Comic Quest Ep 11: Mom's spaghetti

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Here we are again.
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We are 40 medium staffed in the land at Dungeons and Dragons.
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How are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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Whoa! 50 and Dragons of Comedy.
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This is Comic Quest.
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Alright, and welcome back to Comics Quest.
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Today's a special episode.
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Yep.
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An individual episode with Kate Hammer.
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Hell yeah.
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There you go.
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So basically, what's gonna happen is we're gonna find out more about Fanny and see how you see how you get the gang back together, hopefully.
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I for one am thrilled to know more about Fanny.
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Well, we'll we're gonna find out more, hopefully.
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And I can't wait to find out more from you about Fanny.
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Alright.
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Yeah.
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Shit, man.
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I need a man's perspective on this.
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So what happened in the last episode was you defeated Prime Evil, and then uh Don Baldree was cutting the penis off of Prime Evil, which wasn't even it sounds like an idea that you would have came up with.
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It was entirely Gareth's idea.
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So gotta give him props to that.
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As he was cutting the deck off of Prime Evil, guards running, and so did uh Bug Bell Warrior.
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They got everybody, they put Sean and Bill Futler into one cart.
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They put Gareth as Don Baldree into his own jail cart, and you got knocked out and put into your own jail cart.
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Did they get knocked out too?
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So uh Phil Why am I getting knocked out?
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What the heck?
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Bill and Sean didn't get knocked out, they just got to see the scenic journey they were on.
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Don Boltree, he got knocked out.
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Okay.
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They took out the two biggest threats.
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This is understandable.
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And they left Bill and Sean to just have a chat, basically.
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But you are now in a jail cart.
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The jail cart is about five feet wide, it's six foot long and seven foot tall.
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There's like bars and stuff, so you could reach out and stuff like that, but there's nothing to really get a pull to.
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The cart has been pulled by a giant boar, uh, which has been driven by a bugbear warrior who's kind of like an orc goblin looking thing, but he's quite big and muscly.
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And then you've got two guards on horseback in front of you, two guards on horseback behind you, so you're surrounded and you're knocked out.
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So for as you're knocked out, and maybe as a good time to kind of do some flashbacks and see see how you ended up in this situation.
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You're gonna meet someone you've never met before.
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God is God's coming to visit you.
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Oh my gosh.
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In a good way?
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Yeah, well, you're the only person who's not had to give him trouble with this.
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Yeah.
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So he's gonna be happy to see you.
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The reason I was pausing because I was like, didn't I?
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I think I came real close to meeting you.
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You were one point away from me.
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Oh, interesting.
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You've that now the pun meter is out of commission now.
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You're the only one to survive.
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It's out of commission?
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Yeah, we don't need to worry about puns anymore.
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Why?
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Because you're sick of doing it?
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Yeah, basically.
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Um I can't believe I survived it.
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So I'm in God.
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So you're in a kind of I'm in God?
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Well, I mean, you can see how it plays out.
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Can we get that point?
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But uh basically you're in an entirely white space, and in front of you is like a massive kind of throne.
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Really big, tall guy.
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You can't even see his face because he's so tall.
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Yeah.
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And he's in front of you.
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And he goes, Fanny, we finally meet.
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Is he wearing sandals?
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Yeah, he's wearing sandals.
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Birkenstocks?
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Well, say Birkenstocks, yeah.
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Not a brand, though.
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He's he doesn't do brands.
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Okay.
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I was I was gonna call you out on that.
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Um my God.
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Uh uh hi God, how are you?
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I'm good, Fanny.
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It's uh I'm I'm glad we meet under these circumstances.
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I know you were getting pretty close to coming in here for different reasons, but you done you done the right thing.
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God, I do wanna just have some props to you for bringing people up for doing puns and not, you know, for murder or any of the other things that were said or done.
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So thank you for having your priority straight.
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Well, listen, you you're not here for everything I do, so you don't see what goes on when you're not here, Fanny.
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Or when your friends are not here.
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Maybe I'm giving people into trouble for murders, you just don't see it.
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I didn't know God would be so fucking defensive.
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What the hell?
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Dude, chill.
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I'm on your side, all right?
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But I was just saying it's a little bit weird.
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Anyway, look, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Actually, I came off as aggressive.
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Well, listen, let's start afresh here.
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I'm all about forgiveness, so let's move forward in that spirit.
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You found yourself in this cart.
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How do you think you got here, Fanny?
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Why are your dogs out, man?
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I'm just talking to your feet.
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I'm talking to your feet, your fucking massive big feet.
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You could look at my knees if you wanted to.
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Quintin Tarantino?
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No.
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Yeah, knees, the sexiest thing in the world.
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Fuck.
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What did you ask me?
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I said, how did you how do you think you ended up here?
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What choices did you make that led to you being in the back of a jail car?
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We defeated a bad guy.
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I actually did really well in that fight, and we found out that I'm actually super hot now.
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It was I think I only did good things.
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So I thought this was gonna be like a meeting to be like congratulations.
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But now I guess the meeting I don't know why we keep fighting.
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Listen, you're bringing whatever you bring.
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I'm not taking any sides.
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I just got hit on the head and now I'm knocked out.
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Well, you hit someone on the head first.
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Who?
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Primevil, you bast his head in.
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Yeah, but he was evil guy.
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Evil was literally his last name.
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Well, you can never judge a book by its cover.
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Was he a good guy?
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That's not for me to say.
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It is no, literally, that's what you're doing.
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That exists in heaven.
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Whether or not he's a good guy or not is his data, and you haven't been given consent to look at his data.
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Okay, fine.
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That's fine.
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But but you implying that, look, I um I think it was good that we killed primeval.
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Okay.
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And I don't regret it.
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Well, that's that's for you to live with, so and I'm gonna live fine.
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Okay.
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Good for that.
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Fine.
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I'm happy for you.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'm done with this maybe.
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Actually, God, thank you.
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So I can understand now why uh Don Baldry and fuck Bill Fuddler fucking hated talking to you because you got a bad attitude and you're not being actually supportive at all.
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Well, listen, this is why I like Sean the best at all.
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Because Sean does not cause any trouble.
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Yeah, he doesn't speak.
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Sadly, you could all take a lesson from Sean.
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Yeah, and he's ugly as hell.
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We rolled his his his attractiveness point.
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Maybe Sean's exactly the way he's meant to be.
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I think it is the way he's meant to be.
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Um it's just it's hard on the eyes, okay?
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Well, listen, let's let's let's go back.
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Let's go back to where it all began for you.
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So you don't see God move his hand because you can't see his hands because of that high up, but you see a shadow, and then there's almost like a shimmering effect, and you've got kind of like like a kind of screen in front of you.
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It's not a screen, it's more magical than that.
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It's like foggy and shit like that.
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And it is uh a young fanny.
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Like a hologram.
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Yeah, a hologram we'll call it, but more mystical.
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Okay.
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Just feels like you could have just said hologram, but it's a hologram.
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Of a little fanny.
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Of a uh of a young a small fanny.
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Yeah, if that's can I go with this?
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I'm I'm not being weird.
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Uh I uh what is she doing?
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Uh so she's uh alone.
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Uh it's up to you where you I'm gonna give you the lead on this when you can describe to us what's going on and what the situation is.
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Um Fanny is making spaghetti.
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Okay um for her mom.
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And her mom's asleep on the couch.
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She works nights.
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Okay.
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And um Fanny's making the spaghetti, but um she fucks up.
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No.
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She didn't put enough water in.
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Perhaps the best of it.
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No.
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Happens to fucking idiots, okay?
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And she b burns.
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She burns the spaghetti and she freaks out, she tries to add more water.
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Now she's got burnt spaghetti soup.
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Bad, right?
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Yeah.
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And her mom wakes up super angry.
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She's super angry, that's mum.
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Not happy.
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Burnt spaghetti.
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She's yelling.
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Burnt spaghetti.
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Mum's spaghetti's usually the best.
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But that was the problem.
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It was Fanny's spaghetti.
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Exactly.
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And um her mom lifts a hand, but she doesn't hit Fanny because that would be too much.
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That'd be too much.
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Um, she lowers her hand, but she's so disappointed in herself that um, you know, she wanted to to strike her own child um that she leaves.
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She uh leaves Fanny completely?
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Yeah.
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So Fanny's abandoned.
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Yes.
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Her gr she's raised by her grandma.
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All right.
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A nice grandma.
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Yeah.
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Bit dumb.
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Bit stupid.
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Stupid in an emotional sense, or just like a day-to-day.
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Like Fanny is really the one running the household.
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Right, okay.
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Yeah.
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She's the one doing the bills.
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She's that little like, you know, if you zoomed in on this in a movie in almost like a hologram sort of way, um, you would see Fanny like, you know, paying, writing out checks and like adding up the checkbook.
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And the grandma was would just be like patting her on the head and going, oh ha ha ha.
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You love math.
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You love that, but you can't make spaghetti.
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Yeah.
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She'll and that's why spag uh Fanny never eats spaghetti again in her life.
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Yeah.
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Because it has really traumatized her.
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Um and um then she gets a dog.
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She gets a dog cookie?
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Yeah.
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Dog gets hit by car almost immediately.
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What is the dog's name?
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Rufert.
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Almost two names spit together.
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Yeah.
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Um Roofert.
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Yeah.
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But it's good that he died because if he had lived, he would have actually ended up um biting someone.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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She just knew it.
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She felt it.
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This is why she pushed him in front of the car.
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She pushed him in front of me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm just gonna keep going once he comes out.
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Okay.
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So God says that's just not your childhood going.
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess you weren't there.
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Guess you weren't around.
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No, well, I'm in a different realm.
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But okay, we're not getting into this.
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Jesus, are you kidding me?
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Where's Jesus?
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Where's Jesus?
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Yeah.
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He's off doing stuff.
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Aren't isn't your whole job supposed to be watching over us?
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And have I not been watching over you?
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You just said you didn't see my childhood.
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Yeah, because you're in a different realm.
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Oh, God only exists in I don't get those channels.
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What the you saying it's a different god?
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Oh, well, it's different universes.
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Do you talk to the other god?
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You said messages.
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Like what?
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Ah, they're really annoying, aren't they?
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You've got them over there now.
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So wait, you're just messaging specifically about us for the.
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How many other people are switching worlds?
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Too many.
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Yeah, that seems like a fucking problem.
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Well we looked at that.
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Yeah.
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Why is there what anyway?
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Okay.
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What did you think about my childhood?
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I thought it seemed sad in ways I didn't expect.
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I didn't I didn't think you'd push a dog in front of a car.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, again, if if she hadn't, if I hadn't done that, the dog would have bit someone and maybe and maybe killed.
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Do we know that or are we assuming that?
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I never thought about it like that.
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Well, I'm just hearing it off with a different perspective, you know.
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In many ways, you're you are your own worst enemy.
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To quote a song by Le.
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By who?
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By Le.
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You ever listen to my own Okay, well I guess I'm the only one who gets that channel here.
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Do you get MM?
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Yeah, we get MM.
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Do the Mum spaghetti bit.
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I I just know Mum spaghetti format on his sweater already.
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I figured that because when I said Burn spaghetti, you said Mom spaghetti.
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And I was like, that's the only bit he knows.
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Well it's that's a good point.
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So let's let's move on to our next.
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Then God waves his hand and we're not taking to our next kind of hang and it is Fanny starting stand-up.
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So how did Fanny get into stand-up?
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Fanny went to a comedy club on a date.
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On a date?
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Yeah.
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Was the guy good looking?
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It was a woman.
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Oh wow.
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God.
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Wow, God.
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What I think that's a point against you for something.
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Well, if you read the Bible, that's very on track for me.
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So the Bible was written by people, not God.
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Yeah, but I told them to.
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People miss no, people misinterpreted.
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It was so contradictory.
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You want to get into the Bible?
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Is the Bible the same in this world?
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Who's on trial here, Funny?
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Am I on trial?
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Well, it does could go that way.
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Okay.
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Well, it just seems like you keep threatening trial whenever you get close to one of your fucking idiot mistakes.
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Okay, that was rude.
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That was rude.
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I'm taking that back.
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I was on a date in a comedy club, but she didn't tell me I got tricked.
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She was doing stand-up.
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Oh no.
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And I was like, oh my gosh.
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So it kind of felt like she had to bring three people to the gig.
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And so she we were, you know, chatting on Tinder, and so she just invited me.
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So that really sucked.
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Was there a further dates she'd brought as well together?
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Later on, I found out yes.
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Both of them are men, so that was kind of fine.
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She does her stand-ups, not great.
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Oh, great.
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What was her topics?
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She did.
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She started off with Hitler.
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Like every good open mic comedian.
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You know who hasn't been talked about enough?
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Hitler.
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And you're like, that's so good.
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No one's ever done a bit about him before.
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Um, and then she immediately started talking about her periods.
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Um, what do you think about that?
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I think you know, good for her.
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Okay.
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She could talk about I'm not going to tell women what she can and can't talk about on stage.
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Good.
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Then she talked about pedophiles.
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Classic.
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But they were female pet.
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Oh, a new question that John.
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Um and uh and I was like, well, this person sucks.
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I really don't want to date this person.
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But then I found out that they had a draw bucket where you anyone could get, you know, their names pulled.
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And I was so pissed off being like, I don't want to have wasted a night on this fake date watching this, uh, watching a woman try and be funny.
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And so I put my name in there.
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I got called first, which is terrifying because I was like, oh, I I thought I'd have time to write something, you know, quickly.
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And then she was off with the two guys laughing.
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They loved, they loved her set.
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They loved the pedophile stuff because they really related to it.
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And and so I just, you know, I just started chatting.
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But yeah, I was just kind of, you know, and then getting laughs and like, whoa, like this is actually going really well.
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Um, and then I got offered a gig immediately after.
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And it was just kind of my my calling.
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I guess it was because I'd spent so many years making my grandmother laugh um and laughing in the in the face of the pain of abandonment that I was just ready to be a stand-up.
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There you are, and God goes well.
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It's a pretty inspiring journey you've been on, Fanny.
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Thank you.
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Then God throws down a sheet of paper and it is Fanny's first ever stand-up review.
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Whoa.
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So what what does it say on the review?
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Five stars.
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Five stars out of ten.
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Oh, and that's by Ben Stenet.
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Usually writes for Hortle.
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That's so yes.
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Um I asked him not to come to that show.
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Thing is, he said a lot of nice things in the review, but the low star kind of gutted me, being like, this is what I've worked for for so long.
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And now somebody at, you know, one of the biggest uh review sites, Hortle, is that what you said?
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Uh, doesn't think I'm good.
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So in many ways it read like a 10 star, but he gave you a five.
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Yeah.
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It was kind of like, watch this space, she's gonna do big things.
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Um, there was five people in the audience.
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In many ways, your life is a constant overcome and a struggle.
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Exactly.
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I could not have said it better.
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God, you've just absolutely nailed the the you've hammered the nail on its head.
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How do you say that?
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The nail on the head.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Hit it with what?
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Hammer, you know?
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It's a hey.
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My name's Fanny.
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Oh fucking stay in character, Liam.
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It's uh God, he's he's he's like, listen, there's not really much I can teach you.
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You already have everything you need with inside yourself to move forward here.
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You constantly are overcoming and becoming stronger.
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Yeah.
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So I can say to you is keep keep fighting.
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I I think you should go back to your cage now.
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My cage?
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Well, you were in a cage before I came and decided to Yeah, and then I came out of my cage and now I'm doing just fine.
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You gotta go.
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Because you want it all.
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Right.
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Well, this has been fun.
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You wake up, you're in this cage, you're hearing them the guards talking, they're like, Yeah, we're eight hours from Nother Winter.
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Obviously, you've not had time to do a long rest or short rest of anything since your battle with primeval.
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Okay.
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Uh right now, you currently only have one second level spell slot and two first levels.
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Okay.
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You've got eight hours till you get to another winter.
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You could do a long rest and regain everything, but that does take eight hours.
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You could do a short rest, and I think you can regain one first level spell slot, and that'll mean you'll have three, and you that'll take two hours, and then you can try and make up your mind.
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But you're in this cage and it's up to you what you do now.
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I want to look around and then maybe do a long rest.
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Okay, uh so roll investigation sixteen.
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Sixteen.
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And then your investigation is that's two, so eighteen.
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So what you can see is basically you can tell the bug bear warrior who's driving the car, he's not well liked by the guards.
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They kind of looking down on him, they're kind of treating him like a subclass kind of what are they calling him?
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They're going a filthy, filthy half-breed and stuff like that.
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Oh Jesus, that's like bad.
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That's like HR worthy.
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Well, listen, you can take it up with a Ruler of Notherwinners.
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Okay.
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But they're being really hot.
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Like, yeah.
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It's one of those ones, they don't like him.
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Uh, you can see on his person though, he has got he's got a set of keys that you would assume are for your kid.
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You can see though, as they're talking about him and stuff like that, he's not he's it's not having any real emotional effect on him.
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He's just like kind of ignoring it all.
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So God, I can relate.
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God, yeah.
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And I know I can really only see the back of him, but is he hot?
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He is a nine out of twenty.
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So he's a bit of five.
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He's a bit uh he's a so out of ten, he'd be a five.
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And that's you're saying that's good.
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That's I mean, it's average.
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What do you think you are?
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I would uh anything over a five I'm happy with, just because you can round up, you're a ten.
00:20:35.599 --> 00:20:37.759
You can you can round up.
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You can do whatever you want.
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You just make your life.
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All right, cool.
00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:47.440
Um, I look uh so it's seven foot tall, everything's firmly shut.
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There's no way of breaking out.
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Yeah, so it looks everything's fairly kind of seems there.
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When you kinda if you kind of press the door, you can kind of see it does juggle kind of a bit.
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It's a bit loose, but it looks like it would take a a a good strength kind of.
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Be honest with me, when I was passed out, did I shit myself?
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If you want to roll for that, I'll I can roll for that.
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It's a common thing.
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It's a common thing when you if you pass out, you have you ever passed out and shot yourself?
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One.
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Oh, fuck.
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That means I didn't, right?
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That means you did, and it's very, very bad.
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What?
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If you roll a one, so a run a one is a critical fail.
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Oh no.
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No, why did I ask?
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You do it's again, you are your own worst enemy to quote.
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Oh so it's runny, it's everywhere.
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It's really, really bad if any you can see that the bugbell warrior is not taking in the insults because he is so distracted by what is this what is coming from back.
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What if I say, hey, boys, can I have some water to clean myself off?
00:22:05.519 --> 00:22:06.799
That'll be persuasion.
00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:14.480
I will say you get pers you get advantage on your persuasion because it's so bad that they're like, we would really like this to be cleaned up.
00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:15.359
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Everyone's got the same 18.
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Every this is the first time you've seen everybody united.
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Everybody's just like, yep, yep, let's let's do that.
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So they stop the cart, they open the gate, and they all throw in their wee containers of water to you.
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I'd be like, please clean that up.
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That needs to go now.
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I'm just picturing sticking my butt out the door.
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And they're just washing it and putting water on it.
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But I say, because I'm wearing what was I wearing before?
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Pants?
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Trousers?
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Whatever Fanny was wearing when she was gonna go on at the choco bucket, that's what she's wearing.
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And it's slightly reinforced for the down.
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It was a jumpsuit.
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Oh so Fanny's like, look, can you guys just cut the top?
00:23:01.279 --> 00:23:02.799
The bottom's gotta go.
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Right.
00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:05.279
Because jumpsuit was tight.
00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:06.160
Right, okay.
00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:10.319
And uh so it's you know, it's compacted itself.
00:23:10.799 --> 00:23:17.920
So I need to throw out the bottom, and I I asked them, please, please, can I have something to wear on my bottom?
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Yeah, and they nod, and the bugbell warrior rode you a cloak he was wearing, and he just throws into the cart, and then he slams the gate shut, and now that's all been taken care of.
00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:31.759
But when before he slams the gate shut, did we lock eyes?
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If you want to roll a charisma check, you can do that.
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Right, so that's uh that's a six.
00:23:39.519 --> 00:23:45.839
I was gonna say you're gonna have to roll with disadvantaged because this bugbear warrior has seen you at your absolute worst.
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Honestly, I've had worse gigs.
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:50.559
Right.
00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:55.279
So your best roll your worst roll was a two, you have plus two charisma, so that's four.
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He was actively trying to avoid eye contact with you the whole time this was going on.
00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:02.960
He was just like, just please, just take this and leave me alone.
00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:04.880
When he closed the door.
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Nah, I'm not gonna try and go for the keys.
00:24:11.519 --> 00:24:12.400
I'm just gonna leave it.
00:24:12.559 --> 00:24:15.359
So are you are you wanting to do the eight-hour rest and just get to another winter?
00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:18.480
Or do you want to do the short rest and try and re-evaluate your situation?
00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:20.480
Can I wake up in two hours, check?
00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:21.759
Yeah, you can do that if you want.
00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:22.640
Yeah, okay.
00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:23.599
I pass out.
00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:25.440
So you pass out for two hours.
00:24:25.599 --> 00:24:32.640
Uh when you wake back up, you're kind of going through a forest kind of path, so there's forest on either side of you.
00:24:32.799 --> 00:24:44.640
Uh, you can see the guards are getting a bit restless because they've been on horseback for two hours, so they're gonna jump off and take a quick break just to stretch their legs to try to prevent saddle sores, stuff like that.
00:24:44.799 --> 00:24:45.759
I see why.
00:24:46.240 --> 00:24:52.240
But why am I giving you a detailed outline of the world do you and that but no?
00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:57.119
I don't need to know what situation their ass is in.
00:24:57.359 --> 00:24:59.920
There's been a lot of ass talk in this episode already.
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:02.880
Yeah, so it's just but it's fine when it's coming from me.
00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:05.279
Like they got saddle sores.
00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:07.359
They don't, because they're taking a break.
00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:08.240
They prevented.
00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:09.680
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:12.079
Oh god, I bet their butts are soggy.
00:25:12.559 --> 00:25:15.519
Um, what about the guy leading my my crate?
00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:24.559
The bug bill warrior, he just kind of stretches, but he doesn't get up to go and take a walk around without those So the other but the other two guards are gone.
00:25:24.880 --> 00:25:28.319
The other four guards are all kinda they've pulled their horses all to one side.
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Yeah.
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And they'll just kind of chat and be like, oh, I hate these long journeys type of pattern.
00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:34.960
I go pss, ps.
00:25:35.599 --> 00:25:38.079
He c he turns around, he doesn't say anything, he just looks at you.
00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:39.119
Can I have some water?
00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:43.920
Yeah, he he goes, You used all the water to clean up the shit.
00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:45.759
I didn't mean to shit myself.
00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:47.200
You guys knocked me out.
00:25:47.440 --> 00:25:48.160
What's happening?
00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:49.039
Where are we going?
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:50.480
We're going to Neverwinter.
00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:54.400
The ruler of Neverwinter is very insistent that you all get there.
00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:55.519
Is he a cool guy?
00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:56.400
Very cool.
00:25:56.559 --> 00:25:57.119
What do you mean?
00:25:57.279 --> 00:26:01.119
Well, I mean coolness is dependent on your own personality.
00:26:01.279 --> 00:26:01.519
Absolutely.
00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:03.279
Does he kill a lot of people?
00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:04.000
He does.
00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:05.519
Every ruler kills people.
00:26:06.160 --> 00:26:08.559
Did he seem like he wanted to kill me and my friends?
00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:10.160
No, he just really wants you.
00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:10.559
Oh.
00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:11.440
Is he hot?
00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:16.160
Again, that is a matter of perspective.
00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:17.200
I think he's alright.
00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:18.559
What did you do with my friends?
00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:19.359
Where are they?
00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:23.119
I know, I know they're insisting to find out where I am as well.
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.079
He goes, We split you all up because we are dangerous.
00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:28.640
So we don't want you to all the girls, so you're easier to deal with.
00:26:28.720 --> 00:26:31.759
And then the guards shout over to them, they're like, stop talking to all.
00:26:31.920 --> 00:26:33.119
You're not to talk to the prisoners.
00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:36.559
I was just gonna say, he's revealing a lot of information to me.
00:26:36.799 --> 00:26:38.640
Well, you're the first person who's talking nice to him.
00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:40.880
Say, I'm sorry I got you in trouble just then.
00:26:41.039 --> 00:26:42.000
You seem really nice.
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:42.960
What's your name?
00:26:43.119 --> 00:26:49.599
Yeah, he's he looks to make sure that he's not gonna get caught and he goes, My name is Big Red.
00:26:50.079 --> 00:26:53.359
That was legitimately my brother's nickname in high school.
00:26:55.039 --> 00:26:55.920
That's crazy.
00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:57.039
Hey, Big Red.
00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:57.920
My name's Fanny.
00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:59.440
Fanny is Bigwind.
00:26:59.599 --> 00:27:01.680
Thank uh thank you for your help earlier.
00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:05.599
I'm really embarrassed, but this cloak is um saving my dignity.
00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:08.240
I would say that the dignity has left a long time ago.
00:27:08.559 --> 00:27:12.480
Okay, well, doesn't seem like you're in your position to like say that to me.
00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:16.240
But you're in a shit-covered cage.
00:27:16.640 --> 00:27:18.640
I cleaned it up.
00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:21.680
I'm I really have to shit again.
00:27:22.319 --> 00:27:25.039
Please can you let me out just to shit so I don't shit in here?
00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:29.200
Uh so he whistles to the guards and then points back at you.
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:31.599
And the guards come over and they're like, what's going on here?
00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:32.319
What's going on here?
00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:33.759
I'm about to explode.
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:36.559
I'm about to explode big style.
00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:38.720
Is this another shitting thing?
00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:39.359
Yeah.
00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:39.839
Right.
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:43.519
They unlock the cage because they've seen what you're capable of.
00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:49.759
So they're and they unlock the cage and they go, right, you stick your arse out the cage again.
00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:51.039
They don't want you coming fully out.
00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:52.079
So I do that.
00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:54.960
I say, Oh, back up, boys.
00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:56.319
Boys, back up.
00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.319
It's a big, big one coming.
00:27:58.559 --> 00:28:00.079
They turn do they turn away?
00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:04.880
They back up and they'll like they're kind of covering their eyes, they're like, this could be bad.
00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:06.799
Yeah, I use that time.
00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:07.599
You gonna run?
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:08.720
I jump out, I run.
00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:09.440
Right, okay.
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:15.039
Roll me a dexterity, 11, and then your dexterity is plus two, so 13.
00:28:15.359 --> 00:28:24.480
So you get out the cage and you get and you're running, uh, but they've all seen you and they are still pretty close behind you.
00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:25.920
So none of them.
00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:27.599
I'm trying to let me just make sure.
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:34.000
The guards have ranged weapons, they all have spears, so they're gonna now Are there's spear sharp?
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:36.400
Yeah, there's just oh no.
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:40.160
So can you roll me an initiative?
00:28:40.559 --> 00:28:40.799
Ten.
00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:41.920
Right, okay.
00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:44.960
The only person who's gonna go before you is the bug bell warrior.
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:52.400
So he turns the cart, he basically unhinges the bore from the cart, which now he's just on the bore and he's running after you.
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:53.119
Oh no.
00:28:53.359 --> 00:28:58.400
He's gonna try and grab you because he got an attack called grab, just handy.
00:28:58.480 --> 00:28:59.599
Uh so he rolls that.
00:28:59.920 --> 00:29:01.039
Handy for him.
00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:02.480
That sucks for me.
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:05.279
So he got 16 plus four.
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:08.079
Uh oh, you can roll a dexterity savings throw.
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.079
19, you get plus two, so you've beaten him.
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:15.359
Oh! So you that's fucking turning around for Fanny now.
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:19.039
So you skillfully dodge the bugbear warrior.
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:19.359
Yeah.
00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:20.640
And now it's your turn.
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:22.480
I keep running.
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:23.680
I don't know what else.
00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:26.480
You can say you might have spells or something.
00:29:26.720 --> 00:29:27.519
Oh my god.
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:28.559
Are you forgetting?
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:30.160
Did you forget you what it was?
00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:31.359
Well, it's been hard.
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:33.839
I've just relived my past trauma.
00:29:34.079 --> 00:29:39.920
My grandma, she also died in a tragic car accident.
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:43.920
I'm going to do invisibility.
00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:44.400
Okay.
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.599
Can you read me invisibility just to make sure that works?
00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:49.519
A creature you t oh fuck.
00:29:49.759 --> 00:29:53.359
So this is one of the things I don't like about DD where it says a creature.
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:54.559
Because technically you are a creature.
00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:56.559
Yes, but can I touch myself?
00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:58.000
I don't I don't know.
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:01.680
I'm gonna mind if a fanny touches herself, Liam.
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:07.519
I'm gonna make a ruling as the DM on this one, and I'm gonna say you can use invisibility on yourself.
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:08.640
Can I touch anywhere?
00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:10.640
Yeah, you could ta any part of yourself.
00:30:10.880 --> 00:30:16.000
But the thing is, this spell is a concentration spell, so you have to concentrate the whole time you're doing it.
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:18.559
If anything breaks your concentration, the spelling.
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.119
No, I'm really known for my concentration.
00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:22.160
Alright.
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:24.319
So I'm invisible.
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:27.599
I reach out, I touch, I touch my chest, and I disappear.
00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:28.880
They can't see you now.
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:30.240
And are you wanting to move now?
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:30.960
You're invisible?
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:31.359
Yeah.
00:30:31.519 --> 00:30:32.160
Right, okay.
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:35.279
So roll me a stealth roll with advantage.
00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:42.799
Cause I'm gonna say that there's obviously you got like leaves and stuff on the ground, so you could still stand on something.
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:43.680
What was that one?
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:44.799
16, baby.
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:46.799
And you have plus four stealth.
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:50.960
So you can you could roll again to see if you get higher than that, or you just I'm fine.
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:52.960
You want you want to settle on 20?
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.400
Oh, I mean, it doesn't matter.
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:55.200
It's an advantage.
00:30:55.599 --> 00:30:56.400
Yeah, so it doesn't matter.
00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:56.960
18.
00:30:57.279 --> 00:30:58.000
18 plus 4.
00:30:58.160 --> 00:30:59.039
So you've got 22.
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:00.880
They definitely can't find you.
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:07.200
I'll quickly just roll up or set uh an investigation for all the I'm clamoring up trees like a cat.
00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:08.640
None of them can find you.
00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:10.559
So none of them at all can find you.
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:13.039
So you or you just wanted to keep walking through the forest?
00:31:13.359 --> 00:31:15.440
Well, I climb up a tree like a cat.
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:16.559
You climb up a tree.
00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:18.720
And but then I go from tree to tree.
00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:22.319
So they're walking below, and I'm what like a monkey.
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:23.759
Have you ever seen Planet of the Apes?
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:24.160
Yeah.
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:25.039
Which ones?
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:30.400
Uh oh, I've seen I've seen the Tim Button ones, I've seen the new ones, I've seen some of the old ones.
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:31.359
I've watched them all.
00:31:31.519 --> 00:31:32.000
Oh, really?
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:32.319
Yeah.
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:34.000
The old ones are alright.
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:35.599
But the first one's good.
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:36.640
First one's good.
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:40.240
There's weird ones where they go back and then the apes are like in like 19.
00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:42.319
Number two is insane.
00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:45.599
They are they're like, we can read each other's minds and we blow up the world.
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:48.960
Yeah, and they're all really weird and radioactive and they're underground.
00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:49.440
Yeah.
00:31:49.680 --> 00:31:49.920
Aye.
00:31:50.160 --> 00:31:54.240
And then there's ones where they go to two apes go back in time.
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:54.480
Yeah.
00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:57.680
To like the 1950s and they're like 1950s celebrities.
00:31:57.920 --> 00:31:59.200
That's pretty it's pretty fun.
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:06.000
But so I'm like one of those apes in a tree where it's like you don't even it's it's like I'm a natural up there.
00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:11.440
Before you say what I did, I will say you have to you're for the invisibility, you have to concentrate.
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:13.920
So you're gonna have to climb through the trees and stuff.
00:32:14.000 --> 00:32:18.720
It will be dexterity, but it'll be dexterity with disadvantage because you're concentrating on something else.
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:19.839
I climb up one tree.
00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:20.319
Okay.
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:21.440
And I watch them.
00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:25.599
Because here's the thing: what I'm gonna do, I'm just gonna follow them back to Neverwinter.
00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:26.079
Okay.
00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:30.000
But I want to not have them know.
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:30.880
Okay.
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:36.880
So you climb a big ancient kind of tree that's in this forest.
00:32:36.960 --> 00:32:38.319
It's really thack and it's old.
00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:39.039
Naughty.
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:43.119
Yeah, and easy to climb up because it's so much it's so big and stuff.
00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:45.519
I and as you're walking.
00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:47.039
What are you laughing at?
00:32:49.359 --> 00:32:49.839
Yes.
00:32:51.680 --> 00:33:02.720
As you're walking up the tree, you see small, really kind of shiny stones that have just been left at parts of the But I am concentrating, so I'm not letting that distract me.
00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:03.200
Okay.
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:05.920
Uh as you Wait, should I take some of these stones?
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:07.200
You can pick them up if you want.
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:07.920
It's up to you.
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:11.359
Yeah, this is you you're entirely in charge of what happens.
00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:12.559
I pick one up.
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:13.039
Okay.
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:16.720
You pick one up, nothing happens, you're just throwing a very shiny stone now.
00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:22.079
Uh there is more, so they kind of lead almost like a trail, like a breadcrumb kind of trail up the tree.
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:22.480
Wow.
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:36.400
Until you see like a part of the tree that's kind of hollowed out, and it's filled with these, it's almost like a bed of these shiny stones in this tree, and there sits a small cat-sized dragon.
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:38.559
Whoa! My mom?
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:40.000
You're what?
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:40.960
No.
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:46.240
He's a dragon.
00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:46.960
I'm a dragon.
00:33:48.240 --> 00:33:49.599
It's like a house cat-sized jacket.
00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:50.319
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:57.519
You're so you're like I didn't come out this size, Liam.
00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:02.079
Yeah, but that would be like a fucking cat giving some birthday.
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:05.359
So wait, so repeat that.
00:34:05.599 --> 00:34:10.079
If that was your mother, that would be like a cat giving birth to like a human baby.
00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:10.639
Uh-huh.
00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:12.639
That would be pretty.
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:21.440
That cat's fucked, but I would just say there's some babies born premature that are really tiny, and there's some main coon cats that are really big.
00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:23.199
Well, this is like a house cat.
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:24.000
Okay.
00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:27.039
Mincoon cats are house cats, but that's okay.
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:29.599
I don't know what that a mincoon is.
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:37.599
So it's not, it's just a smaller kind of it's a cat that you could easily like pick up, put in your can like put it kind of on your shoulder, kinda.
00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:40.719
So is the dragon friendly?
00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:42.639
Uh you can talk to a dragon if you want.
00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:43.199
Hello.
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:45.199
Wait, do I just use my normal voice?
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:47.599
You can use whatever voice you want.
00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:50.000
I say, uh Oh my god, hi.
00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:54.880
So the dragon, I'm gonna have to try and do a voice for the dragon that we've not done before.
00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:59.360
Do you like um well, there's Spyro, Spyro the Dragon?
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:00.880
I don't know what he sounds like.
00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:04.159
Okay, or um Abba Dragon from Mulan.
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:05.199
AD Murphy?
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:05.599
Yeah.
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.159
I feel like that could get me in some hot water.
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:08.800
Why?
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:09.519
Come on.
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:11.039
What can I do for you?
00:35:11.360 --> 00:35:12.000
Whoa!
00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:17.360
This is this the Rizzler in dragon cat form?
00:35:17.760 --> 00:35:18.880
Holy heck.
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:20.719
Um, hello.
00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:23.920
Uh, my name's Fanny.
00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:26.480
As you can see, I'm a little bit dragon.
00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:28.800
Yeah, I can I can see you're a little bit dragon.
00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:30.159
My name is Ruford.
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:32.159
Shut the fuck up.
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:34.159
Whoa, that's crazy.
00:35:34.239 --> 00:35:35.760
I had a dog named Rufford.
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:36.559
Well, that's cool.
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:38.639
I hope nothing bad happened to that dog.
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:42.320
Nothing that he didn't deserve.
00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:44.079
That seems fair to me.
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:48.880
Well, aren't you just a mini Elvis Presley in a tree?
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:50.000
I was captured.
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:53.840
I just I just made myself invisible and escaped from these guys.
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:55.760
Do you have you ever heard of Neverwinter?
00:35:55.920 --> 00:35:56.400
Oh, yeah.
00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:58.480
I I used to be from Neverwinter.
00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:00.559
You have a slight lisp.
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:02.960
Um, that's what's it like?
00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:05.599
So Neverwinter is a really big city.
00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:08.079
It's a big, massive city, lots of districts.
00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:13.360
You got a real district, you got the shopping district, which is very similar to the retail district.
00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:19.760
It's almost like you're you're telling me this under pressure.
00:36:20.320 --> 00:36:24.400
I try to work out how to say these what's in the sort of thing.
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:27.119
Well, uh, how the fuck do you say that?
00:36:27.679 --> 00:36:36.480
You've got uh you got kind of like the slums, you got the palaces, you got the more kind of suburbs, you par it's all just maintained in a big walled city.
00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:37.760
And what's the leader like?
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:38.559
He's pretty cool.
00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:39.519
He's called Taz.
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:40.079
Taz?
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:41.280
Yeah, his name's Taz.
00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:41.840
Pretty cool guy.
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:43.119
He smokes a lot of weed.
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.800
You guys have just weed and you call it weed here?
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:47.360
Yeah.
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:48.400
Is that a problem?
00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:54.239
Of all the I didn't think that's the one thing that would transfer over so easily.
00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:56.719
Well, there's a lot of lit has made it to this world as well.
00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:58.000
Are you who he's painting?
00:36:58.800 --> 00:36:59.119
Us.
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:05.440
I'm just saying, Lit has made it this is just uh me making a DM put Lit has made it into Lit?
00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:06.639
The band Lit.
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:11.280
You gotta stop trying to make lit happen, man.
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:13.119
No one knows what you're talking about.
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:14.480
Yeah, people do.
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:19.280
If you fucking look at it up, what else are they sing a song?
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:20.000
They sang it.
00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:21.199
My own worst anime.
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:22.079
No, sing it.
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:25.199
Is it just L I T?
00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:26.320
Aye, L I T.
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:27.440
Where are they from?
00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:30.400
They officially came out of California.
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:32.719
And then they moved to Nashville.
00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:34.800
What year did they get big?
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:36.079
They were big in 1999.
00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:37.039
They were on Waptur.
00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:37.679
1999.
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:40.800
They were in the post-pop uh pop punk boom.
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:42.639
Post pop punk boom?
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:43.760
Yeah, they were in that.
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:44.719
Okay.
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:45.840
No, no, it tools.
00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:47.199
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:52.079
Well, maybe well now that everyone's saying never winter's kind of cool, I'm I'm kind of regretting running away.
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:53.360
I just I got captured.
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:55.039
They they knocked me unconscious.
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:57.199
Yeah, those guards are pretty bad guys.
00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:58.559
I I'm not a fan of them.
00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:00.159
Well, can you help me?
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:01.199
Can I fly?
00:38:01.440 --> 00:38:02.320
No, you don't have wings.
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:04.239
You just kinda I'm asking the dragon.
00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:05.119
I don't know.
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:06.159
Would you know how to fly?
00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:08.239
I'm clearly part dragon.
00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:09.119
Do you have wings?
00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:10.400
Teach me the ways.
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:12.480
Well, I feel like I could grow them maybe.
00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:17.199
I would say, how are you a fully grown adult dragon lady?
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:19.840
Thing if you're gonna grow wings.
00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:21.440
I'm not asking how old I am.
00:38:21.679 --> 00:38:23.679
I I I ain't asking, I'm making a point.
00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:27.360
Point is if you were gonna grow wings, you're not thinking you'd maybe have wings by now.
00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:27.920
Okay.
00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:33.199
But the thing is, up until a few hours ago, I was just pure human and not dragon at all.
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:34.719
Well, you're always dragon.
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.639
Once you're a dragon, you're always a dragon.
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:38.320
And now I have shiny scale skin.
00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:38.639
Yeah.
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:48.320
So you're I'm not that stupid if I'm thinking if I can have suddenly shiny scale skin and one day I can't grow wings.
00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:49.519
You're being rude.
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:51.760
Well, I apologize, little lady.
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:55.440
Little lady, you're fucking minuscule compared to me.
00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:58.480
I'm perfect size for a pseudo-dragon.
00:38:58.639 --> 00:38:59.679
A pseudo-dragon?
00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:00.639
That's what I am.
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:07.920
So a pseudo-dragon being like um So a pseudo dragon is basically a small magic-resistant dragon.
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:14.559
It's usually uh very sought after by spellcasters, and it's seen as a bit of a status symbol.
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:15.119
Oh.
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:16.880
So I can like keep him as a pet.
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:18.639
You could try and make him a familiar.
00:39:18.880 --> 00:39:22.960
Hey Ruford, would you like to come with me on my way to Neverwinter and help me rescue my friend?
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:26.159
Well, listen, uh I'm trying not to go back to Neverwinter.
00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:29.920
I I was the familiar of the Chancellor Neverwinner.
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:31.679
I don't want to go back there.
00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:34.400
One thing I want out of my life, I want trophies.
00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:35.840
I want status.
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:39.599
He didn't provide that anymore, and our relationship broke down and I walked away.
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:41.840
Hey, that seems like really shallow one.
00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:43.119
Well, that's what I want.
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:43.679
Okay.
00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:45.840
I think I that's good that you know you want.
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:55.760
What if I can promise you Treasure If you promise me trophies, if you promise me status, better hold up that end of the deal, because I'll walk out that door as soon as that deal ain't met.
00:39:56.480 --> 00:39:56.800
Okay.
00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:00.880
If that's the worst that can happen, that you just walk out.
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:01.920
That's fine.
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:02.480
Okay.
00:40:03.119 --> 00:40:06.880
Like if you were gonna claw my eyes out, I'd be like, shit, the stakes are high, you know?
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:10.239
What do you provide to me by like being around?
00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:14.239
So it's more just people will be like, uh, she's a high-level spellcaster.
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:15.840
There's more status more than anything.
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:16.000
Oh.
00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:17.840
And you've got someone you can talk to.
00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:23.840
And maybe can I like send them on little uh Yeah, you could be like you could be like, can you go and do this for me?
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:24.079
Yeah.
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:24.800
And stuff like that.
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:27.760
So you basically got like a you got your own Sean in many ways.
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:29.920
I asked Grooford what the shiny stones are.
00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:31.119
They're just my collectibles.
00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:34.239
I like nice things, so I want to be surrounded by nice things.
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:36.960
Well, baby, pack them up because we're going to never winter.
00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:37.920
That's a long journey.
00:40:38.079 --> 00:40:40.079
That's about a six-hour journey there.
00:40:40.159 --> 00:40:41.840
We're talking about to get the never winter.
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:42.639
We'll need a ride.
00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:45.280
Well, I do know the thing I just escaped from.
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:45.840
Yeah.
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:48.719
But do you think I could go back and they wouldn't lock us away?
00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:49.440
They might.
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:54.320
I also saw a herd of giant goats heading towards the mountains over there.
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:56.639
You could maybe go and tame one of them if you wanted.
00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:57.679
That's insane.
00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:00.480
It took you this long to mention the giant goats.
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:02.480
Yeah, let's do that, Ruford.
00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:09.360
Um, pack up your stones, get on my shoulder, because baby, I'm snap I'm smelling a road trip.
00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:13.760
Okay, so he jumps on your shoulder, he's got his cup, he only took a couple of his stones.
00:41:13.840 --> 00:41:16.800
You can see that he feels that he's gonna get bigger and better things now.
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:20.239
So he's taking a couple of I put a couple stones in my pocket too.
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:35.360
So he he gets he's on your shoulder and he's pointing you towards the direction of the big kind of there's like a you're heading towards like a kind of mountain kind of range, and you see uh a pack of kind of wild giant goats just kind of grazing on the grass in front of you.
00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:37.119
So you could go over and try and do something.
00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:38.639
Are there those crazy colours?
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:46.400
So some of them are like yellow kind of normal kind of goat colours, and then there's bigger ones, so like kind of almost like an electric kind of blue colour.
00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:47.519
I go to the blue one.
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:47.840
Okay.
00:41:48.079 --> 00:41:49.760
He's that's the biggest one, okay?
00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:50.079
Mm-hmm.
00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:50.480
Right.
00:41:50.559 --> 00:41:51.920
So you go over to it.
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:54.239
Uh it's very wary of you.
00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:56.400
It's a bit like what's going on here.
00:41:56.639 --> 00:41:58.719
Like, so it's you can tell it's on guard.
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:00.159
I bow down in front of it.
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:02.400
Yeah, it kind of stamps one of its hoofs.
00:42:02.559 --> 00:42:06.000
I give it a look like just fucking stop it.
00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:07.119
Just dumb.
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:07.679
Mm-hmm.
00:42:08.159 --> 00:42:08.400
Okay.
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:11.440
You grew up on a farm, so would this work well go?
00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:12.000
Yeah.
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:13.840
So it's like, okay.
00:42:14.079 --> 00:42:15.679
It's been like, I'll not do that again.
00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:16.639
I won't stamp my hoof.
00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:24.320
I kinda I I shift my eyes so I I look at the ground and back at the go as to as just if to say, get down.
00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:25.679
Get down, okay.
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:27.360
And move it walks towards you.
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:32.639
It doesn't get down, but it does start to walk and try and overtake some of your space.
00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:33.360
I don't move.
00:42:33.519 --> 00:42:34.320
Alright, okay.
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:41.119
So he takes it all step closer, but you can see now he's not as sure in this step if he's a bit like whoa, she's not backing down here.
00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:45.920
I raise both my hands above my head, and it makes the goat think that you're taller than you are.
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:46.800
Right, okay.
00:42:46.960 --> 00:42:47.119
Yeah.
00:42:47.360 --> 00:42:51.119
So he's like, oh, he stops dead and he's like, oh wow, this thing's pretty big.
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:51.760
I don't move.
00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:53.519
He starts to back it up.
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:54.960
He takes one half step back.
00:42:55.199 --> 00:42:59.599
I look at the ground again, as if to say, I want him on his to sit down.
00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:04.239
Back legs can be straight, front legs all curled up so that I can jump off.
00:43:04.559 --> 00:43:06.159
Starts to kind of bend his front legs.
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:10.159
He's not put his back legs entirely out straight and he's he's trying to just lock eyes.
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:11.760
I I lock eyes with him.
00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:12.559
Alright, okay.
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:14.320
Because that means we're bonded.
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:14.960
Right.
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:15.360
Yeah.
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:20.960
And then he lowers his back legs and he just kind of he's sat perfectly for you to jump on his back.
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:21.840
Yeah, perfect.
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:22.719
Or he's lying down.
00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:23.199
Yeah.
00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:26.960
If he was sat, he's I don't know a lot about goats.
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:40.239
Um but and I and I use one of his horns to swing me up over top, and referred the dragon flies down and settles uh beside me.
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:41.199
There you go.
00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:44.639
So now you're on the goat and you're wanting to head to Nova Winter.
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:45.280
Yeah.
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:46.880
Is he like horse big?
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:50.079
I would say bigger than a cow, smaller than an elephant.
00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:55.440
I reach back behind me, trying to, you know, and I hit smack his butt.
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:57.039
I say, Yeehaw.
00:43:58.159 --> 00:43:59.679
Uh he reels up and gives.
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:01.199
A goat noise.
00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:02.960
I'll edit under goat noise.
00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:04.480
Perfect.
00:44:04.880 --> 00:44:09.280
He does that and then he starts charging off and you're directed to Neverwinter.
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:14.159
I'm going to say there's been a lot of going on already, so I'm going to say you get there without any incident.
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:15.039
Perfect.
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:16.000
But when you arrive.
00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:17.760
Should we stop and get something to eat on the way?
00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:18.800
You can if you want.
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:21.440
Yeah, we don't have to go into it, but just know that I'm fed.
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:25.119
You're well fed, well relatively well rested.
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:29.840
You arrive at Neverwinter, and the scene that is before you is absolute chaos.
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:33.360
There's people running around, there's guards shouting.
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:34.239
They're in the sewer.
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:35.679
One of them ran into the sewer.
00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:39.360
There's other ones being like prisoner escape, prisoner escape coming from a tower.
00:44:39.920 --> 00:44:44.639
And I go, So did Bill Futler and Don Don Draper?
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:46.000
Man, I need to know their names.
00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:47.519
Bill Futler and Don Boltry.
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:50.559
Is this because of Bill Futler and Don Boltry?
00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:52.800
I can't tell you that, but you could assume.
00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:53.840
Yeah, I assume.
00:44:53.920 --> 00:44:56.159
I go, oh my god, my boys.
00:44:56.400 --> 00:44:57.280
They're causing chaos.
00:44:57.440 --> 00:44:58.400
They're causing chaos.
00:44:58.559 --> 00:45:03.840
And I like say it with a hint of pride in my voice, and I I go to stop any tears from flowing.
00:45:04.079 --> 00:45:09.840
So you're at this kind of stable kind of bit, and you can see there's like a scarlet running everywhere.
00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:19.039
And then you hear a you see like a the palace where Ruffelt, the pseudo dragon, tells you that's where the ruler is, that's where Taz is.
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:23.679
Before you can even think about heading there, you hear like a howl, like a wolf howl.
00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:28.960
And out of a tower blocks are fully like transformed werewolf.
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:30.000
And he looks mad.
00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:31.360
So the tower.
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:39.039
There's so like next to the stables is like a kind of tower, and it goes into like a kind of like the what like what's that bit?
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:40.000
Rampards?
00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:43.519
Is that the bit that built the wall that goes around a kind of castle?
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:49.679
Well, we'll call it ramparts and say it's that there's a tower, and out of the tower walks a free from revolves.
00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:50.159
Yeah.
00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:52.239
Does it look like anyone I know?
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:52.800
No.
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:56.559
You don't recognise it, you just are like, that's clearly a werewolf.
00:45:56.800 --> 00:45:57.440
Is he hot?
00:45:58.239 --> 00:45:59.920
17 out of 20.
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:01.119
So pretty hot.
00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:09.840
Honestly, it's one of those things where like, you know, Professor Looping from, you know, I don't want to say Harry Potter, but you're like, werewolf man?
00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:10.719
Pretty hot.
00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:12.559
Do you think I should do anything about it?
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:18.880
Well, it looks like he's so he you see already, he's picked up one guard and ripped it in half.
00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:20.079
Oh fuck.
00:46:20.800 --> 00:46:21.039
Okay.
00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:22.480
Whoa.
00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:23.199
Okay.
00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:24.960
So he's not happy.
00:46:25.119 --> 00:46:25.519
Uh-huh.
00:46:25.760 --> 00:46:27.599
Uh so the guard?
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:29.280
The guard's very not happy.
00:46:29.599 --> 00:46:31.599
The werewolf is extremely not happy.
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:38.480
And then he's you can see he's looking around, and then you can just see like complete panic descending around around this kind of part of the city.
00:46:38.639 --> 00:46:40.639
So you can see everybody's panicking.
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:42.159
People are just running.
00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:46.400
There's bugbear warriors, there's guards, and it's just chaos.
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:50.239
The way towards the castle, he is blocked, the werewolf is blocking it.
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:52.719
Isn't anyone else gonna take care of this werewolf?
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:54.480
Or do fucking I have to do it?
00:46:54.800 --> 00:47:04.800
It looks like the guard like you can see that there's people are looking like they're gonna try and like you can see they're like the bugbear warriors are getting like pulling at arms and stuff like that.
00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:10.719
You can see guards are panicked because you just watched one of them get ripped in half by this thing, so they're all a bit worried.
00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:13.119
How many spells do I have left of two level ones?
00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:14.559
Yeah, two level one spells.
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:16.480
How far away is this werewolf from me?
00:47:16.719 --> 00:47:20.159
Uh it's about I'd say about 15 feet in front of you.
00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:21.119
Fifteen.
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:21.440
Alright.
00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:26.719
I could even hit him with sleep or an unseen servant.
00:47:27.039 --> 00:47:30.000
But I feel like my servant's just gonna get ripped in half.
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.480
Yeah, that would be a bad assumption.
00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:33.679
What a bummer.
00:47:33.920 --> 00:47:38.800
Okay, I'm gonna Are are werewolves immune to sleep spells?
00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:39.760
Uh no.
00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:42.400
I would like to cast sleep, please.
00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:44.800
So he's gonna enroll to I dude.
00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:50.800
I I look around and I'm like, oh my god, fucking men causing messes wherever they go.
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:52.480
I just have to clean everything up.
00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:54.000
So he's failed.
00:47:56.239 --> 00:48:01.440
He's got he is uncompass incapacitated until the next turn.
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:03.840
He's uncapacitated.
00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:06.719
He got fucking chopped, man.
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:12.320
You've not double foul until the next turn.
00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:14.880
Oh, it only lasts one turn?
00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:15.280
Yeah.
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:16.960
I kept skipping over that bit.
00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:18.559
At which point it must repeat the same.
00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:20.159
Yeah, so he might fail again.
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:21.679
He might fail, he might succeed.
00:48:21.920 --> 00:48:22.159
Okay.
00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:27.199
But it's only a 10, so it's pretty much a he needs to beat a 10, which is like 50 fasty.
00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:28.400
Oh my god.
00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:29.920
Well, he's asleep.
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:30.320
Yeah.
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.000
Panic in the situation.
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:33.920
I say, I say, go tie him up.
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:38.480
And when you start shouting that everybody turns and looks at you and goes, escape prisoner.
00:48:38.639 --> 00:48:40.159
Are you fucking how do they know?
00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:41.599
How would they fucking know?
00:48:41.840 --> 00:48:45.519
Because the rest of the g the people you escaped from has returned to the city.
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:47.679
Like five minutes before me.
00:48:47.840 --> 00:48:49.440
Yeah, and to this chaos.
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:51.199
And they're like, we've lost every prisoner.
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:52.559
Oh my god.
00:48:53.039 --> 00:48:54.719
Well, I shouldn't have been a prisoner anyway.
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:56.880
You could have guys just could have asked me to come.
00:48:56.960 --> 00:49:01.360
I bet all of us would have said yes because we're stupid.
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:02.960
Oh my god.
00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:04.719
So am I still on my goat?
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:05.920
You're still on your goat.
00:49:06.159 --> 00:49:08.960
I go, This is what you get for helping people.
00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:13.840
And then I reach back, smack my goat on its little dairy ear.
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:14.800
I go, yeehaw.
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:15.599
You start running?
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:16.000
Yeah.
00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:16.719
No, okay.
00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:18.000
Well, goat start running.
00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:19.199
The goat starts running.
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:22.960
Imagine if I was running on the goat, like some sort of treadmill situation.
00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:24.719
The goat starts running.
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:36.960
What if I stick my legs through the goat like Fred Flynn Stone and just The goat starts running and it takes you to just start running in a random direction to get away from everyone.
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:44.960
You end up in the diamond district of this kind of but so it's a lot of kind of men wearing top hats, kind of monocles.
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:45.280
Right.
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:47.119
A lot of kind of ooh, hello.
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:48.400
My people.
00:49:49.280 --> 00:49:58.800
And they are shocked to see a giant goat running through the very kind of nicely kind of lit ornate shops and stuff like that.
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:00.719
Everybody's like, what's going on?
00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:02.000
And they're panicking.
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:06.400
I say, look sharp, everybody, because I can say that.
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:07.920
Without fear of reference.
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:08.880
Yeah.
00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:11.440
You've actually encouraged me.
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:14.239
So uh the werewolves still asleep.
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:19.039
You can hear in the distance, you can hear like the sound of like guards and stuff trying to fall on you.
00:50:19.119 --> 00:50:20.559
So you just what are you wanting to do now?
00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:21.840
You went to head straight to the palace.
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:22.320
So you went.
00:50:22.480 --> 00:50:23.599
I would love to find a safe house.
00:50:23.840 --> 00:50:24.400
Safe house.
00:50:24.480 --> 00:50:27.119
So do you want to talk to Rufford about this?
00:50:27.360 --> 00:50:27.760
Yes.
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:29.440
I say Rufford, wake up.
00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:30.320
He's also asleep.
00:50:30.559 --> 00:50:31.519
He's been asleep the whole time.
00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:32.880
What's going on?
00:50:33.119 --> 00:50:33.679
Typical.
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:38.159
I say, look, I need somewhere to lie low until I figure out what's going on.
00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:40.079
I know I'm a prisoner somehow.
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:45.519
Um and and I don't want to go to the castle until I know that my boys are safe.
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:49.679
Uh you hear a commotion and you see I love commotions.
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:54.239
You see a group of rats starting to the soul.
00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:56.239
Okay.
00:50:57.440 --> 00:50:58.400
They're just going into the sea.
00:50:58.639 --> 00:51:00.800
Yeah, they don't even pay attention to that just happens in front.
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:04.239
This is just something you're just like, like a thousand rats?
00:51:04.480 --> 00:51:08.079
Not a thousand rats, like a substantial number, like ten rats.
00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:08.960
Oh.
00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:12.079
You're like, that's a lot of that's a lot of rats.
00:51:12.480 --> 00:51:12.639
Okay.
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:15.679
If you saw ten rats just walking across the street, you'd be like, what the fuck?
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:16.000
Okay.
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:17.760
The filter's like, oh, but I don't know.
00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:22.400
He's like, listen, I I don't know, I don't know a way, a safe house.
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:26.800
I was a well respected and looked after dragon in this city.
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:30.079
So I don't when I concern myself about stuff like that.
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:30.400
Okay.
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:33.360
But what I can say is I do know my way around the palace.
00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:36.559
I know places that people don't go to, places people don't look at.
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:37.519
So that's what I know.
00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:39.440
If you wanted me to take you there, I can do that.
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:41.920
But other than that, no Ken Doosville, baby doll.
00:51:42.960 --> 00:51:48.239
Is Rupert have the soul of a fucking American?
00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.199
Um, I don't even know where he's again.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:57.679
This is like it's like someone was once told about Elvis and then locked away for 50 years.
00:51:58.400 --> 00:51:58.880
I like it.
00:51:59.039 --> 00:52:02.960
I like it, and I like what you're doing, and I like it.
00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:05.360
Um keep go keep it.
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:10.800
I would like to I say, okay, fine, let's go to the palace, but in a secret little compartment.
00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:12.880
Are you being truthful?
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:14.000
You're not gonna turn me in.
00:52:14.320 --> 00:52:17.119
You could sign roll to sense motive if you wanted.
00:52:18.559 --> 00:52:22.159
So you you can't you have no idea what Rufford's motors are.
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:27.440
He's told you what you want situation, so you can assume that you could take him at his word.
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:28.000
Okay.
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:29.760
How do we get to the palace safely?
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:35.440
Uh Rufford basically says you should touch the goat, the goat is a big kind of distraction.
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:41.679
He's like, listen, you want to cause a little bit of chaos in this situation, send this goat running through this city.
00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:43.199
They're gonna go and chase the goat.
00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:45.199
They ain't gonna be looking for a couple of cool guys.
00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:52.000
Oh god, I wish that trusting role had fucking come through.
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:54.000
Um that sounds great.
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:56.000
I reach my hand back.
00:52:56.159 --> 00:52:57.599
Oh, I get off the goat.
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:04.639
I reach my hand back, give big, big slap on the butt to send the goat flying through town.
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:08.800
So the goat goes This is like a bull in a tea shop, but it's a goat in the diamond district.
00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:13.679
So as it's going, it kicks one of the windows of the shops, diamonds flood out into the street.
00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:15.760
I once again yell, look sharp.
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:21.199
You see like crowds of people start because all the diamonds fall out the shop window and onto the street.
00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:24.159
So people are trying to try to pick up the diamonds.
00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:29.199
The goat So you're telling me the shop had all of its diamonds leaning up against its front window?
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:35.440
It was like a shop window, but like a display, so all the displays of the diamonds have fallen out of the street.
00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:47.599
And then the goat heads towards what looks like a slightly more bohemian kind of district in this city that Rufford says you should start directing you towards the palace saying that you should try and find a way to disguise yourself.
00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:51.679
How you are you wanting to do that, or you're just like fuck off, Rufford will be fine.
00:53:51.920 --> 00:53:54.159
Well, obviously it's gonna be more fun to disguise myself.
00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:54.639
Okay.
00:53:54.800 --> 00:53:58.480
Is it any like do you have any spells or anything that we could work for that?
00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:00.480
I keep forgetting a magic.
00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:06.400
There is one spell that I think you're gonna kick yourself when you find it's well, I don't have any second level spells left.
00:54:06.639 --> 00:54:09.840
You've got one first level spell and it is called Disguise Self.
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.960
Why isn't it I can say it should be there.
00:54:13.280 --> 00:54:15.119
Alter self is in level two.
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:18.559
Uh it's saying you got it's saying here you got one that should be.
00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:21.440
If it's not in the book, then that's my fault and I apologize.
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:24.639
Oh I want to hear you fully apologize.
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:25.920
I'm very sorry, Kate.
00:54:26.000 --> 00:54:27.599
I forgot to put a spell in your spell book.
00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:31.440
I want to look like Bed Bug Big Bugbear Ogre.
00:54:31.760 --> 00:54:32.559
Yeah, you can do that.
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:33.840
Bugbear body.
00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:35.840
The Bugbear Ogre guy.
00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:36.400
Yeah, you can't.
00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:36.960
What was his name?
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:37.840
Big Red.
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:38.719
Big Red.
00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:39.920
I want to look like Big Red.
00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:41.760
So you do that, you look like Big Red.
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:46.960
People as you're walking by are kind of like you can see people are a bit scaled of you, a bit standoffish.
00:54:47.280 --> 00:55:00.159
Uh, and you get to the side of the palace, and this is like looks like a trade's kind of entrance, so you can see like parts and stuff outside filled with like kind of wines and like finery and stuff like that.
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:00.400
Okay.
00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:07.039
The werewolf in his mind is trying to get because it's dusk now, so the moon's out.
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:13.280
The werewolf's trying to get as close to the moon as he can, so he's trying to get to the highest point in this city.
00:55:13.519 --> 00:55:15.679
Does he think he can like touch the moon or something?
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:19.199
If we're gonna say he's got some sort of moon madness, right now.
00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:23.679
So he's trying to get as close to it as he can.
00:55:23.760 --> 00:55:25.840
The highest point in the city is the palace.
00:55:26.000 --> 00:55:26.320
Yeah.
00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:32.800
So he's heading towards the palace, and you can hear like the sounds of like screams and howls and stuff like that.
00:55:33.039 --> 00:55:38.320
But you can try and get into this trade's entrance if you wanted, or you could it's up to you what you want to do here.
00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:39.920
Oh yeah, no, I'm hiding away.
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:40.880
Hiding away.
00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:42.079
I've done enough.
00:55:42.400 --> 00:55:42.639
Okay.
00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:50.719
So as you enter the trade's entrance, you can hear screams and shouts and chaos.
00:55:51.360 --> 00:55:52.000
Inside the palace?
00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:53.199
Inside the palace.
00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:56.559
Oh my god, this whole fucking city.
00:55:56.880 --> 00:56:02.320
So you can hear people being like, the cook's dead, they've killed the cook.
00:56:02.559 --> 00:56:04.559
So someone's killed the cook.
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:04.880
Uh-huh.
00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:15.599
You can hear like you can see like guards flying by, people just everybody's in a panic in this castle because they don't know so they all they know is something bad's in here and they don't know what's going on.
00:56:15.760 --> 00:56:20.880
As they run past you, they kind of they look at you like you're not meant to be there, but they know who you are.
00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:21.119
Yeah.
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:25.360
So they're like, right, maybe he's been sent up here to fucking help or something.
00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:28.320
So they're like, they just come up, big red, come with us.
00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:36.559
So they signal for you to come rough them, but they are still running, so you you could chat, you could go with them, you could go a different way, it's up to you.
00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:37.440
Sugar.
00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:39.360
Um, I go a different way.
00:56:39.599 --> 00:56:39.920
Okay.
00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:44.000
So you take they run to the right, you take the left.
00:56:44.239 --> 00:56:44.639
Yeah.
00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:51.679
And this takes you into a kind of spiralling kind of staircase that's slipped by torches and stuff like that.
00:56:51.920 --> 00:56:56.320
And I say, um, Ruf Ruford, what where do I go?
00:56:56.480 --> 00:56:59.280
So Ruford goes, Well, what what what do you want to see?
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.440
I said I want to freaking hide away, dude.
00:57:01.519 --> 00:57:02.639
I want a safe house.
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:06.239
Okay, well, we can go hide in the dungeons if you want.
00:57:06.480 --> 00:57:07.440
That sounds like prison.
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:08.719
No one looks down there.
00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:09.519
Really?
00:57:09.679 --> 00:57:11.599
Listen, people don't like dungeons.
00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:15.119
You don't like I just said dungeons, and you're like, oh, prison, prison, prison.
00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:19.760
Yeah, but that's because that's exactly where I sh there they would lock me if they had me.
00:57:20.079 --> 00:57:23.440
Either that or I could try and take you to meet Taz, the ruler.
00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:25.920
I'm I'm a pretty me and Taz get on pretty well.
00:57:26.079 --> 00:57:27.280
Go down to the dungeons first.
00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:29.440
And if I don't like it, then we'll go meet Taz.
00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:30.000
Okay.
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:32.480
Um I'm I'm just you take the lead here.
00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:34.000
Could you care like a bit?
00:57:34.239 --> 00:57:35.679
Listen, I come, I go.
00:57:35.760 --> 00:57:37.119
This doesn't mean a lot to me.
00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:40.880
I can bring you trophies if we're making the right moves.
00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:42.880
I don't see any trophies right now.
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:44.719
Duh! Oh my god.
00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:49.920
Are you telling me I'm meant to do everything in this relationship?
00:57:50.159 --> 00:57:50.320
Oh.
00:57:50.639 --> 00:57:51.599
We have a relationship.
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:55.360
Certainly looks that way right now, and it ain't a good one.
00:57:55.679 --> 00:57:57.519
You're a piece of shit.
00:57:57.840 --> 00:58:00.719
Which means I am more in love with you than ever.
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:02.800
Um, you're exactly my type.
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:04.639
Look, let's go down to the dungeons.
00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:10.079
I'm taking control, and then I I need to find out if my friends are around there.
00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:10.719
Okay.
00:58:10.880 --> 00:58:19.440
Uh so you head down to the dungeons, and what you are seeing is there's like smoke, like grey kind of smoke coming up from under the door.
00:58:19.599 --> 00:58:29.440
You see, and then you see people kind of with hoods and carrying like books, quite looking quite cultish, kind of walking around in the base the dungeons.
00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:30.800
But they don't it's weird.
00:58:30.960 --> 00:58:33.920
The although they're walking around, they pay no attention to you.
00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:36.159
It's like they can't see you, like you're not there.
00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:37.199
Do they bump into me?
00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:41.920
Uh they c they bump and they kind of walk past you, like they're not they are not aware you're there at all.
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:42.639
Okay.
00:58:42.800 --> 00:58:44.159
So you're quite happy to hide it here.
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:48.400
I mean, look, this is it sounds creepy as hell, but yeah, maybe that's if they can't see.
00:58:48.559 --> 00:58:48.800
Okay.
00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:51.519
I are you wanting to investigate around this kind of dungeon?
00:58:51.840 --> 00:58:52.239
Yeah.
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:53.920
Okay, so there's three doors.
00:58:54.000 --> 00:59:00.480
There's the door smokes coming out of there's the door that the I thought it was gonna have to roll, but he just yeah.
00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:12.639
There's and then there's like a large wooden door, and then there's a large wooden another large wooden door, and under that you can kind of see what looks like almost like a TV is the only way to describe the light that you can see coming out from under this.
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:17.599
Like you can see it's like ch constantly like changing colours, m stuff's moving around and stuff like that.
00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:19.039
Behind two wooden doors.
00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:25.119
Behind yeah, so there's three wooden doors, one with smoke, one with the lights, and then one just so it's like you can't see anything coming out from under them.
00:59:25.360 --> 00:59:26.480
Um and I need to pick one.
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:31.280
Well, you could if you want to investigate, you don't need to open the doors, you could just stand in this hallway if you wanted.
00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:35.920
Ah! I'm gonna do a check to see which one detect magic.
00:59:36.159 --> 00:59:40.320
Okay, that'll be your last spell unless it's detect magic or cantrap.
00:59:40.480 --> 00:59:41.679
No, it's a first-level spell.
00:59:41.920 --> 00:59:44.000
You're out of spells because you've done disguised self.
00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:46.400
Is there nowhere for me to take a take a rest?
00:59:46.639 --> 00:59:48.480
I mean, there's you could sit in the steels.
00:59:49.519 --> 00:59:53.199
That's in terms of like somewhere to sit, that's what you can see.
00:59:53.280 --> 00:59:54.559
That's that would be the only thing.
00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:56.480
You could sit in the ground, you could sit in the stairs.
00:59:56.719 --> 00:59:57.360
I open a door.
00:59:57.599 --> 00:59:58.800
Okay, which one are you opening?
00:59:59.039 --> 00:59:59.920
The light one.
01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:14.239
Okay, so you open that door, and what you see is three hooded people holding books open, and the books are like casting like beams of light to form like a big kind of shivering hologram.
01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:18.159
And what you see is is actually what looks like the f a throne room.
01:00:18.239 --> 01:00:44.000
You don't know where the throne room is, but what you see happen with this is you see a rat that is being ridden by a spider like a horse run into this throne room, followed by an army of 30 rats, and then Bill Futler, Shawn Michaels, and uh Cobalt, which is like a kind of humanoid dragon, but much more dragon than human person.
01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:48.239
He's not got kind of wings, he's just like tail and scaly and stuff like that.
01:00:48.320 --> 01:00:48.719
Uh-huh.
01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:59.119
They burst in and Bill Futler points at the person, sat on the throne, and he goes, It's Taz, and you recognise Taz as Taz, the owner of the Chuckle Bucker comedy.
01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:01.280
Oh, I forgot that was his name.
01:01:01.519 --> 01:01:02.639
I did think you would have caught it.
01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:07.679
I it's been so long.
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:09.840
So that's what you see in front of you.
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:10.320
Uh-huh.
01:01:10.559 --> 01:01:11.920
Uh I don't know how you is it.
01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:13.440
I run into the ball of light.
01:01:13.599 --> 01:01:23.840
You run into it, ball bursts like a bubble, and you fall onto the ground and in front in front of Bell, front of the throne, in front of Taz.
01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:24.800
I knew it.
01:01:24.960 --> 01:01:27.760
I knew it was gonna transport me.
01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:29.679
And is Rufer with me?
01:01:29.920 --> 01:01:30.800
Rufford's on your shoulder.
01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:33.440
Oh thank God, that little asshole.
01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:38.880
Uh, and that's that's the scene where everybody's now back together, the gun's back together.
01:01:39.039 --> 01:01:41.760
So that'll we need to cover that in the next episode.
01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:42.480
Whoa.
01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:44.800
I'm so glad I opened that door.
01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:48.239
Were any were all of the doors gonna lead me there?
01:01:48.480 --> 01:01:52.559
Uh no, because I I'll be honest with you, I didn't plan for you to go into the dungeon.
01:01:52.639 --> 01:01:55.519
So I was making that all up on the spot.
01:01:55.679 --> 01:01:57.360
I thought you were gonna fight the werewolf.
01:01:57.519 --> 01:01:57.920
That's right.
01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:00.880
No, I'm tired.
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:04.800
I fucking I carry Grammys on the outside of a bag here.
01:02:05.679 --> 01:02:08.800
I had a whole subplot where you were gonna turn into a werewolf.
01:02:09.039 --> 01:02:12.400
You you didn't go with it, so a dragon werewolf.
01:02:12.639 --> 01:02:17.760
Uh, so you'll need to join us in the next episode to see how the gang deals with this one.
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The gang.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I think we're gonna cause some mischief.
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Thank you so much for listening uh to Comics Quest.
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I would like to say thank you, especially to Kitty Preston for our amazing logo, Alan Orr for the music, and Sean Stables on sound.