Sci-Fi Comedy: Evolution

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Muffin you'd like to butter,
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He's kissed his own dick Okay, anyhow,
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Post Nut Clarity, get a new job I'm so far down,
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Please come now I could sing the whole album, unfortunately Oh,
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yeah Right You don't have to, you can just make noises I don't remember what
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album that one was My sacrifice,
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I think that was on Jars of Clay Or Made of Clay Maybe that's what it is Made
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of Clay What are we talking about?
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Yeah Creed The Six Feet song Oh
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that's One Last Breath Was on Their
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2001 album Then that could be Weathered
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Yeah it is weathered Cause we I don't I know the album Of Human Clay like all
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the way through oh that's higher that's what it is yeah there's only the certain
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ones that i off of that weathered album and one of the sickest,
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Music videos of its time. You say sick. Okay, at least you added of the time.
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Because I looked back at that, and that shit looks worse than Shrek.
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And Shrek came out easily well before that music video.
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The computer animation was... It looked like they were trying to make a Creed
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video game, and then they decided to make it a music video instead.
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It's like, is that what you're supposed to do? We're going to make Tekken, and then never mind.
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Exactly no more check in I forgot
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about this entire album Besides like two songs off Which one
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weathered Yeah oh weathered was
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We owned that Yeah no weathered I
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actually got As like a Christmas gift one year And like I wore that one out
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Between that and P.O.D.'s satellite You couldn't catch me Don't forget your
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pussy stank CD It was not pussy stank It was hooba stank and everybody fucking
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loved Hooba stank at the time I also had Yellowcard,
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and Yellowcard was good.
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And then Switchfoot, who is pretty decent.
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I'd say at that time it was Fuel.
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Thank God. There was one more. Hang on. There's one more that I,
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it was actually like before sport games that I would listen to.
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Now that I'm watching this fucking video, it looks like some shit that would
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show up on fucking Toonami between like Dragon Ball Z and fucking Bleach.
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In all honesty, dude, it probably did show up on Toonami.
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No, the other band I listened to a shitload other than Sum 41 around that time was Story of the Year.
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I was obsessed. Story of the Year is so good.
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Until the day I die, you know?
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I'll give it back to you. Exactly. You get it. Anthem of our dying day.
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Da, da, da, da. Yeah. Everclear. That was the other one. Everclear was good. I like Everclear a lot.
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I was interested. Like, Tim had me listen.
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Right. Tim had me listen to Everclear, but I didn't know who they were.
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And then I was like, hey, Tim, this band that's really good showed up on Ned's
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Declassified. And he goes, that's Everclear.
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I said, who's that? And then he starts playing the music.
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Oh. Okay, well, they're Ron Ed's Declassified Survival Guy.
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Well, and that's why we're doing this podcast is because your ass never listens to me.
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This is Box Office Bucket List, the only show on the internet that tells you
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which movies to watch before you die. My name is Tim.
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Andrew, my name is Adam.
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Katie. This is my first podcast at the new abode, and it is the third movie
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in our category of sci-fi comedy, sci-fi comedy.
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There we go. I was drawing a blank, which was our movie, Katie. Evolution.
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All right. Adam, what did you know about evolution coming into this?
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I've seen it quite a bit, and I don't know if it's because of you or not.
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I couldn't remember highly possible we'll get there but I love the cast and
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I've been big fans of the cast for so long and,
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So right when you pointed, I'm like I said, I'm pretty sure you're the one that
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pointed it out to me. And so like I became hooked since.
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Andrew, what did you know? Right. I'm kind of the same.
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You bought it and you didn't really tell me to watch it. I was just like,
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hey, what's this? And you said, it's pretty funny. You might like it.
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And after it was one of the movies for probably like six months,
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I almost watched like back to back to back.
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Oh, yeah. I mean, isn't that a little excessive? Hey, I don't know about that.
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I don't know about you. But sometimes I like to sit and watch Howard the Duck
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back to back to back. Hey, I did that. Hey.
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No, the way that I know this movie, we saw it in science class at some point.
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I think we were talking about evolution, even though after watching this movie,
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It's evolution on like a very fast, very fast scale.
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Not what we were learning about billions and billions of years.
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However, we did see this movie in school. I remember that.
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And then my friend Nate was actually obsessed with it. We watched it anytime
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we went over to his house.
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There were multiple times he would just grab it from my DVD rack at the house
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and just throw it on even if we were just bullshitting.
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So yes for both of you it is highly probable that
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you saw it or were just it was just on in the
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background at some point because let's I
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will also say I thought I owned it okay until
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I went to watch it and I'm like how the fuck do
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I not own right hell Tim had two copies I
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was growing up well that's what I'm wondering because at
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one point I did not have a list like I
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didn't keep a list in my movies and I let people borrow right that
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was one that I never got returned and it made me go okay i'm keeping a list
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of what i own so i can i mean i was trying to show this movie to everybody much
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like i've said before where it was just like hey have you seen this it's kind
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of sciency uh but spoiler alert it's really not it's really not that sciency.
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No but but kind of right it is and it is i mean i learned i learned a couple
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things yeah i mean I mean, I also science, right? I also learned watching.
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I was like, science, bitch, science rules.
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See, we're different. I know that was Breaking Bad. Mine was Bill Nye the science guy.
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He taught me everything I know. Mine is usually, fuck you, science. What?
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That one's from 21 Jump Street. Oh.
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22 Jump Street. I thought you were just saying fuck science in general.
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Katie, this was your movie. Radioactive spiders.
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Yep. You carry the tune of radioactive spiders.
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This was your movie. Yes. So this is a movie that has been in my family for, I don't know how long.
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There was one year that me and my brother got each other. a copy,
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Christmas not planned just like we were both moving like we both had been moved
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out and like my parents had a copy and neither one of us did,
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my family quotes this still your dad didn't ruin this film like no he didn't
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because I don't think my dad likes the movie honestly I think it was just us like kids,
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it was just Katie like take one of these fucking copies instead of buying another
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no they only had one copy right and replaced it with Band of Brothers Let's watch Evolution.
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No, we're going to watch Back to the Future again. Aww.
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Apparently, I brought that up to him. He says he didn't watch that a whole lot
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growing up, but I'm thinking they're both just not memorizing anything or remembering anything.
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We're going to have to bring your brother on here and ask him about his. Right. Didn't I?
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Just like, hey, what's your opinion on Back to the Future? He'd be like,
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I fucking love it. And then. No, he even said that, like, he wouldn't watch it more than a few times.
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But, like, I know if it was on TV, he fucking played it. Right.
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His memory's not there. It's probably because he puts on a movie and then falls
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asleep. Fair enough. My dad used to do that, but he'd have a lit cigarette in his hand.
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And then you go to turn it off. Then you go to turn it off in a magical...
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I was watching that. I was watching that. The Proud family? Like,
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what? I was resting my eyes.
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Yeah, we were. I was resting my eyes. We were a lot like the Proud family.
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Just white and poor. But, like, I even... I brought it up to my... Rosinian.
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Lord Jesus, all of you need to take your medication. For fuck's sake.
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For fuck's sake, everybody slow down. The woman is talking.
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No, I just can't get out a fucking word without someone interjecting.
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Adam. So I swear to fuck.
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But I brought up doing this for the next movie or whatever, and literally the
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mom started quoting a movie at dinner tonight.
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Nice. But yeah, so it's just been, it's been a, it's like this Jimmy Neutron,
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my family quotes quite a bit, so.
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Okay, the only thing I know from Jimmy Neutron is brain blast. Oh no.
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Oh, Jimmy's mom. I know that one, too.
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I wrote down quite a few quotes of this, though, in my notes.
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There's that Halloween episode that, or movie, I don't remember which one it
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was, but something about a salami leg, and we quote that all the time.
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Okay. I'm not going to quote it now. It's a long quote. Apparently that was after my time.
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I used to call Andrew salami leg, but that was because he smelled Ben.
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That's fair. That's fair.
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So, when we said sci-fi comedy, this was my go-to.
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That's and this is one that did not surprise me but
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i will say that this podcast has helped
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me to pay attention to like details that i
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would normally just kind of skip over and actors one of the big ones yes i mean
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actors directors is actually where i'm going with this one ivan reitman is the
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director of this movie and i was not ready for that i mean we're talking i did
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not I've never paid attention to that.
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So when I saw it from my nose, I'm like, are you what? Right.
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This makes sense why I enjoyed the film. This dude was 80s, 90s director royalty.
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He didn't really do a whole lot past 2000, I don't think.
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But I mean, we're talking Ghostbusters 1, Ghostbusters 2, Kindergarten Cop. Junior. Meatballs.
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Stripes. I mean, honestly, Junior is one of the first movies I saw out of all
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of these. Or at least maybe it's the one I remember the most because of Arnold
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Schwarzenegger on a baby body. That scared the shit out of me.
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It says he's done all the Ghostbuster and Space Jam stuff, too,
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so he did stuff afterwards. Oh, okay.
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Did he direct those or produce them? Produced them. Okay.
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Looks like the last one he did, like, big movie as a director, was Draft Day.
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But he did do Draft Day, No Strings Attached, My Super Ex-Girlfriend,
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which is actually another decent movie.
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If nobody's seen that one I think I've seen actually all his filmography without
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realizing that it was him as the director yeah,
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I'm not going to lie. He's really fucking close. Right. I mean,
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it looks like Meatballs might have been the one that got him started.
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And then within two years, I mean, he's doing Stripes and then Ghostbusters.
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He's working, doing something serious every two years since then.
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But yeah, Ivan Reitman definitely deserves just a little bit of time to kind of talk about him.
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As far as that, we go into actors and right away, David Duchovny is like right
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up front. and he's one of those actors I completely forgot even existed until I see him. Dang.
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Unfortunately. Because I've only seen bits and pieces of X-Files.
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Well, that's for me. He's just like, he's a really good actor at like one thing,
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which is being the guy from X-Files.
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Like being Mulder. That is it.
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Like I see him in other shit. Like I even saw him in this movie and I was just
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like, Orlando Jones is kind of like taking this whole movie away from you. You are wet cardboard.
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He's good at what he does, but he has to be playing wet cardboard, I think.
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Yeah, I mean, that's... Maybe it's just in this movie as well,
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because he did have Orlando Jones next to him.
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He had Sean William Scott next to him.
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Ethan Suplee, another dude who shows up way too often in this podcast.
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Yeah, Frankie Stucchino.
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Not Frankie Stucchino. He's done more than Frankie Stucchino.
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Yeah, Andrew, your movie. Yeah, dumper.
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Exactly. We get to see Michael Bauer, which did not get as many jobs as he really needed to.
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Michael Bauer was in Salute Your Shorts. He's actually Ethan Suple's best friend in this movie.
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And last time I saw that dude in anything, I'm pretty sure it was a commercial
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where he's got a car running, and then he hooks a couple of jumper cables to
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the car, and then he hooks a couple of jumper cables to his nipples.
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Couldn't even tell you what that commercial was, but that's the last time I
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saw this dude do anything.
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Well, he was also, he had a small role in Dude Wears My Car and an episode of
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The X-Files. Well, yeah, he was one of the Zoltans.
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Yep. Yeah. Zoltan. Zoltan. He was the big cult guard, number two.
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But that's, I mean, this whole thing was almost like a time capsule of characters that are big now.
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David Duchovny was big then. Every other person in this movie was not as big
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then as they kind of become. I think maybe Sean William Scott is probably on here because of it.
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See, for me, yes. But there is one actor I feel like was a bigger star. Who?
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General Wood.
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Oh, you're talking Ted Levine? Yeah, Ted Levine.
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That's I honestly could not place him. But yes, I mean, he's still working a lot.
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Silence of the Lambs, Shutter Island, Hills Have Eyes. He played Buffalo Bill.
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Oh, nice. That's when I made that connection. I'm like, holy shit.
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The one that kind of shocked me was Ty Burrell, who later on is in,
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I believe it was Modern Family. Yes. Yes, Modern Family.
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To see him in something like this as a small role, and then later on have a
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character that some argue is the person that steals the show. Right.
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Ty Burrell. He played Fleming, one of the officers.
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What was that, Adam? I said he also stole the show in Incredible Hulk,
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but that's just me. Yeah, true. I forgot he was in that one.
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Right there, like, forgot. A lot of these actors are actors,
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Because like Tim said, you forget that they exist.
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And then you just look at him and go, yeah, they were actually in a lot more shit.
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Well, and that's like once they show up, it seems to be like every other scene.
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There's just someone random.
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You can kind of see them in the background or they're like an extra or you know
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them from something else. I mean, we'll get into the whole thing.
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Pat Kilbane is another one. Yes, I was going to mention Pat Kilbane when we got up there.
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I wrote first thing I wrote down about this movie aliens are always jumping on the back of a meteor,
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always oh no see my first thing is DreamWorks that was one of the first things
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I noticed too because me and Adam one time gave me shit because I said something
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about how DreamWorks was inferior,
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and didn't realize so now I start he got on to me for it.
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And then I started realizing the amount of movies that are actual DreamWorks films that I like.
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Well, that's we see a meteor come into the frame and I'm just,
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well, that's where the aliens are going to come from.
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It's not going to be like. I put Venom. Exactly. I mean, that's it is a very
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symbiotic situation here,
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at least in the effects of it riding on the coattails of this meteor and essentially
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infecting the meteor, it seems like.
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But we also get to see Orlando Jones He comes up soon Like I had mentioned I
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knew him mostly from MADtv He plays a college professor And apparently volleyball
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coach We'll talk The winningest Women's Women's volleyball coach Yeah,
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I mean, we're probably going to talk about it Because he stops
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being Orlando Jones Like halfway through
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page one And he just becomes pervy professor The
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rest of my notes he's I don't
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know all the time that's I think we're here oh we might be here already or maybe
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it's here in just a second you start with Sean William Scott lighting a house
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oh that's what it is on fire yep he is apparently practicing his firefighting
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abilities see I didn't think that like because it has been a minute since I.
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Seen the film I was like oh shit he's gonna kill somebody
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and he's using that dummy as a way of like I tried saving
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them oh see i mean that would have been interesting except
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i did write down i mean he's practicing everything that
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he can except that he's not wearing like
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any of the apparatus right he's just
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got the pants and then he's just got like the coat kind of draped over him he
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does keep the suspenders but i think those are attached to the pants but then
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i started thinking about it i'm just this is just really weird it's a shack
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that it looks like he built in the middle of nowhere with a blow-up doll.
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I'm going to ask you guys, do you guys think this might have been a sex thing?
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Well, I don't know the sex thing, but that was a sex doll. He made sure he got
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that doll back. Right. Well, that's what I'm saying. So probably.
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It sounds like this could have been a firefighter fantasy he was going with.
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I don't necessarily know firefighter fantasy, but he is obviously trying to get his license.
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Yeah, he's dreaming big. He wants to be that guy.
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Has he fucked that doll? Probably. Yes. Which I think is why he grabbed it the
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second he could. Are we going to shame him for that?
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No. I don't shame. I just said, has he? Yeah, probably. Yeah.
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I'm just pointing out facts. I'm context-cluing. Here you go. Hey.
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Second person to possibly- Hey, the way that he gave mouth-to-mouth to that thing, you know he has.
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This is the second movie to possibly have someone fucking a mannequin,
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so. He's also giving mouth-to-mouth where he would be fucking-
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Right. I mean, maybe we're not gonna... We went there.
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He probably stuck... He's kissed his own dick. He probably stuck his dick in multiple holes. Hey.
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So said asteroid is coming in. And it blows a bunch of shit up.
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What's the difference between asteroid and meteor again? Size, I think.
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Let me check for you. I'm trying to get all science-y on this.
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Meteorite is stuff that falls off an asteroid.
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Asteroids are rocky bodies that orbit the
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sun often referred to as minor planets a
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meteoroid is a small fragment often broken off of an of an asteroid right there
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we go ways hey katie was right both ways that's what i heard oh thank you but
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yeah so it destroys his car it destroys the shack But it's also made a giant crater.
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It's also one of the big rules in action movies.
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Cool guys don't look at explosions.
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And he didn't. And the other rule is that if said explosion explodes more,
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you will be blown to safety. And he was. Yes.
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I just love the response of, oh, damn. Yes.
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I also love, I mean, I'm sure we'll talk about it when it comes up,
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but the fact that he's still driving this fucking car afterward is hilarious. It's real, though.
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It's just like, I can't afford a new one.
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Wait, he hasn't got that job yet. He's not a firefighter. He can't afford a new vehicle.
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But then we see David Duchovny for the first time, and I wrote,
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you can tell he's a scientist because there's a periodic table on the wall. Yes.
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Apparently, that's just what
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we do to point out scientists in this movie because it comes up again.
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It's a science classroom. Yeah, but to be fair, have you ever been in a science
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classroom that didn't have a periodic table?
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Right, but this is in place of the entire chalkboard or whiteboard,
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which makes me think that that was possibly what they were talking about.
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Or the set designers were just like, we're going to put this periodic table
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here. We're done. Bing, bang.
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Then you see Ethan Suplee. Exactly. And I want to ask you guys right now,
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who has shown up more in this podcast now? Ethan Suplee or Chris McDonald?
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Still Chris McDonald. It probably is. I was surprised I didn't see him in this
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movie. I was waiting. Right.
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I almost thought that he was getting to be in the general. Or the mayor.
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We get Ethan Suplee. And then, like I said, Michael Bauer is his best friend,
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which was donkey lips and salute your shorts.
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I want to point out before you meet him. Yeah.
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He's just like, you know, by, and he says the amount of money that he makes,
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he's like, but I found time to, you know, read all your papers and grade. You all have A's.
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Most of you. And then it's just those two get C's.
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Right, which he does point out. Yeah, because fuck the bell curve.
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Well, he... He memorized. Right, he points out... Their papers.
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He points out later that they don't really know anything. Like,
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they are... They don't know anything? Their paper was literally about a prison cell. Yeah. Yep.
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What is it? Their uncle is in a prison cell? Yeah. Is what the paper is?
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I thought it said uncle. Could be. I don't remember. But yeah,
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and then we go straight into... I just love it, though, because he's like,
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I got a C-. And then his brother's just like, I got to see minus two.
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And their papers are literally identical. Yes. I literally just put on here, cells are bad.
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Yeah, and then they get excited because he mentions their paper and they still
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got passing grades. Right.
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Hell yeah. Sometimes all you really need is the passing grade.
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I mean, that's what I focused on in high school and I'm doing great.
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They're lucky he even got that, honestly.
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But yes, now is our, I've seen pornos start off that way too.
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I need an A. Oh, where's my A? I've been slacking off all year.
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And she literally, that's what she's there for. Because she's literally like readjusting herself.
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Well, I just need to get a good grade in this class because of nursing school.
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Because I actually want to be Miss USA or whatever she says.
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Miss Arizona. Right. This is also like they wanted to be like it looks better on the applications.
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This is also something that was early 2000s as well was pageants.
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I had a couple of girls in my high school that did pageants,
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and I don't really hear about anyone else really.
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I mean, there's probably a very big reason why pageants aren't.
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Pageants are still a big deal. Yeah, I think there's like an island-sized reason
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why pageants aren't very popular anymore.
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Really hate to tell you this, they're still doing them, though.
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Right, they're still doing them. Especially down south. Exactly.
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Andrew, you are actually going to be in the My Hottest Pig Pageant down in Kentucky. Hell yeah.
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Hmm, I'm still gonna lose.
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Tells him it's time for lunch. Are you ready for lunch or did you eat lunch already?
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And he's like, no, go, go, get out of here. It's just like, sorry,
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dude, your dick's got to wait. We got lunch to do.
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He's the one that got called for it. So like. Right. It is.
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It is interesting because, I mean, now you don't really see a ton of that.
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I think the last movie I saw with like inappropriate anything involving students was EZA,
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especially in like a comedic sense yeah but
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yeah so I was fully expecting him like whoa girl slow down
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and instead he's just like hey hold on let me
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get some but they get out of there we
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go back to Sean William Scott and he's still in
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the middle of the desert as everybody shows up cops everywhere right well yeah
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he has to explain himself what happened right and he has to explain that nasty
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ass doll down there well yeah he was practicing for his fire exam which started
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seven minutes ago so if I could leave.
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I don't think he had ever his own well before I want to I want to write because I wrote down his quote,
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watch it now take it easy that's my baby there you go take it easy whoa whoa
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whoa come on be careful who's going to pay for that damage to my goddamn car
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this is a force majeure or my ass that car's a classic it's a 73 buix,
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and all I kept thinking about was this is an 81 Honda how dare you yeah and
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we'll get to that movie as well oh yeah,
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but yeah they just steadily just push it over he manages to get out of there
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and he has to take his practice doll with him he's just you know well he doesn't
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have to be done right and he makes his way that's why I'm assuming he,
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uses it but that's we know that the main characters are Ira.
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And I can't. Ira Kane and Harry. Harry. Okay. Harry Block.
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And that's Harry and Ira go down to see where the meteor actually hit.
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Yeah, because Ira got a call or Harry got a call because he's on the something board.
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And he acts all super professional and CIA, but he said he signed up online.
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There's also a joke for are you sure you weren't looking at something else and
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accidentally went to it? And he's just like, maybe.
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Right. I mean, you know, sometimes post-nut clarity, get a new job.
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But pretty much he's just a peon of like environmental studies. Yeah.
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And they go and have them check it out in local areas to see if it's a bigger
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issue. That's what he is. And this is what I was talking about.
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Random people showing up in this movie. As soon as it shows the meteor,
00:27:28.351 --> 00:27:33.491
I was like, that dude right there is Kyle Gass from Tenacious D. That is Kyle Gass.
00:27:33.631 --> 00:27:36.591
Yes, it is. I love seeing him show up.
00:27:36.851 --> 00:27:41.911
He definitely hasn't done enough, but I mean, him and Jack Black are hilarious together.
00:27:42.291 --> 00:27:46.331
He's hilarious on his own. I mean, we saw him. We will be talking about him
00:27:46.331 --> 00:27:49.091
one day in Saving Silverman. He shows up there, too.
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That is one of my favorite cameos of his is the Saving Silverman.
00:27:54.631 --> 00:27:59.631
Another one that I found was Orlando Jones is a MADtv alum.
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The other MADtv alum that shows up right here is Pat Kilbane.
00:28:05.128 --> 00:28:10.488
Yep. Pat Kilbane was on MADtv for quite some time. I noticed him right away.
00:28:10.748 --> 00:28:16.068
I was, like, in high school, I was very much into MADtv over Saturday Night
00:28:16.068 --> 00:28:19.208
Live. So that was something that I noticed.
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I can't believe you guys bypass how he says, no, that's a hole.
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Yeah, I have that in mind. To me, it just, it looks like Joe Dirt's Meteor,
00:28:28.328 --> 00:28:31.608
which, spoilers, and Joe Dirt, it turns out to be a giant piece of shit.
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And then they crack it and they start taking samples out of it because it's bleeding.
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And I was just like, it's probably. And that's when I'm like,
00:28:38.208 --> 00:28:40.588
this really is venom. Right.
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I mean, if it started jumping around as soon as they tossed it in a Petri dish,
00:28:46.368 --> 00:28:52.808
even the cells, when they look at it under a microscope, look like little symbiotes just connecting.
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But then they get back, or basically Orlando, or Harry, tells Ira,
00:28:59.988 --> 00:29:04.608
he's just like, hey, dude, I don't really know science that well, so you got this?
00:29:05.288 --> 00:29:09.568
He's got a volleyball game to get back to. Right. Which, we talked about it
00:29:09.568 --> 00:29:11.308
already. Volleyball! Yay!
00:29:12.028 --> 00:29:15.928
Pervy Professor is also the women's volleyball coach.
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I think that's kind of what makes him the Pervy Professor, but we'll go with
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it. I mean yes but also like I mean obviously the one girl had no problem coming to him.
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It's not the only thing I'm just saying like that's professional while the game
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was going Girl if he didn't make all the comments he made about this I'd say sure but,
00:29:36.408 --> 00:29:44.088
Exactly He's a pervy professor But he does also take his job as the volleyball coach serious.
00:29:44.388 --> 00:29:48.868
That's what I'm saying when they mess up That's what I'm saying like he's not
00:29:48.868 --> 00:29:53.208
you can tell he's not there just for the girls if that's what he is there for
00:29:53.208 --> 00:29:57.908
like he actually does care about being like the best volleyball team like.
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I get that sense for how he's coaching. You got two hands. You got two hands. Use two hands.
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Yeah, and when Ira's trying to get his attention, he keeps going back to being a coach.
00:30:08.426 --> 00:30:14.326
Yeah. Fair. I'm just saying there's like, you know, there's some girls. We'll get there. Right.
00:30:15.366 --> 00:30:19.846
We'll build a case. We're building a case. Mansley style. Girls, girls, girls.
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But yeah, as David Duchovny is looking at the slide,
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it breaks because these
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cells are right mitosis they
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keep mentioning mitosis and this might be why
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we watched it in science class was the mitosis stuff
00:30:36.446 --> 00:30:39.326
well because it also shows the development of
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cells and how they go from single cell to multiple cell organisms yes sorry
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science was my it's evolution it is evolution right except evolution is also
00:30:51.126 --> 00:30:56.106
survival of the fittest which is also just the idea of whatever procreates the
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most and is able to continue the species.
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Sean William Scott is too tired to effectively do his fire test.
00:31:08.306 --> 00:31:11.126
He fell asleep with a hose in his hand.
00:31:11.566 --> 00:31:13.926
No, because when he gets... He could have fallen asleep with it.
00:31:14.206 --> 00:31:17.366
But when he wakes up, he doesn't have it in his hand because he's like,
00:31:17.446 --> 00:31:18.466
hey, you forgot something.
00:31:18.746 --> 00:31:21.426
Oh, yeah, he takes off running. He has to go back for the hose.
00:31:21.966 --> 00:31:25.586
He could have fallen asleep with it in his hand, but then dropped it while he was sleeping.
00:31:25.946 --> 00:31:30.426
Right. I mean, it's possible. While he's sleeping, though, it's not in his hand.
00:31:30.606 --> 00:31:32.306
Needless to say, he fails.
00:31:32.746 --> 00:31:36.846
Right. He goes up that ladder. He's climbing up the ladder and he can go.
00:31:37.726 --> 00:31:43.086
Right. It's right in the balls. It falls off. I would say. It happens all the time.
00:31:43.506 --> 00:31:46.886
Right. I would say it's probably in the firefighter handbook to not let the
00:31:46.886 --> 00:31:49.806
hose hit you in the nuts on the way up. Oh, 100%. So I get.
00:31:50.186 --> 00:31:54.466
They tell him basically, hey, dude, sorry. you're not gonna be able to do this
00:31:54.466 --> 00:31:57.926
again for six months yeah there's another test in six months good luck.
00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:03.179
He's still driving the car, and the guy's trying to help him by closing it.
00:32:03.439 --> 00:32:06.439
He's like, no, no, I got it. This is how I do it. He's holding it.
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:10.679
That was my favorite. And it's just him forcing the door closed like Tommy boy.
00:32:11.139 --> 00:32:13.739
This is kind of where you were talking about David Duchovny.
00:32:13.959 --> 00:32:17.879
He brings in Harry, and he's just like, hey, look at the slide.
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And they look at the slide, and there's multiple multi-cell organisms in the slide.
00:32:24.459 --> 00:32:27.739
So are there multiple single-cell organisms? Is that what it is?
00:32:28.439 --> 00:32:31.859
Yeah. and it's rapidly changing and
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evolving and so they do the whole there's 10
00:32:34.919 --> 00:32:39.979
base pairs which can't be because there's four base pairs in human dna got it
00:32:39.979 --> 00:32:45.859
they found aliens right and they're multiplying and evolving into multi-cell
00:32:45.859 --> 00:32:48.919
organisms is when this happens because he goes well how many cells are supposed
00:32:48.919 --> 00:32:52.819
to be in a single cell organism oh right right this one has more or this one
00:32:52.819 --> 00:32:54.659
has two and then it mitosis.
00:32:55.999 --> 00:32:59.739
Mitosis yes the name of the movie they say it's evolution,
00:33:00.939 --> 00:33:06.419
but yeah this is where it's the field trip and they say it's like 200 million
00:33:06.419 --> 00:33:09.719
years worth of evolution in a few hours,
00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:16.179
does the Nobel Prize come in installments or is it one lump sum yes and they
00:33:16.179 --> 00:33:22.859
find so in field trip is where they find the flatworms and the flatworms You
00:33:22.859 --> 00:33:25.079
can't survive in oxygen.
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But this is what I also like for, like, is this going to be on the test?
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And both of them are just like, yes.
00:33:33.119 --> 00:33:37.719
So now we have, like, the cave has now progressed to, like, mushrooms.
00:33:37.919 --> 00:33:40.159
There's fog. There's the flatworms.
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:44.759
I love it how he's just like, hey, I know that you guys, you know,
00:33:44.999 --> 00:33:47.419
they look like mushrooms, but please don't eat them. Right.
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And now this is two billion years of evolution in a few days or in a day.
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:56.279
Right. Which is something they bring up a lot.
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It's evolution, evolution, evolution, evolution, evolution. It's like the movie
00:34:02.082 --> 00:34:03.402
was named after it. I know.
00:34:03.822 --> 00:34:08.522
It's always just. You're going to piss him off. It's happening so fast.
00:34:08.882 --> 00:34:11.942
It's just. It's happening so fast. I get it.
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This is where we kick back to Wayne. Wayne?
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The pool boy. The fireman? Yes. And he's a pool boy manager.
00:34:21.002 --> 00:34:26.862
And he finds worms that are dying. That are crawling out of a supply closet. it.
00:34:26.962 --> 00:34:29.582
And he just kills him with chlorine.
00:34:31.182 --> 00:34:35.562
Well, he technically picks up the bottle and says poison, but you don't see
00:34:35.562 --> 00:34:37.682
him do anything. I think they're already dead, too.
00:34:37.842 --> 00:34:40.662
But you also kind of see a fish thing in the tank.
00:34:41.162 --> 00:34:43.522
Yes. Which makes him run. Yeah.
00:34:44.522 --> 00:34:49.922
But I do want to point out back for when the field trip for when the two brothers
00:34:49.922 --> 00:34:54.662
are up is he's like, you know, focus, pay attention, stop nodding, look at me.
00:34:55.142 --> 00:35:00.262
You understand what I'm asking you to do because they're trying to see you and
00:35:00.262 --> 00:35:01.922
he's like whoa I almost fell.
00:35:04.040 --> 00:35:08.160
It's right after that is when they're looking and they're watching it and they're like mitosis,
00:35:09.040 --> 00:35:15.660
no sex no time bummer and then so after he does all that he's getting yelled
00:35:15.660 --> 00:35:19.640
at by the manager we find out his name is Barry,
00:35:21.040 --> 00:35:22.280
yeah fucking Barry,
00:35:23.860 --> 00:35:28.460
one of the dudes almost shoots Ira saying something the worst month of my life
00:35:28.460 --> 00:35:32.480
yeah he's been waiting for this moment the Ira Kane and then he starts trying
00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:35.200
to get his gun out of his holster Yeah, I put Pistol Whip.
00:35:36.120 --> 00:35:39.600
I do want to point out, though, too, on their way to the site again,
00:35:39.860 --> 00:35:42.920
he mentions he's found three subspecies.
00:35:43.500 --> 00:35:48.460
This is where we meet Allison. But yeah, they mentioned that they've been following
00:35:48.460 --> 00:35:50.960
David Duchovny's computer, Ira's computer.
00:35:51.260 --> 00:35:56.900
And Pervy Professor says he's worried about the images on the computer and says
00:35:56.900 --> 00:35:58.320
all of those girls are 18.
00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:04.160
I'm just continuing to build my case on Pervy Professor. Thank you.
00:36:05.669 --> 00:36:08.809
For the whole, I reckon I've been waiting my whole life. And he goes, this is what?
00:36:09.849 --> 00:36:12.649
He's, they're trying to get in. And he's like, you got to know how to talk to
00:36:12.649 --> 00:36:15.809
the white man. He's like, the white man about to get his ass whooped.
00:36:16.889 --> 00:36:20.749
There was just simple jokes I thought were funny. I wanted to point out. Yes.
00:36:21.569 --> 00:36:24.369
Those jokes to me are funny. So I wanted to point it out. Yeah,
00:36:24.529 --> 00:36:28.589
Julianne Moore, she plays Allison. This is the first time she shows up.
00:36:29.129 --> 00:36:33.349
Really falls for him. Oh, yes. Her first thing. And I'm in my note.
00:36:33.469 --> 00:36:36.949
I was just like, oh, God, is she going to be the retent? repeated every time
00:36:36.949 --> 00:36:39.729
you see her first, she's gonna fall. Yeah.
00:36:40.629 --> 00:36:45.729
It's pretty much that, almost. Constantly. But they basically break down the
00:36:45.729 --> 00:36:49.449
fact that Ira Kane had... It was an anthrax vaccine.
00:36:49.869 --> 00:36:52.149
Yeah, anthrax vaccine.
00:36:53.209 --> 00:36:56.969
But they had to do it fast, and it ended up causing... Yeah,
00:36:57.069 --> 00:36:58.469
I got your protocol right here.
00:36:59.029 --> 00:37:02.029
Oh, that was when they drove off after the fact, I thought.
00:37:02.729 --> 00:37:06.709
No, he grabs his junk, and he's just like, I got your protocol right here.
00:37:07.229 --> 00:37:10.329
And then next thing you know, you're just like, Hey, you don't have to follow
00:37:10.329 --> 00:37:11.969
me. Orlando Jones says that.
00:37:12.449 --> 00:37:15.829
And so they end up getting in a car. David and company shows them the fruit basket.
00:37:16.469 --> 00:37:19.189
And I was just like, is this why Katie picked the movie man ass?
00:37:19.389 --> 00:37:20.889
And she did pick it for Tim.
00:37:22.810 --> 00:37:24.890
Did he show up at the campus and that's where she does that?
00:37:25.090 --> 00:37:32.110
No. They end up going to a trial because they were the discoverer and were trying to fight for it.
00:37:32.570 --> 00:37:36.410
She cross-examines him and asks him why the big deal.
00:37:37.230 --> 00:37:41.690
And then that's when you find out about the cane thing. And I have the list
00:37:41.690 --> 00:37:48.350
of all the things that went wrong with it. All the side effects? Yes.
00:37:50.810 --> 00:37:56.150
It didn't get anthrax. I did love that line. They didn't get any of that.
00:37:56.570 --> 00:38:01.170
But certain side effects, debilitating stomach cramps, severe diarrhea,
00:38:02.070 --> 00:38:07.610
memory loss, partial facial paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling,
00:38:08.050 --> 00:38:10.430
bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction,
00:38:11.650 --> 00:38:13.250
uncontrollable flatulence.
00:38:13.750 --> 00:38:15.890
I believe that's all. Yes.
00:38:16.410 --> 00:38:20.450
And what did everyone call this? The cane madness.
00:38:21.330 --> 00:38:24.970
And then this is where you find out the government went in and stole all their
00:38:24.970 --> 00:38:28.690
info. They stole all their hot drives, everything. Yeah, we cut back to their lab.
00:38:29.090 --> 00:38:36.970
They didn't win the case. And then someone broke into the lab and stole all of their samples.
00:38:37.330 --> 00:38:41.530
They cleared the computer, took its access away.
00:38:42.210 --> 00:38:47.170
They robbed them. So what do they do? They go to rob them.
00:38:47.830 --> 00:38:52.210
Right they go and they sneak because Orlando Jones is like we got to call the
00:38:52.210 --> 00:38:53.950
cops he's like they are the cops.
00:38:56.316 --> 00:38:59.676
I do love for the scene for when they go back, he's like, why are you,
00:38:59.716 --> 00:39:01.956
why do you got to be, is it Lieutenant or whatever? He's like,
00:39:02.036 --> 00:39:03.876
well, I was a Lieutenant. That's why you're a private.
00:39:04.636 --> 00:39:08.416
And then he's like, private, get the door. He's like, door. He's like,
00:39:08.956 --> 00:39:10.756
so he gets the door. He's like, don't get used to this.
00:39:11.716 --> 00:39:17.216
They did also say, he did say the line of maybe, or if they catch him,
00:39:18.216 --> 00:39:22.196
he'd be arrested, but maybe for you white boy, for me, the hang. Yes.
00:39:24.556 --> 00:39:28.216
Yeah. And then, I'm sorry, those kind of jokes I find funny.
00:39:28.616 --> 00:39:32.696
But I find Orlando Jones funny in everything that I've ever seen him in.
00:39:32.936 --> 00:39:35.756
Even his serious roles. Like, he's such a good actor.
00:39:36.016 --> 00:39:39.016
I find he's just, I find his roles funny.
00:39:39.916 --> 00:39:45.336
Yeah. But I did point out that once they get back down to where the meteor is,
00:39:45.416 --> 00:39:49.536
they start to see, like, some types of creatures.
00:39:49.536 --> 00:39:56.676
And I pointed out here that so far there is an ongoing trend in all of our movies
00:39:56.676 --> 00:39:58.836
where there is some shit CGI,
00:39:59.856 --> 00:40:02.736
yeah because it's here it
00:40:02.736 --> 00:40:11.116
was in Spy Kids 2 and it was also in Galaxy Quest which I think they all came
00:40:11.116 --> 00:40:18.476
out within a couple years Spy Kids 2 came out a year later and Galaxy Quest
00:40:18.476 --> 00:40:20.156
I think was a couple of years before.
00:40:21.136 --> 00:40:25.616
Yeah, 1999. So Galaxy Quest came out. Yeah, wait for your film.
00:40:26.296 --> 00:40:32.236
Right. Mine goes all the way back to, what, 1970 or 1987.
00:40:33.876 --> 00:40:38.916
So it'll be completely different. But I did say that with all the creatures
00:40:38.916 --> 00:40:43.396
kind of walking around, I think it would be best to just wait until the government,
00:40:43.556 --> 00:40:48.576
no doubt, carpet bombs the area. I forgot about how this movie ended.
00:40:48.776 --> 00:40:53.476
So I would have destroyed the entire world just with that option in general.
00:40:54.156 --> 00:40:55.776
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:57.243 --> 00:41:01.323
The other thing that I did find interesting is that Reed can hear them talking.
00:41:01.943 --> 00:41:07.603
So they definitely have microphones down there. I just don't know what the purpose. It's in the suits.
00:41:08.423 --> 00:41:13.423
Oh, okay. So they can communicate up top. Okay. I thought they just had them.
00:41:13.863 --> 00:41:18.943
No. And I was like, I don't know why they would need those down there. Communicate up top.
00:41:19.163 --> 00:41:22.863
Communicate with each other so it's not so muffled trying to speak through the suit.
00:41:22.863 --> 00:41:29.503
I do love the line for the creatures though they're like oh you know snag it
00:41:29.503 --> 00:41:33.623
he's like nah I've seen this movie the black dude dies first you snag it,
00:41:34.803 --> 00:41:39.983
and then he starts talking about how she's like a cold hearted woman that just
00:41:39.983 --> 00:41:44.463
needs a good humping there we go humorless ice queen who needs a good humping,
00:41:45.683 --> 00:41:51.123
and then it's when she cause they're just like did you authorize people going down there,
00:41:51.783 --> 00:41:58.763
And they just They also talk about One of them that has that nice backside,
00:41:59.423 --> 00:42:04.663
The hater in the round Who does that remind you of Yeah so this one This one
00:42:04.663 --> 00:42:09.563
is another case for This kind of rump you'd like to roast Yes this is again
00:42:09.563 --> 00:42:12.023
The kind of muffin you'd like to butter Yep.
00:42:13.723 --> 00:42:17.463
Orlando Jones I think they just let him just keep going And it's one of those
00:42:17.463 --> 00:42:21.683
situations where they were like We'll add in like a couple of his takes because
00:42:21.683 --> 00:42:24.103
I'm sure he's got like a highlight reel somewhere.
00:42:24.403 --> 00:42:29.423
But yes, Pervy Professor notices every ass in this entire movie,
00:42:29.443 --> 00:42:33.403
except for when it matters. David Duchovny finds that ass.
00:42:34.803 --> 00:42:42.463
But yes, Harry finds or Pervy Professor finds every ass, even on like the Creature's.
00:42:44.227 --> 00:42:47.707
This is where we actually get the scene that I remember from the trailer.
00:42:47.927 --> 00:42:51.487
It's shortly after one of the creatures goes up his leg.
00:42:52.247 --> 00:42:55.107
It's pretty much a giant-ass mosquito. Yeah, it's a big mosquito.
00:42:55.367 --> 00:42:59.447
With a razor blade nose. Right, it cuts a hole in the back of the suit. He flies in. Yep.
00:42:59.847 --> 00:43:06.067
And they say, well, it dies to oxygen, so turn your oxygen on. I do.
00:43:07.367 --> 00:43:10.727
Reed and the rest are down there asking what the fuck they're doing down there, too.
00:43:11.787 --> 00:43:14.807
But then he appears in sheet. he's like it's inside
00:43:14.807 --> 00:43:18.427
me yes and this
00:43:18.427 --> 00:43:21.187
whole scene he's like oh we
00:43:21.187 --> 00:43:25.527
found it all right we're gonna have to amputate the leg he's like no no he's
00:43:25.527 --> 00:43:30.347
like he thinks he's an athlete right he's like no all right well he's going
00:43:30.347 --> 00:43:37.927
up towards his testicles take it take the leg exactly he's detouring i think
00:43:37.927 --> 00:43:38.887
i can get him through the colon.
00:43:40.896 --> 00:43:43.516
All right, well, I'll get the lubricant. There's no time for lubricant.
00:43:43.656 --> 00:43:45.656
There's always time for lubricant.
00:43:47.776 --> 00:43:51.836
Start holding him down and talking him through it. Get the cheek spreader.
00:43:52.036 --> 00:43:54.236
Right, don't clench. Don't clench. Right.
00:43:54.476 --> 00:43:59.196
What I thought was hilarious is that Julianne Moore's character actually just said, you're so brave.
00:43:59.756 --> 00:44:01.216
You're so brave.
00:44:01.916 --> 00:44:09.356
Just a little more. No more. A little deeper. No deeper. I think you got it. Yep.
00:44:10.516 --> 00:44:13.256
At the end because he's like dude you took it
00:44:13.256 --> 00:44:16.316
like a man it was like that long oh yeah he's definitely
00:44:16.316 --> 00:44:19.176
pointing it out so julianne moore's character is
00:44:19.176 --> 00:44:22.096
like so can i get you anything ice cream she's
00:44:22.096 --> 00:44:27.256
like what flavor doesn't matter it's for my ass i mean that was my favorite
00:44:27.256 --> 00:44:35.016
line of the movie but then we cut to the golf course right and now sean william
00:44:35.016 --> 00:44:39.996
scott the cabana boy is running a, like, a tiki bar.
00:44:40.596 --> 00:44:44.696
Yeah. Yeah. He's like, you watering down the Mai Tai? So he's like,
00:44:44.776 --> 00:44:46.736
fuck you. I'm just going to get you drunk as shit.
00:44:46.856 --> 00:44:50.476
Right, and he does get drunk as shit. Big, fat monkey turd. Right,
00:44:50.536 --> 00:44:53.636
he starts going around the... Oh, it's almost, your drink's almost ready.
00:44:53.976 --> 00:44:59.416
Right, he starts going down the golf course just walking around,
00:44:59.436 --> 00:45:02.116
and this woman, who looks suspiciously like Linda McMahon,
00:45:02.576 --> 00:45:05.436
got to watch her rich white husband get eaten by
00:45:05.436 --> 00:45:08.356
and i don't i don't think that was her husband
00:45:08.356 --> 00:45:11.296
and i don't think that's the husband and wife thing i think they're just gonna
00:45:11.296 --> 00:45:17.156
definitely cheat yeah they they saw eyes and she didn't say my man she said
00:45:17.156 --> 00:45:23.536
i just saw barry get murdered also i don't know anything about fabrics and stains
00:45:23.536 --> 00:45:28.136
and stuff like that i just know like grape juice all those he said his champagne
00:45:28.136 --> 00:45:29.796
was going to stain his pants.
00:45:31.048 --> 00:45:34.948
I don't know. Don't look at me. Right. Maybe it was a Moscato.
00:45:35.128 --> 00:45:37.608
Decent work. Right. How? I have no idea.
00:45:37.928 --> 00:45:41.728
Right. Like, I've always thought champagne was, like, maybe the darkest.
00:45:41.728 --> 00:45:44.148
It was, like, a tinted to a yellow.
00:45:44.608 --> 00:45:47.228
Yeah. It's pretty clear. It might be the stuff in it that, like,
00:45:47.388 --> 00:45:51.628
if, like, oil is technically see-through, you know, but it's going to leave an oil stain.
00:45:52.008 --> 00:45:54.968
Well, and then there's, like I said, pink Moscato, which is technically,
00:45:55.228 --> 00:45:57.648
like, a mix of a wine and a champagne.
00:45:57.828 --> 00:46:01.148
So it's kind of pink, different color. but yeah
00:46:01.148 --> 00:46:04.328
i said uh she got to watch apparently her
00:46:04.328 --> 00:46:07.468
man friend get eaten by the same alligator that
00:46:07.468 --> 00:46:10.768
ate chub's hand that is yes
00:46:10.768 --> 00:46:13.808
i am convinced that all of this is taking place
00:46:13.808 --> 00:46:16.768
at the happy gilmore like at
00:46:16.768 --> 00:46:19.748
that golf course because it's got the same pool
00:46:19.748 --> 00:46:22.768
it's got all the same shit and i'm just it's taking place
00:46:22.768 --> 00:46:25.728
that's definitely chub's alligator granted
00:46:25.728 --> 00:46:28.628
chub's hand yeah so i took his head
00:46:28.628 --> 00:46:31.508
but then i also noticed when she comes in and
00:46:31.508 --> 00:46:34.568
says barry was eaten it looks like
00:46:34.568 --> 00:46:38.848
julianne moore is over her right shoulder i
00:46:38.848 --> 00:46:42.228
didn't notice that i just love sean william scott smile yes
00:46:42.228 --> 00:46:45.028
he was super happy about it and then he was oh
00:46:45.028 --> 00:46:51.148
no and then he got super excited about it again did anybody else recognize the
00:46:51.148 --> 00:46:57.008
other cabana boy no that if uh you watch drake and josh that is crazy steve
00:46:57.008 --> 00:47:03.808
nice okay oh you watched i carly that's the older brother again past my time.
00:47:05.428 --> 00:47:12.208
But yeah we get to david de coveney and julianne moore talking and she just
00:47:12.208 --> 00:47:17.948
says or she confronts him and says i'm just a humorless ice maiden in desperate
00:47:17.948 --> 00:47:23.168
need of a good humping and he's oh you heard that yes you fucking heard it dude.
00:47:24.980 --> 00:47:28.300
Are you gonna do what are you gonna do nothing because
00:47:28.300 --> 00:47:31.240
apparently they were right by the end of this movie they figure that out
00:47:31.240 --> 00:47:34.160
so she was just a humorless ice
00:47:34.160 --> 00:47:38.200
maiden in desperate need of a good humping sometimes don't we all sometimes
00:47:38.200 --> 00:47:44.140
you're just sometimes you're just right aren't we all sometimes right um ice
00:47:44.140 --> 00:47:49.300
maidens but that sean william scott returns the alligator which is now looking
00:47:49.300 --> 00:47:52.080
much more like a dinosaur than it did before.
00:47:52.640 --> 00:47:56.060
It's flat now. Right. It's super dead.
00:47:57.980 --> 00:48:02.040
He's like, so this real dickhead died in my golf course.
00:48:03.120 --> 00:48:07.020
Still, doesn't make it right. But I thought you guys should check this shit
00:48:07.020 --> 00:48:08.700
out and it's floating on the table.
00:48:09.901 --> 00:48:15.461
They even make the joke, is that your blow-up doll? Nah, something cooler.
00:48:19.401 --> 00:48:26.041
But then we also... Oh, go ahead. And then... And then... And then...
00:48:26.041 --> 00:48:28.961
I was going to say we jump to the next scene.
00:48:29.241 --> 00:48:31.221
Yes, where the... Which is a Mary
00:48:31.221 --> 00:48:35.721
Kay party, not a sponsor, just so we're clear. Oh, I thought it was HOA.
00:48:36.161 --> 00:48:38.741
And they're trying on makeups and shit. It's a Mary Kay party.
00:48:38.741 --> 00:48:43.381
I thought it was Avon. Avon? Whatever. Either way. We're bringing back Avon?
00:48:45.101 --> 00:48:47.941
Avon, if you want to be a sponsor, I'm down.
00:48:48.761 --> 00:48:51.881
All right. And I do. I want to let you guys know here in just a couple minutes,
00:48:51.881 --> 00:48:55.601
I do have a PSA that I need you guys to pay attention to.
00:48:55.801 --> 00:48:58.501
All right? Is it don't pet a strange dog? No.
00:48:59.081 --> 00:49:01.841
It's a real PSA. I like this. I love that, though.
00:49:02.741 --> 00:49:06.721
You don't have a dog. Yeah. No, I don't have a damn dog. But she's like,
00:49:06.961 --> 00:49:10.501
so you have a real infestation problem. Like, what are you talking about?
00:49:10.981 --> 00:49:15.541
You have dead bugs all over your floor. And then it starts banging on the door.
00:49:15.661 --> 00:49:18.541
And she's like, I think something's in your closet. Like, you're so nonchalant
00:49:18.541 --> 00:49:19.961
about all of this, bitch.
00:49:20.241 --> 00:49:23.021
But then she makes someone else open the fucking door. Yeah, you open the door.
00:49:23.141 --> 00:49:26.701
She's like, it's your closet. Right. But what they find on the other side of
00:49:26.701 --> 00:49:30.281
the door is what would be if E.T. fucked a frog.
00:49:31.201 --> 00:49:34.281
I would say a pug, but we'll go with it. That is definitely.
00:49:34.981 --> 00:49:40.081
Like, it's got, like, the wrinkly skin and shit, but it definitely could not be confused for a dog.
00:49:40.341 --> 00:49:43.641
And then the one lady just says some kind of a rodent. And I was like,
00:49:43.741 --> 00:49:45.281
bitch, you've got to be stupid as hell.
00:49:45.881 --> 00:49:49.301
Like, you guys don't deserve to even have these houses. You've got to.
00:49:49.761 --> 00:49:51.321
Well, they don't. Their husbands do.
00:49:52.561 --> 00:49:55.521
That's why they're having a Mary Kay party on a random Tuesday. Fair.
00:49:57.218 --> 00:50:03.218
Yeah, she's like, she's so scared. And then she puts her hand down to pet this dog thing.
00:50:03.398 --> 00:50:07.958
And you're just like, so first of all, you don't just pet a random dog.
00:50:08.358 --> 00:50:09.858
This is not something you do.
00:50:10.578 --> 00:50:15.938
You let the dog come to you if that's the case. And then its throat opens up
00:50:15.938 --> 00:50:19.898
and a fucking turkey, a demon turkey head comes flying out.
00:50:20.058 --> 00:50:23.818
I actually wrote down the turkey from the movie Thanksgiving pops out of its
00:50:23.818 --> 00:50:25.758
mouth and bites her. Right. Oh lord.
00:50:25.938 --> 00:50:29.638
Once again, this is why birds suck.
00:50:30.913 --> 00:50:33.613
She goes and gets a fucking gun out of her. Hold on. Hold on.
00:50:33.713 --> 00:50:34.973
Hold on a second. It's a junk.
00:50:36.513 --> 00:50:39.773
Dude, this is Tim actually from box office bucket list.
00:50:39.893 --> 00:50:45.633
And we're here with a PSA where if you're a gun owner, please secure your guns
00:50:45.633 --> 00:50:48.773
because this is becoming a serious epidemic.
00:50:49.613 --> 00:50:53.453
Just secure your fucking guns. As soon as I saw this woman just go into her
00:50:53.453 --> 00:50:57.313
drawer and pull out a gun, I was like that fucking tracks. That's the same reason
00:50:57.313 --> 00:50:58.493
that people are shooting up
00:50:58.493 --> 00:51:01.553
schools and shit, is that people are just like, I don't need a gun safe.
00:51:02.213 --> 00:51:04.913
You do. You need a gun safe.
00:51:06.133 --> 00:51:12.493
I don't exactly, I'm not like a huge gun guy, but I do believe in the Second Amendment.
00:51:12.853 --> 00:51:16.533
But at the same time, I believe you need to be able to be a responsible gun
00:51:16.533 --> 00:51:18.533
owner. And this bitch clearly was not.
00:51:19.053 --> 00:51:22.513
And I don't think she knew how to shoot it. I say she never even got a shot
00:51:22.513 --> 00:51:26.673
off, sir. See? Yeah, it died because it was breathing oxygen. Too much.
00:51:27.293 --> 00:51:30.613
And then in another... I die when I have too much oxygen. Exactly.
00:51:31.213 --> 00:51:35.813
And then in another surprise twist, while they're at the diner eating Harry,
00:51:36.033 --> 00:51:39.173
Ira, and... What do you say his name is? Wayne.
00:51:39.893 --> 00:51:45.813
So... We see another person I was not expecting to see, which is Sarah Silverman,
00:51:45.973 --> 00:51:50.833
who plays Ira's ex-girlfriend, Pat Kilbourne's current girlfriend.
00:51:51.493 --> 00:51:55.913
Right. And he's just like, so she stole three of my shirts.
00:51:56.053 --> 00:52:02.173
I'm no expert in the law and law enforcement, but isn't if you take something,
00:52:02.173 --> 00:52:06.273
something from somebody that is not theirs, it is stealing.
00:52:06.513 --> 00:52:09.793
And she's like, yeah, well, fine. You want your fucking shirt?
00:52:09.933 --> 00:52:11.213
And she starts taking it off in the middle of the diner. Right,
00:52:11.213 --> 00:52:14.053
she starts taking it off in the diner. And Wayne is excited.
00:52:14.393 --> 00:52:16.393
Hell yeah. Wayne's excited. And Harry leans over and goes, yeah,
00:52:16.573 --> 00:52:18.953
women just take their shirts off in front of them all the time.
00:52:19.073 --> 00:52:23.233
Before that, you see Ira going to the hotel and stuff.
00:52:24.216 --> 00:52:27.056
When she gets out of the car, her coat gets stuck and then she walks right into
00:52:27.056 --> 00:52:29.036
the door. She's not the brightest.
00:52:30.076 --> 00:52:32.796
She is. The exact same time you see her when there's like, oh,
00:52:32.916 --> 00:52:35.216
there she is, you know, before he says needs a good humping,
00:52:35.596 --> 00:52:37.736
she drops all of her paperwork that she has.
00:52:38.356 --> 00:52:42.776
She is nervous. No, she's clumsy as fuck. No one was around at that point.
00:52:43.056 --> 00:52:45.356
But I just love her dying. She knows she's meeting up with Ira.
00:52:45.556 --> 00:52:50.456
She's nervous. She didn't have Ira there when she dropped all the paperwork.
00:52:51.496 --> 00:52:54.936
They were talking about Ira. She caught her by surprise. Because she says,
00:52:55.256 --> 00:52:59.196
I've been awake for so long, I just want to take a shower, get a two-hour nap. Yeah.
00:53:00.116 --> 00:53:02.776
But I just love for the dinners, like, you're going to finish that bacon?
00:53:02.876 --> 00:53:06.696
He's like, yeah, I'm going to finish it. I ordered it, didn't I? Yeah.
00:53:08.716 --> 00:53:11.256
Tim, if you wanted a milkshake, you should have ordered a milkshake.
00:53:11.376 --> 00:53:13.336
That's why I wanted to bring that up.
00:53:14.988 --> 00:53:20.368
This is then where we get more pervy, Harry. Oh, you shower with the...
00:53:20.368 --> 00:53:22.008
Wayne is asking. Have you seen him in the showers?
00:53:22.288 --> 00:53:24.628
And he's like, shower? Yeah, sometimes I shower with him.
00:53:24.968 --> 00:53:27.028
Right. It's like, really?
00:53:28.028 --> 00:53:32.688
His only defense in this scenario is that they're college professors,
00:53:32.688 --> 00:53:34.488
and at least they're probably 18.
00:53:35.008 --> 00:53:38.468
Right. That's the only defense I'm giving this man. But that's,
00:53:38.548 --> 00:53:41.768
I wrote in my notes, and that's why I'm kind of confused. I just wrote,
00:53:41.928 --> 00:53:44.708
pervy professor is really into the asses of these things.
00:53:45.808 --> 00:53:49.448
Oh, he said, look at the, this, this thing is all ass. So wrong,
00:53:49.548 --> 00:53:51.348
I'm a dog creature. Right.
00:53:51.488 --> 00:53:55.708
It's all ass. It's all ass. Right. So I said he's really into the asses of these things.
00:53:55.988 --> 00:54:00.468
And then that actually brought me to think about a line that I heard from Clerks
00:54:00.468 --> 00:54:04.508
2, which was, yeah, I'd like to be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy
00:54:04.508 --> 00:54:08.208
or find a new alien life form and fuck it. And fuck it.
00:54:08.328 --> 00:54:10.928
I think that's what Pervy Professor is starting to think about here.
00:54:10.948 --> 00:54:13.608
If everything is about to go south, I'm about to fuck one of these aliens.
00:54:13.608 --> 00:54:18.988
So but Wayne comes flying into the back door and goes hey I did a perimeter
00:54:18.988 --> 00:54:24.868
check and there's something here for you to check this shit out or did we touch
00:54:24.868 --> 00:54:28.548
we kind of were going back and forth okay so,
00:54:29.348 --> 00:54:33.588
she's in the middle of getting a shirt back her boyfriend that's with her now is a cop gets a call,
00:54:34.468 --> 00:54:42.828
says hey that's a dog or an animal whatever it's an animal attack Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:43.248 --> 00:54:46.028
So that's how Ira and Harry end up going over there.
00:54:46.288 --> 00:54:52.148
And Wayne. Wayne's doing perimeter search to fake that they're still important to go in there.
00:54:52.668 --> 00:54:56.648
You didn't touch it with your hands, did you? If you touch it with your hands, you're in trouble.
00:54:57.088 --> 00:54:59.888
And so that's how they get in because the officer's just like,
00:54:59.928 --> 00:55:01.248
I'm not letting you fuckers in.
00:55:01.668 --> 00:55:07.208
And you find out the animal has crawled up from the caves underneath the cave burns.
00:55:09.083 --> 00:55:11.803
Yeah, so Wayne comes in, says, you've got to see this outside.
00:55:12.543 --> 00:55:14.783
And great, what does he say?
00:55:15.623 --> 00:55:19.563
Google a Moogle or something like that? Yes. And there's just a whole bunch
00:55:19.563 --> 00:55:23.243
of pterodactyl looking like fuckers. Well, not just pterodactyl, but yes.
00:55:24.123 --> 00:55:30.823
Yeah. Flying animals. But they've pointed out that they still can't adapt. They're still flying.
00:55:31.263 --> 00:55:37.243
Or they're still dying, like even the flying ones, once the cave lets up and there's oxygen.
00:55:37.903 --> 00:55:43.443
Have yet to adapt to our atmosphere yeah right and as they say that they show
00:55:43.443 --> 00:55:47.343
hey that one's alive right they show as it's about to adapt to the atmosphere
00:55:47.343 --> 00:55:50.983
it spits out a whole nother alien,
00:55:51.803 --> 00:55:56.383
pterodactyl that's a big loogie right a whole nother pterodactyl thing and that
00:55:56.383 --> 00:55:58.543
thing flies right off to the mall yeah,
00:55:59.235 --> 00:56:05.035
And then it's a boy. Right. My favorite was just it's flying away. Is that bad?
00:56:05.655 --> 00:56:11.815
It's headed to the mall. I did notice here we see a girl stealing a bunch of clothes.
00:56:12.035 --> 00:56:15.355
Oh, yeah. Like she's just piling on her shit. And I noticed that right away.
00:56:15.635 --> 00:56:19.515
But I also noticed and Katie, you might have more experience with this.
00:56:19.675 --> 00:56:24.455
For me, I only had a little sister, but her hair is loaded with butterfly clips.
00:56:24.655 --> 00:56:27.395
That was so in back then. Oh, shit.
00:56:27.455 --> 00:56:31.555
No idea. Yeah, I have so many of those clips. I do. Pam had a shitload.
00:56:31.975 --> 00:56:36.395
I have so many pictures of me with those fucking clips in. And those clips fucking
00:56:36.395 --> 00:56:39.735
hurt. I think my wife even has pictures of those clips in her hair.
00:56:40.015 --> 00:56:44.555
They were a huge deal back then. And I saw she's got a bunch of them in her hair.
00:56:44.855 --> 00:56:47.555
And she's yelling, just like, stupid bitch.
00:56:48.075 --> 00:56:49.975
Just leave me alone. I'm just getting dressed.
00:56:50.995 --> 00:56:55.855
But someone's knocking, yeah. Yeah, well, she hears knocking. It's a pterodactyl.
00:56:56.475 --> 00:57:00.375
Well, after a while, it starts getting aggressively banging. Well, yes.
00:57:00.815 --> 00:57:05.115
That's what she's just saying. Fuck this. The shoplifter, they grab guns,
00:57:05.215 --> 00:57:06.575
and he's just like, you ever use one of these?
00:57:06.715 --> 00:57:09.495
Wayne asked him if they've ever used one of these before, and he's like,
00:57:09.775 --> 00:57:11.875
that's because I'm a schoolteacher. Don't make me a pussy.
00:57:12.775 --> 00:57:17.175
Exactly. And then you see the shoplifter. Oh, I thought it was reversed.
00:57:17.415 --> 00:57:20.895
It's in my notes reversed, so I must have just skipped ahead.
00:57:21.535 --> 00:57:24.875
But she eventually busts open the door, and it's right in her face,
00:57:24.875 --> 00:57:28.535
I'm gonna knock or pluck your eyes out Or some shit right like that is what
00:57:28.535 --> 00:57:34.295
she says Right and then it grabs her and starts Flying away and then This is where Wayne starts.
00:57:36.975 --> 00:57:43.055
He found a mic Well no this is before Before they're still like searching Yeah
00:57:43.055 --> 00:57:44.795
they're still looking for it Oh yeah yeah yeah,
00:57:46.020 --> 00:57:50.060
Here, birdie, birdie, birdie. Right. Katie's right. When he does find the mic,
00:57:50.220 --> 00:57:53.140
that's when he starts doing some bird noises in there.
00:57:53.620 --> 00:57:56.900
Yeah. And then. He established that bird noises don't work.
00:57:57.560 --> 00:58:01.620
Exactly. Which is. But if you were a bird in a mall, where would you be?
00:58:02.620 --> 00:58:06.240
Laundrie. Exactly. No, not you. The bird. Hey. Laundrie.
00:58:07.700 --> 00:58:14.060
He wasn't wrong. eventually for whatever reason Sean William Scott or Wayne
00:58:14.060 --> 00:58:17.920
starts to just sing you are so beautiful,
00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:22.220
so he gets on the mic he does this because this is one of the lines we always
00:58:22.220 --> 00:58:30.000
quote he gets on the mic and does this little caca caca tukie tukie and horror,
00:58:30.600 --> 00:58:32.340
caca tukie tukie don't work,
00:58:33.160 --> 00:58:37.240
and then he starts singing the you are so beautiful to me and he goes step back
00:58:37.240 --> 00:58:42.080
Harry I'm gonna shoot him Nah, stand down. I'm going to kill this one myself.
00:58:43.220 --> 00:58:47.780
Dude, stop. Stop. You're embarrassing me. But then it works.
00:58:48.420 --> 00:58:52.860
Yeah. He's like, are you guys a girl? I'm communicating with it.
00:58:54.716 --> 00:58:58.956
So Harry jumps up, grabs the girl out of his, out of the thing's hands,
00:58:59.156 --> 00:59:02.096
and. It's working, sing, sing. Right.
00:59:02.516 --> 00:59:04.616
Ira shoots it in the back three times.
00:59:05.276 --> 00:59:07.936
Well, you get the girl, and I'll kill it.
00:59:08.936 --> 00:59:12.516
Exactly. So Harry, you know, ends up going for the girl. Right,
00:59:12.596 --> 00:59:13.636
Harry does save the girl.
00:59:14.236 --> 00:59:19.796
I'll never shoplift again. And then, just like a callback, almost,
00:59:20.256 --> 00:59:25.476
to, I mean, at least for us, to grind, the next one is just a music singing
00:59:25.476 --> 00:59:32.336
montage in a road trip and it's play that funky music white boy okay I want
00:59:32.336 --> 00:59:37.716
to point out before that though when the preacher is down they're all standing the same way,
00:59:38.376 --> 00:59:43.076
like guns everything the same way and then it starts coming back to life then
00:59:43.076 --> 00:59:46.516
they all unload again and then they go back to a different pose but they're all the same,
00:59:47.736 --> 00:59:52.816
yeah it's like nothing happened yeah and then it's play that funky music, White Boy.
00:59:53.476 --> 00:59:58.836
It just cold cuts to it. Yes. And then we cold cut to the governor shows up
00:59:58.836 --> 01:00:03.036
and has no clue, like most governors, what is going on.
01:00:03.876 --> 01:00:07.016
And they only find out because every news... That's what I have for my notes.
01:00:07.216 --> 01:00:13.576
Right. Yes. Because every news broadcast is covering this. All the dead creatures.
01:00:13.876 --> 01:00:18.016
I actually wrote down, this is where Dan Aykroyd started getting the idea for Crystal Head Vodka.
01:00:20.220 --> 01:00:22.920
I mean it could be I mean it's aliens it's the
01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:25.680
other shit but yeah I mean seeing him show up
01:00:25.680 --> 01:00:29.420
in an Ivan Wright movie wasn't too surprising nah
01:00:29.420 --> 01:00:34.960
they start asking basically what they're gonna do with these creatures and well
01:00:34.960 --> 01:00:39.560
I will say one funny part for me is him being the government governor and the
01:00:39.560 --> 01:00:42.880
general hands him all this shit and he's like so these are the schematics and
01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:45.500
like this is the covering he like looks at it for like a second goes I don't
01:00:45.500 --> 01:00:47.820
know what the fuck this thing is just just fucking Right.
01:00:48.100 --> 01:00:50.880
Cut the bureaucratic bullshit and tell me what the fuck's going on. Exactly.
01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:55.920
So she does. She says right now and, you know, we'll lose Glen Canyon in three
01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:58.060
days. We'll lose Arizona in the leak.
01:00:58.240 --> 01:01:00.500
In two months, the whole United States is extinct.
01:01:01.909 --> 01:01:07.049
What is the governor going to do? Bomb them. Well, he said, I don't know if
01:01:07.049 --> 01:01:12.269
we should do all... He's not so big on it at first, but the general's like,
01:01:12.349 --> 01:01:13.929
yeah, so we're just going to do napalm.
01:01:14.969 --> 01:01:19.749
Let's just evacuate all these people and just napalm.
01:01:19.929 --> 01:01:21.829
I mean, it sounds like a situation. If you're going to do that,
01:01:21.889 --> 01:01:22.969
you might as well use a nuke.
01:01:24.149 --> 01:01:27.789
No, nobody's nuking my people. Napalm is just as bad. Nobody's nuking people
01:01:27.789 --> 01:01:34.209
in my state. But while they're discussing all of this shit, they realize that
01:01:34.209 --> 01:01:37.849
one or that they've started to evolve into separate species.
01:01:38.229 --> 01:01:42.449
I mean, we noticed it earlier, but now one of them has become a primate that
01:01:42.449 --> 01:01:46.389
can actually use sticks and it's breaking all of their cameras.
01:01:46.689 --> 01:01:49.889
So they decide to go. Fire liar pants on fire.
01:01:50.469 --> 01:01:54.669
Now that's a face for radio. The fuzzy no nose chimps.
01:01:56.369 --> 01:01:59.409
But the they check the when
01:01:59.409 --> 01:02:02.669
the elevator comes up nothing's there
01:02:02.669 --> 01:02:06.629
it's just a distraction so when they start looking the lights
01:02:06.629 --> 01:02:13.829
start to flicker and go out and they jump up behind them from the original entry
01:02:13.829 --> 01:02:21.509
hole the monkey does the monkeys grabs the little weakling lackey boy for the
01:02:21.509 --> 01:02:24.989
general and then grabs Dan Aykroyd.
01:02:27.106 --> 01:02:30.186
Once again, she falls into Wayne's lap. Or no, that's later.
01:02:30.346 --> 01:02:31.846
I'm sorry. That's later. I'm ahead of myself.
01:02:32.726 --> 01:02:38.306
But Wayne ends up saving Ira and the governor. Yeah, shoots the monkey.
01:02:38.506 --> 01:02:39.726
Right, he shoots the hell out of it.
01:02:40.686 --> 01:02:44.346
Reed gets into an argument with the general.
01:02:44.746 --> 01:02:48.786
Because they're forced out and she realizes, like, no, they're the best hope for this.
01:02:49.306 --> 01:02:53.146
Right. Well, and on top of that, she knows that they have to do some sort of
01:02:53.146 --> 01:02:57.746
environmental safety routine and not just napalm the shit out of the area.
01:02:58.166 --> 01:03:02.426
Yeah, they haven't investigated anything. They also don't know what kills it yet.
01:03:03.126 --> 01:03:06.666
Like, they just discovered this thing. Granted, you have to move rather quickly,
01:03:06.666 --> 01:03:11.506
but they just discovered this thing recently, so they don't know anything about it.
01:03:11.726 --> 01:03:16.026
Yeah, that's when, and then this is when she falls into Wayne's lap trying to
01:03:16.026 --> 01:03:17.026
get in the back of the Jeep.
01:03:17.146 --> 01:03:20.366
Well, that's why she's like, you got room for one more? And he's like, hell yeah.
01:03:21.206 --> 01:03:24.226
And he's like, well, hi, you haven't been properly introduced.
01:03:24.226 --> 01:03:30.926
When she falls into his lap, it's her head in his crotch. That's how she falls.
01:03:31.906 --> 01:03:35.606
And then she looks and goes, well, I'm kind of with him. He's like,
01:03:35.706 --> 01:03:37.966
oh, yeah, you're right, yep. Exactly.
01:03:39.666 --> 01:03:44.366
She's got her eyes for David to come. So the evacuation has started,
01:03:44.406 --> 01:03:47.126
and they're the only ones driving into the mess.
01:03:47.946 --> 01:03:51.206
She has informed them that she's gotten all their samples and files back,
01:03:52.006 --> 01:03:55.366
and so that if they survive this, They'll get the credit for it.
01:03:56.246 --> 01:04:01.046
There's a giant party at the university. One chick is carrying around a sign
01:04:01.046 --> 01:04:03.186
that says, I can't die a virgin.
01:04:03.546 --> 01:04:07.286
And then anytime someone walks by her, you can tell she's like, hey.
01:04:08.175 --> 01:04:12.315
Well, that's at one point you can actually hear her say, you wanna like pointing
01:04:12.315 --> 01:04:16.275
at somebody that's I mean, I guess it would suck if the world's about to end
01:04:16.275 --> 01:04:17.315
and you're still a virgin.
01:04:17.855 --> 01:04:22.295
Sometimes you just got to go out and, you know, find yours. But I did write
01:04:22.295 --> 01:04:25.195
down that this could not be an early 2000s.
01:04:25.435 --> 01:04:32.535
Anything movie, commercial video game. If you did not include Power Man 5000.
01:04:33.295 --> 01:04:36.455
Yep. Like What is
01:04:36.455 --> 01:04:43.975
that song called Is it when worlds Worlds collide Yes that's what this one is
01:04:43.975 --> 01:04:49.455
But yeah Power Man 5000 Was everywhere I wasn't a huge Fan of them but I knew
01:04:49.455 --> 01:04:55.575
somebody who was And that CD Was on all the time But I did say that this.
01:04:56.575 --> 01:05:02.035
No it was actually Ryan from high school but yeah I didn't hate them they just
01:05:02.035 --> 01:05:08.195
Weren't in my rotation I was going to point out at the end, I do enjoy the music
01:05:08.195 --> 01:05:09.275
that's in this. Oh, yeah.
01:05:09.535 --> 01:05:15.035
The soundtrack itself, I might have to look up for in vinyl because it's pretty solid.
01:05:15.615 --> 01:05:19.975
And I did put down that this party looks more fun than the Armageddon party and Little Nicky.
01:05:20.495 --> 01:05:24.015
And that party was looking pretty good. The only thing that could put it over
01:05:24.015 --> 01:05:27.735
for me with Little Nicky is having lived where I was living.
01:05:27.975 --> 01:05:31.255
I had Popeye's chicken a lot, and it really is the shiznit.
01:05:31.595 --> 01:05:38.555
It really is. Just put a big bucket of Popeye's chicken in this party. I'd rather be here.
01:05:39.809 --> 01:05:42.289
Everybody seems pretty chill about the end of the world coming.
01:05:42.489 --> 01:05:44.789
They're just trying to fulfill their...
01:05:45.609 --> 01:05:48.549
They're just trying to fulfill whatever they can on their bucket list.
01:05:48.669 --> 01:05:51.409
And for one chick, it was losing her virginity. For another guy,
01:05:51.469 --> 01:05:52.249
I'm sure it was drinking.
01:05:52.289 --> 01:05:56.649
For another one, he probably sold all of his stuff. Hey, guys,
01:05:56.769 --> 01:05:58.969
you probably shouldn't have been drinking. One of them was probably trying to fuck an alien.
01:05:59.489 --> 01:06:03.409
Exactly. One of them definitely did. And then when it deflates at the end,
01:06:03.509 --> 01:06:04.249
you're like, what the hell?
01:06:04.889 --> 01:06:07.909
They get in here, and they get into the office,
01:06:08.509 --> 01:06:12.669
And they're just sitting here like What is making you guys like How do I kill
01:06:12.669 --> 01:06:16.489
you Yeah he's talking to him He's like you don't lost your damn mind.
01:06:17.769 --> 01:06:21.749
But he's trying to figure out like how they He's like yeah he's like When do
01:06:21.749 --> 01:06:26.269
you start smoking I don't think this is the time to be Do you care about your
01:06:26.269 --> 01:06:31.389
health But he throws the match into the Butry dish and that thing just,
01:06:32.189 --> 01:06:37.569
Instantly ignites and starts Spreading like crazy It turns into the blight Like,
01:06:37.649 --> 01:06:40.149
that shit's gross. It was all over, like, the last of us.
01:06:40.589 --> 01:06:44.109
It looked like something that would grow out of Monstro Elisu. Exactly.
01:06:44.949 --> 01:06:48.989
I love Monstro Elisu. And that's when they find out that, well,
01:06:49.009 --> 01:06:52.989
if a little match is going to do that, what's a bunch of napalm going to do?
01:06:53.049 --> 01:06:55.669
Wayne says you got to call that Dick General.
01:06:55.849 --> 01:06:59.749
Dick General, yeah. Which, by the way, Adam, I know we've talked about it before,
01:06:59.789 --> 01:07:02.469
but I think your porn name should be Dick General.
01:07:03.389 --> 01:07:05.109
Jesus. That would be a good one.
01:07:06.109 --> 01:07:09.329
My name's Dick General Anyway so,
01:07:10.369 --> 01:07:15.569
But The General ignores all the calls He goes tell her I'm not available Right
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and the woman even stares at him like Are you sure what the fuck And he's I'm
01:07:19.109 --> 01:07:22.829
serious And then they get the two,
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The two guys The brothers The brothers are friends,
01:07:28.189 --> 01:07:31.369
Yeah they're brothers because it's their uncle Not his uncle.
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Come in with beers like hey let's just you know here's some
01:07:35.645 --> 01:07:38.465
beers let's have a party where it's about
01:07:38.465 --> 01:07:41.825
to be over anyways and thanks i just quit smoking
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right that's when he starts looking at the
01:07:44.665 --> 01:07:47.405
shirt and he's like hey i think i figured out how to kill this and this
01:07:47.405 --> 01:07:50.465
this is where i said this is where i said earlier that you
01:07:50.465 --> 01:07:53.565
can't be a scientist if you don't have the periodic table on
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you at all times apparently because she has
01:07:56.805 --> 01:07:59.765
a shirt right she has a shirt that has a periodic table
01:07:59.765 --> 01:08:02.505
on the back of it and ira just happened to
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be looking at it and he was like hey if you look right here arsenic
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makes to do that so then selenium so
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we're carbon-based life form and arsenic is what kills us so they're nitrogen
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based so same move down over selenium where are we gonna get some selenium that's
01:08:20.565 --> 01:08:25.025
when they're 500 gallons of 500 gallons of selenium he's like oh we got you
01:08:25.025 --> 01:08:27.825
head and shoulders it's a ginger shampoo.
01:08:28.545 --> 01:08:31.705
Haven't you seen how flaky free and clean our
01:08:31.705 --> 01:08:35.385
hair is and there's like the first ingredient is selenium
01:08:35.385 --> 01:08:38.485
sulfite active ingredient but yes first active
01:08:38.485 --> 01:08:42.825
ingredient is selenium sulfite and they're like looks that up he's all confused
01:08:42.825 --> 01:08:46.145
like you guys haven't said you guys haven't known shit all fucking semester
01:08:46.145 --> 01:08:51.645
and you guys know this shit okay you don't know anything you just got your A's
01:08:51.645 --> 01:08:56.105
and they're just like yeah hell yeah Yeah, I mean, they're about to save the world.
01:08:56.205 --> 01:09:00.465
They better get more than A's. And so they start stuffing a fire truck with
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bottles and bottles and bottles of Head & Shoulders.
01:09:03.165 --> 01:09:07.605
Which, by the way, definitely a sponsor in this movie. Definitely a sponsor.
01:09:08.425 --> 01:09:11.405
I'm fine with, hey, I'd be a sponsor for Head & Shoulders. Right,
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Head & Shoulders, if you want. I do have flaky hair.
01:09:14.545 --> 01:09:16.685
But with you, I could be flaky free.
01:09:17.925 --> 01:09:19.305
Shiny and flaky free.
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We just did a commercial for you and we didn't even get paid.
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And Allison stops Ira and just so awkwardly, I would have rocked your world.
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You already did it. You already have. Right. Let's shampoo some aliens.
01:09:38.138 --> 01:09:44.538
So they drive through and they find the opening of an old silver mine to get
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into the underbelly of where they're all back into the little crane.
01:09:49.198 --> 01:09:50.678
They're trying to go back to ground zero.
01:09:51.598 --> 01:09:56.658
And just like the Iron Giant, the government will kill anything it fears.
01:09:57.398 --> 01:10:01.018
Yeah. So they were just like, fuck it. We're here. We're going to napalm it.
01:10:01.138 --> 01:10:04.118
Like the governor shows up and he's like, when are we going to light this candle?
01:10:05.078 --> 01:10:07.218
And they're just like, we're waiting for you, sir.
01:10:09.098 --> 01:10:13.318
And also, they're not supposed to fire it till like noon or some shit. Right.
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So they think they have time to get down there. Right. And then one of my favorite
01:10:18.438 --> 01:10:21.298
lines from Nathan Supley is...
01:10:22.345 --> 01:10:26.005
Blue wave. Blue monkey. Blue monkey. Yeah, blue monkey. Blue monkey.
01:10:26.625 --> 01:10:29.245
I like right before that when they were on their way, though,
01:10:29.365 --> 01:10:33.625
he's like half a click to the left. Half a click. What is this, Vietnam?
01:10:34.205 --> 01:10:36.185
I'm digging this. Work with me, baby.
01:10:37.145 --> 01:10:43.085
But they shoot the napalm off and it just starts spreading like wildfire.
01:10:43.525 --> 01:10:49.665
It's shaking the ground. It is multiplying at a rapid rate. It's growing. It's massive.
01:10:50.085 --> 01:10:55.285
It's coming out of the ground. this mouth is trying to eat everyone they're trying to run out,
01:10:56.305 --> 01:11:04.025
and this is where the CGI budget is hitting its max but again at the time I
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don't know if it would have looked like that.
01:11:08.285 --> 01:11:13.425
Definitely not at the time no I mean we have stuff to compare it to now Spy
01:11:13.425 --> 01:11:16.105
Kids 2 was supposed to look like shit,
01:11:17.025 --> 01:11:20.865
Galaxy Quest I feel like they
01:11:20.865 --> 01:11:24.165
had cgi looked really good at the beginning and
01:11:24.165 --> 01:11:27.005
then as certain scenes played out it was like they
01:11:27.005 --> 01:11:30.545
barely got out of alpha build like the golem in
01:11:30.545 --> 01:11:33.665
galaxy quest very similar but here yes
01:11:33.665 --> 01:11:37.025
i think that it's less space jammy
01:11:37.025 --> 01:11:40.065
but it's still very weird i wouldn't
01:11:40.065 --> 01:11:42.905
know anything else to really compare it to that would also
01:11:42.905 --> 01:11:46.225
have done cgi at the time i don't recall thinking it
01:11:46.225 --> 01:11:49.045
looked like shit i thought it looked amazing at the time
01:11:49.045 --> 01:11:52.785
and i saw it easily 50 times so alien
01:11:52.785 --> 01:12:00.905
freaks is 2002 so compared to is actually way before for 98 for blade for the
01:12:00.905 --> 01:12:08.245
final creature for the blood demon whatever the lab marjora or whatever it's
01:12:08.245 --> 01:12:10.505
called yeah it's been forever since i watched blade,
01:12:12.172 --> 01:12:16.492
We missed one of my favorite friends, too. Go, go for it. If we skipped over
01:12:16.492 --> 01:12:19.112
it, bring us back. I can wait. Go.
01:12:19.772 --> 01:12:22.272
It was when the general showed up, and he's like, what are you,
01:12:22.352 --> 01:12:23.472
keep my chair warm for me?
01:12:24.252 --> 01:12:27.852
And then he sits down, and he goes, I'll take a pair of spy glasses and a hot
01:12:27.852 --> 01:12:32.232
chocolate. Like, clearly, he has nothing to do with any of this.
01:12:34.152 --> 01:12:38.712
Well, I do love it after the blast. He's like, we need some wieners.
01:12:38.892 --> 01:12:41.292
He's like, oh. Got there going. Should have brought some wieners.
01:12:41.592 --> 01:12:43.412
Yeah. So that can be arranged.
01:12:44.012 --> 01:12:46.932
But yeah. Oh, really? We could?
01:12:47.612 --> 01:12:51.152
And then great flaming hairballs. This shit's getting huge.
01:12:52.392 --> 01:12:55.532
Right. That shit's getting out of control. And I even wrote down,
01:12:55.632 --> 01:12:56.932
look what you did, you little jerk.
01:12:57.832 --> 01:13:01.632
Yeah. And I mean, this thing is just destroying houses.
01:13:02.112 --> 01:13:06.652
So what has happened now is they've napalmed it. And it has all become one giant
01:13:06.652 --> 01:13:09.312
single cell organism again.
01:13:09.932 --> 01:13:11.692
It's like massive.
01:13:13.412 --> 01:13:19.152
Yeah, but it's now starting to split. It's getting ready to divide mitosis.
01:13:19.672 --> 01:13:23.372
Yeah, because how large it is, it's taking longer. So like, all right,
01:13:23.472 --> 01:13:24.472
well, we got to get in there.
01:13:24.752 --> 01:13:29.592
So where does anybody want to say where they decide to cut back to the mayor?
01:13:29.932 --> 01:13:31.832
Hey, what's the fire truck doing out there?
01:13:32.872 --> 01:13:38.992
They find the butthole. Exactly. This is the first time that pervy professor does not find the ass.
01:13:39.052 --> 01:13:41.612
And I think it's because it's missing the cheeks.
01:13:42.172 --> 01:13:45.052
I think if he saw the cheeks, he'd be like, hey, let's go up there.
01:13:45.172 --> 01:13:48.732
So he's not an asshole man. He's just an ass man. Right. He's an ass man.
01:13:49.292 --> 01:13:50.752
He's all talk and no play.
01:13:51.332 --> 01:13:54.832
And I'm an ass man. But they get farted on.
01:13:55.632 --> 01:14:02.692
And then, so they go, they land underneath it. Not land, but park underneath it. And are going up.
01:14:06.074 --> 01:14:13.614
And Grady is like nah me first I gotta score to settle with this one and then
01:14:13.614 --> 01:14:19.234
he does tap his ass while he says that they're like I think what are they doing
01:14:19.234 --> 01:14:20.994
I think he's gonna give him a joke.
01:14:22.954 --> 01:14:28.734
He starts spraying it and it's boofing this shit cause it sucks fucking hairy
01:14:28.734 --> 01:14:34.794
right up his head and I wrote down please just leave pervy professor there Yeah.
01:14:35.354 --> 01:14:38.754
Really? Just let the alien take Purby for presser? Because you guys got to get
01:14:38.754 --> 01:14:42.614
the fuck out of there. Yeah. Unfortunately, they don't. They pull him back out.
01:14:42.954 --> 01:14:47.394
Yeah, but he looks at Ira and says, don't tell anybody where I've been.
01:14:47.554 --> 01:14:51.714
He goes, you can't imagine what I've seen up there. Don't you dare tell anyone where I've been.
01:14:52.374 --> 01:14:57.314
But they get out of there. And once again, like Tim said, if anything we've
01:14:57.314 --> 01:15:03.174
learned is the explosion happens right when you're in safety or it pushes you to safety. Yeah.
01:15:04.074 --> 01:15:07.534
And then we get to, here's a question I have for everybody.
01:15:08.034 --> 01:15:13.634
Which kiss is more disgusting? This one or the one at the end of Dead Alive?
01:15:13.754 --> 01:15:15.454
I'm going to say Dead Alive. With a color in the blood.
01:15:16.094 --> 01:15:19.054
Only because. This at least said shampoo. Right.
01:15:19.314 --> 01:15:22.234
Reed at least plays with it on
01:15:22.234 --> 01:15:27.534
Duchovny's face. I would not touch nasty viscera out of my giant mother.
01:15:27.754 --> 01:15:30.074
It's just not happening. Yeah, no.
01:15:31.134 --> 01:15:35.874
It's like either way. I'm just like this. And he at least tries to wipe it off, like... Yeah.
01:15:36.794 --> 01:15:41.294
Nah. But yeah, so... All the remaining alien force was eliminated...
01:15:43.348 --> 01:15:46.068
He says, like, I wouldn't want to miss this for anything. Anything,
01:15:46.208 --> 01:15:48.568
huh? Sneaks off for Hanky Panky.
01:15:49.468 --> 01:15:52.288
Exactly. She's giving her the cane madness.
01:15:53.408 --> 01:15:57.248
Yep. So Wayne is now a fireman.
01:15:57.968 --> 01:16:04.748
The governor talked to them. And then Harry is giving a medal as well.
01:16:04.848 --> 01:16:09.268
And then, yeah, that's when they try to give the other two their medals. And they're gone.
01:16:10.668 --> 01:16:14.248
That's when he says, yeah, the cane madness. and
01:16:14.248 --> 01:16:19.808
so they sneak off and they go fuck in the fire truck and then it cuts to a head
01:16:19.808 --> 01:16:24.288
and shoulders ad yeah yeah they definitely end with a head and shoulders commercial
01:16:24.288 --> 01:16:31.888
here which I find funny that Harry's bottle is backwards yes I was gonna point that out yes,
01:16:32.568 --> 01:16:36.208
but yeah they're like oh yeah you never know when you have to fight off aliens
01:16:36.208 --> 01:16:40.908
or battle with your flakes of your dandruff that's why we keep head and shoulders
01:16:40.908 --> 01:16:46.428
in our home like now it's a defensive mechanism got it and then credits.
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Alright what did everyone think Adam we'll start with you since we started with
01:16:53.748 --> 01:16:57.548
you at the beginning what did you think about this movie and give us a rating,
01:16:58.548 --> 01:17:05.568
I still enjoy this movie I enjoy it I love all the little quips from every single one of the actors,
01:17:06.368 --> 01:17:11.528
definitely a movie like I said I thought I owned so when I didn't find out my
01:17:11.588 --> 01:17:13.948
Bullshit. I made sure I bought it.
01:17:15.810 --> 01:17:20.130
It's already back in my collection. It's in the list. It's there. Nice.
01:17:20.830 --> 01:17:23.830
I mean, which is good, because I found when trying to stream this movie,
01:17:24.030 --> 01:17:26.570
it is not available hardly anywhere. Yeah.
01:17:27.030 --> 01:17:33.510
I had to watch it secondhand at some points because someone was already watching it on Fandango. Yeah.
01:17:34.530 --> 01:17:41.290
All the actors in it, whether it be cameos, starring roles, it's top-notch across the board to me.
01:17:41.990 --> 01:17:45.390
Adam, what are you thinking? Because I do enjoy it. my score is
01:17:45.390 --> 01:17:48.130
a 4.5 oh yeah Andrew what were you
01:17:48.130 --> 01:17:54.610
thinking in the score I enjoy this movie and I still do I did feel a little
01:17:54.610 --> 01:17:58.390
bit older that the earlier parts of the movie like I'd probably say the first
01:17:58.390 --> 01:18:04.090
like 20-25 minutes did drag a little bit more than I remember it being when
01:18:04.090 --> 01:18:05.910
I was a kid and watching this.
01:18:07.310 --> 01:18:10.650
Obviously like I said before like CGI being
01:18:10.650 --> 01:18:16.090
bad now will never affect my score towards a movie whether it's was purposely
01:18:16.090 --> 01:18:22.130
bad cgi or just happened to be it because over the years and i will watch this
01:18:22.130 --> 01:18:26.830
movie again and i've been having a lot of fun with this category so i am really
01:18:26.830 --> 01:18:28.530
looking forward to the next movie as well,
01:18:29.290 --> 01:18:35.010
it's a 3.75 for me it's a very good movie it is a movie i'll watch again.
01:18:36.318 --> 01:18:42.018
And it's one of the very few funny alien movies that are out there.
01:18:42.138 --> 01:18:47.878
It's one of the rare occasions, actually, where a science movie is pretty hilarious.
01:18:48.098 --> 01:18:52.698
Because while I did give it a lot of shit for constantly bringing up evolution
01:18:52.698 --> 01:18:57.758
and mitosis and, you know, basically spin fooding it throughout the movie,
01:18:57.938 --> 01:19:01.898
it actually tried with some of the stuff that it went with,
01:19:02.138 --> 01:19:04.878
like describing mitosis and some of those other things.
01:19:04.878 --> 01:19:07.558
I guess I'll kind of just go right into me.
01:19:07.958 --> 01:19:11.698
Again, I had friends who were obsessed with this movie. I've seen it multiple
01:19:11.698 --> 01:19:16.978
times. I did not recall as much exposition in the movie as there was,
01:19:17.098 --> 01:19:19.878
so I did think that slowed it down just a little bit for me.
01:19:20.078 --> 01:19:25.618
The CGI did not take me out of it. I did, much like Adam said. I loved the cast.
01:19:25.758 --> 01:19:29.858
I loved including, I mean, just the small people that showed up.
01:19:29.978 --> 01:19:34.178
I mean, Pat Kilbane, Sarah Silverman.
01:19:35.158 --> 01:19:40.098
Kyle Gass was in there. There's just random people that were all so nice to
01:19:40.098 --> 01:19:42.138
see. Donkey Lips, Ethan Suplee.
01:19:43.218 --> 01:19:47.298
Granted, with all of that stuff, I'm going to have to give it a four out of
01:19:47.298 --> 01:19:49.478
five. All right, and Katie?
01:19:50.238 --> 01:19:53.138
I picked this, like I said, because it's a huge thing for my family.
01:19:53.358 --> 01:19:55.098
I watch it at least once a year.
01:19:55.718 --> 01:19:58.518
I do own it. I probably own two copies of it somewhere.
01:19:59.218 --> 01:20:01.798
Everyone in my family has it. Is that where my other copy went?
01:20:02.278 --> 01:20:04.558
I've had them before I even knew you.
01:20:04.558 --> 01:20:11.878
It is something like i said we quote all the time i don't get tired of re-watching
01:20:11.878 --> 01:20:16.538
it i will put it on if i'm doing something just a background noise because i
01:20:16.538 --> 01:20:17.918
i know it like it's just funny,
01:20:18.418 --> 01:20:23.338
with that and being like where i'm still getting and still find smaller things
01:20:23.338 --> 01:20:28.898
like to re-watch i am giving it a 4.25 all right that definitely puts you at
01:20:28.898 --> 01:20:30.698
the top of the list for all of us.
01:20:31.970 --> 01:20:37.710
Is a possibility of you going to the debate. So we'll have to see how I do.
01:20:38.310 --> 01:20:44.330
But who knows? Maybe it'll be you and me in the debate. I feel pretty good about this one.
01:20:45.230 --> 01:20:51.550
I want it. I want to give you the lowest score. Fuck. Well then, I'm not that mean.
01:20:52.170 --> 01:20:58.330
Alright. That's fair. I was not paying attention as we were counting what was Katie's overall. 16.5.
01:20:58.610 --> 01:21:01.450
Tim, you have to beat 12.25.
01:21:02.530 --> 01:21:06.010
To not get kicked out. 12.25, you say?
01:21:06.670 --> 01:21:11.830
Yep. Okay, I'm pretty sure I can do that. Prepare the ship for ludicrous speed.
01:21:12.190 --> 01:21:16.730
Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall,
01:21:17.150 --> 01:21:21.170
cancel the three-ring circus, and secure all animals in the zoo.