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[SPEAKER_00]: D-Dark Souls is a dark fantasy adventure and tend for older eyes as content warrants can be found in the episode descriptions.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hello and welcome to D&D Dark Souls, a dark fantasy actual play podcast inspired by the cags from the Dark Souls tabletop role playing game system and starring some of fan tages most fractured fairy tales.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm your host, scribe of the great flame, and BB-EG, then magnet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, I'm Danger Danger's and I play the Prince and the Poppa and last time we made our way through the monastery we got all equipped up and ready for the final fight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We found the dead crystallized bodies of Donovan in Gerald.
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[SPEAKER_01]: met with Mick, who is also Lancelot, who is also Zayanort, who is also the nameless king, and now we're faced up with what's probably going to wipe us.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean not to play fingers here, but maybe?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Who are you putting the fingers at?
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[SPEAKER_07]: himself.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Hello everyone.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm Aaron and I play the Huntsman, our thief of fence or origin.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Last time, a couple of goobers, we don't give a shit about, got turned into rocks.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And we found out that Mick was in fact evil is hell and related to one of our party members, which might have been touching and sad, but that party member forgot all the good happy things
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[SPEAKER_09]: The spider got a lunging attack that took out a third of this boss already, so I don't know whatever it else is feeling so down and out about, I feel like we're about to clown this fucker.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think Aaron's got a point, we should be feeling less down and out and more clown and out.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Also, we always have the brand again method.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We always have the brand again method.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, God.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_08]: My name is Dan.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You're cruising.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm playing Pinocchio.
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[SPEAKER_08]: The real boy are cleric.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And last session.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I got a really pretty dress that makes me more offensive.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's offensive not offensive.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You couldn't get any more.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, I'm Jordan and I play the spider our assassin and last time we made our way up through some old crumbling archives telling lore and story from ages so long past they were written in stone giving us an interesting perspective on what the great flag means which is very helpful to me I haven't played any of the Dark Souls I don't know what I'm doing here.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Um, but, as we arrived on this rooftop here in encounter Nick or the nameless king, he kept trying to convince us to come over to his side to extinguish the flames so that he may rule the darkness.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And you know, the spider at this time doesn't know how she feels about the flame.
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[SPEAKER_06]: She sees that a lot of lives are having to be sacrificed eternally in order to keep it lit, but also doesn't know what it means for the world to be plunged in darkness.
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[SPEAKER_06]: At the end of the day, that decision will be made, but it will not be made with Mick.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Because he doesn't know what jazz he is.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, I am Grayson.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Also playing the night, also playing Mordred.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, got a memories back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We went through the whole stone library, got some cool information, and the big ol' reveal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maleficent was not the head of the peripheral, what is it dragging, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was just kind of like a centerpiece, and the benefactor turns out to be Lancelot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My old teacher.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Lachelance.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-oh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what we're going with.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I censored myself, okay?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, I could only assume the nameless king hits like a truck and we're going into this doing the whole fight with Maleficent.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm ready to die.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Alright, and with that, let us delve back into the darkness.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So here's how this is gonna go down.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The Nameless King, aka Lancelot, aka Mick and aka all the other fun names I said earlier, is on top of the Mistress of All Evil, aka Maleficent in Dragon IV.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will technically be fighting the Dragon.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Once the Dragon is dead, then the fight with the Nameless King begins an earnest.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Does that make sense?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, well, Huntsman, you're up.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's not gonna shoot him.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, shoot him.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Ten to hit.
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[SPEAKER_09]: What's our over under, guys?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Ah, I'll just toss ten position on it to make it a 20.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Does that hit?
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[SPEAKER_09]: A 20 will hit.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, because remember you're fighting the dragon.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You're not fighting here.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a fucking dragon, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That could have an AC at 30.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like we've been fighting scary things recently.
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[SPEAKER_09]: 25 damage.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, and now it is.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Glug, glug, slosh, slosh, slosh, slosh.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Fucking sprinkles, the real boy and more dirt are both kind of damp on the back of their neck now.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, now you can move on.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, now it is Grace and Stern.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Already, I will go ahead and spend three positions immediately using my ability from great shield glory.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Who do we think is going to need the advantage?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Probably spider because literally activates sneak attack.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just for freesies, make weesies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so automatic advantage on ability, saving, or attacks.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Point!
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[SPEAKER_03]: So you have that, and then Mordred is going to try and learn from his last battle and not attack directly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's going to take his dash action and run all the way to the east side of the dragon.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not quite that close, he's still 20 feet away.
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[SPEAKER_09]: For our audio listeners, Grace and his style positioned himself basically on the edge of a cliff and I would like to just throw my bet in the ring about what's gonna happen over the hand.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have a plan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not plan is to jump.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do a flip.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That'll end my turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and with that, the dragon is going to take flight, and it's going to land right here.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shit, my fellow.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Rules my plan.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And the dragon is going to make two claw attacks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: By fellow, it was so nice to know you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I pre-cast strong magic shield before the fight.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it is true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it lasts long enough to have sustained into this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My AC is 26.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And the drives clause are plus 12 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hell yeah.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That's less than the fucking dancer.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Some moves and sucks.
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[SPEAKER_09]: She rolled a two or seven on both attacks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's because she sided with Mick.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mick basically siphoned her power.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 14 to hit and a 19 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those don't hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Correct.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Neither hits.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Cool.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So she slaps down.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mrs. slaps down again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mrs. and she is now upset.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So she is going to do a roar.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: She has to.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So Melissa has three roars.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Each one has different varying effects.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the first roar, each creature that fails, a DC-18 wisdomsave is now frightened for one minute, a frightened creature can repeat the same thing throughout the end of the turn, ending the effect on a success.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So she just lifts out this gutter-ruled, draconic roar that shakes you to your very bones that need to automate a DC-18 saving throw.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to say her beat a three.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I got a six because I only rolled up two.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 10, I'm scared.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 16 and I have a plus two on my wisdom.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what Spyder's doing, maybe it just didn't mentally register.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She has a plus zero to her wisdom save, but it was 18 on the day.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There you go, me to be lucky.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, the dragon's turn is now done, so that means real boy it is your turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I've been touched like that since Saturday night.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna take my Don't Dice Bell back.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's too late actually can't do that.
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[SPEAKER_09]: You should count to that.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it says for the rules.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It says, don't ever reach anyone else.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It has to go to me.
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[SPEAKER_08]: He gets this whole not to do it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: At least play horsey while I do it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You know what, for just gonna be weird about it, I'm just gonna lean in.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, do it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Horseman fucking puts you up on his back.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Horseman.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Horseman.
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[UNKNOWN]: Horseman.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is some pre-mo content, you guys.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So, mechanically, just so we can get back to the game part.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I have a don't die spell.
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[SPEAKER_08]: If you die, you don't lose your souls.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Which isn't that important.
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[SPEAKER_08]: But on a D20 roll, if you're all 11 or higher, you are reduced to 1 HP, not scared.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Crisp.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Cool.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Do I get to do my wisdom save now?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's not 20.
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[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Incredible.
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[SPEAKER_09]: The horsey time made him way less scared.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a very comforting process.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like, I'll fall off on the Huntsman's shoulders.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I see the dragon and I go, wait a minute, I have lightning in Dark Souls.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Drag, it's our week's lightning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, and that is Daniel's turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shorten.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I would like to slay her elect.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then I'm close enough I can use my sword.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That'll be 22 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That'll hit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Weed.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so, because of my black leather armor, your first turn was though all enemies are surprised.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So that'll be a critical because of assassinate.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then that'll be 5D6 plus 2D6 twice because it's a critical.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So here is my first attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: This is crazy, dude.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 57.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, gosh.
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[SPEAKER_09]: You're a speaker, I still love it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, oh, oh, that's a critical and then Slayer elect double damage to that enemy once per rest.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So times that sucker bat too, wow, Zubilee.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 114.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 114.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This is crazy.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Heey, that's okay.
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[SPEAKER_05]: 114 damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: The spiders, like, I don't know where this came from, maybe having a loving family for Italy to strengthen your resolve.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I could do anything.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The nameless king looks over, sees you drive it through your sword.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It goes, you could have had your family from the start if you've just followed me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You couldn't hit shit!
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[SPEAKER_05]: We ain't following you for nothing!
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[SPEAKER_05]: and hearing the resolve of her friends behind her.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She will go for the second attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It will be a lot less flashy this time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Great, great, great, great, great, great.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, 19 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, 19 will hit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh!
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[SPEAKER_09]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_09]: This is a sea is downright doable.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That'll be 14 more damage, do I pump in position or do I try and survive at attack?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm, we still have the nameless king to go through, I feel like I want to hang on to that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So just the 14 men?
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you did pretty solid damage already.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Only 128 damage total.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, sorry, princess.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It wasn't enough for you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're on the same side, you guys.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I will give you this technically.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that was said, it's bloody.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a little.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I wore it in a way.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So there's this little bit of brick that's right behind me as I'm facing the dragon.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, the spider will do whatever that was, and we'll just get out of behind the wall because holy crap, and I cannot do that again.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That is incredible, Tara.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's so good!
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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you!
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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you!
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[SPEAKER_09]: Damn good.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, Dan's turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, Philip.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Just go ahead and wrap it up.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Do the same amount of damage.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We're happening here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, all right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got our not at all offensively capable character.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got that dragon break.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You explode now, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do have a new spell, but I'm not going to be doing that because I am frightened.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So as the dragon lets out, it's roar.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Rear's up and the Prince flashes back and recovers a memory of being on the battlefield sent in Prince Philip's stead as He is attacked by assassins knocked off his horse and trampled to death.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh
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[SPEAKER_01]: And the fear of that memory is flooding through him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am going to dodge.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am going to stay rooted in place by that terror and try to push through.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And overcome that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to make that wisdom save.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, 19!
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am going to cling to my shield of virtue, raise it up in front of me, and kind of crouch down behind it as I Ready to dodge and that is my turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and with that it is now the Huntsman's turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, shit
14:59.047 --> 15:05.335
[SPEAKER_09]: Seeing how emboldened by a Miss Muffett's affection, the spider wasn't how much damage she was able to do.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Huntsman like reaches back and pulls the real boy onto his back a little closer.
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[SPEAKER_09]: He's like, hook me tighter, put a hooky-o.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We gonna do some damage.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We're, you know what?
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[SPEAKER_08]: We're just gonna keep writing it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Just hog them even tighter.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What else?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Why didn't you introduce this horse play
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I'm sad because I still have disadvantaged because I'm scared I am going to flavor it as She says that while I fucking lining up my shot The Huntsman's got uh 10 so I have to use my Position to bump it up to 19.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'll spend nine position.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I think he will hit and you can literally see the Huntsman's miss And then like the cool spirit energy that normally makes it strong reaches out.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Grat like bumps the arrow
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[SPEAKER_09]: And then the Huntsman wonders about things that could have been full Saturday night.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So 20 damage and then the Huntsman's like Pinocchio, I'm gonna need you to get off.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That was not as helpful as it could have been.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, okay, just like awkwardly clambers off.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, we'll see you're a wisdom safe.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm still scared.
16:23.033 --> 16:23.634
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a four.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I have a question real quick because I think it might actually be relevant.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Will I stop being scared since I'm scared of the dragon?
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[SPEAKER_09]: If it gets killed by everyone else, does the frightened end or do I suddenly become scared of Mick?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think if the source of your fear no longer exists, the condition goes away.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I was going to say the dragon is what makes you afraid.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And if the dragon dies or you're still afraid, you are no longer afraid.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, sick because I have a plus zero and it's an 18 dc so I can see the writing on the wall also for audio listeners I got message that I've lost my horse privileges
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, and that's your turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Night, more drittie you're up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All righty, he's gonna run his 30 feet and make it, baby.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Woo!
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[SPEAKER_03]: I finally get to use Clarence, not the special ability yet, but... You're way!
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[SPEAKER_09]: If you could please kill it, there'd be so cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna try.
17:21.083 --> 17:29.517
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a critical for you and then I'll roll one for it's it's a modified 19.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I did what it 27 on the crit and another 21 damage on top How is she looking she's not on desktop, but don't worry.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna light me with her name on it
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just sky-write it and is that in your turn grace and already have one more.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that'll that'll do it for me save that action surge for Mick Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so the dragon is going to make a claw attack at you and at the prince So it's got to make us first attack at Grayson.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay 28 to hit that'll hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_09]: This is where you learn it does 10 trillion damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I know
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[SPEAKER_07]: You'll take 16 total slashing damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Got it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now for Prince, that would be a 22-to-hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 22 will not hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and this is you again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's now going to do its second roar.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Do the wrong.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, everyone needs to make another DC-18 wasm save.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Definite cycle for one minute.
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[SPEAKER_07]: A fried creature is paralyzed and can repeat the saving throughout the end of each of its turns.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, made that, I got just 18.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Woo!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is a 14.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh wait, Grayson, can I use the shield advantage now?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think does it work, saving throws?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, so for this one, Ben, you said, people who are not scared become scared.
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[SPEAKER_09]: People who are scared get stun slash paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's scared and paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Scarolized.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, the Huntsman is scarolized.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and I rolled a five so that's a fail so I am frightened and you know what the dragon is actually gonna fly away
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[SPEAKER_07]: The famous king is just going to go like, you are the Mr. Svall Geefall, prove yourself worthy of that title.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now it is, Daniel's turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Save us Pinocchio.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We're gonna move full distance and then we're gonna measure.
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[SPEAKER_08]: No!
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[SPEAKER_08]: No!
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[SPEAKER_08]: I can't lightning bolt it.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ben, move her closer.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's up to you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All of you can save us.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's the prince on the shoulder and you get the you can't die spell.
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[SPEAKER_08]: All right, spider, get your turn.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Ugh!
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[SPEAKER_08]: Save us.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Save us.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I don't get advantage because nobody's over there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So this might be a boring spider turn as well.
19:57.334 --> 19:59.798
[SPEAKER_06]: This fly away was really a biggie.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, 20, no, 20 for what it's worth.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, no, no!
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's not a sneak attack, but you know, I'll take it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You are a crit machine today.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's so nice.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see, eight damage, eight to its spicy damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just eight?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Just eight?
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[SPEAKER_06]: There's nobody's there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have all my pool advantage, things anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But still, damage is damage.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Echo port is, it should do it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Totally up to you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could do it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you have a second attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And I have a second attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Let's pour in 35 on top of that.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Ooh, started to look pretty rough.
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[SPEAKER_06]: My second attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 16 plus seven.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That will hit one.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One damn it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I saw.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's progress and then she's gonna go look look look look look and ask this
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, the 16.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan's turned.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so she is too far away for me to do anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And because I'm frightened, I cannot move closer to her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to attempt that wisdom save.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All righty.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That is a net one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to burn my inspiration on that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You should.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That is an eight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not on frightens, but I'm not critically frightened, so I am rooted in place against my will as I'm trying to push forward but my legs won't move, and I will kind of turn to the other two and urge them push me closer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's my turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, Hudson, hope you're ready for an equally exciting turn because I'm paralyzed, so my turn's over.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Let me see if I can pass that saving throw.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Eight, all right, see you guys later.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Don't you have that random plus 10?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, let's take a quick look, uh, no!
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[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, no!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Mordred, you're a cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I know I can't move any closer, but hearing the prince is there a check that I can do to basically like, I guess, because he wants to be moved closer.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I would say make a straight check.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Toss the prince, toss the prince, toss the prince.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you will, show about this prince.
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[SPEAKER_01]: His accent's going to kind of falter a little bit, as he says to you very earnestly, oh, he ain't never been certain, nothing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that is going to be 19 flat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But, okay, how far do you want to throw up?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I will toss him at least an extra 10 feet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 10 feet sounds good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just need to get a little bit closer.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you can make your wisdom save now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely, don't don't Prince.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's just going to give like kind of a half-hearted smile.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, you said wisdom saving, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a 19.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You are no longer frightened.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yay!
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now it is the Dragon's turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the Dragon is going to fly over here.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you do it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it's going to make a tack on the real boy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 14 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: My AC is 13.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Ah, just by one.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Night tea told damage.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You know, this is the most position I've ever had.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Puzzah!
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the dragon is on its last legs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It is looking very rough.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it's about to do this last and final roar.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I need everyone to make a DC-18
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, cool, that's an unnatural 20 then.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I failed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, no!
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so proud.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so proud.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, that is a 13 for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Same.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I also got 13.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those who saved take half damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those who did not save will take the full 8010 Thunder Damage and are not prone.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Ugh.
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[SPEAKER_08]: 52 damage.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Collegy milkers.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Boy.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm bloody.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm at 11HP.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Single digit?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I think everybody, but Hanoak is prone.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So many rocks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're tripped.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that makes me bloody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And when I'm bloody, I can immediately remove one negative condition.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm not going to be frightened anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Nice to see you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So this was the last roar the dragon can no longer do roar so if it survives, it's next turn It can't on roar.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it only has three per day and we still got to fight the neighbors king Good We were honestly looking so fucking good until That right there at the end Yeah until we all got frightened and Pinocchio it's your turn to Pinocchio make us proud say us.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to roll with the advantage because it's a spell attack.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay
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[SPEAKER_08]: when you want to hit.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Twirl a little hit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Awesome.
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[SPEAKER_08]: 35.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Describe your killing blow.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to be super dramatic about this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Is the dragon that lets out that ear piercing roar that knocks everybody else down?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Pinocchio is staring.
25:37.890 --> 25:39.132
[SPEAKER_08]: It's straight in the face.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Manages to steal himself.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Takes his lightning spear.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And as opposed to throwing it, he just stabs it down the throw.
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[SPEAKER_08]: But I don't think it's worth it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah!
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[SPEAKER_07]: She flies and it's like a scrappy, lovely, and as she is, she's choking on it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's that does like being mixes with whatever is inside of her, and essentially explodes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the dragon is now gone, and I need everyone to get 80,000 souls to your soul bank.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But as the carcass of a blown up Maleficent is through to cross the battlefield, you see floating down the nameless king and full armor wielding a sword spear in his hand.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Looking up at all of you and says, you know, she, she was so eager to bring the darkness, pity that she won't ever see it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You all have won last chance.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Join me, help me exti or stess a car safeflame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I will send you to a worse darkness.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We have come this far.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We've sacrificed much.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We have grown and learned.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And we will not let you snuff out the light here and now.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So then be upon for the flame, then it'll be more fun for me to snuff out your lights.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now, the true fight of battle begins.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So now that Melissa said is dead, the fear that she was using with her wars is now gone.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the source of your fear is gone, but now a new source of fear is staring at you right in the fucking face.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nah, not if I close my eyes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So I also I must stress that from here on out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If you guys do happen to T.P.K.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will get into the next fight.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just to guess the nails came, normal like I said, but he will be at full health because that shot that Jordan was able to get off knocked him out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Pretty good to the fact that he's actually kind of bloody.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The actual mechanical term bloody boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
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[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, that's my job.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's my job.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, not at the Huntsman, but Thor and Light needs for you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's my thing.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That wouldn't happen to be a sick, tasty, delicious, stopping wet, a deck-save one.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Why do you have to sail like that?
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[SPEAKER_09]: I just feel like it affects reality.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It makes it more exactly.
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[SPEAKER_07]: DC 17, deck-saving throw, or take 54 points of damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If he fails, is that half?
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[SPEAKER_07]: If he makes it, it's half damage.
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[SPEAKER_09]: He has a vision, I think.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I rolled a 23, I get fucking no damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, hell yeah, let's go!
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no wonder the Queen of Vanity took such a liking to you.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It was the flexibility, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Honestly, I don't need to know any more of what happened in your food war as he just Shumps up and lands right in the center.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh god, he's over me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So as he lands right in the middle of the prince the real boy and Moredred he's like
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[SPEAKER_07]: Now let me show you what near eons of being alive has taught me, and he is going to make a multi-attack at each what of you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One to Grayson, one to Dan, and one to Daniel.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just not going to make you roll I'm dead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He could not want to cut that one.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If you not one, anything else I am dead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I will go in order so I will go to Grayson to Dan the Daniel.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If I not one on either of them, that is the fail.
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[SPEAKER_03]: can you net one on that least like two or three?
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[SPEAKER_07]: 27 to hit, Grayson?
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[SPEAKER_07]: That'll hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You were going to take 15 piercing damage, plus 27 lightning damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, next one is gonna go for Dan.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'll be dead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That is a 19-to-hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Does not hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So he's able to stop the shock mordred.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He takes a sort of actor as a slice at you, actually whist, but now he is going to swing his blade over to the real boy, and that was a three on the die.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So I assume that's gonna hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's his modifier?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Plus a 15-to-hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, he hits and he kills.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Not only have 7-to-n-h-p.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Wait, does that mean you're bloody?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I am bloody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then that goes to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Get back up on your feet, real boy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and I am resistant to both types of damage, so that'll be cut in half.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I believe that is 21 after having it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, this was gonna be a slice.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's different type of damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Nevermind.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a slashing and fire damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Are you resisting the slashing damage?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Slashing, yes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Not resistant to fire.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The slashing damage, it's 22, cut 22 and has, so that'll be 11.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you will take the full 27.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the slice is slashing in fire, the stab is piercing in lightning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's the lightning spear?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is lightning string attack?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It was, it was lightning.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I was joking.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You could carry on.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So, that will be his turn.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Is it my turn?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It is your turn.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's all.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 19 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That will not hit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That will not hit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, we're going in for my second attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 23 to hit a 23 will hit real quick.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to slurp another S. This ahead of time Okay, so that'll be 15 What 22.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna pour 22 position into it for total of 37.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, okay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Go Lancelot's been alive for so long.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He has fought cowless battles
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[SPEAKER_07]: This does not face him.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He feels it, but he just gives you a glare, grabs the arrow and pulls out himself and just not shallotly tosses it back at you, and just looks at you and says, Try again.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And she's gonna go.
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[SPEAKER_06]: and is going to run away!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's try it in true method.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And that will be her turn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan, you're up?
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Going to immediately do an astus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And for my action, the prince is going to say to the nameless king, dropping any and all pretense.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, since we're dropping all pretense,
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[SPEAKER_01]: You ain't gonna be takin' down by no bleed blue blood.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That little crystal curse that you did, uh, your friends back there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Was it somethin' like this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to use white dragon brawl.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do it!
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[SPEAKER_01]: That is a DC-17 dexterity saving.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he fails.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He has no ways.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stack it up, stack it up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so that is 10 D6 piercing damage, and he has paralyzed until the end of his next turn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, voila!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god, this is so good.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, hey, he does not have a resistance to piercing, so you're good.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And he paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Have you paralyzed, too?
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[SPEAKER_07]: And he's paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yay!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Incredible work, Pope.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So paralyzed creature is incapacitated, cannot move or speak, automatically fail strength and dex saves, attacks against them, have advantage, and any attack that hits is automatically a crime.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Incredible work.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, that sets up something so well.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I think this fight's about to fucking end, Boyo.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, if I made the one thing I will say is that the name was King can still talk, because he might want a trash hockey off.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Through grit and teeth full of crystal.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that will be 42 damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Woohoo boy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So yummy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am not going to pour any position into this because I feel like survive ability and drawing fire is probably more important.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 100% and Everyone else is set up to empty the clip.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you blast the crystal into Lancelot's face, he looks over at you go.
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[SPEAKER_07]: been watching you, papa.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I've seen every fight you fought.
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[SPEAKER_10]: All you did was YAP.
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[SPEAKER_07]: YAP and YAP.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now is the only time you go on the offensive.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you did was miss, miss.
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[SPEAKER_08]: What are you talking about?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shut the fuck up.
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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, Papa, part of me is a little proud of you for actually growing a spine that I thought was what's frappled.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's embarrassing is not understanding the utility of a good distraction for drawn fire and taking hits that the others can't get back up from.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's my turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: God damn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Question for that spell.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is there any chance for a safe it will wear off at the end of your next turn?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, just automatically so there's no save.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I think there's there's something I can do for one of that happens But we have to wait for that one because it is Airds turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we'll see if it gets another turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So
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[SPEAKER_09]: First, you see the Huntsman pull out what looks like effectively of that, approximately the size of a sports gatorade receptacle, and dumps estates on his own.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Get the little beer drinking hats and has an estaceous flask on each side.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, it's a secret one.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So let me just toss on that health real quick, so I know how much I can dump in if me be, it's another 13.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Just so everyone knows it got 33 in the text, so we'll see if I use it all.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, nice, nice.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so my advantage to tech was two 19s on the die.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Plus eight.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So I assume a 27 hits.
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[SPEAKER_09]: A 27 hits.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And that's a crit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_09]: On account of the paralysis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, oh, actually it is not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Paralyzed any attack that hits the creature as a critical hit if the attacker is within five feet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh That's rude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We'll go away in your uh fucking going more to do it to do your thing Oh, I've got a thing Sorry for some reason I mixed up my are three in
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[SPEAKER_09]: 30 off the dice, let's go ahead and toss a crisp 31 on to that.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh gosh, this is one damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 61 is Gippy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mr. Motherfuck and railgun, you aim your bow with all of that energy you have felt and you hear the queen of Annie whisper in your ear.
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[SPEAKER_10]: One more time's like, you say you're similar.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And then right before he loses it he says, you know, I used to think you were right about that But now I've got a family and my friends are my power and he's gonna shoot them
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as you lose your arrow, arrow finds purchase and you just hear the Queen of Aides scream one more time and it goes silent.
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[SPEAKER_09]: You are supposed to die by the way.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your thoughts are your own, but looking up at the nameless king, who is still stuck, he is... ...roth.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Racing?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Do it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Get a mortgage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mordred will look at his shield, and start sliding it off of his arm.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I believe you have played your part, it has done all of us well.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Drops the shield, grabs Clarence, his sword, raises it with two hands, and you said five feet away, it's autocrit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within five feet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Excellent.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I believe I meet that criteria.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I will simply call ahead of time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I will be using Clarence Special Ability.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Spend five position to deal additional damage equal to the difference between your current position and maximum position.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I am currently at a health of seven.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My max is 103.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So automatically I'm already doing 96 damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go ahead and roll.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is at advantage.
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[SPEAKER_06]: This feels very poetic.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I rolled an 18 plus 8 thou hit, rolling all my damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, okay, so I just got done really all the dice because everything is an auto-crid because of the paralyzed condition and because of my Hornet ring, that triples all of my critical hits, unless I do the math wrong, 217 points of damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, this is fast, describe.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You're killing blow, and if you have anything you wanna say to Lance a lot before you drive your sword and now is the time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Lots of lots.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to thank you for everything you've taught me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, things have played out the way that they have.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I do promise I will make good by your name.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And engaging the special ability, it's going to do the whole fucking anime thing, swirl of energy and shit like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and just cut them right down through the side from top of the shoulder straight through the navel and then out the other side.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as your sword connects, Lancelot laughs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't bother.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Tell it how what Harry really happened.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You did it to protect the people.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I fell from grace entirely.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I just pray that just you made the right decision.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And with that absolute frickin' dunking on my final boss, you have killed Lancelot, the name was King.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And all of you get 33,000 souls to your soul bank.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now what lies before you is the throne, and the flame, and a choice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So rude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I guess as we all start to make our way towards the throne and the flame, the popper is going to look to the team and ask, all right, what we think in here.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I did not kill the only person who's inspired, hope in me, to not finish this flame quest.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to see the world plunged into darkness after what I gave up to the light.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And all of you here, out of the ether, and if one of you makes the sacrifice, the flame burns, and you'll go back to the way it was.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you see emerge from the great flame itself, the godmother.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I think we still got enough juice in the tank to kill her too.
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[SPEAKER_09]: What do you think guys?
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[SPEAKER_09]: I've still got three more attacks.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Here is, I am not a threat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Put your swords away, put the weapons away.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The battle is over.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I am here to tell you and to give you the final choice, the title of Lord of Embers, was not a thing before the princesses.
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[SPEAKER_07]: when they cast their spell to stall the vile ones, they did it because one more sacrifice was needed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One of you needs to sit upon that throne and act as kindling for the flame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your soul will be apart of the flame and the princesses and not only will you be Lord of Embers but you will be King
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[SPEAKER_07]: There also it comes with a price, you will be stuck, essentially trapped, on this spot, tending to the flame, making sure it does not go out again until the time for new princesses must arise.
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[SPEAKER_07]: How long that will be, I do not know.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So the cycle will just keep happening, sacrifices will keep having to be made.
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[SPEAKER_06]: May!
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[SPEAKER_07]: We do not know what the flame needs, but what we can do is we can study it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If one of you would have taken the throne, the flame will burn for eons, millennia, maybe you will never go out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But what I do know is that what you have all done just now is you have saved everyone alive.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You are now free to live your life as you see fit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What I do now is, if none of you decide to take the flame, then a cycle will indeed continue.
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[SPEAKER_07]: New princesses will be born, they will live, and when they pass on, they will join the flame, but if you decide to take the throne, what if you take it?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Very godmother, can you answer a question?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Honestly, for me, to the best of your knowledge.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What actually happens if the flame goes out?
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[SPEAKER_06]: mean.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It means the end.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Everything fades away.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Essentially it is a form of death that I shudder to think about.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Do you remember, when you all first died, the absolute terror he unsets into, that is what will happen?
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[SPEAKER_07]: But it doesn't stop, there is no peace, there is just darkness in the void.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, Lancelot wanted to do was cause a darkness and build everything a new blank slate.
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[SPEAKER_07]: you stopped that from happening.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You saved what we have.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And personally I think it was the best choice of action.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know for certain if the cycle can be completely put in but I do know for certain that it could be halted for a very long time.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And also, if one of you does choose to make this sacrifice, then the rest of you will be granted your lives again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will not be... Ash in one's no more.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But your souls will pay you around.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you will not be on borrowed time any longer.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the choice is yours.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And she steps to the side.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I know spider that, existentially, I'm sort of wrapping my head around your concern about the endless cycle.
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[SPEAKER_09]: But as I said, I gave up everything, and I would just like to point out that if we let the world fade out of existence, your daughter fades out with it, it might not be a perfect solution, but could you really give up on living, not for you, but for everyone?
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[SPEAKER_06]: As long as I've been alive, I've not had any choices that I could make for myself.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Things were constantly dealt with me,
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[SPEAKER_06]: and even coming back.
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[SPEAKER_06]: From death, it was just one straight path of you must do this, no branching, no choices, and now we are here with a choice.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Once again, I feel like we are still given none, and
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[SPEAKER_06]: If we continue the cycle, it's all to feed the flame, to study it, to see what might happen, knowing that it's more likely than not that more people are going to have to be fed into it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I know the flame has been a comfort for us, but I still can't help but feel deep down in my core that our very existence has been just to feed it like it's a parasite.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I, of course, will go with the popular vote, if Edward wants to sacrifice himself for the flame.
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[SPEAKER_06]: To be with his princess again, I won't stop him, but that is how I feel about this choice.
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[SPEAKER_09]: and the rest of you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I do have one question to the young prince.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What kind of king would you like to be?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to ponder, and he's going to remember the teachings and lessons that he's learned from this party along the way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the Huntsman's words that pray is easiest when you draw them in close.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I fear we have created a villain.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm so sorry to him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the real boys insistence on the necessity of sacrifice and giving things up in order to attain power.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the quick ease with which we dispatch a fellow popper patches.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the mercy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: that we showed and the care and tenderness with each princess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to remember how far, Mick missed stepped and he's going to remember his own humble origins and his animosity towards those who abused their power.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's going to ask the godmother.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you got this answer, but what's it like?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It is peaceful, it is fulfilling, and it is quite, quite wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will I be able to feel the passage of time, the cold, the younger,
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[SPEAKER_07]: you will feel no such things.
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[SPEAKER_07]: For your soul will be one of the flame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will be there attending it to it, and you will be with the other princesses helping in their work.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will only be back in your physical body should the flame come under a new threat, and you will be here to defend it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As the last line,
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[SPEAKER_01]: and he is going to sincerely look to the group and say I ain't have a feared meown death, I fear going hungry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if I do this, that ain't gonna happen no more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I promised that we would be getting what we want, one way or another.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I understand your
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll let you choose.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mordred Reddy's his sword.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding.
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[SPEAKER_01]: As Mordred Reddy's his sword, the prince is going to look at him, smile, and say, and if all you have a step out of line, you know a thing or two about deposing rogue kings.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will you set things straight?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Are you asking for me to stand guard and to make sure that you stay on the proper path?
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[SPEAKER_09]: I think he's asking you to kill him if taxes get too high.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, in a so-based economy, how exactly would that taxation system work?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Would you like a demonstration and, like, conspence eyes?
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[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop that, stop that.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If he wanted to do this, there would be no need for such a more but exchange of currency.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, nobody has any fucking gold anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I assure you, if we're doing any infrastructure project, we need to be based on something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And our currency is based on so.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I just want to make sure I understand what is I'm going to be legislating over.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Do you want us to leave the soul standard?
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[SPEAKER_09]: That's a horrible economic decision.
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[SPEAKER_09]: You pack off, okay?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Godmother, I don't know that you're set to rule.
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[UNKNOWN]: Aye.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What I'm trying to say, dearies, is that if he were to take that throne, there would be no need for you won't be able to use your souls.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your souls will be your own.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The only way to give a soul is through death, and that will be permanent this time.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So you're saying this is a bubble, and we're about to really coming from.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She's trying to say that we're being a little bit potantic about this and we need to make
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we sort of took the wind out of your sails.
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[SPEAKER_09]: What's up, spider?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Right, right, apologies.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Running me mouth is an old habit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Word.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What would you like to see your princess again?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Do you like to see her in the flame?
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[SPEAKER_06]: What would you like to see her?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Y'all miss?
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[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm sitting on that throne, it ain't gonna be as Edward.
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[SPEAKER_01]: King Philip Edward Fantasia the first.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Scott and I bring to it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But that ain't me name.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is name.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm taking that throne, it's as Thomas Cannie.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Nice name.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cannie, what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That damn it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's just gonna put a full home on Huntsman's face, just like, shhh, sorry, go on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, it's no longer Thomas Ganty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It is sir, Thomas Ganty.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, sir, Thomas Ganty, do you want to sit on the throne?
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[SPEAKER_08]: The real boy kind of raises his hand and says, um, I think we've kind of made our choices.
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[SPEAKER_08]: But I'm just saying I am made of wood.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Um, I think I would make some pretty good kind of thing.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not saying I'm not saying I have to, but this is throwing, throwing that out there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not so I'm committed to food.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you or supposed to live a happy life with your father?
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[SPEAKER_08]: You know, you know, I'm just going to step back while that the prince had his moment.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Just throwing that out there.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You don't even have a princess in there.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to take it from him or say it's there.
54:37.358 --> 54:48.570
[SPEAKER_01]: The palper is going to approach the throne, and he's going to say, when I was killed by Aurora, the universe spat me back out with indifference.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking forward to giving a universe a good kick in the ballads.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's going to look one more time to everybody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look one last time for reassurance from the spider.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But some tears will start to fall from her face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he will say, the nameless king is dead, long live the king.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And welcome to the jazzy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he will take the throne.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you sit upon the throne, you feel your body locked in place.
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[SPEAKER_07]: At the base of your feet, you feel a heat, but the heat is not painful.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It is actually the same type of warmth that you felt going through the bonfire to get back to the shrine of the flame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as this flame starts to rise,
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[SPEAKER_07]: You hear the godmother say, all hail King of Embers.
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[SPEAKER_07]: King Thomas Canti the first.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Long may he reign, and long may the fame burn for all a fantasia.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as the flames rise and engulf you, your armor starts to melt away, but you feel no pain.
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[SPEAKER_07]: gold and regal armor.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The colors are not just a gold, but they are a mixture of gold, silver, and right in the middle of your breastplate is a beautiful rose gold embedded rose with some thorns.
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[SPEAKER_07]: and as the flame continues to rise up to your body, it covers your head, a crown is shaped from the flames and a helmet covers your face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you sit bonnet, a grand sword bursts out from your sword arm.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The sword of the bonfire, what was what's rusted and bird is a beautiful rose gold sheen.
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[SPEAKER_07]: and use it as the flames take you and the fire burns bigger and brighter till it burns so bright that everyone shields their eyes and they all disappear.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Spider You awaken in the ruins of the Palace of Privilege.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You look over to your side and you see patients waking up with you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: With all the rings that she has, and she looks up to the ruined palace that she herself destroyed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And goes, you know, maybe a palace of privilege is a...
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[SPEAKER_07]: It was a nice place.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, the residents were kind of terrible.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But we could possibly fix it up.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The two of us?
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm home wherever you are.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mom, that's sweet, but I think we actually do need a roof over our heads, it looks like rain's gonna come soon.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay, it's the sun will come out in the morning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Huntsman, you awake sitting on the throne in Ebony Castle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You look around at the ruined tapestries, and you look down and you see a shuttered hand mirror, and there is no one inside the castle, you are the only one there.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you realize you can make yourself Lord of this castle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No one's there to challenge you.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Huntsman looks around, got a smirk on his face, gets bored, leaves, heads to the closest tavern, talks to the cooking staff there and sees what kind of meats they like to cook up, and he's like, you got it boss, and he strikes up a new, around town, part of the community, Huntsman, Pinocchio.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You wake up in the shack, just outside of Ebony Castle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And next to you is your father, Jepetto.
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[SPEAKER_07]: While looking around, you see the shack is, just as it was, but you look over to your father.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And your father was like, ah, oh, thank goodness.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my tools are here and, oh, my son.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's so good to see you again, my boy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I just pulled one through a great big bear hug.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As your pedal tries to pull you into like you beat him to it, use to just squeeze ever tightly.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You open your eyes and you see the blue-fay once more just smiling and nodding in her approval.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your little cricket friend starts chirping because you too seem to be smushing his cage in between and he's trying to get some air.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You'll be fine, I hold the hug for like a few more seconds.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you too, break apart from the hug.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Jepetto looks like you're gonna go, so, well, this old shack has seen some better days.
01:00:00.751 --> 01:00:06.122
[SPEAKER_07]: And if you would like to stay here, we can, but I would not be opposed to finding somewhere else.
01:00:06.843 --> 01:00:07.645
[SPEAKER_07]: What would you like to go?
01:00:08.326 --> 01:00:16.443
[SPEAKER_08]: I am sure that there are more towns or villages that could be in need of some merry-make.
01:00:16.463 --> 01:00:21.072
[SPEAKER_08]: I think you have made enough weapons this time if you'd return to making toys.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thank the flame I miss making toys, and he grabs his wood carving tools, but the hammer he used to forge swords, he leaves behind, and he leaves the shack with you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mordred
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[SPEAKER_07]: You awake in the middle of Crossroad.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You see the Pulse of Privilege, the towers of Ebony Castle, and you look up to the monastery, and you finally have a choice in front of you that you never thought you have in your life again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The power to do whatever you wish to do.
01:00:56.481 --> 01:01:00.785
[SPEAKER_07]: And with that feeling of freedom, you breathe a sigh of relief.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So what do you do?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Which way would you go?
01:01:05.163 --> 01:01:13.695
[SPEAKER_03]: portrait ponders for a moment, realizing that once again he will be making a difficult decision.
01:01:14.837 --> 01:01:21.005
[SPEAKER_03]: He cares for his friends, he cares for the people, and he cares for all their futures.
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[SPEAKER_03]: His friends will know the truth, but the greater public may not believe what truly has come to pass.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He will begin by telling a tale, the five Ashen heroes that saved Fantasia, the Prince, Pinocchio, Hansmen, Spiderman, and Lancelot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: These heroes were called upon by the princesses to save the kingdom from the Vile ones, and the one who orchestrated everything, the Traderist Knight, Mordred.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The name Mordred, his name, has already carried the weight of villain.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This time will be no different.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mordred will eventually check on all his friends, but seeing that the people of this land are still in need of heroes, he will start a new order of knights.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Lancelots round table.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And finally, the popper turned Prince Turned King.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your body still burns.
01:02:30.127 --> 01:02:32.933
[SPEAKER_07]: Your armor still pristine.
01:02:33.875 --> 01:02:38.164
[SPEAKER_07]: When you sat upon the throne accepted to take the role,
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[SPEAKER_07]: as King of Embers.
01:02:40.931 --> 01:02:41.974
[SPEAKER_07]: You finally awake.
01:02:42.896 --> 01:02:49.392
[SPEAKER_07]: You see in front of you a gentle, warm, life-giving flame and around it.
01:02:49.934 --> 01:02:54.786
[SPEAKER_07]: Princesses Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Aurora who sees you immediately starts crying rushes straight towards you and as she jumps into your arms you feel it you feel everything her weight the hair upon your skin and finally her lips as she meets yours and after she's done kissing you she says
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm so sorry we had to do that to you, but now the work can begin my love.
01:03:25.705 --> 01:03:28.751
[SPEAKER_07]: We can find a way to break the cycle for good.
01:03:28.791 --> 01:03:36.286
[SPEAKER_07]: There's still work to do, but there's a chance, and your friend will have that wish that she really wants.
01:03:37.208 --> 01:03:40.956
[SPEAKER_01]: The work and white love, and...
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[SPEAKER_01]: A little spectral spirit will kind of raise up out of the body cemented down to the throne and hold out its arms in Walt's position.
01:03:53.372 --> 01:03:58.057
[SPEAKER_07]: Aurora smiles and goes, we finally do have time.
01:03:58.097 --> 01:04:00.099
[SPEAKER_07]: The work can wait a little longer.
01:04:01.061 --> 01:04:06.707
[SPEAKER_07]: As she twirls in her dress, becomes this beautiful mix of blue and red.
01:04:06.940 --> 01:04:17.240
[SPEAKER_07]: And you fully, in your regal attire, take her head, as you both waltz, with the flame burning bright.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The end.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You will risen from the earth Give in a second birth When all is falling into darkness A chance to break the curse The sound of the earth
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[SPEAKER_00]: Blood rolled dirt and crimson skies The kingdom is pleading for its hero
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much for listening to Deen Dark Souls, created and hosted by Ben Magnet, with artwork by Jordan Nelson, and editing by myself, danger-dangered and jurors.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Our cast was air-encoffled as the Huntsman, Grace and Norman, as Sir Mordred, the Knight, Jordan Nelson, as the Spider, Daniel Cruz, as Pinocchio, the Real Boy, and myself, danger-danders, as King Thomas Canty the First, the Lord of Embers.
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[SPEAKER_00]: D-Dark Souls is a dark fantasy adventure and tend for older eyes as content warrants can be found in the episode descriptions.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hello and welcome to D&D Dark Souls, a dark fantasy actual play podcast inspired by the cags from the Dark Souls tabletop role playing game system and starring some of fan tages most fractured fairy tales.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm your host, scribe of the great flame, and BB-EG, then magnet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, I'm Danger Danger's and I play the Prince and the Poppa and last time we made our way through the monastery we got all equipped up and ready for the final fight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We found the dead crystallized bodies of Donovan in Gerald.
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[SPEAKER_01]: met with Mick, who is also Lancelot, who is also Zayanort, who is also the nameless king, and now we're faced up with what's probably going to wipe us.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean not to play fingers here, but maybe?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Who are you putting the fingers at?
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[SPEAKER_07]: himself.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Hello everyone.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm Aaron and I play the Huntsman, our thief of fence or origin.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Last time, a couple of goobers, we don't give a shit about, got turned into rocks.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And we found out that Mick was in fact evil is hell and related to one of our party members, which might have been touching and sad, but that party member forgot all the good happy things
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[SPEAKER_09]: The spider got a lunging attack that took out a third of this boss already, so I don't know whatever it else is feeling so down and out about, I feel like we're about to clown this fucker.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think Aaron's got a point, we should be feeling less down and out and more clown and out.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Also, we always have the brand again method.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We always have the brand again method.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, God.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Hello.
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[SPEAKER_08]: My name is Dan.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You're cruising.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm playing Pinocchio.
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[SPEAKER_08]: The real boy are cleric.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And last session.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I got a really pretty dress that makes me more offensive.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's offensive not offensive.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You couldn't get any more.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, I'm Jordan and I play the spider our assassin and last time we made our way up through some old crumbling archives telling lore and story from ages so long past they were written in stone giving us an interesting perspective on what the great flag means which is very helpful to me I haven't played any of the Dark Souls I don't know what I'm doing here.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Um, but, as we arrived on this rooftop here in encounter Nick or the nameless king, he kept trying to convince us to come over to his side to extinguish the flames so that he may rule the darkness.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And you know, the spider at this time doesn't know how she feels about the flame.
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[SPEAKER_06]: She sees that a lot of lives are having to be sacrificed eternally in order to keep it lit, but also doesn't know what it means for the world to be plunged in darkness.
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[SPEAKER_06]: At the end of the day, that decision will be made, but it will not be made with Mick.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Because he doesn't know what jazz he is.
03:54.680 --> 03:55.862
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, I am Grayson.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Also playing the night, also playing Mordred.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, got a memories back.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We went through the whole stone library, got some cool information, and the big ol' reveal.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maleficent was not the head of the peripheral, what is it dragging, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_03]: She was just kind of like a centerpiece, and the benefactor turns out to be Lancelot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My old teacher.
04:29.160 --> 04:33.365
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Lachelance.
04:36.289 --> 04:36.409
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh-oh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's what we're going with.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I censored myself, okay?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, I could only assume the nameless king hits like a truck and we're going into this doing the whole fight with Maleficent.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I think I'm ready to die.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Alright, and with that, let us delve back into the darkness.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So here's how this is gonna go down.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The Nameless King, aka Lancelot, aka Mick and aka all the other fun names I said earlier, is on top of the Mistress of All Evil, aka Maleficent in Dragon IV.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will technically be fighting the Dragon.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Once the Dragon is dead, then the fight with the Nameless King begins an earnest.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Does that make sense?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, well, Huntsman, you're up.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's not gonna shoot him.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, shoot him.
05:38.908 --> 05:40.831
[SPEAKER_09]: Ten to hit.
05:41.212 --> 05:42.574
[SPEAKER_09]: What's our over under, guys?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Ah, I'll just toss ten position on it to make it a 20.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Does that hit?
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[SPEAKER_09]: A 20 will hit.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, because remember you're fighting the dragon.
05:51.609 --> 05:52.431
[SPEAKER_07]: You're not fighting here.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a fucking dragon, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That could have an AC at 30.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like we've been fighting scary things recently.
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[SPEAKER_09]: 25 damage.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, and now it is.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Glug, glug, slosh, slosh, slosh, slosh.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Fucking sprinkles, the real boy and more dirt are both kind of damp on the back of their neck now.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, now you can move on.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, now it is Grace and Stern.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Already, I will go ahead and spend three positions immediately using my ability from great shield glory.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Who do we think is going to need the advantage?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Probably spider because literally activates sneak attack.
06:40.053 --> 06:41.715
[SPEAKER_03]: Just for freesies, make weesies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so automatic advantage on ability, saving, or attacks.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Point!
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[SPEAKER_03]: So you have that, and then Mordred is going to try and learn from his last battle and not attack directly.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He's going to take his dash action and run all the way to the east side of the dragon.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not quite that close, he's still 20 feet away.
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[SPEAKER_09]: For our audio listeners, Grace and his style positioned himself basically on the edge of a cliff and I would like to just throw my bet in the ring about what's gonna happen over the hand.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I have a plan.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Not plan is to jump.
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[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do a flip.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That'll end my turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and with that, the dragon is going to take flight, and it's going to land right here.
07:30.709 --> 07:31.971
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit, my fellow.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Rules my plan.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And the dragon is going to make two claw attacks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: By fellow, it was so nice to know you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I pre-cast strong magic shield before the fight.
07:42.608 --> 07:43.349
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it is true.
07:43.369 --> 07:46.113
[SPEAKER_01]: And it lasts long enough to have sustained into this.
07:46.453 --> 07:46.894
[SPEAKER_01]: You did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My AC is 26.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And the drives clause are plus 12 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hell yeah.
07:53.542 --> 07:54.964
[SPEAKER_09]: That's less than the fucking dancer.
07:55.004 --> 07:55.525
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Some moves and sucks.
07:57.668 --> 07:59.690
[SPEAKER_09]: She rolled a two or seven on both attacks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's because she sided with Mick.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mick basically siphoned her power.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 14 to hit and a 19 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those don't hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Correct.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Neither hits.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Cool.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So she slaps down.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mrs. slaps down again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mrs. and she is now upset.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So she is going to do a roar.
08:19.134 --> 08:19.375
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
08:19.976 --> 08:20.116
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
08:20.136 --> 08:20.296
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
08:20.316 --> 08:20.457
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: She has to.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So Melissa has three roars.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Each one has different varying effects.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the first roar, each creature that fails, a DC-18 wisdomsave is now frightened for one minute, a frightened creature can repeat the same thing throughout the end of the turn, ending the effect on a success.
08:38.025 --> 08:49.302
[SPEAKER_07]: So she just lifts out this gutter-ruled, draconic roar that shakes you to your very bones that need to automate a DC-18 saving throw.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd like to say her beat a three.
08:52.333 --> 08:55.597
[SPEAKER_08]: I got a six because I only rolled up two.
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[SPEAKER_03]: 10, I'm scared.
08:57.579 --> 09:00.182
[SPEAKER_03]: 16 and I have a plus two on my wisdom.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what Spyder's doing, maybe it just didn't mentally register.
09:05.287 --> 09:09.291
[SPEAKER_05]: She has a plus zero to her wisdom save, but it was 18 on the day.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There you go, me to be lucky.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, the dragon's turn is now done, so that means real boy it is your turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I've been touched like that since Saturday night.
09:23.741 --> 09:25.583
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna take my Don't Dice Bell back.
09:25.623 --> 09:26.965
[SPEAKER_08]: That's too late actually can't do that.
09:28.146 --> 09:29.308
[SPEAKER_09]: You should count to that.
09:29.328 --> 09:30.469
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it says for the rules.
09:30.670 --> 09:32.732
[SPEAKER_09]: It says, don't ever reach anyone else.
09:33.093 --> 09:33.894
[SPEAKER_09]: It has to go to me.
09:35.356 --> 09:36.357
[SPEAKER_08]: He gets this whole not to do it.
09:36.938 --> 09:38.440
[SPEAKER_08]: At least play horsey while I do it.
09:40.182 --> 09:42.765
[SPEAKER_08]: You know what, for just gonna be weird about it, I'm just gonna lean in.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, do it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Horseman fucking puts you up on his back.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Horseman.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Horseman.
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[UNKNOWN]: Horseman.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is some pre-mo content, you guys.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So, mechanically, just so we can get back to the game part.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I have a don't die spell.
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[SPEAKER_08]: If you die, you don't lose your souls.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Which isn't that important.
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[SPEAKER_08]: But on a D20 roll, if you're all 11 or higher, you are reduced to 1 HP, not scared.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Crisp.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Cool.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Do I get to do my wisdom save now?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's not 20.
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[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Incredible.
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[SPEAKER_09]: The horsey time made him way less scared.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's a very comforting process.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Like, I'll fall off on the Huntsman's shoulders.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I see the dragon and I go, wait a minute, I have lightning in Dark Souls.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Drag, it's our week's lightning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, and that is Daniel's turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shorten.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I would like to slay her elect.
10:48.729 --> 10:49.170
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
10:49.551 --> 10:53.502
[SPEAKER_06]: And then I'm close enough I can use my sword.
10:55.810 --> 10:56.972
[SPEAKER_06]: That'll be 22 to hit.
10:57.352 --> 10:57.753
[SPEAKER_07]: That'll hit.
10:57.993 --> 10:58.554
[SPEAKER_06]: Weed.
10:58.734 --> 11:04.982
[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, so, because of my black leather armor, your first turn was though all enemies are surprised.
11:05.563 --> 11:08.246
[SPEAKER_06]: So that'll be a critical because of assassinate.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And then that'll be 5D6 plus 2D6 twice because it's a critical.
11:15.475 --> 11:19.000
[SPEAKER_06]: So here is my first attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: This is crazy, dude.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 57.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, gosh.
11:26.418 --> 11:29.361
[SPEAKER_09]: You're a speaker, I still love it.
11:29.582 --> 11:36.410
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, oh, oh, that's a critical and then Slayer elect double damage to that enemy once per rest.
11:36.871 --> 11:40.355
[SPEAKER_06]: So times that sucker bat too, wow, Zubilee.
11:40.375 --> 11:40.796
[SPEAKER_01]: 114.
11:40.816 --> 11:41.577
[SPEAKER_01]: 114.
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[SPEAKER_05]: This is crazy.
11:43.199 --> 11:44.400
[SPEAKER_05]: Heey, that's okay.
11:44.420 --> 11:49.026
[SPEAKER_05]: 114 damage.
11:49.807 --> 11:50.488
[SPEAKER_07]: Shit.
11:51.987 --> 11:59.835
[SPEAKER_06]: The spiders, like, I don't know where this came from, maybe having a loving family for Italy to strengthen your resolve.
11:59.855 --> 12:00.195
[SPEAKER_06]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I could do anything.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The nameless king looks over, sees you drive it through your sword.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It goes, you could have had your family from the start if you've just followed me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No.
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[SPEAKER_05]: You couldn't hit shit!
12:18.393 --> 12:20.695
[SPEAKER_05]: We ain't following you for nothing!
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[SPEAKER_05]: and hearing the resolve of her friends behind her.
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[SPEAKER_05]: She will go for the second attack.
12:25.736 --> 12:27.639
[SPEAKER_06]: It will be a lot less flashy this time.
12:28.421 --> 12:30.485
[SPEAKER_03]: Great, great, great, great, great, great.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, 19 to hit.
12:32.348 --> 12:33.130
[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, 19 will hit.
12:33.471 --> 12:34.573
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh!
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[SPEAKER_09]: Nice.
12:35.214 --> 12:37.418
[SPEAKER_09]: This is a sea is downright doable.
12:37.752 --> 12:43.723
[SPEAKER_06]: That'll be 14 more damage, do I pump in position or do I try and survive at attack?
12:44.844 --> 12:50.895
[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm, we still have the nameless king to go through, I feel like I want to hang on to that.
12:51.396 --> 12:52.538
[SPEAKER_03]: So just the 14 men?
12:54.155 --> 12:56.318
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you did pretty solid damage already.
12:56.458 --> 12:58.781
[SPEAKER_01]: Only 128 damage total.
12:58.821 --> 12:59.322
[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, sorry, princess.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It wasn't enough for you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're on the same side, you guys.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I will give you this technically.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that was said, it's bloody.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a little.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I wore it in a way.
13:15.063 --> 13:19.534
[SPEAKER_06]: So there's this little bit of brick that's right behind me as I'm facing the dragon.
13:19.554 --> 13:27.954
[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, the spider will do whatever that was, and we'll just get out of behind the wall because holy crap, and I cannot do that again.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That is incredible, Tara.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's so good!
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[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you!
13:31.923 --> 13:32.785
[SPEAKER_06]: Thank you!
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[SPEAKER_09]: Damn good.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, Dan's turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, Philip.
13:36.289 --> 13:37.370
[SPEAKER_09]: Just go ahead and wrap it up.
13:37.470 --> 13:38.551
[SPEAKER_09]: Do the same amount of damage.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We're happening here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's go.
13:41.675 --> 13:42.316
[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, all right.
13:42.756 --> 13:46.280
[SPEAKER_01]: We got our not at all offensively capable character.
13:46.460 --> 13:46.560
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
13:46.981 --> 13:47.882
[SPEAKER_01]: You got that dragon break.
13:47.902 --> 13:49.043
[SPEAKER_01]: You explode now, right?
13:49.504 --> 13:53.728
[SPEAKER_01]: I do have a new spell, but I'm not going to be doing that because I am frightened.
13:54.209 --> 13:58.013
[SPEAKER_01]: So as the dragon lets out, it's roar.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Rear's up and the Prince flashes back and recovers a memory of being on the battlefield sent in Prince Philip's stead as He is attacked by assassins knocked off his horse and trampled to death.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh
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[SPEAKER_01]: And the fear of that memory is flooding through him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am going to dodge.
14:27.156 --> 14:32.503
[SPEAKER_01]: I am going to stay rooted in place by that terror and try to push through.
14:32.523 --> 14:34.885
[SPEAKER_01]: And overcome that.
14:35.366 --> 14:38.249
[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to make that wisdom save.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, 19!
14:42.323 --> 14:53.753
[SPEAKER_01]: I am going to cling to my shield of virtue, raise it up in front of me, and kind of crouch down behind it as I Ready to dodge and that is my turn.
14:54.154 --> 14:57.864
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and with that it is now the Huntsman's turn.
14:58.265 --> 14:59.067
[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, shit
14:59.047 --> 15:05.335
[SPEAKER_09]: Seeing how emboldened by a Miss Muffett's affection, the spider wasn't how much damage she was able to do.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Huntsman like reaches back and pulls the real boy onto his back a little closer.
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[SPEAKER_09]: He's like, hook me tighter, put a hooky-o.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We gonna do some damage.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We're, you know what?
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[SPEAKER_08]: We're just gonna keep writing it.
15:21.838 --> 15:23.300
[SPEAKER_08]: Just hog them even tighter.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What else?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Why didn't you introduce this horse play
15:30.923 --> 15:47.438
[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I'm sad because I still have disadvantaged because I'm scared I am going to flavor it as She says that while I fucking lining up my shot The Huntsman's got uh 10 so I have to use my Position to bump it up to 19.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'll spend nine position.
15:49.420 --> 15:56.466
[SPEAKER_09]: I think he will hit and you can literally see the Huntsman's miss And then like the cool spirit energy that normally makes it strong reaches out.
15:56.486 --> 16:00.930
[SPEAKER_09]: Grat like bumps the arrow
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[SPEAKER_09]: And then the Huntsman wonders about things that could have been full Saturday night.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So 20 damage and then the Huntsman's like Pinocchio, I'm gonna need you to get off.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That was not as helpful as it could have been.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, okay, just like awkwardly clambers off.
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[SPEAKER_09]: All right, we'll see you're a wisdom safe.
16:21.751 --> 16:22.993
[SPEAKER_09]: I'm still scared.
16:23.033 --> 16:23.634
[SPEAKER_09]: It was a four.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I have a question real quick because I think it might actually be relevant.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Will I stop being scared since I'm scared of the dragon?
16:32.706 --> 16:38.634
[SPEAKER_09]: If it gets killed by everyone else, does the frightened end or do I suddenly become scared of Mick?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think if the source of your fear no longer exists, the condition goes away.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I was going to say the dragon is what makes you afraid.
16:45.684 --> 16:48.788
[SPEAKER_07]: And if the dragon dies or you're still afraid, you are no longer afraid.
16:48.768 --> 16:59.048
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, sick because I have a plus zero and it's an 18 dc so I can see the writing on the wall also for audio listeners I got message that I've lost my horse privileges
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, and that's your turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Night, more drittie you're up.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All righty, he's gonna run his 30 feet and make it, baby.
17:08.717 --> 17:10.420
[SPEAKER_03]: Woo!
17:10.440 --> 17:15.551
[SPEAKER_03]: I finally get to use Clarence, not the special ability yet, but... You're way!
17:15.571 --> 17:17.535
[SPEAKER_09]: If you could please kill it, there'd be so cool.
17:17.835 --> 17:19.298
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna try.
17:21.083 --> 17:29.517
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a critical for you and then I'll roll one for it's it's a modified 19.
17:30.018 --> 17:30.278
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
17:30.298 --> 17:44.482
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and I did what it 27 on the crit and another 21 damage on top How is she looking she's not on desktop, but don't worry.
17:44.642 --> 17:46.365
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna light me with her name on it
17:47.290 --> 17:50.895
[SPEAKER_07]: Just sky-write it and is that in your turn grace and already have one more.
17:51.396 --> 17:56.002
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that'll that'll do it for me save that action surge for Mick Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
17:56.442 --> 18:06.176
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so the dragon is going to make a claw attack at you and at the prince So it's got to make us first attack at Grayson.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay 28 to hit that'll hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_09]: This is where you learn it does 10 trillion damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I know
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[SPEAKER_07]: You'll take 16 total slashing damage.
18:16.989 --> 18:17.430
[SPEAKER_07]: Got it.
18:17.710 --> 18:23.198
[SPEAKER_07]: And now for Prince, that would be a 22-to-hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 22 will not hit.
18:24.500 --> 18:26.042
[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, and this is you again.
18:26.122 --> 18:28.125
[SPEAKER_07]: It's now going to do its second roar.
18:28.486 --> 18:29.026
[SPEAKER_07]: Do the wrong.
18:29.407 --> 18:33.132
[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, everyone needs to make another DC-18 wasm save.
18:33.653 --> 18:34.955
[SPEAKER_07]: Definite cycle for one minute.
18:35.235 --> 18:40.062
[SPEAKER_07]: A fried creature is paralyzed and can repeat the saving throughout the end of each of its turns.
18:42.590 --> 18:44.833
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, made that, I got just 18.
18:44.853 --> 18:45.253
[SPEAKER_01]: Woo!
18:46.355 --> 18:47.296
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is a 14.
18:47.316 --> 18:51.541
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh wait, Grayson, can I use the shield advantage now?
18:51.601 --> 18:53.344
[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think does it work, saving throws?
18:53.844 --> 18:54.545
[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.
18:54.565 --> 18:55.927
[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
18:55.947 --> 18:59.171
[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, so for this one, Ben, you said, people who are not scared become scared.
18:59.211 --> 19:02.355
[SPEAKER_09]: People who are scared get stun slash paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It's scared and paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Scarolized.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, the Huntsman is scarolized.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and I rolled a five so that's a fail so I am frightened and you know what the dragon is actually gonna fly away
19:18.061 --> 19:25.888
[SPEAKER_07]: The famous king is just going to go like, you are the Mr. Svall Geefall, prove yourself worthy of that title.
19:26.809 --> 19:29.111
[SPEAKER_07]: And now it is, Daniel's turn.
19:29.212 --> 19:30.012
[SPEAKER_07]: Save us Pinocchio.
19:30.433 --> 19:33.275
[SPEAKER_08]: We're gonna move full distance and then we're gonna measure.
19:34.096 --> 19:34.396
[SPEAKER_08]: No!
19:35.117 --> 19:35.497
[SPEAKER_08]: No!
19:36.258 --> 19:37.039
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't lightning bolt it.
19:37.219 --> 19:37.960
[SPEAKER_03]: Ben, move her closer.
19:38.400 --> 19:38.941
[SPEAKER_03]: It's up to you.
19:39.241 --> 19:40.562
[SPEAKER_03]: All of you can save us.
19:40.582 --> 19:45.587
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's the prince on the shoulder and you get the you can't die spell.
19:46.681 --> 19:47.522
[SPEAKER_08]: All right, spider, get your turn.
19:47.943 --> 19:48.103
[SPEAKER_06]: Huh?
19:49.705 --> 19:49.785
[SPEAKER_06]: Ugh!
19:49.805 --> 19:50.085
[SPEAKER_08]: Save us.
19:50.866 --> 19:51.487
[SPEAKER_06]: Save us.
19:51.827 --> 19:54.671
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I don't get advantage because nobody's over there.
19:55.212 --> 19:57.274
[SPEAKER_06]: So this might be a boring spider turn as well.
19:57.334 --> 19:59.798
[SPEAKER_06]: This fly away was really a biggie.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, 20, no, 20 for what it's worth.
20:05.284 --> 20:06.025
[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no, no, no!
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's not a sneak attack, but you know, I'll take it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You are a crit machine today.
20:11.773 --> 20:15.237
[SPEAKER_06]: It's so nice.
20:15.436 --> 20:19.341
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's see, eight damage, eight to its spicy damage.
20:19.561 --> 20:20.041
[SPEAKER_07]: Just eight?
20:20.262 --> 20:21.483
[SPEAKER_06]: Just eight?
20:21.503 --> 20:22.504
[SPEAKER_06]: There's nobody's there.
20:22.664 --> 20:25.167
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't have all my pool advantage, things anymore.
20:25.287 --> 20:26.729
[SPEAKER_01]: But still, damage is damage.
20:27.370 --> 20:28.832
[SPEAKER_06]: Echo port is, it should do it.
20:29.172 --> 20:29.833
[SPEAKER_01]: Totally up to you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could do it.
20:31.094 --> 20:32.276
[SPEAKER_01]: And you have a second attack.
20:32.476 --> 20:34.278
[SPEAKER_06]: And I have a second attack.
20:35.099 --> 20:39.264
[SPEAKER_06]: Let's pour in 35 on top of that.
20:39.784 --> 20:41.526
[SPEAKER_07]: Ooh, started to look pretty rough.
20:41.947 --> 20:42.928
[SPEAKER_06]: My second attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 16 plus seven.
20:46.666 --> 20:48.470
[SPEAKER_07]: That will hit one.
20:48.931 --> 20:50.254
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One damn it.
20:51.056 --> 20:51.737
[SPEAKER_06]: I saw.
20:53.281 --> 20:53.742
[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
20:54.363 --> 21:00.276
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's progress and then she's gonna go look look look look look and ask this
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, the 16.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan's turned.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so she is too far away for me to do anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And because I'm frightened, I cannot move closer to her.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to attempt that wisdom save.
21:14.472 --> 21:14.833
[SPEAKER_01]: All righty.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That is a net one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to burn my inspiration on that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You should.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That is an eight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not on frightens, but I'm not critically frightened, so I am rooted in place against my will as I'm trying to push forward but my legs won't move, and I will kind of turn to the other two and urge them push me closer.
21:45.127 --> 21:45.828
[SPEAKER_01]: And that's my turn.
21:46.109 --> 21:52.640
[SPEAKER_09]: All right, Hudson, hope you're ready for an equally exciting turn because I'm paralyzed, so my turn's over.
21:53.001 --> 21:55.085
[SPEAKER_09]: Let me see if I can pass that saving throw.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Eight, all right, see you guys later.
21:58.290 --> 22:00.334
[SPEAKER_03]: Don't you have that random plus 10?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, let's take a quick look, uh, no!
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[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, no!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All right, Mordred, you're a cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I know I can't move any closer, but hearing the prince is there a check that I can do to basically like, I guess, because he wants to be moved closer.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I would say make a straight check.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Toss the prince, toss the prince, toss the prince.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If you will, show about this prince.
22:25.863 --> 22:32.511
[SPEAKER_01]: His accent's going to kind of falter a little bit, as he says to you very earnestly, oh, he ain't never been certain, nothing.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that is going to be 19 flat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But, okay, how far do you want to throw up?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I will toss him at least an extra 10 feet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 10 feet sounds good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just need to get a little bit closer.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you can make your wisdom save now.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely, don't don't Prince.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's just going to give like kind of a half-hearted smile.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see, you said wisdom saving, right?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It's a 19.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You are no longer frightened.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yay!
23:07.416 --> 23:08.999
[SPEAKER_07]: And now it is the Dragon's turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the Dragon is going to fly over here.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you do it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And it's going to make a tack on the real boy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 14 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: My AC is 13.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Ah, just by one.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Night tea told damage.
23:27.436 --> 23:30.198
[SPEAKER_08]: You know, this is the most position I've ever had.
23:30.218 --> 23:31.420
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm fine.
23:32.380 --> 23:32.621
[SPEAKER_00]: Puzzah!
23:32.721 --> 23:35.183
[SPEAKER_07]: So the dragon is on its last legs.
23:35.904 --> 23:38.126
[SPEAKER_07]: It is looking very rough.
23:38.146 --> 23:41.649
[SPEAKER_07]: And it's about to do this last and final roar.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I need everyone to make a DC-18
23:50.204 --> 23:51.725
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, cool, that's an unnatural 20 then.
23:51.946 --> 23:53.167
[SPEAKER_03]: Hell yeah.
23:53.487 --> 23:54.047
[SPEAKER_08]: I failed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, no!
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so proud.
23:57.250 --> 23:57.651
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so proud.
23:58.091 --> 23:59.512
[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, that is a 13 for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Same.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I also got 13.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those who saved take half damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Those who did not save will take the full 8010 Thunder Damage and are not prone.
24:13.345 --> 24:18.810
[SPEAKER_07]: Ugh.
24:22.233 --> 24:23.314
[SPEAKER_08]: 52 damage.
24:23.495 --> 24:24.776
[SPEAKER_06]: Collegy milkers.
24:25.557 --> 24:26.058
[SPEAKER_08]: Boy.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm bloody.
24:26.979 --> 24:27.780
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm at 11HP.
24:28.240 --> 24:29.021
[SPEAKER_06]: Single digit?
24:29.301 --> 24:29.422
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh.
24:29.662 --> 24:31.824
[SPEAKER_06]: I think everybody, but Hanoak is prone.
24:31.885 --> 24:33.106
[SPEAKER_08]: So many rocks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're tripped.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that makes me bloody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And when I'm bloody, I can immediately remove one negative condition.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm not going to be frightened anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Nice to see you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So this was the last roar the dragon can no longer do roar so if it survives, it's next turn It can't on roar.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it only has three per day and we still got to fight the neighbors king Good We were honestly looking so fucking good until That right there at the end Yeah until we all got frightened and Pinocchio it's your turn to Pinocchio make us proud say us.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to roll with the advantage because it's a spell attack.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Okay
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[SPEAKER_08]: when you want to hit.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Twirl a little hit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Awesome.
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[SPEAKER_08]: 35.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Describe your killing blow.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to be super dramatic about this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Is the dragon that lets out that ear piercing roar that knocks everybody else down?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Pinocchio is staring.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It's straight in the face.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Manages to steal himself.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Takes his lightning spear.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And as opposed to throwing it, he just stabs it down the throw.
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[SPEAKER_08]: But I don't think it's worth it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah!
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[SPEAKER_07]: She flies and it's like a scrappy, lovely, and as she is, she's choking on it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's that does like being mixes with whatever is inside of her, and essentially explodes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the dragon is now gone, and I need everyone to get 80,000 souls to your soul bank.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But as the carcass of a blown up Maleficent is through to cross the battlefield, you see floating down the nameless king and full armor wielding a sword spear in his hand.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Looking up at all of you and says, you know, she, she was so eager to bring the darkness, pity that she won't ever see it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You all have won last chance.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Join me, help me exti or stess a car safeflame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I will send you to a worse darkness.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We have come this far.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We've sacrificed much.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We have grown and learned.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And we will not let you snuff out the light here and now.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So then be upon for the flame, then it'll be more fun for me to snuff out your lights.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now, the true fight of battle begins.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So now that Melissa said is dead, the fear that she was using with her wars is now gone.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the source of your fear is gone, but now a new source of fear is staring at you right in the fucking face.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Nah, not if I close my eyes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So I also I must stress that from here on out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If you guys do happen to T.P.K.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will get into the next fight.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Just to guess the nails came, normal like I said, but he will be at full health because that shot that Jordan was able to get off knocked him out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Pretty good to the fact that he's actually kind of bloody.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The actual mechanical term bloody boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-
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[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, that's my job.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's my job.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, not at the Huntsman, but Thor and Light needs for you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's my thing.
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[SPEAKER_09]: That wouldn't happen to be a sick, tasty, delicious, stopping wet, a deck-save one.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Why do you have to sail like that?
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[SPEAKER_09]: I just feel like it affects reality.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It makes it more exactly.
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[SPEAKER_07]: DC 17, deck-saving throw, or take 54 points of damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: If he fails, is that half?
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[SPEAKER_07]: If he makes it, it's half damage.
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[SPEAKER_09]: He has a vision, I think.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I rolled a 23, I get fucking no damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, hell yeah, let's go!
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[SPEAKER_10]: Well, no wonder the Queen of Vanity took such a liking to you.
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[SPEAKER_09]: It was the flexibility, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Honestly, I don't need to know any more of what happened in your food war as he just Shumps up and lands right in the center.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh god, he's over me.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So as he lands right in the middle of the prince the real boy and Moredred he's like
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[SPEAKER_07]: Now let me show you what near eons of being alive has taught me, and he is going to make a multi-attack at each what of you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One to Grayson, one to Dan, and one to Daniel.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm just not going to make you roll I'm dead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He could not want to cut that one.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If you not one, anything else I am dead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I will go in order so I will go to Grayson to Dan the Daniel.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If I not one on either of them, that is the fail.
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[SPEAKER_03]: can you net one on that least like two or three?
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[SPEAKER_07]: 27 to hit, Grayson?
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[SPEAKER_07]: That'll hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You were going to take 15 piercing damage, plus 27 lightning damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right, next one is gonna go for Dan.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'll be dead.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That is a 19-to-hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Does not hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So he's able to stop the shock mordred.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He takes a sort of actor as a slice at you, actually whist, but now he is going to swing his blade over to the real boy, and that was a three on the die.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So I assume that's gonna hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's his modifier?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Plus a 15-to-hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, he hits and he kills.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Not only have 7-to-n-h-p.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Wait, does that mean you're bloody?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I am bloody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then that goes to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Get back up on your feet, real boy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and I am resistant to both types of damage, so that'll be cut in half.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I believe that is 21 after having it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, this was gonna be a slice.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's different type of damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Nevermind.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It's a slashing and fire damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Are you resisting the slashing damage?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Slashing, yes.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Not resistant to fire.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The slashing damage, it's 22, cut 22 and has, so that'll be 11.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you will take the full 27.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the slice is slashing in fire, the stab is piercing in lightning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What's the lightning spear?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is lightning string attack?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It was, it was lightning.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I was joking.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You could carry on.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So, that will be his turn.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Is it my turn?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It is your turn.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's all.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 19 to hit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: That will not hit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That will not hit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, we're going in for my second attack.
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[SPEAKER_06]: 23 to hit a 23 will hit real quick.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to slurp another S. This ahead of time Okay, so that'll be 15 What 22.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna pour 22 position into it for total of 37.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah, okay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Go Lancelot's been alive for so long.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He has fought cowless battles
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[SPEAKER_07]: This does not face him.
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[SPEAKER_07]: He feels it, but he just gives you a glare, grabs the arrow and pulls out himself and just not shallotly tosses it back at you, and just looks at you and says, Try again.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And she's gonna go.
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[SPEAKER_06]: and is going to run away!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah!
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[SPEAKER_03]: Let's try it in true method.
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[SPEAKER_06]: And that will be her turn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan, you're up?
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Going to immediately do an astus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And for my action, the prince is going to say to the nameless king, dropping any and all pretense.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, since we're dropping all pretense,
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[SPEAKER_01]: You ain't gonna be takin' down by no bleed blue blood.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That little crystal curse that you did, uh, your friends back there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Was it somethin' like this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm going to use white dragon brawl.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do it!
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[SPEAKER_01]: That is a DC-17 dexterity saving.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he fails.
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[SPEAKER_10]: He has no ways.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stack it up, stack it up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, so that is 10 D6 piercing damage, and he has paralyzed until the end of his next turn.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, voila!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god, this is so good.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, hey, he does not have a resistance to piercing, so you're good.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And he paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Have you paralyzed, too?
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[SPEAKER_07]: And he's paralyzed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yay!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Incredible work, Pope.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So paralyzed creature is incapacitated, cannot move or speak, automatically fail strength and dex saves, attacks against them, have advantage, and any attack that hits is automatically a crime.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Incredible work.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, that sets up something so well.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I think this fight's about to fucking end, Boyo.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, if I made the one thing I will say is that the name was King can still talk, because he might want a trash hockey off.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Through grit and teeth full of crystal.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that will be 42 damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Woohoo boy.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So yummy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I am not going to pour any position into this because I feel like survive ability and drawing fire is probably more important.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 100% and Everyone else is set up to empty the clip.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you blast the crystal into Lancelot's face, he looks over at you go.
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[SPEAKER_07]: been watching you, papa.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I've seen every fight you fought.
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[SPEAKER_10]: All you did was YAP.
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[SPEAKER_07]: YAP and YAP.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now is the only time you go on the offensive.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you did was miss, miss.
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[SPEAKER_08]: What are you talking about?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Shut the fuck up.
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[SPEAKER_10]: You know, Papa, part of me is a little proud of you for actually growing a spine that I thought was what's frappled.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's embarrassing is not understanding the utility of a good distraction for drawn fire and taking hits that the others can't get back up from.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's my turn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: God damn.
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[SPEAKER_07]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Question for that spell.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Is there any chance for a safe it will wear off at the end of your next turn?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, just automatically so there's no save.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I think there's there's something I can do for one of that happens But we have to wait for that one because it is Airds turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we'll see if it gets another turn.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So
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[SPEAKER_09]: First, you see the Huntsman pull out what looks like effectively of that, approximately the size of a sports gatorade receptacle, and dumps estates on his own.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Get the little beer drinking hats and has an estaceous flask on each side.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, it's a secret one.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So let me just toss on that health real quick, so I know how much I can dump in if me be, it's another 13.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Just so everyone knows it got 33 in the text, so we'll see if I use it all.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, nice, nice.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, so my advantage to tech was two 19s on the die.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my gosh.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Plus eight.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So I assume a 27 hits.
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[SPEAKER_09]: A 27 hits.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And that's a crit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nice.
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[SPEAKER_09]: On account of the paralysis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So, oh, actually it is not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Paralyzed any attack that hits the creature as a critical hit if the attacker is within five feet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh That's rude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm so sorry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_09]: We'll go away in your uh fucking going more to do it to do your thing Oh, I've got a thing Sorry for some reason I mixed up my are three in
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[SPEAKER_09]: 30 off the dice, let's go ahead and toss a crisp 31 on to that.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Oh gosh, this is one damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: 61 is Gippy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mr. Motherfuck and railgun, you aim your bow with all of that energy you have felt and you hear the queen of Annie whisper in your ear.
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[SPEAKER_10]: One more time's like, you say you're similar.
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[SPEAKER_09]: And then right before he loses it he says, you know, I used to think you were right about that But now I've got a family and my friends are my power and he's gonna shoot them
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as you lose your arrow, arrow finds purchase and you just hear the Queen of Aides scream one more time and it goes silent.
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[SPEAKER_09]: You are supposed to die by the way.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your thoughts are your own, but looking up at the nameless king, who is still stuck, he is... ...roth.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Racing?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Do it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Get a mortgage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mordred will look at his shield, and start sliding it off of his arm.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I believe you have played your part, it has done all of us well.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Drops the shield, grabs Clarence, his sword, raises it with two hands, and you said five feet away, it's autocrit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within five feet.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Excellent.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I believe I meet that criteria.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I will simply call ahead of time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I will be using Clarence Special Ability.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Spend five position to deal additional damage equal to the difference between your current position and maximum position.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I am currently at a health of seven.
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[SPEAKER_03]: My max is 103.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So automatically I'm already doing 96 damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to go ahead and roll.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This is at advantage.
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[SPEAKER_06]: This feels very poetic.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I rolled an 18 plus 8 thou hit, rolling all my damage.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, okay, so I just got done really all the dice because everything is an auto-crid because of the paralyzed condition and because of my Hornet ring, that triples all of my critical hits, unless I do the math wrong, 217 points of damage.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, this is fast, describe.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You're killing blow, and if you have anything you wanna say to Lance a lot before you drive your sword and now is the time.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Lots of lots.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to thank you for everything you've taught me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Unfortunately, things have played out the way that they have.
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[SPEAKER_03]: But I do promise I will make good by your name.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And engaging the special ability, it's going to do the whole fucking anime thing, swirl of energy and shit like that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: and just cut them right down through the side from top of the shoulder straight through the navel and then out the other side.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as your sword connects, Lancelot laughs.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Don't bother.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Tell it how what Harry really happened.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You did it to protect the people.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I fell from grace entirely.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I just pray that just you made the right decision.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And with that absolute frickin' dunking on my final boss, you have killed Lancelot, the name was King.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And all of you get 33,000 souls to your soul bank.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And now what lies before you is the throne, and the flame, and a choice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So rude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I guess as we all start to make our way towards the throne and the flame, the popper is going to look to the team and ask, all right, what we think in here.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I did not kill the only person who's inspired, hope in me, to not finish this flame quest.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want to see the world plunged into darkness after what I gave up to the light.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And all of you here, out of the ether, and if one of you makes the sacrifice, the flame burns, and you'll go back to the way it was.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you see emerge from the great flame itself, the godmother.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I think we still got enough juice in the tank to kill her too.
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[SPEAKER_09]: What do you think guys?
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[SPEAKER_09]: I've still got three more attacks.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Here is, I am not a threat.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Put your swords away, put the weapons away.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The battle is over.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I am here to tell you and to give you the final choice, the title of Lord of Embers, was not a thing before the princesses.
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[SPEAKER_07]: when they cast their spell to stall the vile ones, they did it because one more sacrifice was needed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: One of you needs to sit upon that throne and act as kindling for the flame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your soul will be apart of the flame and the princesses and not only will you be Lord of Embers but you will be King
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[SPEAKER_07]: There also it comes with a price, you will be stuck, essentially trapped, on this spot, tending to the flame, making sure it does not go out again until the time for new princesses must arise.
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[SPEAKER_07]: How long that will be, I do not know.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So the cycle will just keep happening, sacrifices will keep having to be made.
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[SPEAKER_06]: May!
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[SPEAKER_07]: We do not know what the flame needs, but what we can do is we can study it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If one of you would have taken the throne, the flame will burn for eons, millennia, maybe you will never go out.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But what I do know is that what you have all done just now is you have saved everyone alive.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You are now free to live your life as you see fit.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What I do now is, if none of you decide to take the flame, then a cycle will indeed continue.
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[SPEAKER_07]: New princesses will be born, they will live, and when they pass on, they will join the flame, but if you decide to take the throne, what if you take it?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Very godmother, can you answer a question?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Honestly, for me, to the best of your knowledge.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What actually happens if the flame goes out?
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[SPEAKER_06]: mean.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It means the end.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Everything fades away.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Essentially it is a form of death that I shudder to think about.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Do you remember, when you all first died, the absolute terror he unsets into, that is what will happen?
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[SPEAKER_07]: But it doesn't stop, there is no peace, there is just darkness in the void.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Well, Lancelot wanted to do was cause a darkness and build everything a new blank slate.
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[SPEAKER_07]: you stopped that from happening.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You saved what we have.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And personally I think it was the best choice of action.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know for certain if the cycle can be completely put in but I do know for certain that it could be halted for a very long time.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And also, if one of you does choose to make this sacrifice, then the rest of you will be granted your lives again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will not be... Ash in one's no more.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But your souls will pay you around.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you will not be on borrowed time any longer.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So the choice is yours.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And she steps to the side.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I know spider that, existentially, I'm sort of wrapping my head around your concern about the endless cycle.
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[SPEAKER_09]: But as I said, I gave up everything, and I would just like to point out that if we let the world fade out of existence, your daughter fades out with it, it might not be a perfect solution, but could you really give up on living, not for you, but for everyone?
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[SPEAKER_06]: As long as I've been alive, I've not had any choices that I could make for myself.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Things were constantly dealt with me,
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[SPEAKER_06]: and even coming back.
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[SPEAKER_06]: From death, it was just one straight path of you must do this, no branching, no choices, and now we are here with a choice.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Once again, I feel like we are still given none, and
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[SPEAKER_06]: If we continue the cycle, it's all to feed the flame, to study it, to see what might happen, knowing that it's more likely than not that more people are going to have to be fed into it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I know the flame has been a comfort for us, but I still can't help but feel deep down in my core that our very existence has been just to feed it like it's a parasite.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I, of course, will go with the popular vote, if Edward wants to sacrifice himself for the flame.
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[SPEAKER_06]: To be with his princess again, I won't stop him, but that is how I feel about this choice.
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[SPEAKER_09]: and the rest of you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I do have one question to the young prince.
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[SPEAKER_03]: What kind of king would you like to be?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to ponder, and he's going to remember the teachings and lessons that he's learned from this party along the way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the Huntsman's words that pray is easiest when you draw them in close.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I fear we have created a villain.
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[SPEAKER_09]: I'm so sorry to him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the real boys insistence on the necessity of sacrifice and giving things up in order to attain power.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the quick ease with which we dispatch a fellow popper patches.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He is going to remember the mercy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: that we showed and the care and tenderness with each princess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to remember how far, Mick missed stepped and he's going to remember his own humble origins and his animosity towards those who abused their power.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's going to ask the godmother.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if you got this answer, but what's it like?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It is peaceful, it is fulfilling, and it is quite, quite wonderful.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will I be able to feel the passage of time, the cold, the younger,
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[SPEAKER_07]: you will feel no such things.
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[SPEAKER_07]: For your soul will be one of the flame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will be there attending it to it, and you will be with the other princesses helping in their work.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You will only be back in your physical body should the flame come under a new threat, and you will be here to defend it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As the last line,
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[SPEAKER_01]: and he is going to sincerely look to the group and say I ain't have a feared meown death, I fear going hungry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if I do this, that ain't gonna happen no more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I promised that we would be getting what we want, one way or another.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I understand your
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll let you choose.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh no.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mordred Reddy's his sword.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kidding.
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[SPEAKER_01]: As Mordred Reddy's his sword, the prince is going to look at him, smile, and say, and if all you have a step out of line, you know a thing or two about deposing rogue kings.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Will you set things straight?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Are you asking for me to stand guard and to make sure that you stay on the proper path?
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[SPEAKER_09]: I think he's asking you to kill him if taxes get too high.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, in a so-based economy, how exactly would that taxation system work?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Would you like a demonstration and, like, conspence eyes?
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[SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop that, stop that.
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[SPEAKER_07]: If he wanted to do this, there would be no need for such a more but exchange of currency.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Well, nobody has any fucking gold anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I assure you, if we're doing any infrastructure project, we need to be based on something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And our currency is based on so.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I just want to make sure I understand what is I'm going to be legislating over.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Do you want us to leave the soul standard?
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[SPEAKER_09]: That's a horrible economic decision.
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[SPEAKER_09]: You pack off, okay?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Godmother, I don't know that you're set to rule.
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[UNKNOWN]: Aye.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What I'm trying to say, dearies, is that if he were to take that throne, there would be no need for you won't be able to use your souls.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your souls will be your own.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The only way to give a soul is through death, and that will be permanent this time.
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[SPEAKER_09]: So you're saying this is a bubble, and we're about to really coming from.
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[SPEAKER_08]: She's trying to say that we're being a little bit potantic about this and we need to make
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[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we sort of took the wind out of your sails.
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[SPEAKER_09]: What's up, spider?
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[SPEAKER_09]: Right, right, apologies.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Running me mouth is an old habit.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Word.
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[SPEAKER_06]: What would you like to see your princess again?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Do you like to see her in the flame?
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[SPEAKER_06]: What would you like to see her?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Y'all miss?
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[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm sitting on that throne, it ain't gonna be as Edward.
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[SPEAKER_01]: King Philip Edward Fantasia the first.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Scott and I bring to it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But that ain't me name.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is name.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If I'm taking that throne, it's as Thomas Cannie.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Nice name.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Cannie, what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That damn it.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's just gonna put a full home on Huntsman's face, just like, shhh, sorry, go on.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, it's no longer Thomas Ganty.
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[SPEAKER_03]: It is sir, Thomas Ganty.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, sir, Thomas Ganty, do you want to sit on the throne?
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[SPEAKER_08]: The real boy kind of raises his hand and says, um, I think we've kind of made our choices.
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[SPEAKER_08]: But I'm just saying I am made of wood.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Um, I think I would make some pretty good kind of thing.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not saying I'm not saying I have to, but this is throwing, throwing that out there.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not so I'm committed to food.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Do you or supposed to live a happy life with your father?
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[SPEAKER_08]: You know, you know, I'm just going to step back while that the prince had his moment.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Just throwing that out there.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You don't even have a princess in there.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not going to take it from him or say it's there.
54:37.358 --> 54:48.570
[SPEAKER_01]: The palper is going to approach the throne, and he's going to say, when I was killed by Aurora, the universe spat me back out with indifference.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking forward to giving a universe a good kick in the ballads.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's going to look one more time to everybody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look one last time for reassurance from the spider.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But some tears will start to fall from her face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he will say, the nameless king is dead, long live the king.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And welcome to the jazzy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he will take the throne.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you sit upon the throne, you feel your body locked in place.
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[SPEAKER_07]: At the base of your feet, you feel a heat, but the heat is not painful.
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[SPEAKER_07]: It is actually the same type of warmth that you felt going through the bonfire to get back to the shrine of the flame.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as this flame starts to rise,
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[SPEAKER_07]: You hear the godmother say, all hail King of Embers.
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[SPEAKER_07]: King Thomas Canti the first.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Long may he reign, and long may the fame burn for all a fantasia.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And as the flames rise and engulf you, your armor starts to melt away, but you feel no pain.
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[SPEAKER_07]: gold and regal armor.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The colors are not just a gold, but they are a mixture of gold, silver, and right in the middle of your breastplate is a beautiful rose gold embedded rose with some thorns.
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[SPEAKER_07]: and as the flame continues to rise up to your body, it covers your head, a crown is shaped from the flames and a helmet covers your face.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you sit bonnet, a grand sword bursts out from your sword arm.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The sword of the bonfire, what was what's rusted and bird is a beautiful rose gold sheen.
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[SPEAKER_07]: and use it as the flames take you and the fire burns bigger and brighter till it burns so bright that everyone shields their eyes and they all disappear.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Spider You awaken in the ruins of the Palace of Privilege.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You look over to your side and you see patients waking up with you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: With all the rings that she has, and she looks up to the ruined palace that she herself destroyed.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And goes, you know, maybe a palace of privilege is a...
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[SPEAKER_07]: It was a nice place.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, the residents were kind of terrible.
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[SPEAKER_07]: But we could possibly fix it up.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The two of us?
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'm home wherever you are.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mom, that's sweet, but I think we actually do need a roof over our heads, it looks like rain's gonna come soon.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's okay, it's the sun will come out in the morning.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Huntsman, you awake sitting on the throne in Ebony Castle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You look around at the ruined tapestries, and you look down and you see a shuttered hand mirror, and there is no one inside the castle, you are the only one there.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you realize you can make yourself Lord of this castle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: No one's there to challenge you.
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[SPEAKER_09]: Huntsman looks around, got a smirk on his face, gets bored, leaves, heads to the closest tavern, talks to the cooking staff there and sees what kind of meats they like to cook up, and he's like, you got it boss, and he strikes up a new, around town, part of the community, Huntsman, Pinocchio.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You wake up in the shack, just outside of Ebony Castle.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And next to you is your father, Jepetto.
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[SPEAKER_07]: While looking around, you see the shack is, just as it was, but you look over to your father.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And your father was like, ah, oh, thank goodness.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my tools are here and, oh, my son.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, that's so good to see you again, my boy.
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[SPEAKER_07]: I just pulled one through a great big bear hug.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As your pedal tries to pull you into like you beat him to it, use to just squeeze ever tightly.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You open your eyes and you see the blue-fay once more just smiling and nodding in her approval.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your little cricket friend starts chirping because you too seem to be smushing his cage in between and he's trying to get some air.
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[SPEAKER_08]: You'll be fine, I hold the hug for like a few more seconds.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As you too, break apart from the hug.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Jepetto looks like you're gonna go, so, well, this old shack has seen some better days.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And if you would like to stay here, we can, but I would not be opposed to finding somewhere else.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What would you like to go?
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[SPEAKER_08]: I am sure that there are more towns or villages that could be in need of some merry-make.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I think you have made enough weapons this time if you'd return to making toys.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thank the flame I miss making toys, and he grabs his wood carving tools, but the hammer he used to forge swords, he leaves behind, and he leaves the shack with you.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mordred
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[SPEAKER_07]: You awake in the middle of Crossroad.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You see the Pulse of Privilege, the towers of Ebony Castle, and you look up to the monastery, and you finally have a choice in front of you that you never thought you have in your life again.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The power to do whatever you wish to do.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And with that feeling of freedom, you breathe a sigh of relief.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So what do you do?
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[SPEAKER_07]: Which way would you go?
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[SPEAKER_03]: portrait ponders for a moment, realizing that once again he will be making a difficult decision.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He cares for his friends, he cares for the people, and he cares for all their futures.
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[SPEAKER_03]: His friends will know the truth, but the greater public may not believe what truly has come to pass.
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[SPEAKER_03]: He will begin by telling a tale, the five Ashen heroes that saved Fantasia, the Prince, Pinocchio, Hansmen, Spiderman, and Lancelot.
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[SPEAKER_03]: These heroes were called upon by the princesses to save the kingdom from the Vile ones, and the one who orchestrated everything, the Traderist Knight, Mordred.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The name Mordred, his name, has already carried the weight of villain.
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[SPEAKER_03]: This time will be no different.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Mordred will eventually check on all his friends, but seeing that the people of this land are still in need of heroes, he will start a new order of knights.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Lancelots round table.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And finally, the popper turned Prince Turned King.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your body still burns.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Your armor still pristine.
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[SPEAKER_07]: When you sat upon the throne accepted to take the role,
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[SPEAKER_07]: as King of Embers.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You finally awake.
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[SPEAKER_07]: You see in front of you a gentle, warm, life-giving flame and around it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Princesses Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Aurora who sees you immediately starts crying rushes straight towards you and as she jumps into your arms you feel it you feel everything her weight the hair upon your skin and finally her lips as she meets yours and after she's done kissing you she says
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[SPEAKER_07]: I'm so sorry we had to do that to you, but now the work can begin my love.
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[SPEAKER_07]: We can find a way to break the cycle for good.
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[SPEAKER_07]: There's still work to do, but there's a chance, and your friend will have that wish that she really wants.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The work and white love, and...
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[SPEAKER_01]: A little spectral spirit will kind of raise up out of the body cemented down to the throne and hold out its arms in Walt's position.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Aurora smiles and goes, we finally do have time.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The work can wait a little longer.
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[SPEAKER_07]: As she twirls in her dress, becomes this beautiful mix of blue and red.
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[SPEAKER_07]: And you fully, in your regal attire, take her head, as you both waltz, with the flame burning bright.
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[SPEAKER_07]: The end.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You will risen from the earth Give in a second birth When all is falling into darkness A chance to break the curse The sound of the earth
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[SPEAKER_00]: Blood rolled dirt and crimson skies The kingdom is pleading for its hero
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much for listening to Deen Dark Souls, created and hosted by Ben Magnet, with artwork by Jordan Nelson, and editing by myself, danger-dangered and jurors.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Our cast was air-encoffled as the Huntsman, Grace and Norman, as Sir Mordred, the Knight, Jordan Nelson, as the Spider, Daniel Cruz, as Pinocchio, the Real Boy, and myself, danger-danders, as King Thomas Canty the First, the Lord of Embers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Our theme song and outro were created by Nicole Carino, additional music was provided by Monument Studios.
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