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It is 9.30 on a Thursday night and you're tuned
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in to Beltway Radio and Beyond, which can mean one
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and only thing. This is Chip Chat. Welcome to Chip Chat, everybody.
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I'm Chip and Des isn't here yet. Who are you, Charlie?
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I am Charlie.
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Yes.
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Yes, you are, Charlie.
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Now, Charlie is here not just because we like to
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have him hang out with us, although that is a
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little bit just kind of how this works. at this point,
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because we have a special, this is a special edition
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of Chip Chat, like many of them. This week, we
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are going to play our favorite game, which is called, well,
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it was called the Clip Game, but it is now
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called Ip Clip Georgia. And it's been called Ip Clip
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Georgia for several years now. And maybe we'll explain how
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it got to be that. Who knows if Brian's going
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to have something about that in the we don't know
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this is a show where it's hard to imagine this
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i have the least amount of control of what happens
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on this.
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Show okay so we're in for a good time.
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Then yeah.
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Hilarious yes so the we're gonna do the the clip
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game but we we do also have some headlines and
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a little bit of rundown and stuff that we do
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want to talk about because you know it's chip chat
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and we should do those things. And our writers spent
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all week writing all of these dynamite jokes that they
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really want to try out on everybody. So we'll see
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how that goes. Brian is Tez coming eventually, or do
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we have any, any indications?
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He's coming eventually.
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So we'll, we'll, I'll, I'll, I'll keep you posted once
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he pops in or not.
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Okay.
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And Charlie, do you have anything upcoming that you would
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like to promote while we're having the opportunity to speak
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to you?
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Well, keep an eye out for we're going to be
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doing creative arts Emmys coverage this weekend, both nights for
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all the technical awards and I'm going to be doing
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it with the new outlet I'm writing with, Awards Heaven.
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We're going to be doing live announcements of the winners
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as they come in and analysis and free thoughts. So
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we'll see what happens.
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It's going to be a rollicking good time.
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Did you add an outlet to your distribution or did
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you Get poached?
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What's the deal there?
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I'm really not that really affiliated with Cold Derby anymore.
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So this is the new, this is a place that was,
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this is an outlet that was started by one of
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my colleagues at Cold Derby. And so, yeah, that's, so
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it's a sub stack I'm ready for now.
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There you go. Okay. We're going to say that you were,
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you took your talents to South Beach or whatever, as
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they say. Yeah.
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Like a retired Jew.
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It's pretty much what we do, yeah. Just move to
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Miami to die. Or Aventura.
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Let's hope you're not on that course or having to
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vote for Ron DeSantis anytime soon. But since you are here,
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we're going to do the word bit. And we have
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to come up with a word.
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I don't know what makes good sense for the word,
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you know, today.
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I have to think.
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I didn't prepare. I wasn't thinking about this ahead of time.
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I don't know. Do you have a word?
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I have a word.
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Okay. I have a word. Don't know if that's going
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to work, but we're going to see. It never does.
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We're going to see what happens. All right.
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So we're going to take our first break, and then
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we'll be back with the headlines.
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So sit back. Grab some.
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Oh, I thought you'd go first.
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No, you go first.
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Curls.
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It's football time. You're listening to the best show, the
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only show, Chip Chat on Beltway Radio and beyond. Sweeps.
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All right, welcome back to Chip Chat here on Beltway
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Radio and Beyond. I am your host, Chip. With me
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tonight is Charlie. And Tez will be here in a
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little bit. So, Charlie, since you mentioned it, what's up
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with the curls? Is this what your hair is? I've
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never actually seen your real hair in all the.
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Years I've shown you. No, this is, it's a perm.
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Okay. Yeah.
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The thing your hair can do. It's not a thing
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that it does do. Yeah, it doesn't do it naturally.
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It's just wavy, usually.
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Got it. All right. Well, the perms are a thing.
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It's funny because my parents, they had their 50th wedding
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anniversary just a couple weeks ago, and we did a
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party for them. And one of the things that I
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had to do for that was assemble all these photos
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that they gave me from over the years and stuff.
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And looking at my mom's hair over all these years...
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especially the eighties was a wonderful time for ridiculous perms.
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Then also watching my dad's hair disappear over that same
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period of time.
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Slowly fade away. Yeah.
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It's pretty funny, especially since I don't think that's going
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to happen to me.
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So yeah.
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All right.
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So now we've come to the part of the show,
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which is the headlines. This is the news here and
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tradition dictates, of course, that the guest or the co-host is,
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gets to go first. So Charlie, in your very best
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Chevy chase, take it away.
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I'm Charlie bright and you're not. Our top story tonight,
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Mitch McConnell is still dead. However, it is not what
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he truly deserves because we all know that what he
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truly deserves is to have locked in syndrome.
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That's yes. Okay. Very good. Even better than I could
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have possibly imagined. In Nevada, a jury convicted someone for
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killing Tupac. Few, said the FBI.
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The FBI also announced this week that it would no
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longer treat prostitution busts as grounds not to hire agents,
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which we think is telling us something about Kash Patel.
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Speaking of the DOJ, they released a statement claiming to
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pursue child sex traffickers to the ends of the earth,
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but didn't release the Epstein files.
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Pete Kegstan fired his army secretary a few months after
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firing the secretary of the Navy and much of the
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top brass of both services, which would be really troubling
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if a war were to happen.
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Yes. Oh, man. That's getting to be a worse story
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for him every hour, which I think is great.
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Who would have thought that putting a weekend talk show
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host drunk in charge of the Pentagon would be a
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bad idea?
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I'm some of those things. You're some.
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All right.
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Let's see how this one goes if Brian's got the graphic.
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Military leaders had pushed back on the Trump administration's plans
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to endlessly extend their forces and stretch the branches in
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ways that damaged the mission and left the homeland less
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secure and to replace.
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The army with geese.
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There you go.
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That's a magical thing.
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Was that?
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This is a real image that Trump tweeted. It's very disturbing.
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I don't quite know what we're supposed to think this is.
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He loves playing with this AI shit. He just absolutely
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adores it. I mean, have you read Regime Change yet?
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I don't read books. That's hard.
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That's fair enough. That's fair enough. I was on vacation,
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so I had the chance to read it. I mean,
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they go into the meeting where he first meets with
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all these AI people and they show him what it
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can do. And ever since then, he's just been mesmerized.
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He loves playing around with it.
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I i get it i mean it is funny but
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also it's very stupid i that is particularly brian put
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that back that is as a particularly disturbing image like
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i'm not sure where the arms are coming out of
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the the geese are like they have wings and but
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they also have the wings that are like tucked back
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and then also arms. And of course they they're white,
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which doesn't make sense because their feet aren't. And there's
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a lot, a lot going on there.
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And why are Canadian goose protecting the American homeland?
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Or marching on Toronto, I believe is what, what's happening there.
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This is, this is the. Oh, okay.
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That's what I was thinking.
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But isn't that... Yeah, because it looks like... Yeah, it.
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Looks like Whitman Field in the background there.
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Well, maybe it does. You know what? I think you're right.
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Who knows?
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I mean, the AI doesn't actually care what city.
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Seattle, America's Toronto.
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Yeah. That's very funny.
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Yeah. In other senseless news, Trump tried to rename every
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body of water America, making things confusing for map software
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and giving Barron a chance to finally pass a geography test.
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Yes. We are aware that he's graduated high school, but
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that's not as funny. Doug Ford, Premier of Ontario, told
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Trump that Trump could rename Ford's ass after he kissed it.
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Which.
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I think our writers made up, but also could have happened.
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Well, still nothing will top his late brothers, his late
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brothers admission saying I'm a happily married man. I have
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a happily married man. I have plenty to eat at home.
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And all the cocaine. It's one of the, his story
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is one of the craziest things. If you ever get
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the chance to read the book, crazy town, it's, it's,
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it's amazing.
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Rob Ford was a gift to political jokesters for a
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long time.
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Yeah, he really, really was.
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That guy's amazing.
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The trouble with Canada has continued as Trump continues to
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tariff things that Canada doesn't produce, like hockey sticks and
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for-profit health care.
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There you go.
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Very good one.
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In Iran, the United States has won the war for
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the 48th and 49th time this week as the Strait
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of America is so open the oil is rushing.
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Through it all the way from Venezuela.
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That's a lot.
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In an effort to bring Iran to capitulation, Trump attempted
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to ramp sanctions enforcement to which China replied, and this
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is a direct translation.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Which it It sounds the same in the original Chinese.
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Right. Yes, exactly.
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Later in the week, Trump tweeted that he would rename
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the Strait of Hormuz the Trump Strait, which finally worked.
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And now the war is over and the shipping lanes
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are open and Iran gave up and even gave up
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their nuclear stuff and sent Trump a dozen cheeseburgers problem solved.
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My ex-girlfriend, Laura Loomer, had a racist week, which isn't news,
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but is going to make her affair with Byron Donalds
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very uncomfortable.
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Your ex-girlfriend. Oh, my God, that's funny.
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I'm the reason that she was so devastated after the
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breakup that that's why she looks the way she does.
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Yes, sure. That would explain it.
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I'm that much of a heartbreaker.
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Speaking of the way things look, the mint began circulating
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dollar coins with Trump's face on them. According to U.S.
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Law, only dead presidents can be put on coinage.
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So, you know, stand by.
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Over in England, not. reform party reform uk leader and
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punchable dummy nigel farage won his fake election to remain
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in parliament but not before a man known as count
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bin face who i learned was used to be lord
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buckethead yes it's the same guy yeah one more than
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25 of the vote farage was not able to comment
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through all of the milkshakes being thrown.
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At him yes of course as one does A tractor
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trailer loaded with squid tipped over.
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In Rhode Island.
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Residents responded quickly with some lemon and cocktail sauce.
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And momentarily upgraded Rhode Island's standard of living.
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That's right.
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Rhode Island, the black sheep of New England.
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They really are.
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You drive to Rhode Island, it is a pretty miserable place.
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I have accidentally driven through it. It took a good
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15 minutes and that was the worst 15 minutes ever.
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I was just ready for it to end because Connecticut
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feels like it just takes forever to drive through. I
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don't know why.
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Try being exiled there.
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Trump has a new person in mind to lead the Navy,
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a failed Senate candidate, and reason we lost the war
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in the 70s, hung cow, not to be confused with
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his cousin, big floppy donkey dick.
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Ha ha ha!
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I always remember Eric Idle saying that in the South
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Park movie.
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Yes.
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I want you to say pillow. Now I want you
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to say big floppy donkey dick.
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That's where I got it from.
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I had a feeling.
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And I'm very glad you got to be the one
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to read that. All right. Here I have to read
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my own thing. My own shame.
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Everton showed an incredible depth of ineptitude when it failed
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to close a deal on Flo Baligan. leaving the toffees
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with no striker to speak of, and me with no fingernails.
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It was the worst, the worst, like, sports mismanagement thing
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I've seen.
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And that's coming from a Commander's fan.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That is something to say.
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Yeah, we'll talk about that. All right, and let's see.
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You got a couple more.
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Yeah, school started in Fairfax last week, and already the
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county has had another week with less than five days
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of classes, which may explain why county children are now
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so stupid they can't cross the street safely.
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That is not a joke that we're proud of.
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It's just the reality we've been dealt.
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Yeah, I mean, they don't have school tomorrow. It's just
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a thing. And football is about to start with college
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games this weekend. Uh-oh, breaking news.
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This is here.
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This is here.
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Hey!
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What's up, everybody?
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Apologies.
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Doc, do you want to get the last headline?
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What is the last? I guess I just read this, right?
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It's and football is where we're at, right?
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Yep.
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All right.
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All right.
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This is completely a blind read. And football is about
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to start with college games this weekend, giving gamblers everywhere
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a chance once again to pin all their hopes to
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a 19-year-old that the internet will shame later.
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Yeah.
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Look at.
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That.
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DraftKings, we're ready to be sponsored.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know what you're about to say, but you
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said the right thing. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why
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they don't want to throw us a bunch of money.
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You'd think we'd be their prime audience.
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I had... Until recently, I had never been in a
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proper casino. But when I went down to Norfolk for
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the Virginia Young Democrats dinner, I've aged out, but I
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still go to the banquet they have every year because
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I'm a sponsor of it. And there's some other alums there.
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And after the banquet, we went... Since it was in Norfolk,
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we went to the casino that's in Portsmouth. And all
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of a sudden, after... Two minutes of being in there,
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I said to myself, yeah, this doesn't belong in Tyson's.
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I mean, I could feel the child support payments fading away.
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You know, my baby's milk money.
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Yeah.
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I don't want it anywhere near us because of the traffic.
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Like, I don't care about the.
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Degenerate gambler aspect of it. I just don't need it.
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Tyson's is already a slow area to drive through.
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Sucks. Absolute sucks. Yeah.
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All right.
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Now that Tez is here, before we hit our break,
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there's the airing of grievances that needs to take place
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over Everton's inability to do anything right, which I mean
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this very sincerely, especially even as a fan of the
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Washington football franchise, who we have been, as fans, treated
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so badly by our ownership for so long. You'd think
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I'd be a nerd to this, but I'm not. Everton
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has new ownership, relatively new ownership. Last couple of years,
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they are supposed to show up with a big pile
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of money, which they did have a big pile of money.
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And then they prompt. fucked it up in the worst
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possible way.
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We sold our only real goal scorer who isn't, you know,
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here anymore in order to then get Grealish back on
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a loan that he's coming off of a broken foot
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all last year. We sold our other goal scorer and
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got money and nothing for him. All of that with
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the intention of, oh, we're going to get Flo from Monaco.
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And Everton makes the deal. Monaco takes the deal. Flo
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signs the deal. Everybody's good. They fly him up to Merseyside.
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And then Everton's doctors failed him on the medical.
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And For what? They won't say. Okay. And then they're like, well, shit,
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this is at the deadline. What are we going to do?
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So they asked Premier League for a two-hour extension. They
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get the two-hour extension. In that time, make an insane,
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stupid play for Xerxe from United, who were playing this weekend.
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I was going to say you guys played. And then
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they're like, no, fuck off.
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And so then they turn around and go, all right, Monaco,
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how about you knock 10 mil off the deal or
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whatever they were trying to drive for like a harder
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bargain or something like that. And Monaco's like, no. And
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so then they're like, all right, fine.
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We'll take him.
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And all this jerking around flows. Like, I don't think
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I want to play for these guys. Cause look at
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what they just said about me. And they said, my
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career sucks and I'm like broken and I'm not broken.
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And so he's like, I'm pulling out of the deal.
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Then the deadline, dong, strikes, and we are completely fucked.
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We have no striker at all, at all. We have nothing,
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nothing at all. We've gained nothing. And then the Everton
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Facebook page had the fucking nerve to post the lineup
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and the depth chart and be like, look at how
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well we did in the trade.
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Deadline, at the deadline. And I'm like, dude.
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You had one job and you fucked it up so bad.
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We're one of three teams that made money at the
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trade deadline. That's never a good thing. You do not
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want to.
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Be a selling team.
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I just had lasso.
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Yeah.
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Okay. And you, Gunners, don't get to say shit.
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That's fine. It's okay.
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We are.
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As champions, you know, we were just used as bargaining
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chips to get everybody else paid. Like, all these people
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got better contracts threatening to come to Arsenal. So, you know,
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we've helped a lot of people.
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You helped other people make a lot of money.
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Yeah.
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By threatening to get them. Exactly. It was very odd
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to be in that position.
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I've just caught up on this disaster for your poor team.
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This is insane.
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Like, I hope Flo scores 25 goals and has a
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dynamite season.
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I hope he does so well.
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And I thought that was in the books. I thought
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we were going to come over here and be happy
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for you.
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Jeez. Earlier in the day.
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Yeah. Oh my God. This is how, this is how
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this all went down today.
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Yikes.
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Um, Marshall, I guess that's who you're, that's, you know,
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former United. Anthony, you know, all right. That phone with that.
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Okay.
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Um, yeah, sorry. That means another rough Premier League season
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for Everton. But you guys should beat Man U this weekend.
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Well, they're bad. They're bad. Yeah, I think it'd be bad.
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I just.
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Yikes. I feel betrayed. I feel like why.
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It'd be one thing if, like, there was something obviously
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wrong with him, right? Like, this was on a chance,
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and then they find, like, he's got a.
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Bunch of meth in his system or something like that, right?
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But they.
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Teams will fudge these medicals sometimes.
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They'll be like, oh, well, we detected something in the
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scans and the MRIs or whatever. They're just trying to, like,
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get a better deal. But you don't do that when
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you're at the margin and you're down to, like, your
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only guy. This was actually a pretty cherry deal. Yeah.
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Be good for the fan base.
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Right.
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Really good to bring in even new Everton supporters after
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you've watched the World Cup, like, specifically for fans in America. Yeah, that's... Rough. Wow.
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I mean, I am an Everton supporter because of Tim Howard.
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Right. I was going to say, you guys have done...
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Create a whole new generation of people like me. And
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not only that, but like, oh my God, I just
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feel so....
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And then my neighbor across the street, this stupid Liverpool stupidness.
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Wow, you have a Liverpool fan across the street.
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He lives across the street from me. And he's... Now,
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we're ahead of them still technically in the table. But
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I see him walking. It was back to school night, right?
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So we're walking home from the school. And he went
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to second session. And he's walking. And we pass each
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other on the street nearby.
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And he's just grinning at me like an idiot. And
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I'm like, I'm not talking to you for like a week. Like,
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I don't want to hear anything.
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And he goes, that's fine. And he just keeps smiling
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at me. I'm like, ah!
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I have that smile this season, too.
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Yeah.
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I go walk around in my lovely Arsenal kits.
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Yeah. It's a good feeling.
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Yeah.
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I hate this.
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I hope this is wrapped up by Boxing Day.
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I hate this.
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This feels to me like the Sharon Moore thing all
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over again.
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I can't wait to hear Roger Bennett talk about this.
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Oh, he is.
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This is going to be insane. Now I'm like excited
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to hear. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Roger's like, yeah. It's like you and him is top
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Everton fans. We are the Everton. We're the only two left.
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Everybody else has moved on. They're like, fuck it. We're
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going to root for, for like Derby County.
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Oh, yep. It's out there. They have something already. All right.
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Well, I don't know.
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All right. Have fun.
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Anyway, all right.
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Those are the headlines and me whining about soccer. Should
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we take a break and then do the rundown, and
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then we can get on to Ipclip, Georgia?
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Ipclip, Georgia.
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Yeah.
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All right. We're going to take a break. We'll be
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right back. You're listening to Chip Chat on Beltway Radio
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and beyond.
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Sweeps.
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We'll be right back.
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The Emperor is a fan of flock, and we must
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continue utilizing flock technologies so that we can follow and
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surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground,
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from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium, because we
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all know that the flock cameras are not only following
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the license plate readers, they are following children. They are
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following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this.
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I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend. Also,
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it should be known that the people of this town,
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the people that want their storm drains cleared, they should
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not have their storm drains cleared. Because in order to
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do that, we will have to raise taxes.
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And how will the people.
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Trust this city council when this city council continues to
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vote for surveillance technology that imprisons them?
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Ms.
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Campbell, you must work on your Jedi mind tricks.
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Do it like this.
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And when you do it, make sure that when you're
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double-speaking them into telling them that police services have become
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more humanitarian, make sure that you don't emphasize the detail
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that you put a ban on camping.
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00:28:11.660 --> 00:28:12.480
You put a ban.
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00:28:12.700 --> 00:28:17.539
You made criminalizing homelessness illegal. And that is why there
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is no such thing as humanitarian policing for the homeless.
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00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:25.359
Because we have effectively criminalized homelessness, which is good.
519
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:26.400
Now we can staff.
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Then we can fill our jails with free prison labor,
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00:28:30.619 --> 00:28:33.680
especially like that of the Otay Mason Detention Center, where
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00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:37.210
they are making $ 1 a day for working for 12 hours.
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00:28:37.670 --> 00:28:41.069
And there have been multiple cases of tuberculosis. Yes, and
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this is good.
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This is what the Emperor needs. This technology will help
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us find the rebel scum and their hidden base on Hoth.
527
00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:53.539
This technology will help us find Luke Skywalker as he
528
00:28:53.579 --> 00:28:59.200
traverses the universe in his X-Wing. This technology is a necessary,
529
00:28:59.940 --> 00:29:03.240
necessary force.
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00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:04.960
Thank you.
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00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:08.549
Roger Ralph?
532
00:29:08.809 --> 00:29:12.029
The lake change, Lake of America, was something I've been
533
00:29:12.609 --> 00:29:15.390
thinking about for a long time, actually. As you know,
534
00:29:15.430 --> 00:29:20.390
we took something called the Gulf of Mexico, we changed it,
535
00:29:20.529 --> 00:29:24.940
and now it's very routinely the Gulf of America. So
536
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.720
if you think about it, we have a Gulf and
537
00:29:27.769 --> 00:29:31.289
we have a lake. Now all we need is an ocean.
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00:29:31.990 --> 00:29:33.650
So maybe we'll have to change the name of the
539
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Atlantic and or the Pacific. Maybe we'll change them both.
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All right.
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Welcome back to Chip Chat here on Radio and Beyond.
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I'm Chip. There's Tez and Charlie and Darth Vader.
543
00:29:51.250 --> 00:29:53.349
Local politics really is the best.
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00:29:55.269 --> 00:30:00.259
Lake politics. Yeah, so... The flock stuff, we had a.
545
00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:01.880
We were ahead of this.
546
00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:03.420
Yeah, we covered this.
547
00:30:03.500 --> 00:30:06.329
Lenny was on a few weeks ago talking about getting
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00:30:06.410 --> 00:30:11.309
the flock out of Huntington, West Virginia. And since then,
549
00:30:11.390 --> 00:30:14.069
it's snowballed and become much more of a bigger national story.
550
00:30:14.089 --> 00:30:17.460
Yeah, it's kind of crazy. I hadn't heard... I'm just saying,
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I'm saying we broke that year, but it was like,
552
00:30:20.380 --> 00:30:22.819
we had the story and then the daily had either
553
00:30:22.859 --> 00:30:25.119
a day or two days later. Yeah.
554
00:30:25.220 --> 00:30:28.119
Well, we are better reporters than the New York times,
555
00:30:28.240 --> 00:30:34.880
but the other really great thing is that there was,
556
00:30:35.579 --> 00:30:37.359
I don't remember where it was in New Jersey, but
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there was some local township in New Jersey that had
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this guy singing about bongs and a whole bunch of
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00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:48.230
other stuff happened at their, their, town meeting and it
560
00:30:48.289 --> 00:30:51.990
got on YouTube and it was really funny. And so
561
00:30:52.029 --> 00:30:54.950
then everybody watched it and, and it wasn't like there
562
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was just one guy that was ridiculous. It was, it
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00:30:59.059 --> 00:31:02.339
was four or five people in a row who all
564
00:31:02.420 --> 00:31:07.759
did weird stunts for this. And it was so fun.
565
00:31:07.859 --> 00:31:10.160
I ended up watching all like 35 minutes of it.
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00:31:10.180 --> 00:31:12.660
It's the longest I've spent watching a YouTube video in
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00:31:12.700 --> 00:31:16.440
a long time. And it was, it was magnificent. This
568
00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:17.160
Vader one is.
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00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:18.099
Great, too.
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00:31:18.259 --> 00:31:24.759
So, yeah. More power to him, I guess. Up the empire.
571
00:31:27.519 --> 00:31:29.940
Just because that crazy-ass Trump.
572
00:31:32.180 --> 00:31:35.960
Obviously, I was reading Regime Change, and it has some
573
00:31:35.980 --> 00:31:39.069
of the crazier quotes in there.
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And just one of these. This one is actually from
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our good friend Scott Besson.
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He said, Besson strongly recommended to Trump that he not
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even allow Zelensky into the White House before he signed
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00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:55.009
the mineral deal. Quote, I've dealt with this little fucker.
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00:31:55.190 --> 00:31:59.549
Besson would say to associates about Zelensky, he's tricky. He's
580
00:31:59.569 --> 00:32:02.009
like a special needs child for the Europeans and he's
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00:32:02.210 --> 00:32:03.950
acting like Mr. Bean on crack.
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00:32:04.490 --> 00:32:05.869
What the fuck, man?
583
00:32:06.690 --> 00:32:08.980
I have more of those. We'll sprinkle those throughout the
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00:32:09.039 --> 00:32:09.759
rest of the show.
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00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:14.039
What? I'm telling you, it's a great read.
586
00:32:14.420 --> 00:32:20.400
It's a great read. I feel very bad reading it, actually.
587
00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:21.619
He called him tricky?
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Yeah.
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00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:24.759
Yeah, look, trust me.
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00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:29.960
Where is the anti-Semitism task force?
591
00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:31.859
Exactly, because they need to find it.
592
00:32:31.940 --> 00:32:34.319
What the fuck, man? Everybody they're looking for, the people
593
00:32:34.339 --> 00:32:36.769
they're trying to shut down, they're in the.
594
00:32:37.460 --> 00:32:39.349
The call is coming from inside the house.
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00:32:39.369 --> 00:32:40.170
What the fuck?
596
00:32:40.309 --> 00:32:42.069
Because there's more of them like that, man.
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00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:46.220
I got to tell you, Scott Besson is true proof
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that gay people can be just as awful as heterosexuals.
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00:32:50.859 --> 00:32:53.960
Yeah. I mean, strike one for equality. Way to go.
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Isn't that equality, right?
601
00:32:55.789 --> 00:32:57.990
Yeah, no, that's pure equality, baby.
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00:32:59.190 --> 00:33:01.569
That's merit-based. He's not a DEI hire.
603
00:33:01.910 --> 00:33:02.809
Love is love.
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00:33:02.829 --> 00:33:05.849
Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.
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00:33:06.789 --> 00:33:13.210
What did he call it? Fucking tricky? Little fucker. Tricky
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little fuck. Motherfuck. Listen here, Scotty.
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00:33:16.089 --> 00:33:20.799
I'm going to tell the beard you about how tricky
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we are. I'll show you tricky. Fuck that noise. I
609
00:33:24.380 --> 00:33:27.000
need to find the one where they go in on Netanyahu.
610
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:29.099
They have some bad words everywhere.
611
00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:32.009
It's a cross. Now, they got to be real careful
612
00:33:32.029 --> 00:33:33.009
about how they do that one.
613
00:33:33.349 --> 00:33:33.869
Right, exactly.
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00:33:33.890 --> 00:33:39.250
Okay to be mad at him for being a genocidal maniac. Well,
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the administration does not care.
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No, they're not. No, I know.
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That is their.
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Oh, yes. They have some. I was like, well, OK.
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You know, you can call Zelensky a lot of things
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and you can call him tricky.
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00:33:53.410 --> 00:33:55.609
I would say it's clever. Sure. But.
622
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And he might and he might drone strike you from 10,000
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miles away because he's done that in Russia. If you
624
00:34:04.490 --> 00:34:10.889
call Bibi something anti-Semitic. Mossad is going to show up. Like,
625
00:34:11.590 --> 00:34:12.210
you're done.
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00:34:12.230 --> 00:34:15.949
Don't do that. Just bad move, guys.
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There's some of us you're not to fuck with.
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I'm just saying.
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And he does not give a fuck, man. He is
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definitely one of the members of.
631
00:34:26.469 --> 00:34:29.429
The tribe that I don't want no beef with. I
632
00:34:29.429 --> 00:34:34.820
don't care how kosher it is. You can't make that joke.
633
00:34:35.260 --> 00:34:36.690
I can laugh at it.
634
00:34:36.699 --> 00:34:40.920
Yes, you can laugh at the joke. This one is
635
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:42.340
now come to the part of the show that's called
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The Rundown. This is where I tell you about some
637
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:45.059
stuff that's.
638
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:46.139
Going on in the news.
639
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:49.019
If we were real newsmen, it would sound a little
640
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:53.800
something like this. From Beltway Radio and Beyond in Washington, D.C.,
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00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:58.409
I'm Emmy-nominated TV newsman and just bonafide sexual beast, J.
642
00:34:58.489 --> 00:34:59.070
Scott Smith.
643
00:34:59.429 --> 00:35:01.409
And this is the part of the show where I
644
00:35:01.449 --> 00:35:02.670
tell some stuff about the world.
645
00:35:02.690 --> 00:35:04.230
Maybe not me, but somebody else is going to tell
646
00:35:04.250 --> 00:35:06.909
some stuff about what's happening in the news. So what's
647
00:35:06.929 --> 00:35:07.889
going on in the news, fellas?
648
00:35:08.500 --> 00:35:13.059
Thanks, Jake. Wow, it worked that time. All right. That's crazy.
649
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I was not ready.
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00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:16.440
Well, it's Ipcook Georgia night, so, you know, he's on
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00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:23.730
his game. On his game. Ah, I see. Proud of myself.
652
00:35:23.750 --> 00:35:27.250
All right, this one's called No Shit. This is about
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00:35:27.289 --> 00:35:29.650
the IRS. The most interesting thing. I thought it was
654
00:35:29.710 --> 00:35:33.050
about constipation. Yeah, well, it's sort of similar.
655
00:35:34.179 --> 00:35:36.119
That would be a great name for a constipation drug.
656
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:40.039
No shit.
657
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Try no shit.
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00:35:46.889 --> 00:35:50.469
I was plugged up like anything, but then no shit
659
00:35:50.769 --> 00:35:55.929
showed me that there was that there were possibilities on
660
00:35:55.969 --> 00:35:57.730
the other side of that rainbow.
661
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Made of feces.
662
00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:18.019
Don't take no shit if... No.
663
00:36:12.099 --> 00:36:15.920
Shit may cause Newton's third law of motion to become
664
00:36:15.980 --> 00:36:18.530
a factor in your bowel movements.
665
00:36:22.429 --> 00:36:24.969
I think we should just figure out how to dub
666
00:36:25.010 --> 00:36:28.769
that over the colon blow ads from SNL.
667
00:36:28.789 --> 00:36:32.139
Yes, yes, the old colon blow ads with Bill Hartman.
668
00:36:32.179 --> 00:36:32.719
Oh my God.
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You'd have to eat 10,000 bowls.
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00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:40.139
It's like bourbon cereal.
671
00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:42.579
Now they're super colored blood.
672
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:48.769
Flip the apartment up like 10 stories. Oh, my God.
673
00:36:48.789 --> 00:36:49.369
That was funny.
674
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My fucking face hurts already. All right. The IRS.
675
00:36:53.329 --> 00:36:56.969
Let's talk about the IRS. Now, the IRS has one job,
676
00:36:57.010 --> 00:37:00.980
which is to collect the money. And they need a
677
00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:04.130
lot of people to do it. And if you have
678
00:37:04.170 --> 00:37:11.329
fewer people, they collect fewer monies. That's a very obvious thing, right?
679
00:37:11.750 --> 00:37:20.559
So the Biden administration got past the, was this in
680
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the IRA or the infrastructure law?
681
00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:24.139
One or the other. Oh, it was in the IRA.
682
00:37:24.139 --> 00:37:29.840
$ 80 billion or some huge amount. Yeah, $ 80 billion.
683
00:37:30.590 --> 00:37:32.769
To increase funding at the IRS, to do a bunch
684
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of things like modernize systems and also to hire, as
685
00:37:38.250 --> 00:37:44.760
the Republicans were quick to point out, 10,000 more IRS agents. Now,
686
00:37:46.139 --> 00:37:48.739
what do you think would have been the return on
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00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:53.610
investment for that $ 80 billion if there were enough IRS
688
00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:56.289
agents to actually enforce the tax laws?
689
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Billions of dollars.
690
00:38:01.659 --> 00:38:07.110
Clearly it's something like a six to one is one.
691
00:38:07.409 --> 00:38:13.010
Yeah, it's crazy. So 600% return.
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00:38:15.489 --> 00:38:17.869
But then of course, Trump got rid of all of
693
00:38:17.909 --> 00:38:20.449
them and then they doged even more. So they're like,
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00:38:20.570 --> 00:38:22.570
Oh no, we're going to save money by doging all
695
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the IRS agents.
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And running them all out of, out of the agency. Dateline, Washington.
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00:38:30.929 --> 00:38:36.860
Revenue from IRS audits plunged 35% in fiscal year 2025
698
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as the agency shed thousands of enforcement workers. According to
699
00:38:40.340 --> 00:38:45.360
a new report from the Treasury IG, the IRS collected
700
00:38:45.380 --> 00:38:46.739
a total of $ 6.
701
00:38:46.500 --> 00:38:48.679
5 billion from audits. These are just from audits. It's
702
00:38:48.739 --> 00:38:50.360
not just like what people owe, but this is like
703
00:38:50.659 --> 00:38:52.679
when they go back and check to make sure that
704
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:56.760
people pay what they owe. in fiscal 25, which ended
705
00:38:56.820 --> 00:39:03.710
September 30th, down from 10 billion last year, which was
706
00:39:03.789 --> 00:39:08.090
the last year that the Biden administration was operating. The
707
00:39:08.190 --> 00:39:10.829
group said that the number of IRS employees working in
708
00:39:10.949 --> 00:39:13.670
auditing and collections had dropped to 17,517 as of January 26th,
709
00:39:13.730 --> 00:39:22.510
a decline of almost 10,000 workers from fiscal 24, The
710
00:39:22.550 --> 00:39:26.980
report added that the impact of the staff reductions may, quote, become.
711
00:39:26.639 --> 00:39:28.710
More apparent over time. No shit.
712
00:39:29.690 --> 00:39:29.789
See?
713
00:39:30.329 --> 00:39:30.849
There it is.
714
00:39:32.630 --> 00:39:37.369
These losses present a challenge to improving taxpayer service and
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00:39:37.449 --> 00:39:42.130
enforcing the nation's tax laws. The tax watchdog said, we
716
00:39:42.190 --> 00:39:46.190
are concerned about how staffing losses are impacting the IRS's
717
00:39:46.250 --> 00:39:49.389
ability to ensure that it meets department priorities.
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00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:55.369
No shit. Okay. We're running this massive deficit.
719
00:39:55.429 --> 00:39:59.789
Trump got this like dumb fucking war in Iran and
720
00:40:00.090 --> 00:40:02.590
God knows what else he's doing. They're cutting taxes for
721
00:40:02.630 --> 00:40:06.269
billionaires and the forests are on fire and they're not
722
00:40:06.309 --> 00:40:08.179
paying the firefighters and all this kind of stuff.
723
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:10.539
And it's like, Hey, I know where we could get
724
00:40:10.579 --> 00:40:14.059
some money. We could go and enforce the tax laws
725
00:40:14.300 --> 00:40:16.760
and go get the fucking money that all.
726
00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:19.460
Of these cheapskates who already have a lot of money
727
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:21.239
are Oh, all.
728
00:40:21.099 --> 00:40:24.260
Of us, the American taxpayer, but instead they fired all
729
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:25.059
of those people.
730
00:40:25.659 --> 00:40:28.360
And then they let them the way to read this.
731
00:40:29.440 --> 00:40:34.090
If the IRS collected less money, that means that Trump
732
00:40:34.210 --> 00:40:37.250
gave away that money to his rich friends.
733
00:40:37.570 --> 00:40:37.849
Yes.
734
00:40:38.230 --> 00:40:44.139
They don't audit poor people. Okay. So he gave away $ 6. 5 billion.
735
00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:44.409
Just.
736
00:40:48.760 --> 00:40:52.739
In not collecting it or no, Oh, sorry.
737
00:40:53.219 --> 00:40:57.110
Uh, 3.5 billion just in that one year. But I mean,
738
00:40:57.389 --> 00:41:02.050
that makes it better. Everyone's always screaming about this. We
739
00:41:02.090 --> 00:41:06.150
don't want a wealth transfer to happen. It's happening. It's
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00:41:06.590 --> 00:41:07.550
happening already.
741
00:41:07.630 --> 00:41:07.869
It's yeah.
742
00:41:08.429 --> 00:41:10.090
And, there's a.
743
00:41:10.150 --> 00:41:13.369
Large transferring it's consolidation.
744
00:41:12.630 --> 00:41:14.329
Well i guess that is a good point but it's
745
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transferring from those of us that make the money that
746
00:41:16.869 --> 00:41:20.489
earn the money that make the things to those who just.
747
00:41:21.469 --> 00:41:24.920
Don't yeah that i mean again some people have just
748
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:28.500
earned got this wealth whether it's inheritance like or even
749
00:41:28.539 --> 00:41:31.920
like if you're taking out like whatever anybody building or
750
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:34.539
creating any organizations there's lots of people there that obviously
751
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.289
should be taxed higher I mean, there's a larger reckoning
752
00:41:37.309 --> 00:41:40.389
that has to happen here, right, that taxes have to
753
00:41:40.429 --> 00:41:44.400
be raised at some point, right? And you would have
754
00:41:45.380 --> 00:41:50.000
had a better opportunity for people to understand this, right?
755
00:41:50.019 --> 00:41:52.449
Because at this point, right, pick a random number. Let's
756
00:41:52.699 --> 00:41:55.449
just say $ 400, 000 and below, right? No one there is
757
00:41:55.469 --> 00:41:58.389
going to say that there should be any increases in taxes, right?
758
00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:03.750
I don't think that's true, personally. I don't think that, personally,
759
00:42:03.789 --> 00:42:06.010
there needs to be something there. But you can't have
760
00:42:06.050 --> 00:42:08.489
that fucking argument. You can't even have that argument anymore
761
00:42:08.849 --> 00:42:13.309
because you look at, again, the 1%, and they have
762
00:42:13.329 --> 00:42:15.710
paid nothing. So it's like they've been paying nothing for
763
00:42:15.809 --> 00:42:19.239
so long that to go and look to anyone else below, right, again,
764
00:42:19.260 --> 00:42:22.300
which is that 400,000 number, like, they're going to go
765
00:42:22.340 --> 00:42:25.139
pitchforks in the street. So, yeah, at this point, you
766
00:42:25.219 --> 00:42:29.599
do have to tax the ultra-wealthy at this point I mean, again,
767
00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:33.199
like they were taxed before. This isn't new here, right?
768
00:42:33.260 --> 00:42:36.030
There were times in this country where there was closer
769
00:42:36.110 --> 00:42:40.429
to like 35, 40% taxes on people making that extreme wealth.
770
00:42:41.829 --> 00:42:43.789
And I just, I find it to be, that's where
771
00:42:43.809 --> 00:42:46.170
you have to start before you can even have a
772
00:42:46.230 --> 00:42:51.980
conversation about, again, anyone below a certain number, right?
773
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:58.019
We're going to hit Social Security paying 20% less in 2020.
774
00:42:58.750 --> 00:43:00.110
In six years.
775
00:43:01.329 --> 00:43:04.650
And that's that's not some sort of magic idea congress
776
00:43:04.670 --> 00:43:07.849
has to fix that these guys can't name a post
777
00:43:07.969 --> 00:43:12.230
office they have to fix that now and one of
778
00:43:12.269 --> 00:43:14.889
the ways they have to fix that is they have
779
00:43:14.929 --> 00:43:18.989
to lift the cap on contributions because it's pegged at
780
00:43:19.010 --> 00:43:23.969
this ridiculously low number that never adjusts for inflation and
781
00:43:24.010 --> 00:43:26.489
doesn't make any sense. And the people who make more
782
00:43:26.530 --> 00:43:31.489
than that, they're not getting paid in wages anyway. It's just,
783
00:43:33.389 --> 00:43:37.610
if the top 1% controls more than 50% of the
784
00:43:37.909 --> 00:43:42.869
total capital in a society, you're so lopsided that there's
785
00:43:42.889 --> 00:43:45.230
gonna be a point at which they're not gonna have
786
00:43:45.289 --> 00:43:48.369
enough of the rest of us to exploit to make
787
00:43:48.449 --> 00:43:51.849
any more money. The whole thing will capsize.
788
00:43:53.739 --> 00:43:57.059
Okay, Bernie. Okay.
789
00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:00.400
Again, I'm not sure if that's a Jew joke, but yeah, sure.
790
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:06.579
I'll take it. The top 1% has 50% of the money.
791
00:44:07.019 --> 00:44:10.469
I don't say comes out cold.
792
00:44:10.300 --> 00:44:15.989
At the deli. We can all do it. That's the
793
00:44:16.030 --> 00:44:19.849
thing we call. Just sounds like our uncle. All right.
794
00:44:21.070 --> 00:44:24.820
So speaking of that incredible deal making, where they're just
795
00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:27.940
giving away money. How about some other great deal making
796
00:44:28.820 --> 00:44:31.840
going on? This one takes place.
797
00:44:33.030 --> 00:44:35.230
Out of the United States. They were, there was a meeting.
798
00:44:36.210 --> 00:44:38.110
I'm trying to figure out where this meeting was, but
799
00:44:38.150 --> 00:44:40.489
it was, it was on the sidelines of the Shanghai
800
00:44:40.969 --> 00:44:46.139
cooperation organization summit. Oh, in Bishkek, which is in Kyrgyzstan,
801
00:44:46.739 --> 00:44:48.699
you know, scenic Bishkek.
802
00:44:51.059 --> 00:44:53.539
Cool. They're very bond.
803
00:44:54.340 --> 00:44:56.219
Yeah. Who do you think is.
804
00:44:56.239 --> 00:44:59.280
At the Shanghai... Come see our amazing hotel.
805
00:45:03.070 --> 00:45:06.329
And the one taxi cab that goes between the airport
806
00:45:06.489 --> 00:45:07.389
and that hotel.
807
00:45:09.670 --> 00:45:12.719
Meet the wonderful Kyrgyz people and their goats.
808
00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:14.420
Wow.
809
00:45:15.219 --> 00:45:15.739
I assume.
810
00:45:15.900 --> 00:45:16.300
I don't know.
811
00:45:18.389 --> 00:45:21.550
They are listening, interestingly enough. Kyrgyzstan is one of the
812
00:45:21.590 --> 00:45:24.550
countries that's in our worldwide listenership.
813
00:45:24.730 --> 00:45:28.369
I'm not sure why. Maybe they're anticipating a show.
814
00:45:29.349 --> 00:45:30.989
It's a torture program.
815
00:45:31.130 --> 00:45:34.389
That's right. Okay. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, listen
816
00:45:34.429 --> 00:45:41.610
to this shit. Yeah. No, no, I'll talk. Who do
817
00:45:41.630 --> 00:45:42.070
you know?
818
00:45:42.090 --> 00:45:44.170
Please, no shit.
819
00:45:44.250 --> 00:45:53.250
Turn on the Snapchat. All right. So, yeah. Who is
820
00:45:53.349 --> 00:46:01.599
at this Shanghai Cooperation Organization Summit? Our good president, Ruski, right? Yeah.
821
00:46:02.139 --> 00:46:02.940
Ruski was there.
822
00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:07.019
Who else was there? Lots of guys there. Let's see
823
00:46:07.059 --> 00:46:10.599
if I can say his name. Who is this here?
824
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:15.469
Mazur Pesachkin. Pesachkin? Pesachkin?
825
00:46:16.730 --> 00:46:20.989
Pazeshkin, yes. Together, our powers can rhyme.
826
00:46:21.030 --> 00:46:27.510
Pazeshkin is the president of Iran who is meeting with Putin.
827
00:46:28.130 --> 00:46:31.820
There he is, shaking hands, looking.
828
00:46:32.519 --> 00:46:34.139
The new leaders of the free world.
829
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:40.579
They've never looked so good. They look thrilled, both of them.
830
00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:43.460
Would you like drone?
831
00:46:43.519 --> 00:46:45.039
Because they're in Bishkek.
832
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:45.619
Yeah, right.
833
00:46:45.659 --> 00:46:49.369
That's why they're That's why it's hard to have smiley faces. Well,
834
00:46:49.409 --> 00:46:52.099
for Pozeshkin, this is a much nicer place than he's
835
00:46:52.179 --> 00:46:52.800
used to being.
836
00:46:53.179 --> 00:46:55.179
Yeah.
837
00:46:55.380 --> 00:46:56.019
Underground.
838
00:46:56.500 --> 00:46:56.719
Yeah.
839
00:46:57.300 --> 00:46:59.539
And for Putin, this is the worst place he has
840
00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:03.750
to be because, you know, he's Putin.
841
00:47:04.949 --> 00:47:07.389
But also, I think she.
842
00:47:07.230 --> 00:47:10.170
Was there and maybe some and Modi was there.
843
00:47:11.300 --> 00:47:13.619
So, you know, all of the best. The meeting at
844
00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:17.409
the Shanghai Cooperation Organization brought together 10 leaders, including Putin,
845
00:47:18.309 --> 00:47:22.670
China's Xi Jinping, and India's Narendra Modi for a two-day conference.
846
00:47:23.050 --> 00:47:25.349
Two days of our favorite people all together.
847
00:47:25.369 --> 00:47:33.150
It was either that or Woodstock. Or Burning Man.
848
00:47:33.670 --> 00:47:35.929
Lilith Fair. You know, it's all kind of the same thing.
849
00:47:36.449 --> 00:47:37.050
Oh, man.
850
00:47:37.489 --> 00:47:40.190
The lesbian gathering that was Lilith Fair. That was a
851
00:47:40.230 --> 00:47:40.909
magical time.
852
00:47:41.389 --> 00:47:44.320
Yeah. Well, Olivia Rodrigo made a new one.
853
00:47:44.340 --> 00:47:50.000
I still prefer the lesbian folk vibe.
854
00:47:51.539 --> 00:47:51.840
Yeah.
855
00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:52.780
Cool.
856
00:47:53.940 --> 00:47:57.079
Anyway, remember when Trump was like, hey, Putin's like our
857
00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.570
friend and we should guess what else happened with the
858
00:48:00.619 --> 00:48:05.530
Russians and international diplomacy in the same week that Putin
859
00:48:05.570 --> 00:48:09.030
and Pozezhkin were together hanging out with Xi Jinping and
860
00:48:09.050 --> 00:48:09.630
Narendra Modi?
861
00:48:10.679 --> 00:48:13.530
Didn't they bomb some of the Germans or some shit?
862
00:48:13.570 --> 00:48:14.010
What happened?
863
00:48:14.530 --> 00:48:16.369
There was something that happened. There was something they accused
864
00:48:16.389 --> 00:48:19.389
the Russians of. The Russians tried to attack the airport
865
00:48:19.429 --> 00:48:21.349
in Frankfurt with drones.
866
00:48:21.550 --> 00:48:26.489
And the Germans, like, shot them down or whatever. But also,
867
00:48:27.159 --> 00:48:30.360
here in the United States, there was a meeting of
868
00:48:30.420 --> 00:48:34.019
the finance ministers of the G20. And who got to
869
00:48:34.059 --> 00:48:37.179
come for the first time since they invaded Ukraine?
870
00:48:38.039 --> 00:48:39.760
Oh, the Russians. The Russians.
871
00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:44.780
To beautiful, only to beautiful, was it, is it at Asheville,
872
00:48:44.820 --> 00:48:45.500
North Carolina?
873
00:48:45.539 --> 00:48:46.719
It was in Asheville. That's right.
874
00:48:47.320 --> 00:48:47.659
Yeah.
875
00:48:47.860 --> 00:48:53.280
The, the. Didn't that place get swept away? Yes.
876
00:48:53.420 --> 00:48:53.900
Most of it.
877
00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:56.679
The Bishkek of America.
878
00:48:56.900 --> 00:48:57.179
Yes.
879
00:48:57.300 --> 00:49:03.260
The Bishkek of North Carolina. So here's Trump out here,
880
00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:08.599
like in insisting. He didn't just invite the finance minister
881
00:49:08.619 --> 00:49:11.639
of Russia, but insisted over the objection of the other
882
00:49:11.639 --> 00:49:16.969
19 members of the G20, we must have these guys here.
883
00:49:18.090 --> 00:49:23.860
And the guys he's fighting against Iran are shaking hands
884
00:49:24.260 --> 00:49:26.360
with Putin in Bishkek.
885
00:49:27.739 --> 00:49:29.440
It's a rich tapestry.
886
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:38.239
Jesus Christ Charlie is not allowed to be the peanut
887
00:49:38.260 --> 00:49:41.869
gallery anymore he's going to get us killed by the
888
00:49:41.929 --> 00:49:44.610
KGB and the FBI all at once.
889
00:49:44.630 --> 00:49:47.289
They're already cooperating.
890
00:49:47.610 --> 00:49:48.489
Yeah, apparently.
891
00:49:48.510 --> 00:49:55.469
There's definitely a Kash Patel Narendra Modi joke in there somewhere.
892
00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:57.929
Oh my god. I don't know where to find it.
893
00:49:59.739 --> 00:50:01.780
I was looking for it, but my eyes got crossed.
894
00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:03.159
Oh my god.
895
00:50:03.739 --> 00:50:11.079
Alright, and then our last rundown story here is about
896
00:50:11.119 --> 00:50:16.280
this deal-making. If Iran and Russia are hanging out, how's
897
00:50:16.340 --> 00:50:17.800
the war in Iran going?
898
00:50:18.829 --> 00:50:21.769
How do you think it's going there, Tez? I'm about
899
00:50:21.789 --> 00:50:25.010
to have the straight of Trump, straight Trumps. Yeah, the
900
00:50:25.030 --> 00:50:25.630
Trump straight.
901
00:50:25.929 --> 00:50:26.489
Trump straight.
902
00:50:26.590 --> 00:50:30.489
It's a lot like the Trump flush, except it's got a,
903
00:50:30.530 --> 00:50:33.820
you know, a few more diamonds in it, I guess.
904
00:50:35.099 --> 00:50:35.199
Hmm.
905
00:50:36.550 --> 00:50:39.300
Iran retaliated against U.S. new U.S.
906
00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:43.860
Strikes overnight last night. Launching or two nights ago, sorry,
907
00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:47.440
launching missiles and drones towards U.S. positions in the region
908
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:53.219
in defiance of. Let's call him angry, 80 something year
909
00:50:53.280 --> 00:50:55.300
old outside a construction site.
910
00:50:55.590 --> 00:50:56.889
You mean glorious leader?
911
00:50:57.389 --> 00:51:01.010
There you go. He warned them not to do that.
912
00:51:01.550 --> 00:51:04.130
And then they were like under advisement.
913
00:51:04.210 --> 00:51:04.510
Got it.
914
00:51:06.340 --> 00:51:08.039
And he said that we're going to hit them again
915
00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:10.090
at a much harder and higher level.
916
00:51:11.150 --> 00:51:15.269
Why does he talk like this? Who talks like that?
917
00:51:16.070 --> 00:51:17.570
Because he's a cartoon character.
918
00:51:18.630 --> 00:51:20.949
It is the midterms.
919
00:51:21.090 --> 00:51:22.530
What is wrong with this person?
920
00:51:23.050 --> 00:51:26.809
This is crazy. He wants to lose.
921
00:51:27.070 --> 00:51:33.940
Yeah, it's clear. This is going to be a bloodbath again.
922
00:51:34.019 --> 00:51:38.889
He wants to lose. Because he's going to claim election irregularity.
923
00:51:38.909 --> 00:51:42.530
He has to lose by a lot to make that claim.
924
00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:46.000
He's fired all the military top brass, so he's down
925
00:51:46.019 --> 00:51:49.280
to only the loyalists. He's already got troops in the streets,
926
00:51:50.059 --> 00:51:52.239
and they're not going to certify any of the votes.
927
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:55.179
He's going to invade the blue states where everybody won
928
00:51:55.300 --> 00:51:57.139
or whatever, and the coup will start.
929
00:51:57.599 --> 00:52:04.730
That's what's happening. Again, this always goes this crazy fast. No,
930
00:52:05.170 --> 00:52:06.510
some of those things isn't true.
931
00:52:06.949 --> 00:52:07.869
Some of it is true.
932
00:52:08.329 --> 00:52:09.929
The lesson of this is that we all need to
933
00:52:09.969 --> 00:52:10.630
buy guns.
934
00:52:11.130 --> 00:52:15.429
Yes. I've been, well, that's dead. Yes. Been, been, been, been.
935
00:52:16.070 --> 00:52:17.369
And locked with ammunition.
936
00:52:18.230 --> 00:52:18.510
Yes.
937
00:52:18.690 --> 00:52:22.239
Again, this will get pushed to the Supreme Court. The
938
00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:26.139
Supreme Court will rule in the favor of, no, we
939
00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:28.940
just can't blow all this shit up. Because the thing
940
00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:30.179
that's going to happen is people are going to hit
941
00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:30.900
the streets and be like.
942
00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:35.840
I didn't vote for that asshole.
943
00:52:36.750 --> 00:52:39.710
People are going to be like, no, he clearly wasn't
944
00:52:39.789 --> 00:52:42.190
stolen because I didn't vote for his ass or anything
945
00:52:42.210 --> 00:52:43.090
he supports.
946
00:52:43.590 --> 00:52:45.489
They won't seat them immediately.
947
00:52:46.110 --> 00:52:48.789
Again, Mike Johnson will pull the same shit he's pulled before, right,
948
00:52:48.829 --> 00:52:49.869
with not seeing people.
949
00:52:50.250 --> 00:52:53.989
They're not going to mail out the ballots. They're still
950
00:52:54.030 --> 00:52:54.329
going to.
951
00:52:54.389 --> 00:52:57.429
Lose, though, even if they tried that. And that's not
952
00:52:57.510 --> 00:53:00.699
going to. That, again, that is not about to happen.
953
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:02.980
The court isn't going to come and save you. They're
954
00:53:03.000 --> 00:53:07.400
going to claim that nobody's got standing to sue except Congress,
955
00:53:07.900 --> 00:53:10.510
and Johnson's not going to do it, and so then
956
00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:13.119
it's going to be, they're going to be like, oops, sorry,
957
00:53:13.159 --> 00:53:17.329
hands are tied, can't do anything, nobody's got standing. They're
958
00:53:17.369 --> 00:53:20.429
deciding all these cases on the rocket docket on a
959
00:53:20.469 --> 00:53:25.969
standing basis or technical basis without merit and not able
960
00:53:26.030 --> 00:53:29.510
to revisit the case because you can't get standing to
961
00:53:29.550 --> 00:53:33.170
bring it back into court. They're deciding things on the
962
00:53:33.210 --> 00:53:35.690
rocket docket that need a full hearing that they're not
963
00:53:35.710 --> 00:53:39.409
going to do. And they're saying it's temporary. It's not temporary.
964
00:53:39.769 --> 00:53:43.159
These ballots are already going out. You're not stopping that
965
00:53:43.219 --> 00:53:46.280
at all. There's no way you stop that. Because again,
966
00:53:46.340 --> 00:53:47.539
the federal government doesn't.
967
00:53:47.420 --> 00:53:49.719
Control the elections. They control the mail.
968
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:51.880
They can control the mail, but some of this stuff
969
00:53:51.900 --> 00:53:57.199
has already happened. I'm not worried about the votes getting
970
00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:00.840
counted and them losing, there is still an issue with
971
00:54:00.860 --> 00:54:03.420
them seating the next Congress, which we will have to
972
00:54:03.519 --> 00:54:04.119
deal with.
973
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:04.719
At that point, right?
974
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.530
We'll deal with that January 6th. It'll be a wild
975
00:54:07.590 --> 00:54:12.349
time as usual, right? But this Congress, this new Congress
976
00:54:12.409 --> 00:54:15.389
will be seated, right? That is going to happen. That
977
00:54:15.429 --> 00:54:16.769
is going to happen again.
978
00:54:16.889 --> 00:54:19.329
What we need is a transmitter that I can run
979
00:54:19.409 --> 00:54:22.210
off of my generator so that we can continue to
980
00:54:22.329 --> 00:54:27.050
operate a pirate radio station in the post- universe.
981
00:54:27.710 --> 00:54:31.590
Again, sometimes it feels like you want this goddamn coup
982
00:54:31.630 --> 00:54:34.389
to happen. One, so you can say that you're right.
983
00:54:34.730 --> 00:54:36.909
And then two, so that it's like we can live.
984
00:54:36.969 --> 00:54:39.719
And I find that's the first part. And I find
985
00:54:39.739 --> 00:54:42.000
this with many people. It's like, we almost want to
986
00:54:42.039 --> 00:54:44.800
be star characters in this crazy world that no one's
987
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:47.920
ready for. No one's going to be there. I know
988
00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:50.099
it's not going to happen. We should be talking about
989
00:54:50.139 --> 00:54:50.719
that happening.
990
00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:54.380
I need the radio station to broadcast how right I was.
991
00:54:54.599 --> 00:55:01.309
That's true. I, yeah. Look, I'm right about a lot
992
00:55:01.349 --> 00:55:03.949
of terrible stuff. I hate that. I don't, I don't
993
00:55:03.989 --> 00:55:06.690
like being the smartest person around and always knowing what's
994
00:55:06.730 --> 00:55:09.449
about to happen. It's not a good situation.
995
00:55:09.650 --> 00:55:10.190
Christ.
996
00:55:10.429 --> 00:55:12.260
You should just listen to me though.
997
00:55:12.409 --> 00:55:18.260
You know, trying to create mass hysteria and scaring people
998
00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:21.599
on this. Yes. We'll cross that bridge when we get there.
999
00:55:21.920 --> 00:55:24.559
We will get all of our listeners all riled up.
1000
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It'll be a huge problem. I hope everybody here is
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00:55:28.369 --> 00:55:30.989
ready to fight. All the people who are here, they're
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00:55:31.030 --> 00:55:31.840
listening right now.
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00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:33.780
There are dozens of them.
1004
00:55:33.800 --> 00:55:34.900
Dozens.
1005
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:41.980
Dozens. There are dozens. Dozens. Okay.
1006
00:55:42.980 --> 00:55:46.530
Anyway, the war in Iran is not going well. There's 50,000
1007
00:55:46.530 --> 00:55:50.530
troops in the region. Everybody's been stop-lossed. Diesel is marching
1008
00:55:50.550 --> 00:55:57.019
to $ 7 soon. There's there's nobody going home. They're all
1009
00:55:57.119 --> 00:55:59.940
out of food. The bases in Bahrain are destroyed.
1010
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:03.489
We have no ammunition. They've got no ammo. There's no
1011
00:56:03.550 --> 00:56:05.349
missiles left.
1012
00:56:05.670 --> 00:56:06.210
What's his name?
1013
00:56:06.230 --> 00:56:11.389
Driscoll on his way out apparently told Trump that Hexeth's
1014
00:56:11.449 --> 00:56:14.800
lying to him about the ammunition and that everybody else
1015
00:56:14.860 --> 00:56:16.579
is lying to him about how the war is going
1016
00:56:16.619 --> 00:56:19.460
over there and all this stuff as if Trump cares.
1017
00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:20.679
And then he's like, peace out.
1018
00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:21.179
I'm gone.
1019
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:23.940
Have you seen my ballroom?
1020
00:56:24.909 --> 00:56:25.179
Right.
1021
00:56:25.409 --> 00:56:26.030
It's crazy.
1022
00:56:26.349 --> 00:56:27.769
Everything pivots back to.
1023
00:56:29.369 --> 00:56:32.789
I've got Patriot missiles. So many Patriot missiles. They're protecting
1024
00:56:32.809 --> 00:56:35.530
the ballroom. It's going to be massive. It's going to
1025
00:56:35.570 --> 00:56:36.070
be beautiful.
1026
00:56:37.050 --> 00:56:40.159
We're going to have so many... Are you a Patriot
1027
00:56:40.179 --> 00:56:42.320
so you can be a Patriot missile?
1028
00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:45.539
If there was a way to fling his supporters with
1029
00:56:45.579 --> 00:56:49.099
a slingshot at ballistic missiles, he would do it and
1030
00:56:49.119 --> 00:56:50.420
they would line up to join.
1031
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:50.710
Thank you.
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00:56:52.119 --> 00:56:53.329
Yes. Yes, sir.
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00:56:53.429 --> 00:56:56.489
Please sacrifice me for your own amusement.
1034
00:56:57.469 --> 00:56:59.920
Yeah. I mean, they kind of deserved it.
1035
00:57:00.130 --> 00:57:02.289
Well, if he has a pit of despair, I assume
1036
00:57:02.309 --> 00:57:05.860
he's building a pit of despair in the, you know,
1037
00:57:06.280 --> 00:57:09.500
the pit ballroom in the pit that he's got, you know,
1038
00:57:09.820 --> 00:57:15.059
like maybe he can just enjoy chucking loyal J sixers
1039
00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:16.940
into there and watching them.
1040
00:57:18.300 --> 00:57:21.250
That's fun for dictators, right? Isn't that one of the
1041
00:57:21.269 --> 00:57:21.679
things they do?
1042
00:57:22.349 --> 00:57:23.570
I'd watch that on pay-per-view.
1043
00:57:23.889 --> 00:57:24.409
There you go.
1044
00:57:24.590 --> 00:57:27.809
See, I'm the benevolent kind of dictator. I wouldn't chuck
1045
00:57:27.849 --> 00:57:30.730
people into a pit of despair. I would, I would
1046
00:57:30.769 --> 00:57:34.710
chuck them into like a pit of cotton candy. They'd
1047
00:57:34.730 --> 00:57:35.699
enjoy it on their way.
1048
00:57:35.710 --> 00:57:36.710
They'd all be diabetics.
1049
00:57:37.050 --> 00:57:42.610
Yes, but that's the fun disease. You earn it sort
1050
00:57:42.630 --> 00:57:45.159
of like, like fatty liver disease. You had a good
1051
00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:45.929
time getting there.
1052
00:57:46.820 --> 00:57:48.219
You'd have a great, great time.
1053
00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:48.820
Yeah.
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00:57:49.570 --> 00:57:51.389
All right, you want to take a break before we
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00:57:51.409 --> 00:57:53.050
make Tez talk about voting by mail?
1056
00:57:54.010 --> 00:57:54.889
Yeah, sure, let's do it.
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00:57:54.889 --> 00:57:57.010
All right, we're going to take a quick break. We'll
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be right back. You're listening to Chip Chat on Beltway
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00:57:59.250 --> 00:58:00.909
Radio and beyond. Swoops!
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00:58:08.429 --> 00:58:09.369
Okay, it's true.
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00:58:09.969 --> 00:58:11.860
I stayed up late last night, so I had half
1062
00:58:11.880 --> 00:58:12.719
the turbo forces.
1063
00:58:59.230 --> 00:59:00.070
And get the fish oil.
1064
00:59:05.619 --> 00:59:29.960
And get the fish oiled. I'm sick of all these
1065
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:32.539
witches and warlocks. I'm full of shit.
1066
00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:34.199
Pumpkin popsums.
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00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:35.429
I'm sick of it.
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00:59:35.489 --> 00:59:37.190
You keep interrupting.
1069
00:59:37.329 --> 00:59:38.309
All of it's lies.
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00:59:38.550 --> 00:59:39.909
Because you're lying.
1071
00:59:40.409 --> 00:59:41.050
That's why.
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00:59:41.550 --> 00:59:44.179
Oh, there's energy. Oh, now we're done with Trump.
1073
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:45.420
You said he was the Messiah.
1074
00:59:45.559 --> 00:59:47.119
You said he was invincible.
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00:59:47.260 --> 00:59:49.340
I will not suffer your cute people after this.
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00:59:49.940 --> 00:59:51.119
I knew what you were day one.
1077
00:59:51.500 --> 00:59:52.639
I know what you are now.
1078
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:57.010
Witches and warlocks are full of shit. Pumpkin and popsums.
1079
00:59:57.210 --> 00:59:59.829
I'm sick of it. You keep interrupting me.
1080
01:00:00.110 --> 01:00:01.110
All of it's lies.
1081
01:00:01.349 --> 01:00:05.190
Because you're lying. That's why every goddamn thing out of
1082
01:00:05.210 --> 01:00:07.469
your people's mouths doesn't come true. You said it was
1083
01:00:07.489 --> 01:00:09.679
all over. You told us to stop.
1084
01:00:09.699 --> 01:00:10.000
You....
1085
01:00:15.710 --> 01:00:19.809
Witches and warlocks, you're full of shit. Pumpkin and popsums,
1086
01:00:19.969 --> 01:00:20.929
I'm sick of it.
1087
01:00:21.030 --> 01:00:23.719
You keep interrupting me. All of it's lies.
1088
01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:25.500
Because you're lying.
1089
01:00:26.019 --> 01:00:26.679
That's why.
1090
01:00:27.139 --> 01:00:31.219
Witches and warlocks, you're full of shit. Pumpkin and popsums,
1091
01:00:31.380 --> 01:00:32.429
I'm sick of it.
1092
01:00:32.530 --> 01:00:34.190
You keep interrupting me.
1093
01:00:34.329 --> 01:00:35.329
All of it's lies.
1094
01:00:35.570 --> 01:00:36.929
Because you're lying.
1095
01:00:37.429 --> 01:00:38.110
That's why.
1096
01:00:38.170 --> 01:00:39.510
Because every god thing.
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01:00:41.170 --> 01:00:44.300
Alright, welcome back to Chip Chat here on Beltway Radio
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01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:49.119
and Beyond. I'm your host, Chip. With me is Ted's kid, Carly.
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01:00:50.860 --> 01:00:52.139
Gotta play the classics, man.
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01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:53.400
That is a classic, man.
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01:00:53.500 --> 01:00:58.360
Turbo Force! Five different kinds of caffeine.
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01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:01.780
I'm just glad. I was hoping whatever that damn milk
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01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:06.400
thing he has. I'm glad that didn't get played. The
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01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:07.239
bone broth.
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01:01:07.340 --> 01:01:08.039
Bone broth.
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01:01:08.059 --> 01:01:09.500
That is the... It's.
1107
01:01:09.420 --> 01:01:11.219
Like Ovaltine, but good.
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01:01:11.380 --> 01:01:16.050
That's disgusting. And as always, you know, we laugh at
1109
01:01:16.090 --> 01:01:19.530
this shit, but something isn't funny. We know it's not funny.
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01:01:20.269 --> 01:01:25.760
Murdering little kids. And this guy obviously is, you know,
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01:01:26.090 --> 01:01:29.179
a person who thinks that's something that didn't happen. So
1112
01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:32.239
as you see below, if you can please go to SandyHookPromise.org
1113
01:01:32.300 --> 01:01:36.599
and go and smash that donate button because it's like
1114
01:01:36.679 --> 01:01:42.010
carbon credits, okay? We go ahead and we play that
1115
01:01:42.070 --> 01:01:45.079
shit here. But the only way we can continue to
1116
01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:48.349
play that is if you go and donate to Sammy
1117
01:01:48.389 --> 01:01:50.929
Hook Promise, because that kind of gives us like the
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01:01:50.989 --> 01:01:53.489
carbon credit, you know, to go ahead and, you know.
1119
01:01:53.510 --> 01:01:55.809
Like a karma credit is what it is.
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01:01:55.909 --> 01:01:59.909
Karma credit, more app. Yeah, that allows us to feel
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01:02:00.389 --> 01:02:06.320
better at playing that mess. Speaking of a mess.
1122
01:02:06.340 --> 01:02:07.539
Do you have your Turbo Force?
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01:02:08.340 --> 01:02:09.159
Turbo Force, yeah.
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01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:11.980
You got some turbo force right there? I drag on stuff.
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01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:13.099
That's some turbo force.
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01:02:13.159 --> 01:02:18.320
You have to say it that way too, right? Yeah.
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01:02:18.500 --> 01:02:20.619
I don't ever say it any other way.
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01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:28.699
Drag on stuff. Speaking of messes, voting by mail, as
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01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:30.619
we alluded to a little earlier, right?
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01:02:31.449 --> 01:02:32.139
All right.
1131
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:35.730
All right. So it's clearly, you know, the post office
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01:02:35.789 --> 01:02:39.039
is or the post office brass is they've got the
1133
01:02:39.079 --> 01:02:41.880
memo from the administration that, yeah, we're here to fuck
1134
01:02:41.960 --> 01:02:46.679
up voting come the midterm, right? So an anonymous federal
1135
01:02:46.699 --> 01:02:50.940
official warned in a disclosure to the Congress that rushed,
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01:02:51.119 --> 01:02:54.570
insufficiently tested U.S. Postal Service system could prevent large numbers
1137
01:02:54.590 --> 01:02:57.829
of Americans from receiving mail ballots this fall if the
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01:02:57.869 --> 01:03:02.250
court approves, obviously, President Donald Trump's plan for the midterm election.
1139
01:03:02.710 --> 01:03:06.769
A disclosure was made public Tuesday, and our good friend
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01:03:06.809 --> 01:03:10.599
Senator Richard Blumenfall of Connecticut, says the Postal Service has
1141
01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:16.000
adopted an internal, quote, zero percent failure policy, unquote, under
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01:03:16.039 --> 01:03:18.699
which an entire batch of ballots would be rejected if
1143
01:03:18.739 --> 01:03:22.409
a single barcode sampled by the postal employee could not
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01:03:22.449 --> 01:03:25.329
be scanned or matched with the information submitted through this
1145
01:03:25.429 --> 01:03:26.469
wacky ass portal.
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01:03:27.789 --> 01:03:29.750
And a batch, just so folks.
1147
01:03:29.550 --> 01:03:35.179
Are aware, could contain tens of thousands of ballots. or
1148
01:03:35.219 --> 01:03:36.409
just start to do basic math.
1149
01:03:36.429 --> 01:03:38.050
Off of one bad barcode.
1150
01:03:38.590 --> 01:03:44.369
Let's just say there's six bad barcodes. Say less.
1151
01:03:44.409 --> 01:03:45.050
If we think.
1152
01:03:44.889 --> 01:03:50.559
About some races and how many votes people lose by,
1153
01:03:50.579 --> 01:03:52.619
it could be a batch of these.
1154
01:03:52.699 --> 01:03:53.780
Two batches.
1155
01:03:54.199 --> 01:03:59.000
Two invalidated batches could go ahead and cause that. Again,
1156
01:03:59.719 --> 01:04:02.900
To quote Blumenthal, he said the Postal Service has designed
1157
01:04:02.940 --> 01:04:07.699
a system to disenfranchise millions of Americans. The post office
1158
01:04:07.780 --> 01:04:10.219
obviously said, hey, we're going to provide a simple, secure
1159
01:04:10.269 --> 01:04:14.909
and efficient way to submit voters voter lists, but didn't
1160
01:04:14.949 --> 01:04:18.429
address the whistleblowers complaints about zero failure policy. So that
1161
01:04:18.469 --> 01:04:20.809
means that it is happening and that obviously is why
1162
01:04:20.829 --> 01:04:25.309
they didn't address it. obviously the white house, right. Uh,
1163
01:04:25.409 --> 01:04:27.530
came out and said under president Trump, right. The federal
1164
01:04:27.570 --> 01:04:30.389
government is working to ensure safe, transparent and honest elections.
1165
01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:34.840
Um, come on. Like what are we doing here?
1166
01:04:34.860 --> 01:04:38.480
Uh, the fight over the postal service plans is rooted
1167
01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:41.599
in this dumb ass executive order that Trump seeks to again,
1168
01:04:41.780 --> 01:04:42.940
overhaul mail-in voting.
1169
01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:43.280
Right.
1170
01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:47.559
And a judge has blocked those plans for now. Right.
1171
01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:50.000
The administration is going to seek to reinstate those ahead
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01:04:50.019 --> 01:04:54.219
of the fall midterm. Um, I think again, as I
1173
01:04:54.519 --> 01:04:56.960
look at the story, it is a timing thing. Cause
1174
01:04:56.980 --> 01:04:58.400
there's going to get to a point where if this
1175
01:04:58.489 --> 01:05:01.949
doesn't get, if it doesn't. Yeah. Right.
1176
01:05:01.989 --> 01:05:05.610
Monday is the North Carolina is the first day they
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01:05:05.869 --> 01:05:10.010
start mailing stuff tomorrow on Friday, actually. So, so there's one.
1178
01:05:10.150 --> 01:05:10.909
So that's done.
1179
01:05:10.989 --> 01:05:13.349
Like once they're like, I guess the only piece here
1180
01:05:13.369 --> 01:05:14.949
is this, this scanning of that.
1181
01:05:15.050 --> 01:05:15.250
Right.
1182
01:05:15.289 --> 01:05:16.869
When they come back. I.
1183
01:05:17.250 --> 01:05:21.250
So the court aspect of it maybe doesn't matter.
1184
01:05:21.860 --> 01:05:22.030
Right.
1185
01:05:22.300 --> 01:05:25.679
The, What the executive order said was that the states
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01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:28.219
had to turn over all of their voting information to
1187
01:05:28.260 --> 01:05:30.900
the post office and the post office was supposed to
1188
01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:36.730
square the voting information against citizenship roles and whatever other
1189
01:05:36.789 --> 01:05:40.110
information the federal government has. And if anything mismatches from
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01:05:40.150 --> 01:05:42.670
the voter rules, not to mail out that ballot to
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01:05:42.710 --> 01:05:45.090
that person. But when they went to go test this,
1192
01:05:45.110 --> 01:05:47.489
and this is what the whistleblower found, it didn't work.
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01:05:48.050 --> 01:05:51.139
And not just like once or twice, but like a
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01:05:51.219 --> 01:05:55.130
lot of the time, had a failure rate of like 25%.
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01:05:55.130 --> 01:05:58.030
Lots of people who are eligible to vote would in
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01:05:58.070 --> 01:06:00.230
fact not get their ballot as a result of this.
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01:06:00.250 --> 01:06:02.030
Because it's part of this batch, right? Right.
1198
01:06:02.389 --> 01:06:07.380
Which is again, part of this phantom fear that they've
1199
01:06:07.400 --> 01:06:11.199
been stoking for all this time about non-citizens voting and
1200
01:06:11.260 --> 01:06:14.219
all of this stuff, which isn't happening. It's not happening,
1201
01:06:14.260 --> 01:06:15.940
but they want to make sure that there are certain
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01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:18.079
groups of people who can't vote And they want to
1203
01:06:18.099 --> 01:06:22.320
just suppress voter turnout in general. And I don't know
1204
01:06:22.780 --> 01:06:27.449
if it matters whether the court says you can't do this,
1205
01:06:28.090 --> 01:06:31.989
if they can just make the post office kind of suck.
1206
01:06:32.849 --> 01:06:35.599
And they did that the last time with the.
1207
01:06:35.550 --> 01:06:37.760
Joy where they're just like, oh, we'll just kill a
1208
01:06:37.800 --> 01:06:42.019
bunch of the mail sorting, you know, like facilities.
1209
01:06:42.500 --> 01:06:43.960
And then the stuff just won't.
1210
01:06:43.860 --> 01:06:46.929
Get where it needs to go. That could be the plan.
1211
01:06:47.489 --> 01:06:50.239
Ineptitude is a great way to fuck up a system.
1212
01:06:50.980 --> 01:06:54.079
I think here's what I've seen, though, is that whenever
1213
01:06:54.619 --> 01:06:58.300
the population feels like you're taking the vote for them,
1214
01:06:58.969 --> 01:07:02.309
it just drives turnout higher. And what I expect to
1215
01:07:02.369 --> 01:07:04.949
see is if everybody's like, oh, we don't trust the
1216
01:07:04.969 --> 01:07:06.110
fucking mail-in voting.
1217
01:07:06.679 --> 01:07:08.829
These lines are going to be long as shit of
1218
01:07:08.889 --> 01:07:12.550
people making it because because, again, that's the one thing
1219
01:07:12.590 --> 01:07:15.050
I do find with American people is like once you
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01:07:15.130 --> 01:07:16.710
once they get the wind of like, oh, they're trying
1221
01:07:16.730 --> 01:07:18.130
to snatch it from the mayor.
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01:07:18.150 --> 01:07:18.829
We don't trust this.
1223
01:07:19.110 --> 01:07:21.210
People will go and be it'll be out there. And
1224
01:07:21.409 --> 01:07:23.800
I think you'll see record turnout anyway.
1225
01:07:24.010 --> 01:07:27.679
That's great. What do you do in Colorado or Oregon
1226
01:07:27.860 --> 01:07:31.940
or Washington or Alaska or places where you only vote
1227
01:07:31.980 --> 01:07:32.360
by mail?
1228
01:07:34.320 --> 01:07:36.639
You're going to say they're going to invalidate those states?
1229
01:07:36.659 --> 01:07:38.539
There are other races happening.
1230
01:07:39.099 --> 01:07:40.199
They're going to find a way.
1231
01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:44.739
If they cut 10% of the ballots out, I mean,
1232
01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:46.940
that's enough to sway an outcome.
1233
01:07:48.099 --> 01:07:51.269
I don't think this is going to go down.
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01:07:51.769 --> 01:07:55.909
Imagine what happens if like, you know, six months later,
1235
01:07:56.789 --> 01:07:59.090
it turns out there's these boxes of ballots that never
1236
01:07:59.130 --> 01:08:02.960
got mailed. The post office already people are pretty sure
1237
01:08:03.300 --> 01:08:05.360
doesn't work that well, which I think is crazy because
1238
01:08:05.400 --> 01:08:07.679
in my experience, post office works phenomenally well.
1239
01:08:07.840 --> 01:08:08.949
Yeah.
1240
01:08:09.289 --> 01:08:13.849
But and even after Trump won, tried to degrade it
1241
01:08:13.989 --> 01:08:16.449
with Louis DeJoy and did everything they could to make
1242
01:08:16.470 --> 01:08:17.729
the post office not work.
1243
01:08:18.229 --> 01:08:19.949
It works really well.
1244
01:08:21.500 --> 01:08:25.220
But if you keep convincing people that it doesn't work
1245
01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:28.399
and you're in a state where your only option is.
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01:08:28.380 --> 01:08:31.770
To vote by mail. You can depress turnout and Boebert
1247
01:08:31.789 --> 01:08:33.930
could like keep her seat, for example.
1248
01:08:34.529 --> 01:08:35.689
Oh, she's going to keep her seat.
1249
01:08:36.050 --> 01:08:36.930
OK, we I'm.
1250
01:08:36.949 --> 01:08:38.829
Using her as a baddie. I know she's in an
1251
01:08:38.970 --> 01:08:40.770
all Republican district because she moved. But you get what
1252
01:08:40.810 --> 01:08:41.439
I'm saying, right?
1253
01:08:41.500 --> 01:08:42.380
Like, yeah.
1254
01:08:42.859 --> 01:08:45.760
Are there no edge cases in those vote by mail
1255
01:08:45.859 --> 01:08:46.520
only states?
1256
01:08:47.140 --> 01:08:50.739
There must be tons of Senate that could impact a
1257
01:08:50.779 --> 01:08:54.210
lot of Senate races, especially if there was like Alaska
1258
01:08:54.270 --> 01:08:56.520
is the one I'm thinking of because they. Because they
1259
01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:58.829
really do rely on vote by mail in Alaska. They
1260
01:08:58.850 --> 01:09:01.680
have to. There's so much. there's so much rural area.
1261
01:09:02.220 --> 01:09:06.779
Does this not hurt Republicans, though?
1262
01:09:06.939 --> 01:09:07.649
Trump votes by mail.
1263
01:09:07.670 --> 01:09:11.989
Florida is mostly vote-by-mail now, isn't it? Yeah. That's something
1264
01:09:12.029 --> 01:09:16.350
that could affect their governors. Who knows how that could
1265
01:09:16.369 --> 01:09:20.810
affect that because that affects Because it seems, because a
1266
01:09:20.850 --> 01:09:22.369
lot of Republicans use it now.
1267
01:09:22.909 --> 01:09:26.170
Yeah. Yeah, this is not, like, that's where I'm, I
1268
01:09:26.250 --> 01:09:29.829
see the pushback being everybody after COVID is like, oh,
1269
01:09:30.449 --> 01:09:32.770
this seems like an easier method to do, right?
1270
01:09:32.890 --> 01:09:34.479
Oh, yeah. It's easier.
1271
01:09:34.899 --> 01:09:37.479
And I think that cuts across party. And I just don't,
1272
01:09:37.699 --> 01:09:40.460
I don't, it doesn't seem smart. And I think you
1273
01:09:40.520 --> 01:09:46.300
even see Republicans not getting on the SAVE Act, right? Because, again,
1274
01:09:46.310 --> 01:09:49.579
they know that's going to hurt them as well, right?
1275
01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:53.039
It boggles the mind that Mike Lee is such a
1276
01:09:53.079 --> 01:09:55.439
champion of the save back because he's from Utah. And
1277
01:09:55.579 --> 01:09:57.760
Utah has been voting by mail for a while now.
1278
01:09:58.239 --> 01:09:59.779
It seems to work really well there.
1279
01:10:00.220 --> 01:10:01.180
Yeah, he keeps winning.
1280
01:10:01.460 --> 01:10:03.300
Yeah, right. He keeps winning.
1281
01:10:03.779 --> 01:10:06.890
To the point about the rural voters and stuff, think
1282
01:10:06.949 --> 01:10:12.529
about a place like Texas where the Democrats have power
1283
01:10:12.609 --> 01:10:16.100
in the urban center and not anywhere else. And so
1284
01:10:16.310 --> 01:10:20.390
if you make mail voting difficult in the far-flung areas,
1285
01:10:20.810 --> 01:10:23.949
the urban centers who can manage to get to the
1286
01:10:23.970 --> 01:10:26.130
polls and not have to vote by mail are going
1287
01:10:26.149 --> 01:10:26.909
to heavily- Or.
1288
01:10:26.890 --> 01:10:29.010
At least get their ballot to a drop box.
1289
01:10:29.130 --> 01:10:29.569
Exactly.
1290
01:10:29.590 --> 01:10:33.470
They'll be able to tip the scales pretty substantially. Maybe
1291
01:10:33.510 --> 01:10:34.260
we want this.
1292
01:10:35.340 --> 01:10:37.819
I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
1293
01:10:40.149 --> 01:10:42.550
I don't i don't i don't get the play either
1294
01:10:42.729 --> 01:10:43.130
but it.
1295
01:10:43.090 --> 01:10:45.659
Doesn't make any sense it does it is a problem
1296
01:10:45.739 --> 01:10:49.319
i'm like i think the franchise and their own voters.
1297
01:10:48.960 --> 01:10:51.899
But the play here is to to call into question
1298
01:10:51.979 --> 01:10:55.720
the authenticity of the election writ large and if you
1299
01:10:55.760 --> 01:10:58.399
can say look we don't know who really won everything's
1300
01:10:58.439 --> 01:11:00.850
fucked up we can't trust the real ballots because the
1301
01:11:01.149 --> 01:11:03.520
they've got Isn't he the boy.
1302
01:11:03.439 --> 01:11:05.659
Who cried wolf with this at this point, though?
1303
01:11:06.220 --> 01:11:06.819
Isn't he that?
1304
01:11:06.880 --> 01:11:09.840
Don't the American people hear that and become numb.
1305
01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:10.800
To that, right?
1306
01:11:10.899 --> 01:11:13.739
And be like, we don't believe this. You've been saying
1307
01:11:13.779 --> 01:11:17.739
this since 2016.
1308
01:11:17.739 --> 01:11:18.270
I don't know.
1309
01:11:18.279 --> 01:11:19.699
I think he's the boy who cried wolf.
1310
01:11:19.810 --> 01:11:23.850
I don't think... He's been saying it since 2012. Yeah,
1311
01:11:23.890 --> 01:11:26.409
because he was going all in on election conspiracies when
1312
01:11:26.510 --> 01:11:27.229
Romney lost.
1313
01:11:27.930 --> 01:11:32.899
But they're... they're out here blaming El-Sayed for 9-11. So like,
1314
01:11:32.970 --> 01:11:37.029
who knows? You know, there gets to be these core
1315
01:11:37.109 --> 01:11:41.670
fears that are part of the Republican identity. One is
1316
01:11:41.829 --> 01:11:42.770
dangerous Muslims.
1317
01:11:42.989 --> 01:11:43.689
Cool, check.
1318
01:11:44.329 --> 01:11:50.010
Another is dangerous communist people of color voting who don't
1319
01:11:50.069 --> 01:11:52.609
belong here. And they're eating the dogs and they're eating
1320
01:11:52.630 --> 01:11:56.890
the cats. How many people still think that there are
1321
01:11:56.909 --> 01:11:59.840
Haitians eating cats in Springfield, Ohio.
1322
01:12:00.840 --> 01:12:01.979
Yeah.
1323
01:12:03.109 --> 01:12:03.829
It's not nobody.
1324
01:12:03.869 --> 01:12:04.710
We'll say that, yeah.
1325
01:12:07.229 --> 01:12:10.250
I still find this... I think they will try.
1326
01:12:10.270 --> 01:12:11.670
And I just.
1327
01:12:12.029 --> 01:12:15.880
What I hope is that the way elections are run
1328
01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:18.819
in this country, that that still is the mechanism that
1329
01:12:18.859 --> 01:12:19.979
protects against this.
1330
01:12:21.020 --> 01:12:24.119
It has to be that, right? The states run these elections, right?
1331
01:12:25.420 --> 01:12:30.079
I still believe these elections will happen We're getting very close.
1332
01:12:30.300 --> 01:12:31.640
This is happening.
1333
01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:33.800
We're here now.
1334
01:12:35.039 --> 01:12:37.800
Labor Day is the real start of the general election season.
1335
01:12:38.420 --> 01:12:40.680
That's when people really start paying attention and the ad
1336
01:12:40.739 --> 01:12:42.520
guys really explode.
1337
01:12:42.770 --> 01:12:48.369
And the local administrators of the elections, whether they're at
1338
01:12:48.470 --> 01:12:52.590
county levels or state levels, are all fairly united in their,
1339
01:12:52.989 --> 01:12:56.479
with the exception of a few that specifically ran to
1340
01:12:56.489 --> 01:12:59.739
get these spots because they're election deniers, But all of
1341
01:12:59.779 --> 01:13:05.529
the real ones are extremely united in their repudiation of
1342
01:13:05.789 --> 01:13:12.210
any suggestion of wrongdoing or trickery or anything going on.
1343
01:13:12.270 --> 01:13:15.250
They will all tell you, Republican, Democrat, nonpartisan, they'll all
1344
01:13:15.289 --> 01:13:18.979
say the same thing. The elections in my county, my jurisdiction, whatever,
1345
01:13:19.100 --> 01:13:21.680
are all going to be above board and clean and fair.
1346
01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:23.260
And we know that. So.
1347
01:13:24.239 --> 01:13:26.279
But that doesn't matter because they said that all the
1348
01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:28.300
last time. And look at what happened on January 6th.
1349
01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:29.840
These people believe this stuff.
1350
01:13:30.520 --> 01:13:35.680
Yeah, I but like January 6th, it still sits.
1351
01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:37.619
In a unique moment in time.
1352
01:13:37.699 --> 01:13:41.050
Right. Whether it's like so like whether it's covid.
1353
01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:41.510
Right.
1354
01:13:41.939 --> 01:13:44.409
Whether like there's a lot of things that play into
1355
01:13:44.449 --> 01:13:48.409
that of how we get there. I do find like, again,
1356
01:13:48.550 --> 01:13:51.189
the build up to that after the election was over.
1357
01:13:51.800 --> 01:13:54.300
was very strong, and I don't think we paid attention.
1358
01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:59.140
The playbook was being told to us.
1359
01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:02.680
If you knew what to look for, it was in
1360
01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:03.220
plain sight.
1361
01:14:03.239 --> 01:14:07.260
We were talking about it on the show. I think
1362
01:14:07.300 --> 01:14:09.520
the country was very surprised by that, because they're not
1363
01:14:09.619 --> 01:14:10.380
tapped into that.
1364
01:14:10.399 --> 01:14:12.439
They weren't listening to Chip Chat.
1365
01:14:12.699 --> 01:14:15.239
We were reading Will Summer.
1366
01:14:17.479 --> 01:14:17.659
Right.
1367
01:14:18.779 --> 01:14:19.670
But yeah, I just....
1368
01:14:22.609 --> 01:14:26.470
I find that American people still cherish going to vote.
1369
01:14:26.989 --> 01:14:30.369
And I think, again, when there will be people in
1370
01:14:30.409 --> 01:14:34.779
the streets the opposite way, if they feel that this
1371
01:14:34.840 --> 01:14:39.640
administration has done something that, again, is preventing their vote
1372
01:14:39.659 --> 01:14:40.319
from being counted.
1373
01:14:40.460 --> 01:14:42.840
I believe Trump will just order the guard to shoot him.
1374
01:14:43.539 --> 01:14:47.119
I still vote on Election Day. I still vote in person.
1375
01:14:47.149 --> 01:14:48.609
Same, same. Yeah, me too.
1376
01:14:50.930 --> 01:14:57.310
It's my little form of just try me.
1377
01:14:58.250 --> 01:14:59.350
Yeah.
1378
01:14:59.590 --> 01:15:01.840
I do it and I'm proud of it.
1379
01:15:02.020 --> 01:15:03.840
I bring my kids to do it so they get
1380
01:15:03.899 --> 01:15:05.880
the experience the same way my parents brought.
1381
01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:07.979
Me to go vote.
1382
01:15:08.399 --> 01:15:08.920
So did mine.
1383
01:15:10.140 --> 01:15:11.899
I think that's part of what makes you a good
1384
01:15:11.979 --> 01:15:14.939
citizen is showing that process to the children.
1385
01:15:14.960 --> 01:15:15.569
I enjoy the.
1386
01:15:18.220 --> 01:15:21.199
Trying out different kinds of ID and learning what the,
1387
01:15:21.340 --> 01:15:23.439
where the boundaries are and what I can do. I
1388
01:15:23.460 --> 01:15:25.680
also really, because of where I live, I think it's
1389
01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:28.279
very funny when I see like Republicans handing out sample
1390
01:15:28.319 --> 01:15:30.159
ballots outside of our school.
1391
01:15:30.460 --> 01:15:32.689
But you know them, that's the thing. And there, and
1392
01:15:32.699 --> 01:15:35.750
there are people, and there are people that understand, like
1393
01:15:35.810 --> 01:15:38.710
I would, when I used to vote at my mom's
1394
01:15:38.750 --> 01:15:41.829
place at the elementary school there, I, I, by the
1395
01:15:41.869 --> 01:15:44.449
time I moved out, I mean, I knew the Republican
1396
01:15:44.510 --> 01:15:44.869
guy there.
1397
01:15:45.229 --> 01:15:45.489
There.
1398
01:15:45.630 --> 01:15:47.960
We saw him all the time. And we just, and just,
1399
01:15:48.300 --> 01:15:49.680
they said, do you want to say about it? I'm like,
1400
01:15:49.939 --> 01:15:52.579
I'm good, but, but keep doing what you're doing.
1401
01:15:52.640 --> 01:15:53.579
Right. Yeah, exactly.
1402
01:15:53.600 --> 01:15:54.000
I'm not, I.
1403
01:15:55.479 --> 01:15:58.770
Will tell you, it's like, it's one thing I always do. Uh, if,
1404
01:15:58.989 --> 01:16:01.329
if I am approached by someone to sign, to get
1405
01:16:01.350 --> 01:16:03.890
a name on the ballot here in Virginia, uh, I
1406
01:16:04.010 --> 01:16:06.880
always sign it. I don't care if you're a Republican
1407
01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:09.880
or a Democrat, I always sign it.
1408
01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:13.760
Because again, it has to be that. That is the
1409
01:16:13.899 --> 01:16:14.460
only way.
1410
01:16:14.340 --> 01:16:18.039
This idea continues to move on, is if we do that.
1411
01:16:18.359 --> 01:16:20.119
And I think also we've got to give a lot
1412
01:16:20.159 --> 01:16:22.800
of credit to the people that are actually, not just
1413
01:16:22.840 --> 01:16:25.729
the secretaries of state, the people that are in the voice,
1414
01:16:25.979 --> 01:16:29.890
but the actual people that work the polls. They're really
1415
01:16:29.989 --> 01:16:31.229
good people that do this.
1416
01:16:31.609 --> 01:16:34.649
Well, we've had people on the show who worked at
1417
01:16:34.710 --> 01:16:38.869
elections and told us about the experience. We had a
1418
01:16:39.250 --> 01:16:43.069
guy who tried to primary Connolly on the show. And,
1419
01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:46.279
you know, what a futile effort that was. But it
1420
01:16:46.340 --> 01:16:48.359
was still we thought it was important to put him
1421
01:16:48.579 --> 01:16:52.279
on and and talk to him. So I've tried to
1422
01:16:52.340 --> 01:16:53.960
talk to him since then, by the way, to see
1423
01:16:54.000 --> 01:16:56.220
if he'll come back and give some thoughts on how
1424
01:16:56.260 --> 01:16:59.170
things have gone since that he hasn't responded.
1425
01:16:59.229 --> 01:16:59.869
So I don't know.
1426
01:17:00.859 --> 01:17:01.819
We're still awaiting comments.
1427
01:17:01.840 --> 01:17:04.699
Colonel, if you're listening, please come back on the show.
1428
01:17:06.750 --> 01:17:08.510
Dress him by his rank in case he doesn't want
1429
01:17:08.529 --> 01:17:12.010
me to even use his name. Anyway, okay.
1430
01:17:12.270 --> 01:17:14.250
Tez thinks that the election is going to still be
1431
01:17:14.310 --> 01:17:15.810
safe and the mail is going to work.
1432
01:17:15.909 --> 01:17:19.010
I do believe this. I do believe this. Charlie, your thought?
1433
01:17:22.260 --> 01:17:26.640
I think there's enough on the state levels to ensure
1434
01:17:26.720 --> 01:17:30.020
that I think the, that it should work on a
1435
01:17:30.090 --> 01:17:34.289
fundamental level. I'm, I'm just concerned of what the, of
1436
01:17:34.329 --> 01:17:37.609
what the fuckery that the, that the executive will do.
1437
01:17:38.270 --> 01:17:39.109
There you go.
1438
01:17:39.130 --> 01:17:43.199
You know, putting ice, putting ice at poll at strategic
1439
01:17:43.239 --> 01:17:48.859
polling places, doing something. Um, I still think I still
1440
01:17:48.899 --> 01:17:50.699
think things are I think things are going to be
1441
01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:52.539
all right, because I really do think that this is
1442
01:17:52.600 --> 01:17:57.260
that I don't think either party really understands really what's coming,
1443
01:17:57.439 --> 01:18:03.949
what's coming forth. Because the the the landslides in that
1444
01:18:03.989 --> 01:18:06.270
we the fact that in Virginia, we almost got to
1445
01:18:06.310 --> 01:18:10.210
a super majority in the House of Delegates. Yeah, that
1446
01:18:10.250 --> 01:18:13.210
was that. I mean, I I was prepared for a
1447
01:18:13.270 --> 01:18:15.350
good night. I was not prepared for that.
1448
01:18:15.829 --> 01:18:16.010
Right.
1449
01:18:16.439 --> 01:18:22.020
And so I am I I'm cautiously optimistic because I
1450
01:18:22.060 --> 01:18:25.220
do think I think, you know, like I think I'm
1451
01:18:25.300 --> 01:18:29.140
I'm feeling bullish about this, about Democrats chances in Texas,
1452
01:18:29.619 --> 01:18:34.119
in Alaska, in Iowa. You know, I'm feeling I feel
1453
01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:37.100
like that that some of the Republicans are just offering
1454
01:18:37.279 --> 01:18:40.079
nothing to the point where I think maybe I one
1455
01:18:40.100 --> 01:18:42.680
of the races I'm keeping an eye on is the
1456
01:18:42.779 --> 01:18:46.859
governorship of Alabama. Yeah, I think because all Tommy Tuberville
1457
01:18:46.920 --> 01:18:51.159
is saying is talking about Sharia law. And I'm just
1458
01:18:51.189 --> 01:18:54.649
thinking to myself, is it fucking 2010 again? This is
1459
01:18:54.689 --> 01:18:57.270
the same shit they were bringing up in 20.
1460
01:18:57.270 --> 01:18:59.640
Gas in my car, you fucking moron.
1461
01:19:00.479 --> 01:19:04.710
And, yeah, I think Doug Jones could actually win that race.
1462
01:19:05.130 --> 01:19:07.770
I think he can. And I think if he gets
1463
01:19:08.109 --> 01:19:10.569
Nick Saban to appear in an ad, it's a done deal.
1464
01:19:11.170 --> 01:19:12.649
Oh, that would be something.
1465
01:19:12.829 --> 01:19:14.850
That would be something, right? He'd be like, I beat
1466
01:19:14.890 --> 01:19:17.350
Tommy Tuberville a bunch of times. That guy's a fucking dummy.
1467
01:19:18.270 --> 01:19:19.170
And then that's it.
1468
01:19:19.270 --> 01:19:21.369
It's over. All right.
1469
01:19:21.470 --> 01:19:23.470
I think the elections are not going to happen, and
1470
01:19:23.489 --> 01:19:25.750
it's all going to be chaos and disaster. And so
1471
01:19:25.789 --> 01:19:28.010
we should all be prepared to fight our way out
1472
01:19:28.050 --> 01:19:32.170
of our basements or whatever. Yeah. I don't really believe that.
1473
01:19:32.529 --> 01:19:35.020
I just have to play the character so Tez has
1474
01:19:35.060 --> 01:19:36.210
something to shake his head at.
1475
01:19:36.220 --> 01:19:38.220
It's insane.
1476
01:19:38.260 --> 01:19:38.699
Look at him.
1477
01:19:38.840 --> 01:19:43.060
Look at how despondent he is. It's like I can't
1478
01:19:43.090 --> 01:19:44.170
believe I'm friends with this guy.
1479
01:19:44.489 --> 01:19:45.430
Watch Mississippi, too.
1480
01:19:45.449 --> 01:19:46.909
I don't know. Yeah?
1481
01:19:47.189 --> 01:19:48.409
Watch Mississippi. I don't know.
1482
01:19:48.729 --> 01:19:49.149
I don't know.
1483
01:19:51.850 --> 01:19:53.060
Crazy things have happened.
1484
01:19:53.069 --> 01:19:55.380
Crazy things have happened.
1485
01:19:56.060 --> 01:19:59.920
I mean, Texas, if Tallarica wins, which could happen, because
1486
01:19:59.960 --> 01:20:03.279
they selected the single worst possible candidate they could imagine.
1487
01:20:03.300 --> 01:20:04.619
Talk about low energy.
1488
01:20:05.710 --> 01:20:08.149
No one's voting for Democrats because Democrats have a really
1489
01:20:08.189 --> 01:20:08.810
great plan.
1490
01:20:09.090 --> 01:20:10.470
Some do. Some do.
1491
01:20:10.550 --> 01:20:12.829
I do think that there are people who are like,
1492
01:20:13.050 --> 01:20:14.930
this has to change.
1493
01:20:14.949 --> 01:20:19.199
What I'm actually excited for is I want to see
1494
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:25.159
the older generation of progressives help the younger generation to
1495
01:20:25.220 --> 01:20:28.800
enact policy. So like, that's what, like, that's exactly what
1496
01:20:28.819 --> 01:20:31.119
I was thinking. Yeah. Someone like an Ed Markey is
1497
01:20:31.159 --> 01:20:37.409
going to be really, him, Van Hollen, Warren, and, and
1498
01:20:37.449 --> 01:20:38.689
even Sherrod Brown.
1499
01:20:39.029 --> 01:20:39.770
Yep.
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01:20:40.510 --> 01:20:41.989
Are going to be, they're going to be the people
1501
01:20:42.010 --> 01:20:43.689
that are going to be like to, they're going to
1502
01:20:43.710 --> 01:20:46.949
say to Abdul El-Sayed and, you know, and some of
1503
01:20:46.979 --> 01:20:49.260
the DSA people, they're going to say, all right, here's
1504
01:20:49.279 --> 01:20:52.039
how we get. And, I cannot stand this badmouthing of
1505
01:20:52.060 --> 01:20:54.600
the DSA. It's just another avenue into the party and
1506
01:20:54.659 --> 01:20:57.840
hell it's, it's making sure that they don't vote green.
1507
01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:00.520
Right. Right. Yeah.
1508
01:21:00.539 --> 01:21:02.390
This is, this is just to me, it's just like,
1509
01:21:02.470 --> 01:21:05.329
it's just like the young Americans for freedom on the right,
1510
01:21:05.850 --> 01:21:07.409
on the right. That's all it is.
1511
01:21:07.529 --> 01:21:07.810
Yeah.
1512
01:21:08.029 --> 01:21:11.409
It's another avenue into the party and it's, and it's
1513
01:21:11.449 --> 01:21:14.819
a way to get the left people that have felt really,
1514
01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:17.779
you know, I feel like two groups, there are so
1515
01:21:17.800 --> 01:21:19.680
many groups that I feel like the democratic party has
1516
01:21:19.699 --> 01:21:23.159
taken for granted. There's the African-American community, the Latino community
1517
01:21:23.810 --> 01:21:29.529
and the young community and young progressives. It's such a
1518
01:21:29.550 --> 01:21:34.210
stark difference because, you know, the Republican party fears that
1519
01:21:35.310 --> 01:21:40.250
and fears that segment. Whereas the democratic party is like, Oh,
1520
01:21:40.289 --> 01:21:42.649
it's just a, it's a, it's it, they need to be,
1521
01:21:42.670 --> 01:21:47.529
you know, placated. They need to, you know, they need
1522
01:21:47.569 --> 01:21:48.489
to be handled.
1523
01:21:48.510 --> 01:21:49.689
Throw them a bone here and there.
1524
01:21:50.800 --> 01:21:51.100
Yeah.
1525
01:21:51.800 --> 01:21:55.220
I mean, the left wing of the Democratic Party in
1526
01:21:55.279 --> 01:21:58.600
America is still right of center across the rest of
1527
01:21:58.659 --> 01:22:03.449
the world. It's not even funny how rightward tilted.
1528
01:22:03.470 --> 01:22:04.590
This whole country is.
1529
01:22:04.609 --> 01:22:06.090
By default, yeah.
1530
01:22:06.789 --> 01:22:07.029
Yeah.
1531
01:22:07.109 --> 01:22:11.210
But the idea that the DSA people represent some sort of,
1532
01:22:12.960 --> 01:22:17.439
massive shift in in societal thinking or the end of
1533
01:22:17.520 --> 01:22:21.479
capitalism they're not bad at all it's just ridiculous they're
1534
01:22:22.159 --> 01:22:25.050
it's just another name for the same thing it's it's
1535
01:22:25.109 --> 01:22:30.949
the young energetic left progressive wing of the party.
1536
01:22:30.689 --> 01:22:33.069
Well it's like what's the biggest thing that that it
1537
01:22:33.109 --> 01:22:39.789
got young people involved in republican politics prior to 2016.
1538
01:22:38.170 --> 01:22:42.800
Was ron paul yeah was ron paul Ron Paul was
1539
01:22:42.840 --> 01:22:46.090
getting those young people, and that was more movement-based, and
1540
01:22:46.109 --> 01:22:50.350
these were people that would vote Libertarian.
1541
01:22:50.850 --> 01:22:53.939
Right. That's true. And he consolidated them into the Republicans.
1542
01:22:54.199 --> 01:22:56.640
I think you package all– like, Greg, because I think
1543
01:22:57.039 --> 01:23:00.710
what the– the DSA, what they're going for, right?
1544
01:23:00.789 --> 01:23:02.840
Is again, for working people, right?
1545
01:23:02.880 --> 01:23:05.319
I think- And especially when they talk about social, they're
1546
01:23:05.359 --> 01:23:07.119
talking about the social safety net.
1547
01:23:07.260 --> 01:23:08.149
Yeah, that's what it is.
1548
01:23:08.279 --> 01:23:11.619
And I think that cuts across party. There's a way
1549
01:23:11.640 --> 01:23:14.989
that you can communicate that. And I think you even
1550
01:23:15.029 --> 01:23:19.069
look at it, if we look at FDR's presidency, right,
1551
01:23:19.329 --> 01:23:22.229
there was this socialist movement that was bubbling there.
1552
01:23:22.270 --> 01:23:23.800
Absolutely.
1553
01:23:23.899 --> 01:23:27.239
And Johnson, he said, hold on, all right. Some of
1554
01:23:27.439 --> 01:23:31.920
these ideas actually make sense. We package it, again, as, hey,
1555
01:23:31.960 --> 01:23:35.079
we're not going to allow the freaking robber barons and
1556
01:23:35.100 --> 01:23:37.770
the rich of this country just to take all the spoils.
1557
01:23:38.029 --> 01:23:40.170
There's a way that you can package this to get
1558
01:23:40.210 --> 01:23:40.649
back to.
1559
01:23:40.590 --> 01:23:44.550
Persuasion politics, which seems to be gone, right, and persuade
1560
01:23:44.590 --> 01:23:47.430
people to be like, hey, I think you'll actually really
1561
01:23:47.510 --> 01:23:50.050
like this, right? And you do have to bring it
1562
01:23:50.130 --> 01:23:52.989
and package it in a way that is palatable for
1563
01:23:53.310 --> 01:23:57.430
the masses, in a sense, because I think the other folks,
1564
01:23:57.550 --> 01:24:01.590
more progressive folks, can already understand what's happening. There are
1565
01:24:01.630 --> 01:24:03.810
folks you need to give them, again, you have to
1566
01:24:03.840 --> 01:24:05.840
put the fucking cheese on the broccoli for these folks.
1567
01:24:07.220 --> 01:24:11.220
But the Sherrod Brown case is a good one, right?
1568
01:24:11.260 --> 01:24:13.760
Because you want to talk about it from a working perspective.
1569
01:24:14.279 --> 01:24:17.729
union organizing, labor movement sort of perspective.
1570
01:24:18.710 --> 01:24:21.710
All of this fear that Democrats always have is like, oh,
1571
01:24:21.770 --> 01:24:23.569
we're going to alienate centrist voters.
1572
01:24:23.909 --> 01:24:27.109
If you talk about labor politics, you are grabbing those
1573
01:24:27.130 --> 01:24:33.899
centrist voters absolutely completely. There is no more centrist group
1574
01:24:33.939 --> 01:24:39.180
of people than the blue-collar workforce in America. And because
1575
01:24:39.199 --> 01:24:41.560
they know what works, they're just interested in making a
1576
01:24:41.560 --> 01:24:42.479
paycheck and feeding their.
1577
01:24:42.420 --> 01:24:44.829
Families and going home. and being able to go to
1578
01:24:44.869 --> 01:24:45.710
the lake on the weekends.
1579
01:24:45.750 --> 01:24:46.130
That's it.
1580
01:24:46.789 --> 01:24:49.250
And if that's what you're selling, that's what they're going
1581
01:24:49.270 --> 01:24:52.670
to buy. And Sherrod Brown is a good example of that.
1582
01:24:52.829 --> 01:24:55.750
I think Marky and Warren maybe not so much because
1583
01:24:55.789 --> 01:25:00.399
they're a little too interested in the idea abstract.
1584
01:25:00.680 --> 01:25:04.319
Well, they come from a different perspective because they come
1585
01:25:04.359 --> 01:25:11.130
from Massachusetts. Because it's so democratically based, it's another perspective
1586
01:25:11.189 --> 01:25:14.029
where Ohio– produces a different type of thing.
1587
01:25:14.090 --> 01:25:17.689
But I think Brown and Doug Jones are both those
1588
01:25:17.789 --> 01:25:18.600
kind of guys.
1589
01:25:18.760 --> 01:25:23.399
I think you've got to include Mary Paltola in that
1590
01:25:23.460 --> 01:25:26.079
as well. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I am in love with
1591
01:25:26.119 --> 01:25:28.380
this woman. I think she is one of the most
1592
01:25:29.260 --> 01:25:33.239
incredible campaigners out there.
1593
01:25:33.619 --> 01:25:35.720
I hope she beats all of the Dan Sullivans.
1594
01:25:37.680 --> 01:25:40.060
I can't believe that that second Dan Sullivan made the runoff.
1595
01:25:40.479 --> 01:25:45.689
It's fantastic. All right. Let's end this part of the show.
1596
01:25:45.710 --> 01:25:46.989
All right. Sorry.
1597
01:25:47.489 --> 01:25:50.649
We're going to take a break, right? Does Brian have
1598
01:25:50.670 --> 01:25:52.010
a theme song or something for this?
1599
01:25:54.449 --> 01:25:57.069
I have something during the break so I can prepare.
1600
01:25:57.569 --> 01:25:58.069
Okay.
1601
01:25:58.289 --> 01:26:00.569
So we're going to take a break. And then when
1602
01:26:00.590 --> 01:26:03.569
we come back, we're going to have the star of
1603
01:26:03.609 --> 01:26:05.750
the show, the thing that we all actually came here
1604
01:26:05.810 --> 01:26:06.430
for tonight.
1605
01:26:06.989 --> 01:26:08.510
Hardcore nudity.
1606
01:26:12.109 --> 01:26:14.789
Take it off. Oh, my God.
1607
01:26:14.829 --> 01:26:17.840
If you want to see three dad bods, here's your chance.
1608
01:26:19.979 --> 01:26:23.039
Bunch of loose skin. Take it off.
1609
01:26:24.260 --> 01:26:28.939
This dick. Hey, hey, hey. No one said we were
1610
01:26:28.960 --> 01:26:33.020
going that far, okay? I saved that for the OnlyFans.
1611
01:26:33.229 --> 01:26:34.189
Take it easy, Charlie.
1612
01:26:34.789 --> 01:26:35.430
All right.
1613
01:26:35.590 --> 01:26:37.529
We're going to take a break. We'll be right back.
1614
01:26:37.569 --> 01:26:40.510
You're listening to Chip Chat on Beltway Radio and Beyond.
1615
01:26:47.239 --> 01:26:50.840
All right. So we're back with our clip game.
1616
01:26:51.159 --> 01:26:51.420
Yes.
1617
01:26:51.739 --> 01:26:54.159
This is the Chip Clip Game. Yes.
1618
01:26:54.579 --> 01:27:00.130
And our game master, Brian, our esteemed super producer, you
1619
01:27:00.170 --> 01:27:02.090
won an award for that, didn't you, Brian?
1620
01:27:02.989 --> 01:27:06.590
Yes, I did. I want a nice white belt. Oh, God.
1621
01:27:07.930 --> 01:27:09.810
I didn't buy the belts. Take that up with the
1622
01:27:09.810 --> 01:27:11.600
420 guys.
1623
01:27:12.180 --> 01:27:15.260
Yeah, and we've got a score. All right, so on
1624
01:27:15.979 --> 01:27:22.600
the Ip Clip Georgia score, you can see it's 1-1
1625
01:27:22.739 --> 01:27:23.779
after the first half.
1626
01:27:24.180 --> 01:27:26.300
That's going to be a random thing I say this year.
1627
01:27:26.420 --> 01:27:32.439
Ip Clip Georgia game. Ip Clip Georgia. Wait, hold on.
1628
01:27:32.479 --> 01:27:34.430
Then it just flipped back to clip game?
1629
01:27:34.449 --> 01:27:44.550
That's funny as shit.
1630
01:27:44.670 --> 01:27:45.270
All right.
1631
01:27:45.520 --> 01:27:49.880
There he is. I'm laughing already. That's so dumb.
1632
01:27:50.579 --> 01:27:54.979
It was so funny, though. That's why we call it that.
1633
01:27:57.520 --> 01:27:58.000
All right.
1634
01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:01.520
So, you know, we post lots of clips from the show,
1635
01:28:01.600 --> 01:28:04.460
which are made by our Steam producer, Brian, the white man.
1636
01:28:05.930 --> 01:28:09.149
All of you viewers, of course, get to see and
1637
01:28:09.210 --> 01:28:11.810
enjoy these amazing clips. But the little thing that you
1638
01:28:11.930 --> 01:28:15.189
don't get to see is the name of all the files.
1639
01:28:15.750 --> 01:28:18.750
Who's that in the corner I'm looking at?
1640
01:28:18.810 --> 01:28:19.970
That Wink Martindale?
1641
01:28:20.170 --> 01:28:20.430
Yep.
1642
01:28:20.689 --> 01:28:22.560
Back in the day, Wink Martindale. He's one of my
1643
01:28:22.579 --> 01:28:23.619
favorite game show hosts.
1644
01:28:23.659 --> 01:28:23.880
Yep.
1645
01:28:23.899 --> 01:28:25.899
One of the great game show hosts of the 70s
1646
01:28:25.960 --> 01:28:26.279
and 80s.
1647
01:28:26.279 --> 01:28:26.420
Yep.
1648
01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:30.159
So Brian gives all these files, these great names, and
1649
01:28:30.260 --> 01:28:32.819
they're all very, very funny. And I look at them
1650
01:28:32.859 --> 01:28:35.250
when I download them, but then I immediately forget them.
1651
01:28:36.130 --> 01:28:37.789
I never look at them.
1652
01:28:38.149 --> 01:28:40.640
Tez has never seen them because he doesn't contribute to
1653
01:28:40.680 --> 01:28:42.229
the show. We're just.
1654
01:28:45.180 --> 01:28:45.880
Telling the truth.
1655
01:28:45.960 --> 01:28:48.100
We're just telling the truth.
1656
01:28:48.560 --> 01:28:51.460
Every so often, we bring these clips back for a
1657
01:28:51.500 --> 01:28:54.600
game that we call Ip Ip Georgia, which you just
1658
01:28:54.619 --> 01:28:57.859
saw why we call it that, in which Brian plays
1659
01:28:57.880 --> 01:28:59.850
us the clips, and then we have to guess the
1660
01:28:59.930 --> 01:29:01.909
name of the clip or the name of the file
1661
01:29:02.239 --> 01:29:04.760
that Brian gave us. And we, this year or this
1662
01:29:04.819 --> 01:29:07.779
time we brought Charlie here because Charlie's kind of always
1663
01:29:07.819 --> 01:29:12.039
around anyway. And we figured he'd be a good extra
1664
01:29:12.460 --> 01:29:13.600
piece to this because.
1665
01:29:13.640 --> 01:29:14.560
Like a parasite.
1666
01:29:17.159 --> 01:29:17.489
Sure.
1667
01:29:17.869 --> 01:29:19.689
That was my mom.
1668
01:29:19.729 --> 01:29:21.829
That was my mom. Nick, my mom's nickname for me
1669
01:29:21.890 --> 01:29:22.310
as a baby.
1670
01:29:22.590 --> 01:29:25.430
Isn't every baby a parasite?
1671
01:29:25.449 --> 01:29:25.710
Yeah.
1672
01:29:25.810 --> 01:29:28.069
That's what I owe. That's what I've been saying for years.
1673
01:29:29.069 --> 01:29:29.710
Clearly that.
1674
01:29:29.750 --> 01:29:31.729
Children, which are technically parasites.
1675
01:29:32.810 --> 01:29:34.130
Trust me. Yeah.
1676
01:29:35.710 --> 01:29:39.590
Let me tell you, especially when they start developing attitude.
1677
01:29:40.329 --> 01:29:41.069
Good Lord.
1678
01:29:41.810 --> 01:29:42.069
Yeah.
1679
01:29:42.619 --> 01:29:43.619
I don't know what the hell.
1680
01:29:43.899 --> 01:29:47.039
Apparently I don't speak English anymore because all the things
1681
01:29:47.100 --> 01:29:49.939
I tell them to do, I'm like, yo, don't do
1682
01:29:50.020 --> 01:29:50.600
this thing.
1683
01:29:50.659 --> 01:29:53.020
And then they immediately go and do it. I'm like,
1684
01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:58.369
the fuck? I just, nevermind. All right. Different show.
1685
01:29:58.729 --> 01:30:03.930
Different show. Brian is here. Brian's going to lead the way.
1686
01:30:04.029 --> 01:30:05.310
So Game Master Brian.
1687
01:30:05.649 --> 01:30:06.260
Take it away.
1688
01:30:06.800 --> 01:30:07.680
Return of the Game Master.
1689
01:30:07.699 --> 01:30:08.619
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
1690
01:30:08.640 --> 01:30:12.260
This is the clip game. So just like what Chip said,
1691
01:30:12.279 --> 01:30:19.779
I will play a clip from... Whatever time frame, either from... Oh, it's.
1692
01:30:19.359 --> 01:30:21.600
All over the place. It's not over the last year?
1693
01:30:21.659 --> 01:30:22.899
Yeah, we're not doing.
1694
01:30:23.880 --> 01:30:26.380
It could be either this year, it could be last year,
1695
01:30:26.399 --> 01:30:28.319
it could be five years ago, who knows?
1696
01:30:28.439 --> 01:30:29.109
So, who knows?
1697
01:30:29.130 --> 01:30:33.409
Depending on how many clips I decide to play. If
1698
01:30:33.449 --> 01:30:36.689
you guys get it right, partially, I will give it
1699
01:30:36.710 --> 01:30:38.970
to you. If you guys get it right... If you
1700
01:30:38.989 --> 01:30:41.770
never get it right, completely. But the main thing is
1701
01:30:42.300 --> 01:30:42.989
just get it right.
1702
01:30:43.109 --> 01:30:43.979
If you don't, you don't.
1703
01:30:44.319 --> 01:30:48.770
It's as simple as that. So here we go. Let
1704
01:30:48.789 --> 01:30:50.210
me give you the cover.
1705
01:30:50.229 --> 01:30:54.529
There we go.
1706
01:30:55.750 --> 01:30:59.569
And here is the first clip so that you guys
1707
01:30:59.590 --> 01:31:04.149
will be seeing.
1708
01:31:05.699 --> 01:31:08.960
Out of control. All right. We're going to take a break.
1709
01:31:09.119 --> 01:31:11.439
We'll be right back. You're listening to Chip Chat on
1710
01:31:11.460 --> 01:31:12.720
Beltway Radio and beyond.
1711
01:31:13.180 --> 01:31:13.500
Sweeps.
1712
01:31:14.659 --> 01:31:16.619
Snort. That's it.
1713
01:31:19.560 --> 01:31:22.210
Is that the name?
1714
01:31:22.289 --> 01:31:24.090
So, I think the name is.
1715
01:31:24.729 --> 01:31:25.430
Oh, stand by.
1716
01:31:25.470 --> 01:31:25.970
Hold on.
1717
01:31:26.029 --> 01:31:26.750
Let it play out.
1718
01:31:27.489 --> 01:31:32.449
It's multi. Put your phone down.
1719
01:31:32.489 --> 01:31:33.750
Make a connection.
1720
01:31:33.789 --> 01:31:35.109
Money can't buy.
1721
01:31:35.250 --> 01:31:37.680
Money can't buy. Put your phone down.
1722
01:31:37.770 --> 01:31:40.300
All up on the gram. I need you in real life.
1723
01:31:40.520 --> 01:31:41.500
In real life.
1724
01:31:41.920 --> 01:31:44.060
Put your phone down. All up on Snapchat.
1725
01:31:44.100 --> 01:31:45.960
I need you by my side. I need you by
1726
01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:48.140
my side. Put your phone down.
1727
01:31:48.739 --> 01:31:49.260
All right.
1728
01:31:49.399 --> 01:31:52.520
Welcome back to Chip Chat here on Beltway Radio and Beyond.
1729
01:31:52.659 --> 01:31:56.949
I'm your host, Chip. With me is Tez. What's popping up? Brian,
1730
01:31:56.989 --> 01:31:58.489
who is that? Was that A.I.
1731
01:31:59.520 --> 01:32:04.279
That is a friend of the show's cousin. If everyone
1732
01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:06.300
remembers a long time ago, we had.
1733
01:32:08.220 --> 01:32:08.680
Ebony.
1734
01:32:08.819 --> 01:32:14.420
She was our liquor consort from a place that she
1735
01:32:14.439 --> 01:32:18.159
doesn't want to refer to anymore. But anyway, her cousin
1736
01:32:18.260 --> 01:32:21.539
is Lena Marie. And of course, the title song is
1737
01:32:21.579 --> 01:32:24.890
called Put Your Phone Down. So she's been doing music
1738
01:32:24.899 --> 01:32:30.189
for a little bit. And Ebony Brought the song in
1739
01:32:30.310 --> 01:32:31.970
to me and I heard it and I liked it
1740
01:32:31.989 --> 01:32:32.869
and figured, share it.
1741
01:32:32.829 --> 01:32:36.800
To the world. Pretty good song. I'm glad it's not AI.
1742
01:32:37.100 --> 01:32:38.300
Thank God.
1743
01:32:38.640 --> 01:32:39.779
She made cocktails, right?
1744
01:32:39.819 --> 01:32:43.340
She had like the cocktails in a bottle, little.
1745
01:32:43.180 --> 01:32:44.140
Kits and all that stuff.
1746
01:32:44.159 --> 01:32:47.760
Yeah, well, she had cocktails or straight up whiskeys and
1747
01:32:47.779 --> 01:32:48.500
things like that.
1748
01:32:48.539 --> 01:32:49.699
Yeah. I remember.
1749
01:32:50.020 --> 01:32:55.069
That was a pretty good show. Like, and specifically about
1750
01:32:55.090 --> 01:32:56.550
his radio show, I just want to bring this up
1751
01:32:56.609 --> 01:32:57.510
about Hugo Chavez.
1752
01:32:57.710 --> 01:32:59.550
Oh, oh. Hold on.
1753
01:32:59.689 --> 01:33:02.930
Wrong time. I'm not even talking.
1754
01:33:02.989 --> 01:33:05.789
It sounds like I'm talking.
1755
01:33:05.829 --> 01:33:11.140
That's the next one. So what is the answer for
1756
01:33:11.180 --> 01:33:11.850
this first clip?
1757
01:33:12.529 --> 01:33:15.079
I just want to say off the bat, one, my
1758
01:33:15.180 --> 01:33:19.859
beard looked awesome. I got a lot less stress and
1759
01:33:19.880 --> 01:33:21.100
I didn't have to cut it off because I was
1760
01:33:21.140 --> 01:33:23.600
getting patches in it because I was stressed out. And two,
1761
01:33:23.739 --> 01:33:30.020
I accidentally dried instead of that hoodie and it destroyed
1762
01:33:30.039 --> 01:33:31.600
it and I don't have it anymore and I really
1763
01:33:31.659 --> 01:33:34.020
love that hoodie. So this is painful for me to
1764
01:33:34.060 --> 01:33:36.970
watch that for many reasons. What the hell is the
1765
01:33:37.029 --> 01:33:38.350
name of that?
1766
01:33:40.590 --> 01:33:43.449
Shit. I don't know what part is the clip. Is
1767
01:33:44.130 --> 01:33:45.550
it the first part?
1768
01:33:45.750 --> 01:33:49.739
I think it's Chip trying to pull off the Samuel L.
1769
01:33:49.750 --> 01:33:50.470
Jackson cap.
1770
01:33:52.590 --> 01:33:54.189
He did look like a French painter.
1771
01:33:54.630 --> 01:33:54.770
Like.
1772
01:33:59.890 --> 01:34:03.979
He didn't notice that. I was like, he's a little
1773
01:34:04.520 --> 01:34:07.000
French painter. He was like a French painter.
1774
01:34:07.039 --> 01:34:11.960
He did. I can see it. I see it.
1775
01:34:12.100 --> 01:34:12.859
No, I see it.
1776
01:34:12.960 --> 01:34:13.380
I see it.
1777
01:34:18.609 --> 01:34:21.869
Oh, man. All right.
1778
01:34:22.029 --> 01:34:23.949
The name is put your phone down.
1779
01:34:24.590 --> 01:34:26.409
All right.
1780
01:34:26.449 --> 01:34:31.770
That's too obvious. Um, But his phone shouldn't be in that.
1781
01:34:32.210 --> 01:34:34.880
Why would he have played it if it's... Yeah, that's
1782
01:34:34.899 --> 01:34:36.020
a good point.
1783
01:34:36.260 --> 01:34:37.880
I'm going with phone licker cousin.
1784
01:34:39.899 --> 01:34:43.939
Phone licker cousin. Okay.
1785
01:34:44.220 --> 01:34:47.100
So you're going with phone licker cousin. You're going to
1786
01:34:47.119 --> 01:34:50.560
put your phone down. And Tez, you're going with.
1787
01:34:52.880 --> 01:34:54.640
French painter. French painter.
1788
01:34:54.979 --> 01:35:03.239
Yeah, I did. phone home I don't know we'll just go.
1789
01:35:03.069 --> 01:35:08.119
With that I will give partial credit to Chip because
1790
01:35:08.159 --> 01:35:13.000
the title is put your phone down and enjoy the
1791
01:35:13.079 --> 01:35:15.140
non AI vibe oh I should.
1792
01:35:15.000 --> 01:35:17.520
Have got that I said not damn I should have
1793
01:35:17.539 --> 01:35:22.010
got that okay I have a one This is how
1794
01:35:22.029 --> 01:35:22.789
it always starts.
1795
01:35:22.850 --> 01:35:25.890
You always get the first one. That's true. And then
1796
01:35:25.930 --> 01:35:30.119
I fail miserably. This is how it always goes. Well,
1797
01:35:30.399 --> 01:35:35.960
I'm busy painting in France. What are you doing? Bring
1798
01:35:36.000 --> 01:35:37.539
that back up at one point. I just want to
1799
01:35:37.579 --> 01:35:40.579
see that picture again. I'll wear it next week.
1800
01:35:40.640 --> 01:35:43.180
How about that? All right.
1801
01:35:43.260 --> 01:35:47.529
Here is the next clip. So here we go.
1802
01:35:48.949 --> 01:35:49.409
Oh, God.
1803
01:35:53.260 --> 01:35:54.560
This is a good show, I felt like.
1804
01:35:54.779 --> 01:35:59.930
No, see that you make, you sell, I should say, vodka, rum,
1805
01:36:00.119 --> 01:36:01.359
and especially whiskey.
1806
01:36:01.850 --> 01:36:04.930
And based on your bio, we know that you know
1807
01:36:04.949 --> 01:36:05.890
a lot about tequila.
1808
01:36:06.430 --> 01:36:09.909
So which one is your favorite to drink and which
1809
01:36:09.989 --> 01:36:11.250
one is your favorite to make?
1810
01:36:12.829 --> 01:36:14.630
So it's the same answer.
1811
01:36:14.670 --> 01:36:17.229
That signature that's on the screen right there is my
1812
01:36:17.310 --> 01:36:20.770
favorite to make and my favorite to drink.
1813
01:36:20.789 --> 01:36:23.829
That's sort of my baby drink. That one is 95 proof.
1814
01:36:23.869 --> 01:36:25.409
It just won the best craft whiskey in the United
1815
01:36:25.430 --> 01:36:28.510
States at the bartender's experience award in San Francisco. And
1816
01:36:28.670 --> 01:36:32.670
it was one I spent a couple of years working on.
1817
01:36:33.289 --> 01:36:36.829
And it's like our perfect sort of moniker for our business.
1818
01:36:36.890 --> 01:36:39.140
And that is a blend of whiskeys. And then it's
1819
01:36:39.149 --> 01:36:41.659
sort of my finishing touches. I finished it with some
1820
01:36:41.739 --> 01:36:43.920
oak state at the very end to like get to
1821
01:36:43.939 --> 01:36:46.760
the specific flavor profile that I'm attempting to get to
1822
01:36:46.800 --> 01:36:47.439
every single time.
1823
01:36:47.739 --> 01:36:54.229
And it comes out good every single time. There we go.
1824
01:36:54.789 --> 01:36:55.909
Drinking my baby.
1825
01:36:58.899 --> 01:37:02.560
Okay, so drinking my baby. Okay, that's a good one.
1826
01:37:02.699 --> 01:37:03.220
I-95 proof.
1827
01:37:03.300 --> 01:37:03.399
Okay.
1828
01:37:03.420 --> 01:37:25.840
And Tez? My shit's the best. sure that's the way
1829
01:37:25.880 --> 01:37:27.060
Brian names things.
1830
01:37:28.380 --> 01:37:35.880
I will give I will give partial credit to Charlie
1831
01:37:35.899 --> 01:37:39.479
because technically it is he has the more baby.
1832
01:37:39.470 --> 01:37:43.229
That's my baby alright look at that way.
1833
01:37:44.550 --> 01:37:48.770
To go Charlie if Charlie wins it doesn't.
1834
01:37:48.609 --> 01:37:50.869
Matter that's fine I'm actually kind of I'm here for
1835
01:37:50.909 --> 01:37:54.079
that I'm here for that There's only one person who
1836
01:37:54.100 --> 01:37:58.779
shouldn't win here. What?
1837
01:38:01.300 --> 01:38:03.819
The flow thing and now this? I mean, I'm getting
1838
01:38:03.859 --> 01:38:04.819
betrayed everywhere.
1839
01:38:04.840 --> 01:38:06.470
You're here to lose.
1840
01:38:07.229 --> 01:38:11.000
All right, here we go. Here is the next one.
1841
01:38:13.329 --> 01:38:17.329
Must have been cold. This show is 11 years old.
1842
01:38:17.409 --> 01:38:18.130
Can you believe it?
1843
01:38:18.720 --> 01:38:19.819
Kudos to you.
1844
01:38:19.819 --> 01:38:21.069
11 years is kind of crazy.
1845
01:38:21.069 --> 01:38:24.029
Yeah. How long have I been around here?
1846
01:38:24.029 --> 01:38:24.819
What, four?
1847
01:38:24.819 --> 01:38:26.789
I think you're, yeah, March.
1848
01:38:26.789 --> 01:38:29.079
I think you'll you'll hit your.
1849
01:38:31.279 --> 01:38:34.619
Five years five years wow i think you'll hit five
1850
01:38:34.819 --> 01:38:35.840
yeah yeah this.
1851
01:38:35.760 --> 01:38:39.180
Is insane yeah that would make sense that would make
1852
01:38:39.220 --> 01:38:43.699
sense because i'm just doing this by what jobs i
1853
01:38:43.739 --> 01:38:45.220
was at yeah the five this.
1854
01:38:45.180 --> 01:38:47.640
One i'm counting by when the world ended so.
1855
01:38:50.020 --> 01:38:57.079
The world ended in the election of 2000. Right. I
1856
01:38:57.119 --> 01:39:00.430
think we'll all at one point say, oh, this is
1857
01:39:00.489 --> 01:39:01.350
when the world ended.
1858
01:39:01.609 --> 01:39:03.090
It was the hanging chads.
1859
01:39:03.390 --> 01:39:04.590
Hanging chads, man.
1860
01:39:04.670 --> 01:39:04.930
Yes.
1861
01:39:05.750 --> 01:39:07.310
Go back to hanging chads.
1862
01:39:07.649 --> 01:39:08.350
Oh, my God.
1863
01:39:08.930 --> 01:39:10.609
Soon there'll be hanging somebody.
1864
01:39:13.260 --> 01:39:17.539
Happy Black History Month.
1865
01:39:17.659 --> 01:39:20.399
No, the Happy Black History Month at the end.
1866
01:39:20.420 --> 01:39:23.899
All right.
1867
01:39:24.319 --> 01:39:24.840
What is this?
1868
01:39:26.100 --> 01:39:28.680
That is insane. I didn't say whatever the fuck I
1869
01:39:28.699 --> 01:39:35.079
was saying. You were drinking Hopslam. Exactly. I saw that too.
1870
01:39:35.199 --> 01:39:39.659
I was like, oh, clearly that is why I am unhinged.
1871
01:39:40.350 --> 01:39:44.029
say that at the end. I was like, oh, I
1872
01:39:44.050 --> 01:39:44.489
said that?
1873
01:39:44.630 --> 01:39:44.949
Yikes.
1874
01:39:45.430 --> 01:39:48.810
It's Hanging Chad.
1875
01:39:48.850 --> 01:39:50.380
I thought it was Hanging Chad until I seen the
1876
01:39:50.409 --> 01:39:53.640
hop slam. And then I'm like, is there a hop slam?
1877
01:39:53.680 --> 01:39:57.239
No, but Hanging, yeah, no, yeah. I think it's Hanging Chad.
1878
01:39:58.039 --> 01:40:00.699
I'm going to guess, so when did the world end?
1879
01:40:01.720 --> 01:40:07.319
That's a good one. Hanging out on our anniversary.
1880
01:40:07.340 --> 01:40:08.239
I don't know.
1881
01:40:08.560 --> 01:40:11.510
There you go. Hanging Chad's for Black History Month?
1882
01:40:11.930 --> 01:40:12.850
Hanging Chad's.
1883
01:40:12.909 --> 01:40:13.489
That's great.
1884
01:40:14.090 --> 01:40:19.229
Don't forget, the plural of Chad is Chad. That is
1885
01:40:19.329 --> 01:40:20.170
actually true.
1886
01:40:20.250 --> 01:40:21.050
Is that true?
1887
01:40:21.289 --> 01:40:22.270
That's crazy.
1888
01:40:23.250 --> 01:40:26.560
One thing I learned from the recap movie with Kevin
1889
01:40:26.569 --> 01:40:32.180
Spacey and Dennis Leary and Laura Dern, there's like a
1890
01:40:32.220 --> 01:40:34.739
whole scene where they're like, wait, the plural of Chad
1891
01:40:34.819 --> 01:40:35.600
is Chad?
1892
01:40:36.380 --> 01:40:39.930
Like deer? Yes. Wow. What?
1893
01:40:40.489 --> 01:40:42.350
This show is great. We learn something every day.
1894
01:40:43.449 --> 01:40:44.109
That we're here.
1895
01:40:44.420 --> 01:40:45.460
It's definitely.
1896
01:40:46.119 --> 01:40:47.060
It's Hanging Chats.
1897
01:40:47.340 --> 01:40:48.739
Yeah, it has to be Hanging Chats.
1898
01:40:50.260 --> 01:40:53.119
I will give partial credit to the hanging part.
1899
01:40:53.319 --> 01:40:53.880
So.
1900
01:40:54.420 --> 01:40:55.300
No.
1901
01:40:55.520 --> 01:40:59.210
Tez and Chip will give half a point. And technically,
1902
01:40:59.270 --> 01:41:00.270
the title is.
1903
01:41:02.170 --> 01:41:06.609
Low Hanging History. No! A little LHH.
1904
01:41:07.449 --> 01:41:07.930
No!
1905
01:41:11.710 --> 01:41:15.470
That's not good, Brian. That is not good. I'm the
1906
01:41:15.489 --> 01:41:16.130
game master.
1907
01:41:16.149 --> 01:41:20.350
This is reminding me of a couple weeks ago, I
1908
01:41:20.649 --> 01:41:24.529
was talking with someone, and someone was talking about their
1909
01:41:24.970 --> 01:41:28.149
experience in Germany, and they were like, wow, the trains
1910
01:41:28.170 --> 01:41:31.489
were really efficient there. And I said to them, I
1911
01:41:31.529 --> 01:41:34.189
would be very careful if I were you talking about
1912
01:41:34.250 --> 01:41:36.470
German efficiency and trains.
1913
01:41:36.930 --> 01:41:38.840
Yeah, you know.
1914
01:41:39.579 --> 01:41:43.039
They're not good. They just wanted them to run on time, Charlie.
1915
01:41:43.060 --> 01:41:45.479
They did get the job done, but that's another thing altogether.
1916
01:41:45.979 --> 01:41:48.489
That clip could have also been strange fruit.
1917
01:41:48.510 --> 01:41:51.029
It could have been. It could have been.
1918
01:41:51.050 --> 01:41:51.989
It could have been.
1919
01:41:53.529 --> 01:41:54.649
Let's see how this one does.
1920
01:41:55.579 --> 01:41:59.279
I saw what was coming just from that opening screen,
1921
01:41:59.479 --> 01:42:02.699
and it's from the best show I think we've done
1922
01:42:02.800 --> 01:42:05.689
in a really long time. Is this who I think
1923
01:42:05.739 --> 01:42:06.050
it is?
1924
01:42:06.430 --> 01:42:07.100
Oh, it is.
1925
01:42:07.489 --> 01:42:09.010
It is who I think it is?
1926
01:42:09.029 --> 01:42:11.449
Is that who I think it is?
1927
01:42:11.670 --> 01:42:14.649
All right, Brian, hit it.
1928
01:42:14.970 --> 01:42:19.789
Uh-oh. Always these technical issues with the show.
1929
01:42:20.489 --> 01:42:21.890
If only we had a better producer.
1930
01:42:21.909 --> 01:42:22.729
I don't know.
1931
01:42:25.560 --> 01:42:27.500
I want to hear the rest of the Sarah story,
1932
01:42:27.579 --> 01:42:29.500
but I, but I, I, I feel like.
1933
01:42:29.399 --> 01:42:32.840
Maybe we need to have you back on like some
1934
01:42:32.859 --> 01:42:38.369
more of these things. And maybe even like, well, we
1935
01:42:38.409 --> 01:42:42.130
can reenact it like as a radio play. Maybe we'll
1936
01:42:42.149 --> 01:42:45.350
get a few people together. You know, you're a writer, right? You've,
1937
01:42:45.529 --> 01:42:48.590
you've got, you've got the gift of this storytelling.
1938
01:42:48.609 --> 01:42:50.720
You're, you're, you're conjuring it up in front of us
1939
01:42:51.300 --> 01:42:55.170
right now in real time. So why don't, Here's what
1940
01:42:55.210 --> 01:42:58.010
we should do. We're going to plan this next interview
1941
01:42:58.029 --> 01:43:01.569
on the air. What we're going to do is between
1942
01:43:01.609 --> 01:43:04.260
now and whenever you feel like you're ready to do this,
1943
01:43:04.560 --> 01:43:07.060
you're going to write us up a show, a whole
1944
01:43:07.659 --> 01:43:10.479
set of dialogue. We're going to find a few other
1945
01:43:10.520 --> 01:43:13.479
people to help us to join in. I'm sure we
1946
01:43:13.500 --> 01:43:16.180
can get Charlie to help with some voices and all
1947
01:43:16.199 --> 01:43:17.020
this other kind of stuff.
1948
01:43:17.680 --> 01:43:22.640
We're going to reenact your story, whatever story you write
1949
01:43:22.659 --> 01:43:27.199
for us, on the air with you directing it and
1950
01:43:27.300 --> 01:43:30.310
managing that. Does that sound like something we can do?
1951
01:43:30.470 --> 01:43:32.310
Let's go.
1952
01:43:32.369 --> 01:43:34.670
The script is already written.
1953
01:43:36.069 --> 01:43:38.010
Yes, I was going to say.
1954
01:43:38.510 --> 01:43:41.250
Who gets to be Ronnie? I don't know if we
1955
01:43:41.470 --> 01:43:44.199
have the leading man ready to be Ronnie. You can
1956
01:43:44.220 --> 01:43:47.600
be Ronnie. I don't think I'm up to Ronnie. I
1957
01:43:47.640 --> 01:43:50.079
can be the Uber driver. I think that's about my.
1958
01:43:52.119 --> 01:43:55.439
I'm not main character. I'm kind of like side character.
1959
01:43:56.439 --> 01:43:59.939
Let's go. I'm fully here for this.
1960
01:44:00.359 --> 01:44:00.729
Yes.
1961
01:44:01.109 --> 01:44:05.750
This was Hillary was in town.
1962
01:44:06.770 --> 01:44:07.810
And Bill Jeff.
1963
01:44:08.909 --> 01:44:09.449
Wait a minute.
1964
01:44:09.930 --> 01:44:12.489
There we go.
1965
01:44:12.989 --> 01:44:19.279
Okay. That interview was one of the most unhinged and
1966
01:44:19.319 --> 01:44:22.989
incredible moments and you know Charlie was here for when
1967
01:44:23.029 --> 01:44:24.689
we learned about eating Mitch McConnell.
1968
01:44:25.789 --> 01:44:27.229
Who was that in the interview?
1969
01:44:29.649 --> 01:44:32.449
So one of our radio friends, I want to hear
1970
01:44:32.489 --> 01:44:33.850
the rest of the Sarah story.
1971
01:44:33.869 --> 01:44:36.090
Yeah, I do too.
1972
01:44:36.510 --> 01:44:41.619
So one of our, one of our radio friends was
1973
01:44:42.340 --> 01:44:48.420
helping promote this guy's book. And what was his name?
1974
01:44:50.359 --> 01:44:55.479
Marcello or something like that. And he had his book
1975
01:44:55.819 --> 01:44:57.500
about being a side dude.
1976
01:44:59.279 --> 01:45:04.340
And it was his second book.
1977
01:45:07.220 --> 01:45:11.239
It was 17 pages long and most of the pages
1978
01:45:11.779 --> 01:45:13.140
had like a single.
1979
01:45:12.899 --> 01:45:17.989
Sentence or something on them. It was book is very
1980
01:45:18.050 --> 01:45:20.850
generous pamphlet would have been generous it it's not it
1981
01:45:23.960 --> 01:45:26.479
okay it was bad in the first place.
1982
01:45:26.279 --> 01:45:30.630
It was a it was a bound up ecr yeah and.
1983
01:45:30.489 --> 01:45:32.329
Then i have i have a guess for this i
1984
01:45:32.329 --> 01:45:32.869
have a guess.
1985
01:45:33.430 --> 01:45:36.670
Well okay but we had a guest suit.
1986
01:45:41.329 --> 01:45:44.289
After we talked we did like some of the show
1987
01:45:44.449 --> 01:45:46.850
and like talked it then he went off on the
1988
01:45:46.949 --> 01:45:51.390
most wild set of stuff you could possibly imagine charlie was.
1989
01:45:51.430 --> 01:45:54.840
Insane like there's like a point where i'm like actually
1990
01:45:54.899 --> 01:46:00.029
frustrated and i'm like the law doesn't say that Yeah,
1991
01:46:00.170 --> 01:46:02.489
go back. It's every person.
1992
01:46:04.979 --> 01:46:08.380
It was arguing about the 14th Amendment and it seemed
1993
01:46:08.420 --> 01:46:10.920
like pretty pro-slavery for whatever reason.
1994
01:46:11.779 --> 01:46:12.140
Yes.
1995
01:46:12.779 --> 01:46:17.180
It was a very weird... And then he just disappeared.
1996
01:46:18.159 --> 01:46:20.699
That was the best. Because it was getting to a
1997
01:46:20.760 --> 01:46:25.630
contentious point. I forgot what we said. We said something
1998
01:46:25.649 --> 01:46:26.550
that made him get off.
1999
01:46:27.350 --> 01:46:29.170
I don't know. It was, it was, I have to
2000
01:46:29.210 --> 01:46:31.489
go back and look, but that was, it was crazy.
2001
01:46:31.550 --> 01:46:34.590
It's literally the, it is the, I wasn't here for
2002
01:46:34.630 --> 01:46:35.069
when you.
2003
01:46:34.970 --> 01:46:37.489
Played that crazy shit for.
2004
01:46:37.770 --> 01:46:38.770
The lovely women.
2005
01:46:38.789 --> 01:46:43.710
I assume that that is the highest level of like
2006
01:46:43.930 --> 01:46:47.550
uncomfortable moments that we've had on this show. That has
2007
01:46:47.569 --> 01:46:52.420
to be number one. He was number two. He was
2008
01:46:52.699 --> 01:46:55.760
clearly number two. There's never been a more uncomfortable moment.
2009
01:46:56.060 --> 01:46:59.300
It was some weird shit. Alright, so what's the name
2010
01:46:59.319 --> 01:46:59.880
of this clip?
2011
01:46:59.899 --> 01:47:02.039
Start with Charlie. Charlie feels like he has an answer.
2012
01:47:02.810 --> 01:47:05.470
I believe this clip is called What If Chip Chat
2013
01:47:05.510 --> 01:47:06.750
Had Actual Writers?
2014
01:47:09.189 --> 01:47:10.369
Okay, that sounds pretty good.
2015
01:47:10.390 --> 01:47:11.250
It's a shot.
2016
01:47:11.949 --> 01:47:12.829
I think it's called.
2017
01:47:18.670 --> 01:47:22.350
I think it's called radio play or something. Something radio play.
2018
01:47:22.380 --> 01:47:27.239
Okay. Side host.
2019
01:47:27.979 --> 01:47:28.340
Yes.
2020
01:47:33.560 --> 01:47:34.300
Side host.
2021
01:47:36.260 --> 01:47:38.520
Let's see.
2022
01:47:38.779 --> 01:47:39.720
I would say.
2023
01:47:40.640 --> 01:47:41.000
Nobody.
2024
01:47:41.100 --> 01:47:41.729
No one gets it.
2025
01:47:41.819 --> 01:47:44.689
I feel like there's, there need to be more details.
2026
01:47:44.699 --> 01:47:51.670
So the actual title was. HipChat vs. Soapbox side dude.
2027
01:47:52.770 --> 01:47:53.250
I would have never.
2028
01:47:53.289 --> 01:47:54.670
Tony said side in his.
2029
01:47:55.210 --> 01:47:57.810
Yeah, that should be possible. But it's okay. He said, yeah,
2030
01:47:57.869 --> 01:47:59.149
I love... Yeah, no.
2031
01:47:59.229 --> 01:48:02.029
This guy was incredible.
2032
01:48:02.640 --> 01:48:07.239
That interview was... Oh, my God. That... That's why you
2033
01:48:07.260 --> 01:48:09.359
can't keep everybody around for longer in the show.
2034
01:48:09.380 --> 01:48:12.159
Like, you need to let them say their piece and then... Yeah.
2035
01:48:12.720 --> 01:48:14.779
I could have told you before.
2036
01:48:14.899 --> 01:48:16.079
I think I said that at the end of the show.
2037
01:48:16.119 --> 01:48:17.159
You had a good thing about this.
2038
01:48:17.180 --> 01:48:23.520
I was like... something about this Side dude publishes a book.
2039
01:48:23.579 --> 01:48:27.720
Very manosphere. I don't know.
2040
01:48:27.779 --> 01:48:36.319
That shit was crazy. Very anti-immigration. Romello Marcellus.
2041
01:48:36.760 --> 01:48:37.760
Yes. I remember that.
2042
01:48:38.399 --> 01:48:40.390
Sounds like a character in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
2043
01:48:41.649 --> 01:48:43.930
He was. He could be.
2044
01:48:43.949 --> 01:48:45.010
Yeah.
2045
01:48:45.710 --> 01:48:48.829
He's a lawyer too, right? He said he was. I
2046
01:48:51.850 --> 01:48:53.630
don't know how much of that was true.
2047
01:48:54.109 --> 01:48:57.770
Does his law degree and does his law training involve
2048
01:48:58.270 --> 01:49:00.380
saying that he's not driving, he's traveling?
2049
01:49:02.340 --> 01:49:03.020
That's funny.
2050
01:49:05.739 --> 01:49:07.180
No, but he's all on TikTok.
2051
01:49:08.010 --> 01:49:08.489
Clearly.
2052
01:49:10.770 --> 01:49:15.229
And he has his YouTube show, the Romello Marcellus Show.
2053
01:49:16.170 --> 01:49:20.010
Of course, that's what it's named. Yeah.
2054
01:49:20.569 --> 01:49:24.239
Why are the rules different for women? Oh, see, what
2055
01:49:24.260 --> 01:49:25.399
did I say?
2056
01:49:25.699 --> 01:49:31.979
Like I said, big man is fear. Shroomies, how mushrooms
2057
01:49:32.060 --> 01:49:34.079
crack my heart open and what they can teach us
2058
01:49:34.100 --> 01:49:34.619
about healing.
2059
01:49:38.149 --> 01:49:39.069
That's so funny.
2060
01:49:40.909 --> 01:49:45.979
Confessions of a Side Dude. That's the name of his book. Oh,
2061
01:49:46.039 --> 01:49:46.760
it's selling for $ 19.
2062
01:49:46.659 --> 01:49:48.579
99 on Amazon. That's like $ 2 a page. Print length,
2063
01:49:48.579 --> 01:50:07.130
16 pages. Common sense, it is not. It's got a sample.
2064
01:50:07.149 --> 01:50:07.750
It's like $ 1.
2065
01:50:07.649 --> 01:50:08.609
25 a page, man.
2066
01:50:09.010 --> 01:50:09.810
Yeah, all right.
2067
01:50:10.270 --> 01:50:11.010
That's crazy.
2068
01:50:11.810 --> 01:50:14.949
The table of contents for this.
2069
01:50:15.489 --> 01:50:16.050
Give it to us.
2070
01:50:17.989 --> 01:50:24.750
It has 12 chapters in 16 pages. The first time
2071
01:50:24.810 --> 01:50:27.329
I wasn't supposed to be there. That's chapter one.
2072
01:50:27.430 --> 01:50:31.060
Chapter two, why they chose me. Three, the rules of
2073
01:50:31.119 --> 01:50:34.920
the side. Four, no one cheats alone. Five, the grocery
2074
01:50:34.960 --> 01:50:40.640
store alibi. Flying in, flying out. Another man's house, the doorbell.
2075
01:50:40.779 --> 01:50:44.760
When you erase a man, collateral damage. The side nobody
2076
01:50:44.840 --> 01:50:45.600
talks about.
2077
01:50:46.460 --> 01:50:52.359
And the last chapter, what I know now. Cool.
2078
01:50:54.600 --> 01:50:56.750
Haitians of Springfield in oral history.
2079
01:51:04.149 --> 01:51:06.630
And on that note, here's the next clip.
2080
01:51:06.890 --> 01:51:08.069
They're eating the dogs.
2081
01:51:09.770 --> 01:51:11.270
Here's the next clip.
2082
01:51:11.329 --> 01:51:12.449
Oh, the French painter's back.
2083
01:51:12.470 --> 01:51:15.640
Specifically about his radio show, I just want to bring
2084
01:51:15.680 --> 01:51:18.239
this up about Hugo Chavez, is that even after he
2085
01:51:18.300 --> 01:51:22.039
was dead, his show was still being broadcast.
2086
01:51:22.560 --> 01:51:26.460
It was just in reruns. Syndication. Yeah, and it was
2087
01:51:26.520 --> 01:51:27.659
still popular. Yeah.
2088
01:51:28.050 --> 01:51:32.069
Much like Rush Limbaugh, you know, and, and after he
2089
01:51:32.140 --> 01:51:35.460
was dead and had been dead for some time from
2090
01:51:35.479 --> 01:51:38.539
his mausoleum in, I.
2091
01:51:38.560 --> 01:51:40.619
Assume Caracas, I'm not quite sure where it was.
2092
01:51:41.560 --> 01:51:44.979
It's, it had loudspeakers that just played on a loop,
2093
01:51:45.520 --> 01:51:49.229
his show, you know, from years and years and years
2094
01:51:49.279 --> 01:51:49.770
of him.
2095
01:51:49.630 --> 01:51:52.069
Doing, and he did the show while he was president.
2096
01:51:52.149 --> 01:51:55.010
It wasn't like he got famous doing radio and became
2097
01:51:55.069 --> 01:51:55.750
a politician.
2098
01:51:56.090 --> 01:51:59.720
He just, had a radio show as president. That was
2099
01:51:59.779 --> 01:52:01.420
his way of talking to the people.
2100
01:52:01.659 --> 01:52:04.850
It's like a coach having a show on local sports
2101
01:52:04.869 --> 01:52:05.489
talk radio.
2102
01:52:05.529 --> 01:52:10.149
Yeah, a little like that. On a larger scale. Yeah,
2103
01:52:10.229 --> 01:52:12.430
I think that's exactly right. That's a good way to
2104
01:52:12.470 --> 01:52:18.819
put it. I know what I want this to be called.
2105
01:52:22.199 --> 01:52:24.140
It should be called Chip's Ambitions.
2106
01:52:27.789 --> 01:52:29.829
I want Chip Chat playing on a loop after I'm
2107
01:52:29.869 --> 01:52:31.510
dead from my gravestone.
2108
01:52:32.869 --> 01:52:34.829
I'm going to go with Presidential Radio.
2109
01:52:35.470 --> 01:52:35.770
Yeah?
2110
01:52:35.970 --> 01:52:36.909
Good one.
2111
01:52:36.930 --> 01:52:43.750
That's a good one.
2112
01:52:43.909 --> 01:52:47.109
Are you thinking that hard? Oh, he's muted.
2113
01:52:47.130 --> 01:52:48.210
Oh, you're muted.
2114
01:52:49.970 --> 01:52:53.329
Christ. I said Hugo Radio.
2115
01:52:54.710 --> 01:52:55.949
Okay.
2116
01:52:55.970 --> 01:52:56.050
Okay.
2117
01:52:57.640 --> 01:52:57.979
All right.
2118
01:52:58.399 --> 01:53:01.100
So let's see here. Hold on one second.
2119
01:53:01.180 --> 01:53:03.039
I'm looking for something.
2120
01:53:03.500 --> 01:53:03.739
All right.
2121
01:53:04.760 --> 01:53:09.739
Well, I'm going to give this one to Tez. Because
2122
01:53:09.819 --> 01:53:12.760
the actual title is.
2123
01:53:14.319 --> 01:53:15.880
Beyond the Grave.
2124
01:53:15.539 --> 01:53:17.500
Radio Show with Hugo Chavez.
2125
01:53:17.739 --> 01:53:18.359
There you go.
2126
01:53:18.359 --> 01:53:19.060
I'm the closest.
2127
01:53:19.100 --> 01:53:19.739
There it is.
2128
01:53:19.779 --> 01:53:21.380
That is it. Look at me. All right.
2129
01:53:21.399 --> 01:53:21.840
Now we're good.
2130
01:53:23.189 --> 01:53:24.369
Now we're cooking.
2131
01:53:24.430 --> 01:53:24.970
Here it is.
2132
01:53:25.149 --> 01:53:28.149
He's got a good Alex Jones sort of vibe to him, too.
2133
01:53:28.489 --> 01:53:32.899
I got it. I'm at one and a half points.
2134
01:53:33.699 --> 01:53:39.100
Remember when he said that George Bush was the devil? Oh, yeah.
2135
01:53:39.119 --> 01:53:39.659
The UN.
2136
01:53:39.979 --> 01:53:40.300
Yeah.
2137
01:53:40.460 --> 01:53:42.300
He's like, the devil was standing here.
2138
01:53:42.520 --> 01:53:45.260
And I was like, hey. And I was like, hey,
2139
01:53:45.619 --> 01:53:46.739
that's our devil.
2140
01:53:46.819 --> 01:53:47.300
That's right.
2141
01:53:47.420 --> 01:53:48.539
That's our devil.
2142
01:53:48.720 --> 01:53:52.100
You can't call him that. He also wears a painter hat. That's...
2143
01:53:58.010 --> 01:54:02.449
And eats candy with Michelle. Yo, star turn, man.
2144
01:54:03.189 --> 01:54:04.770
I know he's a war criminal.
2145
01:54:05.680 --> 01:54:06.619
But he's adorable.
2146
01:54:07.020 --> 01:54:11.399
But I do find the dynamic between him and Michelle
2147
01:54:11.460 --> 01:54:17.439
Obama to be very endearing. Yes. It's genuinely endearing.
2148
01:54:17.470 --> 01:54:21.829
That used to be normal Republican behavior. And he's a
2149
01:54:21.850 --> 01:54:24.189
good painter. Apparently.
2150
01:54:24.210 --> 01:54:24.789
He's good.
2151
01:54:24.810 --> 01:54:24.890
Yeah.
2152
01:54:27.529 --> 01:54:30.430
Okay, so here's the next one. And no, folks, this is...
2153
01:54:31.029 --> 01:54:31.949
You're not seeing double.
2154
01:54:36.680 --> 01:54:37.350
My day off.
2155
01:54:38.220 --> 01:54:42.079
Break. Just to remind everybody, we are still actively working
2156
01:54:42.180 --> 01:54:45.520
on getting Chipchattistan off the ground so that we can
2157
01:54:45.560 --> 01:54:49.430
go to MicroCon in 2027 in San Diego, hosted by
2158
01:54:49.470 --> 01:54:55.069
our good friend Slojamistan and their nation. So we want to...
2159
01:54:54.949 --> 01:54:58.500
We're still working on that, but Stay tuned for the
2160
01:54:59.220 --> 01:55:02.260
ways to donate and ways to get involved. If you
2161
01:55:02.279 --> 01:55:05.159
are somebody who likes to design flags, we really want
2162
01:55:05.180 --> 01:55:07.819
to talk to you. If you are somebody who would
2163
01:55:07.840 --> 01:55:11.659
like a permanent lifetime appointment to various ministries and want
2164
01:55:11.680 --> 01:55:14.539
to donate your way into that position, you are certainly
2165
01:55:14.600 --> 01:55:17.180
welcome to do so. So stay tuned. We do want
2166
01:55:17.199 --> 01:55:19.279
to hear from you too. We don't actually care what
2167
01:55:19.300 --> 01:55:23.890
your positions are. We're a very flexible, very welcoming nation.
2168
01:55:23.899 --> 01:55:25.550
We don't need anybody.
2169
01:55:26.060 --> 01:55:29.800
Yeah, well, we're fine. I mean, look, if you're some sort.
2170
01:55:29.720 --> 01:55:31.880
Of North Korean regime, we don't care.
2171
01:55:32.119 --> 01:55:32.520
Yeah.
2172
01:55:33.039 --> 01:55:34.380
Stupid Stalin, you're in.
2173
01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:34.920
Whatever.
2174
01:55:34.939 --> 01:55:39.399
It's all good here in Chepchatistan. So stay tuned for that.
2175
01:55:39.479 --> 01:55:42.500
We'll be looking for it because we're working on some
2176
01:55:42.520 --> 01:55:44.659
of those things behind the scenes. But the flag folks,
2177
01:55:44.699 --> 01:55:46.760
if you are a flag person, we really do want
2178
01:55:46.779 --> 01:55:49.159
to talk to you because we really do need to
2179
01:55:49.180 --> 01:55:52.600
get that started first. I think Eddie Izzard explained that
2180
01:55:52.640 --> 01:55:54.420
if you don't have a flag, you don't have a country.
2181
01:55:55.090 --> 01:56:02.409
And so we definitely need that flag first. This is
2182
01:56:02.449 --> 01:56:07.489
my call out to the vexicologists of the world. It's
2183
01:56:07.529 --> 01:56:13.060
a jeopardy word. All right. I'm going to say. It's
2184
01:56:15.260 --> 01:56:18.960
it's it's we need a flag first. It's a flag first.
2185
01:56:21.260 --> 01:56:21.319
OK.
2186
01:56:21.319 --> 01:56:21.380
OK.
2187
01:56:23.520 --> 01:56:24.909
Charlie, since you were there.
2188
01:56:28.710 --> 01:56:31.770
Look at that fox putting up with that bullshit that
2189
01:56:31.810 --> 01:56:38.939
that guy's saying. I'm going to go with Flag Nation.
2190
01:56:39.579 --> 01:56:40.420
There you go.
2191
01:56:40.579 --> 01:56:41.380
Pretty good.
2192
01:56:42.260 --> 01:56:42.659
Yes.
2193
01:56:46.340 --> 01:56:46.779
Flagga.
2194
01:56:49.279 --> 01:56:49.819
Flagga?
2195
01:56:51.659 --> 01:56:52.310
Spell that.
2196
01:56:53.250 --> 01:56:53.689
What?
2197
01:56:54.449 --> 01:56:55.300
Spell that.
2198
01:56:56.359 --> 01:57:00.140
S-L-A-G-A?
2199
01:57:01.979 --> 01:57:08.420
Like MAGA, but with a flag? Okay.
2200
01:57:09.079 --> 01:57:10.380
All right.
2201
01:57:11.619 --> 01:57:14.710
I deliberated with the judges. I feel that we're going
2202
01:57:14.729 --> 01:57:15.569
to give it to Chip.
2203
01:57:16.109 --> 01:57:18.850
He's kind of around the area of what he's asking for,
2204
01:57:18.970 --> 01:57:21.399
so it is Technically, the title is, Is There a
2205
01:57:21.460 --> 01:57:22.779
Betsy Ross in the Building?
2206
01:57:23.180 --> 01:57:26.630
Yeah. If she looks like that, too, that would be
2207
01:57:26.649 --> 01:57:27.229
pretty all right.
2208
01:57:29.390 --> 01:57:30.310
Jesus Christ.
2209
01:57:30.470 --> 01:57:32.210
Is that what Betsy Ross looked like?
2210
01:57:32.270 --> 01:57:32.989
I don't know.
2211
01:57:33.550 --> 01:57:40.899
Yeah. Listen, Chibchatistan is a welcoming nation. But we still
2212
01:57:40.939 --> 01:57:44.319
do need a flag. We've made very little progress since then.
2213
01:57:46.359 --> 01:57:49.560
What should be on our flag? Why Fauci Must Rot
2214
01:57:49.619 --> 01:57:50.119
in Prison.
2215
01:57:51.699 --> 01:57:52.590
Peter Navarro.
2216
01:57:53.119 --> 01:57:54.649
Forward by Stephen K.
2217
01:57:54.659 --> 01:57:55.050
Bannon.
2218
01:57:57.569 --> 01:58:00.670
How are they spending enough time to write all these books?
2219
01:58:01.390 --> 01:58:03.409
Because they're 17 pages like Romello.
2220
01:58:07.550 --> 01:58:09.550
They got AI writing it for them. What are they
2221
01:58:09.569 --> 01:58:11.159
talking about? Everybody can make a book.
2222
01:58:11.720 --> 01:58:15.739
I don't even want to write a book. Like, shit.
2223
01:58:16.520 --> 01:58:20.359
Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't even know
2224
01:58:20.399 --> 01:58:22.279
when I can drop that one. I gotta just let that.
2225
01:58:22.239 --> 01:58:23.260
One sit there for a second.
2226
01:58:23.600 --> 01:58:23.760
Wow.
2227
01:58:23.800 --> 01:58:23.920
Okay.
2228
01:58:27.350 --> 01:58:28.390
Well, here's the next one.
2229
01:58:28.449 --> 01:58:32.579
And probably someone will probably read one of those books
2230
01:58:32.640 --> 01:58:33.579
in this particular place.
2231
01:58:34.180 --> 01:58:34.720
Okay.
2232
01:58:38.039 --> 01:58:41.270
I remember this.
2233
01:58:48.899 --> 01:58:50.140
What is that?
2234
01:58:50.220 --> 01:58:51.899
Yes. What the hell was that?
2235
01:58:52.000 --> 01:58:52.699
Okay. Okay.
2236
01:59:19.630 --> 01:59:24.710
Welcome back to ChipCat here on Beltway Radio and beyond.
2237
01:59:24.869 --> 01:59:31.220
I'm your host, Chip, with me is Chez Brian. What
2238
01:59:31.420 --> 01:59:34.140
are you trying to do, man? What was that?
2239
01:59:34.380 --> 01:59:39.319
I know what it was. Okay. Explain yourself.
2240
01:59:39.800 --> 01:59:40.220
Okay.
2241
01:59:40.420 --> 01:59:45.939
So, again, yes, the, you know, as everyone knows, the headlines,
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01:59:46.010 --> 01:59:47.850
the headache headlines are brought to you by the Chiefs.
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01:59:49.409 --> 01:59:50.270
So apparently we.
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01:59:50.210 --> 01:59:53.510
All knew about... Not the Jews, just to be very clear.
2245
01:59:53.569 --> 01:59:56.270
Well, Trump had some Jews that was making him do
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01:59:56.310 --> 01:59:57.050
all that stuff.
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01:59:57.130 --> 02:00:00.270
So what I thought... Did he have like a mic
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02:00:00.449 --> 02:00:00.810
on him?
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02:00:00.840 --> 02:00:05.479
I don't know what it is. Again, someone was filming
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02:00:05.500 --> 02:00:08.579
from afar. They saw Trump come.
2251
02:00:08.079 --> 02:00:13.439
In and he was ripping it, literally. And so.
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02:00:15.939 --> 02:00:18.750
If you saw the little bits, you even see the Marine,
2253
02:00:18.789 --> 02:00:22.289
he was like surprised at what was going on. And
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02:00:23.569 --> 02:00:28.850
one of his aides just walked, just tried to move
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02:00:28.909 --> 02:00:31.359
as fast as he could without getting hit by the
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gas that was coming out of him.
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02:00:33.359 --> 02:00:35.140
So that was in the limo.
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02:00:36.039 --> 02:00:39.180
No, it started in the limo, but he walked outside,
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02:00:39.199 --> 02:00:42.079
you know, to relieve himself, so to speak.
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02:00:44.329 --> 02:00:49.750
Great okay okay i thank you for that explanation for
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02:00:49.770 --> 02:00:53.619
that so yeah and if you and of course the
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02:00:53.760 --> 02:00:55.319
nbc reporter that was.
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02:00:55.239 --> 02:00:57.819
From the all the buck shots that would happen prior to.
2264
02:00:57.800 --> 02:01:02.199
That but a nice little mix remix version of this okay.
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02:01:02.689 --> 02:01:07.289
All right well um thank you brian for to our
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02:01:07.329 --> 02:01:14.880
guests the show right before our guest.
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02:01:13.119 --> 02:01:18.659
Usually do this after the guest usually we usually play
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02:01:18.680 --> 02:01:21.720
like a song from somebody that's like you know nice
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02:01:21.779 --> 02:01:23.760
and dope we don't do this all.
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02:01:24.239 --> 02:01:33.510
Right oh man i like i like the way that
2271
02:01:33.590 --> 02:01:36.550
we were both sort of looking at the screen like
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02:01:37.760 --> 02:01:38.920
What the fuck was that?
2273
02:01:38.939 --> 02:01:41.619
I think that's the name of it. What the fuck
2274
02:01:41.640 --> 02:01:43.100
was that?
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02:01:43.140 --> 02:01:44.979
My guess was going to be, what the hell was that?
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02:01:48.369 --> 02:01:53.069
Brian got us with that one. Doorknob? I don't know.
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02:01:54.270 --> 02:01:59.529
Tez? It's crazy because the book title I'm going to
2278
02:01:59.630 --> 02:02:03.130
read is my guess. Shard Attack.
2279
02:02:04.270 --> 02:02:04.869
What the fuck?
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02:02:06.760 --> 02:02:13.590
Shard Attack. No. I swear that as it played, I
2281
02:02:14.989 --> 02:02:17.930
found the book title first. I don't know why I'm
2282
02:02:17.949 --> 02:02:19.770
going to use this. And then it was a clip
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02:02:19.789 --> 02:02:21.000
game right after it.
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02:02:21.350 --> 02:02:22.130
It was crazy.
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02:02:22.649 --> 02:02:25.289
I read it and then that played. So I'm going
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02:02:25.310 --> 02:02:26.210
with Shard Attack.
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02:02:27.170 --> 02:02:27.750
Shard Attack.
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02:02:27.869 --> 02:02:29.750
Okay. Okay.
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02:02:30.270 --> 02:02:35.340
All of them are wrong. So the actual title was
2290
02:02:37.020 --> 02:02:38.659
Some firebombing reaction.
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02:02:40.779 --> 02:02:48.390
That was a disturbing clip to watch us watch. Yeah,
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02:02:48.949 --> 02:02:54.449
it was. That was not good.
2293
02:02:55.149 --> 02:02:57.090
Well, this next one will be a little bit better.
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02:02:57.229 --> 02:02:57.710
Oh, good.
2295
02:02:58.069 --> 02:02:59.829
Yeah, a little bit better. A little fun.
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02:03:00.109 --> 02:03:00.810
Oh, Pat's there.
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02:03:01.109 --> 02:03:02.069
Yeah, good old Pat.
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02:03:02.899 --> 02:03:04.520
We got a lot going on. This is a very
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02:03:04.569 --> 02:03:08.649
special edition of Kid and Cat. because Pat's here. And
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02:03:10.050 --> 02:03:13.130
as you can see, you know, we're in the midst
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02:03:13.250 --> 02:03:17.329
of celebrating America's 250th, right?
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02:03:17.489 --> 02:03:20.170
Our birthday. So we've got our red, white, and blue
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02:03:20.289 --> 02:03:21.750
as per usual.
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02:03:22.149 --> 02:03:26.130
I've got a brand new, this is a special edition,
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02:03:27.289 --> 02:03:28.289
Monster Energy.
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02:03:29.109 --> 02:03:34.800
This is the Merca. Eagle, oh. This eagle is wearing
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02:03:34.840 --> 02:03:38.239
a hat and sunglasses and I think a bandana because
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02:03:38.310 --> 02:03:41.010
why not? It doesn't get any more American than that.
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02:03:41.270 --> 02:03:44.029
And he's got a monster truck. I don't know if
2310
02:03:44.050 --> 02:03:47.489
you can see that. There's a monster truck there. And
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02:03:47.529 --> 02:03:50.229
then on the other side of the can, we've got
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02:03:50.329 --> 02:03:54.850
Lady Liberty handing out lemonade. And we've got what looks
2313
02:03:54.890 --> 02:03:58.850
like shirtless George Washington on a Harley. I don't know
2314
02:03:58.890 --> 02:04:01.630
if you can see that. Sounds about right. And then
2315
02:04:01.710 --> 02:04:07.890
Uncle Sam floating in a tube doing whatever he does there.
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02:04:08.529 --> 02:04:15.810
Hey, man. All you need is, you know, George Washington
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02:04:15.840 --> 02:04:18.270
standing on a top rope about to jump off the top.
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02:04:18.479 --> 02:04:20.600
That's what he looks like he's about to do after
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02:04:20.640 --> 02:04:23.739
he rides into the ring on his Harley there, carrying
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02:04:23.760 --> 02:04:29.119
a flag and everything. He looks like He-Man, but with sunglasses. So, yeah.
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02:04:30.689 --> 02:04:33.550
I bought it of course because of the can and
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02:04:33.689 --> 02:04:37.770
I was like oh America and then I tried it
2323
02:04:38.109 --> 02:04:42.380
and it's delicious it's a strawberry lemonade so then I
2324
02:04:42.939 --> 02:04:47.439
ordered several cases of it that sounds good though that
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02:04:47.539 --> 02:04:52.119
actually sounds tasty it is delicious so Monster call us
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02:04:52.779 --> 02:04:55.750
I'm sure you want your name associated with this show.
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02:04:55.810 --> 02:05:02.850
At this point yes Do you know how exhausting children are?
2328
02:05:03.310 --> 02:05:04.010
Yes, we do.
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02:05:05.489 --> 02:05:08.970
These are all shows without Tez, which is very funny.
2330
02:05:09.029 --> 02:05:10.710
This is showing us the trend here.
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02:05:12.170 --> 02:05:15.489
I think that last line is the title, Monster Call Us.
2332
02:05:15.710 --> 02:05:17.369
Yeah, I was going to say that too.
2333
02:05:17.909 --> 02:05:18.409
I said it first.
2334
02:05:18.949 --> 02:05:21.069
Okay. Monster Sponsorship.
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02:05:23.850 --> 02:05:29.859
I was going to go with Top Rope George. Or
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02:05:29.880 --> 02:05:33.739
I'm going to go Monster Patriot. Actually, I'm going to
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02:05:33.760 --> 02:05:34.680
go Monster Patriot.
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02:05:35.359 --> 02:05:35.739
There you go.
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02:05:35.779 --> 02:05:37.880
All right.
2340
02:05:38.920 --> 02:05:40.659
I'll give all three of you guys the point.
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02:05:40.729 --> 02:05:45.329
The official title is The Great American Monster Pitch.
2342
02:05:45.649 --> 02:05:46.189
There you go.
2343
02:05:46.250 --> 02:05:46.909
All right.
2344
02:05:46.949 --> 02:05:48.270
Pitch Patriot. All right.
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02:05:48.289 --> 02:05:49.609
Look who our powers combine.
2346
02:05:50.189 --> 02:05:53.449
Yes. Whose hand is that in the photo?
2347
02:05:54.449 --> 02:05:55.609
It was not yours.
2348
02:05:55.989 --> 02:05:58.050
Okay. I was going to say, it didn't look right.
2349
02:05:59.319 --> 02:06:02.479
What you know, so I I've still drinking this like
2350
02:06:03.079 --> 02:06:05.619
I did order cases and cases of it. And I
2351
02:06:05.920 --> 02:06:08.350
I had some at work that I didn't finish. It
2352
02:06:08.390 --> 02:06:10.869
was just sitting like, you know, unopened in the fridge.
2353
02:06:11.369 --> 02:06:14.449
And one of my co-workers is like, hey, you know,
2354
02:06:14.470 --> 02:06:17.069
can I have one of your energy drinks? And I
2355
02:06:17.090 --> 02:06:20.590
was like, yeah, but just be ready for that level
2356
02:06:20.609 --> 02:06:23.569
of freedom, because like that's like Aretha level freedom right there.
2357
02:06:24.090 --> 02:06:26.329
And you got to be real careful about that. And
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02:06:26.369 --> 02:06:28.699
he was like Aretha level. OK, I'll try it. And
2359
02:06:28.739 --> 02:06:30.479
he drank it and he was like, whoa! And I
2360
02:06:30.500 --> 02:06:33.020
was like, yeah!
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02:06:33.060 --> 02:06:33.430
Watch it.
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02:06:35.050 --> 02:06:35.899
A lot of freedom.
2363
02:06:38.569 --> 02:06:39.229
Freedom juice.
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02:06:39.609 --> 02:06:42.869
Freedom juice with the freedom chicken on it and everything.
2365
02:06:45.550 --> 02:06:47.010
All right. What's the score, Brian?
2366
02:06:47.029 --> 02:06:47.930
All right.
2367
02:06:47.970 --> 02:06:53.090
Officially right now, the score is Charlie has two, Chip
2368
02:06:53.130 --> 02:06:55.510
has four, and Tez has three.
2369
02:06:56.250 --> 02:06:56.649
Yeah! Yeah!
2370
02:06:58.390 --> 02:06:59.050
Step it up.
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02:06:59.409 --> 02:07:04.060
Here we go. Here is the next one.
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02:07:11.970 --> 02:07:18.329
I had killed Kasam Sharmini who was an evil genius
2373
02:07:19.550 --> 02:07:21.069
and the reason I did it I heard he was
2374
02:07:21.090 --> 02:07:22.850
going to knock out five.
2375
02:07:22.649 --> 02:07:28.289
Of our military bases and Had he lived, I.
2376
02:07:28.289 --> 02:07:33.340
Believe we would be fighting perhaps a different Iran right
2377
02:07:33.380 --> 02:07:38.100
now because he's never been replaced.
2378
02:07:38.159 --> 02:07:40.140
And I also, I did one other, but this one
2379
02:07:40.180 --> 02:07:40.920
was not picked up.
2380
02:07:41.819 --> 02:07:42.739
Osama bin Laden.
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02:07:44.079 --> 02:07:45.800
If you read my book, I said you got to
2382
02:07:45.840 --> 02:07:48.020
take him out one year before the World Trade Center
2383
02:07:48.039 --> 02:07:48.520
came down.
2384
02:07:49.220 --> 02:07:50.300
So I wish you'd read the book.
2385
02:07:54.579 --> 02:07:57.310
Oh, my God. I've forgotten that he did that.
2386
02:07:58.119 --> 02:07:58.659
Insane.
2387
02:08:00.880 --> 02:08:06.319
Uh trump bin laden hold on all right did you
2388
02:08:06.340 --> 02:08:08.680
read a book i i did not read any books
2389
02:08:08.979 --> 02:08:10.619
i don't read books that's for nerds.
2390
02:08:11.079 --> 02:08:13.800
Welcome back to chip chat i'm chip here's our nerd
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02:08:13.840 --> 02:08:17.079
tez what's up tez.
2392
02:08:16.880 --> 02:08:20.210
Reads books What do I have here?
2393
02:08:22.710 --> 02:08:25.649
You know that more than a thousand people are dead
2394
02:08:25.729 --> 02:08:27.289
due to extreme heat in Europe?
2395
02:08:27.869 --> 02:08:32.930
Yeah. Because they're lazy and French.
2396
02:08:33.029 --> 02:08:33.949
No, y'all.
2397
02:08:34.010 --> 02:08:34.529
So are you.
2398
02:08:35.710 --> 02:08:40.039
Extinction level event that's happening on Earth right now, everyone.
2399
02:08:40.380 --> 02:08:43.020
And I know everyone's going to be crazy, but I'm
2400
02:08:43.079 --> 02:08:43.800
back in on my.
2401
02:08:47.310 --> 02:08:51.119
my actual test talks and the climate.
2402
02:08:51.380 --> 02:08:54.079
Cause it's kind of crazy. Everybody like, yeah.
2403
02:08:55.399 --> 02:08:57.939
As somebody who literally lives that life and is out
2404
02:08:58.039 --> 02:09:00.520
in it and, and was like dealing with that.
2405
02:09:00.579 --> 02:09:00.819
Yeah.
2406
02:09:01.220 --> 02:09:03.579
Let me tell you, it's very difficult to evaporate water
2407
02:09:03.600 --> 02:09:05.939
when the humidity is 75% and it's 104 degrees outside.
2408
02:09:05.979 --> 02:09:06.199
Yeah. Yeah.
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02:09:15.569 --> 02:09:18.310
Silence. I was silent. I couldn't even talk because it
2410
02:09:18.869 --> 02:09:20.729
was like, what up? Nothing to be said there.
2411
02:09:20.989 --> 02:09:24.949
So just to make sure everybody knows, since that moment,
2412
02:09:25.069 --> 02:09:27.939
he has also not written a single Tez talk or
2413
02:09:28.020 --> 02:09:29.800
even selected an article for them.
2414
02:09:31.720 --> 02:09:42.250
So it didn't work. I'm busy reading. Nerd. Goddamn French.
2415
02:09:42.869 --> 02:09:44.979
All right. So this is what?
2416
02:09:45.279 --> 02:09:48.930
Trump and his book and Tez reading his book?
2417
02:09:50.369 --> 02:09:52.609
Clip? I don't know how.
2418
02:09:52.550 --> 02:09:57.350
To make sense of that. Lazy French air conditioning. That's
2419
02:09:57.390 --> 02:09:58.350
what I think it's called.
2420
02:09:59.060 --> 02:10:02.180
Okay. Charlie Tez?
2421
02:10:06.159 --> 02:10:07.180
What is this?
2422
02:10:09.039 --> 02:10:11.199
This is riveting radio. Trump bookend.
2423
02:10:11.520 --> 02:10:12.020
I don't know.
2424
02:10:12.279 --> 02:10:21.859
Oh, there you go. Charlie? Charlie is frozen. He might
2425
02:10:21.880 --> 02:10:25.640
have lost power. Yeah, because I've seen thunderstorms.
2426
02:10:25.819 --> 02:10:26.300
I know.
2427
02:10:26.520 --> 02:10:27.460
I can see it outside.
2428
02:10:27.539 --> 02:10:29.760
Oh, he did pop out. Yeah, he did pop out.
2429
02:10:30.220 --> 02:10:31.779
All right.
2430
02:10:31.819 --> 02:10:31.979
Yeah.
2431
02:10:32.010 --> 02:10:34.289
Frank Stockton Freed, A Governor's Odyssey.
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02:10:34.970 --> 02:10:40.789
That's a book, man.
2433
02:10:42.250 --> 02:10:45.890
That's a book, man. It's not. It is not.
2434
02:10:46.050 --> 02:10:51.149
These things are not actual books. I think these are
2435
02:10:51.229 --> 02:10:53.829
just titles. They don't actually bother to write the book.
2436
02:10:53.909 --> 02:10:56.010
They just come up with the title, and then if
2437
02:10:56.050 --> 02:10:58.369
some idiot's dumb enough to click on it and buy it,
2438
02:10:58.430 --> 02:11:02.090
then they, like, AI it. Okay. Yeah, the storm knocked
2439
02:11:02.189 --> 02:11:03.149
out Charlie's internet.
2440
02:11:03.850 --> 02:11:04.270
Ah, darn.
2441
02:11:04.510 --> 02:11:05.310
Oh, that's where you text?
2442
02:11:05.789 --> 02:11:06.750
Yep. Okay.
2443
02:11:06.810 --> 02:11:09.930
All right. Well, hopefully it'll come back before we're done,
2444
02:11:09.989 --> 02:11:13.590
but the actual title was....
2445
02:11:15.250 --> 02:11:16.170
Look at these dead.
2446
02:11:16.090 --> 02:11:17.770
Ass birds and read my book.
2447
02:11:19.390 --> 02:11:19.670
Yeah.
2448
02:11:21.850 --> 02:11:24.560
I did not get, I, wait, you were close. No,
2449
02:11:24.609 --> 02:11:26.739
I didn't say anything. You were close. You had something
2450
02:11:26.779 --> 02:11:27.340
about books.
2451
02:11:28.000 --> 02:11:28.319
Yeah.
2452
02:11:29.000 --> 02:11:30.960
Trump bookend. Bookend. Yeah.
2453
02:11:31.000 --> 02:11:31.479
Bookend.
2454
02:11:31.500 --> 02:11:36.729
But I just says, no, we, we need to be
2455
02:11:36.739 --> 02:11:37.000
in a.
2456
02:11:36.979 --> 02:11:37.789
Dead ass birds.
2457
02:11:38.069 --> 02:11:41.619
Uh, Gerald called me the other day and, uh, because,
2458
02:11:41.640 --> 02:11:44.699
you know, football season's starting and all that. He was
2459
02:11:44.760 --> 02:11:48.300
down at Myrtle Beach for a book signing, and he
2460
02:11:48.319 --> 02:11:50.060
was like, how are those dead-ass birds?
2461
02:11:50.119 --> 02:11:52.020
And I was like... I love it, love it.
2462
02:11:52.060 --> 02:11:52.569
Love it.
2463
02:11:52.649 --> 02:11:53.609
It was a moment.
2464
02:11:55.149 --> 02:11:56.369
I was, yeah.
2465
02:11:57.050 --> 02:12:00.569
Look at these dead-ass birds! It was jarring! I can
2466
02:12:00.630 --> 02:12:01.770
see that video right now.
2467
02:12:01.810 --> 02:12:02.369
They're dead.
2468
02:12:02.409 --> 02:12:03.529
Their stomachs were open.
2469
02:12:03.550 --> 02:12:05.010
It was crazy.
2470
02:12:06.229 --> 02:12:07.859
And Charlie is back in.
2471
02:12:07.899 --> 02:12:10.079
Let's bring him back in. There he is.
2472
02:12:11.159 --> 02:12:17.199
Storm knocked down my internet.
2473
02:12:17.279 --> 02:12:20.970
That's real ass commitment. If that happened to me, I'd
2474
02:12:21.010 --> 02:12:21.489
go to sleep.
2475
02:12:26.270 --> 02:12:27.789
Well, maybe this will wake you up.
2476
02:12:27.829 --> 02:12:28.189
Here we go.
2477
02:12:28.229 --> 02:12:30.449
We'll see how long I can stay around.
2478
02:12:31.789 --> 02:12:32.250
Make it quick.
2479
02:12:32.270 --> 02:12:32.750
Here we go.
2480
02:12:32.789 --> 02:12:33.420
Here's the next one.
2481
02:12:36.229 --> 02:12:37.479
Concern on Chip's face.
2482
02:12:38.300 --> 02:12:38.560
Yeah.
2483
02:12:39.260 --> 02:12:44.609
You know, like, The show changed in, I want to
2484
02:12:44.630 --> 02:12:45.829
say 24 hours. It was less than that.
2485
02:12:46.449 --> 02:12:49.470
It was less than that. So, you know, for a
2486
02:12:49.489 --> 02:12:52.590
little behind the scenes, right? People want to know that
2487
02:12:53.850 --> 02:12:59.189
it's Passover, right? And that started yesterday night. So I
2488
02:12:59.229 --> 02:13:01.720
had a Seder to go to at my parents' house.
2489
02:13:02.310 --> 02:13:04.149
And then I wasn't going to be able to, like,
2490
02:13:04.380 --> 02:13:08.119
write much. So I did most of the writing.
2491
02:13:08.319 --> 02:13:10.579
I do all the writing. I did most of the writing.
2492
02:13:11.819 --> 02:13:15.310
on Tuesday. And I was like, how much can the
2493
02:13:15.369 --> 02:13:18.590
world change in two days that I'll have to heavily
2494
02:13:18.710 --> 02:13:20.890
edit this show? Not that much.
2495
02:13:21.630 --> 02:13:21.810
Yeah.
2496
02:13:21.850 --> 02:13:24.729
And so like I get through Wednesday and there's like
2497
02:13:24.770 --> 02:13:27.550
a few things here and there, add a line, take
2498
02:13:27.569 --> 02:13:29.270
a line, you know, something like that.
2499
02:13:29.350 --> 02:13:29.590
Right.
2500
02:13:29.609 --> 02:13:36.619
And then today just minding my own going about whatever
2501
02:13:36.680 --> 02:13:39.819
it is I was up to and my phone buzzes
2502
02:13:39.960 --> 02:13:41.149
and Oh, shit.
2503
02:13:41.189 --> 02:13:50.380
Pam Bondi's fired. Yeah. Yes. So then I was like, oh, well, shit.
2504
02:13:50.439 --> 02:13:51.939
Now I got to write a bunch of new jokes,
2505
02:13:53.600 --> 02:13:57.439
which they definitely are going to be as good as
2506
02:13:57.520 --> 02:14:01.659
you can write in a few hours in a very
2507
02:14:02.500 --> 02:14:03.039
hurried state.
2508
02:14:03.079 --> 02:14:04.460
I mean, what are you going to do? They dropped
2509
02:14:04.479 --> 02:14:09.000
the blonde shell on us. Oh, nice.
2510
02:14:09.970 --> 02:14:11.649
Nice. That's excellent.
2511
02:14:11.930 --> 02:14:12.210
Yeah.
2512
02:14:12.609 --> 02:14:14.250
I don't even have a good comeback for that.
2513
02:14:17.840 --> 02:14:18.619
I know the answer.
2514
02:14:18.640 --> 02:14:23.380
It's got to be blonde shell.
2515
02:14:23.760 --> 02:14:24.060
Yeah.
2516
02:14:25.420 --> 02:14:26.699
Bombshell blonde shell.
2517
02:14:27.579 --> 02:14:30.800
I'm going to go with Passover writing excuses.
2518
02:14:35.039 --> 02:14:41.720
The matzah ate my homework. Elijah ate my homework. That's
2519
02:14:41.800 --> 02:14:42.920
even better. Yes.
2520
02:14:43.479 --> 02:14:43.779
Yes.
2521
02:14:45.420 --> 02:14:46.020
Where's your homework?
2522
02:14:46.079 --> 02:14:51.409
Elijah ate it. Prove he didn't. All right. No, it's
2523
02:14:51.430 --> 02:14:54.029
got to be Blond Shell. Blond Shell is a great line.
2524
02:14:56.829 --> 02:14:57.670
Sadly, no.
2525
02:14:58.130 --> 02:14:58.869
See, he wouldn't.
2526
02:14:58.909 --> 02:15:00.029
Yeah, it's crazy.
2527
02:15:01.130 --> 02:15:02.710
Well, Tess, do we get your answer?
2528
02:15:02.729 --> 02:15:05.489
Or you were going to match it with his?
2529
02:15:05.979 --> 02:15:08.729
I mean, yeah, I was going to match with this. Yeah,
2530
02:15:08.739 --> 02:15:09.810
that's what I was going to go with.
2531
02:15:10.390 --> 02:15:10.729
Okay.
2532
02:15:11.130 --> 02:15:12.890
Well, officially the title is.
2533
02:15:13.609 --> 02:15:14.130
Blondie.
2534
02:15:15.050 --> 02:15:16.369
You dropped a bondie on.
2535
02:15:17.770 --> 02:15:17.909
Us.
2536
02:15:17.930 --> 02:15:18.829
Oh.
2537
02:15:19.010 --> 02:15:20.069
There you.
2538
02:15:22.199 --> 02:15:22.520
Go.
2539
02:15:22.539 --> 02:15:24.560
So that was great.
2540
02:15:24.600 --> 02:15:29.359
Details. It was still very funny. Dropped a bondie on us.
2541
02:15:29.720 --> 02:15:32.619
Let's see if this will boost up the laughter.
2542
02:15:32.649 --> 02:15:32.930
Uh-oh.
2543
02:15:34.819 --> 02:15:37.920
Had been installed to divide the responsibilities of the U.S.
2544
02:15:37.939 --> 02:15:42.000
Attorney's role after former acting U.S. Attorney Alina Hava had
2545
02:15:42.039 --> 02:15:43.600
stepped down in December.
2546
02:15:44.060 --> 02:15:44.699
Oh, she's hot.
2547
02:15:45.050 --> 02:15:47.649
Yeah, she's the smoke show, right? That's why Trump likes her.
2548
02:15:47.829 --> 02:15:48.770
Don't worry, there's more.
2549
02:15:48.649 --> 02:15:49.310
About her later.
2550
02:15:50.890 --> 02:15:53.189
The decision marks the second time in less than a
2551
02:15:53.189 --> 02:15:55.449
year that Brandt has ruled that the office's leadership was
2552
02:15:55.609 --> 02:15:59.050
unlawfully appointed. Last summer, he determined that Alina Hava, a
2553
02:15:59.090 --> 02:16:02.409
former personal lawyer for Trump, lacked legal authority to serve
2554
02:16:03.000 --> 02:16:06.060
as the acting U.S. attorney and the appeals court later
2555
02:16:06.220 --> 02:16:07.039
upheld that ruling.
2556
02:16:08.380 --> 02:16:11.989
After Habba's departure, Pam Bondi, who I think thinks she's
2557
02:16:12.029 --> 02:16:16.989
a lawyer, appointed Paparello, Funtaccio, and Fox to collectively handle
2558
02:16:17.010 --> 02:16:21.430
the responsibilities. Brand ruled Monday that dividing the position among
2559
02:16:21.470 --> 02:16:25.920
three officials violated the Constitution's appointments clause. Yeah, you think?
2560
02:16:26.659 --> 02:16:31.760
Quote, the government assembles a convoluted patchwork of statutory cross-references
2561
02:16:32.110 --> 02:16:34.489
to craft a leadership structure that.
2562
02:16:34.370 --> 02:16:36.930
It contends can do anything a U.S.
2563
02:16:37.090 --> 02:16:39.399
Attorney can without being a U.S.
2564
02:16:39.479 --> 02:16:44.120
Attorney. Oh, that is a great explanation, though. I love that.
2565
02:16:44.139 --> 02:16:44.840
Yeah.
2566
02:16:45.420 --> 02:16:45.860
Why not?
2567
02:16:47.500 --> 02:16:50.319
It's not like Captain Planet. By your powers combined, I
2568
02:16:50.379 --> 02:16:50.780
am U.S.
2569
02:16:50.840 --> 02:16:57.219
Attorney for the district in New Jersey. While we're in
2570
02:16:57.239 --> 02:16:58.139
the break, just to remind.
2571
02:16:58.319 --> 02:16:59.100
While we're in the break.
2572
02:16:59.280 --> 02:16:59.579
All right.
2573
02:16:59.680 --> 02:17:00.950
So what is the title of that one?
2574
02:17:02.420 --> 02:17:03.100
Habba's hot.
2575
02:17:04.979 --> 02:17:08.969
Of course she is.
2576
02:17:09.229 --> 02:17:11.930
Isn't she just get divorced and move to Mar-a-Lago or
2577
02:17:11.950 --> 02:17:12.629
something like that?
2578
02:17:13.090 --> 02:17:14.549
We definitely covered that.
2579
02:17:14.569 --> 02:17:20.059
I know she was... I know we were talking about
2580
02:17:20.079 --> 02:17:20.940
that a while back.
2581
02:17:21.000 --> 02:17:25.319
I think we covered that she got divorced and was
2582
02:17:26.219 --> 02:17:28.200
with some 22-year-old or something like that.
2583
02:17:32.469 --> 02:17:34.549
What are our guesses here?
2584
02:17:35.129 --> 02:17:37.670
Hardcore appointments clause. Yes.
2585
02:17:37.709 --> 02:17:38.909
That's good.
2586
02:17:38.930 --> 02:17:40.260
That's fantastic.
2587
02:17:44.319 --> 02:17:46.819
What am I going with? My power is probably about
2588
02:17:46.840 --> 02:17:53.139
to drop in a minute. um shit what am i
2589
02:17:53.170 --> 02:17:55.979
gonna go with there it's hard when you're not it's
2590
02:17:56.040 --> 02:18:06.540
hard when you're not on the show um um there
2591
02:18:06.559 --> 02:18:08.459
was something said there that i thought would have been
2592
02:18:08.520 --> 02:18:12.850
it um I don't have a good one for this.
2593
02:18:12.909 --> 02:18:13.469
I forgot.
2594
02:18:13.489 --> 02:18:15.139
There was something that was said that I wanted to
2595
02:18:15.170 --> 02:18:26.049
get and it dropped. I'll go with... Tez was not there. Okay.
2596
02:18:26.670 --> 02:18:27.030
And Chip?
2597
02:18:28.750 --> 02:18:30.329
I think it's Hot Hava, right?
2598
02:18:31.329 --> 02:18:37.639
Okay. She is hot, but actually the title is With
2599
02:18:37.680 --> 02:18:39.020
these powerless rings.
2600
02:18:39.409 --> 02:18:40.440
Oh, man.
2601
02:18:40.520 --> 02:18:43.129
I was thinking about going with the.
2602
02:18:42.850 --> 02:18:44.110
Captain Planet reference.
2603
02:18:44.129 --> 02:18:46.110
And what's crazy is I've been making that reference all
2604
02:18:46.350 --> 02:18:49.489
fucking night tonight. Yeah. Jesus Christ.
2605
02:18:49.530 --> 02:18:50.469
That's what was said.
2606
02:18:51.049 --> 02:18:54.549
We did cover Hava being divorced in that episode because
2607
02:18:54.590 --> 02:18:56.590
that was the first story we had about her. And
2608
02:18:56.629 --> 02:19:00.709
then we did the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
2609
02:19:00.770 --> 02:19:05.090
version of her moving down to Florida after she split
2610
02:19:05.110 --> 02:19:06.590
with her husband, Greg Rubin.
2611
02:19:08.750 --> 02:19:09.290
Apparently.
2612
02:19:10.170 --> 02:19:17.159
So yeah, she's 41 and hanging out in Mar-a-Lago. Charlie,
2613
02:19:17.170 --> 02:19:18.700
go for it. It's all you, buddy.
2614
02:19:20.379 --> 02:19:23.739
Well, maybe this will.
2615
02:19:23.760 --> 02:19:26.559
Well, this might have some issues with it.
2616
02:19:26.600 --> 02:19:27.000
Here we go.
2617
02:19:27.040 --> 02:19:29.459
Here's the next one.
2618
02:19:29.920 --> 02:19:30.159
Uh-oh.
2619
02:19:30.219 --> 02:19:36.159
Tez is on this one. There's flyovers. I saw one today.
2620
02:19:36.219 --> 02:19:36.959
I saw it today.
2621
02:19:36.979 --> 02:19:38.120
I saw it today.
2622
02:19:38.489 --> 02:19:42.790
It was a warm-up for it. That's cool, okay? I
2623
02:19:42.790 --> 02:19:43.690
don't care who you are.
2624
02:19:44.329 --> 02:19:44.889
That's cool.
2625
02:19:45.290 --> 02:19:46.110
I was outside.
2626
02:19:46.129 --> 02:19:49.079
I think people should be warned. Like, there used to
2627
02:19:49.090 --> 02:19:51.360
be a time when these happened that you would get
2628
02:19:51.379 --> 02:19:53.020
a warning alert. They did.
2629
02:19:53.059 --> 02:19:56.040
They sent out a warning. They did. I didn't get...
2630
02:19:55.600 --> 02:19:57.120
It should be more... Like, it should be like a
2631
02:19:57.139 --> 02:19:59.200
damn Amber Alert, friends, at this point. Oh, well, you
2632
02:19:59.239 --> 02:20:02.409
need to get on the email chain. Yeah, like, because.
2633
02:20:02.729 --> 02:20:04.670
But I feel like there was a time where I
2634
02:20:04.709 --> 02:20:06.889
would see, like, days prior.
2635
02:20:07.250 --> 02:20:07.370
Like.
2636
02:20:08.090 --> 02:20:10.790
Clearly, this administration doesn't care about giving people alerts about flyovers.
2637
02:20:10.870 --> 02:20:13.329
But yes, there was a flyover today. I see one
2638
02:20:14.379 --> 02:20:16.440
at Nats Park. The one that happened maybe, what, like
2639
02:20:16.520 --> 02:20:21.020
a week and a half ago? Again, I was like, well,
2640
02:20:21.079 --> 02:20:23.280
this is the bottom of the fourth.
2641
02:20:23.340 --> 02:20:25.540
Why would they be flying over? Oh, this is just
2642
02:20:25.559 --> 02:20:28.260
some 250 shit. It took me a second to click.
2643
02:20:28.420 --> 02:20:31.469
Yeah, and like up in Baltimore during the game, they
2644
02:20:31.510 --> 02:20:33.610
had a couple of flyovers because the Red Arrows.
2645
02:20:33.389 --> 02:20:33.850
Were in town.
2646
02:20:33.889 --> 02:20:36.889
Yes, I heard. And then the Blue Angels were there
2647
02:20:36.909 --> 02:20:38.940
and they were doing stuff. So like, I happen to
2648
02:20:38.979 --> 02:20:41.600
be working on a roof today in the 100 million
2649
02:20:41.620 --> 02:20:46.319
degree heat and miserable, not succeeding at what I was after.
2650
02:20:46.979 --> 02:20:51.059
And all of a sudden, and I'm like, oh shit,
2651
02:20:51.100 --> 02:20:51.739
the Thunderbirds.
2652
02:20:52.059 --> 02:20:52.659
That's cool.
2653
02:20:53.200 --> 02:20:56.379
The only place in the world that hears that sound
2654
02:20:56.500 --> 02:20:59.799
over their city and says, that's cool. Because everywhere else says,
2655
02:20:59.819 --> 02:21:03.659
oh God, death is near when they hear that sound.
2656
02:21:07.770 --> 02:21:10.440
I think about that now every single time. Like that's
2657
02:21:10.639 --> 02:21:12.620
one of the most profound things that Tez has ever
2658
02:21:12.659 --> 02:21:14.399
said to me. That's changed the way I think about
2659
02:21:14.420 --> 02:21:17.059
the world. Cause I love airplanes. And so of course,
2660
02:21:17.100 --> 02:21:20.340
when I hear the noise, jet noise, I'm excited. And,
2661
02:21:20.559 --> 02:21:24.569
and like, I now realize what a privileged position I'm
2662
02:21:24.670 --> 02:21:26.049
in to be excited about that.
2663
02:21:26.069 --> 02:21:28.549
It's crazy. Right.
2664
02:21:28.790 --> 02:21:31.170
It's like, Oh no.
2665
02:21:32.389 --> 02:21:32.870
Yeah.
2666
02:21:32.889 --> 02:21:39.340
He's about to be destroyed. Yeah. I, I, yeah, Okay,
2667
02:21:39.559 --> 02:21:45.959
what are we calling this clip? I was going to
2668
02:21:46.000 --> 02:21:46.700
say 250 shit.
2669
02:21:46.920 --> 02:21:55.600
I'm going to say Tez is a pussy about fireworks.
2670
02:21:55.639 --> 02:21:58.260
Something flyover. Flyover country.
2671
02:21:58.790 --> 02:21:59.139
There you go.
2672
02:21:59.149 --> 02:21:59.969
Airplanes are cool.
2673
02:22:00.790 --> 02:22:03.030
Airplanes are cool.
2674
02:22:03.270 --> 02:22:04.229
No one's arguing that.
2675
02:22:04.770 --> 02:22:07.450
Airplanes are cool.
2676
02:22:07.610 --> 02:22:08.569
Fireworks are cool.
2677
02:22:09.040 --> 02:22:09.979
Fireworks are cool.
2678
02:22:10.459 --> 02:22:13.909
Alright, Tez? Um....
2679
02:22:15.889 --> 02:22:19.750
Shit. Bombs over Baghdad.
2680
02:22:20.229 --> 02:22:20.709
Yes!
2681
02:22:20.809 --> 02:22:26.250
Actually, that used to be a clip for something else,
2682
02:22:26.409 --> 02:22:30.350
but this clip, it's going to chip.
2683
02:22:30.920 --> 02:22:34.139
You can't put it in a title. It's going to win.
2684
02:22:34.829 --> 02:22:36.709
Fly by Amber Alerts.
2685
02:22:36.850 --> 02:22:37.649
That's brilliant.
2686
02:22:37.829 --> 02:22:38.690
That's pretty good.
2687
02:22:38.889 --> 02:22:41.209
What's crazy is that was, as you put that there,
2688
02:22:41.270 --> 02:22:43.389
I'm pretty sure that showed up in the corner of
2689
02:22:43.510 --> 02:22:46.479
the damn clip.
2690
02:22:46.930 --> 02:22:48.680
And we still didn't get it. And we still didn't
2691
02:22:48.719 --> 02:22:50.520
look at it. Yeah, still didn't do it.
2692
02:22:50.559 --> 02:22:51.479
Still not paying attention.
2693
02:22:52.639 --> 02:22:54.739
All right, here's the next one. As par for the
2694
02:22:54.780 --> 02:22:55.399
test course.
2695
02:22:55.500 --> 02:22:59.809
As you can see earlier. Here's the next one.
2696
02:22:59.860 --> 02:23:02.250
Show us that playlist again, Brian.
2697
02:23:03.280 --> 02:23:03.530
Please.
2698
02:23:03.549 --> 02:23:04.090
Still won't get it.
2699
02:23:04.500 --> 02:23:05.479
I'll pay attention to stuff.
2700
02:23:07.020 --> 02:23:07.639
Not true.
2701
02:23:08.299 --> 02:23:09.540
As far as something.
2702
02:23:09.239 --> 02:23:13.329
That I'm really surprised at, Ed, how did you guys.
2703
02:23:13.229 --> 02:23:17.829
Skip over the $ 250 bill with Trump's picture on it?
2704
02:23:18.370 --> 02:23:23.110
Because our writers wrote this yesterday and that hadn't happened yet.
2705
02:23:23.270 --> 02:23:27.739
And also, there is so many things that we have
2706
02:23:27.770 --> 02:23:31.920
to skip and that probably can't happen.
2707
02:23:32.040 --> 02:23:34.229
So, I don't know.
2708
02:23:34.280 --> 02:23:37.229
It's dictator shit. He's already on, like, he put himself
2709
02:23:37.290 --> 02:23:39.850
on a passport. He's got a gold statue of him
2710
02:23:39.889 --> 02:23:41.170
doing the Saddam pose.
2711
02:23:41.549 --> 02:23:45.270
He's doing it, like, the most. He'll show up like
2712
02:23:45.329 --> 02:23:48.629
Gaddafi with a bunch of fucking medals on his chest.
2713
02:23:49.409 --> 02:23:51.469
So much chairman Mao stuff going on.
2714
02:23:51.649 --> 02:23:54.309
It is. A lot of that.
2715
02:23:55.090 --> 02:23:57.229
My bet pays off at the end of June. If
2716
02:23:57.270 --> 02:24:00.079
there's still an election scheduled at the end of June,
2717
02:24:00.120 --> 02:24:06.000
then I'll lose, but we'll see there's a storm was.
2718
02:24:05.920 --> 02:24:10.340
That the thunder like co-signing on Tez's like haha I
2719
02:24:10.420 --> 02:24:11.040
told you.
2720
02:24:14.020 --> 02:24:29.139
God agrees with you exactly I've turned into Zeus yes.
2721
02:24:24.170 --> 02:24:27.709
I believe this clip is called Chip blames the writers.
2722
02:24:28.370 --> 02:24:31.489
Okay that's funny I think it's called Chairman Trump.
2723
02:24:33.030 --> 02:24:35.329
Okay, that sounds like a good one.
2724
02:24:35.329 --> 02:24:39.909
250 Mao. 250 Mao. Okay.
2725
02:24:40.309 --> 02:24:40.889
Obama.
2726
02:24:42.850 --> 02:24:47.440
Actually, I'll give partial this to Pez. He said the
2727
02:24:47.440 --> 02:24:48.280
250 part.
2728
02:24:48.399 --> 02:24:48.920
It is.
2729
02:24:50.319 --> 02:24:53.000
Fly by bet.
2730
02:24:54.360 --> 02:24:56.530
Because you were betting on if there will be election
2731
02:24:56.569 --> 02:24:57.469
or not, like you said.
2732
02:24:58.469 --> 02:24:58.950
I think I won.
2733
02:24:59.629 --> 02:25:05.049
Yeah, you won that so far. Americans tend to win
2734
02:25:05.069 --> 02:25:08.889
the battle. You will lose the war. Yeah. I'll buy
2735
02:25:08.930 --> 02:25:11.379
you your six-pack. It'll be the last six-pack we have.
2736
02:25:13.719 --> 02:25:15.979
You said that about something else. It might have been
2737
02:25:16.000 --> 02:25:18.780
the 2020 election. No, it might have been the 2022.
2738
02:25:18.780 --> 02:25:19.620
Yeah.
2739
02:25:20.840 --> 02:25:23.100
Every time I've had to buy you a six-pack, it
2740
02:25:23.120 --> 02:25:24.840
was something I wanted to lose at.
2741
02:25:25.420 --> 02:25:29.250
So I was okay with it. I never want to
2742
02:25:29.290 --> 02:25:29.989
win those ones.
2743
02:25:31.709 --> 02:25:33.069
All right. So, all right.
2744
02:25:33.389 --> 02:25:36.649
Right now it is five for Chip, four for Tez,
2745
02:25:36.709 --> 02:25:37.530
and two for Charlie.
2746
02:25:37.870 --> 02:25:38.229
All right.
2747
02:25:38.270 --> 02:25:39.829
How many more do we have? Okay.
2748
02:25:40.469 --> 02:25:43.110
I will give you at least two more.
2749
02:25:44.030 --> 02:25:44.379
Shit.
2750
02:25:44.659 --> 02:25:45.000
Okay.
2751
02:25:45.010 --> 02:25:47.780
That's two. So you have a chance to catch us.
2752
02:25:48.079 --> 02:25:49.780
I got to get two back to back.
2753
02:25:50.159 --> 02:25:50.459
Yes.
2754
02:25:50.719 --> 02:25:55.510
So here we go. Here's the next one.
2755
02:25:55.719 --> 02:25:55.979
Whoops.
2756
02:25:56.659 --> 02:25:57.719
Get that right there.
2757
02:25:58.739 --> 02:25:59.959
Get back in here.
2758
02:26:00.319 --> 02:26:07.600
Pay attention. Remember those guys? They tried to defund them.
2759
02:26:08.479 --> 02:26:09.059
Still around.
2760
02:26:09.760 --> 02:26:10.500
Still around.
2761
02:26:10.920 --> 02:26:14.030
Steve Inskeep was talking to my ear this morning. The
2762
02:26:14.149 --> 02:26:18.409
Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files.
2763
02:26:19.010 --> 02:26:19.590
What?
2764
02:26:20.149 --> 02:26:25.850
Yes! Related to allegations that Donald Trump sexually abused a minor.
2765
02:26:26.540 --> 02:26:28.459
According to an NPR investigation.
2766
02:26:29.159 --> 02:26:34.450
It also removed some documents from the public database where
2767
02:26:34.629 --> 02:26:38.170
accusations against Epstein also mentioned Trump.
2768
02:26:39.170 --> 02:26:40.309
Get the fuck out of here.
2769
02:26:40.409 --> 02:26:41.209
You don't say.
2770
02:26:41.229 --> 02:26:44.290
The most transparent president in history?
2771
02:26:44.510 --> 02:26:50.639
No. Some files have not been made public despite a
2772
02:26:50.680 --> 02:26:55.209
law mandating their release. These are include what appear to
2773
02:26:55.250 --> 02:26:59.370
be more than 50 pages of FBI interviews, as well
2774
02:26:59.430 --> 02:27:02.950
as notes from conversations with a woman who accused Trump
2775
02:27:03.290 --> 02:27:06.040
of sexual abuse decades ago when she was a minor.
2776
02:27:06.559 --> 02:27:08.360
Still doable now, according to Trump.
2777
02:27:10.139 --> 02:27:15.639
NPR reviewed multiple sets of unique serial numbers appearing before
2778
02:27:15.840 --> 02:27:19.239
and after the pages in question, stamped onto documents in
2779
02:27:19.260 --> 02:27:23.260
the Epstein-Fraud database, FBI case records, emails, and discovery documents.
2780
02:27:23.559 --> 02:27:26.600
document logs in the latest tranche of documents published at
2781
02:27:26.620 --> 02:27:30.559
the end of January. NPR's investigation found dozens of pages
2782
02:27:31.100 --> 02:27:34.709
that appeared to be cataloged by the Justice Department, but
2783
02:27:35.350 --> 02:27:39.209
not shared publicly, despite the legal requirement to do so.
2784
02:27:39.530 --> 02:27:44.739
The Justice Department declined to answer NPR's questions, which shocked.
2785
02:27:45.219 --> 02:27:49.840
I'm shocked on the record about these specific files and
2786
02:27:50.379 --> 02:27:53.819
what's in them and why they were not published after
2787
02:27:53.920 --> 02:27:57.920
the story. The first story about this ran right after publication.
2788
02:27:58.430 --> 02:28:02.180
DOJ reached out to NPR, taking issue with how its
2789
02:28:02.219 --> 02:28:06.819
response to the questions were framed. Department of Justice spokeswoman
2790
02:28:07.340 --> 02:28:21.639
Natalie Baldassari. I think it says Baldassari. That's a Pokemon. B-A-L-D-A-S-S-A-R-R-E.
2791
02:28:29.559 --> 02:28:30.780
Yeah, you're right, man.
2792
02:28:30.979 --> 02:28:33.559
We've got bald ass and Ari.
2793
02:28:33.889 --> 02:28:38.090
Different spelling, but it's all there.
2794
02:28:40.590 --> 02:28:49.069
Okay. I'm going to guess it's either Epstein Palooza or
2795
02:28:49.649 --> 02:28:51.110
Tez is not amused.
2796
02:28:56.639 --> 02:28:58.000
Bald is sorry I choose you.
2797
02:28:59.059 --> 02:29:01.379
Okay.
2798
02:29:01.440 --> 02:29:03.319
That's the obvious one that I would have gone with,
2799
02:29:03.340 --> 02:29:04.979
but I decided to be a bit more creative.
2800
02:29:05.120 --> 02:29:08.569
I was not amused. I was like....
2801
02:29:09.420 --> 02:29:09.899
Chip?
2802
02:29:12.670 --> 02:29:16.129
Oh, is Chip frozen? He's frozen now.
2803
02:29:16.209 --> 02:29:18.889
Now he's gone. Okay. This storm's taking out everybody.
2804
02:29:19.129 --> 02:29:22.350
Yeah. Well....
2805
02:29:23.909 --> 02:29:26.729
As you can hear, well, Chip will probably pop by,
2806
02:29:26.790 --> 02:29:30.489
but you'll be surprised that, Tez, you actually fully got
2807
02:29:30.530 --> 02:29:31.069
it right.
2808
02:29:31.930 --> 02:29:33.190
Very nice.
2809
02:29:35.430 --> 02:29:37.629
Yes.
2810
02:29:37.670 --> 02:29:38.430
Look at that.
2811
02:29:39.209 --> 02:29:40.850
Hey. Of course.
2812
02:29:41.030 --> 02:29:44.319
I was like, wait, of course this has to be this. Yeah.
2813
02:29:44.540 --> 02:29:46.360
All right. Pokemon?
2814
02:29:46.540 --> 02:29:48.120
All right. He's going to be pissed. He should not
2815
02:29:48.159 --> 02:29:48.540
come back.
2816
02:29:49.139 --> 02:29:52.059
God.
2817
02:29:52.139 --> 02:29:54.780
Power's going out for everybody. Lord, I should have done
2818
02:29:54.860 --> 02:29:57.049
forever for others. What about me?
2819
02:29:59.270 --> 02:30:03.420
This is a golden moment. I'm going to go right
2820
02:30:03.440 --> 02:30:04.760
to sleep. I'm going to tell you that right now.
2821
02:30:05.420 --> 02:30:08.239
If I freeze, I'm going to be like, hey, yeah,
2822
02:30:08.319 --> 02:30:12.860
power's out. Let me go to bed. Before I go
2823
02:30:12.879 --> 02:30:15.280
to bed, I need to win this game. I want
2824
02:30:15.299 --> 02:30:18.280
him to come back. I guess it's not fair if
2825
02:30:18.299 --> 02:30:21.440
he's not here. That's true.
2826
02:30:21.459 --> 02:30:23.840
You should get two points for guessing it spot on.
2827
02:30:25.459 --> 02:30:25.879
Exactly.
2828
02:30:25.940 --> 02:30:31.270
Game over. Let me see if he's back on. Let's
2829
02:30:31.309 --> 02:30:32.729
see if he comes back here.
2830
02:30:33.430 --> 02:30:34.670
Because now I want to gloat.
2831
02:30:39.870 --> 02:30:45.909
Don't come back. You lost. Okay.
2832
02:30:48.510 --> 02:30:52.600
I'm trying to find a good last one. Give him
2833
02:30:53.020 --> 02:30:54.299
ample time to try to come back.
2834
02:30:54.319 --> 02:30:55.000
Give him some time.
2835
02:30:58.190 --> 02:31:01.729
But Charlie are you promoting anything.
2836
02:31:01.270 --> 02:31:07.799
You know not really I mean I got a creative
2837
02:31:07.840 --> 02:31:09.739
arts Emmys over this weekend and I'm doing a live
2838
02:31:09.780 --> 02:31:16.639
broadcast on YouTube profiling the profiling the winners as they're
2839
02:31:16.680 --> 02:31:21.040
announced on Saturday and Sunday and yeah and the week
2840
02:31:21.079 --> 02:31:23.920
after that is the Emmys so you know it's gonna
2841
02:31:23.940 --> 02:31:27.250
be it's gonna be fun And then after that, Oscar
2842
02:31:27.270 --> 02:31:27.989
season starts.
2843
02:31:29.989 --> 02:31:33.489
And more black folks are not going to win. That's
2844
02:31:33.530 --> 02:31:38.170
pretty much how I see the Oscars. But let's see.
2845
02:31:38.229 --> 02:31:40.350
I mean, come on. You guys had Sinners last year.
2846
02:31:41.920 --> 02:31:47.659
We got you.
2847
02:31:48.219 --> 02:31:52.639
Well, actually, like I said earlier, I did mention the
2848
02:31:52.659 --> 02:31:55.239
fact I hope Coyote Acme gets nominated.
2849
02:31:56.559 --> 02:31:59.819
Outside of the... I've been told that they can't be
2850
02:31:59.899 --> 02:32:01.489
nominated for Best Animated.
2851
02:32:01.760 --> 02:32:05.690
Yeah, it's probably because it's not primarily animated. The animation
2852
02:32:05.729 --> 02:32:07.590
is more of a supporting thing in there.
2853
02:32:07.610 --> 02:32:08.309
Mm-hmm.
2854
02:32:09.590 --> 02:32:11.729
But I love movies like that. I love movies like
2855
02:32:11.750 --> 02:32:14.250
that because, you know, that kind of reminds me of
2856
02:32:14.290 --> 02:32:17.010
the Chippendale Lucky Rangers movie from a couple years ago
2857
02:32:17.049 --> 02:32:19.639
that was on Disney +. That was actually, like, really,
2858
02:32:19.700 --> 02:32:20.319
really fun.
2859
02:32:20.840 --> 02:32:23.120
Yeah, it was, yeah. Yeah, it definitely was.
2860
02:32:23.520 --> 02:32:26.520
Yes. He actually won the Emmy for Outstanding Television Movie
2861
02:32:26.549 --> 02:32:28.290
that year, so good on them for that.
2862
02:32:29.750 --> 02:32:30.530
Okay.
2863
02:32:31.409 --> 02:32:36.709
Chip, you missed out.
2864
02:32:36.850 --> 02:32:38.010
Chip's back on dial-up.
2865
02:32:38.170 --> 02:32:39.889
Yeah.
2866
02:32:41.030 --> 02:32:49.059
Yeah. We've got the craziest storm right now.
2867
02:32:49.860 --> 02:32:50.659
Yeah, it is kind of crazy.
2868
02:32:50.680 --> 02:32:51.979
Yeah, this is nuts.
2869
02:32:52.360 --> 02:32:52.559
Yeah.
2870
02:32:58.860 --> 02:33:02.479
In this moment, I will let everybody know, eat meat
2871
02:33:02.620 --> 02:33:06.540
and be happy. Recipes for more meat.
2872
02:33:09.590 --> 02:33:09.870
Diet.
2873
02:33:11.469 --> 02:33:13.809
Didn't you have that one? You used that one before?
2874
02:33:14.670 --> 02:33:15.709
Maybe. Sometimes.
2875
02:33:16.549 --> 02:33:17.129
I think so.
2876
02:33:17.309 --> 02:33:19.170
It's worth repeating.
2877
02:33:19.190 --> 02:33:20.090
I don't think so.
2878
02:33:20.129 --> 02:33:23.370
This one comes out in 2027.
2879
02:33:26.700 --> 02:33:27.440
So pre-order.
2880
02:33:27.920 --> 02:33:28.739
You can pre-order.
2881
02:33:31.840 --> 02:33:35.319
Along with peace is the only final solution for Jews.
2882
02:33:38.370 --> 02:33:40.629
I'm just reading them.
2883
02:33:41.729 --> 02:33:42.709
Oh, my God.
2884
02:33:44.590 --> 02:33:46.389
I'm just reading them off, man.
2885
02:33:46.409 --> 02:33:50.459
I just read them.
2886
02:33:50.520 --> 02:33:50.879
Oh, man.
2887
02:33:55.129 --> 02:34:02.190
Now, did something crazier happen? Did Brian lose power? And
2888
02:34:02.270 --> 02:34:08.059
we're just looking at this one screen that says, Baldassar,
2889
02:34:08.239 --> 02:34:09.239
I choose you.
2890
02:34:09.819 --> 02:34:11.159
I think it's just me and you left.
2891
02:34:12.420 --> 02:34:16.059
All right.
2892
02:34:16.239 --> 02:34:17.620
You've come to this part of the show.
2893
02:34:19.000 --> 02:34:22.549
So do we just blank for like five minutes and
2894
02:34:22.569 --> 02:34:27.229
just let the show play out? And now we bring
2895
02:34:27.270 --> 02:34:30.610
you our Peabody Award-winning segment, Dead Air.
2896
02:34:31.030 --> 02:34:35.979
Dead Air. Everybody's here for that. All right. I've got
2897
02:34:36.000 --> 02:34:39.819
to go to what I know. The Last Wind Walker,
2898
02:34:40.299 --> 02:34:40.719
a novel.
2899
02:34:41.520 --> 02:34:43.799
Well, Tez, I think we should congratulate you on winning
2900
02:34:43.819 --> 02:34:44.579
this game now.
2901
02:34:44.620 --> 02:34:46.420
I did win this game.
2902
02:34:50.889 --> 02:34:54.629
Oh, God. This is insane.
2903
02:34:55.670 --> 02:34:57.409
Yeah, no, it's just us.
2904
02:34:57.469 --> 02:34:58.950
It's just us. It's just us at the.
2905
02:35:01.610 --> 02:35:01.719
End.
2906
02:35:01.739 --> 02:35:03.659
This show is so bad.
2907
02:35:05.159 --> 02:35:05.959
It's so good.
2908
02:35:06.139 --> 02:35:08.860
Guess what? Chip's been fired. I'm his new replacement.
2909
02:35:09.079 --> 02:35:10.760
Oh, look, he says he's here in the chat.
2910
02:35:11.239 --> 02:35:12.799
No, he's not. No, he's not.
2911
02:35:12.860 --> 02:35:14.000
Actually, look at that.
2912
02:35:14.079 --> 02:35:16.639
Nope, he's not on screen, so he doesn't get the credit.
2913
02:35:16.659 --> 02:35:21.250
This is now Charles Chat. Or Chuck Chat. Chuck Chat.
2914
02:35:21.680 --> 02:35:26.620
There we go. Chuck Chat. Yeah. Oh, my God.
2915
02:35:26.639 --> 02:35:29.940
Chuck Chat with Tez. I want to put your name
2916
02:35:29.979 --> 02:35:30.860
in the actual thing.
2917
02:35:30.959 --> 02:35:31.579
Oh, thank you.
2918
02:35:31.600 --> 02:35:34.909
Look at that. Get you on the marquee. I appreciate you.
2919
02:35:34.930 --> 02:35:36.629
He's going off in the chat right now.
2920
02:35:36.709 --> 02:35:40.110
Of course he is. He's losing his shit right now.
2921
02:35:42.110 --> 02:35:42.450
Well.
2922
02:35:42.469 --> 02:35:45.600
Which is partly why we're doing this, because we know
2923
02:35:45.659 --> 02:35:46.719
it's pushing his buttons.
2924
02:35:47.559 --> 02:35:48.200
You know what?
2925
02:35:48.819 --> 02:35:50.639
Let's go another hour. Psych.
2926
02:35:55.360 --> 02:35:56.219
This is.
2927
02:35:57.120 --> 02:35:58.440
Look, who would have thought?
2928
02:35:58.600 --> 02:35:59.329
We don't have the.
2929
02:35:59.280 --> 02:35:59.909
Power, Mike.
2930
02:35:59.920 --> 02:36:00.750
We can't do anything.
2931
02:36:03.049 --> 02:36:03.870
There we go.
2932
02:36:03.889 --> 02:36:06.409
I'm back.
2933
02:36:06.709 --> 02:36:07.790
We've come to the end of the show.
2934
02:36:07.829 --> 02:36:08.709
Thanks, Charlie.
2935
02:36:11.860 --> 02:36:16.520
Did you win while I was fighting?
2936
02:36:16.760 --> 02:36:18.600
He guessed the title perfectly.
2937
02:36:18.700 --> 02:36:22.319
Yeah, I got the Pokemon one. Balasari, I choose you.
2938
02:36:22.399 --> 02:36:25.909
I got that one. And that should just be the end. No,
2939
02:36:25.920 --> 02:36:28.290
that's the win. I can't compete with that.
2940
02:36:28.750 --> 02:36:29.510
Yeah.
2941
02:36:30.489 --> 02:36:33.530
If I'm back in, it means Brian's somewhere because he
2942
02:36:33.569 --> 02:36:34.610
has control of that.
2943
02:36:36.350 --> 02:36:38.709
I'm just looking for crazy-ass titles. You missed a good one.
2944
02:36:40.090 --> 02:36:41.389
I heard the one about the meat.
2945
02:36:42.190 --> 02:36:44.510
Oh, I'm glad you didn't hear the other one after that.
2946
02:36:47.170 --> 02:36:48.040
No, what was it?
2947
02:36:48.909 --> 02:36:49.270
Oh, God.
2948
02:36:49.290 --> 02:36:49.670
Go on.
2949
02:36:49.790 --> 02:36:51.489
Go on. All right. All right.
2950
02:36:52.280 --> 02:36:53.899
Okay, I'm going to read it.
2951
02:36:53.899 --> 02:36:54.860
I'm going to read it.
2952
02:36:54.920 --> 02:36:55.440
As I read it.
2953
02:36:55.440 --> 02:36:56.979
It's the actual title.
2954
02:36:57.200 --> 02:37:01.399
It's the actual title. I'm just reading everybody, okay? Peace
2955
02:37:02.520 --> 02:37:04.389
is the only final solution for Jews.
2956
02:37:04.969 --> 02:37:11.950
The fuck? Final solution?
2957
02:37:14.290 --> 02:37:18.610
And I thought my comment about trains in Germany was
2958
02:37:18.870 --> 02:37:19.770
on the edge.
2959
02:37:20.020 --> 02:37:21.879
Who the fuck wrote that?
2960
02:37:22.639 --> 02:37:23.420
David Duke.
2961
02:37:24.079 --> 02:37:24.659
Yeah, right.
2962
02:37:24.680 --> 02:37:26.649
Or Mel Gibson.
2963
02:37:26.729 --> 02:37:27.649
Or Mel Gibson.
2964
02:37:28.250 --> 02:37:30.680
Is a really good, it's a really good.
2965
02:37:31.719 --> 02:37:33.760
Or other poems by Maya Angelou.
2966
02:37:34.579 --> 02:37:35.500
Right.
2967
02:37:37.600 --> 02:37:47.229
Founding fathers and one Jewish mother, Alan Dershowitz. Fuck him. Well,
2968
02:37:47.250 --> 02:37:48.809
I think that's the founding fathers in the.
2969
02:37:48.930 --> 02:37:49.989
Never mind. I know.
2970
02:37:51.569 --> 02:37:53.229
I met him once at a bar mitzvah.
2971
02:37:54.409 --> 02:37:55.569
Okay.
2972
02:37:55.610 --> 02:37:57.969
That may be the most Jewish sentence I've heard.
2973
02:37:58.049 --> 02:37:58.989
Yeah, that's pretty Jewish.
2974
02:37:59.010 --> 02:38:00.370
Just saying. I.
2975
02:38:01.690 --> 02:38:03.739
At that time, I only thought he was a scumbag
2976
02:38:03.770 --> 02:38:06.799
for getting, you know, for defending O.J.
2977
02:38:06.959 --> 02:38:07.719
Yeah, for helping O.J.
2978
02:38:07.760 --> 02:38:09.360
Get off. Now it turns out he's a scumbag for
2979
02:38:09.639 --> 02:38:17.120
all of the other reasons. So... Dershkin can... jump off
2980
02:38:17.180 --> 02:38:23.620
a building like he's the worst alright Brian must be
2981
02:38:23.639 --> 02:38:25.840
back now we've come to the end of the show
2982
02:38:26.219 --> 02:38:31.600
yeah literally Tez won I guess look it always plays
2983
02:38:31.700 --> 02:38:36.969
out it always happens alright well we want to say
2984
02:38:37.000 --> 02:38:38.969
thank you to Charlie for playing the clip game with
2985
02:38:39.079 --> 02:38:42.989
us and making it so entertaining and thank you to
2986
02:38:43.030 --> 02:38:47.239
Brian this is Chuck Chat now okay Chuck Chan, I
2987
02:38:47.280 --> 02:38:48.280
saw that part too.
2988
02:38:48.299 --> 02:38:51.540
Looking like he's back to the goddamn show. He doesn't
2989
02:38:51.579 --> 02:38:52.399
like that.
2990
02:38:52.819 --> 02:38:55.000
I am staging a coup on this broadcast.
2991
02:38:55.020 --> 02:38:57.090
Yeah, he's been talking about a fucking coup all fucking year.
2992
02:38:57.110 --> 02:38:59.520
You're going to write the show. You can have it.
2993
02:39:00.510 --> 02:39:02.110
Just know that you're not getting any help.
2994
02:39:03.370 --> 02:39:05.989
Mike Pence says I have it now constitutionally.
2995
02:39:06.010 --> 02:39:09.940
He's not getting any help. Even with that now, his
2996
02:39:10.020 --> 02:39:12.219
first action was to put my name on the show.
2997
02:39:14.020 --> 02:39:17.159
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You could have had
2998
02:39:17.180 --> 02:39:18.180
your name on this show.
2999
02:39:18.559 --> 02:39:21.000
Benevolent leader, my ass.
3000
02:39:22.920 --> 02:39:24.250
Do less, get more.
3001
02:39:24.270 --> 02:39:27.450
All right.
3002
02:39:27.770 --> 02:39:28.709
See you later, Charlie.
3003
02:39:28.770 --> 02:39:30.430
Get out of here.
3004
02:39:31.530 --> 02:39:33.709
Thanks to Brian for making all these clips and for
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02:39:33.750 --> 02:39:35.930
watching the show at least twice, which is twice more
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02:39:35.969 --> 02:39:36.469
than Tez.
3007
02:39:37.629 --> 02:39:40.010
And thanks to... I'm not watching it now.
3008
02:39:40.590 --> 02:39:42.930
Yeah, you're watching it now in the clips. Thanks to
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02:39:42.989 --> 02:39:45.129
NLTN for keeping us on for another week better than
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02:39:45.170 --> 02:39:50.219
our internet. Thanks to our home on the interwebs, coplaymedia.com.
3011
02:39:50.719 --> 02:39:53.280
And thanks, as always, to our family here at Beltway
3012
02:39:53.340 --> 02:39:56.479
Radio for making us sound as smooth as.
3013
02:39:58.079 --> 02:39:59.979
A Venezuela oil heist.
3014
02:40:01.760 --> 02:40:03.100
All right, that's the next one.
3015
02:40:03.200 --> 02:40:04.780
They got to fire those writers.
3016
02:40:05.180 --> 02:40:07.120
Smooth as bala.
3017
02:40:07.360 --> 02:40:11.389
What's the name? What was the name again? Baldessari. Smooth
3018
02:40:11.430 --> 02:40:12.299
as Baldessari, yo.
3019
02:40:15.709 --> 02:40:17.790
All right, Charlie, where can everybody get you on the
3020
02:40:17.829 --> 02:40:19.809
socials and follow your writings and stuff?
3021
02:40:20.569 --> 02:40:25.280
You can find me on Twitter at Charles Bright, and
3022
02:40:25.319 --> 02:40:29.340
you can follow some of my writings at awardsheaven.substack.com.
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02:40:30.760 --> 02:40:31.219
There you go.
3024
02:40:31.280 --> 02:40:32.979
All right, Tez, where can they find you?
3025
02:40:33.780 --> 02:40:37.139
You can find me on Blue Sky at DC Cortez.
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02:40:38.920 --> 02:40:39.219
All right.
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02:40:39.239 --> 02:40:41.420
You can find me and the show on the Twitter
3028
02:40:41.540 --> 02:40:44.440
at ChipChatRR. You can find us on Facebook or Instagram
3029
02:40:44.659 --> 02:40:47.829
at Rip chip chat all one word and you can
3030
02:40:47.870 --> 02:40:51.489
of course find us every thursday night at 9 30
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02:40:51.489 --> 02:40:55.229
when the internet works uh here on on boatway radio
3032
02:40:55.670 --> 02:40:57.879
next week we've got a guest who is going to
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02:40:57.920 --> 02:40:59.899
do a lot of yelling so that should be pretty
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02:40:59.959 --> 02:41:02.100
interesting and i don't have to do as much so
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02:41:02.139 --> 02:41:02.659
that should.
3036
02:41:02.520 --> 02:41:05.559
Be fun we're not off no no.
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02:41:07.840 --> 02:41:11.760
We're not fairfax county we actually show up two weeks
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02:41:11.840 --> 02:41:15.610
in a row And, yeah, tomorrow my kids are off
3039
02:41:15.690 --> 02:41:17.389
for Labor Day, which is on Monday.
3040
02:41:17.510 --> 02:41:18.649
Somebody's off. Fine.
3041
02:41:18.670 --> 02:41:21.170
There we go. I don't know how this works anymore.
3042
02:41:21.250 --> 02:41:21.930
That's crazy.
3043
02:41:22.090 --> 02:41:23.629
Just making up fake holidays.
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02:41:23.649 --> 02:41:24.290
All right.
3045
02:41:24.510 --> 02:41:24.969
I'm Chip.
3046
02:41:24.989 --> 02:41:25.530
That's Tez.
3047
02:41:25.569 --> 02:41:28.270
That's Charlie. Brian made all the clips because he's the best,
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02:41:28.389 --> 02:41:30.770
and we love him for that, and thank you. And
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02:41:30.790 --> 02:41:33.270
this has been Chip Chat on Beltway Radio and beyond.
3050
02:41:34.530 --> 02:41:35.329
Killing Charlie.
3051
02:41:36.270 --> 02:41:39.989
Combat stories from Vietnam War veterans all through an M-16.
3052
02:41:42.739 --> 02:41:56.639
That is so appropriate. Another chapter in history, another verse.
3053
02:41:56.690 --> 02:41:58.479
Trump promises political violence.
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02:41:58.520 --> 02:41:59.280
But no hearse.
3055
02:41:59.399 --> 02:42:01.899
NTG and Shapiro try to rap, but don't rehearse.
3056
02:42:01.959 --> 02:42:04.909
These right wing nuts can't get any better, just worse.
3057
02:42:04.969 --> 02:42:06.670
Tez and Chip out here trying to.
3058
02:42:06.629 --> 02:42:08.969
Save the republic like Tez on the golf course.
3059
02:42:09.209 --> 02:42:10.489
It ain't private, just public.
3060
02:42:10.510 --> 02:42:12.569
When we have a drink in a bar, it's not beer,
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02:42:12.610 --> 02:42:13.250
it's the public.
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02:42:13.690 --> 02:42:14.159
Thank you.