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Well, everybody, it's back for the uh welcome back to the digital fire podcast.
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What's up?
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What up?
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Uh, there was somebody who wanted us to do a challenge, which I didn't know because you said earlier.
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We have to eat blazon wings while we do the podcast.
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Oh, we should do that definitely next time for sure.
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I'd be down.
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Have you ever had a blazon wing?
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No, but I'm scared and also excited to try it out.
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It should be every time we laugh, we have to take a bite.
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That would be terrifying.
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Well, second bite.
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As long as you don't make any jokes.
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That is true.
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Yeah.
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Just be the bland Bueller podcast.
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The bland Bueller podcast.
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Bueller.
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Bueller.
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All right, but uh first we have to crack a cold one with the boys.
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Wow, that was the first time in a minute since we had it on sync.
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I know that's where I'm at.
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I was actually getting pretty parched.
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Same.
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You got your mucho mango, and I switched it up instead of a green tea, got an Alner Palmer.
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With the 250 anniversary on it.
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Uh-huh.
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And I got a green tea in the bag too for later.
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Oh my gosh.
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Don't forget it this time.
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I oh, I won't.
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Wait, is it still in the fridge or did you drink it?
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I drank it.
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Oh, okay.
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I figured I was like, yeah, it's whatever.
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I was like, I have to.
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It was just like sitting there, it's so good.
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They're still like 99 cents, too.
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So it's like, whatever.
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It's not like it's a$5.
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Dude, okay, so the liquor store down on my side of town, right?
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So I was like looking for a two-liter because I wanted to have some Jack and Cokes um over the weekend playing Call of Duty with the guys.
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And I was like, okay, let me see what they got.
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And the only ones that they had were in the cooler.
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I'm thinking, okay, like for some reason in my brain, I'm like, there's no way they're gonna be more expensive because they're in the cooler already cold.
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Six dollars for a two-liter of Coca-Cola.
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Yeah, dude.
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Gas stations and liquor stores over time.
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I was like, holy.
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You gotta go to Meyer grocery store or wherever grocery store to get them cheap.
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Oh, I know.
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I'm yeah.
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Six dollars for one?
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, that's insane.
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I'm like, that's like highway robbery at that point.
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Yeah, seriously.
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And then um for my 34th, oh yeah, it was my birthday.
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It was my birthday on Thursday.
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I gotta get the actual date down.
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So it's the 22nd.
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21st.
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21st is your birthday.
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21st is my birthday, yeah.
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So then that would have been Wednesday.
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Oh, Wednesday, excuse me.
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I thought it for some reason my brain went Thursday.
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But yeah, I always knew when it was in October and I knew it was like this week, but I just never knew the actual date.
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Yeah, no, it's some reason.
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It's the 21st.
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So I'm officially 34.
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So I'm closer to 40 than I've ever been before right now.
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Well, everybody's closer to 40 than they've ever been before.
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That is true.
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But yeah, we um I got a a cake, uh, well, brownie cake made by um one of my friends.
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Uh and she she made it uh overnight or whatever, and then yeah, I like woke up and I was like, what the heck is this?
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And it's like a cake, and then um she also got me flowers, which I was like, dang, this is kind of weird, because guys don't normally get flowers, you know, until sounds sad and mopey, but I mean, like, we usually don't get flowers until the day we die, essentially.
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That's just how it is.
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But I was like, dang, this is actually like a nice gift, you know.
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And then my mom came over and uh she gave me a check for$34.
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Of course, you know, parents with their stuff, their uh creative ways.
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Their creative ways, absolutely.
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What is she gonna do when you're$100?
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I don't think she's gonna be around when I'm$100.
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Um, and then I bought myself, I usually buy myself for my birthday like something nice that I want, whether it's clothes or a game or something.
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So I bought myself Modern Warfare 4 that just dropped on the 23rd, which was what, yesterday?
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Yeah, it was yesterday.
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So I just I bought that for myself.
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So that was$70.
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But like I got I like to do something nice for myself, at least.
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This nerd guy that I work with wants me to get Minecraft when it comes out on uh on the Switch 2.
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Yeah, I I don't know how much how much is it?
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Are they 30 bucks?
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30, yeah, which is a lot for Minecraft, it should be like 10 bucks.
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I think on PlayStation, I don't know how much.
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I mean, I think I got mine a while ago, but I think it was free.
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It was either free or it was like five bucks or something like that.
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Yeah, 30's a lot, yeah.
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And then like this, you can get like different skin packs and texture packs and all that other stuff too on there, but like that's additional stuff.
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What it's whatever.
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I wouldn't mind playing that.
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That's like a chill game, too.
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Yeah.
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Like me and my buddy Brian, when I did the old YouTube series LPP Sonic and Silver, like we used to play Minecraft like after a session of recording.
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Is the is there a story in the game or is it just like no?
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It's just really you just you're a guy named Steve, and then you're if you're female, then it's like I'm Steve.
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Steve.
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I am Steve.
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And then I think the girl's name is Alexis or something, or Alex.
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I think it's Alex.
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Um, but yeah, you just go around and you just craft crap.
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And then I mean there's enemies like you know, creepers and skeletons and uh zombies and some other stuff.
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And piglins.
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And yeah, and the piglins.
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But other than that, I mean, once you get like to a higher level and explore more, then there's like different enemies like Enderman and uh like a ghost thing, and then there's the nether.
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Oh about the nether.
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Yeah, don't want to go there.
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Don't want to go there, but yeah, otherwise, like it's just a chill game.
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So I would say it's like I don't know which one would be more chill, is Animal Crossing or Minecraft.
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I feel like Minecraft's pretty chill for the most part, but Animal Crossing for sure, because you don't have to worry about like enemies or anything, except if you shake down a tree and a wasp comes out, yeah, or the scorpion, or scorpions or tarantulas.
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Yeah, that's about it.
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But yeah, that's that's all I really got for my little spurt of the moment.
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Yeah, so does that mean that we're ready to jump in jump in?
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Oh, it was turned out.
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Wait, why didn't it work?
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Oh, the jump in didn't work?
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It's it's muted here.
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Time to jump in there it is.
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Perfect.
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Uh it was muted, so when I pushed it, it just didn't that's funny.
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I think we speaking of funny, I think going back to like the beginning intro where like one of the guys were like, we should eat like spicy wings pretty much, like every time we laugh or say something stupid.
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Yeah, like I'd be down for that a hundred percent.
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Stefan, those wings are so hot though.
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Well, like we could get it, like where even if it's not those specifically, maybe even something equivalent, and then I could like buy like Frank's Red Hot or some kind of hot sauce to go with it, then maybe some spicy Arizona teen and wash it down.
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Stefan, you're not gonna need extra hot sauce for these things.
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That's true.
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I I do want to see you bite into one, but man, I've been into one once and you were like dying.
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I was dying.
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I I thought I was I thought I was gonna go and throw up in the bathroom.
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I didn't I didn't end up doing it, but it was like Is that like gut-wrenching?
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Um, kind of.
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I think it's more just your body's in shock because it's so hot.
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But you've said you've been to like Thai restaurants and stuff, so yeah, I've been to a couple Thai restaurants, but my level of spiciness is like for at least Thai food, is like maybe a three or a four is what I can handle.
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Anything past that is like nope.
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Yeah, I will be in the bathroom for the majority of the time.
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Got it.
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But yeah, yeah, we'll see.
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We'll we'll see.
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You could take like a little NC bite and be like, yeah, I can do this.
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Or I mean my.
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That would be fun though.
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I think we should definitely do something like that.
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All right.
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And so if you guys have more challenges for us after we do that, that would be kind of fun to do.
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Yes, let us know.
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Okay, so we're gonna start.
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We have two stories.
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This is gonna be number one.
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Number one.
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And there it is.
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Hi guys, my name is Kaylaw.
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And I just graduated high school last year.
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I'm 19 and going to be 20 in February.
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So my story goes like this there's this boy who was one grade below me who graduated back in May of this year.
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His name is Connor.
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Ew.
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I knew you were gonna say something like that.
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What a name.
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During the school year, we weren't exactly friends, but he would be in my friend group occasionally.
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Anyway, long story short, he messaged me on Instagram the other day and asked me to do the movies, specifically the Odyssey.
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It's kind of crazy that there are still some theaters now still playing The Odyssey, even though it came out in July.
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Right.
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Well, and then even too, I thought there was another movie that they were still playing too.
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Um, I don't know.
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I don't know what it is, but I know Spider-Man still is in a lot of them, but well, it's Spider-Man at that point.
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So it's like, but yeah, the Odyssey, like, I heard it's good.
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Yeah, but also to the here's the weird thing, right?
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I don't know why it's so weird to me, but maybe this is just the kids of this generation.
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But like it's like, why message on Instagram if like you like unless obviously like he doesn't have her number kind of thing, but also I don't know why because most of the like kids that like I work with at like the store, they're all on like oh yeah, they messaged me on Instagram, and it's like we talk to each other on Instagram, yeah, or even some people will ask for a girl's Instagram instead of her number, yeah.
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And it's just like I mean, I in some way you could take it as creeper level because they're like spying in at the pictures, but like also, I mean, well, granted, I think back in our day, I don't know if people still do it now because I heard from a couple people that Snapchat is like old for old people, but I'm like, me and you are from that era where Snapchat was just coming out, but usually I'll talk to people on Snapchat.
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Yeah, there's still a lot of younger people that I know that still use Snapchat.
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I just I don't personally like it that much, but I get where I'll just do it if I don't have somebody's number and I have them like if it says oh from your contacts or something like that, or if it says from Facebook or whatever they do to link it.
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Yeah.
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So like I have a friend named Nicole who like she talks on Snap.
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Like I have her number and stuff, but like she found my Snap like forever ago.
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Yeah.
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So we talk to each other through there every now and again.
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Sometimes that's the way to go, I guess.
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So anyway, they specifically they went to go see the Odyssey.
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Usually I don't like going on dates from social media, but I knew him and we haven't seen each other since I went to high school, so I figured there was really no way for him to have reached me, so I said yes.
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He said he would pick me up and we'd go to the movie and then get dinner.
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I was actually excited as I haven't been on a date in a while, so this sounded fun.
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The day comes and he pulls up in a pretty nice car.
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I figured since he just graduated a few months ago, he'd probably he's probably driving his parents' car.
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But as I'm walking up, both of his parents are in the front seat, and I smile and wave because what else do you do in that situation?
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Oh god.
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There's one bite to the wing.
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Oh man.
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Yeah, I know it's cringe already, right?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Oh, I I'm sorry, but like if I pulled up and I was going, granted, sure, he's young, but at the same time, it's like, bro, when you have both your parents in the front seat.
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If if they asked to do that, I would have blocked her on Instagram and never talked to her again.
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I'd be like, sorry, I can't make it to the tape.
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100%.
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Yeah, I don't know why he agreed to go with go through with it.
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Yeah, neither do I.
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Now I do have to give credit where credit is due.
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He did get out and open the car door to where we would be chauffeured in the back for me.
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So I thought that was cute.
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Bro is chivalry maxing.
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Chivalry maxing.
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As we're driving, his parents are asking the normal questions and whatnot, and they were very friendly.
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It's just I felt like I couldn't talk to him much because who wants to giggle and try and throw in flirting with his parents in the front because it would be very awkward to have an audience.
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That's fair.
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That is true.
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So we get to the theater, and I assumed they'd drop us off, but worry started to set in as they parked the car.
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We all got out and started walking into the theater.
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My last chance of hope.
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I'm just waiting for it because I there's some juicy stuff coming up.
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I can guarantee it.
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My last chance of hope was that they were going to see another movie, and that's why they decided to drive us.
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Close enough show times, she like asks.
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No.
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Four tickets to the Odyssey.
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I heard his dad say to the cashier, and then it set in.
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There it is.
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Mom and dad are going to be a chaperone.
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That's gotta be awful.
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Yeah, that's gotta be awful.
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Can you imagine?
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I'm getting secondhand embarrassment already, like, yeah, for real.
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I'm already like pretty before this guy.
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Cause I mean, I can't even imagine.
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Right.
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Cause I'm like, all the dates that I've been on.
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I mean, number one, I've had my own car and a driver's license, you know, to be able to you know pick up somebody without my parents being in the front or back.
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But also, too, it's just like, oh, you know, mommy and daddy are gonna come see it with us too to make sure we're not gonna hold hands.
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You know, like that kind of crap.
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Yeah, that or like in my case, they would at least let me borrow a car.
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Right.
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Or they'd say, like, you can go over to their house, or she can come over here, you guys can just hang out, but we're not gonna like let you watch alone, be watching your every move, but obviously you're gonna be at our house, right?
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Right.
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So there's at least some adults there in case something happens, yeah.
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Um, but like to go and but they're not gonna come and sit on the couches with us and just be like, so no, that's you know, like that's how you guys do win.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Uh not only did I not get to really know my date on the way there, now I can't hold hands or anything because who wants to do that in front while Mr.
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and Mrs.
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Old sitting right next to us?
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Mr.
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and Mrs.
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Old?
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Wow, it's a good one off to a great start.
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It's a good thing, it's a good thing she he's not doesn't know who this is unless he's listening, because like that's a that's a one in a million like situation.
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Like, hey, my name's Connor, her name was Kayla.
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What the heck?
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That's weird.
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You call my parents old, which by the way, they didn't even get seats away from us.
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We all got to sit cozy.
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Ooh.
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So far, worst date ever.
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Also, also worst date ever.
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Yeah, I could see.
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My my thing is is like, okay, here's my thing.
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This is the only passable thing in this case.
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If he would have, if the dad would have been like four tickets to the Odyssey, like normal.
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Yeah, but they would have gotten different seats and then like went with them, maybe.
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I don't know.
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That's the best case scenario from where we're at right now.
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Yes, that's the best case scenario.
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But instead of them, they're all like it's like a family gathering.
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Can you imagine if they were sitting every other like it's like the dad, the son, the mom, and the girl.
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It'd be worse.
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Yeah, this is this is the cringometer is off the charts right now.
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100%.
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For those who haven't seen the movie, spoilers warning, you've been warned, but the cyclops scene is quite terrifying.
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While this is happening, I see his dad turn over and whisper to him.
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About 30 seconds after that, we all got up to go.
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Weird.
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We get in the car and head to dinner, and his dad says, Sorry we had to leave.
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Connor gets pretty bad nightmares about stuff like that.
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You're just speechless over there.
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I just don't even know what to say to that.
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Like, excuse me.
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And then he says, best not to let that image stay in his head.
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I look over at Connor and his face is in his palms.
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I'm hoping he's not crying, but we know to some extent he is even if even if it's just tears.
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Major secondhand embarrassment on my end.
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The whole time at dinner, Connor is pretty quiet and I just talked to his parents.
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I hate to admit, but I kind of enjoyed the conversation with them and forgot about how weird the state was for a moment.
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Later.
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I don't even think weird is the word for it.
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Yeah, just like no, yeah.
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Well, especially too how they're just like, he might get nightmares.
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You better not get that image stuck in his head.
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Oh why would you even well it's just it's just like the like I don't know, like I guess if the kid is that fragile where he's gonna get nightmares over like something from like what it's it's based on like Roman Greece and everything like that, right?
00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:39.279
Yeah, I think it's I I think it's like Greek mythology in a movie or something.
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It's like when you take your kid in there knowing what the you know the movie is about, essentially.
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It's like the people that brought their kid in to like go see Buddy, the the Barney ripoff like horror movie, which I did see by the way.
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Was it good?
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It's actually pretty good.
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I'm not even gonna lie, it's actually pretty good.
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I it looks so dumb, but I'm like, it's actually good.
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It's like psychological horror, which is pretty good.
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Um, at least to me, because you pick up on certain things every now and again.
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Yeah, but um, yeah, no, if you have the pretense and you know what it's rated and what like it's listed for, like yeah, especially because the Odyssey didn't in no way, shape, or form looked like a family or a kid's movie or right.
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It's not like they're sit they had like swords and arrows and whatever else they had, and then like, okay, so if you knew your kid was gonna, you know, granted, there is such a thing as going into a movie that's a little bit not like entertaining at all, because I remember on one of my dates that I went on, uh, I didn't know how the girl, um she I didn't know how she would react to like this certain movie.
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So I was like, okay, well, I don't want to go see something scary, I don't want to go see something violent, but I don't want to see something too little kish.
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But for some reason, my brain was like, let's go see the peanuts movie.
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So we saw the peanuts movie, and she she actually fell asleep.
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But I was like, and then I was like, I'm so sorry, like that put you to sleep.
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But she goes, Oh no, it's fine.
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It's just like, but I'm like, yeah, the thing is though, is like I didn't know if you were to be like scary movies or anything like that.
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She goes, Oh, I I could have gone for whatever you picked, but yeah, that was a little kiddish.
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It's like crap.
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Stefan, I didn't fumble it though, we still went out, so yeah.
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I went to see uh I went to go see Daddy's Home with a girl once at a date, and that sucked.
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Did it?
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Yeah, just because it was like a first date, which I suggest never going to the movies as a first date.
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Yeah, because there's no social interaction other than Yeah, so you don't really know.
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So, like when there'd be something funny, I would laugh and like look over at her and she wasn't laughing.
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Like, I'd probably I think a movie date would be like what, probably third or fourth.
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Yeah, that's what I would think.
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Cause yeah, you're the first two or three dates you should get to know each other and see if it's actually like a good feel, and then at that point be like, all right, well, let's see how going who movie is.
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Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.
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Like, heck, go to like a restaurant or something like that, you know, or take a walk in the park, Frederick Meyer Garden, you know, something for sure, Stephanie.
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For sure.
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Going on a walk is a great idea.
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It's like one of the best ones because you're not like facing each other, right?
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You're just walking, and there's also like the distraction of the walk, right?
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Or other people being dumb.
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Like you go to the children's museum, and there's like a dad that like fell into the like four foot river or something like that, of like Play-Doh or whatever it is, like on the tables that they have set up for the kids.
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I don't know what they have in the kids' museum anymore.
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Why would you go to the children's museum for a with a date?
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I'm just saying, like, I wonder if you'd even be allowed in.
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You pro you'd probably be charged in an adult, but you would probably look really weird asking to go.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I guess if you had a if you were on a date, but can you imagine like just you or just me going into the children's museum?
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Yeah, Chris Hansen be waiting around the corner.
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He would.
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But I mean, I I'm just saying as an example, like a museum or something like that.
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You can get distracted by like the artwork or whatever they have, like mummy exhibit or whatever they have.
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I don't know what they have going on actually right now at the museum.
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It always changes with the Grand Rapids.
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I haven't been there in a long time.
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I think last-go.
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I I know I was gonna say, um, I think the last time they had the human body exhibit, which was like where they had like the veins and all the other crap out.
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I mean, it's pretty cool.
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It's interesting like to say like because I went during um what was it, biology or whatever it was that they had for like here's like you know, animals and all this other crap, and then here's the human body or whatever it was that we studied.
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I think or no, actually, I think it was for criminalistics, like the forensic justice stuff that we learned in high school. 'Cause it was like getting to know the human body and seeing how long veins stretch out and how long like how mutt like what fat looks like on the inside like me.
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But you know what I mean.
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Like it's it's pretty cool.
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It's interesting.
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Don't they say that the veins stretched out go all the way around the world?
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Or is that uh that I think or the nerves or something like that.
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Yeah.
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I think it's the nerves.
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I think it's the nerves that yeah if you took them all like it would stretch at least across the world or something like that.
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Um all the nerve fibers in the human body were stretched out end to end they would span about 45 miles.
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So what what is it?
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I'm trying to think because they said something was like it would stretch across the world.
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Yeah that's I've heard that too and it's just like I don't know I don't know if I believe that.
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I don't know either because I it's like um like sometimes somebody will be like did you know a hundred billion dollars will stretch across the world five hundred times if you you know it's like it definitely wouldn't but like but you're thinking about if it was in a stack of a hundred dollar bills we're talking about one dollar bills I'm like no it wouldn't you know how thin a one dollar bill is yeah and a hundred billion dollars would not stretch across the world like five times this says the network of blood vessels arteries veins and capillaries can stretch around the world total length if late end to end the blood vessels in an average human adult body measure about sixty thousand to one hundred thousand miles.
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Holy crap which is crazy I think I think maybe what you're thinking of is like the 45 mile one is maybe the intestines like the lower and upper intestine because well they just said that was the like your nerves oh the nerves yeah this one says blood vessels arteries veins and capillaries but that's crazy to think that we have that many miles worth of crap in our system yeah yeah crap it's all it's all crap yeah I ain't a doctor I ain't doctor house yeah but it's just crazy to think about so anyway yeah anyway she says later I got dropped off at home and go sit down inside and just ponder what just happened.
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Here's the thing I think Connor is really cute and from what I do know of him from back then is that he is funny kind and adventurous I want to see him again but let's not go to the movies and can we like be by ourselves even if it's just a walk.
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I haven't heard from him since then and I feel like he's embarrassed or do you think he doesn't like me?
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Should I reach out to him first and ask him out this time I don't really care that he gets nightmares on certain things.
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Everyone has their thing.
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Yeah but it was the fact that the dad and mom pointed it out like it would have been different if like it was after the movie and like they hung out maybe afterward and he goes hey by the way like I I know this is kind of weird fact and like play it off as a joke maybe yeah yeah I can see that being a little bit better but the dad just coming in and just being like oh yeah by the way he gets nightmares but it sounds like it's not entirely his fault that the dad said that no it's not which maybe the parents are like trying to keep him single for the rest of his life oh my well they're doing a great job at it.
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Well she just said she wants to still see him.
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I guess but how far can a mommy daddy situationship go?
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You know what I mean?
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I agree.
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That's why I mean she did say by themselves.
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Yeah like to emphasize like maybe not bring your parents next time although I would say if I ever was on a date and your mom and dad would would like were chaperoning or something that'd be hilarious.
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Because I know how your dad is with his mannerisms and I know your mom with her mannerisms and it's great.
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Yeah it would be awful oh it'd be great TV oh 100% but it wouldn't be fun to live no to live no to like live through that situation to live I'm like oh my god no it wouldn't be fun it wouldn't be fun to live dang this episode just got dark it did very dark I would I would say for her I mean okay here's my thing I'm sure he's embarrassed 100% yeah um but I think that if she likes him still after that and as long as he says yes we can go by ourselves and whatever then and it works out then cool.
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See how it goes after it's just you two at that point if you still want to pursue it.
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But if he still doesn't respond to you after I don't know maybe a week or two I would just like move on to the next dude at that point because clearly he's too embarrassed to try to see that you have obviously have potential and that you want to get to know him at that point.
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What about her first question?
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Do you think he's not interested or do you think he's just embarrassed and that's why he hasn't reached out I think it's just he's embarrassed.
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Yeah.
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Because yeah if again mom and dad showed up with the movie and then we left in the middle of it because of a cyclops scene that I got nightmares from it was blatantly pointed out in front of the date yeah yeah I'd be embarrassed too oh man also a lot of times for me I won't ask them out on a second date unless they like text me after the date and say like hey thanks for having me I had a really good time.
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:35.519
Right.
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Because that shows like they have some interest and then I can pursue it more.
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Not every time I do that but I just feel like it's a lot of if the moment helping uh happens too like if you feel that connection as well.
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Yeah but it's just a lot more helpful when they message afterward either like when they get home or the next day and be like hey I had a really great time it was thank you for taking me out then that usually signals to me like okay they're probably interested in going out again.
00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:01.759
Right versus like hearing nothing.
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But sometimes they also just don't reach out because they don't know.
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So I mean right I guess in her case she's just gotta risk it.
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Yep.
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I I would risk it but you know hey hopefully mom and dad don't show up to this date.
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:30.400
Yeah yeah yeah goodness gracious maybe you can offer to drive or something maybe or bring your parents next time have a double date or a double double what what is it triple date then at that point mom and dad mom and dad and girl and boy.
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Yeah I guess it'd be a triple date triple date there you go perfect and then go see maybe other mommy another scary movie so he can get more nightmares what is that movie about it's like uh it's a doppelganger kind of thing I think it's like an entity kind of thing where it's like you have this little girl and she obviously knows her mom but then this entity or something like that plays as the mom as well but you but one is obviously evil and the other one isn't and is a normal person.
00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:08.880
Oh so it's like but the same actress like plays as her so it's like you're guessing throughout the whole movie of who is other mommy.
00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:14.880
I'd probably be freaking out that would be a dude that that's a hundred percent psychological horror right there.
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:19.119
Yeah but it just literally says that is a supernatural psychological horror film.
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:25.839
It looks good like I want to I heard it's really good so I'm I'm debating about wanting to go see it at some point.
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:27.279
I love horror movies.
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If they're good obviously yeah when they're a little more creative they can be good but when they just follow the same old right like if you're on scream eight like it's and it's like the the old tricks like oh I'm in the bathroom and I'm opening up my medicine cabinet that has a mirror on right and they close it and then like it's whatever it is is behind them.
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Or it's not behind them and they turn around and there it is just like every every time.
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Or a basement door is open and it wasn't open before and you hear knocking or like a kid like being mommy yeah daddy yeah they just need to like and they are a lot of people are changing things up so it's kind of cool to see which is good because like we need new material here.
00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:30.960
Yeah we need we can't just rerun the same thing it's like we're on Toy Story 5 for example like it should have ended at three three was bad people still go and see it so it's like right like I have no interest like I didn't even like Toy Story 4 I heard was pretty good because of the ending but like at the same time I think it ended at Toy Story 3 in my personal opinion.
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Yeah but they're still gonna make a Toy Story 6 probably probably Tim Allen and uh Tom Hanks aren't gonna live forever.
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No, they ain't gonna live forever.
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But also I'm pretty sure they're getting tired of it too.
00:30:44.559 --> 00:31:29.359
They have to be yeah everybody has to be all right are we ready for number two this one says is titled Just Another Coffee Date Oh wow what a what an amazing title well I I feel like we kind of need a a mellowish a mellow one after that one because that was one of the craziest things I ever heard that one was I've never heard I mean I have heard of parents going on dates before with people but like not like to that extent not to that extent so she goes my name is Emma and I'm in my early 30s went on a date with a guy who was a few years older than me to a simple coffee date.
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:33.359
I found him very attractive which by the way we did meet on Tinder.
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:40.880
Ooh that's your first mistake Tinder yeah dating apps are just like they suck now.
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:49.920
Too many bots too like before like sure when you're in your early to maybe well maybe early to mid twenties or something like that it's fine.
00:31:50.160 --> 00:32:06.799
30 early 30s you're like okay whatever pushing it a little bit but if you're going well above like 40 like if this guy is like what she said a few years older than him or her or whatever then yeah he's a few years older than me.
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:09.599
So I'm gonna assume this guy's definitely pushing 40.
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:15.839
I'm gonna say he's 39 let's just say you know she said she was in her early 30s he's a few years older and you think he's almost 40.
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:17.039
Yeah I think he's almost 40.
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He could be anywhere from like 331 to 33.
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:24.799
A few years would be a few years is like 36.
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:26.880
Yeah I'm just gonna say he's almost 40.
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.319
All right so he's almost so he's 39 according to Stefan.
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:38.640
Yep according to me and he's on Tinder yeah kind of crazy like I don't know at this point for me I'm just kind of like I'm just chilling.
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:52.799
I'd rather like go to a grocery store and like run into somebody and have it be like a hallmark moment where like they have papers and I not accidentally bump into them and then I'm like oh here let me help you pick them up I think you kind of gotta go out of your way to have that happen.
00:32:52.960 --> 00:33:05.519
Yeah I know I'll I'll do it I'll just find some random girl that's like in the collaring book section and just hopefully she's carrying like a ton I'll be like oh oh my god go out of your way to bump in well oh I'm so sorry.
00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:09.759
Um so met on Tinder over text he was really funny.
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:18.319
As we are getting to know each other he keeps throwing this is on the day by the way throwing in Dwayne the Rock Johnson impressions.
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Like for instance I said hey thank you for the coffee and he goes what can I say except you're welcome.
00:33:25.200 --> 00:34:05.599
Ew also too speaking of Dwayne the Rock Johnson there is a funny video and it's during Halloween because it's like him and Kevin Hart and he like uh Kevin Hart rings the doorbell and he goes trick or treat and Dwayne opens the door and he goes why are you dressed like that and it's like you know that picture of Dwayne where he's in like the black turtleneck and he's wearing the golden chain yeah Kevin Hart is dressed just like that and he's standing like this and then Dwayne's like don't don't don't he goes don't stand like that and then he goes what all I gotta do goes go to the costume store and tell him I look stupid like all this other dude it is hilarious.
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But that's what it kind of reminds me of like what this guy's trying to do.
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:17.199
Yeah well the difference is is Kevin Hart and Dwayne are besties and this guy is obviously not right Kevin or Dwayne.
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Loser 39 year old on Tinder so what can I say except you're welcome it was funny the first time then for whatever reason my ex got brought up and I told him why we broke up it was mutual and he really wasn't a bad person but this guy says man if I was there I'd have to beat him with a two by four piece of wood normally I'd be like what but with all the other references I can only assume it was from the movie Walking Tall.
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Oh my gosh.
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:56.559
Which isn't which isn't even originally done by Dwayne it was a remake and why even that movie was it even that popular he tried doing his smolder at times too which was really awkward.
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Lord help us if he should ever pick me up and thinks he's in the fast and furious was Dwayne was in the fast and furious for like a couple movies right now yeah for a few movies yeah I could go on and on about how weird this was but there were some attributes that made him quite charming so do I see him again do you think he was just trying to be funny my only fear is that this goes on every time we see each other that was a short one but hey we've had some long podcasts for real I mean oh if he's like if he's just gonna keep it up with the Dwayne crap it's like it's like bro come on get some like new material new material and like I don't know like sure he's funny at least I guess or trying to be yeah that's a hard one because he at least has a personality he doesn't sound dull.
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Right.
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You know what I mean?
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But also too I kind of want to see what the smolder looks like because there's some people that can actually do it like I know a girl that can actually do the eyebrow raise that's like perfect.
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I know I tried I can't I do it I wish I could I'm you know it's hard to do the one my sister Annika can kind of do it.
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Oh with the one eyebrow yeah with the one eyebrow I'm like oh my gosh how do you do that um if you like do this and put your eyebrows down and then like try and just lift one that's how you practice it like you're kind of doing one right now.
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Yeah it's just like his is way up it's way up it's great.
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:43.119
Yeah but I probably have to be bald for that but that'll probably happen at 35 you know you think you have one year left of your hair I surprisingly for you know a Hansen like my dad said like when he was like in his late 20s early 30s he started balding like really bad.
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I didn't realize he was bald he's always had hair that I knew he's had like it's not like he's bald bald but like you know what he started losing his head like he got like the horseshoe look pretty much around that age.
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:56.960
Oh so he just kind of went brr and like buzzed it.
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Yeah yeah that's what you do usually but now he's got like a little bit of he's got like a little bit of hair at the top of his head and all this other stuff so he's just chilling doing his own you could always get hair transplants.
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Yeah but where's the fun in that too I mean like unless it's gonna be like really thick luscious locks of hair like I look like Fabio.
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You know like then I'm like sure then cool I'll do that.
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But like if not then I mean the only thing I would want to change about my hair is it's thin blonde hair.
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Like it's very fine.
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Now it's not like thin in the in the essence of like it's balding per se but it's like it's very fine hair.
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Yeah and versus like the thick hair where you can do a lot more with hair cuts and styles and crap.
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Yeah so yeah this you know it's it's one of those things that I'm just like eh maybe a hair transplant maybe not I don't know I'm kind of content where I'm at hey if you're content you're content I was just I was just throwing it out there as an idea.
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Yeah but this girl um I would say like if it was this was only one date he did it on correct yes this was the first date the first date that they went on.
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So I would maybe give him at least a second one and then if he still pop into Wayne the Rock Johnson ones.
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Now does she I would say on the second date if he bring if he does them again I would bring it up and be like dude is this like is this like your only like I have to be honest is this how you always talk or is this just this is like a routine just to you know because you know what Tinder's for so yeah or is this just you trying to make me laugh and feel funny to you know do stuff.
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Yeah.
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Which I guess that is that a new thing we're trying to swoon women with our Dwayne the Rock Johnson impressions.
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Probably I'm gonna try Kevin Hart next year.
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Yeah you know some guys are like that though yeah yeah I know they'll try to be suave and like do all the I feel like Dwayne the Rock Johnson impressions is not the way to be suave.
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No it'd be well it'd be like me coming in with like my John Madden impression you know and it's like hey folks John Madden here with the Greek pop and pop you know like stuff like that.
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Like what like if I went up to a girl and been like you know she's she's a girl that knows like how to run with her arms and legs like Tom Brady or throw a football and like that.
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You know I I would ugh I wouldn't even hate that if a girl was trying to do impressions like that.
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Although I did have a girl that uh she actually I just got done talking to her on the phone um her name's Raquel.
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She um me and her were talking on the phone for a second before lunch at work and I was like can you do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression and she was like we'll do you yours and I'm like put that cookie down now and then like she did it and I was like oh my gosh it's so weird hearing a female try to do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression it's not half bad.
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It's really not half bad for a female but I'm like oh my god hey there you go right so yeah it can be funny to an extent but yeah if you keep overdoing it then it's like okay dude plus in that situation you both knew you were trying to do it this guy doesn't sound like he's like hey you want to hear doing the Rock Johnson right like he's just like throwing he's just throwing him in hoping yeah he's doing it out of spite like hoping like he can score pretty much like oh let me swoo her with comedy yeah yeah yeah so yeah dump him now do it leave him on red actually swipe left isn't that what you do for like if you don't like somebody yeah but once you match you either have to delete the app or block them or yeah or just delete them as a match that's true there is that option it would be cool if you could swipe left after so and so what did she say her name was her name did she ever say her name I don't think maybe um I also know too at least Emma what if it was like Emma decided to decided to swipe left on you after your first date right the the one thing um I know yo mama yo mama the one thing I know some dating apps do at least the one I forget what the names of them were but there was one time I tried to go on a dating app again like maybe a year or two ago and you can leave a review of somebody essentially so like if you want like let's say a girl went on a date with me and I farted at the table or something like that.
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Like she can leave a review like after dating me and then it's shown on like other profiles to where like it just says like stuff in three stars farts.
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Yeah literally it just says farts a lot and then like it because then if other people are kind of like oh boy like we got a farter or something like that.
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Really you can leave reviews what was it called I don't I don't remember what it was but it's kind of like so other so because it's like more of a sense of like safety in a sense where like if a girl were to go out with a guy and be like yeah he tried to like I don't know slap my butt or something like that.
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You know something provocative.
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Yeah but or he tried to do tried to beat me up or something like that.
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Then it's more of a safety thing because then that app can look at it and be like oh okay well we'll just get him off or yeah but what if there's also like the only thing that I would have a problem with because obviously you don't smack someone's butt on a first date.
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Right.
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But the only thing that I have a problem with is like what if either party lied about whoever oh yeah just because like I'm sure there's that but I think you What if she denies him and he goes home mad he's like well I'm gonna report her profile now.
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Right.
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:54.239
Well what I I know there was like a guy that I knew that was on a dating I think he's oh man I don't think he's with O'Reilly's anymore.
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But um he's like a younger kid and he went on a dating site and then like somebody basically scammed him with some stuff and like was like threatening to call the cops and everything like that.
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But obviously it was a scammer.
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So what he did is he reported on the app, I think it was Hiley or something like that, um that hey this person is claiming I'm doing this and then they said okay well let's track their IP address and I guess they can somehow pull up reports about like reports from the person.
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I just bumped the microphone but yeah dude yeah you can report them and then be like hey you know okay so we've gotten a lot of complaints about this same IP address like if it was just one time it's like maybe they'll probably ignore it but if it's multiple right and they're like they like match right like it's the same situation then they'll just every time they'll just ban the account and then you if he could like potentially download the app again but he wouldn't be able to make an account because it tracks the IP address at that point.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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So it's just like anywhere you move like if you get banned on Call of Duty for like swearing or something stupid like that.
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They ban you for that now they there's certain words you can't say well I can I can imagine let's list them no you know what I mean there's certain words you cannot say and if you say them what happens is that you get a warning is your first little thing on your top right corner of your screen.
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And then if you say it again you get chat banned for like a day and then if you say it again it's a week and then I think you do it a month and then after that they just perma banned you.
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That kind of sucks because well there's certain words again that yeah I understand that but but yeah it kind of does suck because honestly like no none of these kids would have survived a modern warfare 2 lobby a hundred percent.
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Oh my gosh the words that would come out of people's mouths.
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Yes it would be the worst slander like oh yeah my gosh but it was funny though too because sometimes you get people that would just keep going and going and like they would scream into the mic but yeah that that's just how that is because Call of Duty's kind of gone a little like I don't know they they gone a little bit too sensitive I should say well a lot of things right a lot of games have but this new one but I mean it's rated M.
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Right so it's like you have to you have to have some kind of leeway or leniency with it.
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You know what I mean?
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Because it's like with certain war games too it's like if you go back to World War II or World War I or even the Revolutionary War you're gonna or even Red Dead Redemption 2 for example in that time period certain things were accepted and certain things weren't so I mean it's like you're just gonna have to learn about it.
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Yeah you got to learn about it and also understand that it's from a different era.
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It's not like they're intentionally doing it today in like modern day kind of stuff you know trying to just trigger somebody but you never know there's always that one person that'll find a way you can't say that you know there's always that one.
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All right you got anything else I don't kids stay in school stay in school and thank you so much for listening to the podcast buy shut up love you by okay
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Well, everybody, it's back for the uh welcome back to the digital fire podcast.
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What's up?
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What up?
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Uh, there was somebody who wanted us to do a challenge, which I didn't know because you said earlier.
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We have to eat blazon wings while we do the podcast.
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Oh, we should do that definitely next time for sure.
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I'd be down.
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Have you ever had a blazon wing?
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No, but I'm scared and also excited to try it out.
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It should be every time we laugh, we have to take a bite.
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That would be terrifying.
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Well, second bite.
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As long as you don't make any jokes.
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That is true.
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Yeah.
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Just be the bland Bueller podcast.
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The bland Bueller podcast.
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Bueller.
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Bueller.
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All right, but uh first we have to crack a cold one with the boys.
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Wow, that was the first time in a minute since we had it on sync.
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I know that's where I'm at.
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I was actually getting pretty parched.
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Same.
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You got your mucho mango, and I switched it up instead of a green tea, got an Alner Palmer.
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With the 250 anniversary on it.
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Uh-huh.
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And I got a green tea in the bag too for later.
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Oh my gosh.
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Don't forget it this time.
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I oh, I won't.
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Wait, is it still in the fridge or did you drink it?
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I drank it.
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Oh, okay.
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I figured I was like, yeah, it's whatever.
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I was like, I have to.
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It was just like sitting there, it's so good.
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They're still like 99 cents, too.
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So it's like, whatever.
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It's not like it's a$5.
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Dude, okay, so the liquor store down on my side of town, right?
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So I was like looking for a two-liter because I wanted to have some Jack and Cokes um over the weekend playing Call of Duty with the guys.
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And I was like, okay, let me see what they got.
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And the only ones that they had were in the cooler.
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I'm thinking, okay, like for some reason in my brain, I'm like, there's no way they're gonna be more expensive because they're in the cooler already cold.
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Six dollars for a two-liter of Coca-Cola.
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Yeah, dude.
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Gas stations and liquor stores over time.
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I was like, holy.
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You gotta go to Meyer grocery store or wherever grocery store to get them cheap.
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Oh, I know.
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I'm yeah.
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Six dollars for one?
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, that's insane.
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I'm like, that's like highway robbery at that point.
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Yeah, seriously.
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And then um for my 34th, oh yeah, it was my birthday.
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It was my birthday on Thursday.
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I gotta get the actual date down.
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So it's the 22nd.
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21st.
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21st is your birthday.
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21st is my birthday, yeah.
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So then that would have been Wednesday.
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Oh, Wednesday, excuse me.
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I thought it for some reason my brain went Thursday.
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But yeah, I always knew when it was in October and I knew it was like this week, but I just never knew the actual date.
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Yeah, no, it's some reason.
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It's the 21st.
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So I'm officially 34.
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So I'm closer to 40 than I've ever been before right now.
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Well, everybody's closer to 40 than they've ever been before.
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That is true.
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But yeah, we um I got a a cake, uh, well, brownie cake made by um one of my friends.
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Uh and she she made it uh overnight or whatever, and then yeah, I like woke up and I was like, what the heck is this?
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And it's like a cake, and then um she also got me flowers, which I was like, dang, this is kind of weird, because guys don't normally get flowers, you know, until sounds sad and mopey, but I mean, like, we usually don't get flowers until the day we die, essentially.
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That's just how it is.
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But I was like, dang, this is actually like a nice gift, you know.
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And then my mom came over and uh she gave me a check for$34.
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Of course, you know, parents with their stuff, their uh creative ways.
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Their creative ways, absolutely.
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What is she gonna do when you're$100?
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I don't think she's gonna be around when I'm$100.
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Um, and then I bought myself, I usually buy myself for my birthday like something nice that I want, whether it's clothes or a game or something.
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So I bought myself Modern Warfare 4 that just dropped on the 23rd, which was what, yesterday?
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Yeah, it was yesterday.
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So I just I bought that for myself.
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So that was$70.
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But like I got I like to do something nice for myself, at least.
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This nerd guy that I work with wants me to get Minecraft when it comes out on uh on the Switch 2.
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Yeah, I I don't know how much how much is it?
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Are they 30 bucks?
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30, yeah, which is a lot for Minecraft, it should be like 10 bucks.
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I think on PlayStation, I don't know how much.
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I mean, I think I got mine a while ago, but I think it was free.
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It was either free or it was like five bucks or something like that.
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Yeah, 30's a lot, yeah.
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And then like this, you can get like different skin packs and texture packs and all that other stuff too on there, but like that's additional stuff.
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What it's whatever.
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I wouldn't mind playing that.
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That's like a chill game, too.
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Yeah.
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Like me and my buddy Brian, when I did the old YouTube series LPP Sonic and Silver, like we used to play Minecraft like after a session of recording.
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Is the is there a story in the game or is it just like no?
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It's just really you just you're a guy named Steve, and then you're if you're female, then it's like I'm Steve.
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Steve.
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I am Steve.
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And then I think the girl's name is Alexis or something, or Alex.
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I think it's Alex.
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Um, but yeah, you just go around and you just craft crap.
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And then I mean there's enemies like you know, creepers and skeletons and uh zombies and some other stuff.
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And piglins.
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And yeah, and the piglins.
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But other than that, I mean, once you get like to a higher level and explore more, then there's like different enemies like Enderman and uh like a ghost thing, and then there's the nether.
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Oh about the nether.
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Yeah, don't want to go there.
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Don't want to go there, but yeah, otherwise, like it's just a chill game.
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So I would say it's like I don't know which one would be more chill, is Animal Crossing or Minecraft.
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I feel like Minecraft's pretty chill for the most part, but Animal Crossing for sure, because you don't have to worry about like enemies or anything, except if you shake down a tree and a wasp comes out, yeah, or the scorpion, or scorpions or tarantulas.
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Yeah, that's about it.
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But yeah, that's that's all I really got for my little spurt of the moment.
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Yeah, so does that mean that we're ready to jump in jump in?
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Oh, it was turned out.
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Wait, why didn't it work?
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Oh, the jump in didn't work?
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It's it's muted here.
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Time to jump in there it is.
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Perfect.
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Uh it was muted, so when I pushed it, it just didn't that's funny.
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I think we speaking of funny, I think going back to like the beginning intro where like one of the guys were like, we should eat like spicy wings pretty much, like every time we laugh or say something stupid.
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Yeah, like I'd be down for that a hundred percent.
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Stefan, those wings are so hot though.
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Well, like we could get it, like where even if it's not those specifically, maybe even something equivalent, and then I could like buy like Frank's Red Hot or some kind of hot sauce to go with it, then maybe some spicy Arizona teen and wash it down.
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Stefan, you're not gonna need extra hot sauce for these things.
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That's true.
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I I do want to see you bite into one, but man, I've been into one once and you were like dying.
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I was dying.
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I I thought I was I thought I was gonna go and throw up in the bathroom.
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I didn't I didn't end up doing it, but it was like Is that like gut-wrenching?
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Um, kind of.
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I think it's more just your body's in shock because it's so hot.
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But you've said you've been to like Thai restaurants and stuff, so yeah, I've been to a couple Thai restaurants, but my level of spiciness is like for at least Thai food, is like maybe a three or a four is what I can handle.
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Anything past that is like nope.
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Yeah, I will be in the bathroom for the majority of the time.
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Got it.
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But yeah, yeah, we'll see.
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We'll we'll see.
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You could take like a little NC bite and be like, yeah, I can do this.
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Or I mean my.
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That would be fun though.
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I think we should definitely do something like that.
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All right.
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And so if you guys have more challenges for us after we do that, that would be kind of fun to do.
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Yes, let us know.
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Okay, so we're gonna start.
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We have two stories.
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This is gonna be number one.
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Number one.
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And there it is.
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Hi guys, my name is Kaylaw.
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And I just graduated high school last year.
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I'm 19 and going to be 20 in February.
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So my story goes like this there's this boy who was one grade below me who graduated back in May of this year.
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His name is Connor.
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Ew.
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I knew you were gonna say something like that.
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What a name.
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During the school year, we weren't exactly friends, but he would be in my friend group occasionally.
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Anyway, long story short, he messaged me on Instagram the other day and asked me to do the movies, specifically the Odyssey.
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It's kind of crazy that there are still some theaters now still playing The Odyssey, even though it came out in July.
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Right.
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Well, and then even too, I thought there was another movie that they were still playing too.
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Um, I don't know.
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I don't know what it is, but I know Spider-Man still is in a lot of them, but well, it's Spider-Man at that point.
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So it's like, but yeah, the Odyssey, like, I heard it's good.
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Yeah, but also to the here's the weird thing, right?
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I don't know why it's so weird to me, but maybe this is just the kids of this generation.
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But like it's like, why message on Instagram if like you like unless obviously like he doesn't have her number kind of thing, but also I don't know why because most of the like kids that like I work with at like the store, they're all on like oh yeah, they messaged me on Instagram, and it's like we talk to each other on Instagram, yeah, or even some people will ask for a girl's Instagram instead of her number, yeah.
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And it's just like I mean, I in some way you could take it as creeper level because they're like spying in at the pictures, but like also, I mean, well, granted, I think back in our day, I don't know if people still do it now because I heard from a couple people that Snapchat is like old for old people, but I'm like, me and you are from that era where Snapchat was just coming out, but usually I'll talk to people on Snapchat.
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Yeah, there's still a lot of younger people that I know that still use Snapchat.
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I just I don't personally like it that much, but I get where I'll just do it if I don't have somebody's number and I have them like if it says oh from your contacts or something like that, or if it says from Facebook or whatever they do to link it.
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Yeah.
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So like I have a friend named Nicole who like she talks on Snap.
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Like I have her number and stuff, but like she found my Snap like forever ago.
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Yeah.
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So we talk to each other through there every now and again.
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Sometimes that's the way to go, I guess.
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So anyway, they specifically they went to go see the Odyssey.
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Usually I don't like going on dates from social media, but I knew him and we haven't seen each other since I went to high school, so I figured there was really no way for him to have reached me, so I said yes.
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He said he would pick me up and we'd go to the movie and then get dinner.
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I was actually excited as I haven't been on a date in a while, so this sounded fun.
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The day comes and he pulls up in a pretty nice car.
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I figured since he just graduated a few months ago, he'd probably he's probably driving his parents' car.
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But as I'm walking up, both of his parents are in the front seat, and I smile and wave because what else do you do in that situation?
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Oh god.
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There's one bite to the wing.
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Oh man.
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Yeah, I know it's cringe already, right?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Oh, I I'm sorry, but like if I pulled up and I was going, granted, sure, he's young, but at the same time, it's like, bro, when you have both your parents in the front seat.
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If if they asked to do that, I would have blocked her on Instagram and never talked to her again.
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I'd be like, sorry, I can't make it to the tape.
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100%.
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Yeah, I don't know why he agreed to go with go through with it.
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Yeah, neither do I.
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Now I do have to give credit where credit is due.
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He did get out and open the car door to where we would be chauffeured in the back for me.
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So I thought that was cute.
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Bro is chivalry maxing.
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Chivalry maxing.
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As we're driving, his parents are asking the normal questions and whatnot, and they were very friendly.
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It's just I felt like I couldn't talk to him much because who wants to giggle and try and throw in flirting with his parents in the front because it would be very awkward to have an audience.
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That's fair.
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That is true.
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So we get to the theater, and I assumed they'd drop us off, but worry started to set in as they parked the car.
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We all got out and started walking into the theater.
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My last chance of hope.
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I'm just waiting for it because I there's some juicy stuff coming up.
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I can guarantee it.
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My last chance of hope was that they were going to see another movie, and that's why they decided to drive us.
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Close enough show times, she like asks.
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No.
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Four tickets to the Odyssey.
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I heard his dad say to the cashier, and then it set in.
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There it is.
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Mom and dad are going to be a chaperone.
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That's gotta be awful.
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Yeah, that's gotta be awful.
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Can you imagine?
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I'm getting secondhand embarrassment already, like, yeah, for real.
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I'm already like pretty before this guy.
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Cause I mean, I can't even imagine.
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Right.
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Cause I'm like, all the dates that I've been on.
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I mean, number one, I've had my own car and a driver's license, you know, to be able to you know pick up somebody without my parents being in the front or back.
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But also, too, it's just like, oh, you know, mommy and daddy are gonna come see it with us too to make sure we're not gonna hold hands.
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You know, like that kind of crap.
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Yeah, that or like in my case, they would at least let me borrow a car.
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Right.
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Or they'd say, like, you can go over to their house, or she can come over here, you guys can just hang out, but we're not gonna like let you watch alone, be watching your every move, but obviously you're gonna be at our house, right?
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Right.
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So there's at least some adults there in case something happens, yeah.
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Um, but like to go and but they're not gonna come and sit on the couches with us and just be like, so no, that's you know, like that's how you guys do win.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Uh not only did I not get to really know my date on the way there, now I can't hold hands or anything because who wants to do that in front while Mr.
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and Mrs.
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Old sitting right next to us?
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Mr.
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and Mrs.
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Old?
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Wow, it's a good one off to a great start.
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It's a good thing, it's a good thing she he's not doesn't know who this is unless he's listening, because like that's a that's a one in a million like situation.
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Like, hey, my name's Connor, her name was Kayla.
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What the heck?
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That's weird.
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You call my parents old, which by the way, they didn't even get seats away from us.
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We all got to sit cozy.
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Ooh.
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So far, worst date ever.
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Also, also worst date ever.
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Yeah, I could see.
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My my thing is is like, okay, here's my thing.
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This is the only passable thing in this case.
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If he would have, if the dad would have been like four tickets to the Odyssey, like normal.
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Yeah, but they would have gotten different seats and then like went with them, maybe.
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I don't know.
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That's the best case scenario from where we're at right now.
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Yes, that's the best case scenario.
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But instead of them, they're all like it's like a family gathering.
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Can you imagine if they were sitting every other like it's like the dad, the son, the mom, and the girl.
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It'd be worse.
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Yeah, this is this is the cringometer is off the charts right now.
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100%.
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For those who haven't seen the movie, spoilers warning, you've been warned, but the cyclops scene is quite terrifying.
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While this is happening, I see his dad turn over and whisper to him.
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About 30 seconds after that, we all got up to go.
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Weird.
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We get in the car and head to dinner, and his dad says, Sorry we had to leave.
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Connor gets pretty bad nightmares about stuff like that.
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You're just speechless over there.
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I just don't even know what to say to that.
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Like, excuse me.
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And then he says, best not to let that image stay in his head.
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I look over at Connor and his face is in his palms.
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I'm hoping he's not crying, but we know to some extent he is even if even if it's just tears.
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Major secondhand embarrassment on my end.
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The whole time at dinner, Connor is pretty quiet and I just talked to his parents.
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I hate to admit, but I kind of enjoyed the conversation with them and forgot about how weird the state was for a moment.
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Later.
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I don't even think weird is the word for it.
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Yeah, just like no, yeah.
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Well, especially too how they're just like, he might get nightmares.
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You better not get that image stuck in his head.
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Oh why would you even well it's just it's just like the like I don't know, like I guess if the kid is that fragile where he's gonna get nightmares over like something from like what it's it's based on like Roman Greece and everything like that, right?
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Yeah, I think it's I I think it's like Greek mythology in a movie or something.
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It's like when you take your kid in there knowing what the you know the movie is about, essentially.
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It's like the people that brought their kid in to like go see Buddy, the the Barney ripoff like horror movie, which I did see by the way.
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Was it good?
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It's actually pretty good.
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I'm not even gonna lie, it's actually pretty good.
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I it looks so dumb, but I'm like, it's actually good.
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It's like psychological horror, which is pretty good.
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Um, at least to me, because you pick up on certain things every now and again.
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Yeah, but um, yeah, no, if you have the pretense and you know what it's rated and what like it's listed for, like yeah, especially because the Odyssey didn't in no way, shape, or form looked like a family or a kid's movie or right.
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It's not like they're sit they had like swords and arrows and whatever else they had, and then like, okay, so if you knew your kid was gonna, you know, granted, there is such a thing as going into a movie that's a little bit not like entertaining at all, because I remember on one of my dates that I went on, uh, I didn't know how the girl, um she I didn't know how she would react to like this certain movie.
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So I was like, okay, well, I don't want to go see something scary, I don't want to go see something violent, but I don't want to see something too little kish.
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But for some reason, my brain was like, let's go see the peanuts movie.
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So we saw the peanuts movie, and she she actually fell asleep.
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But I was like, and then I was like, I'm so sorry, like that put you to sleep.
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But she goes, Oh no, it's fine.
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It's just like, but I'm like, yeah, the thing is though, is like I didn't know if you were to be like scary movies or anything like that.
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She goes, Oh, I I could have gone for whatever you picked, but yeah, that was a little kiddish.
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It's like crap.
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Stefan, I didn't fumble it though, we still went out, so yeah.
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I went to see uh I went to go see Daddy's Home with a girl once at a date, and that sucked.
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Did it?
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Yeah, just because it was like a first date, which I suggest never going to the movies as a first date.
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Yeah, because there's no social interaction other than Yeah, so you don't really know.
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So, like when there'd be something funny, I would laugh and like look over at her and she wasn't laughing.
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Like, I'd probably I think a movie date would be like what, probably third or fourth.
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Yeah, that's what I would think.
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Cause yeah, you're the first two or three dates you should get to know each other and see if it's actually like a good feel, and then at that point be like, all right, well, let's see how going who movie is.
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Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.
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Like, heck, go to like a restaurant or something like that, you know, or take a walk in the park, Frederick Meyer Garden, you know, something for sure, Stephanie.
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For sure.
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Going on a walk is a great idea.
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It's like one of the best ones because you're not like facing each other, right?
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You're just walking, and there's also like the distraction of the walk, right?
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Or other people being dumb.
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Like you go to the children's museum, and there's like a dad that like fell into the like four foot river or something like that, of like Play-Doh or whatever it is, like on the tables that they have set up for the kids.
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I don't know what they have in the kids' museum anymore.
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Why would you go to the children's museum for a with a date?
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I'm just saying, like, I wonder if you'd even be allowed in.
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You pro you'd probably be charged in an adult, but you would probably look really weird asking to go.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I guess if you had a if you were on a date, but can you imagine like just you or just me going into the children's museum?
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Yeah, Chris Hansen be waiting around the corner.
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He would.
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But I mean, I I'm just saying as an example, like a museum or something like that.
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You can get distracted by like the artwork or whatever they have, like mummy exhibit or whatever they have.
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I don't know what they have going on actually right now at the museum.
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It always changes with the Grand Rapids.
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I haven't been there in a long time.
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I think last-go.
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I I know I was gonna say, um, I think the last time they had the human body exhibit, which was like where they had like the veins and all the other crap out.
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I mean, it's pretty cool.
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It's interesting like to say like because I went during um what was it, biology or whatever it was that they had for like here's like you know, animals and all this other crap, and then here's the human body or whatever it was that we studied.
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I think or no, actually, I think it was for criminalistics, like the forensic justice stuff that we learned in high school. 'Cause it was like getting to know the human body and seeing how long veins stretch out and how long like how mutt like what fat looks like on the inside like me.
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But you know what I mean.
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Like it's it's pretty cool.
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It's interesting.
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Don't they say that the veins stretched out go all the way around the world?
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Or is that uh that I think or the nerves or something like that.
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Yeah.
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I think it's the nerves.
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I think it's the nerves that yeah if you took them all like it would stretch at least across the world or something like that.
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Um all the nerve fibers in the human body were stretched out end to end they would span about 45 miles.
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So what what is it?
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I'm trying to think because they said something was like it would stretch across the world.
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Yeah that's I've heard that too and it's just like I don't know I don't know if I believe that.
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I don't know either because I it's like um like sometimes somebody will be like did you know a hundred billion dollars will stretch across the world five hundred times if you you know it's like it definitely wouldn't but like but you're thinking about if it was in a stack of a hundred dollar bills we're talking about one dollar bills I'm like no it wouldn't you know how thin a one dollar bill is yeah and a hundred billion dollars would not stretch across the world like five times this says the network of blood vessels arteries veins and capillaries can stretch around the world total length if late end to end the blood vessels in an average human adult body measure about sixty thousand to one hundred thousand miles.
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Holy crap which is crazy I think I think maybe what you're thinking of is like the 45 mile one is maybe the intestines like the lower and upper intestine because well they just said that was the like your nerves oh the nerves yeah this one says blood vessels arteries veins and capillaries but that's crazy to think that we have that many miles worth of crap in our system yeah yeah crap it's all it's all crap yeah I ain't a doctor I ain't doctor house yeah but it's just crazy to think about so anyway yeah anyway she says later I got dropped off at home and go sit down inside and just ponder what just happened.
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Here's the thing I think Connor is really cute and from what I do know of him from back then is that he is funny kind and adventurous I want to see him again but let's not go to the movies and can we like be by ourselves even if it's just a walk.
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I haven't heard from him since then and I feel like he's embarrassed or do you think he doesn't like me?
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Should I reach out to him first and ask him out this time I don't really care that he gets nightmares on certain things.
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Everyone has their thing.
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Yeah but it was the fact that the dad and mom pointed it out like it would have been different if like it was after the movie and like they hung out maybe afterward and he goes hey by the way like I I know this is kind of weird fact and like play it off as a joke maybe yeah yeah I can see that being a little bit better but the dad just coming in and just being like oh yeah by the way he gets nightmares but it sounds like it's not entirely his fault that the dad said that no it's not which maybe the parents are like trying to keep him single for the rest of his life oh my well they're doing a great job at it.
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Well she just said she wants to still see him.
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I guess but how far can a mommy daddy situationship go?
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You know what I mean?
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I agree.
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That's why I mean she did say by themselves.
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Yeah like to emphasize like maybe not bring your parents next time although I would say if I ever was on a date and your mom and dad would would like were chaperoning or something that'd be hilarious.
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Because I know how your dad is with his mannerisms and I know your mom with her mannerisms and it's great.
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Yeah it would be awful oh it'd be great TV oh 100% but it wouldn't be fun to live no to live no to like live through that situation to live I'm like oh my god no it wouldn't be fun it wouldn't be fun to live dang this episode just got dark it did very dark I would I would say for her I mean okay here's my thing I'm sure he's embarrassed 100% yeah um but I think that if she likes him still after that and as long as he says yes we can go by ourselves and whatever then and it works out then cool.
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See how it goes after it's just you two at that point if you still want to pursue it.
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But if he still doesn't respond to you after I don't know maybe a week or two I would just like move on to the next dude at that point because clearly he's too embarrassed to try to see that you have obviously have potential and that you want to get to know him at that point.
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What about her first question?
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Do you think he's not interested or do you think he's just embarrassed and that's why he hasn't reached out I think it's just he's embarrassed.
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Yeah.
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Because yeah if again mom and dad showed up with the movie and then we left in the middle of it because of a cyclops scene that I got nightmares from it was blatantly pointed out in front of the date yeah yeah I'd be embarrassed too oh man also a lot of times for me I won't ask them out on a second date unless they like text me after the date and say like hey thanks for having me I had a really good time.
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:35.519
Right.
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Because that shows like they have some interest and then I can pursue it more.
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Not every time I do that but I just feel like it's a lot of if the moment helping uh happens too like if you feel that connection as well.
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Yeah but it's just a lot more helpful when they message afterward either like when they get home or the next day and be like hey I had a really great time it was thank you for taking me out then that usually signals to me like okay they're probably interested in going out again.
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Right versus like hearing nothing.
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But sometimes they also just don't reach out because they don't know.
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So I mean right I guess in her case she's just gotta risk it.
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Yep.
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I I would risk it but you know hey hopefully mom and dad don't show up to this date.
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:30.400
Yeah yeah yeah goodness gracious maybe you can offer to drive or something maybe or bring your parents next time have a double date or a double double what what is it triple date then at that point mom and dad mom and dad and girl and boy.
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Yeah I guess it'd be a triple date triple date there you go perfect and then go see maybe other mommy another scary movie so he can get more nightmares what is that movie about it's like uh it's a doppelganger kind of thing I think it's like an entity kind of thing where it's like you have this little girl and she obviously knows her mom but then this entity or something like that plays as the mom as well but you but one is obviously evil and the other one isn't and is a normal person.
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Oh so it's like but the same actress like plays as her so it's like you're guessing throughout the whole movie of who is other mommy.
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I'd probably be freaking out that would be a dude that that's a hundred percent psychological horror right there.
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Yeah but it just literally says that is a supernatural psychological horror film.
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It looks good like I want to I heard it's really good so I'm I'm debating about wanting to go see it at some point.
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I love horror movies.
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If they're good obviously yeah when they're a little more creative they can be good but when they just follow the same old right like if you're on scream eight like it's and it's like the the old tricks like oh I'm in the bathroom and I'm opening up my medicine cabinet that has a mirror on right and they close it and then like it's whatever it is is behind them.
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Or it's not behind them and they turn around and there it is just like every every time.
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Or a basement door is open and it wasn't open before and you hear knocking or like a kid like being mommy yeah daddy yeah they just need to like and they are a lot of people are changing things up so it's kind of cool to see which is good because like we need new material here.
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Yeah we need we can't just rerun the same thing it's like we're on Toy Story 5 for example like it should have ended at three three was bad people still go and see it so it's like right like I have no interest like I didn't even like Toy Story 4 I heard was pretty good because of the ending but like at the same time I think it ended at Toy Story 3 in my personal opinion.
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Yeah but they're still gonna make a Toy Story 6 probably probably Tim Allen and uh Tom Hanks aren't gonna live forever.
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No, they ain't gonna live forever.
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But also I'm pretty sure they're getting tired of it too.
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They have to be yeah everybody has to be all right are we ready for number two this one says is titled Just Another Coffee Date Oh wow what a what an amazing title well I I feel like we kind of need a a mellowish a mellow one after that one because that was one of the craziest things I ever heard that one was I've never heard I mean I have heard of parents going on dates before with people but like not like to that extent not to that extent so she goes my name is Emma and I'm in my early 30s went on a date with a guy who was a few years older than me to a simple coffee date.
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I found him very attractive which by the way we did meet on Tinder.
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Ooh that's your first mistake Tinder yeah dating apps are just like they suck now.
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Too many bots too like before like sure when you're in your early to maybe well maybe early to mid twenties or something like that it's fine.
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30 early 30s you're like okay whatever pushing it a little bit but if you're going well above like 40 like if this guy is like what she said a few years older than him or her or whatever then yeah he's a few years older than me.
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So I'm gonna assume this guy's definitely pushing 40.
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I'm gonna say he's 39 let's just say you know she said she was in her early 30s he's a few years older and you think he's almost 40.
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Yeah I think he's almost 40.
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He could be anywhere from like 331 to 33.
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A few years would be a few years is like 36.
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Yeah I'm just gonna say he's almost 40.
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.319
All right so he's almost so he's 39 according to Stefan.
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:38.640
Yep according to me and he's on Tinder yeah kind of crazy like I don't know at this point for me I'm just kind of like I'm just chilling.
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:52.799
I'd rather like go to a grocery store and like run into somebody and have it be like a hallmark moment where like they have papers and I not accidentally bump into them and then I'm like oh here let me help you pick them up I think you kind of gotta go out of your way to have that happen.
00:32:52.960 --> 00:33:05.519
Yeah I know I'll I'll do it I'll just find some random girl that's like in the collaring book section and just hopefully she's carrying like a ton I'll be like oh oh my god go out of your way to bump in well oh I'm so sorry.
00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:09.759
Um so met on Tinder over text he was really funny.
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:18.319
As we are getting to know each other he keeps throwing this is on the day by the way throwing in Dwayne the Rock Johnson impressions.
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Like for instance I said hey thank you for the coffee and he goes what can I say except you're welcome.
00:33:25.200 --> 00:34:05.599
Ew also too speaking of Dwayne the Rock Johnson there is a funny video and it's during Halloween because it's like him and Kevin Hart and he like uh Kevin Hart rings the doorbell and he goes trick or treat and Dwayne opens the door and he goes why are you dressed like that and it's like you know that picture of Dwayne where he's in like the black turtleneck and he's wearing the golden chain yeah Kevin Hart is dressed just like that and he's standing like this and then Dwayne's like don't don't don't he goes don't stand like that and then he goes what all I gotta do goes go to the costume store and tell him I look stupid like all this other dude it is hilarious.
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But that's what it kind of reminds me of like what this guy's trying to do.
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Yeah well the difference is is Kevin Hart and Dwayne are besties and this guy is obviously not right Kevin or Dwayne.
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:43.599
Loser 39 year old on Tinder so what can I say except you're welcome it was funny the first time then for whatever reason my ex got brought up and I told him why we broke up it was mutual and he really wasn't a bad person but this guy says man if I was there I'd have to beat him with a two by four piece of wood normally I'd be like what but with all the other references I can only assume it was from the movie Walking Tall.
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Oh my gosh.
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:56.559
Which isn't which isn't even originally done by Dwayne it was a remake and why even that movie was it even that popular he tried doing his smolder at times too which was really awkward.
00:34:56.800 --> 00:35:45.840
Lord help us if he should ever pick me up and thinks he's in the fast and furious was Dwayne was in the fast and furious for like a couple movies right now yeah for a few movies yeah I could go on and on about how weird this was but there were some attributes that made him quite charming so do I see him again do you think he was just trying to be funny my only fear is that this goes on every time we see each other that was a short one but hey we've had some long podcasts for real I mean oh if he's like if he's just gonna keep it up with the Dwayne crap it's like it's like bro come on get some like new material new material and like I don't know like sure he's funny at least I guess or trying to be yeah that's a hard one because he at least has a personality he doesn't sound dull.
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Right.
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You know what I mean?
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But also too I kind of want to see what the smolder looks like because there's some people that can actually do it like I know a girl that can actually do the eyebrow raise that's like perfect.
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I know I tried I can't I do it I wish I could I'm you know it's hard to do the one my sister Annika can kind of do it.
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:17.360
Oh with the one eyebrow yeah with the one eyebrow I'm like oh my gosh how do you do that um if you like do this and put your eyebrows down and then like try and just lift one that's how you practice it like you're kind of doing one right now.
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:23.679
Yeah it's just like his is way up it's way up it's great.
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:43.119
Yeah but I probably have to be bald for that but that'll probably happen at 35 you know you think you have one year left of your hair I surprisingly for you know a Hansen like my dad said like when he was like in his late 20s early 30s he started balding like really bad.
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:53.360
I didn't realize he was bald he's always had hair that I knew he's had like it's not like he's bald bald but like you know what he started losing his head like he got like the horseshoe look pretty much around that age.
00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:56.960
Oh so he just kind of went brr and like buzzed it.
00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:10.320
Yeah yeah that's what you do usually but now he's got like a little bit of he's got like a little bit of hair at the top of his head and all this other stuff so he's just chilling doing his own you could always get hair transplants.
00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:18.559
Yeah but where's the fun in that too I mean like unless it's gonna be like really thick luscious locks of hair like I look like Fabio.
00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:22.000
You know like then I'm like sure then cool I'll do that.
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:29.840
But like if not then I mean the only thing I would want to change about my hair is it's thin blonde hair.
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Like it's very fine.
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Now it's not like thin in the in the essence of like it's balding per se but it's like it's very fine hair.
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:43.119
Yeah and versus like the thick hair where you can do a lot more with hair cuts and styles and crap.
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:58.079
Yeah so yeah this you know it's it's one of those things that I'm just like eh maybe a hair transplant maybe not I don't know I'm kind of content where I'm at hey if you're content you're content I was just I was just throwing it out there as an idea.
00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:12.320
Yeah but this girl um I would say like if it was this was only one date he did it on correct yes this was the first date the first date that they went on.
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:19.360
So I would maybe give him at least a second one and then if he still pop into Wayne the Rock Johnson ones.
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:43.199
Now does she I would say on the second date if he bring if he does them again I would bring it up and be like dude is this like is this like your only like I have to be honest is this how you always talk or is this just this is like a routine just to you know because you know what Tinder's for so yeah or is this just you trying to make me laugh and feel funny to you know do stuff.
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:44.079
Yeah.
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:50.559
Which I guess that is that a new thing we're trying to swoon women with our Dwayne the Rock Johnson impressions.
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.679
Probably I'm gonna try Kevin Hart next year.
00:38:55.039 --> 00:39:05.199
Yeah you know some guys are like that though yeah yeah I know they'll try to be suave and like do all the I feel like Dwayne the Rock Johnson impressions is not the way to be suave.
00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:15.119
No it'd be well it'd be like me coming in with like my John Madden impression you know and it's like hey folks John Madden here with the Greek pop and pop you know like stuff like that.
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:26.639
Like what like if I went up to a girl and been like you know she's she's a girl that knows like how to run with her arms and legs like Tom Brady or throw a football and like that.
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:32.079
You know I I would ugh I wouldn't even hate that if a girl was trying to do impressions like that.
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:41.119
Although I did have a girl that uh she actually I just got done talking to her on the phone um her name's Raquel.
00:39:41.519 --> 00:40:03.920
She um me and her were talking on the phone for a second before lunch at work and I was like can you do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression and she was like we'll do you yours and I'm like put that cookie down now and then like she did it and I was like oh my gosh it's so weird hearing a female try to do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression it's not half bad.
00:40:04.159 --> 00:41:34.159
It's really not half bad for a female but I'm like oh my god hey there you go right so yeah it can be funny to an extent but yeah if you keep overdoing it then it's like okay dude plus in that situation you both knew you were trying to do it this guy doesn't sound like he's like hey you want to hear doing the Rock Johnson right like he's just like throwing he's just throwing him in hoping yeah he's doing it out of spite like hoping like he can score pretty much like oh let me swoo her with comedy yeah yeah yeah so yeah dump him now do it leave him on red actually swipe left isn't that what you do for like if you don't like somebody yeah but once you match you either have to delete the app or block them or yeah or just delete them as a match that's true there is that option it would be cool if you could swipe left after so and so what did she say her name was her name did she ever say her name I don't think maybe um I also know too at least Emma what if it was like Emma decided to decided to swipe left on you after your first date right the the one thing um I know yo mama yo mama the one thing I know some dating apps do at least the one I forget what the names of them were but there was one time I tried to go on a dating app again like maybe a year or two ago and you can leave a review of somebody essentially so like if you want like let's say a girl went on a date with me and I farted at the table or something like that.
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:45.280
Like she can leave a review like after dating me and then it's shown on like other profiles to where like it just says like stuff in three stars farts.
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:55.280
Yeah literally it just says farts a lot and then like it because then if other people are kind of like oh boy like we got a farter or something like that.
00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:12.400
Really you can leave reviews what was it called I don't I don't remember what it was but it's kind of like so other so because it's like more of a sense of like safety in a sense where like if a girl were to go out with a guy and be like yeah he tried to like I don't know slap my butt or something like that.
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:14.079
You know something provocative.
00:42:14.239 --> 00:42:17.440
Yeah but or he tried to do tried to beat me up or something like that.
00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:30.960
Then it's more of a safety thing because then that app can look at it and be like oh okay well we'll just get him off or yeah but what if there's also like the only thing that I would have a problem with because obviously you don't smack someone's butt on a first date.
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:31.360
Right.
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:44.880
But the only thing that I have a problem with is like what if either party lied about whoever oh yeah just because like I'm sure there's that but I think you What if she denies him and he goes home mad he's like well I'm gonna report her profile now.
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:45.679
Right.
00:42:46.000 --> 00:42:54.239
Well what I I know there was like a guy that I knew that was on a dating I think he's oh man I don't think he's with O'Reilly's anymore.
00:42:54.480 --> 00:43:04.559
But um he's like a younger kid and he went on a dating site and then like somebody basically scammed him with some stuff and like was like threatening to call the cops and everything like that.
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:06.000
But obviously it was a scammer.
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:20.320
So what he did is he reported on the app, I think it was Hiley or something like that, um that hey this person is claiming I'm doing this and then they said okay well let's track their IP address and I guess they can somehow pull up reports about like reports from the person.
00:43:20.480 --> 00:43:48.480
I just bumped the microphone but yeah dude yeah you can report them and then be like hey you know okay so we've gotten a lot of complaints about this same IP address like if it was just one time it's like maybe they'll probably ignore it but if it's multiple right and they're like they like match right like it's the same situation then they'll just every time they'll just ban the account and then you if he could like potentially download the app again but he wouldn't be able to make an account because it tracks the IP address at that point.
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:49.039
Okay.
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:50.079
Yeah.
00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:55.199
So it's just like anywhere you move like if you get banned on Call of Duty for like swearing or something stupid like that.
00:43:55.440 --> 00:44:13.360
They ban you for that now they there's certain words you can't say well I can I can imagine let's list them no you know what I mean there's certain words you cannot say and if you say them what happens is that you get a warning is your first little thing on your top right corner of your screen.
00:44:13.519 --> 00:44:25.679
And then if you say it again you get chat banned for like a day and then if you say it again it's a week and then I think you do it a month and then after that they just perma banned you.
00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:41.599
That kind of sucks because well there's certain words again that yeah I understand that but but yeah it kind of does suck because honestly like no none of these kids would have survived a modern warfare 2 lobby a hundred percent.
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:47.360
Oh my gosh the words that would come out of people's mouths.
00:44:47.519 --> 00:45:15.199
Yes it would be the worst slander like oh yeah my gosh but it was funny though too because sometimes you get people that would just keep going and going and like they would scream into the mic but yeah that that's just how that is because Call of Duty's kind of gone a little like I don't know they they gone a little bit too sensitive I should say well a lot of things right a lot of games have but this new one but I mean it's rated M.
00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:20.000
Right so it's like you have to you have to have some kind of leeway or leniency with it.
00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:21.039
You know what I mean?
00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:36.800
Because it's like with certain war games too it's like if you go back to World War II or World War I or even the Revolutionary War you're gonna or even Red Dead Redemption 2 for example in that time period certain things were accepted and certain things weren't so I mean it's like you're just gonna have to learn about it.
00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:40.159
Yeah you got to learn about it and also understand that it's from a different era.
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:57.599
It's not like they're intentionally doing it today in like modern day kind of stuff you know trying to just trigger somebody but you never know there's always that one person that'll find a way you can't say that you know there's always that one.
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All right you got anything else I don't kids stay in school stay in school and thank you so much for listening to the podcast buy shut up love you by okay
