Comic Quest Ep 7: Bein Bargaining

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Here we are again.
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We are 40 media lines at Dungeons and Dragons.
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How are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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Whoa!
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This is Comic Quest.
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We are recording in a new place today.
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We're recording and bad, which is the bad is out of design in glass.
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Super cool place.
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Yeah.
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You should they do comedy shows here, they do live podcast shows, they do like kind of football, kind of after they're not talking about.
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And a you're a live Eurovision event.
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There you go.
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Do they do comedy shows here?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Tom's furious.
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I'm I'm so out of the loop lately because I'm just so high above everybody.
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No, no, it's going on on the ground.
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But not only do uh it's bad just the venue in itself, it's also the sister venue of Blackfriars, which is a great comedy club we've all.
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Shout out Blackfriars.
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Oh, this is a sister venue of Blackfriars.
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Oh, gotcha.
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It's the same guys, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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They're all good guys and they're helping us out with the podcast.
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So definitely go and check out Blackfriars.
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Check it bad.
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There's a lot of good shows to go and see there.
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Check out Maison by Glas Cou in Princess Square.
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Oh, Kate's there.
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Kate's out of stroke.
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What's happening to Kate?
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Check out Glas Coup in the center square.
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In Princess Square, in the Princess Square Mall.
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They also own you can cut this out, but they also own that.
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There you go.
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And just to finish the professionalism that will be the last professional thing we do on this broadcast.
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Shout out Kitty Presland Art as well.
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Yeah.
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Who has designed the amazing artwork for the podcast, so shout out.
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Yeah.
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And manage to capture that my hair is constantly changing.
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Three different versions of me and they're all great.
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Yeah.
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I've not yet approved my poster, but uh it's looking good so far.
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Your poster?
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Are you gonna use solo poster?
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Yeah, I guess solo poster.
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Uh I was gonna credit everybody at the end, but we've we've we'll we've stuck it in there.
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Also, Alan Orr, who's done the music for us, he's great.
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He's what it was a theme song and all that.
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And you'll hear the book though.
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At the end of the episode, we're gonna say thanks to Caty and to Alan and to Sean.
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I was not aware of that when I did my thing.
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Thank you to God.
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I just want to put it.
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No, let's not thank him.
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Boo, boo, boo, God.
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Fuck off, God.
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That's what I want to say.
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Wow.
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All right.
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So he's ready to get into the game.
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Yeah.
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Doesn't even let me do a little pun without telling me off every time.
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Fucking hate that guy.
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I've never met that guy.
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You're so about to you are on the Press IPM.
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He's not the nice guy, you think.
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No, he's not.
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Doesn't have the beards.
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Wait, you didn't even meet him.
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Yeah, I've met him.
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Oh, you've been out.
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Yeah, you met him.
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I met him twice.
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No, we know you've met him, but when you came back down, you said you just Well, I can't prove it was true.
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No one can.
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Famously, nobody can.
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Yeah, like it could have been the Sand Captain guy.
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This could have been a dream.
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You mean the fucking.
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Yeah, it could be a hypnotist.
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What was Sandcastle guy's name again?
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Uh it was Alan Lilly, and he was in his pussy palace.
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He was in his pussy palace.
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Pussy palace.
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I should do a wee recap just so you saw in the last two episodes you met Alan.
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Alan helped you out and he's done his riddles and stuff like that.
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He gave you magical items.
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You got uh the the pipe of smoke monster and you got the immovable rod, and Kate mastered her quarter staff, and then Sean fucked up his riddle, so you got nothing.
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And then in the next stupid dumb ugly Sean.
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Well he's doing his best, you know.
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But uh and then in the next episode you just went to go and get the materials from the boat.
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It started sinking.
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The Shu Jin Warriors came in.
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Tom managed to convince two of them to fuck off using a raven, and then you scared the other guy because you got him down to one health and all his friends ran away, so he jumped away.
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We did do quite well.
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But I remember the last episode going Yeah.
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I mean, let's not forget that you jumped ashore without helping anyone.
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Yeah.
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Which is a positive thing.
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You've meant that as a compliment.
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Yeah, and you stole a bit of scan as one, but I'm taking You stole a bit of metal, even though it's just metal for weapons and not has any value there.
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Uh yeah.
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I I wanted to see what was in there, and it was just junk when it was just a bunch of junk shit.
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And then uh you went back, you talked to Bean, Bean said she'd help you with your armour.
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When you got back to Fornhold, though, there was a bit of a mob performing, and Kate said that she was gonna go and meet the women at midnight in the town square.
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So Which is as sexy as it sounds.
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Yeah.
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It will be if I have anything to do with it.
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Where we left off is you'd Bean had just said she was gonna go make you some armour.
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And you're now back in the town.
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It's up to you as what you want to do.
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You've got a big battle coming up, so you just maybe want to do a long rest.
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So have we rested?
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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I thought that's what we were doing on when we left.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you last one we were like, good night, everybody.
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Yeah, let's go for a big old.
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But I guess I can't long sleep because I gotta wake up at midnight.
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You're like, you're like in the traders.
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You're going to the turret tonight.
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Yes, you are.
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Good reference.
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Again, I just want to bring up that you did say you were gonna send your rat to eat uh.
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I I might if I hear any more beauty talk.
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Okay.
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Oh, you're gonna hear a lot more beauty talk.
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Because everyone should remember I'm the most beautiful in the group.
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Yeah, that's no big deal.
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By like a good module.
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Or by a healthy module.
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I am so furious that I I could have remained beautiful, and then I rolled a fucking two, and now I'm I'm Sean level of disgust.
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What the heck?
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Luckily, my charm is so high.
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I got a good personality.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You're slightly less ugly than We're a group of chopped unks.
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I will say that.
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Chopp unks.
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Speak for yourself.
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Okay.
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Chopped unks and one person.
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I don't even know what a chopped unk is.
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I don't really know what um.
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Just means uh not looking good.
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Not looking good.
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I am way behind on the lingo.
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Yeah I'm learning.
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But you're yeah, you're up to scale.
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I'm gonna go on stage tonight and go.
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Any chopped unks in here?
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Is that like ugly, but you got a really fun personality?
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No, I think I think you're looking too much into it.
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Yeah.
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It just means it doesn't look good.
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Yeah, it's just a choppel ganger is when a choppel ganger is like, oh, you look exactly like this person, but worse.
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Or I just saw your choppel ganger look like you, but like not, right?
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So doppelganger is just a look-alike.
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A look-alike.
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I met your ugly look-alike.
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Yeah.
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Your choppel ganger.
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Yeah, so like uh I'm the choppel ganger of who do I look like?
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I should have a reference for a celebrity.
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Um I'm like the choppel ganger of Paul Rudd.
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Yes, you are Okay, but doppelganger, actually.
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Well, no, no, no.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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An aging worse version.
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I mean, a choppel ganger, Paul Rudd is still brilliant.
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Oh, that's I mean, that's still better than a gray day, Gareth Mutch.
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What?
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Yes, so they Oh, okay, okay, I'll take it.
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I I feel it.
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I'm still hurt.
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Hurt my feelings, but whatever.
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We'll move on.
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I'll be okay.
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That rap's coming out of the bag.
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Okay, so uh uh user wanting to go to sleep.
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Yeah, please.
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Right.
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Uh I'll cover what happens when those two go to sleep and then we'll get to your escapades.
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Excellent.
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So Gareth, uh, when Don Baldree goes to sleep, he has a dream.
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It's a very vivid dream, right?
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So Dawn is standing in a kind of clearing, like kind of atop a kind of cliff edge when it's a forest, and there is a big fire, and there is a bunch of wolves going round the fire.
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Wolf?
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That's what the wolves stood on something and stood on a thorn.
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Uh and they are chanting and Don stood at the edge of it, and the moonlight is just crashing down upon them, and they all turn and look at you, and they say, You failed us, and then they start shouting, Abandon your child, abandon the clan.
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Fuck.
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And you start to panic, you feel yourself panicking, sweating, and then you scream and you wake up in your bed and you are now a giant brown bear.
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He's actually a bear?
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Yeah, shit.
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So Gareth is leveled up, so he's now gained the ability wild shape, so Gareth can turn into animals.
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Oh wow, that's a good time to mention.
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Yeah, I'm a fucking bear now.
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Yeah, you're the choppel ganger of Papa Bear.
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Yeah.
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Choppel ganger of yogi.
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So do I see are we sleeping in the same room?
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No.
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Is he still an alcoholic as a bear?
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Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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You're still an alcoholic as a bear.
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Of course.
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But you now you have claws and the strength of a bear.
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Exactly.
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Is he is he height-wise?
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Yeah, he's up.
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Yes.
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Does he get more attack points?
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Is he is he so stronger as a bear?
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Yes.
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He gains all the bear.
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I'm a fucking bear, bro.
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What else?
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I love your company.
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Of course.
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But of course, I am but a bear, Tom.
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Yeah, fucking.
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Grizzly, black, uh brown.
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I've pictured brown.
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Brown.
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Brown.
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They're okay.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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They're middle.
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Brown black, black, brown.
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I think you've got it wrong.
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Brown, lie down.
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Just fucking play dead.
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What?
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Brown, lie down.
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It's you don't That is not a real thing.
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No, that is a real thing.
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Of course it's a real thing.
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Brown, lie down.
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What about if it's black?
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Black, because you're not don't know where.
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Shout black, shout.
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Shout back.
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Yeah.
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Shout back.
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Brown lie down.
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And what's white?
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That's a polo bill.
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That's you're dead.
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Yeah, you're done.
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You might just do what you want.
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What are you doing in the Arctic anyway?
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Yeah.
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Exactly.
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Did you see there's a real quick?
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There's a video of like a BBC reporter who's like in a glass uh container in the Arctic, and then a bear comes and starts pawing, but then starts like fucking actually going for it, and he's like, just this report of being like, I'm actually quite afraid.
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Paul Marsh reporting live from the Arctic Circle.
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Uh, where's the chopper?
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Have you looked at all the animals you can turn into?
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Because it is.
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Would you like me to read the game?
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You want to tell the gang what else you can do?
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I will tell the gang.
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So uh Don currently has access to four wild shapes.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh of that doesn't matter.
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Wild shape can currently be used twice per long rest.
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So that spell that you've turned into isn't going to count against your too.
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That's just too beautiful.
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That's just to kick it in.
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Yeah.
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Uh spider.
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Not as good as the But you sneak away.
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I was gonna say like a tarantula.
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Just a normal spider.
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Oh, okay.
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So uh Daddy Longleg.
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This it says boar here, but I'm sure that means bear.
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No, boar is in like a if you like the pig boar.
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Page on the back of like the bigger stuff you turn into.
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So there is.
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Yes, there is.
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Spider.
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Boar.
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Wolf.
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This one's weird, but definitely gonna come out to play very soon.
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Giant badger.
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Not your run in the mill.
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I get my little speaking spell.
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There's like a high school nostalgia unlocked.
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It's like some video, it's like, don't come at me, honey badger.
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God, I'm gonna find it.
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Keep going, keep going.
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Uh giant eagle.
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I mean, eagles are already pretty giant.
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They have like six-foot wingspan.
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Yeah, bruh.
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So you can fly now.
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Uh yeah.
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This one sounds shit, but in the right circumstance, I think could be very good.
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Giant octopus.
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So again, picture an octopus, but fucking ass.
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And then brown bear.
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Yeah.
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So that's pretty elite.
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I'm chuffed with that.
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That's gonna be that's gonna be killer.
00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:33.279
So Tom, what happens when you go to sleep is that you have another you also have a dream and it's back to your old thinking about Shawn Michaels jizzing in your pants.
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No angry.
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I like it.
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Oh it's like a memory, so it's like it's fucking Bill Futler in like the 70s, he's doing like night fever dancing, and you unlock a kind of memory of you being in uh the college of dance.
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So uh as part of like becoming a third-level bard, you have to join a college.
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Uh so the college that Bill has joined is the College of Dance, which means that Bill gains advantage on certain roles if he involves some level of dance in them.
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Uh so you get like extras on that, basically.
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So aye.
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Uh and then you wake up and you're like, that was pretty cool.
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Okay.
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Whoa, hey, bear guy.
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You're not in the same room, are you?
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Not in the same room.
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Oh, of course.
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What kind of dance do you think you did?
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You don't even know that I'm dancing yet.
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Okay.
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Like he may want to tell you about his moves.
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I'm not saying nothing until I get into the next one.
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Like Zuba, Zuba instructor.
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Somebody start to see my blue suede shoes getting tied up.
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So uh you gain advantage on any charisma slash performance check that involves you dancing.
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Okay.
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Now the dance, like, can I use it before I attack?
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Is this like a so it's just like a Guardians of the Galaxy Star Lord thing?
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Yeah.
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What the matter with that bit in the Star Lord?
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Where it where he's dancing to and then he's holding that.
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What are you doing?
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Distracting you, you dumb buck.
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You also It's like I'm watching the film.
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Yeah, really good.
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Yeah, I'm a choppel ganger.
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Oh, Chris Pratt.
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So you also gain agile strike, so when you use bardic inspiration, which I've told you about uh you get to make an unarmed strike as well.
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Uh and you can use your dexterity instead of your strength to use unarmed strikes.
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Uh unarmed strikes.
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Yeah.
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Like punches.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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But I'm a tiny guy with little tiny heads.
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Did you think unarmed strikes meant you can't use your arms?
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Yeah, so to be fair, so did I.
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I was like, what is an unarmed strike?
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Just kicking high.
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Is that a headbutt?
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Turn into a spider.
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I want to get a punchy as a spider.
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How when he's a spider, can we step on him and then he dies?
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Well, no, he gains hit points when he changes.
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I think when he changes that a spider, he gains three hit points and when he changes.
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And uh like one of the bigger ones, he gains nine because you're floating.
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The fact that yeah, I gained three.
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That's bang on.
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Okay.
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The fact you've just memorized that is just well done.
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Thank you.
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It's because uh Gareth is joined, so when druids become level three, they have to join a druid circle.
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So Gareth's joined the circle of the moon.
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Circle of the moon.
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Gareth is making a circle with his arms just for everyone to So he's part of uh a guild now.
00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:43.039
Yes.
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Yeah, effectively I.
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Okay, cool.
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And you're basically part of a guild as well, but you're the guild of dance.
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It's basically a fucking dance class.
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Basically, I think Yeah.
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Well I'm while I'm being a fucking badass giant eagle, you're doing Zumba.
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So that's the difference.
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Excuse me, I am doing contemporary.
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I like how much power DD gives the arts.
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The fact that a bard can just use dance to like destroy the enemy is good point well made.
00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:09.279
Yeah, very cool.
00:16:09.519 --> 00:16:15.759
Uh and then when you wake up, you look across to Sean, because you'll share in a room, and but I'm also a bard.
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Yeah, you're a bard.
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Oh, is he not a bard?
00:16:19.200 --> 00:16:20.000
No, he's a druid.
00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:20.960
Oh, I get it.
00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:21.120
Okay.
00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:23.039
Oh, so yeah, of course I'm a bard.
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You know, I have been thinking the whole band.
00:16:25.279 --> 00:16:30.080
The whole time we've been playing this game, every time Tom says something, I go, it's like Shakespeare's view.
00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:38.559
So when you look across at Sean, you look in Sean's eyes, and Sean's eyes are now like a kind of neon, kind of green.
00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:38.799
Wow.
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And that's because Sean has now gained the subclass of psionic warrior.
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So Sean now gets to do psionic moves.
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What is psionic moves?
00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:54.879
It's like P, it's spelled PS on it.
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PSY PSY, yeah.
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Sean's kind of became like a Zen warrior.
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So he gets psionic strike, which means he can do like force damage.
00:17:07.279 --> 00:17:20.000
But if one of you is in trouble, he also can do psionic power protective field, so he can then help you want to use out and then take a 1d6 plus one off whatever damage you're about to get.
00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:22.240
So I that's worked out well.
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Helpful.
00:17:23.119 --> 00:17:26.559
I think these monsters are about to get a little tougher where we're heading.
00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:27.680
Yeah, but we've also left.
00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:29.920
Let's go back to the beach and kick the shit out of some fish.
00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:32.480
Yeah, I want to kick the fuck out of a frog again.
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Feel all strong.
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Did Sean also have a dream?
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I think Sean did, but uh I I I don't know what Sean dreams of.
00:17:39.119 --> 00:17:40.000
He was a very mysterious thing.
00:17:40.319 --> 00:17:41.519
Well, we know what Sean dreams of.
00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:42.000
What is it?
00:17:42.079 --> 00:17:43.359
What is he dreamed of?
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Ain't no more.
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Uh and then Fanny, are you wanting to go out and meet secretly meet with the woman?
00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:50.480
Yes, I have I'm a woman of my word.
00:17:50.799 --> 00:17:52.079
I am very excited for this.
00:17:52.400 --> 00:18:06.400
So you go down to so when everybody else is asleep, uh, you you walk down to the center of the town, basically, next to the big pillar on the staircase that people used to get up and down, and there's like a kind of mob of women, and they're like, Hey.
00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:06.960
What?
00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:07.920
They're happy to see you.
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I say, ladies, ladies, please calm down.
00:18:12.559 --> 00:18:13.759
It's so good to see you.
00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:16.559
Um there's like wolf whistling, they're like, Whoa, whoa.
00:18:17.359 --> 00:18:17.920
Wolf whistling.
00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:18.880
Do they see her?
00:18:19.039 --> 00:18:20.640
They know she's ugly as shit, right?
00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:23.279
She's got a good personality.
00:18:24.799 --> 00:18:26.079
A lot of pens and rules.
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I guess you need to if you're ugly.
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And I'd like to wants ugly.
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And I'm just gonna say, I'm maybe I'm ugly, but I have a massive tits or something.
00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:37.599
There's something redeemable.
00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:38.960
We covered the touch.
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Did we?
00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:40.880
You had one big tit.
00:18:41.039 --> 00:18:41.920
You had one big tit.
00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:42.240
Yeah.
00:18:42.480 --> 00:18:45.039
You have one massive and one weird droopy.
00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:46.480
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:54.400
But let's say I roll up the droopy one, stuff that, stuff that bra a bit so it looks like I got two knockouts, you know?
00:18:55.039 --> 00:18:55.920
Anyway.
00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:01.920
Do I at least got a good ass?
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Roll it.
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Roll ass.
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10 a 10?
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How does my ass look in this?
00:19:09.759 --> 00:19:10.559
10 out of 20.
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Okay.
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Ass is alright.
00:19:12.799 --> 00:19:14.720
Oh, I'll roll for feet.
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I'll roll for feet.
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Say seven.
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It's not that.
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No.
00:19:19.839 --> 00:19:20.400
Uh arms?
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Six.
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Oh, this is this is a twelve.
00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:24.960
Yeah, yeah.
00:19:27.920 --> 00:19:29.039
Oh, yeah.
00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:32.000
Sorry, ten out of twelve, my ass is bang.
00:19:36.160 --> 00:19:36.559
13.
00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:36.960
Okay.
00:19:37.119 --> 00:19:42.960
Anyway, let's just say um 18, because 10 out of 12 is oh uh 16, then it would be.
00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:46.799
Um, okay, I'll stop rolling now.
00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:49.440
It's really hurting my self-esteem, which is crazy.
00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:58.240
Um uh and then I say to the women, I say, look, um I we're helping you guys, and I and I need to get out of here.
00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:00.079
I don't know if I trust the people I'm with.
00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:01.200
Like, what's going on?
00:20:01.279 --> 00:20:02.960
Why do you guys hate Derek so much?
00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:07.599
So uh I'll need to think of a voice for these just kind of group of women.
00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:08.799
These women?
00:20:09.119 --> 00:20:12.559
These women I see, I see terror trick.
00:20:12.880 --> 00:20:15.359
Uh I'll just go kind of genetic English.
00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:17.599
Yeah, yeah, that's very deep.
00:20:18.079 --> 00:20:18.799
That's very deep.
00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:20.319
Hey, what is he smelling?
00:20:21.680 --> 00:20:22.880
We don't niche one.
00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:27.119
They're very no one can understand you, she bear.
00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:32.720
Well, I see that's uh they they've they'll throw them, they live in a cave, so they're gonna the lungs are gonna be fucked.
00:20:32.799 --> 00:20:34.240
Uh so they're the moisture, yeah.
00:20:34.720 --> 00:20:35.839
Naturally deep voices really.
00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:37.839
Yeah, does Derek also sound fucked?
00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:39.200
Yeah, well, he's weird.
00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:42.720
Yeah, yeah, we don't like Derek.
00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:46.880
Uh he's we don't like him because we never wanted to vote for Derek.
00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:47.759
There was a war.
00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:52.160
Derek was the only one that put himself forward, and he's been a terrible leader.
00:20:52.720 --> 00:20:55.279
Like, specifically, is there anything bad that he's doing?
00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:56.559
Is he a shady guy?
00:20:56.640 --> 00:20:58.160
Is it you know, should we not trust him?
00:20:58.400 --> 00:21:02.720
Well, he's the only man in the village that didn't go and try and fight the big monster up the stairs.
00:21:02.960 --> 00:21:04.799
So he's like a He's a coward.
00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:05.759
He's a coward.
00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:06.240
Yeah.
00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:07.839
A bitch made pussy.
00:21:09.680 --> 00:21:10.480
Right on.
00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:12.160
Right on.
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The mouth on you women.
00:21:14.480 --> 00:21:14.960
Wow.
00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:16.880
Um well, so how can we help?
00:21:17.119 --> 00:21:20.799
Just kill the monster and then we can get rid of Derek and tell him, go away, Derek.
00:21:21.039 --> 00:21:22.720
You know, he's always from here.
00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:23.200
Yeah.
00:21:25.759 --> 00:21:28.480
I mean, yeah, that feels like what we were gonna do anyway.
00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:29.440
So that's alright.
00:21:29.519 --> 00:21:31.680
I thought like maybe you guys had to have something else.
00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:35.279
Like, is there anything else going on or anything you can tell me?
00:21:35.680 --> 00:21:37.039
Well, we know the monster.
00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:39.359
The monster is called Prime Evil.
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Prime Evil.
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And that's the monster up above.
00:21:43.279 --> 00:21:44.559
That's the monster up above, yeah.
00:21:44.799 --> 00:21:46.000
Why didn't Derek tell us this?
00:21:46.559 --> 00:21:54.480
We don't actually think Derek paid a lot of attention to the guys that came down that were still like somewhat alive and then they died, but Derek didn't want anything to do with it.
00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:55.359
He's scared of blood.
00:21:55.599 --> 00:21:58.079
Oh my gosh, this guy is pathetic.
00:21:58.240 --> 00:21:59.440
He shouldn't be running anything.
00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:00.640
No, he shouldn't.
00:22:00.720 --> 00:22:08.480
It was the only reason he runs the place is because there was a war between uh the dragons and the druids, and that kind of fucked everything up.
00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:11.440
He came in, he said he was gonna protect his old he's done nothing.
00:22:11.519 --> 00:22:12.480
He's killed all the men.
00:22:12.720 --> 00:22:16.079
So um he killed them passively by sending them out.
00:22:16.400 --> 00:22:17.359
Through his actions.
00:22:17.519 --> 00:22:17.839
Yeah.
00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:24.000
Oh, do you think he's trying to like repopulate just with his Now you've said that, uh that is a genuine concern.
00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:26.640
Yeah, you need to like diversify.
00:22:26.880 --> 00:22:28.880
Um look, I can send Sean out.
00:22:29.039 --> 00:22:29.519
Uh anyway.
00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:31.599
Um Not Sean, not the ugly one.
00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:35.119
Well, unfortunately, I mean We want the good looking one.
00:22:35.279 --> 00:22:35.759
I'll talk to him.
00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:38.880
Quick question Does anyone want to fuck a bear?
00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:40.720
Okay, you're still not.
00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:41.920
Yeah, I know you're right.
00:22:42.400 --> 00:22:45.279
Um as I start dancing and it's all over.
00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:48.160
But also, women like you're so powerful, you know what you want.
00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:49.039
Why do you accept it?
00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:50.960
You could just usurp Derek at any moment.
00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:57.920
Well, we were so caught up with the we got invaded by the Katoa, then the Katoa were like, oh, do we deal with him?
00:22:58.000 --> 00:22:59.839
Then this prime evil came in.
00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:00.880
We had to deal with him.
00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:02.559
Derek said he knew what to do.
00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:06.960
We believed Derek because he'd be like, Well, he's not really done anything wrong as leader yet.
00:23:07.119 --> 00:23:09.359
And he done this and everybody's fucking dead.
00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:11.200
Yeah, that is that is hard.
00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:16.559
All right, well, look, if if I need your support, can I can I count on that?
00:23:16.799 --> 00:23:20.480
Yeah, if you you give us the call and the sisterhood that will be there.
00:23:20.799 --> 00:23:21.519
What's the call?
00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:24.559
Uh what what would you what's what you want our signal to be?
00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:28.079
I would I want you to give me the signal.
00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:32.400
Um it's the you know from Shania Twain.
00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:33.839
Let's go, girls.
00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:38.000
You go let's go girls.
00:23:38.079 --> 00:23:38.720
Let's go, girls.
00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:43.279
You go and then we'll come in with let's go girls.
00:23:43.599 --> 00:23:44.000
Perfect.
00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:44.559
All right.
00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:50.240
Um, and are you guys trained in any weapons or uh we've got pickaxes, we know how to use pickaxes.
00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:52.160
The guys, we're so set.
00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:53.519
This okay.
00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:54.720
That's amazing.
00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:56.720
It's it's so nice meeting with you.
00:23:56.799 --> 00:24:02.720
And and I think with your help, we're gonna not only, you know, destroy Prime Evil, but destroy Derek.
00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:04.720
Do you know is there anything else you know about Prime Evil?
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:06.720
No, just that his name's Prime Evil.
00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:07.920
He's really he shouts at a lot.
00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:08.640
He goes, Prime Evil.
00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:13.519
Feels like some of those dying men could like give like a little more information than a name.
00:24:13.839 --> 00:24:17.920
All we know is there was there was loads of smoke, they looked terrible, and then they died.
00:24:18.160 --> 00:24:22.400
That's so rude to say about someone who's about to die, is that they looked terrible.
00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:25.279
Well, we we don't fuck around, yeah.
00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:32.000
All right, well, I guess I'm gonna go for a deep long sleep, um, unless anyone wants to go for a drink or something.
00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:39.039
Uh if you want to do a charisma check to see if anyone wants to go for a drink with you, we can God Fanny, you set yourself up for so many faults.
00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:40.720
Is gonna get herpes.
00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:41.279
What is that?
00:24:41.759 --> 00:24:42.559
Well, it's a one.
00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:43.920
Oh my god.
00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:45.200
Oh my so bad.
00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:46.240
Oh my god.
00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:50.240
Like what this this should be chance, and yet I've never rolled this isn't.
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:52.799
I'm gonna be honest, it's getting kind of hard to watch.
00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:58.400
Well, it's if it's because it's a one, it's a critical fail, so that means something bad has to happen.
00:24:58.720 --> 00:24:59.359
Jesus Christ.
00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:01.039
So what I mean, you know what?
00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:04.880
You have my respect because you just keep putting yourself out there and keep getting turned out.
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:06.559
It's become a core personality, too.
00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:09.039
Maybe you shouldn't try so hard.
00:25:09.359 --> 00:25:12.400
What I'll say is there was a group of 30 women there.
00:25:12.640 --> 00:25:18.240
Uh half of them at that point go, she's just interested in us for our bodies.
00:25:18.960 --> 00:25:21.200
No, we don't she's just as bad as Derek.
00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:22.400
She's a shit Derek.
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:26.079
And then half of them walk away, and the other half are like, ah, shoot your short, it's fine.
00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:28.799
In my in my head, do you know?
00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:35.440
Has anyone seen the TV show Take Me Out with the world I was gonna say the country's the world's greatest comedian, Patty McGuinness?
00:25:35.839 --> 00:25:38.319
Uh, where there's like a line of women.
00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:46.880
Yeah, like the guy will just like say, Alright, my name's Brian and I'm from Essex, and then like three of them will just put their light off and it'll be like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:25:47.119 --> 00:25:48.960
I there's like 30 women there.
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:51.440
You went, anyone want to go for a drink?
00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:53.759
Just every fucking light went off.
00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:55.359
Well, just half of them.
00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:57.680
Is there any way I can win back the other half?
00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:00.400
Uh I don't know if you want to try into a spell or something like that.
00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:01.759
Ice knife.
00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:05.519
Primeval fuck you.
00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:11.519
Can I do I don't even know what spell I could uh cast.
00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:13.119
I don't know.
00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:17.680
I if you've got something there that you think might work, I'm gonna cast the spell of honesty.
00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:32.880
And I say, Look, I'm sorry, I'm just I'm lost, and I I was supposed to be in Aberdeen trying to make a you know a step in my comedy career with some of the biggest names on the circuit, including the headliner prop comedian Phil But F Bill Fudler.
00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:35.200
Bill Fudler, thank you, thank you.
00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:40.960
And then all of a sudden I knew I was in a land that I didn't understand and I've had to fight for my life, so yeah, I'm a little vulnerable right now.
00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:42.000
Okay, I'm sorry.
00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:43.440
Yeah, that was good.
00:26:43.519 --> 00:26:48.319
I'll give you I'll say that gives you advantage, so roll performance with advantage.
00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:49.680
Better fucking roll.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:52.079
Do you remember what advantage, how that works?
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:54.559
You roll twice and you give me the best.
00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:55.839
Eight, okay.
00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:59.440
And you'll have pluses to performance as well, I'm sure.
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:01.440
Six.
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:02.880
Six.
00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:06.640
So I don't think it's gonna be enough, but let's see what your plus is to performance.
00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:07.359
Yeah, I don't know.
00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:10.559
It might you've plus two ten.
00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:14.000
Eh it's not really weighted or on this one.
00:27:14.720 --> 00:27:17.599
One woman turns around and she's like, Oh, that's very sad.
00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:20.319
That's very okay, you've got my sympathy now.
00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:21.839
So you're up to sixteen.
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:23.359
You don't want sympathy.
00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:24.799
You don't want sympathy.
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:25.680
That's worse.
00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:37.920
You're gonna wake up not feeling good about your I think I'd rather have like, you know, put myself out there and and looked for connection rather than never tried at all.
00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:41.519
Oh you should write that down in a song.
00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:45.359
Oh, I'm a musician.
00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:47.599
I'll sing that one.
00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:49.359
The ballad of Fanny.
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:56.160
I try to I can't because I'm chopped now.
00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:56.880
Uh-huh.
00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:59.839
You're telling me that I'm Oh god.
00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:01.359
Oh okay.
00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:04.079
So uh are you going to sleep after this or do you want to do anything else?
00:28:04.400 --> 00:28:05.440
I'm gonna go to sleep.
00:28:05.680 --> 00:28:06.000
Okay.
00:28:06.400 --> 00:28:07.519
So alone.
00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:23.839
So when you go to sleep, uh you have a dream where you're standing in front of a mother uh and you can see yourself, but it's like you're flickering in between what Fanny normally looks like and like almost like a half dragon, half person kind of person.
00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:29.680
And as you reach out to touch the mother, it fades into smoke and you realise it's just an illusion.
00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:35.839
And that is because Fanny has joined the school of illusion, so Fanny's subclass is an illusionist.
00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:36.480
Nice.
00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:44.960
So she gains uh uh two spells that are under the illusion category, and I'm sure there was a bunch of other stuff as well.
00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:46.160
My my spells?
00:28:46.400 --> 00:28:47.680
Yeah, the spells that you gain.
00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:50.319
You can you can cast an illusion on people.
00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:53.039
You can yeah, you can be gorgeous now.
00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:56.000
I can be invisible, I have invisibility.
00:28:56.319 --> 00:28:57.440
You're already kind of nailing that.
00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:01.759
I can alter self and change appearance.
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:02.400
There you go.
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:10.240
Um, a magic mouth, which means I can put which is a real shame that no one wants to go home with me.
00:29:10.480 --> 00:29:18.799
Um because I can put a mouth on an object and make it recite the message, uh, which would probably feel pretty good.
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:29.279
Um and then rope trick is where I touch a rope and one end of it hovers uh upward until the rope hangs perpendicular to the ground uh or the rope reaches the ceiling.
00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:37.279
At the rope's upper end, an invisible three foot by five foot portal opens to an extra-dimensional space that lasts until the spell ends.
00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:41.599
The space can be reached by climbing the rope, which can be pulled into or dropped out of it.
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:49.759
So and it can hold up to eight medium or smaller creatures, attack spells and other effects can't pass into or out of the space, and we can see through the portal.
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:53.920
So I basically just got us like a refugee safety box.
00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:54.400
Yeah.
00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:54.880
Yeah.
00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:57.440
Like we're in the back of the truck somewhere.
00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:04.000
And then I can just uh put like a magic mouth on the how many of them can you use with a long rest?
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:06.559
Uh two uh two.
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:09.680
Is it for the spells?
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:11.680
Otherwise that would be Yeah, for the spells.
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:12.480
Yeah, right.
00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:23.200
So you get so in level three, you get two second level spell slots and four first level, and then you're can't trap so there's them because you do whatever.
00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:24.480
Any of them as you want.
00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:26.880
My altar self only lasts up to one hour.
00:30:27.279 --> 00:30:28.000
That's not bad though.
00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:29.279
That's okay, Cinderella.
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:30.640
You should have a date in an hour.
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:32.640
Yeah, you're like Cinderella there.
00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:44.799
You're like you could you could make you could be the fairy godmother and go bi-bity-bobity-boo and turn you're good-looking like like old handsome over here.
00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:49.680
I mean, I could use it on I think I can only use it on myself.
00:30:49.920 --> 00:30:52.400
Yeah, so I am the fairy godmother, but I'm also Cinderella.
00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:54.079
You could also be Cinderella, yeah.
00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:56.720
And then um I'm also the pumpkin.
00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:00.079
But after an hour, they're gonna go, ugh, gross.
00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:04.880
Alright, so we're all back, you're all awake in the pub.
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.839
Peggy's down the stairs, she's like, ah, good morning, everybody.
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:09.039
Am I still a bear?
00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:12.400
Uh well, do you want to turn back into a human or you can still be a bear if you want?
00:31:12.559 --> 00:31:14.000
I don't want people to know that I'm a kid.
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:15.759
Okay, you'll be turned back into a human.
00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:17.359
You're like, what the fuck could that happen?
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:19.839
And then Peggy's like, hello everybody, you ready?
00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:21.599
Gotta fight that big monster for us.
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:24.160
Me and Derek need some good press in this town.
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:25.359
Some good press.
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:26.720
Fucking hell, Peggy.
00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:29.359
We're just trying to save lives, not your reputation.
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:30.480
Oh, right, okay.
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:34.160
Uh hey, what about them weapons we uh where's the old beans?
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:36.240
What's up with the beanster?
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:39.279
We we went and got a big bunch of stuff for her.
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:41.200
Where's So you want to go to Beans?
00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:44.160
I want to check out what Bean did with the raw material.
00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:48.400
So you basically look at Peggy and go, where the fuck is that other woman?
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.960
No, and then I moon walk.
00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:54.240
And we're all pretty wowed by it.
00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:56.559
You are actually, kind of.
00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:03.920
So you go to beans, bean gives you, so I think you wanted a plus one to your weapon, wasn't it?
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:05.279
My spear, is that right?
00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:05.680
Yeah.
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:10.960
So if you go to your infantry, it'll tell you what your spear is.
00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:11.920
Okay, spear.
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:13.359
So we got plus two to hit now.
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:14.000
Yeah, right?
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:15.839
That becomes plus three to hit.
00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:16.880
Plus three.
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:18.720
Yeah, and then you just wanted.
00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:21.119
I think you're calling someone.
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:21.759
Uh-oh.
00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:26.319
Wait, like you called the person.
00:32:26.559 --> 00:32:27.039
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:30.799
It's just his phone's just open on his colours.
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:33.359
It's you called your mom.
00:32:33.920 --> 00:32:34.960
One accidental hit.
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:35.920
Okay.
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:39.440
She needs to know what's going on.
00:32:39.599 --> 00:32:40.480
She needs to know.
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:52.640
Okay, and then you both wanted so you both wanted plus one to your armor.
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:54.559
Uh yeah, we both did, didn't we?
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:56.079
We went down the same route.
00:32:56.400 --> 00:33:01.440
Yep, so then use your whatever your armor class is now, it'll be plus one to that.
00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:04.880
So did well, it's up to you.
00:33:05.519 --> 00:33:06.640
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:12.960
No, uh are you talking about in the last episode when we went to the if Annie went to the dojo.
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:17.200
No, but then on at the end, I think I'm yeah, I might have just improved my quarter staff.
00:33:17.519 --> 00:33:19.680
I got my armor class up but with a riddle.
00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:21.920
No, you got the magic item with the riddle.
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:23.200
But this is for beans.
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.799
Yeah, so bean's gonna put your uh your armor class up one.
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.559
So remember when you got the materials?
00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:29.200
Yes.
00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:32.160
Right, so put whatever that armor is, put that up top.
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:32.960
Up it by one.
00:33:33.039 --> 00:33:33.200
Uh-huh.
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:33.920
But by one.
00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:36.960
And then do you want to improve your weapons or your armor?
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:38.960
I think I improved my weapon.
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:40.079
Alright, okay.
00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:46.559
Uh so maybe maybe it's wiser to do armor because I've been low in I've been rolling low.
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:47.519
Yeah.
00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:49.599
Okay, so armor class up one.
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:52.640
Yeah, so you put that up, whatever that is, you put that up one.
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:57.039
Uh, and then Sean's gonna take another we plus to his armor class as well.
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.400
So Bean comes out and she's like, she's Irish when she's Irish, yeah.
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:01.200
She's Irish.
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:01.839
Do it.
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:03.759
Right, hold on.
00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:04.640
Do it now.
00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:05.680
Yeah, right.
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:11.199
So I've improved all your armor and I I I fixed your spear for you, so that's gonna do more.
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:14.000
It's gonna be easier to throw, and it's gonna be easier to hit better.
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:15.519
Your armor's all looking good.
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:23.679
I didn't realise you were just wearing normal clothes, so I've just basically put like almost like a wee kind of sh wee bit of armor underneath your normal stuff.
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:26.079
Yeah, basically that.
00:34:26.239 --> 00:34:28.480
Uh I've got chain female.
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:30.960
What is it?
00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:34.079
Yeah, if you want to turn off the podcast now, I think we'll all understand.
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:34.400
Yeah.
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:35.920
I feel like that is also a pun.
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:39.199
Oh fuck! It so is a pun.
00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:40.400
Of course it's a pun.
00:34:41.519 --> 00:34:43.599
I think it's actually a feminist take.
00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:46.239
I think it's actually an important.
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:48.159
You've dodged that cunt for too long.
00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:48.559
Yeah.
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:53.760
So uh if you can know me a D8 of pun damage to Pandemic.
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:55.920
I'm just gonna chuck in D8.
00:34:56.320 --> 00:34:58.239
His word to the wise is a little heads up.
00:34:58.400 --> 00:34:59.199
God's a bit of a prick.
00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:00.159
Oh six.
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:02.000
God is a bit of a prick.
00:35:02.400 --> 00:35:04.880
You you feel the thunder, but it's not there yet.
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:09.280
Oh how?
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:13.039
I do one pun last dep and I was crucified.
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:15.760
You you've already been warned and it was a bad one.
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:18.880
He's got his eye on you, man.
00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:21.599
I'm fu I'm fucking edging pun god.
00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:22.239
This is crazy.
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:23.599
Oh, so you it was a bad one.
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:25.199
You went up to Bean and went, what's your name?
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:26.079
Flickma.
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:30.000
I forgot it was that again.
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:34.000
To be fair, it was actually I set him up and I said, What's your first name?
00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:35.920
And then I went, Flickma?
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:38.320
Because it's you're like a vagina, right?
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:38.880
Yeah, exactly.
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:39.760
You're there, brother.
00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:41.199
You're right there, brother.
00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:41.760
You're on it.
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:45.360
God, it's even funnier now that Tom explained it.
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:51.039
Bean also says I do have like other weapons and stuff like that if you're interested.
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:55.119
Uh so Sean goes over and he starts pointing at a war hammer.
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:56.559
He's been like This dude.
00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:58.000
You want a Warhammer, Sean?
00:35:58.239 --> 00:35:59.519
Hey what's the Warhammer?
00:35:59.920 --> 00:36:02.239
I want to buy Sean a war.
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:06.639
Unfortunately, you are the only ones you and Sean are the only ones who don't have money in this.
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.000
I don't have any money.
00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:09.039
I have some money.
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:10.159
So they've got the gems.
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:11.280
I've got some money.
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:12.079
I got another one.
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:14.079
I have 40 gold coins worth.
00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:16.239
Wait, how much is the Warhammer?
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:19.840
Uh the Warhammer is 20 gold pieces.
00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:21.199
How do we know how much we have?
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:22.159
You also have 40.
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:23.760
No, you've got 50.
00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:25.199
Oh, right.
00:36:25.760 --> 00:36:29.679
Yeah, you found the gemstone, you found Jasper, and you found Lapis Lazulish.
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:31.360
Yeah, I found Lapis Lazulish.
00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:32.559
How much is the Warhammer?
00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:33.280
Uh 20.
00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:34.480
Pretty pricey.
00:36:34.719 --> 00:36:36.559
I mean, what else are we gonna spend this fucking money on?
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:37.679
Warhammer is it?
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:42.800
Uh it's a big Warhammer, so it's a plus one Warhammer, so whatever it would have gained more.
00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:45.679
I pull Gar uh Don aside.
00:36:45.840 --> 00:36:49.599
I say, Have you noticed Sean's eyes are like crazy colors today?
00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:50.480
Yeah, really crazy.
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:52.000
I think we gotta get him this war hammer.
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:54.079
He has saved our ass so many times.
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:57.119
How about I give ten of my money and you give ten of your money?
00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:57.840
Great deal.
00:36:58.000 --> 00:36:58.239
Love it.
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:02.079
We will purchase uh Miss Bean Miss Bean.
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:02.960
Miss Bean.
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:03.760
We will.
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:07.679
Are you related to What up, Flickr?
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:10.880
We would like to purchase the Warhammer.
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:12.960
Uh do you do gift wrapping?
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:15.679
Uh I I can gift wrap if you can.
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:16.639
Yeah, put a bow on it.
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:17.920
Let's make Sean's day.
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:18.559
Okay.
00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:20.480
Uh you want to like bot or at all?
00:37:20.559 --> 00:37:21.440
You could try and like Oh.
00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:23.199
You could try and negotiate down.
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:26.320
It's like it's like bargain hunt here.
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:28.719
Yeah, you can try and negotiate if you want to.
00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:29.280
Ten.
00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:30.480
Hey, bitch.
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:30.800
Ten.
00:37:31.360 --> 00:37:31.519
Okay.
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:33.599
Wait, no, so I'm gonna go nice, actually.
00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:34.639
I'm gonna go nice.
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:36.159
I'm gonna go to hey.
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.880
Gosh, we're just a couple of poor people.
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:45.440
Would you would you consider going down to ten?
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:47.119
So we're all persuasion.
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:47.920
B20?
00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:48.159
Yeah.
00:37:48.480 --> 00:37:48.800
Sixteen.
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:50.400
Do you know that you have it?
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:52.719
What's waste of your persuasion?
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:53.599
Yes.
00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:55.280
Two eighteen.
00:37:55.840 --> 00:37:58.239
So uh being lost, well, yeah, you know what?
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:00.800
This would help the village if you kill that thing.
00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:03.280
So I I'll I'll I'll bring the price down to ten.
00:38:03.599 --> 00:38:04.559
Oh my god, thank you.
00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:06.239
We're not willing to go above eight.
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:08.559
Ten bucks for a war hammer.
00:38:08.960 --> 00:38:09.519
No persuasion.
00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:11.679
We're not willing to go above eight.
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:15.599
Don, she agreed to ten, man.
00:38:15.760 --> 00:38:17.679
Yeah, Don's choosing chaos today.
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:18.159
20.
00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:18.800
He's so good.
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:20.639
Plus one.
00:38:20.960 --> 00:38:21.280
Plus one.
00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:23.519
Oh my god, he's so handsome.
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:23.920
Right.
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:25.360
So that's a critical success.
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:26.719
Yeah, critical success.
00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:30.079
So Peteon's gonna be like, listen, do you know what?
00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:31.599
I'm being selfish here.
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:32.320
This is one thing.
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:34.159
My shop can survive without it.
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:36.079
I'll give you the Warhammer for free.
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:36.719
What?
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:39.280
Oh my fucking like.
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:40.719
Yes.
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:44.400
Finally, we've done something often.
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:48.320
Touching Bill over there, like, yeah, we all did that.
00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:49.679
Team.
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:57.599
I was gonna say, like, you probably would have wanted to like Bill to do the negotiating because he's got the bonuses, but you fucking smash that.
00:38:58.719 --> 00:38:59.679
Next time we need some perspective.
00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:03.679
Well, there is other things in the shop if you are wanting to maybe try and get other stuff that doesn't.
00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:05.199
What else you got in there, B?
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:08.719
Yeah, so she's got she's got swords, she's got spears.
00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:10.400
I'm right by saying Miss, right?
00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:10.960
It's not Mrs.
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:11.360
Bean.
00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:13.119
No, it's it it's Miss Bean.
00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:13.519
Okay.
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:15.920
So she's got what she's got swords, shields.
00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:17.360
Shut up, Fanny.
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:19.039
Dude, you're the attractive one.
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:19.920
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:22.480
She's got swords.
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:24.000
Swords, it's shields.
00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:28.400
She's got uh bigger, kind of stronger armour, like kind of knight's armour and stuff like that.
00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:31.760
So how much uh armor would that give us against?
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:33.840
How much would that increase?
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:42.079
That would bring down like there's certain things, bonuses you get for being unarmoured, but I don't think they I think they only really apply to Bill.
00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:45.360
So uh Bill's probably the only one you don't want to have armour.
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:47.360
You you're the most depressed right now.
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:50.559
I'm not in it yet.
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.599
So she's got half plate armour, right?
00:39:53.840 --> 00:40:14.079
So with that, your armour class would be 17 and whatever so eighteen, uh, because you still get your plus one from your original armour, but you would then gain disadvantage on all strength saving throws, dexterity saving throws, acrobatics, uh athletics, sleight of hand, and stealth.
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:18.960
Maybe uh like a shield, you can just uh tell you.
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:25.119
Yeah, that way you don't have to be wearing full armor because that's like that's clunky.
00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:25.360
Yeah.
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:30.800
Uh it is clunky, but what size is this armor in and can it be very large?
00:40:31.119 --> 00:40:32.559
You fucking armor bear?
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:34.079
I want to be an armor bear.
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:35.440
That's so what I'm saying about.
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:37.760
I think you're allowed to wear armor as a bear.
00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:38.239
Why not?
00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:40.480
I'm allowed to buy some armor and put it on as a bear.
00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:45.119
Uh unless it says the AC next to the animal, just double check the wild shapes.
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:45.519
Yeah.
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:49.920
So but I'm fairly sure you're your AC as your normal AC.
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:54.000
You'd also have to carry around bear shaped sized armor as a short guy.
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:55.920
Well, now we're when what's AC?
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:58.000
Uh armor class, it would just say AC.
00:40:58.800 --> 00:40:59.760
Does not say it then.
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:02.400
Right, so I it would just be your normal armor class then.
00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:05.119
I could wear armor as a bear, right?
00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:09.119
Uh well, you wouldn't have it, but like we That's the dumbest.
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:10.000
How is that dumb?
00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:10.719
Am I missing it?
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:11.920
Because you don't even have fingers.
00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:13.039
And you're on all four.
00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:14.320
How would you put it on?
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.440
But what what is the logic of this universe?
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:23.760
I can go for a fucking nap and wake up from it as a fucking bear and everyone's like, cool.
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:27.679
And then when I'm like, let me put some metal on the bear, everyone's like, ridiculous.
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.679
How are you gonna get the metal on the bear?
00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:31.840
I will put it because I am the bear.
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:32.639
Without doubt.
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:33.679
But I am the bear.
00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:34.880
I have the intelligence.
00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:36.559
My intelligence actually goes up.
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:39.039
My intelligence goes up as I'm uh when it's fucking.
00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:43.519
Yeah, but you still can't put the why you gonna- Of course I can!
00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:45.039
What are we on about?
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:48.320
You're telling me a bear could put on like a pair of pants.
00:41:48.480 --> 00:41:52.480
Yes, if if I'm the bear, if the man paws.
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:53.840
Yeah, yeah.
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:55.599
How are you gonna grab anything?
00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:57.679
This is the hill you're gonna die on, Tom?
00:41:57.760 --> 00:41:59.920
Like No, we're not dying on a hill.
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:01.840
We're talking logic here.
00:42:02.559 --> 00:42:05.599
Okay, I'm glad you brought logic up, because that's what I want to argue.
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:09.199
Why is now and only now logic being introduced?
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:10.320
I'm just saying.
00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:11.599
Okay, you know what?
00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:16.639
Annie's literally about to cast a spell to make herself less ugly.
00:42:16.800 --> 00:42:19.039
And now we're going, well, don't be ridiculous.
00:42:19.440 --> 00:42:22.400
So I'm just telling you how Ad didn't they make the rules of the game?
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:24.880
Giare fucking Gygax made the rule of the game.
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:26.559
Gary fuck Gygak.
00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:27.519
I got a question for you.
00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:38.639
When you turn into Wild Shape, you still have the same armor class, so you still have all the same level of protection of the armor, but the bear is not wearing your clothes like it's just No, of course.
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:41.920
But if I was to chuck some extra armor on there, that would be better.
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:53.280
Yeah, but then you're just having to carry and about big bear armor to wait to turn into a bear to then take a turn to put armor on while I'm gonna take me a bit longer to get up the fucking lighthouse because I'm dragging some heavy armor.
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:54.719
You might so be it.
00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:56.639
Primeval might kill you in that time.
00:42:56.960 --> 00:42:59.199
When I'm going up some stairs, doubtful.
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.840
Yeah, but you're not always bear either.
00:43:02.079 --> 00:43:02.559
Okay, fine.
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:03.599
Here's what we'll do.
00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:04.400
We'll compromise.
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:06.320
I won't buy this fucking armor, okay?
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:14.079
But can we all just please, for the love of God, agree that me wanting to be a bear with some armor on is not the most mental thing.
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:14.800
I think it's fun.
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:15.280
I like it.
00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:17.519
I'm on the met.
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:18.239
It's fun.
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:20.960
Who doesn't who wouldn't want to see a bear in some armor?
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:22.400
I wouldn't so love that.
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:22.719
Yeah.
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:23.280
I would.
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:23.760
I would.
00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:24.960
I'm just saying the legitimate.
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:27.039
I mean, can I have a a shield for free?
00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:29.440
So uh I'll tell you the thing with a shield.
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:39.119
So you would gain plus two to your armor class, so your armor class would become uh 15, but you do still gain all the same disadvantages on like that.
00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:45.519
So it's slow like putting on armor or carrying a shield, it slows you down, and it means you can do like less stealth stuff and stuff like that.
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:46.480
So that's there's a trick.
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:49.280
You know what?
00:43:49.440 --> 00:43:52.800
Fine, because I got invisibility and I think like that's I'm not sure.
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:54.480
Yeah, we're maybe trying to do too much here.
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:54.800
Yeah.
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:56.320
So you don't want any of the armor in it.
00:43:56.639 --> 00:43:58.960
Well, being you're being a real bitch about it, so I guess not.
00:43:59.039 --> 00:43:59.360
Do uh
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:01.039
Give us some free stuff.
00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:01.840
We got excited.
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:02.960
We wanted to make some purchases.
00:44:03.199 --> 00:44:04.880
Can we get a real cunt about it being a real cut?
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:06.000
Can we give Sean some armor?
00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:07.039
Let's dress this boy up.
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:08.239
I'm sorry, kids.
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:10.320
The bear's swearing now.
00:44:11.679 --> 00:44:12.559
Not the bear yet.
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:14.639
Maybe we can just get Sean some armor.
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:16.239
Some armor and Sean.
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:18.639
Yeah, maybe cover his face up.
00:44:20.079 --> 00:44:21.840
I don't even know how good looking Sean is.
00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:22.480
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:22.639
No.
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:23.679
Is Sean good looking?
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:24.159
No.
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:26.800
That was like the first thing we found out about him.
00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:28.480
You kept calling him an ugly battery.
00:44:28.559 --> 00:44:28.719
Yes.
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:29.519
Oh shit.
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:32.880
And then we rolled and he's So we're three uglies and a good looker.
00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:33.280
Yeah.
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:33.840
Yeah.
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:34.400
Yeah.
00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:37.840
That's what I meant, but we were a We need to scar it.
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:40.639
It's like last episode again.
00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:41.599
It's like we're good.
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:42.800
You have a rat.
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:43.920
You have a magic rat.
00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:46.239
It's gonna happen eventually.
00:44:49.360 --> 00:45:00.480
But yeah, I think we should we should deck Sean out like this kind of like man with that we can just send into battle fully, fully protected and absolutely gunned up.
00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:03.199
Sean's armor class then becomes 19.
00:45:03.599 --> 00:45:04.000
Jesus!
00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:08.159
The only and the good thing is the only disadvantage he gains is on stealth.
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:09.039
So all the other ones.
00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:10.559
19 armor class.
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:11.760
That's so high.
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:13.280
This man is gonna be on the show.
00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:14.079
So are you wanting to do that?
00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:17.599
If he wasn't butt-face ugly, he'd be the most attractive.
00:45:18.079 --> 00:45:22.159
Half-plate armor, it costs 750 gold pieces.
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:24.239
What the f what the hell?
00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:24.960
A war here.
00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:26.639
Fanny, Fanny, we got this.
00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:27.360
We got this.
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:28.880
We got a bardic.
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:32.480
No, no, put send let Tom take the lead on this.
00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:37.280
750, and then we I elbow Tom and sh we shove him forward.
00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:41.440
Do you want prime evil to keep killing your people?
00:45:41.519 --> 00:45:43.760
Or do you want us to get up there?
00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:45.920
Look, give us here's what we'll do.
00:45:46.159 --> 00:45:46.559
I was right.
00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:50.719
Lend us the armor and we'll give it back when we come back.
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:51.280
That's good.
00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:52.639
That's a good so rent.
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:54.639
So you you want to rent my armor?
00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:55.440
I do.
00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:56.159
Right.
00:45:56.559 --> 00:45:58.239
So we'll pay you when we get back.
00:45:58.719 --> 00:45:59.280
How long?
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:04.480
I feel like for the audio listeners, uh, Tom winked three times there.
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:05.760
Start dancing, Bill.
00:46:07.039 --> 00:46:08.880
I save the dance for afterwards.
00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:10.800
Never dance to see.
00:46:11.440 --> 00:46:12.159
Everybody knows that.
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:13.039
You look like a motherfucker.
00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:14.239
I didn't go to dance college.
00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:16.079
So this is watch this.
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:17.760
Where's the ladies that you showed?
00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:18.800
I'll start dancing.
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:20.079
You want me to call them?
00:46:20.480 --> 00:46:22.000
Well, maybe later.
00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:25.679
Let's go get old.
00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:33.519
Twinkle toes.
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:35.280
So beans basically.
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:37.920
So beans like, listen, that costs seven.
00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:41.360
That's the most expensive thing in the shop, that armor, right?
00:46:41.679 --> 00:46:43.840
So I'll I would need at least.
00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:50.320
I would say if I'm renting to you, I'd need at least a hundred gold pieces just to play it safe.
00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:52.480
What about eight?
00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:55.679
Right.
00:46:55.760 --> 00:47:04.480
That's gonna take you can roll charisma, but I'm telling you that's gonna need a really high roll because eight to a hundred is a crazy careful.
00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:07.679
To make it more dramatic, Liam, close your eyes while we roll.
00:47:08.000 --> 00:47:08.880
Okay, okay.
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:11.440
Holy shit, three twenties?
00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:12.559
What's your name bean?
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:13.280
Being nice.
00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:20.639
Look, mean what's the point of having this great armor down here when the monsters up there?
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:22.079
Like gathering dust.
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:24.639
Just sitting there gathering dust.
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:29.360
Maybe like you could put it to good use, and and you know what?
00:47:29.519 --> 00:47:32.159
Uh you should I'll tell you what I'm gonna do?
00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:43.599
I'm gonna tell all the other people in the village that we'd like to fight prime with the cool uh armor, but unfortunately your armor maker won't give it to us for like bucks.
00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:44.159
Yes.
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.119
Like, but you're and you're gonna get the armor back.
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:49.920
I think you should just give it to us for free, really.
00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:51.840
Also, good all good points.
00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:57.360
When we come back after defeating prime evil, think that the price is just gonna go up.
00:47:57.440 --> 00:48:00.719
Think how much it'll be worth the armor You can sell it as an artifact.
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:03.199
We are putting more value on this thing.
00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:09.519
Okay, so I'll give you advantage on this role, and it doesn't need to be as high now because you've made very good arguments.
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:13.280
So 17 Eat my fucking ass!
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.719
Get to roll again, and if you get higher than that, that'll be the one that will go.
00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:20.639
Tom, get get ready, get ready for absolute scenes.
00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:23.039
Also, uh, do you want to see your dancing right now?
00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:25.360
Oh is my dance will my dad's work?
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:26.159
Yeah, you're dancing.
00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:29.519
Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:31.360
Twinkle toes come out to play.
00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:41.440
We can see the energy in his toes start to build as they guys listen, I woke up this morning just feeling dynamite.
00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:43.199
You're looking dynamite.
00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:47.119
Son, you if you feel like you have rhythm just coursing to your veins.
00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:48.880
Behind you.
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:51.440
That's very good.
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:52.320
So it's 17.
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:54.400
Yeah, but you'll sit we go with a 17.
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:59.360
Oh, and my charisma is obviously 14 plus two.
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:03.199
So he's up to 19, and then I'll give you a fast one because you don't.
00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:05.360
But the dance and tell me what the dance was, though.
00:49:05.599 --> 00:49:07.679
My dance can me and Kate see it.
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.199
Yeah, explain it in great detail.
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:13.039
My dance was the Pittsburgh Waltz.
00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:16.639
Yeah, I also was like, what is he looking at?
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:18.320
Pittsburgh waltz.
00:49:18.400 --> 00:49:20.480
I've been practicing it at Butlins.
00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:25.920
They say that has uh a move so daring that people have died.
00:49:26.159 --> 00:49:26.800
Yeah.
00:49:28.320 --> 00:49:31.760
The I'll start thinking I gotta remember all the butlons what.
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:34.239
Oh the yeah, the Chicago.
00:49:34.719 --> 00:49:36.000
The Chicago shuffle.
00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:36.400
Yeah.
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:37.599
Okay, everybody.
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:42.320
We're gonna do the Everyone line up for the New Orleans dip.
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:45.519
What were they doing?
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:49.360
I know I can't remember, but it was like, yeah, it was like cities in America then I danced.
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:50.800
I did the Pittsburgh wall.
00:49:51.039 --> 00:49:52.000
The Wisconsin wall.
00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:53.599
The Wisconsin.
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:55.679
The New Jersey jazz hands.
00:49:56.239 --> 00:49:57.760
New Jersey jazz hands.
00:49:57.920 --> 00:49:58.320
Maybe.
00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:00.880
I only pull that out for the good stuff.
00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:03.039
It's pretty sexy.
00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:05.280
That's the one that's what kills people.
00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:07.280
Their hands go too fast.
00:50:07.440 --> 00:50:08.719
They become propellers.
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:09.199
Yeah.
00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:10.480
Shoot off the wrist.
00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:11.679
Bingo is right.
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:12.320
Yeah.
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:14.719
You've you've made very good points here.
00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:17.280
Uh this is the deal I'm willing to give you is right now.
00:50:17.360 --> 00:50:19.119
I'll give you the armor for free right now.
00:50:19.199 --> 00:50:26.480
But I see if you come back and you've defeated prime evil, uh give me the armor back and give me, let's say, 50 gold pieces.
00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:29.599
Give you the armor back and 50 gold pieces.
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:29.920
Yeah.
00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:32.079
Well then you're not really giving us it for free, are you?
00:50:32.320 --> 00:50:33.199
If you come back.
00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:34.960
When we come when we come back.
00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:36.079
If we come back.
00:50:36.400 --> 00:50:40.000
When we come back, can we re-try and talk to you?
00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:43.599
There's and say it was destroyed and then go back and get it later.
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:45.679
So that's so unbelievably smart.
00:50:46.159 --> 00:50:46.480
Still, Bill.
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:47.519
I love that.
00:50:47.760 --> 00:50:51.280
I asked if we can renegotiate when we come back about the 50.
00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:57.360
Yeah, so when you come back, I'll I'll maybe, depending on how that goes and the state the armor's in, then we can negotiate.
00:50:58.159 --> 00:51:00.800
We gotta better is fucking on this.
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:01.039
Bill.
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:02.559
All right.
00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:04.000
Put the armor on, Sean.
00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:04.719
Let's get up here.
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:05.840
Quick, so let's go.
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:07.519
Let's get out of here.
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:09.760
Sean now has 19 armor clutches.
00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:10.719
Oh my god.
00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:13.360
He's never looked more attractive.
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:14.559
Prime.
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:16.800
Let's go fight it.
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:22.639
So the other thing I forgot to tell you is that also Bean has been has health potions.
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:26.880
Bean, why do you keep hiding this?
00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:28.480
Why are you hiding it all for you?
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:30.480
We all we want it all for free.
00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:32.800
Bean, just give us it for free.
00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:39.360
Bean, look, I I will I feel like you've given us a lot of things for free, so I'll give you how much of the how much you want it for the health potions?
00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:41.360
I would say about five gold pieces each.
00:51:41.599 --> 00:51:42.559
All right, let's buy it.
00:51:42.719 --> 00:51:43.280
Yeah, easy.
00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:43.840
Three of them.
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:44.880
Three of them, please.
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:46.880
And I'm not paying above eight, but three.
00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:47.599
I want three of them.
00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:50.159
Well, they're they're five, so they're under they're under in.
00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:52.400
No, I want three for eight.
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:53.599
You want three for eight?
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:53.840
Yes.
00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:56.159
That's uh half price, almost half price.
00:51:56.400 --> 00:51:58.320
It's gonna be a wee persuasion rule though.
00:51:58.559 --> 00:51:58.800
Wow.
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:00.320
Guess what's about to happen?
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:01.920
Imagine it happened again.
00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:03.519
Imagine with that moment.
00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:05.280
She's not a very good negotiator.
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:07.599
She's getting absolutely robbed.
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:11.039
But what is she doing sitting here about to be killed with all her stuff?
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:11.440
Yeah.
00:52:11.679 --> 00:52:15.119
Well, I picked it up, so I think it was a five.
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:17.280
Requiring it was not a five, it was higher than a five.
00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:18.000
Well, was it six?
00:52:18.239 --> 00:52:22.320
But due to the rules of the D game.
00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:26.960
Once a player, once a player picks up dice, it needs to be a re-roll.
00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:27.840
No, it doesn't.
00:52:27.920 --> 00:52:29.920
It was a six It was an eight.
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:30.320
Fuck off.
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:30.800
Eight.
00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:35.199
So being goes, look, guys, come on, you're taking the mick here, okay?
00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:35.840
Twelve.
00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:37.360
We're not willing to be above twelve for two.
00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:38.239
No, fourteen.
00:52:38.480 --> 00:52:39.760
I've given enough good deals today.
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:41.199
What do these health questions do?
00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:42.239
They bring us back 100%?
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:46.880
Regain you uh you drink it and you regain four hit points.
00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:48.719
Don't pay 15 gold.
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:51.519
Okay, so uh how are you wanting to do that?
00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:56.960
You want to trade the the Jasper, which is your one stone for that?
00:52:57.679 --> 00:52:58.320
How much is that worth?
00:52:58.400 --> 00:52:58.960
Is that worth it?
00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:04.960
Yeah, so you could trade being that and then she'll give you back uh 35.
00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:06.159
No, is it 45?
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:06.639
Yep.
00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:08.800
Oh, you'll actually get gold pieces.
00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:09.840
Yeah, I'll do that then, yeah.
00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:17.760
Okay, so she takes the Jasper off you and gives you uh was it three health potions and then uh Do we want a fourth one for Sean?
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:18.960
No, he's got 19 heals.
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:19.679
Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:20.159
Just three.
00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:22.000
I give one to Fanny, I give one to Peter.
00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:24.400
Also, the member you do have healing spells.
00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:27.199
You have a healing spell you can use as a bonus action and you have.
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:29.119
Yeah, but it's all just more.
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:31.519
We're about to go in against fucking prime evil.
00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:34.880
Sorry for being a little bit fucking or being aside.
00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:36.320
Hello.
00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:38.400
I say thank you.
00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:41.519
Thank you so much for your help.
00:53:41.760 --> 00:53:48.559
I just feel like people all they know is is that its name is Prime Evil, and I just I refuse to believe that people don't know a little bit more.
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:50.079
We need to know what we're walking into.
00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:51.760
Anything about the way up?
00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:57.679
Uh well I I've from what I've heard, the way ups it seems to be some sort of booby traps.
00:53:57.840 --> 00:53:59.519
This prime evil is put on it.
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:01.039
So I'm so good at that.
00:54:01.360 --> 00:54:03.119
Got that in the phone call.
00:54:03.199 --> 00:54:03.599
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:03.679 --> 00:54:04.719
I can sense booby traps now.
00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:06.320
I don't think you put that one in.
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:09.519
I think you were like, oh, it's this one or that one, and you went that one.
00:54:09.840 --> 00:54:11.440
Larely, no way did I do that.
00:54:11.519 --> 00:54:15.519
I remember speaking about how the That's why he chose booby traps, because you said no to it.
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:18.239
You were like, I can do this spell or I could take that spell.
00:54:18.480 --> 00:54:20.639
I remember speaking about the booby trap for a while.
00:54:20.960 --> 00:54:21.920
But I can detect magic.
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:25.440
Would booby traps be depending on if it's a magic thing or not.
00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:25.920
What?
00:54:26.000 --> 00:54:28.079
Why would I not pick the fucking booby trap?
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:28.719
I got so excited.
00:54:28.880 --> 00:54:30.960
I'm gonna get the rat to go first.
00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:40.559
Dude, did I not pick you you were you said to me you were thinking it was between one spell and the C trap spell, and you went by the other one.
00:54:40.800 --> 00:54:43.360
That was such a big moment that we almost had.
00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:46.079
So it's a bunch of movie traps, so we've got to move carefully upwards.
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:47.440
Yeah, that's what I would say.
00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:52.159
All I know is that he there's smoke and then people people die.
00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:54.880
So I don't I don't know what type of creature he is.
00:54:54.960 --> 00:54:55.920
I don't know what he looks like.
00:54:56.159 --> 00:54:58.159
I've been advised not to try so hard.
00:54:58.320 --> 00:54:59.840
So I'm gonna leave with this.
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:01.119
You mean nothing to me.
00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:02.480
And then we walk out.
00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:03.599
Wow.
00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.159
Dingo is fucking hell.
00:55:06.639 --> 00:55:08.639
So you're rude to the other girl.
00:55:09.760 --> 00:55:11.440
He told me not to try, so I'm leaving on.
00:55:11.679 --> 00:55:13.599
Trying not so hard doesn't mean insult me.
00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:14.960
Rude, yeah, but still be crazy.
00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:15.840
Turn around.
00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:17.519
Uh I'm ambivalent.
00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:18.960
Uh I'm indifferent.
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:22.559
Uh look, hey, look, when I come back, maybe we can hang out just as friends.
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:22.960
Right.
00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:26.639
That might be to get in the friend zone first.
00:55:26.800 --> 00:55:26.960
Yeah.
00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:29.119
Yeah, that's how that's how we get them.
00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:30.239
Gain some trust.
00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:30.880
20.
00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:31.440
20.
00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:31.920
There you go.
00:55:32.079 --> 00:55:34.000
You can tell being his variant of this.
00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:35.039
Yeah.
00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:36.559
There you go.
00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:38.000
Big moment.
00:55:38.239 --> 00:55:38.559
All right.
00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:40.639
Big moment for Fanny.
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:43.760
Note to self, it's hard to high-five over the table.
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:46.800
Nor does Tom slapping me.
00:55:47.119 --> 00:55:47.519
Good job.
00:55:49.280 --> 00:55:54.159
Okay, uh, so Derek is now gonna come up and he sees that you're Zod Edith.
00:55:54.559 --> 00:55:55.119
Oh, this guy.
00:55:55.599 --> 00:55:56.239
Uh boo.
00:55:57.360 --> 00:55:57.760
Hi guys.
00:55:58.800 --> 00:55:59.199
Look at it.
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:00.480
Boo.
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:02.079
Fuck off, Derek.
00:56:02.239 --> 00:56:02.800
Hey guys.
00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:03.760
Hold on.
00:56:03.840 --> 00:56:05.360
I'm still in bin mode till on it.
00:56:05.519 --> 00:56:06.159
Fucking classic.
00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:07.280
You're getting stuck in bean mode.
00:56:07.440 --> 00:56:08.159
We've all been there.
00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:09.119
We've all been there.
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:09.760
Classic.
00:56:09.920 --> 00:56:11.360
You're in Thornhold.
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:11.760
All right.
00:56:11.840 --> 00:56:12.800
Hey, hey guys.
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:13.360
How are you?
00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:16.880
It's like hanging out with DiCaprio, just stuck in a character.
00:56:17.599 --> 00:56:21.840
Hey, so are you you're gonna go up and kill the monster for me, guys?
00:56:22.000 --> 00:56:22.639
Well, not for you.
00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:23.599
Not for you.
00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:24.639
Not for you, Derek.
00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:25.920
You fucking piece of shit.
00:56:26.159 --> 00:56:27.039
Come on, guys.
00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:28.000
I helped you out.
00:56:28.079 --> 00:56:30.320
I I'm the one who brought you into this village.
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:31.360
I found you guys.
00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:34.639
Hey you found us, but man, it's been really hard and you've made us do everything, okay?
00:56:35.039 --> 00:56:37.440
Everybody says that they don't like you, Derek.
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:38.960
We've talked to everybody.
00:56:39.119 --> 00:56:41.760
They think that you're you You're a coward.
00:56:41.920 --> 00:56:42.400
A coward.
00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:43.920
Derek, we're fucking cheap.
00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:44.639
So you know what?
00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:49.599
We're doing this for the people of Thornhold and for everyone you killed.
00:56:50.400 --> 00:56:51.519
I ain't killed nobody.
00:56:51.599 --> 00:56:52.559
I didn't kill anyone.
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:53.440
I don't get involved.
00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:54.880
I keep at my Exactly.
00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:56.880
Just you fucking shut the fuck up, Derek.
00:56:57.119 --> 00:57:00.239
Derek, if you're not such a coward, why don't you come with us?
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:00.960
Come with us, don't you?
00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:04.320
This is intimidation or persuasion.
00:57:04.480 --> 00:57:04.880
Persuasion.
00:57:05.199 --> 00:57:05.679
Intimidation.
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:06.239
Oh, no.
00:57:06.480 --> 00:57:06.800
Persuasion.
00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:07.440
Persuade.
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:08.159
I want to intimidate.
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:10.400
Derek, look, we don't think you're a coward.
00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:12.000
I think you should come with us.
00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:12.559
Okay.
00:57:12.800 --> 00:57:17.440
Jews want to have a quick look to see who has better intimidation and who has better persuasion?
00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:19.199
Because I would say to go with whatever better.
00:57:19.679 --> 00:57:20.400
Plus two for both.
00:57:20.559 --> 00:57:21.280
Oh, and then wait.
00:57:21.679 --> 00:57:23.440
I have plus five.
00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:24.000
Whoa.
00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:24.800
Plus one.
00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:27.519
No, but you want to plus five or six.
00:57:27.599 --> 00:57:28.800
I can't read that small.
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:30.880
Since six.
00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:32.719
Whoa.
00:57:33.599 --> 00:57:34.719
How is it that high?
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:36.079
Because he's a barb.
00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:37.920
His whole thing's charisma.
00:57:38.239 --> 00:57:41.119
So I think I have a plus the I think the highest plus I have is two.
00:57:41.440 --> 00:57:48.800
Tom done really like out of everybody, Tom done the best in the character creations, so he has stats all kind of lined up perfectly.
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:49.199
Yeah.
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:54.559
I'm the most charismatic person here.
00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:56.079
Charismatic.
00:57:56.480 --> 00:57:57.280
Charismatic.
00:57:57.679 --> 00:57:58.880
Charismatic motherfucker.
00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:00.880
He's a charisma bardic.
00:58:01.199 --> 00:58:02.719
So do me a D20 roll.
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:04.320
18 plus king.
00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:05.119
Derek.
00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:06.559
Derek's coming.
00:58:07.760 --> 00:58:09.119
And you know what we're gonna do with Derek?
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:10.239
We're gonna go in the front.
00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:10.960
He's gonna go first.
00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:15.199
I want him to go in the front because he knows exactly where to go.
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:17.760
And if there's any crabs.
00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:22.880
You know, you don't need whisper for you're not playing against me.
00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:23.840
I'm just an referee.
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:28.800
I'm uh if anything, I want things to go well for you guys because if you all die, then the podcast is fucked.
00:58:29.039 --> 00:58:29.920
The Patreon's gonna be.
00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:32.159
Listen, I'm glad you joined the team.
00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:34.480
Um, you know where to go, right, Derek?
00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:35.280
You've been up there?
00:58:35.440 --> 00:58:35.840
Yeah.
00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:40.800
I I'm only coming because I really, guys, I think this would really help my re-election.
00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:42.159
That's back to Peter.
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:42.880
No, no, that's good.
00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:43.360
No, that's good.
00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:44.239
I think it would.
00:58:44.480 --> 00:58:46.400
I I think that would really help my election campaign.
00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:47.199
All right, dude.
00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:48.639
Another PR.
00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:52.639
I am I am picturing Derek as do you know in the mummy with Brendan Fraser?
00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:53.039
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:54.480
The guy Benny, who's the weasel.
00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:56.239
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:56.480 --> 00:58:57.199
Yeah, it's him.
00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:58.800
He's such a fucking lady.
00:58:59.840 --> 00:59:01.360
So he's coming along now.
00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:03.760
So he takes you to the stairs.
00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:19.920
So you start working up the spiral staircase, uh, and you realise you're getting somewhat near the top, uh uh because it kind of flattens out into a bit of a land and the air feels like cleaner and it doesn't feel as dingy as it was down in the in a dungeon.
00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:23.280
And Derek goes, right, guys, this is it.
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:27.760
This is this is where the stairs that take us up to the bad guy.
00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:28.719
Well, after you, Derek.
00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:29.760
Yeah, after you, Derek.
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:30.159
Right.
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:33.360
So there's 300 stairs on the way up.
00:59:33.440 --> 00:59:37.519
Uh do you just want to tell me what number like uh are you going all up them all at once?
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:38.079
All up.
00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:38.559
Right, okay.
00:59:38.800 --> 00:59:39.920
I think no, hold on.
00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:45.039
That was I think that was c a clear little sign there of 25%, yeah.
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:47.920
So it we want it to be Derek Sean.
00:59:48.159 --> 00:59:48.480
Okay.
00:59:48.800 --> 00:59:50.639
And then should we just roll?
00:59:50.960 --> 00:59:53.920
I'll go next because if you Are you gonna turn into a bear or are you gonna hold?
00:59:54.880 --> 00:59:57.440
I'll go behind them because I'm quick on my touch.
00:59:57.679 --> 00:59:58.800
I'm so gonna go a bear.
00:59:58.880 --> 01:00:01.920
So I'm happy to be I'm happy to be bear.
01:00:02.079 --> 01:00:02.320
Yeah.
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:03.760
I think it should then be you.
01:00:04.000 --> 01:00:14.639
Yeah, because also if we're afraid of booby traps, I can be turned around with my quarter staff and I'm gonna And I'm gonna I've got an immovable bar that I'll get somebody to hold.
01:00:14.880 --> 01:00:19.679
And I'll hold up the rear as a bear, as bears would do with the rears.
01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:22.159
Make sure nothing sneaks up behind us.
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:22.800
Exactly.
01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:24.639
Like it's gonna happen.
01:00:25.119 --> 01:00:28.480
You do the you do the first step, nothing happens.
01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:30.719
Wait, I want to detect magic.
01:00:31.039 --> 01:00:35.440
Okay, so that'll be is that one of you I don't actually no, I don't need to roll, no.
01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:35.920
Yeah.
01:00:36.079 --> 01:00:37.519
Is it one of your spell slots though?
01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:39.119
Yeah, it's a first-level spell.
01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:40.239
Is it a ritual or anything?
01:00:40.320 --> 01:00:42.079
Or is it just it has an R behind it?
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.039
Yeah, so that's a ritual, so that means it doesn't cost you anything to cast that.
01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:45.760
Amazing.
01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:56.960
Uh sadly though, all you can see is that there's something that's somewhat magical at the top, but you can see there's a kind of you know something's there, but on the stairs you can't see any kind of magic.
01:00:57.199 --> 01:01:02.000
Alright, guys, there's definitely something at the top, but I um did you just hear that?
01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:03.440
It's glowing, yeah.
01:01:03.840 --> 01:01:06.239
It's something up there might be magical.
01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:09.039
But let's take our time because remember, we know there's booby traps.
01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:09.280
Okay.
01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:10.880
We don't know there's booby traps.
01:01:11.039 --> 01:01:15.119
The phrase the phrase no shit Sherlock comes to mind.
01:01:15.280 --> 01:01:16.960
Guys, there's something magic in here.
01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:19.599
You do it the first step, nothing happens.
01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:33.840
The second step, have you you know how in fucking Indiana Jones where the wee arrows shout at the wall, as soon as Derek So Derek, as soon as Derek steps on that, he gets a dart comes out, and now he needs to see if it hits someone.
01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:34.800
Oh, please hit.
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:36.719
It'd be so funny if he just died of it.
01:01:36.880 --> 01:01:37.679
I'll start laughing.
01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:39.039
Oh 20.
01:01:39.360 --> 01:01:41.840
So it not only does it hit, it really fucking hits Derek.
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:48.480
Derek first said, Dart in the fucking head.
01:01:48.639 --> 01:01:49.840
Dirt in the head.
01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:55.039
So one, so you got rolled one damage and that's plus one, and then it's doubled.
01:01:55.199 --> 01:01:57.119
So he's got four damage.
01:01:57.280 --> 01:02:01.119
So Derek turns around with an arrow in the side of uh dart on the side of his head.
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:03.679
He goes, Yeah, this isn't gotten good, guys.
01:02:03.920 --> 01:02:04.239
Yeah.
01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:06.320
Uh Derek, how are you feeling?
01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:07.840
You can keep going, yeah?
01:02:08.079 --> 01:02:10.320
I can't uh roll persuasion.
01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:14.639
Yeah, Derek keep just keep 20.
01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:15.440
Look at that.
01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:16.079
20.
01:02:16.239 --> 01:02:16.800
So 20.
01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:17.440
20.
01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:18.079
So 20.
01:02:18.400 --> 01:02:20.159
Derek's gonna need to be.
01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:21.280
You have re-weighted.
01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:24.960
You you you keep walking, Derek.
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:27.519
So Derek now no longer needs to be.
01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:30.639
He's never gonna need to be persuaded again because that was such a success.
01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:31.039
Yeah.
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:32.480
What was it you said, Gareth?
01:02:32.639 --> 01:02:34.800
Just keep thinking about the election, buddy.
01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:37.039
This dart and head look is gonna be real good.
01:02:37.840 --> 01:02:38.800
Tell him the story.
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:41.519
When I thornhold gazette, get a hold of this.
01:02:41.679 --> 01:02:46.079
Yeah, before I even saw Prime Evil, I took a dart to the head.
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:49.199
So uh it gives you all a thumbs up.
01:02:49.360 --> 01:02:50.880
He steps in the fourth step.
01:02:51.039 --> 01:02:51.280
Oh no.
01:02:51.599 --> 01:02:52.960
Darts to come out of the wall again.
01:02:53.199 --> 01:02:53.599
How many?
01:02:53.760 --> 01:02:54.639
Multiple this time?
01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:56.639
So it's one dart that comes out.
01:02:56.880 --> 01:02:59.760
So for the love of fun, dark money.
01:03:00.719 --> 01:03:02.000
That's a 12.
01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:03.440
Hits him right through the day.
01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:06.719
Guys, I don't feel so good.
01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:09.039
So it it just messes.
01:03:09.199 --> 01:03:11.280
And then it's like, what the fuck, yeah.
01:03:12.079 --> 01:03:12.960
This is not good.
01:03:13.199 --> 01:03:13.840
Drink this.
01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:16.480
I say, let's well, no, no, not yet, not yet.
01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:18.719
Say, okay, Derek, you've been pretty good.
01:03:18.800 --> 01:03:22.000
We'll let Sean go first because no, no.
01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:24.719
Derek, we persuaded him.
01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:26.000
I don't want Derek to die.
01:03:26.159 --> 01:03:26.480
I know.
01:03:26.559 --> 01:03:28.079
I actually feel a bit bad for him.
01:03:28.159 --> 01:03:28.559
I'm sorry.
01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:28.960
I'm sorry.
01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:29.679
I feel a little bit bad.
01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:31.599
Sisterhood, you've turned your back on him.
01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:32.480
He loves it.
01:03:32.559 --> 01:03:33.679
It's he's a hero.
01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:35.119
It doesn't mean he has to die.
01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:36.480
Oh, I it's funnier.
01:03:36.800 --> 01:03:37.679
It's way funnier.
01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:39.280
How far up the stairs are we?
01:03:39.440 --> 01:03:41.840
He is on the thud step of three hundred.
01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:44.000
Three hundred.
01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:48.880
He's got two fucking darts in him.
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:52.239
He's got one in his head, one in his neck.
01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:57.360
What can I ask?
01:03:57.920 --> 01:04:02.400
So every time he takes a stab a dark comedy.
01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:14.320
So what I'll tell you is in the number so the so far the steps that have triggled out of three steps that have triggered the track are the two and three.
01:04:14.800 --> 01:04:16.000
Can they be re-triggered?
01:04:16.239 --> 01:04:18.079
There's a pattern, is what Liam's saying.
01:04:18.719 --> 01:04:19.679
Here's what I want to do.
01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:22.079
What does Derek have as a weapon?
01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:23.440
He has a scemitar.
01:04:24.000 --> 01:04:25.360
And a scimitar is what?
01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:26.000
Pretty big?
01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:28.800
It's uh like a pirate's kind of cutlass kind of thing.
01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:34.880
Can he like tap the stare to see activate it?
01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:42.719
I'll let him do that, but he's gonna have to roll that as an attack because you would say the uh the weight of a sword is different to the weight of a bell.
01:04:44.400 --> 01:04:50.559
So it would need to be a you'd need to succeed in an attack, or you can just use him as cannon fodder to try and work out the pattern.
01:04:51.039 --> 01:04:52.719
I can create an unseen servant.
01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:54.079
Send the servant up.
01:04:54.239 --> 01:04:54.559
Yeah.
01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:55.119
Okay.
01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:57.039
Send the servant up.
01:04:57.440 --> 01:05:05.199
I create unseen servant, an invisible, mindless, shapeless, medium force um uh until the spell ends.
01:05:05.440 --> 01:05:07.280
So will that have weight to it?
01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:07.679
Yeah.
01:05:07.920 --> 01:05:08.079
Okay.
01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:10.159
So you want to send the unseen servant up?
01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:10.639
Yes.
01:05:10.719 --> 01:05:14.159
And I will say this is crazy because these traps have clearly been reset.
01:05:14.239 --> 01:05:17.840
Like all these other people who came up here had to overcome this.
01:05:19.519 --> 01:05:20.719
Primeval don't fuck about, man.
01:05:20.960 --> 01:05:23.199
And and they're not magic, because otherwise I would have detected them.
01:05:23.599 --> 01:05:25.760
And how heavy is the unseen servant?
01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:27.360
So that's like the weight of a person.
01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:28.559
So I'll chuggle the chart.
01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:29.039
Oh.
01:05:29.360 --> 01:05:31.199
Unseen servant is is thing.
01:05:31.440 --> 01:05:35.199
Yeah, but is he gonna take a hit and then we get up one more stair?
01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:37.039
Unseen servant can't die.
01:05:37.199 --> 01:05:41.199
At a certain point, you'll have a nut, you'll know what you The pattern.
01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:42.239
There's a pattern of steps.
01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:45.119
Oh, so the second and third one?
01:05:45.360 --> 01:05:45.599
Yes.
01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:49.039
Out of three, two and three chuggled one did not.
01:05:49.280 --> 01:05:51.440
Okay, step on the fourth one then.
01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:52.000
Right.
01:05:52.079 --> 01:05:52.880
The fourth one.
01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:55.519
So you send in is it Derek or the servant that's going to be?
01:05:55.760 --> 01:05:56.800
The servant for right now.
01:05:56.880 --> 01:05:57.840
We're gonna give Derek a break.
01:05:58.159 --> 01:05:59.440
The servant steps in the fourth one.
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:05.119
Eric start only speaking in French because the dart is starting to like fuck around with his brain a little bit.
01:06:05.280 --> 01:06:09.119
So Fourth one doesn't trigger.
01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:10.480
You want him to go up to the fifth one?
01:06:10.639 --> 01:06:10.960
Yes.
01:06:11.199 --> 01:06:12.239
Fifth one triggers.
01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:16.239
So he's gonna your servant what uh your servant will tell you your stats on him.
01:06:16.320 --> 01:06:20.000
What so what is that armor class on your servant that'll say ten.
01:06:20.719 --> 01:06:21.519
So the servant gets hit.
01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:24.719
I think it's gonna be everything divisible by two, is what I'm thinking.
01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:25.920
Five is triggered.
01:06:26.239 --> 01:06:28.960
So fuck what two, three, five right now.
01:06:29.119 --> 01:06:29.199
Yeah.
01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:30.239
Two three five.
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:30.639
Yeah.
01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:34.800
Uh so the servant's been hat aroll uh damage.
01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:36.880
He gets two damage from the dark.
01:06:37.199 --> 01:06:38.960
Uh what's the servant's HP?
01:06:39.280 --> 01:06:40.559
One hit point.
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:41.599
So it's dead.
01:06:42.320 --> 01:06:43.599
That's what I said, right?
01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:44.800
Can I ask you a question?
01:06:44.960 --> 01:06:46.239
Uh is it dark?
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:51.360
It's dingy, so it is you you won't be able to like you can't see like all the way in front.
01:06:51.440 --> 01:06:52.960
You can see each other kind of thing.
01:06:53.199 --> 01:06:54.800
Derek, step on.
01:06:55.039 --> 01:06:58.400
I want Derek to go and Okay, so that was the fifth.
01:06:58.800 --> 01:06:59.519
Miss five.
01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:01.280
No, no, five trigger.
01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:02.719
Six.
01:07:03.039 --> 01:07:07.280
We don't go go jump up to the seventh step and see if we take a bow.
01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:09.039
So are you wanting to miss six completely?
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:10.480
Yeah, miss six completely.
01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:12.239
Are you wanting to cast some sort of light?
01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:13.599
What I was gonna do is yes.
01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:19.440
So if I'm at the back, everything behind me is probably quite dark and nothing's happened yet.
01:07:19.519 --> 01:07:20.079
I'll sit on it.
01:07:20.159 --> 01:07:20.639
I'll sit on it.
01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:22.639
I cast dancing lights!
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:24.239
It's close.
01:07:24.639 --> 01:07:25.599
So close.
01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:27.280
He jumps on the seventh step.
01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:40.239
You don't know if the sixth step is a trigger now, but on the seventh one, that's a trigger, and now Derek Derek has to throw Derek gets another 20, so Derek's double damage again.
01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:41.440
Uh that's four.
01:07:41.679 --> 01:07:42.480
Derek's dead.
01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:43.280
Oh my god.
01:07:43.440 --> 01:07:51.119
Well, can we can we like if we hear me out, throw his body on the steps ahead of us?
01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:53.119
That's a great idea.
01:07:53.440 --> 01:07:53.760
Right.
01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:56.480
I am not disagreeing, it's a good plan.
01:07:56.800 --> 01:08:08.000
Can we just take 30 seconds to ask ourselves, do we want to be the people that throw a mayor that we have fucking listened to?
01:08:08.320 --> 01:08:08.880
He killed himself.
01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:14.000
Are we wanting to pick him up and throw him on every step?
01:08:14.079 --> 01:08:15.199
Is that the people we want to be?
01:08:18.079 --> 01:08:18.399
Yeah.
01:08:19.359 --> 01:08:21.199
Okay, let's be those people.
01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:24.079
Because I think we should Have you ever seen Deadpool?
01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:26.000
Well, he takes the other Deadpool out.
01:08:27.199 --> 01:08:37.359
I I you know, I s I step on one, I s jump up to four, um, I I So once the once the they've been triggered, they're not like neloaded.
01:08:37.439 --> 01:08:46.319
They just put them on six and I pull down, yeah, I pull Derek's body down to six.
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:47.520
Nothing happens.
01:08:47.760 --> 01:08:48.880
Six wasn't a trigger.
01:08:49.039 --> 01:08:52.159
So now Okay, so one, four, and six.
01:08:52.479 --> 01:08:54.800
No, two, three, five, and seven.
01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:56.800
Yeah, but one, four, and six are six.
01:08:57.039 --> 01:08:57.600
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:08:58.319 --> 01:08:59.520
What's the pattern there?
01:08:59.840 --> 01:09:03.279
One or the pattern could be either way.
01:09:03.520 --> 01:09:05.760
So the pattern could be the odd ones, yeah.
01:09:05.920 --> 01:09:09.119
Yeah, that that that could be the trigger, or it could be the ones that are not.
01:09:09.279 --> 01:09:09.600
That's it.
01:09:10.079 --> 01:09:15.039
One, four, six, and two, three, it can't be the it can't.
01:09:15.279 --> 01:09:17.920
Is it pri no, it's not that I'm honestly so bad at stuffing.
01:09:18.159 --> 01:09:19.359
I think we need a couple more steps.
01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:19.920
Okay.
01:09:20.079 --> 01:09:23.439
So I t I shoved Derek's body up to the eighth step.
01:09:23.680 --> 01:09:27.039
Well, let's see if primeval has triggered the eighth step.
01:09:27.279 --> 01:09:28.399
Primeval has not.
01:09:28.560 --> 01:09:29.680
Eight eight is fine.
01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:30.960
You want to do nine as well?
01:09:31.119 --> 01:09:31.359
Yep.
01:09:31.520 --> 01:09:31.680
Yeah.
01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:32.960
Nine's fine.
01:09:33.279 --> 01:09:35.439
It actually gets easier morally to do it.
01:09:35.520 --> 01:09:35.680
Yeah.
01:09:36.399 --> 01:09:38.479
Once you do it once nine is fine?
01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:39.199
Nine is fine.
01:09:39.359 --> 01:09:40.000
Do I do ten?
01:09:40.319 --> 01:09:40.479
Yeah.
01:09:40.720 --> 01:09:41.840
Ten's clear.
01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:42.800
Eleven.
01:09:43.039 --> 01:09:51.439
Eleven triggers, but I'm gonna say that I hit, but I'm gonna say Derek's body can only really take two more hits.
01:09:51.680 --> 01:09:52.000
Why?
01:09:52.640 --> 01:09:53.920
Because it's getting falling apart.
01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:56.319
Aye, it's getting torn apart by darts.
01:09:56.800 --> 01:09:57.760
I mean, it is pretty.
01:09:57.840 --> 01:10:00.239
What we are doing is let's just call it speed of speed.
01:10:00.560 --> 01:10:01.439
Fucking horrific.
01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:01.760
Yeah.
01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:02.880
It's brutal.
01:10:03.359 --> 01:10:08.239
So far, the steps that have triggled are two, three, five, seven, and eleven.
01:10:08.800 --> 01:10:10.079
Two, three.
01:10:11.199 --> 01:10:12.079
Two, three.
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:15.760
Is it the is it all the numbers that are mentioned in Mambo number five?
01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:17.840
I'm trying to think to back to math.
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:19.439
Like this, there is something.
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:22.079
I can't see a pattern in that.
01:10:22.399 --> 01:10:23.680
There was like four clear there.
01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:24.319
That makes no sense.
01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:26.880
There's some like um prime numbers.
01:10:27.119 --> 01:10:27.840
Do you have your Nokia?
01:10:28.319 --> 01:10:28.720
Prime numbers.
01:10:28.880 --> 01:10:29.680
Here's a way to set.
01:10:29.920 --> 01:10:31.359
It's primeval prime numbers.
01:10:31.439 --> 01:10:32.079
Of course it is.
01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:34.239
I kept saying prime, then I was like, no, that's not right.
01:10:34.640 --> 01:10:36.800
You look like it's prime prime.
01:10:37.199 --> 01:10:38.000
Prime numbers.
01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:41.359
No, but I was like, I was like, I thought there was something right.
01:10:41.600 --> 01:10:42.319
Is it prime numbers?
01:10:42.479 --> 01:10:42.640
Jesus.
01:10:44.479 --> 01:10:45.199
Prime numbers.
01:10:45.439 --> 01:10:46.000
Good one.
01:10:46.239 --> 01:10:48.000
Women shouldn't doubt themselves.
01:10:48.159 --> 01:10:50.640
Well The handsome man in the group.
01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:52.640
Did the bear say prime number?
01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:54.000
I'm not a bear yet.
01:10:54.159 --> 01:10:54.960
But the bear did.
01:10:55.359 --> 01:10:59.920
To be fair, I I got it from you don't have enough police in your service.
01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:00.560
This is the thing.
01:11:00.640 --> 01:11:01.359
I this is the whole thing.
01:11:01.520 --> 01:11:02.000
My whole thing.
01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:04.000
We've always said Fanny should back herself more.
01:11:04.079 --> 01:11:05.359
She's never putting herself out there.
01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:06.560
What?
01:11:07.119 --> 01:11:08.159
We've always said that.
01:11:08.239 --> 01:11:09.439
Fanny, be confident.
01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:10.640
Put yourself out there.
01:11:10.800 --> 01:11:12.159
So uh people like you.
01:11:12.239 --> 01:11:12.560
Just do it.
01:11:12.720 --> 01:11:13.279
People like.
01:11:14.000 --> 01:11:15.439
Now you know that though.
01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:19.119
The real question is, can you name me all the prime numbers between?
01:11:20.880 --> 01:11:21.600
What is a prime number?
01:11:21.840 --> 01:11:22.479
We can't fucking do that.
01:11:23.199 --> 01:11:26.239
Prime number is a number that can be divided or times by itself.
01:11:26.560 --> 01:11:26.880
Itself.
01:11:26.960 --> 01:11:27.119
Yes.
01:11:27.279 --> 01:11:27.920
That's what I was trying to do.
01:11:29.039 --> 01:11:32.640
Three can be divided by itself and timed by itself.
01:11:33.279 --> 01:11:34.640
No, well every number can be named.
01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:38.720
It can only be like a prime I'll read out that it's like literally.
01:11:38.880 --> 01:11:44.800
For example, five is a prime number because it only has one, only has two factors, one and five.
01:11:45.039 --> 01:11:51.760
It can only be divided by if you just do each of them then.
01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:55.600
So thirteen is also prime number, thirteen's a prime number.
01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:00.319
Thirteen, fifteen, seventeen.
01:12:01.199 --> 01:12:01.439
Yeah.
01:12:01.760 --> 01:12:02.000
Yep.
01:12:02.319 --> 01:12:02.960
And that's it.
01:12:03.600 --> 01:12:06.079
No, because and then nineteen is divided by eight.
01:12:06.239 --> 01:12:08.399
Um So you stand on nineteen?
01:12:09.279 --> 01:12:10.479
Yeah, we're up to nineteen, yeah.
01:12:10.720 --> 01:12:12.880
Okay, so when you stand on nineteen, that struggles.
01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:14.079
So who is at the front?
01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:15.039
But it's difficult.
01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:15.600
Sean.
01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:17.600
No, nineteen isn't.
01:12:18.239 --> 01:12:19.760
Nineteen is eight times eight.
01:12:19.920 --> 01:12:20.880
Oh my god, wait.
01:12:21.199 --> 01:12:22.000
Oh no.
01:12:22.800 --> 01:12:23.920
Sean, take a hit.
01:12:24.159 --> 01:12:24.960
Sean, you're getting hit.
01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:28.079
No, we threw we had we had Derek for two more.
01:12:29.680 --> 01:12:30.399
So we choose Derek.
01:12:31.039 --> 01:12:31.840
Derek gets hot.
01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:34.000
Now you know Jesus.
01:12:34.560 --> 01:12:36.720
20, 21, 22.
01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:40.960
Don't step on 23.
01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:45.520
I always get it mixed up with 23.
01:12:45.680 --> 01:12:49.600
25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
01:12:50.000 --> 01:12:51.600
Don't step on 31.
01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:52.159
Okay.
01:12:52.960 --> 01:12:54.560
What's 29 divisible by?
01:12:54.720 --> 01:12:55.439
Yep, 29.
01:12:55.600 --> 01:12:56.880
You've you've had 29.
01:12:57.600 --> 01:12:58.880
No, but I caught it in time.
01:12:59.119 --> 01:12:59.359
No.
01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:00.399
Tom says.
01:13:00.720 --> 01:13:00.880
Tom.
01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:03.840
29 is that prime number.
01:13:04.000 --> 01:13:05.119
Yeah, it's okay.
01:13:05.439 --> 01:13:06.399
Derek's done.
01:13:06.479 --> 01:13:06.560
No.
01:13:07.359 --> 01:13:07.840
Yeah, Derek's.
01:13:07.920 --> 01:13:08.399
Okay, got it.
01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:13.119
Now we let's see on that.
01:13:13.439 --> 01:13:14.560
32, 33.
01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:16.800
I would say what's 33 divisible by.
01:13:16.880 --> 01:13:17.439
What's 33?
01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:18.319
Stop counting.
01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:19.760
33 is 11.
01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:21.279
3 times 11.
01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:22.000
Okay, great.
01:13:22.399 --> 01:13:26.159
35, 36, 37 might be a prime number.
01:13:26.880 --> 01:13:27.439
Yes.
01:13:27.840 --> 01:13:28.159
Yeah.
01:13:28.560 --> 01:13:31.039
Don't step on 37, 38, 39.
01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:32.560
39's a prime number.
01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:34.479
3 times 13.
01:13:34.720 --> 01:13:34.800
Oh.
01:13:35.439 --> 01:13:35.920
Wow.
01:13:36.880 --> 01:13:39.279
40, 41 is a prime number.
01:13:39.840 --> 01:13:40.159
Incredible.
01:13:40.239 --> 01:13:40.720
Well, it wasn't.
01:13:41.279 --> 01:13:44.319
41 is a prime number, 42, 43.
01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:48.079
I think 43 is a prime number.
01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:49.359
Oh, so good.
01:13:49.840 --> 01:13:53.199
43, 44, 45, 46, 47.
01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:55.039
I feel like I'm watching Rain Man.
01:13:55.359 --> 01:13:57.439
Like a chopped, a chopped Rain Man.
01:13:57.840 --> 01:13:59.520
People say to me, what was it like opening for Tom?
01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:01.520
And I say, like hanging out with fucking Rainman.
01:14:01.760 --> 01:14:02.479
But chopped.
01:14:03.439 --> 01:14:04.479
What is 47?
01:14:04.800 --> 01:14:06.720
I think 47 might be a prime number.
01:14:06.960 --> 01:14:07.199
Yeah.
01:14:07.359 --> 01:14:08.399
Are you stepping on it?
01:14:08.640 --> 01:14:08.960
No.
01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:09.520
Yep.
01:14:09.600 --> 01:14:10.880
It's a prime number.
01:14:11.279 --> 01:14:11.760
Perfect.
01:14:11.920 --> 01:14:16.399
47, 48, 49, 50, 51.
01:14:16.720 --> 01:14:18.880
Bill is getting significantly hotter.
01:14:19.119 --> 01:14:21.359
Yeah, 51 I would say prime.
01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:23.600
51, what could go into there?
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:24.079
Nothing.
01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:26.159
No, per 51 is a prime number, so.
01:14:28.000 --> 01:14:29.680
If you skip it, it's not gonna be a good idea.
01:14:29.920 --> 01:14:33.199
Say 52, 53, 53 might be one.
01:14:33.439 --> 01:14:34.880
53 is a prime number.
01:14:35.039 --> 01:14:35.920
Uh yes it is.
01:14:36.239 --> 01:14:36.640
Yeah.
01:14:36.880 --> 01:14:40.880
So we don't step on that 54, 55, 56, 57.
01:14:42.319 --> 01:14:42.640
57.
01:14:42.960 --> 01:14:43.840
51, 57.
01:14:44.479 --> 01:14:45.680
Yeah, we're skipping 55.
01:14:46.000 --> 01:14:46.399
Skipping it.
01:14:46.479 --> 01:14:48.159
Okay, it's not, but uh you're fine anyway.
01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:49.359
So if I'm sure.
01:14:49.920 --> 01:14:50.960
If we're in doubt, just skip it.
01:14:51.199 --> 01:14:51.359
Okay.
01:14:51.439 --> 01:14:54.000
57, 58, 59.
01:14:54.560 --> 01:14:55.920
Skip, let's skip 59.
01:14:56.159 --> 01:14:56.319
Yeah.
01:14:56.479 --> 01:14:56.720
Yeah.
01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:57.760
That's a prime number.
01:14:58.079 --> 01:14:58.239
Yeah.
01:14:58.399 --> 01:15:00.159
See, 61, skip that one.
01:15:00.399 --> 01:15:01.920
We're doing this to 300, by the way.
01:15:02.000 --> 01:15:02.159
Yeah.
01:15:02.319 --> 01:15:05.039
I'm gonna stop at 100, and we're gonna assume that once you've got a few.
01:15:05.199 --> 01:15:06.159
Yeah, and then we get that pattern.
01:15:06.720 --> 01:15:09.039
Um 62, 63.
01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:09.520
No.
01:15:10.159 --> 01:15:11.039
Skip over 63.
01:15:11.279 --> 01:15:11.520
Why not?
01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:13.840
Huh?
01:15:14.159 --> 01:15:15.119
No, you land on 63.
01:15:16.079 --> 01:15:16.720
Yeah, yeah, fine.
01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:16.880
Okay.
01:15:17.199 --> 01:15:17.760
That's not fairly.
01:15:21.039 --> 01:15:22.159
Might be a prime number.
01:15:22.399 --> 01:15:22.720
Yep.
01:15:22.960 --> 01:15:23.119
Yep.
01:15:25.279 --> 01:15:26.159
You land on 67?
01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:26.880
Yeah, I thought that's a good one.
01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:28.319
But we should all 6'7.
01:15:32.880 --> 01:15:34.640
69, fine.
01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:37.199
69, fine, yeah.
01:15:37.359 --> 01:15:37.680
Yeah, yeah.
01:15:38.159 --> 01:15:39.279
671.
01:15:39.600 --> 01:15:41.119
Not only fine, it's a lot of fun.
01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:41.920
Whoa.
01:15:42.560 --> 01:15:43.199
Gonna keep it.
01:15:43.439 --> 01:15:45.920
Everybody's getting a little dirty around here.
01:15:47.199 --> 01:15:50.000
Um 70, 71 might be a prime number.
01:15:50.319 --> 01:15:51.199
Skip over 71.
01:15:51.520 --> 01:15:54.479
What I love about this is at literally 73?
01:15:54.640 --> 01:15:54.960
What's that?
01:15:55.279 --> 01:15:57.279
Should we skip over 73 to just in case.
01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:00.319
Everyone listening to this is gonna be so surprised right now.
01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:04.000
Like Tom, you've helped your kids with math problems though recently, haven't you?
01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:04.479
Yes.
01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:04.960
Yeah.
01:16:05.520 --> 01:16:05.920
Many times.
01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:09.039
See, this is why it's like I learned it so long ago.
01:16:12.239 --> 01:16:13.199
No, Tom's good with numbers.
01:16:13.439 --> 01:16:14.159
Tom is good with numbers.
01:16:14.960 --> 01:16:15.680
It's a prime number.
01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:17.840
This is fucking mental.
01:16:18.159 --> 01:16:18.960
81.
01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:21.920
Learning am the dumbest in the group.
01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:23.279
Is 81 a prime number?
01:16:23.359 --> 01:16:23.760
That's the same.
01:16:24.560 --> 01:16:24.640
No.
01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:25.199
Skip in.
01:16:25.439 --> 01:16:29.600
Okay, so you land on 82, and that's fine because 81 is not a prime number.
01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:30.239
Perfect.
01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:32.399
83 might be a prime number.
01:16:33.279 --> 01:16:34.479
Skip up, land on 84.
01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:35.359
It was a prime number.
01:16:35.439 --> 01:16:38.159
That was 84, 85, 86, 86, 18.
01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:40.319
Skip over 87?
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:41.840
Let's skip over it just for a second.
01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:43.039
Land on 88.
01:16:43.279 --> 01:16:44.800
It's fine because 87 was not a prime number.
01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:45.439
What about 88?
01:16:45.680 --> 01:16:46.159
89.
01:16:46.479 --> 01:16:47.279
Let's skip it.
01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:49.920
Even if it is or if it isn't 90.
01:16:50.399 --> 01:16:55.039
89 was a prime number, so that was like one might be a prime number.
01:16:55.359 --> 01:16:56.079
Yeah, skip it.
01:16:56.399 --> 01:16:56.720
Skip that one.
01:16:56.960 --> 01:16:58.880
Okay, you skip it, but it was fine because 81 was a number of numbers.
01:16:59.039 --> 01:16:59.680
What about 93?
01:17:02.800 --> 01:17:04.079
What was in the 91?
01:17:04.239 --> 01:17:08.560
Uh I don't know, but I've got a list of prime numbers in front of me and it's not there.
01:17:08.960 --> 01:17:09.119
Okay.
01:17:09.439 --> 01:17:12.159
91, 92, 93 is probably prime number.
01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:15.039
Okay, so land on 94.
01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:16.479
That's fine because 93 is not.
01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:19.520
95, 96, 97.
01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:23.199
Skip over 97 just for the sake of it.
01:17:23.359 --> 01:17:23.600
Yep.
01:17:23.680 --> 01:17:24.319
It's not prime.
01:17:24.560 --> 01:17:24.960
98.
01:17:25.920 --> 01:17:27.199
99, 100.
01:17:28.319 --> 01:17:32.720
91 is divisible by numbers 1, 7, 13, and 91, obviously.
01:17:32.800 --> 01:17:34.319
But like seven and thirteen.
01:17:34.640 --> 01:17:36.880
Oh, yeah, that'd be 13 times 7.
01:17:37.119 --> 01:17:37.520
There you go.
01:17:37.680 --> 01:17:38.399
It'd be 91.
01:17:38.479 --> 01:17:39.520
That was that was beautiful.
01:17:39.920 --> 01:17:41.279
Genuinely so impressive to you.
01:17:42.640 --> 01:17:43.199
Thank you.
01:17:44.399 --> 01:17:45.680
Fucking well done.
01:17:46.319 --> 01:17:47.119
That was awesome.
01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:48.159
That was awesome.
01:17:48.319 --> 01:17:48.960
It really was.
01:17:49.199 --> 01:17:50.560
Thank your kids for us, man.
01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:51.760
No worries, man.
01:17:51.920 --> 01:17:52.880
So that was fucking awesome.
01:17:53.119 --> 01:17:56.880
We'll say that you've worked out the pattern all the way up the stairs, so you're now at the door.
01:17:57.279 --> 01:17:58.479
I can't believe Derek's dead.
01:17:58.720 --> 01:18:00.800
At some point, did we kind of kick him back down?
01:18:01.039 --> 01:18:08.000
Well, he I will say he just got kind of torn to pieces on what's I think it was 19 he got torn to pieces on.
01:18:08.560 --> 01:18:09.279
That's okay.
01:18:09.520 --> 01:18:13.760
So you're now at the door and there's a free three-digit lock combination.
01:18:14.000 --> 01:18:15.840
Three-digit numbers are there.
01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:17.840
Do we bring any snacks with us?
01:18:18.000 --> 01:18:20.000
Well, we knock on the door and go, hello.
01:18:21.039 --> 01:18:22.960
Amazon for prime evil.
01:18:23.199 --> 01:18:23.520
Okay.
01:18:24.000 --> 01:18:25.039
I like this idea, right?
01:18:25.199 --> 01:18:26.960
So Amazon for primeval.
01:18:27.279 --> 01:18:28.479
Roll persuasion.
01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:28.800
Okay.
01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:30.319
We see the answers the door.
01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:30.960
Eight.
01:18:31.119 --> 01:18:32.640
Eight plus six.
01:18:33.199 --> 01:18:34.399
Plus my bardic.
01:18:34.720 --> 01:18:37.039
Do you want you can you can add a d8 to it if you want?
01:18:37.199 --> 01:18:39.920
Yeah, let's add the d8 plus seven.
01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:42.560
So if primeval opens the door.
01:18:42.960 --> 01:18:43.680
Awesome.
01:18:44.640 --> 01:18:45.840
What the fuck?
01:18:46.079 --> 01:18:50.960
And let's fucking Derek strikes him with a hammer right off the bat.
01:18:51.119 --> 01:18:51.600
Not Derek.
01:18:52.479 --> 01:18:52.800
Sean.
01:18:53.039 --> 01:18:53.359
Sean.
01:18:53.760 --> 01:18:54.399
Smash his.
01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:57.439
If he answered the door, Sean, smash him with a hammer.
01:18:57.760 --> 01:18:58.239
You're fucking.
01:18:59.039 --> 01:18:59.199
Okay.
01:18:59.600 --> 01:19:02.399
I think this is a perfect point to end this episode.
01:19:03.119 --> 01:19:03.359
Yeah.
01:19:03.520 --> 01:19:03.760
Perfect.
01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:06.000
On a wee clip bangle, you don't know.
01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:09.359
So join us in the next one and find out what primeval actually is.
01:19:09.520 --> 01:19:09.920
Oh my.
01:19:10.159 --> 01:19:12.239
And what was he waiting for from Amazon?
01:19:12.399 --> 01:19:12.560
Yeah.
01:19:13.199 --> 01:19:14.079
And if he's hot.
01:19:14.479 --> 01:19:15.359
I'll give you a fat.
01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:17.279
Binge Danny.
01:19:18.960 --> 01:19:21.680
Yeah, so join us in the next episode and thanks for listening.
01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:33.760
Before we let you go, some people would need to say thanks to Charlet Tom take that way.
01:19:34.000 --> 01:19:36.000
Keddy Prestler, nice logo.
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I like the way you've made my jaw like that so alcoholically fat.
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I love that.
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Thank you, Kenny.
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Alanor, you are dynamite.
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We love the theme, Charles.
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Alanor, you're the best.
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You're the best, Charge Table.
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My buddy, Sean.
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Do I really have to thank you, Charlotte?
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You're an amazing man.
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I love you.
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Thanks to all those people for helping us.
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This is gonna be a big thing, and I can't wait to for all you people to tune in and have a good time with it.