Hayden Johnson

speaker-0: there, I'm Pastor Toot Whitley and this is Conversion Therapy, a podcast where I help lost lambs back to the heterosexual pasture. As you may know, I myself am a reformed homosexual. In fact, I was once the director of a pornographic film set in a fraternity called Beta Succa Alpha, wherein the seniors haze their new brothers by doing kickstands on their penises. Now the only brothers I'm concerned with are Cain and Abel. So if I can get straight, so can you. And so can our guest. Ple…