Revisiting WWE SmackDown 2005 - Heidenreich & The Big Chocolate Bar

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Boys back.
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Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number three hundred and
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sixty four. Today we are talking about WWE's SmackDown for
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June sixteenth, two thousand and five.
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Of course, the infamous episode where everything changes, because this
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is the episode where Hide and Reich debuts the big.
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Chocolate Bar, and that chocolate bar takes him all the
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way to the main event of WrestleMania.
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You're fired. That's part of it too.
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Hey, Carlito's there with this coca.
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Of course, the draft is going on as well. Who
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knows who could show up on this episode of SmackDown
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and who knows what other people can show up on
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the show and how many moves they can do.
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Whoa wow, Now it's time to talk about SmackDown for
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two thousand and five. All right, let's get into WWE
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SmackDown June sixteenth, two thousand and five.
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Well, before we get too excited, James, but before we
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talk about one of the most infamous moments in the
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history of all candy bars, we have to talk about
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what was going on in the water wrestling at the time.
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With the Wrestling Observer newsletters, there's not a lot going
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on as important as how do Ike eat no big
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ass chocolate bar? But we can get kind of close
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from the Observer. June twentieth, two thousand and five, Dean
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shark Boy Roll followed a lawsuit in federal court in
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Cincinnati against Dimension Films and Mirror Max Film Corporation for
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their movie The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl
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in three D. Shark Boy, the wrestler, trademarked the shark
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Boy name, he claimed in his lawsuit. The movie threatens
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his future because Shark Boy in the movie isn't a
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tough guy that would lend himself to a wrestling character.
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One would suspect with the kind of money behind a
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major movie, the goal is more than likely to get
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a quiet settlement with a few bucks thrown his way.
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Shark Boy, when filing the suit, said that if they
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can get away with this, what is the use of
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having a trademark? I mean, hey, I don't disagree. I
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think that's and we. I think we You know, this
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has come up a few times because I think this
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lawsuit goes on for a good amount of time here,
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so there's a probably a bunch of TENA episodes. We
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brought up the Shark Boy deal. But he's got a point.
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He trademarked the shit. I don't know how much, you know,
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the Shark Boy in the movie would have killed his
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credibility as a wrestler. But you know, I think he's
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got something here.
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So you're telling me this is not a Spy Kids movie.
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Okay, in my brain it is like I see all
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of the Spy Kids deal in my head when I
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think of this movie. But no, it is not.
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Yeah, that's odd. It is a Spike Kids movie four. Sure.
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Like when I think about it, I think of like
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the little kid in the suit on space or whatever.
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Classes yeah with Grandpa. Yeah, I think of all that. Yeah, Okay, so.
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It's not no, they wanted to do a version of
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that without you know that. It's uh. They creative liberties
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and Shark Boy was a part of that. Was a
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piece of that, but thankfully it didn't kill That's.
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Why they sued. That's why Shark Boy sued. You thought
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he was a part of it, He's not.
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He got he saw his name on the marquee and
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showed up to work and they said, who the fuck
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is this? Showed up in his a shark Boy outfit.
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Who's this tough guy wrestler? It should be Shark Boy.
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Holy shit, that's Steve Auston. No, okay, well then maybe
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you know what, we could do some with that trademark. Then, buddy,
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that's even funner.
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He sues for this and then goes on to just
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steal all the Stone Cold ship.
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The stone Colt said it was awesome him.
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He was right, it was fucking awesome. I think they
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do settle out of this, and I assume Shark Boy
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does get a decent chunk of money here, so so
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good on here.
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He should have took him to the yard and got
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even more. He should have stole the Mirror Max film's name.
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And give it to TNA.
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Yeah, if Don West calls finished with that, that's the
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Mirror Max film.
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Black Rain would not have liked that.
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Oh that's fucking true. That's a built in feud.
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Holy shit, see now you're cooking. Now you are fucking cooking.
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We would have reviewed that and said, Wow, this suck.
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What a shitty idea this DDE. They really fucking blew
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in here. I was like, we're reviewing it. Wow, this
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was like the beginning of the end of TNA. This
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angle right here.
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Yeah, this is the night the music died.
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Like I'm gonna sue Shark Boy for fucking doing this
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shit to this company.
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And fuck Black Rain.
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Wow, evil deadlock. Samoa Joe signed a TNA contract on
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June fourteenth. The provision of the agreement with TNA is
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that they can't pull him from ROH and then he
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can do potential New Japan tours in an effort to
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get an internet buzz on the show. And while that
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is better than nothing, Meltzer says, I'm not sure what
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that really means. Uh, because they wanted to book see
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him Punk versus Joe on Slammiversary, coming off the buzz
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from their Match of the Year high placing last year
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in Chicago. However, Punk turned it down because of the
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WWE offer. So this is also around the time. I mean,
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we're in Summer of Punk right now, and we're also
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in someojo as the best wrestler in the world here
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in June of two thousand and five, so like, of
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course this guy got signed. I love the idea of
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them wanting to book Punk and Joe at Slammiversary off
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of their ROH match, like, and they asked him to
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do the entire fucking same match exs if they didn't
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know when it like an hour.
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Yeah, that's right, they need to do all of them. Actually,
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if you just go ahead, we'll give you a whole
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paper view. You guys, just go ahead and do your thing.
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Three hours, the entire it's a fucking one night trilogy
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of Punk.
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Versus Joe, and the finish will involve Jeff Jarrett running
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out and stealing the NWA belt somehow and the ROH
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title too, because that's all, so your don't bring that
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little pisse title t tona buddy.
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And then Shark Boy comes out and hits the Mirramax Films.
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I gotta be honest, you started talking. I thought you
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said Shark Boy signed a TNA contract, and then you
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started talking about them punk. I said, wow, that would
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have been nuts. Shark Boy sues Miramax Films that has
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a classic with Punk.
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Labniversary and then let him go an hour they go Broadway.
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In w w E News, Vince Wickman and John Laurenidis
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both attended to East It to be One Night Stand.
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Lauren Iis gave a speech to the wrestlers before the
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show is saying that they didn't have to do anything
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they weren't comfortable doing except you, Danny Doring, you go out, Darren,
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you do it all. You do it all. Road kill
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you too, both of you.
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Where the fuck were they talking to?
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Mahoney, come here, shine, now you go out and don't
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dude Craig, But then.
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Why the fuck am I here?
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Yeah?
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I'm sure I'm sure that went over great. I'm sure
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all the boys holding around John lauren Itis and they said, wow,
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thank you so much, mister Ace.
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Take it easy tonight, boys, take it. Really, no one's
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watching this fucking thing.
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Fucking thing sucks.
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I mean, we haven't had a crowd dislike in a
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long time. This show sucks. He's staring at stone cold Tats,
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Tommy Dreamer, Terry in the stereo with the hat.
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Ray don't do any of that ship you did an
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E C w O, Terry, fucking bitch, listen to me
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what don't interrupt me tonight the finish.
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You come off the top rope with the cake.
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You want me to do this sick kick? Yeah, because
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of it be cool. No one's successfully done it before, Terry,
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and I think you're the one to do it. And
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Blue Meaty fuck.
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You for the MENI you got something, come here, away
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to that kid, mister Mede, come here.
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J has been drinking.
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It's gonna get bad.
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About twenty minutes. The show hasn't started, John.
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Which is even worse.
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I want something to get out of here.
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By shoven.
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Fucking bell time. So long with the fucking.
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Shows, Raymondsteria with the hat. I read surgery five times.
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And left me what I got to finish for you?
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You go up to the top, you come over with
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the cake.
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Check ass.
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Bill Paul Bearer Moody who stops getting paid on his
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Performers contract. This week from the WE was offered a
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Legends program contract. That's the ten thousand dollars bonus plus
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merchandise residuals and possible usage for promotional appearances. Paul Berer
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was terminated several months back. He had to sign a
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three year deal in late two thousand and three when
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a decision was made to bring him back to revive
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the original Undertaker character. At many of that year, the
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decision was made to stop using him in that role
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and his character was killed off in storyline form. All
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WE contracts basically allow them to terminated at will, and
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the general rule was to pay talent the three months
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severance pay after they are terminated. The Legends contract allows
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talent to work anywhere. I just want to bring this
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up because I need everyone to remember the fucking, really,
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really bad Dudley's Undertaker deal. I just need people to
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fucking think about that for a second year. Dad, No
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Yellow Dudley's. They gotta go to TNA walking for four
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You're gonna sit there that whole time too, And a
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goddamn CRYPTI the fuck.
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I'm pretty sure Legend contracts are thanks to fucking Legends
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of Wrestling that video game, I really do think so.
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I'm sure TNA had to play in it too, but
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I'm pretty sure that the Legends of Wrestling game had
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a big part in that because like a lot of
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those guys were just signing all these deals and doing
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all these things that were competing with WWE.
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Sure, yeah, I mean goddamn like and especially like because
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around the time the Legends Wrestling games came around, I mean,
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like to your point, that's when they started introducing Legends
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into the SmackDown games.
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That's right, here comes the Pain was the first one.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm pretty sure Legends Wrestling had
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already hit by then, right.
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Yes, absolutely, they might have been on the second one
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by that point.
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Oh, you're right, because the first one came out. Let's see.
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Oh oh my god, oh one hell yeah wow, okay,
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that makes sense. Last thing here from The Observer, June
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twenty seventh, two thousand and five. SmackDown on June sixteenth
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did a three point three rating on the Fast Nationals
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and preliminary estimate of five point thirteen million viewers, so
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five million people at this time, James were tuning in
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to see the legend of Hide and Reich. He won't
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be denied, neither will we, because it's time to talk
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about w SmackDown June sixteenth, two thousand and five.
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All right, let's get into this SmackDown. Here we start
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with the cal open. Here, Teddy Long introduces the first
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draft picked a SmackDown from the draft lottery, and that
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man is Chris bin Waugh.
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Michael Cole hits the oh my, they recap in Wah
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winning the belt at Mania twenty and Michael Cole says,
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what kind of impact is Chris wan going to have
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here on SmackDown? And I won't he did know?
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I need a sandwich for my friends. Oh with extra.
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Chips hot in direct face, dude.
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Heider Reich being the big yell spot in this one
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as funny as hell.
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They also change it too, right, because he's the yell
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spot and then he's also still the yell spot when
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he joins the Road Warriors, so he has the face paint.
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That's right. The Road Warriors one is legitimately one of
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the funniest things that are going to be intro.
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Ever, it's awesome. I love it also, Mark Jindrak is
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randomly spliced into like a one second of this intro.
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I don't know if he's shown more than that. The
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RVDY frog splash into the camera is always a fucking
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cool shot out. They had a few of those where
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it's like kind of the cameras in the direction of
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the move. I like those.
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Michael Colin Taz welcome us to the Giant Center. Is
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that what this place is called.
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Yes, it is the Giant Center here in Hershey. Dude,
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that's awesome, and the Giant is on the show.
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Yeah, the Giant Center in Hershey.
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Got damn chocolates and goddamn do they have the chocolate dude?
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Yeah, my brain actually lit up like a Christmas tree.
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They said we're in a Hershey pa, and I took
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a second and I looked at my computer. I paused it,
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and I said, holy fuck, that's why heiden Reich has
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the chocolate bar.
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They were so tapped in, like they were so on it.
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Here in my head, he.
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Just fucking loved chocolate, Like he just brought that out
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one day. I didn't even remember the friend gimmick. I
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just thought, yeah, hiden Reich likes chocolate.
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I can't wait to talk about it because there's a
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lot actually that I want to talk about with it,
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because it's been ingreened in my mind in many different
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forms and fashions, and I think I was lying to
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myself about.
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Yeah, the ones that are in my head when I
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think of Hide and Reich right now is the Heide
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and Rech yell with the face paint, right m hmm.
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I think of the Michael Cole deal backstage, of course,
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when he threatened to jump off the fist right, and
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the chocolate bar like, those are the ones that's heiding
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Reich's career, like in a nutshell for me.
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The only other one I remember him and Snisky being
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weird and really close to each other at that rumble.
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I don't remember that.
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It was like a backstage sag and Sninsky was like,
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I like your poetry, and Heinrich says, I like what
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you do to babies.
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This company should have died a long time again. Really,
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that's crazy.
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That's one of his other big moments.
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So we start the show off with jbl in the
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cabinet town hall here.
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Well, of course, you can't forget what's coming up, James.
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They tell us ahead of time. Of course, that's much
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anticipation tonight because the chaotic draft lottery continues here. And
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they show a graphic of all the potential people from
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Raw that could come over to SmackDown. And I mean,
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first of all, the heart throbs here, you know them,
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which one of the heart throbs. They're the ones next
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to Hurricane. They're between Hurricane and Eugene. They're right there.
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Wow, yeah, right above them, man. I mean like they
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got the whole deal here.
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Wow, this is Raw's finest. Why don't you want all
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of these people to come to your show, dude?
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I mean, like the two thousand five Raw roster was stacked.
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Many are saying this, actually many are saying this. Uh
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and yeah, as you said, uh, JB and his cabinet
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are in the ring here and JBL says, thank you Pennsylvania,
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thanks for the great ovation. As they bow him. We
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are heavy and SmackDown piped in crowd era. Yeah.
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I mean that's pretty cool. I mean everyone's over, everyone's
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over in every move matters on this show.
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Like that's very get exciting if you even if you've
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seen it six times in a row, every match had
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the same move, had the same pop so Basham's are here,
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by the way, both of them in their gear. Orlando
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Jordan is here, he's the United States champion. JBL says,
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I am pleasing throws who announce it after several showers,
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and I visited my favorite spa that I finally got
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the stench of ECW off my body because one i'd stand.
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Of course, just happened, and he was there, and uh
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he enjoyed Mike Awsome versus Masato Tadaka. He says, congratulations
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to those guys for a successful pay review. Of course,
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me being there made it successful. I understand a lot
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of you guys have been promoted, some of you to
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the front cash register, some of you to assistant manager
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of your fast food outlet. Ticktalk, tick talk. He's like
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fucking signaling for the Boogeyman here early well, JBL says,
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your fifteen minutes of fame are over. So guys, take
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that success and go back to delivering my groceries, parking
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my cars, working as my doormen or woman. But understand,
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you will never be in this ring, and you will
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never be a SmackDown superstar, because there's only one SmackDown superstar,
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and that is me, mister SmackDown j b L. Yeah,
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he says, I am the one that caused the UPN
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executives to find God and get down on their knees
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and pray that I won't get drafted to raw because
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there goes the ratings and the money. I love that.
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This is like JBL's gimmick was legit. I'm the top guy.
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And if I leave this company died.
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Yeah, like he holds all the power, he's got the money.
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I mean, this guy leaves, this show is going underwater.
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JBL says. Chrispin Waugh found that out last week when
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I had him beat. And if you didn't learn it
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last week, Chris, right now, it's gonna be reinforced when
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you face one of the members one of my securities
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of defense. They both look like anyway, he turns back
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and looks, but bamah one of you. Yeah. I like that.
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That was like their actual gimmick, which I guess I
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didn't know that. Yeah, no, I guess you know. Maybe
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that's why maybe maybe I saw the gimmick when I
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was younger, and I was like, Okay, well if they
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don't care, I don't care either. I don't care these guys.
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Are sure already that's true, he says, then it will
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be a reinforce in your mind that I am indeed
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who I say am? I am a wrestling Bernanny Brananay.
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Ben Wall comes out, he's in the green and he's
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gonna wrestle Doug bash them.
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They said the way they said it. I thought the
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match was gonna be later, but no, Ben Wat's music hits,
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he comes to the ring and they just have the
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match right here.
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Yeah, I thought right. I thought he was about to say,
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like Orlando is gonna have a match later and Dougs
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gonna have a match later, and we're gonna start with
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something else, I mean, interesting match to start with. Uh
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don't I nothing bad, right, It just was a match.
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Yeah, So we got Chris bin wa versus Doug Basham.
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Here it looks like Doug Basham has like Bam Bam
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bigelows tights on herself. I don't know what's going on.
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Here, they both do. Danny Basham's on the outside, he's
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got a jacket. It's like Bam BAM's whole design. Yeah,
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what's to deal with that?
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Like that shit looks exactly like it.
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And by the way, I'm dropping ahead up here. You're
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telling me these guys cond of have did a twin
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Magic spot like that's they're made for that. Yeah, do
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they not ever do one? They had to have, right,
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like they at some point they had to have done it.
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But that was the whole thing, right. They told these
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guys to shave their heads so they look the same, right.
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Like, how is it not every single match, even if
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it gets forwarded, like you go for it?
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Yeah, he saw bin Watch chopping him. He say, yeah, tonight,
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Danny pashums in his gear. He's not booked Twin Magic brother,
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he's probably got a match on Metal Jacked and Velocity
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Super Ashos.
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Dna as do the heart throbs that sucks, man?
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They do? Yeah, I guess they do.
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They're in the same group.
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Really couldn't pick those guys out of a lineup any
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of these guys. You put five ball guys in front
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of me and tell me too. In the Bachelos, I
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will tell you, a liar, what the fuck is? They're finished?
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The fucking mmm.
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I can't remember goddamn one match where they win with
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the finish.
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They had to have beaten like the pit Bulls or something, right,
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They had to have beaten like well the London and Kendrick.
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They might have been ted chimps. So Doug Bashumps finish
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is the last impression, which is a which is the
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goddamn uh zack ryder finish? Uh the boot No, the
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fucking leg lariat. What's it called? Radio side on?
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What the fuck is that?
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The radio silence? Stuck? He fucking jumps up and dude,
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the only give I can find him? It is in
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like four fps? What's going on here? Is that?
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Like the famouser uh?
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The opposite way? Wait is this move? It's hold on
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here this one?
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Oh yeah, okay that was third deal? Yeah, okay, right's right, right,
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yeah he does it theatrics too. They set off doing
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that because your brother doesn't do it. That's not my
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fucking brother.
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Even this guy, This guy fucking sucks.
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I faced Nigel man.
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What is all?
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Right?
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Well we'll decided here which one was better. What was
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Danny Basham's finish? His finish was called brain damage.
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Let's try the burning hammer off the second.
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Dude, it was the chokeenstein. Oh yeah, he wins?
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Who is that?
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You super win? Danny batt Danny bash grabs a dandy Dasham.
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So the match starts here Ben Wah hard whips him
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into the corner for disrespecting Bam Bam Bigelow not tonight buddy.
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I mean he hammer throws the shit out of him.
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Yeah, I mean he really takes it to him here,
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follows up with a back breaker. He's got it all man.
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Mm hmm. I mean he's beating the fuck out of
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this guy. And uh, I mean Doug tries to get
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some stuff here Ben Wat takes the buckle Brett style
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for him. Yeah, you know what, I think?
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I see this in every single match to night, hard
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whipping too, the corner, vertical souplex, follow up with the
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different variation of a move. It's almost like everyone here
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tonight was given a memo of how a matt should
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go and they all just followed it.
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Yeah, there was like a like a hey, here's a
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recommendation of how like a good structured TV match would
484
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look as we go into the new Draft era, and
485
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everyone did it, point by point.
486
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Doug Basham gives Ben Wah his own hard whip into
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the corner, takes over with some mounted punches. Here he
488
00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:53.359
does a vertical suplex.
489
00:23:53.759 --> 00:23:55.480
All right, tell in a minute, dude.
490
00:23:55.319 --> 00:23:56.680
Bill just fucking do this.
491
00:23:57.960 --> 00:24:00.000
Well, at least it's only in one match to night James.
492
00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:02.119
He gives them the vertical soup legs. I look out
493
00:24:02.160 --> 00:24:04.319
into the crowd. There's a w W referee with the
494
00:24:04.400 --> 00:24:07.359
kay and candy. What's he doing out there?
495
00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:11.759
I legit wrote all caps, big cotton candy here like there,
496
00:24:12.039 --> 00:24:13.640
It's huge, just so much of it.
497
00:24:13.920 --> 00:24:16.400
Did he walk back and forth so much during this match?
498
00:24:16.440 --> 00:24:18.039
I was just looking out for him the all the time.
499
00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:20.200
What do you think of the cabinet's taunt?
500
00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:22.839
It's the Braves home run celeberation.
501
00:24:24.599 --> 00:24:30.440
Holy fuck, you're right. Well I didn't realize I did.
502
00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:32.839
I wrote here I had to pause this match because
503
00:24:32.880 --> 00:24:39.920
James is messaging me about Pikachu's badass too. Huh. It
504
00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:41.720
was worth stopping my whole show for.
505
00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:44.359
So ben Wa hits a drop kick to the leg
506
00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:46.599
of Doug to take the match back over here. I
507
00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:48.720
thought that was pretty interesting. He just straight up drop
508
00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:49.559
kicks him in the leg.
509
00:24:49.960 --> 00:24:51.599
Dude, Yeah, he takes his leg out of his leg.
510
00:24:51.640 --> 00:24:53.799
I did like that. There was a spot before this,
511
00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:55.960
by the way, where I was super like, Wow, they
512
00:24:55.960 --> 00:24:58.400
are gonna fucking pipe the shit out of this whole show.
513
00:24:58.720 --> 00:25:00.920
Doug Basham does a neck break to bin wall and
514
00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:04.880
the crowd goes, oh, it's the craziest thing they ever saw.
515
00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:07.400
That was me. I was reaching through my computer light.
516
00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:08.519
Did you want a movie?
517
00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:12.319
Come on? They didn't know Doug Bashi had more moves.
518
00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:14.880
They saw neckbreaker and fucking lost it. Come on, Doug,
519
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.119
that's not Danny on the outside. Danny on the outside
520
00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:20.279
shouting Doug, you fucking suck hate Doug.
521
00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:23.440
So ben Wat shops the fuck out of Doug. He
522
00:25:23.519 --> 00:25:26.440
has a double line comeback into the triple German souplex here.
523
00:25:26.839 --> 00:25:29.640
I love the triple German suplex man. What a sweet move, dude.
524
00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:32.000
I think it's great. I mean the crowd comes alive
525
00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:34.119
for it too. And of course it's always followed by
526
00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:36.799
the fucking cutthroat taunt, which is it's gotta be one
527
00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:39.039
of like the best finished er taunts of all time. Yeah,
528
00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:41.359
I mean, like, the crowd comes up super big for
529
00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:45.240
the cutthroat taunt too. Ben Wat's clothes lines, by the way,
530
00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:48.000
super unique deal here. Anytime I see him, I'm like, yep,
531
00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:49.480
that's chrismin wats clothes line.
532
00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:51.160
Yeah, I don't know how to describe him, it's like
533
00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:53.680
kind of like a it's a short clothes line, but
534
00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:55.319
it's it's fucking snug.
535
00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:59.000
Well, he heads to the apron here Danny Basham tries
536
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to attack him, but Bin Wah punches them off. Of course,
537
00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:04.839
this gives enough time for Doug to cut him off
538
00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:06.599
and hit a superplex for it too.
539
00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:11.279
Whoa, I mean, listen, James, I love me a good superplex,
540
00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:13.079
and I am so excited that I saw it in
541
00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:14.680
this match here tonight.
542
00:26:14.799 --> 00:26:16.839
Well, you know what's funny is like, sometimes I think
543
00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:19.240
we'll watch back to older wrestling. Superplex is a very
544
00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:21.319
big move. We've watched a couple of matches where it
545
00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:23.759
just straight up one matches. Remember that time Pak was
546
00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:25.960
using as his superplex deal his finish.
547
00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:29.279
He would go fucking almost brainbuster or he would do
548
00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:31.640
like stalling fucking vertical suplex off the top.
549
00:26:31.759 --> 00:26:34.279
Yeah, it was awesome, dude, that was fantastic. I think
550
00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:36.640
back to that a lot. And Uh, if you ever
551
00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:39.559
were wondering like when did the superplex maybe become a
552
00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:42.559
two count move, it was probably before this. But I
553
00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:45.359
want you to watch every single match tonight and see
554
00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:47.880
why people decided, Yeah, that's a two count move.
555
00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:51.440
Now, I just don't give a fuck about this move anymore. Man,
556
00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:54.400
they kill the vertical suplex or the superplex. Excuse me.
557
00:26:55.079 --> 00:26:58.039
So Bin Wah tries to German suplex Doug, but Doug
558
00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:01.200
holds on Benoa, then picks the foot, flips him into
559
00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:04.519
a flash pin, and picks up the wind stacks him.
560
00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.480
I mean, when Doug was elbowing out of this German
561
00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:11.039
that last one he hit hits ben Wall right in
562
00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:13.319
the fucking head, Like I'm surprised Ben Wall didn't like
563
00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.079
actually send him for a ride there.
564
00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:18.480
Yeah, he was gonna change the finish on the fly superplex.
565
00:27:18.559 --> 00:27:20.839
But I turn around and we go over the turbbuckle bus.
566
00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:26.440
Fuck Doug shoot hit him in that face on an elbow,
567
00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:27.960
so he's gonna take it on a Danny later in
568
00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:28.559
the back.
569
00:27:28.839 --> 00:27:32.640
The Jimmy Jacobs spy. Just them straight into the apron.
570
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:36.680
Just far right off the just go the other way.
571
00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:37.519
Oh my god.
572
00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:40.359
Yeah, so everybody hits the ring after the match. Here,
573
00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:43.480
Ben Wah takes down the bashums to Orlando Jordan comes in.
574
00:27:43.519 --> 00:27:44.519
It hits the flat.
575
00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:46.799
Liner right, which is Orlando Jordan's move.
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00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:49.119
For now until about an hour and a.
577
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:52.839
Half from now, and that told you do, Ben Wall,
578
00:27:53.160 --> 00:27:53.880
that's mine.
579
00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:57.119
So they all hold been on the corner and Rakeishi
580
00:27:57.160 --> 00:28:00.559
comes out and they hold the arms back all tight.
581
00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:02.599
Oh fuck.
582
00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:05.799
Be crazy.
583
00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:09.240
Wall gets fucking rimmed again with that. That sucks.
584
00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:11.920
You know what's funny is like we've watched so much
585
00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.599
wrestling on deadlock, and like I mean, like I've forgotten
586
00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:18.240
I don't know ninety percent of it, probably, but I
587
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:20.960
will never ever forget Kurt Angle holding the arms back
588
00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:24.559
on Chris bin Wah. She gives this man the stink face.
589
00:28:24.799 --> 00:28:26.039
That was devious.
590
00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:27.680
That was diabolic, man.
591
00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:31.640
That was really really fucked up, detrimental to a man's
592
00:28:31.720 --> 00:28:34.759
fucking brain. I gotta tell you that much, dude. Kurt
593
00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:39.039
Angle's like reaction when it's happening like that, shit is nuts, man. Dude,
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00:28:39.039 --> 00:28:41.319
if he was yelling ECW kurd Angle style while he
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00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:42.839
was doing that, it would have been the greatest fucking
596
00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:43.920
moment in wrestling history.
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00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:49.200
Arms fucking supinated sits nuts.
598
00:28:50.279 --> 00:28:53.319
Sadly it's not Rakishi that comes out, is it. Nah?
599
00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:56.039
So they all been on the corner here till the
600
00:28:56.240 --> 00:29:00.440
Undertaker Gong goes off and the lights go out and
601
00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.880
the lights come back on and Undertaker's in the ring.
602
00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:07.400
He's back. He's back. He hasn't been here since Mania.
603
00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:09.519
Oh my god. He knows that the houses go down
604
00:29:09.559 --> 00:29:11.400
after Mania, so he took a little break.
605
00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:14.880
Michael Carle says, the Undertaker is back. I had like
606
00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:17.960
a double take. I said, there's no way this guy
607
00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:19.359
is coming back, coming back for what?
608
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:22.640
Dude, every time we watch a different era, it's always
609
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:24.200
an Undertaker return episode.
610
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:28.079
Bro Is Farming returns back in the day. Any random
611
00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:31.119
SmackDown you tuned into back then, there's a good chance
612
00:29:31.119 --> 00:29:32.279
that Taker was returning.
613
00:29:32.359 --> 00:29:34.279
Dude. It's either he was returning or you get the
614
00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:38.000
video spooky with the goddamn tombstones and him rolling his
615
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:40.839
eyes back from that one shot from like goddamn ninety seven.
616
00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:43.519
The Undertaker returns next week.
617
00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:46.759
Every single time we watch smacks and I swear to god,
618
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:47.839
the Undertaker's back.
619
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:50.680
I mean, Taker bumps these dudes all around, he throws
620
00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:52.960
them all out of the ring, and JBL's on the ramp.
621
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:55.559
He's flipping out. This is what you done here? This
622
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:58.200
is my show. Who do you think you are? I am,
623
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:03.359
mister SmackDown. You don't deserve to be on my show,
624
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:06.160
and Teddy Long comes up behind jb on takes his
625
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:08.039
mic from him, and he says, I'll tell you who
626
00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:10.480
he is player. He's the man who's gonna be facing
627
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:12.440
you in the main event. And he said, you think
628
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:14.319
you're the true spack Down superstar, Well, we're gonna find
629
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:17.240
out because tonight, right here in Hershey, Pennsylvania, it'll be
630
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:19.599
JBL one on one with the Undertaker in a no
631
00:30:19.720 --> 00:30:21.000
disqualification match.
632
00:30:21.759 --> 00:30:25.079
Hey, why Yeah, I thought that was awesome. So JBL
633
00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:27.119
is gonna go one on one with Taker. I mean
634
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.640
that's a pretty big match. It's a step match to
635
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:32.680
on SmackDown. I said, okay, cool deal. Taker hasn't had
636
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.200
a match since Mania, like.
637
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:37.240
And you know, JBL goes for it right like he's
638
00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:39.640
a bleeder. He'll bleed for Taker's return, make you know,
639
00:30:39.799 --> 00:30:41.559
have a cool video baggage out of it or something.
640
00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:43.319
No way he knew the finish.
641
00:30:43.400 --> 00:30:45.400
Holy shit. Yeah, if I would knew it, I wanted
642
00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:45.880
to have watched.
643
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:50.519
So tonight on SmackDown, Matt Morgan with Carlito will face
644
00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:51.440
the big show.
645
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:53.839
That like threw me for a loop that was like
646
00:30:53.880 --> 00:31:00.880
a Universe randomizer. Fucking deal there. That is cool. Matt
647
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:05.759
Morgan with unbelievably black hair, and Carlito is the youngest
648
00:31:05.799 --> 00:31:07.160
man I've ever seen in my life.
649
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:09.960
And every time we see Big Show from around this era,
650
00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:11.799
he's eating a sandwich or something.
651
00:31:12.119 --> 00:31:14.880
He's got a different look too, He's like at different
652
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:17.319
varying levels of hair and facial hair ratio.
653
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:21.039
So next up here we have Eddie Guerrero versus Paul London.
654
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:22.920
Can you feel that heat?
655
00:31:23.400 --> 00:31:26.920
Yeah, Eddie has the Ringtone theme song. He comes out,
656
00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:29.880
he's fucking pissed. He looks like when he made his
657
00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:30.920
interest a ring of honor.
658
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:35.359
Dude, it's when he made his fucking one night stand entrance. Yeah,
659
00:31:35.400 --> 00:31:35.759
you're right.
660
00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:38.920
That's a good point too. Yeah, I you know, I
661
00:31:39.400 --> 00:31:41.160
like the Eddie liked this man. I think that this
662
00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:43.599
is a cool little deal for him after being babyfaced
663
00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:46.440
for so long. Of course, he goes into the raid
664
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:48.599
deal here, but I think Eddie pulled it off pretty.
665
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:51.119
Well here, dude, No, I love this. I love this
666
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:52.920
era of Eddie. He does a lot of great work.
667
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:56.240
He's also gigantic. He gets bigger than this somehow, in
668
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:58.839
like a year, He's got a Eddie stole my other
669
00:31:58.920 --> 00:31:59.720
shirt on.
670
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:03.119
Yeah, he had a lot of like really classic shirts
671
00:32:03.160 --> 00:32:03.559
back then.
672
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:07.000
The GTA one is the one I think of the most. Yeah.
673
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:09.200
Sure it is a cool shirt too. I can't believe
674
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:10.279
they actually made one like that.
675
00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:15.000
No, dude, I can't either. That's awesome. So last week
676
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:18.000
on SmackDown, we were supposed to be seeing a Keyo
677
00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:21.279
versus Paul London, but Eddie Guerrero came down and got
678
00:32:21.319 --> 00:32:22.640
in the ring with a mic and just start cutting
679
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:25.880
a promo, which just funny as shit. Yeah.
680
00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:27.200
Right in the middle of the match.
681
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:30.240
London kicked drop kicked a Keo into Eddie and then
682
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:32.880
that pissed Eddie off because he interrupted his promo. So
683
00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:35.400
Eddie throws him into the ring post and then throws
684
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:37.640
Paul London right to the floor. Paul London is the
685
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:39.200
goddamn Cruizweight Champion. Man.
686
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:40.920
Yeah, now we have a match between the two.
687
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:43.039
I'm excited, actually, I was looking forward to this. It
688
00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:45.200
seems like a dope match. And fucking Paul London does
689
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:47.559
the run to the ring, which I loved. I love
690
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:49.519
this theme song. Paul London was pretty awesome.
691
00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:52.680
Yes, I think Paul London was great. I actually wrote
692
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:54.400
something down about that. I'm sure at some point the
693
00:32:54.400 --> 00:32:56.839
match I'll pick up on it, but talk about that
694
00:32:56.920 --> 00:32:58.920
a little more. But yeah, Paul London comes out here,
695
00:32:58.960 --> 00:33:01.160
he runs straight to the ring, he slides into the
696
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:03.160
ring and Eddie kicks his fucking ass.
697
00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:05.640
Did He stomps him out immediately?
698
00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:08.640
So Paul London of course fights back. He is always
699
00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:10.480
fighting back in this match, which I thought was awesome.
700
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:12.960
I mean, London pretty much his entire offense here is
701
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:15.240
just throwing forearms. He's always fighting off the ground.
702
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:17.519
I mean, he's always been the underdog, even when he
703
00:33:17.559 --> 00:33:19.079
was on the indies, Like he was the please don't
704
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:21.319
die guy, Like he was always the one that you
705
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.000
would fucking rally behind to get up.
706
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:26.839
Yeah, he's a guy that like he did a lot
707
00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:30.039
in WWE in a very short time, but it feels
708
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:31.519
like he could have done more. I feel like he's
709
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:34.000
kind of an untapped guy, which is weird to say
710
00:33:34.519 --> 00:33:37.160
because he was Cruiserweight champ, he was tag champ. But
711
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:40.200
I still feel like they never discovered his best work.
712
00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:42.440
Like I don't feel like they gave him enough to
713
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:45.920
where he could reach his highest potential. And I definitely
714
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:48.160
think he had more time to do that for sure.
715
00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:52.160
Because they give they give Kendrick a little, a little run, right,
716
00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:53.799
Like he has a singles run where he's the Brian
717
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:56.519
Kendrick and he has his ego jackets holds the title
718
00:33:56.559 --> 00:33:59.720
for a minute, right, Yeah, and London never gets that
719
00:34:00.359 --> 00:34:03.359
in that fucking what was that deal? The Championship scramble?
720
00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:04.519
Yeah that's right.
721
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.000
Yeah, I enjoyed that they put that in the video games,
722
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:08.599
at the very least, the Championships Scramble.
723
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:12.079
So Eddie backbody drops London. Here he lands on his feet.
724
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:14.800
London runs straight at Eddie and runs straight into a
725
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:16.000
tilted world backbreaker.
726
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:18.800
Fucking awesome. That was like the blink of an eye
727
00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:19.719
that happened, dude.
728
00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:21.559
London fights up out of a chin lock. Here he
729
00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:24.360
hits his drop salt for a short double down here.
730
00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:28.360
But yeah, like I mentioned, he literally is going down
731
00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:30.840
and then standing up and Eddie goes to grab him
732
00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:33.159
and he just starts throwing four arms. There's just something
733
00:34:33.199 --> 00:34:36.159
about like I never say die baby face. That's awesome, man.
734
00:34:36.159 --> 00:34:39.440
There's no waiting around for anything, Like even if they
735
00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:41.079
know what they have to do next, it doesn't matter.
736
00:34:41.159 --> 00:34:43.159
London's standing up and throwing four arms before they get
737
00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:45.079
into it and Eddie has to cut him off like that.
738
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:46.239
Shit's awesome, man, it works.
739
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:48.719
Well, Yeah, there was no dead space here, like Eddie
740
00:34:48.760 --> 00:34:51.199
was having to fucking keep him down, and if he
741
00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:53.840
wasn't keeping him down, then London was throwing punches. There
742
00:34:53.920 --> 00:34:56.239
was a spot just before that, by the way, where
743
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:58.639
fucking London was going for ten punches in the corner
744
00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:00.280
and Eddie just power bombs him to hell.
745
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:03.000
Yeah that's true. He I mean, there was the sound
746
00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:04.119
on it was very gnarly.
747
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:06.639
Eddie is an underrated power bomb, yes.
748
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:08.480
I mean like he really would snap on it too,
749
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:09.960
especially older Eddie matches.
750
00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:12.440
Dude. Yeah, and like I'm heal Eddie, I'm you know,
751
00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:14.760
he don't give a fuck, pauland and you're gonna die.
752
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:18.199
Yeah for real. So London jumps off the second rope
753
00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:20.719
here over Eddie Guerrero kicks him back into the corner
754
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:22.960
and then follows up with a big jumping kick for
755
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:23.559
a two.
756
00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:25.519
Dude Lucha Underground slap on that one.
757
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:27.639
Yeah, that shit was like thunderous sounding.
758
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:29.679
It was loud as shit. Yeah, it was awesome.
759
00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:31.840
London heads back up to the top here, but Eddie
760
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:34.559
cuts him off at the legs. London bounces off the
761
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:36.880
top rope and falls backwards right onto his head.
762
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:40.639
Dude, he falls like shit. And then of course Eddie
763
00:35:41.159 --> 00:35:43.559
decides that that was not enough. You landing on your
764
00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:45.480
head backwards was not enough for your death.
765
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:47.480
No, he picks him up and he hits them with
766
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:48.280
the brainbuster.
767
00:35:48.599 --> 00:35:50.880
Dude. It's like a stalling one too, like he almost
768
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:54.440
loses him, and the split second that he's gonna lose
769
00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:58.199
the positioning, he drives him right on his head. Dude.
770
00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:01.199
Yeah, the the using the brainbuster is a heel move.
771
00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:04.239
Here is a great, great idea, like bringing that back
772
00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:06.639
into his repertoire after not using it for so long.
773
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:07.719
This is very cool.
774
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.239
Well, and it's funny because we were legit just talking
775
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:13.559
about his brainbuster against Liger when we watch that ninety
776
00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:15.599
five nitro and you were saying, you know, you don't
777
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:17.719
really remember him using it that much. It's like, oh fuck,
778
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:19.559
the next episode we watch he's doing a brainbuster.
779
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:22.679
Yeah, that's pretty cool. You know, it's really good, specifically
780
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:24.840
because he does the Three Amigos, which is like a
781
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:28.000
super face deal and like it's not as impactful, you know,
782
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:29.760
but then like there's just like I don't know, a
783
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:32.679
mood change between like the three Amigos and the brainbuster
784
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:35.880
that like the crowd that watches only him in WWE
785
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.239
right like can pick up on insults. It's like, Okay,
786
00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:41.119
this is like way more malicious than like the move
787
00:36:41.159 --> 00:36:43.159
he was doing before, which is cool, you know, it's
788
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:46.199
very simple but very good stuff. So Eddie goes for
789
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:49.639
the frog splash here, but instead he doesn't do it.
790
00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:52.199
He makes a face towards the crowd. He walks back
791
00:36:52.199 --> 00:36:55.519
over to London, and he locks in the Texas clover leaf.
792
00:36:56.159 --> 00:36:58.840
I thought that was I was totally expecting last from
793
00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:00.440
a Passo. Yeah, me too.
794
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:02.719
But maybe this is still him like figuring out what
795
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:04.239
his submission deal is gonna be.
796
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:06.360
Because I don't remember, I mean maybe I'm sure somebody
797
00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:07.920
else will be able to tell us. I don't remember
798
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.920
this becoming a mainstay of like Eddie's repertoire. No, I
799
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:13.480
don't either.
800
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:15.719
But it looked great, and they got a great close
801
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:17.639
up shot of Eddie like shaking when he had it
802
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:18.920
in here, which looked great.
803
00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:21.920
Dude, super close up shot like he's fucking I mean,
804
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:23.960
London holds on for a good amount of time too here,
805
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:26.840
which I thought was cool. They gave him some struggle
806
00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:29.360
until he eventually taps out, and even after he taps out,
807
00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:32.199
Eddie's Eddie goes from shaking fucking angry to like a
808
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:34.159
smile on his face while still holding the move.
809
00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:36.599
Yeah, this was by far my favorite match of the night.
810
00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:41.800
Holy fuck Yeah, Like, I saw this and I had
811
00:37:41.800 --> 00:37:42.960
hope for the rest of the episode.
812
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:48.000
I'll be honest with you, you fool, you fool. So Ray
813
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:50.440
Mysterio hits the ring here after Eddie holds on with
814
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:54.920
the Texas clover leaf and Ray Mysterio gives it to Eddie.
815
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:55.119
Here.
816
00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:56.679
Man, it is pretty brutal.
817
00:37:57.360 --> 00:38:01.519
He throws a chair right at Eddie to fucking break
818
00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:05.719
this up. Initially, he swings this chair so hard at
819
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.119
Eddie's head and Eddie does not get the hands up
820
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:12.239
and it makes an unbelievable sound. Ray brains them and
821
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:14.199
then beats the shit out of him in his back
822
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:17.480
with a chair. They fight to the ramp until the
823
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:19.880
referees and Finley come out to break it up. And
824
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.239
it's very funny because there's an overhead shot here of
825
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.320
like them getting split up and you can see Finley
826
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:27.440
very blatantly pushing Ray to go chase Eddie again, and
827
00:38:27.480 --> 00:38:29.079
he runs up the rampant jumps Eddie.
828
00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:31.920
Yeah. I like that, and the referees and all that
829
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:34.360
separate him again. I always think like a fake out
830
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:36.079
brawl finish is always cool.
831
00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:39.960
Yeah, No, it's great. I enjoyed all this was. Uh,
832
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:41.400
the show could have started and ended here and I
833
00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:42.159
would have had a good time.
834
00:38:42.199 --> 00:38:44.960
Yeah, I mean he just that chair shot to Eddie's
835
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:46.480
head was just so brutal, man.
836
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:49.400
He I mean it is so. I didn't expect that, honestly,
837
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:51.639
because I don't know how many times I've seen Ray
838
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:53.519
brain somebody with a chair.
839
00:38:53.800 --> 00:38:55.719
Yeah. I mean he fucking went for it too, dude.
840
00:38:55.760 --> 00:38:57.760
Like it looked great. I'm sure that's what they said,
841
00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:00.559
Like this guy looked great. Here, easy go you One
842
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:03.800
Night's stand special Encore presentation All Week brought to you
843
00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:05.079
by Destroy All Humans.
844
00:39:05.400 --> 00:39:07.239
It would have been better if they listen to me.
845
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:09.320
Did you ever play Just for All Humans?
846
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:11.920
No? I just know of it because of w W
847
00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:15.039
E Oh what really? Wow? Yeah, I don't know anything
848
00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:16.360
about it, Like I legitally.
849
00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:17.360
Didn't play like the second one either.
850
00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:19.519
No, I just know it as like as a cool ad.
851
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:20.679
That's all I know about.
852
00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:22.360
It, dude. I mean the game was fucking pretty fun.
853
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:24.039
I remember we used to rent that one at my
854
00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:26.800
buddy's house. We spend all day just run ahead first
855
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:29.840
into each other outside and then his mom would let
856
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:31.800
us back in. That was the thing back then, Like
857
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:35.079
parents would just lock the door and put you outside,
858
00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:37.800
and like that's where you spent your day. So, yeah,
859
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:39.679
what do we what do we do? Yeah, we beat
860
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:41.159
the fuck out of each other. We ran to the
861
00:39:41.159 --> 00:39:44.559
woods and did whatever the fuck. But yeah, so I
862
00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:46.679
remember like we would spend all day out there just
863
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:49.239
fucking hitting shit with sticks, and then we'd come back
864
00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:51.760
in for dinner, and then we'd rent a game, and
865
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:53.519
like that was one that we were. We would rent
866
00:39:53.559 --> 00:39:55.519
Man Destroy All Humans. We played the fuck out of that.
867
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.039
You walk around a little alien dude, you fun shit up.
868
00:39:58.079 --> 00:39:58.599
That's legit.
869
00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:01.239
All you do really walk around is this fucking little
870
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:03.239
alien dude, you funck shit up. Yeah, I remember you
871
00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:05.119
could like fuck with the cows and shit too, like
872
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:06.760
going to the cowfield and fuck with the cows as
873
00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:07.599
the alien dude.
874
00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:10.519
That's like a fucking legendary. Goddamn thing that the aliens
875
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:12.599
always would abduct the damn cows. Dude.
876
00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:14.760
Yeah, from South Park, which is probably why we did
877
00:40:14.760 --> 00:40:18.480
it a lot. Yeah, shit was fucking fun, man. Yeah,
878
00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:20.079
it was so cool. They made a second one.
879
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:21.239
Was it multiplayer?
880
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:23.320
We just passed the controller. I don't even remember if
881
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:24.320
it was a multiplayer or not.
882
00:40:24.639 --> 00:40:26.519
Sure, okay, yeah, yeah, I.
883
00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:28.559
Just remember this game, man, Like this was like the
884
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:30.639
epitome of rental game.
885
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:32.719
Sure. It was like a weekend special.
886
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:35.239
Yeah, shit was fun though. I mean games like that
887
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:37.559
and like where you just fuck sit up, like Godzilla,
888
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:39.559
Melee or whatever that game was. Do you remember that one?
889
00:40:39.639 --> 00:40:41.719
Oh? Okay, I do love games like that where you
890
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:43.599
could just fucking destroy everything around that that's.
891
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:47.039
Legital it was. Yeah, it's like that game in Grandma's Boy.
892
00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:49.119
What was that game called Demonic or something where you
893
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:51.360
just walk around like a crack house with a demon
894
00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:53.800
and destroyed shit. Like there was a lot of games
895
00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:56.639
back then. I think they were supposed to make that
896
00:40:56.639 --> 00:40:58.920
a real game too, the Demonic game. They just never did.
897
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:00.480
Should have.
898
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.719
Yeah, but like that's a lot of rental games is
899
00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:05.960
like here you are, we put you in an area.
900
00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:08.400
Now fuck everything up and like, I was super into
901
00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:10.400
games like that back then. I love that shit. State
902
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:12.599
of Emergency was another one where like you just all
903
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:14.480
you did was function it up, like that's all you
904
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:15.440
did was fun.
905
00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:17.440
That is fucking awesome. I don't know why I didn't
906
00:41:17.480 --> 00:41:19.559
like I it seems like a game I totally would
907
00:41:19.559 --> 00:41:20.840
have rented too, I don't know why I didn't.
908
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:23.199
Yeah, it's got a ton of little jokes in there too. Yeah,
909
00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:28.559
it's a good game. So we got backstage here. Ray
910
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:30.519
and Eddie are still fighting in the garage area.
911
00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:32.320
They're going forward to they're kN gonna a bunch of
912
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:34.960
shit over and then they fight into the No Mercy
913
00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:35.639
semi truck.
914
00:41:35.800 --> 00:41:37.960
They do and they actually fight inside of it, which
915
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:38.920
I thought was very cool.
916
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:41.639
Dude, I love that even more that I love. So
917
00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:44.079
there's a ladder in there and Ray is like running
918
00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:47.400
it into Eddie and uh, Eddie's you know, getting fucked
919
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:49.280
up here, and Ray tells everyone to move. He goes
920
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:51.400
outside and he's trying to press the button to lower
921
00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:55.039
the door to I guess trap Eddie inside of the
922
00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:55.760
semi truck.
923
00:41:55.960 --> 00:41:57.599
He was gonna trap him in, Eddie in it so
924
00:41:57.639 --> 00:41:58.920
they could beat the fuck out of each other with
925
00:41:58.920 --> 00:41:59.840
the Audione's stopping it.
926
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:02.400
Okay, so Ray is going to go do this. Meanwhile
927
00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:06.440
in the back, Eddie is like because Ray ran him
928
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.320
into like the steel fence. He had a ladder and
929
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:10.360
he run him into the steel fence. Ray goes out
930
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:12.519
to close the door and Eddie is climbing the steel
931
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:14.960
fence inside this truck. Dude.
932
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.280
I love that they have like the steel cage like
933
00:42:17.320 --> 00:42:19.400
pressed against the wall and shit, that's like a real
934
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:21.199
truck that they used for this shit, which I thought
935
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:21.760
was pretty cool.
936
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:25.119
They used it, and Eddie's fucking trying to climb it.
937
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:28.280
It's fucking insane. But so Ray presses the button to
938
00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:31.119
lower the door. It starts lowering, and last second Eddie's
939
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:34.039
able to slide out and lock Ray in there. Son
940
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:35.119
of a bitch. Dude.
941
00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:37.400
I love that he does a little roll under the door. Yeah,
942
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:39.199
that was cool, good deal man. I like this.
943
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:44.159
Ray's flipping Eddie, Eddie. It was Ray. He has to
944
00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:45.960
just go with the ring truck now.
945
00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:48.159
Yeah, I guess he couldn't click that button again.
946
00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:51.760
Sadly there was reps in there too, wasn't there.
947
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:53.800
Yeah, there was no way out.
948
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:55.039
Ray should kick their ass.
949
00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:58.159
So we go backstage here, JBL tells the Bash and
950
00:42:58.280 --> 00:43:01.199
brothers that they're come into the room with him tonight,
951
00:43:01.639 --> 00:43:04.559
and Orlando Jordan says, no way.
952
00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:08.119
Well, at first, he says, you know, yeah, you guys
953
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:10.679
are gonna come with me too, and JBL says, whoa
954
00:43:10.960 --> 00:43:13.079
hold on? Now, I got a main event match with
955
00:43:13.119 --> 00:43:15.760
the Undertaker. You got some shitty ass mid card match?
956
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:16.719
Are you kidding me? Hey?
957
00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:19.679
Fuck you dude. I'm facing hardcore Holly tonight.
958
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:21.440
Yeah, and I hope he beats the fuck out of
959
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.480
you before, during, and after the match.
960
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:26.440
Yeah, And I hope Undertaker symbolizes you, buddy.
961
00:43:26.519 --> 00:43:32.480
Shut up. Orlando says, listen, my match is important. I
962
00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:35.159
got a US TAL match. I'm facing Hawker Holly and
963
00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:38.159
No of Fence JABL. I'm the only champion in the cabinet,
964
00:43:38.480 --> 00:43:41.159
and JBL says, listen, I'm the fucking boss. These guys
965
00:43:41.159 --> 00:43:43.159
work for me. They're going to the ring with me.
966
00:43:43.639 --> 00:43:45.760
And he looks at one of the bashrooms. Isn't that
967
00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:49.719
right Danny? And he steps up and he says, I'm
968
00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:54.079
not Danny, I'm Doug. And it's about time you got
969
00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:56.480
it straight. And of course, the real crowd pops for
970
00:43:56.559 --> 00:43:59.599
this because they're super invested in the baschroom's angle.
971
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:01.920
And they knew which one was Danny and which one
972
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:02.599
was Doug too.
973
00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:08.480
JBL looked like a fool, and Doug, who this obviously is, says,
974
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:11.360
matter of fact, we're not gonna go out with either
975
00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:13.719
one of you. Danny says, we're second tired of being
976
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:16.159
crash test dummies for you guys. J B says, what
977
00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:18.320
are you trying to say? And Doug says what we're
978
00:44:18.320 --> 00:44:22.000
trying to say is we quit and they both walk off.
979
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:24.679
Can you fucking believe it? You were there. You got
980
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:28.639
to witness the Basham's leaving the cabinet like this is huge,
981
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:31.679
a monumental night in the history of this great sport.
982
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:34.559
A lot of big moments here. Danny and Doug have
983
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:38.880
left the cabinet. Now what do you think they do
984
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:39.400
after that?
985
00:44:41.320 --> 00:44:45.519
You know, I seriously like I couldn't even if you
986
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:48.400
gave me, if you gave me a multiple choice, I
987
00:44:48.480 --> 00:44:50.920
still would get this wrong. I have no idea what
988
00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:51.599
they do after this.
989
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:55.840
All right, well, they become one of the last minute
990
00:44:55.880 --> 00:44:59.400
trades in the draft. I'm sorry, Danny Basham is one
991
00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.360
of the last minutes trades in the draft, which sees
992
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:04.599
him leave SmackDown. This marked the end of his partnership
993
00:45:04.599 --> 00:45:08.000
with his twin brother, who remained on SmackDown. On July
994
00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:10.960
eighteenth episode of Raw, Danny Basher made his first appearance
995
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:13.800
on Raw as one of Jericho's hand pick lumberjacks in
996
00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:16.760
a lumberjack match between John Cena and Snitsky. He works
997
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:19.920
some dark matches in August. The Damaga made his TV
998
00:45:20.039 --> 00:45:24.079
debut on September eleventh on Heat, and he was gothic.
999
00:45:24.480 --> 00:45:26.960
He had new music and black face paint and running
1000
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:30.679
the entire consisting of black But this can't be fucking real. This,
1001
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:31.880
none of this is real.
1002
00:45:32.039 --> 00:45:33.000
This is serotonin.
1003
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:38.199
And then he goes back to OVW and then they
1004
00:45:38.239 --> 00:45:40.480
bring him in Doug bashing back up as the goddamn
1005
00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:43.840
security enforces for Hayman. That's it, and that's it.
1006
00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:46.159
Yeah, maybe you should have quit the.
1007
00:45:46.159 --> 00:45:48.679
Cabinet, dude, Probably fucking not.
1008
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.119
You know what sucks is like, So they quit the cabinet.
1009
00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:55.159
They send him to Raw. He finally gets the singles
1010
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:58.519
run and they immediately put him with Jericha as a.
1011
00:45:58.519 --> 00:46:01.639
Henchman and not even It's like for a one night
1012
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:02.960
thing too, Like, I don't even know if it's like,
1013
00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:05.599
you know, it probably didn't do more than just that
1014
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:07.599
he was a lumberjack, and then he's fucked off.
1015
00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:12.280
Well, the draft lottery continues. It's the moving render of
1016
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:14.280
Triple A's dribbling the water out of his mouth.
1017
00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:20.559
I hate that one, man, That one's that thought.
1018
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:22.639
Like, you know, maybe he'll spin it or something. No,
1019
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:28.159
he just dribbles it out of his shit. It's like
1020
00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:31.559
a little too much. Yeah, like that's brutal, dude. Yeah,
1021
00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:32.920
that one's fucked up for sure.
1022
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:35.480
The Flair one is like from when he first got
1023
00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:37.559
to w w F. You're right, it is.
1024
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:40.719
It's like consortium Rick Flair, right, Yeah, they.
1025
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:43.039
Just Flair didn't feel like doing another one. All right,
1026
00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:43.760
no big deal.
1027
00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:49.239
Take your fucking picture's pal, I'm not doing fucking shit.
1028
00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:54.960
Depends on your gene off, fuck him and fuck you. Yeah,
1029
00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:57.159
which we're all superstars heading to the good side.
1030
00:46:57.320 --> 00:47:00.639
Michael Cole says, we'll find out tonight, says not just
1031
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:05.920
that Carlito's cabana. Yeah, James, he liked those fucking segreency
1032
00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:08.239
You love that. That's your fucking that's your whole thing,
1033
00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:09.559
your whole life right there.
1034
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:12.199
It is my whole life.
1035
00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:18.320
You're right, somehow this is your life. That's with Booker
1036
00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:21.639
T and Charmel and uh Tess says, hopefully he's a gentleman.
1037
00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:23.519
Doesn't spit an apple on anyone's face, if you know
1038
00:47:23.599 --> 00:47:26.239
what I mean? What is there? Like an innuendo? There?
1039
00:47:26.480 --> 00:47:29.760
He spits in people's fucking faces, Like that's what he does. Dude.
1040
00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:32.800
If there's a Carlito's Cabana and there's not an apple
1041
00:47:32.840 --> 00:47:36.800
being spit in some direction, fuck you, Like, why did
1042
00:47:36.840 --> 00:47:37.360
you do this?
1043
00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:40.159
What a waste? What a goddamn waste.
1044
00:47:40.920 --> 00:47:43.840
So now it's time for the Carlito Cabana town hall. Here,
1045
00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:47.840
Carlito is here, his guest Booker T ands Charmel come out,
1046
00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:50.000
and they're dressed very nicely.
1047
00:47:49.960 --> 00:47:53.960
Dude, they're dressed super nicely. So Carlito's here. He says,
1048
00:47:54.800 --> 00:48:00.079
Chi Pensavania, Chocolate City. That's actually cool. Yeah, big bob, oh,
1049
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:01.039
Yeah that's cool. Yeah.
1050
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:02.760
Yeah, the way to go.
1051
00:48:03.039 --> 00:48:05.400
He says, I look at all you. I see thousands
1052
00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:09.960
of fat people with bedskin. Ah, dude, who probably get diabetes.
1053
00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:13.239
That's fucking funny. That was a crazy way to put that,
1054
00:48:13.239 --> 00:48:19.519
who probably get diabetes, Like he's fuck where to go ahead?
1055
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:23.119
That's cool. There is a lot of Carlito signs though.
1056
00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:25.239
Yeah, I mean he gets a lot of time on
1057
00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:27.840
this TV show. Dude, absolu fucking lutely.
1058
00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:30.519
So he starts talking about Matt Morgan facing the Big
1059
00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:32.800
Show later and he says, uh, Matt Morgan getting ready
1060
00:48:32.840 --> 00:48:34.519
to beat the Big Show and get him out of
1061
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:38.480
Kaalito's life forever, but Colito getting a little of him. So,
1062
00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:41.079
ladies and gentlemen, it's out of the cabana and Kalito's
1063
00:48:41.079 --> 00:48:43.800
special guest tonight, book Gertea and Sea Mel. As you said,
1064
00:48:43.800 --> 00:48:46.840
they come out super nicely dressed. Booker still does the
1065
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:49.360
pyro even in dress clothes, which I thought was very funny.
1066
00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:51.280
Yeah, I think he thought it was funny too, Like
1067
00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:52.840
Book a smaller thresshole intro.
1068
00:48:53.559 --> 00:48:56.000
It kind of felt like the piro was hit a
1069
00:48:56.039 --> 00:48:58.159
little late too, like obviously they have to put it
1070
00:48:58.159 --> 00:49:00.039
out there, but I don't know if they thought he
1071
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:03.280
is gonna do it or not. So Cole of course says, well,
1072
00:49:03.320 --> 00:49:07.920
this is cool, that's his thing, man, But we got
1073
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.960
like fifteen minutes left in this segment or side just
1074
00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:13.920
like him do the cools? All right, So Michael Cole says, well,
1075
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:16.239
we saw what Booker T did to that pervert kurd
1076
00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:19.760
Angle last week. Well shit, and that's what I realized.
1077
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:20.800
What era we were in?
1078
00:49:21.079 --> 00:49:22.719
Yeah, what are the odds? Like, we're in the middle
1079
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:24.760
of the kurd Angle Booker t feud right here.
1080
00:49:24.719 --> 00:49:26.800
He says, Angle ran to raw and bookteing his wife
1081
00:49:26.840 --> 00:49:29.639
Charmel are all smiles tonights and Taz says, yeah, that's right. Uh,
1082
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:31.920
you know, Kurt does have a problem going for other
1083
00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:34.239
men's wives. That's a no, no, you don't do that
1084
00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:37.039
in this game. Kurd Angle is a little bit of
1085
00:49:37.039 --> 00:49:38.039
a pervert, no doubt.
1086
00:49:41.039 --> 00:49:43.719
Hey man, kurd Angle's not here right now, like they'll
1087
00:49:43.760 --> 00:49:44.639
talk about it like that.
1088
00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:48.079
I mean, it was so matter of fact. Kurd Angle
1089
00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:51.960
is a little bit of a pervert, no doubt. Fuck. So, anyway,
1090
00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:54.559
you could eat chocolate on the beach, right, you can
1091
00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:57.800
eat that chocolate, the big uh you know, the big
1092
00:49:57.920 --> 00:49:58.840
chocolate balls.
1093
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:04.599
I feel like everyone on this show tonight said chocolate just.
1094
00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:10.119
Like that chocolate. Yeah, I know, chocolate, dude. He legit says,
1095
00:50:10.559 --> 00:50:14.119
you can eat like a big big chocolate balls. That
1096
00:50:14.239 --> 00:50:18.920
was weird, he said. He said that was weird, kind
1097
00:50:18.920 --> 00:50:19.800
of came out wrong.
1098
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:25.159
Like Taz is just he's nuts, man at this time,
1099
00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:26.559
he's just fucking nuts.
1100
00:50:26.719 --> 00:50:30.000
It's a tape show. They kept it him. He probably
1101
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:30.360
dubbed that.
1102
00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:37.920
He said, let me add this line, chocolate chocolate balls.
1103
00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:44.239
Michael Cole is trying to not like fucking laugh right
1104
00:50:44.239 --> 00:50:47.440
into the microphone. So Carlino says, you know, you see,
1105
00:50:47.880 --> 00:50:50.599
I'm a relaxinite. It could be your thrill that kurd
1106
00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:53.360
Angle got drafted the raw Booker says, you gotta be
1107
00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:56.440
kidding me. Kurt's the last person I want to draft it.
1108
00:50:56.519 --> 00:50:59.079
The rall. You know, most couples they like go camping,
1109
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:03.320
fashing pig Nick and me and my wife, we get
1110
00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:06.559
our kicks beating the hell out of kurd Angle and
1111
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:11.840
anybody else. And Carlito hits his classic line that that's sweet,
1112
00:51:12.159 --> 00:51:12.960
that's real sweet.
1113
00:51:14.199 --> 00:51:17.679
Yeah, what the fuck, Carly, that's not your thing? Say
1114
00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:20.199
that's cool or it's not cool because we're in the
1115
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:23.559
fucking chocolate city. He's just sweet, of course. Yeah, where
1116
00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:26.840
thousands of fat people with bad skids probably get diabetes.
1117
00:51:28.039 --> 00:51:31.079
From all the chocolate ball.
1118
00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:33.719
But I digress.
1119
00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:45.360
That is too sweet. Hey, yo, one second, Booker, it
1120
00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:53.559
did survey time, So yeah, Carlino says, that's sweet, that's
1121
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:56.559
real sweet U. And he says, let's teak about something romantic.
1122
00:51:56.679 --> 00:51:59.880
Think about next week a candle at dinner, soft playing
1123
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:02.800
music and Kurt Angle having his way with your wife.
1124
00:52:03.400 --> 00:52:05.000
Dude, Booker is pissed.
1125
00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:08.840
Dude, Booker's fucking pissed. Curl just supplies Kurt's gonna fuck
1126
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:11.519
his wife. Booker said, what the fuck? Cola says, WHOA,
1127
00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:16.159
take it easy, Relax, relax. Colito does not what that
1128
00:52:16.199 --> 00:52:22.239
to happen, Like, no fucking wonder this guy got over.
1129
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:26.440
This guy's the best for sure. So he says, let's
1130
00:52:26.440 --> 00:52:29.719
face the fact. Charmel's a SmackDown diva, which means as possible,
1131
00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:31.199
she could get drafted the raw. And if there were
1132
00:52:31.239 --> 00:52:33.960
to happen, then poor Charmel would be helpless and Kurt
1133
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.320
could get to it anytime, and it's not a damn
1134
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:39.039
thing you could do about it. So my suggestion is
1135
00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:41.440
enjoy the time you have together because depending on how
1136
00:52:41.480 --> 00:52:44.760
the draft lottery goes, your marriage and your lives could
1137
00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:47.960
be shattered. And on a personal note, Gallito thinks that'd
1138
00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:49.880
be very very cool.
1139
00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:55.559
Bookers hes so pissed. I'm sick of you.
1140
00:52:55.760 --> 00:53:01.119
I'm sick of this damn cabana cabana.
1141
00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:05.519
What the fuck? Looker says, you know what, man, and
1142
00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:07.880
Charmel's trying to stop him. Carlo says, listen to take
1143
00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:11.320
it easy, and Charmel gets the mic says, I know
1144
00:53:11.320 --> 00:53:12.639
what you're trying to do, but you're right. You know
1145
00:53:12.639 --> 00:53:14.559
this could be the last time we're together, and if
1146
00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:16.480
that's the case, we want to leave you with a
1147
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:18.840
little sound to remember us by. And Carldo says what.
1148
00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:21.280
So Booker t punches him right in the face.
1149
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:24.079
Yeah, he starts kicking the shit out of him.
1150
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:27.320
Dude. He fucking fires off on him, sends him off
1151
00:53:27.320 --> 00:53:29.599
the rope, super kicks the shit out of him. Carlito
1152
00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:32.239
powders to the ramp, and then Booker and Charmel, I
1153
00:53:32.239 --> 00:53:34.400
guess there's a basket of apples, which of course would
1154
00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:37.480
be here at the Carlito's cabana. They start throwing apples
1155
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:39.639
as hard as possible at Carlito on the ramp.
1156
00:53:39.920 --> 00:53:42.360
Dude, the superkick was pretty brutal, like.
1157
00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:44.559
He got all of that dude, he gives it to
1158
00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:46.760
him too. Yeah, Like, I mean, it was a really
1159
00:53:46.800 --> 00:53:47.679
fucking good one.
1160
00:53:47.760 --> 00:53:50.760
I thought he was going Harlem sidekick. No way, he
1161
00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:52.760
said that through his face.
1162
00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:56.039
Man, good god, that's not sweet, yo.
1163
00:53:56.079 --> 00:53:58.639
I mean like he also says, like the doctor says,
1164
00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:01.840
an apple a day keeps cars are running away? Can
1165
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:02.639
you take that.
1166
00:54:04.559 --> 00:54:07.840
Suck, dude?
1167
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.800
Yeah, I mean they're throwing apples crazy at this fucking guy.
1168
00:54:11.199 --> 00:54:13.559
Dude, they're throwing them super hard. And Tazz even says,
1169
00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:15.719
you know, they can pitch for the Phillies. One could
1170
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:18.599
pitch for the Phillies. One caud pitch for the Pirates.
1171
00:54:18.880 --> 00:54:25.599
Whatever they got here, the hersheet baseball highway team. Right,
1172
00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:29.800
And that is all we'll say about the Phillies. Thank you.
1173
00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:31.039
Let's move on to the next seg.
1174
00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:33.440
So, I mean that leaves the question wide open, though,
1175
00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:36.800
who are you taking into playoffs to close the game out?
1176
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:39.800
Oh my goodness, Ryan Kirkery or Booker t.
1177
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:46.079
Oh my god, the playoffs?
1178
00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:47.960
Yeah, I mean we might as well talk about it
1179
00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:49.599
here because you ain't getting to the playoffs this year.
1180
00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:52.360
Okay, that's not fucking true. And that's insane to say that,
1181
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:54.239
Like Marlin's are right on your ass, buddy, They are
1182
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:57.639
really not right on my ass. That's crazy to say.
1183
00:54:57.639 --> 00:54:59.280
You're not gonna take a right Kirkery.
1184
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:03.199
Take a Ryan Kirkering to the closest highway and I
1185
00:55:03.239 --> 00:55:04.320
will launch him off of it.
1186
00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:08.280
We go backstage here, Carlito is fucking pissed that Matt
1187
00:55:08.320 --> 00:55:09.440
Morgan didn't come help.
1188
00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:12.320
Dude. He is fucking losing it. Matt Morgan with the
1189
00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:16.079
most just dyed black hair possible with spikes. I don't know.
1190
00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:18.480
He's just trying to figure out something here and Carlito
1191
00:55:18.639 --> 00:55:20.679
is losing it. You see what happened to Carlita? What
1192
00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:22.559
ab weret you? You're supposed to be, carlito big backup.
1193
00:55:22.599 --> 00:55:24.079
You're supposed to be a big back up. About making
1194
00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:27.000
me out? And Matt Morgan has a stutter, of course,
1195
00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:29.679
and he says, my match you You told me to
1196
00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:31.719
stay in the back. Who guess what I told you?
1197
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:34.239
To defend me against Carlly too. You're supposed to depend
1198
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:35.760
me against people like book Day and his wife. We'll
1199
00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:39.599
talk about him wood. Matt Morgan tries to apologize the
1200
00:55:39.599 --> 00:55:41.639
Big Show's music hits, and Carlito tells him to go
1201
00:55:41.639 --> 00:55:43.000
out there and Beat. The Big Show.
1202
00:55:43.679 --> 00:55:47.639
SmackDown has brought to you by the Nintendo DS. Touching
1203
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:48.400
is good.
1204
00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:51.960
I didn't have a DS. Really never had a DS. No.
1205
00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:54.159
I think I I went Game Boy Advance and then
1206
00:55:54.199 --> 00:55:56.320
I think I was overhandheld. I never went back.
1207
00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:59.280
Wow, I had a DS. I still have my DS,
1208
00:55:59.639 --> 00:56:01.440
I don't. I think it's the original DS. It might
1209
00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:05.400
be the DS light. Yes, maybe it's that. Maybe it's
1210
00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:07.679
the DS light that I have still. But yeah, I
1211
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:09.920
remember getting it at Walmart. I wasn't even in my hometown.
1212
00:56:10.440 --> 00:56:13.880
I definitely think I was wrong, like for not pursuing
1213
00:56:13.880 --> 00:56:15.559
more handhelds, because I totally missed out on that, and
1214
00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:16.760
I totally missed out on the PSP.
1215
00:56:17.199 --> 00:56:22.039
Dude, I remember like Ninten Dogs. Man, that shit was crazy.
1216
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:24.679
What really, dude? Ninten Dogs had.
1217
00:56:24.639 --> 00:56:27.840
People playing games that never played games before, Like, oh
1218
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:30.280
oh it was nuts, man, Yeah, it was a pretty
1219
00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:33.239
popular game. You had a dog, like they had dog,
1220
00:56:33.400 --> 00:56:35.639
Like my sister had Nintendo DS and she had a dog,
1221
00:56:35.719 --> 00:56:38.159
you know, and like she'd fucking take care of the dog.
1222
00:56:38.199 --> 00:56:39.559
And shit was kind of like did you minds like
1223
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:42.199
a tamagotchi, but like there's like a dog on the
1224
00:56:42.239 --> 00:56:42.880
screen and stuff.
1225
00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.519
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
1226
00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:48.119
Now ten pay as you go made simple.
1227
00:56:48.440 --> 00:56:48.960
What was that?
1228
00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:51.719
I assume it's some sort of calling card or something.
1229
00:56:51.880 --> 00:56:54.800
Mmmm, get the minutes, gotta get the minutes. Of course
1230
00:56:54.840 --> 00:56:57.760
that doesn't like. No, there's a huge group of people
1231
00:56:57.800 --> 00:56:59.280
listening to this that I have no idea what that means.
1232
00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:01.639
No, I mean, and they never will. I don't know
1233
00:57:01.639 --> 00:57:02.719
if it ever goes back to that.
1234
00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:06.760
You don't need to really And Stride's power pad. They
1235
00:57:06.800 --> 00:57:10.599
made these stronger SHRIDEX pads, like it wasn't already pretty
1236
00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:11.440
fucking strong.
1237
00:57:12.440 --> 00:57:15.679
So we have Big Show versus Matt Morgan. Big Show
1238
00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:17.599
is here. He is very very large.
1239
00:57:17.920 --> 00:57:25.559
He's large, quite bald, small mustache, goatee situation.
1240
00:57:26.079 --> 00:57:28.079
This is the mustache they shaved off a whole Cogan
1241
00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:29.800
on the WCW episode we watched.
1242
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:32.960
I hate this. I don't like. I don't like. Kelly
1243
00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:35.000
looks here. Man, it's really sweaty.
1244
00:57:35.159 --> 00:57:36.480
He was working through it for sure.
1245
00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:38.599
Yeah, and like, I mean, well, you know you got
1246
00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:40.599
a fucking over Matt Morgan.
1247
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:43.239
Yeah. Three weeks ago, Matt Morgan hit a F five
1248
00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:44.840
on The Big Show through the announced table.
1249
00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:46.639
Dude, he hit an F five on Big Show, and
1250
00:57:46.760 --> 00:57:49.360
the left leg of the table just didn't collapse. So
1251
00:57:49.360 --> 00:57:51.920
Big Show's rib just entirely smashes onto it.
1252
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:54.280
That sucks, dude, Yeah, that does suck.
1253
00:57:54.519 --> 00:57:56.480
And Michael Cole says, well, you know, Big Show has
1254
00:57:56.519 --> 00:57:58.920
had to have at least heard the whispers that perhaps
1255
00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:01.400
Matt Morgan is bigger and badder than the Big Show.
1256
00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:03.079
Who the fuck is saying that?
1257
00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:08.519
Yeah, for real, man, that's nuts. It's probably Danny Basham.
1258
00:58:11.159 --> 00:58:12.119
It was moving too.
1259
00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:15.360
Yeah, Matt Morgan has the goatee with the sideburns here
1260
00:58:16.239 --> 00:58:18.440
kind of looks like Seth Rogan and forty year old virgin.
1261
00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:19.239
You remember that look?
1262
00:58:19.559 --> 00:58:22.960
Oh great, shouts Yes, he does look like that. I
1263
00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:26.079
mean he has I mean this die job is in
1264
00:58:26.119 --> 00:58:27.760
his scalp like this is black.
1265
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:31.559
Yeah, no, it is very very dark. And yeah, I
1266
00:58:31.559 --> 00:58:33.679
mean that's a superstar right there. That's he's gotta be
1267
00:58:33.679 --> 00:58:34.880
bigger and better in the Big Show.
1268
00:58:35.119 --> 00:58:36.679
I mean, I'm looking at that guy, and you know,
1269
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:39.239
between these two guys, which ones I'm shooting DNA to
1270
00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:41.519
the moon for gotta go with Matt Morgan.
1271
00:58:41.760 --> 00:58:42.679
I go with Carlito.
1272
00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:45.320
Oh that's sweet.
1273
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:47.480
So we start the match off here, big Shot throws
1274
00:58:47.519 --> 00:58:51.000
Morgan into the corner and fucking unloads on him with punches.
1275
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:54.280
Here, dude, he is firing off on this fucking dude.
1276
00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:58.000
He sends him to the opposite buckle overhand chop, which
1277
00:58:58.079 --> 00:58:59.199
is gnarly.
1278
00:58:59.639 --> 00:59:01.920
Yeah, overhand shop. He does it a few times. Actually,
1279
00:59:01.960 --> 00:59:03.559
he takes them to different parts of the ring and
1280
00:59:03.599 --> 00:59:05.320
just overhand chops the shit out of him.
1281
00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:07.760
Classic. I love that. I love a good big show
1282
00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:11.119
overhand chop. How many dudes do the overhand chop? Do they? Nah?
1283
00:59:11.440 --> 00:59:13.280
Not really? I mean, like usually you have to be
1284
00:59:13.320 --> 00:59:15.519
seven foot tall. It's like a prerequisite, dude.
1285
00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:17.599
Okay, I was gonna say that's like a big guy thing.
1286
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:18.440
H'm a big guy.
1287
00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:22.239
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, okay. Show then follows up with a
1288
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:25.440
very nice clothesline here and an elbow drop for it too.
1289
00:59:25.639 --> 00:59:28.039
Not a leaping elbow drop that must be long gone.
1290
00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:28.599
Yeah.
1291
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:30.159
I thought all this work here at the beginning was
1292
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:31.000
pretty dope, though.
1293
00:59:31.159 --> 00:59:34.039
Sure it was the makings of a good big men match.
1294
00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:37.239
So Carlito comes down here with his shirt off and
1295
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:39.920
he's walking, he's talking. What's he going to do?
1296
00:59:41.599 --> 00:59:42.960
No Apple either? What the fuck?
1297
00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:44.920
Well, he's got all him thrown at him and eating
1298
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:45.320
and shit.
1299
00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:48.159
So that's true. That is not cool or sweet whatever
1300
00:59:48.199 --> 00:59:48.519
you want.
1301
00:59:48.679 --> 00:59:51.519
Big Show gets distracted Universe mode style and Matt Morgan
1302
00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:52.559
attacks him from behind.
1303
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:55.719
Dude a running knee to the back. He fucking starts
1304
00:59:55.800 --> 00:59:56.480
kicking his ass.
1305
00:59:56.679 --> 00:59:59.000
Carlito kicks Show on the ground. Here on the outside,
1306
00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:01.239
we get back through the ring. Here, Morgan hits a
1307
01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:02.000
legs drop for a.
1308
01:00:01.960 --> 01:00:04.920
Two and then locks at a chin lock. Well.
1309
01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:07.800
Show fights up. He sidewalks slams Matt Morgan for a
1310
01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:10.880
double down. Here they're both on their knees. Matt Morgan
1311
01:00:10.920 --> 01:00:13.000
throws a punch, but Show fights back with punches of
1312
01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:13.400
his own.
1313
01:00:13.559 --> 01:00:15.559
Dude, I kind of like the both on the knees
1314
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:18.559
fighting deal, Like you know, obviously there are two tall
1315
01:00:18.639 --> 01:00:20.639
dudes that are like them. Taking a knee to throw
1316
01:00:20.679 --> 01:00:21.880
punches was a cool visual.
1317
01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:25.239
Yeah. I love that Matt Morgan just threw one and
1318
01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:27.000
then Show through the rest of them. I thought that
1319
01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:27.440
was cool.
1320
01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:28.119
Yeah. Yeah.
1321
01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:30.639
Show follows up with a few headbutts here that sends
1322
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:31.800
Matt Morgan to the floor.
1323
01:00:32.519 --> 01:00:34.039
Show that heads to the floor.
1324
01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:35.880
And Matt Morgan hits a back elbow and drives them
1325
01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:36.599
into the steps.
1326
01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:40.599
I mean, the sound these stairs make is fucking like
1327
01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:43.079
so loud. It happens later too. You know what, now
1328
01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:44.559
that I'm thinking about it, there's one guy on this
1329
01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:47.480
show that stole every spot on this fucking hole show.
1330
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:51.800
And I'm glad he came back after wrestle Badiah. Yeah,
1331
01:00:51.800 --> 01:00:56.000
he throws these stairs just a crazy, crazy sound this makes.
1332
01:00:56.199 --> 01:00:58.480
So Matt Morgan tears up the announced table, but Big
1333
01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:01.400
Show goozles them. Arlito then hits Big Show in the
1334
01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:06.320
back with a steeled chair. Ah, come on, Morgan tries
1335
01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:07.960
to pick up Big Show here, but a Big Show
1336
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:12.199
pushes Morgan into Carlito. Show then goozles and choke slams
1337
01:01:12.239 --> 01:01:14.039
Matt Morgan all the way through the table.
1338
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:17.880
Dude, he hits his fucking table, he like slides off
1339
01:01:17.920 --> 01:01:21.639
of it, which is always a funny visual. And the
1340
01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:24.920
camera cuts the Big Show, who is sweaty, bald with mustache,
1341
01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:27.800
and he goes dud.
1342
01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:30.360
He fires up crazy man like that shit means something
1343
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:31.519
to you know, and.
1344
01:01:31.480 --> 01:01:33.320
He goes for Carlito, which is not fucking cool.
1345
01:01:33.719 --> 01:01:35.920
No, he kind of just stalks him up the ramp there.
1346
01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:38.800
I mean, he's not running. This guy is not running.
1347
01:01:39.320 --> 01:01:42.119
So Orlando Jordan's backstage, he's walking. He's getting prepared for
1348
01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:43.760
his big match, bigger than the main event.
1349
01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:46.519
Really just him huger than the main event. See Orlando
1350
01:01:46.599 --> 01:01:50.199
Jordan's walking through the hallway. Not happy, not happy he's
1351
01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:51.679
not the main event. Not happy He's got to wrestle
1352
01:01:51.679 --> 01:01:54.119
Bob Holly. There's really nothing to look forward to in
1353
01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:55.559
the life of Orlando Jordan.
1354
01:01:55.599 --> 01:01:58.119
Here, Teddy Long, he's waiting in the parking lot.
1355
01:01:58.119 --> 01:02:00.719
Yeah, Cole says, perhaps he's waiting for the smack Down
1356
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:04.159
lottery pick tonight. I thought maybe he's waiting for his
1357
01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:08.440
order of food, because you know, yeah DoorDash, Yeah, dude.
1358
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.159
Sometimes you know, like if it's taking a really long time,
1359
01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:14.079
if you go and look outside, that of course speeds
1360
01:02:14.119 --> 01:02:14.800
up the process.
1361
01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:17.360
Absolutely. They have this little blue dot on the map.
1362
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:19.599
You know, where is this fucking guy?
1363
01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:22.320
I mean funny, I mean like they see me going
1364
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:24.880
just getting closer to them. I just get on a
1365
01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:27.559
bike and drive towards the Doordask car. Dude.
1366
01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:30.920
I mean, like buildings on wrestling days like probably don't
1367
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:33.519
get much better than that. I mean there's probably fifteen
1368
01:02:33.559 --> 01:02:35.559
door dash orders coming in and out of that building
1369
01:02:35.599 --> 01:02:36.239
at all times.
1370
01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:38.599
Dude. Yeah, it's awesome because they come in and yell
1371
01:02:38.639 --> 01:02:40.920
at a name, and it's not somebody's fucking work name,
1372
01:02:41.119 --> 01:02:44.280
so nobody knows whose order it is. Yeah, you're right,
1373
01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:44.920
that's about it.
1374
01:02:46.039 --> 01:02:49.840
Looking for a Christian. Who the fuck is that?
1375
01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:51.320
It's the rock here?
1376
01:02:53.440 --> 01:02:54.840
Uh no, no, not here?
1377
01:02:55.039 --> 01:02:57.159
Oh what the fuck? Who put this here?
1378
01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:03.760
So now it's time for one of the featured bouts
1379
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:09.480
of the evening, Orlando Jordan versus Hardcore Holly US title match.
1380
01:03:09.800 --> 01:03:12.440
I like Orlando Jordan's theme. I do a big when
1381
01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:15.119
it comes to money, I do a big Hell. Yeah,
1382
01:03:15.320 --> 01:03:16.639
that's fucking g guess.
1383
01:03:16.440 --> 01:03:19.239
You know what's funny. I watched this show. I saw
1384
01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:22.079
this entrance. I do not remember this theme song.
1385
01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:27.960
Look at U tron.
1386
01:03:28.119 --> 01:03:29.599
I just deleted discord.
1387
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:34.039
He's got He's on a phone and the tron recording
1388
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:35.920
him is interrupting it and he has to look over,
1389
01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:36.559
like what the fuck?
1390
01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:40.320
Hardcore Holly comes out here for this match gets a
1391
01:03:40.559 --> 01:03:41.599
huge pop.
1392
01:03:41.800 --> 01:03:45.280
Dude. I don't know if like I just uh forgot
1393
01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:48.079
like sometimes or whatever, But I don't know. I feel
1394
01:03:48.079 --> 01:03:50.800
like every time we watch Bob Holly he's getting a
1395
01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:51.920
raucous ovation.
1396
01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:55.159
Dude. They love him in Hershey Pa, they always have.
1397
01:03:57.079 --> 01:03:59.000
He probably drove the Hershey race car.
1398
01:03:59.320 --> 01:04:02.039
He probably drove O the ring truck to the show.
1399
01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:08.320
Now go on. He was making Daniel Peter and Matt
1400
01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:09.159
Cappatelli do.
1401
01:04:09.159 --> 01:04:12.519
That so big time, Bob Holly, that's what they call him.
1402
01:04:12.519 --> 01:04:13.159
A Hershey Pa.
1403
01:04:13.280 --> 01:04:15.280
By the way, Fuck, I've been hearing that in the
1404
01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:19.400
fucking streets of Pennsylvania, the hard chocolate streets of Pennsylvania.
1405
01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:23.880
Huge pop Jones. I mean, like, this guy's over, but
1406
01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:28.480
I digress. I gotta tell you, buddy. Seeing Harcore Holly
1407
01:04:28.559 --> 01:04:30.920
get the heroes welcome here fired me the fuck up
1408
01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:33.199
for this match. I was excited, man, he was excited.
1409
01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:34.239
I mean he was excited.
1410
01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:37.239
Hell yeah, he knows he's got sixteen chops to do
1411
01:04:37.280 --> 01:04:37.920
in this match.
1412
01:04:38.199 --> 01:04:40.440
I mean he's gonna tear this guy down. He had
1413
01:04:40.480 --> 01:04:41.840
a plan and he stuck to it.
1414
01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:43.800
He saw what Ben Wah did the Doug Bash, and
1415
01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:45.639
when he said, first of all, who's been wat facing
1416
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:47.239
Second of all, I'm gonna do a bunch more chops
1417
01:04:47.239 --> 01:04:48.719
than this is? That is?
1418
01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:51.840
That is that the hardtops.
1419
01:04:53.159 --> 01:04:58.000
That must be the damage. Yeah, Herpa's damage.
1420
01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:01.119
Who's not from there. I just like him a lot too.
1421
01:05:03.960 --> 01:05:05.960
You know what's funny too, is Holly comes down to
1422
01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:09.360
the ring here. He takes all the buckles, any buckles
1423
01:05:09.400 --> 01:05:12.519
he wants, He's taking them all. He's over as fuck.
1424
01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:14.880
We're getting this pop? Are you kidding me?
1425
01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:18.159
That shit man got me fired off. I said, God damn,
1426
01:05:18.199 --> 01:05:19.239
he's ready for this one.
1427
01:05:19.440 --> 01:05:21.880
Hell yeah, man, he is. I mean, listen, you gotta
1428
01:05:21.920 --> 01:05:24.920
take what you can get. You think they were gonna
1429
01:05:24.920 --> 01:05:27.079
be mad in the back that Bob Holly took thirty
1430
01:05:27.119 --> 01:05:28.840
more seconds out of the match that he could get
1431
01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:31.599
his shit in taunt Wise, they don't give a fuck.
1432
01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:37.440
I love wrestling, man, I love this business. You know. So.
1433
01:05:37.559 --> 01:05:39.880
Orlando Jordan takes it low early here to try to
1434
01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:43.199
take over, but Holly fights back immediately. Holly takes him
1435
01:05:43.239 --> 01:05:45.639
to the corner and lights him up with chops.
1436
01:05:45.960 --> 01:05:50.199
Dude, he fires off some gnarly chops. I feel like
1437
01:05:50.280 --> 01:05:52.920
again every match has had chops, Like Big Show, did
1438
01:05:53.000 --> 01:05:55.599
have been wild? Did it? Like everyone's kind of going
1439
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:57.079
for the same shit here. I don't know if it's
1440
01:05:57.079 --> 01:05:59.360
like a one up game, like hey, like how many
1441
01:05:59.360 --> 01:06:01.360
times can we do this before the crowd turns on
1442
01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:03.639
us or something? But flip side, I don't know if
1443
01:06:03.639 --> 01:06:04.840
I'll ever get sick of a good chop.
1444
01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:07.360
Let me tell you something else. So he does the
1445
01:06:07.440 --> 01:06:11.159
chops in the corner. Speaking of Holly, says one more,
1446
01:06:11.800 --> 01:06:14.079
because I mean he's over like the people want, what
1447
01:06:14.079 --> 01:06:16.280
the people want? He takes them back to the corner.
1448
01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:18.960
One more. You will never guess what he follows up
1449
01:06:19.000 --> 01:06:19.519
with next.
1450
01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:21.960
We have a plethora of moves that we possibly can do.
1451
01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:23.440
He's going through the roll of decks. You know, you
1452
01:06:23.480 --> 01:06:26.280
get you get a circle and off a circle left, circle,
1453
01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:29.159
rid circle down. He goes circle up, which is of
1454
01:06:29.199 --> 01:06:50.239
course a vertical soup like verticals. Yes, yes, it was
1455
01:06:50.280 --> 01:06:52.679
like a one count by the way, Yeah yeah, he
1456
01:06:52.719 --> 01:06:54.920
didn't get a lot off that one. No, no, no
1457
01:06:54.960 --> 01:06:55.880
one does ever again.
1458
01:06:56.079 --> 01:06:58.760
So Orlando Jordan dropped toe holds Holly into the rope.
1459
01:06:58.800 --> 01:07:01.719
Here he bounces back into a spinebuster. I thought that
1460
01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:02.639
spot was awesome.
1461
01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:04.920
Okay, I did like that too. The spinebuster look good too.
1462
01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:07.559
And then Orlando Jordan stomps him out, and the I
1463
01:07:07.559 --> 01:07:09.599
mean he does the rock stomps is what he does here.
1464
01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:12.400
Guess what move Orlando Jordan does next.
1465
01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:18.000
There's no shot, there's because there's just no way. There's
1466
01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:20.199
no way. Well, first, James, you gotta at least let
1467
01:07:20.239 --> 01:07:22.519
the people know he does do a send off back elbow.
1468
01:07:22.840 --> 01:07:23.480
Why wouldn't he?
1469
01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:26.480
But then Orlando Jordan's of course, he's got to.
1470
01:07:26.480 --> 01:07:30.000
Go through the roller deck James, that's him flipping threat.
1471
01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:45.039
It's gotta be a vertico sip. I love this frest
1472
01:07:45.119 --> 01:07:46.519
like so fucking god.
1473
01:07:46.920 --> 01:07:48.840
One count, yeah, that'll get you every time.
1474
01:07:49.360 --> 01:07:51.679
One count that Orlando argues should have been a three.
1475
01:07:51.880 --> 01:07:54.159
Yeah, well he was right too, and back in the
1476
01:07:54.239 --> 01:07:56.239
day it would have been Buddy, that is fucking true.
1477
01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:57.880
Telly Blanchard, that was a three.
1478
01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:02.000
That's fucking You're right, Bob Holly. You know, he knows
1479
01:08:02.000 --> 01:08:03.800
that there's some predictable stuff going on here, so he
1480
01:08:04.119 --> 01:08:05.400
decides to change it up a little.
1481
01:08:05.920 --> 01:08:08.000
So Orlando Jordan tries to follow up here with the
1482
01:08:08.000 --> 01:08:11.320
punch combo, and he's getting through it, but hardcore Holly
1483
01:08:11.719 --> 01:08:14.920
sneaks a fucking punch in and they both go down
1484
01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:16.000
for a double down.
1485
01:08:15.960 --> 01:08:17.840
A little double down on SmackDown.
1486
01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:21.399
Holly then follows up with a Frankensteiner, What the fuck
1487
01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:24.199
was that? Well, he just want to try something new.
1488
01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:26.439
It's a big town for him. It's a big crowd,
1489
01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:27.159
it's a big knight.
1490
01:08:27.239 --> 01:08:29.399
He got a big pop. It's for the title. Yeah,
1491
01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:30.279
there's a spot.
1492
01:08:30.319 --> 01:08:31.159
You gotta break it out.
1493
01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:33.640
I mean he ducked the line, hit a rana, fucking
1494
01:08:33.680 --> 01:08:36.479
a bunch of lines. Lines look good, big back body drops,
1495
01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:38.800
send them almost out of the ring, fucking nuts.
1496
01:08:39.079 --> 01:08:41.039
Then he hits them with the phone. Nelson slam for two.
1497
01:08:41.479 --> 01:08:41.960
Let's go.
1498
01:08:42.159 --> 01:08:44.720
We got new moves, I mean hard core. Holly's given
1499
01:08:44.720 --> 01:08:46.880
it to him. He gives him the dropkick. He's literally
1500
01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:49.960
going through all of his best moves. I mean, like, hey,
1501
01:08:50.479 --> 01:08:52.199
big night for the man. I mean, like he can
1502
01:08:52.239 --> 01:08:54.319
win the title here. I was believing after the drop kick,
1503
01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:56.800
I said, oh my god, he's gonna beat orlanda Jordan dude.
1504
01:08:56.840 --> 01:08:58.920
Okay, So he does the fucking dropkick. He counters a
1505
01:08:58.920 --> 01:09:02.600
whip dropkick, drop kick, great two point nine, great kickout
1506
01:09:02.960 --> 01:09:05.560
and I'm like, okay, we must be going to the finish.
1507
01:09:05.720 --> 01:09:08.520
He signals that he's going up and I was like,
1508
01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:11.840
going up. He climbs to the top. I said, what
1509
01:09:11.840 --> 01:09:13.279
the fuck? Does Bob Holly do appear?
1510
01:09:13.439 --> 01:09:15.239
I thought it was getting cut off. I'll be honest with.
1511
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:17.279
You me too, Okay, I thought it was super flex.
1512
01:09:17.439 --> 01:09:20.039
Holy fuck, that would have been funny as shit. Oh
1513
01:09:20.079 --> 01:09:23.640
my god, they should have done that. It probably wasn't.
1514
01:09:23.760 --> 01:09:26.239
Just forgot so hardre Holly did this move instead.
1515
01:09:28.119 --> 01:09:31.000
Dude, I mean unbelievable harcore Holly Man.
1516
01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:32.439
He goes up to the top road. He hits a
1517
01:09:32.479 --> 01:09:35.720
clothesline off the top road. He stands up, he fires up.
1518
01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:39.439
This crowd is nuclear, man, Like, dude, I love this.
1519
01:09:39.760 --> 01:09:41.760
Like how many times do we watch harcco Holly and
1520
01:09:41.800 --> 01:09:43.680
like this is the first time I'm seeing a crowd
1521
01:09:43.720 --> 01:09:47.119
like react like nuclear at this level. I said, I'm
1522
01:09:47.119 --> 01:09:48.680
with them. Let's win that title.
1523
01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:53.039
Man. Dude, flying clothesline, he gets up, he starts doing
1524
01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:57.840
right back arms. The crowd's going fucking crazy nuts. I
1525
01:09:57.880 --> 01:09:59.680
was like super into it for a minute.
1526
01:09:59.720 --> 01:10:02.960
I said, he's gonna do it, like I can't believe
1527
01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:03.560
he's gonna.
1528
01:10:03.359 --> 01:10:05.079
Finish the story. I don't even know what the story
1529
01:10:05.159 --> 01:10:07.079
is or I'm just with him, it doesn't matter. I
1530
01:10:08.279 --> 01:10:12.319
love this guy. Dude right back arms. The cross fucking ready.
1531
01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:13.600
It's Alabama Slam time.
1532
01:10:13.520 --> 01:10:16.479
Motherfucker, dude, Yeah, you can convince me in that moment
1533
01:10:16.479 --> 01:10:18.520
in time like this is the greatest move of all
1534
01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:20.640
the time. He's about to hit him with an unbeatable move,
1535
01:10:20.960 --> 01:10:22.840
Like this move is about to put him on for
1536
01:10:23.039 --> 01:10:23.520
the count.
1537
01:10:23.800 --> 01:10:25.840
Orlando knew that though he had a he knew that
1538
01:10:25.920 --> 01:10:26.239
was coming.
1539
01:10:26.319 --> 01:10:29.800
Yeah, man, Harcore. Holly goes for the Alabama Slam. Orlando
1540
01:10:29.880 --> 01:10:33.000
Jordan grabs the ropes. Holly does make him pay for
1541
01:10:33.079 --> 01:10:34.000
it with a few chops.
1542
01:10:34.039 --> 01:10:37.960
Here, he chops the fuck out of him like so
1543
01:10:38.279 --> 01:10:39.039
fucking hard.
1544
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:41.960
He gets sent to the apron. Here, Holly goes for
1545
01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:44.840
a sunset flip, but Jordan drops down for a pin
1546
01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:46.960
and grabs the ropes to keep him down for the three.
1547
01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:49.039
I mean, and Nick Patrick, of course put himself in
1548
01:10:49.079 --> 01:10:51.680
the absolute perfect position to not see any of this.
1549
01:10:52.079 --> 01:10:53.720
He's a professional man.
1550
01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:55.880
Son of a bitch. I mean, if anyone's gonna give
1551
01:10:55.920 --> 01:10:57.880
you a heel finish.
1552
01:10:57.319 --> 01:11:02.079
It's Nick Patrick, big time, Bob big time put in
1553
01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:03.239
a harsh pa man.
1554
01:11:03.319 --> 01:11:06.720
Magic happens Pennsylvania's favorite son.
1555
01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:11.159
He probably hates Pennsylvania.
1556
01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:13.239
Dude, I mean, fuck most people do.
1557
01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:18.319
So now it's time for the hide and right town hall. Hi, Dann,
1558
01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:19.399
Hi didn't right?
1559
01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:22.199
Did you believe that this is this deep into the show.
1560
01:11:22.439 --> 01:11:24.079
This is damn near the main event.
1561
01:11:24.159 --> 01:11:27.359
Like it Legit is like if this fucking Taker match
1562
01:11:27.439 --> 01:11:29.920
wasn't on the show that Teddy long booked last second
1563
01:11:29.920 --> 01:11:32.000
because Taker decided the show up to work. Hi didn't
1564
01:11:32.039 --> 01:11:33.159
right when it ended? This show?
1565
01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:37.079
Dad funny as hell too. We come out of commercial, Hi, Dann, Hi,
1566
01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:39.560
and like, I'm all smiles.
1567
01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:43.000
I said, oh my god, this is it dude, I'm okay.
1568
01:11:43.199 --> 01:11:45.439
It got so deep into the show, James that just
1569
01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:47.960
before this match, I was like, fuck, did I pick
1570
01:11:48.000 --> 01:11:50.159
the wrong Like? Am I watching the wrong episode? Oh?
1571
01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:51.479
That would have sucked. Wow?
1572
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:53.800
And I skipped ahead a bit and I saw the
1573
01:11:53.960 --> 01:11:57.920
entrance and I said, we're here, we are history.
1574
01:11:58.079 --> 01:11:59.800
I mean we're watching history right now.
1575
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:02.680
Dude. That would have sucked. Man, what a waste that
1576
01:12:03.039 --> 01:12:07.319
Joe so Hew Direc's music's playing, Cole says, well, I
1577
01:12:07.359 --> 01:12:09.399
guess he's looking to make friends in Hershey here tonight
1578
01:12:09.479 --> 01:12:11.239
and testas Oh I love this guy. Man? Where is
1579
01:12:11.279 --> 01:12:14.319
he there? He is? What the hell's he got? What
1580
01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:20.119
is Dad? And he that comes out here, gigantic chocolate
1581
01:12:20.199 --> 01:12:24.560
bar at his side, it's opened, it's partially eaten. He
1582
01:12:24.640 --> 01:12:28.319
has chocolate all over his face. Cole says, I believe
1583
01:12:28.319 --> 01:12:30.680
he's got chocolate over his face, and test says, I
1584
01:12:30.720 --> 01:12:31.560
hope that's what it is.
1585
01:12:32.920 --> 01:12:40.159
What get like a big ship s fuck you, Test, Like,
1586
01:12:40.840 --> 01:12:43.399
I'm super over here, man right there.
1587
01:12:43.800 --> 01:12:45.880
I actually have marched his ass over that table and
1588
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:47.199
broke it over Testa's head.
1589
01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:50.199
Fuck you bitch, you just tell you his ship Sanwich,
1590
01:12:53.319 --> 01:12:54.479
Like you can't tell what I'm doing.
1591
01:12:56.800 --> 01:12:59.720
He comes out here like he makes his entrance here,
1592
01:12:59.760 --> 01:13:03.319
am I I first thought as like, damn, I really
1593
01:13:03.479 --> 01:13:05.840
never put two and two together that like the only
1594
01:13:05.840 --> 01:13:08.680
reason he had this chocolate bar is because they're a hershy.
1595
01:13:08.920 --> 01:13:11.319
I thought like he came out there, dirty as hell,
1596
01:13:12.079 --> 01:13:16.199
chocolate all over his face, big ass chocolate bar, and
1597
01:13:16.279 --> 01:13:18.680
I just thought, you know what, that's probably normal for
1598
01:13:18.760 --> 01:13:19.680
that air of SmackDown.
1599
01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:23.000
That's like my thought, yeah, is like oh yeah, that's SmackDown.
1600
01:13:23.079 --> 01:13:23.399
Yeah.
1601
01:13:23.439 --> 01:13:26.319
I never made the connection of the hershey pa part, dude,
1602
01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:30.479
legit never And I like I've seen that picture like
1603
01:13:30.880 --> 01:13:34.000
so many fucking times of him with the chocolate all
1604
01:13:34.079 --> 01:13:35.239
over his fucking face.
1605
01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:37.560
I thought it was for a match or something. Actually,
1606
01:13:37.600 --> 01:13:40.479
I thought it was for like off the air deal
1607
01:13:40.560 --> 01:13:42.600
or something, some dark match deal or something. I even
1608
01:13:42.640 --> 01:13:45.239
think like, Okay, it's gotta beat him with the chocolate
1609
01:13:45.239 --> 01:13:47.199
bar here on Smack Day. You know, it's funny they
1610
01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:49.600
have him cut a promo. I could have never guessed
1611
01:13:49.600 --> 01:13:51.720
they let this guy do a promo at the chocolate bar.
1612
01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:54.079
This is a segment that's funny.
1613
01:13:54.600 --> 01:13:56.079
I love that. I never looked it up either.
1614
01:13:56.119 --> 01:13:58.279
By the way, I just saw that image. I said,
1615
01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:03.359
that's funny, but I never looked it up. Dude, even worse, James,
1616
01:14:03.399 --> 01:14:04.880
I don't know if you know. This is say for you.
1617
01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:07.920
In my brain, he does it and then.
1618
01:14:08.119 --> 01:14:11.640
Always does it. Yes, it's his gimmick. He's chocolate boy
1619
01:14:11.640 --> 01:14:12.520
from Hey Arnold.
1620
01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:15.479
Yes, he comes up with the chocolate every week after this.
1621
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:17.640
In my brain, James, this is the only time he
1622
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:23.439
does this ever, ever, one time chocolate bar. It that's it.
1623
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:26.039
This is not his fucking gimmick. He is not a
1624
01:14:26.199 --> 01:14:26.920
chocolate boy.
1625
01:14:27.039 --> 01:14:30.079
You know what's crazy too, man, is that like this
1626
01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:31.640
is also heyde Reich's town.
1627
01:14:32.000 --> 01:14:34.840
Holy shit, it is because the people are here, Hi
1628
01:14:35.239 --> 01:14:37.880
Hi didn't rike like he is super over.
1629
01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:42.079
He is so over. They give him a chocolate bar
1630
01:14:42.119 --> 01:14:43.439
and totally kind of promo and like.
1631
01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:45.840
He said, sure thing, I have this. I got it
1632
01:14:45.560 --> 01:14:49.319
and it worked. It worked, And dude, they didn't know
1633
01:14:49.319 --> 01:14:51.479
how fucking much it works. He should have came up
1634
01:14:51.479 --> 01:14:54.079
with this big chocolate bar for the rest of his career. Yeah.
1635
01:14:54.119 --> 01:14:56.279
Man, like that shit's nuts, dude.
1636
01:14:56.159 --> 01:14:57.920
Let's talk about how this unfolds everybody.
1637
01:14:57.960 --> 01:14:59.640
So we didn't have nuts. It was a milk chocolate
1638
01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:00.000
bar though.
1639
01:15:00.279 --> 01:15:02.239
It was a milk chocolate bar, that's true. But the
1640
01:15:02.319 --> 01:15:03.359
nuts one is very good.
1641
01:15:03.479 --> 01:15:06.199
Yeah, no, for sure though, like the big almond.
1642
01:15:06.479 --> 01:15:10.399
James was just going to town on Hersey's chocolate. I was.
1643
01:15:10.520 --> 01:15:15.920
I was having to hide the right weekend, we stayed
1644
01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:18.279
at an air VMB and they left chocolate bars on
1645
01:15:18.279 --> 01:15:20.920
the table. I said, oh really.
1646
01:15:21.399 --> 01:15:25.399
Okay, that was like fucking insane. It was a plethora
1647
01:15:25.800 --> 01:15:27.479
of Hershey chocolate because they wanted to. It was like
1648
01:15:27.520 --> 01:15:30.479
for smores, like you know, make sports for the kids.
1649
01:15:30.760 --> 01:15:34.479
We're just taking full chocolate bars, just eating them, just
1650
01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:35.560
walking to the house.
1651
01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:37.640
Dude, Fuck the s'mores.
1652
01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:40.199
I'm gonna take that old chocolate bar man.
1653
01:15:40.319 --> 01:15:43.159
Yeah, dude, I mean the marshmallow away from me. I'm
1654
01:15:43.159 --> 01:15:45.720
gonna fuck with these marshmallows. That's a paint in my ass.
1655
01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:47.279
Let me tell you what I will do. I will
1656
01:15:47.399 --> 01:15:49.600
full stop eat this chocolate bar in one bite.
1657
01:15:49.800 --> 01:15:51.640
Look, that ship was so good.
1658
01:15:51.720 --> 01:15:54.720
I don't ever eat chocolate so like that being there
1659
01:15:55.000 --> 01:15:56.000
is crazy.
1660
01:15:56.119 --> 01:15:56.319
Man.
1661
01:15:56.399 --> 01:15:58.960
I was so happy, Like I tried it. I said, Wow,
1662
01:15:59.279 --> 01:16:02.079
this is so good man, this big ass chocolate bar.
1663
01:16:02.239 --> 01:16:04.640
So I can understand what I write's all about. He
1664
01:16:04.680 --> 01:16:06.840
should have made this his whole gimmick, man, because I
1665
01:16:06.880 --> 01:16:07.720
totally understand.
1666
01:16:07.840 --> 01:16:10.560
Yeah, for real, dude, it was like two am, it's me,
1667
01:16:10.680 --> 01:16:13.880
you and Dominic Greeney sitting there playing MLB the show,
1668
01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:16.399
and it's I think it was my bat. I look over,
1669
01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:20.279
James Leaves comes back. He's got a cho I mean.
1670
01:16:20.199 --> 01:16:22.720
We were absolutely fucked on MB.
1671
01:16:23.119 --> 01:16:24.079
We were getting fun.
1672
01:16:24.159 --> 01:16:25.399
It was a Hershey break, dude.
1673
01:16:25.439 --> 01:16:27.239
James looks at me and he says, dude, they cannot
1674
01:16:27.279 --> 01:16:30.600
put these around me, Like this is fucking dangerous. Dude.
1675
01:16:30.600 --> 01:16:33.439
That shit was so good. Who like I had to
1676
01:16:33.520 --> 01:16:36.880
leave him five stars too, man, Like they left full
1677
01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:38.680
sized chocolate bars on the table.
1678
01:16:38.960 --> 01:16:39.920
Yeah, for free.
1679
01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:41.880
Ah, that's awesome, man.
1680
01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:43.880
Two hundred calories by the way, like that's not.
1681
01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:46.039
Yeah, two hundred calories for a bar. You can't beat that.
1682
01:16:46.079 --> 01:16:48.119
Man. Dude, what do you think the calories were on
1683
01:16:48.199 --> 01:16:49.600
this big heiden riched chocolate bar?
1684
01:16:49.760 --> 01:16:50.720
Oh, I don't know.
1685
01:16:50.760 --> 01:16:51.760
It had ye.
1686
01:16:51.880 --> 01:16:53.680
It had to be like a day's worth of fucking
1687
01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:54.760
calories for sure.
1688
01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:58.000
Maybe even more than two thousand. This was life life size,
1689
01:16:58.039 --> 01:17:00.000
life size are normal size. This was like humans.
1690
01:17:00.279 --> 01:17:05.520
Yeah, this is hiding right. Size the bar and chocolate
1691
01:17:05.600 --> 01:17:08.199
correlates to how over you are. It was actually a
1692
01:17:08.239 --> 01:17:10.520
normal size chocolate bar until hyder Rech held it.
1693
01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:13.920
Bob Holly passed it along when he went to the
1694
01:17:13.920 --> 01:17:16.399
fact you can have this. It's your knight brother.
1695
01:17:16.479 --> 01:17:18.279
They gave it in the city.
1696
01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:19.720
He said, I don't need it.
1697
01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:21.079
I don't need it.
1698
01:17:21.159 --> 01:17:22.920
You got it. He's next up. Don't worry about it.
1699
01:17:23.600 --> 01:17:25.319
Dad says, only hiding Rech would be able to find
1700
01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:27.720
a Hershey bar that big. I know we're in Hershey Pensylvania,
1701
01:17:27.720 --> 01:17:30.560
but they don't got chocolate that big. He's fucking spitting
1702
01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:31.159
so crazy.
1703
01:17:31.680 --> 01:17:33.840
I mean, like I'd like a bar that big.
1704
01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:35.399
Dude, You're he gets in the ring. He has a
1705
01:17:35.439 --> 01:17:37.399
mic James, I can't believe he talks during this.
1706
01:17:37.760 --> 01:17:40.520
He cuts a fucking promo man says.
1707
01:17:40.359 --> 01:17:41.800
I bet I can find me a friend here night
1708
01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:46.399
in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Dude.
1709
01:17:46.560 --> 01:17:54.239
Fuck yes the pop holy man, and like I'm not kidding,
1710
01:17:54.279 --> 01:17:55.520
by the way, it is no dud.
1711
01:17:55.600 --> 01:17:58.079
It's nuts. Yeah, it's I mean, you know we are
1712
01:17:58.079 --> 01:17:59.720
on tams back then. But I'm gonna give it to
1713
01:17:59.760 --> 01:18:02.159
my man that this was real. This was real. Yeah,
1714
01:18:02.279 --> 01:18:04.279
I felt it. I felt it. You can't you can't
1715
01:18:04.319 --> 01:18:07.199
fake this stuff. You can't fake this overness. That's really
1716
01:18:07.279 --> 01:18:10.359
right there, says I love Hercy's chocolate so much. I
1717
01:18:10.359 --> 01:18:11.479
wrote a little poem about it.
1718
01:18:11.880 --> 01:18:18.119
You want to hear it. God, damn level pop.
1719
01:18:18.199 --> 01:18:20.640
I swear to god, they started chanting hide and right.
1720
01:18:21.159 --> 01:18:22.199
I swear to god.
1721
01:18:22.560 --> 01:18:24.800
Dude, not only did they start chanting hide and Reich
1722
01:18:25.039 --> 01:18:26.680
hide and re starts chanting hide.
1723
01:18:26.439 --> 01:18:29.039
And I think Dans as well as he chair for
1724
01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:36.359
himself running fuck you, me and all my friends here
1725
01:18:36.760 --> 01:18:40.159
Pennsylvania gonna kick ass.
1726
01:18:42.439 --> 01:18:46.239
Get up? Oh hell no, brother, what the fun.
1727
01:18:48.199 --> 01:18:50.560
Boy said? Chocolate bar right?
1728
01:18:54.560 --> 01:18:57.039
He had He should have kept the fucking chocolate bar dude,
1729
01:18:57.079 --> 01:18:57.800
we'll talk about.
1730
01:18:57.640 --> 01:18:58.800
Here in a minute. But he should have hit M
1731
01:18:58.880 --> 01:19:00.520
and M in the head with job Clint bar that
1732
01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:01.039
it would have.
1733
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:03.680
Been funny, Kim. Why the fuck did they not? I
1734
01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:06.760
don't know, Well why do Reik has the paper and
1735
01:19:06.800 --> 01:19:11.279
it has a poem on it? The paper? Uh? He says,
1736
01:19:12.199 --> 01:19:16.159
here we go hers she Pennsylvania, what a sweet place.
1737
01:19:16.640 --> 01:19:22.680
The world's greatest chocolate all over Hidendrake's face. Yes, I'll
1738
01:19:22.720 --> 01:19:25.119
eat it all day and I'll eat it all night.
1739
01:19:25.920 --> 01:19:29.239
But and then the most I mean, I listen, I'm
1740
01:19:29.239 --> 01:19:31.359
a theme song guy. I have no fucking idea what
1741
01:19:31.399 --> 01:19:34.359
this song was like. I could not tell you who
1742
01:19:34.479 --> 01:19:36.720
was coming out here, and then people started coming out,
1743
01:19:36.920 --> 01:19:38.399
and I still couldn't tell you who the fuck was
1744
01:19:38.399 --> 01:19:40.439
coming out here. I was so lost for a good minute.
1745
01:19:41.399 --> 01:19:43.479
Says it. I'll eat it all day and I'll eat
1746
01:19:43.479 --> 01:19:45.680
it all night, And it cuts out of the commentary table.
1747
01:19:45.840 --> 01:19:55.239
Genius genius crayon right, I mean like I did. I.
1748
01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:02.680
You're right, man, he's trying to get a Hallmark card published.
1749
01:20:03.239 --> 01:20:06.359
I never made that fucking connection. You're right, dude, higher
1750
01:20:06.399 --> 01:20:07.600
I should come out next weekend.
1751
01:20:07.640 --> 01:20:12.520
Budweiser Pa I'll bring the beers. I'll bring the beers.
1752
01:20:13.680 --> 01:20:15.760
Widerick is the only one doing the PA loop.
1753
01:20:17.880 --> 01:20:20.159
Holy shit, man, he would sell that place out.
1754
01:20:20.279 --> 01:20:23.239
Man, God, that'd be fucking so awesome. But yeah, it's
1755
01:20:23.279 --> 01:20:25.439
the it's the SmackDown demons to come out. It's Michelle
1756
01:20:25.479 --> 01:20:29.600
McCool Joy, Giovanni, Jackie Gaeta and Lauren Jones. And they're
1757
01:20:29.640 --> 01:20:31.680
here and they're throwing Hershey kisses to the crowd because
1758
01:20:31.680 --> 01:20:32.960
we're in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
1759
01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:42.039
Of course, Lauren Jones, but I digress. I've never seen
1760
01:20:42.359 --> 01:20:44.319
Lauren joson my life.
1761
01:20:44.880 --> 01:20:45.600
I have no idea.
1762
01:20:45.960 --> 01:20:49.840
I'll be honest with you. I'm glad she got out
1763
01:20:49.840 --> 01:20:51.960
of there. Man, that place in the hell, man, like
1764
01:20:52.000 --> 01:20:54.199
you made the right call there, Yeah, get out of there.
1765
01:20:54.159 --> 01:20:56.600
Do the Hershey spot and go home like you're good. Yeah,
1766
01:20:56.640 --> 01:21:00.479
like legit, Yeah, just fucking quit. So for a lot
1767
01:21:00.520 --> 01:21:03.520
of the rest of this segment, Hide and Reich is
1768
01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:04.680
loud enough to be heard.
1769
01:21:05.119 --> 01:21:07.000
He's libing his own promos.
1770
01:21:07.279 --> 01:21:10.920
Dude, he like it is so goddamn funny. It gets
1771
01:21:10.960 --> 01:21:14.000
even fucking funny. All right, So they her she kisses
1772
01:21:14.039 --> 01:21:16.800
the crowd. Uh, they get in the ring. Heine reich says,
1773
01:21:16.800 --> 01:21:21.279
I got four friends, haz is begging for her. She kisses.
1774
01:21:21.279 --> 01:21:28.319
He says, give me a fucking kisses ship. So Jackie
1775
01:21:28.319 --> 01:21:30.199
Gaeta takes the mic and says, HIDERG, We're so sorry
1776
01:21:30.239 --> 01:21:32.600
to interrupt, but I'm gonna help with noticing that you
1777
01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:37.239
have the the biggest piece of her. She's chocolate I've
1778
01:21:37.239 --> 01:21:41.039
ever seen, and I swear to God, hide and reich Off.
1779
01:21:41.119 --> 01:21:45.760
Mike says it is big, isn't it says it's big?
1780
01:21:51.199 --> 01:21:56.560
Holy fuck, holy fucking shit. Yeah, he says, you mind
1781
01:21:56.600 --> 01:21:58.800
if we share it? I take a bite hike off.
1782
01:21:58.800 --> 01:22:01.880
Mike says, sure, we're frying. So she takes a bite
1783
01:22:01.920 --> 01:22:03.760
out of a chocolate bar and then takes the entire
1784
01:22:03.880 --> 01:22:05.840
bucking bar. Hey, dude, I wrote down.
1785
01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:08.039
In my notes here. Holy fuck, it's a real chocolate bar.
1786
01:22:08.800 --> 01:22:13.319
I thought so. I thought it was fake. Somehow it
1787
01:22:13.359 --> 01:22:15.319
was easier to get gigantic chocolate bar than to make
1788
01:22:15.319 --> 01:22:18.399
a worked one. Yeah that's pretty cool, though, Lauren Jones,
1789
01:22:18.439 --> 01:22:21.319
but I digress says, Oh my god, do you have
1790
01:22:21.319 --> 01:22:23.159
any idea what a piece of chocolate like that does
1791
01:22:23.199 --> 01:22:33.359
to a woman? Dad says all right, doesn't even say no,
1792
01:22:33.399 --> 01:22:40.800
Adlin for that one there, all right, that was Lauren Jones.
1793
01:22:40.840 --> 01:22:42.159
But I digress Lauren Jones.
1794
01:22:42.159 --> 01:22:44.359
Everybody, this will probably the last time you ever see
1795
01:22:44.359 --> 01:22:47.000
her here on this show. At least I can't imagine
1796
01:22:47.079 --> 01:22:47.920
other to her.
1797
01:22:48.159 --> 01:22:51.159
So Joy Giovanni says, the real reason I came out
1798
01:22:51.159 --> 01:22:52.960
here is because I want to give you a great,
1799
01:22:53.359 --> 01:22:59.960
big kiss. Now kissed. Jack says, what is it that chocolate?
1800
01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:12.439
Just like that? Did that chocolate? Like? He is getting tilted?
1801
01:23:12.479 --> 01:23:15.359
And how do Rec is over agetting pussy? Like, don't
1802
01:23:15.359 --> 01:23:17.560
be mad about my fucking band? Here? Are you kidding me?
1803
01:23:18.239 --> 01:23:22.640
So Joy Giovanni bends over to grab a Hershey kiss
1804
01:23:22.680 --> 01:23:25.479
out of her baskets and shows her entire ass. I mean,
1805
01:23:26.000 --> 01:23:28.520
just the whole fucking thing. It is insane. The camera, Yeah,
1806
01:23:28.600 --> 01:23:30.920
what a pop too? And she comes back and she
1807
01:23:30.920 --> 01:23:33.800
has a gigantic Hershey kiss And how do Rec is
1808
01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:36.359
fired up? He says, how dorec loves kisses? Thank you?
1809
01:23:36.880 --> 01:23:41.159
But then Eminem's music, it's ah Ship the taking Champions.
1810
01:23:41.840 --> 01:23:46.520
That's something. Yeah, I fucking can't I have it in
1811
01:23:46.600 --> 01:23:48.840
my brain. That was like the ething I was just doing.
1812
01:23:49.239 --> 01:23:50.920
Yeah, which is good. I mean, that's cool.
1813
01:23:51.640 --> 01:23:56.920
Molina has a mic. She just says ill. She says, chocolate.
1814
01:23:57.000 --> 01:24:00.199
Hershey kisses, how do rec is? There's not a mike
1815
01:24:00.239 --> 01:24:04.279
anywhere near him now he's just yelling like over top
1816
01:24:04.319 --> 01:24:08.279
of everyone. She says, chocolate, chocolate, she kisses, how Doike says?
1817
01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:12.199
Taste good? Dude?
1818
01:24:12.640 --> 01:24:17.439
What the absolute fuck is this segment? Like Eminem make
1819
01:24:17.520 --> 01:24:20.960
the whole entrance, the whole thing with the photograph, thing
1820
01:24:21.079 --> 01:24:24.399
with theatrix. Yep, the goddamn red carpet. Molina does the
1821
01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:27.800
split entrance. Everyone gets in the ring. Hyderich's still here
1822
01:24:27.840 --> 01:24:29.720
with the chocolate on his face. He never wipes it off,
1823
01:24:29.840 --> 01:24:33.680
He just keeps on his face the whole time. Tastes good,
1824
01:24:34.960 --> 01:24:36.680
taste good. But the hershy chocolate?
1825
01:24:36.800 --> 01:24:40.279
Yeah right? She fuck yeah, she says. Doesn't everyone know
1826
01:24:40.359 --> 01:24:44.319
there's in't anything sweeter than Eminem. Hershey's is better, dude,
1827
01:24:44.680 --> 01:24:49.880
I swear to God, says Hersy's better. He does, You're right?
1828
01:24:50.880 --> 01:24:54.159
Uh so, Michelle mcool steps. Someone says, Honestly, Melina, what
1829
01:24:54.239 --> 01:24:56.079
do you want from us? We're just trying to have
1830
01:24:56.119 --> 01:24:56.640
a little fun.
1831
01:24:57.199 --> 01:24:59.359
She does have a real Southern accent here. What do
1832
01:24:59.399 --> 01:25:00.920
you want from much? All we're trying to do is
1833
01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:01.560
have a little.
1834
01:25:01.359 --> 01:25:03.800
Fun unless they told her to do that, like maybe
1835
01:25:04.079 --> 01:25:12.520
put it on, dude, fucking garment you man, Like that's crazy. Hey,
1836
01:25:13.039 --> 01:25:14.479
we can't do that. Can we do that?
1837
01:25:14.760 --> 01:25:15.800
She looks at the camera.
1838
01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:22.560
We allowed to do that? Hey a little fun?
1839
01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:24.760
Okay, dude, okay, dude.
1840
01:25:26.800 --> 01:25:29.319
So Melina says, all you're doing is get fat while
1841
01:25:29.359 --> 01:25:31.760
you get and get the dumplings out of the ring
1842
01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:35.880
and let eminem take their proper spotlight. And Heinich gets pissed.
1843
01:25:36.279 --> 01:25:38.039
He says, you don't talk to me like that, and
1844
01:25:38.119 --> 01:25:40.640
you want to talk to Heik's friends like that? And
1845
01:25:40.760 --> 01:25:43.159
Melia says, oh, what are you gonna do? Hiden Rech
1846
01:25:43.479 --> 01:25:46.720
read me a lame poem? My poems aren't lamed? Are good?
1847
01:25:47.600 --> 01:25:52.760
You're gonna ask me to be your friend? Maybe, well,
1848
01:25:52.800 --> 01:25:55.439
I will never be your friend, dude. He starts to cry.
1849
01:25:56.279 --> 01:25:59.399
Yeah, well he's got the ship sandwich on his face
1850
01:26:00.039 --> 01:26:00.880
that I digress.
1851
01:26:03.920 --> 01:26:13.000
It was kind of athetic by chocolate cry So Molina says,
1852
01:26:13.039 --> 01:26:16.279
my friends are the tag champions. There a list Hollywood trendsetters.
1853
01:26:16.720 --> 01:26:20.239
They're not some pathetic loser that runs around the ring
1854
01:26:20.560 --> 01:26:27.479
acting like some pathetic kindergartener on crack, Hi.
1855
01:26:27.399 --> 01:26:28.600
The right turst of the crowd.
1856
01:26:29.199 --> 01:26:38.079
Kindergartener on crack, Like heide Rich doesn't think that the
1857
01:26:38.359 --> 01:26:41.479
fucking woman speaking on the microphone can be heard. He
1858
01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:45.279
has to fucking kindergartner on crack.
1859
01:26:47.479 --> 01:26:50.159
So the first pick here on raw from the draft lottery.
1860
01:26:50.760 --> 01:26:53.560
You're the first paper for the draft the draft lottery?
1861
01:26:54.319 --> 01:27:06.640
Hid right? Who is on crack? That sucks that? Molina
1862
01:27:07.119 --> 01:27:11.039
has seen many of pathetic kindergarteners on a crack running over.
1863
01:27:11.520 --> 01:27:14.199
That does suck. Eminem's also back there doing the heid
1864
01:27:14.239 --> 01:27:18.039
of the walk, which is basically the bushwhackers log.
1865
01:27:18.279 --> 01:27:21.880
It is it is well. Michelle McCool takes offense to this.
1866
01:27:22.439 --> 01:27:25.720
How doak is not a kindergartener on crack? She spears, Mellina,
1867
01:27:25.760 --> 01:27:27.680
we got a cat fight, and how Doik tries to
1868
01:27:27.720 --> 01:27:29.680
pull her off, but then Eminem gloma from behind. They
1869
01:27:29.720 --> 01:27:33.520
beat his ass, They stop him out, Like the chocolate
1870
01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:37.560
bar is, do your finish onto it, break hit him
1871
01:27:37.560 --> 01:27:40.359
with it. You have to do something. You have a
1872
01:27:40.640 --> 01:27:44.920
weapon sized hershey bar. You have to use it, dude.
1873
01:27:44.920 --> 01:27:47.640
The snapshot onto the chocolate bar would have been awesome.
1874
01:27:47.399 --> 01:27:49.800
Dude, They snapshot him onto the chocolate bar and he
1875
01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:51.399
rolls over, you know how they roll over and get
1876
01:27:51.399 --> 01:27:53.159
the shot like when somebody gigs. He just has a
1877
01:27:53.239 --> 01:28:01.479
face full and he says, good huge pop.
1878
01:28:01.640 --> 01:28:06.079
It's crazy standing up cheery. There's water going everywhere.
1879
01:28:08.159 --> 01:28:09.840
They could have did a lot of spots like that,
1880
01:28:10.279 --> 01:28:12.720
like you know the Vince spot where he looks up
1881
01:28:12.760 --> 01:28:18.399
from the apron when he was bleeding at Mania chocolate. Yeah,
1882
01:28:18.439 --> 01:28:19.439
they should have kept this going.
1883
01:28:19.520 --> 01:28:20.239
They had some here.
1884
01:28:20.640 --> 01:28:23.399
Fuck man, they did. Don't put him in the fucking
1885
01:28:23.520 --> 01:28:26.079
road warriors. Come on, man, give him chocolate.
1886
01:28:26.600 --> 01:28:29.520
Just ask Carrot Top dude. Oversized props will work every time.
1887
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:34.520
And again this was such like I swore he did
1888
01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:37.000
this for the like, uh, this was a run where
1889
01:28:37.039 --> 01:28:39.920
he had big chocolate. But it was a one time thing.
1890
01:28:40.319 --> 01:28:41.920
It was a legendary one time moment.
1891
01:28:42.039 --> 01:28:45.039
I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna in my head
1892
01:28:45.840 --> 01:28:48.560
keep saying this was his gimmick and he did this
1893
01:28:48.640 --> 01:28:49.119
all the time.
1894
01:28:49.560 --> 01:28:52.039
There's that one, you know that one picture like whoever
1895
01:28:52.199 --> 01:28:54.680
took this shot should like I hope they got like
1896
01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:57.680
a paid very well. This shot of hide and Reek
1897
01:28:57.720 --> 01:29:00.119
with the chocolate bar, like this change.
1898
01:29:00.680 --> 01:29:03.000
It's one of the more legendary shots in w W history.
1899
01:29:03.239 --> 01:29:05.000
It's right up there with all the best shots in
1900
01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:05.760
w W history.
1901
01:29:05.840 --> 01:29:07.520
I mean, like they got him good here with the
1902
01:29:08.119 --> 01:29:11.439
chocolate all over his face, like.
1903
01:29:11.520 --> 01:29:12.960
How to get all over like that?
1904
01:29:13.239 --> 01:29:15.800
Like wow, I kind of would love that to have,
1905
01:29:15.920 --> 01:29:17.239
like a big bar of chocolate like that.
1906
01:29:17.560 --> 01:29:18.680
What do you think they did with that? After? You
1907
01:29:18.720 --> 01:29:20.520
think like they shared it in the back.
1908
01:29:21.000 --> 01:29:22.479
Chris Ben gave it to the mills.
1909
01:29:33.159 --> 01:29:36.560
Oh man, that's set him up. He set them off good.
1910
01:29:37.239 --> 01:29:40.000
That sucks. No way, you're not getting crumbs all over
1911
01:29:40.079 --> 01:29:41.239
the place of that fucking thing.
1912
01:29:41.920 --> 01:29:45.119
He's just eating it all over the place. So sh.
1913
01:29:46.920 --> 01:29:48.359
What christ beIN Wa gave it to me.
1914
01:29:50.680 --> 01:29:52.279
He gave you the chocolate bar.
1915
01:29:52.920 --> 01:29:55.560
Crispin wal gave you that to eat over my bag?
1916
01:30:01.119 --> 01:30:10.000
Oh the fucking fuck you man? Wow? So yeah, they
1917
01:30:10.079 --> 01:30:13.039
fucking snapshot his ass, They hit their taunt, they leave,
1918
01:30:13.359 --> 01:30:15.720
They do the dead by daylight, ghost face Mary, they
1919
01:30:15.800 --> 01:30:19.880
do holy shit. And that is the legend of Hide
1920
01:30:19.880 --> 01:30:21.800
and Reich with the chocolate.
1921
01:30:22.199 --> 01:30:24.039
Hi didn't, I didn't? Right?
1922
01:30:26.840 --> 01:30:27.239
We love you?
1923
01:30:27.319 --> 01:30:32.760
How to rock? So now it's time for the feature
1924
01:30:33.079 --> 01:30:47.159
of the evening. Number two JBL versus the Undertaker. No
1925
01:30:47.359 --> 01:30:48.640
DQ Madge by the way.
1926
01:30:48.760 --> 01:30:52.520
No disqualification, which means we gotta get something fucking cool here, right.
1927
01:30:52.920 --> 01:30:55.560
Orlando Jordan, of course, is with JBL. He comes out
1928
01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:58.199
a limo with him. He's getting a pep talk, and uh,
1929
01:30:58.279 --> 01:31:01.239
we assume, you know, Orlando Jordan will be here. But
1930
01:31:01.439 --> 01:31:04.640
then Brandan and any Brandan Nanay.
1931
01:31:04.560 --> 01:31:07.920
Crispin Wall comes out here. Him and Orlando Jordan start
1932
01:31:07.960 --> 01:31:09.760
fighting and they fight all the way out of the arena.
1933
01:31:10.079 --> 01:31:12.079
Dude, they fight all the way to the back, and
1934
01:31:12.279 --> 01:31:15.039
while Orlando Jordan is getting punched and shopped by Ben
1935
01:31:15.119 --> 01:31:17.840
Wall fighting to the back, JBL was going, hey, get
1936
01:31:17.880 --> 01:31:21.199
back here. Well, I know what he done, go back.
1937
01:31:21.920 --> 01:31:23.399
I mean, they gave this a lot of time. There
1938
01:31:23.520 --> 01:31:25.880
was like twenty six minutes left on the show, I
1939
01:31:25.960 --> 01:31:27.039
think by this point.
1940
01:31:27.159 --> 01:31:30.600
Right, yeah, exactly, dude, it's commercial break and Taker. We
1941
01:31:30.720 --> 01:31:33.000
come back, and Taker's entrance starts like it's not like
1942
01:31:33.079 --> 01:31:33.880
we're midway through.
1943
01:31:34.159 --> 01:31:36.279
Yeah, he's gonna get his I can't.
1944
01:31:36.119 --> 01:31:38.880
Look at this era of Undertaker without thinking of the
1945
01:31:38.960 --> 01:31:42.000
hat that's really really big. Oh yeah me neither. I
1946
01:31:42.039 --> 01:31:43.039
thought he was gonna have it on.
1947
01:31:43.359 --> 01:31:45.880
And now at this point if he ever had it,
1948
01:31:46.159 --> 01:31:48.960
and maybe I'm just making that up in my head, like.
1949
01:31:49.079 --> 01:31:51.199
I made up a lot of stuff, seemingly, I thought
1950
01:31:51.199 --> 01:31:53.399
Henrik's hole run had chocolate. So I don't know if
1951
01:31:53.520 --> 01:31:55.479
Undertaker ever really had a big hat, but in my
1952
01:31:55.600 --> 01:31:58.399
brainy did. And then there's a picture that's it's really big,
1953
01:31:58.880 --> 01:32:01.039
like super Big the Invisible Man had it on the
1954
01:32:01.079 --> 01:32:03.439
long way. He did have it on, which was odd.
1955
01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:06.560
Yeah that was weird. I didn't question it. Yeah, well,
1956
01:32:06.600 --> 01:32:07.560
you guys were fighting en off.
1957
01:32:08.239 --> 01:32:10.720
So we start this match off here. JBL backs tak
1958
01:32:10.720 --> 01:32:12.479
her to the corner and throw some punches at him.
1959
01:32:12.680 --> 01:32:15.560
But guess what, buddy, Undertaker is the best pure striker
1960
01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:18.239
in WWE history. So he turns that around and soup
1961
01:32:18.279 --> 01:32:19.359
bones are coming right for you.
1962
01:32:19.920 --> 01:32:24.359
Soup boness your goddamn right, big boot two. I mean, dude,
1963
01:32:24.960 --> 01:32:26.600
He threw j out to the corner and JBL got
1964
01:32:26.640 --> 01:32:28.399
a boot up and Taker said that's my shit, and
1965
01:32:28.479 --> 01:32:29.439
he big booted them back.
1966
01:32:29.760 --> 01:32:31.920
Undertaker really spams big boots this time.
1967
01:32:32.479 --> 01:32:34.079
He has a lot of them this match. You're right.
1968
01:32:34.439 --> 01:32:38.840
Taker then grabs JBL. I don't know what was happening here,
1969
01:32:39.000 --> 01:32:43.079
so he like double grabs jbl both hands and then
1970
01:32:43.159 --> 01:32:44.039
hits a flat liner.
1971
01:32:44.359 --> 01:32:45.840
He does Orlando Jordan's move.
1972
01:32:45.960 --> 01:32:47.319
I wrote down, did he do this all the time?
1973
01:32:47.399 --> 01:32:48.600
Do you know if he did this all the time?
1974
01:32:48.880 --> 01:32:51.319
I legit, don't know. There's a chance he did, Like,
1975
01:32:51.359 --> 01:32:53.520
there's a chance there's a game that has him doing
1976
01:32:53.600 --> 01:32:55.359
this as like a sag or something. I don't know, though.
1977
01:32:55.399 --> 01:32:57.119
It doesn't feel right. It feels fucked up, Like even
1978
01:32:57.199 --> 01:32:59.000
in commentary they're like, oh, he did a fucking d
1979
01:32:59.079 --> 01:32:59.760
D T or something.
1980
01:33:00.199 --> 01:33:01.680
Yeah, that was odd. It felt like he was going
1981
01:33:01.760 --> 01:33:03.479
for something and then just said fucking flat liner.
1982
01:33:03.920 --> 01:33:05.279
Mm my move.
1983
01:33:05.600 --> 01:33:07.479
So they fight on the outside here until jb ol
1984
01:33:07.560 --> 01:33:09.319
throws Taker into the steps knee first.
1985
01:33:09.680 --> 01:33:12.239
Dude, Taker fucking flips over this shit too.
1986
01:33:12.640 --> 01:33:14.840
Yeah, his knees go directly into the steel.
1987
01:33:15.279 --> 01:33:17.920
Yeah that was awesome. Good bump there. And they're so
1988
01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:20.159
they're on the outside, and I'm like, okay, we're gonna
1989
01:33:20.199 --> 01:33:23.159
have some weapons here, right, like weapons. Someone's probably gonna
1990
01:33:23.159 --> 01:33:26.119
get color at the very least weapons. I was wrong.
1991
01:33:26.520 --> 01:33:29.199
So during the break, JBO punch Taker in the crowd
1992
01:33:29.319 --> 01:33:32.359
and choked him with the wire. Mm hmmm, we're back
1993
01:33:32.399 --> 01:33:34.279
in the ring here Now JBL hits him with the
1994
01:33:34.319 --> 01:33:35.000
neck breaker for it.
1995
01:33:35.079 --> 01:33:37.000
Two wow, Doug Bashum's move.
1996
01:33:37.319 --> 01:33:41.960
Holy fuck man, hands off, he staying on fucking SmackDown Buddy,
1997
01:33:44.680 --> 01:33:47.159
JBL and Taker trade Sleeper holds till JBL hits a
1998
01:33:47.199 --> 01:33:48.920
belly to back on Taker for a double down.
1999
01:33:49.079 --> 01:33:51.399
There's that belly to back double down. Okay, I did
2000
01:33:51.640 --> 01:33:54.920
like the Takers in a sleeper. Send them off, catch sleeper.
2001
01:33:54.960 --> 01:33:58.279
I'm a sucker for a good uh irish weib sleeper. Yeah,
2002
01:33:58.319 --> 01:33:58.680
I love that.
2003
01:33:59.159 --> 01:34:01.640
So Taker wins us track exchange here until JBL pokes
2004
01:34:01.720 --> 01:34:02.199
him in the eyes.
2005
01:34:02.279 --> 01:34:04.159
I love that, based, I love that.
2006
01:34:04.319 --> 01:34:06.479
Yeah, JBL goes for the clothes line from Hell here,
2007
01:34:06.560 --> 01:34:08.239
but Taker hits a big boots stop.
2008
01:34:08.039 --> 01:34:11.199
Him a great big boot two fucking made a great
2009
01:34:11.319 --> 01:34:12.720
noise high. I enjoyed that.
2010
01:34:13.000 --> 01:34:14.680
That's what I love about the clothes line from hell Man.
2011
01:34:14.800 --> 01:34:16.640
Like you hit the ropes, the camera goes to the
2012
01:34:16.680 --> 01:34:19.199
hard camera you know it's coming, and like it works
2013
01:34:19.239 --> 01:34:20.680
every time until it doesn't.
2014
01:34:20.840 --> 01:34:22.720
Yeah, any any cutoff works there.
2015
01:34:23.079 --> 01:34:25.840
JBO rolls off to the apron Here, Taker hits the
2016
01:34:25.960 --> 01:34:29.399
jumping leg drop to JBO on the apron wo that
2017
01:34:29.640 --> 01:34:31.640
has to suck. It's gotta suck for Taker.
2018
01:34:31.760 --> 01:34:31.960
Dude.
2019
01:34:32.359 --> 01:34:33.439
Yeah, that's also true.
2020
01:34:33.680 --> 01:34:35.800
Taker cuts off JBL in the top rope here and
2021
01:34:35.840 --> 01:34:38.680
hits a second rope superplex for two.
2022
01:34:39.159 --> 01:34:44.640
Yeah, oh excit superplex. Let's go all right, that's every
2023
01:34:44.720 --> 01:34:46.840
match we've has been represented so far. Let's go.
2024
01:34:47.560 --> 01:34:49.800
So Taker hits snake eyes on JBL here a big
2025
01:34:49.880 --> 01:34:52.640
boot a leg drop for two. Taker follows up with
2026
01:34:52.720 --> 01:34:53.359
the choke slam.
2027
01:34:53.680 --> 01:34:55.119
Well he is spamming big boots.
2028
01:34:55.560 --> 01:34:57.560
Yeah, I mean yeah, there is a lot of big
2029
01:34:57.600 --> 01:35:00.920
boots like Taker. Taker is making short them fucking things.
2030
01:35:01.840 --> 01:35:03.920
Someone told him that he lost his legs or something
2031
01:35:04.079 --> 01:35:06.079
that I'll show you. It looked good. The big foot
2032
01:35:06.119 --> 01:35:07.680
look good. I give him that. I like it.
2033
01:35:08.119 --> 01:35:10.560
Taker goes for a last ride here, but jbol low
2034
01:35:10.640 --> 01:35:15.279
blows Taker. Taker gets up. JBO hits the ropes close
2035
01:35:15.359 --> 01:35:16.199
line from who.
2036
01:35:16.600 --> 01:35:19.039
I thought it was over? Dude? Okay, I thought so too,
2037
01:35:19.119 --> 01:35:20.239
but no two point nine.
2038
01:35:20.920 --> 01:35:23.039
So JBL starts going for the ten punches in the corner,
2039
01:35:23.560 --> 01:35:25.920
but Taker grabs him out of the corner and hits
2040
01:35:25.920 --> 01:35:27.319
a last ride for a two.
2041
01:35:28.079 --> 01:35:31.640
Dude, Okay that one. I was like, that's it, Like
2042
01:35:31.880 --> 01:35:35.039
I couldn't believe that he had JBL kick out of
2043
01:35:35.079 --> 01:35:37.960
the goddamn last ride. Well, Taker goes for the tombstone.
2044
01:35:37.960 --> 01:35:41.680
He's gonna put him away, But wait a minute, Randy Orton,
2045
01:35:42.359 --> 01:35:43.039
he's from raw.
2046
01:35:43.600 --> 01:35:46.560
Dude. Orton gets in, he pulls JBL down and he does.
2047
01:35:46.680 --> 01:35:48.880
I mean, this is the highest I may have ever
2048
01:35:48.920 --> 01:35:51.239
seen Orton jump before for an RKO, Like he gets
2049
01:35:51.359 --> 01:35:54.000
up there, he clears Taker to hit this. Dude.
2050
01:35:54.079 --> 01:35:56.640
Yeah, sometimes I forget that, like Randy Orton would full
2051
01:35:56.760 --> 01:35:58.800
jump into the RKO when he was first doing it.
2052
01:35:59.199 --> 01:36:03.000
Yes, dude looked fucking awesome. I I mean I remember
2053
01:36:03.079 --> 01:36:05.039
when he first started doing it and how like that
2054
01:36:05.199 --> 01:36:06.800
was like the coolest e fed move ever.
2055
01:36:07.239 --> 01:36:09.960
Dude, everybody loved the RKO. It was like one of
2056
01:36:10.000 --> 01:36:12.279
the most It still is to this day. Most people
2057
01:36:12.279 --> 01:36:14.600
don't even watch wrestling anymore, but they know the RKO.
2058
01:36:15.159 --> 01:36:17.920
Yes, you're dude, You're You're totally right. Yeah, I mean
2059
01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:18.920
it is a great fucking.
2060
01:36:18.760 --> 01:36:20.600
Move, which is kind of nuts. By the way, he
2061
01:36:20.680 --> 01:36:23.560
took a cutter, like, which is super odd that you
2062
01:36:23.600 --> 01:36:25.680
would think you would be able to transcend the sport
2063
01:36:25.800 --> 01:36:28.800
with it, and like it's not even a cutter anymore,
2064
01:36:28.840 --> 01:36:31.039
it's the RKO. Anyone does a cutter, it's the RKO.
2065
01:36:31.119 --> 01:36:33.119
It doesn't matter what it is. That's the RKO.
2066
01:36:33.680 --> 01:36:34.760
I mean, that's the word of the why is you
2067
01:36:34.840 --> 01:36:36.720
take a move that's been fucking killed, you put some
2068
01:36:36.760 --> 01:36:38.560
theatrics to it. It's new again.
2069
01:36:39.119 --> 01:36:41.960
So Randy Orton pulls down JBL. Here he hits the
2070
01:36:42.119 --> 01:36:45.520
RKO on the Undertaker. Here, JBO rolls over and he
2071
01:36:45.600 --> 01:36:46.880
pins Undertaker for the three.
2072
01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:48.800
This did not have to be an ody Q match.
2073
01:36:49.079 --> 01:36:50.000
It absolutely did.
2074
01:36:50.039 --> 01:36:53.159
It was very very crucial, Like that is very odd that,
2075
01:36:53.319 --> 01:36:56.840
like they couldn't have done like two ref distracts spots.
2076
01:36:56.840 --> 01:36:59.039
You're telling me a JBL match can have two resist tracts.
2077
01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:01.000
Yeah, like knocked out on the ref and let Orton
2078
01:37:01.079 --> 01:37:01.279
come in.
2079
01:37:01.439 --> 01:37:04.560
Yeah yeah right, like the low blow. Right, either don't
2080
01:37:04.640 --> 01:37:07.680
do it or ref fucking gets pushed off of something
2081
01:37:08.159 --> 01:37:10.279
and then fucking something else. You have ref bump four
2082
01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:11.760
kio Like what nody Q.
2083
01:37:12.359 --> 01:37:15.800
Just makes a better graphic, you know, Yeah, that's true.
2084
01:37:16.199 --> 01:37:18.960
Commercial crowd brawl dude, Yeah, he just punched him in
2085
01:37:19.000 --> 01:37:21.520
the crowd. That was funny. Come on, man, chuck him
2086
01:37:21.520 --> 01:37:24.920
with a wire at ringside, like, come on, men, I
2087
01:37:25.000 --> 01:37:27.319
know Taker just got back from injury, but Taker can
2088
01:37:27.399 --> 01:37:29.600
hit you with a chair or something like come on.
2089
01:37:30.359 --> 01:37:33.239
I gotta say, I love like a young guy wrestler
2090
01:37:33.279 --> 01:37:35.520
that constantly picks fights with guys that he knows he's
2091
01:37:35.560 --> 01:37:37.720
not gonna win because he's a little asshole, and like
2092
01:37:37.840 --> 01:37:41.119
eventually he pays his toll, like good gimmick works every time.
2093
01:37:41.199 --> 01:37:43.640
Man. I I mean, I have fond memories of the
2094
01:37:44.079 --> 01:37:46.760
Taker Orton stuff. I mean, we've reviewed some stuff from it.
2095
01:37:46.840 --> 01:37:49.079
I'm sure you remember the Josh Matthews thing.
2096
01:37:49.319 --> 01:37:52.079
Of course, and I also remember, you know, we talked
2097
01:37:52.079 --> 01:37:54.079
about his dad coming through and all that shit too.
2098
01:37:54.199 --> 01:37:56.279
And with the movie killed Taker.
2099
01:37:58.039 --> 01:38:02.239
Yeah right, set his ass on fire. Yeah, so Orton
2100
01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:04.079
coming to SmackDown was pretty exciting at the time. I
2101
01:38:04.159 --> 01:38:07.199
remember being fired up for this. And yeah, they replay
2102
01:38:07.279 --> 01:38:10.079
him killing Taker here and Orton standing on like part
2103
01:38:10.079 --> 01:38:12.680
of the SmackDown set where Paul Burchell will do his entrance.
2104
01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:15.199
That's the only part I can describe. This sounds that's nuts.
2105
01:38:15.319 --> 01:38:17.359
I said, I didn't even know this existed over here,
2106
01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:21.880
Like it's a little raised platform. I don't know why
2107
01:38:21.920 --> 01:38:24.000
it's there. Paul Burchell's not here for like a year
2108
01:38:24.119 --> 01:38:25.880
or two, so I don't know what it was here for.
2109
01:38:26.359 --> 01:38:29.319
But he's there, and the uh he says, Undertaker, you've
2110
01:38:29.359 --> 01:38:31.239
just been archaode and you better get used to it
2111
01:38:31.359 --> 01:38:34.079
because the legend killer is officially on SmackDown. He hits
2112
01:38:34.119 --> 01:38:37.279
the pose, his music hits this is this.
2113
01:38:37.359 --> 01:38:38.199
Is badass, man.
2114
01:38:38.760 --> 01:38:45.479
Yeah, dude, that show is funny as fuck. Undertaker, under Take, Undertaker,
2115
01:38:46.199 --> 01:38:48.319
and then Undertaker finally gets up. I mean he has
2116
01:38:48.399 --> 01:38:51.039
beat his shit, like this close up fucking picture of
2117
01:38:51.119 --> 01:38:53.479
him where he's like just blowing the fuck up and
2118
01:38:53.520 --> 01:38:56.199
he looks nuts. He looks over He finally looks over
2119
01:38:56.279 --> 01:38:59.399
after him say Undertaker, like three times. You just got
2120
01:38:59.479 --> 01:39:05.560
our kay, fuck you man, seriously, you better kill me
2121
01:39:05.640 --> 01:39:07.439
next time I see you. And Reddy Jordon says, okay,
2122
01:39:07.760 --> 01:39:08.239
we can do that.
2123
01:39:08.600 --> 01:39:09.760
Well, I'll say you're on fire.
2124
01:39:10.159 --> 01:39:11.600
My dad will kill you to death.
2125
01:39:11.680 --> 01:39:15.880
We got you. What an interesting episode of SmackDown, James.
2126
01:39:16.720 --> 01:39:20.880
I gotta give it five out of five because you're
2127
01:39:20.920 --> 01:39:28.000
right here in her and we do too, Hi, Dan Reich,
2128
01:39:28.680 --> 01:39:31.640
Well that is it for w E SmackDown June sixteenth,
2129
01:39:31.880 --> 01:39:35.640
two thousand and five and now it's time for the
2130
01:39:35.920 --> 01:39:36.960
main event.
2131
01:39:37.159 --> 01:39:43.760
Let's read some fucking names and now it's Tom for
2132
01:39:43.880 --> 01:39:47.760
the main event. Oh shit, hell yeah, fuck yeah yeah
2133
01:39:48.039 --> 01:39:51.640
today starting in the five dollars tier. I used to
2134
01:39:51.840 --> 01:39:55.960
cheat off Sean Stasiak in our ap quantum Biochem class
2135
01:39:56.000 --> 01:39:59.199
in college. I've been the shift lead at kmart for
2136
01:39:59.399 --> 01:40:00.119
ten years.
2137
01:40:00.880 --> 01:40:04.680
While he's a genius. And you know, Shiffley's a good
2138
01:40:04.760 --> 01:40:09.560
gig though, genius, genius, genius, like you got a kmart
2139
01:40:09.640 --> 01:40:15.960
now major dump two ground control. I'm stepping through the door.
2140
01:40:17.720 --> 01:40:26.800
Prince mox Hey, Mike Burke, Alpha Rits wooooo, Michael Fitzpatrick,
2141
01:40:27.520 --> 01:40:32.920
Mark MacDermot. How did neversoff never make a wrestling game?
2142
01:40:33.279 --> 01:40:35.640
Imagine wrestling in the middle of a Tony Hawk map.
2143
01:40:36.039 --> 01:40:37.720
Then Bam, Tom Morello.
2144
01:40:38.039 --> 01:40:39.880
If not seen that son of a bitch, Tom Morello
2145
01:40:39.920 --> 01:40:41.479
anywhere near another game that I play.
2146
01:40:41.960 --> 01:40:44.199
And Dave Grohl, don't even think about it, you son
2147
01:40:44.239 --> 01:40:47.439
of a bitch, piece of shit, you fucking goddamn fucker.
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Fucker.
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Ladies, gentlemen, Deadlock is the only baseball podcast I'll listen
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to anyways. Fuck the Braves, Fey Billies, Let's brew.
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Crew, Okay, dude, you gotta be fucking smoking Korak. Are
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01:41:06.279 --> 01:41:09.600
you out of your mind? Like, listen, just because you
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01:41:09.760 --> 01:41:12.359
are having one good season doesn't mean it's gonna end
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01:41:12.439 --> 01:41:15.359
that way. You like this Dodger series, They're gonna fucking
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01:41:15.439 --> 01:41:17.720
kick your ass and then like it's just over after that.
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Ten dollars tier Zachary soza weezy? Oh why you think
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has JP wheezy?
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01:41:24.760 --> 01:41:28.039
Oh maybe he dropped the JP. Yeah you gotta push.
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01:41:28.279 --> 01:41:29.359
Yeah, maybe he's just weezy.
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01:41:29.560 --> 01:41:30.319
Yeah, I like that.
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01:41:30.760 --> 01:41:33.079
Well, if it is, welcome back. If not, you stole
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my man's name.
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01:41:33.800 --> 01:41:35.880
What the fuck? Hey you signed up a bench d
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j kfabe. Yeah.
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Day one, two hundred and forty seven of waiting for
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01:41:42.600 --> 01:41:45.359
James to read my five star Apple podcast with you.
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01:41:47.600 --> 01:41:49.800
Oh, he's shit. Good podcast, very good podcast.
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01:41:50.319 --> 01:41:51.279
Man, that's legendary.
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01:41:51.359 --> 01:41:52.399
Wow, that was a good run.
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You guys can still do that using my one wish
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01:41:55.239 --> 01:41:57.079
willow on a big ass sandwich.
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01:42:00.760 --> 01:42:02.600
That's pretty good. The end of that movie's crazy, James,
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01:42:02.600 --> 01:42:04.880
you want to talk about it? No, man, No, adul't
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01:42:05.079 --> 01:42:06.359
Oh odd, what the fuck.
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01:42:06.560 --> 01:42:08.920
I'm gonna go to the Halloween Horror Nights. I'm gonna
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01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:10.800
wish for a big sandwich just for you.
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01:42:12.920 --> 01:42:14.920
We gotta go to Halloween horror nights. That'd be awesome.
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Glue ghosts the Blueprint, Not Morgan Rhino, No Shannon r
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j L twenty three Yeah, oh, Lada Day Yeah, oh fuck,
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Kyle Armstrong Hello, Juliano Abrontes yay khalil yy. Eighty seven
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year old grandpa calls Tom Tom because he is hungry
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and lonely. Rocky and Colt show up and kick his ass.
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01:42:43.079 --> 01:42:45.359
Tom. Tom would definitely use one to wish for a
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little for a big sandwich.
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Folk Valley May young stinky pussy at Dad. What's the
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odds of the next name being fucked up? Fucking super
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01:43:00.159 --> 01:43:04.800
Hi nuclear bomb versus a coughing Johnny? Yeah, like what
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01:43:05.000 --> 01:43:10.520
the fuck is that? Jake Allen, big thong, Johnny Damn
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01:43:10.800 --> 01:43:14.680
leave me fuck alone? Yes, Like, stop with that fucking
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01:43:14.720 --> 01:43:19.119
bullshop of perk, Make Johnny twirk on it the long way,
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01:43:20.359 --> 01:43:28.399
stop Dove bass tea test star of Spectre. Oh yeah,
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oh yeah, big brother, Big brother, all right, Rudy pooh,
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01:43:35.079 --> 01:43:42.439
Rudy pooh, Russell Williams ben Zoloft love lost my dog
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01:43:42.520 --> 01:43:45.159
after fourteen years, but the pot is helping me, laughter
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01:43:45.239 --> 01:43:47.920
the tears, rest in peace, Cinnamon, and thank you boys.
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01:43:48.079 --> 01:43:50.720
Dude, I'm so like everyone gets me so on edge.
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01:43:50.760 --> 01:43:52.760
I thought like something fucked up was coming at the
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end of this. I don't know what I thought. Hey, man,
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01:43:56.119 --> 01:43:58.520
fucking Cinnamon's a kick ass name for a dog.
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01:43:58.840 --> 01:43:59.920
Yeah, rest in peace Cinnamon?
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01:44:00.079 --> 01:44:05.760
Yeah, rip yo boy. One thousand and one corpses. Is
2202
01:44:05.840 --> 01:44:08.520
that like one thousand one Dalmatians? That was one hundred
2203
01:44:08.520 --> 01:44:08.760
and one?
2204
01:44:09.199 --> 01:44:10.960
Holy shit, there's a thousand dogs.
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01:44:11.560 --> 01:44:14.119
Fuck ten thousand little hole comaniacs gonna be a thousand dogs.
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The logo forty four one j Master Bay Sean Yeah
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01:44:22.720 --> 01:44:24.640
yeah yeah. Did I say masturbation?
2208
01:44:25.039 --> 01:44:25.840
Yeah yeah.
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01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:29.920
Love the podcast, love the YouTube channel, I love the boys.
2210
01:44:30.279 --> 01:44:34.119
Let's fucking go oh wow, hooray.
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01:44:34.800 --> 01:44:36.960
I like that as well. I like that name.
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That is a good name. W I'm glad you kept
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01:44:39.399 --> 01:44:44.720
that name, Antonio Lopez. No gimmicks needed, Steve the Samurai,
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William Rod Decker, Bryce and stillwell pri Miss Mike Mizzanian,
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01:44:53.840 --> 01:45:01.439
the Fisher, Mizan right, Terry Brunt Gold Yeah, Kimona wanted
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01:45:01.840 --> 01:45:12.439
Chase Chard's son, Fuck you, Buddy Kmore, Ovekin Mars dick
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butt ass hits from Stupa hey Man, diet Churos, Evil
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01:45:20.920 --> 01:45:22.960
Fox Cosack, David.
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01:45:22.800 --> 01:45:25.359
Dude, is this fucking a different David.
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01:45:25.720 --> 01:45:28.880
Cherry still employed but now with student loans.
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01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:30.920
That's still good.
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01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:33.760
That'll get you every time. Yeah we are employed, you know.
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01:45:34.199 --> 01:45:35.840
Yeah, Yeah, there you go.
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01:45:35.920 --> 01:45:40.800
Good job, mister Pink, Missus stink or perchance Nay Brethren,
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Indeed Gargage, Jangles, oh Ripley, Dipley, Caleb North Rip, Sierra Hotel,
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Indigo Tango Hotel, Omega Lima Echo, shit, why why j
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Loen c yay see Alexander whiprat ooh ballin into ritz.
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Car That sounds awesome.
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01:46:05.840 --> 01:46:10.560
Yo, mama's so fat. When she tried to chase No, no,
2230
01:46:12.479 --> 01:46:16.439
still the fuck out, she fell down and killed my
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01:46:16.600 --> 01:46:17.960
eighty seven year old grandma.
2232
01:46:18.359 --> 01:46:20.359
That sucks. That really sucks.
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01:46:20.920 --> 01:46:22.760
Kevn the Goldon.
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01:46:22.880 --> 01:46:25.359
Yeah well it really does, say Kevin. Yeah. Fuck.
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01:46:25.640 --> 01:46:28.840
Day one, two hundred and fifty four of waiting for
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01:46:29.000 --> 01:46:31.560
James to read my five star Apple podcast review.
2237
01:46:31.840 --> 01:46:33.640
He's adding those fucking numbers.
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01:46:33.640 --> 01:46:41.159
Numbers Chad Salad, Chad Salad, Castle Duplex, Casper Mikey nine
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01:46:41.319 --> 01:46:48.239
nine nine nine nine El Diablo King Wolf, James's dad. Whoa,
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01:46:48.960 --> 01:46:52.279
mister blood, This is Nancy from Bed Bath and Beyond.
2241
01:46:52.800 --> 01:46:55.039
Stop shitting in our displays.
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01:46:55.479 --> 01:46:56.680
Why are you talking about dad like that?
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01:46:57.199 --> 01:47:04.359
Marty scary Man. Yeah, Hey, mister nine and sixes, hooray,
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01:47:05.000 --> 01:47:10.640
mister ass Spielunker A lot of misters here Storminator zero
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01:47:10.760 --> 01:47:15.319
one Toefer two four nine three Stadium Pulse during sex
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01:47:15.680 --> 01:47:23.520
shit got me saying I got hold Yes, King Wolf,
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01:47:24.079 --> 01:47:28.159
Honor Pro Wrestling masidea Tanaka versus Hitoy Tanaka in a
2248
01:47:28.359 --> 01:47:32.920
Tanaka's that got me through high school? Match me too,
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01:47:33.319 --> 01:47:37.840
os e late it's actually King's son, not kink Stun.
2250
01:47:38.159 --> 01:47:41.119
Who the fuck is this guy talking to Chase.
2251
01:47:45.279 --> 01:47:50.079
Twenty nineteen. Dave Bartita's be like, Hey, James, I'm glad
2252
01:47:50.119 --> 01:47:53.520
you're so excited to see my new movie Chits Stupor.
2253
01:47:55.479 --> 01:47:59.760
Yes, Yes, indeed, I like that one. That's good.
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01:48:00.399 --> 01:48:07.760
And Twin Britton Yeah, star Mark Blackburn, Christian Alonzo, the
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01:48:07.880 --> 01:48:11.119
prank War episode of Viva Labam and Don Vito with
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01:48:11.279 --> 01:48:11.840
the Wings.
2257
01:48:12.159 --> 01:48:14.239
Dude, we've been watching a ton of Viva Labam lately.
2258
01:48:14.319 --> 01:48:16.640
That was also like when we went to Japan, that
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01:48:16.960 --> 01:48:18.359
was a constant on the TV.
2260
01:48:18.880 --> 01:48:21.359
Yes, absolutely. I mean, like it's just a fun thing
2261
01:48:21.399 --> 01:48:22.640
to have on the TV at all times.
2262
01:48:22.840 --> 01:48:24.439
Dude, I don't know how many people. I mean, if
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01:48:24.479 --> 01:48:26.159
you're a Viva Labam fan, Like, I don't know how
2264
01:48:26.159 --> 01:48:28.680
many people know that the Don't Feed fil episode is
2265
01:48:28.720 --> 01:48:31.560
the first episode. Like that is a Hall of Fame episode, dude.
2266
01:48:32.039 --> 01:48:33.640
And it's the one where they put the Hamburgers on
2267
01:48:33.680 --> 01:48:34.079
his shirt.
2268
01:48:34.199 --> 01:48:35.920
That is like so fucking awesome.
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01:48:36.479 --> 01:48:43.439
Eric Adams, John Cena's Stinky jeorts Uh, Crimpto Yay, the
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01:48:43.600 --> 01:48:50.479
Joe Pops, Scott Cross Dan Yo Yo, two tone Moonstone
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01:48:50.600 --> 01:48:54.119
at Rhymes. I'm Steve O and this is kick abyss
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01:48:54.159 --> 01:48:54.800
in the balls.
2273
01:48:55.560 --> 01:48:57.079
He should have went to TNA's that are all.
2274
01:48:57.439 --> 01:48:59.720
Hey, Johnny, I'm in Philly to see Matt Ruber and
2275
01:48:59.800 --> 01:49:03.039
I'm can't wait to get you in the masterlock and
2276
01:49:03.239 --> 01:49:04.760
drag your ass across town.
2277
01:49:06.560 --> 01:49:07.439
Leave Johnny alone.
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01:49:07.520 --> 01:49:11.520
Dot com Mental Trillness R payn ninety nine.
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01:49:11.880 --> 01:49:12.119
Yeah.
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01:49:12.439 --> 01:49:16.520
I like this podcast. Oh it makes me want to party. Oh,
2281
01:49:17.640 --> 01:49:20.720
in fact, I kind of feel like partying right now.
2282
01:49:24.159 --> 01:49:29.880
Dan Chris Love Hooray. Fifteen dollars to your the wood Master.
2283
01:49:30.279 --> 01:49:30.840
No way, dude.
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01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:33.439
Scissor Blade number one yeah.
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J C.
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Frasier Yeah yeah, Fergle Buckley yeah, cam Ron Dunkle yeah,
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01:49:44.800 --> 01:49:53.560
Leonardo Solis yeah, Michael Davis yeah yeah, Ash Yeah yeah yeah.
2288
01:49:54.000 --> 01:50:02.199
One hundred and twenty dollars annual, Maggie Yeah, Migel, and
2289
01:50:07.800 --> 01:50:13.479
still the Patreon chip beyond at forty two dollars. The
2290
01:50:13.600 --> 01:50:16.760
D Man three to one zero is fucked up off
2291
01:50:16.800 --> 01:50:17.640
the Garfield PEZ.
2292
01:50:18.079 --> 01:50:20.520
Wow. You've been fucked up off Garfield PEZ for a
2293
01:50:20.600 --> 01:50:22.680
couple weeks now, Buddy, I hope you can come down
2294
01:50:22.720 --> 01:50:26.680
off this soon. If not, visit a VET maybe they
2295
01:50:26.720 --> 01:50:35.800
can pull it out of your ass. As HOGI son, Well,
2296
01:50:35.840 --> 01:50:38.119
thank you for being the champion D Man. Congrats again
2297
01:50:38.159 --> 01:50:41.159
for another successful week, and thank you all for signing
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01:50:41.239 --> 01:50:45.199
up Patreon dot com slash deadlock PW. That is it
2299
01:50:45.359 --> 01:50:47.319
for the Man a Man, and that is it for
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01:50:47.520 --> 01:50:49.720
our show. Thank you for joining us everybody. As I said,
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01:50:49.760 --> 01:50:51.199
make sure to check us out a Patreon dot com
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seead likely you go check out the app show, Go
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check out watch this, Go check out the Long Way,
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Go check out the retro sticks, Go see we're watching
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for the next week. Go see a batch of fucking
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shit over there. You can't miss out Patreon dot com,
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slash Deadlock PW, and don't miss out because we'll be
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01:51:03.640 --> 01:51:06.840
back next week for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.