Ep. 67 Uvalde H-E-B Samurai

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Dun dun dun.
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And we're back.
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What's up, McNew?
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What's up?
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We're back.
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67.
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Is that it?
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Is that right?
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Is that right?
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Dude, you can go across America, come back, and do one more deal, and you can listen to every show.
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All NagPod all the time.
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God, imagine that.
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Yeah, how many better?
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How much content do you have?
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You know me better than my ex-wife.
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And that ain't a good thing.
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And that ain't a good thing.
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Yes, sir.
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Uh yes, this is episode uh 67.
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I had to stop and get a tea, bud.
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Shout out, Tree City.
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Have enough.
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I think they should change their name from Tree City T to Inconsistent Tea.
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Ooh, nice, dude.
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What do I think?
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Why?
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What happened?
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Tell your story, bud.
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But I think they the psyop of the world of me on candy camera.
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I went in there today with my jug for my refill.
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Uh-huh.
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And as everybody knows, I've expressed it's some days it's 3.34.
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Some days it's 432.
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Yeah.
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I take them a five and I let them keep the change.
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That's nice of you.
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Today, 634.
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No way.
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Like double.
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Like, yeah.
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And they charge me two fill-ups.
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Yeah.
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And I said, I I had to say something.
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I said, Well, yeah, of course.
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They don't charge me twice.
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I said, it isn't consistent.
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I said, sometimes they charge me for this, and sometimes they charge me for that.
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But they never charge me for both.
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And she goes, She was real nice.
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She's like, oh, I've I need to, I'll get some clarity on that.
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And I was like, no, that's great.
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She's like, yeah, we'll give it.
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It was good.
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But it's like, I had to like Bob Bar brrrr.
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But they can't make a mistake around you, can they?
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I don't mind the mistake, but make it in my favor.
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Right.
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Make it in my favor.
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So I can put a little bit more in that tip tea jar.
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That little 80 cents goes a long way, bud.
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It's better than me.
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I hand them my card and they're like, thank you.
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I'm like, thank you.
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Get the card back.
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Leave.
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It's supposed to be$1.68.
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If they charge me.
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I think I should earn$3 for that.
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Is that right?
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Yeah.
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Kind of a ripoff.
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Not gonna harp on it too much.
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Where did I get ripped off the other day?
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It's a dollar, it's a dollar seventy-five at Sonic, just saying.
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Text Best, bro.
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I will rolled in there.
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I had my own cup.
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I was I had already drank a cup of coffee and I was there killing some time, getting some diesel, and I said, I'll take my own cup in here and refill it.
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Because I just assume it would save me some money.
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And they plugged it into the deal and it said uh refill, cup refill, and it was still$2.99 plus tax.
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That's a fucking for coffee at a truck stop.
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It should be a nickel.
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It should be a nickel.
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You can't go from a nickel to remember where coffee used to be like a quarter or a nickel.
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Yeah.
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They're like, this costs nothing.
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They used to tell me like it's free, just take it at the truck stops.
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And you know what I started doing?
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Not even paying, I'd just take it.
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I'd go fill out the coffee and leave.
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Times have changed.
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It's like$600 a diesel.
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I'm getting a free coffee.
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I can remember when you used to get a free steak when you filled up.
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If you bought a hundred gallons of diesel at the Petro.
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No, no, at the one in Sonora.
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What's that one?
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Where the showers are like jeans go stop?
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Yeah.
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No, no, no, in Sonora.
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Oh, Sonora.
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Uh yeah, I know which one you're talking about.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Where the showers are mildew.
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Uh that but the at Petro, you used to get us, you know, all the Petros had a buffet and a salad bar.
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They did.
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You don't see that anymore.
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Sorry.
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They had the iron skillet.
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I love the iron skillet.
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And if you bought a hundred, this was all the way up into the mid 2000, like 2008.
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Yeah, 2009.
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I think Obama ruined it.
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Thank you.
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm just kidding.
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Might have been George Bush.
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But uh, but you would if you bought more than a hundred gallons of fuel, you got like a full meal.
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A full meal.
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And if it was like on Sunday or something, you got a steak.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Back when steak was cheap.
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You know what you get now?
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You get some guy taking a dump in the shower.
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Oh God.
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Or I saw a video the other day, a guy like uh he was at the parking lot.
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He's like, Yeah, this truck stops kind of gone to shit.
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And he turns around, there's a donut box, and somebody just took a dump on it.
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Don't do that.
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I am absolutely convinced.
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So the way I was explaining this to someone the other night.
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The way that people talk about like people that have kids that are in middle school.
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Yeah.
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They're like, man, I if you have a lot of kids and the oldest one's in middle school, you're gonna be like, I can't wait till my oldest kid's driving.
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Sure.
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You just know it's gonna be an it's gonna be a lot of help.
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Yeah, they're gonna be driving all the other kids around.
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It's gonna take it's gonna get you're gonna have more bandwidth, more freedom.
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You gotta get this kid where they can contribute by just chauffeuring the other kids.
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Yeah.
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And what I explained to someone the other day is like, I know robots are coming for assistance.
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They're gonna like be able to clean your house and do menial chores and do the laundry.
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But what I'm saying is it's like that, it's like a middle school kid.
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Yeah, it's coming.
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Like it's gonna be 16 before you know it.
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Within the next handful of years, that shit will be real.
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No doubt.
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I don't know, bud.
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Dude, I saw those two Chinamen racing a goddamn robot and it was running faster than uh that guy that killed his girlfriend and then went to the Olympics, Blade Runner.
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I uh I was at HV Rob just right now, pulling, and some guy was getting taken out in handcuffs.
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Oh, there was a deal that just went off on the social media, and we got to get this Uvaldi bargain deals guy on here.
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This why what is he saying?
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I don't know how he builds houses and rebuilds stuff and runs a store because he's on Facebook more than anyone I know.
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I've been a store, it's probably more than like the Milwaukee like warehouse churches.
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He posted that the there was a um shots fired at HEB.
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I believe it.
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There was a shun, a shitload of car cop cars up there.
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And he posted it, and then two minutes later, shout out Constable Emmanuel Zamora.
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Thank you, Emmanuel said there has been a firearm discharge at HEB.
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Oh uh individual has been detained.
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I saw it sounds like it was an accidental firearm discharge.
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Somebody just some knucklehead carrying a piece that fucking went off or some shit.
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That's what we know so far.
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Um he didn't look, he didn't the guy in the handcuffs did not look uh violent.
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He was just like kind of like he's being he was all we thought though.
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So it was but anyways, what's his name at the Uvaldi Bargain deals had the jump on all the other cheese may Facebookers, the actual news people.
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What was he doing there?
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There is no known threat, blah, blah, blah.
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Any, I think someone's just like an old man with a piece.
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Shout out Tank.
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Tank says H E B shut down.
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Someone shot a gun inside it.
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Okay, so thank you, Tank.
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You're right, McNeil.
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Yeah, we pray for all these uh fucking idiots.
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Uh what am I saying?
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Well, not the fucking idiots.
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We pray for all the people in Uvaldi.
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Hopefully they're not her.
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And shout out to uh was it your friend request from fucking Saudi Arabia?
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Uh shout out to Constable Dorflinger and Sheriff Nelasco that got Uvaldi's most wanted Edgar, the Uvalde estate's shooting assassin.
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Was that really him?
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I remember Olivia was like, it's not him.
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Well, she wasn't there, she doesn't know, but nobody seems to know who this kid is.
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If it ever seemed like somebody just said, like, send this Guatemalan over here and he's guilty.
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That's that's what it seems like.
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But uh thank you guys.
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I was at the barber shop the other day, shout out official cuts, Steven and Jay.
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Steven.
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And uh it will we were it was right after this kid had been picked up and arrested, apprehended, and there was a lot of chatter about it.
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So cheese may so we just jumped into it, bud.
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We had to get everybody get everybody up to date.
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We do we do we need to acknowledge our sponsors?
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Let's just skip them.
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No, no, no.
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Let's do it at the end.
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No, no, they pay us.
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Shout out, Ziggy's uh taxidermy and marsh lane.
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Thank you, Ziggy.
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Thank you, Victoria During.
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Victoria said no rats, they don't do rats.
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That's bullshit.
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That's bullshit.
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You can't do like a field mouse.
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You'll know times are tough if you see our cat rat taxidermy.
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We're doing rats, we're doing lizards, we're doing fucking moths.
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Shout out.
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Uh shout out Ruby's Lounge.
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Um, Renee Dakota, two hours working people in New Valley.
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Um, I need to go out there.
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Just for a couple beers, bud.
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Just send your sister.
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She'll be our approximate one.
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She loves going there.
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She loves Ruby.
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She loves everyone loves Ruby.
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Everyone.
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Uh anyone fire and safety.
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Thank you, Brad.
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Thank you, John.
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Uh haven't seen him?
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Had her in from I saw Brad the other day at lunch.
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Oh, did you?
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Yeah, shut up.
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He loves to eat by himself.
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Yeah, he had uh I think he had John's brother with him, Jay.
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Oh, okay.
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The he's a short one.
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That or John, or John has lost chingles of weight, one or the other.
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Hopefully.
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We all need to lose weight, bud.
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What is it?
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Trump saying that at the rally the other day in San Antonio that kicked some lady out.
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He's like, look how fat that lady is.
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He's like, she needs to lose some weight.
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We all do.
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Did you see that?
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Dude, I I feel that.
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I've I feel it.
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Yeah.
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Uh Kimball fabricating.
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Thank you, Connor.
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Um, thanks.
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Uh, he brought uh you were talking about Heath Sutherland the other day.
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We should bring Heath in.
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I told him.
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He's our next guest.
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Will he come on?
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I don't think so.
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We're gonna have a guest maybe on Sunday.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is that a secret?
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But who is it again?
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Uh oh, Mr.
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Fly.
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Mr.
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Fly.
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Mr.
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Fly.
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Is he really gonna show up?
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That's what he said.
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What time did he text message you?
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Was it 10 o'clock at night?
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No, it was like during the day.
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Oh, okay.
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Say you're welcome to come on.
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It was like a heads up.
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So I haven't seen him in like 20 years.
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Me too.
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I don't know.
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He's got I think he's got uh he has dreadlocks and no way.
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Yeah, he has a family that they're back in the village though in uh Nicaragua or something.
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Oh yeah, don't they all live down there?
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Has a banana plantation.
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Isn't it really interesting?
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Yeah.
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I don't think any of that what I said is true, but it's close.
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Yeah.
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Maybe he just has that Punjabi shit in his hair.
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What is that called?
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Um Punjabi.
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Uh uh.
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Shay, thank you, Connor.
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Um, 3C Exotics uh in care of Chris Conrad via uh Jared Arthur.
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Thank you, Jared.
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Thank you, Chris.
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Um Tehause Processing uh over in Brackettville.
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Thank you, Ramon Gutierrez, dude.
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He is all over fucking social media.
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He is it?
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Have you noticed that?
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He's everywhere.
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We gotta go over there and get some of that.
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Some of that something.
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I think he was cooking some briskets too.
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I like this morning on a Monday, Monday morning brisket.
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What the fuck be nice?
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What's going on, bruh?
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Just Monday morning brisketing.
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Yeah, and then he was shooting his bow and arrow.
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I'm not a fan of that.
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Not a fan.
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Not a fan, but thank you for everything.
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Uh big dog smokers.
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Uh, I think they're doing a thing.
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They're headed out to the uh up there to New Oasis Canyon for the big barbecue.
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The CBA State Championship barbecue cook-off.
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There we go.
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New Oasis Canyon Hunter Ground Up.
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Let's go, big dog.
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Let's go.
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They're gonna bring home first place for you, Allie.
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Uh Sendero Research.
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Thank you, Heath Sutherland, one of our newer our newest sponsors.
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Heath, get us some info.
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Yeah, they had a website, I don't know what it is.
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Sendero Research.
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Your brother's got a smart mouth on him.
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The older one, he sure does.
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But I appreciate it.
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I like him.
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He's a good guy.
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Smart mouth.
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Um oh, dude, Spear Ag they're not they're not sponsors, but they're the new tractor supply.
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Have you been out there?
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Tell me more.
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You know all the shit they're missing here at Tractor Supply?
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They have everything over there.
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Really?
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Yeah, I had to go pick up some bolts or whatever.
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They have everything there.
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Everyone, go to Spear Ag if you're going to tractor supply.
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They have so much shit.
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You know what they should do?
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What they should buy that over in front of Gaddy's the like drive-thru coffee deal that didn't make it.
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No, they wouldn't make it there.
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They should put that at Spear Ag so they can compute tractor supply with the Starbucks.
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I think that containers like there's an Indian bureau ground because everyone that goes there just like loses all their fucking money.
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It's cursed.
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Don't don't go in there.
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When I was I told you when I was a kid there was just all the wine that was on the on the couch that sat behind yeah, behind uh what's it called?
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Super S.
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Yeah, super S.
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And they had a fire.
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And um there's throwing tires in the game.
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My grandpa would always go by because he he all knew them.
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They were you know he worked for them.
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Yeah, or I don't know, they were pals.
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I don't know.
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They're pals with your grandpa.
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A bunch of couch burners.
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Shout out, Spear Egg.
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Thank you for helping out today.
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It was clean in there, too.
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Nice.
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Um, yeah, so Herbie Ham was the founder behind the Herbie Ham Center.
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We talked about it last week.
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Yeah.
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Um, he established the hands head health of Uvaldi in 1987.
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Thank you, Herbie Ham.
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I just wanted to get some clarity on that because we talked about it.
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Um his motto was to stay youthful, stay useful.
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There you go.
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Yeah, nice.
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Then ring a bell, but um shout out Herbie.
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1932.
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I bet he knew your grandpa.
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Yeah, same year he was born 1932.
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Damn.
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Depression, but he didn't uh he didn't live that long.
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70 years.
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That's a long time.
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70 years?
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Yeah, that's I feel like that's the normal amount.
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I'm going for 120, bud.
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Ain't happening.
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I'm gonna replace you on the podcast when you die.
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With Hobby?
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No, I'm fine.
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Hobby's not gonna be there.
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Okay, well, Hobby, you're gonna make it.
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Put your head in a drawer.
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Um I'll pickle your head, put it on the table, have Zeggy.
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Can you do Ox's head?
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Like, no.
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No, mate.
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He's like a rat.
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Oh, what's up?
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We gotta slow down.
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Let's slow the fuck down.
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You have somewhere to go.
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I don't, man.
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I wanted to go to H E B, but I haven't been H E B in months.
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What are you gonna get H E B?
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Oh brush can.
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Oh, that's enough.
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Just get uh shot at your roll.
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Shot at.
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That's the place, apparently.
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Oh, I went, I went uh voted today.
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I did too.
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Taler Rico all the way.
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Imagine that.
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Bro, it's a fucking circus up there.
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There's people.
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Do you know how hard it was for me to avoid everyone?
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That's why I went early because I'm I I drove by no one was there.
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I'm like, I just pulled right in.
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Some ladies like vote blue, and some other ladies like vote for dawn, and everyone's just cheering and having fun.
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I I think we should normalize carrying a can of bear spray with you.
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Was it that bad when you went?
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Well, no, because I parked out front and uh and uh and nobody bothered me on the front, and then I just walked a little bit longer way up.
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But the one side it was so busy today on the Civic Center on that east parking or west parking lot.
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I don't know where the vo voters were parking.
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It was so I voted.
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I parked over by the pool, yeah.
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And I pretended I was going in like the good old days.
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Oh, nice, and it gets sprayed off in some hot water.
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Ooh, uh, what's his name?
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I had to wait in line for about five or ten minutes.
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No way.
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I I I went right in.
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And I was I was hoping like I saw your dad there.
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Your dad was voting when I was in there.
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Yeah, my mom was mom and dad said they saw you.
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I didn't see your mom.
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She was there.
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I think she was uh somewhere there.
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She said she okay?
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She's fine.
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She fell over that homeless person's trash.
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She just tripped on a fucking like a ledge, like on the sidewalk.
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Are you sure it wasn't that?
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You know who I did?
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I saw that homeless fucker walking through through the deal.
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No way.
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Through the the voting circuits.
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But which one?
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There's plenty of them.
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The the one the one that looks like he could be a professional soccer player.
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Oh, yeah.
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The most able-bodied man in Uvaldi with Rico Suave air.
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Damn, dude, I got something in my eye.
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I hate that.
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Damn, button.
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Rico Suave.
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I've seen he's the one I see in front of Texan reading a book on his belly.
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Yeah, I'm just waiting.
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He has like a bowl of fruit.
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He's like just popping grapes in his mouth.
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I am not gonna fucking even turn my head and be surprised if I see him bouncing a soccer ball on his head or a hacky sack around.
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No, you can't.
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You're like, this is what he does.
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This is what he does.
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He lives a life of leisure in U Valley, Texas.
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Oh fuck.
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Have you noticed that now that the weather's changed, it's colder, but now the gnats have come in?
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I haven't.
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There's so many gnats.
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We haven't we haven't done it.
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We didn't do a show yesterday, but I need to complain about this all the trash that's over there uh down the on Getty Street.
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What is that next street over?
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Is it Oak Street?
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Getty.
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So Getty and Oak between uh no pal and camp, isn't it?
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So I'm talking about going down Getty Street.
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If you come to uh get messed up, you're coming South?
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It's wondering by the church or whatever.
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It's across from the cabinet store.
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You're losing me, Bond.
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God damn it.
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It's on Main Street.
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You shouldn't know this.
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You know all these streets.
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I know.
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I was just bragging about my street knowledge.
00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.799
Yeah, you were like, you're the rain man of street knowledge.
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We're gonna look this up.
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We have plenty of time, guys.
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Plenty of time.
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Back to you like the last show, so this this fucking campsite, I don't know what else to call it, but I left church yesterday, and this is a perfect exercise when you're coming out of church.
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Uh so Mesquite Street.
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Mesquite of course.
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Uh it's not at Mesquite Street.
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Okay.
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It's Oak Street, right in front of Texas Farm Credit, just down from Lunkers.
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Okay.
00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:12.960
Okay.
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So if you if you're right, right there.
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Yes, sir.
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And I came through the alley by Lunkers, and right in front of Lunkers, there's a trash can.
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So a hundred yards, a city provided trash can, a hundred yards.
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Yeah.
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But on this bench that the city has put out across the street from Jet Press in front of Texas Farm Credit on Getty and Oak Street.
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Yes.
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This fucking guy's camping out, and there's just trash.
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Oh, I think I have seen there's more trash than at 19 mile crossing the Monday after 4th of July.
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He's just chilling there.
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There was 40 cups.
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There was fucking every fast food restaurant in town was are people just feeding this, just driving by and giving this guy a bag of food?
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They must be.
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And when I say that it was it was like a cartoon, like it looks like he would just finish eating something and drop the trash.
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Like the heat fucking Heathcliff.
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I hate straight.
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I want I want him arrested.
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I want him pepper sprayed.
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I want him driven to out of out of town.
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Out of Evalu County.
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Out of the county.
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Out of the county.
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How do we do that?
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By voting?
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Bro.
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I didn't see that on the ballot.
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Should have been on, maybe.
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Yeah, here.
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You want to vote for this proposition?
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It's called get the get these guys out of town.
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I would have been like, yes.
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What are we doing?
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I don't know.
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What how in the world is it that?
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And I'm not picking on law enforcement, but I've been pulled over.
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I was pulled over three times before I rectified the situation for no front license plate.
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But this urban camper literally fucking leaving waste and debris and litter all in the middle of our downtown, and none of these law enforcement people have stopped and go, I think I can handle this.
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I wouldn't do it.
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I would be like, get your baton out and donk this motherfucker right on the top of the head and then start talking to him.
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With a sap.
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That's it.
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But where who's that?
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You're fine.
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Bring back what is that Ranger Joaquin Jackson?
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Bring Joaquin Jackson back.
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He'll have his somebody strung up.
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Let's find that's why they put the trees in the road so we could hang these fucking litter bugs from him.
00:21:46.079 --> 00:21:48.960
Imagine Joaquin Jackson on a horse just hanging some dudes.
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Like a water burger hang bags coming out of his pockets.
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Wouldn't be mad at it.
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I l I I literally still had the taste of a communion way for.
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And wine in my mouth, and I was fuming at this parasite.
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I don't like him either.
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I just don't like the what goes on in their head.
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Like, you gotta have something going on in there.
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You just let it all go.
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What the fuck is going on?
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He reminds me of that.
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Was that movie?
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Was it like uh Gary Bucey or Nick Nolte where they're like the homeless down and out in Beverly Hills?
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Yeah.
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This fucking guy's just like the happiest man in town.
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He's happy, dude.
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I've seen him eating grapes, fucking just reading a book.
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I bet you tend to one he's fucking some Border Patrol guy's wife.
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Guarantee it.
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Guarantee it.
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Guarantee it, bud.
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If you're a runner on No Pal, just kick him.
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Run him over.
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What's up with the runners on no pal, bud?
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What about him?
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Tell me.
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I see them every morning.
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I'm glad they're out there extra.
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Who is it?
00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:01.279
You don't know?
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My mom.
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Oh, like lately?
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Yeah.
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They closed the fucking uh honey bowl down.
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That's why they're all running on no palm.
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Why is the honey bowl closed down?
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Because uh oh no, that was oh, that's from mine.
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Sorry.
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Yeah.
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They had uh uh uh marathon the other day from one of the people that got killed in that shooting.
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Oh, that was at the honey bowl.
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No, no, no, that was in town that went they ran right in front of my house.
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Nice.
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I kind of don't want to say this.
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Bro, you're a curmudgeon.
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I saw Nett running in front of my house.
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The website's terrible.
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Sorry.
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Fix the fucking website.
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What if you were to run him down and just started putting ads in front of his face?
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He would hate that.
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He would hate it as I hate the website.
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We missed an opportunity to put you'd have to click out of ads while he's trying to run down the street.
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Seriously, fix the fucking website.
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It's incredibly bad.
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And I'll say this for the paper.
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I get it.
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It's hard out there.
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It's hard out there.
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But if if they're gonna charge anywhere from three to seven dollars for a glass of tea, they gotta do something.
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You can get this, you gotta get this paper up to three bucks.
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How much is the paper?
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I don't even know, to be honest with you.
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I think it's up to two bucks.
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Do you do you pay for the website thing?
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Um are you a subscriber?
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No.
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Let me see how much it costs.
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If I can log on.
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And I may be, I may be getting a recurring charge and I haven't logged in there.
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Is it a live on air and I get the website?
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It's down.
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No, no, it's up.
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No, but I got an ad.
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Come on, guys.
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Probably.
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FanDuel.
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And I see the two women uh reporters.
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They're not even for me, Valley.
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Whatever.
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Bro.
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No, the website's fine, it's working.
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It just got too many ads.
00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:12.799
Anyway, yeah, they were running for that child.
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It's a great, great thing.
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Yeah, they had a good turnout, successful event.
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That was on Saturday.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And then that Roland uh guy from Austin came down.
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Senator Gutiéris.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He's a hater and a half.
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Uh that's an interesting cat, and he but he is a um master maneuver.
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He sure is.
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He's perfect for that position.
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Yeah.
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Apparently he can he's like the opposite of your uncle.
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I trust him, your uncle.
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Oh.
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The other guy, not so much.
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Um, I did think it was interesting that he he came down and uh he he I know there was a huge turnout for the the run for Lexi.
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Yeah, there was a huge turnout.
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Huge turnout, which is awesome.
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And I'm glad Senator Gutierrez came down and and supported the cause.
00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:26.079
Uh but he I saw where he did a vi bunch of videos with uh local uh people on the Democratic ticket, which is you know, it was a straight party thing, vote blue down the line or whatever.
00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:39.039
But it was funny because the the local candidates thought it was cool that they're in a video for Senator Gutierrez.
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Yeah, but he's really like, Oh, I haven't really done anything here in a couple of years.
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I don't know.
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Let me get it, let me make a video with you right so I can get I can coattail you.
00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:53.759
I just I thought it was brilliant.
00:26:53.839 --> 00:26:56.960
I thought this man is a real politician, he is he's a master.
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He really is.
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Uh so shout out, shout out Senator.
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He'll probably get a re-elected.
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:06.160
Um I will bet on the whole farm that Senator Gutierrez wins again.
00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:06.960
Yes, sir.
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Yeah, yes, sir, re bob.
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Oh, I'm on the website.
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Shout out Dr.
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Harry Watkins.
00:27:12.240 --> 00:27:14.319
He died, great Uvaldian right there.
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:14.559
Dr.
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Watkins.
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We're losing all the old guys, all the good men.
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Was he 90, 92?
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Uh 90.
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He was still a man about town.
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You see Dr.
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Watkins quite a bit.
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He operated on some people I knew, probably.
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Yeah.
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Uh he was bald though, like you, but yes, sir.
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No bald, yes, sir.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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He is a good one.
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He'll be miss for sure.
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One of I was talking to Chunk and some guy comes up, he goes, I'm so sorry.
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Chunk's like, Why?
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He's like, Your uncle died.
00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:46.720
He's like, Dr.
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Watkins?
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He was 90.
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He was like, he was like he was about to start crying.
00:27:50.880 --> 00:27:52.319
He's like, it's okay.
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Like, it's fine.
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Thank you, though.
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Shout out, Chunk.
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Uh bruh.
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All right.
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You are you you gotta read, you gotta read this.
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I don't know what's happening here.
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:06.799
Where?
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Oh, yeah, I got pho from pho long.
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Pho Long, some people hate this place.
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I profess to hate it, but I go there all the time.
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:16.079
I love pho.
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:18.160
Pho's my favorite food.
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:28.000
Well, I saw when I went there, I saw a pregnant cat walk across a parking lot, and the first thing I thought was appetizers.
00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:31.279
Like for the people working there.
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Yeah, that was it.
00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:44.720
I will say I've I've been guilty of hating on phalong, but that is one of the kids' fucking long fingernails, favorite restaurant in town.
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:53.039
Yeah, it's good, and so I a couple weeks ago, I was like, hey girl, you can pick whatever you want for dinner.
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And she's fourth grade, general.
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And uh or fifth grade, fifth grade.
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Yeah.
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And she's like, I want philong.
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I was like, oh, like what?
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I was like, God damn, I haven't been there in a long time.
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:06.079
Like the because it just became someone's home.
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You think they call it philong because you haven't been there in a long time?
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I think so.
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Uh and I was like, You gotta if you you gotta call and order it.
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:31.119
And she got the phone, she called up there, she ordered all of the food for dinner for the whole family, and then went up there and went inside and like got picked it up and paid for it all of herself.
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She did, yes, dude.
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I was really proud of her.
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She's a precocious young woman.
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Yeah, I was really I was really proud of her.
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Good for you, Lena.
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And and I guess the point is it was pretty good.
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:43.599
Oh, what'd you have?
00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:48.480
I got the pho, the brisket and uh the combination.
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:49.759
Yes, the combination.
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I don't like the meatballs, they're too chewy.
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:53.279
That's mystery meat.
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:57.440
I think you're I think someone, maybe your sister told me they were like, I don't like the meatballs.
00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:59.519
I'm like, I kind of like them though.
00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:01.519
I don't really they are like mystery meat.
00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:02.880
You know what kind of meatballs I like?
00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:05.200
Italian, not even Swedish.
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:06.799
But you couldn't put those in broth though.
00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:10.240
No, they turn out like these, yeah, all pale.
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:14.000
Yeah, they're like the imitation crab of meatballs.
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:15.279
That is true.
00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:16.960
I don't know what's in those cucks.
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:18.400
I eat them, they're good.
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:21.119
Oh, and their egg rolls are good too.
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:22.400
Yeah, they're not bad.
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:24.960
They have like a little Italian dipping sauce.
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:26.880
My mom loves that stuff, it's good.
00:30:27.680 --> 00:30:29.440
What do your parents get at phalong?
00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:32.799
Like chicken and beef, like rice thing.
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:36.240
I saw some lady posted like two days ago.
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:41.200
She's like, there's a new, and of course she called it, there's a new Chinese restaurant in town.
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:42.480
It's called Fulong.
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:46.559
You cannot eat there, you can only pick up, but it is delicious.
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:56.720
And then it of course it had like 49 comments because everybody in Uvalde has when there's an opportunity to correct someone, we got a whole fucking podcast about it.
00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:59.119
It's Vietnamese, not Chinese.
00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:02.160
Yeah, and they've been here for literally a decade.
00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:03.200
Has it been that long?
00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:05.839
I think they've been they've been here since before COVID.
00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:08.400
I'd say at least seven years, maybe six or seven years.
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:09.519
Yeah, thank you guys.
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:11.599
Thanks for holding, even when we make fun of you.
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:12.400
Thanks for thanking.
00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:13.759
We're glad we're here, we're grateful.
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:16.960
But I was thinking, I passed um Smoothie King.
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:18.720
No one goes in there.
00:31:19.200 --> 00:31:26.880
If that was a double Panda Express, they'd have to make a triple because it would be packed full of people.
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Don't you agree?
00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:28.720
I agree.
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:30.559
Just make one of those.
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.880
A Panda Express here would apparent would probably just kill it.
00:31:35.039 --> 00:31:37.279
It would turn the whole city around.
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:39.279
Get us on track, yeah.
00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:40.799
Don't you agree with that?
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:45.920
I have I don't know that I've ever eaten Panda Express, but I know it makes people really happy.
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:49.359
No, but it's my cousin's favorite restaurant.
00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:51.200
Dude, it's good.
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:51.519
Yeah.
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:52.880
They got the orange chicken.
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:54.480
It's it's it's awesome.
00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:54.880
Yeah.
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And it's all ready to go.
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Damn.
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It's good.
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Shadow Panics brother.
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The fast.
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:01.119
The fastest.
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:01.759
And you know what?
00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:02.480
It's cheap.
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:03.599
And cheap.
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:04.480
And good.
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:05.200
And good.
00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:05.519
Nope.
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:06.880
You build you'll never get it.
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:07.440
Never.
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:08.240
Never get it.
00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:12.319
That plot of Crossroom H E B will be empty forever.
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:13.279
For eternity.
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:14.079
Yeah.
00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:25.200
Uh did you did you see this goofy deal in Austin?
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:30.160
Gina Hinahosa challenged Governor Abbott to a debate.
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.039
I saw that.
00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:36.160
And was was basically doing it, it was a whole promotional thing.
00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:38.799
Abbott wasn't acknowledging her, didn't debate.
00:32:38.880 --> 00:32:40.400
I don't think that's great.
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:42.640
Is that like a Diana move?
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:44.000
It was a combination.
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:45.440
They're kind of both in the wrong.
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:49.039
Like she was grandstanding because she knew he wasn't gonna debate her.
00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:54.400
Man, he should have set up a different alternative debate, and he didn't.
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:55.039
But whatever.
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:56.400
Was there any debates?
00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:58.000
Not that I'm familiar with.
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:02.799
The congressional debates, uh, Katie Padilla and Brandon Herrera did have a debate.
00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:03.920
That was a bad one.
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:14.799
And uh, anyways, so Gina Hinahosa shows up to Austin, like outside of the Capitol, and sets up a podium to have a debate.
00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:16.720
The ball's on this woman.
00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:19.920
And uh and Abbott was not there.
00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:30.000
But another lady who I guess is a write-in candidate for governor, she showed up and got up on the walked up to the podium to start debating.
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:34.880
And Gina Onaosa lost her mind and had the police pull her off the stage.
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:37.359
Even though she's like a legitimate candidate.
00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:41.759
I don't know how legitimate she is, but she is a candidate.
00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:48.559
And then Governor Abbott had the trolliest.
00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:50.880
Sometimes he is the ultimate troll.
00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:53.599
Is he like um Trump level almost?
00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:55.519
Dude, he's better.
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:56.240
Really?
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.000
He's a better troll.
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:00.000
Uh you have to be when you're in a wheelchair.
00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:01.200
You know, people are just making fun of you.
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:02.240
You have to be.
00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:04.400
But look, this is his tweet.
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:14.559
He goes, after they escorted this lady off, the misogyny shown toward a candidate who came to debate proves how insincere and hypocritical Gina and Oz is.
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:25.119
This morning's circus in Austin was no sincere attempt to debate, a standing podium reachable only by stairs, purposefully designed to keep someone in a wheelchair from participating.
00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:28.559
If that's true, that's good, dude.
00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:31.519
When the Cowboys, like, they suck.
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:37.199
And last year, when they missed a field goal or two years ago, Abbott just came on and goes, This is terrible.
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:38.719
I could kick better than this guy.
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:39.920
He did, he did.
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:42.639
I was like, what world are we living in?
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:44.480
Good one.
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:46.719
Uh I don't know.
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:52.480
I'm just not a fan of any of these um candidates, but it's like, dude, you want me to vote for fucking Talarico?
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.159
Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:56.559
I think they're doing it on purpose, dude.
00:34:56.880 --> 00:35:03.360
Uh how about how about these signs around town with the the gospel of Brandon Herrera?
00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:04.000
I've seen that.
00:35:04.079 --> 00:35:04.880
Look at his teeth.
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:07.599
They're there they popped up everywhere.
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:10.079
And I don't even like Brandon Herrera.
00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:10.639
I don't either.
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:13.119
He's from another fucking wherever another state.
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:15.199
Yeah, he's a gremlin who spawned here.
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:18.079
He comes here and he just like puts his tentacles.
00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:19.840
But you run this other lady?
00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:21.519
Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:24.480
What the fuck are you doing?
00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:33.840
Like, yeah, I don't this other lady is I'll tell you what, she's put up a good fight.
00:35:34.719 --> 00:35:39.119
She's she's numb to everything.
00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:44.800
Like, I don't know if it's just like can't reach your brain.
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:50.800
Maybe we're not wanting to Jen Mack, though, bud.
00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:54.159
I'm on a website right now.
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:55.679
Oh what's up?
00:35:56.000 --> 00:36:00.639
Uh my kids go, who put all those Brandon Herrera signs up?
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:02.639
I know I was there, wouldn't I?
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:05.039
Uh when I said fat ladies.
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:05.440
Yeah.
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.440
Your wife's like, shut the fuck up.
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:09.519
She but she did not think I was funny.
00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:10.960
No, even though I was like, uh.
00:36:11.840 --> 00:36:12.159
Oh.
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:16.559
I went I we gave a speech yesterday.
00:36:16.800 --> 00:36:17.360
You did?
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:18.719
To my family.
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:19.599
Oh, nice.
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:21.840
I said, fuck these kids.
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:24.960
I'm tired of planning everything around you.
00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:27.280
I'm tired of listening to you complain.
00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:31.119
I'm tired of you saying what you should get, what we should get at the grocery store.
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:32.400
Tired of all of it.
00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:34.719
So when I was a kid, you know what we got?
00:36:34.880 --> 00:36:38.000
We got some secondhand smoke and told to shut the fuck up.
00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:40.480
Yeah, and then you get to hang out by the pool.
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:41.679
And you know what they did?
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:42.880
They didn't even look at me.
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:43.360
They don't care.
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:46.800
Like, are we going to soccer or what?
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:47.519
Yeah.
00:36:48.320 --> 00:36:49.679
I felt better afterwards.
00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:50.480
That's good.
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:51.199
Yeah.
00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:54.639
So your dog's been getting a little uh testy, huh?
00:36:54.960 --> 00:36:58.239
Dude, he uh break into the trash or something.
00:36:58.400 --> 00:36:59.440
He broke into the trash.
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:04.639
I had to put his head into the trash can and close it and then beat him to train him.
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:07.119
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:09.679
And uh I told my mom that and she's like, that's terrible.
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:12.000
And my dad's like, well, he could have shot him.
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:14.159
Not that bad.
00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:18.320
I mean, I didn't beat him like where it was that bad, but you didn't hit him with like a wire robe.
00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:24.000
But he left me a nice present in front of the trash can today, a giant, giant steaming pile of dog diarrhea.
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:25.119
First thing this morning.
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:30.239
My dad got pretty good for starting off with cleaning up a giant pile of dog diarrhea.
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:31.840
And where did you find him?
00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:33.039
Brackettille.
00:37:33.119 --> 00:37:34.320
The streets of Brackettville.
00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:35.199
He's a good dog.
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:39.920
I think Renee was Ramon was gonna make sausage out of him, and I got him in time.
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:43.519
Shout out our sponsors come on here to get roasted.
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:44.880
You pay us to roast you.
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:46.159
I love it.
00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:49.679
Uh and what is this?
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:51.599
Um your optimism about my tools.
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:56.800
I'm so I'm excited that you've got student loan debt for tools.
00:37:57.039 --> 00:37:57.360
I don't.
00:37:57.440 --> 00:37:58.639
I've been paying cash for all of them.
00:37:58.880 --> 00:37:59.440
It's coming.
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:10.400
And uh but I yesterday you were organizing them because now with beforehand with these cheap tools, I would just I was finding them around like Easter eggs.
00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:14.159
Like they would just be like left in the bay and left on the dash.
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:18.400
But now that you're you're spending this insane amount of money, you gotta take care of them.
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:19.119
That's another thing.
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:23.360
I'm like, if I buy really expensive tools, I won't lose them, and I haven't lost one yet.
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:24.159
Shout out.
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:25.920
They're all where I need one to be.
00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:26.719
There you go.
00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:27.360
I like that.
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:30.719
I but I'm buying one at a time from eBay.
00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:32.880
And they're all come in the mail.
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:34.480
My dad's like, what the fuck are you ordering?
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.320
Like, oh snap-on wrenches.
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:39.519
Oh, where people are getting rid of theirs.
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:47.440
Yeah, they just pack them like in a sock and put them in a box and ship them from hard times from like uh Pottersville, Pennsylvania or whatever.
00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:54.320
Whatever pawn shop, the wherever the pawn shop guy doesn't want to list them because he doesn't want the person to come claim them.
00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:55.119
Yeah.
00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:57.039
Do they have serial numbers on them?
00:38:57.199 --> 00:38:58.400
They're filed off.
00:38:58.960 --> 00:38:59.679
Are they really?
00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:00.960
Yeah, of course.
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:04.000
But when you buy a snap-on tool, then it has a serial number.
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:14.639
No, no, it just has the the uh the the product number, but it has like so the people will put their names on it and they'll they'll file that off and they'll send them to me.
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:18.320
But some of them are like$50 a piece just for a wrench.
00:39:18.639 --> 00:39:20.400
Yeah, they're nice though.
00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:22.480
Sounds better than$500.
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:24.079
It is or screwdriver.
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:26.639
Although they're I love that screwdriver.
00:39:26.960 --> 00:39:29.280
There's a set of snap-on tools.
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:31.280
Probably this big.
00:39:39.440 --> 00:39:49.119
But I guess like if you're gonna spend five grand on a really good computer, people wouldn't bat an eye, and that'll be obsolete in two years.
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:50.320
Uh yeah.
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:55.199
Three years, maybe four years, maybe maybe, maybe five or six.
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:56.159
Maybe even five or six.
00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:57.519
I bought one five or six years ago.
00:39:57.599 --> 00:40:00.079
Now I don't even touch it because it's obsolete.
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:04.000
But if you buy these expensive snap-on tools, they're good forever.
00:40:04.159 --> 00:40:08.400
They're good for your whole life until the robot has gadget fingers that can do all of it.
00:40:08.639 --> 00:40:11.599
Who the fuck is gonna what's this robot gonna be made out of?
00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:13.519
I'm gonna buy it off the snap-on truck.
00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:15.679
I'm gonna show up the first day and be like, give me that robot.
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:16.559
Fuck these guys.
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:18.880
Joe's gonna be crying like that Indian.
00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:20.239
He's 80.
00:40:22.639 --> 00:40:25.199
Gonna be happy.
00:40:27.519 --> 00:40:29.760
Were you the CDL school we are doomed?
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:30.159
What is that?
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:31.519
We're bro.
00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:35.119
Let's take it easy to calm down, everybody.
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:43.280
This the fact that you have to go to four, a minimum of four weeks.
00:40:43.760 --> 00:40:45.119
You're talking about the junior college.
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:50.559
I'm talking about any CDL school is four weeks.
00:40:50.880 --> 00:40:51.760
Are you sure?
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:56.239
I looked and they asked if there was an expedited program.
00:40:57.920 --> 00:41:24.800
And they was like, they're someone may offer a two to three week expedited, but essentially it's a hundred and sixty hours, uh, which is 40 hours a week to get your credentials, plus the testing, not additional money, but the the time to like get you tested and go to the DPS and pass your test and get all your endorsements, all that stuff.
00:41:25.039 --> 00:41:27.360
So it's it's four weeks.
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:30.079
I can remember.
00:41:31.360 --> 00:41:32.719
Well, I got well, I got mine.
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:33.760
I just showed up.
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:34.719
Where'd you go?
00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:35.280
Oh, at least.
00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:36.320
Here in U Valley.
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:37.519
I I went up there.
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:48.239
I turned the day I turned 18, I went up there and I got the the book, and I went back the next day or within a handful of days and got my permit.
00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:59.840
And uh so on the 18th of May was my birthday, and before we graduated high school, which would have been around the 20-something, I had my permit.
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:02.960
And then you're making moves back then, bud?
00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:11.360
I had to go and do the so I drove for a week or two weeks, read the book, studied the book, passed the test, no problem.
00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:21.679
Then I had to do the driving test, and my grandfather made me take it in the stupid low boy with an extra set of axles and all the axles at the back.
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:24.719
And uh, so if you hit a curb with the axle.
00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:26.960
Or he just didn't care.
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:27.840
He just didn't care.
00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.880
It was like, that's what that's the trailer we weren't using.
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:32.480
You take the low boy, yeah.
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:33.760
It's like it's like an air leak.
00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:34.400
I don't care.
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:35.119
Yeah.
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:41.360
And uh, anyways, I I had to take the I felled it the first time because I hit a curb and the second time I passed it.
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:44.639
And uh, and that was it, like a couple days.
00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:57.280
And so if okay, and now you go to this school and I get it, it's four weeks, and you get your I'm not saying it's that's too long.
00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:01.199
Dude, I'm I understand you're doing important stuff, but it is too long.
00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:16.880
I if you come if you come and work for us and you have a CDL, you do a minimum, a minimum of essentially a month driving while somebody else rides.
00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:18.400
That's a long time.
00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:25.199
And uh yeah, you're you're we bounce you around with a couple of the drivers that have been there to make sure that you know how to drive.
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:26.000
Right.
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:34.559
Um, because we've we've gotten guys that come out of the school that they're not you go do anything for a month, you're not really ready to drive.
00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:37.679
Like you gotta you need to be some real world.
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:42.960
And you may not have flatbed experience when you get out of this school, and you may not know how to tie down a piece of equipment.
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:44.320
I don't think they do that.
00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:55.679
So we put you a minimum of a month, and some guys we've had them up to two or three months training um when we get new drivers.
00:43:56.559 --> 00:44:00.880
But this month school, that's a Mine was two weeks.
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:16.159
How are you the I guess what I'm saying is you would have to quit your job to go from who who can who that's gonna go drive a truck can afford to be out of work for a month?
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:16.960
Youngins.
00:44:18.480 --> 00:44:20.639
They want these young bucks.
00:44:20.960 --> 00:44:22.400
That's what they're they're looking for.
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:23.920
The 18, 19, 20 years.
00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:27.599
You can't even go you can even get on most people's insurance till you're 21.
00:44:27.760 --> 00:44:29.679
Yeah, I think you can drive in Texas at 18.
00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.400
At 18, but they but a lot of people won't insure you.
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:34.480
The insurance companies won't insure you until you're 21.
00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:35.760
Yeah, you have to be 21.
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:37.519
Uh I mean I'm all for it.
00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.320
I think everybody should go get a CDL.
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:45.440
The world's gonna change a lot with these autonomous trucks and stuff, um, but that's gonna be a while.
00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:54.000
Uh but I just don't understand it's a it's a hard way to go.
00:44:54.159 --> 00:45:00.239
We've we've had some guys that have gone to CDL school and we've either sent them or paid for it.
00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:04.400
Or and I think maybe that's the point that you go to work for a company.
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:10.719
Uh we have done, depending on what region we're in, we've done them in a couple different places.
00:45:11.039 --> 00:45:11.199
Okay.
00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:11.920
Yeah.
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.599
Um, but usually through affiliated through one of the schools.
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:23.679
I did mine in Dallas and uh I quit the first time because I was busy doing something, and I went back and the guys and everyone's like, You're so good.
00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:26.239
And then the teacher hated me.
00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:29.199
He's so good because he took my class already.
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:34.000
Everyone's like, ooh, and I'm like, I don't care, fuck you, cocksucker.
00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:35.440
Oh, that's funny.
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:41.840
So apparently we can get we if we have our own tester, we can get our own person certified.
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:42.320
Yeah.
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:48.639
And then we could essentially train our own people without going to a school.
00:45:48.960 --> 00:45:52.079
You could do your own your own Indian school truck driving school.
00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:56.719
I wouldn't want to do a truck driving school, but I could and we could train people.
00:45:57.119 --> 00:45:59.199
We should start our own truck driving school.
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:00.480
I don't know about that.
00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:01.440
That'd be awesome.
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:02.239
I don't know about that.
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:06.159
We'd have a ton of people, they've got one at the junior college, yeah.
00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:10.239
But we do ours in three weeks in charge double.
00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:12.320
People would do that.
00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:16.400
Uh I would make an excellent teacher.
00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:19.599
The one at the college kind of surprised me.
00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:27.840
They uh the next one they're full, so the next one that they have enrollment full for is in January.
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:28.880
Holy fuck.
00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:32.400
And I think it might maybe they run the same course schedule.
00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:35.119
So like after Thanksgiving, they probably don't do shit.
00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:36.960
Because the college is closed.
00:46:37.039 --> 00:46:42.159
I mean, not that they're not doing shit, it's just that's the Ismail's out there just like taking pictures and being cool.
00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:44.639
Schedule Chunk's just cooking his own food.
00:46:44.800 --> 00:46:45.280
Yeah.
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:46.800
What's all the potato needs?
00:46:47.119 --> 00:46:50.559
Just feeding this guy down here on Oak Street so he can make a fucking mess.
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:52.159
Uh is that what he's doing?
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:53.360
Shut up, Chunk.
00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:58.239
Um, but they uh they only take like four students at a time.
00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:00.079
Isn't that only have one instructor?
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:03.760
I thought the truck driving school was be more prolific than that.
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:06.480
There's mine you've only has more truck drivers than any place I know.
00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:12.239
Mine started as 12, and the only I was me and like two other guys, the only ones that graduated.
00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:13.199
Damn.
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:18.079
People are fucking retarded, they cannot do anything.
00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:20.800
I don't know what happened to them after that, but it was not good.
00:47:21.039 --> 00:47:23.039
Damn, they were stupid.
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:24.079
Stupid.
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:30.239
I've been infatuated with all this AI stuff, and now this grog bot.
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:31.840
I've been looking at grog bots.
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:32.559
What's that?
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:33.840
Exactly.
00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:38.639
But you can essentially have a whole staff of bots.
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:40.800
You really bought into this.
00:47:41.280 --> 00:47:43.760
All kinds of tasks and things for you.
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:45.199
Oh, like on your computer?
00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:52.880
It's essentially having a personal assistant that would cost you$20 to$200 a month, depending on how busy of a person you are.
00:47:53.519 --> 00:47:55.679
And they can manage all kinds of tasks.
00:47:55.760 --> 00:48:13.119
And essentially, they can manage tasks from if you're traveling the world, they can book your flights, they can book your hotels, and not only that, but the the kind that you like, know what kind of seats you like, that they can manage your calendar, all of this things.
00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:15.119
It's it's insane.
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:17.920
I might need uh somebody to manage my time.
00:48:18.559 --> 00:48:20.480
I'm always doing a million things at once.
00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:31.760
But it's it's there are so many people in the world that they they're challenged by operating an iPhone.
00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:32.880
Oh, for sure.
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:34.559
I'd say like half of the world.
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:46.559
And you've got these other people, and I'm not so sure that they can, you know, go out and build a pyramid or do anything, but they're able to use all these machines.
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:51.760
Yeah, it's it's it's a crazy time to be alive.
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:56.960
I have trouble though, like with his listing on Bring a Trailer, they want a ton of shit.
00:48:57.119 --> 00:49:03.519
And you have to download all these apps and go to different websites and and like configure the photos in a certain way.
00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:08.079
I think a grok bot could could post to bring a trailer.
00:49:08.320 --> 00:49:09.199
Maybe.
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:14.239
Maybe, yeah, maybe, yeah, but they have they have to like email people.
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:16.559
They can they email people and yes, they can do.
00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:18.000
Let's try it.
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:20.000
Do all this stuff.
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:21.440
Shout out, trucker tree.
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:22.559
It's coming up.
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:25.119
Uh, but it's then they're gonna turn on us.
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:25.840
We're doomed.
00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:26.559
It's fine.
00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:28.320
Do you but you're like way into this?
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:29.920
It's you're going too far.
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:31.440
It's gonna be okay.
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:32.960
Yeah, I'm not worried.
00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:38.800
It's just like we're all gonna we're gonna be paying$20 for a cup of coffee.
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:40.159
I'm gonna start smoking again, though.
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:41.039
That'll be cool.
00:49:41.199 --> 00:49:41.840
Are you really?
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:42.400
Yeah.
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:47.760
I was I went to the aggro equipment and I walk in and it's just cigarette smoke.
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:48.880
People are smoking in there.
00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:49.440
Yeah.
00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:50.239
What do they do?
00:49:50.639 --> 00:49:52.559
They're smoking, like selling bolts and shit.
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:53.679
Have you been in there?
00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:54.079
No.
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:54.800
Dude.
00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:58.800
It's like you go, it's like going into the cell bar in like 1990.
00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:03.599
I will tell you, that's kind of one of the probably bad things about my job.
00:50:03.760 --> 00:50:05.840
People are always like, Have you been in somewhere?
00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:07.840
It's like, dude, I don't go fucking anywhere.
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:13.760
I go to my office and I don't go, I don't go anywhere besides lunch.
00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:17.440
Go to aggro equipment on 117.83.
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:18.480
Go to spear ag.
00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:19.760
They have so much shit.
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:21.440
I dude, they have so much shit.
00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:22.719
It's incredible.
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:24.559
Oh man, that's crazy.
00:50:24.719 --> 00:50:25.039
Yeah.
00:50:25.280 --> 00:50:29.920
Oh, and then uh I saw that they're building that, they're almost done building that new minutes out there.
00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:30.559
Are they?
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:31.760
Yeah, it looks nice.
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:34.079
I'm gonna have to go in there sometime.
00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:37.119
It's kind of far out, it's kind of out of out of the way, though.
00:50:37.360 --> 00:50:37.840
Out of the way.
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.000
Yeah, that beverage barn that everybody likes to go to.
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:41.920
I wonder why they like going to that one.
00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:43.760
Yeah, the Sanchez in there.
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:44.800
They really do.
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:48.960
You want to see the most beautiful women in Uvalde go through that beverage barn.
00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:49.840
Isn't that true?
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:51.199
That's true.
00:50:53.119 --> 00:50:54.960
Oh, tattoos.
00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:57.599
Lana platas.
00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:01.360
What if we got a pet rattlesnake for old G?
00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:03.039
We're not getting a pet rattlesnake.
00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:04.239
I want a pet bird.
00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:07.119
I've always wanted a pet bird and I've never had it.
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:08.480
Everyone tells me no.
00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:11.360
What?
00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:17.119
You could get all the newspapers they don't sell so the bird could shit on them.
00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:19.599
The leader news?
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:21.280
No, the thrifty nickel.
00:51:21.440 --> 00:51:22.400
Oh, okay.
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:24.880
Do birds shit a lot?
00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:28.559
I guess they do, but I just want to pet bird.
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:29.280
Does anyone see that?
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:33.760
You know the difference between what the leader news and the thrifty nickel is?
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.920
The ads are free in the thrifty nickel.
00:51:39.840 --> 00:51:40.639
Are they?
00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:46.800
Oh you're fucking stupid.
00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:48.239
So dumb.
00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:50.639
Do people have pet rattlesnakes?
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:51.920
We can get like a bow up.
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:53.280
Badass people do.
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:54.800
Badass people.
00:51:55.119 --> 00:51:55.360
Yeah.
00:51:55.519 --> 00:51:59.360
My dad has one around his neck and smokes.
00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:01.920
Do we could should we get like a little mascot?
00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:03.280
I thought Rocket was our mascot.
00:52:03.599 --> 00:52:04.000
I never see him.
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:05.440
He said you're gonna bring him by and never comes back.
00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:08.880
But last time we did the show, his like collar was jingling in the background.
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:09.920
I do really like him though.
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:11.199
I do too.
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:12.079
He's a cool dog.
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:13.039
He's a good dog.
00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:14.000
Skinny though.
00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:15.280
Fuck you, feed that dog.
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:16.559
I'm feeding him.
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:19.360
I'm gonna feed him that fucking bum.
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:22.159
Gonna feed him the caps, fucking cats.
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:24.159
Go to Deertoes.
00:52:25.920 --> 00:52:31.760
Uh are you familiar with Roka News on Facebook?
00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:32.239
Uh-huh.
00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:34.800
R-O-C-A-N-E-W-S.
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:39.360
And they it's it's really cool.
00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:52.719
It's it's kind of like Texas Country Reporter, but it's just about rural America, and they go into random rural parts of the country that most people have no exposure to.
00:52:54.239 --> 00:52:56.800
And then they interview the people there and tell you some story.
00:52:56.880 --> 00:53:02.800
And it's not quite vice, where it's trying to show you some bullshit.
00:53:02.880 --> 00:53:05.679
They're trying to be genuine.
00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:12.559
Uh and I will catch my the clips are 18 minutes, 20 minutes on Facebook, and I'll catch myself.
00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:14.159
Like yesterday I watched three of them.
00:53:14.400 --> 00:53:15.360
Was that when we were here together?
00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:16.159
You're watching them?
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:16.400
Yeah.
00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:17.679
I was wondering what you're watching.
00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:19.039
Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:20.400
Check out Rokan News.
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:23.199
Rokan News on Facebook, worth follow.
00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:27.920
But you're just burning through these topics, but let's just take a take it back in a minute.
00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:29.840
What's for dinner tonight, bud?
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:30.559
I don't know.
00:53:30.639 --> 00:53:31.599
I was just thinking that.
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:34.800
My mom's making uh sausage and fried cabbage.
00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:36.079
Damn.
00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:37.039
Thank you, mother.
00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:39.840
Y'all better crack a window when they're on no pells.
00:53:41.199 --> 00:53:42.800
He's like, it's gonna be stinky.
00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:44.239
What the fuck?
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:47.119
Okay, so my god.
00:53:48.079 --> 00:53:49.119
Cabbage is good.
00:53:49.280 --> 00:53:55.280
Dude, that cabbage, I think the first time I got like introduced into fried cabbage, it was at Soul Man's Barbecue in Dallas.
00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:58.239
And they give you a heaping fucking portion of it.
00:53:58.400 --> 00:53:59.519
It is so good.
00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:01.119
Cabbage is so cheap, dude.
00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:01.679
It's cheap.
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:03.679
They just let it fall off trucks in U Valley.
00:54:03.760 --> 00:54:04.719
That's how prevalent it is.
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:06.719
People build their fucking houses out of it.
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:08.159
The helmess guy's got a lot of things.
00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:14.960
Or butter, yeah.
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:15.920
And fry it up.
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:17.519
And then cook the shit out of it.
00:54:17.679 --> 00:54:18.320
Sounds amazing.
00:54:18.480 --> 00:54:19.039
It's so good.
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:21.199
Have you ever tried a cowboy coffee?
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:21.920
Tell me.
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:27.119
You put it you put water in a in a steel pan or in a in a fucking what's it called?
00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:27.679
Pot.
00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:37.199
You put coffee in it, you put water in it, you boil it, and then you pour cold water on it, and it sinks all the grounds to the bottom, and then you pour the coffee out.
00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:38.880
Never even heard of it.
00:54:39.119 --> 00:54:39.679
Sounds cool.
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:40.400
I'm gonna try it.
00:54:40.559 --> 00:54:44.079
That's how they did it with I just assume they drank it with the shit in there.
00:54:44.239 --> 00:54:56.480
No, no, they they they you put you pour like a little bit of cold water in the ground sink, and then you could tip it over and just get the unfiltered or filtered, and then and then the coffee grounds are stuck in the bottom.
00:54:57.199 --> 00:54:58.400
And then do you throw those away?
00:54:58.480 --> 00:55:01.440
You put them in your compost pile, you're a worm dirt.
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:03.920
Yeah, you throw them at that homeless guy.
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:10.320
Oh dude, tea should be like a 10 cent cup.
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:12.400
Yeah, thank you, Ben.
00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:14.400
Five dollars.
00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:16.239
But I'm glad it's there.
00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:16.880
Thank you, Ben.
00:55:17.039 --> 00:55:18.079
No, seriously, thank you.
00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:24.239
I am that it's maybe one of the nicest, cleanest places in the friendliest people.
00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:25.679
No, no, there's a girl there.
00:55:25.760 --> 00:55:27.360
I I think I don't know her mom.
00:55:27.519 --> 00:55:28.400
I'm gonna have some tea, right?
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:31.119
I don't know her mom, like uh personally.
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:39.840
This is 25 cents a sip, but I think it is, but then I see her mom on Facebook, and I so I know who her daughter is, and her daughter works there.
00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:40.800
She is so nice.
00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:42.960
I'm like, you raised a great kid.
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:44.480
Shout out, shout out.
00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:45.920
You I forgot to know what your name is.
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:46.800
She's a good kid.
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:49.360
Call them Tree City Consistent T.
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:51.840
Nice dude.
00:55:51.920 --> 00:55:52.480
Yeah.
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:55.119
Oh, and then Seven Brew's fixing to open up.
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:56.480
Piss on Seven Brew.
00:55:56.800 --> 00:55:59.519
They have like a hundred kids and they're making drinks.
00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:02.559
They're like, no, we're not open yet, we're just making this for the hospital.
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:05.760
Yeah, we're making these for everybody else in town.
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:07.920
But I think they're fixing open up.
00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:08.480
Guess what?
00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:13.360
I told my kids, they're all excited, and I said, I'm not going for at least two years.
00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:14.639
But they'll be there.
00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:15.679
They're going.
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:21.039
And literally, literally, they go, Olivia's already agreed to take us on the opening day.
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:22.320
I was like, damn you.
00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:23.760
You're like, fuck.
00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:25.199
Damn you.
00:56:25.679 --> 00:56:27.599
I don't even know what I would get there.
00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:30.480
What is that thing on the screen?
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:32.079
Is it like a giant worm or something?
00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:34.400
Where but you see in the bottom right corner?
00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:37.440
No, it's just like a little yeah, worm.
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:38.000
Damn.
00:56:38.159 --> 00:56:39.199
Oh, did you see this deal?
00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:39.840
A cocoon?
00:56:40.000 --> 00:56:40.639
Is it a cocoon?
00:56:41.199 --> 00:56:42.400
Shout out, Gizmo.
00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:44.480
He had John Yackel on.
00:56:44.559 --> 00:56:48.960
How the fuck does he get John Yacel and we get fucking Connor?
00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:51.280
It says paid for by John Yackel.
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:52.480
Yeah, John Yackle paid for it.
00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:53.920
He must have given like a million dollars.
00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:54.880
Damn.
00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:56.079
Damn.
00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:58.239
Did you vote for John Yekel?
00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:02.079
Gina, you know.
00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:03.519
Who ran against him?
00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:05.599
I wrote for Jenny Mack.
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:06.079
Oh.
00:57:10.159 --> 00:57:14.559
Somebody said that Johnny Yakel was the best choice for Ubildi.
00:57:17.760 --> 00:57:18.559
I like the chicken.
00:57:19.119 --> 00:57:20.320
I don't like the chicken.
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:28.400
I don't have an issue with either one of the guys running.
00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:35.119
And I also think I and I don't want to like offend anyone, but please do.
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:45.199
I don't think either one of these guys is gonna go to besides a local event.
00:57:45.519 --> 00:57:47.039
They're not gonna catch a world on fire.
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:55.599
No, they're not gonna go to like a rah-rah, all in political party one side or the other.
00:57:55.760 --> 00:57:59.519
Like John's not gonna go to MAGA fest.
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:00.000
No.
00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:06.559
And I don't think Lala's gonna go to Mandami's to like rah-rah fest.
00:58:06.800 --> 00:58:08.079
They would not even invite him.
00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:08.880
Yeah.
00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:15.039
But I I've I think that these are both two guys that are completely invested in the community.
00:58:15.199 --> 00:58:15.760
Yeah.
00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:25.280
Uh and I've I couldn't I'll bust balls on anybody, but I don't like have an axe to grind with.
00:58:25.519 --> 00:58:27.280
How come Johnny Eckle didn't come on here?
00:58:27.519 --> 00:58:30.559
I don't know, but I didn't really we didn't really invite anybody.
00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:32.400
Do you think he invited him?
00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:33.920
I'm sure.
00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:36.239
Is that a missed opportunity?
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:38.000
No, no.
00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:41.760
I you know what I I would like to We should have him after the thing, like we did with Victoria.
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:46.079
I would like I would prefer to have whoever loses on afterwards.
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:48.800
As like a postmortem.
00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:53.599
Oh, just like tell us about the experience of running and losing.
00:58:53.679 --> 00:58:53.920
Yeah.
00:58:54.159 --> 00:59:01.199
Plus, you I feel like you learn more about somebody's character when you catch them at the low moment instead of the high moment.
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:02.239
Very true.
00:59:02.480 --> 00:59:09.119
I know for self-discovery, that's probably made more progress when I've been on my lowest.
00:59:09.519 --> 00:59:10.320
When you've been humbled, bud.
00:59:10.559 --> 00:59:11.119
Humbled.
00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:12.159
That humility of it.
00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:16.320
And I don't think this is a deal where whoever doesn't win this is not humbled.
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:18.800
This I honestly believe is a coin flip.
00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:20.239
I'll tell you what I did do today.
00:59:20.400 --> 00:59:21.039
What's up?
00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:24.719
I did wager that uh Ken Paxson will win the Senate seat.
00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:25.119
Really?
00:59:25.280 --> 00:59:26.159
Oh, on Kalchie?
00:59:26.320 --> 00:59:26.880
On Kalshi.
00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:27.760
Nice too.
00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:29.760
He will win.
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:39.840
So if you are gonna bet uh basically, if you bet$100, you can win 68.
00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:43.679
So you would get paid$168 if you bet on Talarico.
00:59:44.079 --> 00:59:51.840
If you pet bet on Paxton, you would bet$100 and you get back$139 or$239.
00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:58.960
Damn, it's the odds are that they are they're so skewed, and I just I was like, I just think that's the odd.
00:59:59.119 --> 01:00:00.239
I bet the odds.
01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:02.559
He just won a big payout.
01:00:02.719 --> 01:00:03.280
Yeah.
01:00:03.519 --> 01:00:05.760
I don't think he I don't think Tel Rico's gonna win.
01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:06.800
They had the same thing with Beto.
01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:07.599
Remember Beto?
01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:09.119
Everyone was crazy about Beto.
01:00:09.599 --> 01:00:10.159
Crazy about Beto.
01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:11.519
And now Beto, where are you at?
01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:12.400
Where you at Beto?
01:00:12.880 --> 01:00:14.000
The Longhorn game.
01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:19.280
He's he's I think he's still uh a professor at the University of Chicago.
01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:21.199
Oh, I thought he was at UTEP.
01:00:21.360 --> 01:00:26.159
No, he is up in Chicago of all places.
01:00:26.480 --> 01:00:27.360
What a cocksucker.
01:00:27.679 --> 01:00:30.559
I don't know even what he's let's let's look him up.
01:00:31.039 --> 01:00:31.760
Are you in a hurry, bud?
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:32.480
No.
01:00:33.360 --> 01:00:33.679
No.
01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:37.039
I'm not gonna be able to sleep unless I know what Beto's doing.
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:38.239
Shut up, Beto.
01:00:41.280 --> 01:00:42.239
Oh, damn it.
01:00:42.400 --> 01:00:45.440
There's only one Beto I like, and that's Beto fucking Lafair.
01:00:46.320 --> 01:00:47.440
Shut up, Beto.
01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:56.800
Where is we're we're just on ChatGPT.
01:00:56.880 --> 01:00:57.679
This is our show now.
01:00:57.840 --> 01:00:58.800
This is our show.
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:02.480
Chat GPT, take over the NagPod, please.
01:01:03.760 --> 01:01:05.519
Oh blah, blah, blah.
01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:09.360
What about a job powered by people?
01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:11.760
He works for some pack.
01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:14.719
Works for some bullshit.
01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:19.039
All these, but all these politicians, it's not just him.
01:01:19.119 --> 01:01:24.000
It's an unpaid full-time volunteer.
01:01:24.320 --> 01:01:25.119
How does he make money?
01:01:25.280 --> 01:01:26.960
They just like they just give him money?
01:01:27.519 --> 01:01:32.880
I guess you can just like PayPal him or something or give him a Cash App.
01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:35.920
How does he pay his bill?
01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:37.599
How does he pay his bill?
01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:41.840
He he taught at two universities.
01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:43.679
Where does he live?
01:01:45.920 --> 01:01:46.880
I don't know.
01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:49.039
340,000.
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:56.880
He was at the University of Chicago as a fellow, and he's been at Texas State and Austin at UT Austin.
01:01:57.039 --> 01:02:00.000
So it doesn't seem like he's fucking worked ever.
01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:04.400
Although he has 8.9 million uh estimated net worth.
01:02:04.719 --> 01:02:07.440
I think if you're just famous, you can be wealthy.
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:08.480
Yeah.
01:02:09.360 --> 01:02:11.039
People said start sending us money.
01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:12.159
I want to quit my job.
01:02:12.239 --> 01:02:13.840
I just want to do the fucking podcast.
01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:15.280
You'd be so bored.
01:02:15.519 --> 01:02:15.840
Bored.
01:02:16.239 --> 01:02:16.559
Bored.
01:02:16.880 --> 01:02:18.320
I would be bored.
01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:20.159
Bored to death.
01:02:20.480 --> 01:02:21.280
Without a job?
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:21.599
Yeah.
01:02:22.719 --> 01:02:24.639
I loved getting out and just mixing it up.
01:02:24.960 --> 01:02:25.280
Bro.
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:27.039
Mixing it up is the best.
01:02:27.199 --> 01:02:28.719
I get so excited every day.
01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:33.199
I was like, I'm about to get me a cup of coffee, and there's gonna be some shit going on.
01:02:33.440 --> 01:02:34.719
There's always shit going on.
01:02:34.880 --> 01:02:35.519
Yeah.
01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:40.639
So hear me out.
01:02:42.159 --> 01:02:44.239
My son's playing in this football league.
01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:45.920
Shout out, Uvaldi Longhorns.
01:02:46.159 --> 01:02:47.199
Thank you guys.
01:02:47.519 --> 01:02:49.199
Local tackle football league.
01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:49.599
Uh-huh.
01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:54.320
And they have um three or four teams fielded from Uvaldi.
01:02:57.920 --> 01:02:59.039
Look at that.
01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:04.239
It has nothing to do with it, but I wonder if we said it right there, it kind of picks up in the in the shot.
01:03:04.559 --> 01:03:05.360
I was looking at the shot.
01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:10.079
But there's like three or four.
01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:12.639
No, put it on that one right there.
01:03:14.880 --> 01:03:21.840
Yeah, there's like three or four local teams, and then there's a team from Eagle Pass that comes over to play.
01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:22.719
Nice.
01:03:26.559 --> 01:03:29.920
The new Alamo Heights when they come to Uvaldi, Texas.
01:03:30.400 --> 01:03:31.119
You tell me.
01:03:31.360 --> 01:03:32.239
They have more people.
01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:40.320
They're uh they just kind of seem like uppity rich people to me.
01:03:41.039 --> 01:03:46.000
You know, whenever you hear you see like these rich Mexicans come over, where do they get their money from?
01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:49.679
Um Taco Palenque.
01:03:50.239 --> 01:03:51.599
I love Taco Palenque.
01:03:51.679 --> 01:03:52.159
I do too.
01:03:52.320 --> 01:03:52.960
It's expensive.
01:03:53.280 --> 01:03:54.159
It's expensive.
01:03:54.320 --> 01:03:58.239
Remember, I'm bowling manudos like$15 like 10 years ago.
01:03:58.559 --> 01:04:03.039
Taco Palenque is expensive, but it is like a trashy McDonald's.
01:04:03.199 --> 01:04:04.159
Have you been inside?
01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:05.920
It's like a trashy McDonald's.
01:04:06.079 --> 01:04:07.280
But they have a salsa bar.
01:04:07.440 --> 01:04:08.000
They sure do.
01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:08.639
They sure do.
01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:10.639
So did stripes when they were around here.
01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:12.000
Well, maybe with the other one.
01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:12.320
Yeah.
01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:14.320
Do you ever like get a little bowl and you dip it?
01:04:14.400 --> 01:04:17.360
And then some guys like with this booger's little Yes.
01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:18.880
They have like a fruit section.
01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:21.039
Like, who the fuck's eating this fruit?
01:04:23.119 --> 01:04:31.039
Uh I think we should do uh a bet, and the loser has to go spend the night in the stripes and Rivera and eat three meals.
01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:34.800
I love their food.
01:04:35.199 --> 01:04:41.519
You just if you ever want to feel that know what it's like for a mouse to be in a glue trap, walk through the fucking stripes and rivera.
01:04:41.840 --> 01:04:43.199
It's so bad.
01:04:43.679 --> 01:04:47.599
Rivera is like uh the Uvaldi of well, I don't know.
01:04:47.760 --> 01:04:49.199
I like Uvaldi.
01:04:49.679 --> 01:04:55.440
So so John was on Gizmo's podcast, and then John clipped it and made a commercial about it.
01:04:55.599 --> 01:04:58.320
Yeah, he like he clipped it Gizmo out of it.
01:04:58.639 --> 01:04:59.440
Did you see that?
01:04:59.679 --> 01:05:00.480
No, I didn't see it.
01:05:00.639 --> 01:05:04.239
Oh, there's another one where he just clips Gizmo and like is this starts talking.
01:05:04.400 --> 01:05:05.280
It had just him.
01:05:05.760 --> 01:05:06.159
Yeah.
01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:07.440
Did you watch it?
01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:07.840
Yeah.
01:05:08.000 --> 01:05:08.719
Was it good?
01:05:08.960 --> 01:05:09.440
Yeah, I don't know.
01:05:09.679 --> 01:05:10.559
It's okay, I guess.
01:05:10.719 --> 01:05:11.840
Is Joe Tom's better?
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:12.079
Yeah.
01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:13.119
John knows Joe Tom.
01:05:13.360 --> 01:05:13.840
John Joe Tom?
01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:14.880
Yeah, Joe Tom is better.
01:05:14.960 --> 01:05:15.760
This guy just talked the whole time.
01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:17.920
Maybe Joe Tom will come off if he loses.
01:05:18.159 --> 01:05:20.800
Joe Tom's like the Anthony Bourdain to be a Valde.
01:05:24.159 --> 01:05:26.639
And he's like the Ernest Cervantes of Turkey.
01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:27.360
Of Turkey.
01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:30.239
I don't know if he does it.
01:05:31.440 --> 01:05:32.639
We talked to Parker.
01:05:33.519 --> 01:05:34.239
A little bit.
01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:35.760
Shut up, Parker.
01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:38.079
What's Parker have to say?
01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:38.639
Nothing.
01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:41.280
He's all wants us to call him out on the show all the time.
01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:43.280
Cocksucker.
01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:50.880
Uh oh.
01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:57.119
My wife yesterday was ordering the groceries for the week.
01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:01.840
And uh I don't know, we were Like eating lunch together or something.
01:06:02.000 --> 01:06:03.599
I don't know what maybe we were having breakfast.
01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:05.360
No, we were having breakfast.
01:06:05.519 --> 01:06:05.760
Uh-huh.
01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:11.119
And uh, and she was messing with she was starting the grocery list.
01:06:11.199 --> 01:06:13.599
And I guess you can just leave things in your cart till you're done.
01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:14.880
But she was doing some of it.
01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:15.599
Fancy.
01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:22.079
And I was on my phone, and uh, I was like, This is such a nice breakfast, you and me getting stuff done.
01:06:22.159 --> 01:06:29.039
And she's like, You're you're scrolling at you're looking at trucks like you always do.
01:06:29.199 --> 01:06:32.159
She's like, I'm getting our groceries for the week.
01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:35.599
And I go, Oh, marketplace for moms.
01:06:35.840 --> 01:06:36.800
That's true, isn't it?
01:06:37.119 --> 01:06:40.559
She did not think that was you know, you did not think it was funny.
01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:42.800
Alex, he's just kidding around.
01:06:43.119 --> 01:06:46.159
You just get to scroll past all the delicious things.
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:49.119
Although we always make her seem like she's like very serious.
01:06:49.280 --> 01:06:51.840
She's a very smart like joking around.
01:06:52.079 --> 01:06:53.760
She likes she's yeah, she's a sport.
01:06:53.920 --> 01:06:54.559
She's a sport.
01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:55.119
We love her.
01:06:55.280 --> 01:06:55.760
Yeah, we love her.
01:06:55.920 --> 01:06:56.480
Yeah, me too.
01:06:56.559 --> 01:06:57.119
I'm married to her.
01:06:57.360 --> 01:06:59.039
The greatest wife of the Nick Bob.
01:06:59.119 --> 01:06:59.679
Yeah, yeah.
01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:00.400
Shout out.
01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:05.519
If you need a lawyer that can put up with some bullshit, call my wife.
01:07:05.599 --> 01:07:06.159
How about that?
01:07:06.320 --> 01:07:06.960
I love it.
01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:08.559
Call my wife.
01:07:08.800 --> 01:07:09.199
Yeah.
01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:12.400
Let's let's rank the top lawyers in Uvalde.
01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:14.159
Top Alex.
01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:15.519
Second tier.
01:07:18.239 --> 01:07:18.719
Ooh.
01:07:19.599 --> 01:07:21.440
We can share the first one.
01:07:22.320 --> 01:07:22.960
Charlie?
01:07:23.199 --> 01:07:23.599
Charlie?
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:25.840
Charlie and Alex are the same.
01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:28.719
Maybe Alex is a little higher.
01:07:30.079 --> 01:07:34.800
And uh I there's actually there's not a lot of lawyers in Uvalde.
01:07:35.119 --> 01:07:35.679
How many are there?
01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:36.559
Like five?
01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:40.559
Uh, but they're all of them are all pretty good.
01:07:40.719 --> 01:07:42.880
And some of them are better at other things than others.
01:07:42.960 --> 01:07:46.719
But you've got Charlie, you got Alex, you got Roy, you got JP.
01:07:47.119 --> 01:07:47.920
Show JP.
01:07:48.159 --> 01:07:50.639
And then I know I'm missing like three.
01:07:50.880 --> 01:07:55.360
And then there's some of the older ones that are like they probably helped Dr.
01:07:55.519 --> 01:07:57.440
Watkins on his first deal.
01:07:57.920 --> 01:07:58.960
Oh fuck, really?
01:07:59.119 --> 01:07:59.280
Yeah.
01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:00.960
Yeah.
01:08:02.960 --> 01:08:05.840
Um what else, bud?
01:08:06.159 --> 01:08:07.119
I was thinking of something.
01:08:07.519 --> 01:08:08.559
How long have we done, bud?
01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:13.760
Um, if Batman was from Evaldi and he was mad at the Joker.
01:08:13.840 --> 01:08:17.840
Or you're talking about the joker, he'd say, It's a Joker, Nova Vega.
01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:19.680
That's all he had.
01:08:19.920 --> 01:08:20.640
That's all you had.
01:08:20.880 --> 01:08:21.359
Yeah.
01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:23.359
Oh, that's about it.
01:08:23.520 --> 01:08:28.159
Um Baxter said he liked our last show, even though I was tired as fuck.
01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:30.399
That that 9 p.m.
01:08:30.560 --> 01:08:31.680
show wore me out, too.
01:08:32.000 --> 01:08:32.880
Dude, I was wore out.
01:08:33.039 --> 01:08:34.960
Do you ever read before you go to bed?
01:08:35.279 --> 01:08:36.079
Sometimes.
01:08:36.319 --> 01:08:38.079
That puts me to sleep.
01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:39.920
Doesn't it anything?
01:08:40.319 --> 01:08:42.239
Yeah, that helps that helps you sleep.
01:08:42.319 --> 01:08:43.359
That's what they say.
01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:47.199
Let's see what the latest is on the H E B.
01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:48.159
Yeah, what else you got?
01:08:48.399 --> 01:08:49.760
We don't want to leave the people hanging.
01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:50.399
No.
01:08:52.319 --> 01:08:52.560
Oh, yeah.
01:08:52.640 --> 01:08:54.079
My sister sent me something about it right now.
01:08:54.239 --> 01:08:55.760
Like, oh my god, H E B.
01:08:59.279 --> 01:08:59.920
Let's see.
01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:03.439
91 comments on Constable's on what us post.
01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:07.520
It just says active investigation, weapon discharge, no one injured.
01:09:07.680 --> 01:09:08.880
Oh, thank God for that.
01:09:09.119 --> 01:09:09.760
Yeah.
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:20.880
The store at 5 54 p.m., the store and parking lot remains closed to the public as first responders continue with their investigation.
01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:24.960
Damn, a lot of people are going to the Whataburger tonight, bud.
01:09:26.800 --> 01:09:27.920
Uh, yeah.
01:09:28.079 --> 01:09:30.319
I how many fucking cops do they need there?
01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:31.920
Do they need all 30 of them?
01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:35.600
I bet it was that fucking homeless guy.
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:38.960
No, no, it was some like it was some like Mexican dude.
01:09:39.119 --> 01:09:40.640
I saw him in the handcuffs.
01:09:40.800 --> 01:09:41.119
Yeah.
01:09:41.439 --> 01:09:43.600
I I was envious of how thin he was.
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:44.560
I'm like, man.
01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:46.479
You see a thin guy, bud?
01:09:46.800 --> 01:09:48.399
What do you what do you think they eat?
01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:49.680
What's their diet?
01:09:50.880 --> 01:09:55.119
Do they eat like a sandwich for lunch and like a taco for dinner and go to bed?
01:09:55.439 --> 01:09:56.239
Probably.
01:09:56.560 --> 01:09:57.520
That sounds boring.
01:09:57.760 --> 01:09:58.800
Man, I had a sandwich yesterday.
01:09:58.880 --> 01:09:59.119
It was good.
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:00.880
Let's talk about that thing right there.
01:10:02.880 --> 01:10:07.920
You mean people that are selling underwear on Facebook Marketplace?
01:10:08.239 --> 01:10:09.359
Kind of weird.
01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:11.119
Kind of sexy.
01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:15.039
It's just the maybe the weirdest thing ever.
01:10:15.359 --> 01:10:15.920
It is.
01:10:16.159 --> 01:10:26.960
Is that like uh it says new and it has a tag on it, but it's like someone's asking five dollars as much problems as you had on marketplace with that Jeep.
01:10:27.279 --> 01:10:30.239
Could you imagine having something for five or ten dollars?
01:10:30.560 --> 01:10:30.880
No.
01:10:31.359 --> 01:10:36.000
We should NegPon's gonna do uh we're gonna do a marketplace, we're gonna sell something.
01:10:36.239 --> 01:10:39.680
Because the this is literally should I put that right here?
01:10:39.840 --> 01:10:41.760
No, we can't, but I wish we could.
01:10:42.960 --> 01:10:48.720
This is literally a place for people to shop.
01:10:48.960 --> 01:10:50.159
Dude, that's insane.
01:10:50.479 --> 01:11:01.359
That don't have like you know, like people will say, like, I'm going shopping, and then they may not buy anything, but they might buy something, but they'll spend all day shopping.
01:11:01.920 --> 01:11:15.600
Marketplaces so that people that can't leave their homes because they can't afford gas gas to go shopping, but they want to engage with you about the they're shopping, they want to talk to you.
01:11:15.760 --> 01:11:16.640
Yeah, they do.
01:11:17.520 --> 01:11:20.479
Do you think how many how many messages has this person got?
01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:22.720
Like a bazillion and fours.
01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:24.880
A bazillion.
01:11:25.359 --> 01:11:27.680
I'm thinking about buying it just so it goes down.
01:11:27.840 --> 01:11:34.800
I'm gonna put the pen I found in Bulky's uh uh Honda Metropolitan on there, see who buys it.
01:11:35.119 --> 01:11:37.520
But please just put this screenshot.
01:11:38.079 --> 01:11:42.000
I can't don't know who it was, but it doesn't say anyone's name on there.
01:11:42.880 --> 01:11:43.439
I will.
01:11:43.520 --> 01:11:44.079
Do you want me to?
01:11:44.239 --> 01:11:45.840
Yeah, I'm gonna screenshot it right here.
01:11:45.920 --> 01:11:46.800
You don't have to screenshot it.
01:11:46.880 --> 01:11:47.439
I'll put it up.
01:11:47.520 --> 01:11:49.119
I'll make it happen right here.
01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:51.119
Do you like can't okay?
01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:52.319
I'll try.
01:11:53.920 --> 01:11:55.119
Oh man.
01:11:55.520 --> 01:11:57.439
Oh, dude, the uh trucker treat.
01:11:57.520 --> 01:11:57.760
What's that?
01:11:57.920 --> 01:11:59.119
What's the latest on that?
01:11:59.439 --> 01:12:00.399
It's going down, bud.
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:01.600
You know what I told Gabby?
01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:02.800
I'm like, Gabby?
01:12:03.359 --> 01:12:05.119
She was like, what do you want?
01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:10.960
I said, get one of your friends to make Nagpod popcorn bags.
01:12:11.199 --> 01:12:15.760
I'm gonna fill them with popcorn and I'm gonna pay for the whole cucksucking thing.
01:12:17.039 --> 01:12:20.880
So we're gonna have negpod branded popcorn bags for free.
01:12:21.039 --> 01:12:21.359
Damn.
01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:23.520
Are you bringing your mom's popcorn maker?
01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:26.560
I think we're just gonna fill them with popcorn.
01:12:26.720 --> 01:12:30.079
You go get like that giant like 55-gallon leaf bag.
01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:31.520
Yes.
01:12:32.319 --> 01:12:38.960
Are you gonna put gloves on before you stuff them, or are you just gonna quit like work on this 1992 Suburban and come in and fill the bags up?
01:12:39.119 --> 01:12:41.680
No, I'm just gonna give Gabby like 30 bucks to do it.
01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:42.640
Shut up.
01:12:43.039 --> 01:12:44.319
Shut up, Gabby.
01:12:44.960 --> 01:12:46.560
What else is in marketplace?
01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:51.119
Oh, if you click on the underwear for sale, what is what does it say?
01:12:51.199 --> 01:12:52.479
What else you might like?
01:12:52.800 --> 01:12:53.760
Some ladies' ass.
01:12:54.079 --> 01:12:54.479
Some ladies.
01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:59.439
Oh, the barefoot prank slippers, some cut-up jeans.
01:13:04.399 --> 01:13:07.359
Look at that uh that 2004 F-250, though.
01:13:07.600 --> 01:13:19.039
Yeah, oh my dude pulled up next to me at ace today with the exact same truck as mine, but had leather seats, and he kept them immaculate.
01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:19.920
I was so jealous.
01:13:20.239 --> 01:13:21.600
Damn, that's real nice.
01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:22.800
Older gentleman.
01:13:22.960 --> 01:13:25.840
Yeah, he was he was about 15 years older than me, probably.
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:28.079
What's up with that barbecue plate?
01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:29.039
Oh, I don't know.
01:13:29.920 --> 01:13:32.800
I want that snap-on fucking battery charger.
01:13:33.039 --> 01:13:33.840
There you go, bud.
01:13:34.239 --> 01:13:35.199
225?
01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:36.880
Yeah, that's a good deal.
01:13:37.680 --> 01:13:47.520
They have this thing, it's a battery um battery tester, and it tests the snap-on battery tester, it tests the batteries, it tests the cold cracking amps, which you need.
01:13:47.680 --> 01:13:48.960
But it's$800.
01:13:49.840 --> 01:13:50.560
That's crazy.
01:13:51.600 --> 01:13:52.720
I'm gonna buy it.
01:13:53.199 --> 01:13:55.760
Shout out to our sponsors, Ziggy's Taxidermy.
01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:56.319
Thank you, Ziggy.
01:13:56.479 --> 01:13:57.199
Thank you, Victoria.
01:13:57.279 --> 01:13:58.800
They're gonna come out to truck or treat.
01:13:58.880 --> 01:13:59.439
We love it.
01:13:59.600 --> 01:14:00.159
Can't wait.
01:14:00.319 --> 01:14:00.720
Can't wait.
01:14:00.880 --> 01:14:01.279
Can't wait.
01:14:01.600 --> 01:14:04.079
Ruby's Lounge, uh, Renan Dakota, thank you so much.
01:14:04.239 --> 01:14:05.920
Uh, two hardest working people new value.
01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:08.239
Uh A1 Fire and Safety, thank you, John.
01:14:08.640 --> 01:14:09.840
Thank you, Brad.
01:14:10.079 --> 01:14:13.119
Um Kimball Fabricating.
01:14:13.279 --> 01:14:14.560
Thank you, Connor.
01:14:14.800 --> 01:14:18.399
He looks for arrowheads all over Texas and he finds some sometimes.
01:14:18.640 --> 01:14:19.439
That's right.
01:14:19.600 --> 01:14:21.119
Uh, 3C Exotics.
01:14:21.199 --> 01:14:21.760
Thank you, Chris.
01:14:21.840 --> 01:14:23.439
Thank you, Jared Arthur.
01:14:23.760 --> 01:14:27.439
Um, another Arthur followed me on Facebook or the Nickpot.
01:14:27.600 --> 01:14:28.000
I forgot.
01:14:29.119 --> 01:14:29.840
Corey?
01:14:30.079 --> 01:14:31.520
Is that their name?
01:14:32.000 --> 01:14:33.920
Yeah, it's the younger sister, I think.
01:14:34.159 --> 01:14:34.720
Shout out.
01:14:34.960 --> 01:14:35.840
No, I'm kidding.
01:14:36.079 --> 01:14:36.640
The mom?
01:14:36.960 --> 01:14:37.600
Who was it?
01:14:37.680 --> 01:14:39.039
Oh, maybe the mom, Corey, yeah.
01:14:39.199 --> 01:14:39.600
Shout out.
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:41.920
Uh, Texas Pro Tehouse Processing.
01:14:42.000 --> 01:14:43.119
Thank you, Ramon.
01:14:43.279 --> 01:14:45.199
Um, go out there and check them out.
01:14:45.439 --> 01:14:46.720
We're gonna go out there one day.
01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:47.439
We are.
01:14:47.680 --> 01:14:48.399
It looks awesome.
01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:49.359
And keep making it.
01:14:49.600 --> 01:14:51.680
People quit rescuing the goddamn dogs.
01:14:51.840 --> 01:14:53.279
I'll have plenty of sausage.
01:14:53.439 --> 01:14:54.159
That's true.
01:14:54.319 --> 01:14:55.840
That's what he's doing.
01:14:57.119 --> 01:14:59.840
Uh Big Dog Smokers, good luck, guys.
01:14:59.920 --> 01:15:02.079
Uh, it's on the what day is that?
01:15:02.800 --> 01:15:04.640
It's uh this weekend, Saturday.
01:15:04.880 --> 01:15:05.760
Barbecue Cook.
01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:08.479
Yeah, everyone head out to Noasis Canyon.
01:15:08.560 --> 01:15:09.359
Or we're gonna go cheer.
01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:10.880
I'm gonna be there.
01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:13.199
I'm gonna be eating brisket.
01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:15.600
I'm gonna be doing all sorts of shit.
01:15:16.079 --> 01:15:17.600
Thank you, Big Dog Smokers.
01:15:17.680 --> 01:15:20.000
Uh, Sindera Research, thank you, Heath.
01:15:20.159 --> 01:15:24.880
Um, we said we weren't taking any more uh sponsors, but we made an exception.
01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:31.359
Well, when Heath called us and he said, I'm the only puberty blocker endorsed by James Tel Rico, we said we gotta have this guy on as a sponsor.
01:15:31.520 --> 01:15:33.279
I need to have my dick to fall off.
01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:35.199
So we got this guy on.
01:15:35.520 --> 01:15:37.119
I'm tired of looking at it.
01:15:38.000 --> 01:15:39.199
Uh what else, bud?
01:15:39.359 --> 01:15:39.840
That's it.
01:15:40.000 --> 01:15:40.479
That's it.
01:15:40.640 --> 01:15:41.039
All right.
01:15:41.119 --> 01:15:42.720
Well, see y'all next time.
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See ya.