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Here we are again.
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We are four comedians draft in the land of Dungeons and Dragons.
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How are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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Whoa!
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This is Comic Quest.
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I actually think we should roll for it.
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Under ten, it's rat above ten, it's should we all roll?
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Yeah.
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What does that mean?
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Doing this three.
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Oh yeah, best of three.
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Under ten is rat, above ten is escape.
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Oh wow.
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Three.
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So that's one for rat.
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One for escape.
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Okay.
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Rat.
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Okay, right it is.
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Okay.
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Well, we've just been recording that, so you may have helped us make the decisions of what we're doing in this episode.
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Uh in a previous episode, uh Don Baldree befriended a rat called Ashley Cole who had his rat army.
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You may have noticed that those rats just disappeared.
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Sadly.
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Just gone into the night.
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But uh what we've what we've decided to do is it's really different from eye to eye as well.
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Yeah.
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Oh well, there's two different prescriptions.
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We better try on Tom's glasses first.
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Wow.
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What we're gonna do is we're gonna Well now I can see everybody.
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How cool, and I can see.
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They are good signals.
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We're gonna play as members of the Rat Army who uh the while the cool cock case and escapes have been going on, the rat army's been working on a secret mission, and we'll reveal and figure out the secret mission as the game.
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Hell yeah, we have.
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What are our rat voices?
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Well, that's too.
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Hi, everybody.
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I was new.
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Hey, hey, hey, super sustainable, perfect.
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Oh do that all day.
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Okay.
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What's yours?
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I might be a wee jordie rat.
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Nah, nah, nah.
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Didn't like it.
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Didn't like it.
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Come find me.
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Okay.
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I got choose.
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Well, I might be a wee Jordi.
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I'm going to be a far eastern rat.
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I am going to be I'm going to be a French rat.
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Oh, that's quite good.
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I'm a French rat.
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That's quite good.
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That's quite good.
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Well, lock.
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I dock it.
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Sounds sounds pretty French if frog to me.
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French frog.
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Do they still say frog?
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Does it still fall?
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Do they still say frogs in front?
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No, no, no.
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I mean, it's a granny.
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Le Pen.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But oh man, see, I don't this is where I'm going.
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Am I about to get educated?
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And I'll have to reflect.
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Probably nerd.
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But if that's ever if that's ever your instinct, the answer is probably yes.
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Okay, then I'm not gonna Well, I just remember, Liam, you're on your first thing.
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I can't even remember why.
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It sounds derogatory.
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It does.
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It totally is.
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Nobody's ever been on the fog unless it's in a good way.
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Yeah.
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I'll find my uh voice on the night.
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I'll do it on the night.
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It'll come to me.
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Fuck it, we'll do it live.
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Yes, fuck it.
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We'll do it.
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We'll do it live.
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So uh you you d you just gotta pull out this uh I was gonna ask if you wanted to do it.
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I'm not to Australian.
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Oh Australian rat.
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So I was gonna ask you why I give your rat.
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No, fuck it, New Zealand.
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Easy.
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I was gonna ask you why I give your rats a wee bit of backstory if you wanted, that's up to you.
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Yes, my name is Claire, and I am a French speaking rat because French speaking?
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Yes.
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So you speak in French?
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Well, um France.
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Please try and do the whole episode in French.
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Uh d'accord.
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Uh, she can actually do it.
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Somebody was in grade eight listening to French.
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Uh uh.
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Is this good for the episode though?
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It could be good for the five lessons.
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Yeah.
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Oh, they'll hate this.
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They'll hate this.
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Uh film Ratatouille.
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Your favorite film is Ratatouille?
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No, it's like my life is like the film Ratatouille.
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Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
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So I was little rat, uh boom boom, shot at wow, trauma.
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And then I went in the river and I went woo-do-do, and I was in the and uh in the sewers, and then I uh whenever I ate cheese and crackers, I could see colours.
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And uh that's accurate, this is all in the film.
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That's all in the film.
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And but yeah, my name is Travis.
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It's a great little rare little I oh my god.
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Um I had a family, and and uh but I left them because uh I'm actually in the middle of the film rather to me.
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So I've just been separated from my family, and I found a gang of rats, and so I'm trying to find my family.
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I I got uh do you know that movie uh where he's a like Fifel?
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Where it's a little he's a little mouse, and they're they go to New York and they're like a Jewish family of of mice, and um and it's this whole story.
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Five or five You guys didn't watch it.
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Once upon a time are you all in New York?
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What?
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I don't have another one.
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I think it's one I mean I don't want to tell the French person how it's pressed, but I think it's Eiffel, maybe you're trying to say, as in the L.
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I will go to Tom and Tom's lap.
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Which was that called?
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Maya.
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Well, my I'm Cleatus.
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Cleatus.
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And uh sorry, real quick.
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Look at him! Five Elmskovitz.
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Oh that's once upon a time, right?
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Was that the movie?
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I I I want to say I got that right.
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An American tale.
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I knew I was close.
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I knew I was close.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I knew I was big.
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I don't believe everything.
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Separated from his family, but then they find him.
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It's a beautiful film.
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And then he goes, uh Five Goes West, where he turns into a mega.
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I've seen Five Goes West.
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Yeah.
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So you saw the sequel, but not the original.
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That's crazy.
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Anyway, so sorry.
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Um Clitis the Clites.
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Don't worry, I like the backstory of anything.
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Really?
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Well, I was uh I was I was born um bayou uh way back when uh um from a litter of 32, I'm the only surviving member.
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I've never met my parents before, and I and I how come you never met your parents?
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Well, everybody see, I was in we were we were down there and it was a cold snap, and more I watched most of my brothers die.
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I had to eat a few of them to stay at all.
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I had the feeling he ate some of them.
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Yeah, well, I'm a rat, you know, it's not uncommon to eat your kin.
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Uh but I did not I did not know uh my parents, so I've been on I've been wandering around trying to find a family that I could be a part of.
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It's beautiful.
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And when when the rat army came along and and he saw I was I had no no clothes or no money, they just came and they invited me into their family, and I've been I've been killing for them ever since.
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That's what I do.
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I mean, until somebody says that I'm not allowed to hang out with you anymore, uh I'll be part of this army probably for the rest of my life.
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And I hope I don't have to eat any of these.
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Opportunist cannibalism.
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We should have been, we should have done like pinky in the brain.
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Anyway.
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Anyway, well, uh anyways, I'm a cannibal rat that's eating his family, and I just I'm looking for another family to snack off.
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I got the taste for rat meat, really.
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So you are here to eat up.
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Yeah, you know.
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I'll just keep well.
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You look tasty.
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How big are you?
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Get him.
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So uh Gav, do I introduce this to you of the Yeah, no worries there, mate?
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Uh my little rat.
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Uh uh sounds like he's from uh New Zealand.
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Uh born in.
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I'm just fuck it.
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There's two beautiful backstories there already.
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Why don't we have just one rat born into this little rat pack, if I can call it that?
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A little joke there, but the rat.
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What was your name again?
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I haven't said that yet.
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My name is My name will be start with a C.
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It should start with a Clarice and Cletus.
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All right, well, my name will be Carl.
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Yeah, that's I'm happy with that.
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Carl?
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Carl the rat.
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Carl.
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Born in.
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I was fucking born into this little rat pack.
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Did the joke again.
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It's called a colbat.
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Uh but yeah, no, no, no trauma, no cannibalism over here.
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Just happy to be involved and happy to be part of the rat pack.
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I've done it three times.
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Bloody hell.
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So when you, when I'm speaking, this is the rat that you should picture.
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Oh my god, you've drawn your little rat.
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That's that's so ridiculous.
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Let's see that.
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I want to see it up.
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She's got big boobs.
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Oh fuck.
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I don't think she's ever drawn anything.
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She's okay.
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Show me a drawing where you've just given a girl small boobs.
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If it's accurate, it's accurate.
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Just Terry says massive titties.
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Let's just talk about what the what is happening in the episode.
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So that this this collection, this collection of rats has been sent on a special mission by the leader, Ashley Cole.
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Ashley Cole was promised a lot of cheese by Don Boltry.
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Don Boltry, as soon as he got into the castle, which was the agreement of Ashley Cole, that he would get the cheese once he achieved that mission.
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It was cast aside and sent back into the city.
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I do remember the promise of the cheese.
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He's not lying, that was real.
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How much cheese?
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Cheese you couldn't imagine.
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The whole conversation was in meme, so there wasn't a specific number, it was just hand gestures.
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A lot of cheese.
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So uh what's happened is you've been sent into the castle to check.
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Let me let me draw a dick on the cheese.
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That's an actual two bloody meetings, am I?
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Yeah.
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You don't miss a trick.
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Yeah, yeah, you eat rats, and yeah, I'm terrified of you, but you're bloody quick worded, I'll leave you then.
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Well, you've been sent into the castle to to try and find figure out where the cheese is kept in the castle.
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So uh there is three tunnels ahead of you, and it's up to the three of you which tunnel you go down.
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Well, I think the first decision we need to make, Clarice, as the woman of the group, you should make the decision for us, because we're just silly little fucking silly little Well, you're a cannibal, mate.
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So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna necessarily follow your opinion.
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Cannibal, I just you know, if there's nothing else around.
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I think we've got two choices.
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Either we all go down the same tunnel, stick as a group, huh?
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A little peck.
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I might keep calling us a rat heck.
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I'm enjoying that gig, or we take a tunnel each.
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What would you want to do, Clarissa?
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Yeah, I think the last time, uh splitting up didn't really work the last time, but I mean we could.
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Well, this is our first game, so clearly there is no last time.
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Oh, that's right.
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We're talking about me.
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Look, you sons of bitches.
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Um I s I make the ground here.
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And we will stay as one group, thank you.
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You say one group, you know, stick on one group.
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So which tunnel would you like to would you like me to tell you you could all you uh an insight or a perception to tell you more about the tunnels?
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Yeah, let's rub the perception.
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Insight rolling.
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Fourteen.
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Fourteen?
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You gotta roll the room.
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Fourteen.
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Well twenty.
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Twenty.
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First one old school.
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Yay! Toast it, you tossed it as a glove.
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It's not as cool.
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I mean, I don't like the last game.
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Nine, not as good.
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So uh Cletus with his heightened senses from eating all of his fret, and he's he's I eat more than just the bread.
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No one would eat it.
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It was But it seems to be a first choice for you, no.
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Well, it's more uh what I can't remember the movie alive.
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It's more of an alive thing.
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I don't know if you remember that movie with Ryan Reynolds.
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No, it was about a bunch of the football players that uh got their plane crashed in the Alps and they had to eat each other.
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Now, they weren't cannibals, but uh anyways, I just want to say I like.
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You have you have seen so many films for a rat.
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Well, you know, I was a little bored there for a little while, so I just got my Netflix account.
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In between meals, was it?
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In between meals.
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But Clitus and I can tell is there's one tunnel that smells like rats, like a lot of other rats.
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Well, we don't want to go down there, do we?
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Well, Claytis is the only one that knows this.
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Oh.
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So Claytis is gonna make Claytus can then tell you s what in terms of what Clitus wants to do because he's got the highest one, so he's the one that's gonna be.
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There's one that smells of it's a weird kind of smell that's almost kind of magical, you know, like that.
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I've never smelled anything like that before.
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And then there's another tunnel that just smells completely of shit.
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So Yum, we like shit.
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The only tunnel the uh Clarice can smell is the shit tunnel.
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That's the one that's very overpowering.
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Ooh, yummy.
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I you know, I like a good turd more than anyone.
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Well, I can't smell shit.
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I can't smell magic, and I cannot smell rat.
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Do you know?
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Uh I feel like I'm doing like Pepe Le Pew.
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I feel like that's where I'm going.
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Um uh so when I smell shit.
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I'll tell you, there's uh there's a bunch of rats down that one over there.
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Uh do you like your wanna go meet?
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I'm always into meat more rats.
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This guy also there's something.
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There's something funny about the middle one there.
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There's this.
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When I was sleeping last night, I got woken up.
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You were chewing on my leg.
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I was.
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He likes to gnaw on you when you're asleep.
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You're really gonna wake up finally awake either there.
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This is you were sleep chewing.
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I was sleep chewing, you bet I was.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Uh, but uh just try not to sleep too close to me because you kind of taste you.
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If it happens again, I will be, you know.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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I'll probably eat your leg off before you even ever do nothing.
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Be careful.
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You gotta give him respect for the honesty.
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Yeah, he's not hiding it.
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Oh, well, you're looking for an apology.
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He's putting up his hands and saying, I want to eat all you.
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I apologize for gnawing on your leg.
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Okay, but uh I mean, come on.
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I just think that next time you gnaw my leg, I I eat your leg.
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Well, let's do it.
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Well, it's a date.
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We got we're just we're gonna dead.
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We got dinner now.
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Cletus feels like if he's gonna get cannibal.
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Let's just go all the way.
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I don't know what's w uh going on over there.
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But anyway, I might just head down the middle tunnel.
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I like yeah, the ma there's there's something magical or something, anyways.
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Well, that sounds better than rats or before the old knee gnawing shit happens.
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Yeah, well, uh personally I'd vote the the middle tunnel, it's better than rats.
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We've been there.
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We know that game.
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You fucking eat them.
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And it's better than turtle.
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But we're not gonna eat or want we want cheese is what we want.
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Yeah, cheese is way magical cheese in the middle.
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I agree.
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So is it just us three, is there a bunch of rats?
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It's just it's just used to you smell it you the first tunnel, uh that's the one that smells like that.
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The middle one's the magical one, and the top one is the shit one.
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So are you just wanting to fold me middle?
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Well, we gotta do the middle bit.
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Okay, shut the fuck up, you stupid bastards.
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We're right into the middle of the.
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You're getting quite aggressive, though.
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There's a lot of reasons like French, you know.
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What is French anyways?
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I don't even know.
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In this clear tunnel.
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Uh so you walk down the middle tunnel and you see a door uh and it's got like kind of it's like purple kind of shimmering coming off the corners of the door.
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And there's a uh like a a sign above it and it says uh My mind is plagued for a password.
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And as you walk in, the door goes, I need a voice for the door.
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The door goes, Oh hello there! Oh hey.
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Oh, freaking me out.
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Get this guy on SNL.
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Get this guy on N.
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We're all doing auditions for SNL, too.
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I'm not I'm looking for it.
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Tom, I think that's clear.
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I'm so now as we said off camera.
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We all know that ship very much sails, I think.
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But uh me and Kate still young and prippy young comics on the app.
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You go get them, people.
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You go don't look your mate.
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You go get people.
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You're right.
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My mind is plagued for a password.
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Plague.
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Plague rat.
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Uh which rats uh we do the black death?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A plague on all your houses?
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That's from a play.
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Oh, biblical.
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You are so well read, Carl.
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I believe it's Shakespeare, isn't it?
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Oh, when he was gnawing on my leg there, I had a quick read.
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Wow.
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Shakespeare.
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It's quite good.
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I actually like it when he gnaws.
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Oh, you do.
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Somewhere between an orgasm and a tickle, I find.
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Well, you know, my teeth aren't as sharp as it used to be.
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What's your teeth are just to the tiny nubs, flattened nubs?
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It's hard for me to eat.
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So your cannibalism is just bad.
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I'm like the worst cannibal ever.
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Thanks for watching.
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Yeah.
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Six hours.
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Come on.
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Go below the knee, no.
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Can we cut this up and maybe put it strong?
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So what's that mean?
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A plague smoothie?
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Oh, plague.
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Okay, so wait, the door of one of these.
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So the daughter sent it, and the door talked to her, and it was like, oh, hello there!
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Hello, Zador.
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What a door.
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I'm feeling a bit wooden today, guys.
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Funniest door I've ever met.
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Cool.
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Um I think we would like to go sort of you.
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Do you know what is on the other side of you?
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Oh, yeah, I know what's on the other side.
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It's my backside.
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Yeah, alright.
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Well, that joke's not as good as the first one, but you know.
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I appreciate that.
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It's pretty good.
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Yeah, of course you would.
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Um, what does the little riddle mean there?
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Plague I'll plague you for a password.
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What's that mean?
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My mind is pl my fucking how I'm taking on.
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Um my mind is plagued for a password.
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Yeah, what's that mean, there, door?
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That's my password.
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That's how you uh that's how I get opened.
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Is it uh Black Death?
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That is the password, yeah.
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A new answer.
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Oh, well, it could have been that older Shakespeare thing.
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It was always a top rate like that.
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It was always just a 50-50, I reckon.
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Well, that's the door.
00:20:57.839 --> 00:20:59.519
I bet the door clarifying out.
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What if we'd said a plague on both your houses?
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Would that have been the password?
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I literally have no idea what that is, man.
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Okay, he can't hear me.
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Well let's just come in, let's just banner him.
00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:10.480
Well the door doesn't open.
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What's the password, Mr.
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Door?
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Mr.
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Door La Porte, La Porte, ouvre la porte.
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It's doctor door to you, right?
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But what the thing is, you've gotta get me to say the password or I don't open.
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Oh do you know all right, Kay, quickly, quickly, 'cause we've all been throwing in references.
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Oh no.
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I want to throw in a reference.
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Has anyone here ever played the video game?
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It takes two.
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It takes to what?
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It takes two.
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What does it take two?
00:21:47.599 --> 00:21:48.880
No, it that's what the game's called.
00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:49.519
It takes two.
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What does it take it takes two It takes two.
00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:54.160
As in people, it takes two.
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It takes not one, it takes two people.
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It takes two what?
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This is what the game's fucking called.
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There is a book.
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It's about a marriage that's fallen apart and the dictates two people.
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Yeah, that's what Naw on her fucking leg.
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There's a sick.
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There's there's a th there's a book in that game and you the the door sounds exactly like the book.
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I've I've not a fantastic account.
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If people have played that game and they're hearing that, they'll all be thinking what I'm thinking.
00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:33.599
It's the book from It Tinks Two.
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I got it on the D D subreddit suggestions that don't like you.
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Okay.
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Hold on here.
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Now was the the was the password black The Do Bragg The Do yeah, but the Doe has to say it.
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Um say two words that rhyme with rack breag.
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Just so many words.
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What did you say?
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Oh it wasn't.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's just try.
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Mr.
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Do Dr.
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Dor.
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Um can you just say the words black plague?
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Yeah.
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You you want me to say black plague?
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Bango.
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That's fine, because that is not the password.
00:23:21.920 --> 00:23:23.039
Oh no, you switched it.
00:23:24.559 --> 00:23:26.079
That's the problem with the smoke.
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You're so bloody smug.
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Wait.
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You switched it.
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It was originally you've said it before and it wasn't that.
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You've used plague on both your houses.
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I knew I was right.
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You've picked up one word for each and put them together.
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I've not seen it, but it was like.
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What was what was your initial plague thought then?
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Black death.
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Black death.
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Black death's different than black plague.
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Oh, sorry.
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I have not I'm not well today.
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I don't think it's a big thing.
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Black death.
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We wanted to say black death.
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Okay.
00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:56.400
Mr.
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Dr.
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Do.
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Can you say the words uh Black Death?
00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:06.240
That would be very easy, so that's not how this game works.
00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:08.079
You're gonna have to try and trick me.
00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:11.759
Okay, what is the colour of darkness?
00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:14.640
Uh dark.
00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:16.000
That's not a colour.
00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:16.799
You know this.
00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:18.400
Well well, where is the dark?
00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:19.759
Where am I where it's dark?
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Oh my god.
00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:23.920
Right, no, I think I've got it, mate.
00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:26.880
Mate, mate, mate, I think I've got it.
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Let me try something.
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Go for it.
00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:30.319
Alright, door.
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Two questions, and I want you to answer both the questions with one word.
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What Corey, please have some fucking belief in me here.
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:45.599
Right, let me find the I need to figure the correct wording for the second question.
00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:55.359
What colour of skin does famous American actor Eddie Murphy have?
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Is that not is that not right?
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That would get us there.
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That would get us there.
00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:09.759
And the second question, what usually happens when comedian uh Gareth Much uh performs on stage?
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In one word.
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One word each.
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One word each.
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So two words total.
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What if the words hyphen well fuck it?
00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:26.640
The word it's hyphenated, so African American and laughter.
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He is good.
00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:29.519
I should have picked a different comic.
00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:31.119
Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Black.
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Oh, there's a now do you know any music, Dor?
00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:40.720
I know any tune you want me to hum.
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I really want to remember there's a there's a song by Pearl Jam called what's that song?
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:51.920
It's called.
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Even flow?
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Hey, you heard.
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That's another thing I do when you're knowing on me.
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It's all black.
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:01.839
Yeah, black.
00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:04.240
There's other bands.
00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:05.599
Oh, there's a black band now.
00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:07.759
You've picked a band without blank in it.
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:07.920
Yeah.
00:26:10.559 --> 00:26:10.880
Oh.
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Oh shit.
00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:14.640
Oh we should do a fill-in-the-blanks.
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That's what we should do.
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:15.680
Oh, yeah.
00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:22.160
Fill in the blanks, please, of these two sentences.
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Uh famous band, The Blank Keys.
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And I need a fill in the blank for this.
00:26:34.160 --> 00:26:38.000
Uh a place in Arizona, something valley.
00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:41.359
A place in Arizona, blank valley.
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:44.799
Fill in the blanks, please, in two concise words, Dor.
00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:47.759
So what what's the sentence again?
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:55.599
The best the blank keys and popular American bands.
00:26:56.079 --> 00:27:04.079
Popular American band, the blank keys, and place in Phoenix Arizona Phoenix.
00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:06.400
Blank Valley.
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:09.200
Two words concisely, please, door.
00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:11.759
Okay, so he goes.
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.920
The popular American band, the black keys.
00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:17.839
I just need you to fill in the the blanks.
00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:18.799
So what were the blanks?
00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:20.640
I'm filling in the blanks of descendants.
00:27:20.799 --> 00:27:22.000
Yeah, but I don't need the whole sentence.
00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:23.839
I need the blanks.
00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:28.160
I'm a magical door and a magical land.
00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:29.359
This is the only fun I get.
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:31.839
Do you think that a lot of people are coming down here to speak to a door?
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:33.039
Right, right, I got it.
00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:34.079
Excuse me, Dr.
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:34.799
Doch.
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:38.640
Um, what is the opposite of uh colour of white?
00:27:39.680 --> 00:27:40.480
Technical.
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:43.440
No, you s you're peeing away.
00:27:44.319 --> 00:27:45.599
I'm gonna fucking kick the door down.
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:47.279
Do it, do it, roll, roll the hip.
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:48.240
Roll to the head.
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:50.240
I draw the kick the door down.
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:58.400
Cletus is just rubbing his teeth against the door.
00:27:58.559 --> 00:27:59.519
How much you get?
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:01.200
Whoa.
00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:02.240
It's gone now.
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:02.720
Twenty.
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:03.279
Twenty.
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:04.480
Uh to what?
00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:05.440
Kick the door, didn't they?
00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:05.759
Yeah.
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:13.279
So you run at the door and then the magical kind of- Have this door, you technicolor cut.
00:28:13.599 --> 00:28:20.880
So the the door, the magical kind of purple stuff, it creates almost like a bubble around it, and you bounce and you go flying by.
00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:26.480
No, don't bring back the fart.
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:27.759
I did my own little noise.
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:30.319
It's when you land.
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:33.920
Oh, my little I did a little rat fart there.
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:34.640
Ooh.
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:35.759
Apologies.
00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:40.240
Now I gotta be accountable.
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:43.680
That's just taste it.
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:45.359
Taste it.
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:48.079
Oh, this door's a piece of shit.
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:52.880
Um just say the fucking words, mate.
00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:57.519
Just say the words, but we're giving you questions to try and trick you.
00:28:57.599 --> 00:28:59.519
You're not up for being tricked, mate.
00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:00.880
You're not up for it.
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:06.319
I love being tricked, but I love playing games, so let's play a game and maybe we get there.
00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:08.640
What's the opposite of being alive?
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:10.880
Jesus hates Christ.
00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:15.759
The object of being alive is being dead.
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:18.720
What is another word for dead?
00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:19.440
Gun.
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:22.400
Gun.
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:23.920
Bad bad.
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:26.160
No, he's not eminent.
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:26.880
He wants to play a.
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:32.240
In French, when you orgasm, we call it Le Petit Mor.
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:36.000
In English, that translates to the little.
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:39.839
The only French I know is manjune.
00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:44.400
He said he wants to play a game.
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:46.559
What game do you want to play, Dor?
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:49.359
What game what game do you want to play, Dor?
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:51.440
I like ISPY.
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:52.880
Oh right, all right.
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:53.440
I spy.
00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.279
That's not how you play I spy, mate.
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.319
It's really not how you play in any conceivable way.
00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:03.519
Don't forget.
00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:05.200
Oh, Juliet!
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:10.480
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with me.
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:15.519
The in this cave?
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:17.920
Yeah, it's a lot in this cave, mate.
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:19.759
A lot of it in this cave, mate.
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:20.079
B.
00:30:20.640 --> 00:30:22.400
It's Z.
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:23.680
B.
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:26.559
Thanks for being a cave that starts with B.
00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:29.039
It's pretty black, mate.
00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:33.039
What colour in this cave starts with B that you see?
00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:33.920
Brown.
00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:35.839
Why would it be fucking brown?
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:36.960
It's not correct.
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:38.000
Guess again.
00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:38.799
Because the mud.
00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:39.839
There's brown button in the bottom.
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:40.559
Guess again.
00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:41.359
Guess again, right?
00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:43.920
A colour in this cave that starts with B.
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:44.960
Correct, mate.
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:46.480
Those are the parameters.
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:48.720
Brown's in the cave.
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:49.839
You don't want brown in the case.
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:50.640
It's not brown now.
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:56.000
You lose What about black?
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.759
Correct, mate.
00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:01.519
What's in this cave?
00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:03.440
My own.
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.759
I think now I'm gonna fake my own.
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:09.440
What's he faking, mate?
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:11.680
Chest pains.
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:18.559
No shit, it's upgraded there from chest pain to it's chest pain to fainting.
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:20.000
No, he's not fainting, mate.
00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:20.640
No, stay down.
00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:21.359
I've seen his head.
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:22.559
He's not breezing.
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:24.640
He is not breezing.
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:29.440
So you'd say he's probably in need of resuscitation.
00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:34.160
Door, I am gonna kick your fucking head in in a minute, Meg.
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:36.240
I swear to God, mate.
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:40.319
There's no other or You don't want to play I Spy, mate.
00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:42.240
You don't want to fucking play it, because here we are playing.
00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:47.119
But even then we need to say both fucking words.
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:56.880
What is the sign why do you n what if I could ask you a question right now, what two words do you want to say the least, what would those words be?
00:31:58.160 --> 00:31:59.599
I'm sorry, dare.
00:31:59.839 --> 00:32:02.240
Oh, for the love of shit, that's three words as well.
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:03.440
Sorry, sorry.
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:04.720
Sorry, dare.
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:07.839
You know what?
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:11.680
This is why we shouldn't be f what we're rats.
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:12.559
What are we doing here?
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:16.319
Why don't we go f we'll get a handle cave and go to the old rats then?
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:17.039
Find out what they're doing.
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:17.599
Yeah, you know what?
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:19.440
Fuck it, let's go down the turd tunnel.
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:21.920
That's gotta be better than this fucking cuntid door.
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:24.000
That's what you are, mate.
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:25.279
You're a cuntid door.
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:33.200
In French, we call the orgasm a little, and then it's something that starts with a D.
00:32:33.920 --> 00:32:34.559
Guess the word.
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:36.960
You know we want you to say death, mate.
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:38.319
Yeah.
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:40.160
That's the whole game with.
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:41.039
Just say it.
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:41.920
Say what?
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:43.680
Say black death.
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:44.319
Why?
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:45.839
Because it'll open the door.
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.119
Why does he want the door open?
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:49.279
Because we're sick of your shit, mate.
00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:51.359
Oh, that's not nice.
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:54.400
Feels like this friendship might be dying.
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:55.359
It's dead.
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:04.559
Give me a how you feeling about picking the rat game, Kent?
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:06.960
Still up for it, are we?
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:07.759
Yes.
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:09.599
Should have done the escape game.
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:09.920
No.
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:12.000
No.
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.279
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:16.160
Mr.
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:21.119
Uh Dorr, if that is uh sorry, uh desolate Dr.
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:21.839
Dorr.
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:22.799
That's right.
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:27.920
You know, there was another doctor in popular media.
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:30.000
Doctor Who?
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:32.079
No, incorrect, I guess again.
00:33:33.039 --> 00:33:33.920
Doctor No.
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:37.759
Incorrect Doctor House.
00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:38.640
Wrong.
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:40.319
Oh, I do love that show.
00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:43.519
Doctor.
00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:45.839
Doctor Doom.
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:47.359
Oh, closer.
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:48.000
Warmer.
00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:48.319
Ooh.
00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:49.359
Oh, I like it.
00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:50.319
You're really good.
00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:52.799
Why you're really good at this game.
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:54.799
It's warmer, but not quite right.
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:56.480
Doc Brown.
00:33:57.279 --> 00:33:58.880
No, it's getting colder.
00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:00.559
It's getting colder again.
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:01.920
Gavorkian.
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:05.359
Doctor.
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:08.079
Dr.
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:08.800
Dr.
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:09.519
Doom, Dr.
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:10.079
Death, Dr.
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:13.119
Dr.
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:13.760
Death.
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:15.280
Is that correct?
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:15.760
Wow.
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:20.000
So basically, far apart from each other, you have said the words black and death.
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:21.840
Yeah, but you gotta get me the pin together.
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:23.119
All right, buddy.
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:25.039
I pull out again.
00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:30.880
Right, let's do a little uh uh it's like uh acting exercise.
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:35.360
I took a couple acting classes, uh, and we'll sometimes Who did you play?
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:36.159
Uh Dr.
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:36.880
Doodlittle.
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:41.199
Uh the one you were fucking thinking of, mate.
00:34:41.679 --> 00:34:45.199
Uh so we it's like a warm-up exercise.
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:51.840
We would say we would go Rack Death Black Death, Rack Death, Black Death.
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:52.400
Try it?
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.639
So I do rack death and you do the other bit.
00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:57.440
I'll d how about I'll do rat death, you do the other bit.
00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:58.239
Rat death.
00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:03.280
He got it, he got it.
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:06.880
Say rat death ten times as fast as you can.
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:10.800
Rat def, rat, death, rat def, rat, death, rat, def, rat, def, rat def, red death.
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:15.119
Right, say, say, say brack, say brack def.
00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:18.159
Def with an F as fast as you can.
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:19.119
A million times.
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:23.599
What it was Breck Death.
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:26.400
Break death, brack deaf, breath, deaf, break, def.
00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:27.599
Keep it going, speaking up.
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:32.639
Break, deaf, break, spear, break, deaf, break, deaf, break, deaf, break, deaf, breath, def.
00:35:33.519 --> 00:35:35.360
I think that was a black one.
00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:36.400
I think we got you there.
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.440
I think my enunciation was I'm not.
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:40.079
Okay, Liam.
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:43.920
So uh you what uh could use all one run at that.
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:46.000
Yes.
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:47.280
Well, that was mine.
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:48.000
The MF.
00:35:48.559 --> 00:35:51.039
I'm fucking But we can run again.
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:51.519
Okay.
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:53.199
Real raw, roll, roll, man.
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:59.039
If you ask a question, what would the what the quay the answer could be just the word black death.
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:00.800
So what you could ask a question.
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:04.719
I've tried to do that, but American comedian and Gareth Mudd rather than.
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:11.039
You could put two things together, but you could ask it because Black Death is an actual thing, so you could ask it the way Quiz!
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.159
Quiz alert, subduct the dog, quiz time.
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:33.280
What was the uh plague that was carried by rats uh across Europe in the oh god nine in the history, in the history of uh what um was the name of that disease when it caught and it caused people's limbs to turn black from their extremities inwards?
00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:43.599
Okay, I gonna answer the question because I love answering questions, but I want you to know I'm I'm a lonely door, so when I answer this question, can you please promise you'll come back and speak to me again?
00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:44.079
Oh, yeah.
00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:46.079
Sure thing might be course, mate.
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:46.639
You're the two.
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:49.280
I've enjoyed every segment of this, Mike.
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:50.639
Did you say anything?
00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:51.840
Yeah, I don't know.
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:53.679
That's it.
00:36:56.719 --> 00:37:10.960
The popul the the the plague the popular plague of uh the 1800s that caused blotching on the skin and was carried by rats was of course the Black Death.
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:12.639
Excellent.
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:14.320
So 28 minutes that mate.
00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:16.800
Just so we all know 28 minutes that took.
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:20.480
Well, really, something behind me trick it.
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:23.199
I didn't know you could just do that.
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.440
Yeah, it felt like we had to trick him.
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:27.760
Well, you can't you have Fuck it, Dr.
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:28.880
Doll, open that.
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:34.960
So the door opens, it swings open, and you see a room full of cheese.
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.400
Oh, we're never coming back behind you, mate.
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:39.440
Go fuck yourself.
00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:40.079
Yeah.
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:42.719
Maybe he can speak from the other side of the door as well.
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:45.840
You kill him, but he's muffled because he's now pressed up against the wall.
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:47.599
He's just like, Yeah, I told you.
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:49.440
My back's sad.
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:52.320
Close yourself down.
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:56.079
So that was what smelt magical was cheese?
00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:57.760
But the door smelt magical.
00:37:58.000 --> 00:37:59.039
Oh my god.
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:02.000
Can I run at any cheese?
00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:02.880
Uh yeah, sure.
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:03.679
Jump into my.
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:04.719
Do I need to roll for that?
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:06.639
No, I was just saying what I did.
00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:12.880
We run, I dive into the cheese, and I kind of burrow down my spiral in.
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:17.840
I'm uh I'm making a rat out of one of the cheese.
00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:24.960
Yeah, then I'm making a rat thing, and so everybody roll so you all ate the cheese?
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:25.920
Yeah, oh no.
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:26.800
Oh no.
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:29.519
So everybody roll me a D20.
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:30.960
This is Oh, God.
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:33.519
Do we want this to be low or high?
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:35.199
Fucking hell.
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:36.480
You got 19.
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:38.000
16.
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.760
16, and you got 19?
00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:40.400
Yeah.
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:47.119
So as you're eating the cheese, you if you feel uh cowl, he feels a rumbling in his stomach.
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:48.719
Go on, what sort of cheese is this?
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:49.440
This is gouda.
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.079
Oh, gouda don't agree with me, guys.
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:57.119
But uh it feels it feels bad, but you're like, I think I can get the rest of pain.
00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:01.840
Oh, he's like Clitis from years of eating other rats, his stomach is completely solid.
00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:03.679
Yeah, it feels nothing.
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:09.679
And then Clarice starts to get black, dark splotches.
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:10.719
Oh no!
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:14.320
And we're so thick.
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.639
Obviously, we're gonna get fucking black dead.
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:17.760
Like obviously.
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:28.960
And uh she turns to the rest of the group, and this is she's got I'm gonna I'll set you a timer of ten minutes, and in ten minutes, Curry's will be dead.
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:35.440
Get the salt get the salt pepper.
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.079
If you eat that me, you'll die too.
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:41.199
I feel not an outroll.
00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:43.519
I have a stomach.
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:45.519
Ten minutes?
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:46.880
Oh no.
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:53.280
Guys, please tell my family that I love them and I'm so sad I could not find some.
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.679
Carissa, this is really time to tell you this.
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:57.840
I've never really seen eye to eye with you.
00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:01.840
Uh I'm actually quite glad you're about to fucking pass on now.
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:03.440
Why would you tell me this?
00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:09.840
Well, because now when uh the is there a better time for me to look someone in the eyes and say you've always been a bit of a dick, mate?
00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:10.559
Then it's a little bit more than a little bit.
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:17.519
I think of a stone from the bottom of the cave and I uh I hit uh See, this is why, see, aggressive.
00:40:18.239 --> 00:40:18.880
You're aggressive.
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:20.400
This is why roll it.
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:24.800
I'm just I wanna know if there's anything other than cheese in here.
00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:27.440
Do you want to roll roll against our door?
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:28.719
Please, mate, please, mate.
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:30.559
I'd like to Oh on your iPad.
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:31.760
Remember I got the iPad.
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:33.840
Yeah, we should have thought about that, mate.
00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.159
Seems pretty it's not that high.
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:38.800
Eleven.
00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:40.000
Eleven?
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:49.119
Clear's got a twelve, so the uh so uh roll me a D4.
00:40:50.079 --> 00:40:50.880
We'll do that.
00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:56.320
You're you're so happy like another dead, yeah.
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.119
I'm also yeah, but four.
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:02.400
Four can can you be saved is the question.
00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:05.280
Can you be saved?
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:06.320
I'll keep a note of it.
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:06.960
You didn't need to do that.
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:14.159
Doctor door You're a doctor, you're a doctor.
00:41:14.480 --> 00:41:15.920
That's right, I'm a doctor.
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:18.719
I feel not good uh eating this cheese.
00:41:18.800 --> 00:41:20.639
Please, I feel like I will die.
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:26.480
Oh, well, I think you might have black death, and the door swings open again.
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:31.360
So do you know what can save me?
00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:33.199
And the door doesn't use yellow muffin.
00:41:33.840 --> 00:41:37.039
Kind of like you can kind of make it like, yeah, uh, yeah.
00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:39.039
Can you help me with my head, mate?
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:41.360
I'm uh bleeding quite a fair bit here and there.
00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:46.880
I'm having some more of this black so delete.
00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:50.639
And it's doing absolutely nothing.
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.840
Is it worth that gets the door to close again?
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:57.119
Uh I think you can just ask it to close because I've Please, Dr.
00:41:57.360 --> 00:41:58.719
Bill, close yourself, please.
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:06.159
Please, I would need to know how to save myself from this illness, and please do not say Black Death.
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.880
Oh, well, that's gonna make this quite tricky.
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:23.119
Well, my my magic, what it does, is it it forces me to open when I say the word, but if I was to say the opposite of it, that certain password, then my magic may be able to save someone.
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:23.760
Okay.
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.280
So you need to say white alive?
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:27.920
White.
00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:30.159
That feels pretty fucking racist, mate.
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:34.000
White Do you want us to put it with our fucking fist in the air?
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:41.280
Oh, because your white lives, the it was gonna be It's definitely gonna be white a lot, isn't it?
00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:48.400
It was uh I I'm gonna tell you what it is now because I don't want any accusations before it was gonna be bright buff.
00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:49.679
All right.
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:50.639
Oh definitely.
00:42:54.639 --> 00:43:01.519
Well the opposite of the I did see the white pebble connotations.
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:04.159
So I was like, well, let's try and scot like.
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:05.280
Okay, okay, okay.
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:07.920
Good to good to remember for future games, guys.
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:13.039
All we have to do is accuse Liam Fairley of being a white supremacist, and he will fold all of the case.
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:17.280
Um Bret birth.
00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:21.199
Well, no, this is not, yeah.
00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:22.639
Surely there should be another thing.
00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:28.480
But you can tend to a different angle with it.
00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:36.480
Yeah, I think what was what is what potentially the doll's already told you how to do this.
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:37.679
I spy.
00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:40.239
Uh gotta ask it a question.
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:45.760
Yeah, but I'm trying to think what question is the answer to break, but can you say uh the opposite?
00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:48.800
Uh, I need you to say the opposite of Black Death right now.
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:51.199
So he slam the door slams open again.
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:53.199
Uh he didn't say Black Death.
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:55.679
Oh, well, I I that's a uh good point.
00:43:55.840 --> 00:44:02.400
You fuck I so he says he says straight off and uh but But the answer then is bright birth.
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:05.039
I bet it is, but whatever.
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:07.280
Wait, what would happen there?
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:07.920
I missed that.
00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:09.280
I f I fucked up.
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:11.920
I thought she was gonna I I when I wrote it out.
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:14.719
This is this is what this is for the D D fans.
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:15.599
Sometimes this is what happens.
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:18.320
A DM makes a mistake and you've just got to hold your hands up.
00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:27.760
I thought the door was gonna I thought I fucked it in my head and I thought the door would have to say Black Death again and slam against the wall so it can say the right thing.
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:30.800
But Kate has Kate has saw through that plan.
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.440
And she saved herself with five minutes on the club.
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:36.480
Whoa.
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:38.400
And you're still bleeding from your head.
00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:39.199
Yeah, yeah.
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:41.360
Can we do something about that now, Joyce?
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:45.519
Can we doctory, pal?
00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:47.360
What?
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:49.760
A bandage.
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:52.559
I'm a door.
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:54.000
Alright.
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:54.880
Well well.
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:56.239
All I've got is a jar.
00:44:57.679 --> 00:44:58.960
You are more than just a dog.
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:01.199
You are a doctor.
00:45:01.840 --> 00:45:03.760
Well, thank you, Clarice.
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:08.000
Thank you so much for saving me, even though you kind of was the one who killed me.
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.159
Well, you never asked me about the cheese.
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:11.199
Oh my god, this again.
00:45:11.440 --> 00:45:14.639
This the the loopholes in this fucking door, mate.
00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:16.079
Thank you, doll.
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:17.199
I love you.
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:19.519
Okay.
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:21.679
I love you too, but.
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:22.800
Alright, Clearus.
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.480
I'm not you, I'm not a massive fan.
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:26.400
I never liked you though.
00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:27.760
You like the others?
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:28.960
Yeah, I thought they were cannibals.
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.920
I mean, Cleveland is strange, but he's kind of endearing.
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:33.760
He's a fucking cannibal, mate.
00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:35.119
Wait a second.
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:36.000
I'm a sure.
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.639
All he has done is talking about kidding us.
00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:43.280
He molded the cheese into the form of a rat to try convince him.
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:44.159
Is that all he did?
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:47.599
And you like that guy more than me?
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:48.159
Yeah.
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:51.199
He says more about door than anything.
00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:54.400
By the way, I think you've got fine cheese in here.
00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:58.079
That's your creepy mate now, mate.
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:02.719
Is there anywhere else in these tunnels you think we should go?
00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:06.239
Well, there's a way to the courtroom for higher up.
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:08.400
If you keep going, you can get straight in.
00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:10.320
There's there's a tack of a big trial.
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:12.079
I can hear it kind of echoing down ever since.
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.960
Oh, my family loved trials.
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:18.239
They are probably there watching.
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:19.440
Let's go.
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:24.639
So you you run up to this.
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:26.480
So you're running up the passageway.
00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:28.000
Getting pretty dizzy, actually.
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:29.840
My head is pretty sore.
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:33.599
No, I am sure what's happening this.
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:35.519
Carol, I'm sorry.
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:38.960
I'm sorry, but you were being really rude, and I thought I was going to die.
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:43.039
I was trying to have a bit of a giggle thinking that you were definitely gonna die.
00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:44.320
I regret it now.
00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:46.719
We've always been I was talking crazy back there.
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:48.800
Well, it's always been close.
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:50.079
But it hurt.
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:50.960
I get that.
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:54.159
Do you know what else hurt when you bang my head with fucking rock mail?
00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:56.079
So in a way we are kind of even.
00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:58.800
Yeah, well, I'm still sitting here on two hit points.
00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:01.679
It doesn't feel that even, mate, but fine.
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:04.320
Should uh we kiss it better.
00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:10.239
Oh that's that's uh that's a new explain statistic.
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:14.400
I just I I'm not even sure what's happening with Carl right now.
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:16.000
With a rock.
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:20.400
Oh, you smashed him in the fucking head.
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:22.960
What the hell was I doing?
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:25.119
I eating rat cheese?
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:26.320
Yeah, you were eating rat cheese.
00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:27.119
Oh, okay.
00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:30.320
Well, okay, just uh you're gonna die.
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:32.559
I might, mate, yeah.
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:37.360
So uh as you're getting closer, you could hear the voice of Stacy Kill and Ectly.
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.400
Uh it's the closest you've got yet, mate.
00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:43.599
There's a lot of rats.
00:47:43.679 --> 00:47:49.920
If we lose one, that'll be uh and then you hear the voice of Vincenzo Gambino.
00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:54.639
And we say, oh my god, I can't even see these people, but that guy sounds like a dick.
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:57.119
And he's uh I'll tell you something else.
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:02.159
I you kind of smell is that fart?
00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:46.000
So as you're running up through, uh you find uh you find stu you start to find like buried kind of bits uh like notes and stuff like that, and it's the letters uh to the court, and it's from the Chancellor, who we'll all remember was the Chancellor of Taz, who seemed to be the one that was actually in control, and there are letters that have been clearly torn up and thrown, and uh basically they'll notice that are saying that uh Bill Futler has to be framed for a crime to keep him in this city.
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:48.719
But you've got to join them all together.
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:56.000
So Well, question number one can we read?
00:48:56.639 --> 00:49:02.320
No, but the shapes are alternative triangles that remind you of cheese, mate.
00:49:02.480 --> 00:49:03.599
Bloody love cheese.
00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:14.079
I'm gonna grab all the guys, on the off chance of this being cheese, we should all grab as much fucking paper cheese as we can.
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:15.760
I'll try paper.
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:17.760
Of course I'll try paper.
00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:21.519
Don't eat it, just gather it, collect it.
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:24.800
How would rats store?
00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:26.719
Well that then you tell me.
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:28.639
Cheeks of the Ross, man.
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:29.920
Oh, cheeks better.
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:30.480
Better.
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:31.280
Definitely better.
00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:33.679
How yeah cheeks at all.
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:35.360
Yeah, cheeks is better.
00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:36.400
I agree.
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:38.639
How big is the land though?
00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:41.360
So it's like How big is it?
00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:43.760
Like how much paper are we just getting here?
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:46.239
This is what this would be like is it A3?
00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:48.639
No, yes, it's A5.
00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:50.239
No, A4 is a normal piece of paper.
00:49:55.119 --> 00:49:57.440
It could easily be carried between three rands.
00:49:57.760 --> 00:49:58.239
Fantastic.
00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:00.800
That's a that's the perfect amount of paper we need.
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:04.079
So you are you're gonna pick up all the bits.
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:04.719
100%.
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:06.400
We're gonna pick 'em all up.
00:50:06.800 --> 00:50:31.440
So you get closer, you pack you start packing up all these bits of paper, and you get closer and closer to this kind of drainage gate that's under, and you hear Stacey Glennethlet explaining to Bill Flutler and Scarface that if only you had some way of proving that uh the fucking bow was framed and this is all bullshit.
00:50:31.920 --> 00:50:39.519
And is there anything that Stacy would say that maybe would make hard You know what?
00:50:39.679 --> 00:50:42.320
I think we fought really bloody hard there.
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.920
They know take it take it as a win.
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:49.519
Because they couldn't prove you did it, they couldn't prove you didn't do it.
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:50.880
So I think it's a win.
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:54.880
What we need now is we we we've got the trial's been rescheduled.
00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:56.239
We have time now.
00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:59.599
In that time, what do you I want to notice if there's a rats?
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:03.599
And you can rule perception.
00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:10.000
I wanna do I hear that any nuance would stay on the lawyer.
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:15.199
I'm sorry, I'm doing a thing here, and you've just fucking cut my nuts off.
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:16.000
Sorry.
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:17.599
I apologize, I will.
00:51:18.000 --> 00:51:19.519
That's a rats.
00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:21.199
That's no worries.
00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:24.559
What do we want to do for when the trailer's baby said?
00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:28.639
Go for it.
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:29.760
I'll roll afterwards.
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:31.280
No, no, you roll.
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:33.920
That's 16.
00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:38.320
19 plus one, so that's a 20.
00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:47.840
So Bull Futler while this conversation's happening, and sees three rats holding bits of paper staring up at him from a drain.
00:51:48.320 --> 00:51:50.559
Yeah, I knew that that was gonna be really good.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:51.920
Do it.
00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:53.280
Do it.
00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:54.800
I'm just noticing something.
00:51:56.079 --> 00:51:59.599
And my mind is elsewhere, but you should keep talking.
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:02.159
It's already half it just fine.
00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:03.199
Just go do your thing.
00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:04.800
Notice the rats now.
00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:06.880
Go do your see out the rat.
00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:08.800
What does Tom see exactly?
00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:13.440
He sees three three rats within bits of paper staring up through the drain at him.
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:18.239
So, Bill, what does Bill what does does Bill tell anybody to do?
00:52:18.480 --> 00:52:20.000
Bill, Bill can talk to animals.
00:52:20.159 --> 00:52:20.400
Yeah.
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:20.719
Yeah.
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:22.079
I'm like, what you got there?
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:29.519
So you can't talk with animals and they go, what what do what would these characters say to Bill who's asking that question?
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:33.360
This one's a TV.
00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:35.280
Bonjour.
00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:38.639
Hello there, little Bye bye.
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:42.639
What huge titties you have for a rat.
00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:44.880
Merci, merci bien.
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:48.719
Um, Mister, we have pieces of cheese paper.
00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:56.400
Any chance you got a bandage there, mate?
00:52:56.960 --> 00:53:02.000
Well, funny thing is, can I see those little pieces of paper?
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:03.440
Yeah, we'll get to the paper, mate.
00:53:03.599 --> 00:53:04.559
Bandages first, I mean.
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:06.079
Yeah, treadful tread.
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:06.800
Okay.
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:07.679
Uh uh.
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:09.599
You have spelled.
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:14.559
I will not only give you a bandage, I will heal your wound.
00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:15.840
Oh my god, darling.
00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:17.280
So that's better than a bandage.
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:21.039
And then I do this touchy thing to the fat one.
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:22.800
Whoa.
00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:23.840
Whoa.
00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:24.639
This jacket.
00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:28.079
He's very skinny.
00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:28.800
I'm sorry.
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:29.920
He's a skinny rat.
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:31.119
It is a different world.
00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:32.639
I'm in a different world, man.
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:33.760
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:34.239
Yeah, thanks.
00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:35.920
Not really, but you know.
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:37.119
Here.
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.320
So I heal this one.
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:41.199
What one?
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:45.119
Obviously.
00:53:45.519 --> 00:53:46.480
I'm sorry.
00:53:46.719 --> 00:53:47.679
The fun the funny one?
00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:48.639
The funny one.
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:53.440
My good buddy, the skinny, nice little rat.
00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:55.920
She's got very big arms.
00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:56.480
Yeah.
00:53:57.360 --> 00:53:57.920
Thank you for that.
00:53:59.280 --> 00:53:59.840
What is that?
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:02.239
He's strong.
00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:07.840
Is the tit thing still fine?
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:09.119
Like I did.
00:54:11.840 --> 00:54:12.400
Sorry, I didn't.
00:54:13.039 --> 00:54:15.119
Honestly, like big tits, so it's a fact.
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:15.920
Thank you.
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:16.960
Okay, okay.
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:19.039
Well then then then then sorry.
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:20.000
It's just a noise.
00:54:20.239 --> 00:54:21.840
I need to apologize.
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:25.440
Sorry, I've got a bit of feelings.
00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:30.639
Tom just casts uh forget.
00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:34.480
Uh yeah.
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:38.000
Tom us you uh thanks, mate.
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:39.440
That's your back up to feel healthy.
00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:41.360
That's f I feel fucking great.
00:54:41.599 --> 00:54:47.039
Now give the give the can I have see those papers you got there, and I'm gonna give them a lot of things.
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:49.679
Yeah, here are papers.
00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:52.079
There's only paper, cheese.
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:52.719
There you go.
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:57.920
So you get all the bits of paper and you you can sell they're all muddled up and stuff.
00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:00.000
You just gotta say you arranged them.
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:02.639
I'm gonna make you roll for it because we've got a few minutes.
00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:07.199
Slide that piece of paper over to my good lawyer.
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:11.440
Stay on and scarfing.
00:55:11.679 --> 00:55:13.440
Scarface there, people.
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:15.119
Different folks.
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:16.880
Some plural store.
00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:21.119
Well, well, well.
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:24.639
If it isn't Scarface bag.
00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:28.320
What have we got here?
00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:31.519
I've had a couple drinks at the lawyer bar.
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:33.599
Which and Scarface bag.
00:55:33.920 --> 00:55:35.440
Where'd you get this paper from?
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:37.280
Real reliable source.
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:37.599
Yeah.
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:38.639
Three rats.
00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:42.960
Three rats from the floor.
00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:47.599
Oh my god, what does the pick or cheese tell you, sir?
00:55:51.280 --> 00:55:53.119
I'm gonna get crucified for this.
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:54.639
Why did I do this?
00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:56.239
Oh my god.
00:55:59.599 --> 00:56:01.360
I'm actually dizzy from laughing.
00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:10.639
The paper cheese when put all together, it says it's a letter to the Chancellor, to the judge, and it says Wait, from the Chancellor.
00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:12.239
From the Chancellor to the judge, yeah.
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:20.800
And it basically says, We've got to find a way to keep Bill Futler in the city till the boss arrives.
00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:23.920
Make sure whatever you do, he doesn't get out.
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:25.119
We've got to keep him here.
00:56:26.880 --> 00:56:28.800
So this is no good though, because the judge is in on it.
00:56:29.039 --> 00:56:30.400
The judge is in on it, yeah, so it's no good.
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:32.960
Well, is there anyone that you could tell in the city?
00:56:33.039 --> 00:56:33.760
Is there something like that?
00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:35.199
That's something that you mean.
00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:38.159
Well, you'll need to figure it out in the next episode.
00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:39.679
Yeah.
00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:40.800
Um, Mr.
00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:41.760
Big Man.
00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:46.960
Um, yes, little cute mousey rat.
00:56:47.440 --> 00:56:48.079
Who are you now?
00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:48.960
Who are you now?
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:51.199
Who is that?
00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:53.039
What was that voice attribute to?
00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:54.400
Because that was just Tom.
00:56:54.719 --> 00:56:55.519
That was just Tom.
00:56:55.920 --> 00:56:56.480
Just talk.
00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:57.360
Do I uh does it?
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:00.159
Oh, that's Bill.
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:00.719
That might be Bill.
00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:01.360
That might be Bill.
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:02.719
Bill, yeah, yeah.
00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:04.320
That might be Bill.
00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.119
Sorry, I thought you were still trying to be the rat, sorry.
00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:08.480
Have you seen, Mr.
00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:09.039
Big Man?
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:11.199
Have you seen a family of French rats?
00:57:11.440 --> 00:57:13.360
Big man, what do you mean by big rat?
00:57:14.000 --> 00:57:17.280
You are all sent little rat for the dick.
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:18.480
Excuse me.
00:57:18.719 --> 00:57:19.360
I'm a rat.
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:20.480
To me, you're quite big.
00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:21.360
Yeah, okay.
00:57:21.679 --> 00:57:23.280
Okay, what's what are we doing there?
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:24.079
Cute little rat?
00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:24.800
What do you got?
00:57:25.039 --> 00:57:26.880
I was looking for my family.
00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:28.880
Well, I don't think.
00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:35.599
I think maybe uh maybe you might um I don't think they're here, little rat.
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:39.519
I don't think um I think you're a rat.
00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:41.760
By the way, you don't live that long.
00:57:42.079 --> 00:57:44.960
What's your what's your how long have you been looking for your family for?
00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:48.880
For what's your family's name?
00:57:49.280 --> 00:57:50.400
Lovely little rat.
00:57:50.719 --> 00:57:51.920
You Stacy.
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:53.119
I obviously know that.
00:57:53.360 --> 00:57:54.880
What's your what's your family's name?
00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:55.840
Um I can't.
00:57:56.000 --> 00:57:56.960
You can't talk to rat.
00:57:57.440 --> 00:57:57.920
Of course I can't.
00:57:58.159 --> 00:57:58.639
I'm the only one.
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:00.239
Madjam.
00:58:01.199 --> 00:58:02.239
Yes, I have no idea.
00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:02.880
Sorry, I forgot.
00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:06.000
You said her name was Francois.
00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:10.559
Well, her last name was Francois.
00:58:11.119 --> 00:58:14.400
That has to come from Yeah, well, no, that's what I heard.
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:14.960
I don't know.
00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:16.000
Didn't I hear?
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:17.199
Oh, from the squeeze.
00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:17.599
Okay.
00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:18.639
Sure.
00:58:18.880 --> 00:58:19.360
Sure.
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:23.360
My last my family's last name is Clinthy.
00:58:25.280 --> 00:58:28.480
See, this is why I need to ask, because I knew they would be here.
00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:31.440
Clineffe is what she said, Stacy.
00:58:32.559 --> 00:58:33.760
I mean Clinthne.
00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:36.800
You're oh my god.
00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.199
Stacy picks up.
00:58:42.159 --> 00:58:46.320
I should have told, I could have told by the tits that you were a clinic.
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:51.920
Green at it.
00:58:55.280 --> 00:58:58.000
And then Carlos just beat it.
00:59:03.039 --> 00:59:06.239
Well, I think that brings an end to that episode.
00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:10.719
Uh we'll be back with an escape episode with Bill Futter and all the usual gang.
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:13.920
But you know, we You don't want to go to name drop then.
00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:14.559
Bill Futter.
00:59:18.960 --> 00:59:19.599
Sorry.
00:59:19.920 --> 00:59:22.000
Bill Futter and the rest of the game.
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:23.920
Yeah, but then the rest of the game.
00:59:24.320 --> 00:59:31.920
Bill Futter, Don Boggy Fanny's Big Win, and of course, Sean Michaels as the giant breakout of this whole situation.
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We'll see you next time.
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Thank you so much for listening to Comics Quest.
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I would like to say thank you, especially to Kitty Preston for our amazing logo, Alan Orr for the music, and Sean Stables on sound.
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Here we are again.
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We are four comedians draft in the land of Dungeons and Dragons.
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How are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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Whoa!
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This is Comic Quest.
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I actually think we should roll for it.
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Under ten, it's rat above ten, it's should we all roll?
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Yeah.
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What does that mean?
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Doing this three.
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Oh yeah, best of three.
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Under ten is rat, above ten is escape.
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Oh wow.
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Three.
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So that's one for rat.
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One for escape.
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Okay.
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Rat.
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Okay, right it is.
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Okay.
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Well, we've just been recording that, so you may have helped us make the decisions of what we're doing in this episode.
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Uh in a previous episode, uh Don Baldree befriended a rat called Ashley Cole who had his rat army.
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You may have noticed that those rats just disappeared.
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Sadly.
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Just gone into the night.
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But uh what we've what we've decided to do is it's really different from eye to eye as well.
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Yeah.
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Oh well, there's two different prescriptions.
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We better try on Tom's glasses first.
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Wow.
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What we're gonna do is we're gonna Well now I can see everybody.
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How cool, and I can see.
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They are good signals.
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We're gonna play as members of the Rat Army who uh the while the cool cock case and escapes have been going on, the rat army's been working on a secret mission, and we'll reveal and figure out the secret mission as the game.
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Hell yeah, we have.
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What are our rat voices?
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Well, that's too.
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Hi, everybody.
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I was new.
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Hey, hey, hey, super sustainable, perfect.
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Oh do that all day.
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Okay.
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What's yours?
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I might be a wee jordie rat.
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Nah, nah, nah.
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Didn't like it.
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Didn't like it.
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Come find me.
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Okay.
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I got choose.
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Well, I might be a wee Jordi.
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I'm going to be a far eastern rat.
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I am going to be I'm going to be a French rat.
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Oh, that's quite good.
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I'm a French rat.
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That's quite good.
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That's quite good.
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Well, lock.
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I dock it.
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Sounds sounds pretty French if frog to me.
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French frog.
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Do they still say frog?
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Does it still fall?
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Do they still say frogs in front?
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No, no, no.
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I mean, it's a granny.
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Le Pen.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But oh man, see, I don't this is where I'm going.
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Am I about to get educated?
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And I'll have to reflect.
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Probably nerd.
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But if that's ever if that's ever your instinct, the answer is probably yes.
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Okay, then I'm not gonna Well, I just remember, Liam, you're on your first thing.
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I can't even remember why.
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It sounds derogatory.
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It does.
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It totally is.
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Nobody's ever been on the fog unless it's in a good way.
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Yeah.
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I'll find my uh voice on the night.
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I'll do it on the night.
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It'll come to me.
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Fuck it, we'll do it live.
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Yes, fuck it.
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We'll do it.
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We'll do it live.
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So uh you you d you just gotta pull out this uh I was gonna ask if you wanted to do it.
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I'm not to Australian.
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Oh Australian rat.
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So I was gonna ask you why I give your rat.
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No, fuck it, New Zealand.
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Easy.
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I was gonna ask you why I give your rats a wee bit of backstory if you wanted, that's up to you.
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Yes, my name is Claire, and I am a French speaking rat because French speaking?
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Yes.
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So you speak in French?
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Well, um France.
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Please try and do the whole episode in French.
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Uh d'accord.
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Uh, she can actually do it.
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Somebody was in grade eight listening to French.
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Uh uh.
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Is this good for the episode though?
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It could be good for the five lessons.
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Yeah.
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Oh, they'll hate this.
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They'll hate this.
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Uh film Ratatouille.
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Your favorite film is Ratatouille?
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No, it's like my life is like the film Ratatouille.
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Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
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So I was little rat, uh boom boom, shot at wow, trauma.
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And then I went in the river and I went woo-do-do, and I was in the and uh in the sewers, and then I uh whenever I ate cheese and crackers, I could see colours.
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And uh that's accurate, this is all in the film.
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That's all in the film.
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And but yeah, my name is Travis.
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It's a great little rare little I oh my god.
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Um I had a family, and and uh but I left them because uh I'm actually in the middle of the film rather to me.
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So I've just been separated from my family, and I found a gang of rats, and so I'm trying to find my family.
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I I got uh do you know that movie uh where he's a like Fifel?
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Where it's a little he's a little mouse, and they're they go to New York and they're like a Jewish family of of mice, and um and it's this whole story.
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Five or five You guys didn't watch it.
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Once upon a time are you all in New York?
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What?
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I don't have another one.
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I think it's one I mean I don't want to tell the French person how it's pressed, but I think it's Eiffel, maybe you're trying to say, as in the L.
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I will go to Tom and Tom's lap.
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Which was that called?
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Maya.
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Well, my I'm Cleatus.
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Cleatus.
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And uh sorry, real quick.
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Look at him! Five Elmskovitz.
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Oh that's once upon a time, right?
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Was that the movie?
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I I I want to say I got that right.
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An American tale.
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I knew I was close.
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I knew I was close.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I knew I was big.
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I don't believe everything.
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Separated from his family, but then they find him.
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It's a beautiful film.
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And then he goes, uh Five Goes West, where he turns into a mega.
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I've seen Five Goes West.
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Yeah.
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So you saw the sequel, but not the original.
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That's crazy.
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Anyway, so sorry.
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Um Clitis the Clites.
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Don't worry, I like the backstory of anything.
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Really?
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Well, I was uh I was I was born um bayou uh way back when uh um from a litter of 32, I'm the only surviving member.
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I've never met my parents before, and I and I how come you never met your parents?
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Well, everybody see, I was in we were we were down there and it was a cold snap, and more I watched most of my brothers die.
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I had to eat a few of them to stay at all.
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I had the feeling he ate some of them.
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Yeah, well, I'm a rat, you know, it's not uncommon to eat your kin.
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Uh but I did not I did not know uh my parents, so I've been on I've been wandering around trying to find a family that I could be a part of.
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It's beautiful.
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And when when the rat army came along and and he saw I was I had no no clothes or no money, they just came and they invited me into their family, and I've been I've been killing for them ever since.
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That's what I do.
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I mean, until somebody says that I'm not allowed to hang out with you anymore, uh I'll be part of this army probably for the rest of my life.
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And I hope I don't have to eat any of these.
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Opportunist cannibalism.
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We should have been, we should have done like pinky in the brain.
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Anyway.
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Anyway, well, uh anyways, I'm a cannibal rat that's eating his family, and I just I'm looking for another family to snack off.
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I got the taste for rat meat, really.
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So you are here to eat up.
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Yeah, you know.
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I'll just keep well.
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You look tasty.
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How big are you?
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Get him.
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So uh Gav, do I introduce this to you of the Yeah, no worries there, mate?
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Uh my little rat.
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Uh uh sounds like he's from uh New Zealand.
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Uh born in.
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I'm just fuck it.
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There's two beautiful backstories there already.
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Why don't we have just one rat born into this little rat pack, if I can call it that?
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A little joke there, but the rat.
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What was your name again?
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I haven't said that yet.
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My name is My name will be start with a C.
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It should start with a Clarice and Cletus.
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All right, well, my name will be Carl.
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Yeah, that's I'm happy with that.
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Carl?
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Carl the rat.
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Carl.
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Born in.
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I was fucking born into this little rat pack.
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Did the joke again.
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It's called a colbat.
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Uh but yeah, no, no, no trauma, no cannibalism over here.
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Just happy to be involved and happy to be part of the rat pack.
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I've done it three times.
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Bloody hell.
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So when you, when I'm speaking, this is the rat that you should picture.
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Oh my god, you've drawn your little rat.
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That's that's so ridiculous.
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Let's see that.
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I want to see it up.
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She's got big boobs.
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Oh fuck.
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I don't think she's ever drawn anything.
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She's okay.
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Show me a drawing where you've just given a girl small boobs.
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If it's accurate, it's accurate.
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Just Terry says massive titties.
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Let's just talk about what the what is happening in the episode.
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So that this this collection, this collection of rats has been sent on a special mission by the leader, Ashley Cole.
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Ashley Cole was promised a lot of cheese by Don Boltry.
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Don Boltry, as soon as he got into the castle, which was the agreement of Ashley Cole, that he would get the cheese once he achieved that mission.
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It was cast aside and sent back into the city.
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I do remember the promise of the cheese.
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He's not lying, that was real.
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How much cheese?
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Cheese you couldn't imagine.
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The whole conversation was in meme, so there wasn't a specific number, it was just hand gestures.
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A lot of cheese.
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So uh what's happened is you've been sent into the castle to check.
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Let me let me draw a dick on the cheese.
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That's an actual two bloody meetings, am I?
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Yeah.
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You don't miss a trick.
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Yeah, yeah, you eat rats, and yeah, I'm terrified of you, but you're bloody quick worded, I'll leave you then.
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Well, you've been sent into the castle to to try and find figure out where the cheese is kept in the castle.
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So uh there is three tunnels ahead of you, and it's up to the three of you which tunnel you go down.
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Well, I think the first decision we need to make, Clarice, as the woman of the group, you should make the decision for us, because we're just silly little fucking silly little Well, you're a cannibal, mate.
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So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna necessarily follow your opinion.
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Cannibal, I just you know, if there's nothing else around.
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I think we've got two choices.
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Either we all go down the same tunnel, stick as a group, huh?
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A little peck.
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I might keep calling us a rat heck.
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I'm enjoying that gig, or we take a tunnel each.
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What would you want to do, Clarissa?
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Yeah, I think the last time, uh splitting up didn't really work the last time, but I mean we could.
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Well, this is our first game, so clearly there is no last time.
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Oh, that's right.
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We're talking about me.
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Look, you sons of bitches.
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Um I s I make the ground here.
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And we will stay as one group, thank you.
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You say one group, you know, stick on one group.
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So which tunnel would you like to would you like me to tell you you could all you uh an insight or a perception to tell you more about the tunnels?
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Yeah, let's rub the perception.
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Insight rolling.
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Fourteen.
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Fourteen?
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You gotta roll the room.
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Fourteen.
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Well twenty.
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Twenty.
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First one old school.
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Yay! Toast it, you tossed it as a glove.
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It's not as cool.
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I mean, I don't like the last game.
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Nine, not as good.
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So uh Cletus with his heightened senses from eating all of his fret, and he's he's I eat more than just the bread.
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No one would eat it.
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It was But it seems to be a first choice for you, no.
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Well, it's more uh what I can't remember the movie alive.
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It's more of an alive thing.
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I don't know if you remember that movie with Ryan Reynolds.
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No, it was about a bunch of the football players that uh got their plane crashed in the Alps and they had to eat each other.
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Now, they weren't cannibals, but uh anyways, I just want to say I like.
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You have you have seen so many films for a rat.
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Well, you know, I was a little bored there for a little while, so I just got my Netflix account.
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In between meals, was it?
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In between meals.
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But Clitus and I can tell is there's one tunnel that smells like rats, like a lot of other rats.
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Well, we don't want to go down there, do we?
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Well, Claytis is the only one that knows this.
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Oh.
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So Claytis is gonna make Claytus can then tell you s what in terms of what Clitus wants to do because he's got the highest one, so he's the one that's gonna be.
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There's one that smells of it's a weird kind of smell that's almost kind of magical, you know, like that.
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I've never smelled anything like that before.
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And then there's another tunnel that just smells completely of shit.
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So Yum, we like shit.
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The only tunnel the uh Clarice can smell is the shit tunnel.
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That's the one that's very overpowering.
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Ooh, yummy.
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I you know, I like a good turd more than anyone.
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Well, I can't smell shit.
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I can't smell magic, and I cannot smell rat.
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Do you know?
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Uh I feel like I'm doing like Pepe Le Pew.
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I feel like that's where I'm going.
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Um uh so when I smell shit.
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I'll tell you, there's uh there's a bunch of rats down that one over there.
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Uh do you like your wanna go meet?
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I'm always into meat more rats.
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This guy also there's something.
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There's something funny about the middle one there.
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There's this.
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When I was sleeping last night, I got woken up.
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You were chewing on my leg.
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I was.
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He likes to gnaw on you when you're asleep.
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You're really gonna wake up finally awake either there.
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This is you were sleep chewing.
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I was sleep chewing, you bet I was.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Uh, but uh just try not to sleep too close to me because you kind of taste you.
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If it happens again, I will be, you know.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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I'll probably eat your leg off before you even ever do nothing.
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Be careful.
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You gotta give him respect for the honesty.
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Yeah, he's not hiding it.
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Oh, well, you're looking for an apology.
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He's putting up his hands and saying, I want to eat all you.
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I apologize for gnawing on your leg.
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Okay, but uh I mean, come on.
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I just think that next time you gnaw my leg, I I eat your leg.
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Well, let's do it.
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Well, it's a date.
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We got we're just we're gonna dead.
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We got dinner now.
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Cletus feels like if he's gonna get cannibal.
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Let's just go all the way.
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I don't know what's w uh going on over there.
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But anyway, I might just head down the middle tunnel.
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I like yeah, the ma there's there's something magical or something, anyways.
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Well, that sounds better than rats or before the old knee gnawing shit happens.
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Yeah, well, uh personally I'd vote the the middle tunnel, it's better than rats.
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We've been there.
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We know that game.
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You fucking eat them.
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And it's better than turtle.
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But we're not gonna eat or want we want cheese is what we want.
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Yeah, cheese is way magical cheese in the middle.
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I agree.
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So is it just us three, is there a bunch of rats?
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It's just it's just used to you smell it you the first tunnel, uh that's the one that smells like that.
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The middle one's the magical one, and the top one is the shit one.
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So are you just wanting to fold me middle?
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Well, we gotta do the middle bit.
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Okay, shut the fuck up, you stupid bastards.
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We're right into the middle of the.
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You're getting quite aggressive, though.
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There's a lot of reasons like French, you know.
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What is French anyways?
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I don't even know.
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In this clear tunnel.
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Uh so you walk down the middle tunnel and you see a door uh and it's got like kind of it's like purple kind of shimmering coming off the corners of the door.
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And there's a uh like a a sign above it and it says uh My mind is plagued for a password.
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And as you walk in, the door goes, I need a voice for the door.
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The door goes, Oh hello there! Oh hey.
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Oh, freaking me out.
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Get this guy on SNL.
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Get this guy on N.
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We're all doing auditions for SNL, too.
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I'm not I'm looking for it.
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Tom, I think that's clear.
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I'm so now as we said off camera.
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We all know that ship very much sails, I think.
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But uh me and Kate still young and prippy young comics on the app.
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You go get them, people.
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You go don't look your mate.
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You go get people.
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You're right.
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My mind is plagued for a password.
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Plague.
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Plague rat.
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Uh which rats uh we do the black death?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A plague on all your houses?
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That's from a play.
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Oh, biblical.
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You are so well read, Carl.
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I believe it's Shakespeare, isn't it?
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Oh, when he was gnawing on my leg there, I had a quick read.
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Wow.
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Shakespeare.
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It's quite good.
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I actually like it when he gnaws.
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Oh, you do.
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Somewhere between an orgasm and a tickle, I find.
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Well, you know, my teeth aren't as sharp as it used to be.
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What's your teeth are just to the tiny nubs, flattened nubs?
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It's hard for me to eat.
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So your cannibalism is just bad.
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I'm like the worst cannibal ever.
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Thanks for watching.
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Yeah.
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Six hours.
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Come on.
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Go below the knee, no.
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Can we cut this up and maybe put it strong?
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So what's that mean?
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A plague smoothie?
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Oh, plague.
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Okay, so wait, the door of one of these.
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So the daughter sent it, and the door talked to her, and it was like, oh, hello there!
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Hello, Zador.
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What a door.
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I'm feeling a bit wooden today, guys.
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Funniest door I've ever met.
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Cool.
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Um I think we would like to go sort of you.
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Do you know what is on the other side of you?
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Oh, yeah, I know what's on the other side.
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It's my backside.
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Yeah, alright.
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Well, that joke's not as good as the first one, but you know.
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I appreciate that.
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It's pretty good.
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Yeah, of course you would.
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Um, what does the little riddle mean there?
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Plague I'll plague you for a password.
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What's that mean?
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My mind is pl my fucking how I'm taking on.
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Um my mind is plagued for a password.
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Yeah, what's that mean, there, door?
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That's my password.
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That's how you uh that's how I get opened.
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Is it uh Black Death?
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That is the password, yeah.
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A new answer.
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Oh, well, it could have been that older Shakespeare thing.
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It was always a top rate like that.
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It was always just a 50-50, I reckon.
00:20:56.960 --> 00:20:57.759
Well, that's the door.
00:20:57.839 --> 00:20:59.519
I bet the door clarifying out.
00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:01.599
What if we'd said a plague on both your houses?
00:21:01.680 --> 00:21:02.960
Would that have been the password?
00:21:03.200 --> 00:21:05.839
I literally have no idea what that is, man.
00:21:06.319 --> 00:21:07.359
Okay, he can't hear me.
00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:09.200
Well let's just come in, let's just banner him.
00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:10.480
Well the door doesn't open.
00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:13.920
What's the password, Mr.
00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:14.720
Door?
00:21:17.039 --> 00:21:17.359
Mr.
00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:22.640
Door La Porte, La Porte, ouvre la porte.
00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:25.039
It's doctor door to you, right?
00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:30.400
But what the thing is, you've gotta get me to say the password or I don't open.
00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:36.240
Oh do you know all right, Kay, quickly, quickly, 'cause we've all been throwing in references.
00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:36.960
Oh no.
00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:38.319
I want to throw in a reference.
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Has anyone here ever played the video game?
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It takes two.
00:21:44.400 --> 00:21:45.759
It takes to what?
00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:46.400
It takes two.
00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:47.359
What does it take two?
00:21:47.599 --> 00:21:48.880
No, it that's what the game's called.
00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:49.519
It takes two.
00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:52.319
What does it take it takes two It takes two.
00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:54.160
As in people, it takes two.
00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:56.640
It takes not one, it takes two people.
00:21:57.039 --> 00:21:57.839
It takes two what?
00:21:58.400 --> 00:21:59.759
This is what the game's fucking called.
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There is a book.
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It's about a marriage that's fallen apart and the dictates two people.
00:22:09.200 --> 00:22:14.319
Yeah, that's what Naw on her fucking leg.
00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:17.119
There's a sick.
00:22:17.599 --> 00:22:23.759
There's there's a th there's a book in that game and you the the door sounds exactly like the book.
00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:27.519
I've I've not a fantastic account.
00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:31.279
If people have played that game and they're hearing that, they'll all be thinking what I'm thinking.
00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:33.599
It's the book from It Tinks Two.
00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:37.759
I got it on the D D subreddit suggestions that don't like you.
00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:38.400
Okay.
00:22:39.599 --> 00:22:40.480
Hold on here.
00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:46.319
Now was the the was the password black The Do Bragg The Do yeah, but the Doe has to say it.
00:22:46.559 --> 00:22:52.160
Um say two words that rhyme with rack breag.
00:22:56.079 --> 00:22:57.359
Just so many words.
00:23:01.119 --> 00:23:01.680
What did you say?
00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:03.680
Oh it wasn't.
00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:05.680
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's just try.
00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:06.799
Mr.
00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:07.680
Do Dr.
00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:08.400
Dor.
00:23:08.799 --> 00:23:11.759
Um can you just say the words black plague?
00:23:12.799 --> 00:23:13.279
Yeah.
00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:16.240
You you want me to say black plague?
00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:17.599
Bango.
00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:21.680
That's fine, because that is not the password.
00:23:21.920 --> 00:23:23.039
Oh no, you switched it.
00:23:24.559 --> 00:23:26.079
That's the problem with the smoke.
00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:27.200
You're so bloody smug.
00:23:27.440 --> 00:23:27.599
Wait.
00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:29.039
You switched it.
00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:33.119
It was originally you've said it before and it wasn't that.
00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:35.839
You've used plague on both your houses.
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I knew I was right.
00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:40.480
You've picked up one word for each and put them together.
00:23:41.039 --> 00:23:42.480
I've not seen it, but it was like.
00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:45.279
What was what was your initial plague thought then?
00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:45.920
Black death.
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Black death.
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Black death's different than black plague.
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Oh, sorry.
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:51.759
I have not I'm not well today.
00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:52.319
I don't think it's a big thing.
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Black death.
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We wanted to say black death.
00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:55.680
Okay.
00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:56.400
Mr.
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Dr.
00:23:57.119 --> 00:23:57.279
Do.
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Can you say the words uh Black Death?
00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:06.240
That would be very easy, so that's not how this game works.
00:24:06.319 --> 00:24:08.079
You're gonna have to try and trick me.
00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:11.759
Okay, what is the colour of darkness?
00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:14.640
Uh dark.
00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:16.000
That's not a colour.
00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:16.799
You know this.
00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:18.400
Well well, where is the dark?
00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:19.759
Where am I where it's dark?
00:24:19.920 --> 00:24:20.799
Oh my god.
00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:23.920
Right, no, I think I've got it, mate.
00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:26.880
Mate, mate, mate, I think I've got it.
00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:28.240
Let me try something.
00:24:28.480 --> 00:24:29.359
Go for it.
00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:30.319
Alright, door.
00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:35.279
Two questions, and I want you to answer both the questions with one word.
00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:39.599
What Corey, please have some fucking belief in me here.
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:45.599
Right, let me find the I need to figure the correct wording for the second question.
00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:55.359
What colour of skin does famous American actor Eddie Murphy have?
00:24:56.160 --> 00:24:57.839
Is that not is that not right?
00:24:58.799 --> 00:24:59.519
That would get us there.
00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:00.480
That would get us there.
00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:09.759
And the second question, what usually happens when comedian uh Gareth Much uh performs on stage?
00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:11.599
In one word.
00:25:14.240 --> 00:25:15.119
One word each.
00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:15.920
One word each.
00:25:16.240 --> 00:25:17.680
So two words total.
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:22.559
What if the words hyphen well fuck it?
00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:26.640
The word it's hyphenated, so African American and laughter.
00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:28.319
He is good.
00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:29.519
I should have picked a different comic.
00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:31.119
Yeah.
00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:31.920
Hmm.
00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:33.920
Black.
00:25:34.319 --> 00:25:37.839
Oh, there's a now do you know any music, Dor?
00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:40.720
I know any tune you want me to hum.
00:25:41.680 --> 00:25:51.200
I really want to remember there's a there's a song by Pearl Jam called what's that song?
00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:51.920
It's called.
00:25:52.240 --> 00:25:53.119
Even flow?
00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.839
Hey, you heard.
00:25:57.200 --> 00:25:58.960
That's another thing I do when you're knowing on me.
00:25:59.359 --> 00:26:00.720
It's all black.
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:01.839
Yeah, black.
00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:04.240
There's other bands.
00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:05.599
Oh, there's a black band now.
00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:07.759
You've picked a band without blank in it.
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:07.920
Yeah.
00:26:10.559 --> 00:26:10.880
Oh.
00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:12.480
Oh shit.
00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:14.640
Oh we should do a fill-in-the-blanks.
00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:15.359
That's what we should do.
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:15.680
Oh, yeah.
00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:22.160
Fill in the blanks, please, of these two sentences.
00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:27.599
Uh famous band, The Blank Keys.
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:33.599
And I need a fill in the blank for this.
00:26:34.160 --> 00:26:38.000
Uh a place in Arizona, something valley.
00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:41.359
A place in Arizona, blank valley.
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:44.799
Fill in the blanks, please, in two concise words, Dor.
00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:47.759
So what what's the sentence again?
00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:55.599
The best the blank keys and popular American bands.
00:26:56.079 --> 00:27:04.079
Popular American band, the blank keys, and place in Phoenix Arizona Phoenix.
00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:06.400
Blank Valley.
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:09.200
Two words concisely, please, door.
00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:11.759
Okay, so he goes.
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:15.920
The popular American band, the black keys.
00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:17.839
I just need you to fill in the the blanks.
00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:18.799
So what were the blanks?
00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:20.640
I'm filling in the blanks of descendants.
00:27:20.799 --> 00:27:22.000
Yeah, but I don't need the whole sentence.
00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:23.839
I need the blanks.
00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:28.160
I'm a magical door and a magical land.
00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:29.359
This is the only fun I get.
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:31.839
Do you think that a lot of people are coming down here to speak to a door?
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:33.039
Right, right, I got it.
00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:34.079
Excuse me, Dr.
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:34.799
Doch.
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:38.640
Um, what is the opposite of uh colour of white?
00:27:39.680 --> 00:27:40.480
Technical.
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:43.440
No, you s you're peeing away.
00:27:44.319 --> 00:27:45.599
I'm gonna fucking kick the door down.
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:47.279
Do it, do it, roll, roll the hip.
00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:48.240
Roll to the head.
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:50.240
I draw the kick the door down.
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:58.400
Cletus is just rubbing his teeth against the door.
00:27:58.559 --> 00:27:59.519
How much you get?
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:01.200
Whoa.
00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:02.240
It's gone now.
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:02.720
Twenty.
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:03.279
Twenty.
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:04.480
Uh to what?
00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:05.440
Kick the door, didn't they?
00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:05.759
Yeah.
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:13.279
So you run at the door and then the magical kind of- Have this door, you technicolor cut.
00:28:13.599 --> 00:28:20.880
So the the door, the magical kind of purple stuff, it creates almost like a bubble around it, and you bounce and you go flying by.
00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:26.480
No, don't bring back the fart.
00:28:26.559 --> 00:28:27.759
I did my own little noise.
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:30.319
It's when you land.
00:28:31.039 --> 00:28:33.920
Oh, my little I did a little rat fart there.
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:34.640
Ooh.
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:35.759
Apologies.
00:28:38.559 --> 00:28:40.240
Now I gotta be accountable.
00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:43.680
That's just taste it.
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:45.359
Taste it.
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:48.079
Oh, this door's a piece of shit.
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:52.880
Um just say the fucking words, mate.
00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:57.519
Just say the words, but we're giving you questions to try and trick you.
00:28:57.599 --> 00:28:59.519
You're not up for being tricked, mate.
00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:00.880
You're not up for it.
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:06.319
I love being tricked, but I love playing games, so let's play a game and maybe we get there.
00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:08.640
What's the opposite of being alive?
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:10.880
Jesus hates Christ.
00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:15.759
The object of being alive is being dead.
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:18.720
What is another word for dead?
00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:19.440
Gun.
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:22.400
Gun.
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:23.920
Bad bad.
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:26.160
No, he's not eminent.
00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:26.880
He wants to play a.
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:32.240
In French, when you orgasm, we call it Le Petit Mor.
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:36.000
In English, that translates to the little.
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:39.839
The only French I know is manjune.
00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:44.400
He said he wants to play a game.
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:46.559
What game do you want to play, Dor?
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:49.359
What game what game do you want to play, Dor?
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:51.440
I like ISPY.
00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:52.880
Oh right, all right.
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:53.440
I spy.
00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.279
That's not how you play I spy, mate.
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.319
It's really not how you play in any conceivable way.
00:30:02.720 --> 00:30:03.519
Don't forget.
00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:05.200
Oh, Juliet!
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:10.480
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with me.
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:15.519
The in this cave?
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:17.920
Yeah, it's a lot in this cave, mate.
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:19.759
A lot of it in this cave, mate.
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:20.079
B.
00:30:20.640 --> 00:30:22.400
It's Z.
00:30:23.599 --> 00:30:23.680
B.
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:26.559
Thanks for being a cave that starts with B.
00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:29.039
It's pretty black, mate.
00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:33.039
What colour in this cave starts with B that you see?
00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:33.920
Brown.
00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:35.839
Why would it be fucking brown?
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:36.960
It's not correct.
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:38.000
Guess again.
00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:38.799
Because the mud.
00:30:39.039 --> 00:30:39.839
There's brown button in the bottom.
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:40.559
Guess again.
00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:41.359
Guess again, right?
00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:43.920
A colour in this cave that starts with B.
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:44.960
Correct, mate.
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:46.480
Those are the parameters.
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:48.720
Brown's in the cave.
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:49.839
You don't want brown in the case.
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:50.640
It's not brown now.
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:56.000
You lose What about black?
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.759
Correct, mate.
00:30:58.720 --> 00:31:01.519
What's in this cave?
00:31:02.640 --> 00:31:03.440
My own.
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.759
I think now I'm gonna fake my own.
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:09.440
What's he faking, mate?
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:11.680
Chest pains.
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:18.559
No shit, it's upgraded there from chest pain to it's chest pain to fainting.
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:20.000
No, he's not fainting, mate.
00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:20.640
No, stay down.
00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:21.359
I've seen his head.
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:22.559
He's not breezing.
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:24.640
He is not breezing.
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:29.440
So you'd say he's probably in need of resuscitation.
00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:34.160
Door, I am gonna kick your fucking head in in a minute, Meg.
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:36.240
I swear to God, mate.
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:40.319
There's no other or You don't want to play I Spy, mate.
00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:42.240
You don't want to fucking play it, because here we are playing.
00:31:43.920 --> 00:31:47.119
But even then we need to say both fucking words.
00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:56.880
What is the sign why do you n what if I could ask you a question right now, what two words do you want to say the least, what would those words be?
00:31:58.160 --> 00:31:59.599
I'm sorry, dare.
00:31:59.839 --> 00:32:02.240
Oh, for the love of shit, that's three words as well.
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:03.440
Sorry, sorry.
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:04.720
Sorry, dare.
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:07.839
You know what?
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:11.680
This is why we shouldn't be f what we're rats.
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:12.559
What are we doing here?
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:16.319
Why don't we go f we'll get a handle cave and go to the old rats then?
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:17.039
Find out what they're doing.
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:17.599
Yeah, you know what?
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:19.440
Fuck it, let's go down the turd tunnel.
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:21.920
That's gotta be better than this fucking cuntid door.
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:24.000
That's what you are, mate.
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:25.279
You're a cuntid door.
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:33.200
In French, we call the orgasm a little, and then it's something that starts with a D.
00:32:33.920 --> 00:32:34.559
Guess the word.
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:36.960
You know we want you to say death, mate.
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:38.319
Yeah.
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:40.160
That's the whole game with.
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:41.039
Just say it.
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:41.920
Say what?
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:43.680
Say black death.
00:32:43.839 --> 00:32:44.319
Why?
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:45.839
Because it'll open the door.
00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:47.119
Why does he want the door open?
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:49.279
Because we're sick of your shit, mate.
00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:51.359
Oh, that's not nice.
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:54.400
Feels like this friendship might be dying.
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:55.359
It's dead.
00:32:57.759 --> 00:33:04.559
Give me a how you feeling about picking the rat game, Kent?
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:06.960
Still up for it, are we?
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:07.759
Yes.
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:09.599
Should have done the escape game.
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:09.920
No.
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:12.000
No.
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.279
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:16.160
Mr.
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:21.119
Uh Dorr, if that is uh sorry, uh desolate Dr.
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:21.839
Dorr.
00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:22.799
That's right.
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:27.920
You know, there was another doctor in popular media.
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:30.000
Doctor Who?
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:32.079
No, incorrect, I guess again.
00:33:33.039 --> 00:33:33.920
Doctor No.
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:37.759
Incorrect Doctor House.
00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:38.640
Wrong.
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:40.319
Oh, I do love that show.
00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:43.519
Doctor.
00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:45.839
Doctor Doom.
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:47.359
Oh, closer.
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:48.000
Warmer.
00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:48.319
Ooh.
00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:49.359
Oh, I like it.
00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:50.319
You're really good.
00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:52.799
Why you're really good at this game.
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:54.799
It's warmer, but not quite right.
00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:56.480
Doc Brown.
00:33:57.279 --> 00:33:58.880
No, it's getting colder.
00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:00.559
It's getting colder again.
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:01.920
Gavorkian.
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:05.359
Doctor.
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:08.079
Dr.
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:08.800
Dr.
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:09.519
Doom, Dr.
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:10.079
Death, Dr.
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:13.119
Dr.
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:13.760
Death.
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:15.280
Is that correct?
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:15.760
Wow.
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:20.000
So basically, far apart from each other, you have said the words black and death.
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:21.840
Yeah, but you gotta get me the pin together.
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:23.119
All right, buddy.
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:25.039
I pull out again.
00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:30.880
Right, let's do a little uh uh it's like uh acting exercise.
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:35.360
I took a couple acting classes, uh, and we'll sometimes Who did you play?
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:36.159
Uh Dr.
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:36.880
Doodlittle.
00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:41.199
Uh the one you were fucking thinking of, mate.
00:34:41.679 --> 00:34:45.199
Uh so we it's like a warm-up exercise.
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:51.840
We would say we would go Rack Death Black Death, Rack Death, Black Death.
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:52.400
Try it?
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.639
So I do rack death and you do the other bit.
00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:57.440
I'll d how about I'll do rat death, you do the other bit.
00:34:57.599 --> 00:34:58.239
Rat death.
00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:03.280
He got it, he got it.
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:06.880
Say rat death ten times as fast as you can.
00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:10.800
Rat def, rat, death, rat def, rat, death, rat, def, rat, def, rat def, red death.
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:15.119
Right, say, say, say brack, say brack def.
00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:18.159
Def with an F as fast as you can.
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:19.119
A million times.
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:23.599
What it was Breck Death.
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:26.400
Break death, brack deaf, breath, deaf, break, def.
00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:27.599
Keep it going, speaking up.
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:32.639
Break, deaf, break, spear, break, deaf, break, deaf, break, deaf, break, deaf, breath, def.
00:35:33.519 --> 00:35:35.360
I think that was a black one.
00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:36.400
I think we got you there.
00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:39.440
I think my enunciation was I'm not.
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:40.079
Okay, Liam.
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:43.920
So uh you what uh could use all one run at that.
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:46.000
Yes.
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:47.280
Well, that was mine.
00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:48.000
The MF.
00:35:48.559 --> 00:35:51.039
I'm fucking But we can run again.
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:51.519
Okay.
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:53.199
Real raw, roll, roll, man.
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:59.039
If you ask a question, what would the what the quay the answer could be just the word black death.
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:00.800
So what you could ask a question.
00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:04.719
I've tried to do that, but American comedian and Gareth Mudd rather than.
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:11.039
You could put two things together, but you could ask it because Black Death is an actual thing, so you could ask it the way Quiz!
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.159
Quiz alert, subduct the dog, quiz time.
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:33.280
What was the uh plague that was carried by rats uh across Europe in the oh god nine in the history, in the history of uh what um was the name of that disease when it caught and it caused people's limbs to turn black from their extremities inwards?
00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:43.599
Okay, I gonna answer the question because I love answering questions, but I want you to know I'm I'm a lonely door, so when I answer this question, can you please promise you'll come back and speak to me again?
00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:44.079
Oh, yeah.
00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:46.079
Sure thing might be course, mate.
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:46.639
You're the two.
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:49.280
I've enjoyed every segment of this, Mike.
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:50.639
Did you say anything?
00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:51.840
Yeah, I don't know.
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:53.679
That's it.
00:36:56.719 --> 00:37:10.960
The popul the the the plague the popular plague of uh the 1800s that caused blotching on the skin and was carried by rats was of course the Black Death.
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:12.639
Excellent.
00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:14.320
So 28 minutes that mate.
00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:16.800
Just so we all know 28 minutes that took.
00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:20.480
Well, really, something behind me trick it.
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:23.199
I didn't know you could just do that.
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.440
Yeah, it felt like we had to trick him.
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:27.760
Well, you can't you have Fuck it, Dr.
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:28.880
Doll, open that.
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:34.960
So the door opens, it swings open, and you see a room full of cheese.
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.400
Oh, we're never coming back behind you, mate.
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:39.440
Go fuck yourself.
00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:40.079
Yeah.
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:42.719
Maybe he can speak from the other side of the door as well.
00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:45.840
You kill him, but he's muffled because he's now pressed up against the wall.
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:47.599
He's just like, Yeah, I told you.
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:49.440
My back's sad.
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:52.320
Close yourself down.
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:56.079
So that was what smelt magical was cheese?
00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:57.760
But the door smelt magical.
00:37:58.000 --> 00:37:59.039
Oh my god.
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:02.000
Can I run at any cheese?
00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:02.880
Uh yeah, sure.
00:38:03.199 --> 00:38:03.679
Jump into my.
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:04.719
Do I need to roll for that?
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:06.639
No, I was just saying what I did.
00:38:06.960 --> 00:38:12.880
We run, I dive into the cheese, and I kind of burrow down my spiral in.
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:17.840
I'm uh I'm making a rat out of one of the cheese.
00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:24.960
Yeah, then I'm making a rat thing, and so everybody roll so you all ate the cheese?
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:25.920
Yeah, oh no.
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:26.800
Oh no.
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:29.519
So everybody roll me a D20.
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:30.960
This is Oh, God.
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:33.519
Do we want this to be low or high?
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:35.199
Fucking hell.
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:36.480
You got 19.
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:38.000
16.
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.760
16, and you got 19?
00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:40.400
Yeah.
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:47.119
So as you're eating the cheese, you if you feel uh cowl, he feels a rumbling in his stomach.
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:48.719
Go on, what sort of cheese is this?
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:49.440
This is gouda.
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.079
Oh, gouda don't agree with me, guys.
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:57.119
But uh it feels it feels bad, but you're like, I think I can get the rest of pain.
00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:01.840
Oh, he's like Clitis from years of eating other rats, his stomach is completely solid.
00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:03.679
Yeah, it feels nothing.
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:09.679
And then Clarice starts to get black, dark splotches.
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:10.719
Oh no!
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:14.320
And we're so thick.
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.639
Obviously, we're gonna get fucking black dead.
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:17.760
Like obviously.
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:28.960
And uh she turns to the rest of the group, and this is she's got I'm gonna I'll set you a timer of ten minutes, and in ten minutes, Curry's will be dead.
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:35.440
Get the salt get the salt pepper.
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.079
If you eat that me, you'll die too.
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:41.199
I feel not an outroll.
00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:43.519
I have a stomach.
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:45.519
Ten minutes?
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:46.880
Oh no.
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:53.280
Guys, please tell my family that I love them and I'm so sad I could not find some.
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.679
Carissa, this is really time to tell you this.
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:57.840
I've never really seen eye to eye with you.
00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:01.840
Uh I'm actually quite glad you're about to fucking pass on now.
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:03.440
Why would you tell me this?
00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:09.840
Well, because now when uh the is there a better time for me to look someone in the eyes and say you've always been a bit of a dick, mate?
00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:10.559
Then it's a little bit more than a little bit.
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:17.519
I think of a stone from the bottom of the cave and I uh I hit uh See, this is why, see, aggressive.
00:40:18.239 --> 00:40:18.880
You're aggressive.
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:20.400
This is why roll it.
00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:24.800
I'm just I wanna know if there's anything other than cheese in here.
00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:27.440
Do you want to roll roll against our door?
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:28.719
Please, mate, please, mate.
00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:30.559
I'd like to Oh on your iPad.
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:31.760
Remember I got the iPad.
00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:33.840
Yeah, we should have thought about that, mate.
00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:38.159
Seems pretty it's not that high.
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:38.800
Eleven.
00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:40.000
Eleven?
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:49.119
Clear's got a twelve, so the uh so uh roll me a D4.
00:40:50.079 --> 00:40:50.880
We'll do that.
00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:56.320
You're you're so happy like another dead, yeah.
00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.119
I'm also yeah, but four.
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:02.400
Four can can you be saved is the question.
00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:05.280
Can you be saved?
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:06.320
I'll keep a note of it.
00:41:06.400 --> 00:41:06.960
You didn't need to do that.
00:41:10.239 --> 00:41:14.159
Doctor door You're a doctor, you're a doctor.
00:41:14.480 --> 00:41:15.920
That's right, I'm a doctor.
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:18.719
I feel not good uh eating this cheese.
00:41:18.800 --> 00:41:20.639
Please, I feel like I will die.
00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:26.480
Oh, well, I think you might have black death, and the door swings open again.
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:31.360
So do you know what can save me?
00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:33.199
And the door doesn't use yellow muffin.
00:41:33.840 --> 00:41:37.039
Kind of like you can kind of make it like, yeah, uh, yeah.
00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:39.039
Can you help me with my head, mate?
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:41.360
I'm uh bleeding quite a fair bit here and there.
00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:46.880
I'm having some more of this black so delete.
00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:50.639
And it's doing absolutely nothing.
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.840
Is it worth that gets the door to close again?
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:57.119
Uh I think you can just ask it to close because I've Please, Dr.
00:41:57.360 --> 00:41:58.719
Bill, close yourself, please.
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:06.159
Please, I would need to know how to save myself from this illness, and please do not say Black Death.
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.880
Oh, well, that's gonna make this quite tricky.
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:23.119
Well, my my magic, what it does, is it it forces me to open when I say the word, but if I was to say the opposite of it, that certain password, then my magic may be able to save someone.
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:23.760
Okay.
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.280
So you need to say white alive?
00:42:27.760 --> 00:42:27.920
White.
00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:30.159
That feels pretty fucking racist, mate.
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:34.000
White Do you want us to put it with our fucking fist in the air?
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:41.280
Oh, because your white lives, the it was gonna be It's definitely gonna be white a lot, isn't it?
00:42:41.519 --> 00:42:48.400
It was uh I I'm gonna tell you what it is now because I don't want any accusations before it was gonna be bright buff.
00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:49.679
All right.
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:50.639
Oh definitely.
00:42:54.639 --> 00:43:01.519
Well the opposite of the I did see the white pebble connotations.
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:04.159
So I was like, well, let's try and scot like.
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:05.280
Okay, okay, okay.
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:07.920
Good to good to remember for future games, guys.
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:13.039
All we have to do is accuse Liam Fairley of being a white supremacist, and he will fold all of the case.
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:17.280
Um Bret birth.
00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:21.199
Well, no, this is not, yeah.
00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:22.639
Surely there should be another thing.
00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:28.480
But you can tend to a different angle with it.
00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:36.480
Yeah, I think what was what is what potentially the doll's already told you how to do this.
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:37.679
I spy.
00:43:38.239 --> 00:43:40.239
Uh gotta ask it a question.
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:45.760
Yeah, but I'm trying to think what question is the answer to break, but can you say uh the opposite?
00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:48.800
Uh, I need you to say the opposite of Black Death right now.
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:51.199
So he slam the door slams open again.
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:53.199
Uh he didn't say Black Death.
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:55.679
Oh, well, I I that's a uh good point.
00:43:55.840 --> 00:44:02.400
You fuck I so he says he says straight off and uh but But the answer then is bright birth.
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:05.039
I bet it is, but whatever.
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:07.280
Wait, what would happen there?
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:07.920
I missed that.
00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:09.280
I f I fucked up.
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:11.920
I thought she was gonna I I when I wrote it out.
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:14.719
This is this is what this is for the D D fans.
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:15.599
Sometimes this is what happens.
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:18.320
A DM makes a mistake and you've just got to hold your hands up.
00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:27.760
I thought the door was gonna I thought I fucked it in my head and I thought the door would have to say Black Death again and slam against the wall so it can say the right thing.
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:30.800
But Kate has Kate has saw through that plan.
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.440
And she saved herself with five minutes on the club.
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:36.480
Whoa.
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:38.400
And you're still bleeding from your head.
00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:39.199
Yeah, yeah.
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:41.360
Can we do something about that now, Joyce?
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:45.519
Can we doctory, pal?
00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:47.360
What?
00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:49.760
A bandage.
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:52.559
I'm a door.
00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:54.000
Alright.
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:54.880
Well well.
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:56.239
All I've got is a jar.
00:44:57.679 --> 00:44:58.960
You are more than just a dog.
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:01.199
You are a doctor.
00:45:01.840 --> 00:45:03.760
Well, thank you, Clarice.
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:08.000
Thank you so much for saving me, even though you kind of was the one who killed me.
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.159
Well, you never asked me about the cheese.
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:11.199
Oh my god, this again.
00:45:11.440 --> 00:45:14.639
This the the loopholes in this fucking door, mate.
00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:16.079
Thank you, doll.
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:17.199
I love you.
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:19.519
Okay.
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:21.679
I love you too, but.
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:22.800
Alright, Clearus.
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.480
I'm not you, I'm not a massive fan.
00:45:24.719 --> 00:45:26.400
I never liked you though.
00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:27.760
You like the others?
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:28.960
Yeah, I thought they were cannibals.
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:31.920
I mean, Cleveland is strange, but he's kind of endearing.
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:33.760
He's a fucking cannibal, mate.
00:45:33.920 --> 00:45:35.119
Wait a second.
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:36.000
I'm a sure.
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.639
All he has done is talking about kidding us.
00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:43.280
He molded the cheese into the form of a rat to try convince him.
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:44.159
Is that all he did?
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:47.599
And you like that guy more than me?
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:48.159
Yeah.
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:51.199
He says more about door than anything.
00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:54.400
By the way, I think you've got fine cheese in here.
00:45:56.000 --> 00:45:58.079
That's your creepy mate now, mate.
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:02.719
Is there anywhere else in these tunnels you think we should go?
00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:06.239
Well, there's a way to the courtroom for higher up.
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:08.400
If you keep going, you can get straight in.
00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:10.320
There's there's a tack of a big trial.
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:12.079
I can hear it kind of echoing down ever since.
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.960
Oh, my family loved trials.
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:18.239
They are probably there watching.
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:19.440
Let's go.
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:24.639
So you you run up to this.
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:26.480
So you're running up the passageway.
00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:28.000
Getting pretty dizzy, actually.
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:29.840
My head is pretty sore.
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:33.599
No, I am sure what's happening this.
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:35.519
Carol, I'm sorry.
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:38.960
I'm sorry, but you were being really rude, and I thought I was going to die.
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:43.039
I was trying to have a bit of a giggle thinking that you were definitely gonna die.
00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:44.320
I regret it now.
00:46:44.400 --> 00:46:46.719
We've always been I was talking crazy back there.
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:48.800
Well, it's always been close.
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:50.079
But it hurt.
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:50.960
I get that.
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:54.159
Do you know what else hurt when you bang my head with fucking rock mail?
00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:56.079
So in a way we are kind of even.
00:46:56.559 --> 00:46:58.800
Yeah, well, I'm still sitting here on two hit points.
00:46:58.960 --> 00:47:01.679
It doesn't feel that even, mate, but fine.
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:04.320
Should uh we kiss it better.
00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:10.239
Oh that's that's uh that's a new explain statistic.
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:14.400
I just I I'm not even sure what's happening with Carl right now.
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:16.000
With a rock.
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:20.400
Oh, you smashed him in the fucking head.
00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:22.960
What the hell was I doing?
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:25.119
I eating rat cheese?
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:26.320
Yeah, you were eating rat cheese.
00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:27.119
Oh, okay.
00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:30.320
Well, okay, just uh you're gonna die.
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:32.559
I might, mate, yeah.
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:37.360
So uh as you're getting closer, you could hear the voice of Stacy Kill and Ectly.
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.400
Uh it's the closest you've got yet, mate.
00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:43.599
There's a lot of rats.
00:47:43.679 --> 00:47:49.920
If we lose one, that'll be uh and then you hear the voice of Vincenzo Gambino.
00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:54.639
And we say, oh my god, I can't even see these people, but that guy sounds like a dick.
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:57.119
And he's uh I'll tell you something else.
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:02.159
I you kind of smell is that fart?
00:48:08.159 --> 00:48:46.000
So as you're running up through, uh you find uh you find stu you start to find like buried kind of bits uh like notes and stuff like that, and it's the letters uh to the court, and it's from the Chancellor, who we'll all remember was the Chancellor of Taz, who seemed to be the one that was actually in control, and there are letters that have been clearly torn up and thrown, and uh basically they'll notice that are saying that uh Bill Futler has to be framed for a crime to keep him in this city.
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:48.719
But you've got to join them all together.
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:56.000
So Well, question number one can we read?
00:48:56.639 --> 00:49:02.320
No, but the shapes are alternative triangles that remind you of cheese, mate.
00:49:02.480 --> 00:49:03.599
Bloody love cheese.
00:49:05.360 --> 00:49:14.079
I'm gonna grab all the guys, on the off chance of this being cheese, we should all grab as much fucking paper cheese as we can.
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:15.760
I'll try paper.
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:17.760
Of course I'll try paper.
00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:21.519
Don't eat it, just gather it, collect it.
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:24.800
How would rats store?
00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:26.719
Well that then you tell me.
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:28.639
Cheeks of the Ross, man.
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:29.920
Oh, cheeks better.
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:30.480
Better.
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:31.280
Definitely better.
00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:33.679
How yeah cheeks at all.
00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:35.360
Yeah, cheeks is better.
00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:36.400
I agree.
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:38.639
How big is the land though?
00:49:39.519 --> 00:49:41.360
So it's like How big is it?
00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:43.760
Like how much paper are we just getting here?
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:46.239
This is what this would be like is it A3?
00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:48.639
No, yes, it's A5.
00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:50.239
No, A4 is a normal piece of paper.
00:49:55.119 --> 00:49:57.440
It could easily be carried between three rands.
00:49:57.760 --> 00:49:58.239
Fantastic.
00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:00.800
That's a that's the perfect amount of paper we need.
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:04.079
So you are you're gonna pick up all the bits.
00:50:04.480 --> 00:50:04.719
100%.
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:06.400
We're gonna pick 'em all up.
00:50:06.800 --> 00:50:31.440
So you get closer, you pack you start packing up all these bits of paper, and you get closer and closer to this kind of drainage gate that's under, and you hear Stacey Glennethlet explaining to Bill Flutler and Scarface that if only you had some way of proving that uh the fucking bow was framed and this is all bullshit.
00:50:31.920 --> 00:50:39.519
And is there anything that Stacy would say that maybe would make hard You know what?
00:50:39.679 --> 00:50:42.320
I think we fought really bloody hard there.
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:45.920
They know take it take it as a win.
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:49.519
Because they couldn't prove you did it, they couldn't prove you didn't do it.
00:50:49.760 --> 00:50:50.880
So I think it's a win.
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:54.880
What we need now is we we we've got the trial's been rescheduled.
00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:56.239
We have time now.
00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:59.599
In that time, what do you I want to notice if there's a rats?
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:03.599
And you can rule perception.
00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:10.000
I wanna do I hear that any nuance would stay on the lawyer.
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:15.199
I'm sorry, I'm doing a thing here, and you've just fucking cut my nuts off.
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:16.000
Sorry.
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:17.599
I apologize, I will.
00:51:18.000 --> 00:51:19.519
That's a rats.
00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:21.199
That's no worries.
00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:24.559
What do we want to do for when the trailer's baby said?
00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:28.639
Go for it.
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:29.760
I'll roll afterwards.
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:31.280
No, no, you roll.
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:33.920
That's 16.
00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:38.320
19 plus one, so that's a 20.
00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:47.840
So Bull Futler while this conversation's happening, and sees three rats holding bits of paper staring up at him from a drain.
00:51:48.320 --> 00:51:50.559
Yeah, I knew that that was gonna be really good.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:51.920
Do it.
00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:53.280
Do it.
00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:54.800
I'm just noticing something.
00:51:56.079 --> 00:51:59.599
And my mind is elsewhere, but you should keep talking.
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:02.159
It's already half it just fine.
00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:03.199
Just go do your thing.
00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:04.800
Notice the rats now.
00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:06.880
Go do your see out the rat.
00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:08.800
What does Tom see exactly?
00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:13.440
He sees three three rats within bits of paper staring up through the drain at him.
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:18.239
So, Bill, what does Bill what does does Bill tell anybody to do?
00:52:18.480 --> 00:52:20.000
Bill, Bill can talk to animals.
00:52:20.159 --> 00:52:20.400
Yeah.
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:20.719
Yeah.
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:22.079
I'm like, what you got there?
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:29.519
So you can't talk with animals and they go, what what do what would these characters say to Bill who's asking that question?
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:33.360
This one's a TV.
00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:35.280
Bonjour.
00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:38.639
Hello there, little Bye bye.
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:42.639
What huge titties you have for a rat.
00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:44.880
Merci, merci bien.
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:48.719
Um, Mister, we have pieces of cheese paper.
00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:56.400
Any chance you got a bandage there, mate?
00:52:56.960 --> 00:53:02.000
Well, funny thing is, can I see those little pieces of paper?
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:03.440
Yeah, we'll get to the paper, mate.
00:53:03.599 --> 00:53:04.559
Bandages first, I mean.
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:06.079
Yeah, treadful tread.
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:06.800
Okay.
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:07.679
Uh uh.
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:09.599
You have spelled.
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:14.559
I will not only give you a bandage, I will heal your wound.
00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:15.840
Oh my god, darling.
00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:17.280
So that's better than a bandage.
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:21.039
And then I do this touchy thing to the fat one.
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:22.800
Whoa.
00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:23.840
Whoa.
00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:24.639
This jacket.
00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:28.079
He's very skinny.
00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:28.800
I'm sorry.
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:29.920
He's a skinny rat.
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:31.119
It is a different world.
00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:32.639
I'm in a different world, man.
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:33.760
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:34.239
Yeah, thanks.
00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:35.920
Not really, but you know.
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:37.119
Here.
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.320
So I heal this one.
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:41.199
What one?
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:45.119
Obviously.
00:53:45.519 --> 00:53:46.480
I'm sorry.
00:53:46.719 --> 00:53:47.679
The fun the funny one?
00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:48.639
The funny one.
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:53.440
My good buddy, the skinny, nice little rat.
00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:55.920
She's got very big arms.
00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:56.480
Yeah.
00:53:57.360 --> 00:53:57.920
Thank you for that.
00:53:59.280 --> 00:53:59.840
What is that?
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:02.239
He's strong.
00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:07.840
Is the tit thing still fine?
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:09.119
Like I did.
00:54:11.840 --> 00:54:12.400
Sorry, I didn't.
00:54:13.039 --> 00:54:15.119
Honestly, like big tits, so it's a fact.
00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:15.920
Thank you.
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:16.960
Okay, okay.
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:19.039
Well then then then then sorry.
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:20.000
It's just a noise.
00:54:20.239 --> 00:54:21.840
I need to apologize.
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:25.440
Sorry, I've got a bit of feelings.
00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:30.639
Tom just casts uh forget.
00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:34.480
Uh yeah.
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:38.000
Tom us you uh thanks, mate.
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:39.440
That's your back up to feel healthy.
00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:41.360
That's f I feel fucking great.
00:54:41.599 --> 00:54:47.039
Now give the give the can I have see those papers you got there, and I'm gonna give them a lot of things.
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:49.679
Yeah, here are papers.
00:54:50.719 --> 00:54:52.079
There's only paper, cheese.
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:52.719
There you go.
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:57.920
So you get all the bits of paper and you you can sell they're all muddled up and stuff.
00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:00.000
You just gotta say you arranged them.
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:02.639
I'm gonna make you roll for it because we've got a few minutes.
00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:07.199
Slide that piece of paper over to my good lawyer.
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:11.440
Stay on and scarfing.
00:55:11.679 --> 00:55:13.440
Scarface there, people.
00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:15.119
Different folks.
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:16.880
Some plural store.
00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:21.119
Well, well, well.
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:24.639
If it isn't Scarface bag.
00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:28.320
What have we got here?
00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:31.519
I've had a couple drinks at the lawyer bar.
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:33.599
Which and Scarface bag.
00:55:33.920 --> 00:55:35.440
Where'd you get this paper from?
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:37.280
Real reliable source.
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:37.599
Yeah.
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:38.639
Three rats.
00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:42.960
Three rats from the floor.
00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:47.599
Oh my god, what does the pick or cheese tell you, sir?
00:55:51.280 --> 00:55:53.119
I'm gonna get crucified for this.
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:54.639
Why did I do this?
00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:56.239
Oh my god.
00:55:59.599 --> 00:56:01.360
I'm actually dizzy from laughing.
00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:10.639
The paper cheese when put all together, it says it's a letter to the Chancellor, to the judge, and it says Wait, from the Chancellor.
00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:12.239
From the Chancellor to the judge, yeah.
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:20.800
And it basically says, We've got to find a way to keep Bill Futler in the city till the boss arrives.
00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:23.920
Make sure whatever you do, he doesn't get out.
00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:25.119
We've got to keep him here.
00:56:26.880 --> 00:56:28.800
So this is no good though, because the judge is in on it.
00:56:29.039 --> 00:56:30.400
The judge is in on it, yeah, so it's no good.
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:32.960
Well, is there anyone that you could tell in the city?
00:56:33.039 --> 00:56:33.760
Is there something like that?
00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:35.199
That's something that you mean.
00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:38.159
Well, you'll need to figure it out in the next episode.
00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:39.679
Yeah.
00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:40.800
Um, Mr.
00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:41.760
Big Man.
00:56:42.719 --> 00:56:46.960
Um, yes, little cute mousey rat.
00:56:47.440 --> 00:56:48.079
Who are you now?
00:56:48.400 --> 00:56:48.960
Who are you now?
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:51.199
Who is that?
00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:53.039
What was that voice attribute to?
00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:54.400
Because that was just Tom.
00:56:54.719 --> 00:56:55.519
That was just Tom.
00:56:55.920 --> 00:56:56.480
Just talk.
00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:57.360
Do I uh does it?
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:00.159
Oh, that's Bill.
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:00.719
That might be Bill.
00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:01.360
That might be Bill.
00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:02.719
Bill, yeah, yeah.
00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:04.320
That might be Bill.
00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:07.119
Sorry, I thought you were still trying to be the rat, sorry.
00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:08.480
Have you seen, Mr.
00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:09.039
Big Man?
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:11.199
Have you seen a family of French rats?
00:57:11.440 --> 00:57:13.360
Big man, what do you mean by big rat?
00:57:14.000 --> 00:57:17.280
You are all sent little rat for the dick.
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:18.480
Excuse me.
00:57:18.719 --> 00:57:19.360
I'm a rat.
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:20.480
To me, you're quite big.
00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:21.360
Yeah, okay.
00:57:21.679 --> 00:57:23.280
Okay, what's what are we doing there?
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:24.079
Cute little rat?
00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:24.800
What do you got?
00:57:25.039 --> 00:57:26.880
I was looking for my family.
00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:28.880
Well, I don't think.
00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:35.599
I think maybe uh maybe you might um I don't think they're here, little rat.
00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:39.519
I don't think um I think you're a rat.
00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:41.760
By the way, you don't live that long.
00:57:42.079 --> 00:57:44.960
What's your what's your how long have you been looking for your family for?
00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:48.880
For what's your family's name?
00:57:49.280 --> 00:57:50.400
Lovely little rat.
00:57:50.719 --> 00:57:51.920
You Stacy.
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:53.119
I obviously know that.
00:57:53.360 --> 00:57:54.880
What's your what's your family's name?
00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:55.840
Um I can't.
00:57:56.000 --> 00:57:56.960
You can't talk to rat.
00:57:57.440 --> 00:57:57.920
Of course I can't.
00:57:58.159 --> 00:57:58.639
I'm the only one.
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:00.239
Madjam.
00:58:01.199 --> 00:58:02.239
Yes, I have no idea.
00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:02.880
Sorry, I forgot.
00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:06.000
You said her name was Francois.
00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:10.559
Well, her last name was Francois.
00:58:11.119 --> 00:58:14.400
That has to come from Yeah, well, no, that's what I heard.
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:14.960
I don't know.
00:58:15.119 --> 00:58:16.000
Didn't I hear?
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:17.199
Oh, from the squeeze.
00:58:17.440 --> 00:58:17.599
Okay.
00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:18.639
Sure.
00:58:18.880 --> 00:58:19.360
Sure.
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:23.360
My last my family's last name is Clinthy.
00:58:25.280 --> 00:58:28.480
See, this is why I need to ask, because I knew they would be here.
00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:31.440
Clineffe is what she said, Stacy.
00:58:32.559 --> 00:58:33.760
I mean Clinthne.
00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:36.800
You're oh my god.
00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.199
Stacy picks up.
00:58:42.159 --> 00:58:46.320
I should have told, I could have told by the tits that you were a clinic.
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:51.920
Green at it.
00:58:55.280 --> 00:58:58.000
And then Carlos just beat it.
00:59:03.039 --> 00:59:06.239
Well, I think that brings an end to that episode.
00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:10.719
Uh we'll be back with an escape episode with Bill Futter and all the usual gang.
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:13.920
But you know, we You don't want to go to name drop then.
00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:14.559
Bill Futter.
00:59:18.960 --> 00:59:19.599
Sorry.
00:59:19.920 --> 00:59:22.000
Bill Futter and the rest of the game.
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:23.920
Yeah, but then the rest of the game.
00:59:24.320 --> 00:59:31.920
Bill Futter, Don Boggy Fanny's Big Win, and of course, Sean Michaels as the giant breakout of this whole situation.
00:59:32.159 --> 00:59:33.280
We'll see you next time.
00:59:39.840 --> 00:59:43.039
Thank you so much for listening to Comics Quest.
00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:51.360
I would like to say thank you, especially to Kitty Preston for our amazing logo, Alan Orr for the music, and Sean Stables on sound.
