SELLEST OSAST
So I roll into the clinic with my stool sample all shy n’ nervous cos the sample container is transparent n’ this is just ‘nother deep dive into human idiocy. This ain’t no sweet ride livin’ with parasites, a total bum trip, but hey, y’gotta lemonade the situation up a lil. Yer never alone when y’got a six meter tapeworm ridin’ the lower intestine. Friends come n’ go, but System Of A Down got it right: my tapeworm tells me what to do. It’s a flamin’ party down there, runs n’ all, courtesy of a buncha Bill Gates-funded mosquitoes or sumthin’. Now we’re in the business of making opaque containers with the RR logo just cos we’re stupid. Who needs a girl when y’got giardia swimmin’ ‘round the colon? An’ then there’s the monkey paw. Three wishes they reckon. One for each new sponsor of the show. Good ol’ Slovenly Records have hooked us up an’ they got some killer new releases too, n’ now we gotta goddamn tea company on board, Ayusa, right after I rag on tea drinkers on air n’ all. Funny ol’ universe. N’ between the Punk 'n’ Metal n’ Spoof Maggots n’ Sex Faces n’ the shitter shootin’ we got Dead Air magazine all Pink Fairies this n’ MC5 that n’ well, I’ll be darned if they just didn’t throw in a buncha Expando Brain n’ Fonzie too. Keep lurkin’ through that peephole for a whole swag o’ stuff comin’ outta that publication. Welcome aboard friends. Let’s jam.
Tracklist:
SLY AND THE FAMILY Stone Underdog
GINO AND THE GOONS Watch You Shine
PUPPY AND THE HANDJOBS I Eat Abortions
SEX FACES Comfort Man
SPOOF MAGGOTS Kayo Hole
LOST LEGION Looking For A Good Time In The City
FRANKIE AND THE WITCH FINGERS T.V. Baby
PYREX Slugman
CLAMM Bear The Brunt
SEX MASK Birds
CIVIC Trick Pony
CRUELSTER Nuclear World
JUANITA AND JUAN Aftertaste
EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN Feurio
SNAPPED ANLKES Smart World
SOLID SPACE New Statue
DRESDEN BOMBERS Hard Light
FACTUMS Rubber Rising
GEZA X Isotope Soap
SPOTTING Beaut Dads
THE FALL I've Been Duped
GLENDA FAIRBACH Shoot It Up My Shitter
PAUL MCCARTNEY Temporary Secretary
HOLY MOSES Devil's Dancer
POWER TRIP Executioner's Tax (Swing of the Axe)
THIN LIZZY Emerald (Live)
BROKEN TALENT My God Can Beat Up Your God
THE CHATS 6L GTR
UGLY MISS PIGGY Lust Interior
CRIATURAS Aranas En El Corazon
ANDRE WILLIAMS Jailbait
THE COASTERS Down in Mexico
OBLIVIANS Do The Milkshake
BUNKER HILL The Girl Can't Dance
THE SONICS Cinderella
COACHWHIPS That Bitch Is Gonna End Up Dead
COSMIC PSYCHOS Dead Roo
X Police
HAWKWIND You Shouldn't Do That
THE BEACH BOYS I Know There's An Answer
