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Trump's legs have entered the chat. Between the pretzel-knee stance, the zigzag walk to Marine One, and needing Dr. Oz to push in his chair like a grandparent at a luncheon, the internet has questions. Meanwhile, Trump declared that AI is now officially "SI" (Super Intelligence), and the tech CEOs in the room couldn't stop calling it AI. The universe, once again, has a sense of humor.
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In this episode of Breaking Absurdity, we cover Trump's attempt to rename artificial intelligence, the viral leg-crossing photo that broke the internet, his zigzag walk to the helipad, a physical therapist's leg brace theory, and a forensic psychiatrist's comparison of Trump's behavior to that of a toddler.
Story Rundown:
- AI Becomes "SI": At a White House tech summit, Trump announces the government will now call artificial intelligence "Super Intelligence," a term that already means something very different in the AI world. Elon Musk and Nvidia's CEO both stumble over the new name in front of him.
- The Legs: Cameras catch Trump standing in an almost anatomically puzzling pose, knees crossed, feet pointing in different directions, one toe barely touching the ground. The internet takes it from there, including a theory involving Natalie Harp and a wrench.
- The Helipad Zigzag and the Chair: Trump walks to Marine One in a path best described as a game of Pong, then needs a hand from Dr. Oz getting seated at a signing event, where he lets out a big sigh.
- The Leg Brace Theory: Physical therapist Dr. Adam James offers his own explanation for the stance, involving a possible brace and knee hyperextension. We're not medical professionals, so if you are, tell us what you think.
- The Toddler Comparison: Forensic psychiatrist Dr. Bandy Lee, editor of The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump, tells the Midas Touch Network that Trump's need to put his name on everything resembles a toddler's need to be king of the universe.
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What the hell is going on with Trump's legs?
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How is it even possible to stand like that? He
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can't even walk in a straight line, or apparently
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sit down without assistance. Today on Breaking
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Absurdity, we've got whatever Trump's legs are
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doing, another emergency landing, a psychiatrist
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comparing his behavior to that of a toddler,
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and Trump's latest attempt to rename AI to SI,
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and it's not going well. Leading off today, Trump
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recently hosted some of the biggest names in
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tech at the White House to discuss artificial
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intelligence, and apparently somewhere between
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lunch and the executive order, AI became SI.
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Trump announced that the artificial intelligence
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would now be called superintelligence, or SI,
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and ordered the federal government to use the
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new terminology. Here's Trump saying it now.
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Yes, that's quite an announcement. Trump identified
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a problem that didn't exist, just like when he
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renamed Lake Ontario, Lake America, to Royal
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Canada for not playing nice with his economically
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hurtful tariffs, which has resulted so far in…
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Absolutely no concessions from Canada. So we
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predict that this naming announcement will probably
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achieve a similar result, but Trump seemed particularly
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pleased with himself. Here's what he told reporters
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about who made the name change. That's quite
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a claim, but there's one small problem. Superintelligence
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already means something in the world of AI. It
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refers to a hypothetical form of intelligence
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that would vastly exceed human cognitive abilities.
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And apparently, none of the tech leaders who
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most certainly knew this had the balls to explain
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it to Trump's face, which is pretty consistent
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with how tech leaders have cowered to Trump throughout
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his second term. So Trump has essentially taken
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an existing technical term and decided it now
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means AI. And the world's biggest and brightest
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tech leaders couldn't even tell him that it made
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absolutely no sense. And the world's reaction?
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Well, let's just say the machines may be more
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willing to cooperate than the humans. That's
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because tech leaders couldn't even get the name
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straight. Repeatedly they kept calling it AI
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instead of SI. See how Elon Musk actually corrects
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himself in front of Trump. Close call Elon, and
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here's NVIDIA CEO doing the same thing. Those
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CEOs look about as comfortable saying SI as a
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billionaire being asked to explain his connections
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to Epstein's island. But let's get to the real
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issue of the day, because while Trump was talking
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about his SI renaming bullshit, people started
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focusing on something else, his legs. The cameras
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caught Trump standing in an almost impossible
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formation, his legs were crossed strangely at
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the knees, his feet were pointing in slightly
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different directions, one toe was barely touching
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the ground, as he turned and pointed towards
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reporters. It was not normal in any way. In fact,
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it became something of an internet obsession
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over the last 24 hours. But one user had a likely
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explanation. Maybe his legs simply weren't screwed
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on straight. In fact, maybe his assistant Natalie
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Harp had screwed them on backwards that day.
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And several hundred thousand reactions later
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on Instagram and Facebook would seem to suggest
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that this may be the most plausible explanation
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we have. If that's true, Natalie Harp's job description
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is getting bigger and bigger. At this point,
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maybe she did really earn that illegal $43 ,000
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payment Trump gave her. And people started noticing
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other things. Here's Trump walking to his brand
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new helipad trying to board Marine One, where
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he can't even walk straight down the sidewalk.
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He just kind of zigzags back and forth. It's
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kind of like a game of pong. President Trump
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keeps hitting the grass edge and then moves the
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other direction. I'm not sure where he gets off
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talking about superintelligence because he's
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exhibiting about as much intelligence as an old
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Atari game from the 80s. Ads help keep the lights
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get into the absurdity. And the moments kept
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coming. Just the other day, Trump announced a
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new website, America .gov, and to sign a new
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executive order, but it looked like the hardest
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thing of the day was going to be to get in that
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chair in front of a big crowd. Dr. Oz pulled
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out the chair and pushed him in, kind of like
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you do for your grandparent when they're just
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sitting down for a luncheon. And Trump didn't
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look comfortable. In fact, when he sat down,
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he let out a big sigh, and there was just this
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look of dread on his face. Frankly, he looks
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exhausted and embarrassed. And this isn't the
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first time we've been covering this. I did a
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whole video called Emergency Landing about the
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G7 meeting and there's many moments like this.
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Check it out with the link below. But there appears
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to be something going on with Trump's legs. A
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lot of eagle -eyed viewers notice these photos
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where there appears to be something underneath
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Trump's pant legs, kind of sticking out and making
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indentations in the fabric. And here's another
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recent photo where he appears bow -legged standing
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in front of Air Force One. Medical expert Dr.
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Adam James, who's got 15 years experience treating
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the elderly, has his own theory. Here he is now.
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Cankel's McGrifty legs can stand like this because
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he's had a stroke on the left side of his brain,
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causing weakness in his right leg. I'm a physical
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therapist with a doctor in my field and 15 years
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experience working in home health care, treating
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geriatric patients with dementia, heart failure,
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kidney disease, heart attack, and history of
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stroke, like this sack of artificial stupidity.
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We've already seen photographic evidence that
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he was wearing braces on his lower legs, probably
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something like an AFO or an ankle foot orthosis,
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which is a classic assistive device for somebody
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who's had a stroke. Also, stroke face. This is
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most likely the type of brace he's wearing on
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his right leg most of the time to address foot
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drop, which is a very common stroke symptom.
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But what's not intuitive about a patient wearing
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one of these is it also addresses hamstring weakness.
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In a stroke patient with lower extremity involvement,
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you also often have hamstring weakness where
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the knee can easily hyperextend when you put
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all of your body weight on it, like when you're
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standing talking to reporters or you're walking.
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prevents that violent hyperextension of the knee
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so that you don't fall over. For whatever reason,
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he doesn't wear the braces all the time, which
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allows his knee to hyperextend like this when
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he rotates his trunk to the right to see or talk
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to someone on his right. He's probably feeling
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pretty confident because he is gacked out of
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his mind on Pro Vigil. It's just more evidence
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that he is a stroke patient. He's either had
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a stroke, an actual CVA, or a pin stroke, or
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a series of TIAs, or transient ischemic attacks.
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And the thing about having had a stroke in the
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past is it makes it easier to have another one
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or several more in the future. You just need
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one or two more of those little blood vessels
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to give the fuck up and put us out of this misery.
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And that could happen any day now. Happy Wednesday.
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So Adam James provides some insight on this.
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He actually thinks that Trump has a leg brace.
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But the reason why he was standing in such a
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bizarre way was because he actually wasn't wearing
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the leg brace that day and his knee was hyperextending.
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Listen, I'm not a medical professional. I don't
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know. But what he's saying does sound plausible.
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Any medical professionals watching this video,
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please let me know what you think in the comments.
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So we've talked about Trump's physical state,
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but what about his mental state? Dr. Bandy Lee
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is an American forensic psychiatrist who edited
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the best -selling 2017 book, The Dangerous Case
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of Donald Trump. And when Trump got re -elected,
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appropriately she came out with the book, The
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More Dangerous Case of Donald Trump. Dr. Lee
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appeared on the Midas Touch Network over the
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weekend and talked about the President Trump's
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mental state and compared it to one of a toddler.
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In essence, the nation is him, and he cannot.
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be excluded from the central events of 9 -11.
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And so that's why he places himself in the middle
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of ground zero, claims to have deployed numerous
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workers on site, and also makes claims against
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others to create in -groups and out -groups.
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And of course he has always paranoid mentality.
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the degree to which he needs to do that for every
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significant event in national history and every
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significant monument in the nation has to bear
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his name. All of this goes back to just how fragile
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he is in his sense of self. This is normally
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what toddlers do. They have to be king or queen
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or ruler of the universe in order to fight the
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feeling that they are quite helpless and dependent
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on others' care. But of course, that's normal
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for a two or three year old. It is abnormal and
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pathological when it involves a fully grown adult,
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whether it's because of arrested development
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or because one has regressed to that state. Wow,
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so Dr. Lee has just explained that some of Trump's
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mystifying actions, such as claiming he was at
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ground zero during 9 -11, tapping into paranoia
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about perceived enemies, and his constant insertion
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of himself into naming landmarks and erecting
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monuments, because he's currently exhibiting
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the mental state of a toddler tyrant. And she
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says that could be because of arrested development
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or regression. I don't know what's worse, having
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a toddler for a president, or having to see Trump
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renaming everything from landmarks all the way
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to forms of intelligence. Let me know in the
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comments if you think this is because of Arrested
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Development, regression, or maybe a combination
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of both. Thanks for watching Breaking Absurdity,
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