The Insane Story Of Ned Kelly | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 243

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That's a big thing in Australia. You have to have
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a reason.
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Why do you want a gun?
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I like guns.
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I hate my neighbor.
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I feel like as a comedian, it's okay to punch down.
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Yeah, yeah. Not white people, but yeah.
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Why is he flaccid and hard?
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We meet this guy who's got a haunted doll and
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it kept beating his wife.
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Oh yeah, that's what was doing it.
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The ghost only visits when dinner's burnt.
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Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. And Brandon, his
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hair is fucking fabulous. And Donut, a dark joke disposition.
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And there's a fat electrician.
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Welcome to Unsubscribe. Bully, Finn. Just taking splash damage all
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day long, Finn. It did nothing. You just walked in.
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He started attacking you. In his defense, he did attack everyone.
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It's a great way to command a room, though, isn't it?
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Oh, you got to pop it up around 32. You
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assert dominance.
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Oh, well, I was sitting here for 45 minutes. You
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pricks are all late.
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One, two. One, two, three. Three, two, one. Why are
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you going backwards?
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Why are you counting? You see what I'm doing? I'm
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asserting dominance.
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He's taking over the podcast. What the fuck?
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Welcome to the Unsub Podcast. My name's Isaac Butterfield, and
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it's a fantastic honor to be here.
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I think I'm looking at the wrong camera, too.
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I don't know if you noticed, he counted backwards from
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you because of where he's from, the other side of
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the world.
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Oh, yeah. It's like the toilets. They spin in different directions. Exactly.
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I forgot about that. I forgot about that.
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Hi, everyone.
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Welcome to the Unsubscribed Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doltap,
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Isaac Butterfield, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator.
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Thank you so much for being here.
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What's up, bitches? It's good to see you all. We
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haven't had our boy on in fucking like two years.
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Two years. I'm back. I'm back.
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You've been on the podcast?
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Mate, I've been everywhere.
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But yes, it is. That was before the podcast got better.
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The switcheroonie, I know. The movements.
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People have died and it's all happened since I've been
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here last. It's good to be here though. I thoroughly
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enjoyed my time in Texas.
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It's great. I love Texas.
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It's the only state I like. Everywhere else I've been
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it's– although there is a lot of homeless people here.
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In Austin. Well, yes.
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I was only in Austin for a couple of hours
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yesterday and my drive to San Antonio yesterday as well,
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there was less than last time I was here.
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Pre-Trump, there was a lot more. I'll just say that.
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Not that I'm a Trump fan. I am a Trump fan.
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You're not allowed to say that in Australia. You go
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back to the COVID camp. Literally, I like Trump because.
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He's hilarious, okay? I think we can all agree that
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he's hilarious.
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I don't have any opinions on policies or who he
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puts in his government. I don't know enough about it.
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I don't know enough about that type of stuff. But
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what I know is he's a funny– And where I
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come from, that's more important than anything else.
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Dude, that's how I vote, man. As long as the
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memes are funny.
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Exactly.
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That's one thing I'm like, dude, I don't care if
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you like the man, if you like his policies. You
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got to admit to all these people that are like.
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Oh, I don't do politics. I don't get involved.
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You know his presidency is going to be so much funnier.
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Like 2016 to 2020. was meme gold.
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Absolutely. Absolutely. And history books.
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We were, I was talking to someone in his, in
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his camp and it's too early to name drop on
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the podcast. So I won't, but we were talking about how, um,
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the media attention, particularly in Australia, like I was sitting
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in these photos and videos of the news and the
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news cycle was just hammering him on everything. And like,
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I was watching it live more live on, on like
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X and that type of stuff, Twitter. Um, what was
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actually happening in the moment and the difference between what
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was shown by, you know, journalists on the ground or
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from the horse's mouth, so to speak, in comparison to
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what you saw on the six o'clock news was vastly different. So,
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you know, my mum, my auntie, my grandma, all these people,
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they're all getting a completely different narrative and it must
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be the same here. Everyone's aunties, grandmas, these type of people,
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the older people, the people who aren't, you know, invested
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in social media. The people that watch The View. Well,
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this is, but that's their target, Mark.
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Yeah. No, 100%. It's done intentionally. It's that and illegals. Yeah.
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Well, I mean, yeah. Right.
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That's actually one of the questions. That's Telemundo. One of
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the questions is like from your position over in Australia,
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how does it look seeing America's, I guarantee it's just
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painted as chaos. Like we look like a third world
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country sometimes.
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Yeah. I mean, well, I was in LA for, 12 hours.
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That was close enough.
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That is a third world country. I've been to LA
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like five times in my life and it is a
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shit hole. Like it is just all, I could just
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smells like it's, it's not as vibrant as where I'm from.
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Like just the color in the sky. So where I live,
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it's like a small ish town. Like it's a big town,
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but it's pretty small to you guys, but it's a,
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it's a big ish town for Australia. And we're like 20,
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30 minutes from the, the, the main hub. And even,
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where we are, where we're around some farms and stuff.
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And it's nice and, you know, quiet.
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It's not yellow. Yeah, it's not.
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It's fucking yellow. Everything's like chips.
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The discoloured filter.
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It is.
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I'm glad that's not just me because every time I
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get there, I was saying to my wife Claire the
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other day, we were at home, and I was hanging
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the washing out like any good husband should. And I
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was saying, you know, I'm not looking forward to that
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part of America where it's just like you're wearing these,
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what's that, sepia-toned glasses. It's like it's when you go
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at its own.
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And it's very, very strange.
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But in answer to your question, people look down on
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America because they haven't been here and they don't know
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Americans or they don't know the right Americans.
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And I think that's the difference.
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I've been lucky enough to meet a lot of really
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good Americans and some shit ones, no doubt. some very
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mentally ill ones. I'm in the comedy world. We're right here.
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It's good to see you.
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Catching strays over here. But yeah, I don't know. Anywhere
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you go in the world, everyone's exactly the same. They
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sound a little bit differently. The biggest one, and we
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were talking about this earlier, was the opinion that Australians,
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and probably the Brits as well, people from the UK
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and Britain, have on guns. And I'm someone who, I
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was trying to get a gun license in Australia, not
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for any particular reason. And that's a big thing in Australia.
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You have to have a reason.
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Why do you want a gun? Well, I like guns.
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They're fun to shoot.
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And when I go on tour. I hate my neighbor.
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Dingo ate me baby.
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I like that shit.
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It's a good reason.
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But you have to, for anything in Australia, the reason
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is why. Like I don't know what your rules are
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with local governments and councils and whatnot, but even to
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take a tree down to put a pool in, it's
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like thousands of dollars and like begging and you've got
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to get all these people to agree on it.
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It's crazy.
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On your own property? Don't drop a tree down, mate.
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Nico would hate it there.
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Oh, dude. It's fucking awful. It's ridiculous.
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Like, I had to remove this giant gum tree.
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Huge.
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It was like 30. It's a beautiful tree. But it
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was so close to my house. And my son's bedroom's
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like just there.
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And the tree's right. I'm like, fuck, man. I can't.
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It gets windy.
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I start freaking out. So.
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We got her down and then put a pool in
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because we're loaded. A bunch of mad dogs.
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My man.
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And the amount of like jumping through hoops and all
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that shit, it was just absolutely crazy. But you have
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to beg to do things in Australia. Like, you know,
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liquor licensing. You can't open a bar. I was saying
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this to Ben, my opener who's off camera at the moment,
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Ben McLennan, hot bloke, about in Newcastle where I'm from,
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they were trying to open a gentleman's club. And, you know,
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bottom level was just normal service at a bar. The
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next level up was like lingerie and then it was
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like a strip club. And there were so many people
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that complained, you know, this isn't.
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Right for Newcastle. They squashed the whole idea.
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Like, where is that freedom? And that's what a lot
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of Australians sort of, they feel like they're free, but
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they're really not. They don't have the ability to do
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what you guys can do here. And I think they're
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somewhat jealous of that. And this is just me, you know,
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answering that question in a long round of way and
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saying that I would like a gun.
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We might know some people. I just asked you what
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your favorite meat was.
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You apply for the firearms licensing. What firearms can you get?
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Is there a set amount you can get?
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Okay, so to be in Australia, everything's like sort of,
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there's no automatic weapons, none. They're all, I guess, this
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is how much I know about guns. When you have
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to like fucking do these ones.
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So bolt action. Bolt action.
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Yeah.
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So they're all, I don't even.
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Think you get lever actions. Leather, not leather. Just trying
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to speak.
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Yeah, it has to be bolt action. I've shot like
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on a mate's farm. I shot like a 50 cal.
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That was really cool.
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But that's the biggest gun that I was able to get.
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He was able to get that because he's got a
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giant property and it's for shooting.
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He said it was for deer, which I.
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Don't know if you want to send the deer into
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the fucking ends of the earth.
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That'll do it. Yeah, that'll do it. Get the job done.
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We were shooting his ex-partner's car. And it was like,
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you know, a mile away or whatever it was. But
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he owned the car, yeah?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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He bought it for her, put it up there because
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they broke up or someone cheated, who cares.
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And anyway, we were shooting it.
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And the crazy thing about a 50 car, this giant
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round that's worth, you know, what, $ 10, $ 15, $ 20 each?
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I don't know what it is. Here about five, yeah. Mate,
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I drive a Ram, right?
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That's what I drive.
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In Australia, they're like, hundred and seventy thousand dollars to
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buy Jesus.
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Christ dude that's what's what yes it's crazy trucks there
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are I looked I.
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Looked it up it's like sixty seventy thousand dollars here
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for like a brand if you you know buy from
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a dodgy dealer but nonetheless I couldn't believe it I
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was blown away anyway sorry rams on me mind my
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father-in-law drove us to the airport and then took it
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back into my driveway and scraped the shit out of
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the side of of it oh fuck I was so
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upset did he wait for you to leave the country
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before he told you No.
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No, we found out there.
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So you drive a full-size truck.
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There's not many full-size trucks over there like a Dodge Ram.
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There's a lot more Rams and F-150s. F-150s, you used
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to be able to get them, but you'd have to
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import them yourself. Now they are being sold there. Rams,
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there's none of this four tires at the back business.
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That doesn't happen in Australia. The roads don't fit them.
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People look at you like you're a piece of shit.
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People look at me like that anyway, so I'm like, whatever,
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all good. But they don't know how to deal with it.
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They don't fit in car spaces. I mean, you know,
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they're still big trucks, so maybe they don't do that
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here either. I scraped the shit out of mine going
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into a car park when I first got it because
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it's just not made for it. But yeah, they're starting
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to get everywhere, which.
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Is really, really cool.
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But on the firearm thing, you have to prove that
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you are, to get a handgun, you have to get,
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you have to like go to a handgun like club Like,
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once every, like, three months or something. Like, you have
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to show your face and, like, get marked off the roll.
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Like, yeah, I'm here.
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You have to be a part of the club. You
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have to store your weapon at the club. You have
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to shoot a certain amount of times a year. And
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for the rifle, you have to be either at a
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rifle club or have a farm sort of thing. But
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they have to be locked up. You can get random checks,
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all that type of stuff. There's a lot of stuff
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like that in Europe. And I think that's where, like,
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some of that comes down to is, like, the... It's just, like,
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the difference in idea in the role of government.
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Mm-hmm.
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Whereas here in the, in the United States, like it's
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a lot more like dangerous freedom, like the, the, the
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individual over a collective, uh, like in the way it
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should be anyway, I'm not saying we're, we're a hundred
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percent like this anymore. You know, things deteriorate over time,
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but originally the idea was the government should be asking
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its people if the government is allowed to do something.
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Whereas in Europe or in Australia or a lot of
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these countries, like the collectivist idea is like.
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I'm doing a thing. I should have to ask my
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government first. I want to put a pool in my backyard.
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I have to ask the government.
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I want to own a firearm, even though I live
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on a ranch and there's coyotes that just ate my Labrador. Like, oh,
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I need to ask the government. It's just like that
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very different ideals on, on governance.
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Well, with the weapons, it's ever since there was this shooting,
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a mass shooting in, uh, in, where was that, Port
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Arthur in Tasmania. It was like the late 90s?
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Yeah, 96.
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Yeah, I think it was mid-2000s.
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It was right before an election. Didn't have anything to
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do with it.
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That was the one where it was like a kid's
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camp and a dude went in and smoked.
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A bunch of people.
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So Port Arthur itself is an old convict settlement where
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we went there last year. Much like the whole continent.
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Like the entire continent. And you go in there and
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there's all these old buildings and stuff. And it's like
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a historical place. So people were just there to go
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to the cafe and walk around and see the sites
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and all that type of stuff.
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And it's a cool little joint.
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Look back at the 1800s, whatever. But yeah, so old
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mate walks in. And you're not allowed to question any
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of this story in Australia. Even me saying this now
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or weren't. Or it's, you're in trouble, mate.
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Like actual legal trouble.
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Well, no, not in legal trouble, which is, you just get,
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if you ever look at a conspiracy or even just
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question it, I always like to question absolutely everything.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, I think that's a very, it's very good to
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have a healthy level.
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Of distrust with the official story.
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And even when you say words like official story, you
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sound like a fucking crazy person, but I say it
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all the time.
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So I'm very used to it.
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But the people, so politicians who have, questioned any of
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the official story have been shut down. They've been, you know,
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the media goes hard on them, almost like they all
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get a memo, like go after this person, whatever. But
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the official story is this guy, a real autistic, strange dude,
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which seems to be the flow of things when it
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comes to mass shootings. But this was a long time ago.
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He went out and he, I don't know the exact numbers,
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But maybe someone in the comments can go through and,
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you know, have a look at this.
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But the headshot.
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Count was so high that it was that people were
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just like, what? Like he's just this random guy and
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he's hit all of these people. I think it was
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like 30-something deaths, something like that.
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So it was April 1996, killed 35 people. Right.
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Yeah, 123.
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So, yeah, he just unleashed death. And I don't know
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what type of weapon he had.
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What's this green s * * *, Eli? If I
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could read, I would be able to tell you. Ag one.
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I took that class in high school.
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Them kids are f * * * ed. Dirty.
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Dude.
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The kids are running around with their little counterparts.
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They're f * * * ing touching hands with each other.
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other than taking AG1?
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Show them the travel pack.
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new subscribers. Now, there's all these stories about people saying,
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and obviously whenever there's a shooting, there's a million different
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stories that come out.
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I haven't researched it enough.
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I don't know anything about it. This is a joke.
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But there's all these people talking about they saw all
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these dudes like in sort of like blacked out military
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gear and all that type of stuff that day. And
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then other people are saying, oh, no, he wasn't there.
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He was somewhere else. And then there's other people that
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have been in prison with him and he's like, no,
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I did it.
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I did it for this reason, whatever. So there's all
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these different stories. Oh, so they didn't kill him. He's
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alive still. Jesus.
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Yeah.
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I did not know that.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure Martin Bryant, his name is.
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That's at least something we're pretty good at.
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Yeah. Taking him out. Yeah. What is it? Why keep
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him alive? I'm surprised that he's still. Yeah, he's still there, surely.
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He'd be like, I don't know. What is he now?
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Like maybe 60 or something like that. I think it
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says there what he was 28 at the time. So
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he's really young. Like a loner. So like, you know,
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the age old story with the type.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Like, he- He's 58.
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Yeah.
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And he looked like a- Can you pull up one
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of the images? No, that's him now. Have a look
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at him when it happened. He looks like a fucking
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scary dude.
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Look at that.
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Imagine that guy coming at you with a bloody- Wait, wait, wait.
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Just coming at you.
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Does he have girl hair?
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Yeah. Huh.
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That's wild.
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Well, I don't believe in gender, so that's- That's unfortunate
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you'd bring that up.
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Do you have tits too, though?
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No- I think it's his- It's a frumpy shirt.
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Yeah, frumpy shirt. I didn't realize it was that high
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of a number. It was huge.
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And then so right at the election, the prime minister
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coming in, John Howard, or he was running or he
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was whatever it was, he was elected in 96.
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He banned guns.
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There was a big amnesty, like everyone's handing guns in
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and stuff. And so the conspiracy theorists of the world
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would be like, hey, well, is this a false flag?
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What is this? Or did it really happen? Or maybe
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it did happen.
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And they're sort of just going, hey, well, this is
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a great chance to, you know, get the guns. Or
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maybe they're just really nice politicians and they wanted to
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help people out.
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Yeah.
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I don't want to misappropriate the quote or misattribute the quote.
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I think it was Rahm Emanuel. Never let a good
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crisis go to waste.
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That's it.
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Hey, that's the opportunity. It was just like in New
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Zealand with the Christchurch shooting.
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Yeah.
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Very similar situation.
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Yeah.
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And- They take those moments and they run with them.
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COVID was, shit, let's get right into all of that shit.
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That's your fucking preach, brother.
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Go for it. Man, the amount of people who still
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wear masks in Australia is hilarious, for one. We see
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that still.
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How many?
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What percentage would you say?
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I don't go out, for starters. I don't.
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But you go to a city and there's people, less now,
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but like two or three years after, there was still people,
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like normal people. I saw a lady in a car
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by herself recently with one eye. Like a white lady too.
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It wasn't an Asian.
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Asians have been doing that forever. Like, you know, Chinese,
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Japanese people.
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They'd do that anytime they were sick. Like even with
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a common cold, that was very natural.
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That makes, if I had some sort of viral flu
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or something, it makes sense.
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Wear a mask. Okay. It's a nice thing to do.
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Or if you've got like a weakened immune system, you're
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going through some sort of chemotherapy or whatever it is.
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Like, okay, well that tracks. Even now, if you've got
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a vomiting bug or something, yeah, throw a mask on, bro.
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It's all good.
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We do.
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We have an Aussie friend.
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Who he.
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He went out into the middle of, a, like a
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park and he like went out to a baseball field.
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Like no one was around for hundreds of meters and
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he lays down and he just, he's kind of chilling.
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He takes a nap, wakes up, this is during COVID
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and there's Aussie police standing over him. And they're like,
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you went past your time of being outdoors. You can't
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be out this long.
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So looking back at all of that with retrospect, how
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scary of a situation is that when you consider that
497
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the death rate was very low, infection rate very high,
498
00:20:18.539 --> 00:20:20.960
death rate very low. Imagine if the death rate was
499
00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:23.319
high or they could really bung it on, so to speak,
500
00:20:23.380 --> 00:20:24.500
or put it on sort of thing.
501
00:20:24.700 --> 00:20:27.109
If you know what bung it on means. We got it.
502
00:20:27.119 --> 00:20:29.970
We're learning new words right now.
503
00:20:30.029 --> 00:20:34.450
Paul Benny, my over to Ben, he was walking this
504
00:20:34.490 --> 00:20:36.660
morning through, we're in San Antonio at the moment, And
505
00:20:36.700 --> 00:20:38.440
he's walking, this lady stands at the front and stares
506
00:20:38.500 --> 00:20:38.700
at him.
507
00:20:39.299 --> 00:20:43.099
And Ben goes, G'day, how you going? And she ran inside.
508
00:20:43.240 --> 00:20:44.640
And I was like, she didn't hear what you said.
509
00:20:44.660 --> 00:20:47.670
You were just there, they're going.
510
00:20:47.769 --> 00:20:51.930
Like, you're terrifying. Shouted gibberish. You can't. I said, you've
511
00:20:51.950 --> 00:20:56.950
got to start talking slower, mate. She was laughing over here.
512
00:20:56.970 --> 00:20:58.789
She was like, I understand.
513
00:20:58.809 --> 00:21:03.250
But yeah, COVID was crazy. And Yeah, people were being–
514
00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:05.220
there was a dude arrested. There's a famous vision of
515
00:21:05.259 --> 00:21:08.579
this guy being arrested on a beach. Or maybe not arrested,
516
00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:11.880
but let off the beach, which is the same thing. Arrested,
517
00:21:12.180 --> 00:21:15.019
let off by police. If they're infringing on your freedoms
518
00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:17.079
as a human being to move throughout time and space,
519
00:21:17.099 --> 00:21:21.920
then that's enough. But during that time, like you can't
520
00:21:21.980 --> 00:21:22.400
do that.
521
00:21:22.619 --> 00:21:23.410
It's madness.
522
00:21:23.549 --> 00:21:27.869
And I was originally with the– the jab, I made
523
00:21:27.890 --> 00:21:29.730
a video saying this is a great idea. We should
524
00:21:29.750 --> 00:21:33.130
all get it, right? And then people still hammer me
525
00:21:33.170 --> 00:21:35.299
about that. They're like, you were a pro at the start.
526
00:21:35.319 --> 00:21:35.940
I was like, I was.
527
00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:37.960
I assumed it was all sweet. I assumed it was
528
00:21:37.980 --> 00:21:40.420
like all the other ones that I was sweet with beforehand.
529
00:21:40.640 --> 00:21:43.859
And now every, like we've got a two-year-old, you know,
530
00:21:43.900 --> 00:21:46.880
we had to talk to doctors about different things and
531
00:21:46.940 --> 00:21:50.450
ask questions about different sort of injections and stuff. And
532
00:21:50.470 --> 00:21:54.900
then they just go, no, no questions like, I trust it.
533
00:21:54.950 --> 00:21:56.609
I do it to my kids. That's what they said.
534
00:21:57.829 --> 00:21:58.329
I don't know, man.
535
00:21:58.650 --> 00:22:02.740
There's a lot. The mistrust that I now have for–
536
00:22:02.849 --> 00:22:05.509
and it's not individual people in the government.
537
00:22:05.529 --> 00:22:06.329
It's this collective.
538
00:22:06.619 --> 00:22:09.559
It's this absolute power that people have when they're in
539
00:22:09.599 --> 00:22:13.180
a group and they don't see the individual person. They
540
00:22:13.200 --> 00:22:15.279
see you as a number or whatever. They look at
541
00:22:15.319 --> 00:22:19.039
you like you're an underling because they've been projected into
542
00:22:19.059 --> 00:22:21.660
this position and they just make decisions for you because
543
00:22:21.700 --> 00:22:22.329
they know better.
544
00:22:22.779 --> 00:22:24.319
And they don't give a shit. And it's to advance
545
00:22:24.380 --> 00:22:26.960
their career. It's not out of any concern for you.
546
00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:29.099
I've seen how they run a fucking DMV. I wouldn't
547
00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:30.930
trust them with jack shit. I wouldn't trust them to
548
00:22:31.250 --> 00:22:31.910
cut my grass.
549
00:22:31.970 --> 00:22:34.930
Yeah. Anyone's been in the government or worked or did
550
00:22:34.970 --> 00:22:39.500
something alongside it. They, I've never met somebody that's like, yeah, dude,
551
00:22:39.559 --> 00:22:40.380
that's so efficient.
552
00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:42.900
Especially like military team guys.
553
00:22:43.180 --> 00:22:43.440
Oh, dude.
554
00:22:43.500 --> 00:22:46.220
You want to see motherfuckers who don't trust the government? Yeah.
555
00:22:46.519 --> 00:22:49.160
Ask any of those dudes. Any like the old school
556
00:22:49.329 --> 00:22:49.900
SF boys.
557
00:22:50.089 --> 00:22:50.750
My God.
558
00:22:50.769 --> 00:22:52.029
The government's played with their life.
559
00:22:52.250 --> 00:22:53.809
Yeah. And probably still.
560
00:22:53.630 --> 00:22:56.029
Does in many different ways. You know, they've held them
561
00:22:56.069 --> 00:22:57.009
like this, like a puppet.
562
00:22:57.430 --> 00:23:00.490
Dude, the first time I was ever introduced to Alex
563
00:23:00.589 --> 00:23:03.190
Jones was when I was working, the first time I
564
00:23:03.210 --> 00:23:05.369
started working around Sills back in like 2009.
565
00:23:05.349 --> 00:23:05.509
Yeah.
566
00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:11.980
Dude, they don't like the government very much. Yeah.
567
00:23:12.099 --> 00:23:12.529
I get it.
568
00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:13.019
I get it.
569
00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:16.609
And as I've gotten older, you sort of turn into
570
00:23:17.150 --> 00:23:20.250
your dad or a father figure, perhaps, if you don't
571
00:23:20.269 --> 00:23:22.450
have a dad. You turn into those people. You look
572
00:23:22.470 --> 00:23:23.670
at how they were when you were a kid, and
573
00:23:23.690 --> 00:23:25.930
they were all old and bitter, and they go, government.
574
00:23:26.269 --> 00:23:28.210
And you're young, and you're like, oh, come on. Then
575
00:23:28.349 --> 00:23:30.779
you get older, and you're like, you're fucking government.
576
00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:34.500
You're right. Shane Gillis has that bit where he's like, yeah,
577
00:23:34.599 --> 00:23:38.339
it happens. I have early onset Republican. Yeah.
578
00:23:38.779 --> 00:23:42.480
Wakey's like, I'll be sitting there watching World War II
579
00:23:42.519 --> 00:23:43.720
documentaries to go to sleep.
580
00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:47.420
Like, oh, shit, this is how it happens. 100%.
581
00:23:48.140 --> 00:23:50.250
Not to open Ben up again, he fell asleep on
582
00:23:50.269 --> 00:23:52.150
the plane yesterday watching World War II documentaries.
583
00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:54.029
He's two years older than me. It's how it happens.
584
00:23:54.089 --> 00:23:55.630
I'm like, what the fuck, dude? What are you doing?
585
00:23:55.690 --> 00:23:56.750
Early onset Republican.
586
00:23:57.089 --> 00:24:00.190
I love that shit. And I've become more right-wing as
587
00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:04.039
I've gotten older. And even Claire, my wife, who... Very,
588
00:24:04.420 --> 00:24:07.619
not talking shit, but a sheltered upbringing, like very protective
589
00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:10.279
parents and that type of stuff. And now she's just like, fuck.
590
00:24:10.859 --> 00:24:14.140
She's anti this. And she's like, nah. She's like, fuck this.
591
00:24:14.380 --> 00:24:16.329
She's sharing Trump memes all the time.
592
00:24:16.410 --> 00:24:17.289
It's hilarious.
593
00:24:17.329 --> 00:24:19.809
Her dad wears a MAGA hat to the shops.
594
00:24:20.269 --> 00:24:21.329
Make America great again.
595
00:24:21.390 --> 00:24:26.410
He lives in fucking Australia. Like, what are you talking about?
596
00:24:26.430 --> 00:24:28.809
I remember I grew up as a skateboarder.
597
00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:30.119
Like, hated cops.
598
00:24:30.140 --> 00:24:32.809
They chased us off of our skate parks and stuff,
599
00:24:33.150 --> 00:24:34.250
like our skate spots.
600
00:24:34.369 --> 00:24:34.470
Yeah.
601
00:24:34.490 --> 00:24:35.750
And then I became a cop.
602
00:24:37.210 --> 00:24:40.410
I was like, oh, my God, people are shitty as fuck.
603
00:24:40.430 --> 00:24:43.759
They are. Like, some of these laws should be enforced.
604
00:24:43.859 --> 00:24:44.359
Yeah, yeah.
605
00:24:44.380 --> 00:24:47.500
Well, you see, as a cop, the worst of people,
606
00:24:47.700 --> 00:24:50.140
and then you have to deal with some dickhead. you know,
607
00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:52.799
skating or they're, you know, grinding a rail as I've
608
00:24:52.940 --> 00:24:54.460
always attempted to do when I was a kid. And
609
00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:56.180
you use the old wax candle to try and, I
610
00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:57.089
was a fat kid.
611
00:24:57.119 --> 00:24:58.029
I didn't do anything.
612
00:24:58.589 --> 00:25:01.430
I was fucking hopeless. But, you know, and then you
613
00:25:01.450 --> 00:25:03.650
have to deal with that. You're dealing with a in
614
00:25:03.670 --> 00:25:06.369
the morning and some dumb kid in the afternoon. Like,
615
00:25:06.390 --> 00:25:07.690
how do you, how do you do that? And how
616
00:25:07.710 --> 00:25:09.490
do you do that and not be a prick? Like,
617
00:25:09.509 --> 00:25:10.470
that's gotta be hard.
618
00:25:10.690 --> 00:25:11.450
You gotta, you know.
619
00:25:11.990 --> 00:25:13.049
And I don't know if you want to get into it,
620
00:25:13.049 --> 00:25:14.799
but some of those like specific cases where you're like,
621
00:25:14.819 --> 00:25:18.730
you had to deal with something like fucking horrific. And
622
00:25:18.750 --> 00:25:21.390
then the very next call is some Karen arguing about
623
00:25:21.430 --> 00:25:22.029
trash cans.
624
00:25:22.410 --> 00:25:23.210
Yeah. Yeah.
625
00:25:23.329 --> 00:25:25.829
This, this one drunk dude just like ran over this
626
00:25:25.869 --> 00:25:28.750
baby and smeared him all over the fucking road. Like
627
00:25:28.809 --> 00:25:30.890
mom was pushing a stroller across the street and he
628
00:25:30.930 --> 00:25:32.930
was looking at his cell phone. He looked up, smeared
629
00:25:32.970 --> 00:25:34.559
this baby all over the road, like took it out
630
00:25:34.579 --> 00:25:38.480
of his mother's arms, like done kids, done baby spaghetti.
631
00:25:39.180 --> 00:25:41.880
And then like the next call, I've got some old
632
00:25:41.980 --> 00:25:42.920
rich white bitch.
633
00:25:43.240 --> 00:25:46.480
Who's like, my neighbor's trash can is in front of
634
00:25:46.559 --> 00:25:47.200
my house.
635
00:25:48.130 --> 00:25:50.589
And you just go like, yeah, okay, I'll handle that
636
00:25:50.630 --> 00:25:51.750
for you. Thank you for calling.
637
00:25:52.490 --> 00:25:52.769
Yeah.
638
00:25:53.049 --> 00:25:53.809
That's a hard one.
639
00:25:53.930 --> 00:25:56.730
That's such a switch. That's why I've said it multiple times.
640
00:25:56.809 --> 00:25:58.940
I would never want to, like a war, you're a war,
641
00:25:58.970 --> 00:26:02.490
you're just there the entire time. Your checkout is you're
642
00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:04.420
still with your guys, you feel protected, blah, blah, blah.
643
00:26:05.740 --> 00:26:08.140
As a police officer, you deal with that and then
644
00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:10.599
you go immediately home to your family. And do you
645
00:26:10.640 --> 00:26:12.700
work in the area too that you live in?
646
00:26:12.740 --> 00:26:13.440
Yeah, dude, yeah.
647
00:26:13.940 --> 00:26:17.910
And then so where that poor baby was? You drive
648
00:26:17.990 --> 00:26:19.890
past that when you're not in uniform as well?
649
00:26:20.049 --> 00:26:20.430
Yeah, man.
650
00:26:20.869 --> 00:26:21.769
I work that side of town.
651
00:26:22.150 --> 00:26:25.809
And so that's... I don't know how.
652
00:26:26.289 --> 00:26:26.970
You deal with that.
653
00:26:27.009 --> 00:26:30.890
Obviously, it's a strong-willed human being to deal with shit
654
00:26:30.930 --> 00:26:32.859
like that and not to suck your dick on camera.
655
00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:34.480
No, no. It was.
656
00:26:34.859 --> 00:26:39.920
That's for Patreon, but I will. While seeing Zach Bryan. Well,
657
00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:40.819
then you got.
658
00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:44.799
Some cops that'll kick you off a fucking beach during COVID, Brandon.
659
00:26:45.099 --> 00:26:45.680
Oh, my God.
660
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:46.160
That was.
661
00:26:46.940 --> 00:26:51.940
COVID was just such a scary glimpse into exactly how
662
00:26:52.019 --> 00:26:53.400
much people will cooperate.
663
00:26:54.359 --> 00:26:56.660
That's why everyone was a Nazi in Germany, so to speak.
664
00:26:56.720 --> 00:26:58.759
You know what I mean? It's why they existed.
665
00:26:58.940 --> 00:26:59.700
Me and Brandon were.
666
00:26:59.579 --> 00:27:03.200
On this beautiful beach in South Carolina during the height
667
00:27:03.259 --> 00:27:06.400
of COVID, and we're just chilling on the beach.
668
00:27:06.420 --> 00:27:08.029
It was during the summer of love, because it was
669
00:27:08.069 --> 00:27:10.549
when Charleston was actively burning, if you recall.
670
00:27:10.789 --> 00:27:14.549
Yeah, because someone died of a heroin overdose, but We
671
00:27:14.589 --> 00:27:17.190
were just, like, chilling out there on the beach, and
672
00:27:17.210 --> 00:27:18.180
this cop comes by and.
673
00:27:18.140 --> 00:27:20.740
Is like, you can't be here. There's restrictions.
674
00:27:20.799 --> 00:27:23.519
And me and Brandon are just like, what the fuck?
675
00:27:23.599 --> 00:27:26.160
We're fucking, like, over a loudspeaker. We are the only
676
00:27:26.259 --> 00:27:28.759
ones on this beach, like, as far as the eye
677
00:27:28.779 --> 00:27:29.140
can see.
678
00:27:29.640 --> 00:27:31.450
But people were scared. They thought everyone was going to
679
00:27:31.470 --> 00:27:33.410
die because they saw everyone in China dropping.
680
00:27:34.009 --> 00:27:35.690
Do you remember that? Like, people were, like, walking out
681
00:27:35.730 --> 00:27:39.710
in body bags full. Do you remember, like, that fucking.
682
00:27:39.809 --> 00:27:43.779
Like, the Resident Evil-looking fucking footage of, like, Chinese dudes
683
00:27:43.799 --> 00:27:45.720
with MP5s going into apartment buildings.
684
00:27:45.740 --> 00:27:47.539
Like Umbrella Corporation coming in.
685
00:27:47.539 --> 00:27:49.339
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like, yeah, there was like
686
00:27:49.380 --> 00:27:50.700
plastic tubes in rooms.
687
00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:53.650
They're sprying from the straights out of trucks, old like
688
00:27:53.869 --> 00:27:56.210
hand sanitizers or whatever. That's what we were being shown
689
00:27:56.230 --> 00:27:57.430
in the early days.
690
00:27:57.549 --> 00:28:00.170
And now it's here. And you want to get out
691
00:28:00.210 --> 00:28:00.910
of the beach?
692
00:28:01.490 --> 00:28:01.730
Yeah.
693
00:28:01.769 --> 00:28:03.049
What's wrong with you?
694
00:28:03.089 --> 00:28:05.650
But this was like in, this is in like June,
695
00:28:05.690 --> 00:28:06.240
I think, right?
696
00:28:06.500 --> 00:28:06.759
Yeah.
697
00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:10.190
Like this is like way after everybody's like, oh. And like,
698
00:28:10.210 --> 00:28:10.849
don't get me wrong.
699
00:28:10.869 --> 00:28:12.190
There was a lot of, there were a lot of deaths,
700
00:28:12.230 --> 00:28:14.119
but a lot of those too, uh, some of them
701
00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:15.980
were natural, but some of them were just because like
702
00:28:16.019 --> 00:28:17.339
we were putting people on ventilators.
703
00:28:18.339 --> 00:28:20.900
That was the wrong, that was the wrong thing to do.
704
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:23.000
It was so sporadic to my understanding of this. Again,
705
00:28:23.019 --> 00:28:23.839
I'm not a doctor.
706
00:28:23.859 --> 00:28:25.579
I just talked to a lot of them, but like this, they,
707
00:28:25.619 --> 00:28:29.210
they didn't know what, uh, internal lung pressure to keep
708
00:28:29.250 --> 00:28:31.730
these people on because what would save somebody would kill another.
709
00:28:32.049 --> 00:28:34.509
So a lot of the ventilators or the ventilators were,
710
00:28:34.630 --> 00:28:37.190
were actually what was killing people is the treatment, not
711
00:28:37.210 --> 00:28:38.170
necessarily the disease.
712
00:28:38.190 --> 00:28:41.710
Yeah. There's conventional wisdom and it just didn't fucking work.
713
00:28:41.529 --> 00:28:41.950
For this one.
714
00:28:42.250 --> 00:28:45.710
Yeah, and people were dying of comorbidities as well. That
715
00:28:45.730 --> 00:28:46.250
was a huge one, yeah.
716
00:28:46.269 --> 00:28:48.029
And that was kept up in the– and we'll talk
717
00:28:48.049 --> 00:28:51.170
about the gun crime statistics beforehand. I just walked in
718
00:28:51.210 --> 00:28:54.339
here talking about guns. Give me a gun. But how
719
00:28:54.359 --> 00:28:57.380
many of those are– but they're still put in the
720
00:28:57.420 --> 00:29:02.160
same realm of gun deaths. And then that number's spread
721
00:29:02.220 --> 00:29:04.380
overseas or into your own communities and people are like,
722
00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:08.769
there's fucking Americans with guns. They're all crazy. I– So
723
00:29:08.930 --> 00:29:11.450
I work– because I've said a lot of horrible things
724
00:29:11.509 --> 00:29:13.730
on stage, jokes about things that you shouldn't joke about,
725
00:29:13.769 --> 00:29:15.869
all that type of stuff, I have security every show, right?
726
00:29:15.890 --> 00:29:18.319
I have my own personal security. These guys, they do
727
00:29:18.339 --> 00:29:20.680
the UFC, the Sultan of Brunei, and me.
728
00:29:21.299 --> 00:29:21.519
Nice.
729
00:29:22.299 --> 00:29:26.180
It's a bit ridiculous. Obviously, the UFC, hectic security, heaps
730
00:29:26.220 --> 00:29:28.599
of fans, the Sultan of Brunei, very important, heaps of money,
731
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:31.619
and then just me, just walking through the shop in
732
00:29:31.660 --> 00:29:35.690
a community because I'm there to tell dick jokes. But–
733
00:29:36.369 --> 00:29:39.980
They're all ex-military, ex-police, all good people, and people are.
734
00:29:40.109 --> 00:29:40.569
trust.
735
00:29:41.130 --> 00:29:42.690
And these are people who, if they were in America,
736
00:29:42.710 --> 00:29:44.450
they'd have guns. A lot of them actually spend time
737
00:29:44.490 --> 00:29:47.339
here and own guns here in other people's sort of
738
00:29:47.359 --> 00:29:51.279
collections or whatever. One of them hooked me up with
739
00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:52.680
the Austin police.
740
00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:54.750
He's got an uncle. He's like, my uncle said you
741
00:29:54.769 --> 00:29:57.430
can do a ride-along with him. I was like, okay, cool.
742
00:29:57.670 --> 00:30:00.369
Fucking should, man. Yeah, I would like to do it.
743
00:30:00.410 --> 00:30:00.970
I'm a bit like.
744
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I couldn't imagine doing a ride-along in Austin.
745
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I know, that's the place I'd be like, I'm in Austin.
746
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I'd be like, what are you doing? Is it just
747
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six streets? Just homeless people you're dealing with all day?
748
00:30:09.710 --> 00:30:11.630
I was about to say, it's fucking homeless people and
749
00:30:11.670 --> 00:30:13.170
then drunk people on Sixth Street.
750
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Guess what? It is the fight no one saw coming.
751
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I actually didn't see Paul fighting Joshua, period. I'm surprised
752
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he took that. Also, nobody asked for it. That is true.
753
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I don't know who the other guy is, frankly. I
754
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showed you him knocking people out. He's the one that killed, um, Nuganu.
755
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He killed him? Killed him. He's dead? Yep.
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be betting on Anthony Joshua for a knockout, hopefully in
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round one or two. I think he knocked out Nganou
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Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Well, my first impression of
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Sixth Street, we were driving to the comedy mothership. I
783
00:31:31.349 --> 00:31:32.750
was going there with some friends and all that type
784
00:31:32.769 --> 00:31:34.809
of stuff. And, you know, we were driving there. I'd
785
00:31:34.829 --> 00:31:36.299
been in Austin for 10 minutes or whatever.
786
00:31:47.309 --> 00:31:47.730
Or whatever.
787
00:31:47.950 --> 00:31:50.750
And there was just this lady injecting heroin or whatever.
788
00:31:51.250 --> 00:31:53.190
In the alley. Oh, my God.
789
00:31:53.230 --> 00:31:53.759
It's crazy.
790
00:31:54.710 --> 00:31:57.359
We went and did our first live show. Nick had
791
00:31:57.420 --> 00:31:59.960
never even been to Austin. His first experience. We pull
792
00:32:00.019 --> 00:32:02.119
up to our live show. And in the alley, there's
793
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:04.359
people doing drugs. Isn't that crazy, Nick?
794
00:32:04.420 --> 00:32:07.279
It's worse. So we're doing our live show. It's where
795
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:08.380
Kill Tony used to do.
796
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The Vulcan.
797
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It was the Vulcan.
798
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:10.660
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the Vulcan.
799
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:11.579
It was going to be the Vulcan.
800
00:32:11.640 --> 00:32:14.859
And so we had like 30 people in line just
801
00:32:14.900 --> 00:32:17.470
waiting to get into our live show. And so me
802
00:32:17.509 --> 00:32:19.009
and Nick were like, Hey.
803
00:32:18.849 --> 00:32:19.589
Dude, you want to grab a beer?
804
00:32:19.609 --> 00:32:20.769
And Nick's like, yeah, let's grab a beer and go
805
00:32:20.829 --> 00:32:23.069
outside and talk to him. And so me and him,
806
00:32:23.549 --> 00:32:25.710
we have, we have our beers and we just walk
807
00:32:25.789 --> 00:32:27.289
out onto the street and we're just like kind of
808
00:32:27.329 --> 00:32:29.619
talking to people. The cops come by and they're like,
809
00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:32.140
you can't drink out here right now. You can't have
810
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:34.519
your beers out here. Me and Nick look over and
811
00:32:34.539 --> 00:32:38.140
there's someone shooting up heroin right beside us. And we're
812
00:32:38.180 --> 00:32:39.059
just looking at the cop.
813
00:32:39.099 --> 00:32:40.390
Like I, Yeah.
814
00:32:40.650 --> 00:32:42.130
All right. Yes, officer. All right.
815
00:32:42.170 --> 00:32:44.609
We'll just go back inside and drink our beer.
816
00:32:44.630 --> 00:32:46.190
That was the priority was to get you guys out
817
00:32:46.210 --> 00:32:51.319
of there drinking piss. And he says like, that lady's fine.
818
00:32:51.380 --> 00:32:52.740
Continue what you're doing.
819
00:32:52.900 --> 00:32:55.460
And I was like a little schoolboy in the headlights.
820
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:55.980
I was like, oh.
821
00:32:57.130 --> 00:33:00.529
Drugs. And I've been around drugs. When I started, I
822
00:33:00.650 --> 00:33:02.630
played rugby league growing up. So it's sort of like rugby,
823
00:33:02.650 --> 00:33:04.309
but a lot faster, right? Big heroin users.
824
00:33:04.390 --> 00:33:04.869
Big heroin users.
825
00:33:04.890 --> 00:33:06.329
Huge in the heroin scene. You've got to get your
826
00:33:06.349 --> 00:33:10.299
weight down. Strung out team.
827
00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:13.579
Yeah. Actually, I used to play football with a guy
828
00:33:15.700 --> 00:33:19.039
who used to make this Gatorade before a game that
829
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:19.900
had speed in it.
830
00:33:20.460 --> 00:33:22.609
And he'd put, I don't know how much speed, but he'd,
831
00:33:22.750 --> 00:33:22.950
and he.
832
00:33:22.930 --> 00:33:25.289
Always, I remember him making a tackle with his face
833
00:33:25.470 --> 00:33:27.769
once and he didn't react. And I was like, man,
834
00:33:27.789 --> 00:33:29.410
this guy's so tough, but he's off his fucking head.
835
00:33:30.339 --> 00:33:32.559
But he was tough as an ass, great player, good dude,
836
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:35.240
but just, yeah. And I was just in there. Work
837
00:33:35.259 --> 00:33:35.839
for the Germans.
838
00:33:35.859 --> 00:33:37.809
Yeah, exactly, right?
839
00:33:37.829 --> 00:33:39.970
Full blitzkrieg, just straight through the lawn. That's like the
840
00:33:40.069 --> 00:33:42.410
opposite of heroin, though. It's just like, and hot, hot hike.
841
00:33:45.730 --> 00:33:49.299
The lean, they just stay in position. The fentanyl.
842
00:33:49.380 --> 00:33:51.980
They just walk around the line. You're like, oh, fuck,
843
00:33:52.019 --> 00:33:57.569
we're fighting zombies again. It's in slow-mo. Nope, they're just paused.
844
00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.009
But I was 17 or 18. It was Mad Monday,
845
00:34:00.049 --> 00:34:02.230
the day after your last game of the year. Everyone
846
00:34:02.269 --> 00:34:04.119
drinks all day. It was called Mad Monday. Okay.
847
00:34:05.490 --> 00:34:08.239
And one of the boys turned up with a bag
848
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:11.019
of like 200 ecstasy pills, and he just walks in,
849
00:34:11.179 --> 00:34:13.139
and I was like 17, 18, fresh out of school,
850
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:14.260
and I was just like, oh.
851
00:34:14.340 --> 00:34:18.280
Jesus Christ. What the fuck is this?
852
00:34:18.300 --> 00:34:20.409
So I was like pretty used to drugs, and I
853
00:34:20.429 --> 00:34:22.510
was never a big drug guy. Still aren't.
854
00:34:22.889 --> 00:34:26.190
Still am not. Kids usually do that. Yeah, right?
855
00:34:26.449 --> 00:34:29.449
So I'm 32 now, and this was back in the day,
856
00:34:29.489 --> 00:34:31.929
so I imagine they're all just, They're all off their
857
00:34:31.949 --> 00:34:32.409
heads still.
858
00:34:32.429 --> 00:34:35.949
But now you get to see somebody doing heroin live
859
00:34:35.969 --> 00:34:36.510
on the street.
860
00:34:36.550 --> 00:34:40.510
There's something about that needle where you're just like, that's commitment.
861
00:34:42.349 --> 00:34:44.010
I was on peptides for a while and I felt
862
00:34:44.050 --> 00:34:45.250
like a junkie just doing it.
863
00:34:45.989 --> 00:34:48.679
I wasn't even on the good shit. It's so true.
864
00:34:48.699 --> 00:34:51.159
That is like the line for me is the nose
865
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.739
or the needle. I'm like, man, that's... Yeah, the nose
866
00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:57.380
is wonderful. I'm like, man, that would be terrifying. Yeah, fucking.
867
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:02.400
Even that like piercing your skin. Yeah. That's a barrier
868
00:35:02.420 --> 00:35:02.860
to entry.
869
00:35:03.159 --> 00:35:03.380
Yeah.
870
00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:04.019
Literally.
871
00:35:04.059 --> 00:35:05.840
And it should be. It should be.
872
00:35:05.860 --> 00:35:07.760
If you have to pierce your skin. Even like when
873
00:35:07.820 --> 00:35:10.880
I first, I went on a keto diet back like
874
00:35:11.019 --> 00:35:12.389
five or six years ago. I'm a very big fan
875
00:35:12.409 --> 00:35:15.010
of the keto diet. I have this weird neurological condition
876
00:35:15.050 --> 00:35:17.429
where I lose control of my head and my neck.
877
00:35:17.489 --> 00:35:19.050
It's called paratismal dyskinesia.
878
00:35:19.539 --> 00:35:19.760
Anyway.
879
00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:22.679
PKD for short, if anyone wants to write that down.
880
00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:24.920
How do you set that off?
881
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:26.900
So what it is, and you may notice sometimes when
882
00:35:26.920 --> 00:35:29.449
I'm talking to people, I blink with one eye or wink.
883
00:35:29.949 --> 00:35:31.250
I'm not trying to fuck you. Well, I am trying
884
00:35:31.269 --> 00:35:33.150
to fuck you, but I'm not trying to fuck you.
885
00:35:33.349 --> 00:35:33.849
Not at that moment.
886
00:35:33.869 --> 00:35:37.449
I'm not trying to give that, yeah. And it's basically
887
00:35:37.469 --> 00:35:39.630
me sort of like just centering my eyesight because that's
888
00:35:39.670 --> 00:35:41.750
one of my triggers. And anyway, I lose control of
889
00:35:41.789 --> 00:35:43.250
my head and my neck. Like I'm trying to look
890
00:35:43.269 --> 00:35:46.840
behind me. Like my eyes like fling around like that.
891
00:35:47.260 --> 00:35:48.880
And it goes on for like 30 seconds. It's related
892
00:35:48.900 --> 00:35:53.000
to epilepsy and migraines. Happens very rarely. But where was
893
00:35:53.019 --> 00:35:53.559
I going with this?
894
00:35:53.960 --> 00:35:56.800
I was just asked what. Drugs. Oh, yeah, drugs, yeah.
895
00:35:57.530 --> 00:36:00.150
And so were we?
896
00:36:01.860 --> 00:36:02.239
I think so.
897
00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:04.260
We were talking about, like, barrier to entry. We'll be
898
00:36:04.300 --> 00:36:04.599
right back.
899
00:36:04.619 --> 00:36:08.039
Kind of like heroin usage and stuff like that.
900
00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:11.300
Yeah, no, so I got it from Burn on Heroin for.
901
00:36:13.260 --> 00:36:16.179
I started heroin last time I was in Austin, and
902
00:36:16.260 --> 00:36:18.050
it turns out it's everywhere.
903
00:36:19.150 --> 00:36:20.010
That's why I'm back.
904
00:36:20.530 --> 00:36:24.150
Welcome to Unsub, where you have felons and junkies on.
905
00:36:24.190 --> 00:36:25.690
Have you ever thought.
906
00:36:25.710 --> 00:36:28.429
Because you often have very famous people or people with
907
00:36:28.449 --> 00:36:31.010
great stories, maybe a junkie or a heroin user, just
908
00:36:31.050 --> 00:36:32.280
to ask those sort of questions?
909
00:36:32.940 --> 00:36:34.820
Dude, JB is my favorite.
910
00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:37.159
It's the same reason you don't do it in football?
911
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:42.860
So what was it like when you first started? JB
912
00:36:42.940 --> 00:36:46.889
talks about it. Anytime he's been on, he's very open
913
00:36:47.050 --> 00:36:51.860
about that. And this guy has 58 felonies. Wow.
914
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:52.300
Yeah.
915
00:36:52.420 --> 00:36:56.000
JD has a fucking laundry list of everything. And he
916
00:36:56.039 --> 00:36:58.360
admits to it. And then he atoned for it. That's
917
00:36:58.460 --> 00:37:00.780
one of the big switches. He's like, no. I was
918
00:37:00.820 --> 00:37:02.570
even trying to figure out how to get out of
919
00:37:02.659 --> 00:37:07.050
my last sentencing. And then my lawyer and friend at
920
00:37:07.090 --> 00:37:09.489
the time said, hey, how has that worked in the past?
921
00:37:09.829 --> 00:37:12.170
And he's like, oh, I need to take accountability. And
922
00:37:12.190 --> 00:37:15.170
then he's like, hey, I did that. Blah, blah, blah.
923
00:37:15.190 --> 00:37:18.070
And then the judge gave him. okay, hey, you can
924
00:37:18.090 --> 00:37:20.980
just do house arrest and probation. But if you fuck
925
00:37:21.059 --> 00:37:25.300
up again, like- You're gone. Yeah, you're done, done, done, done, done.
926
00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:27.699
Dude's been clean for years, a great guy, and like
927
00:37:27.739 --> 00:37:29.860
talks to other people who are going through shit like
928
00:37:29.900 --> 00:37:31.960
that and like kind of works with rehabilitation.
929
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:33.260
And that's such an important part.
930
00:37:33.059 --> 00:37:35.119
For people who are in that position right there to
931
00:37:35.219 --> 00:37:37.059
see that there is some light at the end of
932
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:39.019
the tunnel. Like I know a lot of people who
933
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:41.039
are like in those positions and they're like, you know,
934
00:37:41.059 --> 00:37:43.639
there's no way out. And just for someone to give
935
00:37:43.699 --> 00:37:49.239
you the knowledge- that there is a way out of this.
936
00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:50.860
So even if you do it unconsciously.
937
00:37:51.460 --> 00:37:54.420
It's giving that individual hope because it is, oh, look
938
00:37:54.460 --> 00:37:57.340
how far I've fallen. I can't possibly get out of
939
00:37:57.400 --> 00:38:00.139
this situation. And then you have a JD who's like,
940
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:03.300
I have 58 felonies. You have zero. I assure you,
941
00:38:03.340 --> 00:38:05.130
you can fall way further down this line.
942
00:38:05.150 --> 00:38:08.429
Do you think there's a place where it is impossible
943
00:38:08.489 --> 00:38:10.389
to get back out of? Like you said, these people
944
00:38:10.469 --> 00:38:12.659
stuck in like a you know, K.O.
945
00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:15.840
With children. That's... No, I don't mean.
946
00:38:15.900 --> 00:38:17.260
There's no coming back from that.
947
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:17.679
I'm sorry.
948
00:38:17.739 --> 00:38:19.599
I don't mean like the homeless people you see who
949
00:38:19.659 --> 00:38:21.820
are just, you know, out of it. I mean, sure,
950
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:23.840
there's probably a point where you've done so much damage
951
00:38:23.860 --> 00:38:24.599
to your brain.
952
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:24.960
Sure.
953
00:38:24.980 --> 00:38:27.389
Where like you're not able to be a functioning member
954
00:38:27.429 --> 00:38:29.809
of society anymore. But that's way down that rabbit hole,
955
00:38:29.989 --> 00:38:30.449
I would assume.
956
00:38:30.670 --> 00:38:33.530
Yeah, I think you have a lot of... As long
957
00:38:33.550 --> 00:38:36.250
as you try and you really dedicate yourself, you can
958
00:38:36.289 --> 00:38:39.769
come back from a lot. Look at fucking Robert Downey Jr.
959
00:38:39.909 --> 00:38:43.500
when he was on his... tirade of drugs and running
960
00:38:43.539 --> 00:38:46.409
from cops and shootouts. You're like, holy shit, that's Iron Man?
961
00:38:46.809 --> 00:38:49.849
Look at Steve-O. Yeah, Steve-O.
962
00:38:49.949 --> 00:38:51.690
Just the crazy amounts of drug use and stuff like
963
00:38:51.710 --> 00:38:54.150
that and still able to just clean.
964
00:38:55.309 --> 00:38:58.050
Also, a lot of the homeless people, they're homeless because
965
00:38:58.070 --> 00:39:01.000
they choose to be homeless. Every state, every county, every
966
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:03.059
city has social programs.
967
00:39:03.590 --> 00:39:05.070
But they have to run by the rules, that type
968
00:39:05.090 --> 00:39:07.190
of stuff. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is. To get you, yeah,
969
00:39:07.210 --> 00:39:07.610
to get you a house.
970
00:39:07.630 --> 00:39:09.230
You can't have your dog, you can't have this, you
971
00:39:09.250 --> 00:39:11.170
can't have alcohol, which I, you know, that's got to
972
00:39:11.190 --> 00:39:13.670
be hard. You know, if you're out on the street
973
00:39:13.929 --> 00:39:16.710
and your dog's your only friend, but they can't go
974
00:39:16.730 --> 00:39:18.789
into a shelter with you, I get it. I get
975
00:39:18.809 --> 00:39:20.309
that it's got to be tough to let that go,
976
00:39:20.329 --> 00:39:21.429
but I guess you got to.
977
00:39:21.789 --> 00:39:24.360
Well, that's a small case. Like the dog thing's a
978
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:26.699
small case. A lot of them just like they fucking
979
00:39:26.699 --> 00:39:28.550
love what they're addicted.
980
00:39:28.059 --> 00:39:28.619
To and they.
981
00:39:28.619 --> 00:39:31.599
They sure sure they just they love that lifestyle we'll
982
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:33.659
give you you know three meals a day we'll give
983
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:35.539
you a place to sleep we'll give you this we'll
984
00:39:35.559 --> 00:39:38.699
give you some programs you just have to pass a
985
00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:40.670
drug test every two weeks and they're like all right
986
00:39:40.789 --> 00:39:43.590
i'm out that's as easy as it.
987
00:39:43.590 --> 00:39:45.969
Is it's really shitty like it's itchy that they're that.
988
00:39:46.420 --> 00:39:49.900
Or it's a mental illness, too, where they just want
989
00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:52.139
to be out on the streets, and it is something
990
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:55.409
you can't get around. I mean, a lot of– there's
991
00:39:55.429 --> 00:39:58.150
a homeless vets is a very large thing, but they
992
00:39:58.190 --> 00:40:00.929
have these opportunities to do other stuff, and I think
993
00:40:00.969 --> 00:40:03.070
it's been shown. It's like, oh, yeah, we offered help.
994
00:40:03.110 --> 00:40:08.219
They just– Because it would be completely different if there
995
00:40:08.260 --> 00:40:10.320
wasn't programs available.
996
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:10.559
Yeah.
997
00:40:10.579 --> 00:40:12.949
Why are you helping these people? Even though that's probably
998
00:40:12.969 --> 00:40:15.889
the conversation anyway. You know, why aren't you helping these people? But, yeah,
999
00:40:15.909 --> 00:40:21.420
you have to have this some sort of self, you know, motivation.
1000
00:40:20.820 --> 00:40:23.679
To better oneself. It has to be there.
1001
00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:24.980
Nobody can do it for you.
1002
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:25.699
No.
1003
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:28.019
But this is, and I don't know, you know, how
1004
00:40:28.260 --> 00:40:31.440
old all you dudes are, but so I'm a millennial,
1005
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:32.139
I guess, yeah.
1006
00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:32.480
Yep.
1007
00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:33.989
I'm a millennial.
1008
00:40:34.690 --> 00:40:39.230
The Gen Z people, those people, they're coming up with
1009
00:40:39.269 --> 00:40:43.909
this whole attitude of i deserve this this and this
1010
00:40:43.969 --> 00:40:47.070
and i've employed a couple of them and i don't
1011
00:40:47.090 --> 00:40:49.769
know how good you know how good your editing is
1012
00:40:49.829 --> 00:40:53.239
but they are the biggest that have ever lived on
1013
00:40:53.260 --> 00:40:56.260
this fucking earth they are the worst people i had
1014
00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:58.900
an editor right he was working at a smoke store
1015
00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:02.460
like selling like you know a tobacco store and he
1016
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:05.340
was making you know a couple hundred bucks a week
1017
00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:07.010
i don't know how much you get paid at a
1018
00:41:07.050 --> 00:41:09.199
smoke store And I said– he was a good editor,
1019
00:41:09.219 --> 00:41:10.929
really good at his job. But I said, how much
1020
00:41:10.969 --> 00:41:11.429
do you want, mate?
1021
00:41:11.469 --> 00:41:13.050
Come to me with an offer.
1022
00:41:13.710 --> 00:41:16.489
Prove to me that you are a really good worker, yada, yada, yada.
1023
00:41:17.190 --> 00:41:20.070
And he goes, I want– it worked out to be
1024
00:41:20.090 --> 00:41:22.949
250K a year. I was like, you're off your– are
1025
00:41:23.230 --> 00:41:25.230
you serious? He goes, yeah, I think that's what I'm worth.
1026
00:41:26.349 --> 00:41:28.809
And me being the very intelligent human being I am,
1027
00:41:29.940 --> 00:41:31.340
I hired him, but not for that much.
1028
00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:32.219
And he ended up screwing me over.
1029
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:34.639
He was a c * * t. But I've had
1030
00:41:34.659 --> 00:41:36.699
that with other people too. They have this, oh, I
1031
00:41:36.699 --> 00:41:38.039
deserve this because I've done this.
1032
00:41:38.219 --> 00:41:38.699
I deserve that.
1033
00:41:38.739 --> 00:41:41.679
And I think that's going to lead to enormous amounts
1034
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:44.539
of mental illness, which will lead to enormous, maybe it
1035
00:41:44.559 --> 00:41:47.679
is a mental illness, enormous amounts of people homeless, on drugs,
1036
00:41:47.780 --> 00:41:50.530
addicted to pain pills, addicted to alcohol, addicted to.
1037
00:41:50.530 --> 00:41:51.150
Cigarette, whatever.
1038
00:41:51.590 --> 00:41:55.130
They're all just going to find themselves, some sort of
1039
00:41:55.170 --> 00:41:57.829
addiction will find them or they'll find it. That will
1040
00:41:57.869 --> 00:42:01.550
be the trajectory of their life because they are so dependent.
1041
00:42:01.050 --> 00:42:04.019
On this outside source of, what's the word?
1042
00:42:04.059 --> 00:42:04.579
Validation.
1043
00:42:04.619 --> 00:42:05.360
Validation.
1044
00:42:05.420 --> 00:42:07.460
And they need it and they feel like they deserve
1045
00:42:07.500 --> 00:42:09.519
it and they have to keep having it. That dopamine.
1046
00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:10.440
Yeah, the dopamine.
1047
00:42:10.460 --> 00:42:12.480
They're all deprived of it if they're not on their
1048
00:42:12.500 --> 00:42:14.230
phone or they're not doing this. And I guess we're
1049
00:42:14.269 --> 00:42:15.630
all guilty of that to some extent.
1050
00:42:15.650 --> 00:42:16.929
All right.
1051
00:42:17.889 --> 00:42:20.789
To get off of the dark thing that we've been
1052
00:42:20.849 --> 00:42:24.050
talking about, I want to talk about Australia and cinema.
1053
00:42:24.090 --> 00:42:26.929
Have you watched Mr. Inbetween? Oh, yeah.
1054
00:42:27.090 --> 00:42:30.050
No. Oh, mystery. No, no, I have. I have, yes. Sorry,
1055
00:42:30.090 --> 00:42:32.530
I thought you said mystery in between. No, mystery in between.
1056
00:42:32.550 --> 00:42:33.389
I think that's Zach Brown.
1057
00:42:33.409 --> 00:42:34.090
My southern.
1058
00:42:34.269 --> 00:42:39.409
Mystery in between. No, I have seen this in between.
1059
00:42:39.570 --> 00:42:40.110
He's great.
1060
00:42:40.150 --> 00:42:43.130
He's a great actor. I actually watched most of it
1061
00:42:43.309 --> 00:42:45.530
on TikTok because some dude was.
1062
00:42:45.449 --> 00:42:46.989
Putting up all of the clips.
1063
00:42:47.010 --> 00:42:47.719
The little clips from it.
1064
00:42:47.750 --> 00:42:49.369
And I was just, I think that's one of the
1065
00:42:49.969 --> 00:42:53.010
very few shows to go quite viral from just TikTok
1066
00:42:53.030 --> 00:42:53.389
sort of thing.
1067
00:42:53.610 --> 00:42:57.329
It was, dude. I forget. Who was the one? Yeah.
1068
00:42:57.429 --> 00:42:59.530
You showed it to me years ago.
1069
00:42:59.550 --> 00:43:03.320
I was like, holy shit, this is the best portrayal
1070
00:43:03.550 --> 00:43:07.320
of just a dark comedy, the acting. You just feel
1071
00:43:07.340 --> 00:43:10.000
like you're living the moment with what is going on,
1072
00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:11.380
and you're just there for the ride.
1073
00:43:11.619 --> 00:43:13.360
Shout out to our boy fucking Scott Ryan.
1074
00:43:13.400 --> 00:43:14.380
Yeah, Scott Ryan.
1075
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:16.940
I almost said Sean Ryan.
1076
00:43:16.980 --> 00:43:17.300
Wrong guy.
1077
00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:17.800
Wrong one.
1078
00:43:18.449 --> 00:43:20.480
Because you showed it to me, and then I hit
1079
00:43:20.500 --> 00:43:22.619
him up on Instagram, and me and Brandon had like
1080
00:43:22.659 --> 00:43:24.099
a two-hour phone call with him.
1081
00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:24.840
Yeah.
1082
00:43:24.900 --> 00:43:27.500
Just talking about the show and all sorts of stuff.
1083
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:29.699
He's incredibly interested in.
1084
00:43:29.960 --> 00:43:33.139
The JFK shooting. Okay. I forgot about that.
1085
00:43:33.239 --> 00:43:33.949
Yeah.
1086
00:43:34.389 --> 00:43:37.369
That was definitely a big topic of discussion, is the
1087
00:43:37.409 --> 00:43:39.650
conspiracy behind the JFK assassination.
1088
00:43:39.929 --> 00:43:41.869
So do you know, okay, you know the actor, the
1089
00:43:41.889 --> 00:43:43.409
main actor in that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1090
00:43:43.449 --> 00:43:44.530
He wrote, directed. D.
1091
00:43:44.650 --> 00:43:49.860
Harvey Oswald? Oh, yeah. But the actor, he did all
1092
00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:52.000
of it. He did it all. Wow. Okay. And he
1093
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:54.719
was offered, hey, we'll give you X amount of money
1094
00:43:54.820 --> 00:43:57.909
for another season, a fourth season. He's like, no, I'm good. Really?
1095
00:43:57.969 --> 00:43:59.730
He's like, that's how I wanted to finish the story.
1096
00:44:00.110 --> 00:44:02.409
Well, no, because it's not finished, I think. He wanted
1097
00:44:02.429 --> 00:44:03.789
to do another season.
1098
00:44:04.329 --> 00:44:04.710
No shit.
1099
00:44:04.789 --> 00:44:07.269
I read the- They were doing it to another network,
1100
00:44:07.309 --> 00:44:09.389
and he disagreed with the way they wanted to run
1101
00:44:09.449 --> 00:44:10.500
it or how they wanted to do.
1102
00:44:10.469 --> 00:44:11.050
It, I think.
1103
00:44:11.559 --> 00:44:12.460
But it wasn't finished yet.
1104
00:44:12.900 --> 00:44:13.559
No shit.
1105
00:44:13.760 --> 00:44:15.119
It was Disney Plus, wasn't it?
1106
00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:17.880
No, if you're not touching my fucking start.
1107
00:44:17.920 --> 00:44:20.099
We're going to make you gay and black.
1108
00:44:22.179 --> 00:44:25.329
It's a weird switch for season four. Congratulations, you're now
1109
00:44:25.369 --> 00:44:31.650
being played by Lizzo. Brandon, do you need not.
1110
00:44:32.090 --> 00:44:32.969
One more time.
1111
00:44:32.989 --> 00:44:33.690
You got this, buddy.
1112
00:44:33.710 --> 00:44:34.449
Brandon, can you.
1113
00:44:35.369 --> 00:44:38.320
Brandon, do you like... Almost there, bud. Brandon, where do
1114
00:44:38.340 --> 00:44:39.559
you store your firearms?
1115
00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:42.079
All over my house, in every fucking crevice.
1116
00:44:42.449 --> 00:44:45.550
Well, do I have the product for you, Nick Sean? Here,
1117
00:44:45.590 --> 00:44:47.590
hand it to me, Brandon, so I can show you. Brandon,
1118
00:44:47.630 --> 00:44:52.820
this is Stop Box. Stop Box. We love box.
1119
00:44:53.550 --> 00:44:54.179
You're selling me.
1120
00:44:54.820 --> 00:44:56.300
What's in the box? You have to open it and
1121
00:44:56.340 --> 00:44:56.739
find out.
1122
00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:58.760
All right, well, let's see if I can do this.
1123
00:44:59.320 --> 00:45:01.559
Oh, wow. Look at that. Oh, it didn't stop you.
1124
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:02.860
Can I hide my goop in that?
1125
00:45:03.099 --> 00:45:05.619
You can hide your goop in that, Cody. Cody, do
1126
00:45:05.639 --> 00:45:10.780
you know why I love this thing? Why? Why?
1127
00:45:11.099 --> 00:45:12.719
Why, God, why?
1128
00:45:12.900 --> 00:45:17.829
Because you don't have to use keys. Gun not included.
1129
00:45:18.110 --> 00:45:20.769
Cody, you've got multiple cats in your house, including Squirt,
1130
00:45:20.809 --> 00:45:23.789
who's quite the scrapper. Would you want Squirt to have
1131
00:45:23.869 --> 00:45:24.949
access to your firearms?
1132
00:45:25.230 --> 00:45:26.449
No, he's violent.
1133
00:45:26.789 --> 00:45:29.289
Well, then Stopbox is the perfect product for you. No
1134
00:45:29.349 --> 00:45:30.409
cats getting inside, Dad.
1135
00:45:30.769 --> 00:45:34.829
Or people without thumbs. The nice part is it is
1136
00:45:34.889 --> 00:45:35.929
actually TSA compliant.
1137
00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:39.280
I didn't actually know that part until a couple months ago.
1138
00:45:39.340 --> 00:45:41.019
That is actually really cool. You just put a little
1139
00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:41.579
lock through there.
1140
00:45:41.739 --> 00:45:42.260
Exactly.
1141
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:44.820
When you're checking a pistol or any gun, if there's
1142
00:45:44.860 --> 00:45:46.989
a hole that a lock can go through on whatever
1143
00:45:47.030 --> 00:45:48.929
you're checking your gun in, you have to put a
1144
00:45:48.949 --> 00:45:50.989
lock through that. This has one hole, so you just
1145
00:45:51.010 --> 00:45:53.329
need one lock, easily accessible once you land on the ground.
1146
00:45:53.610 --> 00:45:55.309
I know you're not normally a one-hole kind of guy,
1147
00:45:55.349 --> 00:45:57.849
but this is definitely an exception to the rule.
1148
00:45:57.989 --> 00:46:01.110
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1149
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:01.900
in the USA.
1150
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:04.420
Wait, what are tariffs? I'm pretty sure I shot a
1151
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1160
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There's another great show. There was like 10 seasons of
1161
00:46:32.420 --> 00:46:34.659
this show, and each season is based on a different
1162
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:35.280
time period.
1163
00:46:35.659 --> 00:46:37.670
But Underbelly. I don't know if you've ever heard of it.
1164
00:46:37.670 --> 00:46:38.170
I've never heard of it.
1165
00:46:38.170 --> 00:46:39.329
But the first season.
1166
00:46:39.070 --> 00:46:43.030
Of Underbelly is about the Melbourne crime family sort of
1167
00:46:43.050 --> 00:46:46.289
thing in the late 90s, early 2000s, and about a
1168
00:46:46.309 --> 00:46:47.969
lot of hits that happened and that type of stuff.
1169
00:46:47.989 --> 00:46:53.510
Is that Australian crime? Yeah, yeah. What did you say, bro?
1170
00:46:53.860 --> 00:46:55.340
Oh, that's an icy base?
1171
00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:56.380
Yeah, yeah.
1172
00:46:56.460 --> 00:46:58.800
So it was all in Melbourne about the Carlton crew
1173
00:46:58.920 --> 00:47:01.199
and this guy called, fuck him, what was his name?
1174
00:47:01.219 --> 00:47:04.099
It's been a long time since I've watched it, but really.
1175
00:47:04.119 --> 00:47:04.579
Really good.
1176
00:47:04.739 --> 00:47:08.980
Highly recommend it. the rest of the ones went back
1177
00:47:09.019 --> 00:47:10.760
a little bit further in history. So they're all more
1178
00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:13.579
period pieces and they were good, but the Australian film
1179
00:47:13.619 --> 00:47:14.840
industry is fucking AIDS.
1180
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:15.159
All right.
1181
00:47:15.460 --> 00:47:19.480
It's just terrible. You have to, this, it has been, yeah.
1182
00:47:19.800 --> 00:47:21.239
It's a 10 year. So this is based off of
1183
00:47:21.300 --> 00:47:21.730
a whole.
1184
00:47:21.789 --> 00:47:24.250
That dude at the front there is Vince Colosimo and
1185
00:47:24.289 --> 00:47:27.230
he's a great actor. He's just an Italian dude, but
1186
00:47:27.829 --> 00:47:30.349
the Italian dude who has been in the film industry
1187
00:47:30.369 --> 00:47:32.130
in Australia for a long time, he's a very, very good, but,
1188
00:47:33.079 --> 00:47:36.380
To get funding in Australia to do any sort of filming,
1189
00:47:36.739 --> 00:47:41.329
you have to tick the boxes. I did like a
1190
00:47:41.369 --> 00:47:44.670
documentary series where I went out and did ghost hunts
1191
00:47:44.829 --> 00:47:50.090
and went looking for Bigfoot or the Yowie. The Aboriginal
1192
00:47:50.130 --> 00:47:52.530
people in Australia have the story of the Yowie.
1193
00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:53.159
No shit.
1194
00:47:53.179 --> 00:47:57.150
Like everyone has, every Indigenous peoples have their own story,
1195
00:47:57.269 --> 00:47:59.710
which points to the whole gigantopithecus.
1196
00:47:59.750 --> 00:48:02.610
Is that like the Nephilim? Sorry? Like the Nephilim?
1197
00:48:02.679 --> 00:48:05.960
So everybody's got like, oh, big stuff, here we go. Yeah,
1198
00:48:05.980 --> 00:48:08.239
they've all got their own story, which points to the
1199
00:48:08.260 --> 00:48:10.440
whole idea that there has to be something, right?
1200
00:48:11.780 --> 00:48:14.420
But the Yowie is the Australian version.
1201
00:48:14.460 --> 00:48:16.340
Never heard of that. Yeah, so we went looking for
1202
00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:19.190
that and we found these guys who, this one guy,
1203
00:48:19.210 --> 00:48:21.519
I can't remember his name, Dan or David, It's not.
1204
00:48:21.449 --> 00:48:22.789
Important at all, but I just feel bad.
1205
00:48:23.789 --> 00:48:27.150
But he was this older dude, he's legit, and he
1206
00:48:27.190 --> 00:48:32.610
was telling us about his Yowie sighting. And it was
1207
00:48:32.650 --> 00:48:35.369
up in the Glasshouse Mountains in the Sunshine Coast, this.
1208
00:48:35.289 --> 00:48:38.070
Beautiful area right on the beach, gorgeous. You made those
1209
00:48:38.110 --> 00:48:39.820
words up. Right?
1210
00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:44.400
Doesn't it sound like ChatGPT, right? And we went looking
1211
00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:46.519
and he goes, I saw my first Yowie sighting.
1212
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:48.460
He was there and he'd just.
1213
00:48:48.380 --> 00:48:50.869
Come out of the trees. And I'm convinced he's an
1214
00:48:50.909 --> 00:48:54.389
interdimensional being. And just this random dude, he starts talking
1215
00:48:54.409 --> 00:48:55.380
about interdimensional beings.
1216
00:48:55.719 --> 00:49:00.559
Actually, you know what? Fuck all that. Earlier. Fuck all that. Earlier.
1217
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:03.820
We'll talk about Yowie soon. Earlier, we meet this guy
1218
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:06.079
who's got a haunted doll. He's a part of the
1219
00:49:06.099 --> 00:49:06.440
Yowie crew.
1220
00:49:06.460 --> 00:49:07.980
Haunted doll? Yeah, a haunted doll.
1221
00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:10.880
Okay, like an Annabelle kind of. Yeah, it was more
1222
00:49:10.900 --> 00:49:13.739
of like a picture of a wooden, almost like a
1223
00:49:13.780 --> 00:49:15.969
Pinocchio looking doll, but without like the nose.
1224
00:49:16.300 --> 00:49:18.849
It just looked horrifying, right? I like that.
1225
00:49:18.929 --> 00:49:19.610
But it's haunted.
1226
00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:24.380
Haunted. And it kept like beating his wife.
1227
00:49:26.420 --> 00:49:26.619
Oh, yeah.
1228
00:49:26.659 --> 00:49:27.559
That's what was doing it.
1229
00:49:27.739 --> 00:49:29.760
Yeah. Honey, what happened?
1230
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:33.199
Make sure you put on your helmet that you can't
1231
00:49:33.260 --> 00:49:35.420
see on at night. I don't want to be a
1232
00:49:35.440 --> 00:49:37.920
conspiracy theorist, but I do have a theory.
1233
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:39.980
There was a second shooter.
1234
00:49:40.019 --> 00:49:47.099
Is that what you say? Somebody checked the grassy knoll.
1235
00:49:48.400 --> 00:49:52.110
Honey, is your bag on? Beat the shit out of her. Oh,
1236
00:49:52.510 --> 00:49:53.780
the ghost is here again.
1237
00:49:53.820 --> 00:50:09.170
The ghost only visits when dinner's burnt. Some people's kids, man.
1238
00:50:11.489 --> 00:50:13.809
And he's telling us this story and he's shown us
1239
00:50:13.829 --> 00:50:16.059
photos of his wife's black eyes and all this.
1240
00:50:15.989 --> 00:50:16.380
Type of stuff.
1241
00:50:16.409 --> 00:50:17.159
And she's there.
1242
00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:18.269
She's next to us.
1243
00:50:18.300 --> 00:50:19.739
And we're all going, oh, no.
1244
00:50:23.239 --> 00:50:24.260
It's so hard to be like.
1245
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.400
I'm so sorry. And she's there like she was off
1246
00:50:28.449 --> 00:50:30.389
her head on something. I don't know if it was
1247
00:50:30.409 --> 00:50:32.690
like she looked like pain pills or something like that.
1248
00:50:32.730 --> 00:50:34.679
Like she was just out of it or drunk or
1249
00:50:34.739 --> 00:50:37.289
I don't know. But, yeah, he kept showing us these videos.
1250
00:50:37.329 --> 00:50:38.730
And then he showed these videos. He'd have, like, this
1251
00:50:38.829 --> 00:50:41.710
live stream. And he, like, zoomed through, like, you know,
1252
00:50:41.789 --> 00:50:43.510
on his phone. And he'd show, yeah, look, it moved.
1253
00:50:43.550 --> 00:50:46.309
See that? It moved. As he's in the background.
1254
00:50:47.860 --> 00:50:49.780
I imagine the little doll on top of her at
1255
00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:50.280
night with.
1256
00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:53.619
His limp little arms. Just, like, doing that on top
1257
00:50:53.659 --> 00:50:53.860
of her.
1258
00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:56.219
Yeah. Like, I don't know if you know this about mass.
1259
00:50:56.480 --> 00:50:58.699
He's doing it again. Yeah.
1260
00:51:00.150 --> 00:51:01.150
So, yeah, the.
1261
00:51:01.090 --> 00:51:04.989
Bruises are weirdly not the size of the doll's hands. Yeah.
1262
00:51:05.010 --> 00:51:10.469
It's a giant fucking boy's eye. It's just four. It's
1263
00:51:10.489 --> 00:51:14.579
just little floppy arms. Oh, my God. Whoa. Just little sticks.
1264
00:51:15.340 --> 00:51:20.280
So you called the police. So I didn't have my phone.
1265
00:51:20.300 --> 00:51:22.559
There was no reception. There was a lot of other
1266
00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:23.840
reasons I didn't call the police.
1267
00:51:23.880 --> 00:51:25.380
It had nothing to do with me.
1268
00:51:25.420 --> 00:51:26.840
But he was showing this in front of, like, a
1269
00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:29.840
huge group of people. So don't blame him.
1270
00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:33.300
But, yeah, it was different.
1271
00:51:33.820 --> 00:51:37.030
And we didn't find the yowie, but we definitely found.
1272
00:51:37.550 --> 00:51:41.130
Domestic violence. Allegedly. Fucking abuser. Yeah.
1273
00:51:41.829 --> 00:51:44.780
No, well, the old backhand adult.
1274
00:51:44.820 --> 00:51:45.449
Yeah, it's not good.
1275
00:51:46.019 --> 00:51:49.320
But, yeah, that was cool. We'll be right back.
1276
00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:51.920
He's like, my wife.
1277
00:51:53.510 --> 00:51:55.590
You know what I would like to see while we're
1278
00:51:55.610 --> 00:51:58.010
talking about like Australian cinema and stuff like that? I
1279
00:51:58.050 --> 00:52:00.199
don't know if this has ever been done, but I
1280
00:52:00.219 --> 00:52:01.840
would love to see it if it has. If it
1281
00:52:01.900 --> 00:52:04.159
hasn't been, somebody needs to jump on it. I would
1282
00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:07.019
love to see a really well-made movie about Ned Kelly.
1283
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:09.079
So there is one. Have you seen it? No, I
1284
00:52:09.099 --> 00:52:09.619
have not.
1285
00:52:09.639 --> 00:52:10.900
That's why I brought it up. I didn't know if
1286
00:52:10.940 --> 00:52:11.420
that was a thing.
1287
00:52:11.480 --> 00:52:16.050
There is a great movie from early 2000s. It's got–
1288
00:52:16.869 --> 00:52:17.260
who's in it?
1289
00:52:17.309 --> 00:52:20.329
Let me pull up– So for those who don't know
1290
00:52:20.409 --> 00:52:23.289
Ned Kelly, it's basically, to my understanding, which is very
1291
00:52:23.349 --> 00:52:26.710
limited understanding, is basically like the Australian Jesse James to
1292
00:52:26.730 --> 00:52:27.250
a degree.
1293
00:52:27.769 --> 00:52:31.550
Yeah, yeah. So 2003, it's got Heath.
1294
00:52:31.409 --> 00:52:33.510
Ledger playing Ned Kelly. No shit.
1295
00:52:33.840 --> 00:52:36.389
I recommend this movie to everyone. And it's got Orlando
1296
00:52:36.429 --> 00:52:38.139
Bloom in it as well playing one of his brothers.
1297
00:52:38.619 --> 00:52:39.139
God damn.
1298
00:52:39.219 --> 00:52:48.000
It is a great movie. I actually based a tour trailer.
1299
00:52:48.440 --> 00:52:50.969
Off that, where I was dressed as Ned Kelly.
1300
00:52:51.219 --> 00:52:53.349
No shit. Yeah. So do you know the whole Ned
1301
00:52:53.369 --> 00:52:54.710
Kelly thing? I do not know. Okay, sorry.
1302
00:52:54.730 --> 00:52:57.829
So at the very end, like the thing he's famous for,
1303
00:52:57.869 --> 00:52:59.530
and they still have it in a museum, I'm pretty sure.
1304
00:52:59.550 --> 00:52:59.929
Yeah, I've seen it.
1305
00:53:00.110 --> 00:53:02.150
He has a, that's so cool. So where he was
1306
00:53:02.190 --> 00:53:04.239
hung and everything, in the old Melbourne jail where he
1307
00:53:04.260 --> 00:53:06.340
was hung, I've seen his suit of armor. It's in
1308
00:53:06.380 --> 00:53:09.510
the- He's like a lion man. He built a metal
1309
00:53:09.630 --> 00:53:11.090
suit to have a shootout with the cops.
1310
00:53:11.110 --> 00:53:15.150
I'll show you a photo. This is in the late 1800s. Wait, editor,
1311
00:53:15.230 --> 00:53:18.630
pull up that metal suit because it's fucking insane. Pull
1312
00:53:18.670 --> 00:53:21.269
up the actual one in the museum and then the
1313
00:53:21.329 --> 00:53:22.630
paintings of him doing the shootout.
1314
00:53:22.650 --> 00:53:23.090
That's not him.
1315
00:53:23.110 --> 00:53:24.230
That's a giant statue.
1316
00:53:24.250 --> 00:53:26.900
It's a weird thing to show you. He's just this.
1317
00:53:26.820 --> 00:53:29.780
Crazy fucking outlaw like Jesse James is in America.
1318
00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:31.960
That's his actual suit. That's the one that I saw
1319
00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:32.679
in Melbourne. God damn.
1320
00:53:33.070 --> 00:53:35.090
Yeah, so it's got like a little bit of musket
1321
00:53:35.110 --> 00:53:36.710
balls or I guess from back.
1322
00:53:36.630 --> 00:53:36.949
In the day.
1323
00:53:36.969 --> 00:53:38.190
Yeah, he took one of the dirt there that went through,
1324
00:53:38.210 --> 00:53:38.710
I think.
1325
00:53:38.809 --> 00:53:40.769
Yeah, they might have had mini balls by that time.
1326
00:53:41.050 --> 00:53:44.590
What is it? 1860s maybe thereabouts, 1830s, I don't know.
1327
00:53:44.949 --> 00:53:45.809
Dude, that art.
1328
00:53:46.469 --> 00:53:47.010
It's cool, eh?
1329
00:53:47.530 --> 00:53:49.739
So he's like a folklore hero because even though he
1330
00:53:49.780 --> 00:53:52.139
killed police officers and stuff like that, he was like
1331
00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:56.199
they were all sort of treated badly at the time
1332
00:53:56.260 --> 00:53:59.780
by the police and, you know, poor white people, you know,
1333
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:02.429
I feel that. I feel I get treated badly by
1334
00:54:02.449 --> 00:54:05.570
the police because of the colour of my skin. It's
1335
00:54:05.590 --> 00:54:07.690
kind of like a Robin Hood type.
1336
00:54:07.889 --> 00:54:08.750
Yeah.
1337
00:54:08.849 --> 00:54:12.809
And so Ned Kelly, I'm pretty sure. Benny, Scottish. He
1338
00:54:12.829 --> 00:54:13.829
was Scottish, I'm pretty sure.
1339
00:54:13.849 --> 00:54:14.530
Irish.
1340
00:54:14.610 --> 00:54:14.869
Irish.
1341
00:54:15.389 --> 00:54:17.949
And so the English were the coppers. Fucking show over
1342
00:54:17.969 --> 00:54:18.809
there like, hell yeah.
1343
00:54:19.230 --> 00:54:20.170
You know what I mean?
1344
00:54:20.190 --> 00:54:22.710
So all the English and the English- They moved halfway
1345
00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:24.789
across the world to still shoot the British.
1346
00:54:25.050 --> 00:54:25.550
Exactly.
1347
00:54:25.949 --> 00:54:28.329
But the British were horrible people to the Irish and
1348
00:54:28.349 --> 00:54:31.150
the Scottish, taking them over for years, the potato famine,
1349
00:54:31.190 --> 00:54:32.349
all that type of stuff. I heard there were some
1350
00:54:32.389 --> 00:54:36.239
troubles over this. Yeah, well, that's the Irish and the Irish. Yeah,
1351
00:54:36.380 --> 00:54:38.820
Irish and the Irish first. Well, the English, you know,
1352
00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:39.360
it's a whole thing.
1353
00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:40.559
Irish, yeah. He was Irish.
1354
00:54:40.840 --> 00:54:41.639
IR something.
1355
00:54:41.659 --> 00:54:43.989
I can't remember the term. He was Irish, right? Yep.
1356
00:54:44.010 --> 00:54:45.289
What year was it? He died in 1860s. Fuck, I
1357
00:54:45.289 --> 00:54:45.570
nailed that.
1358
00:54:45.590 --> 00:54:45.639
1860s.
1359
00:54:45.630 --> 00:54:47.190
Go Butterfield. His father died in 1866. 1879, I think,
1360
00:54:47.210 --> 00:54:47.809
was the armor thing.
1361
00:54:47.849 --> 00:54:47.989
Right.
1362
00:54:48.110 --> 00:54:50.710
Yeah, 1880 is when he died at age 25. He
1363
00:54:50.730 --> 00:54:52.170
built that shit.
1364
00:54:52.230 --> 00:55:05.050
Yeah. He wasn't- Iron Man it was he bent some
1365
00:55:05.090 --> 00:55:09.070
steel yeah yeah yeah and he had metal floating around
1366
00:55:09.130 --> 00:55:11.650
on his body and he used this iron core thing
1367
00:55:13.010 --> 00:55:15.989
to protect his heart from the metal it was crazy
1368
00:55:16.110 --> 00:55:18.010
ahead of his time but not Iron Man so at
1369
00:55:18.030 --> 00:55:20.909
the at the Glen Rowan steam powered.
1370
00:55:20.530 --> 00:55:24.909
Suit Kelly built this in a cave with a box
1371
00:55:24.969 --> 00:55:26.369
of scraps.
1372
00:55:27.110 --> 00:55:31.550
The loudest Iron Man steam powered suit yeah.
1373
00:55:33.110 --> 00:55:35.409
Oh, the autism's loving it.
1374
00:55:36.429 --> 00:55:37.150
Oh, my God.
1375
00:55:38.550 --> 00:55:39.789
Oh, that tastes like shit.
1376
00:55:40.130 --> 00:55:41.269
So it's tequila.
1377
00:55:41.309 --> 00:55:42.550
Why am I drinking tequila?
1378
00:55:42.570 --> 00:55:44.030
Tequila smash.
1379
00:55:44.469 --> 00:55:47.780
So the story is great. The story's great.
1380
00:55:48.099 --> 00:55:50.320
The shootout happens at the Glenrowan Hotel, I think, off
1381
00:55:50.340 --> 00:55:53.199
the top of my head. And, you know, he robs
1382
00:55:53.260 --> 00:55:56.239
the banks on the way, all on horse, and it
1383
00:55:56.280 --> 00:55:59.400
lives out in the bush. He's hiding from everyone. And
1384
00:55:59.420 --> 00:56:01.519
there's all these tales of different sort of, you know,
1385
00:56:01.539 --> 00:56:04.780
bush rangers and stuff. living up and down the coasts
1386
00:56:04.820 --> 00:56:08.250
of Australia at this time. But he has this shootout
1387
00:56:08.269 --> 00:56:10.650
with all these police. They bring in this South African,
1388
00:56:10.670 --> 00:56:13.889
almost like a general, to take him down. And they've
1389
00:56:13.909 --> 00:56:17.719
got all these outrageous rewards for his capture.
1390
00:56:17.739 --> 00:56:19.460
They all want him dead. And he runs out.
1391
00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:22.360
His brothers die in the gunfight. He runs out with
1392
00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:24.739
his suit of armor on, shooting at the police. It's
1393
00:56:24.780 --> 00:56:28.119
just like a mad story of man versus government that time.
1394
00:56:28.820 --> 00:56:29.840
Because against the main.
1395
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:31.880
You always have these cool stories of like, you know,
1396
00:56:31.900 --> 00:56:35.139
the Robin Hoods, the Jesse James is like the American equivalent,
1397
00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:38.179
I would think. And then, but Ned Kelly's is so
1398
00:56:38.260 --> 00:56:40.179
interesting because you cap it off. Like you have all
1399
00:56:40.219 --> 00:56:43.909
these stories that, you know, obviously they've been hyperbolized over
1400
00:56:43.949 --> 00:56:46.130
the years and stuff like that. You know, added stories
1401
00:56:46.190 --> 00:56:47.650
to it that may or may not have happened or
1402
00:56:47.690 --> 00:56:48.579
probably didn't happen that way.
1403
00:56:48.590 --> 00:56:48.869
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1404
00:56:49.349 --> 00:56:51.530
But then Ned fucking Kelly caps it off with this
1405
00:56:51.789 --> 00:56:54.250
legendary gunfight with that suit of armor.
1406
00:56:54.329 --> 00:56:57.329
It's just so unique. Yeah, people love it. And that movie,
1407
00:56:57.670 --> 00:56:58.869
it's been a long time since I've seen it, but
1408
00:56:58.889 --> 00:56:59.190
it's good.
1409
00:56:59.769 --> 00:57:02.380
I've never heard of this guy. Really? Yeah, this is
1410
00:57:02.389 --> 00:57:04.739
the first time I've ever heard this story. That's really cool.
1411
00:57:04.929 --> 00:57:06.800
Okay, could you guess what movie?
1412
00:57:06.860 --> 00:57:08.519
I'm a young man.
1413
00:57:08.619 --> 00:57:16.500
It's like 1999. My dad's cooking breakfast on a Saturday morning.
1414
00:57:16.619 --> 00:57:19.409
This comes up on Spike TV. It's my first introduction
1415
00:57:19.449 --> 00:57:21.889
to Australia. Cowboy movie.
1416
00:57:22.469 --> 00:57:23.329
A cowboy movie?
1417
00:57:23.449 --> 00:57:23.789
Yeah.
1418
00:57:23.909 --> 00:57:24.329
I already know.
1419
00:57:24.710 --> 00:57:28.659
You already know? Quigley Down Under. Yep. Never heard of it.
1420
00:57:28.760 --> 00:57:29.820
That long shot.
1421
00:57:30.019 --> 00:57:31.699
The fucking shooting the jug or whatever.
1422
00:57:31.780 --> 00:57:33.480
You've never heard of Quigley Down Under? Not.
1423
00:57:34.670 --> 00:57:38.190
Is that like Outback Steakhouse?
1424
00:57:38.309 --> 00:57:40.849
That was the first time I've ever heard of Australia.
1425
00:57:40.909 --> 00:57:41.449
Yeah, right.
1426
00:57:41.489 --> 00:57:43.590
No, there's no Quigley's.
1427
00:57:43.659 --> 00:57:46.119
They hire this old cowboy guy to go down and
1428
00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:47.119
shoot Aborigines.
1429
00:57:47.300 --> 00:57:48.239
It was Tom Selleck.
1430
00:57:48.400 --> 00:57:51.639
The Tom Selleck dude. Oh my God.
1431
00:57:51.659 --> 00:57:52.860
They hire him to shoot Aborigines.
1432
00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:53.929
It looks like a p * * *.
1433
00:57:54.559 --> 00:57:56.900
It has fucking like Alan Rickman's in it.
1434
00:57:56.920 --> 00:57:58.940
Yeah, Rickman's the bad guy.
1435
00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:01.940
Yeah, Rickman's the bad guy in it. It's like a big,
1436
00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:04.039
it's a large western thing.
1437
00:58:04.309 --> 00:58:05.610
Yeah, right.
1438
00:58:06.449 --> 00:58:08.539
There's a lot of great Australian movies, but no, I
1439
00:58:08.860 --> 00:58:12.019
haven't seen that. Well, there's a couple of good Australian movies.
1440
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:13.260
Not a lot.
1441
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:18.039
But he's using a Sharps 52 Buffalo rifle.
1442
00:58:18.699 --> 00:58:20.469
I thought you were going to say Crocodile Dundee.
1443
00:58:21.289 --> 00:58:24.929
No, the famous shot. I was actually shocked. I was.
1444
00:58:25.889 --> 00:58:28.469
I'm shocked to find out now that it was actually
1445
00:58:28.510 --> 00:58:30.090
filmed in Victoria, Australia.
1446
00:58:30.190 --> 00:58:31.030
Yeah, right. Okay.
1447
00:58:31.090 --> 00:58:35.179
Well, the Victorian sort of landscape is very green and
1448
00:58:35.300 --> 00:58:38.320
lush and sort of like almost like a rainforest meets
1449
00:58:38.360 --> 00:58:41.699
a farm. Like not, you know, big trees and that
1450
00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:45.360
type of stuff, but more just this beautiful greenery and lush,
1451
00:58:45.500 --> 00:58:48.920
cooled sort of temperature. It's a very nice part. Real
1452
00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:51.300
woke people in Victoria, like just the worst people of
1453
00:58:51.360 --> 00:58:54.119
all time, just all blue-haired, painful pieces of shit that
1454
00:58:54.139 --> 00:58:56.050
deserve– So anyway, Austin.
1455
00:58:56.389 --> 00:58:58.739
Yeah. You're going to Austin tomorrow.
1456
00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:00.059
You're like, damn it.
1457
00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:03.340
We're going to give you a sharp 52 rifle. I
1458
00:59:03.380 --> 00:59:05.789
think through all of our years in business on the internet,
1459
00:59:05.829 --> 00:59:08.409
we've all used Shopify. I've used it for merch and
1460
00:59:08.429 --> 00:59:09.969
my skate shop and a couple other businesses.
1461
00:59:10.780 --> 00:59:14.489
I will actually agree 100% on that. Everything we do
1462
00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:15.780
is run through Shopify.
1463
00:59:15.929 --> 00:59:17.289
Even bunkers run through Shopify.
1464
00:59:17.590 --> 00:59:20.210
Our shoes, which is a separate company, is run through
1465
00:59:20.250 --> 00:59:23.469
Shopify and they talk together because of Shopify.
1466
00:59:23.670 --> 00:59:25.090
Shopify runs the world.
1467
00:59:25.530 --> 00:59:27.849
Did you know Shopify will actually help you design a
1468
00:59:27.909 --> 00:59:29.090
website also, Cody?
1469
00:59:29.250 --> 00:59:29.670
I didn't know that.
1470
00:59:30.369 --> 00:59:34.159
About starting an online store when I started my career online,
1471
00:59:34.489 --> 00:59:37.960
and Shopify just made it super, super easy for my dumb.
1472
00:59:38.119 --> 00:59:40.739
Brandon, what happens if people haven't heard about my brand, though?
1473
00:59:40.860 --> 00:59:41.900
That's actually easy, Eli.
1474
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Step support, bro. You got my back. And your front.
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And 10% of all e-commerce in the U.S. From household
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01:00:02.050 --> 01:00:05.250
names like Mattel or Gymshark to new brands just getting started.
1483
01:00:05.550 --> 01:00:08.630
On some shoes, on some merch, bunker.
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01:00:08.969 --> 01:00:11.150
No, we've all been doing this for over a decade
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01:00:11.190 --> 01:00:14.090
and Shopify is the easiest e-commerce platform we've ever used.
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01:00:14.250 --> 01:00:15.969
I think every single one of us has used Shopify
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at one point.
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I think all our businesses right now are using Shopify.
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01:00:20.199 --> 01:00:23.199
No, except mine, but that's because it's guns. Can't do that.
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01:00:23.500 --> 01:00:28.119
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1496
01:00:41.969 --> 01:00:46.519
The problem with the difference between Australian full-on lefties and
1497
01:00:46.559 --> 01:00:49.760
the American ones is I feel like What people would
1498
01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:52.349
say is woke in Austin isn't woke enough in Victoria.
1499
01:00:52.369 --> 01:00:55.469
Well, maybe I don't know enough about Austin. You're probably right.
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01:00:56.010 --> 01:00:57.050
I will say that.
1501
01:00:57.090 --> 01:00:59.289
I was just going to say, I've never been there,
1502
01:00:59.369 --> 01:01:01.389
but I would assume that I would take an Austin
1503
01:01:01.409 --> 01:01:03.030
lefty over a Victoria lefty.
1504
01:01:03.110 --> 01:01:09.079
Melbourne, which is in Victoria, protests every weekend, all the time,
1505
01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:13.219
always about something similar. They're always protesting. They hate comedy,
1506
01:01:13.239 --> 01:01:15.519
even though they have the Melbourne Comedy Festival. They hate
1507
01:01:15.559 --> 01:01:17.909
any comedian that dare go there and say something that's
1508
01:01:18.489 --> 01:01:21.110
unjust or punching down. Punching down is the big thing
1509
01:01:21.150 --> 01:01:22.889
in comedy that you're not allowed to do in Australia.
1510
01:01:23.570 --> 01:01:26.650
Every good piece of comedy has a victim, though. That's
1511
01:01:26.730 --> 01:01:29.949
why I've been cancelled five times. And I'm not trying
1512
01:01:29.969 --> 01:01:31.369
to be like, look at me, I've been cancelled five times.
1513
01:01:31.389 --> 01:01:34.369
They're not by crazy things either. One was an Aboriginal joke.
1514
01:01:34.429 --> 01:01:37.010
One was a Christchurch massacre joke, right? Hilarious stuff.
1515
01:01:37.530 --> 01:01:38.210
Another one was.
1516
01:01:40.110 --> 01:01:44.409
I got a Holocaust joke I got in the Israel
1517
01:01:44.469 --> 01:01:45.429
Times because of that.
1518
01:01:45.449 --> 01:01:46.179
They wrote a piece of me.
1519
01:01:46.409 --> 01:01:48.969
The crime reporter from the Herald Sun in Melbourne called
1520
01:01:49.010 --> 01:01:52.579
me up after that, right? They called me for comment
1521
01:01:52.739 --> 01:01:53.920
about a joke about the Holocaust.
1522
01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:58.019
I said, allegedly, I said, I did, to this lady.
1523
01:01:58.920 --> 01:02:01.920
I said to this lady, she complained to me about
1524
01:02:01.940 --> 01:02:04.179
a Holocaust joke in an email, and I replied, if
1525
01:02:04.199 --> 01:02:05.659
you can't stand the heat, stay out of the oven.
1526
01:02:05.679 --> 01:02:06.559
That's all I said, right?
1527
01:02:07.360 --> 01:02:07.489
And.
1528
01:02:09.179 --> 01:02:11.030
It shouldn't have been an email form. That's not good.
1529
01:02:11.170 --> 01:02:13.630
All right? That's not good. You're like, I have one regret.
1530
01:02:13.670 --> 01:02:15.809
I put it in writing.
1531
01:02:15.809 --> 01:02:16.170
100%.
1532
01:02:16.170 --> 01:02:22.110
Because the screenshot was in the fucking article. It was
1533
01:02:22.170 --> 01:02:23.030
a joke.
1534
01:02:23.849 --> 01:02:26.050
It's right there. And it looks horrible. Did you see it? Yes,
1535
01:02:26.090 --> 01:02:26.530
that is my email.
1536
01:02:26.550 --> 01:02:29.690
So this poor lady's there texting at home going, you
1537
01:02:29.730 --> 01:02:32.849
fucking cockhead, yada, yada, yada. And I was about to
1538
01:02:32.889 --> 01:02:34.329
walk on stage. So I was fired up.
1539
01:02:34.409 --> 01:02:36.190
I was like, yep, I'm ready. I'm ready to go.
1540
01:02:36.250 --> 01:02:36.849
And she sends me that.
1541
01:02:36.869 --> 01:02:38.639
And I go, if you can't stand the heat, I
1542
01:02:38.659 --> 01:02:39.579
thought it was hilarious.
1543
01:02:39.619 --> 01:02:39.929
And anyway.
1544
01:02:40.469 --> 01:02:40.769
I was.
1545
01:02:40.789 --> 01:02:43.610
I feel like as a comedian, it's okay to punch down.
1546
01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:46.219
As long as you punch down on everyone.
1547
01:02:46.280 --> 01:02:47.000
Yeah, yeah.
1548
01:02:47.019 --> 01:02:48.059
Not white people, but yeah.
1549
01:02:48.440 --> 01:02:49.500
I agree.
1550
01:02:50.059 --> 01:02:54.260
And that's my personal opinion. And that in itself was
1551
01:02:54.320 --> 01:02:56.860
a joke. And it's like, you just feed it. Because
1552
01:02:56.880 --> 01:02:59.320
to me, the most important thing with comedy is context.
1553
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:00.039
Yeah.
1554
01:03:00.059 --> 01:03:02.730
There's not actual, it's not a fucking hate crime. You're
1555
01:03:02.769 --> 01:03:03.889
just being funny.
1556
01:03:04.130 --> 01:03:05.630
Yeah, absolutely. And you don't have to find it funny.
1557
01:03:05.670 --> 01:03:06.110
That's fine.
1558
01:03:06.510 --> 01:03:08.949
It's just understand that it's said in jest. So last
1559
01:03:08.969 --> 01:03:11.349
time I was on this show- I was telling a
1560
01:03:11.389 --> 01:03:15.110
story about being taken to the Human Rights Commission. And
1561
01:03:15.670 --> 01:03:18.550
that happened after a joke about Aboriginal people. Now- Yeah,
1562
01:03:18.570 --> 01:03:21.019
he had to like- Like had to?
1563
01:03:21.139 --> 01:03:23.059
Yes. This is like court mandated? You had to go
1564
01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:24.159
to court about this.
1565
01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:29.099
So court, it was like to front a board of
1566
01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:32.409
officials sort of thing. So call it court, call it
1567
01:03:32.809 --> 01:03:36.650
whatever you want. The Human Rights Commission of Queensland, came
1568
01:03:36.670 --> 01:03:39.510
to me because I put a post on TikTok of
1569
01:03:39.630 --> 01:03:43.449
me performing stand-up, just two jokes. And this lady, one
1570
01:03:43.489 --> 01:03:46.300
lady complained about it, said she feared for her life
1571
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:49.940
and her children's lives because she was a part of
1572
01:03:49.980 --> 01:03:53.059
the Aboriginal community in Australia. And these jokes weren't like,
1573
01:03:54.960 --> 01:03:57.159
They were mean, but they weren't that bad. It was
1574
01:03:57.199 --> 01:04:01.829
just about trans people and whatever, normal stuff, normal round-the-dinner-table
1575
01:04:01.849 --> 01:04:02.250
sort of stuff.
1576
01:04:02.750 --> 01:04:04.750
I'm very curious on the joke now.
1577
01:04:04.889 --> 01:04:08.590
No, it was literally about I'd never seen personally a
1578
01:04:08.630 --> 01:04:10.150
transgender person.
1579
01:04:10.130 --> 01:04:11.349
Who was also Aboriginal.
1580
01:04:11.429 --> 01:04:13.550
Maybe they were hard to find because all the ladies
1581
01:04:13.690 --> 01:04:14.690
already looked like dudes.
1582
01:04:15.849 --> 01:04:17.840
That's all it was. That's all it was.
1583
01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:20.099
That's so like on the scale of like one to
1584
01:04:20.099 --> 01:04:22.139
10 offensive. That's like a six and a half. Not
1585
01:04:22.179 --> 01:04:22.539
that bad.
1586
01:04:22.860 --> 01:04:24.159
And also not true.
1587
01:04:24.199 --> 01:04:26.639
There are very attractive Aboriginal ladies.
1588
01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:27.260
I've never seen them.
1589
01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:30.050
They're very, I've heard about them. You're sure they're there.
1590
01:04:30.090 --> 01:04:31.389
I'm sure they are. I don't want to do the
1591
01:04:31.530 --> 01:04:36.409
chat GPT. Just like the Yowie. No, no Yowie's. I'm
1592
01:04:36.429 --> 01:04:40.170
not connecting the dots. I'll do it. I don't live there.
1593
01:04:41.630 --> 01:04:45.619
Now. So yeah, so they said to me, you have
1594
01:04:45.639 --> 01:04:48.179
to appear in front of this board, this committee on
1595
01:04:48.300 --> 01:04:50.590
this date. And it was the date that my son
1596
01:04:50.610 --> 01:04:52.610
was due that week. And so I was like, I'm
1597
01:04:52.670 --> 01:04:54.469
not going to that. And they're like, fine, well, we'll
1598
01:04:54.489 --> 01:04:55.789
give you another date. And I said, I'm not going
1599
01:04:55.809 --> 01:04:58.400
to that. I thought you meant the birth of your
1600
01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:00.179
son I'm not gonna lie.
1601
01:04:59.860 --> 01:05:05.239
Babe I got this Thing Sorry rules is rules.
1602
01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:08.000
I literally got served papers in it Like a manila
1603
01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:09.300
folder The whole thing.
1604
01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:11.380
Oh shit And it's a far drive right It was a.
1605
01:05:11.519 --> 01:05:14.300
Oh it's like from here to California maybe Eight hours
1606
01:05:14.360 --> 01:05:14.630
I don't.
1607
01:05:14.550 --> 01:05:19.570
Know if that's further Probably further Imagine making a joke
1608
01:05:19.610 --> 01:05:20.789
And then being like you have to go here I
1609
01:05:20.809 --> 01:05:22.829
didn't even do the joke in that state I know
1610
01:05:22.869 --> 01:05:24.050
that's what's fucking wild to.
1611
01:05:24.090 --> 01:05:26.760
Me Here to Cali is like 15 hours Okay, so
1612
01:05:26.800 --> 01:05:27.480
it's a long drive.
1613
01:05:27.539 --> 01:05:27.980
Yeah, drive.
1614
01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:28.800
That's a long one.
1615
01:05:29.000 --> 01:05:29.940
But like an hour.
1616
01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:32.170
Flight or whatever it was to Queensland. Still, I'm not
1617
01:05:32.190 --> 01:05:33.989
going to drive an hour. I'm not going to go
1618
01:05:34.010 --> 01:05:34.989
in front of- Why did you have to go there?
1619
01:05:35.010 --> 01:05:37.449
Exactly. Exactly. It didn't even happen there.
1620
01:05:37.769 --> 01:05:37.969
Yeah.
1621
01:05:38.050 --> 01:05:41.219
TikTok's not there. TikTok's not based in Queensland.
1622
01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:42.519
It's only where you flew to China.
1623
01:05:42.539 --> 01:05:43.599
Yeah.
1624
01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:44.619
ByteDance.
1625
01:05:44.719 --> 01:05:49.019
Great to see it. So this went on for two
1626
01:05:49.099 --> 01:05:52.119
years and only just got rectified last year where they
1627
01:05:52.159 --> 01:05:55.900
dropped the case, obviously. But, yeah, I was asking my
1628
01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:58.849
lawyer who, by the way, great guy, but is a
1629
01:05:58.909 --> 01:06:03.389
lawyer in conveyancing and has no idea with anything to
1630
01:06:03.409 --> 01:06:05.690
do with, you know, fucking this shit.
1631
01:06:06.050 --> 01:06:08.590
And no one did. No, it's a completely, a lot
1632
01:06:08.610 --> 01:06:11.789
of people don't understand. You have to be very specific
1633
01:06:11.869 --> 01:06:13.820
with your lawyer, depending on what you're doing.
1634
01:06:13.840 --> 01:06:15.099
Yeah, it has to be different lawyers.
1635
01:06:15.380 --> 01:06:17.639
Yes. Otherwise, the lawyers are just going to be like, oh,
1636
01:06:17.639 --> 01:06:20.039
fuck it, dude. I don't know, dude. Speed tickets, dog.
1637
01:06:20.079 --> 01:06:24.079
I don't know this entertainment lawyer versus a contract lawyer.
1638
01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:26.449
So we had no idea. And it went on.
1639
01:06:26.510 --> 01:06:30.610
And then I got letters saying that it had advanced
1640
01:06:30.650 --> 01:06:33.269
to the next step. And she wanted me to be
1641
01:06:33.369 --> 01:06:34.610
trained and apologize.
1642
01:06:34.630 --> 01:06:35.980
Yes. That was the big thing.
1643
01:06:36.159 --> 01:06:41.320
She wanted me to undergo training, sensitivity training, and apologize.
1644
01:06:42.260 --> 01:06:44.800
And so basically since that.
1645
01:06:44.980 --> 01:06:45.889
As a comedian.
1646
01:06:46.010 --> 01:06:46.659
Oh, dude.
1647
01:06:47.110 --> 01:06:49.449
But you don't understand what the comedy industry is like
1648
01:06:49.489 --> 01:06:52.170
in Australia. It's like do not cross the boundaries or
1649
01:06:52.250 --> 01:06:55.409
you are fucked. You're not going to because it's built
1650
01:06:55.449 --> 01:06:57.130
on the back of TV. There's this thing called the
1651
01:06:57.170 --> 01:07:00.099
International Comedy Festival in Melbourne. And that goes on the
1652
01:07:00.119 --> 01:07:03.429
TV every year. At least it was this way when
1653
01:07:03.469 --> 01:07:04.809
I started 11 years.
1654
01:07:04.670 --> 01:07:05.130
Ago, right?
1655
01:07:06.750 --> 01:07:08.329
It was built on the back of if you were
1656
01:07:08.369 --> 01:07:10.050
going to be famous, if you were going to make money,
1657
01:07:10.070 --> 01:07:12.429
and these guys can only sell tickets in Melbourne and Sydney.
1658
01:07:12.449 --> 01:07:12.849
By the way.
1659
01:07:12.869 --> 01:07:16.730
They can't do it anywhere else. You have to go
1660
01:07:16.769 --> 01:07:19.269
on the TV. You have to be G-rated enough. You
1661
01:07:19.289 --> 01:07:22.349
could probably go PG, that sort of thing, which, you know,
1662
01:07:23.090 --> 01:07:24.630
what's that? Do you guys have PG?
1663
01:07:24.949 --> 01:07:26.809
Yeah, I mean, you're a kid. PG-13 sort of thing? Yeah,
1664
01:07:26.829 --> 01:07:28.550
still a kid. That sort of thing.
1665
01:07:30.099 --> 01:07:31.820
You have to play by their rules or they're just
1666
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:33.989
going to snub you. They're going, nah, not happening. So
1667
01:07:34.010 --> 01:07:36.449
you can't even swear? You could probably, they could get
1668
01:07:36.469 --> 01:07:38.690
away with like one or two fucks. Yeah, that's not
1669
01:07:38.710 --> 01:07:39.170
PG here.
1670
01:07:39.449 --> 01:07:41.349
No. That's PG-13. Right.
1671
01:07:41.389 --> 01:07:42.730
PG-13, you get like one fuck. Yeah.
1672
01:07:43.110 --> 01:07:44.170
Yeah. Right.
1673
01:07:44.409 --> 01:07:45.489
Yeah. So three shits.
1674
01:07:46.530 --> 01:07:50.389
Is it really? Yeah. Three shits, one fuck, two cum slots.
1675
01:07:50.570 --> 01:07:52.170
No, you get like three to five shits.
1676
01:07:52.210 --> 01:07:55.130
Yeah, it's a nice mathematical equation.
1677
01:07:55.150 --> 01:07:56.800
Yeah, if you throw one cum slot in, you can
1678
01:07:56.929 --> 01:07:57.639
only have a fuck.
1679
01:07:57.780 --> 01:07:57.860
One.
1680
01:07:58.380 --> 01:08:00.110
But I know if I made your joke in America,
1681
01:08:00.150 --> 01:08:02.429
I wouldn't have to do two years of my life
1682
01:08:02.469 --> 01:08:04.210
trying to fucking make up for it in the course
1683
01:08:04.309 --> 01:08:04.449
of this.
1684
01:08:04.489 --> 01:08:07.670
Well, I'm just shocked that there's a legal ramification to it.
1685
01:08:08.050 --> 01:08:10.050
So I kept asking that question. I was like, can
1686
01:08:10.090 --> 01:08:10.909
I be locked up here?
1687
01:08:10.949 --> 01:08:11.550
Can I be fined?
1688
01:08:11.570 --> 01:08:15.300
And the lawyer kept going, there's no case that I
1689
01:08:15.320 --> 01:08:17.159
can go off here. There's no case law. This hasn't
1690
01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:17.979
been tried.
1691
01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:19.039
Those type of things.
1692
01:08:19.100 --> 01:08:21.039
In New South Wales right now, I just wrote a
1693
01:08:21.060 --> 01:08:22.520
video on it and I filmed it before I came
1694
01:08:22.539 --> 01:08:25.130
over to America. about a new New South Wales law
1695
01:08:25.149 --> 01:08:28.770
that has been put in place to curb anti-Semitism, right?
1696
01:08:28.789 --> 01:08:30.800
Because there's too much anti-Semitism. I was doing it back
1697
01:08:30.810 --> 01:08:35.000
before it was cool. And that was a big thing
1698
01:08:35.020 --> 01:08:36.439
when I did the Jew joke. They were like, you
1699
01:08:36.460 --> 01:08:36.800
hate Jews.
1700
01:08:36.819 --> 01:08:40.840
I was like, I don't know any Jews. I'm from Newcastle, Australia.
1701
01:08:40.859 --> 01:08:43.199
There's two Jews here, all right? And they work at
1702
01:08:43.229 --> 01:08:44.229
the bank if you want to talk to them.
1703
01:08:46.069 --> 01:08:52.960
Allegedly. I'll be damned. Surprise, Pikachu.
1704
01:08:55.739 --> 01:08:58.750
And, yeah, so I completely lost my place again. It
1705
01:08:58.789 --> 01:09:01.960
must be the tequila. But yeah, it's- I think it's
1706
01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:02.560
the Jews.
1707
01:09:02.819 --> 01:09:04.960
It's the Jews. Well, they're running the world and running
1708
01:09:04.979 --> 01:09:08.859
my mind. They scrambled your Neuralink bastards. Yeah.
1709
01:09:09.039 --> 01:09:11.500
It's that fucking meme of like, oh yeah, when I
1710
01:09:11.560 --> 01:09:14.159
finally are, when everybody's got the Elon Musk Neuralink and
1711
01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:16.640
somebody cuts me off in traffic. So I hack into
1712
01:09:16.680 --> 01:09:20.920
his to make him gender dysphoric.
1713
01:09:21.020 --> 01:09:22.970
F * * * me now. I cast f *
1714
01:09:22.890 --> 01:09:23.229
* * here.
1715
01:09:24.630 --> 01:09:28.010
So then you're pretty. The New South Wales law, right?
1716
01:09:28.850 --> 01:09:31.229
That's what I was trying to talk about. And I
1717
01:09:31.409 --> 01:09:36.199
sidetracked myself again. The law is now, this has been
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01:09:36.220 --> 01:09:39.159
sort of passed through. It's the same in Victoria or
1719
01:09:39.180 --> 01:09:41.680
similar in Victoria. They passed it like at night too,
1720
01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:43.880
was one of those sort of things. Like it happens overnight.
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01:09:44.020 --> 01:09:44.520
So sus.
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01:09:45.649 --> 01:09:47.909
Everything good gets passed in the cover of night. In
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01:09:47.949 --> 01:09:48.510
the middle of the night.
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01:09:48.550 --> 01:09:49.250
There's three people there.
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01:09:49.289 --> 01:09:54.630
That's how you know this is out for everybody's best interest. Where,
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01:09:54.729 --> 01:09:56.630
and I don't have the exact word, you know, this
1727
01:09:56.670 --> 01:10:01.060
is not verbatim, but the sort of general understanding around
1728
01:10:01.100 --> 01:10:05.520
it is if you say something that could be construed
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01:10:05.920 --> 01:10:11.739
as advocating violence, which means anything, by the way. Construed
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01:10:11.779 --> 01:10:12.500
is the problem.
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01:10:12.619 --> 01:10:12.880
Right.
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01:10:13.380 --> 01:10:17.560
For example, Not construed, but for a reasonable person would
1733
01:10:17.600 --> 01:10:21.319
say that it's, and because it's so vague, anyone with
1734
01:10:21.359 --> 01:10:25.359
enough money can argue that case in court. Basically, if
1735
01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:28.319
I say something about Jews, you know, you come for
1736
01:10:28.359 --> 01:10:30.899
me for that. You can drag me through court if
1737
01:10:30.939 --> 01:10:32.659
you want to, if you really wanted to. If I
1738
01:10:32.699 --> 01:10:37.609
say something about Aboriginal people or anyone, you can do that.
1739
01:10:37.670 --> 01:10:39.430
Does it have to have taken place in Australia? It
1740
01:10:39.449 --> 01:10:40.649
has taken place in Australia.
1741
01:10:40.670 --> 01:10:40.750
Yeah.
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01:10:41.060 --> 01:10:43.939
Which is why the Patreon special, I'm going to go off,
1743
01:10:46.420 --> 01:10:48.529
which is what, in the law at the end of it,
1744
01:10:48.859 --> 01:10:53.270
it basically says there is no exceptions. Comedy is not protected.
1745
01:10:53.289 --> 01:10:55.050
Satire is not protected.
1746
01:10:55.470 --> 01:10:59.289
No one. No one is protected. Film, no.
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01:11:00.170 --> 01:11:02.250
If someone feels like they have been attacked and it's
1748
01:11:02.310 --> 01:11:05.060
calling for violence, which, and this is the thing, it
1749
01:11:05.140 --> 01:11:08.199
sounds good. It sounds like it's protecting people.
1750
01:11:08.260 --> 01:11:10.590
Violence, bad. but that's not what it's doing.
1751
01:11:11.050 --> 01:11:14.930
It's opening you up to having your very words that
1752
01:11:14.970 --> 01:11:18.520
you speak and the thoughts that you think being controlled
1753
01:11:18.579 --> 01:11:21.720
by people who don't have a vested interest in your
1754
01:11:21.739 --> 01:11:24.960
best interest. In my mind, using the words of the law,
1755
01:11:25.060 --> 01:11:28.739
no reasonable person would assume a fucking comedy set is
1756
01:11:28.800 --> 01:11:29.600
a call to violence.
1757
01:11:29.779 --> 01:11:30.439
Yeah, exactly.
1758
01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:34.149
So who are these reasonable people? Reasonable in what circles?
1759
01:11:34.550 --> 01:11:37.970
Because what is offensive to me is not very reasonable
1760
01:11:37.989 --> 01:11:38.869
to other people, you know?
1761
01:11:40.350 --> 01:11:42.149
That's terrifying to me.
1762
01:11:42.170 --> 01:11:43.750
It should be.
1763
01:11:43.890 --> 01:11:46.250
A lot of trouble this group would be in.
1764
01:11:46.310 --> 01:11:47.949
I would not tour.
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01:11:47.949 --> 01:11:48.050
100%.
1766
01:11:48.050 --> 01:11:49.439
I would not tour the UK right now.
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01:11:50.479 --> 01:11:52.340
I won't do it. Oh, no. Fuck no.
1768
01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:52.840
No way.
1769
01:11:52.939 --> 01:11:53.939
Hell no. Not right now.
1770
01:11:54.739 --> 01:11:59.119
Graham or Lyman, the comic that just got arrested. What happened?
1771
01:11:59.300 --> 01:12:03.340
So he got arrested for anti-trans posts on X.
1772
01:12:04.399 --> 01:12:04.939
Armed police.
1773
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:07.420
Five armed police arrested this dude. He created Black Books.
1774
01:12:07.439 --> 01:12:09.550
You know Black Books, the show? Great show.
1775
01:12:09.609 --> 01:12:13.770
Great comedy. Got Dylan Moran in it. And what's old
1776
01:12:13.810 --> 01:12:15.170
mate's name? I've seen him live in concert.
1777
01:12:15.189 --> 01:12:15.670
Bill Bailey.
1778
01:12:15.689 --> 01:12:18.489
Bill Bailey. Great show. Really, really good show.
1779
01:12:19.449 --> 01:12:23.020
Anyway, you should watch it. He was arrested when he came.
1780
01:12:23.180 --> 01:12:24.760
Was he back from the airport or whatever? He'd come
1781
01:12:24.770 --> 01:12:26.229
back in the country. He just did Rogue and all
1782
01:12:26.260 --> 01:12:28.260
that type of stuff. And he came back in the country,
1783
01:12:28.319 --> 01:12:31.079
let's say. And, yeah, they were just waiting for him
1784
01:12:31.260 --> 01:12:33.500
at his house or his place of work. Arrested him
1785
01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:34.840
because he made these posts.
1786
01:12:34.899 --> 01:12:35.220
And now.
1787
01:12:35.739 --> 01:12:41.060
He turned up in court actually with a trans sign on. Like,
1788
01:12:41.079 --> 01:12:43.029
I don't know what this wasn't like. I love trans,
1789
01:12:43.310 --> 01:12:46.550
but it was like, like a, we're questioning the trans rhetoric.
1790
01:12:46.569 --> 01:12:47.970
I think I remember that he's standing in front of
1791
01:12:47.989 --> 01:12:49.729
the courthouse with a big sign on.
1792
01:12:50.350 --> 01:12:50.550
Yeah.
1793
01:12:50.750 --> 01:12:52.329
And it's like, I think it said, I think it
1794
01:12:52.350 --> 01:12:54.310
said like protect our kids or something like that.
1795
01:12:54.380 --> 01:12:55.659
Trans kids don't exist.
1796
01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:57.159
Yeah. Trans kids don't exist or.
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01:12:57.439 --> 01:12:58.300
Something like that.
1798
01:12:58.380 --> 01:13:00.800
And so that was his, you know, that was a
1799
01:13:00.819 --> 01:13:07.020
great statement to make. Uh, but, He has literally been
1800
01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:13.109
arrested at gunpoint by people who were there to protect him,
1801
01:13:13.390 --> 01:13:16.729
his family, everyone at the direction of someone who's been
1802
01:13:16.770 --> 01:13:21.739
elected potentially for something that he said on the fucking internet.
1803
01:13:22.260 --> 01:13:24.640
And that is crazy. And that is what's happening in Australia.
1804
01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:27.060
And this is what happens when you give.
1805
01:13:26.979 --> 01:13:27.479
Up your guns.
1806
01:13:29.579 --> 01:13:31.300
That's something that I think they just went over that
1807
01:13:31.420 --> 01:13:33.449
on the most recent, at the time of recording anyway,
1808
01:13:33.529 --> 01:13:35.890
episode of Creepcast. Because they were making fun of like
1809
01:13:35.989 --> 01:13:40.050
British fiction, like dystopian fiction. You know, V for Vendetta
1810
01:13:40.130 --> 01:13:42.600
or whatever it is. It's always the same thing.
1811
01:13:42.619 --> 01:13:47.449
Well, if our government wasn't made of good people. Like
1812
01:13:47.489 --> 01:13:48.859
that's all their dystopian shit.
1813
01:13:48.880 --> 01:13:51.000
And I'm like, well, I hate to break it to you,
1814
01:13:51.039 --> 01:13:53.520
but pretty much no government is made of good people.
1815
01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:57.060
Yeah. That's the wild thing is that idea. It's just
1816
01:13:57.079 --> 01:13:59.119
going to be inherently good because it's government.
1817
01:13:59.159 --> 01:14:00.149
And this is the same with laws.
1818
01:14:00.170 --> 01:14:00.630
It's always privileged.
1819
01:14:00.829 --> 01:14:03.310
It's the same with laws being... Like in Australia, I
1820
01:14:03.350 --> 01:14:05.029
say this in videos that I make about this topic.
1821
01:14:05.069 --> 01:14:07.369
It's like, you might support this now because you're some
1822
01:14:07.409 --> 01:14:10.810
woke lefty piece of shit. But.
1823
01:14:12.260 --> 01:14:13.439
Who's to say that it's not going to be a
1824
01:14:13.500 --> 01:14:15.500
far right leader in a hundred years time. And this
1825
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:18.060
is going to be written in law that you're celebrating
1826
01:14:18.119 --> 01:14:20.510
right now. And it's going to be used against whoever.
1827
01:14:20.689 --> 01:14:23.510
That was something relevant to like at time of recording anyway,
1828
01:14:23.609 --> 01:14:26.710
God knows when this comes out, but about the, the whole,
1829
01:14:26.750 --> 01:14:29.970
like the transgender shooting stuff and like, just talking about like, oh, well,
1830
01:14:29.989 --> 01:14:31.789
you know, the DOJ is now looking at classifying that
1831
01:14:31.850 --> 01:14:34.250
as a mental illness and whatnot. I'm like, well, Hey,
1832
01:14:34.310 --> 01:14:38.550
how about we, we take a breath and we think
1833
01:14:38.590 --> 01:14:42.470
this through because like, okay, whether you agree with that
1834
01:14:42.510 --> 01:14:44.810
or not, the thing is any tool that can be
1835
01:14:44.970 --> 01:14:47.869
used that can be wielded for you can be wielded
1836
01:14:47.930 --> 01:14:51.369
against you. So what's going to stop the next far
1837
01:14:51.449 --> 01:14:54.289
left administration, because the pendulum always swings one way or
1838
01:14:54.329 --> 01:14:56.399
the other, you know, we'll, we'll, we'll be back there
1839
01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:58.439
at some point. We'll survive it just like we always have.
1840
01:15:00.020 --> 01:15:00.560
Is what it is.
1841
01:15:00.880 --> 01:15:04.329
But, uh, what's going to stop them from saying that, okay, Now,
1842
01:15:04.350 --> 01:15:07.710
if we're talking about the federal government, specifically the executive
1843
01:15:07.729 --> 01:15:09.970
branch of government, has the ability to declare something a
1844
01:15:10.090 --> 01:15:12.029
mental illness to where you can't have a firearm and
1845
01:15:12.050 --> 01:15:14.649
you're no longer due your Second Amendment rights, it's going
1846
01:15:14.670 --> 01:15:17.539
to stop them from saying, all right, now, Eli, if
1847
01:15:17.579 --> 01:15:22.579
you've claimed PTSD on your disability rating from what you
1848
01:15:22.600 --> 01:15:26.380
were owed from the government for serving your country, you
1849
01:15:26.439 --> 01:15:27.920
are no longer able to buy firearms.
1850
01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:30.050
And you are no longer able to be a legal
1851
01:15:30.060 --> 01:15:31.810
gun owner. Like, that's a real slippery slope.
1852
01:15:31.829 --> 01:15:32.189
You've got to be.
1853
01:15:32.560 --> 01:15:36.340
Depression anxiety adhd autism all of these things that people
1854
01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:39.500
could say are mental disorders or mental illnesses they all
1855
01:15:39.539 --> 01:15:43.720
fall under that spectrum everybody's jumping over fucking obstacles to
1856
01:15:43.760 --> 01:15:46.680
find another acronym to have and yeah yeah that would.
1857
01:15:46.899 --> 01:15:48.770
If you put that on paper where it's like hey
1858
01:15:48.930 --> 01:15:51.430
a mental health okay well that's a very broad term
1859
01:15:51.510 --> 01:15:53.670
but it sounds good yeah oh yeah it's like you
1860
01:15:53.689 --> 01:15:57.149
can sell that in the pipe and notoriously yeah the
1861
01:15:57.189 --> 01:15:59.670
road to heaven paved with good intentions.
1862
01:15:59.250 --> 01:16:03.270
Yeah villain Oh my God, it's the perfect jeans.
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Right? I can leave. Brandon, feel it. Get on his shoulders.
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Up here, big boy. Try the perfect jeans out as earmuffs. Brandon,
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how perfect are they? Feels like the perfect jeans. They're
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so flexible.
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I'm fat.
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I can actually do squats on them. Usually that's an issue.
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I'm not kidding.
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I'm picturing you doing squats in the gym with these jeans.
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I could. They are like....
1872
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Eli's just mogging on the audience right now.
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how'd my jeans feel on your neck? Feels like I
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need to talk to HR. But they were comfortable, right? Absolutely.
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but not the heavy stuff.
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I just like how they finally say that we can
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loves perfect jeans. He does. They fit him really nice. Oh, pants.
1902
01:17:56.020 --> 01:17:59.609
But yeah, it's crazy seeing any of that and that
1903
01:17:59.630 --> 01:18:03.369
slippery slope of, hey, what defines mental illness? Because we
1904
01:18:03.409 --> 01:18:05.329
talked about that the other day. It's like, oh, well,
1905
01:18:05.350 --> 01:18:08.170
PTSD can then go up on the chalking block and, Hey,
1906
01:18:08.210 --> 01:18:10.149
this is not, Oh, well, if they don't have guns,
1907
01:18:10.350 --> 01:18:10.689
they can't.
1908
01:18:10.729 --> 01:18:13.020
And you could argue that someone with PTSD shouldn't have
1909
01:18:13.039 --> 01:18:16.159
a firearm. Yeah. You know, that's a very, that's a
1910
01:18:16.180 --> 01:18:18.760
very clear argument there that that person has, particularly if
1911
01:18:18.819 --> 01:18:21.520
it's a war environment or someone has been in combat
1912
01:18:21.560 --> 01:18:24.579
or whatever, you know, these people have been around guns
1913
01:18:24.619 --> 01:18:27.560
going off and now they're anxious and they're crazy and
1914
01:18:27.579 --> 01:18:29.760
they're depressed and they got this and they're this.
1915
01:18:29.840 --> 01:18:31.539
The rates of violence and all sorts of things. That's
1916
01:18:31.560 --> 01:18:33.399
why I don't advocate for that. Cause I think that
1917
01:18:33.420 --> 01:18:35.100
that would be a stupid thing to do. Like that's,
1918
01:18:35.970 --> 01:18:38.770
Because it leads to, A, I just think it's immoral,
1919
01:18:38.810 --> 01:18:41.520
but B, if you create an environment where veterans with
1920
01:18:41.539 --> 01:18:45.039
PTSD are afraid of seeking help because they're afraid of
1921
01:18:45.079 --> 01:18:47.630
losing their gun rights, you've made the problem 10 times worse.
1922
01:18:47.729 --> 01:18:49.529
yeah so on top of all that like i just
1923
01:18:49.550 --> 01:18:51.649
think it's a bad fucking idea but i think that
1924
01:18:51.670 --> 01:18:53.909
there's more legal basis there for it which is why
1925
01:18:53.949 --> 01:18:55.489
we really have to be careful.
1926
01:18:55.350 --> 01:18:57.920
Yeah and and you can see with countries like ours
1927
01:18:57.939 --> 01:19:02.079
oh mine the how easy the government will just step
1928
01:19:02.140 --> 01:19:06.380
in and take something and you know you guys There's
1929
01:19:06.479 --> 01:19:09.819
big talk in America that you can defend yourself against
1930
01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:13.699
the government, but put that into practice, like what happens?
1931
01:19:14.810 --> 01:19:17.869
I think hope. A lot of people don't want war
1932
01:19:18.069 --> 01:19:20.010
or they think it's like, oh, this, but once you
1933
01:19:20.050 --> 01:19:21.329
cross a specific line.
1934
01:19:21.350 --> 01:19:24.829
Like a civil war is like a very, but then again,
1935
01:19:25.210 --> 01:19:27.680
in my mind, I think that's never going to happen. Man,
1936
01:19:27.699 --> 01:19:28.840
a lot of things that happened in the last 10
1937
01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:31.140
years are never going to happen. That's the scary thing.
1938
01:19:31.819 --> 01:19:33.359
Everyone has a home and a family.
1939
01:19:34.399 --> 01:19:34.880
Okay.
1940
01:19:35.000 --> 01:19:37.359
This is the thing about guns. What an ominous thing
1941
01:19:37.399 --> 01:19:37.760
to say.
1942
01:19:38.659 --> 01:19:39.479
This is the thing about guns.
1943
01:19:39.500 --> 01:19:42.199
I don't have guns. How do I protect my family?
1944
01:19:43.270 --> 01:19:46.750
I can't have brass knuckles in my house. What are
1945
01:19:46.770 --> 01:19:49.149
you using that baseball bat that's under your bed for?
1946
01:19:49.390 --> 01:19:52.550
It is a wild thing to me as being over there,
1947
01:19:52.630 --> 01:19:55.609
any place, and it's like, okay, I hear somebody breaking
1948
01:19:55.630 --> 01:19:58.029
into my house. I have a bat. I'd be like,
1949
01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:02.520
Fuck me, dude. That's a wild mindset in my head.
1950
01:20:02.579 --> 01:20:03.479
I would freak out.
1951
01:20:03.520 --> 01:20:07.229
They recently rejected new castle law in Australia, which is
1952
01:20:07.270 --> 01:20:08.449
to defend your castle.
1953
01:20:08.510 --> 01:20:09.109
Castle doctrine.
1954
01:20:09.270 --> 01:20:09.489
Yes.
1955
01:20:09.590 --> 01:20:11.409
They recently voted against that.
1956
01:20:12.989 --> 01:20:16.229
Without guns, even with guns, that's insane.
1957
01:20:16.250 --> 01:20:18.060
Because we all have bedside guns.
1958
01:20:18.840 --> 01:20:20.300
Yeah. Multiple.
1959
01:20:20.600 --> 01:20:20.800
Yeah.
1960
01:20:20.899 --> 01:20:21.060
Yeah.
1961
01:20:21.770 --> 01:20:22.779
I'll get a strap-on.
1962
01:20:22.800 --> 01:20:24.920
Dude, we have machine guns.
1963
01:20:24.939 --> 01:20:26.119
I think that's scary.
1964
01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:30.220
I know. Machine guns, everything.
1965
01:20:31.199 --> 01:20:33.510
If I got met, if I was breaking into somebody's
1966
01:20:33.520 --> 01:20:36.250
house and I got met by the challenger and all
1967
01:20:36.289 --> 01:20:37.130
I see is the.
1968
01:20:37.569 --> 01:20:41.229
Silhouette of a naked man with a strap-on, I'm like,
1969
01:20:41.250 --> 01:20:43.529
why is he flaccid and hard? Oh, no.
1970
01:20:43.970 --> 01:20:44.729
What took you so long?
1971
01:20:44.949 --> 01:20:54.920
The naked feet slapping him. And the door locking. Oh no, no, no.
1972
01:20:55.039 --> 01:20:58.220
You turn around and there's no handle like a cop.
1973
01:20:58.920 --> 01:21:04.350
The handle goes in. The handle goes in.
1974
01:21:04.850 --> 01:21:07.390
You just hear the door lock and he swats the handle.
1975
01:21:07.210 --> 01:21:07.750
Off the door.
1976
01:21:09.170 --> 01:21:10.850
You're in my world now, buddy.
1977
01:21:11.939 --> 01:21:14.619
You think I'm trapped in here with you? You're trapped
1978
01:21:14.680 --> 01:21:15.199
in here with me.
1979
01:21:17.729 --> 01:21:20.289
But there's nothing to– when we were in Florida a
1980
01:21:20.310 --> 01:21:21.350
couple of years ago, we went there. I used to
1981
01:21:21.390 --> 01:21:24.010
do work for the UFC. And we went there and
1982
01:21:24.590 --> 01:21:26.449
I lost that because of the Aboriginal.
1983
01:21:26.130 --> 01:21:27.149
Joke, by the way. Really?
1984
01:21:27.180 --> 01:21:27.520
Yeah.
1985
01:21:27.800 --> 01:21:33.789
Oh, that's so gay. And although I became friendly with–
1986
01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:36.399
I don't want to say like mates, but like I'd
1987
01:21:36.439 --> 01:21:38.319
like to say mates, but he probably wouldn't, with Dana White.
1988
01:21:38.859 --> 01:21:41.510
And I told him about it. I said to him, mate,
1989
01:21:41.590 --> 01:21:44.409
I'm not trying to beg for anything here, but the
1990
01:21:44.569 --> 01:21:45.670
UFC Australia has let me go.
1991
01:21:46.819 --> 01:21:47.810
Because of these jokes.
1992
01:21:48.359 --> 01:21:49.710
They said, the fighters don't want to work with me,
1993
01:21:49.729 --> 01:21:51.909
all this type of stuff. And he said, fuck that.
1994
01:21:52.350 --> 01:21:54.430
No one gets canceled by the UFC.
1995
01:21:55.430 --> 01:21:57.029
Hell yeah. Even Dana.
1996
01:21:57.310 --> 01:22:00.350
Yeah. He went in, he went, no comment, cut it out.
1997
01:22:01.869 --> 01:22:04.909
We can cut that if you want.
1998
01:22:04.939 --> 01:22:06.819
He went into bat for me and the guy who
1999
01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:07.840
fired me got fired.
2000
01:22:08.979 --> 01:22:09.859
Oh, that's awesome.
2001
01:22:09.880 --> 01:22:12.439
Because Dana has always like, he stood by fighters. He's
2002
01:22:12.460 --> 01:22:13.300
just like, no, fuck that.
2003
01:22:13.340 --> 01:22:13.960
We don't do that here.
2004
01:22:14.079 --> 01:22:14.260
Yeah.
2005
01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:18.189
You don't, you know, you don't, attack someone's freedom to
2006
01:22:18.289 --> 01:22:20.069
speak how they want in his world.
2007
01:22:20.210 --> 01:22:22.270
And you can hate that guy. Like if he, let's
2008
01:22:22.289 --> 01:22:23.789
say he's got a fighter that's saying all sorts of
2009
01:22:23.810 --> 01:22:25.489
like crazy off the wall shit. Like you're, you're more
2010
01:22:25.510 --> 01:22:26.439
than welcome to hate that guy.
2011
01:22:26.449 --> 01:22:28.100
If you don't want to support him, you more like
2012
01:22:28.189 --> 01:22:31.439
that is your vote with your dollar, you know, but no,
2013
01:22:31.500 --> 01:22:34.880
fuck that. And so we were in Florida at a
2014
01:22:34.899 --> 01:22:39.760
gun expo and the, this Claire was talking to this
2015
01:22:39.800 --> 01:22:43.220
lady about pepper spray. And she's like, Oh, Claire said, Oh, we.
2016
01:22:43.159 --> 01:22:45.319
Don't have pepper. We can't have pepper spray either. That's illegal.
2017
01:22:45.380 --> 01:22:47.890
It's a firearm. In Australia. Oh yeah, go to jail
2018
01:22:47.909 --> 01:22:48.109
for it.
2019
01:22:49.069 --> 01:22:51.890
So what you can have is Echelon, the spicy flavours
2020
01:22:51.909 --> 01:22:53.770
of Echelon where you shake it up and just.
2021
01:22:53.810 --> 01:22:56.409
Spray it on a guy. Fucking capsaicin in a can.
2022
01:22:58.300 --> 01:23:00.760
And so she's like, how do you defend yourself? Oh,
2023
01:23:00.779 --> 01:23:04.380
we just hope the police get there quickly sort of thing.
2024
01:23:04.479 --> 01:23:06.600
That's what we do. We call the police, hope they
2025
01:23:06.619 --> 01:23:09.319
get there. Because people go to jail all the time
2026
01:23:09.359 --> 01:23:13.409
for either murdering or severely harming an intruder all the time.
2027
01:23:13.649 --> 01:23:14.510
I'm sure that happens here too.
2028
01:23:15.029 --> 01:23:15.609
No, not really.
2029
01:23:15.770 --> 01:23:15.949
Really?
2030
01:23:16.409 --> 01:23:19.229
No, no, you can, somebody's in your house. You can
2031
01:23:19.590 --> 01:23:21.869
pretty much, there's some States where it's pretty rough. Like
2032
01:23:21.890 --> 01:23:25.189
you get like Massachusetts, California and stuff like that. Uh, where,
2033
01:23:25.449 --> 01:23:28.140
especially if you've got these super liberal DAs where they
2034
01:23:28.180 --> 01:23:30.520
just want to stick it to, you know, gun owners and,
2035
01:23:30.579 --> 01:23:34.300
you know, that's their ability. They, they can legislate, uh,
2036
01:23:34.500 --> 01:23:35.579
from the, from the gavel.
2037
01:23:35.800 --> 01:23:35.960
Yep.
2038
01:23:36.279 --> 01:23:39.560
And that's, that's the fucked up part. But no, no,
2039
01:23:39.579 --> 01:23:41.239
for the most part, somebody breaks into your house with
2040
01:23:41.380 --> 01:23:42.819
intent to do harm to you or your property.
2041
01:23:42.840 --> 01:23:45.619
You can clap them. Which, is how it should be
2042
01:23:45.840 --> 01:23:47.899
without- You won't even go to jail for the most part.
2043
01:23:48.060 --> 01:23:48.539
And you shouldn't.
2044
01:23:48.619 --> 01:23:49.939
You can't come into my fucking house.
2045
01:23:50.560 --> 01:23:52.300
What is- So, yeah.
2046
01:23:52.359 --> 01:23:54.939
In Texas, they'd give you the key to the city.
2047
01:23:55.220 --> 01:23:55.460
Yeah.
2048
01:23:55.659 --> 01:23:56.380
And as they should.
2049
01:23:56.539 --> 01:23:58.100
My property is worth more than your life.
2050
01:23:58.420 --> 01:23:58.600
Yeah.
2051
01:23:59.060 --> 01:23:59.239
Yeah.
2052
01:23:59.520 --> 01:24:02.260
Why did you look at me when you fucking said that?
2053
01:24:02.380 --> 01:24:05.220
Jesus Christ, man. And you're looking around like, what did
2054
01:24:05.359 --> 01:24:05.579
I do?
2055
01:24:05.800 --> 01:24:09.899
My thing has always been like, no, my- Is your
2056
01:24:09.939 --> 01:24:12.390
property worth more than my life? My property is worth
2057
01:24:12.439 --> 01:24:14.899
more than the life of anyone- That would be willing
2058
01:24:14.939 --> 01:24:17.960
to break into my home and take my property and
2059
01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:20.680
potentially harm me and my family just to get my shit.
2060
01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:22.810
In that case, if you're willing to do that, dude,
2061
01:24:24.550 --> 01:24:25.970
a whopper is worth more than your life.
2062
01:24:26.369 --> 01:24:29.550
There was a UK police officer or somebody in charge
2063
01:24:29.569 --> 01:24:30.789
that just had this statement.
2064
01:24:30.890 --> 01:24:31.430
Oh, Canada.
2065
01:24:31.930 --> 01:24:32.729
Canada is the one.
2066
01:24:32.810 --> 01:24:35.920
It was the chief of police from Canada.
2067
01:24:36.279 --> 01:24:37.720
What'd they say? This is fucking wild.
2068
01:24:38.590 --> 01:24:41.229
He was like, you should comply with home invaders.
2069
01:24:41.569 --> 01:24:44.729
That was his actual statement, is comply if somebody... Your
2070
01:24:44.789 --> 01:24:47.729
best course of action is to comply. Somebody broke into
2071
01:24:47.770 --> 01:24:51.949
your house, comply. It's great news for home invaders. You're
2072
01:24:51.970 --> 01:24:53.970
doing great. You're doing great, honey.
2073
01:24:53.989 --> 01:24:59.310
It's almost over.
2074
01:25:00.130 --> 01:25:01.010
Crime cuck here.
2075
01:25:01.029 --> 01:25:03.399
That's my superpower.
2076
01:25:03.409 --> 01:25:05.729
The comedian, he made a little thing where he's.
2077
01:25:05.609 --> 01:25:07.989
Like, Oh, yeah, here's all my things.
2078
01:25:08.289 --> 01:25:10.340
Here's all my stuff. My Rolex is right here.
2079
01:25:10.659 --> 01:25:13.220
My kids are upstairs, and then my wife's in the back.
2080
01:25:13.239 --> 01:25:14.659
So you just let me know what you need. Here's
2081
01:25:14.720 --> 01:25:17.779
a soda. Here's some tea if you need anything.
2082
01:25:18.539 --> 01:25:20.899
Oh, here it is. Okay, yeah.
2083
01:25:21.020 --> 01:25:21.659
You look parched.
2084
01:25:21.699 --> 01:25:24.930
Would you like some Gatorade? Do you need anything? Just
2085
01:25:25.010 --> 01:25:29.529
hide and comply. This is the police chief, the regional
2086
01:25:29.869 --> 01:25:32.390
police chief, Jim McSween.
2087
01:25:32.689 --> 01:25:33.939
And that's what they signed publicly.
2088
01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:36.619
That's what's scary. So what are they saying behind bars?
2089
01:25:36.680 --> 01:25:38.270
It was a news press when he said that. He said,
2090
01:25:38.279 --> 01:25:39.819
just comply with the home invaders.
2091
01:25:40.060 --> 01:25:40.829
That's madness.
2092
01:25:41.689 --> 01:25:42.529
That's insane.
2093
01:25:42.569 --> 01:25:44.829
How can you say you have rule of law in
2094
01:25:44.869 --> 01:25:48.649
your country if you can't even defend your domicile?
2095
01:25:49.189 --> 01:25:51.090
So you work so hard for it, you pay tax
2096
01:25:51.189 --> 01:25:52.550
on it, and then someone can just walk in.
2097
01:25:52.689 --> 01:25:55.069
They'll get arrested. They'll go to jail, sure, maybe.
2098
01:25:55.649 --> 01:25:59.489
But then we switch to Florida sheriffs who are like,
2099
01:26:00.020 --> 01:26:03.739
Someone comes in your house, just kill them. We don't
2100
01:26:03.779 --> 01:26:05.359
have a problem with that. Just fucking kill them.
2101
01:26:05.390 --> 01:26:06.729
Someone walk past your front door, you shoot them.
2102
01:26:06.829 --> 01:26:09.149
Yeah, fucking kill them.
2103
01:26:09.189 --> 01:26:12.489
These gang stalkers keep showing up in these brown UPS uniforms.
2104
01:26:15.590 --> 01:26:19.390
I've got six in the backyard. It says Amazon. I
2105
01:26:19.409 --> 01:26:20.569
think it means something different.
2106
01:26:21.250 --> 01:26:23.989
And then you have to worry about that with the
2107
01:26:24.029 --> 01:26:25.989
whole thing where if we had laws like that here
2108
01:26:26.020 --> 01:26:27.699
in the US, because I made that joke, now they
2109
01:26:27.720 --> 01:26:30.659
have probable cause to search my backyard because comedy is
2110
01:26:30.699 --> 01:26:31.279
not protected.
2111
01:26:31.319 --> 01:26:31.500
Yeah.
2112
01:26:32.340 --> 01:26:33.119
Mate, I don't know.
2113
01:26:33.300 --> 01:26:37.220
I don't know enough about the in-workings of America and
2114
01:26:37.260 --> 01:26:40.189
what happens with you guys when it comes to you
2115
01:26:40.210 --> 01:26:44.399
know what the average person thinks because we're told this
2116
01:26:44.689 --> 01:26:48.800
from our perspective that most americans are pretty left-leaning and
2117
01:26:48.939 --> 01:26:51.340
i don't going off the last election i'd say that's
2118
01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:53.600
probably not true it's true.
2119
01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:55.560
In the cities it's true in like all pretty much
2120
01:26:55.600 --> 01:26:57.699
all the big cities will be more left-leaning but if
2121
01:26:57.720 --> 01:27:00.279
you go out to the same everywhere really yeah i
2122
01:27:00.300 --> 01:27:02.579
think most places i maybe have gone into like my
2123
01:27:02.619 --> 01:27:05.390
thoughts on that but In the real America, like in
2124
01:27:05.649 --> 01:27:08.989
rural America, like it's a completely different story where people
2125
01:27:09.050 --> 01:27:11.109
actually are connected to where their food comes from.
2126
01:27:11.189 --> 01:27:14.369
Or they work difficultly every day. Yeah. Work with their hands.
2127
01:27:14.390 --> 01:27:15.109
Blue-collar people.
2128
01:27:15.229 --> 01:27:18.670
And they want to protect their people and they want
2129
01:27:18.689 --> 01:27:20.029
to protect their property.
2130
01:27:20.310 --> 01:27:20.529
Yeah.
2131
01:27:20.649 --> 01:27:23.100
Where shit didn't come easy. You have a lot more
2132
01:27:23.140 --> 01:27:23.800
right-wing people.
2133
01:27:23.880 --> 01:27:24.140
Yeah.
2134
01:27:24.220 --> 01:27:26.819
Because this is the whole thing with the real world.
2135
01:27:26.899 --> 01:27:29.279
And this is the problem with the Gen Z kids
2136
01:27:29.300 --> 01:27:31.699
coming through. Like they're not there. They're not in that
2137
01:27:31.739 --> 01:27:34.489
real world. And they're going to vote. in a very
2138
01:27:34.550 --> 01:27:36.939
progressive way, I think. And I think that's where you're
2139
01:27:36.949 --> 01:27:39.579
going to see these sort of far left leaning governments
2140
01:27:39.619 --> 01:27:41.960
come through in the next 20 years when they're these
2141
01:27:42.020 --> 01:27:45.000
kids out of college, out of university who are just mind,
2142
01:27:45.800 --> 01:27:50.649
like brainwashed and their minds have been wiped without any,
2143
01:27:50.770 --> 01:27:55.229
they are unable to critically think in a way that
2144
01:27:55.270 --> 01:27:57.189
we would look at and go, okay, that's a sort
2145
01:27:57.210 --> 01:27:58.390
of well-balanced individual.
2146
01:27:58.670 --> 01:28:00.810
They're not there. They haven't grown up enough.
2147
01:28:01.020 --> 01:28:02.880
I think there's people that are breaking that mold, though.
2148
01:28:02.899 --> 01:28:04.800
There's a lot of people in that Gen Z, Gen Alpha,
2149
01:28:04.960 --> 01:28:09.140
I guess is the new one, that are starting to really,
2150
01:28:09.180 --> 01:28:11.020
it's swinging back around pretty hardcore.
2151
01:28:11.460 --> 01:28:14.500
Yeah. I think you're just going to see that repeating pattern,
2152
01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:19.050
but it's unfortunately just going to get further and further.
2153
01:28:19.090 --> 01:28:22.430
The death wobble gets wider. Yeah, that's the best way to, yeah.
2154
01:28:22.670 --> 01:28:22.810
Yeah.
2155
01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:24.180
The death wobble is just getting.
2156
01:28:24.720 --> 01:28:28.100
I'm curious, in Australia, do you guys have... I know
2157
01:28:28.149 --> 01:28:31.229
here in the United States, we have the First Amendment.
2158
01:28:31.369 --> 01:28:33.529
It's literally the first one in the Bill of Rights,
2159
01:28:33.970 --> 01:28:38.130
protects freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, freedom of religious association,
2160
01:28:38.149 --> 01:28:41.340
stuff like that. Do you guys have anything in your
2161
01:28:41.359 --> 01:28:44.489
founding documents that's supposed to kind of hold that banner?
2162
01:28:44.649 --> 01:28:50.630
So in our constitution, we have implied freedom of speech.
2163
01:28:52.970 --> 01:28:54.930
Whatever the fuck that means.
2164
01:28:55.869 --> 01:28:58.029
No one knows. No one talks about it. No one mentions.
2165
01:28:58.050 --> 01:28:58.989
That's what it's written down.
2166
01:28:59.109 --> 01:29:00.859
Most people don't know we have a constitution.
2167
01:29:00.899 --> 01:29:02.039
Nope, I learned that today.
2168
01:29:02.300 --> 01:29:03.800
You know, all that type of shit, or at least
2169
01:29:04.140 --> 01:29:07.020
the founding documents. No one knows about that type of stuff.
2170
01:29:07.060 --> 01:29:08.319
Americans tend to talk about it a lot.
2171
01:29:08.600 --> 01:29:09.199
We never do.
2172
01:29:09.640 --> 01:29:11.640
I've made a lot of videos on free speech in Australia,
2173
01:29:12.039 --> 01:29:14.029
and I get this comment constantly. They're like, we don't
2174
01:29:14.069 --> 01:29:16.289
even have, it's not, we have implied, it's not real.
2175
01:29:16.310 --> 01:29:17.850
It's like, that's the point. It should be real.
2176
01:29:17.869 --> 01:29:19.649
We should have a referendum, which we have to have
2177
01:29:19.670 --> 01:29:23.140
to change the constitution to On this, it should be
2178
01:29:23.159 --> 01:29:25.460
in every single– like there was this dude, right?
2179
01:29:25.779 --> 01:29:26.960
He killed two.
2180
01:29:26.859 --> 01:29:29.539
Cops and he's on the run currently. It's sort of
2181
01:29:29.560 --> 01:29:32.180
like this– not really a Ned Kelly thing because he's
2182
01:29:32.199 --> 01:29:33.279
like some madman.
2183
01:29:33.500 --> 01:29:34.020
Anyway, whatever.
2184
01:29:34.380 --> 01:29:35.140
He killed these cops.
2185
01:29:35.359 --> 01:29:35.739
Horrible.
2186
01:29:35.880 --> 01:29:39.689
They're just there executing a search warrant or an arrest warrant,
2187
01:29:39.989 --> 01:29:42.569
all right? They're just normal human beings going to do
2188
01:29:42.590 --> 01:29:43.329
their job and they've died.
2189
01:29:43.529 --> 01:29:43.909
Terrible.
2190
01:29:44.369 --> 01:29:47.510
But all these people– this one guy at this rally
2191
01:29:47.550 --> 01:29:50.489
had this poster up of this guy being a hero, right?
2192
01:29:50.510 --> 01:29:50.590
Yeah.
2193
01:29:51.180 --> 01:29:53.810
And he gets arrested. The guy holding the poster up. See,
2194
01:29:53.819 --> 01:29:54.460
I don't like that either.
2195
01:29:54.899 --> 01:29:55.479
Of course.
2196
01:29:56.079 --> 01:29:59.079
Why are you getting, hang on, what? Because you like someone.
2197
01:30:00.439 --> 01:30:01.970
He could say the most heinous shit ever.
2198
01:30:02.210 --> 01:30:04.630
He could do the most horrible things ever, and you should.
2199
01:30:04.470 --> 01:30:05.750
Be allowed to support him.
2200
01:30:06.510 --> 01:30:07.050
Regardless.
2201
01:30:07.109 --> 01:30:09.310
You could hold up a poster that says, you know,
2202
01:30:10.989 --> 01:30:12.350
Ted Bundy did nothing wrong.
2203
01:30:12.390 --> 01:30:12.630
Yeah.
2204
01:30:13.130 --> 01:30:15.909
Like, that's okay. That's a fucking horrible opinion.
2205
01:30:16.229 --> 01:30:16.449
Sure.
2206
01:30:16.659 --> 01:30:17.739
But you should be allowed to have it.
2207
01:30:17.739 --> 01:30:18.260
Of course.
2208
01:30:18.279 --> 01:30:20.260
Like, as long as you're not hurting anybody, or again, like,
2209
01:30:20.960 --> 01:30:22.939
literally advocating like we should do X, Y, and Z.
2210
01:30:23.000 --> 01:30:23.380
Yeah.
2211
01:30:23.640 --> 01:30:24.859
On this day, let's do this.
2212
01:30:25.100 --> 01:30:26.340
Yeah.
2213
01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:29.720
Either everything's okay or nothing is okay, except for, you know,
2214
01:30:29.739 --> 01:30:32.180
screaming fire and a crowded whatever, that type of shit,
2215
01:30:32.260 --> 01:30:32.659
you know.
2216
01:30:32.739 --> 01:30:34.420
Exigent circumstances. Yeah, yeah.
2217
01:30:34.819 --> 01:30:38.939
So that is the state that my country is in currently.
2218
01:30:39.479 --> 01:30:41.560
And so as a comedian, I have to then look
2219
01:30:41.590 --> 01:30:42.350
at that and go, well, shit.
2220
01:30:43.289 --> 01:30:45.829
What am I allowed to do here? What is okay?
2221
01:30:45.850 --> 01:30:46.590
What's not okay?
2222
01:30:46.609 --> 01:30:48.590
And that's a strange place to be in because you
2223
01:30:48.630 --> 01:30:50.090
shouldn't be in that position at all. You should be
2224
01:30:50.130 --> 01:30:53.350
able to just fucking go hammer and tong to use
2225
01:30:53.409 --> 01:30:55.109
an Australian expression. Go for it.
2226
01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:58.640
I know there was an American comedy. There's a beer
2227
01:30:58.659 --> 01:31:01.340
called Hammer and Tongs in Australia. Really? I don't know
2228
01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:03.779
if it's any good, but it's there. Brandon!
2229
01:31:05.359 --> 01:31:05.939
Brandon!
2230
01:31:07.239 --> 01:31:08.319
Cody, call him the one word.
2231
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:08.899
Win AK-50!
2232
01:31:11.979 --> 01:31:13.920
I sense the disturbance in the floors. What's up? How
2233
01:31:13.939 --> 01:31:16.859
do you like those Turtle Beach noise-canceling headphones? They're the
2234
01:31:16.899 --> 01:31:18.770
Stealth 700. They're fantastic.
2235
01:31:18.810 --> 01:31:21.149
The noise-canceling is so good, all I hear is tinnitus.
2236
01:31:22.569 --> 01:31:24.210
Ah, God, these are comfortable.
2237
01:31:24.590 --> 01:31:25.369
They're really comfy.
2238
01:31:25.449 --> 01:31:28.250
Yeah, those are dope. Turtle Beach, make some range ear pro.
2239
01:31:28.470 --> 01:31:35.060
You want Junior and Cody to actually, like, put those on. Oh. Nice.
2240
01:31:35.199 --> 01:31:40.060
Those are legit comfortable. Turtle Beach, what you doing over there, girl?
2241
01:31:40.979 --> 01:31:42.859
You making some hot ass stuff.
2242
01:31:42.899 --> 01:31:48.119
I like your squishies. 3D spatial audio to improve your gaming.
2243
01:31:48.140 --> 01:31:50.460
That would work really good in Tarkov. Hear people's footsteps.
2244
01:31:50.779 --> 01:31:51.500
And in PUBG.
2245
01:31:51.819 --> 01:31:53.439
I can't wait to use a Turtle Beach headset to
2246
01:31:53.550 --> 01:31:56.850
listen for footsteps in Tarkov running the new AK-50 while
2247
01:31:56.909 --> 01:31:59.369
I get still killed from a wood lion.
2248
01:31:59.430 --> 01:31:59.890
I can't see.
2249
01:32:00.210 --> 01:32:00.449
What?
2250
01:32:00.850 --> 01:32:03.489
Eli, there's a global cabal that's working behind the scenes
2251
01:32:03.510 --> 01:32:06.819
to control all media. And that's why we should have
2252
01:32:06.979 --> 01:32:08.439
never gone off the gold standard.
2253
01:32:08.680 --> 01:32:09.420
Hey, hold on, hold on.
2254
01:32:09.420 --> 01:32:14.140
80 hour battery life. 80 hour battery life. Holy, there's
2255
01:32:14.180 --> 01:32:17.680
a lot of switches. Can't stress enough how comfortable these are.
2256
01:32:17.760 --> 01:32:20.000
And if you've been in a long gaming session, which
2257
01:32:20.039 --> 01:32:22.479
I'm sure all of us have, unfortunately.
2258
01:32:22.890 --> 01:32:25.090
I wear adult diapers when I play World of Warcraft.
2259
01:32:25.270 --> 01:32:26.409
You should be euthanized.
2260
01:32:26.590 --> 01:32:26.890
Ha!
2261
01:32:28.489 --> 01:32:32.109
Also, controls. Headphones, great. This.
2262
01:32:33.289 --> 01:32:36.350
Game hard head to turtle beach and use code unsub
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01:32:36.380 --> 01:32:38.170
for 10 off your entire.
2264
01:32:37.840 --> 01:32:41.899
Order that's 10 off your entire order at turtlebeach.com with
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01:32:42.000 --> 01:32:43.439
using code unsub.
2266
01:32:43.340 --> 01:32:45.699
After your purchase they'll ask you where you heard about
2267
01:32:45.739 --> 01:32:48.579
them please support unsub and tell them where you got them.
2268
01:32:48.720 --> 01:32:52.180
Tell them unsub sends their regards what's american comedy they
2269
01:32:52.199 --> 01:32:54.619
had that same for a little bit comedians were worried
2270
01:32:54.659 --> 01:32:57.510
about getting in trouble so they'd restrict where they tour
2271
01:32:57.529 --> 01:32:58.770
they're like yeah just stay away from.
2272
01:32:58.710 --> 01:33:01.329
Colleges yeah was it chris rock that said that like
2273
01:33:01.369 --> 01:33:03.829
i won't I won't go to colleges anymore.
2274
01:33:04.170 --> 01:33:05.810
Him. There was a handful.
2275
01:33:05.829 --> 01:33:08.510
Yeah, I was going to say Chappelle. Yeah, I think
2276
01:33:08.550 --> 01:33:09.750
Chappelle said something about that.
2277
01:33:10.050 --> 01:33:11.229
Bill Burr, too, I think.
2278
01:33:11.590 --> 01:33:12.750
Yeah, they're just like, fuck this.
2279
01:33:12.989 --> 01:33:15.409
And these are guys that are left-leaning in general, too.
2280
01:33:15.510 --> 01:33:17.350
But they're just like, guys, this has gone too far.
2281
01:33:17.789 --> 01:33:20.989
Yeah. I'm going to make somebody mad sad, offended, and
2282
01:33:21.050 --> 01:33:23.750
now I'm going to be the target of an online
2283
01:33:23.789 --> 01:33:26.399
attack because X, Y, and Z. And you're like, dude,
2284
01:33:26.539 --> 01:33:29.439
go fuck yourself. Yeah, 100%. Is that why you're doing
2285
01:33:29.460 --> 01:33:32.050
your tour online? Does that help when you land here
2286
01:33:32.090 --> 01:33:33.100
and you're doing a tour here?
2287
01:33:33.149 --> 01:33:35.279
Well, the big thing about touring in America is I
2288
01:33:35.300 --> 01:33:37.359
was– I wanted to do it last year.
2289
01:33:37.380 --> 01:33:38.500
I wanted to do it the year before.
2290
01:33:38.539 --> 01:33:41.859
But getting a visa is so ridiculous to work here.
2291
01:33:42.119 --> 01:33:44.239
Like I should have gone over the border. That would
2292
01:33:44.270 --> 01:33:45.289
have been so much easier.
2293
01:33:45.310 --> 01:33:45.909
Yeah, dude.
2294
01:33:45.989 --> 01:33:47.189
You would have gotten a free cell phone.
2295
01:33:47.210 --> 01:33:47.670
Exactly.
2296
01:33:47.689 --> 01:33:49.310
All sorts of shit.
2297
01:33:49.390 --> 01:33:53.010
Really good vlog material. You smuggling your family across the line.
2298
01:33:53.829 --> 01:33:55.680
Sho and Dave are from Ireland.
2299
01:33:55.720 --> 01:33:57.789
We're always like, yeah, you should just– It would have
2300
01:33:57.810 --> 01:33:59.829
been way easier if you just, because you came over
2301
01:33:59.850 --> 01:34:00.930
during the Biden administration.
2302
01:34:00.949 --> 01:34:03.369
You guys would have gotten so much shit. Just pretend
2303
01:34:03.390 --> 01:34:06.359
you don't speak English. Yeah, straight in. I had to
2304
01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:07.619
hire bloody immigration.
2305
01:34:07.680 --> 01:34:11.939
It was ridiculous. So mad. And just to do some
2306
01:34:11.979 --> 01:34:14.140
shows here. Like, it's not. That's what's wild, just to
2307
01:34:14.199 --> 01:34:16.119
do a few shows. You're like, whoa, buddy.
2308
01:34:16.279 --> 01:34:17.840
Is it because you're working and not visiting?
2309
01:34:18.140 --> 01:34:18.539
Yeah, yeah.
2310
01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:20.869
To get in, like, there's a visa called an ESTA
2311
01:34:20.949 --> 01:34:24.590
that you just basically go, hey, it asks you, have
2312
01:34:24.609 --> 01:34:26.710
you ever planned a terrorist act?
2313
01:34:27.159 --> 01:34:30.000
Or committed a terrorist act. No. And you just go, no.
2314
01:34:31.039 --> 01:34:31.680
And they're like, okay.
2315
01:34:31.720 --> 01:34:33.640
You say it like you actually have.
2316
01:34:33.680 --> 01:34:38.649
Well, I've never, no, I plan. I just like, it's
2317
01:34:38.689 --> 01:34:39.270
the yes or no.
2318
01:34:39.319 --> 01:34:42.289
It's like, planning is one thing, execution is another.
2319
01:34:42.590 --> 01:34:43.909
Yeah, we've all had thoughts.
2320
01:34:44.569 --> 01:34:46.750
All right. Now, you're making.
2321
01:34:47.989 --> 01:34:49.930
Fun of this, Eli, but the average IQ of the
2322
01:34:49.970 --> 01:34:52.090
people that you've encountered in combat.
2323
01:34:52.229 --> 01:34:56.369
Oh, that is very true. I just picture it's like, well, yeah.
2324
01:34:57.689 --> 01:35:00.350
So we actually, and then they're like, whoop, whoop. How'd
2325
01:35:00.369 --> 01:35:01.149
you catch me?
2326
01:35:01.250 --> 01:35:03.569
Yeah, but if you, the question before that is what
2327
01:35:03.590 --> 01:35:03.869
is your race?
2328
01:35:03.890 --> 01:35:07.789
None of us know how to cause a mass casualty incident.
2329
01:35:07.810 --> 01:35:07.869
No.
2330
01:35:08.409 --> 01:35:10.470
You know how, like, if you do have to, like,
2331
01:35:10.510 --> 01:35:12.819
check boxes in, like, a form, like, if you check
2332
01:35:12.899 --> 01:35:14.659
one box, it, like, blanks all the other boxes out.
2333
01:35:14.920 --> 01:35:15.680
Not on firearms.
2334
01:35:15.699 --> 01:35:18.770
Yeah. Yeah, like, when I checked white. They shouldn't ask
2335
01:35:18.789 --> 01:35:20.590
me that shit. I should be like, yeah, come on, bro.
2336
01:35:20.670 --> 01:35:22.289
It's all good. You're good to go. Come on.
2337
01:35:22.369 --> 01:35:26.729
You're not going to do that. But, yeah, no, piece
2338
01:35:27.239 --> 01:35:29.180
of shit. It's weird to try and get into this country.
2339
01:35:29.720 --> 01:35:31.939
And the questions, they look at you like you're a criminal.
2340
01:35:32.600 --> 01:35:34.880
It's like the people on.
2341
01:35:35.600 --> 01:35:38.380
I will say. The history of that island is, you know.
2342
01:35:38.680 --> 01:35:40.680
It's not a good place. Well, a lot of people,
2343
01:35:40.720 --> 01:35:42.149
there were convicts taken there, and then a lot of
2344
01:35:42.159 --> 01:35:44.909
people decided to get on a boat. for like nine
2345
01:35:44.970 --> 01:35:47.250
months and go there with their families to a place
2346
01:35:47.270 --> 01:35:50.569
they knew nothing about. That's how insane it must have
2347
01:35:50.590 --> 01:35:50.989
been in the UK.
2348
01:35:51.010 --> 01:35:53.189
And all these creatures trying to kill you. It's dope.
2349
01:35:53.270 --> 01:35:53.529
Yeah.
2350
01:35:53.550 --> 01:35:55.149
Would you like to start a family here?
2351
01:35:55.630 --> 01:35:56.529
Somebody had that picture.
2352
01:35:56.569 --> 01:35:58.770
It was the queen going through like basically like a
2353
01:35:58.850 --> 01:36:03.010
customs checkpoint. And it was like Australian customs. It's like,
2354
01:36:03.029 --> 01:36:05.430
excuse me, ma'am, do you have a criminal record? She goes, no,
2355
01:36:05.470 --> 01:36:06.289
do I still need one?
2356
01:36:09.729 --> 01:36:10.630
That was great. Yeah.
2357
01:36:10.649 --> 01:36:13.609
She's a shitty little Australian joke there. When she died,
2358
01:36:14.210 --> 01:36:16.670
I was sad when she died, but I don't know why.
2359
01:36:16.689 --> 01:36:19.270
I just was. I don't give a shit about the monarchy.
2360
01:36:19.670 --> 01:36:21.369
I think history is cool and stuff, but I was
2361
01:36:21.390 --> 01:36:22.630
like when she was just a little nana, I.
2362
01:36:23.369 --> 01:36:24.770
Was a bit sad. It's like that was your thing.
2363
01:36:24.789 --> 01:36:26.529
It's like, man, that one hit. It did. It did.
2364
01:36:26.550 --> 01:36:27.680
She died. I was like, no.
2365
01:36:28.880 --> 01:36:32.760
That's because the government taught you to be sad, brother.
2366
01:36:33.039 --> 01:36:33.439
That's right.
2367
01:36:33.460 --> 01:36:35.960
I've been caught up in the sigh of her being dead.
2368
01:36:36.579 --> 01:36:40.779
Bring it back, I say. I bet they did.
2369
01:36:40.960 --> 01:36:41.590
I bet they did.
2370
01:36:41.600 --> 01:36:44.829
Well, she was, yeah, the British crown is a tyrannical.
2371
01:36:44.449 --> 01:36:45.550
Ruler over the Irish.
2372
01:36:45.989 --> 01:36:48.390
I got shit for that in that IRA video. I
2373
01:36:48.409 --> 01:36:50.890
did a video on the, God, what was it?
2374
01:36:52.050 --> 01:36:52.430
AR-180.
2375
01:36:52.489 --> 01:36:58.529
It was used a lot during the incident between the
2376
01:36:58.649 --> 01:36:59.340
Irish and the British.
2377
01:36:59.449 --> 01:37:00.720
Yeah.
2378
01:37:00.760 --> 01:37:01.560
Big in the IRA.
2379
01:37:02.079 --> 01:37:05.819
And there's a clip of me in that video of
2380
01:37:05.840 --> 01:37:08.659
me just like smoking a cigarette and.
2381
01:37:10.359 --> 01:37:14.220
You really think the queen died of natural causes? And
2382
01:37:14.239 --> 01:37:16.260
it like, it hit newspapers and shit.
2383
01:37:16.279 --> 01:37:18.800
And like, really, really, I can't even make a fucking
2384
01:37:18.840 --> 01:37:22.539
joke in an intro to like, yes, I killed the queen.
2385
01:37:22.760 --> 01:37:23.619
Like what the fuck do you.
2386
01:37:24.199 --> 01:37:25.359
I can't be a comedian.
2387
01:37:25.649 --> 01:37:26.859
You can't be like.
2388
01:37:27.590 --> 01:37:31.989
It's very clearly comedy, but they're congressional candidate. If I
2389
01:37:32.029 --> 01:37:35.029
see one more headline that says a congressional candidate.
2390
01:37:35.050 --> 01:37:36.189
I, yeah.
2391
01:37:36.550 --> 01:37:38.489
You also, um, hate veterans.
2392
01:37:39.050 --> 01:37:40.609
Oh, apparently. Yeah, despite them.
2393
01:37:40.630 --> 01:37:42.010
Have you heard about him hating veterans?
2394
01:37:42.229 --> 01:37:44.909
Well, I also hate veterans, so let's talk about it. Well,
2395
01:37:44.989 --> 01:37:47.930
it's like, despite them exclusively being who I hang out with,
2396
01:37:47.989 --> 01:37:49.930
raise money for, all sorts of shit like this, it's
2397
01:37:49.949 --> 01:37:53.680
just like disingenuous political attacks, and it drives me fucking crazy. Yeah,
2398
01:37:53.739 --> 01:37:55.479
but that's what they'll do. That's what they'll continue to do,
2399
01:37:55.539 --> 01:37:57.779
and the further you go down that path, just more
2400
01:37:57.819 --> 01:38:00.399
skeletons will come out of the closet. Ted Bundy lover and,
2401
01:38:00.840 --> 01:38:01.899
you know, all that type of shit.
2402
01:38:02.199 --> 01:38:04.640
And Tony, to borrow his word, if you continue to
2403
01:38:04.680 --> 01:38:07.210
attack me on that and pretend like you actually believe it,
2404
01:38:07.210 --> 01:38:07.470
you're a.
2405
01:38:09.390 --> 01:38:11.810
It's such a strange way Americans say the word.
2406
01:38:11.840 --> 01:38:13.939
I can't say it.
2407
01:38:14.020 --> 01:38:14.260
It's just.
2408
01:38:16.119 --> 01:38:18.539
No, it's like for whatever reason, YouTube treats.
2409
01:38:19.439 --> 01:38:19.859
Dead air.
2410
01:38:20.739 --> 01:38:22.159
They treat it like the hard R.
2411
01:38:22.590 --> 01:38:22.739
Oh.
2412
01:38:22.859 --> 01:38:23.090
Yeah.
2413
01:38:23.350 --> 01:38:27.130
In YouTube. Or like in the guidelines anyway. Like Americans
2414
01:38:27.170 --> 01:38:27.489
can't say.
2415
01:38:28.050 --> 01:38:30.319
They let Aussie channels say it. though, right?
2416
01:38:30.340 --> 01:38:30.760
Yeah, I say it.
2417
01:38:30.819 --> 01:38:31.359
I can say it.
2418
01:38:31.380 --> 01:38:33.060
Oh, sometimes. I used to be able to say it.
2419
01:38:33.060 --> 01:38:34.159
Now I have to cut it out.
2420
01:38:34.180 --> 01:38:36.180
The real question is can he say it on our channel?
2421
01:38:37.100 --> 01:38:38.880
No. He tested it. Really? Okay.
2422
01:38:38.899 --> 01:38:39.100
Yeah.
2423
01:38:39.270 --> 01:38:39.590
I forget.
2424
01:38:39.600 --> 01:38:39.739
Oh, no.
2425
01:38:39.770 --> 01:38:40.890
We were talking about the N-word.
2426
01:38:41.520 --> 01:38:42.750
Oh. Well, yeah. You can say that one.
2427
01:38:45.689 --> 01:38:48.569
I think he found the line.
2428
01:38:48.869 --> 01:38:50.550
I thought you were cool, man.
2429
01:38:51.989 --> 01:38:54.289
Man, all these red lights on these cameras mean you
2430
01:38:54.329 --> 01:38:58.829
cannot say that. So that's why. When you said hard R,
2431
01:38:59.069 --> 01:39:02.050
in Australia, I always thought the hard R was retard.
2432
01:39:02.710 --> 01:39:04.949
No, you can say retard as you want. That was
2433
01:39:05.130 --> 01:39:06.970
the Linus Tech Tips thing. Did you see that?
2434
01:39:08.409 --> 01:39:08.909
You didn't see that?
2435
01:39:09.310 --> 01:39:09.489
No.
2436
01:39:09.670 --> 01:39:10.289
Linus Tech Tips.
2437
01:39:10.510 --> 01:39:13.609
He was on a podcast. No, this is live. Oh.
2438
01:39:13.829 --> 01:39:16.289
That's why his co-host was freaking out.
2439
01:39:16.689 --> 01:39:17.899
Life is different than.
2440
01:39:18.569 --> 01:39:20.229
Well, because he goes like, oh, well, you know, we
2441
01:39:20.270 --> 01:39:21.560
all used to say the hard R.
2442
01:39:21.600 --> 01:39:23.699
Like, I remember in high school, like, that was just
2443
01:39:23.720 --> 01:39:26.060
something we said. And his co-host is like, what?
2444
01:39:26.819 --> 01:39:27.439
You what?
2445
01:39:27.560 --> 01:39:29.039
And it took him a while to figure out.
2446
01:39:29.079 --> 01:39:32.159
He's like. He's like, yeah, everyone. You mean like the
2447
01:39:34.939 --> 01:39:36.840
N word? He's like, oh, God, no. Like, we wouldn't
2448
01:39:36.880 --> 01:39:39.439
say that. And he's like, oh, thank God. He's like,
2449
01:39:39.479 --> 01:39:42.510
what's the hard R mean? He's like. Brother, wait, the
2450
01:39:42.550 --> 01:39:46.409
hard R is for the N-word. He's like, oh, oh, no,
2451
01:39:46.470 --> 01:39:49.069
I did not say that in high school. Uh-oh, yeah,
2452
01:39:49.069 --> 01:39:52.350
100% never made those jokes. He said it all the time.
2453
01:39:52.369 --> 01:39:54.510
He was talking about retard the entire time? Yeah.
2454
01:39:55.069 --> 01:39:56.590
Yeah, that's right, yeah.
2455
01:39:57.390 --> 01:40:00.189
Because his co-host is just sitting there like, brother, you
2456
01:40:00.250 --> 01:40:02.350
could not have waterboarded this out of me.
2457
01:40:02.380 --> 01:40:05.760
Like, what the fuck are you talking about? That's what
2458
01:40:05.840 --> 01:40:08.100
I thought it was, too, until I think only a
2459
01:40:08.140 --> 01:40:11.000
couple of years ago when I heard someone sort of
2460
01:40:11.020 --> 01:40:12.600
you know reference it like that and I was like
2461
01:40:12.800 --> 01:40:17.010
oh shit no that's not what I thought that was
2462
01:40:17.310 --> 01:40:19.489
that's a different word that's a very different word but
2463
01:40:19.510 --> 01:40:26.380
yeah you're like I don't hate retards I don't blame
2464
01:40:26.399 --> 01:40:27.930
retards for everything.
2465
01:40:33.100 --> 01:40:33.779
I do but.
2466
01:40:35.449 --> 01:40:39.770
Yeah, no, it's not nice to say words. But, yeah,
2467
01:40:39.949 --> 01:40:40.609
it's– God, it's.
2468
01:40:42.310 --> 01:40:42.670
So funny.
2469
01:40:42.689 --> 01:40:45.310
But that's like social policing of words. Like it's not
2470
01:40:45.399 --> 01:40:47.619
cool to say that in an angry way, I guess.
2471
01:40:48.060 --> 01:40:50.600
In an angry way? Everyone says they don't say it,
2472
01:40:50.640 --> 01:40:51.399
but they all say it.
2473
01:40:52.600 --> 01:40:53.340
I say it when I cum.
2474
01:40:56.140 --> 01:41:00.449
Dude, I've had– What a first date. Oh, yeah.
2475
01:41:01.069 --> 01:41:03.050
On a bedroom window from the outside.
2476
01:41:03.659 --> 01:41:07.899
I've had black people scream the angriest words ever in
2477
01:41:07.960 --> 01:41:11.460
my face against like a white dude. And I just
2478
01:41:11.619 --> 01:41:13.279
laughed the entire time.
2479
01:41:13.939 --> 01:41:19.970
Oh, so your first show, does it start tomorrow at? Friday. Friday.
2480
01:41:20.109 --> 01:41:23.750
I'm at the Vulcan in Austin. And then I'm heading over.
2481
01:41:23.770 --> 01:41:24.329
Yeah, for a minute then.
2482
01:41:24.810 --> 01:41:26.750
Yeah yeah so I'm here in Texas for the next
2483
01:41:26.750 --> 01:41:29.109
10 days and then I'm heading over to beautiful Los
2484
01:41:29.170 --> 01:41:31.670
Angeles to do the Hollywood improv and then over to
2485
01:41:31.729 --> 01:41:35.619
gorgeous New York City to I'm sort of just testing
2486
01:41:36.079 --> 01:41:38.380
where I can and can't sell tickets I don't know
2487
01:41:38.560 --> 01:41:40.779
also with a toddler it's hard to travel for a
2488
01:41:40.800 --> 01:41:43.119
long period of time too so we're over here for
2489
01:41:43.180 --> 01:41:45.729
the next 3 or 4 weeks and heading back home
2490
01:41:45.779 --> 01:41:49.250
to get into Christmas and whatnot. And then probably I've
2491
01:41:49.270 --> 01:41:51.789
got a special that I'm releasing, talking to some streamers
2492
01:41:51.829 --> 01:41:54.239
at the moment, but see if they come to me
2493
01:41:54.260 --> 01:41:54.699
with a deal.
2494
01:41:54.739 --> 01:41:56.619
If not, we'll just put it out on YouTube. Nice, man.
2495
01:41:56.699 --> 01:41:59.189
Fuck yeah. How many live shows are you doing?
2496
01:42:00.210 --> 01:42:03.109
I'm doing three in America, which I know isn't for all,
2497
01:42:03.149 --> 01:42:04.729
but this is the first. This is sort of testing
2498
01:42:04.750 --> 01:42:07.619
the waters to see how we're going. It's terrifying, isn't it? Yeah,
2499
01:42:07.699 --> 01:42:10.000
a different country, man. Like in Australia this year or
2500
01:42:10.439 --> 01:42:12.960
last year and this year, because that was the time
2501
01:42:13.000 --> 01:42:14.550
of the tour. It started last year, ended this year.
2502
01:42:14.560 --> 01:42:17.210
There was like 40 shows. So that's where I obviously
2503
01:42:17.229 --> 01:42:20.369
want to get to with America. Australia has- 40 shows?
2504
01:42:20.649 --> 01:42:21.529
Yeah, in a year.
2505
01:42:21.569 --> 01:42:23.609
Well, the most I ever did was 92 in six
2506
01:42:23.630 --> 01:42:27.489
different countries. So that was a lot. Holy shit. We're
2507
01:42:27.529 --> 01:42:31.369
doing eight this year and we're like- Yeah, it's hard work, man. Dude,
2508
01:42:31.569 --> 01:42:34.350
it's fucking- It's a lot. And so what I've been
2509
01:42:34.409 --> 01:42:37.039
doing over the last- Since Atticus was born, my son,
2510
01:42:37.479 --> 01:42:39.239
he- Extra name. Best name.
2511
01:42:39.319 --> 01:42:41.560
I love it. That's cool shit. He's going to fucking-
2512
01:42:41.579 --> 01:42:44.539
He's a gladiator. He is. He is. He's got long
2513
01:42:44.579 --> 01:42:45.619
hair too, so he's the man.
2514
01:42:45.640 --> 01:42:50.109
Yeah. He finds farts funny, too, which is hilarious. Like,
2515
01:42:50.210 --> 01:42:51.609
I'll wake up in the morning, make a coffee, and
2516
01:42:51.649 --> 01:42:53.529
I'll drop me guts, as we say in Australia.
2517
01:42:54.949 --> 01:42:59.680
Drop me guts. I call it shitting on your sign, but.
2518
01:42:59.720 --> 01:43:01.300
Babe, I'm going to drop them guts later.
2519
01:43:01.479 --> 01:43:03.079
Two girls, one.
2520
01:43:03.199 --> 01:43:03.680
One coffee.
2521
01:43:04.859 --> 01:43:07.300
And so I'll fart in the kitchen, and he'll laugh.
2522
01:43:07.380 --> 01:43:07.800
It's great.
2523
01:43:07.920 --> 01:43:08.560
It's fantastic.
2524
01:43:08.579 --> 01:43:10.260
He's going to grow up to this early on.
2525
01:43:10.460 --> 01:43:10.939
He knows.
2526
01:43:11.079 --> 01:43:12.640
And he goes... It's hilarious.
2527
01:43:14.560 --> 01:43:15.720
But when he was.
2528
01:43:15.659 --> 01:43:17.159
Born- Hell yeah, little man.
2529
01:43:17.729 --> 01:43:24.090
Sorry, his mother and myself, we started dating back in
2530
01:43:24.109 --> 01:43:26.829
the day, what, 10 years, 11 years ago, 12 years
2531
01:43:26.869 --> 01:43:27.569
ago now, whatever it is.
2532
01:43:29.029 --> 01:43:30.810
She had to work while I was on the road
2533
01:43:31.270 --> 01:43:32.529
and she was working these shit jobs.
2534
01:43:32.550 --> 01:43:35.149
And I always said, regardless of what our family life
2535
01:43:35.210 --> 01:43:37.869
is like, once I make money, we go everywhere together
2536
01:43:37.890 --> 01:43:39.550
and that's why we do that. So when he was
2537
01:43:39.630 --> 01:43:41.979
born and I was touring- he would only go to
2538
01:43:42.020 --> 01:43:44.170
sleep for me. Like today, you'd only go to sleep
2539
01:43:44.189 --> 01:43:46.590
for me. So I shush him off, lay down with him,
2540
01:43:46.710 --> 01:43:49.409
put him to bed. And then we wake up and
2541
01:43:49.470 --> 01:43:51.430
I go straight up. Well, I get up and go
2542
01:43:51.520 --> 01:43:53.840
straight on stage. So that was like my warmup. So
2543
01:43:53.859 --> 01:43:55.460
a lot of people are doing shots, they're firing up.
2544
01:43:55.819 --> 01:43:59.510
Mine was, in a dark room and then walk up, boom,
2545
01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:00.199
straight on stage.
2546
01:44:00.359 --> 01:44:01.189
And then you farted on them.
2547
01:44:01.369 --> 01:44:03.069
And then I farted on them. That was how it
2548
01:44:03.090 --> 01:44:04.069
was done. That's my first joke.
2549
01:44:04.529 --> 01:44:06.670
And so that was sort of how that all changed
2550
01:44:06.729 --> 01:44:07.029
for me.
2551
01:44:07.289 --> 01:44:07.689
But it was good.
2552
01:44:07.710 --> 01:44:09.350
It gave me something to do before shows rather than
2553
01:44:09.369 --> 01:44:11.170
just walking around. But at least you guys, with your
2554
01:44:11.210 --> 01:44:13.119
live shows, there's a group of you.
2555
01:44:13.479 --> 01:44:13.960
Yes.
2556
01:44:14.020 --> 01:44:17.300
For me, it's just usually just Ben and myself sitting
2557
01:44:17.439 --> 01:44:20.140
in a random fucking backstage area.
2558
01:44:20.199 --> 01:44:22.659
Random green room. Random green room somewhere in the world.
2559
01:44:23.079 --> 01:44:25.250
That would be terrifying doing an hour. I don't know.
2560
01:44:25.289 --> 01:44:28.170
How long is your set? Hour. oh my by yourself
2561
01:44:28.270 --> 01:44:31.449
dog like we have five six people on that stage
2562
01:44:31.529 --> 01:44:33.649
and then we're interacting with the audience yeah and then
2563
01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:36.539
we're having like people we have people in the audience
2564
01:44:36.560 --> 01:44:38.739
that will come up and interact so it's like boom
2565
01:44:38.760 --> 01:44:40.619
boom boom oh man i do an hour and then
2566
01:44:40.659 --> 01:44:44.260
i'm out of there oh this is oh hour 15
2567
01:44:44.260 --> 01:44:47.510
and then yeah talk to people interact and then it's
2568
01:44:47.689 --> 01:44:48.590
out because it is i.
2569
01:44:48.729 --> 01:44:50.630
Mean you know on top of like vip and everything
2570
01:44:50.649 --> 01:44:52.180
like that like It's exhausting.
2571
01:44:52.340 --> 01:44:53.880
Yeah, it is tiring.
2572
01:44:53.939 --> 01:44:57.300
I love it. I'm very lucky to do what I do. Sure, absolutely.
2573
01:44:57.840 --> 01:45:00.199
I did a shitty job, and I think that was
2574
01:45:00.220 --> 01:45:03.539
the most important thing that I did when I was
2575
01:45:03.579 --> 01:45:04.899
younger was work shitty jobs.
2576
01:45:05.579 --> 01:45:08.859
We've all definitely worked those shit jobs.
2577
01:45:08.880 --> 01:45:10.659
If you don't do that, you don't know what you got.
2578
01:45:11.220 --> 01:45:11.619
Fuck no.
2579
01:45:11.699 --> 01:45:12.560
You've got no idea.
2580
01:45:12.600 --> 01:45:14.300
There's a lot of young guys that I know that
2581
01:45:14.319 --> 01:45:16.039
are in the TikTok game and they've never had a
2582
01:45:16.039 --> 01:45:17.979
normal job and they have no idea. They don't know
2583
01:45:18.020 --> 01:45:19.899
what's going to happen. They're not working hard enough.
2584
01:45:20.140 --> 01:45:22.689
No customer service is wild not to experience that once
2585
01:45:22.739 --> 01:45:25.789
in your life because that's a reality check. Working like, hey,
2586
01:45:25.829 --> 01:45:29.409
being a server, military police officer, that is that reality
2587
01:45:29.489 --> 01:45:32.189
check of how humans are on a day-to-day level.
2588
01:45:32.210 --> 01:45:36.100
Yeah, I mean, I did landscaping. I installed shower screens,
2589
01:45:36.220 --> 01:45:37.340
all these shitty jobs.
2590
01:45:37.359 --> 01:45:37.760
You're white.
2591
01:45:38.510 --> 01:45:42.090
I know. I'm not even Mexican. There we go. How
2592
01:45:42.109 --> 01:45:43.710
do I even know that reference? I don't know any
2593
01:45:43.750 --> 01:45:46.340
Mexicans and I'm not from here. You nailed it.
2594
01:45:46.390 --> 01:45:48.529
I'm just saying all the Mexicans work at the bank.
2595
01:45:48.750 --> 01:45:51.390
I did this. I was like, well. The Jewish Mexicans.
2596
01:45:51.409 --> 01:45:54.890
But yeah, actually, you know what?
2597
01:45:54.909 --> 01:45:57.350
It's called a callback joke. In LA the other day,
2598
01:45:58.069 --> 01:46:00.609
everyone ignored the shit. All the black people, all the
2599
01:46:00.670 --> 01:46:02.979
white people. The only people that talked to us were Mexicans.
2600
01:46:03.180 --> 01:46:04.939
We were walking to the shops and they were really nice.
2601
01:46:05.439 --> 01:46:06.119
Oh, yeah, they do.
2602
01:46:06.180 --> 01:46:07.180
Mexicans are nice as fuck.
2603
01:46:07.239 --> 01:46:10.260
And I was, not that I didn't have any sort
2604
01:46:10.279 --> 01:46:12.020
of preconceived notions about Mexicans.
2605
01:46:12.039 --> 01:46:12.279
Sure.
2606
01:46:12.300 --> 01:46:13.039
I love burritos and shit.
2607
01:46:13.060 --> 01:46:16.560
You just threw your wallet. I just love burritos and shit.
2608
01:46:16.600 --> 01:46:20.050
I just love burritos. Yeah, Mexicans, they love burritos. Mincemeat
2609
01:46:20.149 --> 01:46:20.550
is awesome.
2610
01:46:20.569 --> 01:46:23.250
I don't know if Mexicans invented mincemeat, but big fan.
2611
01:46:25.069 --> 01:46:27.289
Took me a minute. I'm like, no, not the mince
2612
01:46:27.369 --> 01:46:32.310
that you eat. Chorizo? Chorizo. Yes, snags.
2613
01:46:33.939 --> 01:46:36.850
Yeah, that's the Mexican mincemeat.
2614
01:46:36.869 --> 01:46:38.550
I've never heard of a snag. Sausage.
2615
01:46:39.270 --> 01:46:41.109
I love it when Cody tries to say Mexican words.
2616
01:46:41.210 --> 01:46:42.909
It's like my small joys in life.
2617
01:46:42.970 --> 01:46:45.119
I'm trying to get used to it.
2618
01:46:45.300 --> 01:46:47.039
So I have a Mexican fiance right now.
2619
01:46:47.079 --> 01:46:47.239
Yeah.
2620
01:46:47.859 --> 01:46:50.819
Dude, her mom is the nicest person ever.
2621
01:46:51.020 --> 01:46:51.789
Yes, it sounds like her.
2622
01:46:51.939 --> 01:46:53.579
Doesn't speak English whatsoever.
2623
01:46:53.600 --> 01:46:53.939
Oh, really?
2624
01:46:54.239 --> 01:46:55.470
But she'll bring me tamales.
2625
01:46:55.649 --> 01:46:55.890
Yeah.
2626
01:46:56.149 --> 01:46:57.050
And it's, shut up.
2627
01:46:57.649 --> 01:46:58.710
No, that's fine. That one's all right.
2628
01:46:58.930 --> 01:47:00.979
I thought it was Paranza.
2629
01:47:01.020 --> 01:47:04.020
That was the one this morning that I was just like.
2630
01:47:04.420 --> 01:47:05.439
Oh, when I was trying to get.
2631
01:47:05.619 --> 01:47:08.859
Oh, fuck. What were you trying to eat this morning?
2632
01:47:08.939 --> 01:47:09.420
Chilaquiles.
2633
01:47:09.659 --> 01:47:11.189
Chilaquiles. Oh, it's beautiful.
2634
01:47:11.199 --> 01:47:11.699
It's pretty decent.
2635
01:47:11.729 --> 01:47:12.159
Yeah, it was that.
2636
01:47:12.649 --> 01:47:14.149
But just... I don't know... I.
2637
01:47:16.010 --> 01:47:18.930
Don't know how you pronounced it, but it was so funny.
2638
01:47:19.390 --> 01:47:21.850
I probably said Chilaquiles. No, no.
2639
01:47:21.909 --> 01:47:23.760
Even that would have been preferable to whatever the fuck
2640
01:47:23.770 --> 01:47:24.100
you said.
2641
01:47:24.109 --> 01:47:24.319
Yeah.
2642
01:47:26.420 --> 01:47:27.159
Chela Kalers.
2643
01:47:27.380 --> 01:47:28.100
Chela Kalers.
2644
01:47:28.420 --> 01:47:30.619
I'm just trying to get some Chela Kalers right now, man.
2645
01:47:30.659 --> 01:47:32.550
Some Chela Kalers. Can you roll your R's?
2646
01:47:33.250 --> 01:47:33.670
No, I can't.
2647
01:47:34.010 --> 01:47:35.319
Yeah, see, I think that's what it is.
2648
01:47:35.329 --> 01:47:36.229
I've never been able to roll my R's.
2649
01:47:36.250 --> 01:47:38.909
Whatever noise you make instead of rolling the R's. Like,
2650
01:47:39.050 --> 01:47:40.649
I find it is peak comedy.
2651
01:47:40.750 --> 01:47:41.710
I'm trying my best.
2652
01:47:41.989 --> 01:47:42.310
Fuck.
2653
01:47:43.649 --> 01:47:48.149
Fuck. Stupid. So fucking dumb. Damn it.
2654
01:47:48.180 --> 01:47:49.640
I used to work in a bar, and you hear
2655
01:47:49.680 --> 01:47:54.180
Australians pronounce French wine. Like, Mike, get a glass of
2656
01:47:54.220 --> 01:48:02.520
that Mowat. Chardonnay Savio bloke Savio bloke Savio bloke I'll
2657
01:48:02.539 --> 01:48:05.180
get you Savio bloke Here we go There we go
2658
01:48:05.220 --> 01:48:05.979
with that.
2659
01:48:06.159 --> 01:48:09.159
What's your What's your big show In America this tour.
2660
01:48:09.239 --> 01:48:12.350
The biggest They're all about the same They're all like
2661
01:48:12.600 --> 01:48:15.729
Medium sized rooms So It's It's.
2662
01:48:15.630 --> 01:48:18.289
That good Especially It's a good start It's a.
2663
01:48:18.270 --> 01:48:20.590
Start man And it's not I'm not sort of trying
2664
01:48:20.609 --> 01:48:23.180
to big dick myself here. I'm an absolute nobody when
2665
01:48:23.189 --> 01:48:26.329
it comes to America. And it's just starting from the,
2666
01:48:26.500 --> 01:48:29.239
starting from the bottom and trying to make my way somewhere.
2667
01:48:29.260 --> 01:48:30.659
So that's, that's all I'm doing here.
2668
01:48:30.760 --> 01:48:34.390
What's a medium sized room? Uh, 200 or something. Okay. Yeah.
2669
01:48:34.409 --> 01:48:37.789
So not, not crazy, not tiny, not ridiculous, but they're, they're,
2670
01:48:37.810 --> 01:48:38.109
they're good.
2671
01:48:38.130 --> 01:48:38.569
They're good enough.
2672
01:48:38.750 --> 01:48:41.569
And that's terrifying for the people like 200 people.
2673
01:48:41.590 --> 01:48:44.050
They don't, when you look out, especially when you're just
2674
01:48:44.430 --> 01:48:46.449
in a new place, that's especially by yourself.
2675
01:48:46.489 --> 01:48:48.250
We don't know if they're going to work the jokes.
2676
01:48:48.470 --> 01:48:50.869
I have no idea because there's, I've done shows in
2677
01:48:50.890 --> 01:48:55.500
the UK, um, in, in, in, in Scotland, in Ireland, in,
2678
01:48:55.640 --> 01:48:59.800
in Northern Ireland. And, um, New Zealand, but never, they're
2679
01:48:59.810 --> 01:49:02.520
all very similar places. Never in, I've done shows in
2680
01:49:02.539 --> 01:49:03.300
New York though before.
2681
01:49:03.319 --> 01:49:05.500
So, and everything was sweet. So it'll be fine.
2682
01:49:06.619 --> 01:49:08.619
LA, you were talking about that earlier. Like that's the
2683
01:49:08.720 --> 01:49:11.220
one place that like landing for the first time when I,
2684
01:49:11.460 --> 01:49:11.939
first time.
2685
01:49:11.840 --> 01:49:12.960
I visited LA. Dude.
2686
01:49:13.439 --> 01:49:14.279
Years and years ago.
2687
01:49:14.300 --> 01:49:16.039
I can't remember when it was, but I remember looking
2688
01:49:16.079 --> 01:49:18.619
out the window and my thought was, cause you see
2689
01:49:18.640 --> 01:49:21.279
that haze over the land and it's just like grid
2690
01:49:22.180 --> 01:49:23.399
as far as the eye can see.
2691
01:49:23.640 --> 01:49:24.300
It's confronting.
2692
01:49:24.479 --> 01:49:27.569
I just thought like this place looks like the earth
2693
01:49:27.659 --> 01:49:28.479
has cancer.
2694
01:49:28.539 --> 01:49:31.800
If you didn't grow up here and you came in
2695
01:49:31.840 --> 01:49:34.220
from Australia and you saw LA first, you would assume
2696
01:49:34.260 --> 01:49:36.819
that that's all of America. And we were talking about
2697
01:49:36.840 --> 01:49:40.159
this in the car. Like, it just seems like, It's
2698
01:49:40.239 --> 01:49:43.100
so yellow and gross. And if this is your only
2699
01:49:43.140 --> 01:49:45.680
experience of America, then you've probably missed out on a lot.
2700
01:49:45.720 --> 01:49:46.859
Yeah, I can feel that because there's a lot of
2701
01:49:46.899 --> 01:49:47.310
crime there.
2702
01:49:47.350 --> 01:49:49.470
Like you said, the homelessness is like super bad there.
2703
01:49:49.789 --> 01:49:52.270
And like the Hollywood Walk of Fame, everyone goes there.
2704
01:49:52.329 --> 01:49:55.210
And it's just cracked out, crackheads cracking everywhere.
2705
01:49:55.310 --> 01:49:55.949
It's outrageous.
2706
01:49:55.989 --> 01:49:58.600
And there's shit on the street. People are rude as fuck.
2707
01:49:58.609 --> 01:50:02.880
Bro, I took– we were doing that screening for that
2708
01:50:02.939 --> 01:50:05.449
movie we went to a couple of years ago. And
2709
01:50:05.689 --> 01:50:07.840
I took my son. He was probably 14, 13 at
2710
01:50:07.880 --> 01:50:10.100
the time. I took him up there because I was like, hey,
2711
01:50:10.119 --> 01:50:12.560
I want you to experience the Walk of Fame. We're
2712
01:50:12.600 --> 01:50:13.720
walking down the Walk of Fame.
2713
01:50:13.760 --> 01:50:15.380
And I'm like, hey. Killer's Game. That's what it was,
2714
01:50:15.439 --> 01:50:15.680
I think.
2715
01:50:15.720 --> 01:50:17.539
Yeah, it was Killer's Game. And I was like, ah,
2716
01:50:17.600 --> 01:50:19.079
dodge that shit. Dodge that shit.
2717
01:50:19.220 --> 01:50:21.829
Because it's on the fucking, the stars on the Walk
2718
01:50:21.970 --> 01:50:22.289
of Fame.
2719
01:50:22.310 --> 01:50:22.850
Oh, these dogs.
2720
01:50:22.930 --> 01:50:23.689
I'm like, John, John.
2721
01:50:23.770 --> 01:50:26.409
I'm like grabbing my son, John. Yeah, I'm like, watch out,
2722
01:50:26.449 --> 01:50:28.770
watch out. No, don't step that way. Don't step that way.
2723
01:50:28.789 --> 01:50:31.949
I saw a shit with muesli in it. You what?
2724
01:50:32.310 --> 01:50:36.779
Do you know what muesli is? Like, what's muesli? Like granola. Oh,
2725
01:50:36.819 --> 01:50:38.880
just poop with granola. Granola in it.
2726
01:50:38.899 --> 01:50:42.960
So either someone was feeding their dog granola or a
2727
01:50:43.000 --> 01:50:43.899
human had shat.
2728
01:50:43.899 --> 01:50:47.369
100% a human had shat. Yeah. Obviously, 100% was doing well.
2729
01:50:47.390 --> 01:50:49.569
There was heroin shits everywhere. The heroin shits are always
2730
01:50:49.590 --> 01:50:50.069
the puddles.
2731
01:50:50.329 --> 01:50:50.989
Is that a black?
2732
01:50:51.430 --> 01:50:53.130
It's like that greasy black shit.
2733
01:50:53.210 --> 01:50:54.100
Not that I see color of it.
2734
01:50:54.369 --> 01:50:55.130
And it's watery.
2735
01:50:55.289 --> 01:50:55.489
Yeah.
2736
01:50:55.529 --> 01:50:57.149
So I was like having to grab my son and
2737
01:50:57.170 --> 01:50:58.689
move him past the heroin shits on.
2738
01:50:58.670 --> 01:50:59.270
The walk of fame.
2739
01:50:59.289 --> 01:51:01.640
You're giving me, oh, I forgot because I took right
2740
01:51:01.680 --> 01:51:05.310
into New York this year. To go, hey, let's go.
2741
01:51:05.550 --> 01:51:07.800
Just his autism was like, daddy, I must go see
2742
01:51:07.880 --> 01:51:08.979
these exact buildings.
2743
01:51:09.380 --> 01:51:10.520
He had to see the tall buildings.
2744
01:51:10.600 --> 01:51:13.060
Yes. To a T of where we're going first. And
2745
01:51:13.840 --> 01:51:17.680
did it all in one day. But still terrifying of walking,
2746
01:51:17.840 --> 01:51:19.659
riding around because he has this phone. I'm like, oh,
2747
01:51:19.720 --> 01:51:21.770
I have to watch out if anyone's going to grab
2748
01:51:21.810 --> 01:51:24.010
his phone. Oh, I want to run a subway. And
2749
01:51:24.029 --> 01:51:25.930
I don't have my gun at that, like in New York.
2750
01:51:26.750 --> 01:51:32.350
Very hard to carry. Coward. No, legally, it's very.
2751
01:51:32.989 --> 01:51:37.060
Those blue cities and states, very hard, even for us.
2752
01:51:38.020 --> 01:51:40.680
It's just not a thing that... I never carried in LA.
2753
01:51:42.039 --> 01:51:44.140
I have never carried in LA.
2754
01:51:44.819 --> 01:51:47.420
And then when you go on the subways, you're very
2755
01:51:47.500 --> 01:51:51.670
much next level of hypervigilance kicked in. Like, Ryan's taking
2756
01:51:51.710 --> 01:51:55.770
his videos. I'm like, oh, I am super uncomfortable right now.
2757
01:51:55.789 --> 01:51:58.819
We had a couple that I think were like... Eastern
2758
01:51:58.899 --> 01:52:00.819
Europe or something, some funny language.
2759
01:52:01.699 --> 01:52:03.560
And they were there. They were whites, I can say that.
2760
01:52:04.619 --> 01:52:07.460
And on the subway in New York. And these kids
2761
01:52:07.539 --> 01:52:10.550
had gotten onto the subway sound system and they kept
2762
01:52:10.560 --> 01:52:13.529
saying this phrase over and over again. And this couple
2763
01:52:13.670 --> 01:52:15.569
ran off the train with their family.
2764
01:52:15.890 --> 01:52:16.510
But we sat.
2765
01:52:16.930 --> 01:52:19.670
What was the phrase? These kids were going, fuck it
2766
01:52:19.710 --> 01:52:22.989
right in the butt. And all the Americans are just
2767
01:52:23.010 --> 01:52:25.380
sitting there like, okay. And we were just like, whatever.
2768
01:52:25.399 --> 01:52:27.170
But these poor European people are like, oh, my.
2769
01:52:27.149 --> 01:52:31.050
God, terrorists. Yeah, they're not used to that kind.
2770
01:52:31.090 --> 01:52:31.409
I don't know.
2771
01:52:31.529 --> 01:52:34.710
Dude, a Japanese person hopping on a U.S. subway system
2772
01:52:34.729 --> 01:52:37.899
would be the most terrifying thing. If they go from
2773
01:52:37.939 --> 01:52:40.699
Japan on how their subway system works and their train system.
2774
01:52:41.170 --> 01:52:43.229
It is organized. It is quiet. It is peaceful. It
2775
01:52:43.260 --> 01:52:45.579
is on time. No one talks. You're not allowed to talk.
2776
01:52:45.659 --> 01:52:48.600
You don't get assaulted by a Michael Jackson impersonator.
2777
01:52:48.680 --> 01:52:49.199
Exactly.
2778
01:52:49.300 --> 01:52:51.420
Dude, you cannot talk on your phone.
2779
01:52:51.479 --> 01:52:53.800
Haven't you seen those videos of dudes coming on women
2780
01:52:54.119 --> 01:52:55.359
on the Japanese subways?
2781
01:52:56.579 --> 01:53:03.560
Huh? I think that's called... Well, yeah. That's a very
2782
01:53:03.640 --> 01:53:09.199
specific Google search. You can't just put crime at the
2783
01:53:09.279 --> 01:53:17.170
end of it. How does one organically come across this? Shit.
2784
01:53:19.630 --> 01:53:22.529
Straight up though, like for the people that are from
2785
01:53:22.689 --> 01:53:25.390
foreign countries that come here and they try to visit
2786
01:53:25.430 --> 01:53:27.869
the United States and they only go to LA and
2787
01:53:27.930 --> 01:53:28.329
New York.
2788
01:53:28.750 --> 01:53:30.949
They're like, man, I hate it here. I'm like, Honestly,
2789
01:53:31.010 --> 01:53:31.520
I get it.
2790
01:53:32.670 --> 01:53:33.140
That's not.
2791
01:53:33.640 --> 01:53:36.000
Because that's most people's understanding of most foreigners.
2792
01:53:36.100 --> 01:53:39.600
It sucks, too, because those are the biggest international airports.
2793
01:53:40.119 --> 01:53:40.319
Yeah.
2794
01:53:40.640 --> 01:53:43.029
And that's all they see in movies, like Hollywood movies,
2795
01:53:43.189 --> 01:53:44.550
New York, Los Angeles.
2796
01:53:44.909 --> 01:53:46.189
I don't like going to those places.
2797
01:53:46.250 --> 01:53:47.029
Yeah, I fucking.
2798
01:53:47.050 --> 01:53:49.130
Dude, you'd have to pay me so much money to
2799
01:53:49.149 --> 01:53:50.149
go to Los Angeles.
2800
01:53:51.010 --> 01:53:51.250
Like, to.
2801
01:53:52.460 --> 01:53:55.819
oh god for a vacation yeah actually talking out loud
2802
01:53:55.960 --> 01:53:57.899
it was not the best place to go on a
2803
01:53:57.920 --> 01:53:59.079
vacation no.
2804
01:53:59.000 --> 01:54:01.350
I know i know i know they're like maybe once
2805
01:54:01.430 --> 01:54:03.609
a year or something like that but i mean fuck
2806
01:54:03.649 --> 01:54:04.770
like it's not for fun.
2807
01:54:04.569 --> 01:54:06.609
And i know you took riding there because he he
2808
01:54:06.649 --> 01:54:09.210
wanted the buildings he wanted those specific buildings to do
2809
01:54:09.310 --> 01:54:11.109
and you you were a good father figure in that
2810
01:54:11.170 --> 01:54:14.279
situation but like if you're coming from a foreign country
2811
01:54:14.300 --> 01:54:16.159
man dude.
2812
01:54:15.380 --> 01:54:18.300
Yeah like riding Here, come on.
2813
01:54:18.460 --> 01:54:22.199
Try to find a rural American town, just like experience Americana.
2814
01:54:22.640 --> 01:54:25.000
It's like if you come here thinking like, oh, all
2815
01:54:25.060 --> 01:54:27.500
of America is New York or LA. It's like, dude,
2816
01:54:27.800 --> 01:54:30.520
that's less than 1%.
2817
01:54:30.520 --> 01:54:33.590
It's the same with Sydney and Melbourne in Australia. They're shitholes,
2818
01:54:33.989 --> 01:54:37.210
like terrible places. Like not crime or anything like that,
2819
01:54:37.250 --> 01:54:40.449
just like dull and gross and concrete. And then you
2820
01:54:40.489 --> 01:54:44.430
go out into like- Brutalism. Not even just the bush,
2821
01:54:44.670 --> 01:54:47.529
but like just normal places like, Where I live in Newcastle,
2822
01:54:47.789 --> 01:54:48.510
it's all just beach.
2823
01:54:49.649 --> 01:54:50.850
You know? It's beautiful.
2824
01:54:51.050 --> 01:54:54.939
It's like we're in Hawaii and these amazing sunsets. But
2825
01:54:54.949 --> 01:54:56.180
then we go home and we're like.
2826
01:54:56.189 --> 01:55:00.520
Same thing. It's the same thing, man. Same sun. Allegedly.
2827
01:55:03.380 --> 01:55:06.720
But, yeah, you go to these cities and we're just
2828
01:55:06.760 --> 01:55:09.399
not made to live in cities. Like we're not meant
2829
01:55:09.439 --> 01:55:13.279
to be that close. We're supposed to have small, neat groups, tribes,
2830
01:55:13.319 --> 01:55:15.739
that type of stuff. Like what's that number, the. The
2831
01:55:15.760 --> 01:55:16.939
amount of people you can have. Like a hundred or
2832
01:55:17.119 --> 01:55:18.800
something like that. A hundred and something people that you
2833
01:55:18.819 --> 01:55:20.560
can have a close personal relationship with.
2834
01:55:20.579 --> 01:55:21.640
That makes sense.
2835
01:55:21.680 --> 01:55:25.560
It's a certain, it's got someone's name and then number.
2836
01:55:25.590 --> 01:55:28.130
That's the person who figured it out or whatever that
2837
01:55:28.149 --> 01:55:31.359
you can have a close personal relationship with. Not these
2838
01:55:31.439 --> 01:55:33.060
hundreds of people you run into every day.
2839
01:55:33.279 --> 01:55:36.140
It's the, what is the rat experiment? That's what I
2840
01:55:36.180 --> 01:55:36.819
was referring to.
2841
01:55:36.859 --> 01:55:39.300
It wasn't the, you might be thinking of, or you
2842
01:55:39.319 --> 01:55:41.619
might be talking about something different, but that was what
2843
01:55:41.640 --> 01:55:42.020
I was thinking.
2844
01:55:42.039 --> 01:55:44.319
That one's great. You get to see the fall and collapse,
2845
01:55:44.420 --> 01:55:47.680
or the rise and the collapse of a society through rats.
2846
01:55:47.720 --> 01:55:49.899
And they did it multiple times. And it was like, hey,
2847
01:55:50.359 --> 01:55:53.220
we will give these mice or rats everything they need.
2848
01:55:53.239 --> 01:55:56.560
They live in a utopia. So they have food, they
2849
01:55:56.600 --> 01:56:00.130
have everything. Then it found out, oh, they don't have
2850
01:56:00.189 --> 01:56:03.270
any stimulation because everything is given.
2851
01:56:03.289 --> 01:56:04.689
They couldn't stand it, right?
2852
01:56:05.229 --> 01:56:07.529
So they would breed, and then the alphas took over.
2853
01:56:07.689 --> 01:56:10.300
And then the other– then the alphas got bored of
2854
01:56:10.340 --> 01:56:12.840
having sex, so they stopped. And the prettiest ones went
2855
01:56:12.859 --> 01:56:17.000
and just fornicated with males. And you would have multiple times,
2856
01:56:17.340 --> 01:56:19.829
rise up and then– All the rats would die.
2857
01:56:20.050 --> 01:56:22.890
When people have no problems in society to actually solve,
2858
01:56:22.930 --> 01:56:23.869
they become gay.
2859
01:56:23.890 --> 01:56:28.310
You read that, dude. It is wild. The under rats,
2860
01:56:28.350 --> 01:56:31.649
like the beta rats, they all started fighting and they
2861
01:56:31.770 --> 01:56:35.569
stopped trying to even approach females. The females would only
2862
01:56:35.630 --> 01:56:39.569
talk to the beautiful rats, the alphas. alphas then we're
2863
01:56:39.609 --> 01:56:41.640
like no we don't even like that fuck off well
2864
01:56:41.899 --> 01:56:44.000
we're gonna be pretty over here they die off the
2865
01:56:44.039 --> 01:56:45.800
females are gonna die off and then all the rats
2866
01:56:45.819 --> 01:56:47.760
would literally die off there's the what's.
2867
01:56:47.619 --> 01:56:50.539
The saying hard times hard men something.
2868
01:56:50.220 --> 01:56:54.840
Like that hard times and hard men hard times create
2869
01:56:54.939 --> 01:56:56.640
soft men soft men create hard.
2870
01:56:56.680 --> 01:57:02.680
Times crazy wild experiment.
2871
01:57:02.060 --> 01:57:05.550
No but it's the like uh was it dostoevsky talking
2872
01:57:05.560 --> 01:57:07.979
about like if if you're you know, in this perfect heaven.
2873
01:57:07.989 --> 01:57:09.859
Is he a Texan? Dostoevsky?
2874
01:57:10.119 --> 01:57:10.800
I don't believe so.
2875
01:57:11.140 --> 01:57:14.340
I believe that was a Russian man, a very Russian man. Dostoevsky.
2876
01:57:14.699 --> 01:57:17.640
But talking about, like, if you had a perfect heaven where, like,
2877
01:57:17.720 --> 01:57:20.399
all you have to do is eat bread and procreate, like,
2878
01:57:21.239 --> 01:57:22.100
you can't fucking handle it.
2879
01:57:22.100 --> 01:57:23.380
That's why retirement kills people.
2880
01:57:24.340 --> 01:57:28.500
Yeah, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah, 100%. The course. I like
2881
01:57:28.520 --> 01:57:32.189
this shirt. Jesus, dude. I know, that's a helmet.
2882
01:57:32.199 --> 01:57:33.770
He's got a hockey flow on him.
2883
01:57:34.090 --> 01:57:36.270
He's got a what? A hockey flow.
2884
01:57:36.289 --> 01:57:38.170
He's got like the hockey flow.
2885
01:57:38.630 --> 01:57:41.550
Hey, you can come here. Hey, baby.
2886
01:57:41.670 --> 01:57:43.340
Look at that hair, dude.
2887
01:57:43.600 --> 01:57:46.840
It's Brandon. And he's just had a big nap. I
2888
01:57:47.119 --> 01:57:51.260
respect the flow. I got you, sweetheart. Well, thank you, gentlemen.
2889
01:57:51.560 --> 01:57:55.260
It's been a pleasure. Oh, brother, where do we find you?
2890
01:57:55.920 --> 01:57:57.439
Or where can the internet find you?
2891
01:57:58.479 --> 01:58:01.380
Instagram at the Buttsman, Isaac Butterfield on YouTube, and that's
2892
01:58:01.399 --> 01:58:03.569
pretty much about it. But come and see me live
2893
01:58:03.590 --> 01:58:05.439
next time I'm back here or whenever this comes out.
2894
01:58:05.760 --> 01:58:06.340
Absolutely, man.
2895
01:58:06.479 --> 01:58:09.189
But I'll be back in 2026, I'm sure, and so
2896
01:58:09.289 --> 01:58:11.149
on and so forth. So thank you, gentlemen, for your time.
2897
01:58:11.189 --> 01:58:14.579
I appreciate your time and your efforts. But now the
2898
01:58:14.600 --> 01:58:17.520
kuss has reclaimed his father.
2899
01:58:17.560 --> 01:58:19.840
We can tell. Cody, close us out, you beautiful son
2900
01:58:19.859 --> 01:58:20.279
of a bitch.
2901
01:58:20.380 --> 01:58:23.380
Guys, thank you for coming to the Unsubscribe podcast. I
2902
01:58:23.399 --> 01:58:28.310
was joined today by Eli Doubletap. Isaac Butterfield, Brandon Herrera, myself,
2903
01:58:28.350 --> 01:58:29.050
Donut Operator.
2904
01:58:29.170 --> 01:58:30.430
We really appreciate y'all.
2905
01:58:30.829 --> 01:58:35.640
Thank you all. Kisses. You know my name.