Superfluously Genius Inventions & Internal Aggression Reservoirs

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I've been learning that recently also like I'll
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I'll just mock someone because like the way they said something
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sounded funny or I don't know yes maybe it's my
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autism where I just repeat it we all got a
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little bit of it I don't know but it's like like someone's
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accent sometimes a word will just repeat in my
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head over and over and over and I'm
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like girl are you crazy yes um so
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it's kind of like that where like I'll just wait like I'll
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say it out loud when I hear someone i'll say it but then yeah sometimes
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i realize oh they probably thought that was rude and i
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didn't mean it like that no never you just hear a funny sound and you got to
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repeat it exactly or bloop or you know like something in a song that's like
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no what was it that we used to do like literally just name things out like you
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didn't know how to say it like or wait what,
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I don't remember oh my gosh it was like just a dumb inside joke we had is that
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what you're saying yeah I'm like I know my dog I can't the side eye oh my god
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he's about to freak out I can tell it I can see it in his face,
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Oh, yeah, he's walking away. We're good. He's like a grumpy old man.
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You're going to have to listen to him drink for 20 minutes, though, so just put up with it.
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We have to put up with it, so so do you. It'll probably edit that sound out, I bet.
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I hope. If you're not suffering right now, then you're in the clear. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, it's just like we would mock ourselves, mock everything. Like, it was just funny.
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We were just, let me tell you, when we were teenagers, we were living in our
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own world. I mean, where all teenagers are, but I feel like us,
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we were in the same world.
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Oh, yeah, we were in the same world, and it was our own at the same time.
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There was nobody else in it.
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No, and I feel like that is why I don't think that mocking is rude,
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and it should be allowed.
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We should all stop taking things so seriously.
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True. It's a funny form of jokes, okay?
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Try sense of humor. I love it.
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Wait that's dry sense of humor i don't know actually let's let's get into this
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because i always wonder that no you know let's get into it what is dry i saw it just the other day,
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actually and i literally was like okay but what is dry sense of humor now before
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you look it up use your use your dog okay tell me what you think it means oh
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she's using my noggin um Um,
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I think that it means like low, like low key mean in a way.
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Like they have a dry sense of humor. It's like, it's either,
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it's either low key mean or it's, they think things that aren't funny are funny. Okay.
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Right. That's a good guess. I don't know. But let me tell you.
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I know, but what's your guess? Let me tell you. Okay.
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What, what makes me think about it is, okay, what would dry be?
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Well then what's wet? what's wet humor a wet sense of humor never heard that
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yeah wait juicy what juicy it's
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just like like you're dropping you're dropping fucking what's the word,
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Oh, a punchline. God, obviously not a comedian. Clearly.
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Dropping punchlines left and right. Maybe it's juicy. No, like you're just saying often.
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You're often making things funny. No, punchlines like the type of humor where
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it's like, yeah, but you're saying you're dropping them left and right.
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I'm thinking of like even a knock-knock joke, but maybe that's dry. Maybe that's dry. No.
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What level? How would you describe it? A dry sense of humor. Not your jokes.
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I know, but it's what you think is funny, right? Right, exactly.
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It could be anything. Okay, look. Hold on, I have to be a little lost.
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We're not in the same page.
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I don't even know we're reading the same book. Okay, what does sometimes in
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the same world and sometimes not even read the same book? Yeah.
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Of humor. What does dry sense of humor mean?
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That's how it's spelled. Okay, okay, don't yell at us. Seriously.
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Shh, it's going to be okay. It's because this cord is keeping him,
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like, two feet away from us.
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He just can't get closer and he's pissed about it.
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Chat is really having a hard time with this one.
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He doesn't know. Chat, you haven't named your AI bot?
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Have you? No. Okay, you said that
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like you have. I still haven't named my sourdough disc card or my car.
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I'm behind on naming things. This is really having a hard time.
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Maybe I should just ask Google. That's crazy. I didn't know you could have a hard time.
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Google will always pull through and tell you exactly what you want to hear. Okay.
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No. Why is it?
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No, this is not giving me. Maybe this is why chat was having such a hard time. Okay, wait.
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Okay are you finding it yeah so i was like who is she texting right now,
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she's got better things to do in this moment i have to give this dog a bone
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literally so i'll leave us alone this dog literally needs a bone,
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the way that you went around the cords the first time.
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So funny okay you ready to hear this definition for
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galicious definition make them boys go loco hit
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hit me with it dry sense of humor means i pulled it up on google and it says
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dead pam okay mine was saying that and i was like dead this means nothing to
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me and i skipped that i think that's also just another word for that sense of
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humor um it's a comedic delivery style,
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um okay i'm getting there.
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So it's an intentional display of emotional neutrality or no emotion oh my god
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okay this is why i like it okay wait this is why i like it because it's just
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like it's they're acting like they're not trying to be funny but they they're
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okay so that's me okay perfect it's meant to be blunt,
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ironic, or seemingly unintentional.
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Okay, yeah, Chaz saying it delivered, it means someone delivers jokes or makes
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funny comments in a very straight-faced, serious, or deadpan way,
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often without smiling or showing that they're joking.
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There's an example here. It's a cartoon of a woman and a man talking. Okay.
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And the woman's chat bubble says, next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. See.
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I'm really bad at this kind of comedy, actually, because I think I'm hilarious.
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So I can't be funny and hold a straight face.
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Oh, okay, yeah, me too. Like, I'll do something for you and I'll be like,
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right? Like, it's hilarious.
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Okay, how about, no, because actually, yes and no.
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I feel like you can deliver the joke seriously. honestly like
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you did it just the other day tell me what did i do
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i think it's okay if i share because i already
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told the people that this was about but when i got to your house the other day
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i was going to her house to make a sourdough discard pizza and it was fucking
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good yeah it And by the way,
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every person that I've spoken to since then, I was like,
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I made sourdough.
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This carpeak is a lot of time. You did. You put the toppings on one of them.
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No, you did literally everything.
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I was just there. You could do it if you needed to. I could do it if I needed
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to. But I did decorate one. Decorate.
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Um okay but when i walked in so i
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had been with my sister and her sister-in-law
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well yeah okay we're dating shout out
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to those two biggest fans our sisters are dating
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yeah yeah um and
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i had told them that i was going
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over there to do that and they were like so offended that they
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were invited okay and then
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when i got to kylie's house i was like kylie they're offended
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that we didn't invite them to our pizza
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party and she literally just straight faced like no emotion or like almost aggressive
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was like i don't give a fuck or like something like that like so who fucking
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cares and i was like what it came out so aggressive i don't know oh it hit me
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in the face I was like, are you being serious?
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Yeah and then you started laughing and i was like oh okay good it's a joke yeah
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sometimes you really just think i'm a bitch no no i don't ever that's why i
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was like so caught off guard and then i started laughing because that was hilarious
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and i was like i can't believe.
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I can't believe i can't believe it reminded me
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of my 16 year old kylie friend wow
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so she was she was crazier for sure now
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you're like nice to everybody oh fuck i've been
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trying to annoy her i know how is this how do i keep getting nicer
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if i feel like i've i've been getting meaner this doesn't make sense no you're
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so nice to everyone all the time i'm like
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lol this and you're like but they have a point but
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i could see where they're coming from no but like empathize
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with their situation um so yeah
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it just threw me off so you are a dry sense of humor girly
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yeah for about for about five seconds
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before i bust into laughter i know i think i think
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if that kept writing in
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the district description i think that they would say that they could
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laugh after a minute you're right that's still cool
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right it's because if
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okay it's not funny actually if you just never laugh then
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you're like uncomfortable yeah it's just like
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serious really mean for real yeah so rude no you have to acknowledge that it
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was funny at some point even if you just do it in a subtle way where you just
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like half smile at them and then just like don't acknowledge it anymore yeah
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it's like we both know that was funny right okay right.
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You know it's honestly those things will come to
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my brain and i can literally say anything in front
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of you and be fine right those things will
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come to your brain sometimes and you can't say it and i won't say it yeah because
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i'm like yeah you're gonna literally think i'm so
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mean i know that's why sometimes i'm like am i mean also
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my dad told these people in front of
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me the other day though like i am he was
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like no she's so nice but like she could also
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be so rude he's like it's crazy i
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was like what your dad said this to some strangers they're
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not strangers it's like his friends oh but i
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was like damn am i rude damn dad
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you're just gonna drop that right now i was like i thought that like
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i was funny you know what i mean i thought it was
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always funny when i'm rude apparently
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not sometimes it's not rude no sometimes i'm grumpy i talked about this with
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megan and autumn i was like am i rude guys because she's the one i'm the rudest
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too megan would know out of anybody and she was like for sure you're rude i was like oh shit.
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Megan's my little sister, by the way. Okay, but what does my sister think?
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I was actually thinking that today.
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I was like, I wonder if Kylie Simling thinks she's rude because I don't think
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you're rude to them. I'm rude to Megan.
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I was once, but not anymore. I know. I'm becoming nicer to her.
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But it's also nice, this as well. I actually just saw a TikTok on this before you arrived.
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Her research. Yeah, I was researching. That is topic.
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But a video came across my page that was um a girl and she was like only sisters
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will understand this concept and she was like saying how she's so excited for
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a sister to come in town like,
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she's like one of the the only person
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that she can be mean to and it's fine and she's
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like it's such a relief she's like she's
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like i could tell her to shut the fuck up like she's breathing too loud and she
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will just be like okay and she's and she's like
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but she'll also give it back to me and it's okay too and how
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nice that is that you can just like be rude like
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she's like if you're she's talking too long i can just tell her to shut the
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fuck up and like get on with it okay i get what you're saying move the fuck
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on yeah and you just can like be blunt like that and it's nice like refreshing
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you know and it is i was thinking about it when because my sister megan is coming
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to work or like she started working with me.
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And wow, my sister works with me too. Oh my God, how cute.
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That's true. Sorry, continue. No, but I was thinking while training her that...
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It's funny because she has said that I was rude training her,
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but I was thinking how it's nice to not, like, kind of dance around people doing things wrong.
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Like, I could just be like, no, don't do that. Do this. Like,
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you know, they're a competent adult that's not going to freak out.
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Yeah, and you can just, like, give them instruction without having to,
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like, beat around the bush because you don't want to offend them. I don't know. Yeah.
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Or just like having to say it in a nice way when i'm just want to be like.
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You know wipe the tables correctly i
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don't know or you know someone tells you something and you feel
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totally comfortable just being like does it look
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like i give a fuck yeah exactly exactly you
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get it it's so nice so refreshing
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and how nice would it be to just like be comfortable
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with everybody like that you see
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some people do it and you go that's amazing but also damn yeah but also sometimes
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you're like whoa yeah wait then are people just getting mean don't abuse it
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you know you have to come around eventually like how i'm coming around that
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i should probably be nicer to her more often more often than it's making it
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sound like i'm really mean i'm not like,
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actually that mean what does it look like to you for you to
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be mean to her what kind of way it was like i walked into
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her house the other day and she was like pointing out that
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she had went to the gym and i was like oh that's why it
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stinks in here stop i was joking okay no you weren't no i was genuinely joking
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it didn't stink at all but she was so offended and and i just kept going with.
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See, you were just saying it would be rough if they never caved,
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but you never caved. No, I laughed about it every single time.
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I laughed about it and I told her it was a joke. But every time another opportunity
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came up to say in a different way that she was stinky, I took it.
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I randomly found a baby book in her living room that was something about stinky.
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And I was like, oh my goodness, you left your book.
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It's like, how to take a bath.
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Um so like that's mean you could say
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you could say right but like would you
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do that to just anybody like i was fully joking she did not stink
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i promise again i swear you smell good
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i didn't actually smell her at all i was just
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like jam stinky honey yeah make it funny make it funny now go yeah laugh god
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damn it you know no sometimes those things like will just come to your brain
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and it when you don't hold them back yeah it's just amazing let them fly but
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would you do that to a stranger.
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No no yeah see i'm just starting
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to do it more with like friends and family
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like i'm like you know i'm joking right
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but they should
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they do that's what i'm realizing yeah they do
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they do you're funny oh i can't stop
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you're pretty
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funny too stop i did stop and all
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of you out there know more funny too right nobody's nobody's
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laughing i can hear him okay okay good i
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thought that was just reptar chewing his bone no they're always laughing at
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least in my head um yeah i would like to assume that everybody would get it
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but i don't know sometimes they don't last time we left y'all on a cliffhanger
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and i realized it's been 18 minutes of not mentioning the cliffhanger Okay,
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what was it? We told them...
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She rapped. We were going to tell them some inventions.
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You were going to tell me some inventions.
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I thought of some inventions the other day. Okay.
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Forever ago now. And I was like, I wanted to run them past you.
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Okay. All right, this is... Flash forward 20 years and we're...
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We've made these made these yeah no and well you can tell me if it's a good
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idea or not okay you can be the shark yeah okay so roller skating karaoke bar
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do you want me to repeat it,
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roller skating karaoke bar you know i was gonna say yes and then you just did it so that's good,
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roller skating karaoke bar right am i right no yeah so you can roller skate
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and you can do karaoke at this bar and you can get drinks tell me that wouldn't
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be fun to go to a roller skating rink like the in-building ones that are like
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fun lights with alcohol and karaoke.
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People might get pretty crazy. Sounds like a good ass time.
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Right? Wouldn't that not be fun? Yeah. I didn't think about the liability of
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it all. Well, just, no, listen. You sign a waiver.
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We'll get two security guards. I know them. I'll text them.
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We've already got them. Got them already. We've already got their contact.
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Okay. Now we just need to figure out money in a building.
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Oh, yeah. It's just a warehouse. So obviously I'm down. That's what I'm saying.
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Um so yeah that sounds fantastic i think
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you know allow rollerblades let me
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add we will allow rollerblades sorry continue
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okay sorry yes roller rink no
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i'm saying you can have roller skates but we'll allow rollerblades
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as well and healy's if you want i'm bringing them if you want i looked it up
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we could get some oh yeah i'm sure i'm sure so and then yeah you skate on over
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to the bar you gave yourself a drink and eventually probably not karaoke on the rink,
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maybe off to the side but now when i thought of this i was like this is such a brilliant idea,
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and now that i'm saying it i'm like i said everything i thought it was gonna be yes,
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wasn't it like those are in the same place is that cohesive or no yeah oh my
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god yeah people are like people are jamming to songs but they're out of breath
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because they're roller skating it sounds hilarious okay so you can karaoke on
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the rink yeah right you can't drink on the rink you can't have your drink on
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the rink with you it's too rinky dinky,
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oh whoa whoa that was grandma humor i know it comes out,
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Is that right? No, that's not right. No. That's dad jokes. Yeah,
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dad jokes, but like on another level. Grandma.
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A little grandma joke. Yeah, of course you can't have your drinks on the rink.
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That's crazy. What would we call it?
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Rinky drinky. The rinky dinky.
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The rinky dinky drinky. The dinky rinky bar.
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I don't know. We could beer off
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the dinky rinky. Oh, wait. You got to have karaoke in there, too. Whoa.
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Or is that just like a secret? Rinky-dinky. I don't know. It's like a different bar.
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It's a whole other type of club. It's a different bar, actually.
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Roller. I don't know. If you think of anything, drop it in the chat and we will credit you.
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You'll get free roller skating for life.
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If you're the person. Okay, fine. Sure.
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They deserve it. They do. If you came up with the killer name.
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Yeah. You got to pay for your drink, so come on, man. Yeah, you get on that rink for free.
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Okay. Yeah. Okay.
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Not make the deal too sweet. I don't want them giving us a really good name. Jill. Okay.
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Sorry if you can hear my freaking swallowing. It's aggressive.
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Also this is an after hours episode where
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we normal we normally film in the middle of the day and it's nine p almost 10
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p.m well so that's fun for you okay my other one is more practical it is slightly
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bigger bed sheets in each size Yes.
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Am i wrong no you're not wrong is
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that not a brilliant idea i just imagine the
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packaging saying slightly bigger fed sheets
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of each size yeah literally because every time
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i'm putting my bed sheets on i'm just like why not why not
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just a little bit bigger why do they have to
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be so hard to get on like they would sit on the
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bed really nicely if they're a little
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bit bigger have you tried different sheets i mean
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like i've felt this way my whole life okay throughout
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all the beds have you do you not
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feel that way ours is like tight like
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the sheet on the top is tight but there's a lot of fabric
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that curls underneath it like so much so i have to like lift the
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mattress and like do you not have a that's not
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you have a fitted sheet yes ma'am what am i some
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kind of savage i don't know when you said top sheet i
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was thinking oh yeah that is a different sheet my that would be crazy though
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so yours isn't bad so that's why when i was telling you about my inventions
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i was like these are some of these are probably a thing already i just need
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to look into it yeah i'm just suffering with like tiny bed sheets apparently.
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Um i was i just thought that like they were all like this conspiracy of like,
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the bed sheets have to be like slightly too small for every size so it's always
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really hard to get it on and they always slide off do they never slide off when you're sleeping,
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no they have never slid off when i was sleeping by myself like most men i've ever i don't know.
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Like slept next to just sleeping
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they rip the sheet off somehow the sheet is
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always like in the middle of the bed i'm like what are you doing in your sleep
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literally this has never happened to me i feel like your bed was like that a
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lot like we'd just be sleeping and like your sheet would just be rolled up under
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me would it be no no it can't be because i've never noticed it by myself,
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okay maybe it's not maybe i don't even know what
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you're talking about you're thinking about somebody else i don't even
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know what you're talking about um i
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you know like it's annoying that is
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weird that it like rolls up like that that and
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you know maybe it's just one of those things they just make them too
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small yeah so it's just another thing maybe i just need a nicer set say on something
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that isn't really keep me out of you'll keep you out of thinking about the real
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stuff oh no it's the fbi i knew yes god damn it it's the matrix or whatever what is the matrix.
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Actually i've never seen that you never seen that not
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really you never paid attention to it it's like
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another layer to reality that he's yeah is
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that is that what you're describing basically with the fbi listen like you know
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slowly poisoning us in every aspect of our lives to try and keep our minds numb
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dumbed or maybe we're doing that to ourselves burp period confirmation.
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It's a confirmation um.
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Know it felt really nice to do i'll be honest um god was speaking through you.
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I don't remember what it was that i was saying anyways um
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well the story is you gotta take it upon yourself
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to not be asleep in your
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life oh so we're gonna i thought we were talking about the bed sheets no now
00:25:23.492 --> 00:25:26.472
we're talking about the fbi okay uh yeah
00:25:26.472 --> 00:25:29.252
for sure you know keep your mind out of places it shouldn't
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be going my other invention don't go
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down that alley yeah there's nothing good for you down there you
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know it is when i clean off
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my dryer sheet like the like particles of
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it always fall to the ground and like the floor gets
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all like dusty i hate it so much so i want like something to put right there
00:25:48.692 --> 00:25:56.352
that just catches all of it and it's like somehow removes itself yeah you know
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yeah that could also already be a thing or it like slides out the other way like.
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Horizontally instead of vertically because every time
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i take mine out dust okay yeah
00:26:09.512 --> 00:26:12.232
horizontally if it came out horizontally now we're talking
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a whole new dryer you know how much freaking
00:26:15.552 --> 00:26:18.612
more money that is too a new dryer yeah
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like we're building a whole new dryer i've purchased a
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dryer before yeah it sucks yeah so we could
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be selling but thank god for him we could
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be selling big bucks you know oh i see what you're saying yeah
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hold washer dryer line you know
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honestly a dryer line sounds kind
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of nice yeah why not and the only new thing about it is that it comes out horizontally
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and everybody will want that wow you're so right actually bro are you shark
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are you buying in i have an offer a hundred million dollars right i'll give you 2.6 of 60 percent of
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60 shares. 60%!
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What you gonna do without me?
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Sell my body. Oh. Who's gonna buy that?
00:27:09.552 --> 00:27:13.832
He says, you get about $2. You're gonna need me.
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75% actually for that fucking shit I'm getting 80 oh my god she got me Miss Drive Miss Sahara,
00:27:38.075 --> 00:27:43.575
it's hilarious well are you ready to hear my invention or did I not hear yours?
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I thought you only had one you didn't ask you
00:27:47.955 --> 00:27:50.635
know what i think no you did tell me one what is
00:27:50.635 --> 00:27:54.295
it maybe it's the one i forgot okay
00:27:54.295 --> 00:27:57.455
wait no tell me yours maybe it would
00:27:57.455 --> 00:28:00.235
have been lame as fuck if i already told you okay mine's very
00:28:00.235 --> 00:28:02.955
practical as well okay and it came about because i was
00:28:02.955 --> 00:28:05.975
laying in bed and i have these fascia
00:28:05.975 --> 00:28:09.115
balls uh-huh uh they're like inflatable and
00:28:09.115 --> 00:28:12.495
i'll put them under me when i'm laying down in like different spots
00:28:12.495 --> 00:28:15.175
right but it's a you know you're on your
00:28:15.175 --> 00:28:20.855
bed laying on a ball and you're in the balls on my upper back i got balls on
00:28:20.855 --> 00:28:30.475
my upper back okay i'm with you i think and i'm rolling them around okay trying
00:28:30.475 --> 00:28:34.655
to get the right spot and it's just frustrating so what is the invention so.
00:28:37.395 --> 00:28:41.295
I'm inviting you into my world Okay, you're painting the picture Balls,
00:28:41.375 --> 00:28:45.235
laying in bed, balls on back Rolling on them Rolling on them,
00:28:45.235 --> 00:28:51.075
can't get the right spot She's not hitting Why are you in your bed? I'm going to sleep,
00:28:52.228 --> 00:28:55.528
Wait, you're going to sleep while you're laying on these?
00:28:56.368 --> 00:29:01.428
You don't take them out? No. What? No, listen, I don't. What? Let me finish.
00:29:01.948 --> 00:29:05.188
Are you okay? Let me finish which one I'm saying no to. Okay.
00:29:06.528 --> 00:29:10.008
No, I do not sleep on them. Okay. So why are you not on the floor?
00:29:10.008 --> 00:29:13.088
It's just like how I have the Shakti mat next to my bed.
00:29:13.228 --> 00:29:15.608
Okay. Which is like the bed of nails thing.
00:29:16.228 --> 00:29:18.548
It just sleeps on a bed of nails. Yes.
00:29:19.908 --> 00:29:25.888
My pain tolerance is high she's preparing herself for birth just how they did
00:29:25.888 --> 00:29:32.668
in the olden days bed of nails and picking up pans that have really hot handles like I did today ah,
00:29:33.368 --> 00:29:37.668
working on those chef hands I was I also popped a lot of edamame out of their
00:29:37.668 --> 00:29:41.708
pods fresh out the steamy water oh my god you're crazy the whole time I was
00:29:41.708 --> 00:29:44.168
like mom hands mom hands mom hands.
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Mom hands why would that be mom hands
00:29:49.428 --> 00:29:52.408
that's what i always called it what do you call it chef hands yes what
00:29:52.408 --> 00:29:56.068
does mom do why is mom's hands hot why
00:29:56.068 --> 00:29:58.988
are they strong because moms are strong as hell bro what
00:29:58.988 --> 00:30:02.148
are you talking about yeah no they are the other day i picked up like a huge trash
00:30:02.148 --> 00:30:05.728
bag and i was like mom strength see okay but
00:30:05.728 --> 00:30:08.948
i didn't i never think about like hot hands mom
00:30:08.948 --> 00:30:11.948
hands moms can do anything okay and i like it
00:30:11.948 --> 00:30:15.148
there's literally superheroes i'll start saying that instead that's one of their
00:30:15.148 --> 00:30:20.508
superpowers why was i saying that because you burnt yourself oh right bed of
00:30:20.508 --> 00:30:26.608
nails right back to the bed okay yep the point the point is it's hard to find
00:30:26.608 --> 00:30:31.548
the right spot with these balls so i was imagining laying on a bed like similar to a massage bed,
00:30:32.748 --> 00:30:37.088
um not the motorized one but like a massage bed you lay on to get massaged yes that's what i was
00:30:37.168 --> 00:30:44.368
thinking head down um well for this you'd actually be face up because the bed
00:30:44.368 --> 00:30:48.088
how you can lay on a bed face up pretty easily.
00:30:51.364 --> 00:30:57.384
So I was thinking, I was thinking like a massage bed.
00:30:57.884 --> 00:31:02.204
Yeah, like when you go to a massage parlor and you pay $150.
00:31:02.724 --> 00:31:06.044
I was thinking the whole bed was on top of you.
00:31:07.744 --> 00:31:14.364
What? Like, you're still laying on it the proper way, but you're upside down.
00:31:16.164 --> 00:31:18.924
Because you're high, that's it. Oh my God, that was.
00:31:19.084 --> 00:31:22.624
Okay. That doesn't make any sense. no so why
00:31:22.624 --> 00:31:25.724
why why all of this you're
00:31:25.724 --> 00:31:29.704
laying on a massage bed uh-huh because inside the
00:31:29.704 --> 00:31:32.724
massage bed is those balls are like built in okay
00:31:32.724 --> 00:31:35.624
and you can like move on like
00:31:35.624 --> 00:31:38.484
a joystick type movement uh-huh move them
00:31:38.484 --> 00:31:41.384
around your back why do you feel like you can't get
00:31:41.384 --> 00:31:44.644
the right spot just because you keep like your body can't move like
00:31:44.644 --> 00:31:47.284
your whole body has to move the ball to the right spot instead of
00:31:47.284 --> 00:31:50.204
your finger you could yeah like i'll move and
00:31:50.204 --> 00:31:53.064
it's like sticking more to the ground right
00:31:53.064 --> 00:31:56.484
or the bed or whatever i'm laying on so i have to move my whole body over to
00:31:56.484 --> 00:32:00.764
like move it on the right spot because i can't like get to my upper back yeah
00:32:00.764 --> 00:32:05.804
my arms are that low okay so this bed you could move it around but because also
00:32:05.804 --> 00:32:11.244
when i'm doing like fascia pin points he's going in on that bone over there.
00:32:13.024 --> 00:32:19.164
Literally shit get a fucking room bruh um,
00:32:20.810 --> 00:32:24.150
That does make sense, actually, now that we got there. Oh, yeah,
00:32:24.230 --> 00:32:26.390
because... I was so unwilling to get there for so long.
00:32:26.530 --> 00:32:29.850
I know, you were fighting me the whole way. I was dragging you by your hair.
00:32:30.150 --> 00:32:33.930
I'm like, no, stupid, why? This is fucking dumb, first of all.
00:32:34.350 --> 00:32:37.230
No, for real, we need to invent this so that my back pain can be healed.
00:32:37.670 --> 00:32:41.250
Also, because with fascia work... Okay. I think it can be done.
00:32:41.450 --> 00:32:43.890
And you can, like, pin... When you're pinpointing something and I'm,
00:32:43.910 --> 00:32:46.570
like, laying on it for a while and I'm like, oh, yeah, this is the swap. Mm-hmm.
00:32:46.750 --> 00:32:50.290
And then it gets really... It's like a bell curve, you know?
00:32:50.290 --> 00:32:53.510
Like it starts out fine and then it gets really fucking intense for a while
00:32:53.510 --> 00:32:57.790
and it like calms back down okay and then i'll be like oh cool i got that spot
00:32:57.790 --> 00:33:02.330
now i gotta move like three sixteenths of an inch to the left.
00:33:05.150 --> 00:33:08.870
It's that close and it's hard
00:33:08.870 --> 00:33:11.570
to find that three sixteenth okay so the
00:33:11.570 --> 00:33:14.310
joystick on the bed couldn't be too sensitive you know
00:33:14.310 --> 00:33:17.950
it'd have to be like actually quite insensitive the speed
00:33:17.950 --> 00:33:21.030
of which it moves yeah that's true yeah that would make sense yeah
00:33:21.030 --> 00:33:25.610
because i was thinking it would be really hard to navigate a
00:33:25.610 --> 00:33:28.270
small thing around your back on a ipad or
00:33:28.270 --> 00:33:31.330
whatever but no you could also put it in in sync
00:33:31.330 --> 00:33:34.290
mode where like the left and right are in the same spot
00:33:34.290 --> 00:33:37.070
or you'd be like no i'm just working on
00:33:37.070 --> 00:33:39.690
the left i'm just working on the right okay and then
00:33:39.690 --> 00:33:42.870
you could flip over and do like your psoas and your
00:33:42.870 --> 00:33:46.250
fucking hip flexors talk about talk
00:33:46.250 --> 00:33:52.750
about it talk about it what is it there's some deep shit in those hip flexors
00:33:52.750 --> 00:33:59.090
let me tell you do you start crying um actually more so the um psoas yeah start
00:33:59.090 --> 00:34:04.470
sobbing or do you get angry i get really angry or do you get confused I get angry. Okay.
00:34:05.210 --> 00:34:07.390
Angry. And what do you do about it? Breathe.
00:34:08.570 --> 00:34:16.210
Okay. You don't like scream or anything? I'll do a, you know, horse. Nay a little bit.
00:34:18.893 --> 00:34:24.373
That gets your anger out? Yeah, well, it's not anger to the point where I'm like, I need to scream.
00:34:24.733 --> 00:34:28.653
Yeah. It's anger to the point of like, why does it sound like,
00:34:28.793 --> 00:34:32.013
or feel like if I were to ask me a question right now, I'd be really snappy.
00:34:32.693 --> 00:34:36.033
That's how I know I'm getting kind of mad. Yeah, a little hungry.
00:34:36.033 --> 00:34:40.513
I can tell that my response is going to be super sour. Yeah.
00:34:41.513 --> 00:34:46.613
Not dry humor sour. No, that's what people are saying I mean when I be like
00:34:46.613 --> 00:34:48.513
that. When you're hungry. Exactly.
00:34:50.753 --> 00:35:01.293
Literally don't be around it I do too no I was just gonna say don't say nothing no tell him tell him,
00:35:03.393 --> 00:35:06.673
that's it you're a little hangry you know and that's like,
00:35:07.993 --> 00:35:13.533
the most when I know I'm gonna like respond mean I could be like down do you
00:35:13.533 --> 00:35:19.013
remember the last time that you did that probably today Tell me about it.
00:35:21.053 --> 00:35:26.293
No, it happens often. Like, for some reason, I guess I let myself hunger. I don't really.
00:35:27.173 --> 00:35:31.693
Well, I really feed myself a lot. But, like, when I get work,
00:35:31.713 --> 00:35:33.713
if it's busy, like, I can't, like, just eat something.
00:35:33.873 --> 00:35:37.393
So then I start being hungry for too long. And I'm usually having caffeine in
00:35:37.393 --> 00:35:40.393
my body, too. So, like, those things together. Yeah, that's great.
00:35:41.713 --> 00:35:45.273
Sometimes that can be hard to deal with for the people around me.
00:35:46.733 --> 00:35:53.013
For me as well yeah also everyone around me um no I can see that so yeah eating
00:35:53.013 --> 00:35:59.813
is nice eating helps I love it calms me down really I did some um we both Jay
00:35:59.813 --> 00:36:01.513
and I have been doing blood work and I got.
00:36:02.743 --> 00:36:06.823
Um, some results back about like my metabolism, something to do with my metabolism,
00:36:07.283 --> 00:36:09.063
the way that, I don't know. Oh no.
00:36:09.723 --> 00:36:15.323
That's to be deterred. No, it's not. Oh no. Listen, Jill. All the blood work came back good, right?
00:36:16.103 --> 00:36:18.803
Yeah, but for the most part, but let me tell you. It didn't.
00:36:19.983 --> 00:36:23.563
I'm healthy, but. Okay, good. You're scaring me. I'm very healthy.
00:36:23.843 --> 00:36:27.543
Um. I knew that. But something that pissed me the fuck off. Okay.
00:36:27.963 --> 00:36:30.523
I knew it was going to be, the one thing you're going to be upset about was
00:36:30.523 --> 00:36:33.963
the one thing that's like point zero one percent off no you know what it told
00:36:33.963 --> 00:36:37.383
me i fucking knew it i knew it,
00:36:38.283 --> 00:36:41.663
no it's actually my there's some uh biomarkers
00:36:41.663 --> 00:36:45.423
that have to do with my heart that aren't too great which is interesting that's
00:36:45.423 --> 00:36:48.503
annoying they're like barely out of range it's not it's all diet stuff
00:36:48.503 --> 00:36:51.263
you could easily fix it with diet okay like it's not like i'm
00:36:51.263 --> 00:36:54.243
taking what do you what is heart health diet i need
00:36:54.243 --> 00:36:57.543
more fish omega-6s okay i
00:36:57.543 --> 00:37:00.363
was gonna learn how to make a fish you go
00:37:00.363 --> 00:37:03.003
catch it in the river okay i don't
00:37:03.003 --> 00:37:05.823
know or the ocean i kind of want i kind of want to fish a
00:37:05.823 --> 00:37:11.403
little bit but i could see you fishing could you i want to get saint like a
00:37:11.403 --> 00:37:18.983
little fish like one of those oh be so cute oh we always got one the other day
00:37:18.983 --> 00:37:25.343
but then i was like where does one even fish there's like fishing i don't even know what to do hey you do.
00:37:26.623 --> 00:37:33.103
I do you do you've done it but it's been so long it's really mostly the where,
00:37:33.763 --> 00:37:37.083
there's fishing ponds here in saint georgia where it's the
00:37:37.083 --> 00:37:39.763
sullivan soccer park and i don't know i asked that
00:37:39.763 --> 00:37:43.043
like i was gonna know anything that you're gonna say okay well you can show
00:37:43.043 --> 00:37:50.883
me one day yeah y'all know um so fishing oh eat more fish your heart are you
00:37:50.883 --> 00:37:56.203
okay oh my god i'm fine thank god we're here we came back full circle um but
00:37:56.203 --> 00:37:57.383
what pissed me the fuck off,
00:37:58.063 --> 00:38:03.583
so we did jay and i both did a food sensitivities so not oh no not.
00:38:05.454 --> 00:38:09.434
Allergens. Right. Sensitivity. Okay. Which is a different...
00:38:09.434 --> 00:38:10.694
It's like IgG. Things that cause inflammation?
00:38:11.354 --> 00:38:14.974
Yeah, different biomarkers of inflammation. One of them's, I think,
00:38:15.034 --> 00:38:17.834
called IgG and one's IgH or something like that. Okay.
00:38:18.454 --> 00:38:24.114
And allergies will be a more intense response, whereas sensitivities is a lot more mild, but still.
00:38:24.614 --> 00:38:28.534
Still something. Reaction of inflammation. What was it to? Literally every single
00:38:28.534 --> 00:38:31.754
biomarker that they tested, which was only 11, but still.
00:38:33.614 --> 00:38:39.134
What does that mean? that means i'm sensitive to everything no only 11 there's
00:38:39.134 --> 00:38:44.754
only 11 everything what were the 11 things i have to live on ice now what were
00:38:44.754 --> 00:38:47.974
the 11 things no there is this girl on tiktok that,
00:38:48.734 --> 00:38:52.934
eats formula like that's all she can have because she's actually allergic to everything,
00:38:53.454 --> 00:38:56.614
that doesn't sound right no i promise what i
00:38:56.614 --> 00:38:59.794
watch a lot of her videos i know but that doesn't makes
00:38:59.794 --> 00:39:06.054
formula in different ways wow yeah every day all of her meals i don't know if
00:39:06.054 --> 00:39:10.714
i believe her no believe her she tried trying different things and it caused
00:39:10.714 --> 00:39:17.354
reactions you can listen to her story i'll send her your stuff please do i'll send her your stuff,
00:39:19.174 --> 00:39:22.674
send her my send her my insta well i'll
00:39:22.674 --> 00:39:25.714
have her message you yeah convince you that she has their disease
00:39:25.714 --> 00:39:32.154
sounds like a great way to spend my time um no that's crazy though no it's literally
00:39:32.154 --> 00:39:36.634
insane i think my lucky stars after seeing her videos i'm like thank god i can
00:39:36.634 --> 00:39:41.354
eat well i thought i could too but it turns out okay tell me what the 11 things
00:39:41.354 --> 00:39:43.634
are stopped interrupting okay.
00:39:46.914 --> 00:39:50.394
Right right you're being aggressive about it's crazy,
00:39:52.074 --> 00:39:56.734
okay i'll tell you the ones i remember okay casein what is that pissed what
00:39:56.734 --> 00:40:03.434
is that it's the protein in milk okay we knew that i'm pissed we knew that oh
00:40:03.434 --> 00:40:07.934
you have milk in your coffee every day well actually i've been having coffee but when you did,
00:40:09.252 --> 00:40:13.032
You know what else was on the list? You were raw dog and real milk. Coffee.
00:40:14.012 --> 00:40:17.832
You should have just not even looked. I know. I should have just not done that
00:40:17.832 --> 00:40:20.412
test. You're not going to be able to let that go. I already know.
00:40:21.952 --> 00:40:25.512
We'll see how it goes. There's another one that was crazy.
00:40:26.532 --> 00:40:31.292
Yeast from Baker and Brewer. Yeast. Bro.
00:40:31.792 --> 00:40:35.772
What does that mean? The two things I love the most. That's cheese, right? Bread and beer.
00:40:36.472 --> 00:40:38.752
That's just cheese? That's not cheese, though.
00:40:39.472 --> 00:40:43.332
Bread and beer. I'm literally German. How am I allergic to those things?
00:40:43.632 --> 00:40:47.452
Not allergic, sorry. You're mildly sensitive to it.
00:40:47.592 --> 00:40:51.072
But I think this was also saying that there's certain... It has a lot to do
00:40:51.072 --> 00:40:53.992
with the ecosystem in your body, and that can change.
00:40:54.172 --> 00:41:00.112
So maybe I just need to get the right bacteria in my gut that can handle it. So eat more of it.
00:41:01.892 --> 00:41:05.372
I'm training it. No, eat more vegetables to balance it, probably.
00:41:06.032 --> 00:41:09.092
Because I don't be eating a lot of vegetables. Okay, that would make sense.
00:41:09.252 --> 00:41:13.432
Uh and like maybe for or whatever yeah
00:41:13.432 --> 00:41:16.852
kiefer sauerkraut they're deece
00:41:16.852 --> 00:41:19.892
but i'm never like give me the sauerkraut that sounds so good
00:41:19.892 --> 00:41:23.272
i'm scared to buy it i'll be honest why because you
00:41:23.272 --> 00:41:26.772
think you're it's gonna make you shit your pants or something no that's fine
00:41:26.772 --> 00:41:35.252
i'm scared it's got a knife i'm scared that it's not gonna be good and then
00:41:35.252 --> 00:41:38.552
i have this big fat thing of sauerkraut just staring at me in my fridge.
00:41:38.832 --> 00:41:40.432
That's happened to me like twice.
00:41:40.892 --> 00:41:42.612
Exactly. You gave me some.
00:41:44.592 --> 00:41:48.352
About a Costco one. Can you fucking believe that? No, that's what I'm saying.
00:41:48.812 --> 00:41:53.492
I went through a phase where I liked it on my eggs for like two mornings.
00:41:53.852 --> 00:41:56.332
And then I was like, give me the Costco one.
00:41:57.052 --> 00:42:00.752
You know what? It's going to save us so much money. Stop.
00:42:01.252 --> 00:42:05.852
No, literally. I mean, never eat it. Yeah, I was like, I don't really like sour
00:42:05.852 --> 00:42:07.672
eggs, actually. laughing,
00:42:09.370 --> 00:42:16.410
who were you for two days who was that that is a demon get out of me,
00:42:17.410 --> 00:42:24.790
sour eggs does sound awful yeah okay no but sauerkraut on um brats goes hard
00:42:24.790 --> 00:42:28.030
i was thinking that that would be good see that's the thing also is like the
00:42:28.030 --> 00:42:31.630
things that i think it would be good on i'm like i'm not gonna eat it yeah that
00:42:31.630 --> 00:42:34.630
often to where i could just have a stew the brats,
00:42:35.630 --> 00:42:37.050
You literally ate one today.
00:42:38.050 --> 00:42:44.530
I know. A hot dog is like one of my favorite foods. Wait, a hot dog or a brat? A hot dog.
00:42:45.210 --> 00:42:50.170
Okay. What's a brat? A bratwurst. Yeah, bratwursts are too intense.
00:42:50.370 --> 00:42:53.150
They're basically just a fat, fat, fat sausage.
00:42:54.150 --> 00:42:55.750
Sausage can be kind of overwhelming.
00:42:57.330 --> 00:43:02.510
You know? Yeah. Yeah, you've been overwhelmed by sausages. I know.
00:43:04.850 --> 00:43:10.110
Yeah yeah yeah i know you shut up i'm underwhelmed.
00:43:14.550 --> 00:43:17.690
It's true oh my god you're right you're so right,
00:43:19.490 --> 00:43:22.510
underwhelming boys get it
00:43:22.510 --> 00:43:26.050
together seriously that's hilarious um
00:43:26.050 --> 00:43:29.170
when they slice it like at picarica when
00:43:29.170 --> 00:43:32.130
they like yeah not all the way through but halfway
00:43:32.130 --> 00:43:35.090
or three-quarter but anyways enough to
00:43:35.090 --> 00:43:40.750
get sauce in the cracks get out of here they do that have you you need to try
00:43:40.750 --> 00:43:47.390
j dogs dude okay fine they literally the whole hot dog is like sliced up so
00:43:47.390 --> 00:43:52.150
and they have a special sauce yeah i when i was facetiming you earlier and picked
00:43:52.150 --> 00:43:53.730
it up at like accordion yeah.
00:43:56.450 --> 00:43:59.110
It's delicious is what it is what was the
00:43:59.110 --> 00:44:04.210
point of sausage bratwurst what are you talking about oh sauerkraut your memory
00:44:04.210 --> 00:44:12.310
is so good sauerkraut sauerkraut but you i am i imagine you could just eat god
00:44:12.310 --> 00:44:18.650
damn you don't have to go that hard i hit another world yeah guess how much that thing was,
00:44:20.250 --> 00:44:23.310
um 20 bucks oh jesus i don't
00:44:23.310 --> 00:44:26.530
know i don't have a fucking dog it was seven dollars oh is
00:44:26.530 --> 00:44:30.270
that a lot yeah i feel like that's all it's it's like a tiny stick i
00:44:30.270 --> 00:44:32.890
mean it's long it's kind of long but it's like thin you're right
00:44:32.890 --> 00:44:36.670
bully stick or whatever that would be outrageous what right seven dollars i
00:44:36.670 --> 00:44:40.130
felt was that was like two dollars this looks like a piece of this looks like
00:44:40.130 --> 00:44:46.690
a stick i could get from outside but it's not anyway anyway can you just eat
00:44:46.690 --> 00:44:52.190
a freaking spoonful of sauerkraut is it that is it okay enough to do that.
00:44:54.030 --> 00:44:57.010
Like a pickle isn't it like pickled
00:44:57.010 --> 00:44:59.850
cabbage or something it's pickled cabbage yeah
00:44:59.850 --> 00:45:02.830
oh my god why did i never think that i feel like i do love just
00:45:02.830 --> 00:45:06.030
eating pickle yeah just like a side i feel
00:45:06.030 --> 00:45:09.010
like i would almost want it on like some some kind of salad
00:45:09.010 --> 00:45:11.790
i don't know no you
00:45:11.790 --> 00:45:16.250
know what it's really good on rice bowls actually okay look i love getting pickled
00:45:16.250 --> 00:45:21.710
onions on in burritos or in bowls or something so sauerkraut would probably
00:45:21.710 --> 00:45:26.430
be pretty good too okay or you just or you just throw some some maybe in your
00:45:26.430 --> 00:45:30.110
sauerkraut and then you get the best of both worlds mix it all together.
00:45:31.170 --> 00:45:35.050
No yeah um why
00:45:35.050 --> 00:45:37.830
were we even talking about that at all um my gut oh yeah
00:45:37.830 --> 00:45:40.750
you need to eat that more okay so we'll get some now
00:45:40.750 --> 00:45:44.190
costco i'm learning and we need it and don't
00:45:44.190 --> 00:45:47.310
take those tests any the moral of the story no any others do you
00:45:47.310 --> 00:45:52.270
remember any others cacao i've so you should not have tried all of your favorite
00:45:52.270 --> 00:45:56.250
things like you should not have tested all of your favorite i didn't choose
00:45:56.250 --> 00:46:00.610
they did that i didn't choose which one oh i thought i figured you you chose
00:46:00.610 --> 00:46:04.270
no like i must know i didn't even know what they were just said like,
00:46:04.890 --> 00:46:07.970
11 of the most common food allergies or sensitivities i
00:46:07.970 --> 00:46:10.810
mean and i had 11 all 11 how
00:46:10.810 --> 00:46:14.850
did a jay no i think he had like eight still
00:46:14.850 --> 00:46:17.750
a lot still a lot maybe not even that much maybe
00:46:17.750 --> 00:46:22.010
five or six i don't know i don't remember i would be curious to know now yeah
00:46:22.010 --> 00:46:27.150
maybe i'll have to ask him so yeah it was like all my favorite things that's
00:46:27.150 --> 00:46:35.770
tough bread beer milk um cacao coffee egg whites tomatoes.
00:46:37.090 --> 00:46:43.350
Tomatoes are inflammatory for me not for everybody right they can be,
00:46:44.790 --> 00:46:48.790
crazy you would have known all this if we would have done that inflammation diet correctly.
00:46:50.330 --> 00:46:56.030
We yeah that's true we did the inflammation diet or the inflammation spectrum
00:46:56.030 --> 00:46:58.330
is what the book is called I forgot the author but,
00:46:58.990 --> 00:47:02.910
years ago diet yeah and you just take what
00:47:02.910 --> 00:47:05.990
was it like every week you go off something else so yeah
00:47:05.990 --> 00:47:08.890
you're like eliminating time yeah one week it's but you're like eliminating
00:47:08.890 --> 00:47:14.910
them from your diet completely dairy grains oils until you live without all
00:47:14.910 --> 00:47:20.530
of those yeah fucking nuts and seeds was crazy we could still have meat um basically
00:47:20.530 --> 00:47:23.690
all you can eat meat and vegetables and fruit yep not even rice.
00:47:25.259 --> 00:47:27.999
Then supposed to go off
00:47:27.999 --> 00:47:31.779
of everything for three months straight which we did do and then reintroduce
00:47:31.779 --> 00:47:34.739
very slowly like you try something and wait like three
00:47:34.739 --> 00:47:38.019
fucking days before you try
00:47:38.019 --> 00:47:40.899
it again eggs was also in there we eliminated those we were
00:47:40.899 --> 00:47:43.859
reading labels like a motherfucker i became a label reader
00:47:43.859 --> 00:47:46.519
yeah that's when it really instilled it in me and i still
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:49.219
do it yeah same i'm happy for it
00:47:49.219 --> 00:47:53.739
but we did not reintroduce eventually it was just like fuck it yeah i think
00:47:53.739 --> 00:47:57.879
we tried like egg whites and dairy and then well i did i think and then i was
00:47:57.879 --> 00:48:03.839
like well i'm fine well i didn't shoot my brains out so i think i'm done but
00:48:03.839 --> 00:48:06.739
those those signs with sensitivities the signs are so subtle,
00:48:07.299 --> 00:48:10.759
it's like i don't know well that's why it's supposed you're supposed to be so
00:48:10.759 --> 00:48:16.039
off of all that stuff that even a little bit of something you would know you
00:48:16.039 --> 00:48:21.219
would feel something off you would think yeah i guess not well you'd think.
00:48:24.899 --> 00:48:30.279
So i don't know we'll see some more fish more veggies yeah but not cod codfish
00:48:30.279 --> 00:48:37.319
was in there too okay good to know what fish codfish no but like what fish should we have.
00:48:41.539 --> 00:48:44.779
Salmon salmon okay that
00:48:44.779 --> 00:48:47.579
one's okay to eat yeah and there were some others but
00:48:47.579 --> 00:48:51.719
that was the only what i remember because i like it okay fair so
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:55.139
salmon and veggie dinner you know
00:48:55.139 --> 00:48:57.959
and i was also when we got to the
00:48:57.959 --> 00:49:01.099
airbnb when we just went got back from colorado and
00:49:01.099 --> 00:49:05.539
we got to the airbnb and i sit down in the she's talking about her and jay yeah
00:49:05.539 --> 00:49:09.479
we went for jay's birthday and we sit down i sit down in the living room and
00:49:09.479 --> 00:49:13.639
look over to my left and the side table and there's a book on they're called
00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:18.839
uh at the airbnb at the airbnb it's like something about like,
00:49:20.155 --> 00:49:26.455
to grains oh like you're addicted to grain oh and i just like should i pick it up.
00:49:29.635 --> 00:49:32.875
And i picked it up oh no and it
00:49:32.875 --> 00:49:35.995
was explaining how this was written in like 2000 or published
00:49:35.995 --> 00:49:38.675
i mean in 2004 or something but damn i was
00:49:38.675 --> 00:49:42.955
like he was on this shit early actually uh earlier at least than when it came
00:49:42.955 --> 00:49:47.175
into my world but i was talking about because i was literally five at that yeah
00:49:47.175 --> 00:49:53.915
so real quick side note when the memes when you're like in it's a picture of
00:49:53.915 --> 00:49:57.315
a baby in a cradle and it's like my dumb ass wasn't investing in the best years,
00:49:58.935 --> 00:50:02.895
what i was doing instead of setting myself up for success.
00:50:05.135 --> 00:50:09.155
Um so annoying so annoying so i
00:50:09.155 --> 00:50:12.355
pick it up and it's talking about how the reaction to
00:50:12.355 --> 00:50:15.995
grains in our body is similar to sugar and
00:50:15.995 --> 00:50:18.895
it does metabolize into sugar and so
00:50:18.895 --> 00:50:21.895
of course we're addicted to it and talking about like how you
00:50:21.895 --> 00:50:25.795
know if you're addicted to grains and it gives you like all these questions so yeah
00:50:25.795 --> 00:50:28.935
yeah and like you rate um if
00:50:28.935 --> 00:50:31.675
you say yes or no like yes gives you points and
00:50:31.675 --> 00:50:34.475
the more points you have at the end of the quiz is like you know he's like
00:50:34.475 --> 00:50:37.215
if you're above 40 you got a problem you got
00:50:37.215 --> 00:50:40.535
a problem my score is 48 eight you got
00:50:40.535 --> 00:50:43.875
a problem it was asking questions like do you not feel like satisfied
00:50:43.875 --> 00:50:46.595
after or from a meal after if you don't
00:50:46.595 --> 00:50:50.835
have grains and i was like low-key or do
00:50:50.835 --> 00:50:54.335
you feel hungry again after like two hours after you've eaten it's like yeah
00:50:54.335 --> 00:51:01.735
for sure do you find yourself craving it as like a snack and like yeah sourdough
00:51:01.735 --> 00:51:06.935
bread oh there for sure that's a great grain as hell grainy as,
00:51:07.655 --> 00:51:09.895
it's airy I'm working on it,
00:51:10.935 --> 00:51:13.615
god no you're so delicious.
00:51:14.935 --> 00:51:17.415
So anyway that was an interesting pick up,
00:51:18.553 --> 00:51:22.593
Yeah, and it's so funny that that's what's happening for you right now because
00:51:22.593 --> 00:51:28.073
so many people in my life are coming at me with whole 30 this, whole 30 that.
00:51:28.113 --> 00:51:31.233
I want to try it. I'm going to do it. Will you help me?
00:51:32.073 --> 00:51:35.693
Yeah, you did it. Different people in different areas of my life.
00:51:35.693 --> 00:51:36.553
I was like, what's going on?
00:51:37.373 --> 00:51:41.453
Is everybody like trying to be healthy? I love this.
00:51:41.593 --> 00:51:46.693
Is there a new meme circulating I'm not aware of? Like as soon as I picked up my sugar habit again.
00:51:47.513 --> 00:51:50.933
You're not gonna call me out like that puckers.
00:51:54.293 --> 00:52:03.013
So i guess let's just like be healthy i'm yeah i i have been working with my
00:52:03.013 --> 00:52:06.933
addiction to caffeine and i think it's going really well i'm definitely more
00:52:06.933 --> 00:52:08.733
sensitive to it now which is a good thing,
00:52:09.573 --> 00:52:14.013
you know like the elimination diet we're saying i can feel it when i have some
00:52:14.013 --> 00:52:18.273
any really well If it's over, like, 50 milligrams, I'll really feel it.
00:52:20.553 --> 00:52:23.013
But now I got to work with my relationship. I know those teas are,
00:52:23.153 --> 00:52:25.713
like, the teas that I have all the time.
00:52:26.833 --> 00:52:32.653
Those get me jacked up. And people be drinking energy drinks that have, like, 100 to 200.
00:52:33.033 --> 00:52:35.073
Or more. Or more in one drink.
00:52:36.133 --> 00:52:39.833
Milligrams of caffeine. Is that not crazy? I think my heart would grow legs and run away.
00:52:41.873 --> 00:52:45.133
And I used to drink them. You used to drink them? Yeah.
00:52:46.573 --> 00:52:51.053
Back in my day. I've had one a time or two. You know, I did too,
00:52:51.133 --> 00:52:53.613
but Red Bull would always give me the shit, so. Oh, okay.
00:52:54.993 --> 00:52:58.713
That's unfortunate. Not really, actually, because I learned pretty quickly to
00:52:58.713 --> 00:53:00.313
stay the fuck away. Oh, okay, yeah, true.
00:53:00.933 --> 00:53:04.873
But Red Bull as a company, love them. I don't know much about them.
00:53:05.153 --> 00:53:08.253
I just used to work at a place where, like, we would do events and stuff with
00:53:08.253 --> 00:53:10.393
them, and they were just so nice and awesome every time.
00:53:11.073 --> 00:53:14.013
Wow. So nice and awesome. Love nice and awesome people.
00:53:16.393 --> 00:53:21.653
Anyway that we're working on our relationship to our addictions people and you should join us,
00:53:22.773 --> 00:53:25.573
yeah for real but um let us know
00:53:25.573 --> 00:53:30.553
what you're addicted to it's kind of not the most fun sometimes i guess until
00:53:30.553 --> 00:53:34.453
you get over it and then it's kind of nice oh yeah getting over it in the beginning
00:53:34.453 --> 00:53:40.333
is hard any of them caffeine was hard for a while but got easier would you say
00:53:40.333 --> 00:53:42.993
as a as an outsider looking in on me,
00:53:43.333 --> 00:53:48.393
would you think that I'm like a very anxious person or not very anxious person?
00:53:48.913 --> 00:53:50.533
Not very anxious.
00:53:51.333 --> 00:53:53.933
Very confident. Would you? Yeah.
00:53:55.238 --> 00:53:58.938
Actually quite anxious surprise surprise
00:53:58.938 --> 00:54:03.138
ah no way i'm
00:54:03.138 --> 00:54:06.098
shook uh no i feel like i have times where
00:54:06.098 --> 00:54:09.298
i'm quite anxious and i was thinking just the
00:54:09.298 --> 00:54:12.158
other day like that i feel like i give off
00:54:12.158 --> 00:54:15.238
not anxious vibes or that's what i think that i give off yeah
00:54:15.238 --> 00:54:18.178
and i was like what if i am not actually
00:54:18.178 --> 00:54:21.238
giving up those vibes off and i am actually just giving off anxious
00:54:21.238 --> 00:54:24.138
vibes maybe sometimes i guess
00:54:24.138 --> 00:54:31.118
but no not really yeah maybe i was just being anxious at the at the time so
00:54:31.118 --> 00:54:34.258
i was like all i could see but now that i'm kind of thinking about it more i'm
00:54:34.258 --> 00:54:39.498
like i'm not really that anxious all the time that's just the anxiousness like
00:54:39.498 --> 00:54:41.758
noticing itself and it's like am i everywhere.
00:54:43.658 --> 00:54:51.018
Always i feel so exposed but no i do i do be having anxious thoughts for sure,
00:54:52.178 --> 00:54:56.438
yeah me too and i don't care for him i don't either you know i'm just trying
00:54:56.438 --> 00:55:03.518
to like let him pass quicker get through him get through him quickly yeah that's
00:55:03.518 --> 00:55:06.578
ideal is that yeah is that what you have to do.
00:55:08.778 --> 00:55:13.318
That's what i like to do other than stay in them yeah no i just like want to
00:55:13.318 --> 00:55:19.538
stop having them i don't i don't yeah maybe you can i was reading something
00:55:19.538 --> 00:55:23.038
that was like or no i was listening to a podcast. I wasn't reading.
00:55:24.078 --> 00:55:27.398
I didn't get it. That was like...
00:55:29.095 --> 00:55:34.015
I think it was maybe giving tips on how to get over bad thoughts or something.
00:55:36.595 --> 00:55:40.215
And they were like, you know, they're never going to stop happening.
00:55:40.375 --> 00:55:42.075
You just got to start dealing with them different.
00:55:42.595 --> 00:55:44.635
Okay. I was just thinking about this and wondering.
00:55:45.235 --> 00:55:51.135
Is that true? Do you think? I was just thinking about it the second after you asked.
00:55:51.595 --> 00:55:53.675
While you were speaking? That's what I was thinking.
00:55:54.675 --> 00:55:57.995
No, but for real, like. Yeah, no. As I say it. It seems like you can get rid
00:55:57.995 --> 00:56:03.795
of them. No, I think that you can, like, have them less, less and less.
00:56:04.115 --> 00:56:05.715
Yeah. But to never have one ever?
00:56:06.735 --> 00:56:09.695
Hmm. I just think... Feels too good to reach for her own.
00:56:11.195 --> 00:56:18.215
It's like a secret. Maybe we just get to a point where we don't respond the same to them anymore.
00:56:18.415 --> 00:56:22.255
Yeah, exactly. Like, it can pop up and it's just funny instantly.
00:56:22.875 --> 00:56:26.215
Yeah. You know? It's like you have that anxious thing and you just go,
00:56:26.275 --> 00:56:30.395
oh, that's kind of funny that I felt uncomfortable in that moment just now. Silly.
00:56:31.535 --> 00:56:37.015
But you don't actually identify with it. But maybe that becomes the new reality.
00:56:37.635 --> 00:56:41.435
I don't know. Sounds kind of nice in there. Yeah. I should hop into that one.
00:56:41.635 --> 00:56:46.155
I know. That takes forcing yourself to be uncomfortable and realizing that you're okay.
00:56:47.335 --> 00:56:51.235
Well, I think it's more uncomfortable to feel like you're not okay than to just
00:56:51.235 --> 00:56:54.415
realize that you are. For sure. No, but like putting yourself into situations
00:56:54.415 --> 00:56:55.815
that like, why are you anxious?
00:56:56.395 --> 00:56:59.355
Are you anxious about something you have to do? Are you anxious about,
00:56:59.715 --> 00:57:05.275
I mean, it could be about other things too, like, you know, uncontrollable things,
00:57:05.295 --> 00:57:07.535
but that will never go away.
00:57:07.815 --> 00:57:11.615
I mean, not that it will never go away, but like you can't do anything about those. So like...
00:57:12.468 --> 00:57:16.448
Know it feels more doable to like take on things that you can do something about
00:57:16.448 --> 00:57:23.648
before trying to tackle things that there's just yeah you know so what i mean
00:57:23.648 --> 00:57:27.588
by then you have to put yourself in uncomfortable situations like facing those
00:57:27.588 --> 00:57:31.028
things that are scary that are causing you to be anxious.
00:57:31.648 --> 00:57:35.728
And then realizing you're going to be okay or
00:57:35.728 --> 00:57:38.688
you figured out how to do it or whatever and then it kind
00:57:38.688 --> 00:57:42.928
of then those feelings go away then you build more confidence yeah
00:57:42.928 --> 00:57:45.988
it's a practice yeah you like putting it's like like getting
00:57:45.988 --> 00:57:48.708
better at a sport you know you put yourself through practice before you play
00:57:48.708 --> 00:57:52.288
the game yeah so you and practice
00:57:52.288 --> 00:57:55.008
is hard yeah should be hard you know you go
00:57:55.008 --> 00:57:58.428
put yourself into something that's like oh this is pretty uncomfy uh-huh
00:57:58.428 --> 00:58:02.168
but i'm doing this intentionally and it.
00:58:02.168 --> 00:58:04.888
Totally works like that you're so right and then you get the
00:58:04.888 --> 00:58:08.528
confidence from that and you go oh i can do hard things and you
00:58:08.528 --> 00:58:11.248
realize it's not as big of a deal as you've made it out
00:58:11.248 --> 00:58:14.388
to be in your head that's the biggest thing for me oh yeah
00:58:14.388 --> 00:58:17.328
for sure it's always yeah it's always way crazier
00:58:17.328 --> 00:58:20.208
in my head for sure well and i mean
00:58:20.208 --> 00:58:23.228
sometimes you do feel like okay maybe that was hard
00:58:23.228 --> 00:58:26.448
and scary and it turned out to be hard and scary but since i
00:58:26.448 --> 00:58:29.608
did it i think i can maybe try it again that's how it was competing
00:58:29.608 --> 00:58:32.388
in jujitsu for me i bet so that
00:58:32.388 --> 00:58:35.688
was hard and scary and actually harder than i thought it was harder and
00:58:35.688 --> 00:58:38.988
carrier she got choked
00:58:38.988 --> 00:58:42.048
out i know that was the second one right if you
00:58:42.048 --> 00:58:45.068
well was it the first one that was
00:58:45.068 --> 00:58:51.588
the second or third yeah i feel like the most recent hey no oh no i've done
00:58:51.588 --> 00:58:56.368
two since then okay so you do them in secret it's annoying i literally don't
00:58:56.368 --> 00:59:04.468
want anybody to know i can know it's intentional i you're right But don't show up.
00:59:06.268 --> 00:59:10.608
I want to. That's the problem. I don't want you to watch me.
00:59:12.028 --> 00:59:16.528
I'm scared. I'm going to pick up a really cool hobby and I'm not going to let you enjoy watching me.
00:59:17.208 --> 00:59:20.968
How would you feel about that? You know, I already picked out what it was. Yo-yoing.
00:59:21.848 --> 00:59:25.228
I'm putting in a nanny cam then. And you're not going to know about it.
00:59:25.268 --> 00:59:28.188
Exactly. So I'm coming to your competition. You're right.
00:59:29.108 --> 00:59:32.088
No, you're right. And you wouldn't really scare me.
00:59:32.528 --> 00:59:37.968
Just a little just enough maybe just enough get in there and do it don't come
00:59:37.968 --> 00:59:41.648
home unless you win i'll put pull your own line on yourself.
00:59:43.921 --> 00:59:49.961
She says that shit that's what she's saying to herself in her head and that's why it's so scary,
00:59:50.941 --> 00:59:54.261
whoa deep no i
00:59:54.261 --> 00:59:57.301
don't really i guess i kind of do it's like banishment
00:59:57.301 --> 01:00:00.261
if you lose banishment i really no no
01:00:00.261 --> 01:00:03.381
no it's a joke when you do that dry humor
01:00:03.381 --> 01:00:09.361
that dry humor coming out they had a gay um for real though but it never did
01:00:09.361 --> 01:00:14.121
get easier actually well you're getting better at it no yeah but i feel like
01:00:14.121 --> 01:00:18.721
it gets more intimidating because now i'm a purple belt and i'm supposed to
01:00:18.721 --> 01:00:22.521
know something apparently when i get out there and i feel like a dweeb,
01:00:23.281 --> 01:00:26.821
no sometimes i feel really good actually but when i'm
01:00:26.821 --> 01:00:30.741
on top sometimes i murder those sometimes it's
01:00:30.741 --> 01:00:34.321
a good time it's not all bad um it
01:00:34.321 --> 01:00:37.701
is a really weird like dynamic though to
01:00:37.701 --> 01:00:42.881
like want to compete but also not want to train every single day like dedicate
01:00:42.881 --> 01:00:49.561
my life to it yeah it seems like good needs now i'm already based like i'm at
01:00:49.561 --> 01:00:52.661
that rate i know that they're going to be better than me a lot of them not all
01:00:52.661 --> 01:00:55.441
of them but a lot of them fucking live to train and train to lit.
01:00:55.701 --> 01:01:00.641
Well, you wouldn't really do a competition if you weren't regularly training, no?
01:01:00.941 --> 01:01:03.181
No, yeah, that's why it's like a phases thing for me.
01:01:03.801 --> 01:01:09.521
Like, I'll train a lot and then maybe decide to do one. But last time I did one, I...
01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:13.880
Just like admitted to myself that I don't need to do those.
01:01:14.080 --> 01:01:17.980
I finally like allowed that to be true. Like I don't need to do these in order
01:01:17.980 --> 01:01:20.080
for like my jujitsu to mean something.
01:01:21.240 --> 01:01:26.260
So I haven't done one again since then. Just because I don't want to do it out of that feeling.
01:01:27.100 --> 01:01:30.440
Yeah, that's funny. I never would have thought that like you needed to do a
01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:32.620
competition. It's like yoga to me.
01:01:33.140 --> 01:01:35.960
Yeah, literally. I didn't know. It's just like an activity you go do.
01:01:36.180 --> 01:01:37.920
I didn't know when I started it either.
01:01:38.760 --> 01:01:44.200
You like came across it and then people mentioned it and you're like damn i should do one of those,
01:01:44.700 --> 01:01:47.720
well actually my first reaction was fuck no right
01:01:47.720 --> 01:01:50.460
and then i was like that means you have to do it and then i
01:01:50.460 --> 01:01:53.400
was like you're right bitch fuck god damn
01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:56.200
it you're always right and so i did it
01:01:56.200 --> 01:01:59.140
um but yeah once i admitted to myself that i don't need
01:01:59.140 --> 01:02:02.180
to do it for it to be worth it or to mean something
01:02:02.180 --> 01:02:05.000
and i think it can start to
01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:07.820
feel like that just because it's a belt system and you're like
01:02:07.820 --> 01:02:11.160
progressing and getting better and it feels like you should be
01:02:11.160 --> 01:02:14.440
doing this thing because it helps like measure
01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:17.620
that in a way or test it i guess you could say for
01:02:17.620 --> 01:02:22.180
me anyways that's what it does um but
01:02:22.180 --> 01:02:25.460
it makes sense but more so even just like exercising aggression
01:02:25.460 --> 01:02:28.340
yeah it's hard for me i feel
01:02:28.340 --> 01:02:31.480
like there's this layer of aggression there's a
01:02:31.480 --> 01:02:34.320
reservoir inside me that i don't let
01:02:34.320 --> 01:02:36.960
myself have access to that's interesting because i would have
01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:40.000
thought that you enjoyed letting it out i do let
01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:42.860
it out more and more but i still feel it there you
01:02:42.860 --> 01:02:47.180
know and maybe that just comes with training harder too because you don't want
01:02:47.180 --> 01:02:52.880
to just go ham if you're not like privy to it you know yeah hurt yourself or
01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:56.820
somebody else or somebody else well in competition they want you to go batshit
01:02:56.820 --> 01:03:00.660
crazy low-key as long as you don't bite them or fucking punch them.
01:03:01.891 --> 01:03:02.991
That's why it was probably scarier
01:03:02.991 --> 01:03:07.331
after. Like, damn, those bitches were being for real. Were you real?
01:03:08.011 --> 01:03:10.731
I've heard some people tell me that they had an instinct to bite.
01:03:12.051 --> 01:03:15.271
They didn't do it. But they had an instinct. And I was like,
01:03:15.491 --> 01:03:21.211
you know, I wish I was on that level of aggression to where my instincts kicked in and I wanted to bite.
01:03:21.331 --> 01:03:24.291
Because then that would mean I'm swimming in that reservoir,
01:03:24.851 --> 01:03:27.011
that deeper layer of energy.
01:03:27.371 --> 01:03:31.231
Did you put your toe in someone's mouth or did someone put their toe in your mouth?
01:03:31.891 --> 01:03:35.111
The fuck are you talking about no
01:03:35.111 --> 01:03:38.011
i've had a total ml yeah it was that that was
01:03:38.011 --> 01:03:46.471
you telling me that that's disgusting and a finger oh and sweat oh someone's
01:03:46.471 --> 01:03:54.651
someone else's sweat no for a stranger on my face like no in my eyes yeah kylie
01:03:54.651 --> 01:03:56.971
that's that's literally the reason why I could never.
01:03:57.331 --> 01:03:59.671
Listen, that's why my immune system's on 10.
01:04:01.811 --> 01:04:07.351
When was last time I was sick? You were deathly ill. Not that long ago.
01:04:07.871 --> 01:04:11.811
You don't know nothing. I was making you a soup. Once a year.
01:04:17.831 --> 01:04:22.811
Okay, well, that's gross. It's fun, though. You should try it.
01:04:22.951 --> 01:04:27.311
Maybe you don't have to. feel like you want to release this anger?
01:04:27.451 --> 01:04:30.711
Is that why you've been looking into that crazy dance style?
01:04:32.011 --> 01:04:35.311
That's what this is about. Listen, that was pure.
01:04:35.631 --> 01:04:40.671
That was God's hands. The liver is what that was. I was on...
01:04:41.311 --> 01:04:44.191
Oh, man. I think I was just scrolling through Instagram reels.
01:04:44.631 --> 01:04:48.291
Oh, no. The peasant's version of TikTok. Yeah, disgusting.
01:04:48.911 --> 01:04:52.631
Such an awful time I had there. I had a great time.
01:04:53.251 --> 01:04:55.491
That's because you don't know what you're missing exactly and I'm going to keep
01:04:55.491 --> 01:04:58.211
it that way I'm going to keep it that way.
01:05:00.595 --> 01:05:04.975
Since tiktok what was i talking yeah you were you found this is crazy dance style crumping,
01:05:06.235 --> 01:05:11.395
listen i was you have to wait you have to pause and look up crumping pause the
01:05:11.395 --> 01:05:16.615
video right now go to youtube and type in crumping because it'll be way better
01:05:16.615 --> 01:05:18.295
if you know what she's talking about.
01:05:20.135 --> 01:05:24.635
Okay welcome back oh so i assume
01:05:24.635 --> 01:05:27.735
you fucking looked it up yeah look it up um unless
01:05:27.735 --> 01:05:30.955
you're driving crumping came upon
01:05:30.955 --> 01:05:33.835
my my feed one day and i
01:05:33.835 --> 01:05:39.255
was like what are these kids doing this is crazy so i gotta try it out and then
01:05:39.255 --> 01:05:44.315
i went into a rabbit hole on youtube uh-huh i was watching fucking step it up
01:05:44.315 --> 01:05:49.935
and then all the way into like the queen of crumping i found her uh-huh i found
01:05:49.935 --> 01:05:52.775
some guy I called Crumpalicious.
01:05:53.195 --> 01:05:57.275
No. Way more unexpected than that.
01:05:58.815 --> 01:06:03.235
It's basically like Snake Eyes or something like that. I don't know.
01:06:03.415 --> 01:06:06.755
He's like the king of grumping. Whatever. I don't know. King and queen.
01:06:08.049 --> 01:06:10.729
Bowls i don't know if they know each other they're just really good at
01:06:10.729 --> 01:06:13.449
crumping anyways i was like just fascinated by this and
01:06:13.449 --> 01:06:18.409
brie came over for dinner again sourdope discard oh same night she made us same
01:06:18.409 --> 01:06:25.549
thing that i did by myself with my discard yeah i just watched um and i was
01:06:25.549 --> 01:06:30.949
trying to show it but obviously i can't do it trying to show her how to do it and it just looked like,
01:06:31.429 --> 01:06:36.789
not it but then when i showed you the video you understood yeah you what you were doing was like,
01:06:38.249 --> 01:06:42.449
big aggressive movements yeah flailing
01:06:42.449 --> 01:06:48.809
sharply yeah that's like the white kid rock version of crumping yeah it was
01:06:48.809 --> 01:06:55.709
it was giving mosh pit for sure i don't want a mosh pit no but it was giving
01:06:55.709 --> 01:07:01.289
mosh pit but when i saw the video the actual crumping is more like it's almost like vibration.
01:07:02.989 --> 01:07:05.649
Movements like they're like so quick it's like
01:07:05.649 --> 01:07:08.389
a robot yeah it's it's like i mean
01:07:08.389 --> 01:07:13.949
it's way more controlled than what i was doing for sure mosh pinning you wouldn't
01:07:13.949 --> 01:07:21.269
do it no i wouldn't like to i'm so scared they get so mean like they punch sometimes
01:07:21.269 --> 01:07:25.709
i don't want to be hurt jay's told me good stories about like people being nice
01:07:25.709 --> 01:07:27.989
like it's camaraderie they'll pick you back up if you,
01:07:28.609 --> 01:07:31.529
know but she can happen obviously i
01:07:31.529 --> 01:07:35.389
know that's i'm not i don't know if i'm willing to like risk it of
01:07:35.389 --> 01:07:38.609
somebody not picking me back up and i'm just freaking getting trampled
01:07:38.609 --> 01:07:41.769
for what i just i'm imagining i'm imagining
01:07:41.769 --> 01:07:45.369
the feeling of an elbow to the how lip
01:07:45.369 --> 01:07:49.929
you know hopefully i would be drunk enough not to know well something enough
01:07:49.929 --> 01:07:54.649
how would i even be in a mosh pit what but because here's the thing i feel like
01:07:54.649 --> 01:07:58.489
i possibly well i know i've been like next to one before in my life but like
01:07:58.489 --> 01:08:03.589
i've seen them but my question is what's the point.
01:08:05.149 --> 01:08:10.349
To why are we doing that lower reservoir of aggression and let it out,
01:08:11.329 --> 01:08:14.529
why do we fight each other why do i do jiu-jitsu i
01:08:14.529 --> 01:08:18.809
don't know that's why i've been asking you for so long what is
01:08:18.809 --> 01:08:22.149
the point to let it out you know
01:08:22.149 --> 01:08:26.289
maybe it's because i haven't done it that i don't know what i'm holding back
01:08:26.289 --> 01:08:31.369
oh maybe because i'm sitting here like i don't know if i need to let something
01:08:31.369 --> 01:08:36.489
out like that but maybe it's because i don't know yeah like if you're if you're
01:08:36.489 --> 01:08:39.329
standing in a cloud you don't know you're in a cloud it's just everything that's
01:08:39.329 --> 01:08:41.949
around you like a fish doesn't know it's in water you know,
01:08:43.176 --> 01:08:46.456
You don't know what you're not. You're so deep. Experiencing. I'm a poet. I know.
01:08:48.316 --> 01:08:51.896
I love it. Yeah. So.
01:08:52.256 --> 01:08:56.016
Just come try it. No. Listen. The thing is, is I wouldn't.
01:08:56.156 --> 01:09:00.256
No, here's the thing. You don't have men sweating in your eyes and face and
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sending heels into your mouth when you're in the women's class.
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Here's the thing, though.
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In order to get what you're talking about, I would have to go for so long and,
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like, get comfortable. Yeah, it takes, like, a month.
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I can't even get myself to go one time. Like, I wouldn't want to get in there. You do.
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No, I would like to do, like, boxing. I was just going to say that.
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You seem like the type. Boxer or, like, kickboxing. Oh, my God,
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Kaylee. Oh, my God, Bray.
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I tried to punch
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like one of those stop punching i want to
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watch that did you video it no thank god you missed
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it entirely i i should have
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oh with how bad i hit that thing i was like like watching
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other people do it i was like i can freaking punch that thing so easy
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peasy lemon squeezy i'm not even scared
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to punch it put it in front of me it's like
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one of those bags that comes down oh i know okay i punched
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it as soon as i held my arm up i was
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like there's no way i'm punching this at all like i have no force behind this
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her reference she's holding her arm up like you would if you're flexing your
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bicep but no i'm if i flex my bicep it's strong okay it's hard feel my muscles.
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But when I went for the punching motion I just felt like silly in my hand like
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I was like this isn't gonna I'm
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not gonna punch this hard it's you didn't believe and so you didn't do it,
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I'm going to knock this fucker out. I believed it until I put my arm up and
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then I was like, silly. What?
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Do it silly. No.
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I had the lowest score. What was the score? I can't remember.
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50? No. It's like thousands. The score goes up to a thousand.
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I think it goes up to a thousand and I was probably in like 200.
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Yeah, mine was pretty good too. I'm just talking shit. Mine wasn't that good.
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Punching and talk your shit learning how
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to strike i could i could kick better i would like to
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kick me too so kickboxing okay this
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is you committing we're doing it how was it like you
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just signed a paper actually i have your verbal consent
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and i will show my coach this and we'll
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both drag you to class right do you
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even do kickboxing classes no i've literally never done
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one i did one with your sister you're ahead of
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me yeah basically a black belt basically 10
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years ago so well let's fucking
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go yeah no i'm down to do that one actually i'll schedule it in i'm talking
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all you guys out there no whatever the hell you're doing listen to us yap for
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an hour and a half oh no 15 minutes how many minutes an hour and 15 minutes
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let's hang on we better get off before AI won't edit us anymore. Yeah.
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We could go all night, but we'll save some more for you guys next week. Right.
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Love you, Lunday. Have a great night.