It Was a Different Time

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Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen, I'm podcasting.
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Is Bradley, Buddy, Bradley brought.
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To you by podcasting, This is derailed. And on this show,
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as always, we also have Eric and Nick. Hey, guys, Pedago,
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two pedagos. We are related, one, brad Are you guys
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any relation uh to yourselves?
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Yes? Yeah, yep, yeah.
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We all know that I'm ten wolves stacked in a
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trench coat.
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Now, oh you learned that that you unveiled.
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Now turns out this is a big metaphor free humanity.
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Oh my god, I can't wait.
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It's not me, it's we. And by we, I mean
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everybody on this French yes, uh French. We we being
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French for Penis Penis. See, we are all. We're all
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the trench coat, everybody and the wolves, ten of them
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inside of us. Those wolves are fear, anxiety, depression, oh
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my god, pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony.
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Wrath, and sloth.
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And the secret to a good life is you got
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to feed those wolves.
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Brother, you gotta feed that gluttony.
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That's the gluttonous part. Anyways, don't take.
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My alright, alright, I mean.
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Don't take my trench coat off. I'm really furry underneath the.
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Oh oh shit, okay, that's what she said.
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But then in the metaphor, since so are you guys, we.
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Are we are the trench coat, right, yeah, gotcha.
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You know, take off the trench coat, let the wolves out,
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then the coat back up. Yes, and then you're just
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a floating trench coat.
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Part taking it for a walk, you know what I mean,
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just what the dog doing.
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And I think a floating empty trench coat is pretty menacing.
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Yeah, it can be.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, That's what the invisible man wore
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absently when he really needed to prove a point.
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Yeah, yep.
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It's like, really, he could have been hanging down just
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out of one of the slits between the button holes.
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You'd never even know.
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And like the whole bit is like, yeah, I'm clothed,
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so you know where I am.
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But like what they don't know is what still out?
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Is that the best superpower for a sociopaths probably hanging
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dong being invisible. Oh, but only when you're naked. You
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have to be completely naked like that.
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That has to be a sociopath's dream, right, Uh, just
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be invisible and naked.
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Why are you asking me?
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Because I was thinking like, Wow, that'd be a really
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fun superpower, so.
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Invisible and naked.
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Yeah okay, yeah, well oh yeah yeah. Hey guys, so
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speaking of hanging dong, okay, all right, sleep we uh
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we all hung out we did yesterday.
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M M.
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It's fun before we met up with you. I along
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with the love of my life.
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Uh huh, the yin.
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To my yin because we just we like them, you
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know what I mean? Right, Yeah, it's not opposites a tract.
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It is just two awesome people loving each other hard.
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You guys have awesomeness and love in common.
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Yeah.
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Also yang to my yangs. We certainly both ends of
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the spectrum. That's what we do, you guys cover We're
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all of it.
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Of the spectrum for sure. Who are you talking?
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We uh we hold hands in public, right okay, and
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in the house when it's just us it's bed.
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And the h fucking not not just for shure, it's
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not fucking wow, it's getting there right, well.
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Bad, We don't don't got to start somewhere. We don't, right,
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we don't talk like that one.
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Nick, Sorry to interrupt you, Nick, You're not my god.
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Okay, let's sorry.
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I'm speaking, of course, of my dear wife Amanda outstanding
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the funny.
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We're in love. He's very funny.
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We went to a fiftieth birthday party before we met
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up with you guys of some you know, a friend
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of ours.
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At least two quarters a century.
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At at minimum. So what I noticed while sitting around
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a table is we were talking about colonoscopies and we
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were talking about kidney stones where sometimes it gets so
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bad they got to go.
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Up through the urethra m the urity.
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Yeah that's all right, we don't got to and get
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them things. And so, and I made the observation like, so,
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this is this is a fiftieth birthday party, right, this
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is what happens.
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This is it?
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Huh guys yep, yeah, fuck yep. So, and you know
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what it was. It was interesting, an educational.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if I'll ever tell any of my friends, like,
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so they were rooting around in my p hole the
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other day, right.
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Yeah, you're not fifty. You're not fifty. I am forty,
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And right now I'm like, yeah, no, I'm keeping that
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to myself. Probably it's a whole other world. Bro, zero judgment.
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Don't get me wrong.
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You get fifty, that dong's out and people are putting
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things in it.
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It's a whole nother hole.
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Yeah, yeah, it's a whole nother hole. Fuck yeah, shout outs, Brad, Brad,
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fucking shout outs. There it is. But that was a
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good time.
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Regardless of that conversation, we still had a lot of fun.
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And then we went and met up with you guys.
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Yeah, and had more fun, like more fun than you
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had at the party. To be kind a competition, well,
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I would like an answer, Well, it's not a competition.
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He had more fun with us. It's not the it's
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not a competition. It's a competition. We went, We went
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to an establishment.
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Went to a place for the listeners at home, that's
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somewhere you go.
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Yep.
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We threw some darts, we did some hanging out and
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then uh and then we went to stop me. If
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you've heard this before, listeners, okay, as.
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Right, Yep, we had a great time. Yeah, we hung
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out with the Buchanans.
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Shout outs, happy birthday, girls, birthday nieces, you know what
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I mean.
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And for the listeners at home who may be unfamiliar,
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as is where we went.
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Yep, yeah, as we have before.
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Through some darts, I think it might be our other
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niece's birthday today. Today is the day. I was kind
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of I wasn't sure. I thought that I had already
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missed it. But we're getting real, real close. If it's not,
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I think it's I think it's Ramsey's birthday.
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Today is Ramsey. I believe. Happy birthday? Shout outs, shout outs,
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Happy birthday?
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Dog?
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Does this smell like birthday? Dog? Down here? By the way,
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what's birthday? Dog? Mons? October thirteenth? Oh, good job, I
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walked right into that one. God, I walked right into
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that one. Yeah, geez man, don't feel bad. Gee, it's fine.
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It's fine. Dog. Does it smell like fine? Dog? Down here?
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What's up? Does it smell like fine? Dog? Man? Does it?
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What's fine? Dog?
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A little bit?
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Gay marriage totally fine? Yeah, I mean love is love.
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Do your thing. I mean I'm for it.
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Yeah all right, Yeah, you're not being forced to Okay, yeah, yeah,
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it's okay, all right, all right, I'll get like you mean, I.
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Got a burry one exactly. It's not how that works.
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You can just keep doing what you're doing. It's fine.
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None of my business.
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Who you love it?
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Yeah? My business? Who you're having sex with right? Does
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it smell like sex with dog?
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Down here?
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What? Sex with Doug?
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Very illegal?
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It's not, dude.
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It's funny that that's a leap that gets made. And
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it was like, so, what's next. Somebody wants to marry
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their dogs and they just do that. My lod's super
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super similar. Yes, I can see that's a logical you
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just made.
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Is that your next step in this good God, we
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let two gay people get married.
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What's next?
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I can jump in the ocean and make love.
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To a chart like I've always thought about.
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I did a little hole in my backyard and make
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love to it. They look slippery. I like slippery things.
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They have more human like skin than fish do.
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They look like they smell like a brand new inner tube.
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And I've always been into that. I'm trying to get
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into that. That's what I'm saying.
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Yeah, or maybe, uh, you find a nice tuna down there.
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I was thinking about salads. What yeah, and uh. One
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of my favorite salads to eat is a cob salad.
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It's just delicious.
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Here's some lettuce varieties with some other stuff on there,
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and you press it all up and I put some
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cruits on there. Cruits are great, And you know that's
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a salad. Right When I think when somebody says I'm
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gonna have a salad, you think of a lettucey thing
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for the most part.
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Yeah, yeah, and then at some point a sorry, yeah,
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that's the main ingredient.
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I was right in a salad, right, Yeah. What if
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some motherfucker was like, I'm gonna have a salad and
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then just starts busting out a chicken salad, a tuna salad,
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or a ham salad, no bread, all right, and just
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starts eating that. So how about that guy's an asshole?
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Probably, and then two salad.
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Somebody throughout the course of human history decided that a
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salad really is like, hey, if you just put mix
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anything with mayo, that's a salad.
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Salad.
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Yeah, that's a salad.
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Brother.
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If you have minimum one ingredient plus.
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Mayo, salad, soald salad.
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And then they just started combining ship mostly meat with it.
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Get something from the ocean, mix it with mayo. That's
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a salad. Fucking Get a chicken, kill it, cook it,
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eat some of it, take the rest of it, mix
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it with mayo, and a bowl salad salad.
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That's good salad. Chicken there? Salad? Oh, what you have
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to do?
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Just salad?
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I just whipped up a quick salad. Uh wil a
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ham chunk and a bunch of mayo. I'm just trying
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to lose some late.
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People go on a salad dial. I'm just eating salads
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from here on out. But they meet they mean just
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like meat and mayonnaise. Yeah, that's all I want to
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moving forward is eating mayonnaise?
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Why is it? Why are those salads? Why do we
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call that salads? Why is like? Why is pasta salad?
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Pasta salad? Like?
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Why don't we have a dick?
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Can we? Can we? Why don't we have a dick?
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Can we Why don't we have a dick? Can we
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relegate it?
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What happened to it? Why don't this country?
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Why didn't this country have anymore? Right?
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Right, listen, it's all good. It's all good. Okay.
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I like this as a As a child, I liked
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zero salads, correct, right? I didn't like your traditional salad
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with the lettuce in the fixens. You would often say,
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I feel like I'm like a cow grazy?
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What is this rabbit food? Right?
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To be? Like?
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What am I a brownisaurus? I would?
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I would literally like I could go outside and just
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eat leaves off of a tree. That's what I feel
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like I'm doing.
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Cream ship.
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Yeah, and then things like baaneta salad, like chicken salad,
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eggs salad, tuna salad as you mentioned earlier years. Yeah,
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those things all look disgusting to me. Yeah, just taste. Yeah,
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maybe what's in there. I don't know what's in there.
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It's just all covered in white.
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Yeah, a bunch of leftovers covered in white. And what
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it's a salad? Now you're gonna call that a salad?
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As an adult, I'm trying to think of a salad
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that I don't like, right right, Yeah.
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When did you start ripping into salads?
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Oh?
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Good salad rip?
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Yeah, just a good solid salad rip.
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Like a leafy salad. When when did you finally realize
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that you were being a total idiot? And then and
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then you started to like salad?
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So I'm gonna give some credit here to uh. Well,
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she is the light of my life. She is everything
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I could ever wish for in a partner in the soulmate. Yeah,
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she's the yen to my yen. Oh uh huh, my
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beautiful sweet wife A man.
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Oh yeah, I don't know. Shut up before.
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My relationship with Amanda, I ate zero vegetables in life,
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right besides corn?
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Not what I thought you were going to say, we don't.
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But besides corn, which is kind of a filler bench.
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Start off holding hands so and then I'm trying to remember.
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It may have been something along the lines of like
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a buffalo chicken salad.
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Okay, that's right, that's that's what it took. Like, no,
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that's still pretty tough. Fry some chicken meat, toss it
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in buffalo sauce, lather.
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It and hot, yep, and then dump it on a
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bowl of you know, leafy greens and put some ranch
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on there to make it healthy dairy.
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Yeah.
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Then I think that that's what got it started. But now, bro,
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I rip all the salads and then I'll go to
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like a family function, like what's this bedeta salad?
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Yeah? Dog, that all bdata salad, all bedata. Oh, I'll
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rip a badata salad. Umm, I will say good. I've
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never been in a tuna salad. I can do a
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tuna salad sandwich. I don't give a fuck about ham salad. Yeah,
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I don't know that I've encountered one. I don't think
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that I care for egg salad.
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I can't remember if I've ever had like as an
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adult in egg salad sandwich. Anyway, My point is I
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have always and will always absolutely love chicken salad.
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Boys. Okay, oh my god. I'll eat it by itself.
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I'll eat it on a sando with cheese, without cheese.
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Sometimes I'll add mayo to the bread because I want
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the creamiest chicken salad sand with all time respect. I
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fucking love chicken salad. Let's go.
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Is that your favorite? Like non traditional salad salad? What
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would be your favorite?
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Yeah? I mean we have to consider a few others here.
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We haven't even mentioned. Sure. Fruit fruit salad is amazing. Yeah,
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like an ambrosia. Yeah, dude, yeah, Hey, taca taco salad,
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you bitch, taca salad.
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It's wild that salads get better the more unhealthy stuff
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you put on.
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It's crazy. It's crazy. Also, it's wild how just unhealthy
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a traditional salad is.
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It turns out regular salad not that healthy because all
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the ship you put on there.
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Yeah yeah yeah.
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If otherwise you can just eat the leaves and then
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that's fine and it's mostly water.
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Good for you. It's just not like, not good for you.
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There's even better sources of dietary fibers.
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So much, thank god. Just a bowl of raspberry grapes. Yeah, grapes, okay,
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apple Okay, here I go. Apples good and eat that
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skin that skins. What's good non leafy salads? You ready? Yeah?
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Chicken salad a good ambrosch that's your number one, number two.
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Okay, yeah, taco salad number three okay, and then that's
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probably about the end of the set. I don't really
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like pasta sala Hey. Hey, cold pasta is not cool. Uh.
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So I've introduced you to this woman in my life
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who is uh just made remarkable changes in me to
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make me a better man. Yeah, we are in love. Sure,
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I will declare that openly.
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Mm hmmm. I often gaze into her eyes and I
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see eternity. Wow, yeah, the eternity. I see eternity. Okay, yeah,
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you see forever. Yeah.
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Who but she makes a really good pasta salady my
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wife Amanda.
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Oh yeah it's Amanda.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, she's super nice. Yep, right on. Yeah, it's just
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not my thing. I want it, I want it hot,
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I want it wit.
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Eric, I too have confronted the void. Yeah, and it
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confronts back. Brother, It's terrifying. Uh I can get down
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on a good.
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Pasta pasta salad. Aint nothing wrong with it.
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My mom's made a simple and wonderful pasta salad like
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my whole life that I enjoy and my son Fred
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absolutely loves it.
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Red shout outshouts Paula, Well, yeah, I was getting there, mom.
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I'm just looking for the I love you so much
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and you're a wonderful woman. Button. I fucking can't find it.
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Shot out that's gold.
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Hell yeah, mom ah. And then I like, uh, I
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like some more elaborate ones too, first and foremost, get
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you yourself. Some like tricolor rotiny, Oh yeah, hit it
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with a try color.
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So you got your.
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And your grin and your.
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Orange pastas right, all right, okay, and just.
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Dress it up from there. It's neat when you get
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a hold of one and you're like, oh ship, there's pepperoni.
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Yeah, pepperoni.
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What the pardon my French frick is this?
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It would if you would have said it right. But
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that was really funny and the facial expression was great.
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Thanks. Yep, all right, I've been printing you continue. Brad
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gives a really good face for sure.
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Yeah. So one of the best things about me is
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the face that I give. And then when it comes
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to non tradition salads, it's uh, I can pretty well.
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I would flip one and two with nich list like,
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put ambrosia first. Okay, I'm a sweet sky like some sweets,
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and Ambrosia's just, oh my god, AMBROSI that's what like dreams. Uh,
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Ambrosia tastes how nice dreams feel? So wow, that was great?
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And then number they're good chicken salad. I love chickens,
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love a good dream, love a good ambrosia, love a
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good chicken salad. Do you guys like when there's grapes
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for a relish some sort of sweet element in your yes?
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Ts yeah, oh yeah, chicken salad, chicken salad that so yeah,
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not grapes, not grapes for me?
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Are you a relish?
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I will yeah, I'll take some relish chunks up in here.
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I will enjoy that.
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Have you ever had it with like quartered grapes?
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Yes? Okay, yes? Not my thing?
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Is that fair?
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Real quick? O? Hi guys?
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All right, uh, I'm gonna do on the spot here
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my top five non traditional salads t f O T.
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T T to T five nts.
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Oh yeah, there's no one there.
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Uh.
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Number five traditional salads has an O in there. Okay,
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well on the spot, on the spot, I wasn't get
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program brother. Number five, you get with the fucking program.
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You get with the pro the program.
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Fucking get with it.
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Number five, Number five, guys, I'm gonna go with the
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bedata salad.
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Bedate salad, deviled egg or just mustardy styles.
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Uh. To me, an egg salad and a bedate salad
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are two different things.
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No, deviled eggs style potatoes.
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I'm like a mustard style bedata salad kind of guy.
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But uh, here's the thing. Number four, good egg salad.
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Those are two different things.
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Great, yeah, great, great yeah yeah.
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Number three, Number three, I'm gonna go with a just
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a traditional fruit salad. Yeah, like an ambrose, Yeah, like
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an ambros. Sure yeah, ambrose.
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Yo, give me that. Number two. Number two, I'm gonna
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go with the taco salad. Yeah, with the taco bowl. Yeah,
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oh yeah, the tortilla bowl that you eat.
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Dude, there's a specially made frying rig to create that
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bowl tortilla in the restaurants.
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Here's the trick turn that son of a bitch upside down. Oh,
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and crunch up, eat from the bottom, crunch up the bowl. Yeah,
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start eating the bottom. Yeah, delicious, delicious, that's it. I
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like that. That's how you do it? Is that? Do
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they do that?
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And an actual Mexico with taco salads? Or is that
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because it seems like.
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Do they even do taco salads in Mexico?
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A very American thing to do is like, well, we
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could also eat the bulls. Yeah, what if we could
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not just eat the food inside? We could also eat
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the thing that is holding the food. It's America, you know,
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we want to eat all this stuff. You have sugar straws.
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Brad storg oh great, right in the middle of the top.
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And this we're in the top.
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Because I can just make the point fair.
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Bread bread bread.
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So uh. In Mexico, they do not eat the bowl
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for a taco salad.
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That's not a thing.
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Taco salads are entirely American. But they do have tostadas,
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which is the flat corn tortilla all cooked up with
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the various atram on top of it. That so they
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do eat the plates, okay, but not the bowls. And
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that's our brand science.
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All right. Well, let's get back to this. Well, yeah,
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you guys, the best non traditional salad I've ever had
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has got like snickers and apples in it. You guys
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had that, Oh, like a candied salad. It's so good.
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They got it at Grandma's sometimes sometimes people at Grandma's
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be making it. There's just you wouldn't know. It's over
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there with all the other salads with mayonnaise. But what
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it really is.
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Is like caramel apples.
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It's like a caramel apples. Yeah, and there's chunks of Snickers.
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So yeah, yeah, I want this.
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They call it a salad like that's the kind of
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diet I'm trying to go on, right, Yeah, yeah American sound.
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Yeah, snickers salad. It's so good, dude, I want I
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want some snickers. Sh uh but great? Top five? Yeah,
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thank you.
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Go to the local pub and grill and you're like, yeah,
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I'd also like a side salad with that. Could you
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hold the lettuce, hold the bacon bits, hold the crews on,
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hold the egg, hold the ranch, and substitute in apples,
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caramel and Snickers bits.
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Yeah, and then some whipped cream instead of mayonnaise and
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stir it all up.
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Please, salad. Thank you.
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Also, I'll have a chocolate milk and they're like these
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motherfuckers in their chocolate because they got to.
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Make the chocolate. Yeah. Oh yeah, servers hate chocolate milk.
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Oh yeah. Okay, So I'm at a fork in the road. Yeah,
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because you just segued into something else that I wasn't
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going to seg.
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Yeah, I'm not, and I'm not trying to force it either.
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That's just a teaser.
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Bro Uh, blubble bubble, don't worry ship, I'm just tweaking you, blub.
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But I'm let's do it. You can't bring up chocolate milk.
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I can't segue into chocolate milk any better than you
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bringing up chocolate milk and drinking a huge jug of
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it right now.
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This gigantic jug of chocolate milk.
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The size of that tricks you into thinking it's a
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single serving beverage, but I assure you it is not.
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No, it's a vat. Yeah, it's a family size. Yeah,
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it's economy side. I went and worked the other day, okay, Ah,
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that sucks, man.
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And then after work, I was like, man, I'd like
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something cold and thick and refreshing to drink. The sweet
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and delicious so on my way home, I stopped at
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the local Midwestern gas station and got one of these.
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For our viewing audience, watch the camera.
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Do you have to have help carrying it out to the.
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Car because it's so big? So yeah, it ain't the
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only big thing I needed help carrying out to the car.
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My belly because of all this chocolate milk.
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Oh Okay, to be funny, if the guy at Casey's
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was just walking in front of you.
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It's like car, It's like holding a bride's veil up
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there in front of me, and it's my fleshy belly.
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So so I get this and I leave, and I
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get to the next I pull out of the parking lot.
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I'm at the next stoplight, and I'm sitting there and
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I take a nice fat shwill off this hungoid jug
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of chocolate milk for our listening. For our listening audience,
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this is mongoloidly huge. So uh, I get to that stoplight,
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I take a big old shwell and put the cat
493
00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:40.119
back on, and I sat down and I look over
494
00:27:40.119 --> 00:27:42.680
to my left. There's a gentleman it's a turn lane
495
00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:48.880
looking at me. Okay, this guy looks fucking big, work tough, guy.
496
00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:50.880
Okay, yeah, he looks at me.
497
00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:57.000
He slowly nods his head, gives me the the rock
498
00:27:57.119 --> 00:28:01.559
horns that we talked about on last SEP. And I'm like,
499
00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:05.039
you know what, Brad, I'm not gonna let these motherfuckers
500
00:28:05.079 --> 00:28:09.920
shame me ever again for drinking such a comically large
501
00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:16.359
drunk of chocolate milk. You're absolutely because working motherfuckers like
502
00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:20.079
this dude, all right, this guy who would fight for me,
503
00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.640
I bet, and after he saw me drinking that chocolate milk,
504
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:25.079
he said, that's my new best friend.
505
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:28.160
He saw that, and he was like, hell yea, he said, I.
506
00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:30.519
Would die for that dude and his chunk of milk.
507
00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:33.519
You know, they they approved brother so much so that
508
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:39.400
they're willing to praise the devil in my chocolate milk
509
00:28:39.559 --> 00:28:43.319
drinking's honor. So I guess really my point is like, hey,
510
00:28:43.359 --> 00:28:47.039
fuck you guys. And then that dude's cool and chocolate
511
00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:51.279
milk's great. He was like, fucking that he's drinking chocolate milk.
512
00:28:51.799 --> 00:28:52.640
Devil would love that.
513
00:28:54.000 --> 00:28:55.440
That's a pretty cool thing. I just thought it was
514
00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:56.160
a neat experience.
515
00:28:56.200 --> 00:28:59.160
Me and that guy became brother in traffic all of
516
00:28:59.200 --> 00:28:59.880
a sudden.
517
00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:00.839
Not even just friends. Dude.
518
00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:03.200
Yeah, brothers, I like to think that you inspired him
519
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:04.960
to get his own delicious batch.
520
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:05.400
Yeah.
521
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:07.400
He love enormous chocolate milk.
522
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:09.519
Probably just whipped a yuie right there.
523
00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:12.480
Mm hmm. It's like the local cases. This will probably
524
00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:12.960
have those.
525
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:17.200
It's kind of fun catching people like, you know, doing
526
00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:19.880
stuff kind of unknowingly like that. You know that dude
527
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:23.839
looked over and you're just a dude crushing ah, I
528
00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:28.920
mean super sided, like a sixty four ounce Yeah, big
529
00:29:28.920 --> 00:29:33.759
slam and no ridicule, just pure respect.
530
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:34.319
Yeah.
531
00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:36.759
Right, that guy gave you a you and mere rock
532
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:40.000
and roll brother. You know that's what he saw you,
533
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.559
Just like this guy's kind of got some long hair. Yeah,
534
00:29:42.599 --> 00:29:45.319
it's like he's a working man and he's slugging chocolate milk.
535
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.039
Guess what we're gonna do. We're gonna rock on hell. Yeah,
536
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.559
he realized that you seem like a cool dude then
537
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:51.960
in there.
538
00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:53.119
That's great, man.
539
00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:55.160
Like when I see people in their car and they're
540
00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:57.759
just vibing out to a song, just getting it.
541
00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:00.880
Oh yeah, I respect him, get it. Good for you
542
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:02.480
that you're in a moment right now. Good for you.
543
00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:07.200
When I see somebody picking their nose I'm like, oops, windows,
544
00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:08.480
you have windows?
545
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:13.400
Yeah, people get you know. Yeah, I drive by, I
546
00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:16.079
see someone yawning, zero respect for them. Oh yeah, don't
547
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:17.880
you wake up? Cover that up?
548
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:19.000
Yeah, wake up?
549
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:21.839
Why don't you.
550
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:25.240
Tint those windows for you? Pick your nose?
551
00:30:25.359 --> 00:30:31.000
Oh bars, I was at I was at a grocery
552
00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:56.559
store the other day. I mean, we can we're here shop.
553
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:07.119
So speaking of catching somebody unknowingly doing something, this was
554
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:10.680
kind of going the opposite direction. So I'm doing my
555
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:13.039
normal shoppings right, oh hell yeah.
556
00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:15.920
And I'm I'm.
557
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:20.119
Walking down the aisle, coming down the aisle, and there's
558
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:26.920
a guy walking at me, and he's probably in his fifties, stupid,
559
00:31:27.039 --> 00:31:31.119
and I see him. He's just gazing like down, He's
560
00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:34.599
not paying attention to oncoming traffic at all, gazing down.
561
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:39.400
And so I see this guy. I look over and
562
00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:40.279
there is a.
563
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:44.720
There's a young lady, perhaps twenty years old, and like
564
00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:47.960
some yoga pants okay, And I see he is locked in.
565
00:31:48.559 --> 00:31:50.720
On these pants hard.
566
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:54.680
And I catch him and he then looks up and
567
00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:56.839
sees me staring right in his eyes. And I gave
568
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.839
him a look of like gotcha, you're dirty, dirty, old man,
569
00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:04.640
and he looked so ashamed and embarrassed and just kind
570
00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:10.960
of walk by it. Yep, you're icky, yeah, yeah, yeah,
571
00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:12.160
you're part of the problem, sir.
572
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:17.039
Yep, yep. So anyhow, don't give those guys smartphones. Hah Uh.
573
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:21.079
The story was shorter than the song, that's fine, but
574
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:22.559
it was fine. That's fine.
575
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:22.960
Uh.
576
00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:26.200
Do give that guy a smartphone and tell him he
577
00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:28.119
can do that in the privacy of his own home.
578
00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:30.079
Oh okay, you know what I mean?
579
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:33.599
You know what, Yeah, I can I throw respect at
580
00:32:33.640 --> 00:32:35.279
you real quick. I would love it. I'll catch it.
581
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:40.119
Way to not ignore humanity certainly and offer a solution.
582
00:32:40.359 --> 00:32:42.279
For a solution, you don't have to be at the
583
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:45.319
grocery store creeping these young women out. You can sit
584
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:47.240
there and be a creep and look at young women
585
00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:47.920
on your phone.
586
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:50.400
They show it. They show it, they show it on there.
587
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:56.119
Sometimes they're showing it right away. There isn't even a
588
00:32:56.160 --> 00:33:01.079
story being told. No, it's not even Star Wars anymore, dude,
589
00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:03.880
It's just you hit play and they're just showing it.
590
00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:09.359
You can just google big Booba and fucking images and
591
00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:13.039
then hey, BNT's everywhere, dude.
592
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:18.000
You can put in test big boot and it'll show
593
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:22.079
you big boobs instead, and you can do that at
594
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:25.119
your house. You don't have to be a creep in public. Boom.
595
00:33:25.160 --> 00:33:26.559
I just fucking save the world.
596
00:33:26.680 --> 00:33:31.480
You saved the world. Everybody's saving it, and that dude,
597
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:35.759
uh is kramed, which is what you would want.
598
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:38.240
I guess dude's fully creamed out and he's he's good
599
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:39.079
to go. All right.
600
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:43.920
See what I said was right nuanced.
601
00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:47.519
Uh huh, thinly veiled and cute. Yeah, and then I
602
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:52.319
said creamed out. Speaking of cute, Okay, you.
603
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:54.559
Guys want to hear something I've been thinking about lately.
604
00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:58.519
M hmm, probably not rtical.
605
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:03.519
Yeah yeah, I was expecting it, yes, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, what.
606
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:08.159
God dang it. Human beings are so cute. You want
607
00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:12.280
to know why? Because there's a big train that just
608
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:18.199
rolled into town and dude, everybody was stoked on this thing.
609
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:23.480
Oh yeah yeah. And I feel like years ago, I
610
00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:26.519
would be like, let's flocking, stupid dude. Yeah, but instead,
611
00:34:26.840 --> 00:34:31.000
because I'm forty and I'm sentimental and the right commercial
612
00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:32.719
can make me tear up if you catch me on
613
00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:36.320
the right day. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm like, oh man,
614
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.239
good for them, it's a train. It's a big train.
615
00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:42.920
It's a really big train, and it's like going on tour.
616
00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:49.559
It's the great train, and people are like, fuck, yes,
617
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:52.360
I am there. I need to see this train. It's
618
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:56.440
a once in a lifetime train spotting. Yeah, and then
619
00:34:56.480 --> 00:35:02.440
that got me thinking, dude, people get straight up sexually
620
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:05.719
aroused by the Blue Angels. The Blue Angels are in town,
621
00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:14.119
the people come see. I'm not sure I want to
622
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:16.639
know what you were thinking about. I was thinking about
623
00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:20.920
the fact that when the Blue Angels fly by, everybody
624
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:22.599
stays in their seats for a few minutes before they
625
00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:26.159
go back home. Yeah, because they gotta keep that thing. Yeah,
626
00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:29.920
they're waiting. They're waiting a minute. They want to have
627
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:31.400
sex with the Blue Angel.
628
00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:32.920
Nick, You're right, And.
629
00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:33.719
It's so cute.
630
00:35:33.880 --> 00:35:36.760
They fly over and people have to stay seated because
631
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.199
they're either waiting for their pants to loosen or their
632
00:35:39.239 --> 00:35:43.239
seats to dry, exactly because the Blue Angels are the
633
00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:44.880
fucking coolest thing.
634
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:48.360
See how cute this is? Like? Ever listen, listen, brat,
635
00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:50.079
tell us why it's gonna be adorable?
636
00:35:52.280 --> 00:35:54.519
Oh I don't know why it's gonna be No, no, no,
637
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:57.440
tell us, why the Blue Angels are so fucking cool,
638
00:35:57.679 --> 00:36:00.719
and your reasoning for that is going to be fay
639
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:04.039
that question I did, Well, you know, tell us why
640
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:05.000
it's going to be adorable?
641
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:09.639
You said, tell us why space Comma, there was not
642
00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:12.079
any gay right, it fucked me. It's it's fucked me.
643
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:13.480
You guys are it's fuck me.
644
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:15.280
I wish he would have at least said comma. But
645
00:36:15.320 --> 00:36:16.400
we can move on from that.
646
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:19.639
Uh, why are the Blue Angels so?
647
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:22.159
Angels are so awesome? Because when I was a kid
648
00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:24.079
brother we would go out to what they call the
649
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:28.679
airon David with the and theyde fly around cool planes
650
00:36:28.719 --> 00:36:30.119
and you get to see cool ship and then all
651
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:32.679
of a sudden it'd be like, here's the Blue Angels.
652
00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:35.559
Uh huh, and just the most jet.
653
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:39.639
Flyingest motherfuckers in the world are like, let's get these
654
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:43.239
things out there, ripping inches from each other and doing
655
00:36:43.320 --> 00:36:44.119
cool ship? Right?
656
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:48.880
You how happy he is? Cute as I've got.
657
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:51.480
To see that several times throughout my life, and I'm
658
00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:52.360
a huge fan of.
659
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:54.280
The Blue Angels. You want to know why it was
660
00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:57.199
a stab. I know why it was because three years.
661
00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:59.440
Old it was establish. I would love to finish. I
662
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:01.400
would love to finish. You asked me to do this,
663
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:02.880
and you're not letting me be adorable.
664
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:06.280
Now it's getting less cute. Kind of a dick. Good
665
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:10.039
keep going like, I just finish, No, you go.
666
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:12.880
When I The commercial that I catch that will make
667
00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:16.880
me tear up is the old Zantag seventy five commercials
668
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:18.360
with Brian Denahey.
669
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:21.159
Oh yeah, I miss that guy, I missed that, and
670
00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:24.039
then go right ahead. Uh yeah. If you want to
671
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:25.840
know why it makes you so happy.
672
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:28.239
Because I don't have heartburn anymore because it'sok Xantex.
673
00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:32.719
It's because you're cute. Dude, You're a human being that's
674
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:35.280
like this aw awesome.
675
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:41.760
Yeah, they fly over. I have a huge direction.
676
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:46.960
Yeah, they fly over. You go and you go with
677
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:48.679
everybody else in unison.
678
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:50.880
And you do the same thing and then you go, Brad,
679
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:54.320
you're cute. Yeah, dude, like, thanks man, that's great.
680
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:55.199
We saw the train.
681
00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:57.440
It was cool? Did you I went and saw it
682
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:00.400
was cool. That's very big, super cute. Yeah, yeah, the
683
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:02.239
biggest one. Were you guys so excited?
684
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:04.519
We were like this is pretty cool. Fucking a door.
685
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:05.559
I was like, am I a train guy?
686
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:05.719
Now?
687
00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:09.400
Are you? Yeah? I don't know. I really like birds.
688
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:11.920
It turns out, I think that's pretty cute, pretty cute.
689
00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:14.360
You got the lego thing, you got the trouble thing.
690
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:18.000
It's like you're walking You're we're all walking around a
691
00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:19.280
little undiagnosed, you know.
692
00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:22.159
Oh oh yeah, I got stuff going on with.
693
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:24.679
The trains and the legos, and I'm like, I'm like,
694
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:28.119
I'll probably play some farm simulatory.
695
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:31.519
Yep, we all got a little it's sucking cute.
696
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:34.519
So when we were at the grocery store shout outs,
697
00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:40.920
but we didn't get was lettuce right? God, yeah, you'll
698
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:43.960
die because that gives you the diarrhea these days.
699
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.079
Yeah, you ship yourself to death. It's got the parasites
700
00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:48.559
that make you do the poop.
701
00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:50.840
Yeah.
702
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:54.719
What I've noticed is I don't know if it's just
703
00:38:55.559 --> 00:39:01.559
my own personal TikTok algo, but it's like people were like, hey, man,
704
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:04.320
I could stand, I could stand to do some poop.
705
00:39:04.360 --> 00:39:08.239
And I think a couple we're so constipated as Americans
706
00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:09.639
the crap.
707
00:39:09.440 --> 00:39:10.039
That we eat.
708
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:13.079
People are like not even that upset by this. They're like,
709
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.000
wait a minute, So it's lettuce, right, So it's lettuce,
710
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:17.039
Like what brand?
711
00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:20.559
Yeah? Which one? And where is it pre packaged, and
712
00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:24.159
then I'm just gonna poop then if I okay, all right? Yeah,
713
00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:29.679
also cilantro and certain FRUITSVET sounds terrible. Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
714
00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:30.079
and then.
715
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:32.400
I just shipped myself for like the next couple of months.
716
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:38.639
Yeah great, sign me up cuz yeah yeah yeah. Anyhow,
717
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:41.360
careful out there. Fucking there's poop lettuce.
718
00:39:41.320 --> 00:39:45.239
There is. It's the it's the cheap holistic uh uh
719
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:49.280
ozambic dang it. Oh yeah, there you go. Took me
720
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:52.280
too long to get there, and it wasn't funny. Yeah,
721
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:55.360
fucking sucked, dude, that's what everybody's thinking.
722
00:39:55.519 --> 00:40:00.159
Yeah, no, salad, salad stocks through the roof, dude, just
723
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:01.880
to teach you a couple of lease, and you shit
724
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:04.840
so much ass that your cheeks start like pruning.
725
00:40:06.239 --> 00:40:11.119
So, speaking of funny, deflate and salad.
726
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:14.480
Poop is stored in the ass cheeks as the joke.
727
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:23.519
I was thinking the other day about funny lines in
728
00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:26.840
movies that I think are really fun because we know
729
00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:29.280
there are all these comedies that are super quotable, and
730
00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:31.519
it's like lines that everybody knows. You know, I'm in
731
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:35.079
a grass case of emotion, you know that kind of stuff.
732
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:38.639
Everybody drum set. Yeah, yeah, yeahm hm.
733
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:42.559
But there's some really funny lines at least that I
734
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:46.599
think in movies that just don't get the credit they deserve.
735
00:40:47.239 --> 00:40:49.280
And I have a few examples, and I want to
736
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:51.000
see if you guys have maybe thought about this a
737
00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:54.320
little bit too. Yeah, I have, and I'm curious if
738
00:40:54.360 --> 00:40:56.679
you have the same examples that I.
739
00:40:56.679 --> 00:40:59.440
I mean, they're super obscure, but they're super funny, at
740
00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.840
least to me. And one of them involves salad.
741
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:04.880
And it's from Jay and Silent Bob strike back when
742
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:07.480
Silent Bob is like doing a thing where he's not
743
00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:10.800
talking and trying to like, oh yeah, communicate, and.
744
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:13.199
Jay goes, you got to take a ship. You got
745
00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:13.880
to take a salad.
746
00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:20.119
Tyler Bob Litza like what, you gotta take a salad.
747
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:23.760
It's just such a funny line, and nobody ever quotes that.
748
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:25.400
To take a ship you gotta take it, take a
749
00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:30.280
salad is awesome. Okay, I got more, but you go, yeah,
750
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:31.760
you want to know you want to go off and
751
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:33.880
off and on with me? Yeah we can. Yeah, and
752
00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:37.599
Brad can play check it out, Larry, I missed one shot.
753
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:39.360
It was a big shot.
754
00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:45.719
Meet the parentste Yeah, Brad, I don't know. I don't
755
00:41:45.760 --> 00:41:48.519
have one. You don't have one, Okay, I've got one
756
00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:51.440
that is so obscure. Don't tell me what it's from.
757
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:54.920
See if I can get it, I'll probably go Okay, yeah,
758
00:41:55.039 --> 00:42:03.639
it's my pop spear gat as Most Wanted Malay has
759
00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:06.440
some great lines and people don't even know about.
760
00:42:06.519 --> 00:42:09.760
People kind of ship on that movie. Realistically, people respect
761
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:13.440
that movie. Yo, Traffic Traffic trying to find My Chapstick.
762
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:18.960
There's a format like, but it's this chick that's in
763
00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:21.320
and she shows up.
764
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:23.199
They all have like weapons, they're about to go to
765
00:42:23.239 --> 00:42:25.400
some kind of battle and shows up with a giant
766
00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:30.519
spear guy. Yeah, like what is that? And she goes,
767
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:36.440
it's my pop spear Gag. You should see it, Brad,
768
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:38.559
It's a movie. Fuck.
769
00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:41.519
I got another one from me for the Appearents. Okay, yeah,
770
00:42:41.679 --> 00:42:45.119
this one isn't it obscure? The h do you think
771
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:46.679
you can do? You think you can do it?
772
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:48.400
Great? Yeah, I'd have to be pretty high up there,
773
00:42:48.400 --> 00:42:49.960
but I think I could. I bet you would.
774
00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:53.159
Panama A Red Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah, PanAm
775
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:55.000
A Red, PanAm All Red.
776
00:42:55.280 --> 00:42:57.280
Yeah, that'd be cool if you had Do you have
777
00:42:57.320 --> 00:42:57.760
any bread?
778
00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:05.880
Just there's there in when in Titanic when Kate Winslet
779
00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:07.760
was like drawing me like one of your French girls,
780
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:09.920
and then her bush is out.
781
00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:12.159
Huh.
782
00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:15.159
Yeah, Well, I don't know if I get the concept.
783
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:17.400
I have to have a little workshop. I don't know
784
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:19.320
if I get the keep swinging, tell you what. We'll
785
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:22.559
circle back next week. We'll circle back, keep swinging.
786
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:26.760
In the movie Hot Rod, oh fuck, that movie is
787
00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:27.159
so good.
788
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:32.199
A right, Will Arnett is one of the funniest characters
789
00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:34.960
ever in that movie, and a term that I still
790
00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:39.760
use to this day is dongbags. And it's because when
791
00:43:39.800 --> 00:43:42.800
his girlfriend's going into the stories like, hey, babe, grab
792
00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:51.679
some dogbags so we can knock boots later. One of
793
00:43:51.719 --> 00:43:53.280
the funniest lights ever.
794
00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:55.800
Dude, Will Arnette.
795
00:43:55.320 --> 00:44:00.960
I've never called a condom anything but a dong bags.
796
00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:04.199
Sense they are forever dongbags. Ye, yeah, great name.
797
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:06.760
I can't say that I've ever really said knocking boots,
798
00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:08.840
but maybe it's time to say that. Yeah, right, it's
799
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:10.119
time to say knocking boots.
800
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:12.480
Brad got I.
801
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:15.480
Think I got it. Yeah, So there was there's that,
802
00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:21.960
there's that scene in that movie Basic Instinct, where uh,
803
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:26.079
I believe it, Sharon Stone uncrosses and recrosses their legs
804
00:44:26.079 --> 00:44:27.440
and you get to just kind of see it for
805
00:44:27.480 --> 00:44:27.960
a second.
806
00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:30.360
Brad, I don't I don't know if you're I don't
807
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:32.679
know if yeah, but I don't know if you're getting it?
808
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:35.199
Is it? I respected hold on? I just I see
809
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:38.079
you trying, and I appreciate your attempt and your effort,
810
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:41.000
and you're going all in and that's great. Yeah, And
811
00:44:41.079 --> 00:44:42.679
that's what we want, that's what we need, that's what
812
00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:43.719
we appreciate about you.
813
00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:45.800
So there was this movie show Girls.
814
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:53.360
Hmm, okay, all right, and I don't think we have
815
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:54.320
anymore what's.
816
00:44:56.039 --> 00:44:57.639
Uh back to the future.
817
00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:03.880
Have you guys ever watched A Million Ways to Die
818
00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:07.360
in the West. It's seth McFarland's western movie. No, it
819
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:10.920
is so fucking funny. It is so good. Me and
820
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:13.039
Breathny watched it yesterday. By the way, Breathny shout outs,
821
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:13.679
where is it?
822
00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:16.400
Where is it? Where is it? You're bid?
823
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:21.880
Therefore, I will unveil zero lines. I want you guys
824
00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:23.440
to watch that movie. It's so fucking funny.
825
00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:27.519
Okay, yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well done. Yeah, Okay, I.
826
00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:32.840
Like a lot of these, you know, the movies where
827
00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:35.280
it's like some throwbacks. We're talking about some movies that
828
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:38.039
happened a while ago. And there was also some good
829
00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:39.800
TV shows back in the day too.
830
00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:42.559
Certainly, sure, I think I got one for real this time.
831
00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:43.960
Okay, there was uh.
832
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:50.280
Great the comedy with Eddie Murphy and dan Aykroyd Trading places, ye,
833
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:54.800
not space spaces was the show? Yep, okay, trading places
834
00:45:54.920 --> 00:45:59.039
right places? Uh, Eddie Murphy walks upstairs into a bedroom
835
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.920
and like lady sits up, she's got her tits all right,
836
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:05.159
I'm done. What's the tits all right? Uh? The entire
837
00:46:05.360 --> 00:46:09.840
this one's real. The entire movie Twister is quotable from
838
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:13.599
start to finish, and they're all hidden gems, very and
839
00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:17.679
it's a lot of Philip Seymour Hoffman just saying really
840
00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:21.039
funny ship that's really funny in context? What is he?
841
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.519
Is it? Rusty as dusty? Dusty? There you go, Dusty, Yeah,
842
00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:27.320
what's the wonder baby? You know?
843
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:28.960
And then there's tornadoes happen.
844
00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:33.119
We're going green baby, Another cow.
845
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:36.039
Cow, you know what I mean?
846
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:42.280
Meg Slayer road cows, Fucking Bill Paxton R I P
847
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:50.039
fucking If you guys haven't seen Twister, you should check
848
00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:50.320
it out.
849
00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:56.280
What that's what you did? If you guys haven't seen Twister?
850
00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:59.639
I thought I just said, no, you gagged on one roll.
851
00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:04.760
How about Old School A great movie?
852
00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:07.760
Yeah, when Owen Wilson's brother is all drunk given the
853
00:47:07.760 --> 00:47:12.360
best man speech and he's like, it's like two naked
854
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:14.360
people jump out of your closet like some sort of
855
00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:15.719
goddamn magic show.
856
00:47:15.800 --> 00:47:18.639
Blindfolded, like some kind of goddamn magic show.
857
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.599
I think what I think, just trying to say here,
858
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:26.639
love is blind. I'm a I'm a married man, Mitch.
859
00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:27.719
Do I seem like a happy guy?
860
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:28.320
Yeah?
861
00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:35.000
Yeah, yeah. But the Keatons, I assume you're talking about
862
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:35.320
Alex P.
863
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:38.920
Keaton. No, I assume you're talking about Michael and Diane.
864
00:47:39.559 --> 00:47:42.199
Michael Keaton and Diane Keaton.
865
00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:47.920
All right, Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties? No? Okay, Uh?
866
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:51.280
Did you guys know that they are related to Buster
867
00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:54.039
Keaton of Old World Hollywood fame?
868
00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:56.519
Really? Like for real?
869
00:47:57.360 --> 00:47:59.559
No, not for real? They just stole the last name.
870
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:02.679
They both had stage names. I saw a meme the
871
00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:04.360
other day. I'm calling it to mime. It was just
872
00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:06.880
here's a little fucking picture info block on Facebook that
873
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:10.960
was like boo or somebody commented something. They're like, they touch,
874
00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:13.679
they say, it's crazy that, uh.
875
00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:20.280
He goes, somebody comes, it's unnecessary. It's crazy that Michael.
876
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:23.840
It's crazy that Michael Keaton and Diane Keaton are related
877
00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:25.920
to bust Or Keaton. I'm like, that is crazy. I
878
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:29.119
never put that together. And then maybe twenty minutes later,
879
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:32.039
I was like, hold on, right, I might just be
880
00:48:32.119 --> 00:48:35.280
getting bamboozled by trusting strangers.
881
00:48:34.719 --> 00:48:36.639
On the Internet. I think I'm getting interneted right now.
882
00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:39.079
So I looked it up and it turns out they
883
00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:41.480
are not related in any way to bust Or Keaton
884
00:48:42.280 --> 00:48:42.920
or each other.
885
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:43.519
I don't think.
886
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.599
So, Okay, they aren't because Keaton is not their name.
887
00:48:47.159 --> 00:48:47.840
That's insane.
888
00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:52.039
They'll just have regular names outside of that. Dude, what is.
889
00:48:52.159 --> 00:48:54.880
Doesn't Michael Keaton have a funny real name, like it's
890
00:48:54.960 --> 00:49:01.159
somebody else's name or something. Uh look right now, it
891
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:04.440
might well wait one of what is Michael Keaton's real name? Yeah,
892
00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:05.079
we're gonna wait.
893
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:08.320
British his name is Michael Douglas.
894
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:11.480
Oh yeah, he should have just gone with that he
895
00:49:11.519 --> 00:49:14.920
should have. Right, he should have. I mean, Michael B.
896
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:18.559
Jordan was like, right, I'm just gonna be Michael Jordan's
897
00:49:18.599 --> 00:49:20.800
I'll still be Michael j He should have just been
898
00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:22.639
Michael Jordan. That would have been awesome.
899
00:49:22.679 --> 00:49:26.119
Lose the bee, just be Michael Jordan. Mj Yeah, Yeah,
900
00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:27.639
it'd been awesome, easily my favorite.
901
00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:29.840
He does be Jordan?
902
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:32.960
So he does? He is? He really do?
903
00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:39.719
Hey, Hey, Mike are you are you Jordans today? You are?
904
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:47.000
Okay? Yeah? Michael B. Jordan is Michael Keaton the best Batman? Ah?
905
00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:49.360
A lot of people say that, I know, and it's
906
00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:52.639
weird because he's not like a He's not like a
907
00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:55.679
you know, like a buff dude. You know, it's just
908
00:49:55.760 --> 00:49:57.880
like a regular dude, just.
909
00:49:57.840 --> 00:49:58.719
A ruggler dude.
910
00:49:58.760 --> 00:50:02.039
You get a really dope intensity, you know what I mean?
911
00:50:02.280 --> 00:50:04.119
I think isn't that part of the thing though? Like
912
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:10.039
Batman isn't necessarily supposed to be an absolute physical specimen.
913
00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:14.719
It's not like we said doing he was, don't get
914
00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:20.880
me wrong, Can I finish? The point was never look
915
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:28.079
at how absolutely ungodly strong this dude is. Sure, Uh,
916
00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:32.159
it's like he's a fan. He's a smart billionaire technology
917
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:36.800
guy with gas right, and like he's inspector Gadget with
918
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:40.800
bat theme. He's bat skinned inspector gadget right. So ah,
919
00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:44.559
so yeah, Michael Keaton.
920
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:48.000
But there was that part of the movie where he's
921
00:50:48.039 --> 00:50:53.440
got the you know, the cracked out looking just street
922
00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:57.679
urchin up like this over the edge of then he
923
00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:00.199
just lifts him up off the ground, right, Want you
924
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:01.639
to tell your friends about me like that?
925
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:02.119
Yeah?
926
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:06.239
Yeah, And it's like that was the suit, like he's
927
00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:07.239
got a strong suit.
928
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:07.880
Got a strong suit.
929
00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:09.280
It's one of his strong suits.
930
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:14.840
Uh what hey, hey now we're cooking. Yeah, y'all, y'allwel
931
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:18.480
oh man, this is how you have to answer the
932
00:51:18.599 --> 00:51:24.280
question though, is it? Is it a good Are you
933
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:26.360
good at being Bruce Wayne and Batman?
934
00:51:26.960 --> 00:51:31.519
Yeah? You know what I mean because like, okay, okay,
935
00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:35.639
potential hot take Val Kilmer. One of my favorite Batman
936
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:38.599
nowhere near my favorite Bruce.
937
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:39.880
Wayne was Michael Caine.
938
00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:43.639
His Albert No. That was a difference in Alfred, by
939
00:51:43.639 --> 00:51:44.320
the way, was.
940
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:50.920
That his Alton Gordon with I think I do you
941
00:51:50.960 --> 00:51:52.719
want to give us your top five Batman.
942
00:52:03.800 --> 00:52:09.280
Number five? Adam West. Wow, Adam West cracks the list well,
943
00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:16.760
George Clooney doesn't it makes sense. Number four Val Kilmer okay, okay, mmmmm,
944
00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:22.159
oh ship okay. Number number five, Val Kilmer, number four,
945
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:27.039
Adams number four, Ben Affleck bat Fleck, number.
946
00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:32.920
Three, Colooney, Clooney's back on the list.
947
00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:38.480
Number number three, Keaton, number two. Pattinson, Yeah, he was
948
00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:39.679
a good one. Pattinson was good.
949
00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:40.119
I liked it.
950
00:52:40.199 --> 00:52:41.679
Number Brooding, number one.
951
00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:46.840
Bail bail, No, Chris, what No, Chris O'Donnell.
952
00:52:47.599 --> 00:52:56.079
That was Robins. I miss Chris. He's doing He's doing
953
00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:56.559
all right.
954
00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:59.119
Oh Donnie, That's what i'd call him back in the
955
00:52:59.199 --> 00:53:02.159
day when we go eat sandwiches Chris o'donni at the
956
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:02.960
local tesco.
957
00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:05.639
I wonder if he had a stage name. I wonder
958
00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:08.599
if his real name was Jim Well. It's so funny.
959
00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:11.840
It was another It's a real quick I know, I
960
00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:14.199
know he's trying to segue to jimmithy, but it's another
961
00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:15.559
one of those funny things like how.
962
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:21.360
Is such a roadblock Michael bad At seges your own topics, dude,
963
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:22.639
it's fucking bizarre.
964
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:25.519
Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas. So he got
965
00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:29.920
a stage name, Chris O'Donnell's is his stage name because
966
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:31.480
his real name is Rosy Odell.
967
00:53:33.239 --> 00:53:36.280
Okay, man's good, So that's good.
968
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:46.079
Speaking of Jimmithy's, the Internet's newest best friend is a
969
00:53:46.440 --> 00:53:51.920
malformed raccoon named Jimmify, and the world, including myself, is
970
00:53:51.960 --> 00:53:52.840
in love with him.
971
00:53:53.239 --> 00:53:55.559
Do you know about Jimmothy Petgan? I have no idea,
972
00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:56.079
don't know.
973
00:53:56.000 --> 00:53:58.760
About no Jimmify. Everybody out there in the world. If
974
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:01.639
he didn't know about Jimmithy before, you know about him now?
975
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:03.760
And uh we all love him.
976
00:54:04.519 --> 00:54:04.960
What's he do?
977
00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:14.079
He looks crazy because he has spine syndrome. Uh so
978
00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:17.440
he looks away and it's adorable. It's like, I'll look
979
00:54:17.440 --> 00:54:18.159
at this thing.
980
00:54:18.639 --> 00:54:21.719
All right, I'm just waiting for Okay, he's.
981
00:54:21.559 --> 00:54:26.079
A he's a little guy's Jimothy take a football with
982
00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:27.280
legs and he's so cute.
983
00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:32.519
Fucking princes around. I saw Brad this morning. Bethany showed
984
00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:35.119
me a video of baby Jimithy.
985
00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:39.719
Yeah, I saw. Were you also taking a ship? When
986
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:40.039
you saw?
987
00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:40.159
It?
988
00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:42.280
Was Bethany sitting.
989
00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:45.039
She was holding the phone for me. Well, I just
990
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:51.119
eye contact this petty go this sky steal relax.
991
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:55.800
Sounds Hey, what's wrong. What's wrong with Nick today is
992
00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:58.119
he has no breast pockets on his button down show.
993
00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:01.440
Yeah, we noticed this morning and I was like, I
994
00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:04.199
got in there, fucking throw this thing right They fell
995
00:55:04.239 --> 00:55:08.519
off in the wash I kept. Yeah, I would just
996
00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:10.719
remove the shirt right now, but I'm rocking a fucking
997
00:55:10.760 --> 00:55:12.360
cut off underneath this, and I don't want to make
998
00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:13.960
you boys jealous, makes sense?
999
00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:15.119
Uh?
1000
00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:20.360
So Jimithy is super cool man, cute malformed raccoon prances around.
1001
00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:24.480
I just keep one of the same malformed uh, And
1002
00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:26.800
he's the current light of my life outside of my
1003
00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:27.960
son and my best friend.
1004
00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:30.480
Nick Pettigo and Eric Pettigo great too.
1005
00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:34.800
It's never not a joy around you, much like it
1006
00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:42.760
feels watching Jimithy. So uh if you are.
1007
00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:46.840
That milk got you all flemmed up over there, my guy.
1008
00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:50.119
If any of those bad wolves inside your trench coat
1009
00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:53.480
are making you feel bad things, just look up some
1010
00:55:53.559 --> 00:55:55.880
Jimothy and put a smile on your face, at least
1011
00:55:55.880 --> 00:55:57.000
for a minute.
1012
00:55:57.079 --> 00:55:59.719
I'll watch some tiktoks. Yeah he'll show up now.
1013
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:02.440
It's mostly just him prancing, but it's enough for you
1014
00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:03.920
to crack a little smile.
1015
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:07.480
We ah, I love the world we live in right now,
1016
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:10.679
this second. Absolutely, it's not so terrible. We have Jimothy
1017
00:56:10.760 --> 00:56:13.800
the Raccoon, people being cute as fuck, being excited about
1018
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:17.800
trains and planes. Yes, I think, okay, let's go back
1019
00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:19.800
to the people a cute thing for one second. Okay,
1020
00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:23.639
I think it's really cute that every few months there's
1021
00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:26.599
a new animal that people are like, I will kill
1022
00:56:26.599 --> 00:56:29.039
people for this animal's well being. Yeah, you know what
1023
00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:31.000
I mean? What was There was a monkey a while ago?
1024
00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:34.239
What what is it? It was like an orphaned monkey.
1025
00:56:34.920 --> 00:56:39.519
Remember I don't remember this, Hey, chat chat, I don't
1026
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:43.079
watch TV chive on in the fucking cht is this real? Chat?
1027
00:56:43.559 --> 00:56:43.719
Uh?
1028
00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:45.360
There was a monkey a while ago. There was like
1029
00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:52.559
a baby hippo or something. Remember, Oh yeah, you know
1030
00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:56.800
he smells like water wings. Dude, Yeah, it feels like
1031
00:56:56.880 --> 00:56:57.239
him too.
1032
00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:00.840
Every few months there's a new cue animal that we
1033
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:05.360
just all decide like, yes, yes, I want right, I've
1034
00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:05.719
want that.
1035
00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:11.519
I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad that the world has
1036
00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:15.239
gone more in that direction because boy, Harambe happened and
1037
00:57:15.360 --> 00:57:17.039
that was kind of the peak of the bad. And
1038
00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:20.119
I don't know if we've ever gotten a revenge for that.
1039
00:57:20.119 --> 00:57:23.079
That's kind of when all the ship hit all the fans. Yeah,
1040
00:57:23.119 --> 00:57:26.079
in twenty twelve. It was right after Higgs Boson, right
1041
00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:28.400
then step two, HARAMBEI.
1042
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:31.840
They activated CERN like you're saying there, Nick, you know
1043
00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:34.119
what I mean with the Higgs Boson and the CERN,
1044
00:57:34.199 --> 00:57:37.679
and now we're doing particle collision opening up tiny wormholes
1045
00:57:37.760 --> 00:57:38.639
and pocket.
1046
00:57:38.320 --> 00:57:40.039
Dimensions made black holes.
1047
00:57:40.199 --> 00:57:46.880
Next thing, some chide kills Harambe. Now the timeline's all
1048
00:57:46.960 --> 00:57:48.960
fucked up. One of these days we'll wake up from
1049
00:57:48.960 --> 00:57:51.360
this nightmare finally. But you know, I don't know, we'll
1050
00:57:51.400 --> 00:57:53.679
see it'll it'll probably be the day.
1051
00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:57.519
Ooh uh, Well, shark attacks are.
1052
00:57:59.320 --> 00:57:59.679
What's that?
1053
00:58:00.719 --> 00:58:02.360
Arch attacks are up there at an all time high.
1054
00:58:02.440 --> 00:58:04.800
It's real, Dave, did they just hear of Harambe?
1055
00:58:05.880 --> 00:58:07.079
Is that what? Uh?
1056
00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:10.159
And speaking of Jimithy, this reminded me of we're in
1057
00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:13.400
Tennessee a couple of years ago and your son Jack
1058
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:19.719
shout outs, who also happens to be my nephew. He
1059
00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:24.679
is uh wait huh yeah, I mean think about it
1060
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:25.239
for a minute.
1061
00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:27.559
He's your son.
1062
00:58:27.719 --> 00:58:32.239
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So if you guys and yeah,
1063
00:58:32.239 --> 00:58:36.960
we have the same dad and mom, hold on, we
1064
00:58:37.039 --> 00:58:38.360
have our grandparents.
1065
00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:48.119
Yeah, I believe on our dad's side. I think we share. Yeah,
1066
00:58:48.159 --> 00:58:51.400
he's okay, he's my nephew. Right. He likes to cook.
1067
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:53.760
And this is like right when he was getting into
1068
00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:56.079
cooking a few years ago. And he comes up to
1069
00:58:56.119 --> 00:58:58.679
me in Tennessee while we're there at the at the
1070
00:58:58.800 --> 00:59:04.519
vacation home and goes, hey, Pettigo, I hear your Heimothy
1071
00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:13.840
in the kitchen. Yeah that was pretty dope. Yeah, like
1072
00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:16.719
I mean that cook up some good stuff. But yeah,
1073
00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:18.960
and he just wanted to hang out for a little
1074
00:59:18.960 --> 00:59:22.280
bit and talk about cooking. Watch me do some cooking. Yeah,
1075
00:59:22.360 --> 00:59:24.840
it's it's some of our favorite shit to do still
1076
00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:27.000
to this day, dude, if it's any kind of cooking day,
1077
00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:28.519
like we are chilling in there.
1078
00:59:28.719 --> 00:59:30.159
Yeah, I love cooking. Yeah.
1079
00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:30.480
Yeah.
1080
00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:33.320
And he's really good too. Yeah. Yeah, the boy's gotten
1081
00:59:33.360 --> 00:59:36.519
good at the cooking. Makes a mean meat loaf, he's
1082
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:40.440
amazing with potatoes. He does so much good stuff with taters.
1083
00:59:41.920 --> 00:59:43.559
And he's a great guy and I love him very much.
1084
00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:50.280
Check shout outs. Guess what you're a batman? My number
1085
00:59:50.280 --> 00:59:57.280
one batman is Jackson Jean Um. Cute people that's fucking cute.
1086
00:59:57.280 --> 01:00:02.280
How much people love their children. It's adorable. You uh
1087
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:05.039
you got that triple H sound? Lit it up.
1088
01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:09.400
Because here's the thing. We were talking about rockhorns earlier.
1089
01:00:10.760 --> 01:00:14.840
I don't know when they originated, but I know when
1090
01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:17.480
I feel they became like popular, and that was in
1091
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:23.159
the eighties. Okay, with the hair metal sure, because we
1092
01:00:23.159 --> 01:00:25.880
were all pretty sure that every single one of those
1093
01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:28.800
guys worshiped the devil and that that was the sign
1094
01:00:28.840 --> 01:00:30.320
of the devil, what it means.
1095
01:00:30.199 --> 01:00:31.480
That's why they dressed like that.
1096
01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:32.559
They were in respect.
1097
01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:35.480
And then I started thinking, and there were some pretty
1098
01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:40.159
good hair metal bands back in the day. Okay, uh, pego, Yeah,
1099
01:00:40.239 --> 01:00:40.920
you want to hit that?
1100
01:00:41.559 --> 01:00:43.880
You won't hit that. I actually deleted that sound. No,
1101
01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:45.840
you did not the game.
1102
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:51.960
Time to play the game, Rascal. That was it right there.
1103
01:00:53.079 --> 01:00:55.679
Let's play a game, guys. We're gonna do realer fake
1104
01:00:56.400 --> 01:01:04.360
yes with eighties glam rock bands like band names or
1105
01:01:04.440 --> 01:01:09.320
oh we're doing this is layered, all right. So I'm
1106
01:01:09.360 --> 01:01:12.960
gonna give you the band and give you the song
1107
01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:16.920
they're best known for. You are going to tell me
1108
01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:20.840
real or fake, and then you are going to sing
1109
01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:23.119
the song just a little bit of it.
1110
01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:26.519
Yeah, okay, I love this. Here we go, all right,
1111
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:33.320
Scissor scissor real quick? Who won?
1112
01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:38.079
Nick one? Because he's a generous lover.
1113
01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:45.360
I'll go first, since I'm so generous. Nick.
1114
01:01:45.599 --> 01:01:45.840
Yeah.
1115
01:01:46.039 --> 01:01:51.679
The band Danger Danger a melodic hard rock band best
1116
01:01:51.719 --> 01:01:58.239
known for the song naughty Naughty You keeping score? Yeah,
1117
01:01:58.280 --> 01:02:00.480
I got it. So I have to sing first and
1118
01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:02.960
then tell you really yeah? Yeah, yeah, naughty naughty by
1119
01:02:03.039 --> 01:02:06.639
Danger Danger. How's that going.
1120
01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:13.440
I'm gonna get naughty naughty on your body body, wipe
1121
01:02:13.480 --> 01:02:17.280
my nose, clean out the snotty, take a body on
1122
01:02:17.320 --> 01:02:18.239
your body.
1123
01:02:18.599 --> 01:02:25.480
Oh, take a body on your body, doing a body.
1124
01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:28.920
Pot I'm gonna say that's fake. That's a real band.
1125
01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:32.239
Fuck god?
1126
01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:32.840
All right?
1127
01:02:33.000 --> 01:02:35.280
And does does your list tell you whether or not
1128
01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:37.800
Nick was right about the about the piss stuff.
1129
01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:38.719
That the song went though?
1130
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:39.000
Uh?
1131
01:02:39.119 --> 01:02:41.079
Yeah, that he did get that part. Hey, I get
1132
01:02:41.079 --> 01:02:43.840
a half point for the right okay, bred huh.
1133
01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:49.599
The band Shark Island. They're a Los Angeles glam metal
1134
01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:52.960
band best known for a song called Paris Calling.
1135
01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:56.079
Does that go again? I'm trying to remember.
1136
01:02:56.480 --> 01:03:00.559
Ring ring, it's a telephone and I'm gona get up
1137
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:05.039
because it's a telephone. Whoa wee wees, this is a
1138
01:03:05.159 --> 01:03:08.559
gown the telephone. I said, where do you call him from?
1139
01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:08.639
Me?
1140
01:03:08.800 --> 01:03:16.840
Tells me Peri, babe, pari fake Bradley. That's a real
1141
01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:20.639
band and a real right, yeah, you got it. You
1142
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:21.559
got the song correct?
1143
01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:22.679
Very good, very good.
1144
01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:27.920
Score is nothing zeros uh nick Pettigo, Yeah yeah yeah.
1145
01:03:27.960 --> 01:03:32.880
The band is called Lipstick with its l I P
1146
01:03:33.639 --> 01:03:37.280
S t I KK just the two k's yep, okay,
1147
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:43.639
thank god? Yeah, yeah, it wasn't like the sixties, right yeah.
1148
01:03:43.760 --> 01:03:47.280
Sunset Strip band known for excessive hair spray and one
1149
01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:53.000
minor MTV hit called Lipstick and Leather. How's that go
1150
01:03:53.079 --> 01:04:00.599
with the lipstick and leather? Trying to remember m yep,
1151
01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.559
this is a part of the song. It's coming back
1152
01:04:03.559 --> 01:04:09.920
to me now, you know that two things?
1153
01:04:09.960 --> 01:04:13.960
I would keep up the ghetto with a fellata limpsting
1154
01:04:14.119 --> 01:04:15.639
motherfucking level they.
1155
01:04:15.599 --> 01:04:22.679
Said, motherfucking a lot, just the one that right? Yeah, yeah,
1156
01:04:22.800 --> 01:04:31.679
a different time fake, Uh, that's fair deal. Finally got one. Bradley.
1157
01:04:33.119 --> 01:04:37.800
The band pretty Boy Floyd a glam metal band best
1158
01:04:37.840 --> 01:04:40.760
known for a song called I Want to Be with You.
1159
01:04:43.679 --> 01:04:50.280
Which I believe has some guitars. Sure o squeamen, Wow
1160
01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:59.559
wow wow wow load, I won't beware of you. Yeah real,
1161
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:05.639
that is real, It is real, very good. Nick Pettigo, Yeah,
1162
01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:10.760
we're tied one one the band Yeah. Trickster, the New
1163
01:05:10.880 --> 01:05:14.800
Jersey glam metal band, best known for give It to
1164
01:05:14.960 --> 01:05:22.239
Me Good Spell, Trickster for me t R i X
1165
01:05:22.559 --> 01:05:25.440
T E R just one x. Huh that's the two
1166
01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:28.599
bad's the eighties, different time, and.
1167
01:05:28.559 --> 01:05:30.239
It's called give it to Me good, Give it to
1168
01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:31.840
me good by Trickster.
1169
01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:36.480
Uh won't.
1170
01:05:36.480 --> 01:05:41.920
I'll make sure one thing is understood. It's a ballad.
1171
01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:43.559
It is monster ballad.
1172
01:05:44.360 --> 01:05:48.519
Baby, remove my leather pants and gave it to me
1173
01:05:48.719 --> 01:05:49.440
real good.
1174
01:05:50.360 --> 01:05:58.559
Peel off my leather pants, very tight, real, Nick Pettiga,
1175
01:05:58.599 --> 01:05:59.119
that's real.
1176
01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:03.360
Yeah, yeah yeah.
1177
01:06:04.039 --> 01:06:10.559
Bradley the band wild Side all one word hair metal
1178
01:06:10.599 --> 01:06:14.760
band signed to Capitol Records, best known for Hang on, Lucy.
1179
01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:16.519
Mm hmm.
1180
01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:18.760
Do it? You know?
1181
01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:24.760
Hang out Lucy, try and give me a goosey, gonna
1182
01:06:24.960 --> 01:06:28.840
have a good time to not Oh that's alright, gonna
1183
01:06:29.039 --> 01:06:33.159
rang out, lousy, getting me a little goosey Lucy.
1184
01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:35.119
Gonna have a real good time.
1185
01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:37.119
Very cool.
1186
01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:38.880
What did you say that?
1187
01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:42.159
What you say the name was wild Side all one word?
1188
01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:45.480
Is it spelled with any Why's.
1189
01:06:45.440 --> 01:06:49.280
No, it's actually not yea wild w I L D
1190
01:06:49.679 --> 01:06:51.960
fake s I D Bradley.
1191
01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:55.320
That's a real band. Oh bitch, you got the song right?
1192
01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:57.840
I was gonna I thought that was fake. For no
1193
01:06:57.920 --> 01:07:02.119
extra points, Nick, go to go? What score? Uh? Two
1194
01:07:02.159 --> 01:07:02.440
to one?
1195
01:07:02.519 --> 01:07:07.960
Nicholas Roberts, You guys aren't as good as as usually are, Nick.
1196
01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:09.440
Yeah.
1197
01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:09.800
Yeah.
1198
01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:14.360
The band is called Velvet Hammer, a glam quartet known
1199
01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:17.719
for leather pants and power ballads. The biggest hit Heart
1200
01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:24.280
of Chrome, Heart of Chrome you remember?
1201
01:07:25.039 --> 01:07:29.480
Yeah, I'm just trying to think how we all had
1202
01:07:29.559 --> 01:07:34.599
uncles that thought this was the coolest ship. Oh probably yeah? Yeah,
1203
01:07:35.239 --> 01:07:38.559
rock and roll brother Hell yeah, you know they were
1204
01:07:38.639 --> 01:07:44.920
kind of like creepy in the eighties, right, Yeah. For instance, Hell,
1205
01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:47.119
little Girl, is your daddy.
1206
01:07:48.559 --> 01:07:49.960
To teach you lessen.
1207
01:07:49.679 --> 01:07:51.239
About my Heart of Chrome?
1208
01:07:52.039 --> 01:07:53.480
My balls of Stone?
1209
01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:01.800
I'm gonna say, real, Uh, that's a fake band.
1210
01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:04.119
Guy's got some stones.
1211
01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:06.719
But wasn't that a thing? Do you guys know what?
1212
01:08:06.719 --> 01:08:08.440
I'm talking about? A lot of songs we're about, hey,
1213
01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:10.840
little Girl, Yeah, you know what? A lot of them? Yeah,
1214
01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:13.559
a lot of little girl songs, moving to Picky Up
1215
01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:14.199
from School.
1216
01:08:14.280 --> 01:08:16.039
We're gonna go with drinking.
1217
01:08:20.239 --> 01:08:25.039
Uh who could forget the super fun uh uh wonderful
1218
01:08:25.079 --> 01:08:29.239
song called She's Only seventeen? Right Icky the eighties.
1219
01:08:29.319 --> 01:08:33.760
It's weird that the the guys who really loved these
1220
01:08:33.840 --> 01:08:36.560
bands back in the eighties, not all of them, but
1221
01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:40.760
a good portion. I mean, you know how how these
1222
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:44.800
guys like dressed in these bands? Yes, yeah, yeah, very effeminate.
1223
01:08:45.319 --> 01:08:49.439
We would say, I would say that a portion of
1224
01:08:49.439 --> 01:08:52.960
that fan base now in life, Oh yeah, has a
1225
01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:53.720
real problem.
1226
01:08:53.920 --> 01:08:56.159
Yeah yeah, okay, all.
1227
01:08:56.119 --> 01:08:58.680
Right, Oh you see him at the store. You see
1228
01:08:58.760 --> 01:09:03.960
him at the store. It's weird doing it.
1229
01:09:02.600 --> 01:09:06.800
Like it's like, but what if they took a guitar
1230
01:09:06.840 --> 01:09:14.319
into the bathroom? Right? Would you be? Okay? Then this
1231
01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:19.079
us bad as right? Yeah, he's in the girl's bathroom.
1232
01:09:19.199 --> 01:09:22.600
Man, Yeah, hey, didn't y'all used to love when those
1233
01:09:22.680 --> 01:09:27.720
dudes would fucking talk about fucking kids and chips. Jesus Christ,
1234
01:09:28.079 --> 01:09:29.680
you used to champion that ship.
1235
01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:33.279
Would you call that thickly veiled? That was pretty hardcore
1236
01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:35.920
veiled right there? Yeah, yeah, it was solid.
1237
01:09:36.439 --> 01:09:37.640
It came out and chunks and.
1238
01:09:39.479 --> 01:09:44.760
The band is called Lillian As a Louisiana hard rock
1239
01:09:44.840 --> 01:09:48.880
slash glam metal band best known for Love and War.
1240
01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:52.079
That's a song loving War.
1241
01:09:52.720 --> 01:09:55.359
Who are we fighting? Are we fucking? Are we fucking?
1242
01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:57.960
Then we'll fighting? Guess we'll fight and then we'll fucked
1243
01:09:58.039 --> 01:10:01.399
to not little girl? Can I charm you out of
1244
01:10:01.479 --> 01:10:05.199
your pants? If we're a pick you up from sophomore you?
1245
01:10:07.279 --> 01:10:07.479
Oh?
1246
01:10:07.680 --> 01:10:08.319
God, so.
1247
01:10:10.119 --> 01:10:10.359
Real?
1248
01:10:10.479 --> 01:10:14.880
Ideas real, that's a real that's real.
1249
01:10:15.279 --> 01:10:19.039
God, the software so specific.
1250
01:10:20.960 --> 01:10:24.039
God. The eighties, it was a different time. It was
1251
01:10:24.079 --> 01:10:26.760
a different time. Nicholas.
1252
01:10:26.840 --> 01:10:27.479
Yeah, dude.
1253
01:10:28.239 --> 01:10:31.920
Uh. The band Babylon A D.
1254
01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:35.880
That's a hard rock band produced by Tom Werman Oh,
1255
01:10:36.359 --> 01:10:46.720
best known for Bang Go the Bells, Bang Go the
1256
01:10:46.760 --> 01:10:48.560
Bells by Babylon a D.
1257
01:10:48.840 --> 01:10:49.560
Babylon a D.
1258
01:10:49.840 --> 01:10:52.479
Of course, Uh ban bang on the bell.
1259
01:10:52.439 --> 01:10:55.239
Take me back to the eighties, brother, bang go the bell,
1260
01:10:55.399 --> 01:10:56.399
Bang go the bells.
1261
01:10:57.640 --> 01:11:01.119
How do they go? They go bang.
1262
01:11:03.399 --> 01:11:06.640
Bell Take dang down. And that's what I got for you,
1263
01:11:07.039 --> 01:11:10.279
little mama.
1264
01:11:11.119 --> 01:11:13.399
I got a backup singer. They do have a backup singer.
1265
01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:17.560
Uh fucking Then you get that that's fake. Babylon A
1266
01:11:17.640 --> 01:11:19.560
D is not real. That is that's like a movie.
1267
01:11:19.600 --> 01:11:23.439
Isn't it. Uh, that's a real band and a real
1268
01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:27.439
song a Babylon five.
1269
01:11:28.039 --> 01:11:33.960
Yeah yeah, you're mixing Babylon five and titan Ae.
1270
01:11:34.159 --> 01:11:38.880
Fuck, that's exactly what happened, Bradley. What a stupid name
1271
01:11:38.920 --> 01:11:39.399
for a band.
1272
01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:40.439
Yeah, you did a bad job.
1273
01:11:40.479 --> 01:11:42.199
What's that I did? Eric?
1274
01:11:42.920 --> 01:11:44.039
Then I did a bad job.
1275
01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:48.439
Bad job? What are you? My mom back? She's got
1276
01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:49.800
a lot of kids. She can't get our names right.
1277
01:11:49.880 --> 01:11:51.560
Yeah, yeah, okay, that mom.
1278
01:11:51.640 --> 01:11:56.000
Love you. Shout outs, Love your mom, shoutouts, Bradley. The
1279
01:11:56.119 --> 01:11:57.840
band is Satin Steel.
1280
01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:01.279
That's a band that open for Poison on several tours,
1281
01:12:01.279 --> 01:12:03.920
and their biggest hit was called Midnight Angel.
1282
01:12:04.920 --> 01:12:11.439
Yo, my Midnight Angel. Because I snuck you out after Coerfeway.
1283
01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:21.199
Everybody thinks you home, But I know what Wearily gonna do.
1284
01:12:22.319 --> 01:12:28.199
And it's just homework. Oh yeah yeah, absolutely rock just
1285
01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:30.600
like first we're.
1286
01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:34.600
Gonna pray, and then we're gonna read, and then we're
1287
01:12:34.680 --> 01:12:40.479
gonna maybe get a good sleep up and several beds.
1288
01:12:41.039 --> 01:12:46.560
Course I will go to my own home anyways. Uh,
1289
01:12:47.319 --> 01:12:49.800
the eighties, it's the eighties, it was a different time.
1290
01:12:51.039 --> 01:12:52.560
The name of the band one more time.
1291
01:12:53.039 --> 01:12:56.920
It's Satin Steel. They open for poison on several tours.
1292
01:12:57.159 --> 01:13:02.840
Midnight Angel Real, that's fake. That one felt so real? Yeah,
1293
01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:09.399
it's so real. What's score? Two one? Nicholas Nake, Roberts.
1294
01:13:09.319 --> 01:13:16.840
Nicholas Yeah the Band Kick Tracy k I K T
1295
01:13:17.079 --> 01:13:21.159
R A C e E. That's a Hollywood glam metal
1296
01:13:21.199 --> 01:13:26.680
band best known for don't need rules. I'll tell you
1297
01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:29.680
one thing first and foremost. I think kick Tracy is
1298
01:13:29.720 --> 01:13:30.880
a cool name for a band.
1299
01:13:31.479 --> 01:13:35.319
Uh, No more rules? Yeah, okay, don't need rules. Don't
1300
01:13:35.399 --> 01:13:40.600
need rules. You pay attention late last.
1301
01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:43.199
You're so bad with remembering song names after the first
1302
01:13:43.279 --> 01:13:47.640
time ever hearing them in your life. What a stupid ass.
1303
01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:53.279
We don't need school and we don't need rules.
1304
01:13:53.359 --> 01:13:58.920
We only need drums and roving rule bands.
1305
01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:03.600
You don't brands were on here, Lord, go and learn
1306
01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:05.680
how to do males wing.
1307
01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:07.199
Down with.
1308
01:14:08.640 --> 01:14:09.000
Role.
1309
01:14:09.319 --> 01:14:09.600
Uh?
1310
01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:13.279
I got the whole song? Yeah, I almost let me
1311
01:14:13.319 --> 01:14:16.800
do the chorus now, are you ready? Yeah? Uh, bitch,
1312
01:14:17.039 --> 01:14:25.239
let's bitch, let's say bitch, let's say real real. Nick Pettigo,
1313
01:14:25.359 --> 01:14:29.560
Yeah that's correct. Fuck yeah wow yes, Yeah, it's three
1314
01:14:29.560 --> 01:14:32.359
to one three one. Nicholas the Snake, Robbins.
1315
01:14:32.199 --> 01:14:39.640
Bradley The Band Bang Tango. That's a funk infused glam
1316
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:43.479
metal band best known for a song called someone like
1317
01:14:43.600 --> 01:14:51.640
You Bang Tango. You got your funk confused, funck confused?
1318
01:14:51.880 --> 01:14:56.119
M M, Hey girl, you got your studies all dump
1319
01:14:56.199 --> 01:15:00.279
on the day. Hey girl, are you thinking about out
1320
01:15:00.439 --> 01:15:04.359
walking my way? Or maybe I could pick you up?
1321
01:15:04.760 --> 01:15:08.079
Cause you win out lassons to drive.
1322
01:15:08.279 --> 01:15:10.359
Brad went back to it. Dang it, you know I
1323
01:15:10.399 --> 01:15:13.239
tried to. I tried. I'll keep trying.
1324
01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:17.359
The reason you can't drive is purely because of your
1325
01:15:17.479 --> 01:15:18.399
poor eyesight.
1326
01:15:18.800 --> 01:15:21.520
Nick, great, Yeah, I should have let you finished. I
1327
01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:22.399
should have let you finish.
1328
01:15:22.720 --> 01:15:23.319
I should let you.
1329
01:15:23.680 --> 01:15:31.800
I'm just looking for a girl like you. Sight someone
1330
01:15:32.199 --> 01:15:38.560
like you who's really freaking cute, girl who's angel probe
1331
01:15:39.640 --> 01:15:40.119
for me?
1332
01:15:41.600 --> 01:15:49.159
So uh yeah, fucking real, that's real, Yes, Brad, bang Tango,
1333
01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:50.279
bang Tango.
1334
01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:55.359
That's my wrestling name, all of us.
1335
01:15:55.520 --> 01:16:00.600
That's going to be kicked. Tracy, Uh okay, is it you? Scorekeeper?
1336
01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:03.159
We're I fucked up and give him Brad an extra point,
1337
01:16:03.199 --> 01:16:06.760
but I'm dang it. Yeah. Yeah. The band is called
1338
01:16:06.880 --> 01:16:07.680
Cherry Street.
1339
01:16:11.079 --> 01:16:14.600
They're a melodic rock band from New York, best known
1340
01:16:14.640 --> 01:16:16.760
for a song called let Her go.
1341
01:16:19.960 --> 01:16:29.720
Like from Frozen, Nick, I don't want to do this.
1342
01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:41.159
Let her go. What kind of band did it say?
1343
01:16:41.159 --> 01:16:43.960
It was just a rock and roll band? Uh? Yeah,
1344
01:16:44.439 --> 01:16:46.760
it is a where are.
1345
01:16:46.680 --> 01:16:50.560
We at Cherry Street? It's a melodic rock band. Okay,
1346
01:16:50.880 --> 01:16:51.680
they do melodies.
1347
01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:58.880
Let her go do my show and she can see
1348
01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:02.880
my leather band. It send the way they fit and
1349
01:17:03.119 --> 01:17:09.239
I'm gonna tell her, hey, real.
1350
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:13.560
Uh, I'm gonna tell her, hey, that is real. That
1351
01:17:13.680 --> 01:17:20.199
is real. You meled it, Bradley. The band is called
1352
01:17:20.279 --> 01:17:24.920
Diamond rex O and that is r e x X
1353
01:17:25.079 --> 01:17:28.640
A couple xes there. Now. That's a Chicago glam metal band,
1354
01:17:28.800 --> 01:17:31.640
best known for a song called rock Bottom.
1355
01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:38.560
M I got one way to get in and into
1356
01:17:38.760 --> 01:17:42.039
the top of Little Honey, You gonna find me a
1357
01:17:42.199 --> 01:17:46.640
street dropped a rocker bottom. I'm gonna drop the rock
1358
01:17:46.760 --> 01:17:47.840
a fuck a bottle.
1359
01:17:50.079 --> 01:17:51.319
That's great because I'm.
1360
01:17:51.199 --> 01:17:56.079
Going to jail for winging up under rage girl, is
1361
01:17:56.159 --> 01:17:59.840
what I said. In the eighties, dude, it was a
1362
01:18:00.000 --> 01:18:00.520
different time.
1363
01:18:00.600 --> 01:18:03.199
It was the Eights, a different time. It was Jesus though.
1364
01:18:04.159 --> 01:18:06.720
They just put so much of themselves into their music.
1365
01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:10.159
The wild well, and you know people they should I
1366
01:18:10.239 --> 01:18:13.920
don't think every song was about Okay, well, well school
1367
01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:14.720
listened to them again.
1368
01:18:16.159 --> 01:18:19.039
Remember one by Metallica that was about.
1369
01:18:19.079 --> 01:18:21.800
It was oh but it was from the other person.
1370
01:18:23.760 --> 01:18:31.760
So Diamond Rex then uh rock Bottom Real, that's real, Brad, Great,
1371
01:18:31.800 --> 01:18:34.680
we're tied for four boys. We're tied for four boys.
1372
01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:35.880
Let's see what are we at?
1373
01:18:36.000 --> 01:18:40.560
Okay, let's do uh three more each?
1374
01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:45.199
Right? Sure? Sure that works? Okay, Nicholas.
1375
01:18:45.279 --> 01:18:50.079
Yeah, the band is Electric Kiss. That's a band that
1376
01:18:50.199 --> 01:18:53.079
changed his name after Gene Simmons threatened legal action. That
1377
01:18:53.159 --> 01:18:58.760
makes Their biggest hit was High Voltage Heart, which you
1378
01:18:59.119 --> 01:19:00.880
if you remember when something.
1379
01:19:00.720 --> 01:19:07.479
Like hey guys, I'm holding my phone. He does, remember,
1380
01:19:07.600 --> 01:19:09.119
mollucking hobbled.
1381
01:19:09.119 --> 01:19:22.479
It's not hold hard, motherfucker, said Thart. High Voltage thought.
1382
01:19:26.800 --> 01:19:35.039
I see the Gene Simmons, the Gene Simms. The Gene
1383
01:19:35.079 --> 01:19:37.439
Simmons thing makes me think it's real.
1384
01:19:37.640 --> 01:19:39.760
That's not my final answer. I'm just trying to figure
1385
01:19:39.800 --> 01:19:42.359
it out, bitch, Bitch, I'm trying to figure it out. Bitch.
1386
01:19:43.560 --> 01:19:46.920
Uh the name call having a little bit of a
1387
01:19:46.960 --> 01:19:51.119
brain thought, I.
1388
01:19:51.119 --> 01:19:53.520
Just choked on spit there. That sucks. I'm having a
1389
01:19:53.560 --> 01:20:01.520
bad time. Real, that's fake. Knew it. Yep, Bradley to
1390
01:20:01.600 --> 01:20:09.479
take the lead. The band Heaven's Edge. They're from Philadelphia.
1391
01:20:09.520 --> 01:20:11.560
They're a hard rock band best known for a song
1392
01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:13.920
called skin to Skin.
1393
01:20:15.560 --> 01:20:20.279
Skin the skin, you know what doing is mean? And
1394
01:20:20.359 --> 01:20:23.760
you we gonna get to and I'm gonna punch you
1395
01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:26.199
in the face. You're gonna punch me in the face.
1396
01:20:26.720 --> 01:20:29.760
We're getting in because of skin the skin.
1397
01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:30.159
Okay.
1398
01:20:30.279 --> 01:20:33.319
When they stay skinned to win, they mean we're gonna
1399
01:20:33.439 --> 01:20:36.800
kid each other and then we both win because we
1400
01:20:36.920 --> 01:20:38.079
are fighting brothers.
1401
01:20:38.560 --> 01:20:44.760
Uh fake Bradley, that's real, We are fighting brothers.
1402
01:20:48.359 --> 01:20:50.600
Jesus back to you, Nick. Okay.
1403
01:20:50.880 --> 01:20:54.840
The band is called Tough t U f F Oh yeah.
1404
01:20:54.880 --> 01:20:58.079
That's a hair metal band that became MTV Regulars, best
1405
01:20:58.119 --> 01:21:00.079
known for a song called.
1406
01:21:00.119 --> 01:21:01.960
I Hate Kissing You Goodbye.
1407
01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:07.680
Okay, Well she doesn't want to be late to class.
1408
01:21:08.800 --> 01:21:11.199
Mm okay, Well.
1409
01:21:11.079 --> 01:21:18.079
I love kissing your side, and I don't love kissing
1410
01:21:18.199 --> 01:21:19.239
that guy.
1411
01:21:22.079 --> 01:21:26.520
I love giving it a try, but I don't love
1412
01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:27.560
kissing you.
1413
01:21:27.960 --> 01:21:28.159
Man.
1414
01:21:30.840 --> 01:21:37.359
Bitch it's bitch bitch dog. Just smell like bitch. Smell
1415
01:21:37.359 --> 01:21:41.760
like bitch dog. Down here, by the way, it's a
1416
01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:46.720
bitch dog. Super short shorts that all dudes be wearing nowadays. Bitch,
1417
01:21:47.359 --> 01:21:51.800
I'm gonna say that was real. That's real. That's the
1418
01:21:51.880 --> 01:21:55.600
point yep, yep, Bradley wear whatever shorts you want, guys.
1419
01:21:55.600 --> 01:21:58.199
It's totally baring, right, I don't give a fuck.
1420
01:22:00.119 --> 01:22:04.439
Is called Vain v A I N a San Francisco
1421
01:22:04.520 --> 01:22:07.319
glam metal band best known for a song called Beat
1422
01:22:07.560 --> 01:22:08.159
the Bullet.
1423
01:22:08.880 --> 01:22:10.920
That's a cool name. Yeah, beat the Bullet. That's cool,
1424
01:22:11.000 --> 01:22:13.760
like song title at least mm hm.
1425
01:22:15.960 --> 01:22:19.520
Hey the grown lady trying to feel upon my bullet?
1426
01:22:19.680 --> 01:22:22.800
If I kiss you real nicea, would you beat up
1427
01:22:22.800 --> 01:22:25.920
on my bullet? Could you tug me a ononce?
1428
01:22:26.319 --> 01:22:26.399
It?
1429
01:22:26.520 --> 01:22:30.439
Tug me again? And if we're feeling real good, you
1430
01:22:30.520 --> 01:22:34.439
took you could tug my three friends as in the
1431
01:22:34.439 --> 01:22:37.319
rest of the band were going, uh.
1432
01:22:37.159 --> 01:22:42.760
Real, uh that's real. Oh Brad, oh Brad. It's five
1433
01:22:42.920 --> 01:22:45.239
five boys Beat the bullet, all right, this is the
1434
01:22:45.319 --> 01:22:49.359
last round. Potentially, potentially there must be a winner. Yeah,
1435
01:22:49.479 --> 01:22:52.720
a lot of petare Nicholas. Yeah.
1436
01:22:52.880 --> 01:22:58.279
The band Vice Vixen. That's an all female glam metal
1437
01:22:58.319 --> 01:23:01.439
band from Phoenix. Their biggest hit is called Hotter than Hell.
1438
01:23:03.520 --> 01:23:05.800
Are all their songs about banging old dudes?
1439
01:23:09.359 --> 01:23:17.439
Yeah, I mean hotter than hell, hotter than hell. Remember
1440
01:23:17.479 --> 01:23:25.319
these are women. Mm hmm, hey, old man, their country singer.
1441
01:23:32.079 --> 01:23:36.079
Let's say, okay, hey hey, old man. Fucking do I
1442
01:23:36.119 --> 01:23:38.079
got a Is.
1443
01:23:38.039 --> 01:23:39.880
There a painter? Is in my pants?
1444
01:23:39.960 --> 01:23:41.680
Pretty hard to tell.
1445
01:23:43.479 --> 01:23:46.239
Even if I have one. I'm hotter than hell.
1446
01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:50.359
That's so still right.
1447
01:23:50.680 --> 01:23:51.800
That's how they dress back then.
1448
01:23:51.880 --> 01:23:54.840
Yeah, it's different. They were tired, dude the eighties. Bitch,
1449
01:23:55.039 --> 01:24:02.640
uh bitch, we'll say that it's real, Nick Pettigo, Yeah
1450
01:24:02.680 --> 01:24:08.640
it's fake. Fuck Bradley, we're tired, right, Yeah, Oh, Bradley,
1451
01:24:09.199 --> 01:24:11.760
get this right. You're the supreme winner.
1452
01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:15.079
If I get this right, I could get it tight right.
1453
01:24:16.239 --> 01:24:22.880
The band is called Smashed Gladys. That's a New York
1454
01:24:22.920 --> 01:24:25.479
glam rock band, best known for best known for a
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song called.
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Love Starved. Mm hmm.
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You serve me the platter, but it's empty, girl. I
1458
01:24:38.720 --> 01:24:42.399
like you to fill it up with some rolls, but
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01:24:42.640 --> 01:24:51.159
some rolls made of love because I'm feeling so love starved.
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01:24:51.359 --> 01:24:58.439
Bars Bars brother, Bart's brother, Fake Bradley, that's real, Ah,
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01:24:58.479 --> 01:25:01.600
you prick. The game continues. There must be a winner.
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01:25:01.800 --> 01:25:03.720
The GC's there must be a winner.
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01:25:05.159 --> 01:25:07.119
Here's my here's how I think we should do this.
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01:25:08.159 --> 01:25:11.680
Another round of scissoring, and then it's a it's a
1465
01:25:11.680 --> 01:25:16.000
sudden death, right, so whoever wins goes first, and then
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01:25:16.000 --> 01:25:18.840
it's that one I felt great, buddy. The first person
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01:25:18.920 --> 01:25:25.520
to get it wrong loses. Okay, all right, So Brad's
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Brad's first.
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Ye Brad.
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The band Sweet f A It's called so Sweet and
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01:25:33.680 --> 01:25:36.720
then f Period A Period. That's a hard rock band
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01:25:36.720 --> 01:25:39.319
from Indiana, best known for a song called stick to
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your Guns.
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01:25:42.279 --> 01:25:45.239
Stick it to your Guns. Wow, I stick it to
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01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:50.520
your buns girl. How old are you? You're above twenty eight?
1476
01:25:50.880 --> 01:25:51.159
Great?
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01:25:51.439 --> 01:25:55.680
That super cool because now we're boo consenting adults will win.
1478
01:25:56.039 --> 01:25:58.319
I stick it to your buns.
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01:26:00.479 --> 01:26:03.359
Real, that's real, Nicholas, very good. Yeah.
1480
01:26:03.439 --> 01:26:06.000
The band is called Shy Boy. That's a glam metal
1481
01:26:06.000 --> 01:26:08.359
group that never quite broke through, but their biggest hit
1482
01:26:08.520 --> 01:26:09.880
was called Dangerous Game.
1483
01:26:13.920 --> 01:26:20.359
It's dangerous to play football. They tackle you and give
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01:26:20.439 --> 01:26:22.000
you a bunch of concussions.
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01:26:22.119 --> 01:26:24.840
It's dangerous, super dangerous.
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01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:27.319
Also, a lot of these guys end up.
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With CT issues.
1488
01:26:29.000 --> 01:26:34.079
Fucking way down the line. They commit suicide. God, in
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01:26:34.239 --> 01:26:37.439
horrific graphic ways, is suicide.
1490
01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:43.319
We all Miss Junior say o, hell dude, it's a
1491
01:26:43.439 --> 01:26:47.319
dangerous game. Brother, it's a different time, different time.
1492
01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:51.760
Too soon, fucking trigger warning on this.
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01:26:51.600 --> 01:26:55.880
Episode it was the eighties though, you know what I mean,
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01:26:55.880 --> 01:26:58.520
we're just really historians.
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01:26:58.640 --> 01:27:03.039
Uh fake, got that correct it? It's fake, absolutely, Bradley,
1496
01:27:03.159 --> 01:27:04.600
I might have to start doing speed round.
1497
01:27:04.640 --> 01:27:05.039
Yeah. Yeah.
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01:27:05.039 --> 01:27:10.079
Well the band Roxy Boy, Roxy Blue. That's my bad,
1499
01:27:10.199 --> 01:27:13.600
bad reading. They're from Memphis and they're best known for
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01:27:13.640 --> 01:27:15.359
a song called Rob the Cradle.
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01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:20.640
Jesus, come on, come on in, hey, big Papa.
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01:27:20.680 --> 01:27:23.760
What you hiding there home? Where you stashing all your
1503
01:27:23.800 --> 01:27:26.880
goal while you hide it in the cradle? Why I'm
1504
01:27:26.880 --> 01:27:30.159
gonna go in there and get your gold. I'm gonna
1505
01:27:30.239 --> 01:27:32.880
steal your treasure while I'm robbing that crap.
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01:27:34.960 --> 01:27:39.880
Real, that's real. That's too bad, yeah, Nicholas. Yeah. Saints
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01:27:39.960 --> 01:27:42.520
and Sinners they're a Canadian hard rock band best known
1508
01:27:42.600 --> 01:27:49.319
for a song called Wheel of Fortune. Pat Say Jack
1509
01:27:49.399 --> 01:27:52.840
and Freaking Vana Whyitaett and freaking win.
1510
01:27:52.760 --> 01:27:56.159
Some Money real bed to Night, I'm freaking.
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01:27:57.439 --> 01:28:01.199
That's fake. You can't call a song wheel of Fortune? Yeah,
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you shouldn't be able to, but they did. Bradley win
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01:28:06.880 --> 01:28:12.560
great buddy, absolutely way to go. Absolutely incredible, Brad Wins.
1514
01:28:13.199 --> 01:28:15.640
I feel like a winner because I had such a great,
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01:28:16.079 --> 01:28:18.560
gosh darn time. Yeah you know what I mean, guys,
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01:28:18.640 --> 01:28:21.279
A boy, oh boy, I had so much fun and
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01:28:21.279 --> 01:28:23.119
I'm just stalling pulling up the show.
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01:28:23.279 --> 01:28:25.720
It's okay. That's all good. That's what we do. Want
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01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:30.920
you guys to know that I enjoyed it. You fellas great.
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01:28:31.039 --> 01:28:36.680
Brad, Ladies, gentlemen, everybody in between, above, below, or outside
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01:28:36.720 --> 01:28:41.920
of those spectrums. This has been derailed. I have been
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01:28:42.000 --> 01:28:46.119
podcastings Bradley Bodine, joined by podcastings Eric Pedigo and podcastings
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01:28:46.199 --> 01:28:50.159
Nick Petigo. Uh. You can find us all over the net.
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01:28:50.399 --> 01:28:54.079
Listen to us Spotify, Apple Podcasts, whatever you listen on,
1525
01:28:54.119 --> 01:28:57.720
and find us on YouTube at the derailed pod.
1526
01:28:58.720 --> 01:29:00.239
Uh, believe not.
1527
01:29:00.439 --> 01:29:04.439
That is not a gathering of killer whales. It is
1528
01:29:04.720 --> 01:29:10.039
our show on YouTube. Find us there, show us there,
1529
01:29:10.880 --> 01:29:11.920
feel us there.
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01:29:12.399 --> 01:29:19.640
Oh good stuff, guys, smell it. Yeah, nothing nothing problematic
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01:29:19.760 --> 01:29:23.399
on that episode at all. So that's good, bop it.
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Have a great day. See you, see you next. We
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got to talk about next week, all right, See you guys.