Have More Faith | Below Deck Med S13 E1

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All right, so Rainbow is given the second stew position,
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and Rosa says, I hope this doesn't get to her head.
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We cut from that wish, or hope, dare I say,
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to Rainbow in a talking head interview saying, you know,
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it's essentially like if Thanos, like when Thanos gets all
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of the stones, this is this moment where she's like,
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I can make this boat mine now. Hello and welcome
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aboard another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV. I
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am Dale. That is Pat.
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Great to be here. Permission to come aboard.
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We're launching, dare I say, voyaging into a new season
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of Below Deck Reg. Captain Kerry is here. Phrase is back.
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Rainbow's back. We've got a whole new cast of Sea Rats, but...
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Before we move forward, last week while I was in Virginia,
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we had a little moment where some fans had tipped
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you off onto the failings of one producer, Kalen. He
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was making you look... Fat. I disagree, but your beauty
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is yours to behold. So I thought that we had
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come to terms with a very painful decision that we
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were going to fire producer Kalen because he was useless.
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He was not doing his one job, which is to
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make you look good. In fact, was making you, in
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your words, fat looking. So why is he here?
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Because in your absence in the past week, Kalen has
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come in here, and we reworked the lighting. I am
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very satisfied with my new face. Go to YouTube.
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Watch us like a movie.
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Yeah, watch us like a movie. This is a reason
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for you guys to get over there and subscribe. Watch
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old Patty's new face.
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Watch old Patty's new face over there at YouTube, Bad TV.
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I don't know. Like you would a whale fall or
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something like that. Just go over there and check it out.
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Just making movies out of like ideas in a concept room. Hey,
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what if you got sucked into a whale's mouth? I
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smell two and a half hour movie. That's what I smell.
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Yeah. I think, I mean, Kalen, uh, I'm kind of
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jonesing to go see it.
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I really want to see it.
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I'm excited.
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I want to see how you make a two-and-a-half-hour movie
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out of a dude going in a whale's mouth.
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It's a book. I think there's some familial father-son pain
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that he has to reckon with to get out of
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the whale's asshole or something like that. But we're going
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to talk about Below Deck before. We do. Pat, tell
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them what is coming.
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Oh, my God. What isn't coming? We're going to be
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recapping more shows that we're not. That's a much better question.
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What isn't coming?
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Okay. This week they drop Love is Blind Boston. I'm
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from Massachusetts. I'm not from Boston. I grew up about
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45 minutes away from Boston. I might as well have
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lived in Alaska because it's nothing like living in Boston.
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Right, right, right.
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But I know the people from there, and it's going
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to be a great season. I've already looked at the cast.
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There are some lookers there. And we're going to be
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recapping the first couple episodes. They'll be free. The rest
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of the episodes will be behind a paywall. So come
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support us there. It's some of our best work. We
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are very snarky with that particular show. And how can
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you not be?
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In a word. In a word. I was in Boston yesterday, actually. Layover.
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We'll get into the show, but I saw a woman
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today in the same regalia. What are your thoughts on
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Harvard merch?
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Harvard merch?
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People wearing Harvard merch out in the wild. Because it's like,
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I don't want you to be embarrassed. It's nothing to
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be embarrassed. It's a great achievement to have gone to
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that hallowed institution. But where are those t-shirts? It's kind
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of like, what is the fuck?
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I don't know. It kind of says, I'm better than you.
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Yes, it does. You know who they are better than, probably? Searans.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
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Probably.
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Well, let me continue. We are also doing The Real
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Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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Oh, yes. That's right.
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We are also doing Traitors, which for now is going
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to be free.
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Traitors, New Blood, a.k.a.
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Normies.
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That's right. Great show. And we're also doing Real Housewives
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of Orange County, which is a total shit show and
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a hate watch. And we hate covering it, but I
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think we only got four episodes left.
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Yeah.
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And I think that.
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About covers it. Yeah, Emily's child has an aversion to
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French fries, is also going through a very, very tough
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time in his life. It's very sad.
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Right.
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So that's great. And then Traitors, there was a guy
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that actually farted while he was trapped inside a coffin.
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He, yeah.
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I mean, think of that, right? He'd do that, yeah.
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All right, so we are setting out on a brand
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new season. It is Below Deck Reg. We've got the
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whole cast of characters back. What did you think of
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the first episode, and how many pots would you give it?
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All right, these are my thoughts and thoughts, and I
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may go long here, but it's the beginning. It's the
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first episode. I'm very excited.
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Can I, I want to tell the fans about this
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beautiful gift that you got me. Really? I don't think
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they care. You got me a collector booster, a pack
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of the, the new Hobbit from magic, the gathering. And
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I just love the guy. I mean, it's so thoughtful.
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You went in there, you said, what, what should I
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get for a nerd?
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My exact words.
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Love you. All right, let's get into it.
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All right.
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What can I say? We're in Phuket, Thailand, uh, not
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a place you can tiptoe into, uh, said by Captain Kerry.
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Yeah.
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Not because of all the fucking sandwiches everywhere, including those
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face masks that people wear. We saw that on the
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first five minutes of the episode.
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Okay. It's a place... Sorry, and I know that these
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are your pots, and you said that you were going
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to go long, but you've been to Thailand.
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I have.
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I've not. When you say there's sandwiches everywhere, what does
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that mean?
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Well, they make a lot of stuff out of it,
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like that face mask.
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Okay. Mm-hmm.
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May I continue? Okay, it's a place of noise. I'm
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still quoting Captain Carey. A place of noise, lights, and
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that James Bond island. Fun fact. Also a place where
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about a thousand people died in that 2004 tsunami.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear it's tough out there.
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No, no, no. You wouldn't know it because there's no
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fucking monuments, no memorial statues. In fact, there's not a
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single trace that anything bad ever happened there. Why, you
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might ask.
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Why is that, Pat?
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Because it's bad for fucking business. The way they make
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their money there is tourism. Why the fuck would you
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remind people that a thousand lost their lives there?
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It's like what Six Flags is doing with X2. It
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claims lives almost annually.
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What are you going to do? Are you going to
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have a memorial of everybody that fucking had brain trauma?
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Are you going to put up slack there?
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No.
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No. Nothing happened here. Nothing to see. So fuck it.
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Captain Kerry's here. We love him, Fraser, his snarky self,
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and we love Rainbow. who appears to always be on
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a knife's edge of going postal at any moment. And
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while terrifying, it makes for wonderful viewing. I love it. Also,
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we love Chef Mo, a bunch of good-looking people who have,
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no doubt in my mind, are Category 11 on the
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fucked-up scale.
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Yeah.
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75 knots. Kalen.
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Yeah. Shut up, man. All right, I thought it was
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a good first episode. I love Captain Carryback, the accent.
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This boat is, I think, Azul Cinco. It is a
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pile of shit, okay? This place, the boat, it's old.
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The engines do not work. The engines work in some
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rickety kind of steampunk way where you have like three
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chances to... The inside looks like if the Brady Bunch...
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met a boat. Um, so I'm excited for this to
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be our home for the next.
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You know, 16, I am as well.
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Um, but yeah, it was a great first, uh, first
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outing for us. And I'm happy that this cast is back.
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Can I say with the strength of the season that
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came before it, one of the best below deck seasons
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of all time, um, I'm sad that we do not
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have more of them back. Soleil was never coming back.
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She's out in left field.
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And to remind everyone, that was the very, very, very
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lazy French woman.
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Yes.
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Who still apparently haunts Rainbow.
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In a major way. In a lopsided kind of way.
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Let it go. But Damo and the little lady that
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was making out with everybody, there were so many of
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those cast members that I thought were going to come back.
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I hope we get Kyle Cook back.
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Oh, Kyle Cook, yeah. The Scottman. Yeah, the Scottman.
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I went out drinking with him for an entire night.
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I had no idea what the fuck he was saying.
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And not because he was drunk.
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No. And I was there for a little bit, and
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it was difficult to understand him.
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But I love him.
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It's a universal language, man. Love. All right. So let's
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get into it. How many pots? 81. What a tie
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to be alive is the title of this episode. And
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Kerry kicks off the intro package. Thailand. Puket. As you mentioned,
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the lights, the energy, the men that look like women
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who you still will absolutely have sex with.
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I noticed when we were there in Phuket, a lot
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of Australian males go there alone to vacation.
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I am a little creeped out by men that voyage
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to Thailand. If it's a group, it's a little less weird.
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um but going solo to thailand um are you there
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for the cuisine do you love the spicy food.
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Personal story get out of here there is a particular
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bravo celeb from the early days of bravo that i
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had kind of befriended as a drinking buddy at laurel tavern.
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Who yearly would go you're going to name.
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Him i I can't, I'm sorry. But, uh, cause I,
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if you, I bet he'd be litigious if I said
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his name, uh, he would go there for a month
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and he would go there for sex.
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Yeah.
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Personal story, uh, too. I, I think I've mentioned this before,
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but I used to work for the disgraced, um, uh, pedophile, Dr.
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Bruce Hensel, who was a, uh, uh, I don't know
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if the, if the, it came out in the Washington
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court or whatever. He was definitely accused of it though. And, um,
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He was a medical correspondent for NBC affiliate. And it
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was my job to send a mass email out to
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everybody in his contact announcing his new podcast that we
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were working on. And I, because I smoke so much
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pot and was so young, I put the entire contact
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list in the two sections. So everyone could see the
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email addresses of which there were hundreds and hundreds and hundreds.
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There were so many actually that I sent multiple emails
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because I just couldn't fit that many people in one.
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But somebody responded to everyone on the email, congrats on
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the new podcast. Why do you go to Thailand every
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year for multiple months, you fucking creep? You're a fucking
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sick fuck. And I was like, how am I not
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fired from this job? I was not. It was crazy.
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Because you wanted to have sex with him.
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My bad. He did ask me to go in a
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jacuzzi one evening when i was house sitting i said
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no okay so um phrase seems to be back in
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full force and we're just i'm gonna just break down
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this tease portion it's it's pretty quick but okay um
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he's talking about how the he hopes the charter guests
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pass away he's calling the pieces of feces um because
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frazier is a really interesting character frazier is actually wealthy Now,
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you know, Fraser has actual class. Now, we have tried
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to peg down the source of his wealth. I've posited
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that his father is a clandestine economic hitman. But we
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don't know him that well. He's not let us in.
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And that family is not on this television screen. But
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when Fraser interacts with essentially lottery-winning wealth, it's just an
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interesting dynamic.
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Yeah, he's disgusted by them. It's like a wink and
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a nod. It's like, I am really rich and I
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am– Yeah, I'm here for the cameras, and you guys
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are gross. You know, we skipped over a couple people, though.
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I want to say some of the other people. Matthew,
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he's the cocky Australian. He has his own version of
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Jim Tan laundry, but it's lamer. It's Money Party, Sapphire Cabin, repeat.
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Yeah, I think that he said he was in the
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top seven percentile of global IQ.
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Okay, we'll be the judge of that. Then we have Jacina.
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She is a self-proclaimed bro. She'll be a ducky.
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I like Jacina, yeah.
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I do, too.
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She's a fun time.
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Claims to have big balls and likes to twerk.
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Who doesn't love that?
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She's a lookout for this little filly. And then we
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have Kaylee. Is there another Kaylee here?
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Kaylee is a lover of love. She's very bubbly, and
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she is a lover of love.
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And also a big drinker and impulsive.
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Yeah. Ooh.
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Yeah, had a little, like, kind of quarter panic attack
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over the towels not being dried enough, which is kind
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of like the beginning of a horror movie. You go, oh,
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something's amiss here. I want to talk about Mo really quickly.
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Oh, sure. If you don't mind, I.
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Please, please, please.
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I'm not going to say I had a long conversation
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with him, but we exchanged niceties. Oh, great. I'm very
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much looking forward to him this season.
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Great.
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He arrives, and he clears the air, says he doesn't
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throw pans or pots, which is very encouraging, from Queens,
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worked in Mission Star restaurants, and then says... He admits
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he can't believe he's now working on a yacht, which
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I wasn't sure if that was an admission of failure
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or somehow a misguided belief that this was somehow a
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step forward.
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I think it is not either of those. I think
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it is an admission of a mistake. Perhaps not a failure,
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because you're not lost, you're just traveling, right? But it
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is a mistake.
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So more the former.
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He is an incredibly impressive chef, per se, and Danielle...
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And he is a new archetype for this television show,
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which has had a fair amount of issues in the
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past casting people of color. Mo is a bizarre archetype
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for this show specifically. He is Queens, New York, black
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New York, which is so– it is New York, right?
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It's no– there's no grading like the gabagool people that
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we mock so often on this show. True.
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Okay? Okay.
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But anyways, he's, yeah, I think he'll be a lot
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of fun. And we now can get into the show,
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I believe.
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Well, I was going to just cover just one more thing.
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We get to Alex the bosun, and he's a looker.
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And so it had me asking, what kind of bosun
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will he be? Will he be the angry, drunken, womanizing bosun,
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or will he be? The angry, drunken, womanizing bosun. Which
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one of those kind of bosuns?
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No, it's a super good question. And it's not something
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that we're going to find out until probably episode two.
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That's normally when they reveal themselves. Yeah.
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So it's going to take a while, but I think
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by episode two, we'll know. Let's get to Azul 5.
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Oh, I was going to say, can we.
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What, man?
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Oh, can we get to a very surface level Sea
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Rat history?
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Yeah.
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He was a travel agent. but wanted to see the world.
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So he's been yachting for five years in a bosun
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for one, but, um, he's here. So we haven't scratched
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the surface of the pain that got him here. Yeah.
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Boarding school. It's like, basically the story is like starting
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out the Charles Manson's bio is he was a talented
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musician that worked with the beach boys. I mean, we're
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not getting to.
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See rats history. It's a lot like hot pockets. Um,
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There are like all of these micro ingredients that go
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into it. But at the end of the day, it's
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just kind of pork product and cheese. We know what
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the pillars are of this. It's just pain. It's hot,
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hot pain. But we'll talk– that was– I'm so sorry
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for that analogy.
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I think it was more like Charles Manson being a musician.
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But we'll get to know him.
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Yeah, we'll get to know him. He's very– we'll get
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to it, but he, he presents the, the age old
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sea rat dilemma, which is when you are presented with compensated,
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endless vacation, who can say no. So, uh, we get
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to a Zool five, um, Spanish for blue five. Um,
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it's an older vessel. As we mentioned, it's, it's quite trash. Um,
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but we meet, um, Frazier's gals. Now the first up
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is our second of the season. Rainbow, uh, Oh, we've
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also got Kaylee Rosa, who was a chief stew in
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the past. This is very, very important. Now, Fraser is
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excited for Rainbow and says that she is not without
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her faults. And we roll the tape on Rainbow's failed
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attempts to motivate the lazy French woman. Now, this is...
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It was just crazy. Like, I hadn't thought about it
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in a while. Mainly, I hadn't thought about it since
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we stopped watching that season of Below Deck. But it's so...
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It's such a special and cruel predicament to be in,
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where you're trying to control and wrangle somebody like that.
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It's just never going to work. She only cared about
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smoking and being on television.
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Yeah, I think that was on Rainbow's end. She should
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have just given up.
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You lose that 10 out of 10 times.
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That's like a roulette wheel. If you bet on red, black,
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and green, you're going to lose. You know what I mean? So, um,
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now this first crew meeting, are we there yet with
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captain Carrie?
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Um, no. Okay. Well, let's see. We, we kind of can. Okay.
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Cause I was going to say, uh, the first crew
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meeting captain Carrie, he talks about the dangers of Thailand. Uh,
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if something's off, speak up, blah, blah, blah. And then
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he says something that I, this is why I love
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captain Carrie.
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Yeah.
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He says he's here for the money. So let's not
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fuck that up, everybody, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And I'm glad he said, he didn't lie and say
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we're here to provide five-star service.
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Yeah.
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Because you're not.
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It's really, really important for Kerry to not, we don't
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need to go there, right? Okay? It looks like you
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could shoot a 70s porno in this place, okay? There's shag,
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it smells like mold, okay? Let's just get through this
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with as much money as we can. But he says,
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if you say something, say something. It's fucking crazy time.
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People driving all over the place.
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The boat doesn't start. Like you just bought a car
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in your driveway.
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Yeah.
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It's like, Hey, give it, give it a minute. Give
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it a minute.
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It's a Datsun. It's an old Datsun, this thing. But yes,
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we have this meeting and then we break into department meetings.
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I want to say that, Really quickly before that meeting,
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you know, Rainbow's arc is going to be controlling rage
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this season, right? Controlling panic, controlling rage and anger. In
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the past, she's come perilously close to, I think, physically
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assaulting other Sea Rats. So this season, she's going to
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try to tamp that down, keep Jekyll. away. And her
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first opportunity, she's just, she's a bristly character, okay? Rosa
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comes on the boat and it's somehow conveyed that they
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can't room with one another.
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Mm-hmm.
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And Rainbow goes, probably for the best. And then just
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like walks away in silence. And Rosa's like, what are
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you talking about? And she's like, well, I mean, if
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we're going to be working with each other, I don't
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think we need to be too close. It's like, well,
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welcome to the boat, best friend.
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Also worth mentioning, I really like Rosa. Ten years experience
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and right out of the gate when she learns that
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for some reason Rainbow's going to be her boss.
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Yeah.
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Takes it much better than our last soiree into this.
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We've got tandem hierarchical disorder. Yeah. It's a little bit
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like that cars ride in California Adventure. You know what
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I'm talking about?
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Well, is this the one where they kind of move
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like in sync with one another?
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Yeah, you like go like that?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You know it's $ 300 now? I think they increased the
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price to like $ 280 to $ 300.
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I don't know how families afford it.
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You guys been to Disneyland? You been to Disneyland recently?
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Yeah, but they did a great deal for kids over
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the summer, so those were only like $ 55.
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Oh my god, over summer?
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Yeah, it was just a summer deal.
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What are the lines like in summer?
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No, we went when America was playing Mexico in the
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World Cup and we averaged.
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Two rides an hour.
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It was phenomenal.
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Wow, great call.
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That's That's a great call. I don't know that we
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played Mexico. It was some kind of game. Anyways, we
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break out into department meetings. Fraser seems fairly chill heading
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into the season. He's a vet at this point. I mean,
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how many seasons has he been on now?
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At least five.
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Kaylee literally can't do anything, I think, but fold.
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Laundry. I don't think she can do that.
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No, no, no. So she can't do anything. But they
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say it's not rocket science and it's not, it is folding,
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which is rocket science to me. I got to tell you, girl. Um,
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and also, you know, we famously say that, you know,
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cleaning shit out of a sink faucet is not difficult. Um,
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technically it's just disgusting, but that is, that is their
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call to, uh, to pick up. So she's going to
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do fine now. um we get to a meanwhile meanwhile
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um and you stop me wherever rosa's british justinia worked
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on a tugboat and this is we get justinia's notes
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entry um of all of the things that uh.
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Her disgusting male co-workers have said.
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To her specifically yeah men on tugboats now now we've
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talked about um fishing and vessel people before, uh, they're strange,
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they're strange breed and, uh, and they're filthy. Now, some
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of the things that she was rattling off were, were
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truly horrific, uh, chief, uh, among them being evidently she
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was wearing knee pads and they said, you know what
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those are for? Um, those are for getting raises.
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Um, some joke writers on that boat.
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Uh, I mean, that makes me want to punch, right?
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But whoever said that is probably a pretty sturdy, thick
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drunk that works on a tugboat that could beat the
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shit out of me. So I'll just say, gross, you
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got to do better. Fraser starts to prime Rainbow for
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the second stoop position. Pat, was he overwhelming?
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I don't think so. Is this where this triggers Rainbow,
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causing her to take a moment to catch her breath?
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Yeah, she does a kind of like close examination of
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her face and her state in the bunk and then
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slinks down into half meditation, half panic attack. However you
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do it, just, you know, you do it.
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It's crazy because, yeah, Soleil, I don't think she knows
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what longing effects she had on this poor girl.
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Soleil does not remember her name. So, I mean, God
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knows what she's doing. I think it has to do
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with wine.
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Or a cigarette.
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Both.
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Now, yeah, so she sits down, she melts a little bit,
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and then we get to... Oh, this was my favorite part.
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What's this?
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This was Yesenia, I think, and James. They're having a
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pretty candid conversation for your first day on the job.
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00:24:40.519 --> 00:24:44.079
They're both single, and we learn they're both sexually fluid.
490
00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:45.119
Oh, that's right.
491
00:24:45.140 --> 00:24:45.480
Yeah, yeah.
492
00:24:45.579 --> 00:24:47.539
And then James tells us, he gives me the best
493
00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:49.240
quote I've heard in a long time. He says, the
494
00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:51.519
more doors you leave open, the more keyholes you have
495
00:24:51.539 --> 00:24:54.869
to have sex with. Great quote. I'm going to use it.
496
00:24:55.289 --> 00:24:58.450
Yeah, no, that's a really, really incredible and powerful quote.
497
00:24:59.109 --> 00:25:01.130
But the most powerful aspect of all of this is
498
00:25:01.410 --> 00:25:06.329
these two kids. You know, it's very hard to shake
499
00:25:06.430 --> 00:25:09.380
off the constraints of society. You know, people say you
500
00:25:09.400 --> 00:25:11.480
got to do this. They say you got to pay taxes.
501
00:25:12.299 --> 00:25:14.509
You got to just go, no, I'm not paying taxes.
502
00:25:14.849 --> 00:25:18.829
And guess what else? I'm going to have sex with everything.
503
00:25:19.650 --> 00:25:20.829
It's really powerful stuff.
504
00:25:20.930 --> 00:25:23.450
James is here. He's just living free.
505
00:25:23.529 --> 00:25:23.730
Yeah.
506
00:25:24.470 --> 00:25:28.220
I love a person who can just kind of like
507
00:25:28.279 --> 00:25:32.119
a leaf, just float with the wind. I really envy that.
508
00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:33.660
Although I don't think it ever ends well.
509
00:25:34.809 --> 00:25:37.410
No, leaves have to kind of hit the ground at
510
00:25:37.450 --> 00:25:38.009
some point.
511
00:25:38.109 --> 00:25:41.430
Yeah, they usually end up dry and crumbling somewhere.
512
00:25:41.769 --> 00:25:43.690
Yeah, and then if you're in Los Angeles, a filthy
513
00:25:43.730 --> 00:25:47.029
fucking bum lights them on fire. And we all have
514
00:25:47.049 --> 00:25:51.349
to evacuate. I saw that driving in, so that's why
515
00:25:51.369 --> 00:25:51.910
it was on my mind.
516
00:25:51.930 --> 00:25:52.750
You triggered your memory.
517
00:25:52.769 --> 00:25:54.490
Yeah, I was like, wow, that's a pretty big fire
518
00:25:54.509 --> 00:25:54.789
you got there.
519
00:25:54.809 --> 00:25:57.359
Next thing you know, you're black smoke. You're burning down
520
00:25:57.779 --> 00:26:00.259
someone's roof. Hey, that's not why I was here. I
521
00:26:00.619 --> 00:26:06.160
was meant to float through the wind. fucking bums.
522
00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:16.509
Dude the worst I can't stand bums okay alright so
523
00:26:16.690 --> 00:26:19.109
yes we get to the preference sheet meeting we should
524
00:26:19.150 --> 00:26:21.690
say that throughout this entire episode that he is trying
525
00:26:21.710 --> 00:26:28.430
to kill Mo he is just so hot but yes
526
00:26:28.490 --> 00:26:30.980
we get to the first preference sheet meeting of the
527
00:26:31.019 --> 00:26:34.059
season we should do it for real Kaelin Connison three
528
00:26:34.380 --> 00:26:37.059
two No, kind of like more jazzy, please.
529
00:26:40.380 --> 00:26:41.539
Three, two, one.
530
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:47.279
The Preference Sheet Manic! Great job, fantastic job. So we
531
00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:50.880
learn a little bit about the folks that are coming on.
532
00:26:51.369 --> 00:26:55.670
They are South Carolinians, and the primary's wife has a
533
00:26:55.769 --> 00:27:01.529
severe nut allergy. Now, Mo takes allergies very seriously, as everyone.
534
00:27:02.589 --> 00:27:06.450
as any good chef usually does, you know, it's very like,
535
00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:11.259
I don't know. Do we really need to make fun
536
00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:15.380
of the, the nut people? Like chefs don't, don't jive
537
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:17.099
with any of the world. We're making fun of people.
538
00:27:17.140 --> 00:27:19.299
It's just like somebody has a nut allergy. It's pretty
539
00:27:19.319 --> 00:27:21.480
fucking serious. It's just clear the nuts out of the place.
540
00:27:21.529 --> 00:27:23.970
You know, as I was watching this, my first reaction
541
00:27:24.009 --> 00:27:27.650
was how fucking annoying are these people? You got to
542
00:27:27.730 --> 00:27:30.950
eat a, like, Go through the entire boat to remove
543
00:27:31.210 --> 00:27:34.579
every trace of a fucking nut. But as the audience knows,
544
00:27:34.650 --> 00:27:39.900
old Patty's a walking contradiction because Brazilian nuts can kill me.
545
00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:44.859
What happens if I'm even near a fucking Brazilian nut?
546
00:27:44.900 --> 00:27:46.890
The first thing that happens is my face swells up.
547
00:27:46.980 --> 00:27:49.279
Then I can't fucking breathe. Then my throat tightens to
548
00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:51.519
the point where no oxygen is flowing. Next thing you know,
549
00:27:51.579 --> 00:27:53.799
I'm fucking dead, and the first thing that people see
550
00:27:53.859 --> 00:27:56.880
is my big fucking fat face, and they step over
551
00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:59.319
my dead body. So I should take this stuff seriously.
552
00:27:59.539 --> 00:28:03.180
And not to mention, they step over your fat, disgusting body.
553
00:28:03.220 --> 00:28:05.859
They go, what happened to that fat, disgusting person? And
554
00:28:05.900 --> 00:28:08.640
they say, he actually passed away by eating a Brazilian nut,
555
00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:10.750
which is not the way you want to go out.
556
00:28:11.069 --> 00:28:15.190
It's not gallant or anything. Everything about this, they go,
557
00:28:15.549 --> 00:28:17.470
everything about this is so fat and gross.
558
00:28:17.569 --> 00:28:17.970
Oh, gross.
559
00:28:18.509 --> 00:28:23.039
You are blessed, though, to be– if there was going
560
00:28:23.059 --> 00:28:25.579
to be one nut, it would be the Brazil nut
561
00:28:25.779 --> 00:28:30.480
because it's just too much nut. It's way too much nut.
562
00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:31.859
I don't know how people eat them.
563
00:28:32.059 --> 00:28:34.869
So many people are allergic to it that they really
564
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:37.269
pulled it off out of the marketplace of a lot
565
00:28:37.289 --> 00:28:38.369
of things. It used to be in a Ben &
566
00:28:38.369 --> 00:28:41.529
Jerry's ice cream called Rainforest Crunch.
567
00:28:42.589 --> 00:28:44.509
God, do they do magical things over there.
568
00:28:45.089 --> 00:28:45.190
Yeah.
569
00:28:46.819 --> 00:28:49.539
Not to go down this rabbit hole too deep, but
570
00:28:50.140 --> 00:28:53.490
I feel like Brazil nuts were more common in a
571
00:28:53.569 --> 00:28:58.190
nut mix than they have been of late. And perhaps
572
00:28:58.210 --> 00:29:01.950
it's the allergy. It must be the allergy, but there's also,
573
00:29:02.049 --> 00:29:05.319
I think that everybody went through, when you get that
574
00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:09.619
handful and there's a Brazil nut, it completely throws the
575
00:29:09.660 --> 00:29:13.519
balance of the nut pile out of whack. Have you
576
00:29:13.559 --> 00:29:14.420
had a Brazil nut?
577
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:14.900
I have not.
578
00:29:15.140 --> 00:29:17.980
Oh, my God. It's just way too much nut. All right.
579
00:29:18.099 --> 00:29:22.519
So we move past that, and we get to a
580
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:32.670
little bit more about these folks. It's called Kenny Flowers.
581
00:29:32.730 --> 00:29:36.509
Yeah. Well, it's also worth mentioning, the guests won a
582
00:29:36.549 --> 00:29:41.589
cabaret show, and Carrie describes Thailand as a starting place for.
583
00:29:41.690 --> 00:29:42.509
Earth, right?
584
00:29:42.529 --> 00:29:44.880
That's how it looks. And I agree. I remember thinking
585
00:29:45.190 --> 00:29:48.480
besides the potential for a catastrophic death and horrors not
586
00:29:48.579 --> 00:29:51.460
seen in centuries, why wouldn't everyone want to live here?
587
00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:53.059
This place is a fucking paradise.
588
00:29:53.099 --> 00:29:55.059
Yeah. And they have great burgers and you know that.
589
00:30:00.309 --> 00:30:01.609
How are the burgers in Thailand?
590
00:30:05.650 --> 00:30:09.029
I'll say this. McDonald's that you can order there does
591
00:30:09.109 --> 00:30:12.150
not taste like McDonald's. And it shouldn't. That was my
592
00:30:12.190 --> 00:30:13.829
fault for going to McDonald's in Thailand.
593
00:30:15.569 --> 00:30:19.670
You felt that they were underachieving their chemical-laden slot that
594
00:30:19.710 --> 00:30:25.309
we get in America. Yeah. Okay, got it. Yeah, so
595
00:30:25.349 --> 00:30:28.109
we'll learn more about them. The preference sheet is really
596
00:30:28.329 --> 00:30:32.690
about the nuts. It's really about the nuts. Mo is
597
00:30:32.710 --> 00:30:34.670
a little anxious about the amount of food, and we
598
00:30:34.690 --> 00:30:37.130
get to a little Sea Rat history here. It's a
599
00:30:37.150 --> 00:30:38.789
little mini one. He said that he used to make
600
00:30:38.789 --> 00:30:40.950
$ 15 an hour. Pat, where does that rank?
601
00:30:42.180 --> 00:30:44.039
Well, it goes deeper than that if we're going to
602
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:45.940
go through a little Sea Rat history here.
603
00:30:46.579 --> 00:30:46.819
Yeah.
604
00:30:47.180 --> 00:30:50.299
Okay, so learned cooking from his mom.
605
00:30:51.460 --> 00:30:52.380
A Dominican woman.
606
00:30:52.420 --> 00:30:55.380
Right, where she told him his cooking tasted like his grandma's.
607
00:30:56.710 --> 00:30:58.849
And that was it. He was destined to be a chef.
608
00:30:59.289 --> 00:31:03.049
But that doesn't explain why he's on this boat.
609
00:31:03.190 --> 00:31:09.269
Yeah, and you got that slightly– we're in a post-fact era,
610
00:31:09.470 --> 00:31:11.470
so I think that we can just say whatever we want.
611
00:31:11.529 --> 00:31:15.950
But his daughter had mentioned– he had his daughter very
612
00:31:16.019 --> 00:31:17.650
young when he was 19, and she said that this
613
00:31:17.690 --> 00:31:20.960
tastes like grandma's. And that gave him the conviction to
614
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:23.900
keep going. Now, it's a beautiful story and all of that.
615
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:27.569
Where does that rank on the Sea Rat sad scale?
616
00:31:27.829 --> 00:31:28.619
Oh, it's a zero.
617
00:31:28.829 --> 00:31:29.049
Right.
618
00:31:29.549 --> 00:31:32.589
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not sad at all.
619
00:31:32.789 --> 00:31:37.549
Am I? I'm getting– I think I'm getting my categories
620
00:31:37.630 --> 00:31:38.329
fucked up here.
621
00:31:38.390 --> 00:31:42.609
I think that– Sea Rat sad scale. And sad needs
622
00:31:42.630 --> 00:31:48.450
to be like traumatically like sad, not like uplifting sad.
623
00:31:48.829 --> 00:31:52.099
So there's Sea Rat history, and then if it's sad,
624
00:31:52.180 --> 00:31:55.099
this is where I'm getting confused, because Sea Rat history,
625
00:31:55.140 --> 00:31:55.900
it so often is.
626
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:59.799
His daughter said, your cooking tastes like grandma. He was
627
00:31:59.980 --> 00:32:00.880
so excited.
628
00:32:00.940 --> 00:32:01.700
He was inspired.
629
00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:03.559
He ran into the room to tell his mom what
630
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:06.109
his daughter had said. She had a heart attack once
631
00:32:06.140 --> 00:32:09.369
she heard the news and died on the floor. That's sad.
632
00:32:09.869 --> 00:32:10.109
Right.
633
00:32:10.750 --> 00:32:11.089
One point.
634
00:32:11.549 --> 00:32:11.910
One point.
635
00:32:12.250 --> 00:32:12.950
But that didn't happen.
636
00:32:13.390 --> 00:32:14.349
How did we get to three?
637
00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:17.779
I mean, we're going to get dark here.
638
00:32:18.019 --> 00:32:18.799
Yeah, yeah.
639
00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:20.039
He has a heart attack.
640
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:20.809
Okay, got it.
641
00:32:22.099 --> 00:32:22.480
Lives.
642
00:32:24.700 --> 00:32:27.880
But loses custody. Yeah.
643
00:32:30.109 --> 00:32:31.309
I mean, that might be a three and a half,
644
00:32:31.549 --> 00:32:33.029
but we're going dark places.
645
00:32:33.049 --> 00:32:39.470
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And five would be untold horrors. Mm-hmm.
646
00:32:41.430 --> 00:32:42.750
Five would be, I mean.
647
00:32:43.970 --> 00:32:48.019
We've never gotten to five. So I don't know. There
648
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:48.839
might not even be a such thing as a five.
649
00:32:48.859 --> 00:32:50.619
Do you know The Strangers, the movie The Strangers?
650
00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:52.500
Yeah, I don't like that movie.
651
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:58.339
Me neither. It scares me terribly. But if they broke
652
00:32:58.380 --> 00:33:01.279
into his house and, you know, did their thing, and
653
00:33:01.299 --> 00:33:03.690
then when he was tied up with everyone dead around him,
654
00:33:03.710 --> 00:33:05.869
they tried his food and they said, this tastes like
655
00:33:05.890 --> 00:33:08.490
a Dominican grandmother made it. That would be a five.
656
00:33:10.589 --> 00:33:12.670
Or, to continue this.
657
00:33:12.789 --> 00:33:12.890
Yeah.
658
00:33:17.150 --> 00:33:20.289
Why'd you do this to us? We smelled Dominican food.
659
00:33:20.369 --> 00:33:25.819
Right, right, right. We love Dominican food. You were home.
660
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:27.240
Oh, God.
661
00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:30.539
That movie scares me so much. It's spooky season. If
662
00:33:30.579 --> 00:33:32.700
you really want to get the bejesus scared out of you,
663
00:33:32.740 --> 00:33:37.279
watch that movie. Rainbow is given the second position. Oh, tease, tease, tease, tease.
664
00:33:37.819 --> 00:33:41.180
Join our Patreon. In October, Pat does PMZs where I
665
00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:44.200
do a spooky section. This year, I'm going to do,
666
00:33:44.700 --> 00:33:48.140
I'm sorry, this next episode is, did you know that
667
00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:53.079
Charles Manson was a Scientologist? I do a whole deep
668
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:53.660
dive in that.
669
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:54.839
Yeah. Yes.
670
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:57.980
He was at the top ranking Scientology and one of
671
00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:01.279
his members, lesser known dude who just died this past
672
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:03.940
month in jail. He had killed two people that were
673
00:34:03.980 --> 00:34:08.510
not the Bianca's and not the Sharon Tate murders. He
674
00:34:08.550 --> 00:34:09.809
was also a Scientologist.
675
00:34:09.949 --> 00:34:13.750
Did you run into any government programs while you were
676
00:34:13.769 --> 00:34:14.929
doing your research? No.
677
00:34:14.949 --> 00:34:17.429
Okay. Anyway, check that out.
678
00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:20.219
All right. So rainbow is given the second stew position.
679
00:34:21.110 --> 00:34:23.880
And Rosa says, I hope this doesn't get to her head.
680
00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:28.960
We cut from that wish or hope, dare I say,
681
00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:33.989
to Rainbow in a talking head interview saying, you know,
682
00:34:34.090 --> 00:34:38.130
it's essentially like if Thanos, like when Thanos gets all
683
00:34:38.150 --> 00:34:41.230
of the stones, this is this moment where she's like,
684
00:34:43.510 --> 00:34:48.489
I can make this boat mine now. I think it
685
00:34:48.530 --> 00:34:52.500
has gone to her head. Now... We head down for
686
00:34:52.519 --> 00:35:01.070
the evening, and Alex, based on essentially nothing, gives Matt,
687
00:35:01.650 --> 00:35:08.369
the seven percentile genius from Seth Africa, the lead deckhand position. Now,
688
00:35:08.550 --> 00:35:11.050
I say it's based on nothing. It's not. It's based
689
00:35:11.139 --> 00:35:16.679
on his CV. But as we found out so many
690
00:35:16.739 --> 00:35:21.440
times on this television program, These curriculum, however you say it,
691
00:35:21.460 --> 00:35:25.780
the resumes are worth less than the paper that they're
692
00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:29.090
printed on. I mean, these are just fraudulent documents time
693
00:35:29.130 --> 00:35:31.730
and time again. Yes, they are. So we'll see.
694
00:35:31.869 --> 00:35:37.309
And also, we'll learn, little Matty here, boy, a mutiny
695
00:35:37.349 --> 00:35:39.429
is afoot. You give these guys a little.
696
00:35:40.630 --> 00:35:43.300
That's the thing, dude. You can't just go ahead and
697
00:35:43.380 --> 00:35:46.599
give someone stripes. You have to suss out whether or
698
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:51.070
not There are people that are almost as competent as them,
699
00:35:51.710 --> 00:35:55.130
but not trying to go after your job. In which case,
700
00:35:55.309 --> 00:35:58.929
you always just pick that person. So next morning.
701
00:35:59.030 --> 00:35:59.449
Next morning.
702
00:35:59.570 --> 00:36:05.929
We learn about Arnov. What is Arnov?
703
00:36:06.570 --> 00:36:07.780
Is this Rainbow's boyfriend?
704
00:36:08.610 --> 00:36:09.010
Oh, yes.
705
00:36:10.260 --> 00:36:10.699
Yeah, Arnov.
706
00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:11.380
She's got a guy.
707
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:12.820
Yeah, she's got a guy.
708
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:13.760
And he's got a guy, too.
709
00:36:14.730 --> 00:36:15.969
But it's on pause.
710
00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:18.369
I've never heard of that before, but yeah.
711
00:36:19.590 --> 00:36:20.389
It's on pause.
712
00:36:20.449 --> 00:36:22.590
He's also got a popular podcast.
713
00:36:23.329 --> 00:36:26.969
Oh, yeah. Phrase in The Great Matt Rogers is a
714
00:36:27.050 --> 00:36:31.420
power couple that I wish would, you know, solidify through
715
00:36:31.460 --> 00:36:34.539
a union. I mean, these two should be catty gays together,
716
00:36:34.860 --> 00:36:35.679
old on a porch.
717
00:36:35.699 --> 00:36:36.559
Can I tell you something?
718
00:36:36.579 --> 00:36:37.099
Love the two of them.
719
00:36:37.119 --> 00:36:40.480
You can't have two good-looking gays together. One's got to be.
720
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:42.840
Uglier than the other. No, I think the gays can't. Mm-mm.
721
00:36:43.369 --> 00:36:45.030
No, one's got to be homelier than the other.
722
00:36:45.869 --> 00:36:47.510
Oh, well, this is never going to work. They're both
723
00:36:47.530 --> 00:36:47.889
very handsome.
724
00:36:47.909 --> 00:36:49.590
That's what I'm saying. That's why it didn't work out.
725
00:36:50.210 --> 00:36:51.829
Well, I don't think it hasn't worked out. I think
726
00:36:51.849 --> 00:36:53.170
they were just putting it on a pause.
727
00:36:53.969 --> 00:36:55.429
No, it's currently, it's off.
728
00:36:56.260 --> 00:37:00.500
Oh, no. Mm-hmm. Kalen, did you hear about this? I
729
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.480
think I did. I remember running across it in our
730
00:37:02.500 --> 00:37:03.019
Facebook group.
731
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:06.260
Yeah.
732
00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:07.079
News to me.
733
00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:09.480
You can't have two good-looking gay guys together.
734
00:37:10.239 --> 00:37:17.070
I thought. Case could. That's heartbreaking. All right. Maybe. Maybe
735
00:37:17.230 --> 00:37:20.599
you and I can pick up our arrows. Get this
736
00:37:20.659 --> 00:37:21.500
thing back going.
737
00:37:21.739 --> 00:37:22.460
You think so?
738
00:37:22.659 --> 00:37:23.559
Yeah, baby.
739
00:37:23.579 --> 00:37:24.760
I don't have Matt's number.
740
00:37:26.099 --> 00:37:28.820
Kalen does. Okay, so let's get to.
741
00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:30.000
The guests arrive.
742
00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:33.820
Yes, the heat throughout this episode. Trying to claim the
743
00:37:33.860 --> 00:37:36.869
life of Moe's is extremely funny. And then the South
744
00:37:36.889 --> 00:37:42.320
Carolinians arrive. Bunch of fucking boat shoe whites, these guys, okay?
745
00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:45.300
Yeah, yeah. You know, though, they seem nice at first. Now,
746
00:37:45.539 --> 00:37:46.880
when they get the grand tour of the boat, I
747
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:49.960
don't know if you– did you notice this? That bar
748
00:37:51.340 --> 00:37:53.880
looks like what most people buy at living spaces, and
749
00:37:53.900 --> 00:37:56.239
then they put it in the corner of their apartment.
750
00:37:56.760 --> 00:37:59.920
This place is a pile of shit. I mean, it's
751
00:37:59.940 --> 00:38:01.719
a yacht. I was not impressed by the bar. It's
752
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:06.670
a yacht, so it's beautiful. Yeah, can you have a
753
00:38:06.769 --> 00:38:10.039
homey yacht there? yachts are not supposed to be homey.
754
00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:12.659
They're supposed to be like, there's like a lot of
755
00:38:12.780 --> 00:38:15.679
silver and like modernity all over the place, you know?
756
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:19.519
But yeah, these guys walk on the boat. They strike
757
00:38:19.579 --> 00:38:24.900
me as, you know, let's say pledge week gets a
758
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:27.860
little out of control. Some people have to collude and
759
00:38:27.900 --> 00:38:30.219
make sure that the story of what happened to this
760
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:31.800
young man never sees the light of day.
761
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:32.599
Right.
762
00:38:33.139 --> 00:38:36.940
Also it's, it's crazy to, to, Okay, so these are
763
00:38:36.980 --> 00:38:40.159
people that have afforded this vacation via a business called
764
00:38:40.219 --> 00:38:46.090
Kenny Flowers. Now, these are people that– I don't know
765
00:38:46.110 --> 00:38:48.489
if they're just incredible entrepreneurs or if they have rich
766
00:38:48.530 --> 00:38:52.010
parents because this is a business that is employing people,
767
00:38:52.090 --> 00:38:54.730
paying taxes to the government. It's all based on an
768
00:38:54.909 --> 00:38:56.309
eastbound and down gag.
769
00:38:57.469 --> 00:39:01.179
So I– I never get it either.
770
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:05.820
It's lottery winning wealthy. But listen, they're a fun time
771
00:39:06.619 --> 00:39:09.889
and this is where we first see the boat and
772
00:39:09.929 --> 00:39:11.809
we've talked about it ad nauseum. Get in the comments.
773
00:39:11.829 --> 00:39:13.469
Let us know what you thought about it. But we
774
00:39:13.489 --> 00:39:16.909
have to depart now. And this is where we face
775
00:39:16.969 --> 00:39:18.230
a little mechanical trouble.
776
00:39:18.269 --> 00:39:20.500
Let me break it down here. The boat prepares to
777
00:39:20.539 --> 00:39:23.440
leave the dock and the hyperdrive shits out on him.
778
00:39:23.699 --> 00:39:26.409
And too bad R2-D2 isn't here to help out. Pretty
779
00:39:26.489 --> 00:39:28.909
sure that fucking hack J.J. Abrams would have killed him
780
00:39:29.030 --> 00:39:31.400
off too. Another blow. character you wish you had a
781
00:39:31.780 --> 00:39:32.659
fucking reason to kill.
782
00:39:32.679 --> 00:39:36.059
You piece of shit. I love how your animus is
783
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:42.469
directed at J.J. I think it's so crazy. Ryan Johnson
784
00:39:42.530 --> 00:39:45.550
is the great evil in this saga of mediocrity.
785
00:39:45.710 --> 00:39:46.969
Oh, I'll get to him.
786
00:39:47.289 --> 00:39:50.139
Okay. I'll get to him. You know what we were
787
00:39:50.159 --> 00:39:53.739
talking about the other day? Kylo Ren dies. No, I
788
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:56.780
don't fucking remember him dying. He's like the main guy
789
00:39:56.820 --> 00:39:59.619
in the whole thing. He dies. Nobody remembers it. I mean,
790
00:39:59.639 --> 00:39:59.820
it's nuts.
791
00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:01.059
I don't even remember those movies.
792
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:02.099
They're horrible. It's so bad.
793
00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:03.920
Okay, one note before the boat leaves. Did you notice
794
00:40:03.940 --> 00:40:06.380
Captain Kerry helping load the luggage? That's why we like him.
795
00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:09.119
He's a good manager. Stay connected with the workers. If
796
00:40:09.139 --> 00:40:11.000
you ask someone else to do something, you do it yourself.
797
00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:12.420
You can't get too detached.
798
00:40:13.219 --> 00:40:14.500
That's right. That's right.
799
00:40:14.900 --> 00:40:16.909
Hands dirty. Always. Always.
800
00:40:17.070 --> 00:40:20.070
All right, so the hyperdrive shits out those stabilizers. No,
801
00:40:20.090 --> 00:40:20.889
it wasn't the stabilizers.
802
00:40:20.909 --> 00:40:22.030
It was the fucking... It was the hyperdrive.
803
00:40:22.090 --> 00:40:22.889
It was the hyperdrive.
804
00:40:22.909 --> 00:40:23.030
Yeah.
805
00:40:23.389 --> 00:40:28.389
Yeah. So anyway, after three goes, it fires up.
806
00:40:28.630 --> 00:40:32.280
Star Trek. What is the name of the aliens with
807
00:40:32.860 --> 00:40:34.039
all the wrinkles in the forehead?
808
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:40.039
The... Kalen's got it. Kalen's got it. Kalen's got it.
809
00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:44.780
Aliens' forehead wrinkles? Yeah, look up Star Trek aliens' forehead wrinkles.
810
00:40:45.820 --> 00:40:46.860
You know what I'm talking about?
811
00:40:46.880 --> 00:40:47.079
Yeah.
812
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:50.530
They're like the number one, besides the Borgs, they're like
813
00:40:50.590 --> 00:40:51.150
the number one.
814
00:40:51.489 --> 00:40:52.849
And the Borgs are the bad guys.
815
00:40:53.130 --> 00:40:53.389
Oh, yeah.
816
00:40:53.409 --> 00:40:54.269
The Borgs are the bad guys.
817
00:40:54.510 --> 00:40:56.030
And then Spock is what?
818
00:40:56.570 --> 00:40:57.030
Klingon.
819
00:40:57.389 --> 00:40:59.929
He's a Klingon. Okay. Oh, wait. No.
820
00:41:00.460 --> 00:41:02.159
Oh, no. They're Klingons.
821
00:41:02.179 --> 00:41:02.900
It's Klingon.
822
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:04.119
See, I hate Star Trek.
823
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:05.260
It's too smart.
824
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:08.119
Star Wars is for dumb people.
825
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.679
Kaelin, what the hell was going on over there?
826
00:41:11.340 --> 00:41:14.539
Star Trek Aliens forehead wrinkles didn't produce as many results
827
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:15.480
as I was hoping for.
828
00:41:15.500 --> 00:41:16.139
Did you know?
829
00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:18.699
I've said this on the podcast. I was valedictorian of
830
00:41:18.719 --> 00:41:23.349
my school. Spock was the keynote speaker. He spoke after
831
00:41:23.429 --> 00:41:26.769
I did. And after I got done speaking, everyone's crying.
832
00:41:27.050 --> 00:41:30.710
He says, can I just say, I agree with everything
833
00:41:30.750 --> 00:41:31.909
that Patrick Hickey just said.
834
00:41:32.190 --> 00:41:33.230
Oh, my God. It was so nice.
835
00:41:33.269 --> 00:41:36.010
I got it on tape. I'll play it sometime. I
836
00:41:36.030 --> 00:41:39.070
was like, wow, Spock just said that. He's like the all-knowing.
837
00:41:39.409 --> 00:41:41.630
How have I never heard that story? And that's far
838
00:41:41.650 --> 00:41:43.789
and away the most interesting thing about you. Oh, thanks.
839
00:41:43.829 --> 00:41:45.389
And a multitude of many interesting things.
840
00:41:45.469 --> 00:41:45.710
Oh, yeah.
841
00:41:45.750 --> 00:41:48.150
And then he found me after at the meet and greet.
842
00:41:48.170 --> 00:41:50.230
It was really nice to have Spock. God, he has
843
00:41:50.269 --> 00:41:50.789
a name, doesn't he?
844
00:41:51.530 --> 00:41:52.730
Yeah, he's pretty famous.
845
00:41:53.050 --> 00:41:53.570
He's dead now.
846
00:41:53.590 --> 00:41:54.630
Leah something.
847
00:41:54.650 --> 00:41:55.190
Leonard Nimoy.
848
00:41:55.269 --> 00:41:56.329
Leonard Nimoy, yeah.
849
00:41:57.429 --> 00:41:59.110
Did you get the vibe that he was making a
850
00:41:59.150 --> 00:42:01.329
pass at you? No. No. You sure?
851
00:42:01.530 --> 00:42:01.650
No.
852
00:42:02.710 --> 00:42:08.619
Okay. So, we are... in the midst of this hyperdrive
853
00:42:08.739 --> 00:42:14.179
issue and carrie describes some kind of fucked out system
854
00:42:14.489 --> 00:42:17.449
where he's got like three chances to do this and
855
00:42:18.070 --> 00:42:20.289
if he doesn't do it by the fourth time then
856
00:42:20.329 --> 00:42:23.530
the thing won't start at all and eventually he gets
857
00:42:23.869 --> 00:42:27.969
wash kicked out in the water but has a concern
858
00:42:27.989 --> 00:42:30.150
that if this happens in the middle of the ocean
859
00:42:31.610 --> 00:42:33.769
they could be fucking pulled out you know and i'm
860
00:42:33.809 --> 00:42:36.050
just like wow way to sweep that whole thing under
861
00:42:36.070 --> 00:42:40.110
the rug You're not driving to the valley. You're in
862
00:42:40.150 --> 00:42:41.610
the middle of the goddamn ocean.
863
00:42:41.630 --> 00:42:43.269
I don't want to tell Captain Kerry how to do
864
00:42:43.289 --> 00:42:45.760
his business because we all know that he knows what
865
00:42:45.780 --> 00:42:47.760
he's doing. How about a fucking test drive?
866
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:55.090
I know. Captain, the balls on this guy. You've never
867
00:42:55.150 --> 00:42:57.969
driven this before? I know everything is.
868
00:42:57.929 --> 00:43:02.250
Like to these– When I bought my fourth used car,
869
00:43:02.449 --> 00:43:05.170
I wasn't taking the guy at his word after I
870
00:43:05.210 --> 00:43:07.469
handed him the money. You know what I mean? I
871
00:43:07.489 --> 00:43:08.360
took it for a test drive.
872
00:43:08.449 --> 00:43:09.800
I think you got to look at it like a
873
00:43:09.860 --> 00:43:14.019
rental where you go, sure, I'll take that bright blue
874
00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:18.079
Chrysler Pacifica minivan. I'll drive that around for a while.
875
00:43:19.099 --> 00:43:21.039
But yeah, I mean, when I got my Prius, I
876
00:43:21.099 --> 00:43:26.059
test drove it. I get it. It's all bicycles to
877
00:43:26.079 --> 00:43:28.090
these yacht captains.
878
00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:28.969
Yeah, sure.
879
00:43:30.130 --> 00:43:31.869
Yeah, you might want to go take that out for
880
00:43:31.889 --> 00:43:35.010
a spin. Just see how the mirrors are looking to you.
881
00:43:35.110 --> 00:43:39.079
We are on our way to... Let me know if
882
00:43:39.099 --> 00:43:42.800
you've been here. Kakuta? What is it? Kakuta?
883
00:43:43.380 --> 00:43:43.760
Tyler?
884
00:43:44.179 --> 00:43:47.699
Yeah, look up Kakuta, Tyler. Okay.
885
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:49.389
I have been to James Bond Island, though.
886
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:55.550
Is that? That's from like Dr. No, like Roger Moore.
887
00:43:55.570 --> 00:43:57.650
I believe it's from the Golden Gun.
888
00:43:58.329 --> 00:44:01.550
Okay, but that's Roger Moore? Or is that Sean Connery?
889
00:44:01.690 --> 00:44:05.289
Sean Connery. Sometimes you have to slap a bitch.
890
00:44:06.590 --> 00:44:07.769
He didn't say that. He didn't?
891
00:44:08.250 --> 00:44:08.349
No.
892
00:44:09.539 --> 00:44:19.309
You're defaming those, I mean, very clean words that he
893
00:44:19.489 --> 00:44:20.949
used to describe conflict resolution.
894
00:44:20.969 --> 00:44:22.469
Oh, you like to hit a woman, do you, Sean?
895
00:44:22.849 --> 00:44:24.650
Was that Babs? It was Babs.
896
00:44:24.670 --> 00:44:29.320
Oh, yeah, you like that. Yeah, you think that's okay, huh, Sean? Well, no,
897
00:44:29.380 --> 00:44:31.360
you know, everyone's, well, they won't shut up.
898
00:44:31.659 --> 00:44:35.039
I will never take a woman to a golf course.
899
00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:39.039
Any of these stupid questions, this is why I don't
900
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.369
speak to you. All right. So the gang know a
901
00:44:43.610 --> 00:44:49.449
guy that would be perfect for Fraser. I'm wondering if
902
00:44:49.929 --> 00:44:52.250
we're not big Southern charm people. I mean, I'm not.
903
00:44:52.630 --> 00:44:55.409
I can't speak for you. But I was wondering if
904
00:44:55.969 --> 00:44:57.429
the fans were going to be upset with us for
905
00:44:57.550 --> 00:45:01.920
missing one of the blondes here for being in season seven.
906
00:45:02.019 --> 00:45:05.079
I don't know. Let us know if we missed something there.
907
00:45:05.420 --> 00:45:07.650
Yeah, I think I remember who they were talking about,
908
00:45:07.690 --> 00:45:08.150
but I forget.
909
00:45:08.809 --> 00:45:13.949
But there was a cute little boy on Southern Hospitality,
910
00:45:13.969 --> 00:45:16.909
which is the Vanderpump offshoot of that television program.
911
00:45:17.789 --> 00:45:18.789
Not a Vanderpump offshoot.
912
00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:20.300
Well, it kind of is.
913
00:45:20.340 --> 00:45:22.820
It was a copycat, completely separate.
914
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:24.539
It's like the Vanderpump of.
915
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:25.719
They want to be, yeah.
916
00:45:25.780 --> 00:45:30.500
Right. Which, those shows get reunions, this show does not.
917
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:34.719
It never ceases to amaze me. But, you know, Fraser is...
918
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:38.590
Fraser's been with Matt Rogers. Fraser is not going to
919
00:45:38.690 --> 00:45:40.690
stoop to the levels of, I mean, I know that
920
00:45:40.730 --> 00:45:43.769
love is love, but a Southern charm castment and that
921
00:45:43.809 --> 00:45:45.829
get out of here. Um, all right. So we get
922
00:45:45.909 --> 00:45:49.630
to some sea rat history with Kaylee. Um, she can't
923
00:45:49.670 --> 00:45:53.340
do anything. And, um, should we talk about her swimming
924
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:55.760
and how she was conditioned to behave like a dog?
925
00:45:55.960 --> 00:45:58.539
She spends about two and a half minutes, um, trying
926
00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:02.039
to explain to us, um, That she's motivated by a
927
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:04.239
thing called positive reinforcement.
928
00:46:04.460 --> 00:46:04.639
Yeah.
929
00:46:04.659 --> 00:46:06.780
But she took about two and a half minutes to explain.
930
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:09.519
I have a big issue, and I saw this recently
931
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:14.179
with Colin Kaepernick sat down. It's very controversial. I totally
932
00:46:14.219 --> 00:46:19.360
get where he's coming from. But he said in the interview,
933
00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:25.110
you know, the NFL owners, you know, it's like he says,
934
00:46:25.159 --> 00:46:28.090
if you do well, you'll be compensated. And if you
935
00:46:28.139 --> 00:46:32.940
don't do well, you won't be. And similarly, she's like
936
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:40.630
stumbling into this harsh world where it's like a merit-based
937
00:46:40.849 --> 00:46:43.550
world we live in. Yeah, if you're not good at something,
938
00:46:43.590 --> 00:46:46.530
you will not be rewarded for that. That's right. It's
939
00:46:46.550 --> 00:46:51.090
just really, really confusing how confusing she finds it. But listen,
940
00:46:52.030 --> 00:46:55.539
child athletics, I mean, it's very, very stressful. And it
941
00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:57.699
can really fry the nervous system. We get a little
942
00:46:57.780 --> 00:47:01.300
history on Mo. This is where We found out that
943
00:47:01.559 --> 00:47:05.190
his daughter had likened his cooking to his Dominican grandmother.
944
00:47:05.550 --> 00:47:08.690
And we learn about his resume. Danielle and Per Se
945
00:47:09.329 --> 00:47:14.869
are two extraordinarily difficult and competitive restaurants. So for him
946
00:47:14.889 --> 00:47:17.739
to have cooked at those places is pretty fucking impressive.
947
00:47:18.440 --> 00:47:22.820
We learn more about Kenny Flowers. And we get back
948
00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:27.110
to this. The swimmer, Kaylee, we get back to this
949
00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:30.780
little panic attack that she has with the towels. The
950
00:47:30.820 --> 00:47:34.320
towels are evidently not drying fast enough. She has placed,
951
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:36.199
or she has taken some of the towels out of
952
00:47:36.219 --> 00:47:40.440
the dryer to expedite the process, and she's realizing that
953
00:47:41.179 --> 00:47:41.960
it's not enough.
954
00:47:43.019 --> 00:47:45.900
I think the important point of this scene and us
955
00:47:45.940 --> 00:47:49.190
seeing this is that Rosa is quick to be there
956
00:47:49.230 --> 00:47:53.030
to comfort her. So Rosa is a very good stew person.
957
00:47:53.539 --> 00:47:56.139
And that's what's going to be odd about this dynamic
958
00:47:56.239 --> 00:47:59.800
between her and Rainbow. I think, a little prediction here,
959
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:06.210
Rainbow loses her mind, and Rosa then takes the second
960
00:48:06.469 --> 00:48:07.849
or first due position.
961
00:48:09.309 --> 00:48:13.929
If that is what happens, I just hope, you know, Rainbow,
962
00:48:15.730 --> 00:48:18.800
you know, get your cocktail, girl. Like, whatever you need,
963
00:48:18.889 --> 00:48:23.329
just like, you know, You're named Rainbow. We can't be.
964
00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:27.300
Oh, as I've learned. Everyone that their parent named them something,
965
00:48:27.340 --> 00:48:28.019
like Happy.
966
00:48:28.300 --> 00:48:28.539
Right.
967
00:48:28.860 --> 00:48:30.760
Right? They're miserable.
968
00:48:30.780 --> 00:48:32.900
Joy. Every Happy I've ever met is such an asshole.
969
00:48:32.920 --> 00:48:35.380
I've never met a girl named Joy that's joyous.
970
00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:35.880
Grace.
971
00:48:36.699 --> 00:48:36.960
Oh, yeah.
972
00:48:36.980 --> 00:48:37.820
They never have Grace.
973
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:43.800
I was going to say Big Dick, but nobody said that.
974
00:48:43.820 --> 00:48:46.130
That's what I said. I wanted my nickname to be
975
00:48:46.190 --> 00:48:48.289
Big Dick Pat in college.
976
00:48:48.409 --> 00:48:55.679
Yeah. The reality of certain situations, it really collides. And
977
00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:57.380
we've talked about it. We don't need to talk about
978
00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.239
it anymore. Patrick and I are Irish.
979
00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:05.139
God punished us. It's all right.
980
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:09.639
We're married. It's fine. It's completely fine. What happens next?
981
00:49:10.300 --> 00:49:15.929
You learn how to eat pussy. Oh, I thought you
982
00:49:15.949 --> 00:49:18.690
were asking what happens when you're born with five and
983
00:49:18.710 --> 00:49:19.269
a half inches.
984
00:49:19.710 --> 00:49:19.969
Sorry.
985
00:49:20.449 --> 00:49:22.969
What happens next? Oh, boat dogs.
986
00:49:23.349 --> 00:49:25.849
You learn how to eat pussy and you develop a
987
00:49:25.889 --> 00:49:29.039
sense of humor because otherwise you are just rat fuck.
988
00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:32.369
There's nothing you can do. With this disgusting equipment.
989
00:49:32.550 --> 00:49:33.650
You work with what you got.
990
00:49:33.690 --> 00:49:35.349
Yeah. All right.
991
00:49:35.429 --> 00:49:40.570
Matt is experienced, and he doesn't like Alex because he
992
00:49:40.610 --> 00:49:43.409
doesn't like his management skills. He thinks it's a bit
993
00:49:43.590 --> 00:49:44.010
too lax.
994
00:49:44.139 --> 00:49:49.300
Yeah. He's very frustrated with the standards that Alex has
995
00:49:49.340 --> 00:49:52.519
set in the first 24 hours, which calmed down. But
996
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:57.510
also something to note about this boat. The guests are
997
00:49:57.650 --> 00:50:02.639
led through. This is what a fucking trailer trash boat
998
00:50:02.679 --> 00:50:08.489
we're dealing with. The guests are led through the equipment closet. Hmm.
999
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:12.840
To get to the dock to go do their water activities.
1000
00:50:13.179 --> 00:50:15.360
I caught that and I just thought that was a
1001
00:50:15.460 --> 00:50:16.559
one-time thing for some reason.
1002
00:50:16.679 --> 00:50:19.559
I hope it was because it's literally a hazard. I mean,
1003
00:50:19.599 --> 00:50:23.679
the guy slams his head on steel rods. So yeah,
1004
00:50:23.699 --> 00:50:25.400
pretty crazy. Let's get to dinner.
1005
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.739
Oh, this mango sticky rice. Mo, you are a magician.
1006
00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:30.119
I would love to try that.
1007
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:32.280
You a big mango sticky rice guy?
1008
00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:35.769
I like rice pudding. Any dessert with rice in it,
1009
00:50:35.980 --> 00:50:36.420
I like.
1010
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:40.429
Rice pudding is so underrated. I agree. Is that a
1011
00:50:40.449 --> 00:50:42.329
big Boston, like East Coast thing?
1012
00:50:42.909 --> 00:50:46.289
Well, if you're into Indian food, I mean, yeah.
1013
00:50:46.730 --> 00:50:47.010
What?
1014
00:50:47.650 --> 00:50:49.670
Well, it's one of the bigger desserts.
1015
00:50:49.349 --> 00:50:50.739
With- With Indians?
1016
00:50:50.989 --> 00:50:51.739
With Indian food.
1017
00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:52.760
Oh, really?
1018
00:50:53.590 --> 00:50:54.639
Yeah, they put raisins in it.
1019
00:50:54.659 --> 00:50:55.980
Kalen, you a big fan of Indian food?
1020
00:50:56.300 --> 00:50:57.639
I fucking love Indian food.
1021
00:50:57.699 --> 00:51:06.320
All right. You need to swear. All right, so this
1022
00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:10.800
dinner is pretty special. First up, we've got a tuna tartare. Nice, light,
1023
00:51:10.889 --> 00:51:18.809
clean way to start things off. Portion was bordering on excessive.
1024
00:51:19.329 --> 00:51:23.860
I don't need that much raw fish in my mouth.
1025
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:26.599
It starts to get a little gummy after a while.
1026
00:51:28.059 --> 00:51:33.400
Second course is pan-seared kingfish with coconut curry sauce. A
1027
00:51:33.619 --> 00:51:38.639
marvelous dish. And we end with, as Pat mentioned... a
1028
00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:43.559
mango sticky rice dessert with coconut ice cream. It's just
1029
00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:46.880
a really, really strong showing, just a great way to
1030
00:51:46.920 --> 00:51:48.780
start it off. I'd give it 89 pots. And the
1031
00:51:48.820 --> 00:51:51.550
only reason I'm really taking away, I was, you know,
1032
00:51:51.590 --> 00:51:53.690
being a little facetious about the tuna tartare. The real
1033
00:51:53.730 --> 00:51:57.309
problem I have is that, you know, the mango sticky
1034
00:51:57.369 --> 00:52:00.530
rice is presented as a rice pudding kind of thing,
1035
00:52:00.570 --> 00:52:04.250
which completely betrays the traditional plating of something like this. Now,
1036
00:52:04.780 --> 00:52:07.590
If you are to do this and just completely spit
1037
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:10.610
on the traditions of this land, that's completely fine. I
1038
00:52:10.650 --> 00:52:13.550
would just like to be warned. Okay, so 89 pot dinner.
1039
00:52:13.650 --> 00:52:14.570
I'll reach out.
1040
00:52:16.610 --> 00:52:21.269
You know, we can let sleeping dogs lie. Is that
1041
00:52:21.309 --> 00:52:22.889
the right saying? Is that how you say that? Yeah.
1042
00:52:24.829 --> 00:52:30.690
I thought he did great. 89 pots. We wrap the night...
1043
00:52:32.889 --> 00:52:36.510
with Rainbow losing her mind a little bit. Now, Rainbow
1044
00:52:36.590 --> 00:52:42.860
is going down for the first time as Second Stew,
1045
00:52:43.780 --> 00:52:48.760
and she's got a punch list that she needs completed. Now,
1046
00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:52.809
she's particularly traumatized by this because every night that she
1047
00:52:52.849 --> 00:52:54.949
went down on the last charter, she would lay things
1048
00:52:55.110 --> 00:52:57.469
out for Cirque du Soleil to do, and Cirque du
1049
00:52:57.489 --> 00:53:01.170
Soleil would smoke, and she wouldn't do any of the things.
1050
00:53:02.059 --> 00:53:04.829
And Rainbow is flipping out because of it. And I
1051
00:53:05.030 --> 00:53:09.150
love the way that Rosa handled this. Obviously, she's very
1052
00:53:09.190 --> 00:53:15.570
annoyed because it's overwhelming. And as she described, patronizing and micromanaging.
1053
00:53:17.099 --> 00:53:19.280
But she just looks at her at one point and says,
1054
00:53:19.619 --> 00:53:21.840
have more faith in me. Right. Go to sleep. Go
1055
00:53:21.880 --> 00:53:22.119
to sleep.
1056
00:53:22.179 --> 00:53:23.519
I got this. Have more faith in me.
1057
00:53:23.579 --> 00:53:25.599
That's all you got to do. I mean, have more
1058
00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:29.670
faith in me. I would... I think that you're right.
1059
00:53:29.710 --> 00:53:32.750
I think we're going to have two leapfrogs in interior
1060
00:53:32.889 --> 00:53:35.739
and exterior this season. But we'll see what happens. Jump
1061
00:53:35.780 --> 00:53:38.199
in the comments. Let us know what you thought about
1062
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:42.820
the episode. Sea Rats, you're looking forward to seeing. If
1063
00:53:42.860 --> 00:53:47.300
you've seen Strangers or you're going to go see Whale Fall,
1064
00:53:47.340 --> 00:53:49.380
tell us how it is. Okay, that's it for me.
1065
00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:51.300
I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye.
1066
00:53:51.340 --> 00:53:51.840
Later, dudes. See you.
1067
00:54:09.059 --> 00:54:09.440
Bye.