Jeff Goldblum Returns (Re-Release)

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The new spa KCR. Watch this. Hello, my name is
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Jeff Goldbloom, G-O-L-D-B-L-U-M. And I'm reading for some of the
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first name. Oh, yes, first name, I did it. First name,
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last name. Empty something. Yeah, and then pause. Here comes.
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That's enough of that. And I feel, and then it
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says here, parenthesis, however I feel. Well.
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Madness.
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Madness.
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Madness. Hey, that's the last line of what movie? Here,
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last line of the movie.
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Madness.
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Madness.
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Tell me the movie.
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Oh, my God. I know that movie. I know that movie.
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Is it an older movie? Yes.
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Wait a minute.
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Madness.
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I can give you a clue.
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Madness. Wait a minute. Is it... Madness. Hold it.
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Madness.
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Is it Apocalypse Now? No.
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No, that's the horror.
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The horror.
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You're close though.
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Yeah. And it has a similar... Oh, wait, it's The
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Last Family Ties. No, it does. It ends with madness.
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Madness.
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I love that this is the introduction to the show.
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We have to wrap up what this movie is and
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then do the name thing. All is one giant piece.
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We're still rolling.
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We're still rolling. Really? Give us that hint.
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This has been real. You can't use this as the beginning.
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No, we can't.
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But give us a hint on that movie.
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Okay, I'll give you a hint. A lesser cast member,
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Jack Hawkins. Probably don't even know who that is.
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I'm like, what kind of clue is that? A ceramic
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mug features in a breakfast scene. There's a clue for you. No, no.
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Jack Hawkins. There are those who know very well Jack
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Hawkins and already know this movie. I'll give you a
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giveaway clue. Bill Holden. William Holden.
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Oh, uh.
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Stalag 17? No, good, no, pretty good guess. It's kind
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of a war picture. He does not deliver the last line,
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by the way.
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Oh, Bridge Over the River Kwai. Yes, Bridge Over the
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River Kwai. That was my last... Just as he blows
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up the bridge. Yes. Exactly.
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Now, all together, let's whistle the song that is... Ready?
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No.
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Oh, wait, that's the wrong one.
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Okay.
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That's it.
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I can't whistle, and I don't know that.
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You cannot whistle?
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I can't whistle.
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Is that true?
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I've never seen this movie. When I was a kid
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in camp, they taught us these old songs from the
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50s as we trudged up the Appalachian Mountains. And we
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had to sing, Comet, it makes your teeth turn green. Comet.
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It tastes like Vaseline Comet. Make you vomit, so drink
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your Comet and vomit today. And then it'd be like, again!
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And we would do it again, and I climbed the
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Presidential Mountain Range just singing that song, not knowing what
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it was, how it, why?
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Why?
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Just because.
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And then you learned later that it was from that movie.
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Yeah.
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That's funny.
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That's funny. That's funny. Hey, do you know this song?
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You reminded me of the song, we're on the upward trail,
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we're on the upward trail, singing, singing, everybody's singing as
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we go. That would have been a more legit version
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of the marching song.
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Yes, I suppose. Now, where does that song come from?
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Because you've confused us once again.
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And also, how do you feel about being Conan O'Brien?
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Yeah, just for God's sake.
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My name is Jeff Goldman, and I feel being here
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with you now as if.
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I'm.
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Revealing myself to myself, and I feel utterly drenched and purged.
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Okay.
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Now, that's from a kind of an homage to a
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movie line also. That's not my originality and my unconventionality.
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Why did you turn my podcast into a kooky trivia show?
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I love it.
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That's what you've done.
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I love it.
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Fall is here hear the yell back to school ring
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the bell brand new shoes walking blues.
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Climb the fence books.
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And pens i can tell that we are gonna be
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friends yes i can tell that we are gonna be friends.
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All right, testing, testing, one, two, three, testing, testing, bumblebee, testing, testing,
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all day long we sing the testing, testing song.
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Three, two, one. Why can't you do anything normally?
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I don't know.
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Why can't anything just be normal?
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I don't know, ask Michelangelo.
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Here we go. Three, two, three.
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There it is.
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The Ninja Turtle. Yeah, that's who I meant.
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Okay.
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The best of the Ninja Turtles.
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Three, two, one.
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No, Donatello, big time.
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I'm a Leonardo guy.
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Are you?
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And action.
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Hey there.
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Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, the podcast that
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gives and gives. Until it can't give no more.
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What's it giving?
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I don't know.
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What are we giving?
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I think it's spreading disease.
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We should stop.
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It's spreading disease. This is a fantastic episode. I never
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say that up front, but we know for a fact
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because we bring to you today the amazing Jeff Goldblum,
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a force of nature, a star. And I don't mean
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a star in the sense of a Hollywood star. He
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certainly is that. But he is a celestial event, in
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my opinion.
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He really is, yeah.
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He really is. So this interview that we have, I'm told, Matt,
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that you barely touch this one. Sometimes you do little
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edits and tweaks. I do. Occasionally a guest will be
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on and they start to go into very inappropriate rant
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and we have to take it out.
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Occasionally there's... You know, repeated stories or something through just
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natural conversation that I'll pull out.
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You're not missing.
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Anything as a listener from the things I'm pulling out.
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Right.
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But this one, it couldn't have any editing because it's music.
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It's a symphony.
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And I also always take out little mouth noises and clicks.
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But Jeff Goldblum has this repeating– feline slurp. And it's just,
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I couldn't touch it. It would be like going, like
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you said, going to Michelangelo and editing his Sistine Chapel.
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Yeah.
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Well, again, so not Michelangelo, the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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No, I still mean him.
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Okay.
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And he was a wonderful painter.
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Because he also worked on the Sistine Chapel.
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Yeah.
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So it must be tough technically to edit a man
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who's constantly making... low purring sounds.
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You can't do it.
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Because how do you, you can't do an edit. I
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speak and then I stop. Yeah. And there's nothing. But
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Jeff Goldblum, even when he's not speaking, hmm.
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Well, you can do a crossfade and you can blend
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one sexual grumble into the next, but I would never
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do that. Like, who am I to censor his sexual rumblings,
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his subsonic sexual rumblings?
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Yeah.
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I love that you called it, first of all, sexual grumblings,
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which made it sound like a grumpy- guy who's in
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a sexual mood, you know? I don't even know how
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that sounds. It's like, oh, yeah, I'd like to do
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it with somebody right now. I didn't have so much
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to do. Damn, I didn't have to do, and I
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have to do the yard first, but I'd sure like
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to do it with someone. I don't know what that means,
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but I'm, yeah, there's not much to say when you
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have And you've managed to capture a Jeff Goldblum in
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the wild. And you get it to talk. It's an event.
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It's a real event. And to that point, this introduction
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is about the interview. The interview itself is something like,
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I think, 70 minutes long. And we do a segment
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at the end of this episode where we just talk
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about how wonderful that interview was. So this is an
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all Goldblum episode.
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Yeah.
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And you know what? When I say all Goldblum, I
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don't hear one complaint.
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No.
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No one's going to stop me on the street and
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say that was too much Goldblum. And set your filters,
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your Goldblum filters to high because you want to get
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all the Goldblum as it comes to it.
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Was it 70 minutes just the part where he goes,
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my name is Jeff Goldblum and.
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I feel like that alone was like 45 minutes.
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It was incredible. So the listeners will have already heard
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that moment.
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Yeah.
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And that was, I think, three minutes and 46 seconds
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for him to say, hi, my name is Jeff Goldblum.
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And ultimately, I feel, I think he said, drenched, something
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like drained and drenched. All I know is that once
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it was over, I had.
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No memory of what had happened. I knew that I had,
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you know, had an orgasmic high, but I didn't know
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what happened. And I think, I put it out to
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the listeners, listen to this Jeff Goldblum interview. And afterwards,
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I doubt anyone's gonna know what was said.
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I don't, you guys said so many names of shows
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and so many actors I had never heard of.
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And all three of you were like, oh my God,
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that guy was the best. Like, it was just like.
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Constant splooging over like 70s obscure shows. Okay, let's clean
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it up a bit.
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Okay, come on. You were just doing a whole sex
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thing about grumblings. A grumpy sexual guy.
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And you're telling me to clean it up because I
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said splooge? I didn't say splooge. I didn't talk about.
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That's what you guys did all the whole interview.
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It's true.
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I mean, she's just saying the facts.
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That's true.
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We did.
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Yeah.
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Can you change that to squeegee in an edit?
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No.
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I would just become squeegee. You guys were just squeegeeing
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each other. That, to me, feels erotic. I didn't say
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each other.
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Every time someone would say, oh, yeah, do you remember
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this one actor who was in one show for three episodes?
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You were like, oh, my God, that guy was the
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best guy I've ever heard of in my life.
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Who's splooging around you that talks that way? I've never,
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that's not what it's, that doesn't at all sound like
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a guy who was about to ejaculate. That in no way,
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your guy who's about to ejaculate's like, yeah, so anyway,
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I'm gonna go get a sandwich and, ah!
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Oh my God, I just came. Who the fuck is
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that guy?
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You've been hanging out with Bruno the splooger?
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He just has orgasms when he least expects it. Anyway,
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so I think what we're going to do is get
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a guy in here to rivet the beam. You need
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a good riveter, because the rivets have to be hot, too,
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because they've got to go into the eye beam.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, fuck! Some people have narcolepsy. I've got sploogelepsy. Oh, my,
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I've got sploogelepsy.
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I don't know.
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This year, I think the Mets are going to go
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all the way. I'll tell you what it is. It's infielding.
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If you can keep the ball in the infield.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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I had to take my earphones off.
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Oh, fuck. I was talking about infielding. I thought I
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was safe.
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Oh, Jesus.
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I love this guy. This guy, Bruno the Splooge.
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You're listening to Bruno the Splooge on KXW9. All right.
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All right.
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Well, anyway.
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On that note.
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Let's do this. Let's do this thing. Strap yourselves in.
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My guest today is an actor who has starred in
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such movies as Jurassic Park, Independence Day, and Thor, Ragnarok.
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Now he's reprising his role as Dr. Ian Malcolm in
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the highly anticipated movie Jurassic World Dominion. To say I'm
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excited is insane because it's beyond that. Delighted, excited, orgasmic.
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To chat with him today, Jeff Goldblum. Welcome. Lord, I
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have to tell you, this is the inaugural podcast in
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our new studio with a genuine celebrity. We did a
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little messing around and testing beforehand, but.
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You- Genuine.
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Genuine. You like that pronunciation? That's what I say.
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You did Music Man at one point, didn't you?
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Oh, I wish I had.
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I know you did. Genuine.
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I know you did.
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Trumpet. Yes, I know. Well, you know very well. You
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were in that movie.
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So listen, I must tell you that I can't think
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of a better person to start this off with than you.
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You know that you and I have something, a certain frisson.
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Admit it, admit it. We have something.
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Yes, yes we do. No, and I will- A frisson,
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you know what that means. I don't. I think it's
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French and it means we're in constant- culmination. The way
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you're moving.
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You're moving like a lascivious snake.
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Yes.
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Bring it out.
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No, you are. I've interviewed you many times. You're one
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of my favorite people to talk to because you have a.
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An animalistic quality. Yes, and I mean that in the
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nicest way.
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Which animal?
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Well, I don't know. It would be a reptile, I believe.
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I think a panther.
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No, no, no, no, no. Because it has a long,
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darting tongue. I know that he can hit a fly
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at great lengths. You are a combination of animals. You
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are a panther, but you are also a lizard. Of course,
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the fly. We must add the fly in there. Yes, yes.
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You just reminded me. Do you remember your dreams? I
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had a dream last night. I wrote down some of it,
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but I didn't remember until just this moment this thing
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about the tongue. Somebody last night in my dream had
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a tongue that was very, very long. And it came
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out completely. They, he, I don't know.
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The tongue detached from the mouth completely? It detached. It
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was a detachable long tongue. Yes.
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You know, apropos of nothing.
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Well, first of all.
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Of interest to nobody, but you just, but that's true.
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And I have, I forgot, what the hell am I
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doing with that? Yes, yes. I wrote these down madly
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before I forgot this morning.
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This is your dream? Yes, some of my dreams. Okay,
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let me pause for a minute. Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff Goldblum,
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esteemed actor, he's relayed a dream that he had last night,
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and I can see that he's written it down. It
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looks like in Hebrew. I don't understand. Your handwriting is
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very bizarre.
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Do you speak Hebrew?
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Yeah. It's very strange.
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Yeah, it is. You can't read that. My dad was
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a doctor like your dad was.
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Yeah, it's like Sanskrit. It's crazy.
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I inherited his thing. No, but that's what I wrote down.
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That's right.
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Should we hear it?
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Yeah, should we hear the dream? Yeah, you can.
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But I did just remember that, no kidding, that tongue
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part of it. That was also last night. There's nothing
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funny about these, but it may open a portal into
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our subconscious, all of us.
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Yeah, let's hope so.
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So Robert Altman, you remember him.
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Yeah, the great director, Robert Altman.
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I worked with him a few times.
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Name dropper?
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Well, I know, I know. In any case, he was,
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he appeared in my dream. We were kind of in
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a hospital situation or something, and he appeared all of
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a sudden, to my astonishment and delight, alive. He's now dead,
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lo these several years. But he was alive, young and
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radiant with his, I think they were his sons, and
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they were kind of sneaking him in and out of
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this thing. And I said, look at you, because he'd,
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I guess, I intuited right, I inferred right away, he
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had faked his death for some reason. He seemed sly
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and delighted, and it was now our secret. And he said, yes,
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be prepared for me to stay at your house.
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Wow.
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Something like that. And then they left.
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That was the dream.
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That was one sequence. That's that sequence. The second sequence was,
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listen to this. I was in some kind of strange
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but heavy equipment pod that was delivering us up a mountain,
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off the outside to view a mountain. And it was
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the Alps. I think it was the Alps of some kind.
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It's the Swiss Alps.
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You're in some kind of craft viewing the Alps.
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Yes.
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And each of us in a separate pod. My wife, Emily,
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was in a pod a little bit away from me.
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And we were all experiencing this separately. And, but we
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could see a wonderful view of these mountains as they
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got higher and higher. And it was like the highest
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peak on earth. As we got further, we saw these
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old castles kind of, you know, places. And that was
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amazing and wonderful. Then we got higher and higher until
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finally it kind of leveled out. And we knew we
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were at the top of the world. And then, and
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it was amazing. And everybody was kind of, oh, you know,
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in awe. And then before it started down the other side,
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like a roller coaster, it We were like that, and
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then it started, and it was a harrowing ride that
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seemed like that. I kind of retreated inside an inner
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compartment in this pod in kind of a bathroom, and
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then I said, I'm missing it. I thought to myself,
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I'm missing it. So I went back up and kind
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of got some of it.
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That was it.
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And then it was over. We all, I missed my wife,
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I missed the group, and I seemed to be by myself,
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left behind. Somehow. Couldn't find them. So I was like
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left behind. That's the second part of the dream.
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Okay.
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Kind of.
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Yes. Let me say quickly, Freud had this theory that
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dreams have meaning. And we now know that Freud was wrong.
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That has no meaning. This is insanity. There's no, there's nothing.
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That opened no porthole. There's nothing there. Robert Altman returns
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from the dead and wants to stay at your home
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and he's being sneaky and you're in a hospital. Then
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you're in a pod. You're observing the Alps. Uh, you
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go up one side and down the other after spending
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a brief interval in the bathroom. Um, what's the last one?
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The last one, this may make sense of the whole thing. Um,
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I was doing kind of a talk show or a
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podcast of some kind. It's not curious to.
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Think that I was already- Some kind. I guess there
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are so many.
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Thinking.
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None would come to the mind of a Jeff Goldblum.
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None like this. This is uniquely tippity-toppity. That's how it
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relates to the second one. This is the crest. This
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is the summit of podcastry.
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Thank you. Podcastry. We are the summit of podcastry, sir.
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But I was going to perform in some way or
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being asked to perform- I wasn't kind of prepared or
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happy about it. And then the woman producer type, you know,
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laid on me some things that I wasn't prepared for.
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She said, oh, yeah, you're going to be talking to–
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Diane Keaton and Ron Howard, and we're going to try
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to get you to get him to dance. And I said,
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nothing's right. The microphone isn't right. I have a pen.
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I have nothing. There's nothing right.
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And how long am I going to do this? I said,
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didn't know. She said, oh, another, you know, a couple
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of hours. Well, that's altogether, that's five hours.
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That's true.
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So this is like a steady job. This is like
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a full-time job, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Well, okay.
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I was not happy about it.
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Well, I'll tell you what, so you had a dream
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the night before coming here about doing a long podcast
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with a red-haired celebrity, Ron Howard, and Diane Keaton, a.k.a.
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Sonam Obsession.
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Oh.
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Yes, yes.
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I want to be Diane Keaton. And then finally, I said,
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there was a guy with great big bushy eyebrows. Let's
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see if I'm prescient at all. No, no.
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Must be me.
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I mean, I trim them, but they could comb into
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my hairline if I needed them to.
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No kidding. And I said, what's your name? Yes. Well,
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I want to learn everybody's name first and last. He said, last.
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He was kind of taken aback by that. And then
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I said, yes. And there was a big crew around.
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And I said, yes, I think I should learn everybody's name.
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In fact, I think if it were up to me,
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we'd all be wearing name tags. They seem to be
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happy about that. That's about all of that. That's that drink.
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Now, listen.
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Wow. Don't lose that sheet of paper.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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We can't have that lost to time.
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Okay.
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We need to frame that. Yeah, that is, you know,
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here's what I'll say about you, Jeff. I never know
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what you're going to say. I never know what you're
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going to do. You are feral. You are a man
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that runs on instinct. You don't, and you're very much,
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I think, attuned. You should see the faces he's making
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right now. You're very much attuned to the universe, and
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I feel like you are constantly in the now. Is
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this correct?
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I aspire to presence. Yes, I'd like to be. I'd
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like to be here and now. That would be great. Yes,
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and you, you've devoted your life to the technology of
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The here and now, I believe. Isn't that also correct?
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Well, I don't think I have at all. I don't
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know what you're talking about.
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You do, so don't deny it. By the way, here,
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let me mention something. You know, there is such a
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thing as, you go to, I don't know whether you
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go to therapists and you've talked about dreams or interested
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in dreams, but there's a thing called dream work. This
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may be of no interest to you, but there's a
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thing that occurs to me. There's a thing called dream
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work whereby this may not seem like it has any
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relevance to anything or makes any sense. But there are
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those who think, and I did it once with a
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good teacher, Sandra Seacat, that Laura Dern turned me on to,
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whom Laura Dern turned me on to. You go to
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bed before the night of a– before you need an
500
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answer to something, you say, dear inner self– You write
501
00:20:56.890 --> 00:20:59.259
a letter, please give me an answer to something about
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00:20:59.299 --> 00:21:01.700
this character that I'm playing or my life or aspect
503
00:21:01.740 --> 00:21:03.700
of this relationship. And you have a dream. And then
504
00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:06.619
you go to this dream coach. And you go, well,
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00:21:06.660 --> 00:21:08.220
here's what it is. I wrote it down. It doesn't
506
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seem to have anything to do with the play or bagaga.
507
00:21:11.240 --> 00:21:14.529
And they go, well, not at first, but how about this?
508
00:21:14.609 --> 00:21:18.069
And they open you up to consider the possibilities of
509
00:21:18.130 --> 00:21:21.650
how your subconscious may be informing your life.
510
00:21:22.410 --> 00:21:24.900
Activities and your questions. What do you think of that?
511
00:21:24.980 --> 00:21:28.339
My mother-in-law, a lovely woman and very smart woman, is
512
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a therapist.
513
00:21:29.750 --> 00:21:30.220
Liza's mom.
514
00:21:30.569 --> 00:21:34.900
Yeah, Liza's mom. And she believes... that all dreams have meaning.
515
00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:36.900
If you have a dream and you tell her, she
516
00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:39.140
starts to pick it apart. I'm often having dreams that
517
00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:42.220
I defy anyone to make sense of because it just
518
00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:45.900
seems like random mush. It really does. And then I
519
00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:47.900
realized that in most of my life, I'm speaking in
520
00:21:47.940 --> 00:21:50.410
random mush. Yes, exactly.
521
00:21:50.490 --> 00:21:52.190
So maybe they're related.
522
00:21:52.230 --> 00:21:53.029
Maybe they are related.
523
00:21:53.049 --> 00:21:56.589
Yeah, and you get fertile material in your dream life
524
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or not. I don't know about this. I'm not advocating
525
00:21:59.309 --> 00:22:00.529
for one. I don't know how I feel about it.
526
00:22:00.869 --> 00:22:02.829
If you tell me dreams are just a kind of
527
00:22:02.930 --> 00:22:08.079
a weird, you know, you know, discharge of your, you know, nocturnal,
528
00:22:08.740 --> 00:22:09.000
you know.
529
00:22:09.059 --> 00:22:13.039
Oh, no, there are nocturnal discharges. That's a separate category. Yes, yes.
530
00:22:13.059 --> 00:22:16.259
Well, there are. There just frankly are. I know there are, yeah.
531
00:22:16.279 --> 00:22:16.700
What's that?
532
00:22:16.759 --> 00:22:18.380
I just don't think we can bring them up.
533
00:22:18.460 --> 00:22:18.740
No.
534
00:22:18.789 --> 00:22:19.910
No, no, I wasn't going to bring them up. I
535
00:22:19.910 --> 00:22:22.410
was just going to say it's a common term, nocturnal discharge.
536
00:22:22.509 --> 00:22:24.769
And I wanted to make sure that people didn't misunderstand
537
00:22:24.809 --> 00:22:27.490
what Jeff was saying, that you are separating the two.
538
00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:28.240
Right.
539
00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:32.500
Yes. Yes, exactly. And if we were not on air
540
00:22:32.819 --> 00:22:38.329
and I were more given to the ribald. Or ribald.
541
00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:38.960
Or ribald.
542
00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:42.240
Oh, I don't know.
543
00:22:42.259 --> 00:22:42.779
What do you think?
544
00:22:42.960 --> 00:22:44.380
Well, he said genuine.
545
00:22:44.480 --> 00:22:44.940
Yeah, genuine.
546
00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:47.180
I'm allowed to, I, as the host of the show,
547
00:22:47.220 --> 00:22:49.380
I'm allowed to- Make up your own- Make up the
548
00:22:49.569 --> 00:22:51.210
final laws on all pronunciations.
549
00:22:51.289 --> 00:22:51.690
Really?
550
00:22:51.849 --> 00:22:53.630
But please, continue-ay.
551
00:22:55.630 --> 00:22:57.950
Well, I don't know. So, well, my point is that
552
00:22:57.990 --> 00:22:59.990
I'm not going to continue into something, the whole thing
553
00:23:00.009 --> 00:23:02.750
that I just thought of- I'd love it if you would.
554
00:23:02.789 --> 00:23:05.599
Yeah, yeah. Don't be afraid of being ribald. We are
555
00:23:06.039 --> 00:23:09.180
all adults here, and this is just- And I will
556
00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:10.579
say this is a safe space.
557
00:23:10.740 --> 00:23:10.920
Yeah.
558
00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:11.779
All right.
559
00:23:12.920 --> 00:23:13.579
No, I shouldn't.
560
00:23:14.039 --> 00:23:20.640
Well, you know, yes, yes. When I was young, you know, 12, 13,
561
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I think it happened.
562
00:23:21.950 --> 00:23:22.269
Yes.
563
00:23:23.569 --> 00:23:23.730
Yeah.
564
00:23:24.690 --> 00:23:26.250
Anyway, that's all I'll say.
565
00:23:27.289 --> 00:23:29.150
Well, that seems young is all I'm going to say.
566
00:23:29.269 --> 00:23:29.549
Really?
567
00:23:29.710 --> 00:23:30.410
Yes. What?
568
00:23:30.529 --> 00:23:35.450
I was 37. Oh, God. Yes. Congratulations. So awkward. No, no,
569
00:23:35.509 --> 00:23:37.759
I was really watching them wrap up Seinfeld and I just,
570
00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:38.190
it happened.
571
00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:42.920
I'm sorry. That's very good.
572
00:23:43.039 --> 00:23:44.700
Late bloomer I am.
573
00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:47.119
You know, you have- Speak like Yoda. Yeah, I know.
574
00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:48.519
Late bloomer I am.
575
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Late bloomer I am. Discharge late, it came.
576
00:23:52.490 --> 00:23:55.369
3,000 years old I was. Yaddle.
577
00:23:55.450 --> 00:24:03.359
By the way. By the way, I'm such big fans
578
00:24:03.420 --> 00:24:05.779
of yours. I've been watching a lot of, not just
579
00:24:05.819 --> 00:24:09.349
for my conscientious research purposes, but just for my own entertainment.
580
00:24:10.150 --> 00:24:13.710
Often I go to YouTube and see, I've seen hours
581
00:24:13.789 --> 00:24:16.029
and hours and hours of your work.
582
00:24:17.059 --> 00:24:18.779
Foolishness, I like to call it.
583
00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:19.359
Everything.
584
00:24:19.380 --> 00:24:20.880
Oh, that's nice. I love to think of you out
585
00:24:20.900 --> 00:24:21.759
there watching it.
586
00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:24.480
I really am. So I know, I know.
587
00:24:24.619 --> 00:24:26.259
You know what I think is something that makes me
588
00:24:26.299 --> 00:24:29.200
very happy is that none of our comedy was ever
589
00:24:29.220 --> 00:24:31.759
really about anything. No, that's for sure. So you can
590
00:24:31.839 --> 00:24:35.089
see something from 25 years ago And it doesn't relate
591
00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:38.089
to any specific topical thing in the news. And other
592
00:24:38.109 --> 00:24:40.990
than the fact that my head hasn't rotted yet in
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00:24:41.029 --> 00:24:45.710
those clips, people can laugh at them all over again,
594
00:24:45.730 --> 00:24:47.809
which makes me happy. Uh-oh, you put.
595
00:24:47.750 --> 00:24:48.089
On your specs.
596
00:24:48.109 --> 00:24:50.630
He's examining your rotted head. Are you examining my rotted head?
597
00:24:50.650 --> 00:24:52.529
Yeah, now that you brought it up, you all look great.
598
00:24:52.549 --> 00:24:53.910
You know, just great. Oh, please.
599
00:24:53.970 --> 00:24:56.869
You can tell that this– I have one of those
600
00:24:57.289 --> 00:24:59.710
Irish heads that bloats as it gets older.
601
00:24:59.769 --> 00:25:00.529
You've said, I know.
602
00:25:00.589 --> 00:25:04.519
No, this is true. You know, you leave a gourd
603
00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:09.500
in the sun long enough. And then winter comes and
604
00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:11.940
you have yourself a Conan. That's what happens over time.
605
00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:16.009
But you, I will say this, I love talking to
606
00:25:16.029 --> 00:25:19.630
you because You're staring at me and you're examining every.
607
00:25:19.650 --> 00:25:21.170
I like your glasses. I like your glasses.
608
00:25:21.190 --> 00:25:21.670
You know why?
609
00:25:21.710 --> 00:25:23.589
You know why I like- Last we had a conversation,
610
00:25:23.650 --> 00:25:26.279
I think I introduced you to these- You did.
611
00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.420
This company. Now, I will admit freely that my style
612
00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:33.920
guru and my lifestyle guru is Mr. Jeff Goldblum. How
613
00:25:33.940 --> 00:25:35.460
can it not be? And I'll tell you why. He
614
00:25:35.680 --> 00:25:38.980
is a tall, good-looking drink of water. And whenever he's
615
00:25:39.019 --> 00:25:42.069
wearing something, I think, well, wait a minute. We have
616
00:25:42.690 --> 00:25:45.099
somewhat similar- Well- Well, hold on.
617
00:25:45.339 --> 00:25:45.759
Okay.
618
00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:49.400
Sona's about to really correct me. Let's say Jeff had
619
00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:51.980
been in an accident at some point. Then Jeff and
620
00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:54.079
I would be very similar. That's all I'm saying. You
621
00:25:54.099 --> 00:25:56.759
guys have very different vibes. No, I'm not talking about
622
00:25:56.799 --> 00:25:58.940
the vibes. I'm talking just about when he is a
623
00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:00.799
tall man and he knows how to dress.
624
00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:01.140
Right.
625
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:06.000
And I love, so during commercial breaks, often, often when
626
00:26:06.019 --> 00:26:08.119
he was on the show, people always wonder, what do
627
00:26:08.140 --> 00:26:10.500
you talk about with people? I can always tell you
628
00:26:10.539 --> 00:26:12.519
what I'm talking about with Jeff in a commercial break.
629
00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:16.250
I go right to- oh my God, that those shoes,
630
00:26:16.599 --> 00:26:18.220
and you know, I have large feet and you have
631
00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:19.990
large feet. And he was like, oh, oh, oh, oh,
632
00:26:20.180 --> 00:26:23.140
oh my, oh my boy. Oh, oh yes. And then,
633
00:26:23.180 --> 00:26:25.819
so I remembered once you came out and you were
634
00:26:25.839 --> 00:26:29.660
wearing these wonderful glasses that you really carried off well.
635
00:26:29.700 --> 00:26:32.200
And I said, I must wear those glasses. And I
636
00:26:32.349 --> 00:26:35.089
asked you and you acted as if you were telling
637
00:26:35.150 --> 00:26:39.690
me where the secret ring was that would unlock the universe.
638
00:26:39.710 --> 00:26:43.349
You went, oh, oh, oh, oh my boy. Oh yes, yes. Jacques, Jacques-Marie.
639
00:26:43.970 --> 00:26:45.269
what is it, LeMage?
640
00:26:45.309 --> 00:26:47.019
Jacques-Marie-Mage, yeah.
641
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:49.359
Jacques-Marie-Mage. Oh, and he said, oh my boy, I'll call ahead,
642
00:26:49.400 --> 00:26:52.450
I'll call ahead. And then you described going downtown and
643
00:26:52.470 --> 00:26:55.950
there's a secret knock and a corridor and a passageway
644
00:26:56.410 --> 00:26:59.130
And sure enough, they're the greatest glasses.
645
00:26:59.170 --> 00:26:59.690
How'd you get them?
646
00:26:59.710 --> 00:27:02.009
Did you go to see- I went with Sona. Sona
647
00:27:02.049 --> 00:27:02.539
came with me.
648
00:27:02.549 --> 00:27:05.150
You went to Jerome, to that studio? Oh, yeah. I'm
649
00:27:05.190 --> 00:27:07.960
sure he greeted you and met you and showed you everything.
650
00:27:07.980 --> 00:27:10.559
Oh, he was wonderful. Everybody was wonderful. I mean, I
651
00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:14.400
have done this several times. You once, we were doing
652
00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:17.059
something together that was not my project and not your project.
653
00:27:17.099 --> 00:27:18.440
We were recording something together.
654
00:27:18.460 --> 00:27:19.180
I remember the day.
655
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:23.019
I do. And you walked in, and I always couldn't-
656
00:27:23.079 --> 00:27:26.720
I could never find jeans. I have a very- unusual build,
657
00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:31.299
I'll say. And... Oh, come on.
658
00:27:31.329 --> 00:27:31.690
Anyway.
659
00:27:31.710 --> 00:27:33.289
What the sound? Sorry.
660
00:27:33.309 --> 00:27:35.750
What's your inseam? What's your leg? We have a long leg.
661
00:27:35.769 --> 00:27:37.670
You have a fine leg, I think. What's your inseam?
662
00:27:37.809 --> 00:27:38.970
I have a very long leg.
663
00:27:38.990 --> 00:27:39.650
We'll say it together.
664
00:27:39.690 --> 00:27:39.890
Ready?
665
00:27:39.910 --> 00:27:41.410
Here's our inseam. One, two, three.
666
00:27:41.410 --> 00:27:42.029
36.
667
00:27:42.029 --> 00:27:43.630
I'm a 36.
668
00:27:43.630 --> 00:27:45.740
I'm a 36. Is it really? You said you were
669
00:27:45.819 --> 00:27:51.519
a 36. Well, I was afraid. I was afraid to go.
670
00:27:51.539 --> 00:27:54.750
I have a very, I have a long inseam. And
671
00:27:54.829 --> 00:27:58.670
so I, so anyway, I see this gentleman come in
672
00:27:58.690 --> 00:28:00.799
and he's wearing these amazing jeans. And I said, oh
673
00:28:00.819 --> 00:28:04.240
my God, Jeff. Where'd you get those jeans? She went, oh, well,
674
00:28:04.339 --> 00:28:09.569
oh my boy. Oh my boy. Oh my boy. Oh good, oh,
675
00:28:09.769 --> 00:28:12.890
and you went, oh, mm, oh my boy, you simply must, mm, oh.
676
00:28:13.130 --> 00:28:14.630
And then you said, and then you said, and then
677
00:28:14.670 --> 00:28:17.970
you said, I'll never forget, you said, the Schaefer Garment Hotel.
678
00:28:17.990 --> 00:28:18.529
That's right.
679
00:28:18.569 --> 00:28:18.829
What?
680
00:28:18.930 --> 00:28:19.430
And it's this place.
681
00:28:19.470 --> 00:28:20.009
Yeah, Robert Schaefer.
682
00:28:20.269 --> 00:28:22.329
Yeah, you said, oh, the Schaefer Garment Hotel. And I
683
00:28:22.369 --> 00:28:24.009
go there, and you said, just go, just go. So
684
00:28:24.069 --> 00:28:26.559
I go, and of course, it's the coolest people in
685
00:28:26.599 --> 00:28:29.660
the world, and they have like an old denim machine. What?
686
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:31.700
It's like the John Wick Hotel, but for clothes?
687
00:28:31.740 --> 00:28:34.940
Yes, yes, it is. It's the John Wick Hotel, except
688
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:35.960
just for jeans.
689
00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:36.480
Oh my.
690
00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:38.359
And how about the hat maker in the back?
691
00:28:38.380 --> 00:28:40.420
Oh, there's a guy there wearing like Slash's hat, and
692
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:41.900
he's like, I'll make you one of these. And I went, well,
693
00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:43.519
I don't know if I can carry that off. There's
694
00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:44.960
a dog that's in the store.
695
00:28:44.980 --> 00:28:47.640
Yeah, that's right. Do you know who I ran into
696
00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:50.430
there once? I was with Emily. We went there to
697
00:28:50.470 --> 00:28:52.190
pick up a pair of jeans or a hat or something.
698
00:28:52.410 --> 00:28:55.990
And it was just us and Bob Dylan.
699
00:28:56.109 --> 00:28:56.970
Oh, my God.
700
00:28:57.130 --> 00:29:01.299
Yes, because he got his hats from that guy. I
701
00:29:01.660 --> 00:29:03.519
saw him out of the corner of my eye. I
702
00:29:04.220 --> 00:29:07.799
kept– I had important business. I was talking about hats.
703
00:29:08.150 --> 00:29:10.359
And he came in and before I could say anything
704
00:29:10.390 --> 00:29:12.579
to him, he left. But I think Emily, I don't
705
00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:13.539
know if she said anything.
706
00:29:13.559 --> 00:29:14.579
Wait, you didn't go up to him?
707
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:16.119
No, no. I wish I had.
708
00:29:16.740 --> 00:29:19.519
I think I, I mean, I've told this before, but
709
00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:20.220
I met him once.
710
00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:20.299
Oh.
711
00:29:21.099 --> 00:29:23.019
I got pushed to the front of the, I was,
712
00:29:23.339 --> 00:29:25.579
I went to see some concert of his and I
713
00:29:25.619 --> 00:29:28.079
was backstage and someone pushed me to the front of
714
00:29:28.140 --> 00:29:30.200
a line and there he was, the great Bob Dylan.
715
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.369
And it's my one chance to meet him. And he,
716
00:29:33.829 --> 00:29:36.130
all this conversation stopped and Bob Dylan looked at me
717
00:29:36.150 --> 00:29:41.690
and he went, I know you from the TV. It's true.
718
00:29:41.930 --> 00:29:45.190
It's true. The TV. He said, I know you from
719
00:29:45.230 --> 00:29:48.930
the TV. And just then, the other person backstage was
720
00:29:49.190 --> 00:29:52.569
Vice President Al Gore. And so all I hear is,
721
00:29:53.009 --> 00:29:55.950
I know you from the TV. And then I heard, Conan, Conan,
722
00:29:55.990 --> 00:29:58.430
it's me, Al Gore. And I'm like, what?
723
00:29:58.450 --> 00:29:59.430
What is this event?
724
00:29:59.690 --> 00:30:02.529
And I go, what? We're all there for a concert
725
00:30:02.569 --> 00:30:04.690
to see Bob Dylan perform. And he goes like, I
726
00:30:04.750 --> 00:30:06.650
love rock and roll. You know, and.
727
00:30:07.509 --> 00:30:11.380
And suddenly, he's talking to me, and I see Bob
728
00:30:11.390 --> 00:30:17.220
Dylan scuttle away. I was cock-blocked with Bob Dylan by
729
00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:18.680
Vice President Al Gore.
730
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:19.759
That's a true story.
731
00:30:19.779 --> 00:30:21.440
If you had told me that that wasn't a true story,
732
00:30:21.460 --> 00:30:23.240
but that was a dream you had last night, it
733
00:30:23.259 --> 00:30:24.200
would be just as credible.
734
00:30:24.220 --> 00:30:27.640
Yeah, and then, trust me, I wanted to detach Gore's
735
00:30:27.680 --> 00:30:30.549
tongue from his body to get him to stop yapping
736
00:30:30.630 --> 00:30:34.150
at me. No, I'm sorry. All due respect to the
737
00:30:34.210 --> 00:30:37.069
former Vice President and, of course, a leading... figure in
738
00:30:37.109 --> 00:30:38.809
climate prevention change.
739
00:30:39.650 --> 00:30:43.029
Just another nocturnal emission happening.
740
00:30:43.049 --> 00:30:45.430
You know what? He does this to me. Jeff Goldblum
741
00:30:45.450 --> 00:30:47.890
does this to me. You're not wrong. He unmans me.
742
00:30:48.690 --> 00:30:51.390
You're just bewitching and this is joyous.
743
00:30:51.470 --> 00:30:51.730
Yes.
744
00:31:05.579 --> 00:31:08.119
That's the thing about doors. Open one and whole new
745
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764
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When I'm around you... Uh-oh, look at him take a sip.
765
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:36.799
Everything he does is perfection. You just want to take
766
00:32:36.839 --> 00:32:39.299
a sip, and it's like there's a golden liquid in there,
767
00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:42.829
but I know it's just something... Okay, looks like ginger
768
00:32:42.890 --> 00:32:43.869
ale or rum, I don't know.
769
00:32:44.049 --> 00:32:46.269
No, it's some green tea that they made for me here.
770
00:32:46.750 --> 00:32:53.099
But I know how you despise... Iced drinks. Of course,
771
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:56.039
I heard that whole, I've seen every, I've heard every episode,
772
00:32:56.279 --> 00:32:56.789
every single one.
773
00:32:56.819 --> 00:32:59.059
I don't know if we should be excited or horrified
774
00:32:59.099 --> 00:33:00.740
that you're coming here. You know our deepest, darkest foibles.
775
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:02.299
I know everything, everything.
776
00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:04.700
I have to say, We're terrible people. Jeff, you know,
777
00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:06.079
we really are an awful lot.
778
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:08.359
You can do better than us, Jeff.
779
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:11.299
You know what, you can sip any day because everything you, Yeah,
780
00:33:11.339 --> 00:33:15.299
do it in my, listen, listen. Oh my God. That
781
00:33:15.339 --> 00:33:20.039
is Jeff Goldblum sipping. Oh my God, you're the best.
782
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:27.339
You know, it's interesting to me, there is a sensuality
783
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:31.309
that you exude about, see, even with the smallest gestures,
784
00:33:31.329 --> 00:33:34.430
a sensuality. And then I find, and I'm quite comfortable
785
00:33:34.470 --> 00:33:39.190
in my sexuality, but I find that when I'm around you,
786
00:33:39.829 --> 00:33:43.029
I'm open for anything. I really am. I am. I'm
787
00:33:43.049 --> 00:33:45.529
just saying that. I feel the same. And Matt is
788
00:33:45.609 --> 00:33:46.890
as well. We're just up for it.
789
00:33:46.890 --> 00:33:49.710
I'd like to offer myself as a sacrifice in some way.
790
00:33:49.809 --> 00:33:51.690
Wait, you mean like if Jeff invited you to like
791
00:33:51.759 --> 00:33:54.579
a weird sex party, you'd be like, oh, okay.
792
00:33:54.630 --> 00:33:56.559
You know how uptight I am, right? Yes, that's why
793
00:33:56.579 --> 00:34:00.559
I'm surprised. But if Jeff Goldblum said, oh, come with
794
00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:02.460
me into this special sanctum and I want you to
795
00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:04.839
introduce me to... introduce you to my secret friends, and
796
00:34:05.220 --> 00:34:07.839
it's going to be, but first you must apply this
797
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:10.739
wax and oil. I would do it. I would do
798
00:34:10.780 --> 00:34:11.860
it because he's that.
799
00:34:12.099 --> 00:34:14.179
And it's going to be Diane Keaton, Ron Howard, and
800
00:34:14.219 --> 00:34:14.929
Robert Altman.
801
00:34:14.969 --> 00:34:16.849
And Bob Dylan in Al Gore. And Bob Dylan's going
802
00:34:16.869 --> 00:34:19.650
to see me and go, I know you from the TV.
803
00:34:19.769 --> 00:34:22.869
Bob's going to know you in a whole different way.
804
00:34:24.190 --> 00:34:26.230
And then I'm just about to get it on with
805
00:34:26.269 --> 00:34:28.909
Bob Dylan when I get to hear, Conan, Conan.
806
00:34:28.929 --> 00:34:29.260
Ha, ha, ha.
807
00:34:29.369 --> 00:34:30.409
Ha, ha, ha.
808
00:34:31.389 --> 00:34:34.539
It's me, Vice President Al Gore.
809
00:34:36.579 --> 00:34:41.000
Very erotic. Yeah. Well, this little packet that we're in,
810
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:42.679
don't you love this? Is this the first date?
811
00:34:42.900 --> 00:34:43.940
This is the first time, yeah.
812
00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:47.820
Well, I love this blue velvet purse that we're in.
813
00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:49.440
It's like a sex panic room.
814
00:34:49.820 --> 00:34:50.019
What?
815
00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:52.019
I don't know. With microphones.
816
00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:54.739
Have you ever been in a sex panic?
817
00:34:54.820 --> 00:34:57.260
I have been in a sex panic myself.
818
00:34:57.559 --> 00:34:58.559
I like it.
819
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:03.670
See, that's the problem. That's why I envy you. I'm sorry.
820
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:07.440
I don't think Jeff would ever be in a sex panic.
821
00:35:07.539 --> 00:35:09.139
Jeff Goldblum would never be in a sex panic. I
822
00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:12.639
am in a constant, even when there's nothing sexual happening,
823
00:35:12.659 --> 00:35:14.840
I'm in a sex panic. I'm constantly in my own head. Well,
824
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:15.960
he's the antidote, because.
825
00:35:15.860 --> 00:35:19.230
He could be a sex bomb to your sex panic.
826
00:35:19.389 --> 00:35:23.369
A sex whisperer. Yes, a sex whisperer. Sex bomb, sex bomb.
827
00:35:23.989 --> 00:35:26.610
Who did that song? Sex bomb. It wasn't bomb, but
828
00:35:26.630 --> 00:35:27.869
it was bomb. Oh, yeah.
829
00:35:28.130 --> 00:35:29.150
Sex bomb.
830
00:35:29.170 --> 00:35:31.150
Was it B-52s? No, it was a big hit in Europe,
831
00:35:31.190 --> 00:35:34.820
particularly during these couple of years that I remember. Sex bomb,
832
00:35:34.900 --> 00:35:37.679
sex bomb. You only remember a couple of years? No,
833
00:35:37.699 --> 00:35:39.460
during these couple of years. When it was a hit,
834
00:35:39.980 --> 00:35:42.139
he's looking it up. When it was a hit, I
835
00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:43.900
was in Europe making a movie, and it was on
836
00:35:44.179 --> 00:35:45.719
all the time. But I don't think it made its
837
00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:46.539
way across the pond.
838
00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:48.489
I don't think it did either. Sex bomb.
839
00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:50.949
And there was a video. I'll give you a clue.
840
00:35:51.010 --> 00:35:57.170
That same singer is not unusual. Oh, Tom Jones? Tom Jones, exactly.
841
00:35:57.409 --> 00:35:59.309
What James Bond? Thunderball.
842
00:36:00.449 --> 00:36:03.309
Do you know that Johnny.
843
00:36:02.570 --> 00:36:05.869
Cash did a rejected Thunderball theme song? I did not
844
00:36:05.909 --> 00:36:08.869
know that. That's true. Well, he unsolicited sent it to
845
00:36:08.889 --> 00:36:23.360
them and they went, we never asked for this. It
846
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:25.340
was not that song. It was his own song.
847
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:27.210
You know, can I say something? And this is to be,
848
00:36:27.469 --> 00:36:29.389
because I know a lot about Johnny Cash. I revere him.
849
00:36:29.690 --> 00:36:32.369
He sent in a lot of unsolicited songs. He was
850
00:36:32.449 --> 00:36:36.489
constantly sending in like Prel Shampoo, Alpo Dog Food.
851
00:36:36.510 --> 00:36:36.590
What?
852
00:36:36.610 --> 00:36:39.579
Yeah, he was constantly sending in I've Got a Different
853
00:36:39.599 --> 00:36:42.920
Way You Could Go with that song, Purina Cat Chow,
854
00:36:42.940 --> 00:36:43.619
Chow Chow Chow.
855
00:36:43.940 --> 00:36:44.539
I can't even.
856
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:46.739
Not true. I believed you for a second and now
857
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:48.000
I feel really dumb.
858
00:36:48.019 --> 00:36:48.519
I did too.
859
00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:49.280
I was like, oh.
860
00:36:49.429 --> 00:36:49.840
No, you're kidding.
861
00:36:49.860 --> 00:36:51.989
You know the best part of waking up is lifting
862
00:36:52.070 --> 00:36:55.570
in your cup. No. Johnny Cash first sent it in.
863
00:36:56.690 --> 00:36:58.030
He did it in that Johnny Cash way.
864
00:36:58.150 --> 00:37:03.309
Yeah, he first sang that song. Look sharp. Feel sharp.
865
00:37:03.510 --> 00:37:04.030
Yes.
866
00:37:04.349 --> 00:37:08.030
Be sharp. Ring a burning fire. Ring a burning fire.
867
00:37:11.269 --> 00:37:13.670
I'm stuck on Band-Aids.
868
00:37:13.710 --> 00:37:17.489
Because Band-Aids stuck on me. He did the Oscar Mayer song.
869
00:37:17.630 --> 00:37:18.329
Duh.
870
00:37:18.449 --> 00:37:23.099
Babylonia has a first name. It's O-S-E-A-R. Babylonia has a
871
00:37:23.139 --> 00:37:25.639
second name. Oh, and you know what? I mean.
872
00:37:25.980 --> 00:37:27.679
No, no. Wasn't the Oscar Mayer.
873
00:37:27.860 --> 00:37:29.280
You know what the sad? No, no, no. The last
874
00:37:29.300 --> 00:37:30.760
thing he did before he passed away was the car
875
00:37:30.780 --> 00:37:32.079
for kids jingle. No, no.
876
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:34.119
Yeah. I don't know that jingle.
877
00:37:34.219 --> 00:37:34.550
Sing it.
878
00:37:34.860 --> 00:37:38.050
Is it 1-800-CARS-FOR-KIDS? Something like that.
879
00:37:38.269 --> 00:37:40.309
Oh, that. Okay, yeah. No, but I think the Oscar
880
00:37:40.329 --> 00:37:42.730
Mayer thing was, I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. Oh,
881
00:37:42.909 --> 00:37:46.460
I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. Yes, I'd
882
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:48.420
like to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. That's what I'd
883
00:37:48.440 --> 00:37:50.099
really like to be. I'd like to be an Oscar
884
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:51.980
Mayer wiener. Now all the kids would be in love
885
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:52.679
with me.
886
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:53.099
Yes.
887
00:37:53.219 --> 00:37:55.300
I fell into a burning ring of fire. Yeah.
888
00:37:56.000 --> 00:37:58.269
Just so you know, to be fair, that most jingles
889
00:37:58.289 --> 00:38:01.170
that you love were written by Johnny Cash. That's true. Unsolicited.
890
00:38:01.190 --> 00:38:04.139
He would just send them in. But he did do
891
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:07.440
the Thunderball. This is how we got started. Dropping mental breadcrumbs.
892
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:10.500
He did... Send in the thunder, you say.
893
00:38:10.699 --> 00:38:12.920
And it sounds like a typical Johnny Cash song, except
894
00:38:12.980 --> 00:38:15.039
it has kind of like John Barry horns in it.
895
00:38:15.579 --> 00:38:16.440
It's really something.
896
00:38:16.780 --> 00:38:19.099
I love that. I love that thunderball. I was right
897
00:38:19.139 --> 00:38:21.780
at the right age for that because I'd consumed Dr.
898
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:24.510
No from Rush With Love, Goldfinger. I was so ready
899
00:38:24.550 --> 00:38:28.650
for thunderball. Boy, that was great. Is he your favorite
900
00:38:28.670 --> 00:38:29.670
Bond of all time?
901
00:38:30.829 --> 00:38:34.480
Uh... I'm gonna say for me, it's Sean Connery, but
902
00:38:34.659 --> 00:38:38.190
Daniel Craig is right there with him. And I thought
903
00:38:38.389 --> 00:38:40.630
no one could do that. I thought no one could.
904
00:38:40.650 --> 00:38:43.190
Sean Connery was so incredible.
905
00:38:43.349 --> 00:38:46.170
Fantastic. When he peaked, when he went to the summit
906
00:38:46.190 --> 00:38:50.539
of the Alps, After Thunderball, I think, nothing against John Connery,
907
00:38:50.579 --> 00:38:52.380
those movies, it started.
908
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:53.860
To- He was phoning it in a bit.
909
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:56.460
Wither, yeah. And by the time he got to Jill St.
910
00:38:56.480 --> 00:39:00.320
John and- Diamonds Are Forever. Diamonds Are Forever. Yeah, you know,
911
00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:00.929
not my favorite.
912
00:39:01.510 --> 00:39:03.469
Can I just say, I've never been happier in my
913
00:39:03.510 --> 00:39:04.289
life right now.
914
00:39:04.610 --> 00:39:06.190
I know, this is right up your alley.
915
00:39:06.210 --> 00:39:06.690
I'll tell you this.
916
00:39:07.409 --> 00:39:09.670
Matt Gourley is a Bond fanatic and a huge Jeff
917
00:39:09.690 --> 00:39:13.239
Goldblum fan. Now he's in a room. They've both come together,
918
00:39:13.340 --> 00:39:15.960
and he's having a nocturnal emission. Oh, my God. There's
919
00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:17.260
so many emissions happening.
920
00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:19.920
A diurnal emission all day long here.
921
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:20.760
What?
922
00:39:21.019 --> 00:39:24.969
Yeah. The what? The what? Diurnal? Diurnal. Oh, is that
923
00:39:25.030 --> 00:39:26.389
the daytime? The diurnal?
924
00:39:26.429 --> 00:39:27.070
I believe so.
925
00:39:27.449 --> 00:39:32.980
Di-diurnal. Di-diurnal. Diurnal. Di-diurnal. diurnal. I believe I know that song.
926
00:39:33.030 --> 00:39:34.019
Johnny Cash first.
927
00:39:33.889 --> 00:39:35.010
Sent that in.
928
00:39:35.070 --> 00:39:36.690
Okay, listen.
929
00:39:36.710 --> 00:39:36.789
Yes.
930
00:39:36.809 --> 00:39:39.550
He submitted all my... Bar mitzvah song.
931
00:39:39.610 --> 00:39:42.989
You know what makes it perfect? You know what makes
932
00:39:43.010 --> 00:39:43.389
it perfect?
933
00:39:43.409 --> 00:39:45.340
I fell into a burning ring of.
934
00:39:45.460 --> 00:39:48.679
It's becoming more Elvis. It's becoming more Elvis than Johnny Cash.
935
00:39:48.699 --> 00:39:52.429
I never said I was the perfect... Oh my God.
936
00:39:52.500 --> 00:39:55.630
You know, you are a terrific jazz musician, and I'm
937
00:39:55.650 --> 00:39:59.789
bringing this up for a reason. I think to understand...
938
00:39:59.780 --> 00:40:03.280
Jeff Goldblum, which is impossible. But to really understand what
939
00:40:03.530 --> 00:40:06.530
makes this man tick, I think is your love of jazz.
940
00:40:06.650 --> 00:40:10.869
You are constantly improvising in the moment and tuned into
941
00:40:10.909 --> 00:40:13.570
that crazy galaxy that real jazz musicians are tuned into.
942
00:40:14.230 --> 00:40:15.750
And a good friend of mine just went and saw
943
00:40:15.769 --> 00:40:18.269
you perform the other night and said that you were fantastic. Really?
944
00:40:18.489 --> 00:40:19.070
That's very nice.
945
00:40:19.090 --> 00:40:20.969
That's very encouraging. Thank you. Yeah, we played the Disney
946
00:40:21.010 --> 00:40:21.510
concert hall.
947
00:40:21.590 --> 00:40:23.429
Yes. Oh my God.
948
00:40:23.449 --> 00:40:24.050
A couple of nights ago.
949
00:40:24.570 --> 00:40:27.789
But what I'm saying is, am I correct that that
950
00:40:28.010 --> 00:40:32.280
there's something about music. I just feel like you're in
951
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:36.980
tune with some jazz musical score all the time. And
952
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:38.260
this is a compliment.
953
00:40:38.300 --> 00:40:41.500
By the way. Thank you so much. Well, I aspire
954
00:40:41.519 --> 00:40:44.219
to it. I'm a humble student of jazz and of
955
00:40:44.300 --> 00:40:49.300
the technology of presence in all its various ramifications in
956
00:40:49.360 --> 00:40:52.570
the podcast world, in the jazz world, in the musical world.
957
00:40:52.610 --> 00:40:56.590
And Everything. Oh, I had thought, by the way, hasn't
958
00:40:56.639 --> 00:41:00.760
anybody sung a snippet of a song about friendship as
959
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:03.300
you're still looking for friends? By the way, how many
960
00:41:03.340 --> 00:41:05.639
friends do you need? How long have you been looking
961
00:41:05.659 --> 00:41:08.250
for friends now? How many have you found by this time?
962
00:41:08.309 --> 00:41:11.909
Jeff, they don't often take. That's the problem. I am.
963
00:41:13.449 --> 00:41:16.389
I don't wear well over time. That's one of the problems.
964
00:41:16.409 --> 00:41:18.739
Yeah, but I feel that we are, you know, sometimes plants,
965
00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:21.960
they have to graft, they have to graft into each
966
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:23.019
other is what you're saying.
967
00:41:23.079 --> 00:41:24.500
Yes, I'm right there with you.
968
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:25.400
I think we have.
969
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:27.340
We need to graft into each other.
970
00:41:27.380 --> 00:41:28.739
Yes, we need to very, very much.
971
00:41:28.860 --> 00:41:32.139
Yeah, but think of, do you know any songs about friendship? Well,
972
00:41:32.739 --> 00:41:34.760
the song that, you know, we are going to be
973
00:41:34.800 --> 00:41:39.090
friends that White Stripes did, Jack White. He's a good
974
00:41:39.130 --> 00:41:40.969
friend of mine. And that's the song I wanted.
975
00:41:40.989 --> 00:41:41.369
Name dropper.
976
00:41:43.730 --> 00:41:46.239
He wrote the song with Jeff Altman.
977
00:41:46.809 --> 00:41:47.469
Oh, Jeff Altman.
978
00:41:47.989 --> 00:41:52.960
Robert Altman, sorry. Oh. Anyway, fall is here, hear the yell.
979
00:41:53.300 --> 00:41:56.800
You sing like a nightingale. I love your voice. You
980
00:41:56.840 --> 00:41:59.360
really like my voice? When you're not doing that, you
981
00:41:59.380 --> 00:42:03.780
have a beautiful, authentic, conversational, delightful voice.
982
00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:04.530
Can I say something?
983
00:42:04.550 --> 00:42:05.070
You must.
984
00:42:05.389 --> 00:42:08.789
I'm always so self-conscious that I put trills and foolishness
985
00:42:08.849 --> 00:42:10.489
in there, and I never just sing.
986
00:42:10.530 --> 00:42:12.489
You just sang, and I loved it.
987
00:42:12.789 --> 00:42:14.849
Silent night.
988
00:42:14.869 --> 00:42:14.929
No.
989
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:17.659
You're going to do a thing.
990
00:42:17.900 --> 00:42:23.780
Holy night, all is calm. No, it's doing it again, right?
991
00:42:24.579 --> 00:42:27.940
All is bright. Try to take all the vibrato out
992
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:28.150
of it.
993
00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:30.519
No, no.
994
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:31.820
I mean, you can't be normal.
995
00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:33.969
No, but you were just singing. So sing that, whatever
996
00:42:33.989 --> 00:42:36.909
you want to sing, like the other voice, that's it.
997
00:42:37.690 --> 00:42:38.489
Let's see.
998
00:42:38.869 --> 00:42:39.750
You've got a friend.
999
00:42:40.670 --> 00:42:41.829
Oh, no, I can't sing that song.
1000
00:42:41.989 --> 00:42:43.849
How about the Jason Isbell song you sang to us
1001
00:42:43.869 --> 00:42:44.230
that time?
1002
00:42:44.389 --> 00:42:47.849
Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's that?
1003
00:42:48.409 --> 00:42:52.940
Oh, yeah. How's that go? It goes, never could be
1004
00:42:52.980 --> 00:42:54.400
happy in the city at night.
1005
00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:55.099
That's beautiful.
1006
00:42:56.619 --> 00:42:58.900
Yeah, can't see the stars for the neon lights.
1007
00:42:58.920 --> 00:42:59.260
Beautiful.
1008
00:42:59.719 --> 00:43:03.760
Sidewalks dirty and the river's worse. Underground trains all run
1009
00:43:03.800 --> 00:43:08.130
in reverse. Nobody here can dance like me. Everybody claps
1010
00:43:08.230 --> 00:43:11.260
on the one and the three. Am I the last
1011
00:43:11.300 --> 00:43:15.309
of my kind? Am I the last of my kind?
1012
00:43:15.630 --> 00:43:16.070
That's the song.
1013
00:43:16.090 --> 00:43:19.750
Very moving. Very beautiful. Boy, you should do a whole
1014
00:43:20.070 --> 00:43:22.090
album of songs that way. I'd love to hear you
1015
00:43:22.110 --> 00:43:23.260
do that. He can't do it.
1016
00:43:23.289 --> 00:43:23.869
I can't do it.
1017
00:43:24.030 --> 00:43:24.809
I just want to say beautiful.
1018
00:43:24.829 --> 00:43:26.210
You two are just locked in icons.
1019
00:43:26.250 --> 00:43:27.590
I know. But can I tell you something? Can I
1020
00:43:27.630 --> 00:43:32.900
tell you something, Jeff? I couldn't. And I'm supposed to,
1021
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:35.199
and I want to write a song with Amy Mann.
1022
00:43:35.539 --> 00:43:36.739
Yeah, I love Amy Mann.
1023
00:43:36.840 --> 00:43:39.980
I adore Amy Mann and I'm intimidated by Amy Mann's talent,
1024
00:43:40.340 --> 00:43:43.070
but we promised to write a song together. And then
1025
00:43:43.090 --> 00:43:44.369
the last thing she said to me, I said, yeah,
1026
00:43:44.389 --> 00:43:45.389
I'll do it. And she said, you know, it's just
1027
00:43:45.429 --> 00:43:49.670
gotta be something like sincere and something that you really
1028
00:43:49.710 --> 00:43:51.820
want to say. And I was like, Oh. Yeah. Oh,
1029
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:52.599
that's not going to happen.
1030
00:43:52.619 --> 00:43:53.139
You could do it?
1031
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:56.079
No, I can't. Sona, will you tell them, please take over?
1032
00:43:56.139 --> 00:43:57.760
I was on the edge of my seat the entire
1033
00:43:57.800 --> 00:43:59.429
time you were singing because I thought he was going
1034
00:43:59.449 --> 00:44:01.760
to go into some bit and like do something with
1035
00:44:01.780 --> 00:44:02.119
your voice.
1036
00:44:02.139 --> 00:44:05.269
Things eventually become a bit. It's a bit. You're like
1037
00:44:05.289 --> 00:44:05.909
joking around.
1038
00:44:06.110 --> 00:44:09.190
Well, who knows where it will be consumed or how
1039
00:44:09.230 --> 00:44:11.730
it should be presented. But just for your own, just for,
1040
00:44:11.809 --> 00:44:14.030
you know, just do it. I'd love to hear, just
1041
00:44:14.070 --> 00:44:14.389
for me.
1042
00:44:14.409 --> 00:44:14.710
Yeah, me too.
1043
00:44:14.769 --> 00:44:16.329
And for Sona and for us, I'd love to hear
1044
00:44:16.349 --> 00:44:19.030
you do it. And you don't have to jettison your...
1045
00:44:20.739 --> 00:44:24.360
comedic force of nature. You could be surprising and do
1046
00:44:24.489 --> 00:44:26.289
one like that and one like that and one like that,
1047
00:44:26.469 --> 00:44:29.769
but that's a very useful part of your toolbox, in
1048
00:44:29.809 --> 00:44:31.650
my opinion, and a very enjoyable one.
1049
00:44:32.250 --> 00:44:35.710
Well, that's very nice. I'm curious about something because we
1050
00:44:35.750 --> 00:44:38.909
have so much in common, not just our incredible height
1051
00:44:38.929 --> 00:44:43.579
and physiques, and not just our successful, incredibly successful careers,
1052
00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:53.099
both of us, as actors. My point is that we both,
1053
00:44:53.260 --> 00:44:55.980
and you mentioned this earlier, both of us, both of
1054
00:44:56.019 --> 00:44:57.159
our fathers, doctors.
1055
00:44:57.280 --> 00:44:57.860
Yes, right.
1056
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:00.260
And I don't know. There's this couple of similarities there.
1057
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:03.940
I'm fascinated by this idea that sometimes a salmon just
1058
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:06.389
knows it has to swim upstream. I don't know why,
1059
00:45:06.449 --> 00:45:10.670
but somehow you knew when you were a kid that
1060
00:45:10.710 --> 00:45:12.550
you needed to be an actor, that you needed to
1061
00:45:12.570 --> 00:45:13.110
be a performer.
1062
00:45:13.309 --> 00:45:13.409
Yep.
1063
00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:14.699
I did.
1064
00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:15.500
I did.
1065
00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:17.880
Yeah, around 10, you know, we started to go to
1066
00:45:18.119 --> 00:45:21.239
children's theater. And I was like, what are they doing?
1067
00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:23.030
Who is that? What are they doing backstage? And I'd
1068
00:45:23.070 --> 00:45:26.090
be very excited, you know, to go. And then around
1069
00:45:26.130 --> 00:45:28.909
ninth and tenth grades, I went to this summer session
1070
00:45:28.949 --> 00:45:32.789
of Carnegie Mellon University and took real lessons. Right, right. And,
1071
00:45:33.170 --> 00:45:35.110
you know, oh, no, but before that, yes, I went
1072
00:45:35.150 --> 00:45:38.670
to Chatham Music Day Camp around fifth grade and was
1073
00:45:38.710 --> 00:45:42.449
in this show called And my dad had said, if
1074
00:45:42.469 --> 00:45:44.530
you ever find something you love to do, that maybe
1075
00:45:44.570 --> 00:45:47.670
is a key to your vocational choice, wisely. And that
1076
00:45:47.769 --> 00:45:49.150
night they said, so how'd you like that? And I
1077
00:45:49.170 --> 00:45:52.469
was like, yeah, I liked it. But I kept it
1078
00:45:52.530 --> 00:45:56.340
secret because there was no, you know, we'd I kept
1079
00:45:56.380 --> 00:45:57.980
it secret. I wanted to be an actor. And certainly
1080
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:00.559
in school, I was a well-behaved, good boy. And nobody
1081
00:46:00.579 --> 00:46:02.599
would have thought that I would do anything like that,
1082
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:04.500
except that I played piano here and there.
1083
00:46:04.780 --> 00:46:05.920
So that was it. Yeah.
1084
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:08.559
And he was a doctor. But I must say, I
1085
00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:08.900
don't know.
1086
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:10.119
What kind of doctor, by the way?
1087
00:46:10.179 --> 00:46:12.500
Internal medicine, kind of a family doctor.
1088
00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:12.880
Got it.
1089
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:16.539
But, you know, people, his patients loved him. And he
1090
00:46:16.559 --> 00:46:18.440
would always kind of keep up on his studies and
1091
00:46:18.460 --> 00:46:21.059
this and that. And, you know, he liked medicine. But
1092
00:46:21.380 --> 00:46:24.409
early on, supposedly, the story goes, he was. When he
1093
00:46:25.010 --> 00:46:26.869
wanted to decide what he was going to do, he
1094
00:46:26.909 --> 00:46:28.769
was either going to be a doctor or an actor.
1095
00:46:29.429 --> 00:46:31.989
He had the idea to be an actor. And then
1096
00:46:32.010 --> 00:46:33.550
he stuck his head in the back of a class
1097
00:46:33.590 --> 00:46:35.389
and thought to himself, this is out of my league,
1098
00:46:35.610 --> 00:46:38.940
whatever that meant. So he was a doctor. But so
1099
00:46:38.980 --> 00:46:40.780
he was a little bit tickled when I.
1100
00:46:40.860 --> 00:46:41.360
Of course.
1101
00:46:41.440 --> 00:46:42.139
Yeah.
1102
00:46:42.179 --> 00:46:45.559
And he got to see you become Jeff Goldblum, the
1103
00:46:45.860 --> 00:46:46.219
big deal.
1104
00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:48.699
You know, not such a big deal, not even a
1105
00:46:48.860 --> 00:46:51.400
big deal now. But he got to see me start to,
1106
00:46:51.420 --> 00:46:54.769
because things started to happen quickly. He died like in 83,
1107
00:46:54.769 --> 00:46:56.090
around the time I did The Big Chill. But he
1108
00:46:56.130 --> 00:46:59.070
saw a few movies before that and some plays. And
1109
00:46:59.090 --> 00:47:00.969
I remember I did a play called City Sugar, where
1110
00:47:00.989 --> 00:47:04.969
I was the lead. I was a radio guy in
1111
00:47:05.090 --> 00:47:08.699
England with an English accent, a Stephen Polyakov play called
1112
00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:11.860
City Sugar. And I did it at this off-Broadway show.
1113
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:14.820
He went to see, when he came backstage, and he
1114
00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:17.880
was not like this, he was evil. Burst into tears
1115
00:47:18.159 --> 00:47:22.260
and threw his arms around me. Yeah.
1116
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:23.559
Wow. I know.
1117
00:47:24.019 --> 00:47:26.199
Well, I can't relate.
1118
00:47:26.840 --> 00:47:29.329
I don't mean to interrupt, but I just realized something
1119
00:47:29.349 --> 00:47:31.650
that's speaking of when you knew you wanted to do something.
1120
00:47:31.690 --> 00:47:33.909
When I was a very young boy, my dad took
1121
00:47:33.929 --> 00:47:35.849
me to downtown LA because that's where he used to work.
1122
00:47:36.309 --> 00:47:40.570
First celebrity sighting was something being shot. a warehouse door
1123
00:47:40.710 --> 00:47:44.909
opens up, outruns Ben Vereen, and then outruns Jeff Goldblum
1124
00:47:45.010 --> 00:47:46.269
shooting 10-speed and branching.
1125
00:47:46.289 --> 00:47:48.010
Okay, and I was going to bring this up, that
1126
00:47:48.050 --> 00:47:52.909
the first time we met, TV was our life preserver
1127
00:47:52.929 --> 00:47:56.190
when we were kids. And my brothers, Neil and Luke,
1128
00:47:56.210 --> 00:47:59.190
and I were really into, what's the new show? What's
1129
00:47:59.210 --> 00:48:01.710
the new show? And we're constantly looking for, what's the
1130
00:48:01.750 --> 00:48:03.030
new show going to be? It was a big deal
1131
00:48:03.070 --> 00:48:05.489
back then. Now people are bombarded with TV and streaming
1132
00:48:05.610 --> 00:48:09.920
all the time. Back in the late 70s, early 80s,
1133
00:48:11.739 --> 00:48:13.599
there was a big deal like ABC is coming out
1134
00:48:13.619 --> 00:48:15.900
with its lineup in the fall and all summer you'd
1135
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:17.860
be excited. You'd hear rumors about what it was going
1136
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:19.320
to be and CBS is coming out with this and
1137
00:48:19.420 --> 00:48:21.280
NBC is coming out with that. And there was this
1138
00:48:21.389 --> 00:48:24.650
show that we heard about called 10 Speed and Brown Shoe.
1139
00:48:25.489 --> 00:48:30.090
And my brothers and I watched it and it starred
1140
00:48:30.170 --> 00:48:32.940
Ben Vereen and this guy I'd never heard of before
1141
00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:37.780
named Jeff Goldblum. And it was fucking fantastic. It was
1142
00:48:38.050 --> 00:48:41.670
so good. And I was like, who is that guy?
1143
00:48:42.050 --> 00:48:44.309
Who's that guy? That guy's fantastic. And then the show
1144
00:48:44.449 --> 00:48:45.210
didn't last.
1145
00:48:45.210 --> 00:48:46.429
13 episodes as well.
1146
00:48:47.070 --> 00:48:48.730
It was fantastic. Bring him back.
1147
00:48:49.550 --> 00:48:52.340
Stephen Jay Cannell, dude, who had done Rockford Files and
1148
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:58.110
many other things. And what's the greatest American hero? Well,
1149
00:48:58.139 --> 00:49:02.340
believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
1150
00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:03.679
Please don't ask me to sing that one.
1151
00:49:03.800 --> 00:49:06.139
William Catt. Johnny Cash first sent that in.
1152
00:49:10.980 --> 00:49:14.730
So I, you know, but it's funny that we all have,
1153
00:49:14.789 --> 00:49:16.789
it's so funny that you bring that up, Matt, because
1154
00:49:17.590 --> 00:49:21.269
that is the first time that I met. Jeff Goldblum.
1155
00:49:21.969 --> 00:49:25.900
I'm using your full name just out of reverence. You know,
1156
00:49:25.940 --> 00:49:27.019
it would have been a couple of years into the
1157
00:49:27.059 --> 00:49:29.460
late night show that I met you and you've, you know,
1158
00:49:29.539 --> 00:49:32.239
you've done, I mean, everything. You'd have been in so
1159
00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:35.829
many great movies. And I went back into your dressing
1160
00:49:35.869 --> 00:49:37.449
room and I was like, 10 Speed and Brown Shoe.
1161
00:49:37.489 --> 00:49:40.250
And I remember you were like, oh yeah, 10 Speed
1162
00:49:40.269 --> 00:49:42.139
and Brown Shoe. Because I thought you might say, oh, well,
1163
00:49:42.179 --> 00:49:43.800
who cares about that? You know, I've moved on to
1164
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:47.059
so many other things. But it was such, it really
1165
00:49:47.099 --> 00:49:50.059
tickled me when I was a, I don't know, Zach,
1166
00:49:51.260 --> 00:49:52.139
How old would I have been?
1167
00:49:52.139 --> 00:49:52.300
14, 15?
1168
00:49:52.300 --> 00:49:55.139
Well, it's like 1980, I think. So you were born
1169
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:55.940
in- I was 16, 17.
1170
00:49:55.940 --> 00:49:59.739
I was seven when I saw you guys shooting that.
1171
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.079
And I just was baffled by the cameras and that
1172
00:50:02.099 --> 00:50:04.059
you did it multiple times and going, why are they
1173
00:50:04.099 --> 00:50:05.099
doing it again and again?
1174
00:50:05.619 --> 00:50:07.699
Really? How did you wind up there? Where?
1175
00:50:07.739 --> 00:50:10.130
My dad worked downtown and he would take me to
1176
00:50:10.170 --> 00:50:11.130
downtown quite a bit.
1177
00:50:11.250 --> 00:50:12.769
Downtown LA. What did he do, your dad?
1178
00:50:12.909 --> 00:50:15.150
He was a division manager for the gas company.
1179
00:50:15.329 --> 00:50:15.650
Oh, I see.
1180
00:50:15.670 --> 00:50:17.110
Well, he also sold drugs.
1181
00:50:18.570 --> 00:50:19.309
Major kingpin.
1182
00:50:20.550 --> 00:50:24.389
So downtown, no kidding, and you just happened upon us shooting,
1183
00:50:24.449 --> 00:50:25.260
no kidding.
1184
00:50:25.320 --> 00:50:27.960
Yeah, and I was just blown away.
1185
00:50:28.260 --> 00:50:29.679
I remember, you know, it's so funny when you think
1186
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:32.739
about these brushes with show business. As we said earlier,
1187
00:50:33.159 --> 00:50:36.400
I was so far removed from, you know, show business
1188
00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:38.760
in my childhood. And then I'll never forget, my father
1189
00:50:39.070 --> 00:50:41.110
came home one day and he said, they're shooting a
1190
00:50:41.150 --> 00:50:44.690
movie at my hospital, the Peter Brent Brigham Hospital, which
1191
00:50:44.730 --> 00:50:47.409
is now Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston. It's a
1192
00:50:47.650 --> 00:50:49.860
big hospital. And he said, they're shooting a scene right
1193
00:50:49.900 --> 00:50:53.130
outside my office. And we were like, they're shooting a
1194
00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:56.829
movie in Boston? Near my dad's, like right outside my
1195
00:50:56.849 --> 00:51:02.989
dad's office? That's impossible. That can't be. And so we
1196
00:51:03.050 --> 00:51:05.309
rushed over there and it was a scene where actor
1197
00:51:05.389 --> 00:51:10.469
James Coburn just has to walk out and open a
1198
00:51:10.530 --> 00:51:12.530
car door and get in it and shut the door.
1199
00:51:13.530 --> 00:51:18.619
And it And he walked out, they go, and action.
1200
00:51:19.059 --> 00:51:20.880
And so James Coburn walks up and he walks up
1201
00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:23.320
to the car and it won't open and it won't
1202
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:26.389
open and they go, cut. The car has been, someone
1203
00:51:26.409 --> 00:51:29.090
had locked it with the keys inside. So then we
1204
00:51:29.170 --> 00:51:32.989
watched James Coburn just stand there while three, like seven
1205
00:51:33.030 --> 00:51:37.710
guys crowd around and start with a coat hanger trying
1206
00:51:37.730 --> 00:51:39.949
to open the door. And I got to find out
1207
00:51:39.969 --> 00:51:41.389
the name of this movie because I guess you could
1208
00:51:41.409 --> 00:51:41.610
watch it.
1209
00:51:41.610 --> 00:51:42.389
What year would this have been?
1210
00:51:42.510 --> 00:51:46.329
This would have been like 1971, 72. We could look
1211
00:51:46.349 --> 00:51:51.119
that up. We could find out. And trying to lift
1212
00:51:51.179 --> 00:51:53.010
up the door and they couldn't get it.
1213
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:55.960
And I thought, this is movie making?
1214
00:51:56.039 --> 00:51:56.639
Wow, yeah.
1215
00:51:56.699 --> 00:51:58.059
What the hell is this?
1216
00:51:58.099 --> 00:52:00.139
Well, still, one is struck by that when you go
1217
00:52:00.179 --> 00:52:02.889
to some movie and that's all the little things going on. Hey,
1218
00:52:03.449 --> 00:52:05.309
I love James Coburn. You know, I saw the first
1219
00:52:05.489 --> 00:52:08.630
run of Our man, Flint. Oh, my God. And in
1220
00:52:08.690 --> 00:52:09.969
like Flint. Oh, we're back.
1221
00:52:10.010 --> 00:52:10.269
Yeah.
1222
00:52:10.329 --> 00:52:12.670
Do you remember how the telephone rang in Lee J.
1223
00:52:12.730 --> 00:52:16.320
Cobb's office? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1224
00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:19.940
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Okay,
1225
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:23.639
this was kind of almost a takeoff on James Bond,
1226
00:52:24.090 --> 00:52:25.789
but not really. I mean, it was very silly.
1227
00:52:25.809 --> 00:52:28.940
Derek Flint, Derek Flint. Yeah, and then... Austin Power had
1228
00:52:28.980 --> 00:52:30.699
kind of borrowed some things like that, kind of went
1229
00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:31.219
from there.
1230
00:52:31.239 --> 00:52:32.570
What is the James Coburn movie?
1231
00:52:32.610 --> 00:52:33.659
I've got to find that out.
1232
00:52:33.719 --> 00:52:35.010
I'll bet. It's a medical mystery. Let me guess.
1233
00:52:35.190 --> 00:52:37.650
After that, I think after that, he did a movie
1234
00:52:37.690 --> 00:52:42.289
called The President's Analyst. Oh, yeah. I remember him talking
1235
00:52:42.329 --> 00:52:44.070
about it on talk shows. I used to love talk
1236
00:52:44.090 --> 00:52:46.090
shows when I was in Pittsburgh. I used to tune
1237
00:52:46.110 --> 00:52:49.150
into— In summer, stay home all day and watch the
1238
00:52:49.170 --> 00:52:51.460
Mike Douglas show. Go from Mike Douglas to, you know,
1239
00:52:51.780 --> 00:52:55.840
Dinah Shore and Merv Griffin. And he used to come on. Remember,
1240
00:52:55.900 --> 00:53:00.300
he was kind of a countercultural hippie actor then. And
1241
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:02.019
he used to come on with a turtleneck, you know,
1242
00:53:02.039 --> 00:53:04.519
or in a medallion or something like that. And his act,
1243
00:53:04.539 --> 00:53:06.480
he used to come on, not just talk. He wanted
1244
00:53:06.519 --> 00:53:09.909
to play the gong. Yeah. And he used to bring
1245
00:53:09.989 --> 00:53:16.269
onto Carson a big, big gong and go. You know, that,
1246
00:53:16.329 --> 00:53:17.230
that was his act, you know.
1247
00:53:18.130 --> 00:53:20.150
We had, you know what I love, in the tradition of,
1248
00:53:20.289 --> 00:53:22.440
just to let people know that we did our best
1249
00:53:22.579 --> 00:53:26.659
during my late night run to keep the madness going.
1250
00:53:26.820 --> 00:53:28.519
You talk about, you know, how people would just do
1251
00:53:28.579 --> 00:53:31.420
strange things. One of the stranger things we did once
1252
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:33.400
was we just put out a salt lick on my
1253
00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:35.739
show to see if we could attract a celebrity. And
1254
00:53:35.789 --> 00:53:41.079
then you did it so nicely. out of nowhere, just Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
1255
00:53:41.639 --> 00:53:43.460
just in the corner, but he does it sort of
1256
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:48.539
like a nervous deer, and he slowly approaches, and I'm like, oh,
1257
00:53:48.579 --> 00:53:52.199
looks like Jeff Goldblum, shh, everyone be quiet. And he
1258
00:53:52.219 --> 00:53:56.539
came out, and then he like sniffed, sniffed the salt lick,
1259
00:53:56.559 --> 00:53:58.639
and then he took a little lick. I remember that
1260
00:53:58.659 --> 00:54:02.010
being one of my favorite, such a stupid, I don't care.
1261
00:54:02.070 --> 00:54:05.710
So James Coburn played the gong with Carson. Yeah, let's see,
1262
00:54:05.750 --> 00:54:07.389
let's see you have Jeff Goldblum.
1263
00:54:07.849 --> 00:54:09.050
What do we got for Coburn?
1264
00:54:09.070 --> 00:54:10.650
The Coburn is the Cary Treatment.
1265
00:54:11.090 --> 00:54:14.469
Cary Treatment is a 1972 American crime thriller film by
1266
00:54:14.489 --> 00:54:15.420
Blake Edwards Baseball.
1267
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:15.699
Yes.
1268
00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:17.940
It takes place in Boston. In Boston.
1269
00:54:18.019 --> 00:54:18.300
Dr.
1270
00:54:18.340 --> 00:54:21.199
Peter Cary, played by James Coburn, is a pathologist who
1271
00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:23.059
moves to Boston where he starts working. Okay.
1272
00:54:23.300 --> 00:54:26.260
I don't know it, but Blake Edwards, boy. Well, guess what?
1273
00:54:26.500 --> 00:54:30.909
So this is another fun story. My dad's there. This
1274
00:54:30.949 --> 00:54:32.969
didn't happen when I was there. They kept shooting this
1275
00:54:33.110 --> 00:54:35.389
right outside my dad's window, and he kept thinking, well,
1276
00:54:35.409 --> 00:54:38.050
I could keep looking under this microscope. for a cure
1277
00:54:38.070 --> 00:54:39.719
to a terrible disease where I could go outside and
1278
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:42.099
hang out with these movie folk. So he went outside
1279
00:54:42.139 --> 00:54:45.059
and he's chatting and he can't believe it, but Blake
1280
00:54:45.139 --> 00:54:50.280
Edwards is there with his wife, Julie Andrews. And a
1281
00:54:50.380 --> 00:54:52.619
friend of my dad's who doesn't know much, because he's
1282
00:54:52.659 --> 00:54:55.360
always looking in a microscope, is talking to Blake Edwards.
1283
00:54:55.420 --> 00:54:58.190
And then he turned to Julie Andrews And said- The
1284
00:54:58.230 --> 00:54:59.789
friend of your dad's. The friend of my dad's. And said,
1285
00:54:59.889 --> 00:55:03.599
now tell me, miss, what do you do? Oh, no.
1286
00:55:03.940 --> 00:55:04.639
Oh, no.
1287
00:55:04.659 --> 00:55:05.340
Come on.
1288
00:55:05.460 --> 00:55:08.099
And she said, well, I'm, you know, an actress as well.
1289
00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:11.179
And he went, well. And then later on, people told
1290
00:55:11.239 --> 00:55:13.670
him what he did. And the guy, I think, put
1291
00:55:13.690 --> 00:55:14.789
his head in a cyclotron.
1292
00:55:14.829 --> 00:55:14.900
Oh.
1293
00:55:15.489 --> 00:55:18.530
It's like that scene from Notting Hill when Julia Roberts
1294
00:55:18.570 --> 00:55:19.050
comes in.
1295
00:55:19.070 --> 00:55:21.929
I know that reference.
1296
00:55:22.349 --> 00:55:22.670
Yes.
1297
00:55:22.849 --> 00:55:23.769
There you go.
1298
00:55:23.789 --> 00:55:26.510
We're getting closer and closer to her references.
1299
00:55:26.550 --> 00:55:28.489
When you said Julie Andrews, I was like, yeah, she
1300
00:55:28.530 --> 00:55:30.630
narrated Bridgerton, so I know her.
1301
00:55:30.690 --> 00:55:31.170
And you know what?
1302
00:55:31.190 --> 00:55:33.949
Oh, my God. Sound of music, sound of music. I'm kidding.
1303
00:55:34.190 --> 00:55:34.800
I'm kidding.
1304
00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:38.340
You know, when the Thanksgiving Day Parade, when I lived
1305
00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:42.019
in New York, we lived on the Upper West Side,
1306
00:55:42.099 --> 00:55:47.480
and my kids were crazy about seeing the parade go
1307
00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:49.159
by and so I'd always take them. They were little
1308
00:55:49.199 --> 00:55:52.449
kids to see the parade. And once I'm watching on
1309
00:55:52.469 --> 00:55:55.710
the television and we haven't gone down yet and the
1310
00:55:55.750 --> 00:55:57.510
parade is going by and then they said, and here
1311
00:55:57.610 --> 00:56:02.610
comes Julie Andrews. I lost my fucking mind. I'm at
1312
00:56:02.630 --> 00:56:05.929
the time, you know, I'm whatever, I'm a 46 year
1313
00:56:05.989 --> 00:56:10.010
old man. I ran without my kids. Oh my God.
1314
00:56:10.070 --> 00:56:10.829
How old were they?
1315
00:56:11.050 --> 00:56:12.389
And I ran all the way down. They were like,
1316
00:56:12.429 --> 00:56:12.809
where are you going?
1317
00:56:12.849 --> 00:56:13.449
I was like, Tom!
1318
00:56:13.829 --> 00:56:15.690
And I ran because I wanted to get down there fast.
1319
00:56:15.730 --> 00:56:16.909
And I saw her go by and I was like,
1320
00:56:17.050 --> 00:56:20.780
it's Julie Andrews. And I've been on TV at this point,
1321
00:56:20.840 --> 00:56:24.199
you know, whatever, 12 years. And I'm like, ah, Julie Andrews.
1322
00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:27.659
I mean, she didn't see me, but- Amazing.
1323
00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:30.340
Yeah. Amazing. How about the movie 10? She's in the
1324
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:32.320
movie 10, of course, too. But Sound of Music, I
1325
00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:34.119
saw when it first came out. It was a big
1326
00:56:34.159 --> 00:56:36.199
deal around that year. And I showed it to our
1327
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:38.440
kids now. We showed Sound of Music. We haven't shown
1328
00:56:38.460 --> 00:56:40.780
them many movies. I'm going to show them. They've never
1329
00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:42.280
been to a movie theater, but I think I'm going
1330
00:56:42.300 --> 00:56:45.639
to take them to see Jurassic World. Your kids are- Seven,
1331
00:56:45.659 --> 00:56:47.780
almost seven, and just turned five. Oh, my God.
1332
00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:48.059
Okay.
1333
00:56:48.079 --> 00:56:49.969
So they're at such a great age. And because of
1334
00:56:50.050 --> 00:56:52.960
COVID- They've missed out on some of these great experiences.
1335
00:56:52.980 --> 00:56:55.219
Like going to a movie theater is so– that was
1336
00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:57.340
the biggest thing in the world that could happen to
1337
00:56:57.380 --> 00:56:59.380
me was to get to go to a movie theater
1338
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:00.340
and see a movie.
1339
00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:00.639
Really?
1340
00:57:01.099 --> 00:57:03.460
Yeah. And so when I say to anyone in my
1341
00:57:03.500 --> 00:57:04.639
family now, hey, do you want to go see a movie?
1342
00:57:04.659 --> 00:57:06.699
They're like, eh. I don't know. I'm like, I don't know.
1343
00:57:06.719 --> 00:57:08.960
What are you talking about? It's because they can see
1344
00:57:09.019 --> 00:57:10.699
anything they want at any time.
1345
00:57:10.719 --> 00:57:13.079
Right, right. Oh, yeah. Going to a movie theater. I'm
1346
00:57:13.119 --> 00:57:15.219
about to do– I'm involved in this cycle of publicity
1347
00:57:15.260 --> 00:57:16.500
for Jurassic Park Dominion.
1348
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:16.599
Yeah.
1349
00:57:16.889 --> 00:57:18.550
And one of the things we're encouraging people to do,
1350
00:57:18.889 --> 00:57:20.809
genuinely on my part, is to go out and see
1351
00:57:20.849 --> 00:57:23.090
it in the movies, you know, of course. And I
1352
00:57:23.130 --> 00:57:25.250
made a list because of that. I thought, oh, what
1353
00:57:25.289 --> 00:57:28.019
are the best times I've ever had in movie theaters
1354
00:57:28.099 --> 00:57:30.659
in my life? Because it's, you know. That's a way
1355
00:57:30.699 --> 00:57:33.900
to talk about it. And so I started to remember,
1356
00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:36.900
and with the help of my sister, too, all the
1357
00:57:36.920 --> 00:57:40.130
movies I saw, importantly, when I was a kid. And
1358
00:57:40.170 --> 00:57:42.269
she said, oh, remember this one? And it's been a
1359
00:57:42.730 --> 00:57:43.929
nostalgia blast.
1360
00:57:43.969 --> 00:57:46.210
So these are the movies that really blew you away?
1361
00:57:46.469 --> 00:57:48.289
Yes. These are the ones we remember. She and I
1362
00:57:48.329 --> 00:57:49.699
used to go to, they used to drop us off
1363
00:57:49.719 --> 00:57:52.219
to the Leona Theater, this big, beautiful jewel box of
1364
00:57:52.260 --> 00:57:56.980
a three-tiered, Movie Palace. In Pittsburgh? In Pittsburgh. West Homestead,
1365
00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:59.219
a suburb of Pittsburgh. Not downtown. It's a little suburb,
1366
00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:01.320
but they had this movie theater. And we'd go for,
1367
00:58:01.340 --> 00:58:03.960
you know, 25 cents, 50 cents or something, whatever tickets were.
1368
00:58:04.320 --> 00:58:06.539
Get popcorn with butter and salt and hot dogs.
1369
00:58:06.619 --> 00:58:08.900
So Jeff Goldblum is about to read a list of
1370
00:58:08.940 --> 00:58:09.699
his favorite movies.
1371
00:58:09.800 --> 00:58:11.800
This is heaven. The ones that made a big difference
1372
00:58:11.820 --> 00:58:13.159
that I can remember to this day.
1373
00:58:13.239 --> 00:58:13.739
Let's hear it.
1374
00:58:13.989 --> 00:58:14.260
Okay.
1375
00:58:14.300 --> 00:58:17.150
We saw... See if any of these mean anything to you.
1376
00:58:17.630 --> 00:58:19.010
The Absent-Minded Professor.
1377
00:58:19.050 --> 00:58:19.369
Yes.
1378
00:58:20.090 --> 00:58:22.039
You know, Fred McMurray, Flubber, all that stuff. I made
1379
00:58:22.059 --> 00:58:24.659
a big impression on him. The Blob. Oh, the original?
1380
00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:28.980
Which I've seen recently. Steve McQueen, very good. His first movie,
1381
00:58:29.019 --> 00:58:31.619
you know. Now, who was, of course, you'll know who
1382
00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:33.969
was in all of these movies, which we saw, you know,
1383
00:58:33.989 --> 00:58:36.769
we saw whatever that came to there. But during this period,
1384
00:58:36.969 --> 00:58:40.110
the 60s, you know, early 60s, The Bell Boy, Cinderfella,
1385
00:58:40.150 --> 00:58:43.150
Disorderly Orderly, Visitor Small, Planet, Geisha Boy. Of course, the
1386
00:58:43.170 --> 00:58:46.570
Nutty Professor. Delinquent Rockabye Baby Nutty Professor.
1387
00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:47.039
Yeah.
1388
00:58:47.469 --> 00:58:49.010
Loved it. Then I got the chance to meet him.
1389
00:58:49.030 --> 00:58:50.090
Did you ever meet Jerry?
1390
00:58:50.230 --> 00:58:51.449
I did. I got to meet him. I got to
1391
00:58:51.510 --> 00:58:52.000
interview him.
1392
00:58:52.019 --> 00:58:54.500
That's so interesting. Well, we could talk all about that.
1393
00:58:54.739 --> 00:58:55.960
Well, did you meet Jerry Lewis?
1394
00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:58.340
Yes, I did. I was going to play his son
1395
00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:04.190
in that last movie that he did, Augie Rose. Augie Rose? Oh, no, no.
1396
00:59:04.329 --> 00:59:05.090
Max Rose.
1397
00:59:05.150 --> 00:59:05.889
Max Rose.
1398
00:59:06.650 --> 00:59:09.829
And so I went to Vegas. I was almost going
1399
00:59:09.849 --> 00:59:12.239
to die. it before I got something else and couldn't.
1400
00:59:12.590 --> 00:59:15.719
And so I hung out with him in his office
1401
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:19.820
in Las Vegas. How was he? Amazing. We could talk for,
1402
00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:24.139
you know, amazing. He was big in my childhood and
1403
00:59:24.179 --> 00:59:25.059
during this period.
1404
00:59:25.119 --> 00:59:25.940
Massive star, yeah.
1405
00:59:26.570 --> 00:59:28.929
To meet him. And he was, you know, as you
1406
00:59:28.969 --> 00:59:33.170
know him at that stage, great, you know, great and complicated.
1407
00:59:33.449 --> 00:59:35.170
Very complicated. Yeah. Yeah.
1408
00:59:35.309 --> 00:59:39.050
Yeah. Yeah. Right. But those movies, when we were seeing
1409
00:59:39.090 --> 00:59:41.460
those movies, big deal. Do you know what this movie is?
1410
00:59:41.489 --> 00:59:42.429
The Sterile Cuckoo?
1411
00:59:43.050 --> 00:59:43.300
No.
1412
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:48.280
Liza Minnelli's first movie. She plays a kind of a
1413
00:59:48.300 --> 00:59:49.099
nerdy girl.
1414
00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:52.380
The Sterile Cuckoo. Sterile Cuckoo is coming. Terrible name for
1415
00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:52.559
a movie.
1416
00:59:52.579 --> 00:59:57.369
Yeah. It is. Nobody wants, sterility is never something that
1417
00:59:57.409 --> 00:59:58.889
draws the masses.
1418
00:59:59.789 --> 01:00:04.449
Come one, come all, bring the family. The sterile cuckoo.
1419
01:00:04.469 --> 01:00:06.030
That cuckoo's not having children.
1420
01:00:06.590 --> 01:00:08.789
How about this movie? Who knows this? I don't think
1421
01:00:08.809 --> 01:00:10.389
you will. Georgie Girl.
1422
01:00:10.760 --> 01:00:13.519
Oh, yeah. Hey there, Georgie Girl.
1423
01:00:13.820 --> 01:00:16.739
Walking down the street so fancy free was played by
1424
01:00:17.480 --> 01:00:21.960
Lynn Redgrave, whom I worked with later, believe it or not. Oh, well,
1425
01:00:22.059 --> 01:00:24.099
Bridge on the River Kwai. We saw the first viewing
1426
01:00:24.119 --> 01:00:27.969
of it. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. Ah, yes.
1427
01:00:28.070 --> 01:00:32.670
I love that. Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte. How about, you know,
1428
01:00:32.710 --> 01:00:39.250
Bette Davis and Joan Crawford together. Gaypuree, P-U-R-E-E, an animated
1429
01:00:39.289 --> 01:00:43.239
movie about an impressionistic style, French impressions. about cats. And
1430
01:00:43.260 --> 01:00:47.119
I think Robert Goulet did a voice, you know. Great. Dr.
1431
01:00:47.159 --> 01:00:50.119
No from Rush with Love. Goldfinger. Fantastic. Iron Man. Flint.
1432
01:00:50.159 --> 01:00:51.920
I have Pink Panther. The first Pink Panther.
1433
01:00:51.940 --> 01:00:52.730
Now you put me.
1434
01:00:52.739 --> 01:00:54.760
We went to a movie theater and there was Peter Sellers,
1435
01:00:54.820 --> 01:00:58.519
never seen before as Clouseau. Blake Edwards. Unbelievable.
1436
01:00:58.579 --> 01:01:00.619
I remember the day we saw that. Those movies changed
1437
01:01:00.659 --> 01:01:00.980
my life.
1438
01:01:01.639 --> 01:01:03.480
Bobby D and I went. My best friend went to
1439
01:01:03.519 --> 01:01:08.159
that theater to see Psycho. First time run of Psycho. Unbelievable.
1440
01:01:08.199 --> 01:01:11.619
I just spent some time with Jamie Lee Curtis in CinemaCon.
1441
01:01:12.030 --> 01:01:16.260
You know what's so great about, there were all these great,
1442
01:01:16.530 --> 01:01:18.019
they don't do it anymore, but there were these great
1443
01:01:18.119 --> 01:01:20.719
promotional tricks that they did back in the day to
1444
01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:22.619
get people to come see movies. And Alfred Hitchcock was
1445
01:01:22.699 --> 01:01:27.079
a genius at this. So when Psycho came out, he
1446
01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:31.820
had like ambulances outside the theaters and he very much
1447
01:01:31.880 --> 01:01:37.070
publicized We're going to have medical personnel available for people
1448
01:01:37.110 --> 01:01:40.119
who faint or have seizures during this terrifying movie. And,
1449
01:01:40.920 --> 01:01:42.460
you know, people went mad for it. And there was
1450
01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:44.559
like a do not be late for this one.
1451
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:44.900
Remember?
1452
01:01:44.940 --> 01:01:45.300
Yeah.
1453
01:01:45.340 --> 01:01:46.820
We won't let you in after the first one.
1454
01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:47.039
Yeah, yeah.
1455
01:01:47.079 --> 01:01:48.420
We won't let you in. Do not tell your friends
1456
01:01:48.440 --> 01:01:51.670
what happens. Yes, exactly. And he did all that stuff.
1457
01:01:51.690 --> 01:01:52.530
He did it with the birds.
1458
01:01:52.570 --> 01:01:54.630
He did... He had all these great, I mean, what
1459
01:01:54.650 --> 01:01:57.210
a great showman he was in addition to being, you know,
1460
01:01:57.230 --> 01:01:57.949
this incredible auteur.
1461
01:01:57.969 --> 01:02:00.679
Birds was another movie we saw first run. I loved
1462
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:02.519
that day that we saw that. But then we went, oh,
1463
01:02:02.579 --> 01:02:04.699
I had a crush on this girl. And we went,
1464
01:02:04.739 --> 01:02:06.340
I went on a field trip hoping to kind of
1465
01:02:06.380 --> 01:02:09.269
be near her. I had not, Made any headway when
1466
01:02:09.309 --> 01:02:13.219
we saw Hard Day's Night. What girl did you have
1467
01:02:13.239 --> 01:02:14.559
a crush on? Stephanie Ignatz.
1468
01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:16.739
Oh, I thought you said, oh, okay. I thought you
1469
01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:18.219
meant you had a crush on a girl in the movie. No,
1470
01:02:18.260 --> 01:02:19.940
not in the movie. Those were fellas. They just had
1471
01:02:19.980 --> 01:02:20.440
long hair.
1472
01:02:20.679 --> 01:02:24.039
No. In ninth grade. In ninth grade. No, Stephanie. She
1473
01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:26.369
was going, so I was going to tag along, too.
1474
01:02:26.550 --> 01:02:28.170
Have you ever kept up with Stephanie Ignatz?
1475
01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:28.969
You know, I.
1476
01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:30.539
We have her here today.
1477
01:02:31.280 --> 01:02:33.239
Here she is. A little bit.
1478
01:02:33.260 --> 01:02:34.880
Oh my God, look out. She's deranged.
1479
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:39.360
Some 10 or 15 years after this period. We got
1480
01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:42.079
in touch and we saw each other. She went out
1481
01:02:42.099 --> 01:02:46.969
to California and, you know, I saw her.
1482
01:02:47.630 --> 01:02:48.369
Okay. Okay.
1483
01:02:48.389 --> 01:02:51.329
You saw her, but she didn't see you. You followed
1484
01:02:51.349 --> 01:02:52.070
her from a distance.
1485
01:02:52.190 --> 01:02:53.809
Oh, no, no. Not like that.
1486
01:02:53.849 --> 01:02:54.909
They saw each other.
1487
01:02:55.090 --> 01:02:55.829
Oh, okay.
1488
01:02:55.889 --> 01:02:56.849
He closes the deal.
1489
01:02:56.889 --> 01:02:57.769
No, no, no.
1490
01:02:57.949 --> 01:02:59.989
He understands. Oh, I'm making it clear. What I do
1491
01:03:00.070 --> 01:03:02.150
is I look them up and then I just, I
1492
01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:05.920
peer at them. through shrubbery from 50 yards away. Oh
1493
01:03:05.960 --> 01:03:08.559
my God. Yeah, that's my, when I say, oh, I
1494
01:03:08.619 --> 01:03:10.159
saw her, that's what I mean.
1495
01:03:10.199 --> 01:03:12.860
Norman Bates. Speaking of Norman Bates. Yeah, I know. Threw
1496
01:03:12.900 --> 01:03:18.079
a hole in your office wall. He's got them all
1497
01:03:18.099 --> 01:03:18.880
over this building.
1498
01:03:18.900 --> 01:03:21.659
It's horrible. I have to ask you, speaking of movies,
1499
01:03:21.699 --> 01:03:24.239
we have to talk about, because in Jurassic Park, in
1500
01:03:24.260 --> 01:03:30.320
this character that you played, Dr. Ian, what's the last name?
1501
01:03:30.340 --> 01:03:30.559
Malcolm.
1502
01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:31.800
Malcolm, that's right. Malcolm.
1503
01:03:32.219 --> 01:03:32.380
Yes.
1504
01:03:33.469 --> 01:03:36.030
You, I mean, God, you nailed that character so much.
1505
01:03:36.090 --> 01:03:39.110
And now you're coming back and you're assembling with the
1506
01:03:39.170 --> 01:03:43.289
same people to bring these people back to life.
1507
01:03:43.309 --> 01:03:43.650
Yes, sir.
1508
01:03:44.389 --> 01:03:46.349
So who else is with you? And this is Laura Dern.
1509
01:03:46.630 --> 01:03:47.429
Laura Dern, of course.
1510
01:03:48.150 --> 01:03:51.010
The great Laura Dern, the great Sam Neill. So the
1511
01:03:51.030 --> 01:03:52.869
three of us from the first movie are back together
1512
01:03:52.889 --> 01:03:56.489
for the first time since then. Right. And we're reunited
1513
01:03:56.570 --> 01:03:58.969
and have something to do with in this story with
1514
01:03:59.030 --> 01:04:03.570
Bryce Dallas Howard's character and Chris Pratt's character. But also- B.D.
1515
01:04:03.630 --> 01:04:08.059
Wong is back from the first one. That's great. Yeah,
1516
01:04:08.139 --> 01:04:11.980
isn't that great? And Omar Sy from most recently. And
1517
01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:16.719
Daniela Pineda and Justice Smith. And wait a minute, wait
1518
01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:21.710
a minute. And new characters, Dewanda Wise, Mamadou Ache, and
1519
01:04:21.750 --> 01:04:25.170
Campbell Scott are in this. Yeah, Isabella Sermon comes back.
1520
01:04:25.349 --> 01:04:25.889
So it's great.
1521
01:04:25.929 --> 01:04:28.670
I mean, this is something that I think would be
1522
01:04:28.750 --> 01:04:31.489
worthwhile for you to settle with for a second. is
1523
01:04:31.510 --> 01:04:33.710
that movies were such a big deal for you growing up.
1524
01:04:35.570 --> 01:04:37.570
You've now been in a bunch of movies, and you
1525
01:04:37.590 --> 01:04:41.769
think about Jurassic Park. So many young people, that was
1526
01:04:41.829 --> 01:04:44.809
an eye-opening experience for them, and you were a big
1527
01:04:44.869 --> 01:04:48.519
part of it. It's interesting how the loop closes in
1528
01:04:48.559 --> 01:04:50.719
a strange way, isn't it? It's fascinating. I know.
1529
01:04:50.760 --> 01:04:52.769
It's a dreamy life that I've had. I can't believe it.
1530
01:04:52.780 --> 01:04:55.380
I'm very grateful, and it's amazing that I get a
1531
01:04:55.420 --> 01:04:58.099
chance to be in some movies and some movies with people,
1532
01:04:58.119 --> 01:05:03.199
like I've said, that I saw early on. It is amazing.
1533
01:05:03.219 --> 01:05:05.159
I have to say that that is something, and I
1534
01:05:05.179 --> 01:05:08.139
brought this up before, but also I've had a dreamy
1535
01:05:08.179 --> 01:05:11.900
life and getting the chance to just, to me, getting
1536
01:05:12.059 --> 01:05:16.000
to interact with someone I saw on a movie screen
1537
01:05:16.059 --> 01:05:18.719
or a television set when I was a child, nothing
1538
01:05:18.780 --> 01:05:22.840
tops that. And there are all these massive stars that
1539
01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:26.780
come along later on in life and it doesn't have
1540
01:05:26.800 --> 01:05:32.010
the same effect as meeting someone like a Dick Van Dyke,
1541
01:05:32.670 --> 01:05:35.670
or meeting someone who was in a movie and a
1542
01:05:35.750 --> 01:05:37.889
huge deal when you were a kid like Jerry Lewis,
1543
01:05:39.309 --> 01:05:43.760
or seeing a Julie Andrews on a parade float go by,
1544
01:05:43.780 --> 01:05:47.539
and even though she's 50 yards away, I can't believe that,
1545
01:05:47.559 --> 01:05:51.300
oh wait, I saw you there as a child and
1546
01:05:51.340 --> 01:05:53.539
now you're still here, life is magic.
1547
01:05:53.840 --> 01:05:57.429
Amazing. Vincent Price. We saw some Vincent Price movies. Then
1548
01:05:57.730 --> 01:05:59.389
he was in The Fly, the first Fly, which I
1549
01:05:59.429 --> 01:06:01.030
saw back then. I think I saw him in a
1550
01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:02.380
Ralph's later.
1551
01:06:04.590 --> 01:06:06.159
You saw Vincent Price at a Ralph's?
1552
01:06:06.199 --> 01:06:08.099
I do believe so. I think I went up to
1553
01:06:08.139 --> 01:06:09.440
him and he's like, yes, yes. He was, you know,
1554
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:13.400
picking out melons or something. Yeah, he was a good chef,
1555
01:06:13.420 --> 01:06:16.320
you know. Oh my God.
1556
01:06:16.340 --> 01:06:19.719
It's too bad Bill Hader isn't here, because he does,
1557
01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:22.820
Bill Hader does the best Vincent Price of all, and
1558
01:06:22.860 --> 01:06:24.940
he'd be going, you know, I don't do it, but
1559
01:06:24.960 --> 01:06:27.380
he'd be here doing Vincent Price at a Ralph's.
1560
01:06:27.940 --> 01:06:29.420
We should remind him of that. Yeah.
1561
01:06:29.639 --> 01:06:30.989
You know what we should do? We will be seeing
1562
01:06:31.030 --> 01:06:33.510
him soon. We should remind him of that. Because Vincent
1563
01:06:33.550 --> 01:06:35.210
Price at a Ralph's, and I used to, you know,
1564
01:06:35.230 --> 01:06:38.110
when I first moved out here to LA a long
1565
01:06:38.130 --> 01:06:40.650
time ago in 1988, My brother Neil came out and
1566
01:06:40.670 --> 01:06:42.949
visited me and there was a Ralph's across the street
1567
01:06:43.309 --> 01:06:44.869
and he kept seeing all these.
1568
01:06:44.809 --> 01:06:46.730
Huge, he saw Cesar Romero.
1569
01:06:47.190 --> 01:06:47.909
Oh. The Joker.
1570
01:06:47.929 --> 01:06:48.210
Joker.
1571
01:06:48.849 --> 01:06:50.780
And he'd come back and he'd go, I saw him.
1572
01:06:50.820 --> 01:06:54.159
And I'm like, what is he? He was buying dog
1573
01:06:54.219 --> 01:06:57.199
food at Ralph's. He was always going to Ralph's and
1574
01:06:57.219 --> 01:06:59.139
he would hang out there and he would go right
1575
01:06:59.199 --> 01:07:00.840
up to them and go, I loved you as the Joker.
1576
01:07:00.980 --> 01:07:05.099
Or I saw Harry Morgan from MASH. Harry Morgan. And
1577
01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:06.800
then he would always tell me what they were buying,
1578
01:07:06.820 --> 01:07:10.110
you know? He was buying a giant thing of beans,
1579
01:07:10.369 --> 01:07:14.369
you know? It always never matched. Like, I saw Cher.
1580
01:07:14.449 --> 01:07:17.349
What was she getting? Industrial strength toilet cleaner.
1581
01:07:17.369 --> 01:07:18.289
Oh. Oh.
1582
01:07:18.309 --> 01:07:19.510
I didn't want.
1583
01:07:19.389 --> 01:07:20.210
To know that. She would never.
1584
01:07:20.590 --> 01:07:21.369
She would never.
1585
01:07:21.389 --> 01:07:22.210
She would never.
1586
01:07:22.630 --> 01:07:25.050
I was so crazy about it. I hadn't met anybody
1587
01:07:25.269 --> 01:07:27.670
famous or who was in movies when I was a kid.
1588
01:07:27.769 --> 01:07:31.079
And the first couple of brushes I had, who did
1589
01:07:31.139 --> 01:07:34.579
I first? We went on a vacation together. And who
1590
01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:37.380
was staying at this hotel was Darren McGavin. Oh my God.
1591
01:07:37.519 --> 01:07:38.000
Oh my God.
1592
01:07:38.059 --> 01:07:38.599
He's great.
1593
01:07:38.619 --> 01:07:39.920
Of the Night Stalker. Yes.
1594
01:07:40.159 --> 01:07:42.860
I was like, do you think we'll see him at breakfast?
1595
01:07:44.320 --> 01:07:45.400
I never went up to him, but I was just,
1596
01:07:45.659 --> 01:07:48.559
when are we going to see him again? He's the dad.
1597
01:07:48.719 --> 01:07:51.219
In Christmas Story. In Christmas Story, he's the dad. Oh,
1598
01:07:51.280 --> 01:07:53.260
he is? But he's also one of the great, he's
1599
01:07:53.300 --> 01:07:56.780
also in The Natural. Obviously, he's one of the villains
1600
01:07:57.050 --> 01:07:59.590
in The Natural. He's the one fun guy in that.
1601
01:07:59.829 --> 01:08:03.670
But he did... I think maybe my favorite show as
1602
01:08:03.730 --> 01:08:07.929
a kid was, well, he played Carl Kolchak in The
1603
01:08:07.989 --> 01:08:11.090
Night Stalker, which was the scariest show on television. It
1604
01:08:11.250 --> 01:08:14.429
only ran, I mean, maybe it ran two seasons. If that,
1605
01:08:14.989 --> 01:08:18.449
it was not a success, but it was such a
1606
01:08:18.569 --> 01:08:19.399
scary show.
1607
01:08:19.409 --> 01:08:20.439
I have that on DVD.
1608
01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:20.779
Do you?
1609
01:08:20.859 --> 01:08:24.239
No, it's fantastic. I've never seen them. I don't know.
1610
01:08:24.439 --> 01:08:29.529
And Darren McGavin was fantastic. And I got to... don't
1611
01:08:29.550 --> 01:08:31.119
think he ever did my show, but I got to
1612
01:08:31.260 --> 01:08:34.350
meet him once. And yeah, my soul left my body.
1613
01:08:34.390 --> 01:08:36.310
I was so excited. I couldn't believe I was meeting him.
1614
01:08:36.750 --> 01:08:44.020
Unbelievable. Unbelievable. So, yeah, I'm back in this movie now. Yeah.
1615
01:08:44.039 --> 01:08:45.439
Coming out June 10th, you brought it up.
1616
01:08:45.470 --> 01:08:47.729
That's your promo. I love that you went, so anyway,
1617
01:08:47.750 --> 01:08:51.750
I'm back in this movie, and well, da-da-da-da-da. June 10th,
1618
01:08:51.789 --> 01:08:53.729
you brought it up. I love that.
1619
01:08:53.850 --> 01:08:55.539
I was just trying to remember where we got off that.
1620
01:08:55.760 --> 01:08:57.920
But next on my list was Diary of a Madman,
1621
01:08:58.399 --> 01:09:01.270
Vincent Price, and Tomb of Lygia. He was a big
1622
01:09:01.310 --> 01:09:03.170
deal to us. You know, some of those Roger Cormac.
1623
01:09:03.409 --> 01:09:05.569
I was a teenage Frankenstein. I was a teenage werewolf.
1624
01:09:06.670 --> 01:09:08.850
Two horrible movies, but interesting.
1625
01:09:08.869 --> 01:09:09.130
Eegah.
1626
01:09:09.170 --> 01:09:13.069
Did anyone ever do I Was a Teenage Teenager? I'm
1627
01:09:13.100 --> 01:09:15.319
just curious. It would be kind of meta, but I'd
1628
01:09:15.359 --> 01:09:15.659
do it.
1629
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:16.600
It's a good idea.
1630
01:09:17.220 --> 01:09:20.979
It's a teenager who then turns into a teenager who's
1631
01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:25.310
just slightly older. He's like 15 and he turns 17?
1632
01:09:25.300 --> 01:09:28.020
He turns into a 16-year-old. Oh, okay. He's a 15-year-old
1633
01:09:28.079 --> 01:09:29.079
and he goes in a corner and he's like, no!
1634
01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:32.079
And then he comes out and he's a 16-year-old. He
1635
01:09:32.100 --> 01:09:34.439
can legally drive but doesn't know how to. Yeah, he
1636
01:09:34.460 --> 01:09:35.960
can legally drive but he can't. But he has the
1637
01:09:36.020 --> 01:09:38.439
same amount of acne. What a terrible movie. I think
1638
01:09:38.479 --> 01:09:40.170
it's a great movie and I've got the rights.
1639
01:09:40.710 --> 01:09:42.890
Okay, no one's going to fight you.
1640
01:09:42.909 --> 01:09:46.550
You can have them. I remember when TV shows would
1641
01:09:46.590 --> 01:09:48.350
come out, what you were talking about, you know, the
1642
01:09:48.390 --> 01:09:51.909
new lineup. Boy, I loved Friday nights when Wild Wild
1643
01:09:51.979 --> 01:09:53.159
West would come on.
1644
01:09:53.180 --> 01:09:53.659
Yes, huge.
1645
01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:59.039
Oh, boy. Robert Conrad and Ross Martin who played.
1646
01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:00.970
Yep. Ross Martin, damn it.
1647
01:10:01.039 --> 01:10:02.010
Artemis Gordon. Artemis Gordon.
1648
01:10:02.050 --> 01:10:02.789
Artemis Gordon.
1649
01:10:03.130 --> 01:10:03.829
King Kong versus.
1650
01:10:03.850 --> 01:10:05.010
We left that open for you, Sarah.
1651
01:10:05.029 --> 01:10:07.810
Yeah, I know, I know. You didn't take it. What, really? What? No,
1652
01:10:07.869 --> 01:10:10.609
I don't know. How about Gigo? Nobody knows the movie Gigo.
1653
01:10:10.630 --> 01:10:11.010
I don't know.
1654
01:10:11.050 --> 01:10:15.380
Jackie Gleason. Jackie Gleason. He plays a mute dead, kind
1655
01:10:15.399 --> 01:10:17.960
of a village idiot. Oh, it's great. First movie I
1656
01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:18.840
ever cried at.
1657
01:10:18.920 --> 01:10:19.380
Oh, I get it.
1658
01:10:19.380 --> 01:10:20.220
It's heartbreaking.
1659
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:23.810
I'm crying hearing about it. You're mentioning a bunch of
1660
01:10:23.819 --> 01:10:25.710
movies that had a huge impact that I don't know.
1661
01:10:26.250 --> 01:10:28.130
You'll know this one. Jason and the Argonauts.
1662
01:10:28.409 --> 01:10:28.810
Yes, of course.
1663
01:10:28.829 --> 01:10:31.310
All that Ray Harryhausen stop motion stuff.
1664
01:10:31.329 --> 01:10:31.529
Yeah.
1665
01:10:31.909 --> 01:10:35.329
Magical day, magical day. Vertigo did see the first run
1666
01:10:35.409 --> 01:10:38.680
of Vertigo. Maybe my favorite Hitchcock movie, speaking of Hitchcock.
1667
01:10:38.739 --> 01:10:39.279
You know Vertigo?
1668
01:10:39.359 --> 01:10:39.659
I don't.
1669
01:10:39.779 --> 01:10:40.720
It's not my favorite.
1670
01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:41.319
Really?
1671
01:10:41.460 --> 01:10:42.539
Yeah. I'm sorry.
1672
01:10:42.579 --> 01:10:46.300
Bernard Herrmann does the score. Wonderful music from that. But
1673
01:10:46.359 --> 01:10:47.359
why don't you like Vertigo?
1674
01:10:47.380 --> 01:10:49.079
I didn't say I didn't like it. I just have
1675
01:10:49.279 --> 01:10:50.020
the Hitchcock films.
1676
01:10:50.050 --> 01:10:51.909
What's your favorite Hitchcock?
1677
01:10:52.029 --> 01:10:52.310
Wow.
1678
01:10:52.369 --> 01:10:55.390
It's got to be Psycho. I also like Strangers on
1679
01:10:55.430 --> 01:10:55.789
a Train.
1680
01:10:57.010 --> 01:11:02.550
Oh, that's yesteryear, yeah. Oh, yeah. Farley Granger. Farley Granger
1681
01:11:02.729 --> 01:11:06.109
was in that. I met Farley Granger. You can't just
1682
01:11:06.170 --> 01:11:08.949
say a name twice and have it have more impact. Yes,
1683
01:11:08.989 --> 01:11:10.310
you can. Farley Granger.
1684
01:11:10.729 --> 01:11:13.310
Farley Granger. Farley Granger.
1685
01:11:13.329 --> 01:11:15.010
I think he's proven that he can. You know what
1686
01:11:15.050 --> 01:11:15.369
would be great?
1687
01:11:15.430 --> 01:11:18.050
I think you'd be a great prosecuting attorney because you'd say,
1688
01:11:18.069 --> 01:11:21.140
you know, the killer is, of course, Steve Miller.
1689
01:11:21.149 --> 01:11:21.529
Steve Miller.
1690
01:11:21.720 --> 01:11:24.819
Steve Miller. And people would be like, well, he's got
1691
01:11:24.840 --> 01:11:26.220
to be guilty. He said his name twice.
1692
01:11:26.319 --> 01:11:27.359
Steve Miller from the band?
1693
01:11:27.399 --> 01:11:27.739
Yeah.
1694
01:11:27.779 --> 01:11:29.060
Well, I just threw a name out there.
1695
01:11:29.239 --> 01:11:29.560
Oh, yeah.
1696
01:11:29.800 --> 01:11:30.590
That's a common name.
1697
01:11:30.649 --> 01:11:32.170
He's not suspicious in any way.
1698
01:11:32.210 --> 01:11:34.189
He's the gangster of love. He's got to be guilty.
1699
01:11:34.310 --> 01:11:37.229
Oh, God. That's true. That's true.
1700
01:11:37.250 --> 01:11:37.789
I stand by that.
1701
01:11:38.670 --> 01:11:39.569
What were we talking about? Oh, yeah.
1702
01:11:39.609 --> 01:11:41.520
What were we talking about? Whose name? You were listing.
1703
01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:42.560
Oh, Farley Granger.
1704
01:11:42.579 --> 01:11:46.420
Yeah. You know who introduced me to Farley Granger? Shelly Winters,
1705
01:11:46.479 --> 01:11:50.880
whom I met on this movie called Next Stop Grange
1706
01:11:50.930 --> 01:11:55.010
Village that Paul Mazursky directed in 1975. I came out here,
1707
01:11:55.189 --> 01:11:57.289
and we were kind of palsy. Shelly Winters.
1708
01:11:57.489 --> 01:11:58.109
Lovely woman.
1709
01:11:58.350 --> 01:11:58.810
She was lovely.
1710
01:11:58.829 --> 01:11:58.949
Lovely.
1711
01:11:59.369 --> 01:11:59.770
Wow.
1712
01:11:59.789 --> 01:12:01.640
She was on our show in the early years, and
1713
01:12:01.689 --> 01:12:04.159
I loved her because I knew her mostly from Poseidon Adventure.
1714
01:12:04.340 --> 01:12:06.039
I know that one. Oh, that's fantastic.
1715
01:12:06.060 --> 01:12:06.260
Yes.
1716
01:12:06.300 --> 01:12:08.300
You know, she was in the Poseidon Adventure, but she
1717
01:12:08.340 --> 01:12:10.159
was also in Lolita.
1718
01:12:10.199 --> 01:12:11.100
She's great in Lolita.
1719
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:11.189
Yes.
1720
01:12:11.199 --> 01:12:12.039
Oh, she's great in Lolita.
1721
01:12:12.220 --> 01:12:16.970
She's great in Place in the Sun with Montgomery Cleveland
1722
01:12:16.979 --> 01:12:20.789
and Liz Taylor. Spectacular. Hey, did you ever meet Liz Taylor?
1723
01:12:21.069 --> 01:12:24.470
I did not meet Liz Taylor, no. I knew Liz Taylor. Oh, really?
1724
01:12:24.510 --> 01:12:24.789
Yeah, yeah.
1725
01:12:24.810 --> 01:12:25.409
What was she like?
1726
01:12:26.090 --> 01:12:27.649
Spectacular. Spectacular.
1727
01:12:27.670 --> 01:12:28.270
Okay.
1728
01:12:29.420 --> 01:12:31.909
She, yeah, she was one of those people. There's a,
1729
01:12:32.260 --> 01:12:34.460
there's a, it all depends on when you get into
1730
01:12:34.500 --> 01:12:37.510
show business. And I, you know, you need to get
1731
01:12:37.590 --> 01:12:41.149
in at the, I missed, you know, I shouldn't say that.
1732
01:12:41.229 --> 01:12:43.050
I got to meet all these amazing people who then
1733
01:12:43.109 --> 01:12:45.869
passed away. It makes me sound like a killer. I
1734
01:12:45.909 --> 01:12:49.220
met them and then they were gone. Suspicious, eh? But,
1735
01:12:49.300 --> 01:12:51.819
but before that, but I will say that, you know,
1736
01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:54.840
there are all these great stars that passed away, you know,
1737
01:12:54.899 --> 01:12:57.180
before I came along in 93. And you think of the,
1738
01:12:57.239 --> 01:12:59.640
you know, all the great, So many great stars from
1739
01:12:59.659 --> 01:13:01.869
the– she had not passed away but refused to take
1740
01:13:01.909 --> 01:13:03.369
my calls, Elizabeth Taylor.
1741
01:13:03.430 --> 01:13:04.810
Yeah. Wisely, very wisely.
1742
01:13:04.850 --> 01:13:05.310
I don't blame her.
1743
01:13:05.510 --> 01:13:05.710
No.
1744
01:13:05.810 --> 01:13:06.130
Right.
1745
01:13:06.390 --> 01:13:08.829
Who were we talking– oh, so Shelley Winters who was
1746
01:13:08.890 --> 01:13:10.350
in Place in the Sun.
1747
01:13:10.369 --> 01:13:10.569
Yeah.
1748
01:13:10.770 --> 01:13:12.960
And also what did she win the Oscar for as
1749
01:13:13.579 --> 01:13:17.960
supporting actress as they were called in those days? What
1750
01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:21.000
did she win for? She won for– Why.
1751
01:13:20.979 --> 01:13:22.229
Don't you become an evil German scientist?
1752
01:13:24.869 --> 01:13:25.930
What was it?
1753
01:13:25.979 --> 01:13:27.989
Very good. Patch of blue.
1754
01:13:28.020 --> 01:13:54.380
Oh, okay. Patch of blue. with Elizabeth Hartman and Sidney Poitier.
1755
01:13:54.619 --> 01:13:59.039
And the prisoner says, patch of blue, and he goes, ah! Okay,
1756
01:13:59.060 --> 01:13:59.920
you can go.
1757
01:13:59.960 --> 01:14:01.199
You're the first.
1758
01:14:01.340 --> 01:14:05.449
I'm putting that down because I- You can go. Here is,
1759
01:14:05.569 --> 01:14:10.310
did you park in our lot? Because we validate. Yeah,
1760
01:14:10.369 --> 01:14:10.670
I did.
1761
01:14:10.710 --> 01:14:11.710
Okay.
1762
01:14:14.029 --> 01:14:17.010
The guy completely loses his fervor.
1763
01:14:17.029 --> 01:14:20.840
Patch of blue. Oh, okay.
1764
01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:23.739
So you go out the way you came. Just take
1765
01:14:23.779 --> 01:14:24.699
the elevator.
1766
01:14:24.819 --> 01:14:25.340
I'm crying.
1767
01:14:25.359 --> 01:14:28.890
Do you want me to validate that?
1768
01:14:28.939 --> 01:14:29.430
Very good.
1769
01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:31.470
Yeah, I'm adding patch of blue because I'd forgotten it
1770
01:14:31.689 --> 01:14:33.770
because we saw Lilies of the Field and Guess Who's
1771
01:14:33.789 --> 01:14:38.109
Coming to Dinner all in the... Sidney Poitier category. In
1772
01:14:38.149 --> 01:14:42.189
any case. So, Shelley Winters took me to Musso and
1773
01:14:42.229 --> 01:14:43.130
Frank's for the first time.
1774
01:14:43.149 --> 01:14:43.409
Oh, my God.
1775
01:14:43.470 --> 01:14:45.010
That is the ultimate experience.
1776
01:14:45.069 --> 01:14:47.310
Me and her and Farley Granger. Oh, my God.
1777
01:14:47.329 --> 01:14:47.970
Oh, my God.
1778
01:14:48.010 --> 01:14:51.140
Yep. Wow. She said, get the sand dabs. Sand dabs.
1779
01:14:51.439 --> 01:14:53.699
They're known for their sand dabs. Nobody else serves sand dabs.
1780
01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:55.289
You know the fish sand dabs? What is a sand dab?
1781
01:14:55.340 --> 01:14:56.939
At Musso Frank's, you can get the sand dabs still.
1782
01:14:56.960 --> 01:14:57.239
What is it?
1783
01:14:57.699 --> 01:14:58.840
A fish. Kind of a.
1784
01:14:58.899 --> 01:15:01.779
Fish that you get. It's been fried often.
1785
01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:05.039
The fried sand dabs, kind of a soul, a variation
1786
01:15:05.060 --> 01:15:08.430
of soul, I do believe. I just, those, I mean,
1787
01:15:08.449 --> 01:15:10.350
I live for those experiences.
1788
01:15:10.409 --> 01:15:13.319
I live for the idea that you would see an
1789
01:15:13.380 --> 01:15:16.479
iconic star in a restaurant and you would end up
1790
01:15:16.539 --> 01:15:19.430
hanging out with them. You know, someone you grew up
1791
01:15:19.510 --> 01:15:24.029
watching on TV. And I was at some restaurant once and,
1792
01:15:24.810 --> 01:15:27.109
Warren Beatty was at another table. And the next thing
1793
01:15:27.130 --> 01:15:29.149
you know, I got invited over and I'm sitting with
1794
01:15:29.170 --> 01:15:31.869
Warren Beatty and he's, I mean, Bonnie and Clyde was
1795
01:15:32.409 --> 01:15:34.649
such a huge deal to me. That's my first run
1796
01:15:34.670 --> 01:15:36.970
with my father. Yeah. And then I'm sitting there with
1797
01:15:37.029 --> 01:15:40.149
him and I just can't believe it. I'm supposed to
1798
01:15:40.170 --> 01:15:44.619
play it cool, but then you can't because it's too
1799
01:15:44.659 --> 01:15:46.060
big a moment, just too big.
1800
01:15:46.659 --> 01:15:50.619
Totally amazing. Splendor in the Grass, even before Bonnie and Clyde,
1801
01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:52.560
my parents and I went to, we were in New
1802
01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:55.970
York City, and I think we went to Radio City
1803
01:15:56.020 --> 01:15:59.130
Music Hall, saw the Rockettes, and saw Splendor in the
1804
01:15:59.149 --> 01:16:05.270
Grass with him and I think maybe Natalie Wood. Wow. Yeah, amazing.
1805
01:16:05.329 --> 01:16:06.989
I saw the Rockettes, but I was 50 yards away.
1806
01:16:07.020 --> 01:16:07.760
I was in shrubbery.
1807
01:16:08.079 --> 01:16:08.340
Oh, God.
1808
01:16:08.359 --> 01:16:09.640
Just peering out. Oh, God.
1809
01:16:09.939 --> 01:16:12.819
Such a creep. Up in the catwalk.
1810
01:16:12.859 --> 01:16:17.550
Oh, God. I'm the only guy that watches the Rockettes
1811
01:16:17.569 --> 01:16:20.840
from a distance. You know you can buy a ticket
1812
01:16:20.859 --> 01:16:22.819
and be first row. No, no, no, I have my
1813
01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:23.880
own way I like to do it.
1814
01:16:23.899 --> 01:16:24.859
Doesn't do anything for me.
1815
01:16:24.899 --> 01:16:26.760
Yeah, I gotta wait till all of them come out
1816
01:16:26.819 --> 01:16:29.390
together into that field and I'll be behind those shrubs
1817
01:16:29.439 --> 01:16:29.909
over there.
1818
01:16:30.289 --> 01:16:30.550
What?
1819
01:16:31.210 --> 01:16:32.390
How are you gonna get them all out here?
1820
01:16:33.010 --> 01:16:33.470
Salt lick.
1821
01:16:33.930 --> 01:16:34.689
We'll get them out there.
1822
01:16:34.750 --> 01:16:35.250
Salt lick.
1823
01:16:35.829 --> 01:16:36.329
You lit up.
1824
01:16:37.130 --> 01:16:39.710
Look, I have to wrap this up.
1825
01:16:39.729 --> 01:16:42.090
No, you mustn't.
1826
01:16:42.109 --> 01:16:42.300
I beg you.
1827
01:16:42.310 --> 01:16:43.010
He had a dream he.
1828
01:16:43.029 --> 01:16:45.520
Expects a five-hour podcast. We can do this. It's okay.
1829
01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:48.199
Okay, we'll do it. We all need to be rehydrated. No,
1830
01:16:48.220 --> 01:16:51.680
I just wanna, it's, my God. I wanna get the
1831
01:16:51.699 --> 01:16:55.510
word out. Because this podcast, I'm not going to brag.
1832
01:16:55.909 --> 01:16:58.630
You can brag. A lot of people hear this podcast.
1833
01:16:58.630 --> 01:17:02.449
43 million, I believe, is the viewership.
1834
01:17:02.529 --> 01:17:05.810
In Hawaii alone. And so what I'm saying, that's just
1835
01:17:05.869 --> 01:17:08.109
on Maui. Everybody listens five times.
1836
01:17:08.149 --> 01:17:09.770
Yeah, I read 43 million.
1837
01:17:09.789 --> 01:17:12.829
Like I said, very successful podcast. Not for me to say.
1838
01:17:12.850 --> 01:17:15.029
Let's not fact check that. It's 43 million.
1839
01:17:15.170 --> 01:17:17.460
Yeah, no reason to look into it. But the point is,
1840
01:17:17.479 --> 01:17:18.949
a lot of people hear it. And so when I
1841
01:17:19.060 --> 01:17:23.960
say Jurassic World podcast, Dominion, Jurassic World Dominion is coming
1842
01:17:24.100 --> 01:17:26.720
out and that you are reprising your role as Dr.
1843
01:17:26.779 --> 01:17:29.609
Ian Malcolm, that is going to pack the theaters alone.
1844
01:17:29.729 --> 01:17:30.649
That alone.
1845
01:17:30.689 --> 01:17:31.390
That's big.
1846
01:17:31.449 --> 01:17:33.010
No one else would watch it otherwise.
1847
01:17:33.189 --> 01:17:35.789
I appreciate you saying that. Because that's what they've sent me.
1848
01:17:35.810 --> 01:17:39.250
That's what I'm representing. You know, I represent a lovely
1849
01:17:39.310 --> 01:17:42.640
company of investors and people. All right, let's not turn
1850
01:17:42.649 --> 01:17:46.699
this into a money thing. No, emotionally, emotionally they're invested.
1851
01:17:46.720 --> 01:17:50.739
Colin Trevorrow, the director. Steven Spielberg is still at the
1852
01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:52.000
top of the pyramid.
1853
01:17:52.079 --> 01:17:52.420
Oh, he is.
1854
01:17:52.439 --> 01:17:54.600
Yes, godfathering this all the way through. Well, let's be honest.
1855
01:17:54.680 --> 01:17:56.800
You are the butts in seats of this movie.
1856
01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.649
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just going to say it. Yeah.
1857
01:17:59.689 --> 01:18:02.670
That's what I... That's how I felt. And as much
1858
01:18:02.729 --> 01:18:06.590
as everyone else was spectacular, but you and one of
1859
01:18:06.630 --> 01:18:09.409
the dinosaurs really... I can't remember which one. It's one
1860
01:18:09.430 --> 01:18:10.390
of the velociraptors.
1861
01:18:10.569 --> 01:18:13.390
The velociraptors. It would be great if you.
1862
01:18:13.210 --> 01:18:15.829
Got everybody back except one velociraptor held out.
1863
01:18:16.229 --> 01:18:16.989
Like, fuck it.
1864
01:18:17.029 --> 01:18:17.979
The Robert Duvall.
1865
01:18:18.020 --> 01:18:18.300
Yeah.
1866
01:18:18.350 --> 01:18:19.909
I was going to say Robert Duvall.
1867
01:18:20.100 --> 01:18:20.640
Godfather.
1868
01:18:20.739 --> 01:18:21.840
Yeah, like, fuck it.
1869
01:18:22.300 --> 01:18:24.220
You meet my price or I'm not showing up.
1870
01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:27.199
That's right.
1871
01:18:27.220 --> 01:18:29.199
Can I just take a second to share my notes
1872
01:18:29.359 --> 01:18:31.779
for this episode of the podcast?
1873
01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:32.060
Yes.
1874
01:18:32.079 --> 01:18:32.279
Uh-huh.
1875
01:18:33.479 --> 01:18:35.619
Perfection, erotic, ideal.
1876
01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:35.899
Yep.
1877
01:18:36.159 --> 01:18:36.920
Wow.
1878
01:18:36.979 --> 01:18:38.680
That was just what today was.
1879
01:18:38.699 --> 01:18:39.060
There we go.
1880
01:18:39.060 --> 01:18:39.699
That really was.
1881
01:18:39.800 --> 01:18:42.770
Yeah, I got to, we should do, we have many
1882
01:18:42.779 --> 01:18:44.130
more hours of fun to have.
1883
01:18:44.149 --> 01:18:46.840
You know, you have to come back because my time
1884
01:18:46.840 --> 01:18:49.399
with you is serious, I'm going to be sincere and
1885
01:18:50.020 --> 01:18:52.939
it's hard for me to do that. But you're one
1886
01:18:52.960 --> 01:18:56.819
of my favorite people. You really are. And I just
1887
01:18:57.180 --> 01:19:00.899
absolutely love talking to you. And it is whenever we're together,
1888
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:04.630
whether it's been on the show or this podcast, it
1889
01:19:04.689 --> 01:19:07.369
is unlike any other experience I have. And it means
1890
01:19:07.409 --> 01:19:08.710
a lot to me. And so when I heard that,
1891
01:19:09.399 --> 01:19:11.180
that you were going to come in and inaugurate our
1892
01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:14.239
new studio, my head blew up. It exploded.
1893
01:19:14.340 --> 01:19:16.979
Well, me too. I've been looking forward to this terrifically.
1894
01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:20.470
And these are my favorite. These are peak experiences for me.
1895
01:19:20.670 --> 01:19:22.729
And people come up to me on the street anecdotally
1896
01:19:22.750 --> 01:19:25.949
and say, you and Conan, you and Conan, you and Conan.
1897
01:19:26.010 --> 01:19:27.069
See, we got to do something.
1898
01:19:27.109 --> 01:19:27.470
They do.
1899
01:19:27.529 --> 01:19:29.909
Well, I think so too. I've been screen tested and
1900
01:19:29.949 --> 01:19:33.520
apparently it's not good. It won't be a film, but
1901
01:19:33.760 --> 01:19:37.060
maybe an animated project. Something where my face is mostly hidden.
1902
01:19:37.300 --> 01:19:37.520
Absolutely.
1903
01:19:37.840 --> 01:19:42.439
And you're singing authentically a lot. I like that. And
1904
01:19:42.619 --> 01:19:47.180
I just saw a documentary about– or some kind of
1905
01:19:47.939 --> 01:19:50.439
thing about talk show, the history of talk shows and
1906
01:19:50.460 --> 01:19:52.600
the current– did you see this one? There are many
1907
01:19:52.619 --> 01:19:52.890
of them.
1908
01:19:52.899 --> 01:19:53.510
I don't watch those.
1909
01:19:53.560 --> 01:19:56.670
I love them all. And this one particularly said, here's
1910
01:19:56.789 --> 01:20:00.710
why amongst the current crop in the last few decades–
1911
01:20:01.649 --> 01:20:05.609
Conan O'Brien reigns supreme. He's cracked the code and why
1912
01:20:05.729 --> 01:20:09.510
he's at the pinnacle of what this needs to be
1913
01:20:09.609 --> 01:20:13.350
right now, et cetera, et cetera. Well, are you uncomfortable?
1914
01:20:13.689 --> 01:20:16.069
No, I'm not uncomfortable. I just don't believe that that exists.
1915
01:20:16.130 --> 01:20:19.659
They're talking about this Conan O'Brien?
1916
01:20:19.779 --> 01:20:21.560
It's an Irish Conan O'Brien. This guy makes a.
1917
01:20:21.520 --> 01:20:24.880
Very good case for exactly why. It's a very erudite
1918
01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:25.560
and- There is a.
1919
01:20:25.539 --> 01:20:30.090
Guy named Conrad O'Ryan in Dublin who's huge. And he's
1920
01:20:30.109 --> 01:20:32.069
really cracked the code. That's very cool.
1921
01:20:32.149 --> 01:20:33.529
Well, it's true. It's true. It's true.
1922
01:20:33.550 --> 01:20:34.069
Well, Jeff.
1923
01:20:34.130 --> 01:20:36.960
And you all together. I mean, I'm really struck with
1924
01:20:37.060 --> 01:20:37.439
all of you.
1925
01:20:37.640 --> 01:20:38.579
Oh, come on.
1926
01:20:38.600 --> 01:20:40.500
Stop it. Jeff Goldblum.
1927
01:20:40.520 --> 01:20:42.300
You pronounced my name right.
1928
01:20:42.920 --> 01:20:46.590
There should be a perfume, not Obsession, but Movesession.
1929
01:20:46.970 --> 01:20:47.039
Oh!
1930
01:20:47.970 --> 01:20:49.970
I'm wearing the new, I'm obsessed.
1931
01:20:50.710 --> 01:20:53.069
Oh my God, it's going to smell like garlic. Yeah,
1932
01:20:53.109 --> 01:20:54.229
I was going to say.
1933
01:20:54.449 --> 01:20:57.949
And gorley, and gorley. Is it, what's, how do you say,
1934
01:20:57.970 --> 01:20:59.689
what's that vowel exactly? Is it?
1935
01:21:00.010 --> 01:21:00.390
Gore.
1936
01:21:00.649 --> 01:21:03.439
Gore, like gore, like gore. Gorley. Gorley.
1937
01:21:03.680 --> 01:21:07.399
Yeah, although when I went to Ireland, they said it's girly. Ah, girly.
1938
01:21:07.460 --> 01:21:08.760
Is it really?
1939
01:21:08.880 --> 01:21:10.640
Well, they were just saying, you seem kind of girly.
1940
01:21:10.680 --> 01:21:12.039
Yeah, I think so.
1941
01:21:12.060 --> 01:21:13.760
Ah, you seem girly to me.
1942
01:21:14.840 --> 01:21:17.380
I said it's girly, because no, it's girly. Oh, trust me.
1943
01:21:17.739 --> 01:21:20.420
We saw you walking down the street, and.
1944
01:21:20.399 --> 01:21:22.420
It was girly. Well, you two, you three have made
1945
01:21:22.439 --> 01:21:24.640
me very, very happy for many hours, and will continue
1946
01:21:24.659 --> 01:21:24.880
to be.
1947
01:21:24.920 --> 01:21:26.479
You have delighted us, and you're coming back.
1948
01:21:26.720 --> 01:21:28.800
I want to. I want to, along with, you know,
1949
01:21:28.840 --> 01:21:31.380
I've seen every single Schlansky movie.
1950
01:21:32.260 --> 01:21:32.739
Oh my God.
1951
01:21:32.779 --> 01:21:34.979
Every single Slansky. Boo, boo.
1952
01:21:35.010 --> 01:21:38.930
Really? Really? I laugh out loud over and over again.
1953
01:21:38.989 --> 01:21:41.390
I see them multiple times. No, no, and it's all true.
1954
01:21:41.489 --> 01:21:45.390
That's the one thing. I've been in the darkest regions, darkest,
1955
01:21:45.430 --> 01:21:48.949
most remote corners of the world, and people will literally
1956
01:21:49.010 --> 01:21:52.130
come out from behind a rock and say, schlansky yeah
1957
01:21:52.250 --> 01:21:54.960
is he being real and i'll go yes he's being
1958
01:21:55.020 --> 01:21:56.720
real then they go back under the rock.
1959
01:21:56.539 --> 01:21:59.359
You're you're never funnier when when when he's driving you
1960
01:21:59.399 --> 01:22:01.000
mad it's just great oh.
1961
01:22:01.000 --> 01:22:03.489
My god great well anyway you know what i could
1962
01:22:03.510 --> 01:22:06.449
go on uh mr goldblum mr jeff goldblum you're the
1963
01:22:06.510 --> 01:22:07.949
finest man that ever lived.
1964
01:22:07.689 --> 01:22:13.989
Conan christopher o'brien yes you are the finest man You're better.
1965
01:22:14.449 --> 01:22:14.850
Sorry.
1966
01:22:14.890 --> 01:22:15.210
You're better.
1967
01:22:15.590 --> 01:22:16.630
I'm taking you to a sizzler.
1968
01:22:16.649 --> 01:22:16.989
We're going.
1969
01:22:17.029 --> 01:22:19.310
Let's go. Langoustino.
1970
01:22:19.930 --> 01:22:20.989
Langoustinos.
1971
01:22:21.010 --> 01:22:23.909
Goodbye. Goodbye.
1972
01:22:24.189 --> 01:22:28.850
Oh my God. Oh my God. Goodbye. Goodbye.
1973
01:22:28.869 --> 01:22:29.350
Goodbye.
1974
01:22:29.430 --> 01:22:29.810
Goodbye.
1975
01:22:29.829 --> 01:22:30.189
Goodbye.
1976
01:22:30.229 --> 01:22:32.789
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
1977
01:22:32.810 --> 01:22:32.949
Goodbye.
1978
01:22:32.970 --> 01:22:33.770
Goodbye. Goodbye.
1979
01:22:33.789 --> 01:22:35.560
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
1980
01:22:35.979 --> 01:22:36.640
Goodbye. Goodbye.
1981
01:22:36.729 --> 01:22:38.420
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
1982
01:22:38.439 --> 01:22:38.680
Goodbye.
1983
01:22:38.699 --> 01:22:39.100
Goodbye.
1984
01:22:39.119 --> 01:22:39.500
Goodbye.
1985
01:22:41.850 --> 01:22:45.810
Ah, that's the thing about doors. Open one and whole
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1996
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Take a side mission to McDonald's. From 11 a.m.
1997
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Wasdox Last.
1998
01:23:45.750 --> 01:23:46.609
Subject to availability.
1999
01:23:46.649 --> 01:23:47.489
Participation varies.
2000
01:23:53.119 --> 01:23:56.220
We have to just take a second here and wallow
2001
01:23:57.520 --> 01:24:01.340
in the joyousness of Jeff Goldblum. And we never do this.
2002
01:24:01.399 --> 01:24:04.069
We talk to the guests, then we move on with matters.
2003
01:24:04.130 --> 01:24:08.699
But Jeff Goldblum came in here He is just an
2004
01:24:08.819 --> 01:24:12.939
energy field. He is calming, but also enervating at the
2005
01:24:12.979 --> 01:24:20.850
same time. He electrifies, solidifies. There's no compromise. I have
2006
01:24:20.909 --> 01:24:25.600
real nice thighs. No, no, he's incredible. He does it.
2007
01:24:26.229 --> 01:24:28.909
He's one of my, I got to say, and I
2008
01:24:28.930 --> 01:24:31.270
was really looking forward to Seeing him today and then
2009
01:24:31.289 --> 01:24:34.119
to see how happy he was to see you, Matt Gourley,
2010
01:24:34.159 --> 01:24:36.750
and you, Sonam of Sessi, and he knew you as people.
2011
01:24:37.069 --> 01:24:40.289
As human beings. Yeah, and a lot of celebrities- They
2012
01:24:40.329 --> 01:24:41.810
come in and they're like, oh my God, it's Conan.
2013
01:24:41.829 --> 01:24:42.170
It's Conan.
2014
01:24:42.189 --> 01:24:43.430
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I've
2015
01:24:43.449 --> 01:24:46.289
never heard that. I've never heard anybody say, oh my God,
2016
01:24:46.350 --> 01:24:46.909
it's Conan.
2017
01:24:47.029 --> 01:24:47.220
I know.
2018
01:24:47.260 --> 01:24:48.420
I keep trying to get them to say it.
2019
01:24:48.439 --> 01:24:49.239
I know.
2020
01:24:49.319 --> 01:24:50.560
I have a cue card I hold up.
2021
01:24:50.600 --> 01:24:52.529
I think Cato Kaelin was the only one.
2022
01:24:52.560 --> 01:24:53.770
Cato Kaelin said it.
2023
01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:54.039
Yeah.
2024
01:24:54.060 --> 01:25:02.989
But he was testifying. That's not funny. But anyway, no. Please, murder.
2025
01:25:03.130 --> 01:25:07.029
When time passes, murders are okay. Okay. It's Laughbat. Anyway,
2026
01:25:07.250 --> 01:25:11.659
my point is that- He saw me as a human being,
2027
01:25:12.000 --> 01:25:15.500
not as some godlike creature. And he was so thrilled
2028
01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:16.380
to see you guys as well.
2029
01:25:16.399 --> 01:25:16.960
Oh, man.
2030
01:25:17.159 --> 01:25:20.420
He's a human electrolyte. He just gives you energy, like
2031
01:25:20.439 --> 01:25:23.199
you were saying. And we know that he listens to
2032
01:25:23.270 --> 01:25:25.390
all these segments and stuff. So this is as much
2033
01:25:25.430 --> 01:25:28.289
for him, how much we loved him. Jeff, we absolutely
2034
01:25:28.329 --> 01:25:32.050
love you. We know that he listens to the podcast.
2035
01:25:33.050 --> 01:25:36.449
So unless he's an incredible con artist who paid someone...
2036
01:25:36.550 --> 01:25:39.930
to listen, because he said, I can't, I can't listen
2037
01:25:39.949 --> 01:25:40.529
to that crap.
2038
01:25:41.329 --> 01:25:44.109
Oh, no, no. No, unless he paid someone to listen
2039
01:25:44.149 --> 01:25:45.630
and take notes. You can put a test in there, Jeff.
2040
01:25:45.670 --> 01:25:47.750
If you're listening to this, to prove it, come over
2041
01:25:47.770 --> 01:25:49.409
to my house and watch some James Bond.
2042
01:25:49.210 --> 01:25:50.350
Movies with me.
2043
01:25:50.390 --> 01:25:52.409
Oh, Matt, that got sad quick.
2044
01:25:52.649 --> 01:25:53.550
Just please come over.
2045
01:25:53.609 --> 01:25:54.850
Yeah, I know.
2046
01:25:54.880 --> 01:25:55.600
That's better.
2047
01:25:56.189 --> 01:25:58.020
Do you have friends? Oh, God, no.
2048
01:25:58.380 --> 01:25:58.699
You don't?
2049
01:25:58.720 --> 01:26:01.140
No, not a one. That just occurred to me. I
2050
01:26:01.159 --> 01:26:03.020
don't know if you have friends and you have people
2051
01:26:03.039 --> 01:26:05.939
that you podcast with and you shuttle from place to place.
2052
01:26:06.850 --> 01:26:09.170
podcasting with people you may not really know well on
2053
01:26:09.189 --> 01:26:10.810
a human level, but do you have friends that come
2054
01:26:10.890 --> 01:26:12.470
over and do the things that you like to do?
2055
01:26:12.750 --> 01:26:14.010
Yeah, I'm a human being.
2056
01:26:14.229 --> 01:26:16.850
Well, I don't know. I've never heard you reference a friend.
2057
01:26:16.869 --> 01:26:18.470
Do you really think he didn't have any friends? I
2058
01:26:18.489 --> 01:26:20.460
don't know. You know that I have friends.
2059
01:26:20.680 --> 01:26:23.119
Well, now Jeff Goldblum's my friend, so I do have
2060
01:26:23.159 --> 01:26:23.779
a friend.
2061
01:26:24.020 --> 01:26:25.520
Oh, now I'm not sure either.
2062
01:26:25.539 --> 01:26:27.340
You're not sure? Yeah.
2063
01:26:28.189 --> 01:26:31.539
Jeff, come on, let's prove these knuckleheads wrong.
2064
01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:34.079
Your friends are all people you saw on TV and
2065
01:26:34.100 --> 01:26:35.569
movie when you were kids in your mind.
2066
01:26:35.850 --> 01:26:36.550
I'm E.T.
2067
01:26:36.770 --> 01:26:40.319
Last night I had dinner with Gumby. Gumby?
2068
01:26:40.520 --> 01:26:42.880
This is supposed to be a Jeff Goldblum praise session.
2069
01:26:42.960 --> 01:26:45.399
Yeah, that's true. I love him so much. Yeah.
2070
01:26:45.840 --> 01:26:48.000
He doesn't have to know who we are, me and Matt,
2071
01:26:48.060 --> 01:26:49.670
and he does. That says a lot about him.
2072
01:26:49.680 --> 01:26:52.010
Let me ask you a question. Ladies love that man.
2073
01:26:52.310 --> 01:26:55.930
Love him. And I understand because, you know, again, we
2074
01:26:55.970 --> 01:26:59.510
have a similar frame. Okay, don't do that. Don't do that.
2075
01:26:59.529 --> 01:27:01.149
I don't understand. Before you go down that road, he
2076
01:27:01.189 --> 01:27:02.689
said like not. No, but what I don't understand, no,
2077
01:27:02.770 --> 01:27:04.810
I can handle it. I can handle it. Why is
2078
01:27:04.930 --> 01:27:07.020
it that there's a fork.
2079
01:27:06.810 --> 01:27:07.189
In the road?
2080
01:27:07.220 --> 01:27:07.439
Confidence.
2081
01:27:07.479 --> 01:27:07.760
Confidence.
2082
01:27:08.399 --> 01:27:08.939
Swagger.
2083
01:27:09.020 --> 01:27:09.359
Yeah.
2084
01:27:09.739 --> 01:27:10.060
Ease.
2085
01:27:10.220 --> 01:27:11.279
You know how.
2086
01:27:11.060 --> 01:27:14.850
At a time Porsche and Volkswagen had the same engine?
2087
01:27:14.859 --> 01:27:15.399
Mm-hmm.
2088
01:27:15.930 --> 01:27:17.050
That's the difference.
2089
01:27:17.069 --> 01:27:17.329
It's also.
2090
01:27:17.470 --> 01:27:17.829
It's like.
2091
01:27:20.710 --> 01:27:22.430
No, I can handle it. I really want to know.
2092
01:27:22.609 --> 01:27:25.930
He is a chill person who seems very comfortable in
2093
01:27:25.970 --> 01:27:29.170
his skin and very confident. Not that you're not, but
2094
01:27:29.210 --> 01:27:31.550
it seems like he's been that way much longer than
2095
01:27:31.750 --> 01:27:32.630
you have.
2096
01:27:32.970 --> 01:27:35.609
I feel like you went through a very awkward phase
2097
01:27:35.649 --> 01:27:38.880
where you were like, ooh, I don't like myself. No.
2098
01:27:39.140 --> 01:27:40.720
That was me.
2099
01:27:40.779 --> 01:27:44.140
No, but what I'm saying is that it does amaze
2100
01:27:44.199 --> 01:27:47.000
me that he does have something that I wish I had.
2101
01:27:47.460 --> 01:27:48.119
That I don't have.
2102
01:27:48.199 --> 01:27:48.680
Oh, me too.
2103
01:27:48.720 --> 01:27:52.260
You know, and I'm being completely honest. He has, he
2104
01:27:52.300 --> 01:27:55.119
does have an ease and he's always in the center.
2105
01:27:55.510 --> 01:27:58.810
He's always centered. I think that's incredible to be centered
2106
01:27:58.829 --> 01:28:00.670
like that all the time. And he's like a tuning
2107
01:28:00.729 --> 01:28:05.090
fork that's perfectly vibrating with the universe. And I feel
2108
01:28:05.130 --> 01:28:08.090
like I'm a, you know, like a- You're just a fork. Yeah,
2109
01:28:08.130 --> 01:28:08.789
like a fork.
2110
01:28:09.090 --> 01:28:09.310
Yeah.
2111
01:28:09.529 --> 01:28:12.289
That was eating clams, but someone didn't wash it afterwards
2112
01:28:12.310 --> 01:28:14.609
and then it fell in some sand. And it's got
2113
01:28:14.710 --> 01:28:16.189
some clam juice and sand on it.
2114
01:28:16.189 --> 01:28:17.229
That's pretty good, yeah.
2115
01:28:17.510 --> 01:28:20.569
Do you think we like him because he's nice to us?
2116
01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:21.140
Oh, right.
2117
01:28:21.199 --> 01:28:23.760
Maybe if you tried being nice to me and Matt,
2118
01:28:23.859 --> 01:28:27.340
then we would like mom. Maybe still not then.
2119
01:28:27.619 --> 01:28:30.899
You get a paycheck, right? That's not being nice to someone.
2120
01:28:30.920 --> 01:28:33.310
You get a paycheck. I'm your employee. That doesn't mean
2121
01:28:33.329 --> 01:28:34.220
you're nice to me.
2122
01:28:34.229 --> 01:28:36.409
It's kind of worse because it's like you're paying her
2123
01:28:36.510 --> 01:28:37.609
to be belligerent.
2124
01:28:37.630 --> 01:28:39.409
The fact that you even thought about.
2125
01:28:39.529 --> 01:28:39.989
Do you do it?
2126
01:28:40.359 --> 01:28:40.579
With me?
2127
01:28:40.579 --> 01:28:40.840
I do.
2128
01:28:40.859 --> 01:28:41.409
Yeah, I do.
2129
01:28:41.420 --> 01:28:43.939
Would you say that, I mean, are there a lot
2130
01:28:43.960 --> 01:28:46.829
of other people just sending you money besides me? Nobody
2131
01:28:46.890 --> 01:28:49.609
else is. Okay. Then I'm a good guy and I'm
2132
01:28:49.649 --> 01:28:51.170
your friend. No, you can't do that. That doesn't sound
2133
01:28:51.210 --> 01:28:51.930
how nice this works.
2134
01:28:51.949 --> 01:28:53.689
It's not transaction. What are you talking about?
2135
01:28:53.729 --> 01:28:56.170
Jeff Goldblum asks nothing and gives everything.
2136
01:28:56.189 --> 01:28:58.189
You are transactional. Do you get a paycheck from? Why
2137
01:28:58.210 --> 01:28:59.319
are you pointing at me?
2138
01:28:59.340 --> 01:29:00.069
You're missing the point, dude.
2139
01:29:00.109 --> 01:29:01.859
You profit from me as well.
2140
01:29:02.199 --> 01:29:03.720
In a roundabout way, I do, yes.
2141
01:29:03.960 --> 01:29:05.220
In a roundabout way.
2142
01:29:05.260 --> 01:29:05.680
Full disclosure.
2143
01:29:05.699 --> 01:29:07.880
Okay, I didn't realize you were just here on a
2144
01:29:07.939 --> 01:29:11.460
voluntary basis. No, I've seen you driving, since the podcast
2145
01:29:11.479 --> 01:29:13.699
blew up and suddenly you're driving a Bentley.
2146
01:29:13.779 --> 01:29:14.079
No.
2147
01:29:14.199 --> 01:29:17.579
Yes, you're driving a Bentley on, you know, just on
2148
01:29:17.619 --> 01:29:18.600
Hollywood Boulevard.
2149
01:29:18.680 --> 01:29:19.060
Yeah.
2150
01:29:19.199 --> 01:29:22.510
You know, and- Classic girls. Yeah, and whoa, your license
2151
01:29:22.529 --> 01:29:27.289
plate's suddenly Pod King and you're driving around? You guys
2152
01:29:27.329 --> 01:29:31.109
have both- Pod King is seven letters. And your kids
2153
01:29:31.130 --> 01:29:34.149
wear these like crazy satin outfits that you have handmade
2154
01:29:34.189 --> 01:29:36.489
for them now that the podcast blew up. And so
2155
01:29:36.729 --> 01:29:39.649
both of you have, your lives have been changed by
2156
01:29:39.720 --> 01:29:42.699
knowing me, which means you have to like me. You
2157
01:29:42.739 --> 01:29:43.159
have to.
2158
01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:45.100
You know that's not how it works.
2159
01:29:45.140 --> 01:29:46.159
It should work that way.
2160
01:29:46.180 --> 01:29:47.239
You can't buy friendship.
2161
01:29:47.260 --> 01:29:47.819
That's not how it works.
2162
01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:48.520
Yes, you can.
2163
01:29:48.539 --> 01:29:49.000
No, you can't.
2164
01:29:49.020 --> 01:29:51.979
That's why I moved to Los Angeles. You can. No.
2165
01:29:52.000 --> 01:29:52.170
You can.
2166
01:29:52.239 --> 01:29:52.760
You can.
2167
01:29:53.279 --> 01:29:57.970
Sonia and I are friends. All of my friends work
2168
01:29:58.010 --> 01:30:00.550
for me. And I'm very comfortable with that because if
2169
01:30:00.670 --> 01:30:02.869
any of them piss me off, I can terminate that
2170
01:30:02.949 --> 01:30:05.909
friendship very easily. I wonder why we like Jeff Goldblum
2171
01:30:05.930 --> 01:30:08.949
more than you. I still don't understand it.
2172
01:30:08.949 --> 01:30:12.470
He's my favorite tall person. And he just exudes this
2173
01:30:12.510 --> 01:30:13.529
like sense of ease.
2174
01:30:13.609 --> 01:30:14.109
And you know what?
2175
01:30:14.180 --> 01:30:16.260
He doesn't have to pay me for me to like him.
2176
01:30:16.460 --> 01:30:16.640
Yeah.
2177
01:30:16.840 --> 01:30:19.680
And that says a lot. This is interesting. I have
2178
01:30:19.720 --> 01:30:22.180
to look more into this. Into friendship?
2179
01:30:22.199 --> 01:30:22.279
Yeah.
2180
01:30:23.100 --> 01:30:25.100
Into the concept of being nice.
2181
01:30:25.140 --> 01:30:27.680
He leads with love. You lead with fear.
2182
01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:28.359
Yes.
2183
01:30:28.859 --> 01:30:29.079
No.
2184
01:30:29.439 --> 01:30:30.340
Stalin did that.
2185
01:30:30.390 --> 01:30:30.890
Yeah, I know.
2186
01:30:30.930 --> 01:30:33.010
He controlled. Stalin.
2187
01:30:33.489 --> 01:30:35.409
Joseph Stalin.
2188
01:30:35.590 --> 01:30:39.069
Oh, so now we're going to rip on Joseph Stalin.
2189
01:30:39.829 --> 01:30:46.170
I love how there's no sacred cows anymore. Everybody gets
2190
01:30:46.229 --> 01:30:48.720
torn down. Everybody gets torn down.
2191
01:30:48.729 --> 01:30:50.109
Not Jeff Goldblum.
2192
01:30:50.180 --> 01:30:53.399
And now it's Joseph Stalin. Jesus, no one's safe in
2193
01:30:53.439 --> 01:30:55.140
this hypersensitive era.
2194
01:30:55.159 --> 01:30:55.720
Jeff Goldblum is.
2195
01:30:55.979 --> 01:30:58.739
He's an angel. He's an absolute angel.
2196
01:30:58.779 --> 01:30:59.239
He's otherworldly.
2197
01:30:59.260 --> 01:31:00.539
Just such a sweet person.
2198
01:31:00.659 --> 01:31:02.039
He might be an alien.
2199
01:31:03.380 --> 01:31:06.460
He is. We should stick the landing on this. He
2200
01:31:06.680 --> 01:31:11.199
is such an unusually... He's an unusual person. There's no
2201
01:31:11.220 --> 01:31:13.880
one else quite like him. And I do have to
2202
01:31:13.939 --> 01:31:16.880
tell you that when I, in my travels, people always
2203
01:31:16.939 --> 01:31:18.060
bring up to me, oh my God, I love it
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when Jeff Goldblum is on the podcast or he's on
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the show. He brings an energy that immediately transforms the experience.
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I think we all are changed by him when we're
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in his, he creates like a biosphere, a Jeff Goldblum
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biosphere that's very enjoyable. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And he remembers everybody. He's just, he like, when he
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looks at you, he looks at you and he knows
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your name and he remembers you. And that goes a
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long way.
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Yeah, but I don't, again, I have a list of
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all the employees. I can consult them.
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I don't think you even know my name.
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I can go to Jeff Ross. I can go to
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Jeff Ross now. I don't need to. All I have
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to do is go to Jeff Ross or Adam Sachs
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and say, the guy with the... you know, he's kind
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of a hipster and he lives in Pasadena. And they'll
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be like, yeah, Matt Gourley. And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
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tell him I wished him a happy Christmas. I got
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to get out of here. My helicopter's waiting. It's me. Wait, what? Yeah,
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my helicopter's waiting.
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That's your helicopter.
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God, your helicopter is ill.
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Yeah. Wait, how does the helicopter... No, but mine is different.
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Mine runs on pure malice. It's very eco-friendly.
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It's also super pervy somehow.
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Wow.
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Mr.
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O'Brien, you must really hate people today. We've got 600,000 miles.
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I just get in it and put an electrode on
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my head.
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Who are you mad at?
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And it leaves a noxious cloud of just pure bad
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intent behind me.
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Metaphorically, that's what's going on here.
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All right.
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Well, anyway, Jeff Goldblum, if you're listening right now, naked
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in the lotus position as you meditate, as he does
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every night, we love you.
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We do.
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We love you.
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See you next week at my house for James Bond.
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Okay.
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Let's cut it there.
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Okay.
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Conan o'brien needs a friend with conan o'brien sonam of
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