Revisiting WWE RAW 2007 - Kevin Federline Faces John Cena

WEBVTT
1
00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:03.919
Dumn boys on Back in Town.
2
00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:08.000
Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number three hundred and
3
00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:10.320
forty eight, Day Day.
4
00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:14.039
What you said, Damn, I'm sorry. There's just a lot
5
00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:16.600
of them. There's a lot of those episodes. Uh.
6
00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:20.559
Today we're talking about RAW. Can you believe it?
7
00:00:21.079 --> 00:00:24.640
Oh? Wow? Okay, that's exciting. Wow, okay. Well there's some good,
8
00:00:24.679 --> 00:00:27.000
you know, historic moments in the history of w RAW
9
00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:33.560
WF all January first, Oh, well, New Year's episode. Wow. Okay, damn,
10
00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:38.359
that's cool. Two thousand, Oh, we didn't already do January first,
11
00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.200
two thousand before? Wow? Okay?
12
00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:49.079
And oh seven, no Raw January first, two thousand and seven.
13
00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:52.119
Two thousand and seven. What could possibly have been going
14
00:00:52.159 --> 00:00:54.000
on on January first, two husd seven?
15
00:00:54.439 --> 00:01:01.600
Kevin Fetterline was here and he's facing champion John Cena.
16
00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:07.200
Wow, an exciting time. Wrestling surely peaked on January first,
17
00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:10.719
two thousand and seven. I can't wait to see what
18
00:01:10.799 --> 00:01:11.680
was going on then.
19
00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:14.840
But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
20
00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:18.560
Hooray Deadlock. I love Deadlock and you should too. And
21
00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:21.879
you should also love the Deadlock Patreon. That's Deadlock, Patreon,
22
00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:26.680
that's ours Patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW. Of course,
23
00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:28.879
make sure to check out the Deadlock After show, which
24
00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:33.120
comes on after the show. The show doesn't stop just
25
00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:34.719
at the end of the podcast. We have more for
26
00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:36.920
you over at patreon dot com slash Deadlock for w
27
00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:39.200
in the five dollars and above two, so go check
28
00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:40.719
that out. You never know what we're gonna be doing.
29
00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:44.239
Last time we played Fortnite as stone Cold, and we
30
00:01:44.280 --> 00:01:46.840
played to see if we could get a win as
31
00:01:46.879 --> 00:01:49.640
all stone Colds. You gotta tune in to see if
32
00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:52.879
we did. Of course, Also in the five dollars here,
33
00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:55.640
watch this. Watch this. You get four those a month,
34
00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:58.840
which is we watch a match we watched you know,
35
00:01:59.079 --> 00:02:01.599
some kind of deli other usually a pro wrestling match.
36
00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:04.359
That's in the five dollars and above tier as well,
37
00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:06.159
get four those a month. As I mentioned, we as
38
00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:08.360
two up now, so look out for the other two
39
00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:12.520
here very soon. In the ten dollars and above tier,
40
00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.800
a new retro sinc is up. That's the bi weekly
41
00:02:14.919 --> 00:02:18.120
Retro sinc made by David and this is of course
42
00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:22.639
XWF Episode three. The XWF series comes to an end
43
00:02:22.680 --> 00:02:25.759
with this retrocinc. So go check it out. Relive all
44
00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:29.520
the ridiculous insane moments from the XWF Episode three, as
45
00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:32.000
well as our review of it right now on the
46
00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:36.039
Patreon in the ten dollars and above tier. Lastly, of course,
47
00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:39.159
also in the ten dollars and above tier, The Long Way,
48
00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:42.039
and you will find out very soon what that is.
49
00:02:42.080 --> 00:02:44.120
I believe you will all be very excited about it,
50
00:02:44.159 --> 00:02:46.479
because I know I am. And we'll talk about that
51
00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:48.439
on the next episode because I don't want to spoil
52
00:02:48.479 --> 00:02:51.639
it for anybody just yet. But that's the Long Way.
53
00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:54.680
That's our long form monthly watch along with a guest
54
00:02:54.879 --> 00:02:57.039
who knows who will join us, who knows what we'll watch.
55
00:02:57.199 --> 00:02:59.319
It'll be very fun, exciting and good. So check it
56
00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:04.520
out page around dot com slash deadlock. Hew. And now
57
00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:06.560
it's time, I guess to fucking talk about RAW from
58
00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:07.360
two thousand and seven.
59
00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:12.599
All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw or January first,
60
00:03:12.919 --> 00:03:14.360
two thousand and seven.
61
00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:18.960
Two thousand and seven Raw not very explored by us
62
00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:23.879
here on Deadlock. I checked, and we've we've done two
63
00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:27.039
raws from two thousand and seven. Ever, and the last
64
00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:29.520
time we talked about two thousand and seven RAW was
65
00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:30.639
three years ago.
66
00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:34.360
Wow, three years ago? What raw was that?
67
00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:38.159
That was the mister mcman's illegitimate son revealed one the
68
00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:41.879
hornswoggle one where they said they threw him at the Lemo.
69
00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:44.919
Oh right, wow, that was a long time ago.
70
00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:48.360
Fucking forever ago. Yeah. So two thousand and seven, you know,
71
00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:51.639
a land not too explored by us, and uh I
72
00:03:51.719 --> 00:03:54.520
was very quickly reminded as to why as I watched
73
00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:57.520
the show, because this is a this is a disaster.
74
00:03:57.879 --> 00:04:00.520
This is, of course the episode where Kevin Federal Line
75
00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:05.039
basis John Cena in one of the most important matches
76
00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:07.919
in two thousand and seven WWE. But before we get
77
00:04:07.919 --> 00:04:11.199
into this episode of Raw from January first, two thousand
78
00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:13.000
and seven, let's talk about what was going on with
79
00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:15.080
the world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter,
80
00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:17.360
and not just wrestling, because I have a little UFC
81
00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:20.319
here as well. So from the Observer January first, two
82
00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:23.639
thousand and seven in UFC news within the US, most
83
00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:26.600
interest will be on UFC sixty six in Las Vegas
84
00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:29.800
and the Chuck Ladell versus Tito or Tez light Heavyweight
85
00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:32.519
title match. The match is expected to set both live
86
00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:35.360
gate records and pay per view records for MMA. If
87
00:04:35.360 --> 00:04:38.720
industry predictions are correct, the show will beat every Wrestlemanian
88
00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:42.439
history in both categories. Just the fact UFC, without the
89
00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:44.600
advantage of the level of international pay per view, will
90
00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.639
go from never having hit three hundred and twenty five
91
00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:49.279
thousand buys in its history as of one year ago
92
00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:52.959
to conceivably beating Rock versus Steve Auston from wrestling in seventeen.
93
00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:56.279
Is a statement that would sound hallucinogenic had it been
94
00:04:56.279 --> 00:05:01.800
made at this time last year. It's common, it's coming wwie,
95
00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:05.720
you better figure it out. Tito and Chuck. That is
96
00:05:05.839 --> 00:05:07.600
like I remember that when I was growing up. But
97
00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:10.839
I remember, and this fucking raw, Like I'm watching the
98
00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:14.079
shit out of Chuck Liddell. Are you crazy? Like no,
99
00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:16.519
wonder this was kicking their ass with this show.
100
00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:18.240
That's the power of the Iceman.
101
00:05:18.759 --> 00:05:21.160
He was the best. He was the best, and he
102
00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:24.839
kicked tet Ortiz ass. Teto Ortiz was a little asshole,
103
00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:27.160
and everyonanted to see the Iceman fuck him up, and
104
00:05:27.199 --> 00:05:29.279
he did. He beat the fuck out of him.
105
00:05:29.519 --> 00:05:31.120
He hit the ultra combo.
106
00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:34.839
Dude, oh my god, the god combo. Yeah yeah, Like
107
00:05:35.000 --> 00:05:36.480
I mean, we talked about the bunch on the show
108
00:05:36.560 --> 00:05:40.439
Ultimate Fighter being a big proponent of UFC kind of
109
00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:45.360
you know, fucking skyrocketing, and UFC sixty six is a
110
00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:47.240
is a show I will fondly remember. I don't know
111
00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:48.920
if I realized how big of a show it was though,
112
00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:51.920
in terms of by rat and all that. But yeah, dude,
113
00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:54.519
there was no stopping UFC, right. There was no like,
114
00:05:55.079 --> 00:05:57.720
oh fuck, maybe we could uh slow it down and
115
00:05:57.720 --> 00:05:59.360
maybe we could pick up something over here and make
116
00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:03.480
something crazy. Year UFC was common and they had nothing
117
00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:04.680
that they could do nothing about it.
118
00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:08.399
Well, the Iceman got the rub from TNA's Tito Ortiz,
119
00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:11.399
and that really helped him push through with the pay
120
00:06:11.399 --> 00:06:12.439
per view buys.
121
00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:17.319
They should assigned the Iceman to Raw and had him
122
00:06:17.319 --> 00:06:19.560
wrestle the Highlanders.
123
00:06:21.600 --> 00:06:24.079
He would have been in a ten man tag that's
124
00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:27.759
later turned into a six on one match that's later turned
125
00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:29.160
into a singles match.
126
00:06:29.959 --> 00:06:33.319
Does that mean I can commentate with Mike Goldber.
127
00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:34.759
No, you have to commentate with me.
128
00:06:35.720 --> 00:06:42.800
Oh fuck, killed this fucking company. Kill it now. And
129
00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:45.639
Ring of Honor news, Brian Danielson's fifteen month rain as
130
00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:48.000
Ring of Honor Champion came to a close on twelve
131
00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:50.120
twenty three at the Manhattan Center, but in a rare
132
00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:53.399
bit of long term story building, the decision regarding who
133
00:06:53.439 --> 00:06:55.120
would be the ele Likening next champion was large than
134
00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:57.720
made before he even won. This is, of course, when
135
00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:01.920
Homicide got the big win over Danielson, which this is
136
00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:04.160
almost twenty years ago now, James, I'm sorry to admit
137
00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:07.959
that to you, and I vividly remember this happening, and
138
00:07:08.079 --> 00:07:11.240
I remember getting that Ring of Honor DVD probably like
139
00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:15.680
a month later, and the Danielson Homicide match, which probably
140
00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:18.680
went like a half hour. The thing I remember the most,
141
00:07:18.680 --> 00:07:20.399
obviously is the fucking end of that match, and the
142
00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:22.839
Manhattan Cent are going completely nuts when Homicide won.
143
00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:25.639
The belt short rain for Homicide.
144
00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:27.319
Super short rain. I think we talked about this before
145
00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:31.079
too yet Homicide wins it here then February, Oh, I
146
00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:33.120
don't know the exact day, but it was February seven
147
00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:35.879
in Philadelphia in front of a young John Blood to
148
00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:38.240
catch you, Morshima beat Homicide for the belt and everyone
149
00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:39.439
was like, what the fuck was that?
150
00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:43.560
Yeah, Marshima lost to Joe and then next night beat Homicide.
151
00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:49.560
Yeah, man, crazy crazy deal there, Super risky, but they
152
00:07:49.639 --> 00:07:51.959
saw something Moroshima and I thought Mourroshim would kick the
153
00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:54.639
ass too. And you know, there's there's something to be
154
00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:58.240
said about Homicides chase being you know, he got there
155
00:07:58.360 --> 00:08:02.079
right and then time to try something else. It's not
156
00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:04.000
always the wrong call. And I think I actually, I
157
00:08:04.079 --> 00:08:05.879
actually liked that they did that.
158
00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:08.199
Yeah, I actually think that all three of those guys
159
00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:12.279
roh runs were actually really good. I mean, Homicides was
160
00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:15.959
super diverse, and of course Danielson, I mean, what can
161
00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:18.000
you say that hasn't been said before about his run?
162
00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:21.560
And yeah, I mean Morishima has like just such an
163
00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:23.639
exciting run. You know, you just really didn't know where
164
00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:24.160
it was going.
165
00:08:24.560 --> 00:08:27.839
No, dude, super unpredictable and uh made for a pretty
166
00:08:27.839 --> 00:08:32.159
fun two thousand and seven especially it's obviously the glory
167
00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:34.080
years of Ring of Honor. I don't know when you
168
00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:36.679
could say they would end, but you know, two thousand
169
00:08:36.679 --> 00:08:40.200
and seven I remember very fondly. The lawsuit between hot
170
00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:44.440
Stuff the brand and Gene Oakland came to a close,
171
00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:46.720
with hot Stuff winning in the sense that Oakland won't
172
00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:49.960
be able to market the names Mean Jean's Burgers and
173
00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:53.399
Mean Jean's Pizza that Hot Stuff has been marketing since
174
00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:56.200
nineteen ninety seven. As long as they continue marketing the
175
00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:59.759
franchises and pay Oakland his due royalties, Oakland will be
176
00:08:59.759 --> 00:09:03.320
able to use his Mean Gene name for other marketing purposes.
177
00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:07.559
It's it's finally over James the Hot Stuff and Mean
178
00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:08.639
Jean lawsuit.
179
00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:11.360
I thought that Eddie Gilbert and Gene Okerlan were in
180
00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:15.480
a lawsuit together, and honestly, that probably made more sense
181
00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.879
to me than Hot Stuff and Mean Jean's Hamburgers being.
182
00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:22.320
In We talk about me and jeans Burgers a lot.
183
00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:25.879
Mean Jean's Pizza has flown under the radar for me.
184
00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:29.519
I uh, I don't know anything about the Mean Jean's Pizza.
185
00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:32.440
Probably fucking probably delicious.
186
00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:36.440
Yeah, it actually went on to be Pizza Hut. Oh fuck,
187
00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:39.320
yeah that's right. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that,
188
00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:40.440
but yeah, that's true.
189
00:09:41.720 --> 00:09:43.080
Nobody out Pizza's the Hut.
190
00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:45.960
No one out Pizza's Mean Jean's Pizza was the original.
191
00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:50.480
What do you think was on a Mean Jean pizza?
192
00:09:50.519 --> 00:09:51.360
What was his specialty?
193
00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:57.080
It had to sausage, had sauce like Marinara sauce. Uh
194
00:09:57.159 --> 00:10:05.120
huh and some cheese and sometimes they put cheese on
195
00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:06.399
top of that sucker.
196
00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:10.440
Cheese sauce and barbison cheese.
197
00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:13.960
You eat that thing to like cows came home and
198
00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:15.960
that was another one of those things. You know, eat that.
199
00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:19.879
Cows food like that anymore, James, where the cow the
200
00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:20.919
cows come?
201
00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:24.080
No, no, you don't. And that's why Eddie Gilbert sued him,
202
00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:30.440
just because he also had his own Eddie Gilbert pizza. Yeah,
203
00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:40.720
he had the sauce like a marinera sauce and cheese cheese, right, yeah,
204
00:10:40.759 --> 00:10:45.039
well you did the sauce. It was like Chicago, Chicago deal.
205
00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:48.559
Of course, of course that Chicago deal.
206
00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:53.080
Yes, I pay your respects to what became Pizza Hut.
207
00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:56.960
I and I will, and I hope Gene Okland even
208
00:10:57.039 --> 00:11:01.320
now is getting his due royalties from the Pizza Hut.
209
00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:04.159
There will be a new Halloween movie released next August,
210
00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:07.360
with former Giant pro wrestler Tyler Mayne playing the role
211
00:11:07.399 --> 00:11:10.159
of a grown up Michael Myers. I don't know what.
212
00:11:10.600 --> 00:11:12.720
I don't know why I didn't read it like that before.
213
00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:14.720
Was there a baby Michael Myers in the movie before this?
214
00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:19.759
I think in the Rob Zombie Halloween movie. It shows
215
00:11:19.799 --> 00:11:24.360
Michael as a child and grows up to be growing
216
00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:25.159
up Michael Myers.
217
00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:28.200
Yeah, so do you okay? So this is two thousand
218
00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:31.240
and seven Halloween is the Oh wait is this the
219
00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:32.039
Rob Zombie one?
220
00:11:32.759 --> 00:11:34.080
Yeah? That would be the Rob Zombie one.
221
00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:39.600
I see. So this was played by Tyler Mayne main
222
00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:42.559
real name Darryl Carolette was one of the Gasper Brothers
223
00:11:42.600 --> 00:11:44.879
in New Japan, one of the Skywalkers in All Japan,
224
00:11:44.879 --> 00:11:47.600
where he teamed with Butcher Masters in some incredibly awful
225
00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:50.799
matches with Giant Baba and Andre the Giant, as well
226
00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:55.320
as Woman's Bodyguard Nitron and WCW. Do you uh, what
227
00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:57.679
did you think of Rob Zombies Halloween?
228
00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:00.639
I haven't really thought about it in a long time. Really.
229
00:12:01.080 --> 00:12:03.080
I remember it being a big deal when it came out.
230
00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:04.759
Did you watch it when it came out?
231
00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:07.240
I did? Yeah, I did watch. I watched both of them.
232
00:12:07.240 --> 00:12:11.240
There was two okay, yeah, I mean my taste on
233
00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:13.279
horror has changed quite a bit. I'd have to rewatch
234
00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:15.080
it to give you my real thoughts on it now.
235
00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:17.759
I think back then I was mostly okay with it.
236
00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:19.480
I know a lot of people I remember a lot
237
00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:21.200
of people had a problem with it because they didn't
238
00:12:21.200 --> 00:12:24.759
think that Michael Myers needed like he was kind of
239
00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:26.720
the embodiment of evil, and he didn't really need a
240
00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:29.159
reason to be the embodiment of evil, Like you know,
241
00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:30.840
they were kind of showing him as a kid and
242
00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:33.360
trying to give him some sort of reasoning to why
243
00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:36.000
he's doing what he's doing. And I just remember that
244
00:12:36.039 --> 00:12:38.840
being a big talking point. But I you know, it
245
00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:40.679
wasn't a big deal to me, you know, in two
246
00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:42.360
thousand and seven, because in two thousand and seven, I
247
00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:45.840
was only fourteen, fifteen something like that, So like, you know,
248
00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:48.799
I hadn't even really seen enough horror movies. I was
249
00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:51.519
a big horror ahead, yeah right. I wasn't jaded that
250
00:12:51.679 --> 00:12:55.600
I hadn't really seen enough to start discussing the intricacies
251
00:12:55.639 --> 00:12:58.120
of what you should be doing to a horror character.
252
00:12:58.840 --> 00:13:01.200
I watched a ton of horror movies, don't get me wrong.
253
00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:04.200
Like I grew up in you know, the video store.
254
00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:07.159
That's all I went to was the horror section. So
255
00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:09.240
I watched a ton of shit. And I was super
256
00:13:09.320 --> 00:13:12.279
into like eighties horror at the time. Because it's hard
257
00:13:12.279 --> 00:13:15.759
to believe, but like eighties Horrors in two thousand and
258
00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:19.200
seven were like two thousand and seven Horrors to twenty
259
00:13:19.399 --> 00:13:20.000
twenty six.
260
00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:22.200
I see what you're saying.
261
00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:28.120
Sure, okay, which sounds fucking insane, but uh, super old buddy. Yeah,
262
00:13:28.159 --> 00:13:30.919
that's kind of where we're at with it now. But yeah,
263
00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:32.639
I mean, I have to watch it again. I remember
264
00:13:32.840 --> 00:13:35.879
not really liking the second one a lot. The first
265
00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:38.440
one at least had enough where they were still doing
266
00:13:38.960 --> 00:13:40.840
it still felt like a Halloween movie. I remember, for
267
00:13:40.879 --> 00:13:42.480
whatever reason, I haven't seen in a while, but I
268
00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:44.679
remember the second movie not really feeling like a Halloween movie.
269
00:13:44.759 --> 00:13:46.360
I'm not sure if that's the case now, i'd have to,
270
00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:49.440
like I said, rewatch it. But yeah, I don't think
271
00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:52.320
it was a net negative. I think that fucking the
272
00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:54.399
Halloween movies have a lot of bad movies. I think
273
00:13:54.399 --> 00:13:55.919
there's a lot of bad Allodeen.
274
00:13:55.639 --> 00:13:59.039
Movies, especially as they go on.
275
00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:02.080
Jesus, I kind of imagine saying like these ruined Halloween,
276
00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:05.039
Like you know what I mean, It just is not
277
00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:05.600
the case.
278
00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:08.320
So this guy, Tyler Mayne, by the way, he does
279
00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:12.720
play Myers in the second Halloween that Rob Zombie does,
280
00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:15.759
and he he was the only only the second actor
281
00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:17.480
to play Michael Myers more than once in the first
282
00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:20.279
actor to play the role in consecutive films. They should
283
00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.519
have Jake Something play him next because you know there's
284
00:14:22.519 --> 00:14:23.200
gonna be another one.
285
00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:26.279
There is. I mean, of course there's gonna be another one.
286
00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:29.799
I mean we wait ten years and dude, I mean
287
00:14:29.879 --> 00:14:32.240
like the next generation has to have their version of
288
00:14:32.240 --> 00:14:35.000
the Halloween movies. Right, yes, right, yeah, that's kind of
289
00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:35.879
where we're at with it.
290
00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:39.960
That's so cheese like wow. That will make them money forever,
291
00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:43.360
that will never stop. Well, that is it for the observers.
292
00:14:43.399 --> 00:14:46.960
Now let's talk about w B raw January first, two
293
00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:48.840
thousand and seven.
294
00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:55.720
All right, let's get into this raw. Yes, sir, we
295
00:14:55.840 --> 00:14:57.919
promised you a great man here tonight.
296
00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:04.879
Oh come, there's what I want. Get me a.
297
00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:07.080
It feels smooth.
298
00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:15.240
It's not over. Rona's watching cas You're fuck just look
299
00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:24.840
at me home. Whah, I spit in the face. Oh man,
300
00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:27.120
oh man. They got no stars.
301
00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:30.720
This is a tough one.
302
00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:33.080
This company's dying. Holy fuck.
303
00:15:34.200 --> 00:15:36.360
So we have a code open here to start this raw.
304
00:15:36.720 --> 00:15:40.600
The Hollywood bad boy Kevin Featherline has arrived to the
305
00:15:40.600 --> 00:15:42.879
World Wrestling Entertainment there.
306
00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:45.919
He is the Hollywood bad boy. Yeah, he So this
307
00:15:45.960 --> 00:15:47.600
has been going on for a couple of months, James,
308
00:15:47.600 --> 00:15:49.759
I don't know if you realize this in watching this,
309
00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:52.639
they don't really explain the period of time, but Kate
310
00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:55.360
fed a tack SCENEA sorry Kevin federal Lined, I don't
311
00:15:55.360 --> 00:16:01.600
want to disrespect them. He's not anymore Kevin Federline attack
312
00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:05.720
Sena at Cyber Sunday, which was in November. We're like
313
00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:07.840
two months into this shit here.
314
00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:11.480
Yeah, so this isn't even guest era wwee. This is
315
00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:13.879
just Kevin Feederline being on raw.
316
00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:18.759
Yeah. He was in a lot of tabloids at the time.
317
00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:20.960
He was I don't know if he still is or
318
00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:23.840
was whatever at this point with Britney Spears. That was
319
00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:26.559
his claim to fame, is that he was dating Britney
320
00:16:26.559 --> 00:16:29.320
Spears and it was I mean, you couldn't fucking turn
321
00:16:29.360 --> 00:16:32.000
on any channel without hearing about goddamn Kevin Federline for
322
00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:36.480
a really a decent period of time, which just don't
323
00:16:36.559 --> 00:16:38.360
I don't really understand how that's possible.
324
00:16:39.200 --> 00:16:42.080
Yeah, that is super true. Actually, like living through that.
325
00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:44.600
He was on like everything, He was on a bunch
326
00:16:44.600 --> 00:16:49.039
of magazines. He was the talk on like morning TV stuff.
327
00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:50.279
And everyone would parody him.
328
00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:53.360
Yeah right, I mean he was a I mean he
329
00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:54.399
was a big star.
330
00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:59.960
Which is fucking nuts. Yeah, like is he was married
331
00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:04.759
Britney Spears, and then they obviously had a divorce, and
332
00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:08.079
then he was a little more popular just because of
333
00:17:08.119 --> 00:17:09.880
the attention for a little bit longer, and then you know,
334
00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:12.319
by two thousand and eight, this guy doesn't exist.
335
00:17:13.079 --> 00:17:18.559
Yeah. Well, John Cena accepted the Kevin Feederline Challenge match
336
00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:19.079
on Raw.
337
00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:22.240
Yeah. Kevin Federline is specifically one of the on the
338
00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:25.519
January first, thousand and seven Raw because Kevin Federline is
339
00:17:25.559 --> 00:17:28.319
a TNA fan and he wanted to fucking tank these ratings.
340
00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:33.039
Yeah, I mean I thought this was going to be
341
00:17:33.079 --> 00:17:34.559
the main event. I gotta be honest with you.
342
00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:38.200
In my brain, James, I thought this ends the show,
343
00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:40.359
like this whole thing here and then they follow it
344
00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:43.359
up next week. But I guess I didn't remember that
345
00:17:43.440 --> 00:17:45.359
this is the go home Raw to a pay per view.
346
00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:50.279
That's right. We got New Year's Revolution coming up here.
347
00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:54.000
Yeah. So yeah, so Kevin Federline a tax sing it
348
00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:56.279
at a Cyber Sunday. It was a triple threat match
349
00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:58.119
and he hit seen it with the world title, and
350
00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:01.440
then he, as James said, challenged him to a match
351
00:18:01.440 --> 00:18:03.680
here on Role and Sina says, instead of playing with fire,
352
00:18:04.319 --> 00:18:06.119
you have better luck playing with yourself.
353
00:18:07.319 --> 00:18:10.759
That's awesome, dude. I mean Kevin Federline's newest album is
354
00:18:10.799 --> 00:18:11.839
called Playing with Fire.
355
00:18:12.720 --> 00:18:16.240
Whoa, Oh, it should have been called playing with Yourself.
356
00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:21.960
Yeah, yeah, I mean this is like super dated.
357
00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:25.720
Oh my god. Yeah, unbelievably, like there's a good chance
358
00:18:25.759 --> 00:18:29.519
that no one knows anything this guy exists. Sina also says,
359
00:18:29.559 --> 00:18:32.119
by the way, that Kevin Federlin will have to buy
360
00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:35.000
himself an army a navy because that's the only way
361
00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:36.400
he's making out of Miami live.
362
00:18:36.799 --> 00:18:39.279
The army and the navy.
363
00:18:39.519 --> 00:18:44.599
And those are two things you can buy to help you. Wow.
364
00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.400
I mean he should have did that. Kevin Ferdoline should
365
00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:49.960
have bought the army in a navy and they show
366
00:18:50.039 --> 00:18:51.839
up here on Raw and blow Sina away.
367
00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:56.200
Sorry, that was the whole angle for kurd Angle, the
368
00:18:56.240 --> 00:18:59.519
whole angle for curd Angle, curd Angle and mister Anderson.
369
00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:02.240
Sorry, oh yes, that's true. With the dog tags, that's true.
370
00:19:02.279 --> 00:19:05.279
Yeah, don't rip off to na buddy, I Just Want
371
00:19:05.319 --> 00:19:08.000
to be Loved is the intro for this Raw.
372
00:19:08.440 --> 00:19:12.200
Had a fucking shock to my system hearing that song again.
373
00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:15.039
I gotta be honest with you. Yeah yeah, I always
374
00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:17.160
anytime I listened to that, I knew I was in
375
00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:17.960
for a bad night.
376
00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:25.480
Dude. It's funny like, as I watched this, I felt
377
00:19:25.480 --> 00:19:28.839
like I was watching a SmackDown versus Raw deal or something.
378
00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:32.160
I mean, my point of reference for I Just Want
379
00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:37.000
to be Loved is SmackDown versus Raw. So like when
380
00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:39.640
I saw this, it just felt like I was watching
381
00:19:39.759 --> 00:19:42.200
like a twenty four to seven Mode Deal or something.
382
00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:45.720
Oh sure, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just as good
383
00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:46.920
as those. Well.
384
00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:49.799
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into the American
385
00:19:49.839 --> 00:19:54.319
Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida. Jim Ross announces a fifteen,
386
00:19:54.920 --> 00:19:57.640
one hundred and sixty nine sellout for this show.
387
00:19:58.119 --> 00:20:00.920
That's pretty fucking good. That's a damn a lot of people.
388
00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:03.839
What uh? I you know, Like I said, we've we've
389
00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:05.799
watched a couple of these raws from this era, so
390
00:20:05.839 --> 00:20:08.400
we're not super removed from it or anything. But j
391
00:20:08.599 --> 00:20:10.839
R And Lawler on commentary here kind of felt weird
392
00:20:10.880 --> 00:20:12.640
to me. I guess in my brain they were already
393
00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:14.640
like kind of switched this and we were already in
394
00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:15.960
the Michael Cole era Bio seven.
395
00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:18.920
But I guess not, No, absolutely not. Yeah, they're still
396
00:20:18.960 --> 00:20:22.200
doing their things here, and I mainly know that specifically
397
00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:24.799
just because of the video games. I just remember Jerry
398
00:20:24.839 --> 00:20:27.759
and Jim Ross still being on commentary. It does feel weird.
399
00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:30.720
Though, Yeah, I mean Lawla is a face too.
400
00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:32.839
Yeah, that's really odd.
401
00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:36.640
Yeah, like they're both It's just two guys that have
402
00:20:36.680 --> 00:20:38.240
been there for a while that are being told to
403
00:20:38.359 --> 00:20:41.160
enjoy the show and talk about it and be happy.
404
00:20:42.119 --> 00:20:43.519
Yeah, no problem, I'll try.
405
00:20:45.599 --> 00:20:47.039
I guess what the fuck else you want to do
406
00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:48.039
with a teena.
407
00:20:50.039 --> 00:20:53.279
I mean, fifteen thousand people for this, Kevin Feaerline drawing
408
00:20:53.319 --> 00:20:53.759
a house.
409
00:20:55.319 --> 00:20:59.079
Yeah, that's goddamn right off of Kevin Faerline's hard work.
410
00:20:59.319 --> 00:21:01.359
John Cena, you're hard out. You wish you could draw
411
00:21:01.400 --> 00:21:04.720
this every week. Buddy, you're not playing with fire, Buddy,
412
00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:07.680
you're over there playing with the Army, Navy or whatever
413
00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:08.559
the fuck you're talking about.
414
00:21:08.759 --> 00:21:11.680
So we start off the evening John Cena versus Kevin
415
00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:14.079
Feederline non title match.
416
00:21:14.119 --> 00:21:16.559
I think yes, it is a non title match. They
417
00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:19.160
say that on commentary, but I don't know if they'd
418
00:21:19.160 --> 00:21:20.880
like it's kind of like an off handed Oh, by
419
00:21:20.880 --> 00:21:24.359
the way, this is non title thing, so maybe they
420
00:21:25.079 --> 00:21:28.160
were trying to keep it like not obvious because they
421
00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:30.839
didn't want anybody even getting a hint that Kevin feder
422
00:21:30.839 --> 00:21:32.880
Line would win, because otherwise, why the fuck would it
423
00:21:32.880 --> 00:21:33.720
not just be for the belt.
424
00:21:35.079 --> 00:21:36.559
Kevin Fetterline winning.
425
00:21:39.160 --> 00:21:40.240
Yeah, what a riv.
426
00:21:41.160 --> 00:21:44.880
Lillie Garcia does a special interest announcement here for Kevin Feederline,
427
00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:47.359
who is a worldwide renowned superstar.
428
00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:53.119
Yes, of course he's celebrated, a recording artist, dancer, par
429
00:21:53.279 --> 00:22:00.160
excellaw television superstar, and all around entertainment mogul. Kevin Federline.
430
00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:01.519
Entertainment vogel.
431
00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:07.319
They dude. On commentary. By the way, Jerry Laws says, Oh,
432
00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:10.519
it's a former rapper thug taking on a current rapper thug.
433
00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:12.720
This is fucking awesome.
434
00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:16.000
Yeah, I mean, Kevin Ferlyine comes out here, He's got
435
00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:18.920
the Titan Tron and shit, that was nuts.
436
00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:24.319
By the way, the version we watch was dubbed, he
437
00:22:24.359 --> 00:22:25.799
does come out to one of his songs.
438
00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:28.160
Oh really, wow, he.
439
00:22:28.119 --> 00:22:30.960
Comes out to America's most hated by Kevin Federlein.
440
00:22:31.720 --> 00:22:37.480
Wow. I don't know why, but in my brain, for
441
00:22:37.519 --> 00:22:39.839
some reason, he would have came out and he would
442
00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:41.920
have been in the ring, like he'll Billy Jimmy. Here
443
00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:45.440
comes the pain wave into the crowd and shit. So
444
00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:48.240
he's got the logo on the screen.
445
00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:52.359
Well dude, okay. His entrance is definitely like a generic
446
00:22:52.599 --> 00:22:55.359
SBR entrance, which definitely was under the name like thug
447
00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:59.759
Nasty or like get Bitches so ridiculous. One of the.
448
00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:07.000
Thug Nasty and get that wildly.
449
00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:09.000
Know that's my heart because that's the only ones I picked.
450
00:23:10.079 --> 00:23:10.559
That was my.
451
00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:14.759
Interests and my victory scene. My interest was thug nasty.
452
00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:16.839
Of my victory scene was getting.
453
00:23:16.559 --> 00:23:22.640
Vitious, and my feet was better have my money. Yeah,
454
00:23:22.759 --> 00:23:24.920
k fed is in the boxer robe that I like,
455
00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:28.559
the everlast robe here and he's I mean, he's going nuts.
456
00:23:28.599 --> 00:23:35.039
He's fucking taut and he's taught spamming. He's he's an
457
00:23:35.799 --> 00:23:38.200
he's an online called nightmare. This fucking guy.
458
00:23:38.880 --> 00:23:41.480
He doesn't all yeah, he doesn't wind up punch.
459
00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:43.400
Yeah, dude, he's a little asshole.
460
00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:46.240
Yeah oh yeah, and he uh.
461
00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:47.440
He has a mic at the top of the ramp
462
00:23:47.480 --> 00:23:50.799
here and he says, hey, Sena, I got some news.
463
00:23:51.200 --> 00:23:56.400
You see. I was just talking to coach Man. He's
464
00:23:56.440 --> 00:23:59.599
the coach man. He thinks that people just call him
465
00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:01.480
coach man and that's not his name.
466
00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:05.640
Well, he's said coach man. Ship sent me into anaphylactic shock.
467
00:24:05.720 --> 00:24:10.279
I said, man is running the show. What do you think,
468
00:24:10.359 --> 00:24:12.799
coach man, You mean like you did an interview. No,
469
00:24:13.559 --> 00:24:20.119
he's running the show. I'm trying to message you as
470
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:20.960
quick as possible.
471
00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:26.680
Please God, today I want something else. Sorry, I already
472
00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:39.519
finished it. Coach the interviewer, coach the manager. Shut this
473
00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:46.880
fucking company down. Evacuate, evacuate cornings. So Kate Fan says,
474
00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:49.000
I don't want nothing stopping me from beating your ass.
475
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:53.079
So tonight, these are the specific rules tonight. It's gonna
476
00:24:53.079 --> 00:24:56.720
be a no DQ, no disqualification anything.
477
00:24:58.200 --> 00:25:01.279
Huh.
478
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:05.200
That's what the rules are. Nody c notice qualification anything.
479
00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:09.000
That's what he That's what coach Man told him, the booker.
480
00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:10.880
So now that he said that, he says, let me
481
00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:14.880
introduce my personal trainer and friend, Johnny Nitro. He's not
482
00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:17.279
even John Morrison yet. Here, dude, this is Johnny Nitro.
483
00:25:17.839 --> 00:25:22.240
Johnny Nitro comes out to Kevin Fetderline's music, like.
484
00:25:22.799 --> 00:25:25.839
Though he doesn't have his own ship yet, what the
485
00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:26.720
fuck is going on?
486
00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:34.680
He's Team Fetterline, that's a trainer and his friend, close
487
00:25:34.759 --> 00:25:36.319
personal friend, Johnny Nitro.
488
00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:39.599
Johnny Mundo should have brought him into the underground.
489
00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:43.880
Kevin Federline. Hell yeah, holy fuck.
490
00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:46.799
Yeah, he was Puma, he meet dari Oquado.
491
00:25:50.160 --> 00:25:53.160
Yeah, so Kevin Fetterline comes out here with Johnny Nitro.
492
00:25:54.039 --> 00:25:56.160
I think the crowd's chanting we want Britney.
493
00:25:57.599 --> 00:25:59.759
Yes, they do it. So yeah, by the time he's
494
00:25:59.759 --> 00:26:02.799
like the ring here, they are channing we want Brittany,
495
00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:05.319
which no fucking shot.
496
00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:08.799
Yeah, so Kevin Federline puts on the sparring gloves and
497
00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:11.079
John Cena says, what the fuck.
498
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:14.559
He's full doing all the business here he's shadow boxing
499
00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:19.000
with Nitro. Jarron commentary says, indeed, Nitro has trained Kate
500
00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:22.039
Kevin Federline. I should say no more k fed because
501
00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:23.839
there definitely was a point where he was k fed
502
00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:25.559
all the time and then like he told everyone to
503
00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:27.680
stop calling him that. Yeah, so, like you said, he
504
00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:30.599
fucking puts the finger with gloves on Sina Legit says
505
00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:34.000
the fuck and Jr. Says I think referee Mike Kyota
506
00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:37.839
should check those gloves, and Lawler says, what are you insinuating?
507
00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:44.559
And Jared stops and he says, well, exactly what I ingenuated, right,
508
00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:47.000
I'm not taking any ship tonight.
509
00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:51.559
Jerry Lawler just drops the ad completely, right, But.
510
00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:53.359
You're fucking with me on the wrong night, King, I
511
00:26:53.400 --> 00:26:54.240
don't want to be here.
512
00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:58.480
Yeah, So Kevin Fairline, John Cena, man, we're gonna get
513
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:02.240
this thing going. They go to square up, but Kevin
514
00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:06.559
Feederline backs off because fuck I still got the robe on.
515
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:10.519
Got some heat to get here. Everybody takes the robe off.
516
00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:15.279
Nitro then gives him the headgear and Sina is so
517
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:17.279
shocked by this that he drops to his knees that
518
00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:21.759
he's calling to the heavens. Why why buck me this shit?
519
00:27:21.839 --> 00:27:24.400
I got a paper view made event this weekend.
520
00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:28.000
So we start the match here. John Cena lets Kevin
521
00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:30.720
Feederline put a headlock on him, and then Sina very
522
00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:31.680
easily gets out of it.
523
00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:33.359
All right, But Kevin Federline was kind of putting the
524
00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:34.960
work in on him for a second there. He was
525
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:36.920
grinding on them that side headlock. That could have been
526
00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:38.880
a finisher. If Paul Hayman was booking, that would have
527
00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:39.160
been it.
528
00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:43.000
Johnny Nitro gets on the apron it says, hey, man,
529
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:46.400
why don't you just fucking do the Master Loock Challenge?
530
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:52.519
And guess what they do? They do the Master Lock
531
00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:54.839
Challenge and guess who's on this show later?
532
00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:58.119
He's on the show featured. He's on the pay per
533
00:27:58.200 --> 00:28:02.680
view Chris Masters, Like, holy shit, they like they don't
534
00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:05.400
even kind of like reference, like, hey, like Chris Masters
535
00:28:05.480 --> 00:28:08.240
is boys with him or anything. Johnny Nitro slides the
536
00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:10.400
refer chair and says, hey, why don't you just do
537
00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:13.119
the Master Lock Challenge or something? Do the Master Lot?
538
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:13.640
Chaloue?
539
00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:14.039
He does.
540
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:17.440
He does Chris Master's taunt for the Master Lock on
541
00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:20.240
the apron he like mouse to him, do the Master
542
00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:22.000
Lot okay.
543
00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:25.920
And Sina agrees. Sina says fuck it and sits down
544
00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:28.559
in the chair. So now we have the Kevin feeder
545
00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:30.160
Line Masterline Challenge.
546
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:34.400
I thought that was so fucking funny.
547
00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:37.160
Man, oh man, the fuck is going on?
548
00:28:38.359 --> 00:28:41.480
Well, Kevin Feterline does the master Lock Challenge with John
549
00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:44.279
Cena and uh, I mean he locks it in. He
550
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:47.519
gets that thing locked down, he wrenches that ship.
551
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:51.160
Mm hmm, his best.
552
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:54.960
John Cena breaks the master lock. Oh my god, has
553
00:28:55.000 --> 00:28:56.079
anyone ever done.
554
00:28:57.680 --> 00:29:00.599
Dude? That's at goach? Oh my god. So what he
555
00:29:00.680 --> 00:29:04.000
probably broke the master lock, and Chris.
556
00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:09.920
Vince probably, you know, especially during this era and especially
557
00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:13.000
what we see in about fifteen minutes. I'm surprised Vince
558
00:29:13.079 --> 00:29:15.200
Thing come out and just say that, Wow, it looks
559
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:18.160
like the master lock sucks. Chris Masters Yeah.
560
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:24.920
Fired. He just does that all night, just fucking firing dudes. Well,
561
00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:27.599
I guess Carly is not getting too big of a pop.
562
00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:33.359
Yea fired. So John Cena has done the impossible. He
563
00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:37.440
breaks the master lot. Kevin Feederline then asked for a
564
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:38.319
test of strength.
565
00:29:38.640 --> 00:29:40.720
Test here, fire.
566
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.680
The test of strength. By the way, fucking this is hilarious.
567
00:29:46.039 --> 00:29:49.079
Kevin Federlin asked for a test of strength. Here. John
568
00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:53.039
Cena does it, and then Kevin Feterline fakes the test
569
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:56.559
of strength, takes John Cena down and locks in an
570
00:29:56.680 --> 00:29:57.119
arm bar.
571
00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:01.480
Ufc shit, bitch, I won't he watched the favervie over
572
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:04.519
the weekend. Give fuck John Cross arm break. You're done.
573
00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:07.319
So he's got this arm bar in on John Cena
574
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:12.039
and John Cena goes to rampage bomb Kevin Fetterlining here,
575
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:15.119
but instead he puts him on the top rope and
576
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:17.440
then does a handgun at him.
577
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:20.960
He should have fucking rampage bombed him. It's his shit.
578
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:22.160
That would have been awesome.
579
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.079
Yeah, I thought he was gonna throw him over the
580
00:30:24.119 --> 00:30:25.759
rope to the floor. I gotta be honest.
581
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:28.039
So when he when he started walking to the buckle,
582
00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:29.839
I thought he was gonna buckle bomb him, but he
583
00:30:30.000 --> 00:30:32.359
just he just hits him up there, which fair enough.
584
00:30:33.039 --> 00:30:36.279
So Johnny Nitro hits the ring, Sena bumps him immediately
585
00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:39.079
and tosses him out, and then fetter Line gets off
586
00:30:39.119 --> 00:30:41.640
the top rope and kicks John Cena and the nuts
587
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:42.319
from behind.
588
00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:46.839
He full on cocks his whole leg back to swing
589
00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:49.119
for it and kick Seena in the balls here gives
590
00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:51.519
him a real good shot.
591
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:53.799
And then John Cena gets him up for the FU
592
00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:57.599
and Umaga hits the ring and stops the FU from
593
00:30:57.640 --> 00:30:59.359
happening and beats his shit out of John Cena.
594
00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:02.119
Umaga runs in and punches him in the throat and
595
00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:05.200
then just lays him out. Or Mondo Estrada is here
596
00:31:05.240 --> 00:31:07.799
he's fired up, and he gives Umaga the w B
597
00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:10.400
title to hit Sena with, and he does well.
598
00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:13.680
Fetter Line comes in the ring after Umaga beats the
599
00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:16.839
shit out of John Seen with the belt. He puts
600
00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:19.039
his hand in front of his face to make sure
601
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:22.200
that he's down, and then lays down with his elbow
602
00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:25.440
on top of Seeing a nonchalant style and pins John Cena,
603
00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:27.839
the w W champion for the three.
604
00:31:28.519 --> 00:31:32.079
Pins the w B champion less than seven days before
605
00:31:32.119 --> 00:31:34.279
Seena has to defend the belt on the pay per view.
606
00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:38.240
Wow wow wow wow.
607
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:41.200
He then throws money on John Cena's face and sell
608
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:44.400
John yead he just had.
609
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:46.039
Money in his pockets all time. He pulls out. It
610
00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:47.799
wasn't a lot, It's just like three.
611
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:54.279
It was ten dollars, sucking bitch, goddamn money.
612
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:57.359
Have you got my money? Oh shit, he's going for it.
613
00:31:57.799 --> 00:31:59.920
That's called shrimp money, bitch. You don't know about that.
614
00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:03.200
If a nitcher at the clubs, fuck you. This is
615
00:32:03.200 --> 00:32:06.079
what we had left over residuals. Bitch. Yeah. Throws money
616
00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:09.920
on Cena's face and him and Johnny Knitro celebrate. Kevin
617
00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:13.440
Federline beats John Cena to open raw like there you
618
00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:15.720
said what you want diq this that I mean? Everyone
619
00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:18.319
jumped him like Cina loss to Kevin verilyde.
620
00:32:18.680 --> 00:32:22.960
Kevin Federline beat John Cena one week before New Year's
621
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:28.519
Revolution against Umaga, and also John Cena broke out of
622
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:29.240
the Master lot.
623
00:32:32.640 --> 00:32:34.160
There wasn't you know speaking of there was a thing
624
00:32:34.160 --> 00:32:37.640
in the Observer here from the January eighth Observer of seven.
625
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:41.200
Feder Line is getting internal praise for his working attitude
626
00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:44.200
after the January first show. The feeling was he was
627
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:46.599
not only good on camera, which he's been from the start,
628
00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:49.920
but was very enthusiastic and open and doing everything suggested
629
00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:52.359
to him. He also got over with the talent because,
630
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:53.920
unlike most of the other major stars that would be
631
00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:55.480
his used, he ate and catering with the rest of
632
00:32:55.519 --> 00:32:58.039
the wrestlers and talked and asked people for their help
633
00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:00.000
in his angle. There was a feeling his attitude was
634
00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:02.720
better in that regard than a lot of other wrestlers. Yeah, man,
635
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:04.400
I bet you know. He probably sat down on a
636
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:06.720
nice big plate, he had the chicken breast, he had
637
00:33:06.759 --> 00:33:09.400
some broccoli probably, and he mosey on next to two
638
00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:11.279
of the top guys in the territory. You know, it
639
00:33:11.279 --> 00:33:12.920
was actually a group of guys calling a match here.
640
00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:16.119
There was an eight man tag that was getting called here.
641
00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:21.160
And he mosied on up to the Highlanders. Hey boys,
642
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:23.160
you guys seem to like you're gonna be here for
643
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.960
a while. Why'd you give me some tips? And Roy
644
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:28.079
mccawiser looked at him with the fear of God in
645
00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:28.599
his eyes.
646
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:35.359
He grabbed him by both ears. Cherish ship chairsh It for.
647
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:39.279
As long as you can, don't watch you today, don't
648
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:41.000
do it.
649
00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:48.240
So Kevin Ferline and Johnny Nitro walk into a room here.
650
00:33:48.839 --> 00:33:53.039
It's Kevin Feterlin's locker room. I don't even know if
651
00:33:53.039 --> 00:33:56.119
there's any lockers in there. That's just the Kevin Federline office.
652
00:33:57.039 --> 00:34:00.160
He's got the medieval found on the door, which of
653
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:03.039
course very in line with fine.
654
00:34:03.559 --> 00:34:05.240
Well, he obviously asked for that, you know, he has
655
00:34:05.359 --> 00:34:08.199
creative control. He asked to beat Sena, and he asked
656
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:10.719
for the medieval text on his door, and he asked
657
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:11.960
to do the Masterloge challenge.
658
00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:14.199
Yeah, I loved. They walk into the room and like
659
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:16.639
there's probably like ten people here, and then everyone immediately
660
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:18.800
stops making any noise. The second they enter the.
661
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:21.800
Room super quiet. Yeah, you're right, I didn't even think
662
00:34:21.840 --> 00:34:23.559
of that. Yeah, well you know it was quiet time.
663
00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:25.920
Well, Maria comes up to try to get an interview
664
00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:27.039
with Kevin Federline here.
665
00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:29.360
Yeah, she's banging on the door. She said, kay Fed,
666
00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:32.519
k fed. And then Melina walks up and she's hot
667
00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:36.000
about this. She says, what are you doing? Maria says, oh,
668
00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:37.320
I just want to ask kay Fed if he thinks
669
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:40.000
his match was tainted because of the run in. Melia says,
670
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:42.079
first off, his name is in kay Fed, It's Kevin Federline.
671
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:44.159
Can't you read? It's in medieval text on the door
672
00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:48.639
and two? And Maria says, no, I carried, that's why
673
00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:52.480
give it kay. Malina also says, how can you say
674
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:54.039
the match was tennant? The man just beat the w
675
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:56.320
champion John Cena and that is big. Who are you
676
00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:58.280
to take that away from him? You know, I feel
677
00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:01.239
good today. I'm gonna give Vin Federline a present. Maria asked,
678
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:03.719
what's that? And Molina says, why don't you go out
679
00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:08.320
there in the ring later and find out, bitch and
680
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:12.320
slaps the absolute fuck out of her. I've never heard
681
00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:15.760
someone who won yell bitch that loud before and too,
682
00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:17.800
like she decks her.
683
00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:19.280
Dude, it clipped the mic.
684
00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:25.440
Dude, it was so fucking loud, bitch, Like, holy fuck,
685
00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:26.639
why are you so mad for?
686
00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:30.039
I mean, this show is like super nonchalant. I mean,
687
00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:33.000
like outside of a video package that they kind of
688
00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:36.679
played later which showed an angle that happened the other week,
689
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.800
this is a very neutral raw. It doesn't really feel
690
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:43.679
like anyone's at each other's throats. For the most part,
691
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:47.000
is just whatever. So Molina coming in just yelling b
692
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:50.679
I was like, holy.
693
00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:54.400
Shit, like, dude, break in the sound barrier. She went
694
00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:58.440
nuts onto y fucking hell and uh, I mean, slap
695
00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:00.159
the absolute fuck out of her too.
696
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:03.280
Jim Ross says, what a way to start off two
697
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:06.480
thousand and seven. What a way to start off two
698
00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:07.199
thousand and seven.
699
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:10.760
Inded gym, he says, what the hell is going on
700
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:17.280
around here? And JR says, you know, when you talk
701
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:20.320
about controversy, nothing was more controversial than two weeks ago.
702
00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:23.239
The Damage Rated RKO did a d X kang and
703
00:36:23.559 --> 00:36:27.719
they showed DX backstage in jeans and tucked in DX
704
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.199
shirts because they take this very seriously. This hot angle
705
00:36:30.239 --> 00:36:32.920
here and j r tells us that they're waiting for
706
00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:36.159
Rated RKO to show up tonight if Edge and Orton
707
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:39.079
have the guts to do so. Those bastards.
708
00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:42.360
Rated RKO was a cool team, dude.
709
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:45.039
It was a cool team that I don't think they
710
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:46.559
really last that long.
711
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:51.079
I also think that it's the most like video game
712
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:53.800
team ever. Like it when you're young and you're playing
713
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:57.039
the video game, you're like, oh, yeah, Rated RKO, right,
714
00:36:57.320 --> 00:36:59.119
Like it sounds like a team you would put together
715
00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:01.400
because you're like, wow, these two guys kick ass, Like
716
00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:02.519
what if we put him together?
717
00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:04.719
Yes, dude, yeah, or like it would have been like
718
00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:08.079
a road to WrestleMania thing like Jen Ortoner together. It's
719
00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:10.599
Rated r KO. Oh fuck yeah, that's right.
720
00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:15.599
So we go backstage. Jonathan Coachman is here and he says, hey,
721
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:17.599
guys on the General Answer.
722
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:23.719
Show, yo, fuck fuck sell.
723
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:27.519
The company like Evil Dead where they have her in
724
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.360
the in the wine cellar down there, she pokes her head.
725
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:35.239
Up, get down there, stomp it on the fucking top
726
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:35.599
of it.
727
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:38.719
Yeah, Coachman says he's feeling good man.
728
00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:41.360
He says, I can't believe it. He taps up k
729
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:44.559
fed and he says, you beat John Cena. I like
730
00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:47.039
that cover. Nice touch. What an unbelievable way to start
731
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:49.000
the new year, which brings me to you two And
732
00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:50.880
he points to Nitro Molina and he says, you too.
733
00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:52.679
When you talk about John Cena. He made a habit
734
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:55.880
of humiliating all of us last year, and this year
735
00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:58.880
it's about payback. Seen, this night's not even close to
736
00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:04.639
being through. We need a main event, don't we Yeah, yeah,
737
00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:07.280
yeah we do. We do need a main event. You
738
00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:09.719
stupid fuck. What do you mean we don't have a
739
00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:10.480
main event yet?
740
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:14.920
Dude? That's one of my favorite WWE things ever. It's like, yes,
741
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:19.119
we have this. American Airlines Arena sold out, fifteen one
742
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:23.079
hundred and sixty nine, Miami, Florida is hot and ready, man, Like,
743
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:25.320
this is gonna be a good night. By the way,
744
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:28.360
we just didn't book a main event yet. We're about
745
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:30.639
twenty minutes of the show. We have to figure that
746
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.199
one out. What if I booked the worst match you've
747
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:37.519
ever heard of? Oh yeah, no, good.
748
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:39.960
Deal, no problem, We're used to that too. And seven
749
00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:42.679
coach somebody as well, fireing off, like, who gets a shit?
750
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.960
What if we did the fucking John Cena versus a
751
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:47.039
million guys thing.
752
00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:50.480
Yeah, man, he says, John Cena's gonna have a match
753
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:55.559
that night against Umaga plus. His partners Aremando Estrada, Yours
754
00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:58.960
truly the coach and the next intercondinal champion, Johnny d
755
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:01.000
Tro and a four on one cat Badge.
756
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:06.440
So John Cena versus Umaga, Johnny Nitro, Armanda Estrada and
757
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:07.719
Jonathan coach.
758
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:13.079
Man, the boss of the raw show. Correct, that is
759
00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:17.400
a lot man. Sena has already lost to Kevin feder Line.
760
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:19.519
He's the WV champion. Now he has a main event
761
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:21.920
where he's facing four dudes plus and one of them
762
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:23.760
is the guy who's facing at the pay per view.
763
00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:26.960
M He's got to get his heat back somehow.
764
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:34.920
Which means he would win. Right, we'll see. That's what
765
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:36.360
they tell you every week. At the end of all,
766
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:41.280
something's got to get better, right, we'll see.
767
00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:45.440
So the Miami Heat are here. It shows a couple
768
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:47.480
of the players in the crowd here.
769
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:51.119
Hell yeah, they and Shaquille O'Neil is there too.
770
00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:55.320
And Jason Williams was wearing a famous Stars and Straps hat,
771
00:39:55.800 --> 00:39:59.760
which felt like it aged me about twenty more years.
772
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:02.360
I mean that made me feel like shit, that was
773
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:03.360
so popular.
774
00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:07.599
It was dude, like, yeah, that was a high school hit.
775
00:40:08.159 --> 00:40:13.320
It was Travis Barker's deal too, Like that's just nuts.
776
00:40:13.639 --> 00:40:17.519
He was over yeah, and he was there with his kid,
777
00:40:17.559 --> 00:40:20.360
I assume, who was in a DX shirt, and he
778
00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:22.800
kept telling us going to do this cross shop.
779
00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:29.480
We have crime Time and the Highlanders versus Lance Caad.
780
00:40:33.119 --> 00:40:36.400
We have Crime Time in the Islanders versus Lance Cad
781
00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:41.480
and Trevor Murdoch and the world's greatest tag team.
782
00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:48.400
Man man, I mean like the fact about like crime
783
00:40:48.440 --> 00:40:51.320
Time comes out. Okay, first, let's go through these here.
784
00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:53.880
Crime Time comes out. They're over. I love Crime Time.
785
00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:55.159
They're pushing Crime Time.
786
00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:57.880
Yeah, yeah, I always thought they were a fun fucking act.
787
00:40:57.920 --> 00:40:59.960
I super was in the Crime Time. They come out.
788
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.239
They wap up shack uh and Shaq starts feeling around
789
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.920
in his pockets and shit, and I guess they stole
790
00:41:07.000 --> 00:41:08.679
something from him. Yeah.
791
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:10.039
That was funny as shit.
792
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:12.480
And like, you know, I'm like, okay, cool, crime Time
793
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:14.599
is gonna have you know, they'll do some fucking you know,
794
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:16.400
it'll probably be short, but we'll have some fun here.
795
00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:19.079
And then a song hits that I was very unfamiliar with.
796
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:20.960
I was like, Oh, who the fuck is this? And
797
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:23.880
then oh, my good god, the fucking Highlanders come out
798
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:24.719
to the stage.
799
00:41:25.039 --> 00:41:28.760
Holy fuck, dude, the Highlanders are actually wrestling on RAW.
800
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:29.639
I couldn't believe it.
801
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:32.559
I don't know. I'm sure we have seen them wrestle
802
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:34.960
on Raw, but it felt like I've only watched them
803
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:35.599
on Patreon.
804
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:37.199
I said, we.
805
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:41.119
You watched it too.
806
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:44.880
Fuck, I have never seen these guys. That's no bullshit.
807
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:48.880
He watched them. It's super crazy. And Jim Duggan, Oh
808
00:41:48.880 --> 00:41:52.239
but that was not heat and it was heat.
809
00:41:52.840 --> 00:41:57.039
So we have Lance Cad and Robbie McAllister. Are they brothers?
810
00:41:57.039 --> 00:41:58.199
Are the Highlanders brothers?
811
00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:00.880
They have the same last name, but still I'm not
812
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:02.280
convinced whether the brothers or not.
813
00:42:04.039 --> 00:42:06.519
There's only just like a few names from where they're from.
814
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:13.880
So it's just yeah, Lance Cad and Robbie McAllister start
815
00:42:13.920 --> 00:42:17.760
off till JTG comes in to fight Lance Cad. I
816
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:20.039
guess I never really thought about it, but Lance Cad
817
00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:21.440
fights in regular pants.
818
00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:24.079
He does. He just kind of is here with what
819
00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:26.519
he showed up in, which and he's a big boy
820
00:42:26.639 --> 00:42:28.400
and he's throwing potatoes in this one.
821
00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:32.280
By the way, Trevor Murdoch pulls jtg's leg and Cad
822
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:35.559
takes over. Here Charlie Hass blind tags in. He hits
823
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:40.039
a butterfly suplex for a two. Uh. Team Lance Cad.
824
00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:43.039
I don't know what else goes Team here. Team Lance.
825
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:45.360
Cad cuts off the ring and keeps JTG in the
826
00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:47.320
corner till Cad misses an elbow drop.
827
00:42:47.880 --> 00:42:52.400
Dude, he jumps off the second rope a mile away.
828
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:54.719
I don't think he would have hit this if JTG
829
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:56.159
even stayed in the same spot.
830
00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:58.760
It looked big, though, right, and that's what it needed
831
00:42:58.800 --> 00:42:59.000
to be.
832
00:42:59.280 --> 00:43:01.559
It did look big. He did look and he fucking
833
00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:03.519
floated down to It looked kind of crazy.
834
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.840
So Shadd comes in and takes out Murdoch and kid
835
00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:10.320
with lines and big boots. Shad hits a belly to
836
00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:14.119
back on Murdoch, but he gets breaking up, breaking up,
837
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:18.000
He gets broken up. Everyone say it when everyone hits
838
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:18.360
the ring.
839
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:21.519
Yeah. The Highlanders are in and Shelton Benjamin boots the
840
00:43:21.559 --> 00:43:23.639
fuck out of Robbie, like right in his face, and
841
00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:26.159
it's the biggest reactual hole match. The crowd goes whoa.
842
00:43:26.519 --> 00:43:29.239
Yeah, sel kicks the shit out of him. Rory spears
843
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:32.599
Hass out of the ring. Everyone's getting thrown out, and
844
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.559
we're left with Shad and Trevor Murdoch in the ring.
845
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:40.039
Two of the goats, and then uh, Shad jawbreakers Murdock.
846
00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:42.039
The referee is distracted, by the way, because Rory just
847
00:43:42.119 --> 00:43:44.119
killed Charlie haass. He said him straight head first of
848
00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:47.679
the floor with a spear that nobody saw, and JTG
849
00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.440
does reverse hangman on the ropes to Murdoch, which, uh
850
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:53.440
is the finish?
851
00:43:53.920 --> 00:43:55.840
Yeah, it's the finish. He snaps him off the top
852
00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:59.280
rope and crime time and the Highlanders, by the way,
853
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:01.519
I want everyone, I want to remember that the hot
854
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:04.840
Landers are also on this team. They pick up the w.
855
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:10.000
Yeah, reverse hangman as I don't know, I don't know when.
856
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:12.920
Maybe GTG was doing this as a thing, but because
857
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.000
I was super thrown off that was the end of
858
00:44:15.039 --> 00:44:15.400
the match.
859
00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:19.239
Yeah, I just assumed, you know, they're trying some new shit, right.
860
00:44:19.599 --> 00:44:22.480
Sure, sure, I mean they win and they're over. Who
861
00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:23.079
gives a fuck?
862
00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:27.880
It shows a graphic for Jonathan coachmin Umaga, Armando Estrada
863
00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:33.559
and Johnny Nitro versus John Cena which the fifteen thousand attendants.
864
00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:35.880
I mean, it got so ruckous. They were slamming their
865
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:39.440
feet on the ground, shaking the guardrail.
866
00:44:39.719 --> 00:44:42.400
They started ripping the fucking ceiling down. They were scratching
867
00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:43.480
the pop corn off the wall.
868
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:48.199
There were numerous brawls, numerous brawls in the crowd, all
869
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:49.920
started by Miami heats.
870
00:44:50.000 --> 00:44:53.320
Jason Willis and his son have run around cross shop
871
00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:57.519
with people. And if that wasn't enough, James didn't. They
872
00:44:57.519 --> 00:45:02.639
started talking about ec W. I showed an ECW add
873
00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:04.719
on the screen and then they started setting fire to
874
00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:06.519
the referees. It was unbelievable.
875
00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:13.519
What a great night in Miami. So we have the
876
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:17.800
WrestleMania twenty three recall Hulk Hogan be Andre the Giant
877
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:19.639
at WrestleMania three. You ever heard of this one?
878
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:21.400
You're goddamn right, I did, motherfucker.
879
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:27.800
So of course, also we have Maria versus Molina because
880
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:30.719
apparently we just booked zero matches tonight, so all of
881
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:32.800
them will be made as the show continues on.
882
00:45:33.400 --> 00:45:35.559
Yeah, we're just kind of on the fly here. Jr. Says, Oh,
883
00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:40.119
coach is more powerful than Oprah. Yeah said hey, hey, Jim,
884
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:42.239
make sure you have mentioned the coach is more powerful
885
00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:46.159
than that fucking Oprah. Oh, all right.
886
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:51.360
You're right it. I'll read it. Fucking things.
887
00:45:51.760 --> 00:45:53.440
No, we got many, we got a lot of matches
888
00:45:53.440 --> 00:45:54.960
that I We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out
889
00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:55.559
right now, Jim.
890
00:45:56.119 --> 00:45:59.320
So we have Jeff Hardy versus Rob Conway up next.
891
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:02.679
Was that planned or is this also another mystery match
892
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:05.760
that got thrown together? Because Rob Conway comes out and
893
00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:08.159
kind of makes a challenge here. Jeff Hardy was just
894
00:46:08.159 --> 00:46:08.920
coming out for fun.
895
00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:10.639
Must have been open fight night.
896
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:20.719
He just get out there and fucking over for the
897
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:24.480
best guys. This is startling here, James. I mean, Jeff
898
00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:30.119
Hardy comes out, he's over, He's Jeff Hardy. Of course everybody, Yeah,
899
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:32.679
everyone's super into him, right. Jeff Harty's musical he's in
900
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:36.079
the ring and somebody over the over his music says,
901
00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:39.599
this is a brand new year. And I swear to you, dude,
902
00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:43.159
if gone to my head, I'm dead, like I would
903
00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:50.440
have the like not a million fucking years. So it
904
00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:54.760
cuts to the stage and it's of course it's RC
905
00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:56.320
Rob Conway. There he is.
906
00:46:56.639 --> 00:47:01.719
He cuts in the stage, gun to my head, no clue.
907
00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:06.039
And then gun in my head. They announced Rob Conway
908
00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:07.480
and I'm gone, like I'm just trying.
909
00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:10.119
They announces Rob Conway.
910
00:47:10.119 --> 00:47:10.760
Got in my head?
911
00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:16.960
No clue that guy is never is guy.
912
00:47:17.280 --> 00:47:19.599
He says this is a brand new year because of
913
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:22.199
the station shows up and I was fucking I swear
914
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.000
it was the most not JR. I've ever heard JR.
915
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:31.360
Before he goes, what.
916
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:32.880
He put a gun in my head? I don't know
917
00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:37.519
who that is. That motherfucker is not real.
918
00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:48.440
RC. So Rob Conway's here and he says this is
919
00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:50.719
a brand new year, and Rob Conway is tired of
920
00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:53.760
being everyone's whipping boy, which I guess he has been
921
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:58.719
up to this point. So I again, dude, I didn't
922
00:47:58.760 --> 00:48:01.559
know where in Rob Conway's career he was until a
923
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:04.599
moment after this. He says, I made myself a new
924
00:48:04.639 --> 00:48:07.159
Year's resolution. From now on, I'm going to be a winner.
925
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:10.519
And so what that means for you, Jeff, is that
926
00:48:10.559 --> 00:48:13.159
if I can't beat you tonight, so help me, I
927
00:48:13.199 --> 00:48:14.400
will quit Monday night.
928
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:14.679
Raw.
929
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:17.639
Then he puts the mic down to go to the rig.
930
00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:20.480
Just look at me, I.
931
00:48:20.440 --> 00:48:22.679
Said, only ship I know says this is wrong.
932
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:26.840
Conway. You should have said that.
933
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:30.599
Just look at me. Yeah.
934
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:45.360
Yeah, it's like super reaffirming. Just look at me. Yeah dude. Okay,
935
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:49.960
so I thought this was like he's just starting, like
936
00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:53.519
this is a new gimmick coming it is. Yet, No,
937
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:59.840
we're at he We're done with buff bagwell Er already dude, Yes,
938
00:49:00.119 --> 00:49:03.559
he's already done all that. Oh wow, for a minute,
939
00:49:03.960 --> 00:49:09.639
he's just Rob Conway lots you know, smaller.
940
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:15.800
Now just look at me. My name is Rob Conway.
941
00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:22.199
I'm walking to the ring left foot, right, foot left,
942
00:49:25.440 --> 00:49:26.480
Let's get the hell out of here.
943
00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:30.639
On commentary, they're like, I can't remember last time he's won. Oh, well,
944
00:49:30.679 --> 00:49:31.760
he's just been in a slump.
945
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:35.440
It happens, right yeah. I mean look at the NL
946
00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:36.199
East right now.
947
00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:42.280
We are not talking about baseball. This is pro wrestling.
948
00:49:42.280 --> 00:49:44.360
We're talking about there's no reason to bring up baseball
949
00:49:44.360 --> 00:49:45.639
on this wrestling podcast.
950
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:47.960
I was just saying, like a lot of people have
951
00:49:48.039 --> 00:49:50.440
been saying that Jeff Hardy on this raw, like the
952
00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:53.400
Atlanta Braves and Rob Conway was like the Mets and
953
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:54.559
the Phillies.
954
00:49:54.760 --> 00:49:58.519
You just one. You don't have to compare all the time.
955
00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:01.679
You're both lumpy teams.
956
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:06.599
This is a wrestling show right now.
957
00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:08.159
Just look at me.
958
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:16.159
So Rob Conway gets in the ring and he gets
959
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:17.760
on Jeff Hardy and the Jeff Ardy has one of
960
00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:18.880
the sunset flipping wins.
961
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:29.280
Yeah, should have done that one. Yep.
962
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:32.719
They brought him out on this show to say I
963
00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:35.559
will quit if I lose. Then he loses in record
964
00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:38.280
time and it doesn't stop there, does it.
965
00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:41.000
I actually couldn't believe what happens next.
966
00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:44.760
So fucking RC Rob Conway, he's flipping out. He lost,
967
00:50:44.840 --> 00:50:47.400
He's gotta quit, and Jared says, all right, well, good job,
968
00:50:47.440 --> 00:50:49.039
Jeff will see you Sunday. Did no one gives a
969
00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:51.320
fuck about Rob Conway or him leaving or what he does.
970
00:50:52.599 --> 00:50:57.840
Vince McMahon's music hits, and I'm like, what for the
971
00:50:57.960 --> 00:51:00.239
Rob Conway segment? Vince is coming out out?
972
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:01.480
Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
973
00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:05.119
Vince comes out in his Florida vacation shirt.
974
00:51:05.360 --> 00:51:07.440
This is what he thinks a normal human would wear
975
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:11.360
in Miami, and he.
976
00:51:11.599 --> 00:51:14.679
Stretched down in the ring. He's dressed like he's on
977
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:18.000
what a human on vacation would look like.
978
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:23.480
Googled human vacation in Miami and he found this shirt.
979
00:51:23.679 --> 00:51:26.920
Ah, that's good. Give me that one.
980
00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:32.800
Jimda who Tommy Verschetti is. I looked up Tommy Versetti.
981
00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:34.360
Does this look like Tommy Rossetti?
982
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:37.000
Do you you know what? Van sure a lot like
983
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:40.119
Tommy Chetti. I really think about it. So Vince gets
984
00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:42.599
in the ring here and he shakes hands with RC
985
00:51:42.760 --> 00:51:46.480
Rob Conway, and he says, ah, well, everybody knows that
986
00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:48.400
time of year again, the time where most of you
987
00:51:48.440 --> 00:51:52.159
start making her New Year's resolutions. Of course, this is
988
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:56.199
you know, ten pm on January first, that's when people
989
00:51:56.199 --> 00:52:00.440
start making them resolutions. Well, by the end this year,
990
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:02.360
some ninety nine point nine percent of you would have
991
00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:05.119
broken your very own New Year's resolutions. It took Rob
992
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:07.920
Conway somewhere around a minute to break his. And I've
993
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:10.559
got a couple of resolutions myself. Everyone knows I don't
994
00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.039
break mine. I want to stop being so damn nice.
995
00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:18.599
Oh my, I'm also gonna stop letting people take advantage
996
00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:21.800
of me, like my good friend and fellow billionaire Donald Trump.
997
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:26.960
Donald does have his problems as of late, and evergreen
998
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:31.880
and his hands full with yokozuna. And then it shows
999
00:52:31.880 --> 00:52:35.719
a picture of Rosi o'donald and I fucking just I
1000
00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:39.039
couldn't like I forgot this was a fucking thing, dude.
1001
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:42.920
I you know the Rosio Donald thing. There was the
1002
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:45.239
time they had Hillary Clinton on an episode. They had
1003
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:48.360
a bomb on that episode. You remember all this stuff. Yeah,
1004
00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:50.960
there's just like random people through time that they bring on,
1005
00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:52.639
like they just bring up on this show.
1006
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.559
And he says, Yokozuna shows Rosia Donald, and Vince says,
1007
00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:59.320
that's not actually Yokozuna. Oh yeah, it.
1008
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:00.920
Says Rosio Donald on the screen.
1009
00:53:01.880 --> 00:53:05.559
The text on the screen says rusy O'donald. Yeah. No,
1010
00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:08.119
he fucking almost got one by me there, Vic Man,
1011
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:12.360
Goddamn Donald Trump is credited for a certain phrase he
1012
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:15.239
uses on his hit show The Apprentice. So he says,
1013
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.639
everyone knows that Donald Trump didn't originate that phrase that
1014
00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:21.960
originated here on Monday Night Raw. So Rob Conway, I'm
1015
00:53:21.960 --> 00:53:27.119
not gonna allow you to quit Monday Night Raw. Rob Conway. Yeah,
1016
00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:32.320
And then Vince's music hits and he throws the mic
1017
00:53:32.360 --> 00:53:36.400
down and leaves as Rob Conway is left there, pleading, confused,
1018
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:40.079
unsure what the rest of his career looks like. And
1019
00:53:40.119 --> 00:53:42.280
I'm here to tell you that this is what the
1020
00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:45.119
rest of his career looks like. Rob Conway doesn't wrestle
1021
00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:51.440
on WTV ever again, and he's released five months after this. Wow, yep,
1022
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:56.719
this was pretty much real. That's fucking insane.
1023
00:53:56.960 --> 00:54:00.639
Well, Vince goes to the top of the ramp, turns around,
1024
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:04.960
he looks at the crowd. For two reasons he does this. One,
1025
00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.840
he just shipped his pants and he turned around to
1026
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:10.159
see if anyone noticed the large ship stayed on his ass.
1027
00:54:10.719 --> 00:54:13.480
And two to make sure Paul London is not laughing
1028
00:54:13.519 --> 00:54:23.360
at him anywhere. So you go backstage, Kenny Dyksterra is here.
1029
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:29.800
He's actually in Oh yeah, yeah.
1030
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:32.880
I'm sorry. I thought we were fucking cut on the same.
1031
00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:36.920
Ye no, no, right, So Rick Flair is feuding with
1032
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:37.760
Kenny Dyksterer.
1033
00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:41.039
By the way, they show Kenny Dykscher versus Flair from
1034
00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:44.400
two weeks ago, Kenny suplixed Flair on the floor and
1035
00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:47.079
then Flair went to knee breaker him, and then Kenny
1036
00:54:47.559 --> 00:54:49.920
countered that with a roll up in one, and then
1037
00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:52.760
Flair went to shake Kenny's hand and Kenny told him
1038
00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:55.480
that he's the real man around here, and he left.
1039
00:54:55.480 --> 00:54:58.159
He did not shake Rick Flair's hand. So we have
1040
00:54:58.280 --> 00:55:03.159
that big Kenny Dyke Rick Flair build for this hot
1041
00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:03.960
pay per view.
1042
00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:07.079
Yeah. Kenny Dykscher then brings up a bunch of people
1043
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:08.119
who have died this year.
1044
00:55:09.599 --> 00:55:12.000
So Todd Grisham is here, of course with Kenny Dykstra
1045
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:15.039
and one. I was very confused at the positioning of
1046
00:55:15.079 --> 00:55:18.679
this James. Kenny Dykscher is standing facing the camera. Todd
1047
00:55:18.679 --> 00:55:22.280
Grisham is standing behind him, asking questions why.
1048
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:23.519
Oh, I don't know.
1049
00:55:26.360 --> 00:55:30.119
It's Kenny eventually turns around and faces him to talk.
1050
00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:32.360
I don't know what the fuck was going on here.
1051
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:36.239
It was very odd and uh. Todd says, you know,
1052
00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:37.719
we saw Flare extend his hand to you and you
1053
00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:40.119
rejected it. And Kenny says, well, he wasn't trying to
1054
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:41.679
show me respect. He was trying to say face, I
1055
00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:44.079
be Rick Flair, and I wants to turn around and
1056
00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:45.440
make it a story about how much of a classy
1057
00:55:45.480 --> 00:55:48.519
guy is I'm not even twenty one years old. I'm
1058
00:55:48.559 --> 00:55:53.559
the future of raw fucking poison. You are poisoned. Don't
1059
00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:55.320
let them do this to you. Words of the wise,
1060
00:55:55.440 --> 00:55:58.039
Never be the future of raw. You are in trouble,
1061
00:55:58.079 --> 00:56:00.960
my friend, he says. You ever hear that saying death
1062
00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:03.519
comes in threes. Well, I'm gonna show you how death
1063
00:56:03.559 --> 00:56:09.119
comes in forwards James Brown, President Ford, Saddam Hussein, who
1064
00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:10.840
then he does the cutthroat taunt.
1065
00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:13.039
To It's small pop on that one too.
1066
00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:17.679
Yeah, I was in the crowd hooting and hollering at
1067
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:22.039
the announcement of President Ford dying of course, Saddam Hussein
1068
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:25.599
cutthroat taunt and now Rick Flair's career and then Kenny
1069
00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:27.199
sniffs the mic for a couple of seconds.
1070
00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:29.800
Who the fuck is riding this show?
1071
00:56:31.719 --> 00:56:35.079
Like this? Come on? Is Brian girl wins.
1072
00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:38.559
Like what the fuck am I watching? So Kenny Dykshra
1073
00:56:38.599 --> 00:56:41.280
has a Rick flairfeud, and they were like, yeah, what
1074
00:56:41.320 --> 00:56:44.320
if we did a segment where Kenny Dykstra mentions that
1075
00:56:44.440 --> 00:56:47.679
James Brown and President Ford and Saddam Hussein passed away
1076
00:56:48.920 --> 00:56:49.480
like to.
1077
00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:54.079
A rockets ovation, What is going on?
1078
00:56:54.679 --> 00:56:55.840
Like why did he do that?
1079
00:56:56.199 --> 00:57:04.880
Because WW you don't understand WW, especially Tom Kenny Dyksher
1080
00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:06.599
may have been given away that he was involved in
1081
00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:09.039
the death of Sadam Hussein there by the way.
1082
00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:12.639
He hired the army and the Navy and got that
1083
00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:19.920
shit done. So we go to a pre tape here
1084
00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:23.000
that goes over rated r KO versus d X and
1085
00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:24.039
the feud they've been having.
1086
00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:28.440
Yes, five weeks ago, on the Cutting Edge, James's favorite show,
1087
00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:33.480
Edge was introducing a guest. They didn't come out, and
1088
00:57:33.480 --> 00:57:35.559
then Edge was asking for him again. They didn't come out,
1089
00:57:35.559 --> 00:57:36.840
and Norton says, hey, I think I got your guest
1090
00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:40.679
right here, and then Orton Edge then drag Rick Flair's bloody,
1091
00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:44.199
fucking destroyed carcass down to the ring and then they
1092
00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:48.440
concerto him a bunch of times, and then of course,
1093
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:53.920
you know, they show HBK in a DX beanie cutting
1094
00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:57.000
a very serious promo about how important Flair is, looking
1095
00:57:57.039 --> 00:58:01.079
like a complete smacked ass, and he says, you made
1096
00:58:01.079 --> 00:58:04.239
it personal. And two weeks ago, there's a match here
1097
00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:08.360
DX and Sina versus Umaga and Ray Arko. Umaga's beating
1098
00:58:08.400 --> 00:58:10.960
the fuck out of these dudes until uh Sino and
1099
00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:13.960
Umaga brought it back, and then Edge Norton beat the
1100
00:58:14.039 --> 00:58:17.960
absolute shit out of Triple H and HBK. Like they
1101
00:58:18.039 --> 00:58:20.840
concerto the fuck out of these dudes. They double RKO Shawn,
1102
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:22.039
which was based.
1103
00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:25.719
Yeah, this is actually a bright point on this show. Sadly,
1104
00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:27.559
it is just a pre tape this show something that
1105
00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:30.760
happened on a different raw, but like, this is the
1106
00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:32.760
first time I actually felt like I was watching a
1107
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:33.800
real wrestling show.
1108
00:58:34.360 --> 00:58:34.679
Was uh.
1109
00:58:34.840 --> 00:58:36.880
When I was seeing them drag ric Flair out and
1110
00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:39.880
beat them to death with chairs and you know they
1111
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:42.320
have a six man that ends with triple H bloody
1112
00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:45.119
outside and a double RKO in the chair, I was like, oh, nice,
1113
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:47.760
like there is still some pro wrestling going on here.
1114
00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:50.719
It was my first fucking thought like this looks like
1115
00:58:50.760 --> 00:58:52.119
a good piece of business here.
1116
00:58:52.679 --> 00:58:54.559
I agree. Yeah, And it made Orton and Edge look
1117
00:58:54.639 --> 00:58:56.960
like killers, Like give them credit, they're the tag champs.
1118
00:58:57.000 --> 00:58:59.480
It's like, oh shit, okay, Tag Division has like some
1119
00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:02.199
top guys floating around here, like you know, Triple A
1120
00:59:02.280 --> 00:59:04.480
G shanagoing for these belts too, Like, Okay, this is
1121
00:59:04.519 --> 00:59:08.800
fucking this is cool. I can I can handle this? Sadly, Sadly,
1122
00:59:09.400 --> 00:59:10.880
you know I should have known better.
1123
00:59:11.440 --> 00:59:14.000
Well, DX are walking to the ring here before their
1124
00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:14.599
town hall.
1125
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:18.559
Yeah, and their little DX shirts with little animated versions
1126
00:59:18.599 --> 00:59:20.880
of themselves doing the SUCU tent for this of course
1127
00:59:20.880 --> 00:59:22.000
extremely serious angle.
1128
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:25.360
Yeah. I was actually surprised after watching this town hall part,
1129
00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:28.480
like why did they even do this.
1130
00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:33.000
Dude, I hated this promo.
1131
00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:35.519
I thought it was really bad. I really did. I
1132
00:59:35.519 --> 00:59:38.519
thought it was bad, and it did a disservice to like, yes,
1133
00:59:38.760 --> 00:59:41.719
all the shit that Edge and Randy Orton had done
1134
00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:44.039
over the last couple of weeks too, and even the
1135
00:59:44.039 --> 00:59:47.639
part at the end it started to make even less sense.
1136
00:59:47.800 --> 00:59:50.880
I think there was a way better way to do this.
1137
00:59:51.599 --> 00:59:53.360
They just didn't do it that way.
1138
00:59:53.920 --> 00:59:57.599
Whoever's fault this is should feel bad because these guys
1139
00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:02.079
like are doing everything they can to like make people
1140
01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:05.159
not take these two dudes serious, even though they've just
1141
01:00:05.280 --> 01:00:08.519
killed everybody. So DX come out here. They had to
1142
01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:11.000
fucking Pyro and all the fans now all the by
1143
01:00:11.000 --> 01:00:13.320
the way, also an abundance of fans on Hardcam now
1144
01:00:13.360 --> 01:00:15.960
have glow sticks that did not have them before and
1145
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:17.679
also still have them after this.
1146
01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:20.239
Oddly enough, Yeah, they get those glow sticks out when
1147
01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:24.920
you enter the raw zone are called the war zone.
1148
01:00:24.960 --> 01:00:26.599
They definitely don't call it that anymore.
1149
01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:30.440
I think it's yeah, I think you're right. Uh, they
1150
01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:33.920
do Xbox Pyro, which is bullshit. Give credits to Adre.
1151
01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:37.079
There's all this shit here and they're soaking in the pop,
1152
01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:40.239
the crowds, you know, loving them. They're super over Here,
1153
01:00:40.599 --> 01:00:43.000
Triple AHZ takes the mic from Sean. Triple Ah of
1154
01:00:43.039 --> 01:00:46.840
course has the Lemmy face hair here, which just looks ridiculous,
1155
01:00:47.480 --> 01:00:49.960
and uh, Triple Ah says that are you ready? Shit?
1156
01:00:50.039 --> 01:00:52.840
And he goes to do the dxpeel and he hesitates,
1157
01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:55.559
and I'm guessing Sean was just late on the interruption here,
1158
01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:57.960
and Uh, Sean takes the mic and says, I can't
1159
01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:00.199
do this and I can't come out here and pretend
1160
01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:03.719
that what I just saw didn't happen. So they run down,
1161
01:01:04.360 --> 01:01:06.559
you know, he starts run down what happened here that
1162
01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:09.440
Orton and Edge were doing shit, and then he starts
1163
01:01:09.480 --> 01:01:13.039
going on a weird tangent. Here he says, for the
1164
01:01:13.119 --> 01:01:16.199
last five years, Triple Hing myself, individually or collectively, have
1165
01:01:16.239 --> 01:01:19.880
faced everybody. This company is put in front of us, good, bad, talented,
1166
01:01:19.880 --> 01:01:22.960
and no talent. The ones I liked best are the
1167
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:26.280
futures of the WB or the Stars of tomorrow. And
1168
01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:28.840
my favorite of all time is the greatest entering performer
1169
01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:33.000
of his generation. I'm still waiting to face that guy.
1170
01:01:33.119 --> 01:01:34.840
You want to know what all those guys have in
1171
01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:38.079
common either they're no longer here, or they're jerking the
1172
01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:40.039
curtain someplace.
1173
01:01:40.880 --> 01:01:47.719
They're king and ring of honor, or even worse, like what.
1174
01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:50.880
Where? What does this happen?
1175
01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:51.199
Is?
1176
01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:52.599
What is going on? Why?
1177
01:01:53.599 --> 01:01:56.719
Yeah? It felt like a random shot for sure, But
1178
01:01:56.760 --> 01:01:58.760
I think I think, if you really want to turn
1179
01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:01.599
it back around, I think really what it was trying
1180
01:02:01.639 --> 01:02:04.400
to do was that Randy Orton at Edge are seen
1181
01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:06.400
as the futures of the business, and they're seen as
1182
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:08.719
like the next guy's up. So what he's saying essentially
1183
01:02:08.800 --> 01:02:11.440
is like he's sick of guys like Randy Orton in
1184
01:02:11.559 --> 01:02:17.360
Edge coming in and like taking taking what they built
1185
01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:19.599
and like taking it off their backs by attacking.
1186
01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:23.159
Okay, you know that makes sense? Okay, sure it that.
1187
01:02:23.480 --> 01:02:25.480
I imagine that's more where it was. It definitely felt
1188
01:02:25.559 --> 01:02:28.079
like there was some truth to what he was getting
1189
01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:32.079
at though, Like sure, especially on a show with majority
1190
01:02:32.760 --> 01:02:35.639
guys that they're calling the future the WWE. He says,
1191
01:02:35.880 --> 01:02:37.159
you know, I don't know how to feel, but a
1192
01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:40.239
couple of guys came along who appear to have a set,
1193
01:02:40.440 --> 01:02:44.159
and this just goes on forever. He says. You jumped
1194
01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:46.800
Rick Flair from behind you dragged his nearly lifeless body out,
1195
01:02:47.480 --> 01:02:51.400
and the new set of wavos that you have seemed
1196
01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:54.480
to grow even bigger, and then you managed to drop
1197
01:02:54.519 --> 01:02:57.960
the X doing something that nobody's ever done, and that
1198
01:02:58.119 --> 01:03:02.960
set grows bigger and bigger. Your balls are huge, gentlemen,
1199
01:03:03.239 --> 01:03:05.639
you got some fat ass nuts boys.
1200
01:03:05.960 --> 01:03:08.280
Dude, I hate this segment and I hate this X.
1201
01:03:09.239 --> 01:03:11.719
I like, I hate this fucking DX. Dude.
1202
01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:15.960
Yes, dude, yeah, I mean like this is so it
1203
01:03:16.079 --> 01:03:18.400
just does a disservice to what we just fucking saw.
1204
01:03:18.559 --> 01:03:20.840
Dude. Yeah, he keeps talking about how their balls keep
1205
01:03:20.880 --> 01:03:22.719
getting bigger and bigger, and and the point of the
1206
01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:24.360
thing is him saying that d X is going to
1207
01:03:24.400 --> 01:03:26.599
take your balls and kick him down your throat. That
1208
01:03:26.800 --> 01:03:29.159
was Sean's part of this. That was he fucking did
1209
01:03:29.159 --> 01:03:31.119
all that just to get to there. And then we
1210
01:03:31.159 --> 01:03:33.159
get to the Triple H part. I thought the Seawan
1211
01:03:33.239 --> 01:03:38.599
part was bad. Triple H has fucking absolutely nothing to
1212
01:03:38.639 --> 01:03:44.599
fucking say, like this is dog shit. First, he says, ah, well,
1213
01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:46.599
you know, I thought we were gonna fly here to fight,
1214
01:03:47.079 --> 01:03:49.280
but Edge Norton didn't show up. You know what happens.
1215
01:03:49.360 --> 01:03:51.199
Double East infection is what I heard.
1216
01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:57.400
He took Rick Flair and dragged him out as he
1217
01:03:57.559 --> 01:04:02.079
was unconscious and bleeding all over the fucking place, dragged
1218
01:04:02.119 --> 01:04:04.360
him to the side of the ring and then hit
1219
01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:08.320
him and the top of his fucking skull with two
1220
01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:11.440
chairs twice in a row, to the point where they
1221
01:04:11.440 --> 01:04:13.519
had to get EMTs out to get him out of
1222
01:04:13.519 --> 01:04:14.280
that fucking arena.
1223
01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:15.840
He's gushing blood.
1224
01:04:16.360 --> 01:04:19.920
I think they have a double use infection something does
1225
01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:26.039
the frosted miniweds fucking man?
1226
01:04:26.239 --> 01:04:29.719
Fuck? Yeah, So he fucking talks about this, and he says,
1227
01:04:29.760 --> 01:04:32.199
you know, you know what happened to last guy that
1228
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:34.079
thought he had us in the palm of his hand.
1229
01:04:34.079 --> 01:04:35.880
We beat him with a bloody pulp and shoved his
1230
01:04:35.920 --> 01:04:38.320
head up big Show's ass. He says, we're not your
1231
01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:41.280
regular group of guys. We got different sides. We're kind
1232
01:04:41.320 --> 01:04:43.360
of like frosted mini weeds.
1233
01:04:43.440 --> 01:04:48.800
Come, where's the pot, Miami fifteen frosteds?
1234
01:04:48.920 --> 01:04:50.000
Hit the fuck.
1235
01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:53.440
Who was frosted many weeds.
1236
01:04:59.280 --> 01:05:01.480
He says, we got tow different sides, the frosted side
1237
01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:05.320
where you get that sugary goodness, and Johnson's I like,
1238
01:05:05.519 --> 01:05:07.800
I like the sugary side, so I'm not putting on
1239
01:05:07.840 --> 01:05:10.920
a fucking like, that's what he did. I like the sugary.
1240
01:05:11.079 --> 01:05:12.920
I like it to sugary side.
1241
01:05:13.920 --> 01:05:19.079
Edge drags your boy out from behind the curtain. Hey,
1242
01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:23.039
you're out here and you're talking about frosted miniwheat cereal.
1243
01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.960
Well, don't worry, James, because there's there's the other side.
1244
01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:34.920
There's the side that Edge and Orton are gonna get
1245
01:05:34.960 --> 01:05:36.840
of the frost of mini wheat. You're not gonna get
1246
01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:39.920
that sugary good side, James, You're gonna get the other side,
1247
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:44.719
which is the the two most ruthless bastards that ever
1248
01:05:44.719 --> 01:05:48.679
step in this ring. Side. Welcome to the other side, boys,
1249
01:05:48.719 --> 01:05:50.400
We're gonna beat your ass on Sunday.
1250
01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:56.000
What So you got the frosted miniweeds where one side
1251
01:05:56.039 --> 01:05:58.960
is the sugary goodness and the other side is the
1252
01:05:58.960 --> 01:06:03.559
most ruthless bastards in the wwe the hell are you
1253
01:06:03.639 --> 01:06:04.280
talking about?
1254
01:06:04.559 --> 01:06:08.840
Like, you guys are fucking cooked? Man, What the hell
1255
01:06:08.920 --> 01:06:11.000
is going on? What the fuck?
1256
01:06:12.079 --> 01:06:14.519
I'll chalk it up to he just had some kids,
1257
01:06:14.519 --> 01:06:16.960
probably you know, like they're asking to come to work.
1258
01:06:17.000 --> 01:06:20.400
We got the super lean into the PG shit too, maybe,
1259
01:06:20.440 --> 01:06:23.079
like but like they just they killed this guy.
1260
01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:26.199
So that's where I was at too. That's where I
1261
01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:27.840
was at too. I was like, oh, it must be
1262
01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:30.360
like the PG thing. Obviously it's nerve, but I just
1263
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:33.239
watched Rick Flair get dragged out and killed and them.
1264
01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:36.440
Yeah right, so not really.
1265
01:06:37.159 --> 01:06:40.239
You guys just lost your kind of your fucking hutzpah.
1266
01:06:40.599 --> 01:06:43.559
You guys just don't have it. You guys suck.
1267
01:06:44.519 --> 01:06:46.920
Yeah. I think they lost their fastball at some point.
1268
01:06:48.039 --> 01:06:50.639
Sean still has his Singles fastball, He's still gonna have
1269
01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:54.199
four matches, right, but uh, whatever this is together, they
1270
01:06:54.239 --> 01:06:55.639
just don't have their fastball anymore.
1271
01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:57.599
They told Triple she's gotta go to smack down to
1272
01:06:57.639 --> 01:06:59.679
Russell coslof here soon, so he might be kind of mad.
1273
01:07:03.119 --> 01:07:04.280
This did nothing for me.
1274
01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:07.880
It actually fucking annoyed the shit out of me.
1275
01:07:08.480 --> 01:07:11.119
Yeah. I was actually kind of like annoyed that they
1276
01:07:11.159 --> 01:07:13.719
had like such a good pre tape. Like my general
1277
01:07:13.760 --> 01:07:15.760
thought on the pre tape is like, oh, nice man,
1278
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:18.119
Like this is a hot day ingle. I'm excited to
1279
01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:20.119
see what comes next with this, and then like this
1280
01:07:20.639 --> 01:07:24.079
promo was tough work. And then the they follow up
1281
01:07:24.119 --> 01:07:26.280
on it later and it's just like, man, what the
1282
01:07:26.320 --> 01:07:27.000
hell happened?
1283
01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:30.280
Here it makes even less fucking sense. Yeah, God, they
1284
01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:33.679
fucked this up every which way.
1285
01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:39.000
Well, raw is brought to you by Code Name the Cleaner. Yeah,
1286
01:07:39.159 --> 01:07:41.719
King like forgets what he's saying halfway through.
1287
01:07:41.519 --> 01:07:47.199
Here, trying to advertise you code Name the Cleaner, and uh,
1288
01:07:48.800 --> 01:07:50.920
I mean he just had to see if the shittiest proever.
1289
01:07:51.000 --> 01:07:53.320
He was probably super like, what the fuck happened here?
1290
01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:55.840
Yeah, dude, he says, Code Name the Cleaner. It's in
1291
01:07:55.920 --> 01:07:57.159
theaters January fifth.
1292
01:08:00.119 --> 01:08:05.639
All right, all right, Kang, Well how about you try this,
1293
01:08:06.559 --> 01:08:12.519
Kang fruity delicious, delicious, fruity fruity fruity skittles. Do you
1294
01:08:12.599 --> 01:08:19.039
like skittles? I like this. I love this. Actually, I
1295
01:08:19.079 --> 01:08:19.600
love row.
1296
01:08:21.119 --> 01:08:23.199
We have a good show. We have a good show.
1297
01:08:23.239 --> 01:08:27.039
I swear to god. Dude. Yeah, you're right, Kang. This
1298
01:08:27.439 --> 01:08:29.119
is the peak of sports entertainment.
1299
01:08:29.560 --> 01:08:32.159
Well, we have Molina versus Maria up next.
1300
01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:35.399
Hell yeah, this has the most fucking fire of anything
1301
01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:36.079
going tonight.
1302
01:08:36.920 --> 01:08:40.119
There's a New Year's Revolution press conference tomorrow at noon.
1303
01:08:40.239 --> 01:08:41.359
Kenny Dyks is going to be there.
1304
01:08:41.439 --> 01:08:47.319
John Cena will be there. We have different Yeah. Right
1305
01:08:49.359 --> 01:08:54.840
here she comes again like a medicine. Every step she takes.
1306
01:08:55.479 --> 01:09:00.840
What was that? Was that nine or ten that had
1307
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:01.520
that on the menu?
1308
01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:03.920
Oh? Man, what was it? It was the one where
1309
01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:06.800
you could be in the ring. You could be in
1310
01:09:06.840 --> 01:09:08.479
the ring doing the exhibition matches.
1311
01:09:08.479 --> 01:09:11.880
I feel like that was, oh that's twenty ten then.
1312
01:09:12.840 --> 01:09:16.159
Okay, yeah, I remember just doing the stupid exhibition matches
1313
01:09:16.159 --> 01:09:18.159
in the ring in that song play well.
1314
01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:20.000
It's always Evan Born in the ring for some reason,
1315
01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:26.039
did his ass bill? Dude? Yeah? Melina? Uh. By the way,
1316
01:09:26.039 --> 01:09:30.760
also when Melina was here, Jared says, emulating Shakira's pelvic thrust,
1317
01:09:30.920 --> 01:09:35.239
and Jerry says, what we talking about? And they'd never
1318
01:09:35.319 --> 01:09:36.079
go back to it.
1319
01:09:37.239 --> 01:09:41.560
Dude, I mean like the conversation was actually crazy. To rossays, yeah,
1320
01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:46.680
imitating Shakira's pelvic thrust. Pelvic thrust. They sit there for
1321
01:09:46.720 --> 01:09:50.000
a second. What were you talking about? What were we
1322
01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:53.520
talking about? I don't know.
1323
01:09:53.680 --> 01:09:57.880
Caring anyway, here comes Forria.
1324
01:09:58.399 --> 01:10:01.439
So Victoria comes out and uh she goes to sit
1325
01:10:01.520 --> 01:10:03.159
at commentary with a clipboard here.
1326
01:10:03.840 --> 01:10:07.279
Yes she uh, she has a list of all the
1327
01:10:07.359 --> 01:10:12.159
divas that she's beaten. But there's one blank name here
1328
01:10:12.239 --> 01:10:15.279
that has a checkbox next to it, and we have
1329
01:10:15.359 --> 01:10:16.239
not determined who that.
1330
01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:19.399
Is yet, So uh, yeah, Maria hot starts on Malina
1331
01:10:19.439 --> 01:10:23.840
here because obviously she slapped her earlier. Uh, Melina jackknife
1332
01:10:23.880 --> 01:10:26.479
pins Maria, but I guess the bridge just collapses at
1333
01:10:26.479 --> 01:10:30.479
some point during the pin. Yeah, so Malina just gets
1334
01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:33.479
up and just pins her the long way and picks.
1335
01:10:34.600 --> 01:10:37.800
High stacks her, which hopefully nobody else does a high
1336
01:10:37.800 --> 01:10:38.720
stack finish tonight.
1337
01:10:39.159 --> 01:10:42.439
Well, Victoria does the headhole thing ring side.
1338
01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:55.119
What she legit, stands up and does the creepy like
1339
01:10:55.680 --> 01:11:00.720
Stevie Richard's things, but take set off doing it just right.
1340
01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:08.399
Deck Sitcom. They are super confused. He's never seen this before.
1341
01:11:10.800 --> 01:11:14.680
Yeah, Melina high stacks Maria and beats her after whatever
1342
01:11:14.720 --> 01:11:18.920
the hell just happened cuts her inside. Victoria's doing the
1343
01:11:18.960 --> 01:11:24.520
head thing, and he's looking at the finish of that match,
1344
01:11:24.800 --> 01:11:29.439
and they turn the right. Victoria is taunt Spammy, What
1345
01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:30.760
the hell is happening?
1346
01:11:32.359 --> 01:11:41.840
Are you good? Victoria wasn't that mad ship? So Victoria
1347
01:11:42.039 --> 01:11:52.960
does taunt Spam and she crazy. Oh she's crazy cash
1348
01:11:53.039 --> 01:11:56.680
like from Duran taking the ring.
1349
01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:06.319
No, okay, gang, she's she's still doing it.
1350
01:12:08.600 --> 01:12:16.199
Okay. Victoria gets on the apron and Melina sees her
1351
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:18.840
and they're staring down and Victoria gets in the ring
1352
01:12:18.840 --> 01:12:21.840
and they kind of face off. Then Victoria backs off
1353
01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:23.600
and gets out of the ring. Malina leaves on the
1354
01:12:23.600 --> 01:12:27.399
other side, like ramp side. Then Victoria snaps and runs
1355
01:12:27.399 --> 01:12:30.359
over and grabs Lily and Garcia by her head and
1356
01:12:30.640 --> 01:12:33.720
drags her into the ring. What the fuck, gang, she's
1357
01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:44.079
crazy shit? Okay, all right, how much do my job?
1358
01:12:44.119 --> 01:12:45.720
You're not gonna tell for anybody, cag.
1359
01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:49.880
Shut up.
1360
01:13:01.439 --> 01:13:03.720
Well, that Victoria thing really set them off.
1361
01:13:04.039 --> 01:13:06.800
Well, Victoria goes to hit the Widow's Peak, but Mickey
1362
01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:08.960
James runs in and makes the save and they have
1363
01:13:09.000 --> 01:13:10.039
a match at the pay per view.
1364
01:13:10.359 --> 01:13:13.880
Yes, that's right, women's title match at the pay per view. Uh, Mickey,
1365
01:13:13.960 --> 01:13:17.680
you know, fired off some shots on Victoria. Victoria Victoria,
1366
01:13:17.720 --> 01:13:20.239
and uh Victoria was able to powder out of there
1367
01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:22.560
before Mickey did too much damage.
1368
01:13:25.520 --> 01:13:27.680
It shows a video of the Tribute to the Troops
1369
01:13:28.359 --> 01:13:31.119
with what I assume is dub music. I imagine they had
1370
01:13:31.159 --> 01:13:32.760
like Creed playing here crazy.
1371
01:13:32.880 --> 01:13:45.680
I think it was Google Dolls Goo Goo dolls. Yeah.
1372
01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:48.239
Yeah. They show uh yeah, you said, Tribute to the
1373
01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:51.039
Troops and uh put everyone on a big ass aircraft
1374
01:13:51.119 --> 01:13:54.800
and flew their ass to Iraq and Arvid said, who, No,
1375
01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:55.560
I'm not doing that.
1376
01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:56.960
Punk was there?
1377
01:13:57.399 --> 01:13:59.000
He was, yeah, he was.
1378
01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:02.359
So you have Rick flairing Carlito versus Kenny Dykscher and
1379
01:14:02.439 --> 01:14:04.199
Chris Masters, Like, what the.
1380
01:14:04.079 --> 01:14:06.199
Fuck are we doing? Man? Like, what the fuck are
1381
01:14:06.239 --> 01:14:08.760
we doing here? Are you fucking serious?
1382
01:14:08.840 --> 01:14:16.279
Just four young studs. Tory Wilson is with Carlito, by
1383
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:16.840
the way.
1384
01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:20.079
That's true. And they talk about Jerri says, oh, Tory
1385
01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:21.640
told me she has no tan lines.
1386
01:14:22.520 --> 01:14:30.840
What well, Carlito, Rick Flair, and Tory Wilson are all
1387
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:32.800
wearing matching colors. I thought that was fun.
1388
01:14:32.840 --> 01:14:35.159
Oh well, that's that's nice. That's at least they give
1389
01:14:35.159 --> 01:14:37.560
a little bit of a fuck about this place. Uh.
1390
01:14:37.680 --> 01:14:41.600
Kenny Dykster is from Worcester, mass by the way. Really yeah,
1391
01:14:41.720 --> 01:14:43.880
yeah he is, and uh they announce him from it
1392
01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:45.720
and Jerry says, oh, now Kenny has a last name,
1393
01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:48.039
and now he has a hometown, and Lala says, always
1394
01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:52.359
the future wrestling, Hey, man, we do what are we doing?
1395
01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:53.680
What do we doing here?
1396
01:14:54.960 --> 01:14:58.560
I gotta say. Chris Masters is over with me. I
1397
01:14:58.640 --> 01:15:02.840
like the entrance and he's he's the masterlined challenge to me.
1398
01:15:03.319 --> 01:15:07.239
I mean, that's an iconic part of of this era.
1399
01:15:07.720 --> 01:15:10.560
I bought into it. I was all about, like, that's
1400
01:15:10.600 --> 01:15:11.159
a finisher.
1401
01:15:12.079 --> 01:15:15.279
I love his whole interest, like the stone statue. And
1402
01:15:15.319 --> 01:15:18.119
then it cross fades into him doing the Thinker talent
1403
01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:22.920
on the ramp like it's it's legit all time. It's
1404
01:15:22.960 --> 01:15:25.279
Pyro timed up with his flexing.
1405
01:15:26.199 --> 01:15:26.640
It's true.
1406
01:15:26.800 --> 01:15:30.359
And the song and the Master's logo is just the
1407
01:15:30.439 --> 01:15:31.800
letter M with muscles.
1408
01:15:32.279 --> 01:15:34.720
Dude, it's him doing the Master loge as the M.
1409
01:15:35.039 --> 01:15:38.680
It's all that works with me. Like, that's a good deal.
1410
01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:41.800
Yes, sadly not good enough for these guys.
1411
01:15:43.000 --> 01:15:45.359
Well, I saw someone break out of his whole deal earlier.
1412
01:15:45.399 --> 01:15:50.760
That's anyone. Anyone that loses to it now really should
1413
01:15:50.760 --> 01:15:52.640
just get fucking fired. Well.
1414
01:15:52.720 --> 01:15:54.600
Rick Flair goes to lock in the figure four on
1415
01:15:54.680 --> 01:15:57.159
Chris Masters early here, but Katie breaks it up.
1416
01:15:58.720 --> 01:16:04.920
Oh, it's like RC earlier. This is KD. This is
1417
01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:08.800
KD everyone, of course. I mean, you know what's gotta
1418
01:16:08.800 --> 01:16:10.600
try something? Here is the future of restling.
1419
01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:14.319
We go to commercial and come back and Chris Masters
1420
01:16:14.359 --> 01:16:15.600
is stretching out Carlito.
1421
01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:19.119
If you want some heat. Boil boy, do we got
1422
01:16:19.159 --> 01:16:20.600
a lot of heat for a year this match?
1423
01:16:21.199 --> 01:16:22.880
Yeah, I mean they went for a while. There was
1424
01:16:22.920 --> 01:16:25.319
a good hope here though, where the ref is attracted
1425
01:16:26.079 --> 01:16:28.399
by Flair trying to tell him about the other team cheating.
1426
01:16:28.560 --> 01:16:30.920
Then Carlito starts fighting back and they cut him off again.
1427
01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:31.520
That was good.
1428
01:16:32.279 --> 01:16:34.359
There is there actually is some good stuff here. It's
1429
01:16:34.399 --> 01:16:38.039
just not I don't know. For all the matches that
1430
01:16:38.079 --> 01:16:39.680
I thought we good time, this was not one of them,
1431
01:16:39.880 --> 01:16:42.479
and like I wasn't ready for Maybe I just wasn't
1432
01:16:42.479 --> 01:16:44.479
ready for this to go fucking long.
1433
01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:47.880
Well, Carlito hits a springboard back elbow for a double down.
1434
01:16:47.920 --> 01:16:50.479
Here Kde stops the hot tag by rushing the ring
1435
01:16:50.520 --> 01:16:52.439
and hitting Flare off the apron, then throwing him into
1436
01:16:52.439 --> 01:16:53.199
the steps.
1437
01:16:53.600 --> 01:16:56.560
Yes, he fucking again. Like you said, dude, I still
1438
01:16:56.560 --> 01:16:58.880
also couldn't get it out of my brain that Flare.
1439
01:16:58.960 --> 01:17:01.279
I mean, it was like weeks ago whatever that they
1440
01:17:01.359 --> 01:17:03.680
killed Flair the first time, so you know there's been time,
1441
01:17:03.720 --> 01:17:06.800
but damn like it might probably maybe write him out
1442
01:17:06.920 --> 01:17:08.680
maybe for just a little bit. He doesn't have to
1443
01:17:08.680 --> 01:17:09.800
do Right now.
1444
01:17:10.439 --> 01:17:13.119
Chris Masters is in the ring and he's looking for
1445
01:17:13.279 --> 01:17:20.560
Kevin Feederline's master lock. Lock him fucked, lock him up.
1446
01:17:22.600 --> 01:17:25.439
That's what it taken over the top is Chris Masters
1447
01:17:25.439 --> 01:17:28.960
has like a little catch phrase like that, Yeah up.
1448
01:17:29.560 --> 01:17:31.479
Damn, that would have been fucking hot.
1449
01:17:31.560 --> 01:17:37.039
Actually, Chris Masters comes into WWE today with the master
1450
01:17:37.159 --> 01:17:40.399
lock and a catch phrase, lock him up. You're beating
1451
01:17:40.880 --> 01:17:44.800
Cody Rhoades for the w W title at WrestleMania sixteen
1452
01:17:44.920 --> 01:17:47.479
or whatever the fuck when they're on now. Yeah, So
1453
01:17:47.680 --> 01:17:50.600
Masters locks in the master lock and Carlito is fading.
1454
01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:53.960
He's done. He's a fucking top guy. Moved this. Nobody
1455
01:17:54.039 --> 01:17:56.319
breaks out of us, Are you kidding me? So?
1456
01:17:56.479 --> 01:17:58.800
Rick Flair comes from behind and chot blocks him and
1457
01:17:58.920 --> 01:18:00.399
breaks up the master lock.
1458
01:18:00.680 --> 01:18:03.600
Had a fucking cheat to stop this fucking locomotive trade.
1459
01:18:04.239 --> 01:18:06.800
KD misses a splash in the corner and flare hot
1460
01:18:06.840 --> 01:18:09.960
tags in. He chops the shit out of KD.
1461
01:18:10.159 --> 01:18:13.800
Here, dude, he is laying them in on this fucking
1462
01:18:13.920 --> 01:18:16.560
dude over and over again. I mean, you know, we've
1463
01:18:16.600 --> 01:18:19.600
watched a lot of Flair. Uh, this might be up
1464
01:18:19.600 --> 01:18:21.840
there with how many times I've seen him chop somebody
1465
01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:22.279
this hard.
1466
01:18:23.239 --> 01:18:25.800
He's trying to test him. You know, see if he's
1467
01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:27.359
really the future of this biz or not.
1468
01:18:27.560 --> 01:18:27.960
He's not.
1469
01:18:29.239 --> 01:18:31.960
Huh, he's not the future of this business.
1470
01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:32.760
Shocking glee.
1471
01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:34.800
Yeah, the future of the business. On the apron, that's
1472
01:18:34.880 --> 01:18:39.840
Chris Masters over there, that's the Master Lock. Chris Master Lock,
1473
01:18:41.039 --> 01:18:41.760
lock him up.
1474
01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:45.960
Dude, you're right, it would be overwhele, it.
1475
01:18:45.960 --> 01:18:48.319
Would be over. Like there'd be signs all over the
1476
01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:50.520
arena with the lock lock them up.
1477
01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:52.920
There's still time, like it doesn't like someone else could
1478
01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:53.359
just take this.
1479
01:18:54.119 --> 01:18:55.880
Isn't he in the NWA or something.
1480
01:18:56.439 --> 01:18:58.680
He's sexy? Jesus, Now we're over that.
1481
01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:01.520
No, come on, Chris, just bring back the Master lot
1482
01:19:01.760 --> 01:19:03.800
and when you go to do it, they lock them up.
1483
01:19:04.399 --> 01:19:06.920
And then when you do the pros, you have to say,
1484
01:19:06.920 --> 01:19:08.560
I'm gonna put them in the Master Lock Challenge. You
1485
01:19:08.600 --> 01:19:10.720
have to look out of the crowd and we're gonna
1486
01:19:11.279 --> 01:19:12.359
lock them up.
1487
01:19:15.800 --> 01:19:18.119
Oh yeah, that last part definitely should be in there
1488
01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:18.600
for sure.
1489
01:19:19.079 --> 01:19:21.439
Yeah. So Flaire chops him down. He gives them a
1490
01:19:21.479 --> 01:19:24.159
mean chop off an Irish whip here. Flair is great.
1491
01:19:24.920 --> 01:19:27.640
He was great pretty much throughout the entirety of the
1492
01:19:27.680 --> 01:19:31.439
stuff we watch from his later WW run from when
1493
01:19:31.560 --> 01:19:36.359
WCW died to his retirement, first retirement, second or third
1494
01:19:36.399 --> 01:19:38.079
out on against Sean Michaels.
1495
01:19:39.239 --> 01:19:41.720
Really up to the Flair fol leave TNA match.
1496
01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:45.079
Which was fantastic to Yea, Claire's just a great wrestler.
1497
01:19:46.600 --> 01:19:49.560
Flair goes to the figure four here, but Masters lines them,
1498
01:19:49.800 --> 01:19:53.279
then Carlito lines him, and now Chris Masters and Carlito
1499
01:19:53.359 --> 01:19:56.680
fight out of the arena. This leaves spot in the
1500
01:19:56.800 --> 01:19:59.760
ring here for Katie to go for the figure four.
1501
01:20:00.359 --> 01:20:03.560
Well, you know he's gonna fucking take that move. You know,
1502
01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:05.720
he's the next guy up, he's the new nature Boy,
1503
01:20:05.760 --> 01:20:08.239
so he's gonna do the figure four, but Flair boots
1504
01:20:08.239 --> 01:20:09.319
his ass into the buckle.
1505
01:20:09.880 --> 01:20:12.800
Flair pushed him off and said that's for the miss.
1506
01:20:14.640 --> 01:20:15.159
Not yet.
1507
01:20:15.800 --> 01:20:20.760
There's only white guy that's taking my move. My guy
1508
01:20:21.039 --> 01:20:29.600
on SmackDown, Missilian. You save a bitch, You do the balls,
1509
01:20:29.880 --> 01:20:30.800
and you do a move.
1510
01:20:31.560 --> 01:20:34.720
So Rick Flair goes to grab Kenny Dykstrap, but Kenny
1511
01:20:34.800 --> 01:20:37.600
Dykstra double legs him and uses his feet on the
1512
01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:39.760
ropes and he pins Rick Flair.
1513
01:20:39.880 --> 01:20:42.239
Well high stack pin. Haven't seen that tonight yet.
1514
01:20:42.720 --> 01:20:44.600
And Rick Flair gets a mic and says, you son
1515
01:20:44.640 --> 01:20:46.399
of a bitch, piece of shit.
1516
01:20:46.600 --> 01:20:49.000
Fuck you, fucking bastard, bitch.
1517
01:20:49.920 --> 01:20:52.199
You want my respect, you want respect of these people.
1518
01:20:52.199 --> 01:20:54.079
You get your ass back in this fucking ring.
1519
01:20:54.560 --> 01:20:57.920
You got here and keep this going. Flair wanted Kenny
1520
01:20:58.000 --> 01:20:59.880
Duckter to come back out and what restart the match?
1521
01:21:02.720 --> 01:21:04.840
Coach is the fucking boss here or Vince. There's a
1522
01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:06.479
lot of bosses on this show. I'm not too sure
1523
01:21:06.479 --> 01:21:07.359
who's a charge.
1524
01:21:08.119 --> 01:21:12.359
Well, it doesn't matter because Randy Orton and Edge show up.
1525
01:21:13.319 --> 01:21:18.000
Randy ortonhead show up Orton or they jump the rail. Uh.
1526
01:21:18.159 --> 01:21:20.319
Flair is distracted by Edge, Orton is behind him, and
1527
01:21:20.359 --> 01:21:24.039
Orton RKO's Flair and then Orton Edge take their time,
1528
01:21:24.159 --> 01:21:26.359
and I was like, Okay, we're gonna milk this because
1529
01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:28.520
d X is gonna come make the big pop save
1530
01:21:28.600 --> 01:21:30.560
here and everyone's gonna be happy and we're gonna do
1531
01:21:30.600 --> 01:21:32.920
a little face off for the pay per view. So
1532
01:21:33.039 --> 01:21:35.359
Edge and Orton take their time. They go over, they
1533
01:21:35.359 --> 01:21:39.159
throw the timekeeper down, they dap up, they get some chairs.
1534
01:21:39.960 --> 01:21:43.600
They take forever to get into the ring. Orton puts
1535
01:21:43.600 --> 01:21:46.119
Flair face first down on the chair and Edge is
1536
01:21:46.159 --> 01:21:48.039
ready to con scare to him. I'm like, all right,
1537
01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:52.079
here comes dx's music. They're gonna hit the ring, all right.
1538
01:21:52.920 --> 01:21:55.760
So I'm watching and Edge is pulling that chair back.
1539
01:21:56.279 --> 01:21:58.600
It's going back, and I'm like, all right, any minute now,
1540
01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:03.600
and then concertos Rick Flair, what the fuck is going on?
1541
01:22:04.800 --> 01:22:06.920
Yeah? What shure really happened here? Is?
1542
01:22:07.039 --> 01:22:07.920
Uh? You know?
1543
01:22:08.039 --> 01:22:10.359
Actually you know, I guess what happens at the pay
1544
01:22:10.359 --> 01:22:10.720
per view?
1545
01:22:11.960 --> 01:22:16.159
Uh Orton and Edge win and by no contest though
1546
01:22:16.199 --> 01:22:18.079
because Triple ahge gets hurt.
1547
01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:20.079
Oh oh he gets like shoot her in the match.
1548
01:22:20.279 --> 01:22:21.920
Yeah he tears his quad.
1549
01:22:23.119 --> 01:22:26.920
Fuck yeah, maybe maybe Triple Ah is hurt. Maybe he's
1550
01:22:26.960 --> 01:22:28.760
already hurt going into this and he knows.
1551
01:22:28.600 --> 01:22:32.039
There's there's a shot. Yeah, there's a shot. I don't know. Yeah,
1552
01:22:32.039 --> 01:22:34.079
I'm not sure if the match like ends like because
1553
01:22:34.119 --> 01:22:37.680
he gets hurt or like what exactly happens here, But yeah,
1554
01:22:37.720 --> 01:22:39.760
he's a no contest on the match. That's all Triple
1555
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.359
Ah stuffer a legitimate torn right quadrucep muscle. And then
1556
01:22:43.479 --> 01:22:46.520
yeah they fucking going to just do stuff with Sean.
1557
01:22:47.319 --> 01:22:49.720
Yeah. I mean my first thought here was like Edge
1558
01:22:49.800 --> 01:22:52.319
lifts the chair up, the music hits, right, we get
1559
01:22:52.359 --> 01:22:54.800
some deal, even if they're gonna chicken shit, they just
1560
01:22:54.880 --> 01:22:57.439
run out of the arena, whatever the case is, and
1561
01:22:57.520 --> 01:22:59.359
you just get that stare down or something where they're
1562
01:22:59.399 --> 01:23:01.319
in the crowd and then like they're looking at Triple
1563
01:23:01.439 --> 01:23:04.920
H and HBK. But yeah, they already kind of did
1564
01:23:04.960 --> 01:23:08.039
the Rick Flair thing, so it's like kind of revisiting
1565
01:23:08.079 --> 01:23:11.399
the Rick Flair thing and doing the concerto again. I'm
1566
01:23:11.439 --> 01:23:14.279
gonna guess that if Triple H didn't tear his squad
1567
01:23:15.159 --> 01:23:18.000
in the pay per view match. I haven't watched the
1568
01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:21.279
Bayview match, so I don't know what exactly happens, but
1569
01:23:21.319 --> 01:23:23.520
I would assume Rick Flair would have something to do
1570
01:23:23.600 --> 01:23:26.640
with that match at some juncture. I mean, unless they're
1571
01:23:26.680 --> 01:23:28.640
doing a thing where he's hurt again and like he
1572
01:23:28.720 --> 01:23:31.840
got laid out, so like he you know, can't be
1573
01:23:31.880 --> 01:23:36.039
a part of it, but like after getting destroyed multiple times,
1574
01:23:36.560 --> 01:23:39.199
like Rick Flair should have some say into what happens
1575
01:23:39.199 --> 01:23:43.199
in this match. But yeah, just weird. It just felt weird.
1576
01:23:43.680 --> 01:23:47.680
It did feel weird. It just I don't know it again,
1577
01:23:47.880 --> 01:23:52.079
you know, hindsight's twenty twenty, right, but just seems odd.
1578
01:23:53.279 --> 01:23:55.279
Flair also does still just wrestle at the at the
1579
01:23:55.279 --> 01:23:58.239
pay per view too, so like concerto doesn't really mean dig.
1580
01:23:58.840 --> 01:24:01.720
Yeah, you're right, yeah, I mean they ran through a
1581
01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:02.680
bunch of them in a row.
1582
01:24:03.439 --> 01:24:05.800
Kenny Detro just beats Flair and Flair doesn't do anything
1583
01:24:05.800 --> 01:24:07.279
with rated RKO after this either.
1584
01:24:09.079 --> 01:24:15.920
Yeah, weird deal. I don't know what. So we get
1585
01:24:15.960 --> 01:24:19.560
the New Year's Revolution card breakdown here, we have d
1586
01:24:19.800 --> 01:24:23.239
X versus raid ar Ko for the tag titles. We
1587
01:24:23.319 --> 01:24:25.880
have Jeff Hardy versus Johnny Nitro for the icy title
1588
01:24:25.880 --> 01:24:26.920
in a steel cage.
1589
01:24:27.199 --> 01:24:29.199
I wonder how that was. That sounds good.
1590
01:24:29.640 --> 01:24:31.439
Yeah, the steel cage kind of threw me off a
1591
01:24:31.439 --> 01:24:36.359
little bit because like, why, Yeah, I was watching this
1592
01:24:36.439 --> 01:24:39.359
show in particular, and it didn't seem like Jeff Hardy
1593
01:24:39.399 --> 01:24:40.920
and Johnny Nitro had much heat.
1594
01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:44.199
No. I'm assuming maybe there's a piece of that that
1595
01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:46.560
we missed, that something happened and there was a need
1596
01:24:46.600 --> 01:24:49.479
for a cage, or they just saw Jeff Hardy and
1597
01:24:49.560 --> 01:24:51.079
Nitro and said we need a gimmick on the show.
1598
01:24:51.119 --> 01:24:52.880
I put these guys in cage on and flip.
1599
01:24:52.720 --> 01:24:58.479
Off of it. I mean probably was sweet. I mean
1600
01:24:58.479 --> 01:25:02.520
it probably is doub We have Carlito versus Chris Masters.
1601
01:25:03.720 --> 01:25:06.600
We have Mickey James versus Victoria for the women's title.
1602
01:25:07.239 --> 01:25:09.279
We have Rick Flair versus Kenney Dyke Shtra, and we
1603
01:25:09.319 --> 01:25:12.840
have John Cena versus Umaga for the WBE title. John
1604
01:25:12.880 --> 01:25:15.079
Cena and Numaga sounds dope, you know what I mean.
1605
01:25:15.159 --> 01:25:17.119
We've watched a few of their matches. They have a
1606
01:25:17.399 --> 01:25:18.239
great chemistry.
1607
01:25:18.680 --> 01:25:20.319
Yeah, because I think they run this for a little
1608
01:25:20.359 --> 01:25:22.399
bit still here at least an they definitely still run
1609
01:25:22.399 --> 01:25:24.840
this still the rumble and I don't remember if the rumbles,
1610
01:25:24.880 --> 01:25:27.520
the last man's standing or or what have you. But yeah, no,
1611
01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:29.960
I always enjoyed Sena and Oumaga together. It was physical
1612
01:25:30.119 --> 01:25:32.840
and usually some blood, so I was a fan of that.
1613
01:25:33.479 --> 01:25:38.119
So the tag team, the four man tag team of Umaga,
1614
01:25:38.319 --> 01:25:42.640
Armando Estrada, Johnny Nitro, and Jonathan Coachman are walking to
1615
01:25:42.680 --> 01:25:43.840
the ring together like.
1616
01:25:44.239 --> 01:25:49.199
This is just nutsmid yeah, like fucking getting themselves fired
1617
01:25:49.279 --> 01:25:52.119
up for this main event match. The boys are are
1618
01:25:52.159 --> 01:25:54.119
coming through. Coach has a Sena shirt on with an
1619
01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:57.119
X on it. Uh hell yeah, man, I'm trying to
1620
01:25:57.159 --> 01:25:59.479
get some I'm staying tuned in for.
1621
01:25:59.439 --> 01:26:10.479
This Kevin fetterline town Hall comes up next. Yep, Kevin
1622
01:26:10.520 --> 01:26:13.159
fair Line comes out here. He's got the shirt on backwards.
1623
01:26:13.399 --> 01:26:15.079
Oh my god, I was gonna say, is his shirt
1624
01:26:15.119 --> 01:26:15.800
inside out?
1625
01:26:16.319 --> 01:26:17.720
Yeah it is.
1626
01:26:18.199 --> 01:26:19.960
He must have been wearing some kind of brand shirt
1627
01:26:20.000 --> 01:26:22.600
and they said he can't do that. Yeah, so turn
1628
01:26:22.680 --> 01:26:24.840
that ship inside out. And he says, I'm gonna I'm
1629
01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:26.479
gonna take a seat over here on the side of
1630
01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:29.319
the stage, which is commentary side, and watch SNA get
1631
01:26:29.319 --> 01:26:31.399
his ass beat again, and Seena, I can see you,
1632
01:26:32.000 --> 01:26:36.000
but you can't see me. That's crazy to shay there, Kevin,
1633
01:26:36.640 --> 01:26:37.319
that's crazy.
1634
01:26:37.359 --> 01:26:40.159
Hey, fuck you, man, you can't say that. That's John
1635
01:26:40.159 --> 01:26:41.000
Cena's whole thing.
1636
01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:43.319
Oh yeah, well I just took Chris Master. Shit, I'm
1637
01:26:43.319 --> 01:26:45.600
taking seen this ship. I'm gonna take your spot next.
1638
01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:55.159
The world is watching me, watching me, dude, I'm the
1639
01:26:55.239 --> 01:26:57.880
coach with these song man something else.
1640
01:26:57.960 --> 01:26:58.279
Man.
1641
01:26:58.479 --> 01:27:02.640
I love this funk, dude, I love this watch this
1642
01:27:02.840 --> 01:27:06.239
was my universe motion. He's made a WrestleMania theme.
1643
01:27:07.439 --> 01:27:11.520
I mean it's a fucking good theme song. It dat
1644
01:27:12.159 --> 01:27:15.039
for some reason. I always that freako.
1645
01:27:15.239 --> 01:27:16.399
Yeah, dude, it's awesome.
1646
01:27:16.479 --> 01:27:17.760
Yeah, that's funny as shit.
1647
01:27:18.560 --> 01:27:22.159
I I love it. And yeah, Coach comes out. Johnny
1648
01:27:22.239 --> 01:27:24.520
Nitro comes out, and Kate Fedn says, that's my boy.
1649
01:27:24.600 --> 01:27:26.359
He didn't say that about Coach though, He's all he
1650
01:27:26.359 --> 01:27:27.279
funks of Johnny Nitro.
1651
01:27:27.880 --> 01:27:29.560
You must not heard the theme song very well.
1652
01:27:32.399 --> 01:27:34.479
Uh, And of course Armando and Omaga come out, and
1653
01:27:34.479 --> 01:27:37.000
then Sena his music is playing and everyone, you know,
1654
01:27:37.039 --> 01:27:39.399
trying to be quiet hear the pop and Kevin Federlin
1655
01:27:39.439 --> 01:27:41.840
does not understand that part, so he's just talking overseen
1656
01:27:41.880 --> 01:27:43.880
his entrance, he says, already whooped his answer earlier.
1657
01:27:47.640 --> 01:27:50.079
Yeah, So John Cena and Umaga start hot in the
1658
01:27:50.159 --> 01:27:54.000
ring here, firing off. Yeah. I mean, like I was
1659
01:27:54.039 --> 01:27:56.680
happy that we got John Cena Umaga together at least
1660
01:27:56.680 --> 01:27:58.760
for a second on this raw. I mean even just
1661
01:27:58.800 --> 01:28:01.520
from the little bit here they touched just a little
1662
01:28:01.520 --> 01:28:03.600
bit in this match before the pay per view. I mean,
1663
01:28:03.640 --> 01:28:05.920
it's just electric, man. They just come together and they
1664
01:28:05.960 --> 01:28:06.720
just have something.
1665
01:28:07.279 --> 01:28:12.079
Yeah, right, it entirely works. Yeah. Like Umaga again, I mean,
1666
01:28:12.119 --> 01:28:15.520
he's I gotta you know, well, you know, we'll obviously
1667
01:28:15.560 --> 01:28:17.279
there's more matches talk about here, but Omaga is a
1668
01:28:17.319 --> 01:28:19.359
guy that I'm really surprised they didn't give like a
1669
01:28:19.439 --> 01:28:21.000
SmackDown World title run too.
1670
01:28:21.640 --> 01:28:24.119
I mean, like I'd have to really think about it
1671
01:28:24.159 --> 01:28:27.680
and really like put pen to paper on some stuff.
1672
01:28:27.720 --> 01:28:30.560
But like, outside of see Him Punk, I think Umaga
1673
01:28:30.640 --> 01:28:33.039
might be John Cena's best opponent he ever had.
1674
01:28:33.520 --> 01:28:37.199
Dude, they always had money, right, Like he's got to
1675
01:28:37.199 --> 01:28:38.439
be in a discussion at least.
1676
01:28:38.800 --> 01:28:41.239
Yeah, I definitely think he's up there. Like I love
1677
01:28:41.319 --> 01:28:43.640
the punk matches that Sina had, Like that was just
1678
01:28:43.680 --> 01:28:46.119
a very special time. But I'd probably also put the
1679
01:28:46.199 --> 01:28:48.560
Umaga matches right up there with those matches.
1680
01:28:48.760 --> 01:28:50.720
Especially in terms of how many matches they probably had
1681
01:28:50.760 --> 01:28:52.880
against each other. Like I don't know, you know, because
1682
01:28:52.920 --> 01:28:54.680
I imagine a lot of people say Edge right Edge
1683
01:28:54.680 --> 01:28:57.560
and Sina, but they had a lot of fucking matches
1684
01:28:57.600 --> 01:29:00.279
and I enjoyed them. But like in terms of how
1685
01:29:00.319 --> 01:29:02.199
short of a you know, how short of a time
1686
01:29:02.239 --> 01:29:05.600
they were married to each other, Yeah, they fucking always delivered.
1687
01:29:06.079 --> 01:29:09.319
Sena shit cans Umaga and then Johnny Nitro comes in,
1688
01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:12.079
he gets hit with some lines and a Fisherman's soup plex.
1689
01:29:12.600 --> 01:29:14.960
Uh Umaga gets back in, he hits a samo and
1690
01:29:15.039 --> 01:29:18.880
drop on John Cena. Uh Umaga tries to drop his
1691
01:29:18.920 --> 01:29:20.760
ass on Sena in the corner, but he gets his
1692
01:29:20.840 --> 01:29:21.359
knees up.
1693
01:29:21.840 --> 01:29:24.640
Dude. Armando was telling him get up there, and Umaga
1694
01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:26.720
wasn't really you know, into the idea, but he said,
1695
01:29:26.760 --> 01:29:28.560
oh listen. He jumps off the second and scene. He
1696
01:29:28.560 --> 01:29:30.520
gets knees up and right to the balls.
1697
01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:34.840
Sina then shit cans every single person on the other
1698
01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:38.520
team off the apron and punches the shit out of coachman,
1699
01:29:39.279 --> 01:29:40.319
just decks of dude.
1700
01:29:40.399 --> 01:29:42.920
By the way, earlier when night Nitro had like got
1701
01:29:43.000 --> 01:29:44.199
on top of scene and he was sitting with some
1702
01:29:44.199 --> 01:29:47.159
forearms and they were making some noise and then Sena,
1703
01:29:47.399 --> 01:29:49.199
I don't know if it was a lower receiver, maybe
1704
01:29:49.199 --> 01:29:50.680
I was looking into him, but Seena gets up and
1705
01:29:50.680 --> 01:29:53.840
clotheslines him right in his fucking face. It was it
1706
01:29:53.880 --> 01:29:55.800
was right before the fisherman sup flex I was like, oh,
1707
01:29:55.840 --> 01:29:58.159
hell yeah, Seenah's got some juice in them.
1708
01:29:58.520 --> 01:30:00.279
The main event, kid, you gotta learn how to work it.
1709
01:30:00.319 --> 01:30:03.279
One day in Jing your name.
1710
01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:07.520
So Sina locks in the STFU on Umaga, but Armando
1711
01:30:07.560 --> 01:30:10.640
Astrona comes in with the chair. Uh. Sina kicks them,
1712
01:30:10.680 --> 01:30:14.199
grabs the chair and then proceeds to hit two unprotected
1713
01:30:14.239 --> 01:30:16.439
shots right to Umaga's head.
1714
01:30:17.079 --> 01:30:20.319
Umaga doesn't even like think about putting his hands up.
1715
01:30:20.399 --> 01:30:25.000
He takes these right on his skull. The chair bends crazy. Sina,
1716
01:30:25.119 --> 01:30:27.479
by the way, loses by just qualification.
1717
01:30:27.359 --> 01:30:30.520
Dude, I mean, like that is so good, like him
1718
01:30:30.560 --> 01:30:33.079
taking the shots to the head, the first one not
1719
01:30:33.199 --> 01:30:35.359
knocking them down, the second one only getting them out
1720
01:30:35.359 --> 01:30:35.760
of the ring.
1721
01:30:36.159 --> 01:30:39.560
Yes, it reminded me when the Hearties did that to Brock,
1722
01:30:39.720 --> 01:30:42.319
and Brock was taking them. They were full fucking shots
1723
01:30:42.359 --> 01:30:44.039
and then he just went to the flo reminded me
1724
01:30:44.039 --> 01:30:47.119
of that too, dude. Those were gnarly and this was
1725
01:30:47.439 --> 01:30:49.439
I mean, Sina gave it to him here they I
1726
01:30:49.439 --> 01:30:50.840
mean they were putting him over a huge here. He
1727
01:30:50.840 --> 01:30:52.960
had him in the STFU and they were like, oh,
1728
01:30:53.039 --> 01:30:55.239
Umaga's never tapped out, he's never been beat which I
1729
01:30:55.239 --> 01:30:57.920
didn't realize that Umaga was undefeated here. I was like, oh,
1730
01:30:57.960 --> 01:31:00.760
this is this is fucking great. I wished there was
1731
01:31:00.800 --> 01:31:03.319
a lot more of this on the show than really
1732
01:31:03.359 --> 01:31:05.239
everything else that I got.
1733
01:31:05.520 --> 01:31:08.119
Yeah, I love the way they put that, like he's undefeated,
1734
01:31:08.279 --> 01:31:11.279
and uh, you know, being undefeated makes him the rightful
1735
01:31:11.359 --> 01:31:14.239
number one contender for the w W w E title.
1736
01:31:14.359 --> 01:31:21.359
It's WWF WWE title. Yeah, No, that's dope, dude, Yeah,
1737
01:31:21.399 --> 01:31:25.560
good ship. Here Sena hits the fu on Nitro and
1738
01:31:26.159 --> 01:31:28.960
that leaves Sena and Jonathan Coachman.
1739
01:31:28.640 --> 01:31:36.560
In the oh shit, and then Sina hits him with
1740
01:31:36.560 --> 01:31:36.880
the fu.
1741
01:31:37.640 --> 01:31:40.560
Yeah, so Sina hits the fu on Coachman. Sina then
1742
01:31:40.680 --> 01:31:43.239
runs out and grabs Kevin federline and throws his ass
1743
01:31:43.239 --> 01:31:45.640
in the ring too. It's time to get my heat back.
1744
01:31:45.960 --> 01:31:49.079
Immediately, like he isn't even finished doing the F you
1745
01:31:49.159 --> 01:31:51.560
to coach and he's already sprinting out of the ring
1746
01:31:51.600 --> 01:31:54.319
to go snatch Kevin Feder line up from commentary, and
1747
01:31:54.359 --> 01:31:56.439
he throws him back into the ring, picks him up
1748
01:31:56.479 --> 01:31:58.359
with the greatest of ease, and hits him with an
1749
01:31:58.399 --> 01:31:59.079
fu as well.
1750
01:31:59.439 --> 01:32:02.760
The crowd is going nuts. Man and Sina stands tall
1751
01:32:02.880 --> 01:32:06.199
as Umaga and Armando Estrada watch from the ramp.
1752
01:32:06.840 --> 01:32:09.760
They do this end thing here where Sina is doing
1753
01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:12.279
different poses with the belt and staring at Omaga and
1754
01:32:12.319 --> 01:32:14.399
Omaga is staring back at him. They do this for
1755
01:32:14.600 --> 01:32:18.359
five whole minutes here they started. Then they show a
1756
01:32:18.359 --> 01:32:20.479
replay of what happened at the end and then there's
1757
01:32:20.560 --> 01:32:22.680
two minutes at the end of the show where Sina
1758
01:32:22.720 --> 01:32:24.680
and Omaga just have to keep taunting at each other
1759
01:32:24.760 --> 01:32:26.359
until the show goes off the air.
1760
01:32:26.840 --> 01:32:28.000
Twing to get some b roll.
1761
01:32:28.520 --> 01:32:30.439
It reminded me, do you remember that time that they
1762
01:32:30.479 --> 01:32:33.199
had Bischoff like fuck up Sena or something or he
1763
01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:35.520
did something and he was holding a debute title and
1764
01:32:35.560 --> 01:32:39.000
it went forever like it wasn't it was close to that.
1765
01:32:39.560 --> 01:32:41.680
It was close to that, but yeah, I was like, fuck,
1766
01:32:42.279 --> 01:32:47.039
just take it off the Boddy air. Yeah, So that
1767
01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:52.840
was that was it. Fucking This was two thousand and seven. Huh.
1768
01:32:53.039 --> 01:32:55.479
Tough year, man, tough year for the WWE. I mean
1769
01:32:55.560 --> 01:32:57.960
they had some high points here, like John Cena and
1770
01:32:58.079 --> 01:33:02.319
Umaga obviously of course was definitely I mean absolutely one
1771
01:33:02.359 --> 01:33:05.199
of them. But yeah, I mean there was just a
1772
01:33:05.199 --> 01:33:07.399
lot of like I think there was a lot of
1773
01:33:08.119 --> 01:33:12.920
lethargic booking is the easiest way to say it, Like
1774
01:33:13.039 --> 01:33:15.640
with just pretty much the whole show just we don't
1775
01:33:15.680 --> 01:33:18.960
really have to put our foot in it, so we're
1776
01:33:18.960 --> 01:33:20.239
not going to you.
1777
01:33:20.319 --> 01:33:26.600
Know, they're definitely struggling to find the next guys up to. Yeah,
1778
01:33:26.640 --> 01:33:29.680
so that's you know, kind of hurting how the flow
1779
01:33:29.680 --> 01:33:31.119
of the show goes, because it doesn't feel like they
1780
01:33:31.119 --> 01:33:33.159
really have faith in anybody other than the guys that
1781
01:33:33.199 --> 01:33:36.920
are already made. Yeah right, well that is it for
1782
01:33:37.119 --> 01:33:40.960
WWE Monday Night. We're all January first, two thousand and seven,
1783
01:33:42.279 --> 01:33:46.560
and now it's time for the main event.
1784
01:33:47.800 --> 01:33:55.479
Let's read some fucking names, all right, let's get into
1785
01:33:55.479 --> 01:33:59.560
the main event here the Patreon segment of names.
1786
01:33:59.800 --> 01:34:02.439
Oh yes, wow, you always throw a curveball at me
1787
01:34:02.479 --> 01:34:04.119
when we get into this one. I never know what
1788
01:34:04.199 --> 01:34:06.399
your crazy ass is gonna say.
1789
01:34:06.319 --> 01:34:09.439
Starting in the five dollars tier. Did you expect that?
1790
01:34:11.199 --> 01:34:12.880
Wow? It never ends?
1791
01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:15.680
Johnny Fears Charles E Cheese?
1792
01:34:16.000 --> 01:34:18.680
Yeah, yeah, great, Okay, this is already off to a
1793
01:34:18.680 --> 01:34:19.680
fucking fantastic start.
1794
01:34:19.760 --> 01:34:21.760
Thank you. Would you ever go back to a Chuck
1795
01:34:21.800 --> 01:34:22.199
E Cheese?
1796
01:34:22.199 --> 01:34:24.239
You think, dude, there's a Chuck E Cheese in the
1797
01:34:24.279 --> 01:34:27.119
mall near me, like they have like mall chucky cheeses now,
1798
01:34:27.159 --> 01:34:28.680
and I passed by it all the time, and I
1799
01:34:28.760 --> 01:34:29.479
give it a stare.
1800
01:34:29.720 --> 01:34:32.359
I mean, I remember the pizza being good when I
1801
01:34:32.399 --> 01:34:32.760
was young.
1802
01:34:32.960 --> 01:34:34.479
You remember a lot of things being good when you
1803
01:34:34.479 --> 01:34:35.720
were young, and then you grew up and realized you
1804
01:34:35.800 --> 01:34:36.199
were wrong.
1805
01:34:36.560 --> 01:34:38.119
I assume that's how a lot of people felt about
1806
01:34:38.119 --> 01:34:38.680
this two thousand and.
1807
01:34:38.640 --> 01:34:41.479
Seven or aw. They loved it. They thought it was
1808
01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:44.000
fucking good. Kenny Dyksher was a guy for sure, someone
1809
01:34:44.119 --> 01:34:45.119
was definitely on team KD.
1810
01:34:45.880 --> 01:34:50.800
Edward Guzman Hyabusa Tun you're in zero one getting no pop?
1811
01:34:51.600 --> 01:34:55.079
Oh, come on, no pop. He's in a tough spot. Man.
1812
01:34:55.159 --> 01:34:57.399
Like if they add Stone Cold number two come out
1813
01:34:57.439 --> 01:35:00.000
on Raw this week, I probably get a decent Popacks.
1814
01:35:00.119 --> 01:35:00.520
I don't know.
1815
01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:10.720
Sean w C, Michael s Bejon Kukiki, Nick Ballard, Malachi Tokovic, Craig,
1816
01:35:11.640 --> 01:35:17.880
Mike Chapel, Roon is a real dick, Doug cot john S,
1817
01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:25.239
Dark Graham Couch until Underscore Dusk, Do you smell You
1818
01:35:25.359 --> 01:35:31.560
Smell the rock? He is cooking candy.
1819
01:35:31.520 --> 01:35:35.600
Ass Oh, that's a sweet treat.
1820
01:35:36.359 --> 01:35:40.560
APA big show hitting the clothes line from will Ah.
1821
01:35:41.840 --> 01:35:44.720
That's kind of cool. That's like a fucking Radar ko deal.
1822
01:35:45.199 --> 01:35:50.800
Zan Ben Murkett Lude sound V two ten dollars, Tier
1823
01:35:51.399 --> 01:35:55.119
Antonio Salazar, Hoyce Gracie.
1824
01:35:54.800 --> 01:35:57.359
No, fuck you, Gracie.
1825
01:35:58.239 --> 01:36:02.399
Fuck the Blue Jays, fuck the Red Sox, fuck the Dodgers.
1826
01:36:02.920 --> 01:36:08.439
Braves are Okay, let's go Yankees and you can yank
1827
01:36:08.600 --> 01:36:10.439
on these nuts.
1828
01:36:10.840 --> 01:36:13.760
Yeah, we're not really a baseball podcast here, so I
1829
01:36:13.760 --> 01:36:15.960
don't really understand the reference.
1830
01:36:16.359 --> 01:36:19.960
Really, the Braves are okay, so okay, in fact, that
1831
01:36:20.000 --> 01:36:22.000
they are one of the top five teams in the
1832
01:36:22.159 --> 01:36:24.720
entire league.
1833
01:36:24.479 --> 01:36:28.319
I just, I mean, unbelievable, guys. Yeah, I just don't
1834
01:36:28.359 --> 01:36:29.800
really understand what we're talking now.
1835
01:36:29.920 --> 01:36:33.880
Last season, when the Braves were losing and losing, and
1836
01:36:33.960 --> 01:36:36.159
when just when you thought that the losing couldn't get worse,
1837
01:36:36.199 --> 01:36:38.840
they lost again, I came on this pod and I
1838
01:36:38.960 --> 01:36:43.840
still talked about baseball every single week. So now it's
1839
01:36:43.920 --> 01:36:47.439
time for you to knuckle up and take your shitty
1840
01:36:47.520 --> 01:36:49.800
fucking team and watch your season.
1841
01:36:50.640 --> 01:36:53.920
They are, they have been thus far, a shitty fucking team.
1842
01:36:53.960 --> 01:36:55.880
In fact, they are one of the shittiest teams. The
1843
01:36:55.920 --> 01:36:58.039
only reason that they're not the shittiest team is because
1844
01:36:58.039 --> 01:36:58.680
the Mets exist.
1845
01:36:59.680 --> 01:37:02.279
I mean, that is fucking funny.
1846
01:37:02.039 --> 01:37:03.960
And what a horrible, horrible team. I mean, the Red
1847
01:37:04.000 --> 01:37:05.800
Sox are doing better than the Mets like this is
1848
01:37:06.359 --> 01:37:07.960
I mean, we're really bottom of the barrel. I don't
1849
01:37:07.960 --> 01:37:09.640
know what's going on. I don't know what's going on
1850
01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:13.600
our pitching. When the hitten is hitting, the pitching is not.
1851
01:37:13.760 --> 01:37:15.800
And when the pitches are great, the hitting's not. We
1852
01:37:15.840 --> 01:37:19.239
can't really find the mojo here. Everyone just needs to
1853
01:37:19.279 --> 01:37:22.359
fucking figure it out. All Star break is soon, so
1854
01:37:22.439 --> 01:37:25.319
I'm hoping maybe we get some raw raw after that,
1855
01:37:26.239 --> 01:37:28.479
you know the boys takes. Yeah, you know, we're coming
1856
01:37:28.479 --> 01:37:30.319
off there on the All Star break.
1857
01:37:31.319 --> 01:37:34.279
We got like fifty more days, so they all start, Oh.
1858
01:37:34.279 --> 01:37:36.239
We got you know, it's right around the corner of
1859
01:37:36.239 --> 01:37:38.800
the All Star break. And then August is when it
1860
01:37:38.960 --> 01:37:41.600
really all matters, and and and our record by August
1861
01:37:41.960 --> 01:37:43.560
will surely be over five hundred.
1862
01:37:44.920 --> 01:37:46.880
Bro thought he was gonna win the NL East this
1863
01:37:47.000 --> 01:37:48.640
year with auto kemp and left field.
1864
01:37:50.840 --> 01:37:53.279
I don't camp got sent just he just got sent
1865
01:37:53.399 --> 01:37:56.479
back to Triple A. We got fucking Felix on our team.
1866
01:37:56.520 --> 01:37:58.479
Now, Oh raise Felix.
1867
01:37:59.039 --> 01:38:00.960
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just got called up
1868
01:38:00.960 --> 01:38:02.279
and he hit a home run in his first game,
1869
01:38:02.359 --> 01:38:04.000
and then he did yeah.
1870
01:38:04.199 --> 01:38:05.920
Well that's true.
1871
01:38:06.960 --> 01:38:10.039
Okay, listen, It's just it's a hard start. Okay. It's
1872
01:38:10.079 --> 01:38:12.199
like the underdog story that everyone's been looking for. The
1873
01:38:12.199 --> 01:38:14.920
Philadelphia Phillies are the underdog team of the Nation.
1874
01:38:15.880 --> 01:38:18.039
Yeah, what sucks really with your lineup is if you
1875
01:38:18.079 --> 01:38:20.680
don't hit within the three first if you don't hit
1876
01:38:20.760 --> 01:38:22.479
in the first like three batters, your fuck.
1877
01:38:23.239 --> 01:38:25.840
Yeah, well we leave it. You know, Trade Turner has
1878
01:38:25.960 --> 01:38:29.199
his moments. Kyle will hit something and he's not running,
1879
01:38:29.560 --> 01:38:30.600
so like hopefully he you.
1880
01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:33.359
Know, your first three batters on your lineup costs more
1881
01:38:33.439 --> 01:38:36.880
than my entire team. Just say.
1882
01:38:36.920 --> 01:38:40.720
You know, Bryce Harper is always swinging at the first
1883
01:38:40.800 --> 01:38:43.159
and second pitch, so that's two outspie default, and then
1884
01:38:43.159 --> 01:38:45.279
you gotta hope for the best on the third and.
1885
01:38:45.520 --> 01:38:49.479
Then he's got he's got exit velocity boost when he's
1886
01:38:49.560 --> 01:38:50.039
down two.
1887
01:38:50.000 --> 01:38:57.600
Pitches, sadly never taking advantage of it, you know, but
1888
01:38:57.800 --> 01:39:00.079
you know we will, uh, and we don't have to
1889
01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:02.000
talk about our series. I mean that was a warm
1890
01:39:02.119 --> 01:39:09.399
up series absolutely, oh just and like practice series. The
1891
01:39:09.439 --> 01:39:11.479
real series is gonna you know, we'll talk about that
1892
01:39:11.560 --> 01:39:13.199
next week, which the Phillies will.
1893
01:39:13.039 --> 01:39:17.720
Win, dude, I mean we swept the Phillies like it
1894
01:39:17.880 --> 01:39:22.319
was nothing, like just took a game from us.
1895
01:39:22.720 --> 01:39:24.800
We were at your home, we.
1896
01:39:24.880 --> 01:39:27.279
Were at Citizen Bank Park at your house.
1897
01:39:27.479 --> 01:39:29.920
We lose, dude, this season we lose the most at
1898
01:39:29.960 --> 01:39:32.600
our house. We actually do better away, which is why
1899
01:39:33.239 --> 01:39:34.399
we're gonna win the next series.
1900
01:39:34.560 --> 01:39:37.439
You faced the N East leaders and you put Auto
1901
01:39:37.600 --> 01:39:39.880
Kemp in the left field. You are nuts.
1902
01:39:42.800 --> 01:39:44.560
I don't make the decisions. I just watched the games.
1903
01:39:46.520 --> 01:39:53.800
M Luna, Phil Waller in General, Miguel Ortiz, Philip Griffith,
1904
01:39:54.399 --> 01:40:00.399
Griffin Green, give me a pork roll, egg and case
1905
01:40:01.600 --> 01:40:04.359
on a Kaiser, Richard bun.
1906
01:40:06.319 --> 01:40:08.079
Me and Gen's gonna sue you for whatever the fuck
1907
01:40:08.119 --> 01:40:08.720
that just was.
1908
01:40:09.520 --> 01:40:13.560
Jacob Foster, Scott Kramer, look at my man buff bagwell
1909
01:40:13.600 --> 01:40:14.239
with the lips.
1910
01:40:15.239 --> 01:40:17.439
That's what Vince was trying to get at on this episode.
1911
01:40:18.000 --> 01:40:23.840
Michael s the Silent Night Swampman, Sam Inks Monster for
1912
01:40:24.079 --> 01:40:33.920
twenty McKenna Middlebrook, No yay, Eric Sheldon WCW Crush Hour
1913
01:40:34.039 --> 01:40:37.319
with Mike Awesome's seventies bus and his special move is
1914
01:40:37.399 --> 01:40:40.119
launching the natural Born Thrillers like a catapult at the
1915
01:40:41.520 --> 01:40:48.359
at the w at the Wad, Jackson Zuber, Cody Diego,
1916
01:40:48.520 --> 01:40:51.960
Molina All Dick Al Wilson.
1917
01:40:52.600 --> 01:40:53.640
I mean he got Don Marie.
1918
01:40:53.680 --> 01:40:58.159
Good for him, Oscar Timbalay giving mel Yamasha the god
1919
01:40:58.279 --> 01:41:01.840
run in pro wrestling sim give her all the fucking belts.
1920
01:41:02.760 --> 01:41:07.079
Did you know? Do you realize? Do you realize something?
1921
01:41:07.920 --> 01:41:11.760
The Rock has a new chip Dip. It's called Dip
1922
01:41:12.279 --> 01:41:18.560
Doug Watt Johnson, Wow, that'd be awesome. Colton forty five,
1923
01:41:19.600 --> 01:41:28.239
Nike Alonzo, the ogre iiO of jacking off, Doctor Mantis,
1924
01:41:28.399 --> 01:41:36.600
Toboggan m D. Yeah, you're a real doctor. He's a
1925
01:41:36.680 --> 01:41:42.520
real Toboggan, totally the real Poodie Pie Tyler James tied
1926
01:41:42.600 --> 01:41:46.239
to the soft five Shotgun chair Rick to blow his
1927
01:41:46.359 --> 01:41:51.199
shit smooth off. If you can't sit through stupor starring
1928
01:41:51.399 --> 01:41:58.960
Dave Bastita, that motherfucker is not real.
1929
01:41:59.159 --> 01:42:00.960
James would watch it if he could find it or
1930
01:42:01.000 --> 01:42:01.680
knew what it was.
1931
01:42:02.319 --> 01:42:08.239
My steak is too, Dick, and my lobster is to Judson,
1932
01:42:10.119 --> 01:42:15.560
Mike Oxwall cs l he O d Adrian dog Penis.
1933
01:42:19.119 --> 01:42:21.279
That's gonna say. There's a lot of AliOS on the
1934
01:42:21.359 --> 01:42:23.960
fucking Patriary lately, but that one's nuts. Your last name
1935
01:42:24.000 --> 01:42:25.000
is dog Penis.
1936
01:42:25.039 --> 01:42:34.239
Teddy Baar, the Blueprint, John Davis, Oh, welcome back, Sosco.
1937
01:42:35.000 --> 01:42:39.600
Greg mud Bray to Jerry The long Way, Look.
1938
01:42:39.479 --> 01:42:40.680
At my mate to Jerry in the long Way.
1939
01:42:41.399 --> 01:42:46.039
Andrew ref Schneider top Rope, Shattered Dreams, Huge Pop.
1940
01:42:46.720 --> 01:42:49.520
Wow, how the fuck is that? That'd be insane?
1941
01:42:49.760 --> 01:42:50.880
You're calling your spot too.
1942
01:42:50.920 --> 01:42:53.960
I like it. Oh maybe like what if like RVD
1943
01:42:54.119 --> 01:42:56.359
went for split Leg Moon Salt and they cut him off,
1944
01:42:56.399 --> 01:42:57.680
so he just sit up there and you just run
1945
01:42:57.760 --> 01:42:58.680
up and kick him with the balls.
1946
01:42:59.600 --> 01:43:01.279
Yeah, I mean you can move his legs out like
1947
01:43:01.359 --> 01:43:04.159
you were doing like the Brainbuster, right, and then just
1948
01:43:05.119 --> 01:43:07.920
on headfirst and big boot balls.
1949
01:43:09.039 --> 01:43:10.960
Guess yeah, you know what? Yeah, I think we got
1950
01:43:11.039 --> 01:43:11.479
something here.
1951
01:43:12.319 --> 01:43:20.680
Paul Watson stealed shield. Jared Hughes the Consortium was me.
1952
01:43:22.079 --> 01:43:24.439
It was not kidding. Texture, he sucks ass.
1953
01:43:25.520 --> 01:43:34.399
Brandon Bethune Morgan, Emma Glenn, Jake Rossini, Bright, Cody harry Son,
1954
01:43:35.199 --> 01:43:41.159
Frank Segura, Justin Smith. Before I watched the Saws movies
1955
01:43:41.640 --> 01:43:44.920
for the first time, let me see this new episode
1956
01:43:44.960 --> 01:43:48.279
of Deadlock that definitely has no spoilers.
1957
01:43:49.199 --> 01:43:49.720
Why would it?
1958
01:43:50.880 --> 01:43:58.479
Why would it? Is a great answer. B. M. Chills Taylor,
1959
01:43:59.600 --> 01:44:03.680
just kill big Abe Lincoln guy on the penny call me.
1960
01:44:04.239 --> 01:44:04.720
John E.
1961
01:44:05.039 --> 01:44:10.039
Wilkes book really helped me out there.
1962
01:44:10.720 --> 01:44:16.399
Fuck the Phillies, Fuck the Braves. Whoa, let's go Red
1963
01:44:16.520 --> 01:44:20.800
Sox man. I hate to tell you, buddy, some are
1964
01:44:20.840 --> 01:44:23.800
calling the Red Sox the fucking al Phillies.
1965
01:44:25.159 --> 01:44:29.600
Can you stop? I'm going to I'm taking a devit
1966
01:44:29.680 --> 01:44:32.279
my parents to see the Socks versus the Phillies. Uh
1967
01:44:32.720 --> 01:44:34.520
in the Gamma who can't care less?
1968
01:44:34.920 --> 01:44:42.920
They have a mint off Scott Hall with Rhino would.
1969
01:44:42.720 --> 01:44:47.239
Be like you want to gor, I'm not losing of
1970
01:44:47.359 --> 01:44:49.600
that ship. Y.
1971
01:44:53.079 --> 01:44:55.399
You gotta be kidding me. You're a.
1972
01:44:57.359 --> 01:44:58.920
You can't even spell.
1973
01:44:59.239 --> 01:45:04.680
Star of W twelve universe mode, mister perfect son, that's true.
1974
01:45:05.359 --> 01:45:11.920
Miguel educated Marine Colt saying, what's up you sandwiches? Like
1975
01:45:12.079 --> 01:45:16.399
macho tea, let's.
1976
01:45:16.279 --> 01:45:18.520
Up you sandwiches today?
1977
01:45:21.880 --> 01:45:23.199
Who just pooped my pants?
1978
01:45:23.720 --> 01:45:26.159
Dude? I'm always asking that I don't have an answer.
1979
01:45:27.079 --> 01:45:31.920
Uh, dude, I think I just had a stroke. Fifteen
1980
01:45:32.000 --> 01:45:36.319
dollars Tier Jr. Lost his penis so he had to
1981
01:45:36.720 --> 01:45:39.359
chase his Richard Son.
1982
01:45:40.199 --> 01:45:41.439
I don't understand that one.
1983
01:45:42.199 --> 01:45:49.199
Matthew Dylan Troll. Yeah, yeah, try Jimmy Hart's energy drink
1984
01:45:49.600 --> 01:45:51.640
and I shit blood.
1985
01:45:51.399 --> 01:45:54.319
For a year. Yeah, man, stop doing that. You keep
1986
01:45:54.399 --> 01:45:57.359
telling us that you keep doing this. It also hasn't
1987
01:45:57.359 --> 01:45:58.960
been a year since the last time you told us
1988
01:45:59.039 --> 01:46:00.199
this money.
1989
01:46:00.000 --> 01:46:06.000
An bag pimping. Yeah, the goon maker, Casodby O Sodby
1990
01:46:07.000 --> 01:46:08.600
Hunty scrunty.
1991
01:46:09.560 --> 01:46:10.439
Bro can.
1992
01:46:10.520 --> 01:46:12.760
Y'all see how many time I have subbed and when
1993
01:46:12.760 --> 01:46:16.680
I first subbed based on my email and Johnny, can
1994
01:46:16.720 --> 01:46:19.439
you please send me a deadloaf first?
1995
01:46:19.960 --> 01:46:22.239
Yes we can, and I looked up yours. You've only
1996
01:46:22.319 --> 01:46:24.159
signed up twice. I thought it was gonna be like
1997
01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:26.560
an egregious amount. Dude, I don't know what the fuck
1998
01:46:26.560 --> 01:46:27.319
you're talking about.
1999
01:46:28.439 --> 01:46:32.119
Dick the fiend in a Saint starter jacket.
2000
01:46:32.840 --> 01:46:35.920
Johnson, that's a long middle name.
2001
01:46:36.760 --> 01:46:44.760
Sixty dollars annual, Blake gustafs Son, b I t WP, Yeah, yeah,
2002
01:46:45.560 --> 01:46:50.560
one hundred and twenty dollar annual. Jonathan Hazzard, Brody Smith,
2003
01:46:51.560 --> 01:46:59.319
Samuel Diaz and still the Patreon champion at seventy seven
2004
01:46:59.560 --> 01:47:05.079
seventy Zach Sabers sor I used my inheritance to become
2005
01:47:05.159 --> 01:47:08.920
Patreon champion and get an NL tattoo.
2006
01:47:10.000 --> 01:47:14.520
Congrats on the fucking run. Congrats on the tattoo. Thank
2007
01:47:14.600 --> 01:47:17.399
you for the continued support, my friend. Thank you all
2008
01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:20.760
for the continued support. Keep signing up. Because we like
2009
01:47:20.920 --> 01:47:26.640
seeing what you got going on. Oh he's getting crazy.
2010
01:47:27.840 --> 01:47:31.199
Oh no, sorry, I was raised by flies.
2011
01:47:38.279 --> 01:47:40.199
Well that is it for the main event, and that
2012
01:47:40.439 --> 01:47:43.520
is it for our show. Thank you so much for
2013
01:47:43.640 --> 01:47:45.840
joining us. Everybody, make sure to check us out on Patreon.
2014
01:47:45.920 --> 01:47:48.720
That's patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW. You don't want
2015
01:47:48.720 --> 01:47:51.920
to miss the after show, which comes out after the show.
2016
01:47:52.159 --> 01:47:54.119
So if you like the show, then go check out
2017
01:47:54.159 --> 01:47:57.239
the after show. That's patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW.
2018
01:47:57.880 --> 01:48:00.079
And we'll see you next week for another edition of
2019
01:48:00.760 --> 01:48:05.880
the Deadlock Podcast. M