Nic Scheppard

speaker-0: Hi there, I'm Pastor Toot Whitley and this is Conversion Therapy, a podcast where I help lost lambs back to the heterosexual pasture. As you may know, I myself am a reformed homosexual. In fact, I used to engage in doctor-patient role play with a power bottom named Pepper, who I diagnosed with blowvid nine pen. Of course, the only cure for that was, you guessed it, nine penes. Now the PhD I focus on is Saint Paul's Proud and Happy Deacon program. So if I can get straight, so can you, …