Jeff Goldblum Returns

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Watch this. Hello. My name is Jeff Goldbloom, G-O-L-D-B-L-U-N. And
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I'm reading for some of the first name. Oh, yes,
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first name. I did it. First name, last name. Empty something. Yeah.
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And then pause.
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Here comes.
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That's enough of that.
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And I feel.
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And then it says here, parenthesis, however I feel. Well. Madness.
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Madness. Madness.
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Hey, that's the last line of what movie? Here, last
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line of the movie.
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Madness.
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Madness. Tell me the movie.
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Oh, my God.
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I know that movie. I know that movie. Is it
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an older movie?
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Yes.
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Wait a minute.
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Madness. I can give you a clue.
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Madness. Wait a minute. Is it- Madness. Hold it. Madness.
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Is it Apocalypse Now?
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No.
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No, that's The Horror.
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The Horror. You're close, though.
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Yeah.
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And it has a similar- Oh, wait, it's The Last
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Family Ties.
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No.
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No, it does.
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It ends with Mad.
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Madness. Madness.
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I love that this is the introduction to the show.
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We have to wrap up what this movie is and
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then do the name thing. All is one giant piece.
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We're still rolling.
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We're still rolling. Really? Give us that hint.
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This has been real. You can't use this as the beginning.
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No, we can.
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But give us a hint on that movie.
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Okay.
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I'll give you a hint. A lesser cast member, Jack Hawkins.
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Probably don't even know who that is.
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I'm like, what kind of clue is that?
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Okay, sex.
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A ceramic mug features in a breakfast scene. There's a
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clue for you.
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No, no. Jack Hawkins. There are those who know very
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well Jack Hawkins and already know this movie. I'll give
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you a giveaway clue. Bill Holden. William Holden.
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Oh, uh.
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Stalag 17? No, good, no, pretty good guess. It's kind
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of a war picture. He does not deliver the last line,
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by the way. Oh, Bridge Over the River Kwai. Yes,
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Bridge Over the River Kwai. That was my last.
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Just as he blows up the bridge. Yes.
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Exactly. Now, all together, let's whistle the song that is... Ready?
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Oh, wait, that's the wrong one.
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Okay.
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That's it.
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I can't whistle, and I don't know that.
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You cannot whistle?
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I can't whistle.
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Is that true?
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I've never seen this movie.
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When I was a kid in camp, they taught us
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these old songs from the 50s as we trudged up
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the Appalachian Mountains, and we had to sing, Comet, it
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makes your teeth turn green.
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Comet.
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It tastes like Vaseline, Comet. Make you vomit, so drink
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your Comet and vomit today. And then it'd be like, again!
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And we would do it again, and I climbed the
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presidential mountain range just singing that song, not knowing what
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it was, how it, why? Why? Just because.
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And then you learned later that it was from that movie.
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Yeah.
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That's funny. That's funny. Hey, do you know this song?
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You reminded me of the song. We're on the upward trail.
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We're on the upward trail. Singing, singing, everybody singing.
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As we go.
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That would have been a more legit version of the
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marching song.
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Yes, I suppose. Now, where does that song come from?
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Because you've confused us once again.
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And also, how do you feel about being Conan O'Brien's man?
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For God's sake.
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My name is Jeff Goldman, and I feel being here
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with you now as if... I'm revealing myself to myself,
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and I feel utterly drenched and purged.
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Okay.
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Now, that's from a kind of an homage to a
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movie line also. That's not my originality and my unconventionality.
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Why don't you turn my podcast into a kooky trivia show?
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I love it.
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That's what you've done.
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I love it.
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Fall is here, hear the yell Back to school, ring
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the bell Brand new shoes, walkin' blues Climb the fence,
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books and pens I can tell that we are gonna
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be friends Yes, I.
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Can tell that we are gonna be friends All right, testing, testing, one, two, three, testing, testing, bumblebee, testing, testing,
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all day long we sing the testing, testing song. Three, two, one.
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Why can't you do anything normally?
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I don't know.
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Why can't anything just be normal?
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I don't know, ask Michelangelo.
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Here we go.
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Three, two, three.
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There it is.
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The Ninja Turtle. Yeah, that's who I meant.
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Okay.
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The best of the Ninja Turtles. Three, two, one. No, Donatello,
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big time.
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I'm a Leonardo guy.
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Are you?
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And action.
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Hey there. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, the
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podcast that gives and gives. until it can't give no more.
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What's it giving?
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I don't know. What are we giving? I think it's
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spreading disease. We should stop. It's spreading disease. This is
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a fantastic episode. I never say that up front, but
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we know for a fact because we bring to you
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today the amazing Jeff Goldblum, a force of nature, a star.
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And I don't mean a star in the sense of
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a Hollywood star. He certainly is that. But he is
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a celestial event, in my opinion.
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He really is, yeah.
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He really is. So this interview that we have, I'm told, Matt,
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that you barely touch this one. Sometimes you do little
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edits and tweaks.
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I do.
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Occasionally a guest will be on and they start to
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go into very inappropriate rant and we have to take
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it out.
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Occasionally there's repeated stories or something through just natural conversation
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that I'll pull out.
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You're not missing.
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Anything as a listener from the things I'm pulling out.
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Right.
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But this one- It couldn't have any editing because it's music.
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It's a symphony. And I also always take out little
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mouth noises and clicks, but Jeff Goldblum has this repeating
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feline slurp.
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And it's just.
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I couldn't touch it. It would be like going, like
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you said, going to Michelangelo and editing his Sistine Chapel.
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Yeah.
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Well, again, so not Michelangelo- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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No, I still mean him.
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Okay.
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And he was a wonderful painter.
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Because he also worked on the Sistine Chapel.
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Yeah.
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So it must be tough technically to edit a man
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who's constantly making low purring sounds. You can't do it.
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Because how do you, you can't do an edit. I
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speak and then I stop.
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Yeah.
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And there's nothing. But Jeff Goldblum, even when he's not speaking, hmm.
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Well, you can do a crossfade and you can blend
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one sexual grumble into the next, but I would never
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do that. Like, who am I to censor his sexual rumblings,
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his subsonic sexual rumblings?
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I love that you called it, first of all, sexual grumbling,
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which made it sound like a grumpy guy who's in
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a sexual mood, you know? I don't even know how
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that sounds, like... Oh, yeah, I'd like to do it
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with somebody right now.
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I didn't have so much to do.
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I have to do the yard first, but I'd like
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to do it with someone. I don't know what that means,
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but I'm, yeah, there's not much to say. When you
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have Jeff Goldblum and you've managed to capture Jeff Goldblum
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in the wild and you get it to talk, it's
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an event.
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It's a real event. And to that point. This introduction
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is about the interview. The interview itself is something like,
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I think, 70 minutes long. And we do a segment
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at the end of this episode where we just talk
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about how wonderful that interview was. So this is an
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all Goldblum episode.
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It really is. And you know what? When I say
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all Goldblum, I don't hear one complaint. No. No one's
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going to stop me on the street and say that
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was too much Goldblum.
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No.
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Um, and set your filters, your Goldblum filters to high
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because you want to get all the Goldblum.
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As it comes to it. Yeah.
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Was it 70 minutes? Just the part where he goes,
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my name is Jeff Goldblum and I'm, and I, I,
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I feel like that alone was incredible. So the listeners
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will have already heard that moment.
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And that was, I think three minutes and 46 seconds
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for him to say, hi, my name is Jeff Goldblum.
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And ultimately I feel, I think he said, drenched, something
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like drained and drenched?
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Who knows?
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All I know is that once it was over, I
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had no memory of what had happened. I knew that
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I had, you know, had an orgasmic high, but I
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didn't know what happened.
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Yeah.
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And I think, I put it out to the listeners,
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listen to this Jeff Goldblum interview. And afterwards, I doubt
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anyone's gonna know what was said.
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I don't, you guys said, So many names of shows
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and so many actors I had never heard of. And
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all three of you were like, oh my God, that
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guy was the best. Like, it was just like... Constant
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splooging over like 70s obscure shows. Okay, let's clean it
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up a bit. Okay, come on. You were just doing
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a whole sex thing about grumblings.
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A grumpy sexual guy.
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And you're telling me to clean it up because I
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said splooge?
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I didn't say splooge. I didn't talk about.
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That's what you guys did all the whole interview.
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It's true.
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I mean, she's just saying the facts. That's true.
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We did. Yeah. Can you change that to squeegee in edit?
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No, I won't.
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So it just becomes squeegee? You guys were just squeegeeing
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each other. That, to me, feels erotic.
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I didn't say each other.
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I said every time someone would say, oh yeah, do
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you remember this one actor who was in one show
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for three episodes? You were like, oh my God, that
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guy was the best guy I've ever heard of in
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my life.
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Who's splooging around you that talks that way? I've never,
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that's not what it's, that doesn't at all sound like
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a guy who is about to ejaculate. In no way,
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your guy who is about to ejaculate is like, yeah,
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so anyway, I'm going to go get a sandwich and ah!
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Oh my God, I just came. Who the fuck is
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that guy? You've been hanging out with Bruno the splooger? Yeah.
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He just has orgasms when he least expects it. Anyway,
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so I think what we're going to do is get
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a guy in here to rivet the beam. You need
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a good riveter because the rivets have to be hot
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too because they got to go into the eye beam.
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Oh, God!
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Oh, fuck!
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Some people have narcolepsy. I got splooge-alypsy.
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Oh, my, I got splooge-alypsy. I don't know, this year
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I think the Mets are gonna go all the way.
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I'll tell you what it is, it's infielding. If you
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can keep the ball in the infield.
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, I had to take my earphones off.
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Oh, fuck, I was talking about infielding, I thought I
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was safe.
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Oh, Jesus.
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I love this guy. This guy, Bruno the Splooge.
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You're listening to Bruno the Splooge on KXW9.
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Oh, fuck.
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All right.
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All right.
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Well, anyway. On that note. Let's do this. Let's do
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this thing. Strap yourselves in. My guest today is an
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actor who has starred in such movies as Jurassic Park,
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Independence Day, and Thor Ragnarok. Now he's reprising his role
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as Dr. Ian Malcolm in the highly anticipated movie Jurassic
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World Dominion. To say I'm excited is insane, because it's
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beyond that. Delighted, excited, orgasmic. To chat with him today,
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Jeff Goldblum.
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Welcome.
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Thank you. Lord, I have to tell you, this is
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the inaugural podcast in our new studio with a genuine celebrity.
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We did a little messing around and testing beforehand, but.
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You- Genuine.
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Genuine. You like that pronunciation? That's what I say.
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You did Music Man at one.
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Point, didn't you?
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Oh, I wish I had.
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I know you did.
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Genuine.
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I know you did.
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Trumpet. Yes, I know. Well, you know very well. You
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were in that movie.
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So listen, I must tell you that I can't think
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of a better person to start this off with than you.
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You know that you and I have something, a certain frisson,
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admit it, admit it, we have something.
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Yes, yes we do. No, and I will- A frisson,
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you know what that means.
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I don't.
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I think it's French and it means we're in constant culmination.
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The way you're moving.
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You're moving like a lascivious snake.
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Yes.
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Bring it out in a minute.
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No, you are, and I've interviewed you many times. You're
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one of my favorite people to talk to because you
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have a.
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An animalistic quality. Yes, and I mean that in the
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nicest way.
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Which animal?
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Well, I don't know. It would be a reptile, I believe.
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I think a panther.
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No, no, no, no, no. Because it has a long,
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darting tongue. I know that he can hit a fly
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at great lengths. You are a combination of animals. You
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are a panther, but you are also a lizard. Of course,
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the fly. We must add the fly in there. Yes, yes.
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You just reminded me. Do you remember your dreams? I
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had a dream last night. I wrote down some of it,
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but I didn't remember until just this moment this thing
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about the tongue. Somebody last night in my dream had
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a tongue that was very, very long and And it
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came out completely. They, he, I don't know.
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The tongue detached from the mouth.
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It detached.
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It was a detachable long tongue.
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Yes. You know, apropos of nothing.
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Well, first of all.
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Of interest to nobody, but... But you just, but that's true.
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And I have, I forgot that. What the hell am
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I doing with that?
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Yes, yes.
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I wrote these down madly as I, before I forgot
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this morning.
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This is your dream?
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Yes, some of my dreams.
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Okay, let me pause for a minute. Ladies and gentlemen,
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Jeff Goldblum, esteemed actor, is about to, he's relayed a
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dream that he had last night. And I can see
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that he's written it down. It looks like in Hebrew.
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I don't understand. Your handwriting is very bizarre.
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Do you speak Hebrew? Yeah.
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It's very strange.
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Yeah, it is. You can't read that. My dad was
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a doctor like your dad was.
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Yeah, it's like Sanskrit. It's crazy.
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I inherited his thing. No, but that's what I wrote down.
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That's right.
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Should we hear it?
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Yeah, should we hear the dream?
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Yeah, you can. But I did just remember that, no kidding,
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that tongue part of it. That was also last night.
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There's nothing funny about these, but it may open a
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portal into our subconscious, all of us.
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Yeah, let's hope so.
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So Robert Altman, you remember him.
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Yeah, the great director, Robert Altman.
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I worked with him a few times.
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Name dropper?
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Well, I know, I know. In any case, he was,
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he appeared in my dream. We were kind of in
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a hospital situation or something, and he appeared all of
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a sudden, to my astonishment and delight, alive. He's now dead,
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lo these several years. But he was alive, young and
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radiant with his, I think they were his sons, and
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they were kind of sneaking him in and out of
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this thing. And I said, look at you, because he'd,
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I guess, I intuited right, I inferred right away, he
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had faked his death. For some reason, he seemed sly
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and delighted and it was now our secret. And he said, yes,
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be prepared for me to stay at your house. Something
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like that. And then they left.
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That was the dream.
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That was one sequence. That's that sequence. The second sequence was,
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listen to this. I was in some kind of strange
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but heavy equipment pod that was delivering us up a mountain,
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off the outside to view a mountain. And it was
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the Alps. I think it was the Alps of some kind.
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It was the Swiss Alps. You were in some kind
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of craft viewing the Alps. Yes, and each of us
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in a separate pod. My wife, Emily, was in a
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pod a little bit away from me, and we were
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all experiencing this separately. But we could see a wonderful
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view of these mountains as they got higher and higher,
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and it was like the highest peak on earth. As
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we got further, we saw these old castles kind of,
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you know, places, and that was amazing and wonderful. Then
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we got higher and higher until finally it kind of
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leveled out and we knew we were at the top
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of the world. And then, and it was amazing and
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everybody was kind of, oh, you know, in awe. And
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then before it started down the other side, like a
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roller coaster, We were like that, and then it started.
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And it was a harrowing ride that seemed like that.
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I kind of retreated inside an inner compartment in this
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pod in kind of a bathroom. And then I said,
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I'm missing it. I thought to myself, I'm missing it.
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So I went back up and kind of got some
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of it.
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That was it.
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And then it was over. I missed my wife. I
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missed the group. And I seemed to be by myself,
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left behind somehow. Couldn't find them. I was like left behind.
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That's the second part of the dream.
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Okay. Kind of.
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Yes. Let me say quickly, Freud had this theory that
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dreams have meaning. And we now know that Freud was wrong.
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No.
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That has no meaning. This is insanity. There's no, there's nothing,
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that opened no porthole. There's nothing there. Robert Altman returns
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from the dead and wants to stay at your home
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and he's being sneaky and you're in a hospital. Then
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you're in a pod. You're observing the Alps. Uh, you
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go up one side and down the other after spending
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a brief interval in the bathroom. Um, what's the last one?
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The last one, this may make sense of the whole thing. Um,
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I was doing kind of a talk show or a
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podcast of some kind. It's not curious to.
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Think that I was already- Some kind. I guess there
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are so many.
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Thinking.
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None would come to the mind of a Jeff Goldblum.
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None like this. This is uniquely tippity-toppity. That's how it
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relates to the second one. This is the crest. This
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is the summit of podcastry.
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Thank you.
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Podcastry? We are the summit of podcastry, sir.
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But I was curious. going to perform in some way
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or being asked to perform, I wasn't kind of prepared
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or happy about it. And then the woman producer type,
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you know, laid on me some things that I wasn't
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prepared for. She said, oh, yeah, you're going to be
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talking to– Diane Keaton and Ron Howard, and we're going
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to try to get you to get him to dance.
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And I said, nothing's right. The microphone isn't right.
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I have a pen.
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I have nothing. There's nothing right.
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And how long am I going to do this? I said,
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didn't know. She said, oh, another, you know, a couple
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of hours. Well, that's altogether, that's five hours. That's true.
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So this is like a steady job. This is like
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a full-time job, right? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Well, okay.
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I was not happy about it.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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So you had a dream the night before coming here
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about doing a long podcast with a red-haired celebrity, Ron Howard,
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and Diane Keaton, a.k.a. Sonam Obsession.
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Oh.
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Yes, yes. I want to be Diane Keaton.
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And then finally, I said, there was a guy with
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great big bushy eyebrows. Let's see if I'm prescient at all. No, no.
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Must be me. I mean, I trim them, but they
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could comb into my hairline if I needed them to.
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No kidding. And I said, what's your name? Yes. Well,
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I want to learn everybody's name first and last. He said, last.
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He was kind of taken aback by that. And then
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I said, yes. And there was a big crew around.
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And I said, yes, I think I should learn everybody's name.
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In fact, I think if it were up to me,
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we'd all be wearing name tags. They seem to be
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happy about that. That's about all of that. That's that drink.
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Yeah. Now listen.
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Wow.
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Don't lose that sheet of paper.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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We can't have that lost to time.
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Okay.
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We need to frame that. Yeah, that is, you know,
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here's what I'll say about you, Jeff. I never know
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what you're going to say. I never know what you're
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going to do. You are feral. You are a man
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that runs on instinct. You don't, and you're very much,
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I think, attuned. You should see the faces he's making
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right now. You're very much attuned. to the universe, and
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I feel like you are constantly in the now. Is
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this correct?
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I aspire to presence. Yes, I'd like to be. I'd
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like to be here and now. That would be great. Yes.
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You've devoted your life to the technology of the here
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and now, I believe. Isn't that also correct?
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Well, I don't think I have at all. I don't
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know what you're talking about.
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You do, so don't deny it. By the way, here,
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let me mention something. You know, there is such a
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thing as, you go to, I don't know whether you
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go to therapists and you've talked about dreams or interested
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in dreams, but there's a thing called dream work. This
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may be of no interest to you, but there's a
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thing that occurs to me. There's a thing called dream
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work whereby this may not seem like it has any
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relevance to anything or makes any sense. But there are
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those who think, and I did it once with a
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good teacher, Sandra Seacat, that Laura Dern turned me on to,
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00:20:45.740 --> 00:20:48.289
whom Laura Dern turned me on to. You go to
500
00:20:48.329 --> 00:20:51.109
bed before the night of a— before you need an answer
501
00:20:51.130 --> 00:20:54.220
to something, you say, dear inner self— You write a letter,
502
00:20:54.259 --> 00:20:56.660
please give me an answer to something about this character
503
00:20:56.680 --> 00:20:58.980
that I'm playing or my life or aspect of this relationship.
504
00:20:59.269 --> 00:21:00.730
And you have a dream. And then you go to
505
00:21:00.769 --> 00:21:03.990
this dream coach. And you go, well, here's what it is.
506
00:21:04.069 --> 00:21:05.730
I wrote it down. It doesn't seem to have anything
507
00:21:05.769 --> 00:21:08.670
to do with the play or my guy. And they go, well,
508
00:21:09.309 --> 00:21:12.349
not at first, but how about this? And they open
509
00:21:12.390 --> 00:21:16.069
you up to consider the possibilities of how your subconscious
510
00:21:16.150 --> 00:21:18.369
may be informing your life.
511
00:21:19.119 --> 00:21:21.599
Activities and your questions. What do you think of that?
512
00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:25.049
My mother-in-law, a lovely woman and very smart woman, is
513
00:21:25.230 --> 00:21:28.869
a therapist. Liza's mom. Yeah, Liza's mom. And she believes
514
00:21:29.470 --> 00:21:32.269
that all dreams have meaning. If you have a dream
515
00:21:32.309 --> 00:21:34.049
and you tell her, you know, she starts to pick
516
00:21:34.069 --> 00:21:37.170
it apart. I'm often having dreams that I defy anyone
517
00:21:37.210 --> 00:21:37.990
to make sense of.
518
00:21:38.089 --> 00:21:38.210
Right.
519
00:21:38.390 --> 00:21:41.509
Because it just seems like random mush. It really does.
520
00:21:41.650 --> 00:21:43.670
It's just, and then I realized that most of my
521
00:21:43.710 --> 00:21:45.269
life I'm speaking in random mush.
522
00:21:45.289 --> 00:21:46.569
Yes, exactly.
523
00:21:46.589 --> 00:21:47.109
Yeah.
524
00:21:47.190 --> 00:21:48.880
So maybe they're related.
525
00:21:48.930 --> 00:21:49.970
Maybe they are related. Yeah.
526
00:21:50.099 --> 00:21:53.759
And you get fertile material in your dream life or not.
527
00:21:53.799 --> 00:21:56.000
You know, I don't know about this. I'm not advocating
528
00:21:56.019 --> 00:21:57.240
for one. I don't know how I feel about it.
529
00:21:57.599 --> 00:21:59.559
If you tell me dreams are just a kind of
530
00:21:59.660 --> 00:22:04.769
a weird, you know, you know, discharge of your, you know, nocturnal,
531
00:22:05.450 --> 00:22:05.710
you know.
532
00:22:05.730 --> 00:22:08.890
Well, no, there are nocturnal discharges. That's a separate category.
533
00:22:08.910 --> 00:22:09.950
Yes, yes.
534
00:22:09.970 --> 00:22:10.769
Well, there are.
535
00:22:10.789 --> 00:22:11.430
There just frankly are.
536
00:22:11.650 --> 00:22:12.640
I know there are.
537
00:22:12.650 --> 00:22:13.130
What's that?
538
00:22:13.250 --> 00:22:15.089
I just don't know if we can bring them up.
539
00:22:15.170 --> 00:22:15.549
No.
540
00:22:15.609 --> 00:22:16.589
No, no, I wasn't going to bring them up. I
541
00:22:16.609 --> 00:22:19.089
was just going to say it's a common term, nocturnal discharge.
542
00:22:19.210 --> 00:22:21.470
And I wanted to make sure that people didn't misunderstand
543
00:22:21.519 --> 00:22:24.279
what Jeff was saying, that you are separating the two.
544
00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:24.960
Right.
545
00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:29.240
Yes, yes, exactly. And if we were not on air
546
00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:33.359
and I were, more given to the ribald.
547
00:22:35.119 --> 00:22:35.740
Or ribald.
548
00:22:36.059 --> 00:22:37.089
Or ribald.
549
00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:38.470
Oh, I don't know.
550
00:22:38.990 --> 00:22:39.490
What do you think?
551
00:22:39.670 --> 00:22:41.109
Well, he said genuine.
552
00:22:41.190 --> 00:22:43.890
Yeah, I'm allowed to, I, as the host of the show,
553
00:22:43.910 --> 00:22:47.910
I'm allowed to make up the final laws on all pronunciations.
554
00:22:47.970 --> 00:22:48.390
Really?
555
00:22:48.579 --> 00:22:50.279
But please, continue way.
556
00:22:52.349 --> 00:22:54.670
Well, I don't know. So, well, my point is that
557
00:22:54.690 --> 00:22:56.690
I'm not going to continue into something, the whole thing
558
00:22:56.710 --> 00:22:59.450
that I just thought of. I'd love it if you would.
559
00:22:59.509 --> 00:22:59.859
Yeah, yeah.
560
00:22:59.890 --> 00:23:03.539
Don't be afraid of being reballed. We are all adults here.
561
00:23:04.019 --> 00:23:07.299
And I will say this is a safe space.
562
00:23:07.460 --> 00:23:07.640
Yeah.
563
00:23:08.200 --> 00:23:08.500
All right.
564
00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:10.299
No, I shouldn't.
565
00:23:10.759 --> 00:23:11.259
Well, you know.
566
00:23:12.109 --> 00:23:12.730
Yes, yes.
567
00:23:15.430 --> 00:23:17.670
When I was young, you know, 12, 13, I think
568
00:23:17.710 --> 00:23:18.269
it happened.
569
00:23:18.670 --> 00:23:18.990
Yes.
570
00:23:19.650 --> 00:23:19.809
Yeah.
571
00:23:20.259 --> 00:23:20.420
Yeah.
572
00:23:21.420 --> 00:23:25.160
Anyway, that's all I'll say. Well, that seems young is
573
00:23:25.180 --> 00:23:25.849
all I'm gonna say.
574
00:23:25.980 --> 00:23:26.269
Really?
575
00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:28.890
Yes, I was 37 when it happened for me for
576
00:23:28.910 --> 00:23:29.430
the first time.
577
00:23:29.490 --> 00:23:30.150
Oh, God.
578
00:23:30.230 --> 00:23:30.529
Yes.
579
00:23:30.609 --> 00:23:31.210
Congratulations.
580
00:23:31.230 --> 00:23:31.890
So awkward.
581
00:23:31.930 --> 00:23:34.089
No, no, I was really watching them wrap up Seinfeld
582
00:23:34.109 --> 00:23:34.930
and I just, it happened.
583
00:23:34.950 --> 00:23:35.009
Oh.
584
00:23:37.740 --> 00:23:38.279
I'm sorry.
585
00:23:38.319 --> 00:23:39.619
That's very good.
586
00:23:39.740 --> 00:23:41.420
Late bloomer I am.
587
00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:43.160
You know, you have- Speak like Yoda.
588
00:23:43.359 --> 00:23:45.369
Yeah, I know. Late bloomer I am.
589
00:23:45.420 --> 00:23:47.329
Late bloomer I am.
590
00:23:47.380 --> 00:23:51.599
Discharge late, it came. 3,000 years old I was.
591
00:23:51.680 --> 00:23:52.079
Yaddle.
592
00:23:52.140 --> 00:24:00.069
By the way. By the way, I'm such big fans
593
00:24:00.130 --> 00:24:02.490
of yours. I've been watching a lot of, not just
594
00:24:02.529 --> 00:24:06.049
for my conscientious research purposes, but just for my own entertainment.
595
00:24:06.849 --> 00:24:10.410
Often I go to YouTube and see, I've seen hours
596
00:24:10.490 --> 00:24:13.730
and hours and hours of your content.
597
00:24:13.769 --> 00:24:15.490
Foolishness, I like to call it.
598
00:24:15.670 --> 00:24:16.089
Everything.
599
00:24:16.109 --> 00:24:16.519
Oh, that's nice.
600
00:24:16.599 --> 00:24:18.720
I love to think of you out there watching it.
601
00:24:18.819 --> 00:24:21.269
I really am. So I know a lot about you.
602
00:24:21.339 --> 00:24:22.980
You know what I think is something that makes me
603
00:24:23.019 --> 00:24:25.910
very happy is that None of our comedy was ever
604
00:24:25.930 --> 00:24:28.470
really about anything. No, that's for sure. So you can
605
00:24:28.549 --> 00:24:31.789
see something from 25 years ago, and it doesn't relate
606
00:24:31.849 --> 00:24:34.809
to any specific topical thing in the news. And other
607
00:24:34.829 --> 00:24:37.710
than the fact that my head hasn't rotted yet in
608
00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:42.420
those clips, people can laugh at them all over again,
609
00:24:42.460 --> 00:24:44.799
which makes me happy. Uh-oh, you put on your specs.
610
00:24:44.819 --> 00:24:46.039
He's examining your rotting head.
611
00:24:46.059 --> 00:24:47.160
Are you examining my rotting head?
612
00:24:47.200 --> 00:24:49.240
Yeah, now that you brought it up, you all look great,
613
00:24:49.259 --> 00:24:49.480
you know.
614
00:24:49.539 --> 00:24:52.599
Just great. Oh, please, you can tell that this... I
615
00:24:52.630 --> 00:24:55.900
have one of those Irish heads that bloats as it
616
00:24:55.940 --> 00:24:56.420
gets older.
617
00:24:56.460 --> 00:24:57.240
You've said it, I know.
618
00:24:57.299 --> 00:25:01.220
No, this is true. You know, you leave a gourd
619
00:25:01.259 --> 00:25:06.210
in the sun long enough. And then winter comes and
620
00:25:06.230 --> 00:25:08.650
you have yourself a Conan. That's what happens over time.
621
00:25:09.069 --> 00:25:12.720
But you, I will say this, I love talking to
622
00:25:12.740 --> 00:25:16.339
you because You're staring at me and you're examining every.
623
00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:17.880
I like your glasses. I like your glasses.
624
00:25:17.900 --> 00:25:18.359
You know why?
625
00:25:18.380 --> 00:25:20.319
You know why I like- Last we had a conversation,
626
00:25:20.359 --> 00:25:22.980
I think I introduced you to these- You did.
627
00:25:23.019 --> 00:25:23.740
This company.
628
00:25:24.160 --> 00:25:27.869
Now, I will admit freely that my style guru and
629
00:25:27.900 --> 00:25:30.809
my lifestyle guru is Mr. Jeff Goldblum. How can it
630
00:25:30.869 --> 00:25:33.690
not be? And I'll tell you why. He is a tall,
631
00:25:33.769 --> 00:25:37.630
good-looking drink of water. And whenever he's wearing something, I think, well,
632
00:25:37.650 --> 00:25:41.809
wait a minute. We have somewhat similar- Well, hold on.
633
00:25:42.049 --> 00:25:42.470
Okay.
634
00:25:42.509 --> 00:25:46.109
Sona's about to really correct me. Let's say Jeff had
635
00:25:46.150 --> 00:25:48.700
been in an accident at some point. Then Jeff and
636
00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:50.660
I would be very similar. That's all I'm saying.
637
00:25:50.700 --> 00:25:53.319
You guys have very different vibes. No, I'm not talking
638
00:25:53.339 --> 00:25:54.000
about the vibes.
639
00:25:54.059 --> 00:25:56.200
I'm talking just about when he is a tall man
640
00:25:56.279 --> 00:25:59.019
and he knows how to dress. Right. And I love,
641
00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:03.009
so during commercial breaks, often, often when he was on
642
00:26:03.029 --> 00:26:05.789
the show, people always wonder, what do you talk about
643
00:26:05.829 --> 00:26:07.710
with people? I can always tell you what I'm talking
644
00:26:07.730 --> 00:26:10.190
about with Jeff in a commercial break. I go right
645
00:26:10.230 --> 00:26:13.730
to- oh my God, that those shoes, and you know,
646
00:26:13.809 --> 00:26:15.369
I have large feet and you have large feet. And
647
00:26:15.390 --> 00:26:17.329
he was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my, oh
648
00:26:17.349 --> 00:26:19.990
my boy. Oh, oh yeah, excuse me. And then, so
649
00:26:20.150 --> 00:26:22.789
I remembered once you came out and you were wearing
650
00:26:22.829 --> 00:26:26.470
these wonderful glasses that you really carried off well. And
651
00:26:26.490 --> 00:26:29.269
I said, I must wear those glasses. And I asked
652
00:26:29.329 --> 00:26:32.009
you and you acted as if you were telling me
653
00:26:32.029 --> 00:26:36.400
where the secret ring was that would unlock the universe.
654
00:26:36.420 --> 00:26:38.900
You went, oh, oh, oh, oh my boy. Oh yes, yes, Jacques,
655
00:26:39.339 --> 00:26:42.009
Jacques Marie. what is it, Limoges?
656
00:26:42.029 --> 00:26:43.710
Limoges, Jacques-Marie-Mage, yeah.
657
00:26:43.910 --> 00:26:46.069
Jacques-Marie-Mage, oh, and he said, oh my boy, I'll call ahead,
658
00:26:46.089 --> 00:26:49.150
I'll call ahead. And then you described going downtown and
659
00:26:49.170 --> 00:26:52.640
there's a secret knock and a corridor and a passageway
660
00:26:53.119 --> 00:26:55.839
And sure enough, they're the greatest glasses.
661
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:56.400
How'd you get them?
662
00:26:56.420 --> 00:26:58.720
Did you go to see- I went with Sona. Sona
663
00:26:58.759 --> 00:27:01.700
came with me. You went to Jerome, to that studio? Oh, yeah.
664
00:27:01.759 --> 00:27:04.180
I'm sure he greeted you and met you and showed
665
00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:04.660
you everything.
666
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:06.400
Oh, he was wonderful. Everybody was wonderful.
667
00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:09.759
But I mean, I have done this several times. You once,
668
00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:12.880
we were doing something together that was not my project
669
00:27:12.940 --> 00:27:15.140
and not your project. We were recording something together.
670
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:15.890
I remember the day.
671
00:27:15.990 --> 00:27:16.269
I do.
672
00:27:16.710 --> 00:27:19.990
And you walked in and I always couldn't, I could
673
00:27:20.009 --> 00:27:24.420
never find jeans. I have a very- unusual build, I'll say. Oh,
674
00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:28.369
come on. Anyway.
675
00:27:28.390 --> 00:27:29.390
What the sound?
676
00:27:29.549 --> 00:27:31.130
Sorry. What's your inseam?
677
00:27:31.390 --> 00:27:31.849
What's your leg?
678
00:27:31.869 --> 00:27:33.269
We have a long leg. You have a fine leg,
679
00:27:33.309 --> 00:27:34.289
I think. What's your inseam?
680
00:27:34.509 --> 00:27:35.670
I have a very long leg.
681
00:27:35.690 --> 00:27:38.109
We'll say it together. Ready? Here's our inseam. One, two, three.
682
00:27:38.109 --> 00:27:38.730
36.
683
00:27:38.730 --> 00:27:39.490
I'm a 36.
684
00:27:39.490 --> 00:27:39.900
I'm a 36.
685
00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:40.559
Is it really?
686
00:27:40.579 --> 00:27:42.299
You said you were a 30. Well, I was afraid.
687
00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:43.599
I was afraid to go. 36? I have a long inseam,
688
00:27:43.619 --> 00:27:43.930
and so I.
689
00:27:43.940 --> 00:27:44.019
Wow.
690
00:27:53.789 --> 00:27:55.690
So anyway, I see this gentleman come in and he's
691
00:27:55.710 --> 00:27:58.289
wearing these amazing jeans. And I said, oh my God, Jeff,
692
00:27:58.309 --> 00:27:59.369
where'd you get those jeans?
693
00:27:59.390 --> 00:28:01.529
He went, oh, well, oh my boy.
694
00:28:01.549 --> 00:28:04.970
Oh my boy. Oh my boy.
695
00:28:05.549 --> 00:28:05.849
Oh good.
696
00:28:06.170 --> 00:28:09.589
Oh, and he went, oh, oh my boy, you simply must.
697
00:28:09.849 --> 00:28:11.329
And then you said, and then you said, and then
698
00:28:11.369 --> 00:28:14.700
you said, I'll never forget, you said, The Schaefer Garment Hotel.
699
00:28:15.259 --> 00:28:15.519
What?
700
00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:16.140
And it's this place.
701
00:28:16.180 --> 00:28:16.680
Yeah, Robert Schaefer.
702
00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:19.039
Yeah, he's like, oh, the Schaefer Garment Hotel. And I
703
00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:20.720
go there. And you said, just go, just go. So
704
00:28:20.779 --> 00:28:23.259
I go. And of course, it's the coolest people in
705
00:28:23.299 --> 00:28:26.359
the world. And they have like an old denim machine. What?
706
00:28:26.380 --> 00:28:28.420
It's like the John Wick Hotel, but for clothes?
707
00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:28.799
Yes.
708
00:28:29.059 --> 00:28:31.980
Yes, it is. It's the John Wick Hotel, except just
709
00:28:32.019 --> 00:28:32.660
for jeans.
710
00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:35.059
Oh my. And how about the hat maker in the back?
711
00:28:35.079 --> 00:28:37.119
Oh, there's a guy there wearing like Slash's hat. And
712
00:28:37.140 --> 00:28:38.589
he's like, I'll make you one of these. And I went, well,
713
00:28:38.609 --> 00:28:40.230
I don't know if I can carry that off. There's
714
00:28:40.269 --> 00:28:41.569
a dog that's in the store.
715
00:28:41.589 --> 00:28:44.349
Yeah, that's right. Do you know who I ran into
716
00:28:44.470 --> 00:28:47.150
there once? I was with Emily. We went there to
717
00:28:47.170 --> 00:28:48.890
pick up a pair of jeans or a hat or something.
718
00:28:49.119 --> 00:28:52.680
And it was just us and Bob Dylan.
719
00:28:52.819 --> 00:28:53.680
Oh, my God.
720
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:58.000
Yes, because he got his hats from that guy. I
721
00:28:58.359 --> 00:29:00.230
saw him out of the corner of my eye. I
722
00:29:00.930 --> 00:29:04.509
kept– I had important business. I was talking about hats.
723
00:29:04.859 --> 00:29:07.059
And he came in and before I could say anything
724
00:29:07.099 --> 00:29:09.289
to him, he left. But I think Emily, I don't
725
00:29:09.309 --> 00:29:10.240
know if she said anything.
726
00:29:10.269 --> 00:29:11.289
Wait, you didn't go up to him?
727
00:29:11.390 --> 00:29:12.089
No, no.
728
00:29:12.269 --> 00:29:12.829
I wish I had.
729
00:29:13.450 --> 00:29:16.230
I think I, I mean, I've told this before, but
730
00:29:16.269 --> 00:29:16.930
I met him once.
731
00:29:16.950 --> 00:29:17.009
Oh.
732
00:29:17.809 --> 00:29:19.730
I got pushed to the front of the, I was,
733
00:29:20.049 --> 00:29:22.289
I went to see some concert of his and I
734
00:29:22.329 --> 00:29:24.789
was backstage and someone pushed me to the front of
735
00:29:24.849 --> 00:29:26.910
a line and there he was, the great Bob Dylan.
736
00:29:26.950 --> 00:29:30.069
And it's my one chance to meet him. And he,
737
00:29:30.529 --> 00:29:32.839
all this conversation stopped and Bob Dylan looked at me
738
00:29:32.859 --> 00:29:35.799
and he went, I know you from the TV.
739
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:37.480
It's true.
740
00:29:37.529 --> 00:29:37.789
It's true.
741
00:29:39.690 --> 00:29:42.539
The TV. He said, I know you from the TV.
742
00:29:42.660 --> 00:29:46.460
And just then, the other person backstage was Vice President
743
00:29:46.539 --> 00:29:50.000
Al Gore. And so all I hear is, I know
744
00:29:50.039 --> 00:29:52.660
you from the TV. And then I heard, Conan, Conan,
745
00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:55.599
it's me, Al Gore. And I'm like, what? What is
746
00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:58.680
this event? And I go, what? We're all there for
747
00:29:58.700 --> 00:30:00.900
a concert to see Bob Dylan perform. And he goes like,
748
00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:02.539
I love rock and roll.
749
00:30:02.859 --> 00:30:03.380
You know, and.
750
00:30:04.220 --> 00:30:08.079
And suddenly, he's talking to me, and I see Bob
751
00:30:08.099 --> 00:30:13.930
Dylan scuttle away. I was cock-blocked with Bob Dylan by
752
00:30:14.029 --> 00:30:16.470
Vice President Al Gore. That's a true story.
753
00:30:16.490 --> 00:30:18.150
If you had told me that that wasn't a true story,
754
00:30:18.170 --> 00:30:19.690
but that was a dream you had last night, it
755
00:30:19.710 --> 00:30:20.910
would be just as credible.
756
00:30:20.930 --> 00:30:24.349
Yeah, and then, trust me, I wanted to detach Gore's
757
00:30:24.390 --> 00:30:27.259
tongue from his body to get him to stop yapping
758
00:30:27.339 --> 00:30:30.880
at me. No, I'm sorry. All due respect to the
759
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former Vice President and, of course.
760
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A leading.
761
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figure in climate prevention change.
762
00:30:36.440 --> 00:30:38.819
Just another nocturnal emission happening.
763
00:30:39.289 --> 00:30:42.150
You know what? He does this to me. Jeff Goldblum
764
00:30:42.170 --> 00:30:45.009
does this to me. You're not wrong. He unmans me. Yeah.
765
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You're just bewitching and this is joyous.
766
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Yes.
767
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771
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at weireland.ie today.
775
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With TUI, there's more choice than you think. Beach days
776
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or a city break. Weekend in Rome, booked. Fly from
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your local airport, of course.
778
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Take your pick. Tailor your trip with more options and
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more choice. Tooey.
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Not every day you meet an Irish legend.
783
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I know what you mean, Coo Column.
784
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Leaping vast distances, holding off armies.
785
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Eating tons of fresh grass.
786
00:31:48.769 --> 00:31:49.109
What?
787
00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:50.490
Not you, we're cows.
788
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That's one of the reasons Irish milk is so good.
789
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It's famous all.
790
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Over the world.
791
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Legend. Dairy.
792
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795
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at ndc.ie.
796
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Uh-oh, look at him take a sip. Isn't that really something?
797
00:32:19.700 --> 00:32:21.900
Everything he does is perfection.
798
00:32:21.920 --> 00:32:22.099
Yes.
799
00:32:22.460 --> 00:32:24.059
You just want to take a sip, and it's like
800
00:32:24.099 --> 00:32:26.220
there's a golden liquid in there, but I know it's
801
00:32:26.259 --> 00:32:26.799
just something.
802
00:32:26.819 --> 00:32:28.119
Okay.
803
00:32:28.279 --> 00:32:29.759
Looks like ginger ale or rum.
804
00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:30.180
I don't know.
805
00:32:30.380 --> 00:32:32.579
No, it's green tea that they made for me here.
806
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:39.430
But I know how you despise. ice drinks. Of course,
807
00:32:39.509 --> 00:32:42.390
I heard that whole, I've seen every, I've heard every episode,
808
00:32:42.609 --> 00:32:43.140
every single one.
809
00:32:43.150 --> 00:32:45.369
I don't know if we should be excited or horrified
810
00:32:45.390 --> 00:32:46.009
that you're coming here.
811
00:32:46.029 --> 00:32:47.109
I know, you know our deepest, darkest foibles.
812
00:32:47.130 --> 00:32:48.630
I know everything, everything.
813
00:32:49.109 --> 00:32:49.670
I have to say.
814
00:32:49.690 --> 00:32:50.470
We're terrible people.
815
00:32:50.490 --> 00:32:53.490
Jeff, you know, we really are an awful lot. You
816
00:32:53.509 --> 00:32:55.369
can do better than us, Jeff. You know what, you
817
00:32:55.410 --> 00:32:57.440
can sip any day because everything you.
818
00:32:57.470 --> 00:32:58.910
Listen, listen.
819
00:33:00.490 --> 00:33:05.809
Oh my God. That is Jeff Goldblum sipping. Oh my God,
820
00:33:05.829 --> 00:33:10.509
you're the best. You know, it's interesting to me, there
821
00:33:10.630 --> 00:33:16.559
is a sensuality that you exude about, see, even with
822
00:33:16.579 --> 00:33:19.720
the smallest gestures, a sensuality. And then I find, and
823
00:33:19.740 --> 00:33:24.420
I'm quite comfortable in my sexuality, but I find that
824
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:28.900
when I'm around you, I'm open for anything, I really am.
825
00:33:29.059 --> 00:33:30.839
I am, I'm just saying that. I feel the same.
826
00:33:31.059 --> 00:33:33.220
And Matt is as well, we're just up for it.
827
00:33:33.220 --> 00:33:36.019
I'd like to offer myself as a sacrifice in some way.
828
00:33:36.140 --> 00:33:38.039
Wait, you mean like if Jeff invited you to like
829
00:33:38.099 --> 00:33:40.920
a weird sex party, you'd be like, okay.
830
00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:42.890
You know how uptight I am, right? Yes, that's why
831
00:33:42.910 --> 00:33:46.750
I'm so proud. But if Jeff Goldblum said, oh, come
832
00:33:46.769 --> 00:33:48.730
with me into this special sanctum and I want you
833
00:33:48.750 --> 00:33:51.029
to introduce me to, introduce you to my secret friends
834
00:33:51.089 --> 00:33:54.190
and it's gonna be, but first you must apply this
835
00:33:54.269 --> 00:33:57.069
wax and oil I would do it. I would do
836
00:33:57.130 --> 00:33:58.210
it because he's that.
837
00:33:58.430 --> 00:34:00.529
And it's going to be Diane Keaton, Ron Howard, and
838
00:34:00.549 --> 00:34:01.230
Robert Altman.
839
00:34:01.250 --> 00:34:01.349
Yes.
840
00:34:01.410 --> 00:34:02.430
And Bob Dylan in Al Gore.
841
00:34:02.450 --> 00:34:04.490
And Bob Dylan's going to see me and go, I
842
00:34:04.539 --> 00:34:05.960
know you from the TV.
843
00:34:05.980 --> 00:34:09.199
Bob's going to know you in a whole different way.
844
00:34:10.519 --> 00:34:12.559
And then I'm just about to get it on with
845
00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:19.260
Bob Dylan when I get to hear, Conan, Conan. It's me,
846
00:34:19.500 --> 00:34:20.889
Vice President Al Gore.
847
00:34:22.929 --> 00:34:23.849
Very erotic.
848
00:34:24.050 --> 00:34:24.909
Yeah.
849
00:34:25.349 --> 00:34:28.289
Well, this little packet that we're in, don't you love this?
850
00:34:28.329 --> 00:34:30.269
Is this the first date? This is the first time, yeah.
851
00:34:30.289 --> 00:34:34.170
Well, I love this blue velvet purse that we're in.
852
00:34:34.269 --> 00:34:35.789
It's like a sex panic room.
853
00:34:36.170 --> 00:34:36.369
What?
854
00:34:36.610 --> 00:34:38.110
I don't know.
855
00:34:38.139 --> 00:34:39.010
With microphones.
856
00:34:39.030 --> 00:34:42.079
Have you ever been in a sex panic? I have
857
00:34:42.099 --> 00:34:43.579
been in a sex panic myself.
858
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:44.039
I know.
859
00:34:44.659 --> 00:34:47.820
I know. See, that's the problem. That's why I envy you.
860
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:53.010
I'm dying. I don't think Jeff would ever be in
861
00:34:53.030 --> 00:34:54.829
a sex panic. Jeff Goldblum would never be in a
862
00:34:54.829 --> 00:34:57.789
sex panic. I am in a constant, even when there's
863
00:34:57.849 --> 00:35:00.429
nothing sexual happening, I'm in a sex panic. I'm constantly
864
00:35:00.449 --> 00:35:01.079
in my own head.
865
00:35:01.099 --> 00:35:02.920
Well, he's the antidote, because he could be a sex
866
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:05.579
bomb to your sex panic.
867
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:06.960
A sex whisperer.
868
00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:08.000
Yes, a sex whisperer.
869
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:12.000
Sex bomb, sex bomb. Who did that song? Sex bomb.
870
00:35:12.300 --> 00:35:13.619
It wasn't bomb, but it was bomb.
871
00:35:13.699 --> 00:35:14.199
Oh, yeah.
872
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.039
Sex bomb. Was it V-52s?
873
00:35:16.059 --> 00:35:18.440
No, it was a big hit in Europe, particularly during
874
00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:19.800
these couple of years that I remember.
875
00:35:20.300 --> 00:35:23.260
Sex bomb, sex bomb. You only remember a couple of years?
876
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:23.880
I think we got it.
877
00:35:23.889 --> 00:35:25.809
No, during these couple of, when it was a hit,
878
00:35:26.309 --> 00:35:28.469
he's looking it up. When it was a hit, I
879
00:35:28.489 --> 00:35:30.230
was in Europe making a movie and it was on
880
00:35:30.510 --> 00:35:32.050
all the time, but I don't think it made its
881
00:35:32.110 --> 00:35:32.849
way across the pond.
882
00:35:32.869 --> 00:35:33.610
I don't think it did either.
883
00:35:33.630 --> 00:35:34.809
Sex bomb, sex bomb.
884
00:35:35.110 --> 00:35:37.289
And there was a video. I'll give you a clue.
885
00:35:37.329 --> 00:35:41.420
That same singer is not unusual.
886
00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:42.019
Oh, Tom Jones?
887
00:35:42.099 --> 00:35:42.460
Oh, yeah.
888
00:35:42.500 --> 00:35:44.679
Tom Jones, exactly. What James Bond?
889
00:35:44.699 --> 00:35:45.659
Thunderball.
890
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:51.079
Do you know that Johnny Cash did a rejected Thunderball
891
00:35:51.300 --> 00:35:55.239
theme song? I did not know that. Unsolicited sent it
892
00:35:55.260 --> 00:35:58.190
to them and they went, we never asked for this.
893
00:36:09.630 --> 00:36:10.610
It was not that song.
894
00:36:10.650 --> 00:36:12.690
It was his own song. You know, can I say something?
895
00:36:12.889 --> 00:36:14.449
And this is to be, because I know a lot
896
00:36:14.469 --> 00:36:16.550
about Johnny Cash. I revere him. He sent in a
897
00:36:16.590 --> 00:36:20.500
lot of unsolicited songs. He was constantly sending in like
898
00:36:20.619 --> 00:36:22.739
Prel Shampoo, Alpo Dog Food.
899
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:22.940
What?
900
00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.900
Yeah, he was constantly sending in I've Got a Different
901
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:29.239
Way You Could Go with that song, Purina Cat Chow,
902
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:30.880
Chow Chow Chow. I can't even.
903
00:36:30.900 --> 00:36:31.420
Not true.
904
00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:33.380
I believed you for a second and now I feel
905
00:36:33.539 --> 00:36:34.300
really dumb.
906
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:34.840
I did too.
907
00:36:34.980 --> 00:36:35.940
I was like, oh, you're kidding.
908
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:37.579
You know the band? The best part of waking up
909
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:41.010
is lifting in your cup. No, stop it. Johnny Cash
910
00:36:41.090 --> 00:36:43.909
first sent it in. He did it in that Johnny
911
00:36:43.929 --> 00:36:46.050
Cash way. Yeah, he first sang that song.
912
00:36:46.349 --> 00:36:51.960
Look sharp. Feel sharp. Be sharp. Ring a burning fire.
913
00:36:52.059 --> 00:36:58.460
Ring a burning fire. Ring a burning fire. I'm stuck
914
00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:00.019
on Band-Aids.
915
00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:03.840
Because Band-Aids stuck on me. He did the Oscar Mayer song.
916
00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:04.639
Duh.
917
00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:06.530
Babylonia has a first name.
918
00:37:06.610 --> 00:37:07.889
It's O-S-E-A-R.
919
00:37:07.949 --> 00:37:11.230
Babylonia has a second name. Oh, and you know what?
920
00:37:11.409 --> 00:37:11.989
I mean.
921
00:37:12.530 --> 00:37:12.889
No, no.
922
00:37:13.010 --> 00:37:14.989
Wasn't the Oscar Mayer. You know what the sad?
923
00:37:15.010 --> 00:37:15.429
No, no, no.
924
00:37:15.449 --> 00:37:16.829
The last thing he did before he passed away was
925
00:37:16.849 --> 00:37:17.889
the car for kids jingle.
926
00:37:17.909 --> 00:37:18.429
No, no.
927
00:37:18.730 --> 00:37:18.989
Yeah.
928
00:37:19.030 --> 00:37:20.389
I don't know that jingle.
929
00:37:20.550 --> 00:37:20.869
Sing it.
930
00:37:21.210 --> 00:37:24.380
Is it 1-800-CARS-FOR-KIDS? Something like that.
931
00:37:24.619 --> 00:37:25.019
Oh, that.
932
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:27.099
Okay, yeah. No, but I think the Oscar Mayer thing was,
933
00:37:27.380 --> 00:37:29.480
I'd like to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. Oh, I'd
934
00:37:29.500 --> 00:37:32.980
like to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. Yes, I'd like
935
00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:34.739
to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. That is what I'd
936
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:36.429
really like to be. I'd like to be an Oscar
937
00:37:36.449 --> 00:37:38.309
Mayer wiener. Now all the kids would be in love
938
00:37:38.349 --> 00:37:38.989
with me.
939
00:37:39.070 --> 00:37:39.429
Yes.
940
00:37:39.550 --> 00:37:40.929
I fell into a burning ring of fire.
941
00:37:40.989 --> 00:37:44.219
Yeah. Just so you know, to be fair, that most
942
00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:46.539
jingles that you love were written by Johnny Cash.
943
00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:46.800
That's true.
944
00:37:46.820 --> 00:37:47.500
Unsolicited.
945
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:50.480
He would just send them in. But he did do
946
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:53.789
the Thunderball. This is how we got started. Dropping mental breadcrumbs.
947
00:37:54.130 --> 00:37:56.849
He did send in the Thunder, you say.
948
00:37:57.050 --> 00:37:59.269
And it sounds like a typical Johnny Cash song, except
949
00:37:59.329 --> 00:38:01.389
it has kind of like John Barry horns in it.
950
00:38:01.929 --> 00:38:02.789
It's really something.
951
00:38:03.150 --> 00:38:05.449
I love that. I love that Thunderball. I was right
952
00:38:05.489 --> 00:38:08.139
at the right age for that, because I'd consumed Dr.
953
00:38:08.179 --> 00:38:10.860
No from Rush With Love, Goldfinger. I was so ready
954
00:38:10.900 --> 00:38:11.920
for Thunderball.
955
00:38:11.940 --> 00:38:12.019
Yeah.
956
00:38:12.579 --> 00:38:15.579
Boy, that was great. Is he your favorite Bond of
957
00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:19.969
all time? I'm gonna say for me, it's Sean Connery,
958
00:38:20.510 --> 00:38:24.230
but Daniel Craig is right there with him. And I
959
00:38:24.289 --> 00:38:26.969
thought no one could do that. I thought no one could.
960
00:38:26.989 --> 00:38:29.530
Sean Connery was so incredible.
961
00:38:29.670 --> 00:38:32.489
Fantastic. When he peaked, when he went to the summit
962
00:38:32.530 --> 00:38:36.869
of the Alps, After Thunderball, I think, nothing against John Connery,
963
00:38:36.909 --> 00:38:38.710
those movies, it started.
964
00:38:38.409 --> 00:38:40.199
To- He was phoning it in a bit.
965
00:38:40.300 --> 00:38:42.320
With her, yeah. And by the time he got to
966
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:45.239
Jill St. John and- Diamonds Are Forever. Diamonds Are Forever.
967
00:38:45.260 --> 00:38:47.260
You know, not my favorite.
968
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:49.800
Can I just say, I've never been happier in my
969
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:50.619
life right now.
970
00:38:50.940 --> 00:38:51.139
I know.
971
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:52.519
This is right up your alley.
972
00:38:52.539 --> 00:38:55.260
I'll tell you this. Matt Gourley is a Bond fanatic
973
00:38:55.320 --> 00:38:58.360
and a huge Jeff Goldblum fan. Now he's in a room,
974
00:38:58.570 --> 00:39:01.170
they've both come together, and he's having a nocturnal emission.
975
00:39:01.469 --> 00:39:03.610
Oh my God, there's so many emissions happening.
976
00:39:03.630 --> 00:39:06.840
A diurnal emission all day long here. This is really-
977
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:07.099
A what?
978
00:39:07.380 --> 00:39:07.619
Yeah.
979
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:12.050
The what, the what? Diurnal? Diurnal. Oh, is that the daytime,
980
00:39:12.150 --> 00:39:12.710
the diurnal?
981
00:39:12.750 --> 00:39:13.389
I believe so.
982
00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:18.719
Di, diurnal, di, diurnal, diurnal, diurnal, diurnal. I believe I
983
00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:21.340
know that song. Johnny Cash first sent that in.
984
00:39:21.380 --> 00:39:22.880
Okay, listen.
985
00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:23.119
Yes.
986
00:39:23.139 --> 00:39:25.909
He submitted all my bar mitzvah songs.
987
00:39:25.949 --> 00:39:29.170
You know what makes it perfect? You know what makes
988
00:39:29.250 --> 00:39:29.809
it perfect?
989
00:39:29.829 --> 00:39:31.679
I felt into a burning ring of.
990
00:39:31.820 --> 00:39:35.019
It's becoming more Elvis. It's becoming more Elvis than Johnny Cash.
991
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:38.769
I never said I was the perfect... Oh my God.
992
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:41.960
You know, you are a terrific jazz musician, and I'm
993
00:39:41.980 --> 00:39:45.639
bringing this up for a reason. I think... To understand
994
00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:49.619
Jeff Goldblum, which is impossible, but to really understand what
995
00:39:49.860 --> 00:39:52.880
makes this man tick, I think is your love of jazz.
996
00:39:52.980 --> 00:39:57.210
You are constantly improvising in the moment and tuned into
997
00:39:57.250 --> 00:39:59.909
that crazy galaxy that real jazz musicians are tuned into.
998
00:40:00.590 --> 00:40:02.090
And a good friend of mine just went and saw
999
00:40:02.110 --> 00:40:04.309
you perform the other night and said that you were fantastic.
1000
00:40:04.329 --> 00:40:04.610
Really?
1001
00:40:04.829 --> 00:40:05.409
That's very nice.
1002
00:40:05.449 --> 00:40:07.320
That's very encouraging. Thank you. Yeah, we played the Disney
1003
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.239
concert hall. Yes.
1004
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:09.800
Oh my God.
1005
00:40:09.820 --> 00:40:10.400
A couple of nights ago.
1006
00:40:10.920 --> 00:40:14.119
But what I'm saying is, am I correct that- that
1007
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:18.610
there's something about music. I just feel like you're in
1008
00:40:18.730 --> 00:40:23.309
tune with some jazz musical score all the time. And
1009
00:40:23.329 --> 00:40:25.010
this is a compliment, by the way.
1010
00:40:25.030 --> 00:40:28.269
Thank you so much. Well, I aspire to it. I'm
1011
00:40:28.289 --> 00:40:31.730
a humble student of jazz and of the technology of
1012
00:40:31.789 --> 00:40:37.269
presence in all its various ramifications in the podcast world,
1013
00:40:37.349 --> 00:40:40.269
in the jazz world, in the musical world. And Everything. Oh,
1014
00:40:40.659 --> 00:40:44.550
I had thought, by the way, hasn't anybody sung a
1015
00:40:44.789 --> 00:40:47.750
snippet of a song about friendship as you're still looking
1016
00:40:47.769 --> 00:40:50.369
for friends? By the way, how many friends do you need?
1017
00:40:50.389 --> 00:40:53.389
How long have you been looking for friends now? How
1018
00:40:53.429 --> 00:40:54.570
many have you found by this time?
1019
00:40:54.650 --> 00:40:58.300
Jeff, they don't often take. That's the problem. I am...
1020
00:40:59.780 --> 00:41:02.719
I don't wear well over time. That's one of the problems.
1021
00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:05.079
Yeah, but I feel that we are, you know, sometimes plants,
1022
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:08.280
they have to graft, they have to graft into each
1023
00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:09.360
other is what you're saying.
1024
00:41:09.429 --> 00:41:10.820
Yes, I'm right there with you.
1025
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:11.730
I think we have.
1026
00:41:12.289 --> 00:41:13.690
We need to graft into each other.
1027
00:41:13.730 --> 00:41:14.570
Yes, we need to.
1028
00:41:14.530 --> 00:41:15.090
Very, very much.
1029
00:41:15.210 --> 00:41:17.949
Yeah, but think of, do you know any songs about friendship?
1030
00:41:18.269 --> 00:41:21.110
Well, the song that, you know, we are gonna be
1031
00:41:21.150 --> 00:41:25.409
friends that White Stripes did, Jack White. He's a good
1032
00:41:25.469 --> 00:41:27.170
friend of mine and that's the song I wanted.
1033
00:41:27.190 --> 00:41:27.690
Name dropper.
1034
00:41:30.070 --> 00:41:32.590
He wrote the song with Jeff Altman.
1035
00:41:33.150 --> 00:41:33.820
Oh, Jeff Altman.
1036
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:39.300
Robert Altman, sorry. Oh. Anyway, fall is here, hear the yell.
1037
00:41:39.619 --> 00:41:43.150
You sing like a nightingale. I love your voice. You
1038
00:41:43.190 --> 00:41:45.690
really like my voice? When you're not doing that, you
1039
00:41:45.730 --> 00:41:50.130
have a beautiful, authentic, conversational, delightful voice.
1040
00:41:50.250 --> 00:41:50.869
Can I say something?
1041
00:41:50.889 --> 00:41:51.389
You must.
1042
00:41:51.730 --> 00:41:55.119
I'm always so self-conscious that I put trills and foolishness
1043
00:41:55.179 --> 00:41:56.840
in there, and I never just sing.
1044
00:41:56.860 --> 00:41:58.829
You just sang, and I loved it.
1045
00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:01.179
Silent night.
1046
00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:01.260
No.
1047
00:42:03.090 --> 00:42:03.989
You're gonna do a thing.
1048
00:42:04.250 --> 00:42:10.110
Holy night, all is calm. No, it's doing it again, right?
1049
00:42:10.929 --> 00:42:14.289
All is bright. Try to take all the bright out
1050
00:42:14.309 --> 00:42:14.500
of it.
1051
00:42:14.969 --> 00:42:16.829
Sleep. No, no.
1052
00:42:17.070 --> 00:42:18.869
I mean, you can't be normal. No, but you were
1053
00:42:18.889 --> 00:42:21.610
just singing. So sing that, whatever you want to sing,
1054
00:42:21.670 --> 00:42:25.619
like the other voice, that's it. Let's see. You've got
1055
00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:26.079
a friend.
1056
00:42:27.019 --> 00:42:28.179
Oh, no, I can't sing that song.
1057
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.179
How about the Jason Isbell song you sang to us
1058
00:42:30.219 --> 00:42:30.559
that time?
1059
00:42:30.739 --> 00:42:31.360
Yeah.
1060
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:32.139
Oh, yeah.
1061
00:42:32.460 --> 00:42:34.179
What's that?
1062
00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:39.260
Oh, yeah. How's that go? It goes, never could be
1063
00:42:39.300 --> 00:42:40.750
happy in the city at night.
1064
00:42:40.909 --> 00:42:41.449
That's beautiful.
1065
00:42:42.949 --> 00:42:45.250
Yeah, can't see the stars for the neon lights.
1066
00:42:45.269 --> 00:42:45.590
Beautiful.
1067
00:42:46.070 --> 00:42:50.090
Sidewalks dirty and the river's worse. Underground trains all run
1068
00:42:50.130 --> 00:42:54.469
in reverse. Nobody here can dance like me. Everybody claps
1069
00:42:54.570 --> 00:42:57.599
on the one and the three. Am I the last
1070
00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:01.639
of my kind? Am I the last of my kind?
1071
00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:02.400
That's the song.
1072
00:43:02.420 --> 00:43:06.349
Very moving. Very beautiful. Boy, you should do a whole
1073
00:43:06.429 --> 00:43:08.429
album of songs that way. I'd love to hear you
1074
00:43:08.469 --> 00:43:08.750
do that.
1075
00:43:08.789 --> 00:43:09.599
He can't do it.
1076
00:43:09.650 --> 00:43:10.219
I can't do it.
1077
00:43:10.949 --> 00:43:12.570
You two are just locked in icons.
1078
00:43:12.610 --> 00:43:12.789
I know.
1079
00:43:12.809 --> 00:43:13.530
Can I tell you something?
1080
00:43:13.550 --> 00:43:15.000
Can I tell you something, Jeff?
1081
00:43:15.019 --> 00:43:19.949
I couldn't. And I'm supposed to, and I want to
1082
00:43:20.010 --> 00:43:21.530
write a song with Amy Mann.
1083
00:43:21.889 --> 00:43:23.070
Yeah, I love Amy Mann.
1084
00:43:23.190 --> 00:43:26.309
I adore Amy Mann and I'm intimidated by Amy Mann's talent.
1085
00:43:26.699 --> 00:43:29.420
But we promised to write a song together. And then
1086
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:30.719
the last thing she said to me, I said, yeah,
1087
00:43:30.739 --> 00:43:31.719
I'll do it. And she said, you know, it's just
1088
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:35.780
got to be something like sincere and something that you
1089
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:37.409
really want to say. And I was like, Oh.
1090
00:43:37.650 --> 00:43:37.829
Yeah.
1091
00:43:38.030 --> 00:43:39.739
Oh, that's not going to happen. You could do it? No,
1092
00:43:39.840 --> 00:43:42.429
I can't. Sona, will you tell them please take over?
1093
00:43:42.449 --> 00:43:44.090
I was on the edge of my seat the entire
1094
00:43:44.139 --> 00:43:45.760
time you were singing because I thought he was going
1095
00:43:45.780 --> 00:43:48.099
to go into some bit and like do something with
1096
00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:48.480
your voice.
1097
00:43:48.500 --> 00:43:49.840
Things eventually become a bit.
1098
00:43:50.019 --> 00:43:52.239
It's a bit. You're like joking around.
1099
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.519
Well, who knows where it will be consumed or how
1100
00:43:55.579 --> 00:43:58.059
it should be presented, but just for your own, just for,
1101
00:43:58.139 --> 00:44:00.380
you know, just do it. I'd love to hear, just
1102
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:00.719
for me.
1103
00:44:00.739 --> 00:44:01.039
Yeah, me too.
1104
00:44:01.099 --> 00:44:02.659
And for Sona and for us, I'd love to hear
1105
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:05.340
you do it. And you don't have to jettison your...
1106
00:44:07.090 --> 00:44:10.690
comedic force of nature. You could be surprising and do
1107
00:44:10.809 --> 00:44:12.610
one like that and one like that and one like that,
1108
00:44:12.809 --> 00:44:16.110
but that's a very useful part of your toolbox, in
1109
00:44:16.139 --> 00:44:17.989
my opinion, and a very enjoyable one.
1110
00:44:18.139 --> 00:44:22.059
Well, that's very nice. I'm curious about something, because we
1111
00:44:22.099 --> 00:44:25.260
have so much in common, not just our incredible height
1112
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:30.820
and physiques, and not just our incredibly successful careers, both
1113
00:44:30.860 --> 00:44:39.429
of us, as actors, My point is that we both,
1114
00:44:39.590 --> 00:44:42.320
and you mentioned this earlier, both of us, both of
1115
00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:43.500
our fathers, doctors.
1116
00:44:43.619 --> 00:44:44.199
Yes, right.
1117
00:44:44.539 --> 00:44:46.599
And I don't know. There's this couple of similarities there.
1118
00:44:46.619 --> 00:44:50.309
I'm fascinated by this idea that sometimes a salmon just
1119
00:44:50.349 --> 00:44:52.750
knows it has to swim upstream. I don't know why,
1120
00:44:52.789 --> 00:44:57.010
but somehow you knew when you were a kid that
1121
00:44:57.070 --> 00:44:58.969
you needed to be an actor. You needed to be
1122
00:44:58.989 --> 00:44:59.780
a performer. Yep.
1123
00:45:00.550 --> 00:45:01.030
I did.
1124
00:45:01.050 --> 00:45:01.829
I did.
1125
00:45:01.849 --> 00:45:04.210
Yeah, around 10, you know, we started to go to
1126
00:45:04.469 --> 00:45:07.570
children's theater. And I was like, what are they doing?
1127
00:45:07.619 --> 00:45:09.360
Who is that? What are they doing backstage? And I'd
1128
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:12.420
be very excited, you know, to go. And then around
1129
00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:15.239
ninth and tenth grades, I went to this summer session
1130
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:19.139
of Carnegie Mellon University and took real lessons. Right, right. And,
1131
00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:21.440
you know, oh, no, but before that, yes, I went
1132
00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:25.000
to Chatham Music Day Camp around fifth grade and was
1133
00:45:25.059 --> 00:45:28.780
in this show called And my dad had said, if
1134
00:45:28.820 --> 00:45:30.860
you ever find something you love to do, that maybe
1135
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:34.030
is a key to your vocational choice wisely. And that
1136
00:45:34.130 --> 00:45:35.489
night they said, so how'd you like that? And I
1137
00:45:35.530 --> 00:45:38.809
was like, yeah, I liked it, but I kept it
1138
00:45:38.869 --> 00:45:42.670
secret because there was no, you know, we'd I kept
1139
00:45:42.710 --> 00:45:44.309
it secret. I wanted to be an actor. And certainly
1140
00:45:44.349 --> 00:45:46.889
in school, I was a well-behaved, good boy. And nobody
1141
00:45:46.929 --> 00:45:48.929
would have thought that I would do anything like that,
1142
00:45:49.070 --> 00:45:51.690
except that I played piano here and there. So that
1143
00:45:51.730 --> 00:45:51.969
was it.
1144
00:45:52.050 --> 00:45:52.269
Yeah.
1145
00:45:52.510 --> 00:45:54.889
And he was a doctor. But I must say, I
1146
00:45:54.889 --> 00:45:55.230
don't know.
1147
00:45:55.309 --> 00:45:56.449
What kind of doctor, by the way?
1148
00:45:56.510 --> 00:45:58.849
Internal medicine, kind of a family doctor.
1149
00:45:58.869 --> 00:45:59.210
Got it.
1150
00:45:59.610 --> 00:46:02.880
But, you know, people, his patients loved him. And he
1151
00:46:02.909 --> 00:46:04.780
would always kind of keep up on his studies and
1152
00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:07.420
this and that. And, you know, he liked medicine. But
1153
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.760
early on, supposedly, the story goes, he was. When he
1154
00:46:11.340 --> 00:46:13.199
wanted to decide what he was going to do, he
1155
00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:15.099
was either going to be a doctor or an actor.
1156
00:46:15.780 --> 00:46:18.320
He had the idea to be an actor. And then
1157
00:46:18.340 --> 00:46:19.880
he stuck his head in the back of a class
1158
00:46:19.940 --> 00:46:21.719
and thought to himself, this is out of my league,
1159
00:46:21.949 --> 00:46:25.289
whatever that meant. So he was a doctor. But so
1160
00:46:25.309 --> 00:46:27.130
he was a little bit tickled when I.
1161
00:46:27.190 --> 00:46:27.690
Of course.
1162
00:46:27.789 --> 00:46:28.469
Yeah.
1163
00:46:28.510 --> 00:46:31.889
And he got to see you become Jeff Goldblum, the
1164
00:46:32.210 --> 00:46:32.570
big deal.
1165
00:46:33.210 --> 00:46:35.030
You know, not such a big deal, not even a
1166
00:46:35.190 --> 00:46:37.730
big deal now. But he got to see me start to,
1167
00:46:37.750 --> 00:46:40.460
because things started to happen quickly. He died like in 83,
1168
00:46:40.460 --> 00:46:42.420
around the time I did The Big Chill. But he
1169
00:46:42.460 --> 00:46:45.400
saw a few movies before that and some plays. And
1170
00:46:45.420 --> 00:46:47.320
I remember I did a play called City Sugar where
1171
00:46:47.340 --> 00:46:51.300
I was the lead. I was a radio guy in
1172
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:55.030
England with an English accent. A Stephen Poliakoff play called
1173
00:46:55.070 --> 00:46:58.190
City Sugar. And I did it at this off-Broadway show.
1174
00:46:58.409 --> 00:47:01.150
He went to see, when he came backstage, and he
1175
00:47:01.190 --> 00:47:04.210
was not like this, he was evil. Burst into tears
1176
00:47:04.489 --> 00:47:08.610
and threw his arms around me. Yeah.
1177
00:47:08.969 --> 00:47:09.190
Wow.
1178
00:47:09.590 --> 00:47:09.889
I know.
1179
00:47:10.369 --> 00:47:14.159
Well, I can't relate. I don't mean to interrupt, but
1180
00:47:14.239 --> 00:47:14.960
I just.
1181
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:17.420
Realized something that's speaking of when you knew you wanted
1182
00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.480
to do something. When I was a very young boy,
1183
00:47:19.679 --> 00:47:21.519
my dad took me to downtown LA because that's where
1184
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:25.590
he used to work. First celebrity sighting was something being shot.
1185
00:47:26.099 --> 00:47:29.619
A warehouse door opens up, outruns Ben Vereen, and then
1186
00:47:29.780 --> 00:47:32.599
outruns Jeff Goldblum shooting 10-speed and branching.
1187
00:47:32.619 --> 00:47:34.340
Okay, and I was going to bring this up, that
1188
00:47:34.380 --> 00:47:39.239
the first time we met, TV was our life preserver
1189
00:47:39.260 --> 00:47:42.519
when we were kids. And my brothers, Neil and Luke,
1190
00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:45.519
and I were really into, what's the new show? What's
1191
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:48.070
the new show? And we're constantly looking for, what's the
1192
00:47:48.110 --> 00:47:49.360
new show going to be? It was a big deal
1193
00:47:49.409 --> 00:47:51.829
back then. Now people are bombarded with TV and streaming
1194
00:47:51.949 --> 00:47:56.260
all the time. Back in the late 70s, early 80s,
1195
00:47:57.840 --> 00:47:59.840
you know, there was a big deal like ABC's coming
1196
00:47:59.860 --> 00:48:01.739
out with its lineup in the fall and you'd, all
1197
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:03.980
summer you'd be excited. You'd hear rumors about what it
1198
00:48:04.000 --> 00:48:05.460
was going to be and CBS is coming out with
1199
00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:07.449
this and NBC's coming out with that. And there was
1200
00:48:07.469 --> 00:48:10.369
this show that we heard about called 10 Speed and
1201
00:48:10.389 --> 00:48:14.570
Brown Shoe. And I, my brothers and I watched it
1202
00:48:15.309 --> 00:48:18.530
and it starred Ben Vereen and this guy I'd never
1203
00:48:18.570 --> 00:48:23.710
heard of before named Jeff Goldblum. And it was fucking fantastic.
1204
00:48:23.869 --> 00:48:27.079
It was so good. And I was like, who is
1205
00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:30.239
that guy? Who's that guy? That guy's fantastic. And then
1206
00:48:30.260 --> 00:48:31.539
the show didn't last.
1207
00:48:31.539 --> 00:48:32.780
13 episodes as well.
1208
00:48:33.400 --> 00:48:35.079
It was fantastic. Bring it back.
1209
00:48:35.239 --> 00:48:39.449
Stephen Jay Cannell, who had done Rockford Files and many
1210
00:48:39.469 --> 00:48:44.719
other things. And what's the greatest American hero? Well, believe
1211
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:46.440
it or not, I'm walking on air.
1212
00:48:48.980 --> 00:48:50.010
Please don't ask me to sing that one.
1213
00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:52.480
William Catt. Johnny Cash first sent that in.
1214
00:48:57.309 --> 00:49:01.050
So I, you know, but it's funny that we all have,
1215
00:49:01.130 --> 00:49:03.130
it's so funny that you bring that up, Matt, because
1216
00:49:03.929 --> 00:49:07.610
that is the first time that I met Jeff Goldblum,
1217
00:49:08.309 --> 00:49:12.230
I'm using your full name just out of reverence. You know,
1218
00:49:12.269 --> 00:49:13.369
it would have been a couple of years into the
1219
00:49:13.389 --> 00:49:15.789
late night show that I met you and you've, you know,
1220
00:49:15.869 --> 00:49:18.599
you've done, I mean, everything. You'd have been in so
1221
00:49:18.619 --> 00:49:22.179
many great movies. And I went back into your dressing
1222
00:49:22.219 --> 00:49:23.780
room and I was like, 10 Speed and Brown Shoe.
1223
00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:26.179
And I remember you were, you were like, oh yeah,
1224
00:49:26.179 --> 00:49:27.639
10 Speed and Brown Shoe. And because I thought you
1225
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:29.590
might say, oh, well, who cares about that? You know,
1226
00:49:29.610 --> 00:49:31.409
I've moved on to so many other things. And, but
1227
00:49:31.889 --> 00:49:34.570
it was such a, it really tickled me when I
1228
00:49:34.610 --> 00:49:37.769
was a, I don't know, it was like a How
1229
00:49:37.829 --> 00:49:38.469
old would I have been?
1230
00:49:38.469 --> 00:49:38.630
14, 15.
1231
00:49:38.630 --> 00:49:41.130
Well, it was like in 1980, I think. So you
1232
00:49:41.150 --> 00:49:42.699
were born in– I was 16, 17.
1233
00:49:42.670 --> 00:49:46.090
I was seven when I saw you guys shooting that.
1234
00:49:46.329 --> 00:49:48.409
And I just was baffled by the cameras and that
1235
00:49:48.429 --> 00:49:50.409
you did it multiple times and going, why are they
1236
00:49:50.429 --> 00:49:51.429
doing it again and again?
1237
00:49:51.949 --> 00:49:52.349
Really?
1238
00:49:52.550 --> 00:49:54.030
How did you wind up there?
1239
00:49:54.070 --> 00:49:56.480
My dad worked downtown and he would take me to
1240
00:49:56.519 --> 00:49:58.239
downtown quite a bit. Downtown LA.
1241
00:49:58.280 --> 00:49:59.099
What did he do, your dad?
1242
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:01.480
He was a division manager for the gas company.
1243
00:50:01.639 --> 00:50:01.980
Oh, I see.
1244
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:03.440
Well, he also sold drugs.
1245
00:50:04.900 --> 00:50:05.719
Major kingpin.
1246
00:50:06.900 --> 00:50:10.739
So downtown, no kidding. And you just happened upon us shooting.
1247
00:50:10.780 --> 00:50:11.599
No kidding.
1248
00:50:11.800 --> 00:50:14.300
And I was just blown away.
1249
00:50:14.599 --> 00:50:16.019
I remember, you know, it's so funny when you think
1250
00:50:16.059 --> 00:50:19.059
about these brushes with show business. As we said earlier,
1251
00:50:19.510 --> 00:50:22.750
I was so far removed from, you know, show business
1252
00:50:22.789 --> 00:50:25.110
in my childhood. And then I'll never forget, my father
1253
00:50:25.389 --> 00:50:27.420
came home one day and he said, They're shooting a
1254
00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:31.010
movie at my hospital, the Peter Brent Brigham Hospital, which
1255
00:50:31.050 --> 00:50:33.730
is now Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston. It's a
1256
00:50:33.989 --> 00:50:36.210
big hospital. And he said, they're shooting a scene right
1257
00:50:36.230 --> 00:50:39.469
outside my office. And we were like, they're shooting a
1258
00:50:39.590 --> 00:50:43.170
movie in Boston? Near my dad's, like right outside my
1259
00:50:43.190 --> 00:50:49.329
dad's office? That's impossible. That can't be. And so we
1260
00:50:49.389 --> 00:50:51.650
rushed over there and it was a scene where actor
1261
00:50:51.730 --> 00:50:55.989
James Coburn just has to walk out and open doors.
1262
00:50:56.760 --> 00:50:58.849
a car door and get in it and shut the door.
1263
00:50:59.889 --> 00:51:05.630
And he walked out, they go, and action. And so
1264
00:51:05.670 --> 00:51:07.469
James Coburn walks up and he walks up to the
1265
00:51:07.530 --> 00:51:09.909
car and it won't open and it won't open and
1266
00:51:09.929 --> 00:51:13.179
they go, cut. The car has been, someone had locked
1267
00:51:13.219 --> 00:51:16.139
it with the keys inside. So then we watched James
1268
00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:20.260
Coburn just stand there while three, like seven guys crowd
1269
00:51:20.300 --> 00:51:24.519
around and start with a coat hanger trying to open
1270
00:51:24.579 --> 00:51:26.510
the door. And I got to find out the name
1271
00:51:26.530 --> 00:51:27.840
of this movie, because I guess you can watch it.
1272
00:51:27.840 --> 00:51:28.739
What year would this have been?
1273
00:51:28.860 --> 00:51:32.659
This would have been like 1971, 72. We could look
1274
00:51:32.699 --> 00:51:37.460
that up. We could find out. And trying to lift
1275
00:51:37.500 --> 00:51:40.340
up the door, and they couldn't get it. And I thought,
1276
00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:42.039
this is movie making?
1277
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:42.960
Oh, yeah.
1278
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:44.380
What the hell is this?
1279
00:51:44.420 --> 00:51:46.590
Well, still, one is struck by that when you go to,
1280
00:51:46.710 --> 00:51:48.150
you know, some movie and that's, you know, all the
1281
00:51:48.190 --> 00:51:50.849
little things going on. Hey, I love James Coburn. You know,
1282
00:51:50.949 --> 00:51:54.460
I saw the first run of Iron Man Flint. Oh,
1283
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:54.820
my God.
1284
00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:55.659
In like Flint.
1285
00:51:55.780 --> 00:51:58.460
Oh, we're back. Yeah. Remember how the telephone rang in
1286
00:51:58.579 --> 00:52:03.750
Lee J. Cobb's office? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1287
00:52:03.929 --> 00:52:06.150
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
1288
00:52:06.170 --> 00:52:09.949
Okay, this was kind of almost a takeoff on James Bond,
1289
00:52:10.389 --> 00:52:12.690
but not really. I mean, it was very silly. Derek Flint,
1290
00:52:12.750 --> 00:52:13.610
Derek Flint. Yeah.
1291
00:52:13.710 --> 00:52:16.340
And then Austin Power had kind of borrowed some things
1292
00:52:16.380 --> 00:52:17.570
like that, kind of went from there.
1293
00:52:17.590 --> 00:52:18.889
What is the James Coburn movie?
1294
00:52:18.949 --> 00:52:19.989
I've got to find that out.
1295
00:52:20.050 --> 00:52:20.320
I'll bet.
1296
00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:21.360
It's a medical mystery. Let me guess.
1297
00:52:21.510 --> 00:52:24.000
After that, I think after that, he did a movie
1298
00:52:24.039 --> 00:52:28.639
called The President's Analyst. Oh, yeah. I remember him talking
1299
00:52:28.659 --> 00:52:30.699
about it on talk shows. I used to love talk shows.
1300
00:52:31.019 --> 00:52:33.340
When I was in Pittsburgh, I used to tune into,
1301
00:52:33.400 --> 00:52:35.699
in summer, stay home all day and watch the Mike
1302
00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:38.400
Douglas show. Go from Mike Douglas to, you know, Dinah
1303
00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:42.179
Shore and Merv Griffin. And he used to come on. Remember,
1304
00:52:42.219 --> 00:52:46.650
he was kind of a countercultural hippie actor then. And
1305
00:52:46.670 --> 00:52:48.349
he used to come on with a turtleneck, you know,
1306
00:52:48.389 --> 00:52:50.869
or in a medallion or something like that. And his act,
1307
00:52:50.889 --> 00:52:52.829
he used to come on, not just talk. He wanted
1308
00:52:52.849 --> 00:52:56.510
to play the gong. And he used to bring onto
1309
00:52:56.550 --> 00:53:02.590
Carson a big, big gong and go. You know, that,
1310
00:53:02.610 --> 00:53:03.550
that was his act, you know.
1311
00:53:04.469 --> 00:53:06.489
We had, you know what I love, in the tradition of,
1312
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:08.760
just to let people know that we did our best
1313
00:53:08.909 --> 00:53:13.000
during my late night run to keep the madness going.
1314
00:53:13.139 --> 00:53:14.860
You talk about, you know, how people would just do
1315
00:53:14.900 --> 00:53:17.760
strange things. One of the stranger things we did once
1316
00:53:17.780 --> 00:53:19.739
was we just put out a salt lick on my
1317
00:53:19.780 --> 00:53:22.059
show to see if we could attract a celebrity. And
1318
00:53:22.099 --> 00:53:27.409
then you did it so nicely. out of nowhere, just Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
1319
00:53:27.989 --> 00:53:29.809
just in the corner, but he does it sort of
1320
00:53:30.429 --> 00:53:34.690
like a nervous deer. And he slowly approaches, and I'm like, oh,
1321
00:53:34.710 --> 00:53:38.440
it looks like Jeff Goldblum, shh, everyone be quiet. And
1322
00:53:38.460 --> 00:53:42.400
he came out, and then he like sniffed, sniffed the
1323
00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:44.599
salt lick, and then he took a little lick. I
1324
00:53:44.619 --> 00:53:47.800
remember that being one of my favorite, such a stupid,
1325
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:51.280
I don't care. So James Coburn played the gong with Carson. Yeah,
1326
00:53:51.300 --> 00:53:53.719
let's see, let's see you have Jeff Goldblum.
1327
00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:55.380
What do we got for Coburn?
1328
00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:56.989
The Coburn is the Cary Treatment.
1329
00:53:57.429 --> 00:54:00.809
Cary Treatment is a 1972 American crime thriller film by
1330
00:54:00.829 --> 00:54:01.750
Blake Edwards Baseball.
1331
00:54:01.789 --> 00:54:02.030
Yes.
1332
00:54:02.570 --> 00:54:04.269
It takes place in Boston. In Boston.
1333
00:54:04.349 --> 00:54:04.630
Dr.
1334
00:54:04.670 --> 00:54:07.530
Peter Cary, played by James Coburn, is a pathologist who
1335
00:54:07.570 --> 00:54:09.389
moves to Boston where he starts working. Okay.
1336
00:54:09.650 --> 00:54:11.909
I don't know it, but Blake Edwards, boy.
1337
00:54:11.929 --> 00:54:14.739
Well, guess what? So this is another fun story. My
1338
00:54:14.780 --> 00:54:18.599
dad's there. This didn't happen when I was there. They
1339
00:54:18.639 --> 00:54:21.019
kept shooting this right outside my dad's window, and he
1340
00:54:21.059 --> 00:54:23.340
kept thinking, well, I could keep looking under this microscope.
1341
00:54:23.969 --> 00:54:25.389
for a cure to a terrible disease where I could
1342
00:54:25.409 --> 00:54:27.630
go outside and hang out with these movie folk. So
1343
00:54:27.670 --> 00:54:30.889
he went outside and he's chatting and he can't believe it,
1344
00:54:30.989 --> 00:54:36.090
but Blake Edwards is there with his wife, Julie Andrews.
1345
00:54:36.469 --> 00:54:38.650
And a friend of my dad's who doesn't know much,
1346
00:54:38.670 --> 00:54:41.030
because he's always looking in a microscope, is talking to
1347
00:54:41.070 --> 00:54:43.960
Blake Edwards. And then he turned to Julie Andrews. and
1348
00:54:44.019 --> 00:54:45.860
said- The friend of your dad's. The friend of my dad's,
1349
00:54:45.900 --> 00:54:48.980
and said, now tell me, miss, what do you do?
1350
00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:52.619
Oh no, oh no, come on. And she said, well,
1351
00:54:52.710 --> 00:54:55.550
I'm an actress as well, and he went, well, and
1352
00:54:55.570 --> 00:54:59.070
then later on, people told him what he did, and
1353
00:54:59.110 --> 00:55:01.010
the guy, I think, put his head in a cyclotron.
1354
00:55:01.829 --> 00:55:04.880
It's like that scene from Notting Hill when Julia Roberts
1355
00:55:04.909 --> 00:55:05.469
comes in.
1356
00:55:05.590 --> 00:55:05.889
Yeah.
1357
00:55:06.739 --> 00:55:08.260
I know that reference.
1358
00:55:08.699 --> 00:55:09.019
Yes.
1359
00:55:09.059 --> 00:55:09.679
Notting Hill.
1360
00:55:09.699 --> 00:55:12.860
There you go. We're getting closer and closer to her references.
1361
00:55:12.900 --> 00:55:14.820
When you said Julie Andrews, I was like, yeah, she
1362
00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:16.980
narrated Bridgerton, so I know her.
1363
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:17.519
And you know what?
1364
00:55:17.539 --> 00:55:19.599
Oh, my God. Sound of music, sound of music.
1365
00:55:19.699 --> 00:55:20.320
I'm kidding.
1366
00:55:20.539 --> 00:55:21.139
I'm kidding.
1367
00:55:21.579 --> 00:55:24.679
You know, when the Thanksgiving Day Parade, when I lived
1368
00:55:24.699 --> 00:55:28.369
in New York, we lived on the Upper West Side,
1369
00:55:28.449 --> 00:55:34.050
and my kids were crazy about seeing the parade go by.
1370
00:55:34.070 --> 00:55:35.789
And so I'd always take them, they were little kids,
1371
00:55:35.829 --> 00:55:38.869
to see the parade. And once I'm watching on the
1372
00:55:38.909 --> 00:55:42.420
television and we haven't gone down yet and the parade
1373
00:55:42.460 --> 00:55:44.260
is going by, and then they said, and here comes
1374
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:49.409
Julie Andrews. I lost my fucking mind. I'm at the time,
1375
00:55:49.429 --> 00:55:52.880
you know, I'm whatever, I'm a 46 year old man.
1376
00:55:52.900 --> 00:55:55.000
I ran without my kids.
1377
00:55:55.360 --> 00:55:57.159
Oh my God. How old were they?
1378
00:55:57.400 --> 00:55:58.719
And I ran all the way down. They were like,
1379
00:55:58.760 --> 00:55:59.159
where are you going?
1380
00:55:59.199 --> 00:55:59.800
I was like, Tom!
1381
00:56:00.179 --> 00:56:02.019
And I ran because I wanted to get down there fast.
1382
00:56:02.059 --> 00:56:03.239
And I saw her go by and I was like,
1383
00:56:03.380 --> 00:56:07.130
it's Julie Andrews. And I've been on TV at this point,
1384
00:56:07.170 --> 00:56:10.550
you know, whatever, 12 years. And I'm like, ah, Julie Andrews.
1385
00:56:10.889 --> 00:56:12.889
I mean, she didn't see me, but.
1386
00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:16.250
Amazing. Yeah. Amazing. How about the movie 10? She's in
1387
00:56:16.349 --> 00:56:18.550
the movie 10, of course, too. But Sound of Music,
1388
00:56:18.590 --> 00:56:20.119
I saw when it first came out. You know, it
1389
00:56:20.139 --> 00:56:22.340
was a big deal around that. And I showed it
1390
00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:24.440
to our kids now. We showed Sound of Music. We
1391
00:56:24.460 --> 00:56:26.940
haven't shown them many movies. I'm going to show... They've
1392
00:56:26.980 --> 00:56:28.500
never been to a movie theater, but I think I'm
1393
00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:30.340
going to take them to see Jurassic World.
1394
00:56:30.389 --> 00:56:31.019
Well, your kids are.
1395
00:56:31.030 --> 00:56:31.309
Your kids are.
1396
00:56:31.670 --> 00:56:33.630
Seven, almost seven, and just turned five.
1397
00:56:33.769 --> 00:56:35.469
Oh, my God. Okay, so they're at such a great age.
1398
00:56:35.550 --> 00:56:38.469
And because of COVID... They've missed out on some of
1399
00:56:38.489 --> 00:56:40.329
these great experiences. Like going to a movie theater is
1400
00:56:40.469 --> 00:56:43.110
so– that was the biggest thing in the world that
1401
00:56:43.150 --> 00:56:44.690
could happen to me was to get to go to
1402
00:56:44.750 --> 00:56:48.099
a movie theater and see a movie. Yeah. And so
1403
00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:50.269
when I say to, you know, anyone in my family now, hey,
1404
00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:52.059
do you want to go see a movie? And they're like, eh.
1405
00:56:52.099 --> 00:56:52.360
I don't know.
1406
00:56:52.380 --> 00:56:54.280
I'm like, I don't know. What are you talking about?
1407
00:56:54.300 --> 00:56:57.050
It's because they can see anything they want at any time.
1408
00:56:57.070 --> 00:56:57.610
Right, right.
1409
00:56:58.230 --> 00:56:58.650
Oh, yeah.
1410
00:56:58.690 --> 00:57:00.190
Going to a movie theater. I'm about to do– I'm
1411
00:57:00.309 --> 00:57:02.869
involved in this cycle of publicity for Jurassic Park Dominion.
1412
00:57:02.889 --> 00:57:02.969
Yeah.
1413
00:57:03.219 --> 00:57:04.880
And one of the things we're encouraging people to do,
1414
00:57:05.219 --> 00:57:07.159
genuinely on my part, is to go out and see
1415
00:57:07.179 --> 00:57:09.440
it in the movies, you know, of course. And I
1416
00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:11.579
made a list because of that. I thought, oh, what
1417
00:57:11.619 --> 00:57:14.369
are the best times I've ever had in movie theaters
1418
00:57:14.429 --> 00:57:16.730
in my life? Because it's a, you know. That's a
1419
00:57:16.750 --> 00:57:20.250
way to talk about it. And so I started to remember,
1420
00:57:20.670 --> 00:57:23.230
and with the help of my sister too, all the
1421
00:57:23.269 --> 00:57:26.449
movies I saw, importantly, when I was a kid. And
1422
00:57:26.510 --> 00:57:28.579
she said, oh, remember this one? And it's been a
1423
00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:32.139
nostalgia blast. So these are the movies that really blew
1424
00:57:32.159 --> 00:57:32.539
you away?
1425
00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:33.079
Yes.
1426
00:57:33.280 --> 00:57:34.780
These are the ones we remember. She and I used
1427
00:57:34.820 --> 00:57:36.119
to go to, they used to drop us off to
1428
00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:38.590
the Leona Theater, this big, beautiful jewel box of a
1429
00:57:38.929 --> 00:57:41.449
Three-tiered movie palace.
1430
00:57:41.469 --> 00:57:42.530
In Pittsburgh? In Pittsburgh.
1431
00:57:42.750 --> 00:57:45.170
West Homestead, a suburb of Pittsburgh. Not downtown. It's a
1432
00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:47.329
little suburb, but they had this movie theater. And we'd
1433
00:57:47.369 --> 00:57:49.190
go for, you know, 25 cents, 50 cents or something,
1434
00:57:49.210 --> 00:57:52.489
whatever tickets were. Get popcorn with butter and salt and
1435
00:57:52.530 --> 00:57:52.869
hot dogs.
1436
00:57:52.949 --> 00:57:55.250
So Jeff Goldblum is about to read a list of
1437
00:57:55.289 --> 00:57:56.050
his favorite movies.
1438
00:57:56.130 --> 00:57:57.650
This is heaven for me. The ones that made a
1439
00:57:57.690 --> 00:57:59.510
big difference that I can remember to this day.
1440
00:57:59.570 --> 00:58:00.090
Let's hear it.
1441
00:58:00.309 --> 00:58:03.309
Okay. We saw... See if any of these mean anything
1442
00:58:03.329 --> 00:58:05.329
to you. The Absent-Minded Professor.
1443
00:58:05.389 --> 00:58:05.670
Yes.
1444
00:58:06.429 --> 00:58:08.349
You know, Fred McMurray, Flubber, all that stuff. I made
1445
00:58:08.389 --> 00:58:10.230
a big impression on him. The Blob.
1446
00:58:10.510 --> 00:58:10.989
Oh, the original?
1447
00:58:11.010 --> 00:58:15.320
Which I've seen recently. Steve McQueen, very good. His first movie,
1448
00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:17.960
you know. Now, who was, of course, you'll know who
1449
00:58:17.980 --> 00:58:20.300
was in all of these movies, which we saw, you know,
1450
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:23.099
we saw whatever that came to there. But during this period,
1451
00:58:23.300 --> 00:58:26.449
the 60s, you know, early 60s. The Bell Boy, Cinderfella,
1452
00:58:26.469 --> 00:58:29.500
Disorderly Orderly, Visitor Small, Planet, Geisha Boy. Of course, the
1453
00:58:29.519 --> 00:58:32.929
Nutty Professor. Delinquent Rockabye Baby Nutty Professor.
1454
00:58:33.230 --> 00:58:33.389
Yeah.
1455
00:58:33.820 --> 00:58:35.360
Loved it. Then I got the chance to meet him.
1456
00:58:35.380 --> 00:58:36.840
Did you ever meet Jerry? I did.
1457
00:58:36.860 --> 00:58:38.320
I got to meet him. I got to interview him.
1458
00:58:38.340 --> 00:58:40.840
That's so interesting. Well, we could talk all about that.
1459
00:58:41.090 --> 00:58:42.300
Well, did you meet Jerry Lewis?
1460
00:58:42.340 --> 00:58:44.690
Yes, I did. I was going to play his son
1461
00:58:44.949 --> 00:58:50.530
in that last movie that he did, Augie Rose. Augie Rose? Oh, no, no.
1462
00:58:50.670 --> 00:58:51.429
Max Rose.
1463
00:58:51.489 --> 00:58:52.230
Max Rose.
1464
00:58:52.969 --> 00:58:56.170
And so I went to Vegas. I was almost going
1465
00:58:56.190 --> 00:58:58.550
to do it before I got something else and couldn't.
1466
00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:02.059
And so I hung out with him in his office
1467
00:59:02.099 --> 00:59:02.840
in Las Vegas.
1468
00:59:03.159 --> 00:59:03.480
How was he?
1469
00:59:03.480 --> 00:59:04.000
And bonded.
1470
00:59:04.460 --> 00:59:04.920
Amazing.
1471
00:59:05.039 --> 00:59:08.889
We could talk for, you know, amazing. He'd made a big,
1472
00:59:08.949 --> 00:59:11.239
he was big in my childhood. and during this period.
1473
00:59:11.280 --> 00:59:13.579
Massive star, yeah. So I was thrilled to meet him.
1474
00:59:13.719 --> 00:59:15.659
And he was, you know, as you know him at
1475
00:59:15.699 --> 00:59:19.530
that stage, great, you know, great and complicated.
1476
00:59:19.809 --> 00:59:20.570
Very complicated.
1477
00:59:20.630 --> 00:59:20.789
Yeah.
1478
00:59:20.829 --> 00:59:21.050
Yeah.
1479
00:59:21.210 --> 00:59:21.329
Yeah.
1480
00:59:21.349 --> 00:59:21.530
Yeah.
1481
00:59:21.670 --> 00:59:21.789
Yeah.
1482
00:59:22.699 --> 00:59:25.769
Right. But those movies, when we were seeing those movies,
1483
00:59:25.849 --> 00:59:27.929
big deal. Do you know what this movie is? The
1484
00:59:27.969 --> 00:59:28.769
Sterile Cuckoo?
1485
00:59:29.389 --> 00:59:29.610
No.
1486
00:59:30.530 --> 00:59:35.440
Liza Minnelli's first movie. She plays kind of a nerdy girl.
1487
00:59:35.500 --> 00:59:38.730
The Sterile Cuckoo. Sterile Cuckoo is coming. Terrible name for
1488
00:59:38.750 --> 00:59:38.909
a movie.
1489
00:59:38.929 --> 00:59:39.050
Yeah.
1490
00:59:39.429 --> 00:59:44.070
It is. Nobody wants, sterility is never something that draws
1491
00:59:44.139 --> 00:59:47.880
the masses. Come one, come all, bring the family. The
1492
00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:53.699
sterile cuckoo. That cuckoo's not having children. How about this movie?
1493
00:59:54.000 --> 00:59:56.719
Who knows this? I don't think you will. Georgie Girl.
1494
00:59:56.880 --> 00:59:59.780
Oh, yeah. Hey there, Georgie Girl.
1495
01:00:00.139 --> 01:00:03.619
Walking down the street so fancy free was played by— Redgrave.
1496
01:00:03.800 --> 01:00:08.309
Lynn Redgrave, whom I worked with later, believe it or not. Oh, well,
1497
01:00:08.409 --> 01:00:10.429
Bridge on the River Kwai. We saw the first viewing
1498
01:00:10.469 --> 01:00:13.429
of it. The man who shot Liberty Valance.
1499
01:00:13.869 --> 01:00:14.309
Ah, yes.
1500
01:00:14.409 --> 01:00:16.630
I love that. Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte.
1501
01:00:16.969 --> 01:00:17.090
Mm-hmm.
1502
01:00:17.489 --> 01:00:24.449
How about, you know, Betty Davis and Joan Crawford together? Gaypuree, P-U-R-E-E,
1503
01:00:24.849 --> 01:00:28.150
an animated movie about, in an impressionistic style, French impressions
1504
01:00:28.469 --> 01:00:31.110
about cats. And I think Robert Goulet did a voice,
1505
01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:31.380
you know.
1506
01:00:32.440 --> 01:00:32.599
Great.
1507
01:00:33.179 --> 01:00:36.440
Dr. No from Russia with Love, Goldfinger, fantastic. Iron Man, Flint,
1508
01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:38.260
I have. Pink Panther, the first Pink Panther.
1509
01:00:38.280 --> 01:00:39.070
Now you put me.
1510
01:00:39.079 --> 01:00:41.099
We went to a movie theater, and there was Peter Sellers,
1511
01:00:41.159 --> 01:00:45.219
never seen before as Clouseau, Blake Edwards, unbelievable. I remember
1512
01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:47.320
the day we saw that. Those movies changed my life.
1513
01:00:47.989 --> 01:00:49.829
Bobby D and I went. My best friend went to
1514
01:00:49.869 --> 01:00:54.510
that theater to see Psycho. First time run of Psycho. Unbelievable.
1515
01:00:54.550 --> 01:00:58.050
I just spent some time with Jamie Lee Curtis in CinemaCon,
1516
01:00:58.369 --> 01:00:58.610
you know.
1517
01:00:59.260 --> 01:01:02.579
You know what's so great about, there were all these great,
1518
01:01:02.860 --> 01:01:04.360
they don't do it anymore, but there were these great
1519
01:01:04.440 --> 01:01:07.059
promotional tricks that they did back in the day to
1520
01:01:07.079 --> 01:01:08.949
get people to come see movies. And Alfred Hitchcock was
1521
01:01:09.030 --> 01:01:13.429
a genius at this. So when Psycho came out, he
1522
01:01:13.550 --> 01:01:18.909
had like ambulances outside the theaters, and he very much publicized,
1523
01:01:19.570 --> 01:01:24.000
we're gonna have medical personnel available for people who faint
1524
01:01:24.039 --> 01:01:27.880
or have seizures during this terrifying movie. And people went
1525
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:28.519
mad for it.
1526
01:01:28.519 --> 01:01:30.519
And there was like a do not be late for
1527
01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:31.239
this one, remember?
1528
01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:31.880
Yeah, do not be late.
1529
01:01:31.900 --> 01:01:33.170
We won't let you in after the first one.
1530
01:01:33.179 --> 01:01:34.260
Yeah, yeah, we won't let you in. Do not tell
1531
01:01:34.300 --> 01:01:37.719
your friends what happens. Yes, exactly. And he did all
1532
01:01:37.739 --> 01:01:39.789
that stuff. He did it with the birds. He had
1533
01:01:39.809 --> 01:01:41.969
all these great, I mean, what a great showman he
1534
01:01:42.030 --> 01:01:44.210
was in addition to being, you know, this incredible.
1535
01:01:44.230 --> 01:01:47.010
Birds was another movie we saw first run. I loved
1536
01:01:47.050 --> 01:01:48.849
that day that we saw that. But then we went, oh,
1537
01:01:48.909 --> 01:01:51.030
I had a crush on this girl. And we went,
1538
01:01:51.070 --> 01:01:52.699
I went on a field trip hoping to kind of
1539
01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:55.599
be near her. I had not. Made any headway when
1540
01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:59.550
we saw Hard Day's Night. What girl did you have
1541
01:01:59.570 --> 01:02:00.889
a crush on? Stephanie Ignatz.
1542
01:02:00.989 --> 01:02:03.090
Oh, I thought you said, oh, okay. I thought you
1543
01:02:03.110 --> 01:02:04.570
meant you had a crush on a girl in the movie. No,
1544
01:02:04.590 --> 01:02:06.269
not in the movie. Those were fellas. They just had
1545
01:02:06.309 --> 01:02:06.769
long hair.
1546
01:02:07.030 --> 01:02:07.289
No.
1547
01:02:07.780 --> 01:02:10.400
In ninth grade. In ninth grade. No, Stephanie. And she
1548
01:02:10.420 --> 01:02:12.699
was going, so I was going to tag along, too.
1549
01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:14.519
Have you ever kept up with Stephanie Ignatz?
1550
01:02:14.909 --> 01:02:15.300
You know, I.
1551
01:02:15.289 --> 01:02:16.889
We have her here today.
1552
01:02:17.610 --> 01:02:20.349
Here she is. A little bit. Oh my God, look out.
1553
01:02:20.369 --> 01:02:21.230
She's deranged.
1554
01:02:21.289 --> 01:02:25.690
Some 10 or 15 years after this period. We got
1555
01:02:25.789 --> 01:02:28.409
in touch and we saw each other. She went out
1556
01:02:28.429 --> 01:02:33.300
to California and, you know, I saw her.
1557
01:02:33.960 --> 01:02:36.159
Okay, okay. You saw her, but she didn't see you.
1558
01:02:37.219 --> 01:02:38.400
You followed her from a distance.
1559
01:02:38.519 --> 01:02:40.139
Oh, no, no, not like that.
1560
01:02:40.179 --> 01:02:41.260
They saw each other.
1561
01:02:41.420 --> 01:02:45.889
Oh, okay. He closes the deal. Oh, I'm making it clear.
1562
01:02:45.909 --> 01:02:47.630
What I do is I look them up and then
1563
01:02:47.670 --> 01:02:51.429
I just, I peer at them. through shrubbery from 50
1564
01:02:51.429 --> 01:02:54.690
yards away. Oh my God. Yeah, that's my, when I say, oh,
1565
01:02:54.809 --> 01:02:56.489
I saw her, that's what I mean.
1566
01:02:56.530 --> 01:02:58.170
Norman Bates, speaking of Norman Bates.
1567
01:02:58.190 --> 01:02:58.730
Yeah, I know.
1568
01:02:58.989 --> 01:03:03.440
Through a hole in your office wall.
1569
01:03:03.719 --> 01:03:05.219
He's got them all over this building.
1570
01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:08.019
It's horrible. I have to ask you, speaking of movies,
1571
01:03:08.059 --> 01:03:10.579
we have to talk about, because in Jurassic Park, in
1572
01:03:10.599 --> 01:03:16.690
this character that you played, Dr. Ian, what's the last name?
1573
01:03:16.710 --> 01:03:16.909
Malcolm.
1574
01:03:16.949 --> 01:03:21.579
Malcolm, that's right. Malcolm. Yes. You, I mean, God, you
1575
01:03:21.619 --> 01:03:23.699
nailed that character so much. And now you're coming back
1576
01:03:24.500 --> 01:03:28.679
and you're assembling with the same people to bring these
1577
01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:29.619
people back to life.
1578
01:03:29.639 --> 01:03:30.000
Yes, sir.
1579
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:32.239
So who else is with you in this? Is it
1580
01:03:32.260 --> 01:03:35.420
Laura Dern? Laura Dern, of course. The great Laura Dern,
1581
01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:36.440
the great Sam Neill.
1582
01:03:37.099 --> 01:03:38.639
So the three of us from the first movie are
1583
01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:40.699
back together for the first time since then.
1584
01:03:40.719 --> 01:03:41.139
Right.
1585
01:03:41.380 --> 01:03:44.679
And we're reunited and have something to do with in
1586
01:03:44.719 --> 01:03:48.230
this story with Bryce Dallas Howard's character and Chris Pratt's character.
1587
01:03:48.510 --> 01:03:51.980
But also- B.D. Wong is back from the first one.
1588
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:56.269
That's great. Yeah, isn't that great? And Omar Sy from
1589
01:03:56.489 --> 01:04:02.030
most recently. And Daniela Pineda and Justice Smith. And wait
1590
01:04:02.090 --> 01:04:05.190
a minute, wait a minute. And new characters, Dewanda Wise,
1591
01:04:05.409 --> 01:04:10.940
Mamadou Ache, and Campbell Scott are in this. Yeah, Isabel's
1592
01:04:10.960 --> 01:04:12.239
sermon comes back. So it's great.
1593
01:04:12.260 --> 01:04:15.000
I mean, this is something that I think would be
1594
01:04:15.099 --> 01:04:17.840
worthwhile for you to settle with for a second. is
1595
01:04:17.860 --> 01:04:20.059
that movies were such a big deal for you growing up.
1596
01:04:21.920 --> 01:04:23.909
You've now been in a bunch of movies, and you
1597
01:04:23.929 --> 01:04:28.130
think about Jurassic Park, so many young people, that was
1598
01:04:28.170 --> 01:04:31.179
an eye-opening experience for them, and you were a big
1599
01:04:31.219 --> 01:04:34.849
part of it. It's interesting how the loop closes in
1600
01:04:34.889 --> 01:04:36.000
a strange way, isn't it?
1601
01:04:36.090 --> 01:04:36.750
It's fascinating.
1602
01:04:36.789 --> 01:04:38.510
I know. It's a dreamy life that I've had. I
1603
01:04:38.550 --> 01:04:41.090
can't believe it. I'm very grateful. And it's amazing that
1604
01:04:41.170 --> 01:04:43.389
I get a chance to be in some movies and
1605
01:04:43.449 --> 01:04:45.969
some movies with people, like I've said, that I saw
1606
01:04:46.030 --> 01:04:49.539
early on. It is amazing.
1607
01:04:49.559 --> 01:04:51.500
I have to say that that is something– and I
1608
01:04:51.519 --> 01:04:54.480
brought this up before. But also I've had a dreamy
1609
01:04:54.539 --> 01:04:58.260
life and getting the chance to just– to me, getting
1610
01:04:58.400 --> 01:05:02.340
to– interact with someone I saw on a movie screen
1611
01:05:02.400 --> 01:05:05.059
or a television set when I was a child, nothing
1612
01:05:05.119 --> 01:05:09.170
tops that. And there are all these massive stars that
1613
01:05:09.210 --> 01:05:13.110
come along later on in life and it doesn't have
1614
01:05:13.150 --> 01:05:18.000
the same effect as meeting someone like a Dick Van
1615
01:05:18.039 --> 01:05:21.949
Dyke or meeting someone who was in a movie and
1616
01:05:21.969 --> 01:05:24.230
a huge deal when you were a kid like Jerry Lewis,
1617
01:05:25.659 --> 01:05:30.099
or seeing a Julie Andrews on a parade float go by.
1618
01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:33.880
And even though she's 50 yards away, I can't believe that,
1619
01:05:33.900 --> 01:05:37.619
oh wait, I saw you there as a child and
1620
01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:39.880
now you're still here. Life is magic.
1621
01:05:40.179 --> 01:05:40.760
Amazing.
1622
01:05:41.380 --> 01:05:44.019
Vincent Price, we saw some Vincent Price movies. Then I did,
1623
01:05:44.079 --> 01:05:45.719
he was in The Fly, the first Fly, which I
1624
01:05:45.780 --> 01:05:47.539
saw back then. I think I saw him in a
1625
01:05:47.559 --> 01:05:48.780
Ralph's later.
1626
01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:49.369
Oh my God.
1627
01:05:50.949 --> 01:05:52.489
You saw Vincent Price at a Ralph's?
1628
01:05:52.550 --> 01:05:54.449
I do believe so. I think I went up to
1629
01:05:54.469 --> 01:05:55.789
him and he's like, yes, yes. He was, you know,
1630
01:05:55.809 --> 01:05:59.150
picking out melons or something from Turkey. Yeah, he was
1631
01:05:59.170 --> 01:06:00.139
a big chef, you know.
1632
01:06:00.780 --> 01:06:04.260
Oh my God. It's too bad Bill Hader isn't here
1633
01:06:04.300 --> 01:06:08.699
because he does, Bill Hader does the best Vincent Price
1634
01:06:08.739 --> 01:06:10.840
of all and he'd be going, you know, I don't
1635
01:06:10.889 --> 01:06:13.110
do it, but he'd be here doing Vincent Price at
1636
01:06:13.130 --> 01:06:13.730
a Ralph's.
1637
01:06:14.309 --> 01:06:15.429
We should remind him of that.
1638
01:06:15.570 --> 01:06:15.769
Yeah.
1639
01:06:15.969 --> 01:06:17.329
You know what we should do? We will be seeing
1640
01:06:17.369 --> 01:06:19.849
him soon. We should remind him of that. Because Vincent
1641
01:06:19.889 --> 01:06:21.550
Price had a Ralph's and I used to, you know,
1642
01:06:21.570 --> 01:06:24.460
when I first moved out here to LA a long
1643
01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:27.000
time ago in 1988, my brother Neil came out and
1644
01:06:27.019 --> 01:06:29.280
visited me and there was a Ralph's across the street
1645
01:06:29.659 --> 01:06:33.090
and he kept seeing all these huge, he saw Cesar Romero,
1646
01:06:33.889 --> 01:06:36.590
the Joker. And he'd come back and he'd go, I
1647
01:06:36.690 --> 01:06:38.269
saw him. And I'm like, what is he? He was
1648
01:06:38.329 --> 01:06:43.050
buying dog food. At Ralph's, he was always going to
1649
01:06:43.150 --> 01:06:45.070
Ralph's and he would hang out there and he would
1650
01:06:45.110 --> 01:06:46.489
go right up to them and go, I loved you
1651
01:06:46.550 --> 01:06:49.449
as the Joker or I saw Harry Morgan from MASH.
1652
01:06:49.889 --> 01:06:52.429
Harry Morgan. And then he would always tell me what
1653
01:06:52.449 --> 01:06:56.460
they were buying. He was buying a giant thing of beans.
1654
01:06:56.480 --> 01:07:01.039
It always never matched. Like I saw Cher, what was
1655
01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:05.360
she getting? Industrial strength toilet cleaner. Oh, I didn't want
1656
01:07:05.539 --> 01:07:06.099
to know that.
1657
01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:06.559
She would never.
1658
01:07:06.940 --> 01:07:07.619
She would never.
1659
01:07:07.719 --> 01:07:08.500
She would never.
1660
01:07:08.960 --> 01:07:11.380
I was so crazy about it. I hadn't met anybody
1661
01:07:11.599 --> 01:07:14.000
famous or who was in movies when I was a kid.
1662
01:07:14.099 --> 01:07:17.400
And the first couple of brushes I had, who did
1663
01:07:17.460 --> 01:07:20.769
I first? We went to it on a vacation. And
1664
01:07:20.809 --> 01:07:23.050
who was staying at this hotel was Darren McGavin.
1665
01:07:23.190 --> 01:07:23.710
Oh my God.
1666
01:07:23.849 --> 01:07:24.590
Oh my God. He's great.
1667
01:07:24.889 --> 01:07:26.250
Of the Night Stalker. Yes.
1668
01:07:26.489 --> 01:07:29.219
I was like, do you think we'll see him at breakfast?
1669
01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:31.760
I never went up to him, but I was just,
1670
01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:34.900
when are we going to see him again? He's the dad.
1671
01:07:35.059 --> 01:07:37.579
In Christmas Story. In Christmas Story, he's the dad. Oh,
1672
01:07:37.699 --> 01:07:39.619
he is? But he's also one of the great, he's
1673
01:07:39.659 --> 01:07:43.119
also in The Natural. Obviously, he's one of the villains
1674
01:07:43.409 --> 01:07:46.809
in The Natural. He's got one funny guy in there.
1675
01:07:46.989 --> 01:07:50.010
But he did... I think maybe my favorite show as
1676
01:07:50.050 --> 01:07:54.889
a kid was– he played Carl Kolchak in The Night Stalker,
1677
01:07:54.909 --> 01:07:58.239
which was the scariest show on television. It only ran–
1678
01:07:58.260 --> 01:08:01.380
I mean maybe it ran two seasons. If that, it
1679
01:08:01.420 --> 01:08:05.719
was not a success. But it was such a scary show.
1680
01:08:05.739 --> 01:08:06.780
I have that on DVD.
1681
01:08:06.900 --> 01:08:07.119
Do you?
1682
01:08:07.179 --> 01:08:10.590
No, it's fantastic. I've never seen them. I don't know.
1683
01:08:10.780 --> 01:08:15.860
And Darren McGavin was fantastic. And I got to– don't
1684
01:08:15.889 --> 01:08:17.470
think he ever did my show, but I got to
1685
01:08:17.590 --> 01:08:20.689
meet him once and yeah, my soul left my body.
1686
01:08:20.729 --> 01:08:22.640
I was so excited. I couldn't believe I was meeting him.
1687
01:08:23.100 --> 01:08:24.380
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
1688
01:08:24.739 --> 01:08:30.329
So, uh, yeah. I'm back in this movie now, and da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah.
1689
01:08:30.350 --> 01:08:31.770
Coming out June 10th, you brought it up.
1690
01:08:31.850 --> 01:08:33.850
That's your promo. I love that you went, so anyway,
1691
01:08:33.890 --> 01:08:38.069
I'm back in this movie, and well, da-da-da-da-da-da. June 10th,
1692
01:08:38.109 --> 01:08:40.060
you brought it up. I love that.
1693
01:08:40.180 --> 01:08:41.880
I was just trying to remember where we got off that.
1694
01:08:42.100 --> 01:08:44.260
But next on my list was Diary of a Madman,
1695
01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:47.600
Vincent Price, and Tomb of Lygia. He was a big
1696
01:08:47.640 --> 01:08:49.500
deal to us. You know, some of those Roger Cormac.
1697
01:08:49.739 --> 01:08:51.899
I was a teenage Frankenstein. I was a teenage werewolf.
1698
01:08:53.020 --> 01:08:55.189
Two horrible movies, but interesting.
1699
01:08:55.210 --> 01:08:55.630
Eegah.
1700
01:08:55.649 --> 01:08:59.180
Did anyone ever do I Was a Teenage Teenager? Oh,
1701
01:08:59.279 --> 01:09:01.340
I'm just curious. Come on. It would be kind of meta,
1702
01:09:01.380 --> 01:09:01.989
but I'd do it.
1703
01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:02.939
It's a good idea.
1704
01:09:03.140 --> 01:09:03.460
Yeah?
1705
01:09:03.500 --> 01:09:04.039
That's a billion dollars.
1706
01:09:04.060 --> 01:09:07.319
It's a teenager who then turns into a teenager who's
1707
01:09:07.350 --> 01:09:08.869
just slightly older.
1708
01:09:09.670 --> 01:09:11.659
He's like 15 and he turns 17?
1709
01:09:11.649 --> 01:09:13.210
He turns into a 16-year-old.
1710
01:09:13.229 --> 01:09:13.569
Oh, okay.
1711
01:09:13.609 --> 01:09:15.149
He's a 15-year-old and he goes in a corner and
1712
01:09:15.170 --> 01:09:17.310
he's like, no! And then he comes out and he's
1713
01:09:17.390 --> 01:09:20.630
a 16-year-old. He can legally drive but doesn't know how to. Yeah,
1714
01:09:20.670 --> 01:09:22.170
he can legally drive but he can't. But he has
1715
01:09:22.210 --> 01:09:24.640
the same amount of acne. What a terrible movie. I
1716
01:09:24.659 --> 01:09:27.479
think it's a great movie and I've got the rights. Okay,
1717
01:09:27.539 --> 01:09:30.000
no one's going to fight you. You can have them.
1718
01:09:31.560 --> 01:09:33.500
I remember when TV shows would come out, what you
1719
01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:36.020
were talking about, you know, the new lineup. Boy, I
1720
01:09:36.060 --> 01:09:38.869
loved Friday nights when Wild Wild West.
1721
01:09:38.649 --> 01:09:41.270
Would come on. Yes, huge. Oh, boy.
1722
01:09:41.970 --> 01:09:45.350
Robert Conrad and Ross Martin who played.
1723
01:09:45.369 --> 01:09:45.729
Yep.
1724
01:09:46.229 --> 01:09:47.300
Ross Martin, damn it.
1725
01:09:47.390 --> 01:09:48.789
Artemis Gordon. Artemis Gordon. Artemis Gordon.
1726
01:09:48.810 --> 01:09:49.109
Right, yeah.
1727
01:09:49.449 --> 01:09:51.170
King Kong versus- We left that open for you so
1728
01:09:51.189 --> 01:09:51.670
that you didn't take it.
1729
01:09:51.670 --> 01:09:52.350
Yeah, I know, I know, Artemis.
1730
01:09:52.850 --> 01:09:53.310
What, really?
1731
01:09:53.430 --> 01:09:53.609
What?
1732
01:09:53.670 --> 01:09:54.550
No, I don't know.
1733
01:09:54.789 --> 01:09:56.949
How about Gigo? Nobody knows the movie Gigo.
1734
01:09:56.970 --> 01:09:57.350
I don't know.
1735
01:09:57.390 --> 01:10:01.720
Jackie Gleason. Jackie Gleason. He plays a mute, dead, kind
1736
01:10:01.729 --> 01:10:04.239
of a village idiot. Oh, it's great. The first movie
1737
01:10:04.260 --> 01:10:05.180
I ever cried at.
1738
01:10:05.260 --> 01:10:05.699
Oh, I get it.
1739
01:10:05.699 --> 01:10:09.819
It's heartbreaking, yeah. I'm crying hearing about it. You're mentioning
1740
01:10:09.840 --> 01:10:11.479
a bunch of movies that had a huge impact that
1741
01:10:11.500 --> 01:10:12.020
I don't know.
1742
01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:14.460
You'll know this one. Jason and the Argonauts.
1743
01:10:14.739 --> 01:10:15.180
Yes, of course.
1744
01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:17.640
All that Ray Harryhausen stop motion stuff.
1745
01:10:17.659 --> 01:10:17.859
Yeah.
1746
01:10:18.260 --> 01:10:21.659
Magical day, magical day. Vertigo did see the first run
1747
01:10:21.739 --> 01:10:25.010
of Vertigo. Maybe my favorite Hitchcock movie, speaking of Hitchcock.
1748
01:10:25.069 --> 01:10:25.630
You know Vertigo?
1749
01:10:25.689 --> 01:10:25.989
I don't.
1750
01:10:26.109 --> 01:10:27.050
It's not my favorite.
1751
01:10:27.250 --> 01:10:27.670
Really?
1752
01:10:27.810 --> 01:10:28.869
Yeah. I'm sorry.
1753
01:10:28.890 --> 01:10:32.630
Bernard Herrmann does the score. Wonderful music from that. But
1754
01:10:32.710 --> 01:10:33.689
why don't you like Vertigo?
1755
01:10:33.710 --> 01:10:35.189
I didn't say I didn't like it. I just have
1756
01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:36.359
the Hitchcock films.
1757
01:10:36.380 --> 01:10:38.640
What's your favorite Hitchcock? Wow.
1758
01:10:38.699 --> 01:10:41.619
It's got to be Psycho. And I also like Strangers
1759
01:10:41.659 --> 01:10:42.119
on a Train.
1760
01:10:43.340 --> 01:10:45.600
Oh, that's yesteryear, yeah.
1761
01:10:45.659 --> 01:10:46.199
Oh, yeah.
1762
01:10:46.239 --> 01:10:51.920
Farley Granger. Farley Granger was in that. I met Farley Granger.
1763
01:10:51.939 --> 01:10:54.060
You can't just say a name twice and have it
1764
01:10:54.100 --> 01:10:55.000
have more impact.
1765
01:10:55.159 --> 01:10:59.659
Yes, you can. Farley Granger. Farley Granger. Farley Granger.
1766
01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:00.880
I think he's proven that he can.
1767
01:11:00.939 --> 01:11:02.270
You know what would be great? I think you'd be
1768
01:11:02.310 --> 01:11:05.489
a great prosecuting attorney because you'd say, you know, the
1769
01:11:05.529 --> 01:11:07.449
killer is, of course, Steve Miller.
1770
01:11:07.489 --> 01:11:07.890
Steve Miller!
1771
01:11:08.050 --> 01:11:11.149
Steve Miller! And people would be like, well, he's got
1772
01:11:11.189 --> 01:11:12.550
to be guilty. He said his name twice.
1773
01:11:12.670 --> 01:11:13.689
Steve Miller from the band?
1774
01:11:13.750 --> 01:11:13.930
Yeah.
1775
01:11:14.130 --> 01:11:16.369
Well, I just threw a name out there. That's a
1776
01:11:16.409 --> 01:11:16.909
common name.
1777
01:11:16.970 --> 01:11:18.510
He's not suspicious in any way.
1778
01:11:18.550 --> 01:11:20.529
He's the gangster of love. He's got to be guilty.
1779
01:11:20.649 --> 01:11:21.439
Oh, God.
1780
01:11:21.479 --> 01:11:22.699
That's true.
1781
01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:23.560
That's true.
1782
01:11:23.579 --> 01:11:25.670
I stand by that. What were we talking about?
1783
01:11:25.689 --> 01:11:25.909
Oh, yeah.
1784
01:11:25.949 --> 01:11:27.109
What were we talking about? Whose name?
1785
01:11:27.170 --> 01:11:29.289
You were listing. Oh, Farley Granger. Yeah.
1786
01:11:29.489 --> 01:11:32.770
You know who introduced me to Farley Granger? Shelly Winters,
1787
01:11:32.810 --> 01:11:37.220
whom I met on this movie called Next Stop Grinch
1788
01:11:37.260 --> 01:11:41.340
Village that Paul Mazursky directed in 1975. I came out here,
1789
01:11:41.520 --> 01:11:43.640
and we were kind of palsy. Shelly Winters.
1790
01:11:43.819 --> 01:11:44.460
Lovely woman.
1791
01:11:44.680 --> 01:11:45.090
She was lovely.
1792
01:11:45.100 --> 01:11:45.279
Lovely.
1793
01:11:45.729 --> 01:11:46.100
Wow.
1794
01:11:46.149 --> 01:11:47.970
She was on our show in the early years, and
1795
01:11:48.050 --> 01:11:50.489
I loved her because I knew her mostly from Poseidon Adventure.
1796
01:11:50.670 --> 01:11:51.260
I know that one.
1797
01:11:51.310 --> 01:11:52.609
Oh, that's fantastic. Yes.
1798
01:11:52.630 --> 01:11:54.630
You know, she was in the Poseidon Adventure, but she
1799
01:11:54.670 --> 01:11:56.489
was also in Lolita.
1800
01:11:56.529 --> 01:11:57.149
She's great.
1801
01:11:57.189 --> 01:11:57.270
Yes.
1802
01:11:57.329 --> 01:11:58.350
Oh, she's great in Lolita.
1803
01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:03.239
She's great in Place in the Sun with Montgomery Cleveland
1804
01:12:03.260 --> 01:12:03.779
and Liz Taylor.
1805
01:12:04.000 --> 01:12:04.760
Spectacular.
1806
01:12:05.239 --> 01:12:07.119
Hey, did you ever meet Liz Taylor?
1807
01:12:07.399 --> 01:12:10.800
I did not meet Liz Taylor, no. I knew Liz Taylor. Oh, really?
1808
01:12:10.859 --> 01:12:11.140
Yeah, yeah.
1809
01:12:11.159 --> 01:12:11.739
What was she like?
1810
01:12:12.439 --> 01:12:14.010
Spectacular. Spectacular.
1811
01:12:14.029 --> 01:12:14.609
Okay.
1812
01:12:15.750 --> 01:12:18.250
She, yeah, she was one of those people. There's a,
1813
01:12:18.609 --> 01:12:20.789
there's a, it all depends on when you get into
1814
01:12:20.829 --> 01:12:23.840
show business. And I, you know, you need to get
1815
01:12:23.939 --> 01:12:27.479
in at the, I missed, you know, I shouldn't say that.
1816
01:12:27.560 --> 01:12:29.380
I got to meet all these amazing people who then
1817
01:12:29.439 --> 01:12:32.199
passed away. It makes me sound like a killer. I
1818
01:12:32.239 --> 01:12:35.560
met them and then they were gone. Suspicious, eh? But,
1819
01:12:35.619 --> 01:12:38.149
but before that, but I will say that, you know,
1820
01:12:38.170 --> 01:12:41.170
there are all these great stars that passed away, you know,
1821
01:12:41.229 --> 01:12:43.510
before I came along in 93. And you think of the,
1822
01:12:43.590 --> 01:12:45.989
you know, all the great, So many great stars from
1823
01:12:46.010 --> 01:12:48.189
the– she had not passed away but refused to take
1824
01:12:48.229 --> 01:12:49.720
my calls, Elizabeth Taylor.
1825
01:12:49.779 --> 01:12:50.220
Yeah.
1826
01:12:50.260 --> 01:12:51.159
Wisely, very wisely.
1827
01:12:51.180 --> 01:12:51.659
Don't blame her.
1828
01:12:51.859 --> 01:12:52.039
No.
1829
01:12:52.159 --> 01:12:55.020
Right. Who were we talking– oh, so Shelley Winters who
1830
01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:56.699
was in Place in the Sun.
1831
01:12:56.720 --> 01:12:56.899
Yeah.
1832
01:12:57.100 --> 01:12:59.279
And also what did she win the Oscar for as
1833
01:12:59.899 --> 01:13:04.310
supporting actress as they were called in those days? What
1834
01:13:04.329 --> 01:13:07.350
did she win for? She won for– Why.
1835
01:13:07.329 --> 01:13:08.590
Don't you become an evil German scientist?
1836
01:13:11.380 --> 01:13:12.279
What was it?
1837
01:13:12.300 --> 01:13:13.560
Very good.
1838
01:13:13.590 --> 01:13:14.930
Patch of Blue.
1839
01:13:15.170 --> 01:13:15.750
Oh, okay.
1840
01:13:15.789 --> 01:13:18.250
Patch of Blue with Elizabeth.
1841
01:13:17.750 --> 01:13:18.409
Hartman and.
1842
01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:41.420
Sidney Poitier.
1843
01:13:41.500 --> 01:13:45.380
The prisoner says, patch of blue, and he goes, ah! Okay,
1844
01:13:45.399 --> 01:13:46.239
you can go.
1845
01:13:46.300 --> 01:13:47.539
You're the first.
1846
01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:51.789
I'm putting that down because I- You can go. Here is, uh,
1847
01:13:51.909 --> 01:13:54.750
did you park in our lot? Because we validate.
1848
01:13:56.550 --> 01:13:57.010
Yeah, I did.
1849
01:13:57.050 --> 01:14:07.170
Okay. The guy completely loses his fervor. Patch of blue. Oh, okay.
1850
01:14:07.210 --> 01:14:10.069
So you go out the way you came. Just take
1851
01:14:10.109 --> 01:14:11.029
the elevator.
1852
01:14:11.140 --> 01:14:11.680
I'm crying.
1853
01:14:11.689 --> 01:14:15.960
Do you want me to validate that? Very good. Yeah,
1854
01:14:16.020 --> 01:14:18.279
I'm adding patch of blue because I'd forgotten it because
1855
01:14:18.300 --> 01:14:20.319
we saw Lilies of the Field and Guess Who's Coming
1856
01:14:20.359 --> 01:14:25.199
to Dinner all in the... Sidney Poitier category. In any case. So,
1857
01:14:25.399 --> 01:14:29.039
Shelley Winters took me to Musso and Frank's for the
1858
01:14:29.060 --> 01:14:29.479
first time.
1859
01:14:29.500 --> 01:14:31.340
Oh, my God. That is the ultimate experience.
1860
01:14:31.399 --> 01:14:33.640
Me and her and Farley Granger. Oh, my God.
1861
01:14:33.659 --> 01:14:34.319
Oh, my God.
1862
01:14:34.359 --> 01:14:34.500
Yep.
1863
01:14:34.939 --> 01:14:35.220
Wow.
1864
01:14:35.420 --> 01:14:38.060
She said, get the sand dabs. Sand dabs. They're known
1865
01:14:38.090 --> 01:14:40.130
for their sand dabs. Nobody else serves sand dabs. You
1866
01:14:40.149 --> 01:14:41.090
know the fish sand dabs?
1867
01:14:41.109 --> 01:14:41.619
What is a sand dab?
1868
01:14:41.689 --> 01:14:43.270
At Musso Frank's, you can get the sand dabs still.
1869
01:14:43.289 --> 01:14:43.579
What is it?
1870
01:14:44.029 --> 01:14:44.390
A fish.
1871
01:14:44.689 --> 01:14:48.130
Kind of a fish that you get. It's been fried often.
1872
01:14:48.149 --> 01:14:51.369
The fried sand dabs, kind of a soul, a variation
1873
01:14:51.409 --> 01:14:52.250
of soul, I do believe.
1874
01:14:53.380 --> 01:14:56.680
I just, those, I mean, I live for those experiences.
1875
01:14:56.739 --> 01:14:59.670
I live for the idea that you would see an
1876
01:14:59.729 --> 01:15:02.829
iconic star in a restaurant and you would end up
1877
01:15:02.890 --> 01:15:05.770
hanging out with them. You know, someone you grew up
1878
01:15:05.829 --> 01:15:10.199
watching on TV and I was at some restaurant once
1879
01:15:10.279 --> 01:15:13.300
and Warren Beatty was at another table. And the next
1880
01:15:13.319 --> 01:15:15.380
thing you know, I got invited over and I'm sitting
1881
01:15:15.399 --> 01:15:18.020
with Warren Beatty and he's, I mean, Bonnie and Clyde
1882
01:15:18.060 --> 01:15:20.340
was such a huge deal to me.
1883
01:15:20.359 --> 01:15:21.479
That's how I first ran with my friend.
1884
01:15:21.500 --> 01:15:21.880
Yeah.
1885
01:15:22.079 --> 01:15:24.840
And then I'm sitting there with him and I just
1886
01:15:24.920 --> 01:15:28.300
can't believe it. I'm supposed to play it cool, but
1887
01:15:28.340 --> 01:15:31.739
then you can't because it's too big a moment.
1888
01:15:31.819 --> 01:15:32.390
Just too big.
1889
01:15:33.010 --> 01:15:36.970
Totally amazing. Splendor in the Grass, even before Bonnie and Clyde,
1890
01:15:37.029 --> 01:15:38.890
my parents and I went to, we were in New
1891
01:15:38.930 --> 01:15:42.289
York City, and I think we went to Radio City
1892
01:15:42.350 --> 01:15:45.449
Music Hall, saw the Rockettes, and saw Splendor in the
1893
01:15:45.489 --> 01:15:51.609
Grass with him and I think maybe Natalie Wood. Wow. Yeah, amazing.
1894
01:15:51.649 --> 01:15:53.329
I saw the Rockettes, but I was 50 yards away.
1895
01:15:53.350 --> 01:15:54.069
I was in shrubbery.
1896
01:15:54.399 --> 01:15:54.649
Oh, God.
1897
01:15:54.680 --> 01:15:55.380
Just peering out.
1898
01:15:55.399 --> 01:15:55.949
Oh, God.
1899
01:15:55.979 --> 01:15:59.109
Such a creep. Up in the catwalk.
1900
01:15:59.420 --> 01:16:00.180
Oh, God.
1901
01:16:02.460 --> 01:16:04.649
I'm the only guy that watches the Rockettes from a distance.
1902
01:16:05.729 --> 01:16:08.810
You know you can buy a ticket and be first row. No, no, no,
1903
01:16:08.909 --> 01:16:10.210
I have my own way I like to do it.
1904
01:16:10.250 --> 01:16:11.189
Doesn't do anything for me.
1905
01:16:11.229 --> 01:16:13.119
Yeah, I gotta wait till all of them come out
1906
01:16:13.159 --> 01:16:15.720
together into that field and I'll be behind those shrubs
1907
01:16:15.800 --> 01:16:16.260
over there.
1908
01:16:16.640 --> 01:16:16.899
What?
1909
01:16:17.539 --> 01:16:18.729
How are you gonna get them all out here?
1910
01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:19.810
Salt lick.
1911
01:16:20.270 --> 01:16:21.050
We'll get them out there.
1912
01:16:21.090 --> 01:16:22.670
Salt lick. You lit up.
1913
01:16:23.470 --> 01:16:26.050
Look, I have to wrap this up.
1914
01:16:26.069 --> 01:16:28.430
No, you mustn't.
1915
01:16:28.449 --> 01:16:28.640
I beg you.
1916
01:16:28.649 --> 01:16:29.350
He had a dream he.
1917
01:16:29.369 --> 01:16:30.609
Expects a five-hour podcast.
1918
01:16:30.649 --> 01:16:31.229
We can do this.
1919
01:16:31.329 --> 01:16:31.850
It's okay.
1920
01:16:31.890 --> 01:16:34.510
Okay, we'll do it. We all need to be rehydrated. No,
1921
01:16:34.529 --> 01:16:38.020
I just wanna, it's, my God. I wanna get the
1922
01:16:38.029 --> 01:16:41.859
word out. Because this podcast, I'm not going to brag.
1923
01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:44.979
You can brag. A lot of people hear this podcast.
1924
01:16:44.979 --> 01:16:48.779
43 million, I believe, is the viewership.
1925
01:16:48.859 --> 01:16:52.140
In Hawaii alone. And so what I'm saying, that's just
1926
01:16:52.199 --> 01:16:56.680
on Maui. Everybody listens five times. Yeah, I read 43 million.
1927
01:16:56.739 --> 01:16:59.180
Very successful podcast. Not for me to say.
1928
01:16:59.199 --> 01:17:01.239
Let's not fact check that. It's 43 million.
1929
01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:03.829
Yeah, no reason to look into it. But the point is,
1930
01:17:03.869 --> 01:17:05.289
a lot of people hear it. And so when I
1931
01:17:05.409 --> 01:17:10.550
say Jurassic World podcast, Jurassic World Dominion is coming out,
1932
01:17:10.869 --> 01:17:13.689
and that you are reprising your role as Dr. Ian Malcolm,
1933
01:17:14.109 --> 01:17:16.979
that is going to pack the theaters alone. That alone.
1934
01:17:17.039 --> 01:17:17.739
That's big.
1935
01:17:17.800 --> 01:17:19.340
No one else would watch it otherwise.
1936
01:17:19.439 --> 01:17:20.460
I appreciate you saying that.
1937
01:17:20.500 --> 01:17:21.020
You're brilliant.
1938
01:17:21.119 --> 01:17:23.359
Because that's what they've sent me. That's what I'm representing.
1939
01:17:23.380 --> 01:17:27.970
You know, I represent a lovely company of investors and people.
1940
01:17:27.989 --> 01:17:31.670
All right, let's not turn this into a money thing. No, emotionally,
1941
01:17:31.750 --> 01:17:33.949
emotionally they invested. Colin Trevorrow, the director.
1942
01:17:33.970 --> 01:17:34.050
Yeah.
1943
01:17:35.430 --> 01:17:39.060
Steven Spielberg is still at the top of the pyramid. Yes,
1944
01:17:39.100 --> 01:17:40.479
godfathering this all the way through.
1945
01:17:40.500 --> 01:17:40.960
But let's be honest.
1946
01:17:41.039 --> 01:17:43.140
You are the butts in seats of this movie.
1947
01:17:43.439 --> 01:17:43.600
Yeah.
1948
01:17:43.720 --> 01:17:44.659
I'm sorry. I was going to say it.
1949
01:17:44.680 --> 01:17:44.880
Yeah.
1950
01:17:46.029 --> 01:17:49.000
That's what I... That's how I felt. And as much
1951
01:17:49.039 --> 01:17:52.930
as everyone else was spectacular, but you and one of
1952
01:17:52.970 --> 01:17:55.750
the dinosaurs really, I can't remember which one. It's one
1953
01:17:55.770 --> 01:17:59.149
of the velociraptors. The velociraptors, come on. It'd be great
1954
01:17:59.170 --> 01:18:02.770
if you got everybody back except one velociraptor held out. Like,
1955
01:18:02.829 --> 01:18:03.340
fuck it.
1956
01:18:03.380 --> 01:18:04.310
The Robert Duvall.
1957
01:18:04.350 --> 01:18:04.640
Yeah.
1958
01:18:04.720 --> 01:18:06.420
I was gonna say Robert Duvall.
1959
01:18:06.439 --> 01:18:06.979
Godfather.
1960
01:18:07.140 --> 01:18:08.180
Yeah, like, fuck it.
1961
01:18:08.640 --> 01:18:13.539
You meet my price or I'm not showing up. That's right.
1962
01:18:13.579 --> 01:18:15.560
Can I just take a second to share my notes
1963
01:18:15.699 --> 01:18:18.090
for this episode? this episode of the podcast?
1964
01:18:18.149 --> 01:18:21.949
Yes. Yes. Perfection, erotic ideal.
1965
01:18:22.010 --> 01:18:22.229
Yep.
1966
01:18:22.489 --> 01:18:22.930
Wow.
1967
01:18:23.329 --> 01:18:24.529
That was just what, wow.
1968
01:18:24.569 --> 01:18:25.090
There we go.
1969
01:18:25.149 --> 01:18:26.050
That really was.
1970
01:18:26.149 --> 01:18:28.770
Yeah, I got to, we should do, I have, we
1971
01:18:28.810 --> 01:18:30.069
have many more hours of fun to have.
1972
01:18:30.090 --> 01:18:31.329
You know, you have to come, you have to come
1973
01:18:31.369 --> 01:18:34.949
back because my time with you is, is serious. I'm
1974
01:18:34.979 --> 01:18:36.960
going to be sincere and it's hard for me to
1975
01:18:36.979 --> 01:18:40.239
do that. But you're one of my favorite people. You
1976
01:18:40.340 --> 01:18:44.119
really are. You too, man. And I just absolutely love
1977
01:18:44.159 --> 01:18:47.550
talking to you and, It is whenever we're together, whether
1978
01:18:47.590 --> 01:18:51.100
it's been on the show or this podcast it is
1979
01:18:51.300 --> 01:18:53.760
unlike any other experience I have. And it means a
1980
01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:55.960
lot to me. And so when I heard that you
1981
01:18:55.979 --> 01:18:58.319
were going to come in and inaugurate our new studio,
1982
01:18:58.979 --> 01:19:00.579
my head blew up. It exploded.
1983
01:19:00.680 --> 01:19:03.300
Well, me too. I've been looking forward to this terrifically.
1984
01:19:03.539 --> 01:19:06.800
And these are my favorite. These are peak experiences for me.
1985
01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:09.060
And people come up to me on the street anecdotally
1986
01:19:09.079 --> 01:19:12.390
and say, you and Conan, you and Conan, you and Conan.
1987
01:19:12.409 --> 01:19:13.409
See, we got to do something.
1988
01:19:13.449 --> 01:19:13.810
They do.
1989
01:19:13.869 --> 01:19:16.250
Well, I think so too. I've been screen tested and
1990
01:19:16.289 --> 01:19:19.909
apparently it's not good. It won't be a film, but
1991
01:19:20.090 --> 01:19:23.350
maybe an animated project. Something where my face is mostly hidden.
1992
01:19:24.170 --> 01:19:28.800
And you're singing authentically a lot. I like that. And
1993
01:19:28.960 --> 01:19:33.520
I just saw a documentary about– or some kind of
1994
01:19:34.279 --> 01:19:36.779
thing about talk show, the history of talk shows and
1995
01:19:36.800 --> 01:19:38.939
the current– did you see this one? There are many
1996
01:19:38.979 --> 01:19:39.140
of them.
1997
01:19:39.159 --> 01:19:39.840
I don't watch those.
1998
01:19:39.899 --> 01:19:43.000
I love them all. And this one particularly said, here's
1999
01:19:43.119 --> 01:19:47.050
why amongst the current crop in the last few decades–
2000
01:19:47.979 --> 01:19:51.939
Conan O'Brien reigns supreme. He's cracked the code and why
2001
01:19:52.079 --> 01:19:55.859
he's at the pinnacle of what this needs to be
2002
01:19:55.939 --> 01:19:57.479
right now, et cetera, et cetera.
2003
01:19:57.640 --> 01:20:01.380
Are you uncomfortable? No, I'm not uncomfortable. I just don't
2004
01:20:01.439 --> 01:20:05.039
believe that that exists. They're talking about this Conan O'Brien?
2005
01:20:05.279 --> 01:20:07.779
It's an Irish Conan O'Brien. This guy makes.
2006
01:20:07.720 --> 01:20:10.479
A very good case for exactly why. It's a very
2007
01:20:10.579 --> 01:20:11.850
erudite and- There.
2008
01:20:11.699 --> 01:20:15.489
Is a guy named Conrad O'Ryan in Dublin who's huge.
2009
01:20:16.170 --> 01:20:17.319
And he's really cracked the code.
2010
01:20:17.560 --> 01:20:18.420
That's very cool.
2011
01:20:18.479 --> 01:20:19.180
Well, it's true.
2012
01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:19.859
It's true. It's true.
2013
01:20:19.899 --> 01:20:20.420
Well, Jeff.
2014
01:20:20.460 --> 01:20:23.279
And you all together. I mean, I'm really struck with
2015
01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:23.779
all of you.
2016
01:20:23.970 --> 01:20:25.250
Oh, come on.
2017
01:20:25.270 --> 01:20:26.829
Stop it. Jeff Goldblum.
2018
01:20:26.869 --> 01:20:28.649
You pronounced my name right.
2019
01:20:29.250 --> 01:20:32.920
There should be a perfume, not Obsession, but Movesession.
2020
01:20:33.340 --> 01:20:33.409
Oh!
2021
01:20:34.300 --> 01:20:36.239
I'm wearing the new, I'm obsessed.
2022
01:20:37.060 --> 01:20:38.960
Oh my God, it's gonna smell like garlic.
2023
01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:41.119
Yeah, I was gonna say.
2024
01:20:41.199 --> 01:20:44.279
And gorley, and gorley. Is it, what's, how do you say,
2025
01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:45.739
what's that vowel exactly?
2026
01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:46.029
Is it?
2027
01:20:46.359 --> 01:20:46.720
Gore.
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01:20:46.979 --> 01:20:49.840
Gore, like gore, like gore. Gorley. Gorley.
2029
01:20:50.020 --> 01:20:53.739
Yeah, although when I went to Ireland, they said it's girly. Ah, girly.
2030
01:20:53.810 --> 01:20:55.100
Is it really?
2031
01:20:55.229 --> 01:20:57.229
Well, they were just saying, you seem kind of girly. Yeah,
2032
01:20:57.590 --> 01:20:58.310
I think so.
2033
01:20:58.390 --> 01:21:02.409
Ah, you seem girly to me. I said it's girly because, no,
2034
01:21:02.489 --> 01:21:03.010
it's girly.
2035
01:21:03.050 --> 01:21:03.710
Oh, trust me.
2036
01:21:04.090 --> 01:21:07.489
We saw you walking down the street, and it was girly.
2037
01:21:07.750 --> 01:21:09.930
Well, you three have made me very, very happy for
2038
01:21:09.970 --> 01:21:11.229
many hours, and will continue to be.
2039
01:21:11.250 --> 01:21:12.810
You have delighted us, and you're coming back.
2040
01:21:13.069 --> 01:21:15.149
I want to. I want to, along with, you know,
2041
01:21:15.189 --> 01:21:17.489
I've seen every single Schlansky.
2042
01:21:18.590 --> 01:21:19.069
Oh my God.
2043
01:21:19.109 --> 01:21:20.300
Every single schlansky.
2044
01:21:20.310 --> 01:21:20.680
Boo, boo.
2045
01:21:20.880 --> 01:21:21.340
Really?
2046
01:21:22.100 --> 01:21:22.939
Really?
2047
01:21:23.060 --> 01:21:25.659
I laugh out loud over and over again. I've seen
2048
01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:28.020
them multiple times. No, no, and it's all true. That's
2049
01:21:28.060 --> 01:21:28.539
the one thing.
2050
01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:32.850
I've been in the darkest regions, darkest, most remote corners
2051
01:21:32.890 --> 01:21:35.789
of the world, and people will literally come out from
2052
01:21:35.829 --> 01:21:39.529
behind a rock and say, is he being real?
2053
01:21:39.550 --> 01:21:39.810
I know.
2054
01:21:39.850 --> 01:21:41.819
And I'll go, yes, he's being real. And then they
2055
01:21:41.859 --> 01:21:42.800
go back under the rock.
2056
01:21:42.859 --> 01:21:46.000
You're never funnier when he's driving you mad.
2057
01:21:46.039 --> 01:21:46.840
It's just great.
2058
01:21:47.100 --> 01:21:47.840
Oh my God.
2059
01:21:48.239 --> 01:21:48.800
Well, anyway.
2060
01:21:48.819 --> 01:21:49.520
You know what?
2061
01:21:49.619 --> 01:21:50.060
I could go on.
2062
01:21:50.800 --> 01:21:51.039
Mr.
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01:21:51.079 --> 01:21:54.000
Goldblum, Mr. Jeff Goldblum, you're the finest man that ever lived.
2064
01:21:54.020 --> 01:21:56.189
Conan Christopher O'Brien. Oh my God.
2065
01:21:56.659 --> 01:21:58.090
Yes, you are the finest.
2066
01:21:57.850 --> 01:21:59.789
Man that's ever lived.
2067
01:21:59.810 --> 01:22:00.350
Oh, you're better.
2068
01:22:00.750 --> 01:22:01.189
Sorry.
2069
01:22:01.229 --> 01:22:01.590
You're better.
2070
01:22:01.949 --> 01:22:02.949
I'm taking you to a sizzler.
2071
01:22:02.989 --> 01:22:03.350
We're going.
2072
01:22:03.390 --> 01:22:04.229
Let's go.
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01:22:04.250 --> 01:22:04.729
Langostino.
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Langostino.
2075
01:22:06.260 --> 01:22:07.340
Langoustinos.
2076
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Goodbye.
2077
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Goodbye.
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I know what you mean, Coo Collum.
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Leaping vast distances, holding off armies.
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Eating tons of fresh grass.
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We have to just take a second here and wallow
2111
01:23:43.579 --> 01:23:47.399
in the joyousness of Jeff Goldblum. And we never do this.
2112
01:23:47.439 --> 01:23:50.100
We talk to the guests, then we move on with matters.
2113
01:23:50.159 --> 01:23:54.739
But Jeff Goldblum came in here. He is just an
2114
01:23:54.880 --> 01:23:58.989
energy field. He is calming, but also enervating at the
2115
01:23:59.029 --> 01:24:06.909
same time. He electrifies, solidifies. There's no compromise. I have
2116
01:24:06.949 --> 01:24:11.640
real nice thighs. No, no, he's incredible. He does it.
2117
01:24:12.270 --> 01:24:14.949
He's one of my, I got to say, and I
2118
01:24:14.989 --> 01:24:17.340
was really looking forward to Seeing him today, and then
2119
01:24:17.359 --> 01:24:20.159
to see how happy he was to see you, Matt Gourley,
2120
01:24:20.220 --> 01:24:22.779
and you, Sonam of Sesi, and he knew you as people.
2121
01:24:23.100 --> 01:24:25.699
As human beings. Yeah, and you know, a lot of celebrities,
2122
01:24:26.199 --> 01:24:27.869
they come in and they're like, oh my God, it's Conan,
2123
01:24:27.890 --> 01:24:29.390
it's Conan, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
2124
01:24:29.409 --> 01:24:30.250
I've never heard that.
2125
01:24:30.550 --> 01:24:32.050
I've never heard anybody say, oh.
2126
01:24:31.970 --> 01:24:33.770
My God, it's Conan. I know, I keep trying to
2127
01:24:33.789 --> 01:24:35.649
get them to say it. I know. I have a
2128
01:24:35.689 --> 01:24:36.609
cue card I hold up.
2129
01:24:36.670 --> 01:24:38.579
I think Cato Kaelin was the only one.
2130
01:24:38.609 --> 01:24:42.539
Cato Kaelin said it, yeah, but he was- Testifying. That's
2131
01:24:42.939 --> 01:24:47.020
not funny.
2132
01:24:47.159 --> 01:24:47.739
But anyway, no.
2133
01:24:48.460 --> 01:24:50.979
Please, murder. When time passes, murders are okay.
2134
01:24:51.079 --> 01:24:51.359
Okay.
2135
01:24:51.739 --> 01:24:56.359
It's laughable. Anyway, my point is that, you know, he
2136
01:24:56.420 --> 01:24:59.539
saw me as a human being, not as some godlike creature,
2137
01:24:59.840 --> 01:25:02.460
and he was so thrilled to see you guys as well.
2138
01:25:02.479 --> 01:25:03.000
Oh, man.
2139
01:25:03.199 --> 01:25:06.460
He's a human electrolyte. He just gives you energy, like
2140
01:25:06.479 --> 01:25:09.100
you were saying, and And we know that he listens
2141
01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:11.220
to all these segments and stuff. So this is as
2142
01:25:11.260 --> 01:25:13.579
much for him, how.
2143
01:25:12.720 --> 01:25:14.899
Much we loved him. Jeff, we absolutely love you. We
2144
01:25:14.939 --> 01:25:19.590
know that he listens to the podcast. So unless he's
2145
01:25:19.609 --> 01:25:23.590
an incredible con artist who paid someone to listen because
2146
01:25:23.609 --> 01:25:28.520
he said, I can't listen to that crap. Oh, no, no. No,
2147
01:25:28.939 --> 01:25:30.689
unless he paid someone to listen and take notes. We
2148
01:25:30.710 --> 01:25:31.449
could put a test in there.
2149
01:25:31.489 --> 01:25:33.630
Jeff, if you're listening to this, to prove it, come
2150
01:25:33.670 --> 01:25:35.470
over to my house and watch some James Bond.
2151
01:25:35.270 --> 01:25:36.420
Movies with me.
2152
01:25:36.430 --> 01:25:38.449
Oh, Matt, that got sad quick.
2153
01:25:38.710 --> 01:25:39.609
Just please come over.
2154
01:25:39.649 --> 01:25:41.649
Yeah, I know. That's better.
2155
01:25:42.229 --> 01:25:43.130
Do you have friends?
2156
01:25:43.430 --> 01:25:44.069
Oh, God, no.
2157
01:25:44.439 --> 01:25:44.729
You don't?
2158
01:25:44.770 --> 01:25:45.619
No, not a one.
2159
01:25:46.380 --> 01:25:47.979
That just occurred to me. I don't know if you
2160
01:25:48.020 --> 01:25:50.279
have friends and you have people that you podcast with
2161
01:25:50.539 --> 01:25:53.869
and you shuttle from place to place. podcasting with people
2162
01:25:53.909 --> 01:25:55.750
you may not really know well on a human level,
2163
01:25:55.770 --> 01:25:57.329
but do you have friends that come over and do
2164
01:25:57.350 --> 01:25:58.520
the things that you like to do?
2165
01:25:58.800 --> 01:26:00.079
Yeah, I'm a human being.
2166
01:26:00.279 --> 01:26:02.920
Well, I don't know. I've never heard you reference a friend.
2167
01:26:02.939 --> 01:26:04.460
Do you really think he didn't have any friends?
2168
01:26:04.479 --> 01:26:04.800
I don't know.
2169
01:26:05.380 --> 01:26:07.779
You know that I have friends. Well, now Jeff Goldblum's
2170
01:26:07.819 --> 01:26:09.539
my friend, so I do have a friend.
2171
01:26:10.060 --> 01:26:13.390
Oh, now I'm not sure either. You're not sure? Yeah.
2172
01:26:14.260 --> 01:26:17.600
Jeff, come on, let's prove these knuckleheads wrong.
2173
01:26:17.720 --> 01:26:20.130
Your friends are all people you saw on TV and
2174
01:26:20.149 --> 01:26:21.609
movie when you were kids in your mind.
2175
01:26:21.890 --> 01:26:22.590
I'm E.T.
2176
01:26:22.810 --> 01:26:24.750
Last night I had dinner with Gumby.
2177
01:26:25.880 --> 01:26:26.359
Gumby?
2178
01:26:26.579 --> 01:26:28.939
This is supposed to be a Jeff Goldblum praise session.
2179
01:26:29.020 --> 01:26:29.840
Yeah, that's true.
2180
01:26:29.960 --> 01:26:31.060
I love him so much.
2181
01:26:31.159 --> 01:26:31.460
Yeah.
2182
01:26:31.880 --> 01:26:34.060
He doesn't have to know who we are, me and Matt,
2183
01:26:34.100 --> 01:26:35.710
and he does. That says a lot about him.
2184
01:26:35.720 --> 01:26:38.039
Let me ask you a question. Ladies love that man.
2185
01:26:38.340 --> 01:26:39.039
Love him.
2186
01:26:39.359 --> 01:26:42.310
And I understand because, you know, again, we have a
2187
01:26:42.689 --> 01:26:43.600
similar frame.
2188
01:26:43.649 --> 01:26:44.470
Okay, don't do that.
2189
01:26:44.689 --> 01:26:46.829
Don't do that. I don't understand. Before you go down
2190
01:26:46.850 --> 01:26:48.050
that road. No, but what I don't understand. He said
2191
01:26:48.069 --> 01:26:50.250
like not. No, I can handle it. I can handle it.
2192
01:26:50.350 --> 01:26:53.229
Why is it that there's a fork in the road?
2193
01:26:53.250 --> 01:26:53.789
Confidence.
2194
01:26:54.449 --> 01:26:54.989
Swagger.
2195
01:26:55.090 --> 01:26:55.430
Yeah.
2196
01:26:55.850 --> 01:26:56.149
Ease.
2197
01:26:56.270 --> 01:26:59.069
You know how at a time Porsche and Volkswagen had
2198
01:26:59.109 --> 01:27:00.890
the same engine?
2199
01:27:00.909 --> 01:27:01.449
Mm-hmm.
2200
01:27:01.970 --> 01:27:02.689
That's the difference.
2201
01:27:03.109 --> 01:27:07.649
It's also, it's like- No, I can handle it. I
2202
01:27:07.670 --> 01:27:08.470
really want to know.
2203
01:27:08.649 --> 01:27:11.989
He is a chill person who seems very comfortable in
2204
01:27:12.010 --> 01:27:15.220
his skin and very confident. Not that you're not, but
2205
01:27:15.260 --> 01:27:17.600
it seems like he's been that way much longer than
2206
01:27:17.800 --> 01:27:20.359
you have. I feel like you went through a very
2207
01:27:20.779 --> 01:27:23.819
awkward phase where you were like, oh, I don't like myself.
2208
01:27:23.939 --> 01:27:25.939
No. That was me. No, but what I'm saying is
2209
01:27:25.960 --> 01:27:32.159
that it does amaze me that He does have something
2210
01:27:32.199 --> 01:27:34.180
that I wish I had that I don't have.
2211
01:27:34.279 --> 01:27:34.739
Oh, me too.
2212
01:27:34.760 --> 01:27:38.300
You know, and I'm being completely honest. He has, he
2213
01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:41.180
does have an ease and he's always in the center.
2214
01:27:41.560 --> 01:27:44.859
He's always centered. I think that's incredible to be centered
2215
01:27:44.880 --> 01:27:46.720
like that all the time. And he's like a tuning
2216
01:27:46.779 --> 01:27:51.119
fork that's perfectly vibrating with the universe. And I feel
2217
01:27:51.159 --> 01:27:54.149
like I'm a, you know, like a- You're just a fork. Yeah,
2218
01:27:54.159 --> 01:27:57.449
like a fork that was eating clams, but someone didn't
2219
01:27:57.470 --> 01:27:59.529
wash it afterwards and then it fell in some sand.
2220
01:28:00.180 --> 01:28:02.220
And it's got some clam juice and sand on it.
2221
01:28:02.279 --> 01:28:03.000
It's pretty good.
2222
01:28:03.079 --> 01:28:03.319
Yeah.
2223
01:28:03.539 --> 01:28:07.189
Do you think we like him because he's nice to us? Oh, right.
2224
01:28:07.250 --> 01:28:09.810
Maybe if you tried being nice to me and Matt,
2225
01:28:09.909 --> 01:28:13.390
then we would like mom. Maybe still not then.
2226
01:28:13.670 --> 01:28:14.550
You get a paycheck, right?
2227
01:28:15.010 --> 01:28:16.949
That's not being nice to someone.
2228
01:28:16.970 --> 01:28:17.729
You get a paycheck.
2229
01:28:17.770 --> 01:28:20.260
I'm your employee. That doesn't mean you're nice to me.
2230
01:28:20.270 --> 01:28:22.449
It's kind of worse because it's like you're paying her
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01:28:22.550 --> 01:28:23.649
to be belligerent.
2232
01:28:23.710 --> 01:28:23.890
You.
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01:28:24.090 --> 01:28:25.890
The fact that you even thought about- Do you do
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01:28:25.949 --> 01:28:26.630
okay with me?
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01:28:26.640 --> 01:28:27.039
I do.
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01:28:27.060 --> 01:28:27.449
Yeah, I do.
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01:28:27.479 --> 01:28:29.979
Would you say that, I mean, are there a lot
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01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:32.220
of other people just sending you money besides me?
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01:28:32.460 --> 01:28:33.340
Nobody else is.
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01:28:33.460 --> 01:28:34.159
Okay.
2241
01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:36.069
Then I'm a good guy and I'm your friend.
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01:28:36.090 --> 01:28:36.560
No, you can't do it.
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01:28:36.590 --> 01:28:37.989
That doesn't decide how nice this works.
2244
01:28:38.010 --> 01:28:38.529
It's not a transaction.
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01:28:38.550 --> 01:28:39.770
What are you talking about?
2246
01:28:39.789 --> 01:28:42.260
Jeff, Goldblum asks nothing and gives everything.
2247
01:28:42.680 --> 01:28:44.899
You are a transaction. Do you get a paycheck from?
2248
01:28:45.100 --> 01:28:46.920
Why are you pointing at me? You profit from me
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01:28:46.979 --> 01:28:47.920
as well.
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01:28:48.260 --> 01:28:49.739
In a roundabout way, I do, yes.
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01:28:50.020 --> 01:28:52.920
In a roundabout way. Full disclosure. Okay, I didn't realize
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01:28:53.060 --> 01:28:55.699
you were just here on a voluntary basis. No, I've
2253
01:28:55.739 --> 01:28:58.810
seen you driving, since the podcast blew up and suddenly
2254
01:28:58.829 --> 01:29:01.869
you're driving a Bentley. No. Yes, you're driving a Bentley on,
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01:29:01.890 --> 01:29:05.949
you know, just on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah. You know, and-
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01:29:06.060 --> 01:29:09.619
Classic girls. Yeah, and whoa, your license plate suddenly Pod
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01:29:09.699 --> 01:29:14.930
King and you're driving around. You guys have both- Pod
2258
01:29:14.939 --> 01:29:17.689
King is seven letters. And your kids wear these like
2259
01:29:18.069 --> 01:29:20.729
crazy satin outfits that you have handmade for them now
2260
01:29:20.770 --> 01:29:24.109
that the podcast blew up. And so both of you have,
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01:29:24.310 --> 01:29:27.149
your lives have been changed by knowing me, which means
2262
01:29:27.170 --> 01:29:29.210
you have to like me. You have to.
2263
01:29:29.250 --> 01:29:31.220
You know that's not how it works.
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01:29:31.229 --> 01:29:31.640
It should work.
2265
01:29:31.850 --> 01:29:33.060
You can't buy friendship.
2266
01:29:33.079 --> 01:29:33.800
That's not how it works.
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01:29:33.819 --> 01:29:34.560
Yes, you can.
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01:29:34.579 --> 01:29:35.039
No, you can't.
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01:29:35.060 --> 01:29:36.720
That's why I moved to Los Angeles.
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01:29:37.100 --> 01:29:37.720
You can.
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01:29:37.859 --> 01:29:43.119
No. You can. Sona and I are friends. All of
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01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:45.979
my friends work for me. And I'm very comfortable with
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01:29:46.020 --> 01:29:48.140
that because if any of them piss me off, I
2274
01:29:48.159 --> 01:29:50.060
can terminate that friendship very easily.
2275
01:29:50.079 --> 01:29:52.970
I wonder why we like Jeff Goldblum more than you.
2276
01:29:52.989 --> 01:29:53.069
Yeah.
2277
01:29:53.899 --> 01:29:54.979
I still don't understand it.
2278
01:29:54.979 --> 01:29:58.529
He's my favorite tall person. And he just exudes this
2279
01:29:58.569 --> 01:29:59.590
like sense of ease.
2280
01:29:59.649 --> 01:30:00.170
And you know what?
2281
01:30:00.229 --> 01:30:02.289
He doesn't have to pay me for me to like him.
2282
01:30:02.310 --> 01:30:02.689
Yeah.
2283
01:30:02.869 --> 01:30:04.220
And that says a lot.
2284
01:30:04.920 --> 01:30:06.600
This is interesting. I have to look more into this.
2285
01:30:07.060 --> 01:30:11.140
Into friendship? Into the concept of being nice.
2286
01:30:11.180 --> 01:30:13.739
He leads with love. You lead with fear.
2287
01:30:13.960 --> 01:30:14.399
Yes.
2288
01:30:14.920 --> 01:30:16.390
No. Stalin did that.
2289
01:30:16.439 --> 01:30:16.939
Yeah, I know.
2290
01:30:16.970 --> 01:30:18.390
He controlled.
2291
01:30:18.520 --> 01:30:19.069
Stalin.
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01:30:19.550 --> 01:30:20.789
Joseph Stalin.
2293
01:30:21.170 --> 01:30:25.130
Oh, so now we're going to rip on Joseph Stalin.
2294
01:30:25.869 --> 01:30:32.229
I love how there's no sacred cows anymore. Everybody gets
2295
01:30:32.289 --> 01:30:34.770
torn down. Everybody gets torn down.
2296
01:30:34.789 --> 01:30:36.180
Not Jeff Goldblum.
2297
01:30:36.229 --> 01:30:37.899
And now it's Joseph Stalin.
2298
01:30:37.960 --> 01:30:42.479
Jesus, no one's safe in this hypersensitive era. Jeff Goldblum
2299
01:30:42.500 --> 01:30:43.100
is an angel.
2300
01:30:43.520 --> 01:30:46.600
He's an absolute angel. He's such a sweet person.
2301
01:30:46.699 --> 01:30:48.100
He might be an alien.
2302
01:30:49.439 --> 01:30:52.520
He is. We should stick the landing on this. He
2303
01:30:52.729 --> 01:30:57.239
is such an unusually... He's an unusual person. There's no
2304
01:30:57.260 --> 01:30:59.939
one else quite like him. And I do have to
2305
01:30:59.979 --> 01:31:02.939
tell you that when I– in my travels, people always
2306
01:31:02.979 --> 01:31:04.100
bring up to me, oh, my God, I love it
2307
01:31:04.119 --> 01:31:06.739
when Jeff Goldblum is on the podcast or he's on
2308
01:31:06.760 --> 01:31:12.859
the show. He brings an energy that immediately transforms the experience.
2309
01:31:13.470 --> 01:31:15.550
I think we all are changed by him when we're
2310
01:31:15.569 --> 01:31:19.130
in his– he creates like a biosphere, a Jeff Goldblum
2311
01:31:19.170 --> 01:31:21.689
biosphere that's very enjoyable. Yeah. Yeah.
2312
01:31:22.079 --> 01:31:26.130
And he remembers everybody. He's just, he like, when he
2313
01:31:26.170 --> 01:31:28.810
looks at you, he looks at you and he knows
2314
01:31:28.850 --> 01:31:31.390
your name and he remembers you. And that goes a
2315
01:31:31.409 --> 01:31:31.649
long way.
2316
01:31:31.670 --> 01:31:34.390
Yeah, but I don't, again, I have a list of
2317
01:31:34.449 --> 01:31:37.449
all the employees. I can consult them. I don't think
2318
01:31:37.470 --> 01:31:38.930
you even know my name. I can go to Jeff
2319
01:31:38.989 --> 01:31:41.220
Ross now. I don't need to. All I have to
2320
01:31:41.260 --> 01:31:43.220
do is go to Jeff Ross or Adam Sachs and say,
2321
01:31:43.319 --> 01:31:45.920
the guy with the... You know, he's kind of a
2322
01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:49.000
hipster and he lives in Pasadena. And they'll be like, yeah,
2323
01:31:49.039 --> 01:31:51.699
Matt Gourley. And I'll be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
2324
01:31:51.819 --> 01:31:55.810
tell him I wished him a happy Christmas. I got
2325
01:31:55.819 --> 01:31:58.470
to get out of here. My helicopter's waiting.
2326
01:31:58.550 --> 01:32:00.550
It's me. Wait, what?
2327
01:32:00.569 --> 01:32:02.149
Yeah, my helicopter's waiting.
2328
01:32:02.170 --> 01:32:07.149
That's your helicopter.
2329
01:32:07.189 --> 01:32:09.649
God, your helicopter is ill.
2330
01:32:09.850 --> 01:32:10.109
Yeah.
2331
01:32:12.779 --> 01:32:14.729
Wait, how does the helicopter....
2332
01:32:15.680 --> 01:32:18.960
No, but mine is different. Mine runs on pure malice.
2333
01:32:21.279 --> 01:32:22.359
It's very eco-friendly.
2334
01:32:22.380 --> 01:32:27.649
It's also super pervy somehow.
2335
01:32:28.170 --> 01:32:28.630
Wow.
2336
01:32:29.090 --> 01:32:29.289
Mr.
2337
01:32:29.310 --> 01:32:32.029
O'Brien, you must really hate people today. We've got 600,000 miles.
2338
01:32:37.399 --> 01:32:39.579
I just get in it and put an electrode on
2339
01:32:39.619 --> 01:32:40.039
my head.
2340
01:32:40.060 --> 01:32:44.039
Who are you mad at?
2341
01:32:44.539 --> 01:32:47.859
And it leaves a noxious cloud of just pure bad
2342
01:32:47.930 --> 01:32:48.670
intent behind me.
2343
01:32:48.659 --> 01:32:50.810
Metaphorically, that's what's going on here.
2344
01:32:50.909 --> 01:32:51.149
All right.
2345
01:32:51.170 --> 01:32:55.829
Well, anyway, Jeff Goldblum, if you're listening right now, naked
2346
01:32:55.909 --> 01:32:59.170
in the lotus position as you meditate, as he does
2347
01:32:59.250 --> 01:33:00.829
every night, we love you.
2348
01:33:01.090 --> 01:33:01.430
We do.
2349
01:33:01.529 --> 01:33:02.060
We love you.
2350
01:33:02.380 --> 01:33:04.779
See you next week at my house for James Bond.
2351
01:33:04.800 --> 01:33:04.979
Okay.
2352
01:33:05.079 --> 01:33:05.979
Let's cut it there.
2353
01:33:06.239 --> 01:33:06.399
Okay.
2354
01:33:11.010 --> 01:33:14.449
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