25- Post D*ck Appointment Flashbacks

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It is Call Her Daddy.
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It's Charlevaine and Charlene back at it again. With another
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episode of Call Her Daddy. It's episode 25. So we
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were both away this weekend. So you went to Utah.
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Tell us about it. I went home. There is this phenomenon,
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you guys, in Utah.
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Oh.
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Muppet faces. Like there is a look.
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That some people in Utah have where they literally look
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like a Muppet. It's like they have these.
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What? No, they have like these super wide mouths. Wait, why?
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I think it's from like inbreeding. Hold on. No, it's
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a thing. It's like from the polygamists that like live
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there or used to live there.
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And it's like from inbreeding. And it's like this look.
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I mean, if you're in Salt Lake City, Utah, it's
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not a big deal. But if you're going down to
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the valley, like it is a look.
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For sure a luke.
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We i did not even know that was the thing
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i think our listeners will be interested here because i
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think we're most east coast so i went to florida
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to visit a man.
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Um and.
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Um, and it was, I was just like double dipping
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this weekend. Cause if you guys follow me on Instagram,
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I met a guy on the plane.
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Oh my God. And then I was going to. Your story.
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I've never met someone who can document an entire.
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People were so invested in my story. So guys, to clarify,
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the guy was super hot. And so I told him
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about the podcast and I naturally told him to start.
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He was like, what episode should I start on? And
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I was like- Episode three. And then I realized, like
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a fucking idiot, that this guy is sitting next to me,
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listening to me talk about fucking gluck-glucking up on a dick.
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And I'm like, oh.
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See, I would not tell a guy about my podcast.
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But dude, I was wearing the Call Her Daddy hoodie.
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And he was like, what is that? I'm like, it's
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my show.
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And he's like, let me listen to it. So he
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downloaded every episode before we took off. I would have
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felt so awkward. And then you just had to sit
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next to him. And he started episode three. So that's
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when we're like, it's like you're in the Sahara desert.
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And his dick is a bottle of Poland spring. And
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you're going to gluck, gluck it up. I'm like, fuck me.
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Was there like a movement in his pants?
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I said on my story, I'm like, he went to
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the bathroom like 10 times. I'm pretty sure he was
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touching his wiener. And I was like, God damn. We're
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so immature. But he ended up giving me his number
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and he invited me out like on a boat and shit.
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But I was like, oh, I'm going to visit my grandma. Meanwhile,
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I was going to visit a guy. So it was
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just like a little double dip. That is what a
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daddy is. It is. So I had a really good
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time and that was fun. But now we're back and
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our issues are back.
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Yes.
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No, the issues are here.
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Guys.
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You're all like, what the fuck are you guys talking about?
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They're here and they're here to stay.
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We have issues, guys.
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And I want to lay it out for you because
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Sophia and I were sitting in our living room yesterday
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staring at each other and we're like, I already have anxiety.
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We have this issue, guys, where Sophia and I, our
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roster is extremely full right now.
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Overflowing.
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It's quite overflowing. Yeah, it really is. And so with that,
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we have taken on a team of men. And these
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team of men sound gang, gang, central. So we've taken
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on a team of men. And so we love to
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entertain all of them by text.
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Mm-hmm.
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But there is this thing that happens. That they want
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to hang out. Oh, I mean, wow. How dare they?
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How dare they actually want to see you in the flesh?
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I just want to be a pen pal. And then
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I want to hang out with you like once every
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couple weeks. It's one thing to say, can you hang
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out tonight? That already puts us over the edge. But
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when they say on the night of fucking like March 4th,
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what are you doing?
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And I'm like, I don't know.
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How could I know how could I know how would
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I know if my hair looks good that night something
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could come up that's the thing Alex and I when
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we hang out with the opposite sex it has to
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be like The stars aligned.
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We've got to be in the mood. The parting of
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the Red Sea.
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I have to make sure you're busy because if you're
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not busy and you're in your bed watching Netflix, I
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can't fucking leave.
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I'm not going to abandon you like that. And that's
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the issue.
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Yeah.
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We are an old married couple. That's what it is.
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It's really like unhealthy. Alex and I spend every.
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Waking second of the day. And so I think it's, dude,
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we come up. So this is our problem, guys. We
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start to come up with the biggest lies.
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Oh.
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It's not fun because, Sophia, you say it all the time.
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You can't just say, I'm sorry, like, I'm too busy. No,
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because when you say that, you know what they say?
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They're like, okay, well, I'm very busy, too, and I
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can make time. But I can make time. And you're like, fuck!
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So then you need to come up with something so insane.
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You got to ramp it up a notch.
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That they cannot doubt you and they cannot be angry
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with you.
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For example. AKA, I.
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People are not going to believe me.
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I tried to get Alex to come with me to
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the New York Presbyterian Hospital to just go in there
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and grab like a wristband. So I could just take
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a picture of Alex with like the hospital wristband, like
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the inpatient thing.
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She was trying to convince this guy that I was
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in the hospital. So it feels like I'm going to
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have to be here overnight with him.
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Because that's so much easier than being like I'm sorry
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you know I can't like but is it easier it
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kind of is we're trucking down to the hospital you
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pop in you get an uber you pop in the
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hospital you get a wristband you're good to go and
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you can literally use that excuse for like a week
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you could use that for a week and you're golden
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so I mean guys I would actually love to hear
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if like any other girls or guys do this because
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Sophia and I just cannot seem to commit and stick
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to plans and then guys get pissed off at us
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and it doesn't mean that we don't like that no
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no that's what I know people are gonna be like
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so why the fuck are you entertaining I like them
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a lot I'm talking this one guy specifically and I
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great but once a week you guys are like fucking
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and then he's like do you want to hang out
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tomorrow you're like oh my god like it's The audacity. So, yeah,
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Sophia and I have crippling anxiety. I'm sorry if you
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guys lost us on that one. And that's just with men, though.
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The lies that I used to come up with when
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I used to work, like, a 9 to 5 at, like,
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a financial firm. Oh, yeah, this goes way past just guys.
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I mean, so.
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I know what you're about to say. Okay, the worst
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is when you are actually across the country. And there's
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no way that you physically could. Guys, this is what
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happened to me.
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Okay. I went to Coachella last year. Another Sophia crazy story.
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Here we go.
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My, this guy was dating. He was like, I have
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an artist pass for you. Come fly here now. I
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had two hours to get to the airport and I
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was like, oh, like I'm just, I have to go.
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Okay.
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Beyonce was playing.
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We have to go. What are you? Yeah.
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So without even talking to my manager or anything, I
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get on the plane.
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Classic. Monday rolls around and I should be, you know,
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walking into work. I'm in a car in Palm Springs,
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living across the country. And the email that I sent
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my manager, you're actually going to die right now. Okay.
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Guys, this is what my, this is the email.
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I'm crying. And I say, I will not be able
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to make it into work today. I am unwell. That's
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all I wrote. That's it.
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I didn't put a high. I didn't say it was
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from Sophia. I have the email. It's, The funniest thing.
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I will not be coming and say, I am unwell.
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I am unwell.
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And you didn't sign it. You didn't even say hi.
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I'm so sorry.
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She didn't even respond to the email.
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Don't you feel like usually in those situations, people come
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up with the biggest elaborate lie. Like you and I
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were going to a hospital. Meanwhile, in your drunk and
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fucked up state, you're like, I'm unwell. Bye.
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Can you imagine if my manager was like, no, Sophia,
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we really need you to come in today. Like, we've
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got a huge meeting. I'm sorry, but you need to
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come in. I don't care if you're throwing up. And
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you're like, ah, you see, the thing is that I'm
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actually across the country.
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No, that's when lying, like, just, it's why do I
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put myself in situations like that?
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Dude, why do we say we're going to a hospital?
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You're like, Alex, you're in the hospital tonight. I'm like, oh,
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I guess you're ditching another date. Fuck me. It's a
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classic one. A classic. Common. Very common.
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Parents are getting divorced. Got hit by, you said that
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last night. You're like, maybe I could just tell him
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I got hit by a car.
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Tapped. Tapped. I got tapped by a car. I just
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got tapped by a.
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Car, and I just needed to get easy. You literally
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said that last night. The guy was trying to hang
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out with Sophia, and she's like, I'm just going to
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say I got tapped by a car. I'm going to
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be fine, but I need a couple days to recover.
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Because then that way you.
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Don't need the hospital bracelet, so you just say, like,
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I need.
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To lay down. I just am in bed for a
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little bit. There's no sexual activity I could go on.
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My limbs are too weak. Yeah. What the fuck? Okay. Okay, so.
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You know, in previous episodes, you and I have talked
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about the post-nut clarity. And it's been a smash. I mean,
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every guy is like, holy shit, couldn't be more accurate.
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Yes. But the thing is, is that there's always two
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sides to something. Daddy gang, today was.
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are bringing you the girl version, basically, of the post-nut clarity.
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And there is a girl version. Oh, there is a
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fucking girl version. And it is called the post-dick appointment flashback.
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The post-dick appointment flashback. And it is a real thing.
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It is real and alive.
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Yes.
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I want to just point out some differences between that
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and the post-nut clarity. Yes, let's explain it.
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Men, after they ejaculate, they have the post-nut clarity instantly.
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Yes. Okay? Yes.
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They lay there and for the next two to three minutes,
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they're like, what the hell just happened on my dick?
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What happened? It's like right after you watch porn. They're like,
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what the fuck just happened? Yes. For women... For women...
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This can occur.
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Like three, four days, weeks, months after the date appointment.
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And what happens is you're sitting at the stoplight and
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all of a sudden you have a flashback to the
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insanely ridiculous, crazy psycho sex.
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That you had with a guy your dick appointment and
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it's tell me that hasn't.
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Happened to you before you're like oh I no the
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worst yes the worst is when you are with your
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fucking family oh I'm with my fucking parents and all
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of a sudden I have a flashback to his wiener
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going in my vagina but it missed my vagina and
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it went in my butthole and I'm like Grandma! You're like,
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that's the worst is when you're at brunch with family
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members and then you have the flashback and you're like, what? Dude,
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if you're at fucking church and you're staring at your
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Lord and Savior up there and then all of a
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sudden his foot looks like the guy's wiener and you're like,
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oh my God, Trevor in eighth grade when I was.
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It's like, it just, you.
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Just have these flashbacks and you just go on these
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tangents and you don't mean to.
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It's like you're tripping. It's like, it's literally like an
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LSD trip.
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You know, people say like you take LSD and then
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if you crack your back like incorrectly or something... all
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the chemicals like go rushing back to your brain.
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It's like that. No, I didn't know that.
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You have like a full on flashback of what happened.
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It's truly insane. You know what I just thought about?
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It's literally like That's So Raven from the Disney Channel.
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You obviously remember that show. And Raven like stops in
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her tracks and her eyes like go all crazy.
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She makes the ugliest face. And she like sees the vision. Yeah,
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that's what the flashback is. She's like, no.
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It's literally not so raving. It hits you like a
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ton of bricks out of nowhere. The post-dick appointment flashback,
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we can shorten it to PDF.
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Ooh, the PDF. What would that be? The post-dick flashback.
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There we go. The PDF.
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When you have the PDF, it's like usually a little cringy.
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I feel like it's a little like, oh, but it
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depends on the situation.
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Well, actually, no, I think sometimes it like turns you on. Yeah,
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it's like, oh. It can be both. It's just startling.
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I'll be honest.
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I still have those moments when I think about like,
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My disgusting high school hookup.
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Oh, you have flashbacks from high school.
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Sometimes like if I see someone on Facebook or something
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and it triggers me and if I ever saw him
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in a picture, I actually just want to like die.
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And I have a quick flash. Right.
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It's like a quick little picture of his wiener. And
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I'm like, damn. So ladies post take appointment flashback. I mean,
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it's a it's a fucking thing.
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Last week. We talked about ways to catch a cheater
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or to cheat. One of my favorite topics.
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There's like a hundred applications on your phone, a hundred
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different ways to do it.
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Yeah.
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What we didn't talk about is how you're going to
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get into your partner's phone. It's like so many people
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write in and are like, guys, I love the ideas,
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but what if you actually just can't get into their
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fucking phone?
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I couldn't get into my ex's phone. It's not an
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easy flea. It's not an easy flea.
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So we were trying to think about ways that you
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could get access to their phone. And I had a
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different type of flashback. It wasn't a post-dig appointment flashback.
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It was a traumatic recollection of.
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A very scary relationship I was in. All right.
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Okay.
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I was in a very tumultuous relationship. Love that for you.
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And he got access to my phone in a very
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interesting way that I want to bring up to you.
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Bring it to the people. Okay. Please imagine this. Okay.
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I was not being very.
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Forthright with him oh my god I was cheating on
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him that's what I wasn't being very I wasn't being
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very forthright in our talk so fuck I was talking
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to another guy nothing had happened though I had not
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yeah and honestly if something had none of his fucking
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business none none of his fucking business okay that's not
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the point our relationship was like a shit show right
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I'm sitting on my phone minding my own business in
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the living room love that And all of a sudden,
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I feel something creeping up behind me. And this guy
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ripped my phone out of my hands, did a triple
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axle 180 front flip spin, sprinted to his car. Locked
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the car doors and sped away with my phone unlocked.
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I completely forgot that this happened to me. I have
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tears running down my face right now. Think about how
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terrifying that is. The scariest thing that ever.
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Happened to me. Truly, this is, I think this is
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like one of my biggest nightmares. Oh my God. Someone
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having your phone.
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Yeah.
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No, even if it's your boyfriend, your mom, a coworker,
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it doesn't, anyone having your phone unlocked.
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And leaves you at the house. Gets in a car
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and drives away. And drives away.
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I remember he ripped the phone from my hands and
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I ran after his car. I had to sit there
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in the living room for hours without a cell phone,
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without any way to contact anyone, just sitting there thinking
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about all of the.
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Shit that he was about to find on my phone. Dude.
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I mean, did I deserve it? No. Absolutely not. But
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did I kind of maybe a little bit?
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Yeah.
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Maybe, but not you. But not me. Not when I
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do it. If you did it to him, yes, he
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did it to you, fucked up. But how terrifying.
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I really, that is just something that it's like, In
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that very moment, we always talk about games and stuff
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like your entire plan.
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Yeah. Is just ruined. I know. He gets everything. He
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has everything in front of him.
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We're always trying to talk about sneaky little manipulative ways
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and like little hacker kind of tendencies to get into
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a phone. And it's like, you can just do the
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good old fashioned, rip it out of their freaking hands
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and get in your car.
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Because even when it's, there's a difference between if someone
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goes and locks themselves in a room.
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Well, I was about to ask you, if a guy
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took your phone and locked himself in his room, would
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you like try to bang down the door? Yes.
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You would? Dude, the shit on my phone? Would you
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like go get like an ax from the garage?
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I think I would say, I would start saying some
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crazy fucking shit.
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Oh, the police are on their way. You would threaten,
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I'm about to say your fucking name.
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I don't even know what you're doing to me.
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But I'm calling him.
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I would probably, I think I would, I think I
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would go get shit and start trying to knock the
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door down. I think I would too. I would start painting.
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If it was his place, I would start ruining his shit.
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Right.
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Like I would be like, I'm chucking shit out the window.
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I'm going to chuck your fucking TV out there. I'm
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going to fucking smash everything in this fucking kitchen.
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Until I get what's rightfully mine. No, it is a situation.
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That is true. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.
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But the thing is, I guess you technically could have
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just been, like, deleting your text with that guy.
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Right.
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But, you know, you were in the middle of a convo.
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That's rude.
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I was in the middle of talking to the guy.
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You didn't need to delete anything. It's not his place.
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That's pretty fucking crazy.
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Yeah. I... I love that. I actually have a story. Okay.
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Now that we're talking about iPhones. When I was visiting
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the guy this weekend, he told me this story. And
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I was like, I have to tell this on my podcast.
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I hope you don't mind. And he was like, yeah,
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just don't fucking mention my name. Classic. So this is
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a pretty unbelievable story. Okay.
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This 13-year-old boy has FaceTime sex with his girlfriend all
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the time.
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Oh.
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And so this, the guy that I was seeing, he
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knows this because he's friends with the kid's parents.
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Okay.
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The kid's parents one time caught him after the act
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of FaceTime sex and were so pissed off at him because...
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Let me explain to you what this kid does when
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he has FaceTime sex.
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Oh, my God.
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When he is about to finish during FaceTime sex with
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his girlfriend, he proceeds to put the iPhone on the ground.
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His girlfriend puts her face down. Very close up on
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the screen.
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No.
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And he jacks off and comes and finishes on his iPhone.
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Stop. Like he is coming on her face.
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Like virtual reality FaceTime sex.
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This 13-year-old. This kid is like pioneering FaceTime sex. Virtual reality.
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I wouldn't even think to do that. Dude, I told
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Milk Hunter and he screamed. He was like, who is
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this child? He needs to be in a position of power.
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He's a genius.
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Dude. He's 13. Imagine the shit he's going to be
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doing when he's 23. How is he? Dude, I've never
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thought of that.
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Wow. The girlfriend has her face up on the screen
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and comes all over his phone.
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Like, I truly... The parents? Okay, yeah, wait. Okay, yeah,
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back up. That's what Milt Hunter asked. He was like,
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hold on, hold on. How did they find out?
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So I guess they walked in and his phone was
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covered in fucking cum and they were freaking out at
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him like, we fucking pay for this phone.
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How dare you? What are you doing? And guess what
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his response was? What? Mom, I have the waterproof OtterBox.
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No!
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What the fuck? The Otter Box. Of course. Oh, my God.
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So I just think the world truly underestimates the horniness
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of humans in general, but specifically the 13-year-old male.
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00:21:19.289 --> 00:21:23.349
For sure. Like, seriously? Wow. He has pioneering ideas. No
492
00:21:23.430 --> 00:21:24.369
one's doing this. That is a legend.
493
00:21:24.430 --> 00:21:27.079
What person is getting a waterproof Otter Box so they
494
00:21:27.099 --> 00:21:29.420
can come on their girlfriend's face and pretend it's real?
495
00:21:29.500 --> 00:21:29.680
Wow.
496
00:21:30.220 --> 00:21:33.539
Honestly. I mean, the point of view. The POV shot.
497
00:21:33.779 --> 00:21:38.119
I mean. My God. Wow. I am very impressed.
498
00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:40.279
If any Daddy Gang members out there want to try it,
499
00:21:41.089 --> 00:21:42.619
go get yourself a waterproof case.
500
00:21:42.640 --> 00:21:44.589
Get after it. Get insurance.
501
00:21:44.750 --> 00:21:47.049
Get the iPhone X and make sure you get insurance
502
00:21:47.130 --> 00:21:49.430
on that thing. Start giving facials to your fucking iPhone.
503
00:21:49.490 --> 00:21:52.390
My God. The world we live in today. I love it.
504
00:21:52.690 --> 00:21:57.109
Me too. Instagram. Instagram, Instagram, Instagram. What a lovely.
505
00:21:58.460 --> 00:22:01.869
place to be it's the only place people hang out
506
00:22:01.930 --> 00:22:06.309
pretty much the thing is there are people that you
507
00:22:06.390 --> 00:22:09.480
follow cringe follow.
508
00:22:09.059 --> 00:22:11.980
The cringe follow on instagram It's a thing.
509
00:22:12.259 --> 00:22:16.380
You literally follow these people and freak the fuck out
510
00:22:16.400 --> 00:22:18.269
watching what they're posting because it's so insane.
511
00:22:18.289 --> 00:22:20.930
You can't unfollow. You want to unfollow. You're like, this
512
00:22:20.950 --> 00:22:22.250
shit is so ridiculous.
513
00:22:22.269 --> 00:22:24.250
But you can't bring yourself to do it because you
514
00:22:24.390 --> 00:22:26.130
love to hate on it so much.
515
00:22:26.150 --> 00:22:26.680
You love it.
516
00:22:26.930 --> 00:22:27.150
Yes.
517
00:22:27.190 --> 00:22:29.740
For example, I think one of the biggest cringe follows
518
00:22:30.220 --> 00:22:32.539
on the internet right now is Britney Spears.
519
00:22:32.579 --> 00:22:35.339
I mean. What happened? What's going on? I don't know.
520
00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:37.660
Is she well in the head? She's not.
521
00:22:37.779 --> 00:22:40.029
She's literally lost her mind. She has lost her mind.
522
00:22:40.170 --> 00:22:42.970
The thing she posts, like, let's explain. Guys, she will
523
00:22:42.990 --> 00:22:45.470
put on outfits and just, like, walk towards the camera.
524
00:22:45.490 --> 00:22:48.009
It's the way she dances. And then she'll, like, turn
525
00:22:48.049 --> 00:22:49.890
around and walk away and then put on another outfit. Well,
526
00:22:49.910 --> 00:22:51.450
and then she loves to do the filter that we
527
00:22:51.470 --> 00:22:52.220
talked about.
528
00:22:52.619 --> 00:22:55.339
It's horrible. Oh, my God. The filter? The filter. Let's
529
00:22:55.359 --> 00:22:57.519
have a conversation really quick. Someone brought something to my
530
00:22:57.559 --> 00:22:59.819
attention that really disturbed me.
531
00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:00.319
Okay.
532
00:23:00.420 --> 00:23:04.200
And they told me. That there are men, grown ass
533
00:23:04.259 --> 00:23:05.960
men using the filter.
534
00:23:06.980 --> 00:23:09.700
Knock it off. Knock it off. There is no way.
535
00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:11.200
I have never seen that. Have you seen that?
536
00:23:11.220 --> 00:23:13.480
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I, now that I'm thinking, I mean,
537
00:23:13.509 --> 00:23:16.329
I've seen like, like James Charles.
538
00:23:16.509 --> 00:23:20.250
I don't know. Are they doing the dog filter? The heart?
539
00:23:20.269 --> 00:23:22.210
It's like, what filter are these men using?
540
00:23:22.529 --> 00:23:25.309
Okay, PSA to the daddy gang men, if you ever
541
00:23:25.390 --> 00:23:29.240
fucking dare use a Snapchat filter, you are not fuckable.
542
00:23:29.299 --> 00:23:31.980
You are no longer fuckable. I'm sorry, but what are
543
00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:34.960
you fucking doing? I really couldn't believe my ears. And
544
00:23:35.059 --> 00:23:36.759
I don't want to go off on filters again, but
545
00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:38.400
the guy that I was just with this weekend, I
546
00:23:38.420 --> 00:23:39.819
think he made a great point, and I just want
547
00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:41.779
to reiterate it to all the daddy gang females.
548
00:23:42.119 --> 00:23:46.990
He said, when I see a girl posting... the actual
549
00:23:47.130 --> 00:23:49.289
filtered pictures of her with the dog or the heart
550
00:23:49.450 --> 00:23:54.109
on her actual instagram i immediately think this bitch is
551
00:23:54.210 --> 00:23:57.190
ugly in person because if she's not confident enough to
552
00:23:57.269 --> 00:23:59.910
post her you get to post your best pictures on
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00:23:59.950 --> 00:24:03.170
instagram so if she's deciding to post a filtered picture
554
00:24:03.410 --> 00:24:06.279
with the dog shit he was like you obviously think
555
00:24:06.299 --> 00:24:09.240
you're ugly so bitch i'm gonna think you're ugly right.
556
00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:10.519
Like why would i want to fuck you if you
557
00:24:10.539 --> 00:24:12.960
don't even want to fuck your self i totally agree
558
00:24:12.980 --> 00:24:14.720
we gotta stop girl you know what i had a
559
00:24:14.759 --> 00:24:16.599
girl reach out and say okay well we're not all
560
00:24:16.660 --> 00:24:19.220
hot and you know what i say to that is
561
00:24:19.700 --> 00:24:23.059
learn how to photoshop photoshop and facetune sweetheart photoshop and
562
00:24:23.099 --> 00:24:26.539
facetune the second you have a filter people automatically are
563
00:24:26.559 --> 00:24:29.160
like that's not what you guys don't fucking know facetime
564
00:24:29.539 --> 00:24:32.819
facetune oh but they do know when you've got dog
565
00:24:32.900 --> 00:24:34.339
ears are you going to show up on the date
566
00:24:34.380 --> 00:24:36.400
with fucking two ears and a nose.
567
00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:40.039
Fuck no yeah Back to the cringe follow. That was
568
00:24:40.059 --> 00:24:41.839
just a tangent. We got off on a tangent. Girls,
569
00:24:41.859 --> 00:24:43.359
you got to go through and delete every single one
570
00:24:43.380 --> 00:24:45.700
of those. I'm sorry. The cringe follow. The cringe follow.
571
00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:47.089
Let's talk about it. I just want to describe it
572
00:24:47.109 --> 00:24:47.569
a little bit better.
573
00:24:47.609 --> 00:24:47.750
Yeah.
574
00:24:47.849 --> 00:24:51.789
It's when people completely lack any self-awareness. It's gone.
575
00:24:51.809 --> 00:24:52.049
At all.
576
00:24:52.289 --> 00:24:52.509
At all.
577
00:24:52.589 --> 00:24:55.970
It's the people that have like 500 followers, which is
578
00:24:56.210 --> 00:24:57.410
completely fine.
579
00:24:57.450 --> 00:24:57.650
Yeah.
580
00:24:57.789 --> 00:24:57.869
Okay.
581
00:24:57.890 --> 00:24:59.609
Completely fine. But it's when they.
582
00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:04.720
Announce things like, hey, everybody, everyone has been asking me
583
00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:09.250
where I got these. Forever 21 little sandals. I'm going
584
00:25:09.269 --> 00:25:10.029
to post a swipe.
585
00:25:10.089 --> 00:25:11.369
It's like no one asked you.
586
00:25:11.430 --> 00:25:11.609
No.
587
00:25:11.829 --> 00:25:14.160
Your grandma asked you where you got your Forever 21 sandals.
588
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:15.579
Text her. Text her.
589
00:25:15.660 --> 00:25:17.740
It's like that you know when people do that. It's
590
00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:19.880
like your group chat asked you and then you took
591
00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:20.680
to your story.
592
00:25:20.839 --> 00:25:21.079
Yes.
593
00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:22.440
Just answer it in your group chat.
594
00:25:22.660 --> 00:25:24.539
Which, listen, I get there are some people that are
595
00:25:24.589 --> 00:25:27.150
trying to curate their Instagram and they're trying to, that's
596
00:25:27.170 --> 00:25:29.849
how you build it. But there's just a lack of
597
00:25:29.890 --> 00:25:32.210
self-awareness some of these people have when they act as
598
00:25:32.230 --> 00:25:35.809
though they're speaking to millions and they're speaking to 200.
599
00:25:35.809 --> 00:25:38.450
I'm probably just being a hater because I actually am
600
00:25:38.470 --> 00:25:40.119
the worst person with Instagram ever.
601
00:25:40.160 --> 00:25:41.779
Like, I cannot pose for the life of me.
602
00:25:42.259 --> 00:25:44.980
But it's like this self-indulgence.
603
00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:45.400
Yeah.
604
00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:46.059
Yeah.
605
00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:50.759
People filming every single thing that has gone down and
606
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:54.400
they're like, hi, world. I went and got this coffee
607
00:25:54.440 --> 00:25:57.019
from Joe and the juice or whatever. Well, I think
608
00:25:57.039 --> 00:25:58.900
that's what we're saying. It's like, I'm not shitting on
609
00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:01.069
people that have not that many followers. I didn't have
610
00:26:01.089 --> 00:26:02.869
fucking followers at one point in my life. I didn't
611
00:26:02.890 --> 00:26:04.549
know what the fuck I was doing. But you have
612
00:26:04.589 --> 00:26:07.730
to be self-aware that the people that are following you
613
00:26:07.950 --> 00:26:10.269
are people you probably see on a day-to-day fucking basis.
614
00:26:10.490 --> 00:26:11.769
And they don't need to know that you're getting a
615
00:26:11.789 --> 00:26:16.509
fucking Starbucks every fucking day. Or the people that post
616
00:26:16.869 --> 00:26:21.930
inside jokes on their story. It's an inside joke between us.
617
00:26:22.170 --> 00:26:24.750
the one person and maybe two or three of their
618
00:26:24.829 --> 00:26:28.059
friends and they put it on their story and nobody
619
00:26:28.099 --> 00:26:31.400
gets it not one person gets it except the two
620
00:26:31.440 --> 00:26:33.400
or three people right it's like a cryptic message and
621
00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:36.519
it's like you want attention not bad right a lot
622
00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:38.200
of times people will do it to like show that
623
00:26:38.220 --> 00:26:40.559
they're talking to certain people you know what i mean
624
00:26:40.579 --> 00:26:42.660
like if a guy's in their group chat they want
625
00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:44.069
to put it on their story so people know that
626
00:26:44.109 --> 00:26:45.930
like oh i'm in a group chat with this guy
627
00:26:45.990 --> 00:26:48.309
yes it's like don't do that the only time i
628
00:26:48.329 --> 00:26:51.769
will ever post pictures of a conversation is when it
629
00:26:51.829 --> 00:26:54.329
relates to the masses like if it's about like i'm
630
00:26:54.349 --> 00:26:56.950
talking to milf hunter about like side hoes for anyone
631
00:26:57.150 --> 00:26:59.819
i've seen what you post right anyone could see conversations
632
00:26:59.859 --> 00:27:02.460
you post and understand immediately what i'm talking about the
633
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:04.680
joke is and guys listen we are not shitting on
634
00:27:04.720 --> 00:27:06.200
people i feel like people are gonna be like okay
635
00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:09.579
we can't talk shit it's fun we're just talking shit
636
00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:11.920
stop being so fucking sensitive but people need to stop
637
00:27:11.960 --> 00:27:13.869
doing this shit the people that have a lot of
638
00:27:13.910 --> 00:27:16.829
followers for example i'm gonna call this girl rocky barnes
639
00:27:17.869 --> 00:27:21.170
oh what is she doing i didn't i point this
640
00:27:21.329 --> 00:27:23.839
out to you yes i love and now it pisses
641
00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:28.420
me off her her pictures like everything is so amazing
642
00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:33.519
yeah she hashtags her photos talking in third person and
643
00:27:33.579 --> 00:27:36.539
when someone talks in third person i'm done with you
644
00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:37.880
i want to punch you in the face i'm actually
645
00:27:37.900 --> 00:27:42.269
done it's like rocky takes london rocky takes china rocky
646
00:27:42.309 --> 00:27:45.470
takes dunkin donuts yeah for the first time shut up
647
00:27:45.589 --> 00:27:48.150
do not talk about yourself in third person that's so
648
00:27:48.230 --> 00:27:50.880
self-indulgent i loved her until i started seeing it's just
649
00:27:50.950 --> 00:27:55.539
annoying rocky takes mykonos shut up Can you imagine?
650
00:27:55.700 --> 00:27:58.299
Alex takes Mykonos. No, Sophia takes Mykonos.
651
00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:01.740
I would have 70 people DM me of my family
652
00:28:01.779 --> 00:28:03.289
and friends and be like, don't.
653
00:28:03.549 --> 00:28:04.910
Are you well? Yeah.
654
00:28:05.130 --> 00:28:08.450
Guys, I think it's just having self-awareness on the internet. Listen,
655
00:28:08.549 --> 00:28:11.130
I have posted some cringy fucking stupid shit. And then
656
00:28:11.269 --> 00:28:13.569
I have someone like Sophia be like, delete. And I
657
00:28:13.589 --> 00:28:14.380
do the same for you.
658
00:28:14.410 --> 00:28:16.519
Right. But it's just be self-aware. Self-aware.
659
00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:20.039
Be self-aware on the fucking internet. But also don't because
660
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:21.539
I also love following it and.
661
00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:23.200
Hating on it. It's so good.
662
00:28:23.430 --> 00:28:24.950
I want to go back because you brought up the
663
00:28:24.990 --> 00:28:27.549
guys using the filters and we need to address men now.
664
00:28:27.829 --> 00:28:30.430
We've got our cringe follows for girls because girls have
665
00:28:30.490 --> 00:28:32.700
way more leeway to do this shit because we're always
666
00:28:32.779 --> 00:28:34.039
posting whatever.
667
00:28:34.380 --> 00:28:36.200
I know, it's kind of unfair for guys. I know,
668
00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:36.500
it is.
669
00:28:36.779 --> 00:28:39.220
They can't really be a cringe follow. However, yes, they can,
670
00:28:39.279 --> 00:28:41.740
because hello, we're back at it again. Daddy gang, men,
671
00:28:41.869 --> 00:28:43.589
listen the fuck up. We told you if you use
672
00:28:43.630 --> 00:28:47.230
a filter, you're unfuckable. Let's talk about their poses, Sophia,
673
00:28:47.690 --> 00:28:50.450
in their pictures. Alex and I were sitting in our
674
00:28:50.509 --> 00:28:56.410
living room slash kitchen slash family room slash all purpose
675
00:28:56.599 --> 00:28:58.640
room because we are poor as shit.
676
00:28:58.660 --> 00:28:59.119
Okay.
677
00:29:00.259 --> 00:29:02.480
We were sitting in there and we started talking about
678
00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:04.339
the poses and I'm going to try to explain this
679
00:29:04.420 --> 00:29:05.400
one as best as I can.
680
00:29:05.460 --> 00:29:05.700
Yes.
681
00:29:06.339 --> 00:29:07.759
It's a man. A man.
682
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:14.880
He's standing there, chin up, eyes looking down, feet like.
683
00:29:14.740 --> 00:29:20.250
A little bit... Spread apart. Spread apart. Arms... down and
684
00:29:20.349 --> 00:29:22.630
the one hand is holding his wrist.
685
00:29:22.670 --> 00:29:22.950
Yeah.
686
00:29:23.029 --> 00:29:25.180
The hands together in like a clasp situation. In like
687
00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:27.380
a clasp situation. Near, I think it would be near
688
00:29:27.460 --> 00:29:32.940
his genitalia. Yes. Okay. And his shoulders are broad and back.
689
00:29:33.059 --> 00:29:34.529
So it's like a power stance?
690
00:29:34.589 --> 00:29:34.849
Yes.
691
00:29:35.049 --> 00:29:37.569
And you know, sometimes they'll get really crazy and they
692
00:29:37.589 --> 00:29:39.390
will be like five of them and they're all doing it.
693
00:29:39.450 --> 00:29:39.869
Oh my God.
694
00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:43.480
So to that i hope i say i hope that
695
00:29:43.549 --> 00:29:46.470
i just explained that correctly because you know what we're
696
00:29:46.490 --> 00:29:48.210
gonna do we're gonna take a picture tonight and we're
697
00:29:48.230 --> 00:29:49.930
gonna post it on our instagram tomorrow guys go look
698
00:29:49.950 --> 00:29:51.730
at our instagram by now we will post a picture
699
00:29:51.789 --> 00:29:53.240
we're gonna do it knock it.
700
00:29:53.190 --> 00:29:55.140
The fuck off alex what was the one you brought
701
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:56.640
up i brought.
702
00:29:56.279 --> 00:29:58.700
Up the one no it's true that one is so
703
00:29:58.740 --> 00:30:00.640
fucking bad i hope we explained it well oh my
704
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:05.000
god this one is the fucking one finger like sideways
705
00:30:05.059 --> 00:30:07.680
pointed up it's like yes up yeah it's like or
706
00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:10.269
like number one no it's like they're pointing to like
707
00:30:10.329 --> 00:30:13.529
the sky like heaven hey like bless up like number
708
00:30:13.690 --> 00:30:16.509
one or like when they're with someone like famous they'll
709
00:30:16.529 --> 00:30:18.329
like kind of point at him like point.
710
00:30:18.210 --> 00:30:21.369
Up Knock it the fuck off. Knock it off. Knock
711
00:30:21.430 --> 00:30:21.599
it off.
712
00:30:21.670 --> 00:30:24.819
Knock it the fuck off. It's truly like it really
713
00:30:24.859 --> 00:30:27.299
to girls. I think that's just like the weirdest pose.
714
00:30:27.619 --> 00:30:29.660
None of us know what you're doing. You guys think
715
00:30:29.700 --> 00:30:32.079
it's like for the boys and girls think it's disgusting.
716
00:30:32.099 --> 00:30:34.460
The problem, though, is when they get their friends involved
717
00:30:34.509 --> 00:30:35.390
and they're all doing this.
718
00:30:35.430 --> 00:30:39.190
Dear God. It's like they're about to drop a mixtape. Literally. Okay, guys,
719
00:30:39.289 --> 00:30:41.269
it's just you need to be self-aware. Unless you're doing
720
00:30:41.289 --> 00:30:43.089
it ironically. As a joke. Then fine.
721
00:30:43.609 --> 00:30:47.119
Okay, so I was talking to Sophia about this and
722
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:49.059
we brought Milt Hunter into it. We were having a
723
00:30:49.099 --> 00:30:52.920
big conversation last night because it is something huge. So
724
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:54.789
first and foremost, I want to say to the Daddy
725
00:30:54.829 --> 00:30:59.130
Gang that we always talk about like getting people to
726
00:30:59.170 --> 00:30:59.890
double text.
727
00:31:00.009 --> 00:31:02.720
It's like you win if you double text. Or that
728
00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:03.599
you get the double text.
729
00:31:03.700 --> 00:31:07.319
But I do want to make it clear that if
730
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:10.380
you don't get a text back from them, it's not
731
00:31:10.460 --> 00:31:11.869
the end of the world to double text.
732
00:31:11.930 --> 00:31:14.829
No. Okay? I've definitely used the double text.
733
00:31:14.849 --> 00:31:18.309
Like, I need everyone that's listening to this podcast, no
734
00:31:18.329 --> 00:31:20.509
matter what fucking age you are or what game you're playing.
735
00:31:20.710 --> 00:31:22.009
You got to have fucking confidence.
736
00:31:22.109 --> 00:31:22.289
Uh-huh.
737
00:31:22.569 --> 00:31:24.559
That... Fake it till you make it, baby. Right.
738
00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:27.400
This is something that I want to bring to you
739
00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.799
guys that I use in almost every time I'm dating
740
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:34.609
a guy. So... It's basically, I like to say, it's
741
00:31:34.829 --> 00:31:39.450
having an inside joke before you leave a hangout. This
742
00:31:39.490 --> 00:31:42.269
is what I mean by that. If it's your first hangout,
743
00:31:42.329 --> 00:31:46.210
if it's your first few hangouts, everyone's always freaking out saying,
744
00:31:46.349 --> 00:31:48.609
holy shit, what am I going to text him if
745
00:31:48.650 --> 00:31:50.910
he doesn't text me? Or what should I text her
746
00:31:50.970 --> 00:31:56.099
once she leaves, etc.? If you can find some type
747
00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:58.819
of common ground with someone, like if you can find
748
00:31:58.859 --> 00:32:01.569
something you both love or you both hate or even
749
00:32:01.690 --> 00:32:02.529
just in the moment.
750
00:32:02.549 --> 00:32:04.509
Just something that you guys have discussed. Yes.
751
00:32:04.690 --> 00:32:08.990
Something in the moment, food, whatever. When you leave that hangout,
752
00:32:09.710 --> 00:32:13.579
then when you're struggling for something to strike up conversation with,
753
00:32:13.910 --> 00:32:15.119
you go to one of those things.
754
00:32:15.180 --> 00:32:16.339
Right. It's the best.
755
00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:16.720
Yeah.
756
00:32:16.740 --> 00:32:17.359
It's easiest.
757
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:21.619
It's so much better than you saying, hey, how was
758
00:32:21.660 --> 00:32:22.240
your day?
759
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:25.289
Oh, yeah. Hey, how are you doing? I fucking hate
760
00:32:25.329 --> 00:32:27.309
those texts. Those are the worst. It's like, great, how
761
00:32:27.349 --> 00:32:29.769
was yours? And then you have this, this is the thing.
762
00:32:29.990 --> 00:32:33.430
People fear that like blank, awkward conversation because it's like
763
00:32:33.589 --> 00:32:35.309
after we talk about our day, what is there left
764
00:32:35.349 --> 00:32:37.769
to talk about? So basically this makes it easier for
765
00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:40.819
you to just continue conversations. If you're worried you don't
766
00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:42.279
know what to say, you're going to hit them with
767
00:32:42.500 --> 00:32:45.180
an inside joke or a topic and you're fucking in.
768
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:47.380
Basically finding pet peeves or shit they love. Yeah.
769
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:49.599
So, and I think it's brilliant. Yeah.
770
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:51.960
And I think if you don't have an inside joke,
771
00:32:51.980 --> 00:32:54.119
like if you guys didn't really connect on anything, make
772
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:54.559
something up.
773
00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:56.779
I am the queen.
774
00:32:57.059 --> 00:32:58.579
Oh, we just talked about how we were going to
775
00:32:58.619 --> 00:33:01.099
go to the hospital to get out of something. I'd
776
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:03.460
be like, I just saw the craziest thing on the street.
777
00:33:03.519 --> 00:33:05.359
And I'm like, I live in New York, so it's believable.
778
00:33:05.460 --> 00:33:07.339
And nothing fucking happened. I just make it up and
779
00:33:07.380 --> 00:33:09.720
I text him about it. And then we start a conversation.
780
00:33:09.740 --> 00:33:11.240
Nothing wrong with a little white lie.
781
00:33:11.329 --> 00:33:12.769
So this is.
782
00:33:12.630 --> 00:33:14.569
What Milt Hunter has been recently doing with one of
783
00:33:14.609 --> 00:33:16.269
his recent conquests. And I want to share it with
784
00:33:16.309 --> 00:33:19.029
you all. So he said right now he's talking to
785
00:33:19.069 --> 00:33:22.210
this girl who hates little dogs, like hates.
786
00:33:22.410 --> 00:33:22.690
Okay.
787
00:33:22.750 --> 00:33:26.589
So what he does is he will send her pictures
788
00:33:26.630 --> 00:33:29.009
of little dogs all the time. Like whenever he's out
789
00:33:29.410 --> 00:33:31.230
walking around, if he sees a little dog, he will
790
00:33:31.269 --> 00:33:32.430
take a picture of it or a video.
791
00:33:32.450 --> 00:33:34.390
That's already so funny. Already so funny. Okay.
792
00:33:34.890 --> 00:33:37.650
Then what he will do is he will follow up
793
00:33:37.690 --> 00:33:41.619
that picture or video with a video of himself. He
794
00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:43.900
takes the camera and he points it down at his feet.
795
00:33:44.630 --> 00:33:47.450
And he will take a video of himself punting the
796
00:33:47.670 --> 00:33:49.549
air to make it look.
797
00:33:49.109 --> 00:33:51.630
Like he's punting the dog. OK, that's hilarious. Right.
798
00:33:51.670 --> 00:33:53.920
So he's like basically because they had a joke. It's like, yeah,
799
00:33:53.940 --> 00:33:55.779
you can punt a dog. Then it's not a dog.
800
00:33:55.799 --> 00:33:56.440
That's so funny.
801
00:33:56.460 --> 00:34:00.200
So he said she fucking loves it. He said she
802
00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:03.039
thinks it's so funny. She'll joke with him and be like, wait, no, no. Like,
803
00:34:03.119 --> 00:34:05.359
I like that one. Like, don't punt that one. Or like, wait, no,
804
00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:06.779
that one's cute. Or like, yeah, punt that one.
805
00:34:06.819 --> 00:34:07.319
It's too small.
806
00:34:07.700 --> 00:34:10.360
So, and then MILF Hunter said, imagine.
807
00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:10.579
Me, Cooper.
808
00:34:10.619 --> 00:34:13.300
He's like, imagine me in public when I'm sending these videos.
809
00:34:13.510 --> 00:34:15.889
People are fucking staring at me as I'm just punting
810
00:34:15.949 --> 00:34:17.809
the air. Okay, and then he can bring that up.
811
00:34:17.809 --> 00:34:18.110
Right.
812
00:34:18.289 --> 00:34:21.090
He literally said she thinks it's so goofy and cute
813
00:34:21.150 --> 00:34:23.659
that he does that in public.
814
00:34:23.699 --> 00:34:23.949
Yeah.
815
00:34:24.070 --> 00:34:26.460
And risks looking like an idiot. I love it. To
816
00:34:26.519 --> 00:34:29.719
send it to her. God, MILF Hunter. He just doesn't stop.
817
00:34:29.760 --> 00:34:32.179
He said, honestly, I don't give a fuck if it's
818
00:34:32.260 --> 00:34:33.760
goofy and it looks stupid to people.
819
00:34:33.989 --> 00:34:35.489
I want to fuck her. So I'm going to fucking
820
00:34:35.530 --> 00:34:36.670
do whatever it takes to fuck her.
821
00:34:36.929 --> 00:34:39.170
And if she wants me to fucking pump the goddamn air,
822
00:34:39.190 --> 00:34:42.710
I'll pump the goddamn air. So I think little, dude,
823
00:34:42.789 --> 00:34:47.360
that for me, I would fucking love that. Because listen, guys,
824
00:34:47.420 --> 00:34:50.440
listen up right there is immediately.
825
00:34:50.460 --> 00:34:54.940
He can. Honestly, he has no limit to how much
826
00:34:54.980 --> 00:34:55.619
he can text her.
827
00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:58.820
He can continue... The minute he sees a dog, he
828
00:34:58.840 --> 00:35:01.030
can text her. He can double text. And if she
829
00:35:01.090 --> 00:35:04.610
wasn't that into him, that right there would make me
830
00:35:04.650 --> 00:35:07.849
want to talk to someone. This is what Milf Hunter called...
831
00:35:07.710 --> 00:35:10.170
He says, this is the funny flirting.
832
00:35:10.329 --> 00:35:10.590
Okay?
833
00:35:10.630 --> 00:35:14.570
He said, there is a problem with men that they
834
00:35:14.730 --> 00:35:18.650
think flirting is just by telling a girl she's beautiful
835
00:35:18.769 --> 00:35:19.809
a hundred times.
836
00:35:20.190 --> 00:35:20.429
No.
837
00:35:20.550 --> 00:35:20.829
He said.
838
00:35:21.550 --> 00:35:24.329
I'm not a 10. I'm not rich. So I have
839
00:35:24.409 --> 00:35:27.130
to be funny. And he said, all of these girls,
840
00:35:27.190 --> 00:35:28.809
he said, it took me so long to realize it
841
00:35:28.829 --> 00:35:30.630
in high school. He's like, all these girls that are
842
00:35:30.710 --> 00:35:32.880
fucking 10s are dating these guys that look like they're
843
00:35:32.889 --> 00:35:34.980
about to be fucking accountants. And he's like, what the
844
00:35:35.019 --> 00:35:37.920
fuck is it? And he realized it's because they're fucking funny.
845
00:35:38.219 --> 00:35:41.039
If you can make a girl laugh on the phone,
846
00:35:41.099 --> 00:35:43.059
over text, in person, you're fucking in.
847
00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:44.239
It sounds so.
848
00:35:44.030 --> 00:35:48.570
Cliche, but personality especially matters. for men can get you
849
00:35:48.650 --> 00:35:49.409
so fucking far.
850
00:35:49.510 --> 00:35:50.809
It's so true. So far.
851
00:35:50.849 --> 00:35:51.190
It is.
852
00:35:51.349 --> 00:35:53.369
I swear to God, I think that's more important to
853
00:35:53.409 --> 00:35:54.730
me than if a guy's hot. I do too.
854
00:35:54.829 --> 00:35:57.820
So guys, I think find this type of inside joke
855
00:35:57.840 --> 00:35:59.139
with a girl because you're fucking in.
856
00:35:59.260 --> 00:35:59.579
Yeah.
857
00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:01.659
Boom. And the same goes for girls. You can do
858
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:04.940
the same fucking thing. So we're going to talk about sex, guys. Honestly,
859
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:07.179
before we talk about sex, we just got to... We
860
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:08.119
have a quick PSA.
861
00:36:08.159 --> 00:36:08.380
Yeah.
862
00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:12.349
Because girls have been writing in saying, my man literally
863
00:36:12.389 --> 00:36:15.869
will not switch positions. Like it's either missionary the whole time.
864
00:36:15.969 --> 00:36:16.309
It's either.
865
00:36:16.820 --> 00:36:19.300
doggy the whole time it's two positions the entire time
866
00:36:19.340 --> 00:36:22.019
no you're falling asleep no no no men you gotta
867
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:24.119
switch it up and don't do it so much because
868
00:36:24.139 --> 00:36:26.119
then it's so annoying and then you can't have an
869
00:36:26.179 --> 00:36:30.219
orgasm absolutely but guys it can be so simple yes
870
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:33.280
you're doing a missionary and then you can kind of
871
00:36:33.380 --> 00:36:35.840
flip her on her side love that and then you
872
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.780
can flip her onto her tummy oh and it's like
873
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:47.510
this rotating fun situation yes like the rotisserie chicken oh Okay,
874
00:36:47.570 --> 00:36:48.329
this is a new.
875
00:36:48.349 --> 00:36:49.690
The rotisserie chicken.
876
00:36:49.789 --> 00:36:52.630
Who doesn't love a good rotisserie chicken move?
877
00:36:53.090 --> 00:36:57.269
Like, whoa! Guys, the rotisserie chicken move... A classic. It
878
00:36:57.329 --> 00:36:58.489
really is a classic.
879
00:36:58.590 --> 00:37:01.130
And if you are a woman who likes to have
880
00:37:01.150 --> 00:37:04.010
the warm embrace of not one but two men, this
881
00:37:04.449 --> 00:37:08.679
is a beautiful move. One... Are you saying this is
882
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:11.710
how you ease into a DP, Sophia? That was your subtle.
883
00:37:11.389 --> 00:37:13.179
Way of being like... Well, no, no, no.
884
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:15.480
This is a little different because DP... We just love
885
00:37:15.500 --> 00:37:16.440
talking about DPs. We do.
886
00:37:16.889 --> 00:37:19.630
DP is one in the butt, one in the vagina.
887
00:37:19.690 --> 00:37:20.590
Yep. Yes.
888
00:37:20.730 --> 00:37:24.469
This is a little bit different. Okay. Where his dick
889
00:37:24.550 --> 00:37:26.920
is in your mouth. Oh, and then the other dick.
890
00:37:26.940 --> 00:37:30.000
The other dick could be in either the vagina or
891
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:32.179
the butt. So it's really up to you. Oh, variety.
892
00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:35.269
And they spin you around. Sometimes you're giving him head
893
00:37:35.329 --> 00:37:39.039
on your back. sometimes on your side, sometimes on your belly.
894
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:41.099
And it's literally like a rotisserie chicken.
895
00:37:41.119 --> 00:37:41.739
Oh my God.
896
00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:44.510
And tell me that's not the cutest thing you've ever heard.
897
00:37:44.590 --> 00:37:48.670
That is so cute, Sophia. The rotisserie chicken. Like a
898
00:37:48.670 --> 00:37:50.869
rotisserie chicken you see when you like go to get
899
00:37:50.909 --> 00:37:53.929
a kebab. Right. Just kind of like floating around. Yeah.
900
00:37:53.989 --> 00:37:56.889
Rotating around. Yeah. Wow. Every girl's going to want to
901
00:37:56.909 --> 00:37:59.949
be a rotisserie chicken this weekend. I know I do. Yeah,
902
00:38:00.030 --> 00:38:02.789
I know I do. Sign me right up. Come on
903
00:38:02.849 --> 00:38:05.949
down for a big rotisserie. I mean, that's great.
904
00:38:05.969 --> 00:38:06.349
Yeah.
905
00:38:06.389 --> 00:38:10.219
Guys, the point is to just switch positions.
906
00:38:10.510 --> 00:38:12.300
So, yeah, I mean, you can do it solo. You
907
00:38:12.320 --> 00:38:14.079
don't need two men in her. But if you want
908
00:38:14.099 --> 00:38:16.719
to add two, you can. But just just rotate her around.
909
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:22.300
Now I want to transition to something called a blowjob.
910
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:23.079
What?
911
00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:25.460
I know it's kind of crazy. I don't even really
912
00:38:25.519 --> 00:38:29.909
know how to give blowjobs, but. I think maybe I'll give,
913
00:38:30.030 --> 00:38:31.300
I'll give a whack at it.
914
00:38:31.309 --> 00:38:32.909
I want to just hear what you have to say
915
00:38:32.929 --> 00:38:37.730
for yourself. All right, motherfuckers. So in the past. We
916
00:38:37.769 --> 00:38:39.449
have obviously taught you the gluck luck.
917
00:38:39.510 --> 00:38:42.530
Alex, I don't even know what the hell could come
918
00:38:42.610 --> 00:38:46.010
out of your mouth right now to actually make a
919
00:38:46.050 --> 00:38:48.349
blowjob even better and more intense.
920
00:38:48.469 --> 00:38:49.969
What are you about to say?
921
00:38:49.989 --> 00:38:52.269
I told Sophia today, I was like, hey, I just
922
00:38:52.289 --> 00:38:54.750
want to add a little segment about blowjobs.
923
00:38:54.769 --> 00:38:55.610
I have a little thing.
924
00:38:55.909 --> 00:38:59.199
And she was like, Alex, what could you possibly add?
925
00:38:59.300 --> 00:39:01.000
I'm like, oh my God, there's so much. But this
926
00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:02.320
is just a little thing. It will only take me
927
00:39:02.340 --> 00:39:03.239
like 15 minutes.
928
00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:05.500
She's like, what? No, I promise I'll keep it short.
929
00:39:05.659 --> 00:39:09.739
So- basically i want to talk about blowjobs featuring saliva
930
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:12.559
really quickly and now in the gluck luck if you
931
00:39:12.599 --> 00:39:15.480
guys didn't listen to it episode three you know religiously
932
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:18.679
study that one but we're actually on urban dictionary someone
933
00:39:18.969 --> 00:39:22.550
submitted the definition to urban dictionary which is so dope
934
00:39:22.829 --> 00:39:24.969
so so if you guys our parents are gonna be
935
00:39:25.110 --> 00:39:28.690
oh so proud we made it baby so basically in
936
00:39:28.710 --> 00:39:31.679
the gluck gluck we talk about how it needs to
937
00:39:31.739 --> 00:39:34.530
have a level of saliva that is second to none
938
00:39:34.570 --> 00:39:36.329
like this thing needs to be lubed the fuck up
939
00:39:36.369 --> 00:39:38.730
with your spit But today I want to talk to
940
00:39:38.769 --> 00:39:42.070
you guys about something because I don't think that I
941
00:39:42.449 --> 00:39:43.869
really emphasize it enough.
942
00:39:43.889 --> 00:39:45.690
Thank God. Thank God. Thank God.
943
00:39:45.710 --> 00:39:49.630
Because I was like, what kind of bullshit blowjob have
944
00:39:49.730 --> 00:39:53.650
we been talking about? So when you're giving head, if
945
00:39:53.710 --> 00:39:56.969
you want to be sloppy, that thing is not staying
946
00:39:57.010 --> 00:39:58.510
in your mouth the whole time. Right.
947
00:39:58.570 --> 00:39:58.880
Okay.
948
00:39:59.530 --> 00:40:02.400
The wise words of Milt's punter. If she does not
949
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:07.400
smack my dick on her cheek, lips, tongue. Or face,
950
00:40:07.900 --> 00:40:09.500
it isn't a top-notch blowjob.
951
00:40:09.519 --> 00:40:09.960
Okay.
952
00:40:10.219 --> 00:40:14.159
I actually knew that trick. So, like, this thing, okay? So,
953
00:40:14.340 --> 00:40:16.960
I'm going to call this... This is, like, we're talking about, like,
954
00:40:16.980 --> 00:40:20.280
a little band here, okay? So, his dick is the drumstick.
955
00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:23.960
Your face is the drums. And you slap it all around.
956
00:40:24.059 --> 00:40:26.059
And here comes your rock band solo.
957
00:40:26.179 --> 00:40:28.179
Okay, girls? Here we go!
958
00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:28.260
So.
959
00:40:29.820 --> 00:40:33.159
When you are going to pull his dick out of
960
00:40:33.219 --> 00:40:35.949
your mouth mid blowjob, you are going to try to
961
00:40:36.050 --> 00:40:39.630
pull out and have gathered up so much saliva in
962
00:40:39.690 --> 00:40:42.909
your mouth that when you're pulling off on the tip,
963
00:40:44.329 --> 00:40:48.719
the spit from your mouth. is going to stay connected
964
00:40:48.739 --> 00:40:49.780
to the tip.
965
00:40:49.599 --> 00:40:50.199
Of his dick.
966
00:40:50.219 --> 00:40:52.440
So it's like a string of saliva coming off. It
967
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:55.579
is literally like a, we're calling this the jump rope.
968
00:40:55.699 --> 00:40:56.079
Okay.
969
00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:59.530
Oh, the long strand of saliva is the rope held
970
00:40:59.570 --> 00:41:00.639
by his dick in your lips.
971
00:41:00.820 --> 00:41:01.489
Okay.
972
00:41:01.570 --> 00:41:03.789
This is a veteran move guys. And I want every
973
00:41:03.849 --> 00:41:06.989
fucking daddy gang girl to add this. And guys, you
974
00:41:07.010 --> 00:41:09.090
have your tongue out while you're doing this. So once
975
00:41:09.110 --> 00:41:10.989
you get off his dick, your, your tongue is out
976
00:41:11.030 --> 00:41:13.590
of your mouth. The saliva is connected to your tongue
977
00:41:13.630 --> 00:41:14.409
and to the top of his dick.
978
00:41:14.429 --> 00:41:14.610
Okay.
979
00:41:14.630 --> 00:41:14.789
Okay.
980
00:41:15.110 --> 00:41:18.230
How much eye contact should you be doing? The whole time?
981
00:41:18.269 --> 00:41:20.570
No, not the whole time, but for this specific move,
982
00:41:20.590 --> 00:41:24.289
you are looking up at him like you are fucking fiending.
983
00:41:24.309 --> 00:41:24.739
You are degraded.
984
00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:25.469
You are degraded.
985
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:28.199
It's like, what's the fucking Lady and the Tramp movie
986
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:30.360
when they're doing this? Oh, with the spaghetti? Leave it
987
00:41:30.380 --> 00:41:33.659
to Cooper to make a fucking Disney movie sexualized. But yes,
988
00:41:33.739 --> 00:41:36.480
you want that string to be literally as long as
989
00:41:36.539 --> 00:41:37.019
it can go.
990
00:41:37.059 --> 00:41:37.880
Wow, okay.
991
00:41:37.940 --> 00:41:41.579
So, now that you have that spit and it's disconnected,
992
00:41:42.340 --> 00:41:47.159
you are going to basically... take his dick now and
993
00:41:47.219 --> 00:41:50.369
you should be rubbing it on the sides of your
994
00:41:50.530 --> 00:41:54.730
cheek tapping it on your um your tongue okay like
995
00:41:55.010 --> 00:41:56.969
i know this sounds like weird to girls and you're
996
00:41:56.989 --> 00:42:00.250
like is this gonna look hot yeah like you're basically
997
00:42:00.449 --> 00:42:02.550
what are the fucking instagram ads that you get like
998
00:42:02.570 --> 00:42:05.969
the face cleaner massager his dick is one of those
999
00:42:06.010 --> 00:42:08.929
yeah i'm imagining like a big like marker when i
1000
00:42:08.949 --> 00:42:11.429
was a little and just putting it on your face.
1001
00:42:11.730 --> 00:42:13.550
And what you're going to be doing is the whole
1002
00:42:13.590 --> 00:42:16.960
time you're doing this guys, you have your mouth wide
1003
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:20.260
open with your tongue still out. And occasionally you're still
1004
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:22.519
licking it. And then you're putting it on the side
1005
00:42:22.860 --> 00:42:25.699
of your cheek. You're rubbing it on both cheeks, but
1006
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:29.429
this spit move, I'm promising you girls, if you can
1007
00:42:29.530 --> 00:42:32.530
get it so nasty and wet, and there is a
1008
00:42:32.690 --> 00:42:35.949
strand of saliva that is literally hanging off of his
1009
00:42:35.989 --> 00:42:38.329
dick and your tongue, He is going to be like,
1010
00:42:38.670 --> 00:42:42.090
this girl is a fucking savage. We've said it a
1011
00:42:42.110 --> 00:42:42.829
million times.
1012
00:42:42.969 --> 00:42:47.079
It's true. The nastier. The better. The uglier you look. Legit.
1013
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:49.320
The messier. The better. The better.
1014
00:42:49.539 --> 00:42:53.550
Mildhunter said, I love women. When my balls and like
1015
00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:56.309
gooch area are drowning in a puddle of saliva that
1016
00:42:56.349 --> 00:42:59.530
has accumulated while she's going to work. It's the sexiest
1017
00:42:59.570 --> 00:43:03.030
fucking thing. It's just, it has to be so sloppy
1018
00:43:03.070 --> 00:43:05.380
that like your mascara is running.
1019
00:43:05.550 --> 00:43:08.039
You're drenched. You have to look like you got hit
1020
00:43:08.059 --> 00:43:10.579
by a car. You do. Or you took a fucking shower.
1021
00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:13.480
Waterboarding is a form of torture in the United States,
1022
00:43:13.500 --> 00:43:16.179
but we fucking, we condone it on call her daddy
1023
00:43:16.219 --> 00:43:21.179
with the dick. Try to perfect the saliva detaching. Literally
1024
00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:25.070
once you're like, fucking five six inches away yeah or
1025
00:43:25.489 --> 00:43:28.840
more you like run across the room you're like it's
1026
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:34.760
still but girls this is so key i just i
1027
00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:36.889
think it's just fucking hot too like guys you're.
1028
00:43:36.809 --> 00:43:38.949
Like what the fuck so the jump The jump rope.
1029
00:43:38.989 --> 00:43:39.730
The jump rope.
1030
00:43:39.750 --> 00:43:42.829
The saliva attached to his dick from your mouth.
1031
00:43:43.050 --> 00:43:43.820
I mean, we're just.
1032
00:43:43.989 --> 00:43:47.139
It's like the Gluck Gluck 9000 fucking elevated.
1033
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:47.579
Elevated.
1034
00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:48.190
I love it.
1035
00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:50.960
It's just each thing, you just can keep ramping it
1036
00:43:51.019 --> 00:43:53.000
up to a gross... I mean, there's a lot more.
1037
00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:54.179
There's a lot more.
1038
00:43:54.500 --> 00:43:58.429
It's all coming. Woo! So blowjobs, guys. Stay tuned. Stay tuned.
1039
00:43:58.449 --> 00:44:00.429
We have it all. All right.
1040
00:44:01.909 --> 00:44:04.050
I just have a little tiny story that I want
1041
00:44:04.070 --> 00:44:06.130
to tell. My favorite time of day.
1042
00:44:06.150 --> 00:44:11.619
Because we were listening to Kanye West and Kid Cudi yesterday. Memories.
1043
00:44:12.019 --> 00:44:16.239
And I casually said, I'm Kid Cudi's arch nemesis. And
1044
00:44:16.340 --> 00:44:17.969
Alex was like, what the hell are you talking about?
1045
00:44:17.989 --> 00:44:18.280
I had no idea.
1046
00:44:18.300 --> 00:44:20.610
I was like, Alex, I told you this fucking story.
1047
00:44:21.030 --> 00:44:22.690
Kid Cudi wants me to die.
1048
00:44:22.710 --> 00:44:26.289
You know, sometimes, Sophia, when you say things, I just,
1049
00:44:26.650 --> 00:44:28.650
it takes me a minute. Because some shit is just
1050
00:44:28.769 --> 00:44:31.119
so outrageous. Let me just explain it to you. Break
1051
00:44:31.179 --> 00:44:33.699
it down. Kid Cudi is not my biggest fan. Okay.
1052
00:44:33.760 --> 00:44:38.380
In fact, I really bother him. I irk him. Okay.
1053
00:44:39.420 --> 00:44:42.199
When I was a young lady. A young thug.
1054
00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:49.250
A young, ratchet, ridiculous, party fiend, psychopath.
1055
00:44:49.469 --> 00:44:49.570
Oh.
1056
00:44:50.110 --> 00:44:53.469
I was at a Kid Cudi concert in Utah. Great.
1057
00:44:53.710 --> 00:44:56.570
And naturally, my clip and extensions had.
1058
00:44:56.489 --> 00:44:57.579
Fallen out of my head.
1059
00:44:57.900 --> 00:45:01.579
And after the concert was over, I was searching the
1060
00:45:01.619 --> 00:45:05.679
ground for them. Wait, that already in itself is fucking funny.
1061
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:08.070
I like want to die. When I think about who
1062
00:45:08.170 --> 00:45:08.929
I was in the.
1063
00:45:08.909 --> 00:45:09.829
Past, I'm like, why?
1064
00:45:09.849 --> 00:45:12.030
We have to post a picture of you. Sophia's hair
1065
00:45:12.050 --> 00:45:17.989
was like. I was a complete blonde. The extensions were,
1066
00:45:18.130 --> 00:45:20.110
I think I was holding two of the clips and
1067
00:45:20.130 --> 00:45:21.289
then the rest were on the ground.
1068
00:45:22.030 --> 00:45:22.349
Okay.
1069
00:45:22.449 --> 00:45:24.369
I don't know why I thought I could salvage them,
1070
00:45:24.570 --> 00:45:25.210
but I just did.
1071
00:45:25.250 --> 00:45:25.670
Okay.
1072
00:45:25.929 --> 00:45:27.989
So you got, you went to find your clip and extension.
1073
00:45:28.010 --> 00:45:31.150
So I was perusing the ground for my clip and extensions.
1074
00:45:31.579 --> 00:45:34.099
I couldn't find them. I had a man approach me
1075
00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:36.159
and he was like, Kid Cudi wants you backstage.
1076
00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.079
And I was like. You're like, does he have my extensions?
1077
00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:41.269
I was like, LOL. Do you see what I look
1078
00:45:41.309 --> 00:45:41.929
like right now?
1079
00:45:42.269 --> 00:45:45.389
And at that point I had actually lost my friends
1080
00:45:45.550 --> 00:45:47.570
and I was actually a little bit scared and I
1081
00:45:47.610 --> 00:45:48.289
didn't know where to go.
1082
00:45:48.349 --> 00:45:49.219
So I was like, you know what?
1083
00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:49.699
Sure.
1084
00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:51.420
I'm going to go backstage. Classic.
1085
00:45:52.429 --> 00:45:56.429
I went backstage. I was heavily intoxicated. I don't know
1086
00:45:56.469 --> 00:45:58.110
if I had to like clarify that. I'm sure you
1087
00:45:58.139 --> 00:46:01.940
guys already knew. You already expected Sophia's hammer, but why
1088
00:46:01.980 --> 00:46:02.750
not just say it?
1089
00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:05.940
But I sat, I made myself at home. Let's just
1090
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:06.519
put it that way.
1091
00:46:06.599 --> 00:46:09.619
I sat in a chair that already had like a
1092
00:46:09.699 --> 00:46:12.260
drink that someone had been drinking out of.
1093
00:46:12.699 --> 00:46:13.519
Did I care?
1094
00:46:13.539 --> 00:46:13.599
No.
1095
00:46:15.010 --> 00:46:16.869
I started sipping on that drink as if it was
1096
00:46:16.909 --> 00:46:17.369
my own.
1097
00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:19.599
Didn't even know if there were roofies in it. You
1098
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:22.199
just went to town. Didn't care. Didn't care. Probably at
1099
00:46:22.260 --> 00:46:23.789
that stage in my life, I wanted there to be
1100
00:46:23.829 --> 00:46:27.750
roofies in there because I was a self-destructive, psychotic person. Oh,
1101
00:46:27.789 --> 00:46:32.550
young Sophia. So then Kid Cudi comes up to me.
1102
00:46:32.570 --> 00:46:32.630
Oh.
1103
00:46:33.650 --> 00:46:34.050
Okay.
1104
00:46:34.929 --> 00:46:37.360
And he was like, he said something about how I
1105
00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:39.559
was drinking his drink, but he was very nice about
1106
00:46:39.579 --> 00:46:41.679
it and he was smiling and he was funny about it.
1107
00:46:41.679 --> 00:46:43.360
Okay. And he was like, can I make you one?
1108
00:46:43.420 --> 00:46:45.579
And I said, yeah, that would be great. Okay.
1109
00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:47.920
He was wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt. He was wearing
1110
00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:50.400
a shirt with a picture of Mickey Mouse on it.
1111
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:50.719
Right.
1112
00:46:51.460 --> 00:46:53.440
I thought I would make a little joke. I thought
1113
00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:57.280
I would just open up some conversation. And your sarcasm, baby,
1114
00:46:57.340 --> 00:46:59.239
sometimes goes right over people's heads.
1115
00:46:59.300 --> 00:47:03.579
Sometimes people don't appreciate, you know. But you do. Oh, yeah.
1116
00:47:03.860 --> 00:47:05.760
I get it now, but sometimes people really don't get it.
1117
00:47:05.780 --> 00:47:08.010
It can come off a little. Okay. So I said,
1118
00:47:08.409 --> 00:47:11.030
why are you wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt? Are you
1119
00:47:11.070 --> 00:47:14.630
like 12? Which, you know, in hindsight, that's not really
1120
00:47:14.690 --> 00:47:18.409
that funny. That's actually not funny at all. That's actually
1121
00:47:18.429 --> 00:47:20.530
not funny. Now that I'm thinking about it. No, that's
1122
00:47:20.630 --> 00:47:23.269
not funny. That's like low-key, like, you're a fucking loser.
1123
00:47:23.289 --> 00:47:24.829
Why are you wearing that shirt? You might as well
1124
00:47:24.849 --> 00:47:26.650
have said. I don't know what I was thinking. Right, right.
1125
00:47:26.670 --> 00:47:28.989
But you thought it was funny at the time. Intoxicated
1126
00:47:29.010 --> 00:47:29.840
on some shit.
1127
00:47:29.929 --> 00:47:35.219
Okay. So, Kid Cudi looked at me in a way that...
1128
00:47:35.969 --> 00:47:38.789
Made me feel like there was some disdain on his end.
1129
00:47:38.869 --> 00:47:41.989
He was not. He didn't love it. He didn't laugh.
1130
00:47:42.409 --> 00:47:47.369
He didn't appreciate it. So he turns around. And walks away.
1131
00:47:47.389 --> 00:47:48.760
And I'm like, oh, my God. He's, like, going to
1132
00:47:48.780 --> 00:47:49.260
make me a drink.
1133
00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:49.719
Oh, my God.
1134
00:47:49.739 --> 00:47:50.360
Totally fine.
1135
00:47:50.780 --> 00:47:52.900
Two security guards run up to me.
1136
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:56.380
Pull me out of the chair. They're like, bitch.
1137
00:47:56.500 --> 00:47:58.920
And tell me to get the fuck out.
1138
00:47:58.940 --> 00:48:02.280
You and your ratchet ass weave can get the fuck out. So,
1139
00:48:02.440 --> 00:48:04.769
I'm escorted out. You're like, wait, no, no. Kid Cudi's
1140
00:48:04.789 --> 00:48:07.130
about to get me a drink. Guys, guys, stop.
1141
00:48:07.210 --> 00:48:07.550
Come on.
1142
00:48:07.610 --> 00:48:08.530
I'm escorted out.
1143
00:48:08.929 --> 00:48:13.329
The reason I know that this affected him dearly is because...
1144
00:48:13.440 --> 00:48:18.059
My friend several years later found herself in a hotel
1145
00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:20.099
room with him and she knew this story.
1146
00:48:20.139 --> 00:48:22.920
She's like one of my best friends. Okay. And she
1147
00:48:23.019 --> 00:48:25.199
was speaking to Kid Cudi and she.
1148
00:48:25.139 --> 00:48:26.920
Said, oh my gosh, I think you had like an
1149
00:48:27.079 --> 00:48:30.239
altercation or an interesting interaction with my friend Sophia.
1150
00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:31.619
She said this about your shirt.
1151
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:35.409
He turned around and looked at her and said, I
1152
00:48:35.489 --> 00:48:40.510
remember that girl vividly. And I think that it is
1153
00:48:40.710 --> 00:48:44.699
so messed up to make fun of people's clothing and
1154
00:48:45.780 --> 00:48:49.619
was like dead serious and was like, I do not
1155
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:50.280
like that girl.
1156
00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:51.929
And I'm like, Hold on.
1157
00:48:51.949 --> 00:48:56.110
Fucking Kid Cudi, just stop. I do not like that girl.
1158
00:48:56.170 --> 00:48:58.829
What does this bitch have with Mickey Mouse? There's something
1159
00:48:58.909 --> 00:49:01.199
up with him and his shirt. Are him and Mickey
1160
00:49:01.219 --> 00:49:02.840
Mouse like best friends?
1161
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:06.000
Hold on. Why is he getting so protective over Mickey?
1162
00:49:06.019 --> 00:49:09.099
I do not like that girl. So Kid Cudi, if
1163
00:49:09.139 --> 00:49:10.579
he ever saw you again, he'd be like, get the
1164
00:49:10.619 --> 00:49:13.690
fuck out. He thought it was the most disrespectful thing. Like,
1165
00:49:13.789 --> 00:49:15.349
get over yourself, Kid Cudi.
1166
00:49:15.449 --> 00:49:18.250
I get it. You're an incredible, amazing artist. Right, right, right.
1167
00:49:18.269 --> 00:49:19.780
But just stop. Right? I.
1168
00:49:20.699 --> 00:49:25.599
just love like you in your prime with your ratchet
1169
00:49:25.659 --> 00:49:31.570
hair and you're like watching you walk into backstage holding
1170
00:49:31.889 --> 00:49:35.530
two strands of hair. I was probably holding my shoes.
1171
00:49:36.110 --> 00:49:39.590
I had been crying. I know that scares everywhere. Why
1172
00:49:39.630 --> 00:49:41.829
I was invited backstage. I cannot tell you. And then
1173
00:49:41.869 --> 00:49:44.179
you got fucking kicked out. And then As quick as
1174
00:49:44.219 --> 00:49:47.199
I was invited, I was quickly kicked out, and Kid Cudi.
1175
00:49:47.019 --> 00:49:47.860
Fucking hates me.
1176
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:48.599
You know, guys.
1177
00:49:48.840 --> 00:49:50.940
Just a little mini story for your day. I think, though,
1178
00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:53.119
that's a great story. But, like, I think everyone can
1179
00:49:53.139 --> 00:49:54.469
agree we're Team Sophia here.
1180
00:49:54.530 --> 00:49:56.610
We are Team... We're always Team Sophia. Which I'm talking
1181
00:49:56.630 --> 00:49:58.170
in third... You can do no wrong, baby. I'm talking
1182
00:49:58.190 --> 00:50:00.269
in third person, which I said I would never do, but...
1183
00:50:00.150 --> 00:50:01.250
But here we are. In this case.
1184
00:50:01.329 --> 00:50:03.590
I also think that's just something, like, everyone has their
1185
00:50:03.650 --> 00:50:06.179
ratchet moments, and they're, like, in the moment you feel like,
1186
00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:07.000
fuck me, but.
1187
00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:08.840
Look at us. We're telling this story. It's great. If
1188
00:50:08.860 --> 00:50:11.800
you guys have a shitty fucking night, look at that.
1189
00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:13.840
Look how you turned it around. Right. And guys, I've
1190
00:50:13.860 --> 00:50:15.519
grown up since then. You've grown up. No extensions. You
1191
00:50:15.539 --> 00:50:17.190
don't have hair extensions.
1192
00:50:17.210 --> 00:50:17.269
No.
1193
00:50:18.909 --> 00:50:23.369
Question. Question. A question's all the way. Okay. Some girl
1194
00:50:23.389 --> 00:50:24.579
wrote in and said she does like it.
1195
00:50:24.610 --> 00:50:25.929
So I'm going to keep doing it until you guys
1196
00:50:25.949 --> 00:50:26.760
tell me otherwise.
1197
00:50:27.300 --> 00:50:29.019
Okay. Lego. So, okay.
1198
00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:33.139
I feel like my sex life with my boyfriend was
1199
00:50:33.159 --> 00:50:36.840
getting a little stale. So we were watching TV and oh,
1200
00:50:36.900 --> 00:50:38.920
this is something, sorry to cut myself off, but this
1201
00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:41.139
is something that is a very simple thing.
1202
00:50:41.179 --> 00:50:43.250
I want every daddy girl or guy to just listen
1203
00:50:43.309 --> 00:50:45.190
to of just how the fuck to just like be
1204
00:50:45.210 --> 00:50:46.309
spontaneous and spice shit up.
1205
00:50:46.690 --> 00:50:48.849
So she's with her boyfriend. They're in sweats. They're watching
1206
00:50:48.889 --> 00:50:52.170
TV one night. And after an episode was over, they'd
1207
00:50:52.190 --> 00:50:54.030
been drinking a little bit. I got up, handed him
1208
00:50:54.070 --> 00:50:55.840
a shot and said, meet me in the bathroom in
1209
00:50:55.860 --> 00:50:58.760
five minutes. He was totally interested. I went upstairs and
1210
00:50:58.980 --> 00:51:01.199
put on the best lingerie I had, and started using
1211
00:51:01.250 --> 00:51:03.710
my vibrator on myself. So when he came upstairs, I
1212
00:51:03.750 --> 00:51:05.909
was lying on the bed already getting ready to go,
1213
00:51:05.929 --> 00:51:07.860
and it was a great night of sex after. I
1214
00:51:07.900 --> 00:51:11.210
just thought to myself, this is a daddy move. Guys,
1215
00:51:11.389 --> 00:51:12.690
it's that simple.
1216
00:51:13.230 --> 00:51:16.409
Right. Like, legit, being a little spontaneous, meet me upstairs,
1217
00:51:16.469 --> 00:51:18.429
throw on some lingerie. Hand him a shot.
1218
00:51:18.530 --> 00:51:20.230
Right. And then take the initiative and grab a vibrator.
1219
00:51:20.250 --> 00:51:23.679
That's a good girlfriend. A shot, get your vibrator, and
1220
00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:25.780
go to fucking town on my pussy, babe. He's going
1221
00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:27.659
to be like, I want to fucking marry this girl.
1222
00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:29.579
Oh, my God. Like, every girl, I.
1223
00:51:29.539 --> 00:51:30.980
Know we talk about how we want you guys to
1224
00:51:31.019 --> 00:51:34.400
initiate 50-50, but, like, that's a perfect example of just, like,
1225
00:51:34.599 --> 00:51:37.099
being spontaneous. You guys are in sweats watching TV, hand
1226
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:38.800
him a shot, get upstairs, get after him. Okay.
1227
00:51:38.820 --> 00:51:38.940
Okay.
1228
00:51:39.710 --> 00:51:42.599
Daddies, please, I need your help. I've been hooking up
1229
00:51:42.619 --> 00:51:44.599
with this guy for about a month now. Every time
1230
00:51:44.619 --> 00:51:47.260
we have sex and I've given him head. But he
1231
00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:49.719
has yet to return the favor by going down on me.
1232
00:51:49.739 --> 00:51:51.840
I really don't know if I should say something because
1233
00:51:51.900 --> 00:51:55.110
he is a thousand percent leaving me satisfied in other ways.
1234
00:51:55.469 --> 00:51:57.590
He makes me finish every time. But I do still
1235
00:51:57.630 --> 00:52:01.070
feel like, hello. It's just the principle of it, right?
1236
00:52:01.090 --> 00:52:01.760
Should I bring it up?
1237
00:52:01.789 --> 00:52:04.130
Please help. I say bring it up. I think you
1238
00:52:04.150 --> 00:52:04.599
bring it up.
1239
00:52:05.110 --> 00:52:07.030
I think you could try to bring it up in
1240
00:52:07.110 --> 00:52:09.090
a sexual way first.
1241
00:52:09.730 --> 00:52:12.610
Like I, like I want you to taste me.
1242
00:52:12.710 --> 00:52:12.889
Yeah.
1243
00:52:12.909 --> 00:52:14.130
Like exactly.
1244
00:52:14.250 --> 00:52:14.469
Right.
1245
00:52:14.530 --> 00:52:16.630
Say it in some sexual way. It would really turn
1246
00:52:16.670 --> 00:52:17.949
me on. It would turn me on so much. It
1247
00:52:17.969 --> 00:52:18.760
would make me so wet.
1248
00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:19.119
Yeah.
1249
00:52:19.139 --> 00:52:21.539
Like if, if I want you to taste me and
1250
00:52:21.619 --> 00:52:24.340
then even if you like start, if you're laying in
1251
00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:26.619
bed together and you start fingering yourself and you like,
1252
00:52:27.510 --> 00:52:30.070
take your fingers out and you put it in his
1253
00:52:30.130 --> 00:52:31.710
mouth and you're like, I want you to taste me
1254
00:52:31.769 --> 00:52:33.269
and like grab him and kind of like push him
1255
00:52:33.309 --> 00:52:33.789
towards you.
1256
00:52:33.829 --> 00:52:35.989
Just honestly push his fucking head. Push his head down,
1257
00:52:36.030 --> 00:52:38.179
suffocate him and make him go to town.
1258
00:52:38.260 --> 00:52:40.360
Or when he's laying on his back, literally straddle his
1259
00:52:40.380 --> 00:52:41.840
face and just suffocate him.
1260
00:52:41.980 --> 00:52:44.340
And then there you go. And then you're done. But honestly,
1261
00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:46.340
I think it's something she could bring up. Absolutely. In
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00:52:46.380 --> 00:52:48.260
a sexual way for sure. In a sexual way.
1263
00:52:48.280 --> 00:52:50.159
And then if that's not working, I think she could
1264
00:52:50.179 --> 00:52:52.579
be like, babe, I really want you to go down
1265
00:52:52.659 --> 00:52:54.409
on me. Like, I think it would be so hot.
1266
00:52:54.489 --> 00:52:55.949
I know you're so good. Like, I want you to
1267
00:52:55.989 --> 00:52:57.659
go down on me. okay this one is short and
1268
00:52:57.699 --> 00:53:00.159
sweet and i fucking love it my best friend's date
1269
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:04.969
showed up in khakis to our formal so she photoshopped
1270
00:53:05.329 --> 00:53:08.489
navy pants on him to match his jacket for her
1271
00:53:08.590 --> 00:53:13.659
instapick a real fucking savage daddy dude that is genius
1272
00:53:13.900 --> 00:53:16.639
she was like i give no fucks this fucking loser
1273
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:18.980
showed up like this and i'm just gonna photoshop it
1274
00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:20.320
and make it look like i didn't go on a
1275
00:53:20.340 --> 00:53:23.809
date with a loser that's incredible that is a dad
1276
00:53:23.829 --> 00:53:26.289
like a true daddy wow amazing I love it I
1277
00:53:26.329 --> 00:53:28.769
love it too okay this girl wrote in and she
1278
00:53:28.809 --> 00:53:32.110
said LMFAO you guys so I broke up with my
1279
00:53:32.230 --> 00:53:34.179
ex like two months ago but we still hook up
1280
00:53:34.260 --> 00:53:36.119
once in a while he really wants me to get
1281
00:53:36.179 --> 00:53:38.639
back with him so he's been doing anything and everything
1282
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:40.800
to get me back I told him we were never
1283
00:53:40.840 --> 00:53:42.780
going to get back together and he was so upset
1284
00:53:42.820 --> 00:53:45.699
he called me out for asking him to buy me
1285
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:46.920
a Call Her Daddy.
1286
00:53:46.719 --> 00:53:48.739
Swimsuit and a hat. Daddy.
1287
00:53:48.780 --> 00:53:51.300
Fast forward to me giving him the best sex of
1288
00:53:51.340 --> 00:53:55.489
his life and making him press complete order while.
1289
00:53:55.030 --> 00:53:59.670
I rode him like an equestrian. Daddy moves only. Okay.
1290
00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:03.820
So this girl fucked for merch. Fucked for merch. And
1291
00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:06.340
I'm here for it. Can you imagine?
1292
00:54:06.420 --> 00:54:10.539
What a power move. Literally, press complete order. Press complete order, bitch.
1293
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:13.059
And then I'll fuck your brains out. Right. She got
1294
00:54:13.099 --> 00:54:15.119
a daddy hat and a daddy swimsuit and I think
1295
00:54:15.179 --> 00:54:17.230
it's incredible and I love her.
1296
00:54:17.449 --> 00:54:21.150
I'm in shock. I'm like, you truly, truly are a
1297
00:54:21.170 --> 00:54:21.869
daddy out here.
1298
00:54:21.889 --> 00:54:22.250
Yeah.
1299
00:54:22.329 --> 00:54:25.449
Making your own dreams come true. Yeah. By the click
1300
00:54:25.469 --> 00:54:28.349
of a button from a little bitch boy. Good for you. Yes.
1301
00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:32.920
All right, here we go. I've had a mega crush
1302
00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:34.710
on this guy I met randomly a year ago.
1303
00:54:34.809 --> 00:54:37.039
He had a girlfriend, so I waited. They broke up,
1304
00:54:37.090 --> 00:54:39.090
and he hit me up instantly. A few days later,
1305
00:54:39.170 --> 00:54:40.489
he was railing me.
1306
00:54:40.829 --> 00:54:43.269
It was great. He was in this past.
1307
00:54:43.090 --> 00:54:45.670
Relationship for over a few years, and before that, he
1308
00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:48.179
was only single for a few months. So pretty much
1309
00:54:48.219 --> 00:54:52.300
this girl is wondering, should I start dating him right
1310
00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:54.179
off the bat, or should I give him some time
1311
00:54:54.239 --> 00:54:56.550
to be single? Do I keep hooking up with him,
1312
00:54:56.599 --> 00:54:58.570
or do I let him have Do I let him
1313
00:54:58.619 --> 00:55:00.849
have time to enjoy singlehood for the first time in
1314
00:55:00.969 --> 00:55:02.710
years and come back to me when he's.
1315
00:55:02.610 --> 00:55:06.389
Ready to settle down? 100%. So let him do his thing.
1316
00:55:06.949 --> 00:55:09.340
I think this is how I always play it. Even
1317
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:12.780
if you know he really likes you and even if
1318
00:55:12.840 --> 00:55:15.550
you really want to start dating, there's something about a
1319
00:55:15.619 --> 00:55:19.269
man and his fucking freedom and it's just– it's a thing.
1320
00:55:19.409 --> 00:55:22.670
And so if you are that chill girl that's like
1321
00:55:23.110 --> 00:55:25.789
down to just let him experience shit and then he
1322
00:55:25.829 --> 00:55:28.489
keeps coming back to you, if he really does like you,
1323
00:55:28.610 --> 00:55:30.630
then he'll be down to get in a relationship. Yeah.
1324
00:55:31.210 --> 00:55:34.929
What will happen is he will look at you and spitefully,
1325
00:55:35.110 --> 00:55:36.670
if for some reason you guys get in a relationship
1326
00:55:36.710 --> 00:55:38.070
and you start fighting, he's going to be like, well,
1327
00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:41.019
I shouldn't have gotten into a relationship this soon, et cetera.
1328
00:55:41.300 --> 00:55:43.579
But let him live it out for a minute. I
1329
00:55:43.659 --> 00:55:44.380
agree with that.
1330
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:49.170
But don't you also think that it would be kind of, um, Like,
1331
00:55:49.210 --> 00:55:51.369
it wouldn't make sense for her to actually be like, okay, like,
1332
00:55:51.409 --> 00:55:52.389
we can't talk anymore.
1333
00:55:52.429 --> 00:55:53.710
Like, you need to, like, be stable. No, no, no.
1334
00:55:53.849 --> 00:55:55.630
For sure. You mean to just for them to not
1335
00:55:55.710 --> 00:55:56.789
rush into anything. Yeah, yeah.
1336
00:55:56.869 --> 00:55:58.489
I think she just says, like, listen, like, you just
1337
00:55:58.530 --> 00:56:01.880
got out of a relationship. Like, let's be casual. Let's
1338
00:56:01.900 --> 00:56:02.940
just take this slow. Yeah.
1339
00:56:03.099 --> 00:56:05.440
Let's be casual. I don't want you to rush into anything.
1340
00:56:05.500 --> 00:56:06.460
We don't want to rush into anything.
1341
00:56:06.500 --> 00:56:08.360
Let's just, like, chill. Like, let's just be chill. Let's
1342
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:10.260
hang out. Obviously, everything can stay the same. But, like,
1343
00:56:10.340 --> 00:56:11.659
I don't want to put any labels on anything.
1344
00:56:11.679 --> 00:56:11.760
Yeah.
1345
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:14.030
And then he's going to be like, damn, this girl's dope.
1346
00:56:14.369 --> 00:56:15.809
And then don't get freaked out when he goes to
1347
00:56:15.889 --> 00:56:17.570
parties or if he hooks up with someone. And then
1348
00:56:17.670 --> 00:56:19.010
eventually you guys will come together.
1349
00:56:19.030 --> 00:56:20.469
For sure. Boom. Totally agree.
1350
00:56:20.550 --> 00:56:22.840
Someone just asked, does doing anal with someone count towards
1351
00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:23.659
their body count?
1352
00:56:23.739 --> 00:56:24.019
Nope.
1353
00:56:24.219 --> 00:56:24.500
Nope.
1354
00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:27.940
Nope. Nope. Anal doesn't even count. And if you use
1355
00:56:27.960 --> 00:56:29.760
the condom, it doesn't count. Your mouth doesn't count.
1356
00:56:30.360 --> 00:56:30.480
Um.
1357
00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:33.829
Can you guys please address the dad bod? Do girls
1358
00:56:33.949 --> 00:56:36.389
seriously prefer a guy that has a beer gut over
1359
00:56:36.409 --> 00:56:38.530
a guy that puts time and effort into working out
1360
00:56:38.610 --> 00:56:40.670
and eating right to look good? I swear I see
1361
00:56:40.730 --> 00:56:43.280
girls all the time that are solid eights with their
1362
00:56:43.300 --> 00:56:45.639
boyfriends who look like they just slammed a case of beer.
1363
00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:47.639
What is the point of putting all this effort into
1364
00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:49.679
looking fit if a beer gut is held to the
1365
00:56:49.719 --> 00:56:50.599
same level of value?
1366
00:56:51.019 --> 00:56:51.760
Listen up, buddy.
1367
00:56:51.820 --> 00:56:52.980
This is what I have to say to this one.
1368
00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:58.010
We talked about it in this episode. Most of the time,
1369
00:56:58.500 --> 00:57:00.860
They're with that guy because.
1370
00:57:00.820 --> 00:57:02.460
One, I bet he fucks.
1371
00:57:02.780 --> 00:57:04.719
I bet he knows how to fuck regardless of what
1372
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:05.440
his body looks like.
1373
00:57:05.539 --> 00:57:08.900
And two, that guy is making her fucking laugh.
1374
00:57:09.019 --> 00:57:10.940
He's got a personality of a 10.
1375
00:57:10.940 --> 00:57:12.019
I was about to say that.
1376
00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:14.360
So I don't want a gym rat that can't make
1377
00:57:14.389 --> 00:57:16.550
me laugh and is fucking a two in the sack.
1378
00:57:16.570 --> 00:57:18.349
Like I don't want that. You know what I mean?
1379
00:57:18.409 --> 00:57:22.650
No, I am telling you a guy's physical attractiveness is
1380
00:57:22.869 --> 00:57:25.489
not as important as like people make it.
1381
00:57:25.449 --> 00:57:25.809
Out to be.
1382
00:57:25.969 --> 00:57:27.869
And I mean, obviously, some girls may not think that way,
1383
00:57:27.909 --> 00:57:29.489
but for me, it's like, if a guy can make
1384
00:57:29.510 --> 00:57:31.989
me laugh and is so fucking good at sex, that
1385
00:57:32.349 --> 00:57:34.280
way trumps a guy and what he looks like.
1386
00:57:34.409 --> 00:57:36.300
Obviously, I need to be physically attracted to him.
1387
00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:39.980
Well, the other thing is, their personality can also make
1388
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:41.239
you sexually attracted to them.
1389
00:57:41.280 --> 00:57:42.860
So, we talk about it all the time. Guys don't
1390
00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:43.300
understand it.
1391
00:57:43.460 --> 00:57:46.039
Girls are like, I know he's not that hot, but
1392
00:57:46.059 --> 00:57:47.820
you just have to meet him, and when you talk
1393
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:48.059
to him.
1394
00:57:48.079 --> 00:57:50.389
If a guy can, like, command a room... Oh, my God.
1395
00:57:50.409 --> 00:57:53.329
If he can make you laugh, if he... That is hot.
1396
00:57:53.369 --> 00:57:55.639
It is so hot. That's way hotter.
1397
00:57:55.380 --> 00:57:57.989
To me than like a fucking guy with like an
1398
00:57:58.050 --> 00:58:00.409
insane body and a six pack and he's like boring
1399
00:58:00.469 --> 00:58:03.530
as fuck no all right daddies guys we brought you
1400
00:58:03.570 --> 00:58:06.989
the jump rope oh the jump rope the drum solo
1401
00:58:07.050 --> 00:58:10.949
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1402
00:58:10.969 --> 00:58:14.630
the flashback of the year we also brought you guys
1403
00:58:14.670 --> 00:58:18.429
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1404
00:58:18.570 --> 00:58:21.699
it and then you're in yes and just you know
1405
00:58:21.739 --> 00:58:24.000
daddy's Have some confidence out there.
1406
00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:26.530
Yes. Don't be afraid to send the double text. No.
1407
00:58:26.550 --> 00:58:29.710
Fuck it. No. I do it all the goddamn time.
1408
00:58:29.730 --> 00:58:29.800
Woo.
1409
00:58:30.670 --> 00:58:33.030
All the time. And I have 12 boyfriends. So, you know.
1410
00:58:33.429 --> 00:58:37.789
Here we go. So, I hope everyone enjoys their weekend.
1411
00:58:37.829 --> 00:58:39.679
Get after it. Be savages.
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00:58:39.780 --> 00:58:40.099
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