SELLEST OSAST
After a six-week break spent hitting the steroids and smoking crack, the boys are finally back with another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast.
We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where Big Pappa J unexpectedly finds love with a lonely pensioner, before the lads revolutionise fashion by creating a stunning pair of Pat Butcher-inspired earrings from oversized prawn crackers. Haute couture has officially peaked.
The main event sees us doing what Brits do best... moaning about other Brits abroad. From the selfish towel-on-sunbed brigade to the baffling lack of surveillance drones policing hotel pools before breakfast, no holidaymaker is safe.
Next up, Alternative TV Shows introduces the world to an adorable little snail who's somehow lost its shell, before things descend into complete madness as Eastside and Westside battle it out with price guns in what may well be the strangest game show ever imagined.
As always, thanks for listening. And if you're feeling a little lonely, don't worry... we've got a brand-new app in development. There's just one tiny catch... it's exclusively for former West Ham players.
If you enjoyed the video, let us know in the comments. We love hearing your favourite moments, your worst ideas, and any suggestions for future episodes.
Love and respect as always,
Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️
