Alien : Rubicon

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Thought crime does not entail death. Thought
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crime is death. When you open your mind to the
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impossible, sometimes you find the truth. To
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the lake! Take a little swim. I was not pure.
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The teleporters used to need a purity. I was
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not pure. Whatever happens, we can't let the
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new guy find out about our powers. What do we
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do if he finds out? We kill him. So, what would
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you little maniacs like to do first? Hello and
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welcome to How to Upset Your Neighbours podcast.
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Featuring me, Rob, that, Tom and Miranda's over
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there listening to the Gessie intro. So my idea
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is a pillar of light in the middle of your garden.
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Super powerful. Good. well i don't know six thousand
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lumens doesn't sound like very much actually
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thirty thousand lumens oh i think it would if
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you if it was a pillar directed straight out
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of bedroom window like when you see those things
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in the distance and you always look at those
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lights going up in the sky like you know like
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a fairground or something yeah yeah just 90 degrees
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straight oh sorry it fell over again bloody foxes
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I really got tight in that hinge. Bloody foxes.
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What do you mean? Oh, yeah, the thing that's
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smoking next to it. Yeah, that was the fox. It
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gets a bit hot, I'm afraid. That's why nothing
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grows in the garden. Let's start talking. Enter
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authorization code. Guess the intro. Another
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guess the intro. Again, we had six. clips from
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sci -fi slash fantasy as adjacent to that as
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I can possibly get clips from films or TV. And
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at this time, they were all connected again.
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I didn't realise there was a connection. I completely...
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I did say last week. I'm sure you did. I'm sure
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you did. Okay, you ready for the first one with
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our new special fancy colourful pad? He's got
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buttons to press. Not using my phone this time,
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so I press it like five times, it'll just do
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it like... Should we do that? Oh, you're editing
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it, not me. Well, I won't edit it out. I don't
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edit anything out. I know you don't. I can't
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even remember what I said in the variety show
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that you massively beeped out. I said something
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at the end of the last show and he massively
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cut it out, but he didn't cut it, but beep, massive
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long beep, and then us in hysterics at the end.
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I don't remember what it was. I could say it
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now and get your show cancelled. Yeah, I'm not
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going to. Beep it, and it'll be you that said
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it, so you'll get to cancel it. True. I'll say
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it when we're not recording. Yeah, something
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about the Spice Girls. Anyway, here's the first
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one. I don't know what the heck is going on.
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That's how I felt watching the Spice World movie.
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I don't know what the hell is going on. Did you
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hear that okay? Why is Scary Spice getting touched
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up by an alien? Come on then. Everything, everywhere,
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all at once. Everything, everywhere, all at once.
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Yeah, we have. We have seen that. And welcome
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to Marital Problems. Yeah, she's in everything.
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Yeah, she's in everywhere. She's everywhere all
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at once. Okay. Well, that wasn't Michelle Liao
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talking. That was... A woman. No. That was Roel,
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whatever his name is, from Indiana Jones. Really?
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Oh, okay. He's the little boy in Indiana Jones.
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Short round. Short round. Not roll. Yeah, cheese
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roll. Short round and cheese, mate. Cheese roll.
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Right, well done. Yes, it was everything, everywhere,
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all at once. Next one. I can tell you that it's
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impossible to translate from an audio file. I
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would need to be there to interact with them.
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Oh, Amy Adams. Amy Adams. Arrival. It's Arrival.
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It's even a remote chance. We haven't seen that.
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At least I haven't. It's not bad. It's a bit
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of a slog of a movie. You've got to be in the
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right mood for it. She's like translating the
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aliens, right? Yeah, basically they are weird,
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squiddy, inky alien things. Yeah. Next one. Take
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better care of your teeth and fuck a lot more.
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Take care of your teeth and fuck a lot more.
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We have seen this, so Guillermo del Toro is the
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director. It's the shape of water. The shape
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of water. So this is the main lady who's deaf,
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if you remember, talking to a mate who lives
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opposite. Yeah. Yeah. That's the scene. Next
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one. Hey, we don't serve their kind here. Right,
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come on. Extremely famous scene in an extremely
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famous sci -fi film. I'm going to play it again.
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Star Wars, yes. Well done. But which one? Which
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one? Hey, we don't serve their kind here. What?
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New? Nope. New Hope, number four. The first one
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released, episode four, is when they go into
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the cantina just before the man's arm gets cut
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off by a lightsaber. We don't serve those kind
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around here. Next. You mustn't be afraid to dream
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a little bigger, darling. You mustn't be afraid
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to dream a little bigger, darling. That's what
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she said. That is what she said. Dream's a clue
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to what the film is. I don't think that's meant
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to be a pun on the fact that... DiCaprio. The
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United DiCaprio's in it. That's not who's speaking.
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No. It is Inception. Well done. Last clip. You
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will ride eternal, shiny and chrome. You'll ride
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eternal, shiny and chrome. And then he gets out
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a spray can and sprays Mickey Blue Eyes' mouth
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with silver paint. And then he instantly fucks
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it up. And he's a mediocre. We watched the kind
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of newer version, like whatever, it's like a
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prequel. Yeah, we watched a prequel of it fairly
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recently. What a lovely day. Okay. The same actor
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is in the film that that was clipped from. It
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was Inception who just spoke. It's the same actor.
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Tom Hardy. Mm -hmm. Previously played by Mel
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Gibson. Mad Max. There you go. Before the sugar
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tits era of Mel Gibson. Yeah, before sugar tics.
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Tics? Tits. Okay. So, excuse me. I'm just going
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to go through the list I have. So I've got Inception.
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We've got The Shape of Water. We've got Star
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Wars. We've got Arrival. We've got Mad Max. We've
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got everything, everywhere, all at once. Why
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the fuck is that not in order? I'm sorry. Because
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no. So that's the order I find them, that I choose
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them and write them down. But then I move them
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to make them fit better in the thing. So then
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my list is never the same as what they are on
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the thing. Because I know what they are. It's
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easy for me. But, you know. Anyway, they're the
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fair. these six things, they all have something
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in common. What is it? I had no idea, so I just
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asked Gemini. That's cheating. And then Gemini
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started giving me, there's a lot of connections.
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For example... I'd like to hear what it thinks.
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Every actor in at least one of the films is in
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the DC Universe, the Marvel Universe. Oh, really?
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That's interesting. All the films were nominated
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for Best Picture. That's pretty much it, actually,
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from the look of it. They were all nominated
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for Best Picture. Yep. That's an interesting
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one. Let me have a look. Everything Everywhere
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All at Once and The Shape of Water won, but the
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others were just nominated. Right. Miranda, any
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other clue? Any ideas? Can't leave it in silence.
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Can we have a clue? You were pretty close with
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one of the ones that Gemini gave you. Oh, what,
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the Marvel... But you're not going to get any
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points for it because you've asked AI, so...
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But she's taking part. Every single one of those
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films won a minimum of one Oscar. Every single
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one. Inception got Best Visual Effects as one
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of them. The Shape of Water got Best Picture,
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as you said. Star Wars also got Best Visuals.
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Arrival got Best Sound. Mad Max and Fury Road
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got Best Picture. Everything everyone else got
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one of their awards was Best Actress. Every single
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one of the films got a minimum of one Oscar.
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Well, I've just told Gemini she's shit. So interesting
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that they were all nominated for Best Picture.
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That's a better connection than I had. I mean,
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I probably would have noticed that if I actually
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focused on it more. Whereas what I just wrote
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into Google, list me every single sci -fi and
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fantasy film that won an Oscar. No, fair enough.
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And then I picked the ones I wanted to get clips
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for. Oh, she's trying to say, my apologies for
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not stating that more clearly. No, you didn't
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state it correctly at all. It was stated clearly,
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just not... Okay, so somebody did get them all
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right on their very first go. Was it Bob, Dave?
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Bob, Dave, Jim, Phil, Brian... No, it was James.
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Yes, you just said James at the end. Oh, fuck,
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now I've got to beep stuff. Stop, stop, stop,
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stop. Or I will mute you and then that will be
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the end of the show. Yeah, James, again, well
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done. But he didn't get the connection and he
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was using Google to help him find the connection.
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That's cheating. So well done. He does get to
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return again to the winner's lounge and get his
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tea and biscuits. Miranda, sorry, no tea and
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biscuits for you. You can come because you did
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get them. Good. But you've got to put your own
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sugar in or something. Get your own milk. That's
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fine. No, bring your own biscuits. Not soggy
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ones. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come
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on. Come on, TJ. What you been doing? What you
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been doing? People won't know what I'm on about
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unless they watch the Variety Show. Well, I'm
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just looking at our songs from the Variety Show.
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Your song has been played. four times oh one
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has been played four times yeah one was by me
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on both of those so great skewing the data sorry
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everybody else i've screwed the data right what
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have i been up to well let's not talk films to
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start with i rebuilt my legion go because i was
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a bit pissed off that emu deck was fucking about
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and It just seemed to have a load of bugs with
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RetroArch for no particular reason. So I bought
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a TikTok shop remote, not remote, a controller.
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And you felt it. It's a really nice controller.
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Yes. Fairly cheap. I had a grip of your controller.
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You did. Oh, it was a tight grip. Plugged it
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into it. And while it was running EmuDeck, as
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soon as it's plugged in, port one was saying
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Legion Go controller, but was actually... the
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Mamba controller, and then the Xbox 360 controller
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that was meant to be the one that I was holding
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was then the Legion controller. And then when
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I swapped them around, it completely broke and
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I couldn't get RetroArch to accept any input
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full stop. I've got to say, RetroArch, as wicked
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as it is, it can actually be really fucking finicky.
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And I've numerous times fucked up the controller
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stuff and just hit reset the defaults. Or I've
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had to, like... seen there's an update and do
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an update and that must sometimes fix my issues
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as much as i love my legion go i'm almost a couple
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of times now being tempted just to buy a raspberry
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pi 4 put um oh what's it called it's not pi cade
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um it might be arcade pi anyway put whatever
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one it is on there and just stick it to my tv
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and just that have at it and just say that's
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it and then for portable buy one of those cheap
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little pocket ones that can just do The bits
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that I need. I like the deck because I do play
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it in bed. Yeah, fair enough. It's a key time
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while I use it. Yeah, well, that's fair enough.
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Anyway, so I've rebuilt that. That's up and running
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almost. I'm just having to do an hour here, hour
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there. So there's a bit more to do on that. Battlefield
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6 is out. It is. Very excited by that. Watched
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a lot of videos. Realised that we're already
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going to be bottom of the pile when we decide
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to buy it. Yeah, I'm going to wait until my birthday.
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I mean, you can get it whenever you want. I think
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I'll wait till my birthday and treat myself on
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my birthday for it. Oh, happy birthday, Robert.
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So that's out. Xbox have fucked us. Well, they
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fucked everyone else. Not me, because I'm getting
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it for free with EA. Well, there you go. But
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if you have a current subscription, you're fine
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for the time being, which is a very big user
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and they've done pretty quick. Yeah, that came
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out quick, didn't it? But yeah, they ramped their
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prices up. That's going to destroy their market.
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Oh, absolutely. Everyone that I watch online,
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that even remotely has any kind of talk about
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games, all of us, I've said it on the show, I
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think, before, Game Pass was such an amazing
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deal for gamers. And they were so ahead of everyone
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else. It was so much better than PlayStation
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Plus or whatever it was called, PS Plus. They
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were ahead of the game on everyone. And it was
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so good for so many years. And it's finally hit
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that wall. And someone's literally, dropped a
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bollock well it was creeping and creeping and
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it did start to get a bit like because i started
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cutting it off and then only turning it on when
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i wanted to was before i would have just kept
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it rolling and then when it did go to like the
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ultimate version was creeping up and i was like
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you know what i've not been playing it i'm going
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to cut it off and then if anyone in the house
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wants to use it i'll add it for a month and delete
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it again because that's how i do the playstation
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one but of course now you're not going to do
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that because a it's on ee but b It's going to
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cost you a lot more because they'll count you
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as a new customer each time. Yeah. And now I
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probably will never sign up to it again, ever.
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I'll sign up to the most minimum one so I can
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play online. Yeah. And I'll go back to buying
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the games that I want. I mean, doesn't that fuck
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you off? It fucks me off. We came from an era
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that we had, okay, the first Steam library was
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kind of out there. Counter -Strike, you name
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it, kind of came out. Multiplayer games. didn't
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cost money to play and they still don't on the
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pc platform why on earth did we accept as a entire
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gaming community to let game console say but
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by the way if you want to play online it's going
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to cost money because you don't have a choice
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i know they didn't give us a choice there was
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no choice well you can't you can't fight against
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it because if you wanted to do it that was what
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the choice was but how it's just ridiculous though
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isn't it that we yeah it's not good we accepted
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that and we just went yeah well you're forcing
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it on us we haven't got a choice we're just going
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to go with it where's the fucking horse armor
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isn't it it's Bethesda and the horse armor which
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is what brought us to the place that we're at
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now and there's going to be I've been predicting
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it for a long time there's going to be another
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crash in the gaming market there's got to be
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because I am a great example of somebody that
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would buy And it's not because I've got old and
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I've got a kid and stuff and not much time. It's
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not that because even when I did have time, I
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stopped doing it. I wasn't buying the big games
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anymore. No. I'm paying £10 to play Megabonk.
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That's me now. I'm going to these, you know.
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The indie games. The small creators. Basically
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the gaming version of our podcast, you know.
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And playing these really bloody cool games. Yes.
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Like really cool. We've had this discussion.
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Okay, well, the Lamb one we were playing. Cult
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of Lamb, yeah. That's not technically an indie
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game. I think it started as that. Yeah, they're
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slightly, well, they're called... It's kind of
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in the middle, isn't it? It's not quite indie,
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but it's not also quite... I've heard some say
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like triple indie or something, like one of the
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higher kind of indie. Not AAA, but they're somewhere
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lower down. But the 20 quid game market, essentially,
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how many hours of gameplay did you and I get
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out of fucking Cult of Lamb? And they're making
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a second one. I can't wait. You know, just so
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much less of it. And with the price of Game Pass
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now, is it, what, 30 quid a month or something?
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Is that right? It's going to be somewhere in
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that region. But my point is, I don't think,
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like you said, with AAA games, I think Battlefield
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6, since Helldivers, was, is the next big purchase
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I'll make. Back in the day of the 360 and the
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original Xbox even, I was happy buying games.
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Every month I might buy a game. It's just not
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the case anymore. And it's not because of Game
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Pass and that, yes, there's loads of games on
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there. I am a very firm believer that the game
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market is going to crash because AAA games are
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actually shit. Oh, absolutely. And you've...
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are going to get the joy of starting Goat Simulator
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3 shortly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll realise
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that every AAA game that you've played that is
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basically a collect -a -thon, because that's
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the majority of the bloody game. Do a mission,
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collect something, bring it back. You'll suddenly
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realise that, oh shit, Goat Simulator is like
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the premium version of this, but it's funny at
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the same time. And then you realise, why would
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I buy a premium AAA title over this? Yeah, well...
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yeah yuka replay just came out we spoke about
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this yes we did yes yes so i've been kind of
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thinking where am i going to get it because i'd
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quite like to play it so i could use on the steam
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deck maybe i get it on steam if i get it on steam
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i get a discount of 30 because i had the other
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one and apparently i've just found out i got
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it on pc so that's where i'm allowed the discount
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but i'm like well And I was thinking about it,
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and you know how much I hate digital purchases,
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I like having discs, thinking, when was the last
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fucking disc I brought? The person who moans
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about buying digital, I think the last thing
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I got was Final Fantasy, two years ago. And I'm
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like, okay, Yooka Replayee might be one I get
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physically instead. Oh, instead of getting my
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discount Steam, maybe I'll just get the PlayStation
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or the Xbox disc and providing it's on the fucking
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disc. That's the thing. And not just a download
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code. I need to find that out. I might do that.
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So then when all this stuff breaks, I have a
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platforming game, which I think I'm going to
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like because it's the Banjo -Kazooie people and
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I can play it and T can play it or whatever.
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But with Battlefield, it doesn't matter so much
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because they turn the servers off. So in 10 years
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time. I'm not going to be able to play Battlefield
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6 whether I've got the disc or not. And this
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brings me nicely on in a minute to what we were
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talking about when it comes to films. I'm not
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going to buy GTA 6. I probably eventually will
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end up buying it, but I may actually just wait
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until it's a Game Pass or a PS Plus game. Because
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honestly, A, I'm not going to pay 90 quid, which
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is what it's currently trending at and the likely
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price of it's going to be. B, I'm not happy to
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run it on the hardware I have at a fixed 30 frames
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a second at barely 1080. And C, I didn't actually
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have that much fun in GTA V. I had more fun with
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the multiplayer of that than I did actually doing
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the missions because, like you said, we're at
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a point in our life now that, basically, if I
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get an hour in front of a game, I want to be
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doing something fun and co -op with you or Dan
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or Mark because... It's a lot more fun. It's
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a lot more chaos. I sit down for an hour with
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Grand Theft Auto. You've just about managed to
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start one of the scenarios where you're doing,
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let's say, the bank heist. And it's like, oh,
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well, now I've got to turn it off. Brilliant.
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It was too much. And then tying that in with
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what you were saying about turning servers off,
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what's going to happen to GTA V when GTA VI comes
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out? Yeah. Are they going to keep it running?
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Are they? I genuinely doubt it. Eventually it
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will get switched off. At least for GTA 1, 2,
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3, Vice City, San Andreas, I can still play those.
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I can turn them on and I can play those. They
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don't need a fucking server. They're good. There
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was a time where you had to use the Rockstar
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launcher and they stopped it working and you
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couldn't play some of those games because more
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people were downloading them than GTA 5. Or was
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it GTA 4? Either way. But moving from gaming,
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We've started watching some cool films with Kay.
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We watched Free Guy. Oh, cool. That's a good
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film. Me and Gem loved it anyway. It's a good
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film. So we showed her that, and that ties in
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with their game's called Free City, and they're
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going to release Free City 2, where he's going
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to turn off all the servers, so you've got to
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buy Free City 2. It's just exactly what we're
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talking about. She thoroughly enjoyed that, and
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we've... Got 45 minutes left of Ready Player
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One. Oh, great. So before I came over here, it
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was just the best scene in the film, which is
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the giant battle scene. Yeah. Is she a reader?
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Oh, she reads nonstop. Get her to read the story
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too, because they're adequately different. Oh,
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good. Okay. That will do. Because I had listened
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to the story first before the film, and I'm not
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somebody that kind of really holds those. things
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like you've got to have you've got to do it and
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um it's it's the story but not at the same time
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it's they get the plot points but they do a different
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way and but it works wonderfully in the film
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because you can understand when you've read or
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listened to it how they couldn't possibly do
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that yeah and that's fair enough but i think
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still again any film that uses twisted sister
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we're not going to take it as the soundtrack
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brilliant in the first place yeah it's a very
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every single little bit in that film just seeing
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every little bit of fan love given to every single
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kind of yeah like the battle toads running charging
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ahead of everyone in the very beginning of that
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battle scene um the whole fuck it's chucky scene
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is just absolutely brilliant and then throughout
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the entire film just spotting all the little
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bits as well things like she's using the pulse
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rifle from alien in the dancing scene um The
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Robert Zemeckis cube playing the Battle of Future
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music because it's turning back time. Absolutely
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brilliant. And there's just so many tiny little
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things that even now re -watching going, I never
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noticed that. And I've watched this like five
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times now and saw it on the big screen. Well,
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I like to get like Iron Giant in it and Gundam
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and Mechagodzilla and to get... I think R2 -D2
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is in it, is the DJ. At least he's in the story.
00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:02.920
Yeah. You know, to manage to, I mean, because
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it's Spielberg is the only real reason. The Halo
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Spartans. Yeah. The T -Rex from Jurassic Park
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at the very beginning. Yeah. King Kong. There's
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just so much in that film. So no, we're having
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a lot of fun with that. And then me and Jem,
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this is a non -K viewing thing, obviously. It's
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not porn. Don't worry, it's not porn. Okay. Dexter.
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I've never seen it. I've never seen it either.
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So we're making, started our way through that.
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So we're on episode two of that and it's really
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good. I know Telf has watched them all. He used
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to go harp on about it all the time, how good
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it was, but I've never seen it. Very, very good.
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It's well worth watching. I suggest you and Miranda
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would enjoy it. Yeah. And they've got a new one
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out, right? Yeah, apparently they're not very
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good, but watch the original series. You'll enjoy
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them. And that is it. It, it seemed to cut out
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when I said it. It did cut out, didn't it, when
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you said it? That was odd. Yeah, it, it, it,
00:23:55.849 --> 00:23:57.569
it. Don't take too many signs, you might turn
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up. No, that's Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.
00:24:04.329 --> 00:24:05.730
It's kind of for me as well because I'm not quite
00:24:05.730 --> 00:24:07.849
close to the microphone. And not being loud when
00:24:07.849 --> 00:24:09.789
you're trying to pretend to be the child molesting
00:24:09.789 --> 00:24:12.450
clown. Yeah, I know. We all know what I'm like.
00:24:12.490 --> 00:24:16.349
I talk too quietly. Okay, so what have I been
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doing? I mean, we spoke a lot about the games
00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:21.400
already. More Megabonk. I'm kind of a little
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bit, not addicted to it, but I'm super into it.
00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:28.900
Oh, pardon me, excuse me. Yeah, so lots of Megabonk.
00:24:29.500 --> 00:24:32.740
I watched a few videos of people playing it.
00:24:32.839 --> 00:24:36.519
There's a very good gamer called Shroud. Have
00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:40.319
you ever heard of him? He's like a... Yes. God,
00:24:40.660 --> 00:24:43.809
anybody who knows who he is... tell me off i
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think he was like a professional counter -strike
00:24:45.829 --> 00:24:47.509
player or something like that a professional
00:24:47.509 --> 00:24:52.369
one of those shooty games player very very good
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and for whatever reason it because i've you know
00:24:55.750 --> 00:24:58.210
watched a few megabytes he turned up and i watched
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him on it now i the highest level i think i've
00:25:01.990 --> 00:25:07.210
got to is maybe 30 character level he was at
00:25:07.210 --> 00:25:11.920
level 500 with basically disintegrating things
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on the screen. I'm going to have to re -watch
00:25:14.619 --> 00:25:17.940
that video to understand exactly what I'm doing
00:25:17.940 --> 00:25:19.880
wrong when I'm playing the game. But this is
00:25:19.880 --> 00:25:21.559
how we feel when we play with our friend Mark,
00:25:21.700 --> 00:25:23.700
isn't it? We'll buy a new game. It's like, right,
00:25:23.779 --> 00:25:25.799
okay, we're going to get Helldivers. There's
00:25:25.799 --> 00:25:27.059
me and you. It's like, yeah, look, we've got
00:25:27.059 --> 00:25:29.460
a level 13 and our character's brilliant. Oh,
00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:35.079
look, here comes Commodon Mark at level 75. Yeah,
00:25:35.140 --> 00:25:37.079
he's good. He's got more medals than character
00:25:37.079 --> 00:25:40.240
at this point. Well, he's also really good at
00:25:40.240 --> 00:25:42.279
them as well, which also kind of adds to it because
00:25:42.279 --> 00:25:45.319
he plays a lot of COD. Yeah. Which I can't stand
00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:48.140
playing that game online. It's just, if I wanted
00:25:48.140 --> 00:25:49.880
to be shouted at by a child, I'd just go and
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wake T up and he can do it. That's why I'm a
00:25:52.180 --> 00:25:54.480
little bit hesitant about Battlefield still.
00:25:54.819 --> 00:25:56.859
I want to get it, but there's still a little
00:25:56.859 --> 00:25:59.130
part of me that's going to be... am i just going
00:25:59.130 --> 00:26:01.130
to get pissed off with this within five minutes
00:26:01.130 --> 00:26:03.930
because yeah we've left it a month and that means
00:26:03.930 --> 00:26:05.990
everyone's already got the whatever it was the
00:26:05.990 --> 00:26:09.950
psr fucking sniper rifle and it's like you walk
00:26:09.950 --> 00:26:11.329
down the street you're dead you walk down the
00:26:11.329 --> 00:26:13.309
street you're dead i'm at the spawn but oh i'm
00:26:13.309 --> 00:26:15.710
dead i think you might be surprised i think there'll
00:26:15.710 --> 00:26:17.690
be two waves of people buying it the people who
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got it on day one which is what all the people
00:26:19.990 --> 00:26:21.269
are playing it now is and then the people who
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have waited for payday And we're essentially
00:26:23.420 --> 00:26:25.740
the payday people. True. Because we're going
00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:27.779
to be getting it towards the end. In a week's
00:26:27.779 --> 00:26:29.720
time, I'm going to buy it. Yep. I'm going to
00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:32.880
buy it Friday on payday. So there'll be another
00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:35.660
influx of people then. And also, you know, you're
00:26:35.660 --> 00:26:37.200
going to have a lot of people like us that are
00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:40.660
just kind of, you know, not able, even if we
00:26:40.660 --> 00:26:42.259
had brought it, there hasn't actually been that
00:26:42.259 --> 00:26:43.740
many times I would have actually been able to
00:26:43.740 --> 00:26:45.920
sit there and play it. No. In the last week.
00:26:46.339 --> 00:26:50.210
So, and also we're... I've already said I'm not
00:26:50.210 --> 00:26:52.470
playing it in this cross praise off. I'm not
00:26:52.470 --> 00:26:54.109
playing it as the PC people. They're far too
00:26:54.109 --> 00:26:59.490
good. I completely agree. And it's one of the
00:26:59.490 --> 00:27:00.910
things I'm actually looking at. What I'm going
00:27:00.910 --> 00:27:04.190
to do before I buy it, I'm going to see if playing
00:27:04.190 --> 00:27:08.269
some traditional Counter -Strike source fills
00:27:08.269 --> 00:27:10.509
the hole. And if that fills the hole, I might
00:27:10.509 --> 00:27:12.849
not even buy Battlefield. If it doesn't fill
00:27:12.849 --> 00:27:15.609
the hole, then I'll get sick and tired of it.
00:27:16.170 --> 00:27:18.930
playing DE, Dust 2, and CS Office all the fucking
00:27:18.930 --> 00:27:21.329
time, then I'll go and buy it. Or we get it on
00:27:21.329 --> 00:27:24.349
the PS5 or Xbox. Again, this was another discussion.
00:27:25.410 --> 00:27:28.809
Because of what Xbox is doing, I feel like I've
00:27:28.809 --> 00:27:31.349
actually played more PS5 this year than I have
00:27:31.349 --> 00:27:34.029
Xbox, which previous years, it's been complete
00:27:34.029 --> 00:27:36.890
vice versa. I've barely touched the PS5, but
00:27:36.890 --> 00:27:39.029
genuinely, you're right, PlayStation, Sony feel
00:27:39.029 --> 00:27:42.710
like they're finally kind of coming out of the...
00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:45.900
kind of shadows and showing no look we've got
00:27:45.900 --> 00:27:49.019
something really good to offer here so i'm always
00:27:49.019 --> 00:27:51.220
saying i think we'd look at ps5 but i think we
00:27:51.220 --> 00:27:53.619
should look at pricing if it's cheaper on xbox
00:27:53.619 --> 00:27:56.099
it's the same price post like 69 .99 which is
00:27:56.099 --> 00:28:00.660
disgusting yeah that is disgusting a lot of money
00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:03.640
that's the annoying thing about it and they have
00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:06.190
a hundred pound one which has got, like, skins
00:28:06.190 --> 00:28:07.789
and stuff. It's like, who's buying that? Come
00:28:07.789 --> 00:28:11.390
on. £100. But it's instant rank up as well. If
00:28:11.390 --> 00:28:13.089
you buy that, you get an instant higher rank.
00:28:13.089 --> 00:28:14.130
But that's the game, though. Ranking up's the
00:28:14.130 --> 00:28:16.190
game. I've never understood that. But you get
00:28:16.190 --> 00:28:17.730
the higher rank, which means then you can get
00:28:17.730 --> 00:28:20.009
the more powerful weapons straight away. Oh.
00:28:21.450 --> 00:28:23.369
Well, no, because you get the weapon. Oh, no,
00:28:23.490 --> 00:28:24.890
you're right. You unlock them as you level up.
00:28:24.890 --> 00:28:27.990
You unlock them as you level up. Oh, God. It's
00:28:27.990 --> 00:28:30.950
all just to fuck over the dads, isn't it? It's
00:28:30.950 --> 00:28:34.039
to screw over the casual gamer. Okay, I've had
00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:35.819
enough of talking about fucking upsetting things.
00:28:35.819 --> 00:28:38.319
What have you been watching? We have been trying
00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:42.640
our best to watch Monster Ed Gein. I have no
00:28:42.640 --> 00:28:45.039
idea what this is. So Netflix do this Monster
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:49.099
series. This is series three. And it's biopics,
00:28:49.140 --> 00:28:55.740
essentially, of serial killers. Okay. God, don't
00:28:55.740 --> 00:28:57.319
ask me who the other two fucking were. I tell
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:58.859
you what, I'm going to pause it and I'm going
00:28:58.859 --> 00:29:00.019
to tell you what they are. Will you remember
00:29:00.019 --> 00:29:02.380
where the pause button is? He doesn't remember.
00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.220
I don't remember because it's not on the screen.
00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:07.700
Yes, it is. Oh, it is. Okay, we're back. You
00:29:07.700 --> 00:29:09.839
didn't notice anybody. So the first season was
00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:12.839
about Jeffrey Dahmer. Of course. Yeah. And the
00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:15.279
second series was called The Lyle and Eric Menendez
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:18.039
Story. It's about the two brothers that allegedly
00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:23.420
killed their parents. They said like... Jeffrey
00:29:23.420 --> 00:29:25.299
Dahmer was killing people and cutting them up
00:29:25.299 --> 00:29:27.599
and leaving the Parsons house. And the Menendez
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:34.259
kids claimed that their father was physically
00:29:34.259 --> 00:29:39.980
and sexually abusive to them. And just a terrible
00:29:39.980 --> 00:29:42.619
person. The mum apparently knew all about it
00:29:42.619 --> 00:29:45.819
and let it happen. So they killed them. I mean,
00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:47.140
they went to prison for it. They're still alive.
00:29:47.380 --> 00:29:48.819
These two guys are still alive. They're still
00:29:48.819 --> 00:29:51.579
in prison for it now. But they're claiming that
00:29:51.579 --> 00:29:54.680
they did it. because of all that abuse. And I
00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:56.519
think it was difficult for them to prove whether
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:59.460
that was the case because they were very wealthy,
00:29:59.619 --> 00:30:03.940
rich twat kids. Gotcha. And their own words kind
00:30:03.940 --> 00:30:06.900
of fucked themselves over, basically. And then
00:30:06.900 --> 00:30:10.420
this one is about Ed Gein. So Ed Gein is basically
00:30:10.420 --> 00:30:13.680
the person, oh, fucking hell, he did everything.
00:30:13.740 --> 00:30:16.420
If you've seen Psycho, if you've seen Texas Chainsaw
00:30:16.420 --> 00:30:18.829
Massacre, they're all based on him. Oh, is he
00:30:18.829 --> 00:30:20.890
the one that kept vaginas in a drawer? That's
00:30:20.890 --> 00:30:23.910
him. Hey! Yeah, chased around people with chainsaws,
00:30:24.089 --> 00:30:29.309
wore their skin faces. Yeah, and he was the one
00:30:29.309 --> 00:30:32.970
that was found with actual hand gloves made out
00:30:32.970 --> 00:30:37.109
of human hands. Yep, and he had a sofa made of
00:30:37.109 --> 00:30:39.589
human skin and lampshades made of human skin.
00:30:40.630 --> 00:30:43.910
Yeah, that's him. So now when I say I'm trying
00:30:43.910 --> 00:30:46.509
to watch it, we're trying, because we were sat
00:30:46.509 --> 00:30:49.740
there, a lot of the times we'll, have like sometimes
00:30:49.740 --> 00:30:51.559
we'll sit on the sofa and watch tv while we have
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.880
something to eat and we started watching it and
00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:55.819
it was all fine at first and then we had to pause
00:30:55.819 --> 00:30:57.660
it because we couldn't watch it and eat our tea
00:30:57.660 --> 00:31:00.059
and that happened twice and then the third time
00:31:00.059 --> 00:31:02.240
was like i'm not watching that show but let's
00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.609
sit at the dinner table eat our food, and then
00:31:04.609 --> 00:31:06.589
we can sit down and watch it, which my dad found
00:31:06.589 --> 00:31:09.809
hilarious. I couldn't watch it. It was so sick
00:31:09.809 --> 00:31:12.650
watching this guy cut people up and you're there
00:31:12.650 --> 00:31:17.210
with like a fucking doll in front of you. Don't
00:31:17.210 --> 00:31:19.170
fancy me chicken breast anymore. It's like Miranda's
00:31:19.170 --> 00:31:21.170
made this amazing doll and then we've got fucking
00:31:21.170 --> 00:31:24.369
Ed Gein over there cutting someone's guts out.
00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:30.230
Yeah, no thanks. So we are struggling through
00:31:30.230 --> 00:31:33.009
it. Because we're on episode five out of eight
00:31:33.009 --> 00:31:36.170
now. Yeah. It's never taken us this long to watch
00:31:36.170 --> 00:31:40.609
a show we like. Put it that way. Liar. Liar.
00:31:40.750 --> 00:31:43.130
Why is that a liar? Because you've not finished
00:31:43.130 --> 00:31:46.650
Supernatural. Oh, shit. Yeah, you're right. I
00:31:46.650 --> 00:31:48.269
suppose that's the winner. That's still got another
00:31:48.269 --> 00:31:52.390
30 years. That's like 20 years. That's got 20
00:31:52.390 --> 00:31:55.210
years on it. Yeah, you're absolutely right. I
00:31:55.210 --> 00:31:58.890
am a liar. I watch Superman. Oh, yes, you watched
00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:01.150
Superman. Yeah, that was directly after we recorded
00:32:01.150 --> 00:32:04.210
the last episode. So good. Oh, isn't it? Isn't
00:32:04.210 --> 00:32:05.890
it brilliant? Superman is brilliant. It's not
00:32:05.890 --> 00:32:08.589
Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill is the Superman. No,
00:32:08.730 --> 00:32:11.289
he's not. He's a Superman. He's a Superman. He
00:32:11.289 --> 00:32:13.390
was a very good Superman. He also paints Warhammer.
00:32:13.529 --> 00:32:16.890
He's a cool dude. David, whatever his name is,
00:32:16.930 --> 00:32:19.490
fucking brilliant Superman. It's a great film.
00:32:19.730 --> 00:32:23.569
I said to you privately, it's made me want to
00:32:23.569 --> 00:32:25.869
watch superhero movies again. Yeah. Not Marvel.
00:32:25.930 --> 00:32:29.720
DC. It's very specifically, I have got so little
00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:31.579
interest. I know that you keep telling me that
00:32:31.579 --> 00:32:34.599
the Guardians third film is brilliant. I've seen
00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:36.339
a few clips. It looks great. I don't want to
00:32:36.339 --> 00:32:39.200
watch it. No, fair enough. I'm so overdone with
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:41.400
mine. I am giving you the DVD to watch Peacemaker
00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:43.460
because you've got that. I know I do want to
00:32:43.460 --> 00:32:45.539
watch Peacemaker. It's so good. It's just the
00:32:45.539 --> 00:32:47.920
right amount of comedy. Isn't it? Yeah. Well,
00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:50.920
it's all James Gunn's. So, I mean, I think you've
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:54.140
watched the new Suicide Squad. I've seen all
00:32:54.140 --> 00:32:56.759
the Suicide Squads, I think, yeah. So this isn't
00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:58.359
the one with Will Smith, it was the one that
00:32:58.359 --> 00:33:00.960
is... It's got Peacemaker in it. Yeah, John Cena
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:02.359
as Peacemaker. Yeah, so I have seen him in that.
00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:05.400
Yeah, so it's the perfect mix of comedy and serious,
00:33:05.539 --> 00:33:07.339
because I don't know how James Gunn really does
00:33:07.339 --> 00:33:10.099
it. He does seem to manage to make films that
00:33:10.099 --> 00:33:14.980
have a really good part of comedy, but then as
00:33:14.980 --> 00:33:16.400
you kind of move away from there, it's like,
00:33:16.420 --> 00:33:18.140
actually, it's got a really good story. It's
00:33:18.140 --> 00:33:19.819
a good story in there too, yeah. And I love the
00:33:19.819 --> 00:33:22.579
fact with Superman, they finally made a Superman
00:33:22.579 --> 00:33:25.950
who... doesn't feel invulnerable. And I know
00:33:25.950 --> 00:33:27.990
everyone fucking moans and groans and goes, well,
00:33:28.049 --> 00:33:31.150
he's meant to be invulnerable. Then what's the
00:33:31.150 --> 00:33:33.309
point of watching a fucking film? You watch any
00:33:33.309 --> 00:33:35.430
of the Henry Cavill films of him as Superman,
00:33:35.589 --> 00:33:39.549
he portrays it brilliantly. At not one point
00:33:39.549 --> 00:33:42.509
do I think, oh, he's going to lose. Yeah. Whereas
00:33:42.509 --> 00:33:44.930
this, you genuinely feel like, I know he's not
00:33:44.930 --> 00:33:47.369
going to lose, but I actually feel like he could.
00:33:49.470 --> 00:33:51.490
there's a word i'm trying to think of in my head
00:33:51.490 --> 00:33:53.569
that it's completely because i'm so fucking useless
00:33:53.569 --> 00:33:55.809
i can't think of what it is but yeah you're not
00:33:55.809 --> 00:33:58.990
worried about it no but you still watch and you
00:33:58.990 --> 00:34:01.710
think this is this is good and okay there are
00:34:01.710 --> 00:34:03.650
a couple of moments where you think yeah okay
00:34:03.650 --> 00:34:08.210
this isn't this isn't the best way of doing this
00:34:08.210 --> 00:34:11.090
i'm sure how it should have ended did or they
00:34:11.090 --> 00:34:13.309
did cover this sorry so you know when they're
00:34:13.309 --> 00:34:17.599
plummeting back to earth when um That's the one
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:19.619
character I didn't like funny enough. The woman
00:34:19.619 --> 00:34:22.940
that could... The nano lady. The nano lady. I
00:34:22.940 --> 00:34:25.760
didn't feel she was brilliantly done. And then
00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:30.480
you've got his... I'm going to do you. His retarded
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:33.159
Superman. I'm not going to cut that. I know you're
00:34:33.159 --> 00:34:37.559
not. You've got Superman clone and nano woman.
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:40.260
They're plummeting to earth with Superman who's
00:34:40.260 --> 00:34:41.619
just gone as high as he can and he's now falling.
00:34:42.260 --> 00:34:45.360
Both of those characters can fly. So why aren't
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:48.159
they just... Flying again? Now, he's a Superman
00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:56.500
clone, so he has a name. Ultraman. No, so he
00:34:56.500 --> 00:35:03.440
is called... Namribus? Hang on, pausing it. Bizarro.
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:06.960
So I think that was meant to be Bizarro, because
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.099
Bizarro is a Superman clone. Oh, of course it
00:35:09.099 --> 00:35:13.480
is. Yes, you're right. But yeah, both could fly,
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:15.880
so why, when they're falling to the earth, do
00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:19.079
they not just go, oh yeah, we can fly? Yeah.
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:21.820
So that's probably one of the plot points I could
00:35:21.820 --> 00:35:25.300
have picked up on. But Mr. Terrific, what a fucking
00:35:25.300 --> 00:35:32.820
cracking character. You know what? So... The
00:35:32.820 --> 00:35:36.099
two characters that I was most concerned about
00:35:36.099 --> 00:35:37.780
in the entire film, because I thought they were
00:35:37.780 --> 00:35:40.400
going to be shit, was the Crypto the Dog and
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:43.400
Mr. Fantastic. And they were my favourite characters
00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:46.039
in the film. Mr. Fantastic was... Terrific. Terrific,
00:35:46.099 --> 00:35:48.800
sorry. Fantastic's Marvel. Mr. Fantastic's a
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:51.420
fox. Oh, yes, he's a fox as well. George Clooney.
00:35:51.579 --> 00:35:54.800
He's George Clooney. It's Roald Dahl. Is it Roald
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:56.780
Dahl? Roald Dahl. And they did the weird stop
00:35:56.780 --> 00:35:58.840
motion animation. Yeah, it was odd. Which I don't
00:35:58.840 --> 00:36:03.300
like. He was the best character, I think. He
00:36:03.300 --> 00:36:06.960
was the most fucking badass character. How he
00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:10.699
absolutely wrecks that encampment when he goes
00:36:10.699 --> 00:36:14.719
to the portal. Barely breaks a sweat most of
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:16.440
the way through. And then they all drop dead
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:19.079
and he just gradually walks off. And she's the
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:22.039
one out of breath. That was such a good touch.
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:24.440
Brilliant bit of music they chose for it as well.
00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:29.059
So, so, so much. Nicholas Holt as Lex Luthor.
00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:34.000
Yeah. What? When you think he started in that
00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:37.780
crappy UK British TV series that did really well,
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:41.559
Misfits. Yes. That's where he started, I think.
00:36:41.719 --> 00:36:45.599
And then, yeah, it's just absolutely brilliant.
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:47.579
And then a lot of people worried about Green
00:36:47.579 --> 00:36:50.960
Lantern. What was Green Lantern going to be like?
00:36:51.460 --> 00:36:57.460
And I'm sorry, but Nathan Fillion embodied that
00:36:57.460 --> 00:37:01.630
character. I mean, let's forget about Ryan Reynolds'
00:37:01.789 --> 00:37:04.130
attempt at that one. Sorry, Ryan, but you go
00:37:04.130 --> 00:37:05.909
back to Deadpool. You did a good job with Deadpool.
00:37:05.909 --> 00:37:08.050
Yeah, he did great Deadpool. Yeah, yeah. But,
00:37:08.150 --> 00:37:13.510
oh, what a brilliant Guy Gartner. It's just absolutely
00:37:13.510 --> 00:37:16.710
fantastic. I mean, the bit where he's like smashing
00:37:16.710 --> 00:37:18.570
the tanks out of the ground and it's just fists
00:37:18.570 --> 00:37:20.750
coming up with middle finger. It's just like,
00:37:20.789 --> 00:37:23.989
this is just brilliant. Oh, and he lands, doesn't
00:37:23.989 --> 00:37:25.670
he? And says to kids, I'm not Superman. You got
00:37:25.670 --> 00:37:31.059
an upgrade. Yes. Yeah, he was a good touch. I
00:37:31.059 --> 00:37:33.380
like Nathan Fillion. Anything Nathan Fillion's
00:37:33.380 --> 00:37:36.679
been in, he's brilliant. And yeah, I'm really
00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:38.579
glad you saw Super. I'm really glad you liked
00:37:38.579 --> 00:37:41.980
it. It's such a solid film. It has relit the
00:37:41.980 --> 00:37:44.860
spark in me for some superhero stuff. But as
00:37:44.860 --> 00:37:48.039
I said, DC, it's really made me want to keep
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:49.840
saying it. I want to watch that Batman film again.
00:37:49.980 --> 00:37:51.980
I really want to watch Penguin. And you've said
00:37:51.980 --> 00:37:53.639
there's going to be a second Batman film. I'm
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:56.539
so happy for that. I really would like to watch
00:37:56.539 --> 00:37:59.179
Peacemaker. I'm interested in seeing all this
00:37:59.179 --> 00:38:03.300
stuff. So... Peacemaker, you have to watch because
00:38:03.300 --> 00:38:07.840
you will thoroughly enjoy it. And for a character
00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:10.260
that's meant to be vaguely unlikable, you end
00:38:10.260 --> 00:38:13.280
up feeling really bad for him. And I've got to
00:38:13.280 --> 00:38:16.639
say, John Cena's just the perfect actor for it.
00:38:17.059 --> 00:38:19.880
You cannot fault him in it. He's just absolutely
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.920
perfect in every step of it. He's just brilliant.
00:38:23.380 --> 00:38:26.019
Yeah. Well, that's it, really. I think we're
00:38:26.019 --> 00:38:29.130
going to have to... Delayed enough. We're going
00:38:29.130 --> 00:38:30.730
to have to drink a can of Rubicon, aren't we?
00:38:35.869 --> 00:38:40.750
Accessing library computer data. Alien Rubicon
00:38:40.750 --> 00:38:44.969
2024. I don't think it was made by Amazon, but
00:38:44.969 --> 00:38:46.829
we watched on Amazon, so that's close enough
00:38:46.829 --> 00:38:50.110
to the Amazon fucking shit bucket that you could
00:38:50.110 --> 00:38:53.010
tell it rubbed off on it. I think one note I've
00:38:53.010 --> 00:38:56.250
got is the Amazon interrupting adverts were better
00:38:56.250 --> 00:38:59.150
than the film. I preferred watching the VIX advert
00:38:59.150 --> 00:39:03.269
twice than seeing this. Can I just say the biggest
00:39:03.269 --> 00:39:06.449
fucking fuck you to the person who made the poster
00:39:06.449 --> 00:39:10.750
has no relevance to the film whatsoever. Absolutely
00:39:10.750 --> 00:39:14.909
none. So I got within six minutes at the end
00:39:14.909 --> 00:39:18.590
of the film and went, that alien on the poster
00:39:18.590 --> 00:39:23.050
hasn't turned up yet. And then the real kick
00:39:23.050 --> 00:39:25.309
in the teeth, if you watch the trailer for this,
00:39:25.530 --> 00:39:28.869
big pile of shit watch the trailer and at the
00:39:28.869 --> 00:39:31.090
very end of the trailer you see the aliens coming
00:39:31.090 --> 00:39:33.250
out of the sphere and you think right they're
00:39:33.250 --> 00:39:35.110
invading breen that's going to happen in the
00:39:35.110 --> 00:39:37.269
film no what you see in the trailer that's the
00:39:37.269 --> 00:39:39.530
amount of alien you see in the film because that's
00:39:39.530 --> 00:39:42.550
the clip from the film and then they just disappear
00:39:42.550 --> 00:39:44.989
and they you don't hear about them ever again
00:39:44.989 --> 00:39:48.789
they're allegedly destroyed yeah we were proper
00:39:48.789 --> 00:39:53.139
hoodwinked by that it fucking hell It was like
00:39:53.139 --> 00:39:55.360
watching War of the Worlds again. I didn't realise
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:57.900
I'd accidentally made us watch another War of
00:39:57.900 --> 00:39:59.340
the Worlds film. I've got to say, this was better
00:39:59.340 --> 00:40:02.780
than War of the Worlds. It was better, but not
00:40:02.780 --> 00:40:05.599
by much. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. They were close.
00:40:05.860 --> 00:40:08.880
I mean, it was bad in different ways. Oh. This...
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:16.000
Oh, Jesus Christ, this was bad. OK, so in War
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:19.059
of the Worlds, I was clock -watching. Yeah. I
00:40:19.059 --> 00:40:21.750
wasn't clock -watching in this. It... The time
00:40:21.750 --> 00:40:24.849
went past. You did text me saying that you had
00:40:24.849 --> 00:40:27.050
20 -something minutes left and I still had over
00:40:27.050 --> 00:40:28.570
an hour or something, and I was like, you're
00:40:28.570 --> 00:40:31.929
fucking lucky. I'd already got that. And then
00:40:31.929 --> 00:40:34.090
when I got to the 23 minutes or something, I
00:40:34.090 --> 00:40:36.849
was like, oh, this is where TJ was. Oh, yeah.
00:40:36.909 --> 00:40:40.710
It's nearly over. Yeah, stuff does happen, but
00:40:40.710 --> 00:40:43.050
fuck the acting is dreadful. All right, so...
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:47.000
Alien Rubicon, meant to be a play on Independence
00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:50.559
Day, War of the Worlds. You're meant to believe
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:52.460
that it's going to be an Aliens film as well.
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:54.960
Not a fucking chance. And the alien doesn't even
00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:58.599
look like one of the... In the smallest vague
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:02.099
once upon a time, third cousin married the fifth
00:41:02.099 --> 00:41:06.519
cousin. And then they had a baby. Might look
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:08.639
slightly like an alien from the Aliens franchise,
00:41:08.780 --> 00:41:10.760
but that's as close as you get with that. They
00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:13.900
were just dogs. They were just ugly dogs. They
00:41:13.900 --> 00:41:16.880
were just an asset that they bought from Blender
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:19.579
and said, that's what we're using. And just copy
00:41:19.579 --> 00:41:22.280
and pasted it a hundred times. Just like all
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:26.019
the helicopters in the film. But anyway, so the
00:41:26.019 --> 00:41:30.179
story is really simple. Dr. Dad has two kids,
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:33.719
single dad, just like War of the Worlds. His
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:35.199
mum left him, you know that, right? There's no
00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:37.480
way to... It wasn't a tragic thing like she died.
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:39.739
She fucking left him because I would have left
00:41:39.739 --> 00:41:43.800
him in a fucking second and those kids. I just...
00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:46.260
Yeah, so we've got Dr. Dad and his two kids.
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:47.599
They're meant to be going camping and they're
00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:49.860
pissed off. I was unfair there. The daughter
00:41:49.860 --> 00:41:53.360
was fine. That fine. Not like she was attractive.
00:41:53.420 --> 00:41:57.500
She was... Appeared normal. Yeah. You may continue
00:41:57.500 --> 00:42:01.170
now. She said some stupid things. Okay, so they're
00:42:01.170 --> 00:42:02.650
going camping and they're pissed off that the
00:42:02.650 --> 00:42:05.010
uncle's going to get the best camping spots again.
00:42:05.650 --> 00:42:07.949
But they've got to stop by the observatory where
00:42:07.949 --> 00:42:11.630
their father works. His son magically knows how
00:42:11.630 --> 00:42:13.789
the system works and identifies a sphere coming
00:42:13.789 --> 00:42:15.809
towards Earth. It turns out the sphere is deadly.
00:42:16.309 --> 00:42:19.210
He gets drafted in by the US. It's basically
00:42:19.210 --> 00:42:21.170
Independence Day at this point. Drafted in by
00:42:21.170 --> 00:42:26.480
the US to help. The sphere... gets pissed off
00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:28.860
at a drone flying near it and starts just destroying
00:42:28.860 --> 00:42:31.099
everything in its path. And then it's basically,
00:42:31.219 --> 00:42:35.159
the rest of the film is the dad being dragged
00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:39.860
around by G .I. Joe. The president not making
00:42:39.860 --> 00:42:42.199
up his mind whether he knows shit or doesn't
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.340
know shit. And eventually them destroying the
00:42:45.340 --> 00:42:47.800
aliens and everything being absolutely fine.
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:49.960
And everyone getting a job with the president.
00:42:51.139 --> 00:42:54.159
I hated that scene. That end scene, I really
00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:57.159
cringed. The president gave you a job. You take
00:42:57.159 --> 00:42:59.599
it. Oh, okay, I'll take it. What about you, son?
00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:01.559
Do you want a job? I'd like to work for NASA.
00:43:01.739 --> 00:43:04.519
I hear paid intern. Daughter, I'd like a job
00:43:04.519 --> 00:43:06.539
as well. Oh, that's my job. I need an assistant.
00:43:06.820 --> 00:43:08.800
You've got the job. Oh, so she gets a job, but
00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:12.039
he gets an internship. Nice. Yeah, it's like,
00:43:12.179 --> 00:43:17.780
this is Nepo Baby's fucking sensual here. I hated
00:43:17.780 --> 00:43:21.130
that scene. I really did. But the dad, right,
00:43:21.269 --> 00:43:25.250
he had no special knowledge at all. Throughout
00:43:25.250 --> 00:43:28.409
the film, non -stop, all of a sudden, he can
00:43:28.409 --> 00:43:32.070
do something new now. So he's in the helicopter
00:43:32.070 --> 00:43:36.489
for the first time with Sergeant... Colonel fucking
00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:38.309
Sanders, whatever the fuck this guy's name was.
00:43:38.349 --> 00:43:42.579
Captain Jeffy. Captain Sean Jeffy. Jeffy, which
00:43:42.579 --> 00:43:44.619
I first heard as Jack. They haven't gone with
00:43:44.619 --> 00:43:46.679
Captain Jack. Jaffa. We'll just call him the
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:48.139
Jaffa Cake. Well, that's how it's handled. Captain
00:43:48.139 --> 00:43:50.199
Jaffa Cake. They will call him Jaffa, but it's
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:54.199
spelled J -E -F -F -E. He's in the helicopter.
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:57.900
He's like, yeah, I'm a space person, space analyst.
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:01.179
Then he becomes a xenobiologist. And then when
00:44:01.179 --> 00:44:02.639
they're in the helicopter, he's like, do you
00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:04.920
know how to fly a drone? Oh yeah, I bought my
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:07.360
son one. So I'm sure it's fine. So yes, now I'm
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.980
piloting via a laptop, a top of the range series
00:44:10.980 --> 00:44:13.360
of drones owned by the military, full of sensors.
00:44:14.460 --> 00:44:16.260
Whilst in a helicopter. While in a helicopter
00:44:16.260 --> 00:44:18.860
being scared of flying. What was funny about
00:44:18.860 --> 00:44:21.780
the helicopter, right, is that... It's the same
00:44:21.780 --> 00:44:23.980
helicopter. Even though it crashes each time,
00:44:24.059 --> 00:44:26.159
the interior is the same every time. They only
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:30.760
had the... What's it? The chassis of a helicopter.
00:44:31.460 --> 00:44:33.099
Trebuchet of a helicopter for like two weeks.
00:44:33.159 --> 00:44:39.519
They had to get all the shots in. The audio in
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:42.039
it. Clearly, obviously, there was no noise when
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:43.929
they were filming it. And they had to pretend
00:44:43.929 --> 00:44:46.250
there was noise. But the guy who edited the sound
00:44:46.250 --> 00:44:48.869
didn't put the rotary blades loud enough. So
00:44:48.869 --> 00:44:52.510
there's just a very light background noise. I
00:44:52.510 --> 00:44:58.789
can't hear what you're saying. Little puff of
00:44:58.789 --> 00:45:03.030
smoke. We got hit by some shrapnel. Are we all
00:45:03.030 --> 00:45:05.090
right? There's some shrapnel in the helicopter.
00:45:09.460 --> 00:45:12.119
There's so many moments like that. I mean, you're
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:14.500
right. The sound artist forgot to put any kind
00:45:14.500 --> 00:45:16.139
of sound in. He forgot to turn it up. There's
00:45:16.139 --> 00:45:17.920
bits when they're in the White House, they're
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:19.860
sat around the table with the president, and
00:45:19.860 --> 00:45:22.099
they're obviously being told, right, look to
00:45:22.099 --> 00:45:23.599
your left. You're looking over in the distance.
00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:26.519
No one else can see. We're focusing on you. You're
00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:28.320
looking at something in the distance, and I need
00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:31.059
you to look shocked. I need you to show me horror
00:45:31.059 --> 00:45:34.360
now. I need you to show me interest. And all
00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:37.440
of their expressions, it's like... you don't
00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:39.960
know how to make a motion do you it was like
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:43.019
no one knows how to look at something fakely
00:45:43.019 --> 00:45:45.679
it was there was so much wood i thought i was
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:49.860
walking through like the um fence panel section
00:45:49.860 --> 00:45:53.119
in b &q every time anybody was on that fucking
00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:56.920
screen nothing was happening they all were botox
00:45:56.920 --> 00:45:58.659
to the fucking nines because i didn't see no
00:45:58.659 --> 00:46:02.019
emotion no emotion not even the eyes dead eyes
00:46:03.130 --> 00:46:06.869
I got so annoyed with any scene that that president
00:46:06.869 --> 00:46:09.429
was in in there. Oh, you mean President Trump?
00:46:09.510 --> 00:46:11.829
Because that's basically they painted him orange.
00:46:12.070 --> 00:46:13.769
Oh, absolutely. That was meant to be Trump. Absolutely.
00:46:14.409 --> 00:46:16.409
They didn't make him act like Trump, but they
00:46:16.409 --> 00:46:18.909
made him look like him. But they're in like this
00:46:18.909 --> 00:46:21.630
office. Anyone that's seen any of these kind
00:46:21.630 --> 00:46:22.929
of films, when you have these things that are
00:46:22.929 --> 00:46:25.190
present and it's like a war room, there's screens
00:46:25.190 --> 00:46:27.050
everywhere, there's everyone with phones and
00:46:27.050 --> 00:46:29.489
stuff. At one point, the general just answers
00:46:29.489 --> 00:46:31.590
a phone call and fucks off. He's like, oh, I'm
00:46:31.590 --> 00:46:34.090
sorry. Sorry, is that the wife, is it? Where's
00:46:34.090 --> 00:46:38.449
the rest of the war room? Oh, sorry. Sorry, Potus,
00:46:38.449 --> 00:46:40.090
I've just got to take this call. It's the wife.
00:46:40.190 --> 00:46:42.690
I accidentally put my red pants in with the whitewash
00:46:42.690 --> 00:46:44.849
again. I fucked all the wash. I know that the
00:46:44.849 --> 00:46:47.449
world is kind of fucking dying, but I've really
00:46:47.449 --> 00:46:48.570
got to deal with this right now. I'll be right
00:46:48.570 --> 00:46:51.210
back. I'll be right back. You're right, though.
00:46:51.469 --> 00:46:54.250
But the whole problem is, in this universe, that's
00:46:54.250 --> 00:46:56.610
the whole world is like that. So, yeah, you've
00:46:56.610 --> 00:46:58.230
got a general answer on your phone. It's like,
00:46:58.309 --> 00:47:00.789
yeah, I don't care. You just deal with it. You
00:47:00.789 --> 00:47:04.530
had... Kate at JPL, who just did not give a fuck.
00:47:04.550 --> 00:47:06.630
Every time you get to her on the phone, there's
00:47:06.630 --> 00:47:09.329
smoke all around her. She's like, I've got some
00:47:09.329 --> 00:47:11.849
more information for you, Morrow. This is what's
00:47:11.849 --> 00:47:14.090
happening at the moment. You were right. It's
00:47:14.090 --> 00:47:15.969
like, okay, so you're not showing any emotion.
00:47:16.170 --> 00:47:19.010
And then stock footage, our favorite thing. Yes,
00:47:19.010 --> 00:47:21.690
stock footage. You've got the sphere flying across
00:47:21.690 --> 00:47:25.150
this industrial area of New York, blowing helicopters
00:47:25.150 --> 00:47:27.949
up. And you've just got traffic driving around
00:47:27.949 --> 00:47:30.190
normally. No one's panicking. It's just like,
00:47:30.269 --> 00:47:32.869
yeah, just drive. oh giant sphere blowing things
00:47:32.869 --> 00:47:35.630
up oh let's just carry on it was like a low low
00:47:35.630 --> 00:47:41.489
budget apple tv screensaver and then it had like
00:47:41.489 --> 00:47:45.889
a tank and then it had Probably a VHS quality,
00:47:46.070 --> 00:47:48.530
kind of another bit of a truck going past with
00:47:48.530 --> 00:47:50.730
people looking at... Yeah, fucking dreadful stock
00:47:50.730 --> 00:47:53.349
footage. We've seen all that stock footage already,
00:47:53.449 --> 00:47:55.610
I think, in War of the Worlds. More than likely.
00:47:55.670 --> 00:47:58.289
I recognise some of it. The one thing that Agent
00:47:58.289 --> 00:48:01.670
Rubicon didn't do is use real -life war footage.
00:48:01.769 --> 00:48:04.269
And they didn't do that, no. And another bit,
00:48:04.329 --> 00:48:06.909
again, in that fucking war room, again, the general,
00:48:07.110 --> 00:48:09.349
when nearer the end, they're kind of giving out
00:48:09.349 --> 00:48:12.030
orders to everyone, and he's just received...
00:48:12.030 --> 00:48:14.860
The only people in the room, right, is... the
00:48:14.860 --> 00:48:19.400
um the whoever the black dude was oh yeah the
00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:22.079
sycophantic i i would have sex with the president
00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:24.440
if i can fucking hell he was sucking the farts
00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:27.199
out that guy's ass he was really fucking up for
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:30.699
it wasn't he that guy the woman and then the
00:48:30.699 --> 00:48:33.460
general Because the protesters had gone and asked.
00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:37.619
He had to go and call up. China and Russia. He
00:48:37.619 --> 00:48:39.239
had a phone call with them. And he couldn't do
00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:41.260
that in the room with all his advisors. He's
00:48:41.260 --> 00:48:43.079
like, I need to go speak to the president of
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:45.980
Russia. And out he walks. And then so they all
00:48:45.980 --> 00:48:48.340
give their orders. And then I don't know who
00:48:48.340 --> 00:48:50.019
the fucking general was talking to. Because suddenly
00:48:50.019 --> 00:48:52.219
he just went, all right, everyone, get to your
00:48:52.219 --> 00:48:54.920
jobs. Like that. dude there's only three of you
00:48:54.920 --> 00:48:56.820
in that room and those two are your fucking boss
00:48:56.820 --> 00:48:59.260
why are you talking to them like that and then
00:48:59.260 --> 00:49:01.300
they do go into the wall room eventually he's
00:49:01.300 --> 00:49:03.960
like why haven't you not been in here yeah but
00:49:03.960 --> 00:49:05.219
why haven't you been in here the whole fucking
00:49:05.219 --> 00:49:08.239
time all the tvs are here the electricity cost
00:49:08.239 --> 00:49:12.119
he's like that guy who had like fucking four
00:49:12.119 --> 00:49:14.840
by four screens in front of him was oh god how
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:17.099
can you possibly concentrate on all of that fucking
00:49:17.099 --> 00:49:21.760
mess so President McCoy was his name. And he
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:24.880
pissed me off. And it's not his fault. It is
00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:30.219
continuity problems. Continuity problems. So
00:49:30.219 --> 00:49:32.719
the first time you see the president, he's got
00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:36.659
his advice and they're walking along. And just
00:49:36.659 --> 00:49:39.840
why no one picked up on this? He's just like
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:42.920
the president has a lapel badge of the United
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:46.420
States flag. In the first scene we see him, it's
00:49:46.420 --> 00:49:49.219
vertical. It's not horizontal like it's meant
00:49:49.219 --> 00:49:52.159
to be. It's pointing upwards. Okay, he's got
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:55.420
it sideways. Then the next scene we see is diagonal.
00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:59.719
And then eventually it ends up nice and horizontal
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:02.019
on his chest. It's like little bits like that
00:50:02.019 --> 00:50:03.739
if you're meant to be playing the president.
00:50:03.739 --> 00:50:06.420
Let me tell you the most egregious continuity
00:50:06.420 --> 00:50:09.260
error I've ever seen in a film ever. So I watched
00:50:09.260 --> 00:50:12.159
Giant Squid vs. Mega Octopus. Of course you did.
00:50:12.340 --> 00:50:16.820
A long time ago. That has a scene where there's
00:50:16.820 --> 00:50:18.380
some submarines, an American submarine and a
00:50:18.380 --> 00:50:21.039
Chinese submarine. Yeah. It's the same set. One's
00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:22.880
got blue lights, one's got red lights. They change
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:25.300
the LEDs, right? And then they mirror it, like
00:50:25.300 --> 00:50:26.760
the camera gets mirrored. That's the difference.
00:50:26.940 --> 00:50:28.679
Brilliant. It's so fucking obvious. Brilliant.
00:50:28.679 --> 00:50:34.179
There is a scene where it cuts so sharply. So
00:50:34.179 --> 00:50:37.940
imagine you're looking inside the submarine shop.
00:50:38.300 --> 00:50:41.940
Yeah. And someone does a hard cut. A character...
00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:46.119
out of thin air in the background. And then they
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:49.380
cut again and they disappear. And it's not just
00:50:49.380 --> 00:50:52.280
in the background. They are the second furthest
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:56.139
person away from the camera. Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:58.880
So that's the most egregious, continually worse
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:00.739
editing I've ever seen in a film in my entire
00:51:00.739 --> 00:51:03.820
life. This isn't far off, some of that, with
00:51:03.820 --> 00:51:08.820
just how fucking appalling it is. Because Giant
00:51:08.820 --> 00:51:11.519
Shark vs. Mega Opus of whatever it was, it knew
00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:14.780
what it was. Yes. Everyone knew that. This is
00:51:14.780 --> 00:51:18.099
trying to not be that. I really think that they
00:51:18.099 --> 00:51:20.840
were trying to not be that. But the writing was
00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:25.059
so fucking awful. You don't have to explain every
00:51:25.059 --> 00:51:28.699
single minute detail. I'm going to get my notes
00:51:28.699 --> 00:51:30.960
because right at the beginning, I got fucking
00:51:30.960 --> 00:51:33.500
annoyed and I thought, here we go. When the boy
00:51:33.500 --> 00:51:35.900
goes to the computer and sees the dot. What,
00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:39.119
the at least 10 or 15 year old Mac that's powering
00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:43.650
an entire observatory? Yes. He sees a dot. And
00:51:43.650 --> 00:51:46.369
rather than just going, oh, there's something
00:51:46.369 --> 00:51:49.070
on your screen here, he goes like, oh, do you
00:51:49.070 --> 00:51:50.469
think this has anything to do with that anomaly
00:51:50.469 --> 00:51:53.269
that you picked up last year? Oh, look, it's
00:51:53.269 --> 00:51:55.769
moving. It's not just a dust on there. Look,
00:51:55.909 --> 00:51:58.110
it's moving in a trajectory, Dad. You expect
00:51:58.110 --> 00:51:59.829
him to just kind of look off into the distance
00:51:59.829 --> 00:52:02.409
and do -do -do -do -do -do, and have a dream
00:52:02.409 --> 00:52:04.909
fucking sequence. And there's loads of moments
00:52:04.909 --> 00:52:08.610
like that where they just... give you so much
00:52:08.610 --> 00:52:10.969
information because they want you to know about
00:52:10.969 --> 00:52:13.909
this history that you really don't need to do
00:52:13.909 --> 00:52:16.590
because it's completely fucking irrelevant. Like
00:52:16.590 --> 00:52:20.389
the fact that, so later on, the president says
00:52:20.389 --> 00:52:24.630
about how this doctor knew about the signal ages
00:52:24.630 --> 00:52:28.789
ago. That can be the time you introduce it. That's
00:52:28.789 --> 00:52:31.090
perfectly fine. You don't have to know that.
00:52:31.110 --> 00:52:32.789
Okay, let's talk about that scene, shall we?
00:52:32.969 --> 00:52:37.159
He's like, Grace, the woman advisor. I don't
00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:39.019
know how you know her fucking name. We did have
00:52:39.019 --> 00:52:42.539
what Dr. Morrow called the Rubicon. And the president
00:52:42.539 --> 00:52:44.739
just said to us, well, why didn't you believe
00:52:44.739 --> 00:52:47.400
him when he brought it to you? And she's just
00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:49.119
so scathing. I literally wrote a note saying,
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:52.320
if this turns out to be his ex -wife and she
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.159
just hates him because of that, I'm going to
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:58.019
be really upset. But then it's almost like they
00:52:58.019 --> 00:52:59.739
were like, we fired that writer. We've got a
00:52:59.739 --> 00:53:02.719
new writer in now. And suddenly she's like. oh
00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:05.039
yeah no morrow's right about everything and we
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:07.320
should follow what he says and we should do everything
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:09.659
that dr dad says i think yes he's right and he's
00:53:09.659 --> 00:53:12.960
wonderful so hang on a moment you were so scathing
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.619
of him in the first scene we meet you but i kind
00:53:15.619 --> 00:53:17.360
of think like it's right to not have believed
00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:20.719
him because you've got this quack fucking doctor
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:23.500
well don't forget you can't decide what he does
00:53:23.500 --> 00:53:25.559
for a living yeah he worked for the space policy
00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:30.559
institute oh yeah The space policy. Well, I was
00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:33.460
happy to hear about it. The guy was like saying
00:53:33.460 --> 00:53:35.519
about Space Force. I heard Space Force be named.
00:53:35.699 --> 00:53:38.039
And I like hearing Space Force. I'm surprised
00:53:38.039 --> 00:53:40.820
they used NASA JPL. They actually used real names.
00:53:40.900 --> 00:53:43.159
It's like, did NASA let them do this? I thought
00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:46.000
they'd have to ask permission. What I really
00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:48.179
enjoyed as well, I've got written here, daughter
00:53:48.179 --> 00:53:51.059
deserves to die because she's not wearing a seatbelt
00:53:51.059 --> 00:53:53.400
in the back. Just sprawled out. And then he's
00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:56.429
like. Don't forget, this job funds your lifestyle.
00:53:56.610 --> 00:53:58.849
Do you like your brand new phone? You've got,
00:53:58.929 --> 00:54:01.989
oh yeah, point taken. And it just made me really
00:54:01.989 --> 00:54:05.170
laugh that she really has quite obvious fake
00:54:05.170 --> 00:54:08.070
AirPods in. And the reason you know they're fake?
00:54:08.170 --> 00:54:10.769
Because they're about the size of her actual
00:54:10.769 --> 00:54:13.150
ear. They're huge. I didn't know. I'm going to
00:54:13.150 --> 00:54:14.769
say I didn't know this. Did you notice, though,
00:54:14.809 --> 00:54:16.530
that when they finally decided they were going
00:54:16.530 --> 00:54:20.110
to drop liquid nitrogen onto the spheres for
00:54:20.110 --> 00:54:24.389
reasons, that Dr. I think only said it once because
00:54:24.389 --> 00:54:26.730
he can't say it. Did you notice how he said it?
00:54:27.210 --> 00:54:31.170
Nitrogen. Yes, I've got that. That's how it literally
00:54:31.170 --> 00:54:33.090
hurts. He only said it once. Did he just say
00:54:33.090 --> 00:54:36.030
nitrogen? He said it so weird. I was like, it
00:54:36.030 --> 00:54:38.909
really like, oh, it kind of woke me up out of
00:54:38.909 --> 00:54:41.969
my stupor. Dr. Dad, let's try this one again.
00:54:42.989 --> 00:54:48.940
Nitrogen. Nitrogen. That's the best cut that
00:54:48.940 --> 00:54:51.440
would do. It's like that family guy scene. Say
00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:54.219
cool, cool. Say whip, whip. Now say cool, whip.
00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:58.860
Cool, whip. Okay, so you're going to be the doctor
00:54:58.860 --> 00:55:02.059
and I'll be the doctor. Okay, doctor fucking
00:55:02.059 --> 00:55:06.780
twat. The line is liquid nitrogen. Say that for
00:55:06.780 --> 00:55:11.320
me, please. Liquid nitrogen. Liquid nitrogen.
00:55:12.780 --> 00:55:19.699
Liquid. Nitrogen. No. Okay. Scene. Oh, my God.
00:55:19.739 --> 00:55:26.059
We need the liquid nitrogen. I tell you, it's
00:55:26.059 --> 00:55:30.420
another one. Did you ever used to watch League
00:55:30.420 --> 00:55:32.340
of Gentlemen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going
00:55:32.340 --> 00:55:33.980
to have to find a clip for this one and just
00:55:33.980 --> 00:55:36.199
insert it here. But there's a bit where they're
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:38.400
filming an advert for orange juice in League
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:40.619
of Gentlemen. Okay. And one of the characters
00:55:40.619 --> 00:55:43.280
goes up and it's like, right, the line we've
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:47.159
got is, I'd like a lovely glass of orange juice,
00:55:47.219 --> 00:55:50.019
please. It's something like that. She says it
00:55:50.019 --> 00:55:54.039
back. Okay, we're rolling. Oh, that was it. Can
00:55:54.039 --> 00:55:56.840
I have a glass of orange juice is the line. And
00:55:56.840 --> 00:55:59.780
she says, can I have a glass of orange? Perfect.
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:04.900
Right. Camera. That's a character that's ongoing.
00:56:05.139 --> 00:56:07.599
She does it for loads of stuff. Yeah, yeah. That's
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:20.860
a good one, yeah. Oh, but that's exactly what
00:56:20.860 --> 00:56:25.219
it reminded me of. Oh, there's just so... Okay,
00:56:25.300 --> 00:56:30.800
so the fucking Dr. Twat knew a lot about... Like,
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:35.840
about the alien spaceships. Okay, where is it?
00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:37.820
He knew about everything. Can I just point out,
00:56:37.860 --> 00:56:41.460
I put my notes into ChatGPT again. And do you
00:56:41.460 --> 00:56:44.380
know what ChatGPT did? Stop fucking pestering
00:56:44.380 --> 00:56:48.280
me. Based on my notes, I also think you should
00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:51.139
discuss on your podcast the alien Rubicon drinking
00:56:51.139 --> 00:56:55.019
game I've created for you. So, take a sip when
00:56:55.019 --> 00:56:59.519
Dr. Dad magically gains a new skill. Okay, yeah,
00:56:59.579 --> 00:57:04.159
it's at least three. Exactly. Stock footage slips
00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:07.139
and sticks in. Someone says, the sphere or anomaly.
00:57:07.699 --> 00:57:10.760
The president's flag pin changes direction. A
00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:13.199
helicopter appears or disappears without explanation.
00:57:13.420 --> 00:57:18.780
We'd be twatted by this point. How does he know,
00:57:18.820 --> 00:57:21.219
the doctor, that when they managed to get the
00:57:21.219 --> 00:57:23.519
defences down, which I still don't really understand
00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:26.380
how they knew they could get them down, how they
00:57:26.380 --> 00:57:29.139
would only be down for seconds. At what stage
00:57:29.139 --> 00:57:32.579
was there any evidence that he could possibly
00:57:32.579 --> 00:57:36.039
know that that's a fact? How could he know that?
00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:38.460
No, no, no, no. You've missed a really key, important
00:57:38.460 --> 00:57:41.260
part of this. There's no key important parts.
00:57:41.260 --> 00:57:43.420
Oh, no, there's a really, really key point you've
00:57:43.420 --> 00:57:46.079
missed from this. And I've got literally verbatim
00:57:46.079 --> 00:57:49.420
what I wrote. Hang on. Dr. Dad is theorizing
00:57:49.420 --> 00:57:52.860
that the sphere is vulnerable when its force
00:57:52.860 --> 00:57:56.900
field is off. No. No fucking shit, you waste
00:57:56.900 --> 00:58:00.219
of space dickhead. He's like, it's got a force
00:58:00.219 --> 00:58:02.940
field. I theorize that when that force field's
00:58:02.940 --> 00:58:07.179
not on, it'll be vulnerable. Well, no fucking
00:58:07.179 --> 00:58:09.539
shit. What do you think a force field's for,
00:58:09.699 --> 00:58:14.420
dickhead? Oh, you know what? What is his name?
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:17.659
Shepard? Oh, yeah, Shepard. The black soldier
00:58:17.659 --> 00:58:19.559
that gets killed immediately. He gets fucking
00:58:19.559 --> 00:58:24.920
shep. He gets kennied. That's the one point of
00:58:24.920 --> 00:58:27.599
the film I actually gave it credit for. The makeup.
00:58:28.139 --> 00:58:30.099
that you vaguely see on his arm with the injury,
00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:32.460
looked really good. I think, to be fair, he did
00:58:32.460 --> 00:58:34.260
a good bit of acting where he got hit by the
00:58:34.260 --> 00:58:35.840
random piece of helicopter when it exploded.
00:58:37.340 --> 00:58:39.199
Believable that he got walloped by that and he
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:42.019
was off on the ground. But it was funny. But
00:58:42.019 --> 00:58:43.360
of course, it's just like, hang on, I'm going
00:58:43.360 --> 00:58:45.679
to get his cell phone. Don't worry, we've got
00:58:45.679 --> 00:58:47.800
a PSA announcement now. Did you know, ladies
00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:50.260
and gentlemen, that you can dial 911 even if
00:58:50.260 --> 00:58:53.159
you don't know their pin? You can do that. The
00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:56.739
more you know. And then phones it. But then literally...
00:58:57.050 --> 00:58:59.190
They walk off scene and then they're in the war
00:58:59.190 --> 00:59:01.329
room with the president. We don't know how Shepard
00:59:01.329 --> 00:59:03.250
is. We don't even see Shepard in the hospital
00:59:03.250 --> 00:59:05.769
at the end. Shepard's dead. Without upsetting
00:59:05.769 --> 00:59:10.690
any of the listeners, it was a walking dead moment
00:59:10.690 --> 00:59:14.519
for me when... It was the only second black character
00:59:14.519 --> 00:59:17.179
in the film. And then the film was like, Canal
00:59:17.179 --> 00:59:20.639
Compute must murder this other character. We
00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:23.320
can't have more than one black character. We've
00:59:23.320 --> 00:59:25.780
got a black character and he fist bumps the president.
00:59:26.099 --> 00:59:29.340
We've maxed out the blackness of our film. Cool
00:59:29.340 --> 00:59:34.139
rating at maximum. Canal Compute. We've got a
00:59:34.139 --> 00:59:36.900
really cool soldier here who's black. Murder
00:59:36.900 --> 00:59:42.570
him. It's just ridiculous but true, isn't it?
00:59:42.630 --> 00:59:44.409
That's what it felt like. I mean, I don't want
00:59:44.409 --> 00:59:47.110
to be that guy, but name any other people who
00:59:47.110 --> 00:59:49.309
weren't fucking terrible white actors who were
00:59:49.309 --> 00:59:51.690
just the worst actors I've ever seen. The two
00:59:51.690 --> 00:59:54.989
guys, like, in the helicopter when it was, like,
00:59:54.989 --> 00:59:58.269
crashing. You could tell that the thing they
00:59:58.269 --> 01:00:02.489
were in didn't move. Like, it was worse than
01:00:02.489 --> 01:00:06.380
Red Dwarf. it was it really was because at least
01:00:06.380 --> 01:00:08.280
red dwarf they were doing it in sequence and
01:00:08.280 --> 01:00:10.139
it was all kind of a bit silly and we all knew
01:00:10.139 --> 01:00:13.659
this again they were trying to do it which made
01:00:13.659 --> 01:00:18.659
it worse just embrace that it's jank yeah and
01:00:18.659 --> 01:00:20.239
it would have been better you might have laughed
01:00:20.239 --> 01:00:23.920
at it but i was just like oh god Oh, God. What
01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:25.619
about the brilliant bit when he gets picked up
01:00:25.619 --> 01:00:27.599
by the helicopter to start with? Give me one
01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:29.800
of those old school frequency radios so I can
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.500
stay in communication with my children. Yeah,
01:00:31.500 --> 01:00:33.159
I've just got one of them in the radio. There
01:00:33.159 --> 01:00:36.840
you go, kids. And then later on, radios. It's
01:00:36.840 --> 01:00:38.900
like he knows the sphere is destroying the world
01:00:38.900 --> 01:00:41.920
at this point. Everything is going to shit. Daughter
01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:44.440
answers the radio. Dad, is that you? Yes. Get
01:00:44.440 --> 01:00:46.739
your brother. You could have just given her the
01:00:46.739 --> 01:00:48.880
instructions of load the car with food and water
01:00:48.880 --> 01:00:50.960
and get ready to get out of there because things
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:53.469
are not going well. We need to be quick. Right,
01:00:53.590 --> 01:00:56.750
go and do it now. No, it's go and get your brother.
01:00:58.369 --> 01:01:00.530
Oh, your brother's there. Right, son, you've
01:01:00.530 --> 01:01:02.730
got to do this. You could have just told your
01:01:02.730 --> 01:01:04.269
daughter that. Do you not trust her or something?
01:01:04.530 --> 01:01:06.389
No, she's a woman. We can't have a woman doing
01:01:06.389 --> 01:01:09.010
anything. Oh, no, no, no. It's a film, darling.
01:01:09.750 --> 01:01:13.329
She's only there to scream and be pretty. And
01:01:13.329 --> 01:01:15.909
I was going to say as well, Abzu could not have
01:01:15.909 --> 01:01:19.420
been the US. Constantly. No, you can't nuke.
01:01:19.460 --> 01:01:21.440
Yeah, we're not going to nuke. No, no nuke. We're
01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:23.800
not going to nuke. Genuinely, you actually aren't
01:01:23.800 --> 01:01:27.079
going to nuke? Hang on, you're the USA. Any space
01:01:27.079 --> 01:01:30.480
film, you at least deploy one nuke, wiping out
01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:33.340
an area of America for the next 30 years, but
01:01:33.340 --> 01:01:35.980
at least you can say you nuked it. What they
01:01:35.980 --> 01:01:38.920
eventually do is, of course, there's underground
01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:41.059
bunkers and tunnels everywhere around Washington,
01:01:41.239 --> 01:01:43.099
D .C. And, of course, the White House can generate
01:01:43.099 --> 01:01:46.519
an EMF pulse. Whatever that even is. And of course
01:01:46.519 --> 01:01:48.519
we have a space laser. Is it a real thing, EMF?
01:01:48.960 --> 01:01:52.199
An EMP pulse? Yeah, an electromagnetic pulse
01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:56.699
is real. What an EMF? Electromagnetic. Are they
01:01:56.699 --> 01:02:01.159
looking for ghosts? It's gone to red. Quick.
01:02:01.440 --> 01:02:03.139
They're all gunting. That was the problem with
01:02:03.139 --> 01:02:05.139
this film. It was a film about gunting, not aliens.
01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:07.300
That's what the fucking mistake was. You get
01:02:07.300 --> 01:02:08.900
Paul and Sanya on here and they can talk about
01:02:08.900 --> 01:02:13.639
this fucking shit movie. Yeah, so they've got
01:02:13.639 --> 01:02:15.320
these fucking bunkers. I'll tell you what, they
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:18.699
quickly turn that around. Obviously, those bunkers
01:02:18.699 --> 01:02:20.900
are a top secret, but they don't care about telling
01:02:20.900 --> 01:02:25.119
Dr. Twatwick Prickhead about it. He fucking knows
01:02:25.119 --> 01:02:26.920
about it somehow. He must be on private eye or
01:02:26.920 --> 01:02:28.440
something all the time, knowing all the little
01:02:28.440 --> 01:02:31.460
secrets of America. And like, we'll get three
01:02:31.460 --> 01:02:34.300
demolition guys. No, we need four. Okay, all
01:02:34.300 --> 01:02:36.860
right. Four blokes with a TNT. Yeah, that was
01:02:36.860 --> 01:02:40.659
it. We need three. Make it four to be safe. Yeah.
01:02:40.719 --> 01:02:43.960
Well, I mean... But what do they mean? They mean
01:02:43.960 --> 01:02:46.760
four blokes. Because we only saw one bloke. We
01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:48.860
only saw one doing it. With what looked like
01:02:48.860 --> 01:02:51.760
a DLZ fucking creator in front of him, didn't
01:02:51.760 --> 01:02:55.539
it? And then all of a sudden there's a huge explosion
01:02:55.539 --> 01:02:58.480
way closer to the White House than they implied
01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:01.099
it was, by the way. They were like, oh, it's
01:03:01.099 --> 01:03:02.719
down the street. No, it's not. It's in your fucking
01:03:02.719 --> 01:03:05.519
back garden. And then it falls into the hole
01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:08.760
and they annihilate it with stuff. Okay, well,
01:03:08.840 --> 01:03:10.860
you see the back of the White House blow up a
01:03:10.860 --> 01:03:13.820
bit. At least they did put that in. Props to
01:03:13.820 --> 01:03:17.159
the visual effects guys. I think there are a
01:03:17.159 --> 01:03:19.380
few VLX guys there that we're trying. And then
01:03:19.380 --> 01:03:22.000
they did the typical trope of, can anyone tell
01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:24.039
us if it's destroyed? We've lost visual. There's
01:03:24.039 --> 01:03:26.619
too much smoke, blah, blah, blah. That's such
01:03:26.619 --> 01:03:28.920
a typical trope. We know it's basically coming
01:03:28.920 --> 01:03:30.840
back. And then the president just says, hit it
01:03:30.840 --> 01:03:34.699
again. So they do. And then we finally get the
01:03:34.699 --> 01:03:38.630
aliens. No, before that, I just want to say about
01:03:38.630 --> 01:03:41.369
how when he tells them that they have to take
01:03:41.369 --> 01:03:45.849
it again, that fucking colonel just reels off
01:03:45.849 --> 01:03:49.610
every stereotypical bullshit line. I've got something
01:03:49.610 --> 01:03:52.469
here. Danger close. Exercise extreme caution.
01:03:52.809 --> 01:03:55.670
Just fucking buzzword central. It's like, they're
01:03:55.670 --> 01:03:58.110
not the right words to be saying at this point
01:03:58.110 --> 01:04:02.369
in time. Danger close. But like, yeah. You're
01:04:02.369 --> 01:04:06.349
not like... making your way through like the
01:04:06.349 --> 01:04:09.949
fucking vietnam forests hunting for vietnamese
01:04:09.949 --> 01:04:11.869
you know the vietcong in there you go danger
01:04:11.869 --> 01:04:15.530
close you're shooting a landed alien spacecraft
01:04:15.530 --> 01:04:18.110
which fucking obvious it's there just shoot the
01:04:18.110 --> 01:04:22.210
fucking thing with the laser laser beams i got
01:04:22.210 --> 01:04:24.510
a satellite with a laser beam on his fucking
01:04:24.510 --> 01:04:28.800
head Something I did make a note of, which I
01:04:28.800 --> 01:04:32.039
think is a fair thing. If they were ever to do
01:04:32.039 --> 01:04:36.820
a Wolfenstein film, I think... This is an interesting...
01:04:36.820 --> 01:04:41.619
Captain Sean Jaffa would make a good BJ Black.
01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:46.800
That guy had... He was the best actor in all
01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:50.679
of it. Yeah, I think he was hamming up a bit
01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:55.139
again. I think he is... You get a lot of people
01:04:55.139 --> 01:04:57.960
who are stuntmen who go and do their own films.
01:04:58.059 --> 01:05:00.960
So if you look at his IMDb, he is a stuntman,
01:05:01.099 --> 01:05:04.800
martial artist, action man, basically. I totally
01:05:04.800 --> 01:05:08.559
got that. I reckon he probably does a lot of...
01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:11.960
If we deep -dived into his IMDb, I reckon we'll
01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:17.579
find that he's done a lot of being a lead in
01:05:17.579 --> 01:05:19.760
stunt coordination for certain films that were
01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:22.460
probably quite good. I bet he's been in stuff
01:05:22.460 --> 01:05:29.059
like that. Yeah. He was the only one I could
01:05:29.059 --> 01:05:31.340
really stomach through the whole thing. But I
01:05:31.340 --> 01:05:34.440
mean, even he was rubbish. But at least it was
01:05:34.440 --> 01:05:37.280
kind of like, I liked how he walked. He was enjoyable
01:05:37.280 --> 01:05:40.280
rubbish. He was jacked. He was clearly like,
01:05:40.300 --> 01:05:41.860
every time before he went on screen, he did some
01:05:41.860 --> 01:05:43.639
pull -ups. I've done some pull -ups and I've...
01:05:43.840 --> 01:05:46.579
developed my armpit muscles yeah he had the wide
01:05:46.579 --> 01:05:51.059
arm walk that only muscly people get and people
01:05:51.059 --> 01:05:52.960
who think they're muscly from just had a gym
01:05:52.960 --> 01:05:57.619
workout yeah he had that walk there's another
01:05:57.619 --> 01:05:59.699
there was another brilliant moment in it as well
01:05:59.699 --> 01:06:02.219
when he's doing going back to a force field moment
01:06:02.219 --> 01:06:04.099
when he's trying to explain to them what they're
01:06:04.099 --> 01:06:06.840
seeing on the screen so if we come to frame two
01:06:06.840 --> 01:06:10.139
here you can see the force field is up and there's
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a shimmer Then if we go back to frame A. Excuse
01:06:16.780 --> 01:06:20.679
me, sorry. Didn't you just say frame two? Oh,
01:06:20.699 --> 01:06:24.619
is it an A, B, 1, 2? So we have 2A. Okay, well
01:06:24.619 --> 01:06:27.380
done, guys. Brilliant, brilliant job there. Yeah,
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I've got to say I didn't notice that. Fucking
01:06:29.079 --> 01:06:32.340
hell. Army guys are doing army stuff. That was
01:06:32.340 --> 01:06:35.139
another classic line in the film. I've had enough.
01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:38.340
I've had enough of talking about it. I hated
01:06:38.340 --> 01:06:41.920
it. I hated every moment of it. It felt faster
01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:43.940
than War of the Worlds, but not by much. Because
01:06:43.940 --> 01:06:46.519
it's a far shorter fucking film. It was only
01:06:46.519 --> 01:06:50.739
an hour and 20 -something. Blissful. Blissfully
01:06:50.739 --> 01:06:54.940
only that long, because it was bad. Oh, dear
01:06:54.940 --> 01:07:00.059
God, was it. There is only ever so slightly more
01:07:00.059 --> 01:07:02.420
redeeming than War of the Worlds. Let's give
01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:10.659
it something. The CGI was better. In some instances.
01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:14.079
I think the explosions were good. Some of them
01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:16.179
were. There were a couple of scenes when the
01:07:16.179 --> 01:07:17.780
sphere is off in the distance behind buildings.
01:07:17.780 --> 01:07:19.840
That one shot. There's one shot that was good.
01:07:19.880 --> 01:07:21.559
And it's behind the White House or something.
01:07:21.739 --> 01:07:24.679
That looked really impressive and actually it
01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:28.440
worked. Yeah. No other... Oh, that's just reminding
01:07:28.440 --> 01:07:31.320
me of a scene I hated. When he's in the helicopter
01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:34.360
and he gets the binoculars and he sees those
01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:37.440
two people get zapped by the bull. What fucking
01:07:37.440 --> 01:07:40.300
angle are you at? You're in a helicopter above.
01:07:41.069 --> 01:07:42.909
looking for the binoculars and we're meant to
01:07:42.909 --> 01:07:44.510
be looking for his binoculars suddenly we're
01:07:44.510 --> 01:07:47.250
on the ground yeah looking up at people there's
01:07:47.250 --> 01:07:49.929
magic prism ones that they they go to a prism
01:07:49.929 --> 01:07:51.730
on the floor and then they can look all around
01:07:51.730 --> 01:07:54.090
the room yeah but thing is at first because then
01:07:54.090 --> 01:07:55.769
it cuts back to him in the helicopter he takes
01:07:55.769 --> 01:07:58.050
a look at the boxes and i was like oh maybe it's
01:07:58.050 --> 01:07:59.690
just showing us a different shot it's not meant
01:07:59.690 --> 01:08:02.349
to be in the blockers but then it cuts back just
01:08:02.349 --> 01:08:04.050
as he puts some binoculars to his eyes again
01:08:04.050 --> 01:08:05.929
and watches them die and then takes and they're
01:08:05.929 --> 01:08:08.329
like Okay, no, that was definitely supposed to
01:08:08.329 --> 01:08:10.530
be him looking for the binoculars. Sorry, I had
01:08:10.530 --> 01:08:11.829
to get that in because that was another one I
01:08:11.829 --> 01:08:13.530
noticed. And there was my one favourite moment.
01:08:13.789 --> 01:08:16.329
They're in the helicopter, sat together. They've
01:08:16.329 --> 01:08:19.829
seen, I think what it is, is they see the news
01:08:19.829 --> 01:08:22.189
helicopters get destroyed. Yeah. And they're
01:08:22.189 --> 01:08:24.850
meant to be looking like sheer horror because
01:08:24.850 --> 01:08:26.649
they've then been hit again as well and they're
01:08:26.649 --> 01:08:28.729
going down. And they're meant to be looking like
01:08:28.729 --> 01:08:31.170
sheer horror. And what it just looks like is
01:08:31.170 --> 01:08:34.619
it pans to Captain Sean Jaffa. Mm -hmm. And it's
01:08:34.619 --> 01:08:37.319
just like, look, his face goes from, oh, my God,
01:08:37.319 --> 01:08:41.319
sir. Has someone done a shit in here? And then
01:08:41.319 --> 01:08:44.420
it pans to the doctor dad. And he's like, oh,
01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:46.239
I'm meant to be doing something as well. And
01:08:46.239 --> 01:08:48.680
he just looks like, oh, someone has dropped one
01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:51.779
in here, haven't they? It's disgusting. It's
01:08:51.779 --> 01:08:56.359
so bad. I can't comprehend how he survived Jaffa
01:08:56.359 --> 01:09:00.239
at the end. And just a sling. A typical sling.
01:09:00.239 --> 01:09:02.500
They couldn't kill him. The hero's been injured.
01:09:02.539 --> 01:09:05.630
He's in the sling. Okay, I don't want to talk
01:09:05.630 --> 01:09:07.029
about that so much. That film was fucking dreadful.
01:09:07.189 --> 01:09:18.649
Your final thoughts? Um... Never again. Transfer
01:09:18.649 --> 01:09:21.340
complete. Sorry, right, hello. We're right in
01:09:21.340 --> 01:09:23.460
the middle of something here. Rob has a massive
01:09:23.460 --> 01:09:27.319
boner at the moment. Oh my God, okay. So I didn't
01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:29.460
have anything planned for the next episode and
01:09:29.460 --> 01:09:31.739
we were going through some stuff. I've been wanting
01:09:31.739 --> 01:09:34.600
to watch this thing called Kaliki 2890 AD. It's
01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:36.659
a Bollywood cypher film for ages, but we just
01:09:36.659 --> 01:09:38.680
realised it's three hours long. So we're not
01:09:38.680 --> 01:09:40.079
going to do that. It looks amazing. It really
01:09:40.079 --> 01:09:44.140
looks good. Yeah. So I think that might appear
01:09:44.140 --> 01:09:47.220
over time. We're going to watch that not as an
01:09:47.220 --> 01:09:49.699
episode one, but we might just watch it and then
01:09:49.699 --> 01:09:51.859
be able to talk about it as love stuff. And then
01:09:51.859 --> 01:09:52.899
we'll talk about some other things like Tron
01:09:52.899 --> 01:09:55.159
Legacy or whatever it would be. But then you
01:09:55.159 --> 01:09:57.279
said there was one that you wanted to watch.
01:09:57.520 --> 01:10:00.100
Yes, an 80s classic. An 80s classic. And I was
01:10:00.100 --> 01:10:01.819
like, I've never heard of that. I don't know
01:10:01.819 --> 01:10:03.260
what that is. And you started explaining it to
01:10:03.260 --> 01:10:05.380
me and then I found it on IMDb. I knew you'd
01:10:05.380 --> 01:10:07.119
remember as soon as I started explaining it to
01:10:07.119 --> 01:10:09.380
you. I knew you would have seen it. So that film
01:10:09.380 --> 01:10:13.539
is In a Space. And it is where the guy gets shrunk
01:10:13.539 --> 01:10:16.300
down and goes into the guy's body. He gets injected
01:10:16.300 --> 01:10:19.140
into a human rather than a rabbit because bad
01:10:19.140 --> 01:10:21.520
scientists come to steal the technology. Now,
01:10:21.539 --> 01:10:23.420
this was a film that used to be on television
01:10:23.420 --> 01:10:27.899
late at night. And that's how I'd seen it. So,
01:10:27.920 --> 01:10:30.479
yeah, again, we've had this conversation. This
01:10:30.479 --> 01:10:32.260
was one of the films that I used to watch pre
01:10:32.260 --> 01:10:35.140
-Watershed. And then when you watch the Watershed
01:10:35.140 --> 01:10:38.220
version, it's ever so slightly different. So...
01:10:38.460 --> 01:10:41.220
I would always see, I've never seen this all
01:10:41.220 --> 01:10:44.560
the way through, but I've seen bits of it multiple
01:10:44.560 --> 01:10:47.020
times because I was always like, what is this?
01:10:47.039 --> 01:10:48.560
Because you're watching a telly, we'd never tell
01:10:48.560 --> 01:10:50.939
you what it was. No. Because I'd already started.
01:10:51.600 --> 01:10:53.439
So I don't think I've ever seen the beginning
01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:55.460
or the end. I've just seen bits in the middle.
01:10:55.659 --> 01:10:57.979
It's so good. It's Dennis Quaid and I love Dennis
01:10:57.979 --> 01:10:59.560
Quaid. Am I remembering this correctly, where
01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:00.659
he's going through the bloodstream and you can
01:11:00.659 --> 01:11:02.920
see the red blood cells flowing out? Yes. Yeah.
01:11:03.119 --> 01:11:05.579
I've got such a vivid recollection of that scene.
01:11:06.300 --> 01:11:08.359
And that's it. Oh, I'm so excited. And of course,
01:11:08.380 --> 01:11:10.560
Robert Picardo, our favourite doctor in Star
01:11:10.560 --> 01:11:12.779
Trek, is in it playing the American. About to
01:11:12.779 --> 01:11:14.460
have his career ruined. Or the Californian. No,
01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:16.460
the Texan, I think he is. He's about to have
01:11:16.460 --> 01:11:18.720
his career ruined anyway. Oh, I know. We didn't
01:11:18.720 --> 01:11:21.539
even talk about that, did we? No, I just don't
01:11:21.539 --> 01:11:24.319
want to dirty my darling podcast and sullying
01:11:24.319 --> 01:11:28.640
it with that fucking shit. Are we opinionated?
01:11:28.840 --> 01:11:31.859
God damn, yes. No, I'm going to make us watch
01:11:31.859 --> 01:11:34.699
at least the pilot. No. Yeah, we're going to
01:11:34.699 --> 01:11:35.760
watch the pilot of that. I couldn't even get
01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:41.020
through section 31. We're talking about... That
01:11:41.020 --> 01:11:42.819
was the toughest Wayne Kevin. You're making me
01:11:42.819 --> 01:11:45.199
watch this. Is it called Starfleet or something?
01:11:45.579 --> 01:11:47.859
Starfleet Academy or something. Yeah, we're going
01:11:47.859 --> 01:11:49.180
to watch one episode of that. We're going to
01:11:49.180 --> 01:11:51.220
watch the pilot of it. And we're going to hate
01:11:51.220 --> 01:11:53.520
it. We're going to hate it together, brother.
01:11:53.779 --> 01:11:55.500
Yeah, maybe we'll watch it together. We'll have
01:11:55.500 --> 01:11:58.159
to watch it together. Just be like, oh no. Anyway,
01:11:58.260 --> 01:12:04.369
so yeah, Inner Space, the 1987. It was 87, was
01:12:04.369 --> 01:12:05.829
it? I thought it might have been earlier than
01:12:05.829 --> 01:12:09.350
that. No, I was two years old when this released.
01:12:09.430 --> 01:12:13.010
No excuse. And two hours long, I'm so excited.
01:12:13.050 --> 01:12:15.710
I'm looking at the trailer here. Oh, yeah. It's
01:12:15.710 --> 01:12:17.770
so funny how much of it I'm remembering now I'm
01:12:17.770 --> 01:12:22.189
seeing the trailer. Wow. Yeah, I'm so excited.
01:12:22.329 --> 01:12:25.149
Can't believe that I never knew. All these years,
01:12:25.289 --> 01:12:27.090
I gave up remembering it because I could never
01:12:27.090 --> 01:12:28.630
remember what the film was called. As a little
01:12:28.630 --> 01:12:33.050
kid, the final scene in it. Or towards the final
01:12:33.050 --> 01:12:36.609
scene. Scared the shit out of me. Oh, were you
01:12:36.609 --> 01:12:38.529
shaking his head around? No, no, no, no, no,
01:12:38.529 --> 01:12:41.189
no. There's the very final scene. We're not going
01:12:41.189 --> 01:12:42.710
to discuss it now. We'll discuss it when we talk
01:12:42.710 --> 01:12:44.430
about the film, but it's the death of one of
01:12:44.430 --> 01:12:47.750
the bad guys. Oh, okay. And it freaked me out
01:12:47.750 --> 01:12:51.670
as a kid. That's it. In the space. In the space.
01:12:51.670 --> 01:12:56.750
Oh, God, I'm excited. Command functions are offline.
01:12:57.840 --> 01:12:59.840
Hang on, let me just get the towel out from under
01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:04.840
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01:13:56.170 --> 01:13:59.670
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It's genuinely very appreciated. When Tom told
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me, I was extremely surprised because I didn't
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I don't know why. I will have a look into that
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01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:38.760
is the side hustle of the side hustle of the
01:14:38.760 --> 01:14:42.100
side hustle. Where is it? You have a second girl.
01:14:42.239 --> 01:14:45.740
What do they call that in America? A bitch. No,
01:14:45.740 --> 01:14:48.439
sorry, that's actually horrible, sorry. They
01:14:48.439 --> 01:14:52.159
call it like a side something, don't they? You're
01:14:52.159 --> 01:14:53.680
right, and I can't think of what they call it.
01:14:53.680 --> 01:14:55.619
Whatever, we're not American. Thank you very
01:14:55.619 --> 01:14:58.340
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