The Average Joe Beatdown: Who's the Toughest Mediocre Guy?

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Well done.
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I don't even know if we're one-taking these or if it's just like, oh, he nailed the first take.
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Or it's just like, no, we're just not going to bother trying it again, Just go with it.
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It's fine.
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It's fine, it's the charm.
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People get what they're getting.
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I got what you were putting down, yeah.
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I still think the Law.
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Order one was like the best.
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Hi Tom.
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Today we're discussing the Average Joe Beatdown.
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It's like the speed version.
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I didn't want to do all that one word thing.
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EntertainThis underscore attention to yeah, we'll hit that again at the end we'll touch on that later all right average joe.
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Beat down mitch.
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Explain how this is going to work well, we did an action turn, our action hero tournament before, where we all picked 10 different action heroes from movies and they, basically we pit them against each other.
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I remember which one we did, that lasted like eight rounds and just wasn't beaten.
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I don't remember who it was.
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Basically, we'll each pick.
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We each have our ten people, which are considered average Joes.
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Yeah, Tom made these rules and he slipped in like the Predator and stuff like that I was like what are you talking about?
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Tom made the rule of nobody with a military background, and his first person was Walker Texas Ranger.
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I was like what the heck and Rip Whe?
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Nobody with a military background and his first person was walker, texas ranger and rip wheeler.
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It's because you were scared because when you rip wheeler would have won to add in more specificities into this specificity.
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Yeah, uh they.
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They got to be like a dude that's not actively looking to like get into violence yeah, like al bundy, none of us picked him but and they're not in a supernatural setting of any sort, yeah right like dean Winchester, that Tom tried to pick Right.
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So Okay, all right.
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So like we're aching more to like sitcom dads, but we have the occasional cop that like slips through the cracks here.
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So one of mine might be a little ridiculous, but man.
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All right, I feel outgunned in this, just saying Out of the list that we picked, yeah well we'll see how it goes, Tom's like don't be bothered by who's going to beat who.
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All right, so does anybody want to volunteer to have their people go first?
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Yeah, I'll throw one out there.
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All right, let's do, fonzie.
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All right, I'll throw out uh mine my number 10, sam malone from cheers.
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Let's see former pro pitcher.
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So god, if there's any baseballs around, oh no, well, watch out I mean the fonzie's pretty he might peg him in the head at 90 miles an hour.
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Fonzie's pretty lucky and give him brain brain damage.
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All right, let's see You're going to be fighting in the Batcave.
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Okay, and let me find the thing here.
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Phone doesn't want to work right, and?
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The show's predicated on your phone working well.
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Mitch, you both have a hammer.
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Okay, all right.
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Well, I'll start my argument first.
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On your phone working.
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Well, mitch, you both have a hammer.
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Okay, all right.
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Well, I'll start my argument first.
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I feel like the Fonz could just slap a random bat computer machine device and then good things will happen.
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Nah, he bumps it with his fessy zoop.
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Yeah, that's what I do.
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He does it to jukeboxes an elbow.
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And then a Gatling gun will pop out and just kill a Cheers guy, ted Danson, ted Danson, yeah.
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Huh, is that your argument?
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Yeah, and in the worst-case scenario, just throw a hammer.
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Why would you throw the hammer and not hit it?
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Because he's got to keep his distance.
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I don't know.
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I recall one fight that the Fonz was in in Happy Days and it was just like goofy.
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Yeah, he gets beat up by Tom Hanks.
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That's right.
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Yeah, oof, he jumped a shark.
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Yeah, that's, true, he did jump a shark On a surfboard.
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He did jump a shark In a leather jacket.
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He was so lucky that he started a movie trend, didn't even get wet, that's right.
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So I feel pretty good about Fonzie.
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Well, Sam Malone, I believe, was a former pro pitcher, which implies some sort of athleticism and training that he would have had In his day In his day.
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He's still in his 30s, he's not, you know.
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I'm just saying Fonzie's like barely out of high school.
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Yeah, but he looks like he's 42 and he's hanging out with high school kids.
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He's got the demeanor.
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Oh, you know what?
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Sit on it, Potsy.
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You don't say that to Fonz.
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They did say it to him To.
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Fonz.
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Yeah, Mrs Cunningham said it to him.
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Oh, okay, sit and spin.
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He's somebody who has.
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Obviously he has a considerable height and distance advantage over Henry Winkler.
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We're not talking about Henry Winkler.
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Over the Fonz.
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The Fonz is a short fella, he's a little fella and Sam Malone is probably like 6'4" and in decent shape, I think.
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The Fonz, I mean he has to run a bar, he's got to throw drunks out.
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I think the Fonz has got enough luck and charisma and he'll be able to beat up Ted Danson without having to comb his hair.
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Sam Malone has great hair as well.
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What do you think, Mitch?
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Well, judging by what the AI said, it says this one's a close call, but Fonzie has a slight edge.
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What.
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Between adaptability, mental game and fighting style, the outcome Fonzie wins six out of ten times.
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Woo Almost a 50-50 split, it says, likely by outmaneuvering Sam and using the Batcave's environment to set up a decisive strike or trap.
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That's what I said.
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Sam takes four out of ten if he lands an early powerful blow before Fonzie can adapt.
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Thank you, AI overlord.
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The final scene, fonzie leans against the Batmobile, hammer twirling, and says hey, sammy, better luck next time.
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Wow.
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It's like a fighting game.
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Ai is stupid, says.
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Sam nursing a bruise mutters.
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Yeah, well, I'll get you at Cheers.
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Oh, he can't say that.
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They're like dead.
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Is that too violent for the A?
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Probably.
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Somewhere matches Malone watches from the shadows unimpressed.
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Yeah, all right, cool, I've won, so you continue I crossed out Sam.
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You don't cross him out.
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I crossed out Sam Malone on my bracket, which means the Fonz advances to whoever Mitch's number 10 is.
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I got to type this in here, so you got to give me a second.
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Who is your number 10?
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Well, my first one that I'm using is Cody, from Step by Step Cody from Step by Step.
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Let's see, we will be in a WWE arena.
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All right, is Cody fighting Fonz, or is Cody fighting?
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Fonzie Okay, because you're got one.
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All right, so Fonz versus Cody, and we both have a knife.
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Okay, well, I feel like the Fonz being like a greaser kind of guy, he's pretty familiar with knives.
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He's able to beat up a guy who's twice his size.
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Obviously, so far, cody is just some dork that can't even spell his name correctly.
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Yeah, he won one bar fight with four biker guys, but those guys took turns Well he's only got to fight one-on-one though.
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Yeah, it's the got to fight one-on-one though.
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Yeah yeah, it's the biker code of honor.
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But I feel like Fonz is a lot more intelligent.
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He's able to, you know, figure out the bat.
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Where are we?
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Again the WWE?
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arena.
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Oh dude.
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So we're basically in a ring.
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Well, I bet you Cody doesn't know much about like wrestling culture.
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He probably does.
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He knows kickboxing, that's true.
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But maybe he doesn't know that you can use like chairs and stuff like that.
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Fonz is in the game, he's in the bar fight.
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Anything goes in a bar fight.
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Yeah, he just grabs them and swing it.
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I don't know.
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I do feel like knives, though Fonz has the edge Pun included, intended Well, I mean.
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I just feel like you know, with Cody being a martial artist he's got a little bit of advantage because Fonzie's kind of a broad Martial arts is one thing.
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all right, We've all seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, right?
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It's got to be, yeah, that street ability right.
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Yeah, because we all believe Bruce Lee was just thrown against a car.
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My hands are registered weapons.
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If I kill you, I'll go to jail.
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Anybody who kills anybody in a fight goes to jail.
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It's called manslaughter.
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I mean, cody was pretty athletic too.
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I mean he did not just punches and kicks, but jumping, spinning, kicks and all that stuff.
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Yeah, well.
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I think his physicality and his athleticism, I don't know.
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Out-move her Fonzie by a good bit.
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I don't know.
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I feel like the Fonz has got it.
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What do you think, tom, it's?
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a toughie.
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I don't know much about this Cody from Step by Step.
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unfortunately, he's a real idiot.
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Imagine Joey Tribbiani with less IQ.
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Oh my God.
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Against the Fonz.
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I think he was in the movie the Kickboxer 2, because in that character, because the actual actor knows all the kickboxing stuff- I'd probably put my money on the Fonz.
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Alright, well, the outcome.
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Cody pins Fonzie after Whoa, whoa it's not giving me the out of 10 thing.
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It says the outcome Cody pins Fonzie after a brutal crowd-pleasing brawl, winning via a three count, with a knife held dramatically, but not fatally, to Fonzie's throat.
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Oh, thank you, AI the crowd erupts as Cody raises his arms, shouting totally righteous dude, Fonzie, ever cool, rolls out of the ring, adjusts his jacket, gives a begrudging IA nod of respect before limping to the locker room.
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Alright, and there goes the Fonz.
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Yeah.
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Or Fonz.
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Cody wins.
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Wwe arena favors Cody's wrestling-like physicality over Fonzie's street style.
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Knives make it dangerous, but Cody's size and durability let him absorb more damage while his reckless offense overwhelms Fonzie's finesse.
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Nobody got stabbed.
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Fonzie's best shot is outsparting Cody with traps or precise cuts, but Cody's raw power and heart tip the scales, especially in a wrestling-style pin finish.
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Nobody got stabbed.
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Look, I told you, AI does not like violence.
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Well, just give him pillows or something I don't know.
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Pillow fight All right, what do you got Tom?
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Huh, huh.
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Kickboxing guy huh, yeah, hmm, hmm.
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Hmm, hmm, hmm, just pick a name.
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I don't know if I want to use my best people.
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Do that guy, hal from Malcolm in the Middle.
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Yep, all right, yeah, we'll go with Hal, with Malcolm in the Middle, since Aiden decided that one I needed to use.
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All right, let's see.
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Give me a little bit of why you think Hal would win.
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I mean, he obviously knows you can't, you know, nobody can beat Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat 2.
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So he clearly knows the fight game literally.
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The fighting game.
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He does knows the fight game, literally the fighting game.
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What's the environment that they're fighting at?
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In a rancor pit with no rancor.
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So you could have just said a pit.
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It's got the bones and stuff scattered around.
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Oh bones, I mean Hal is almost a sort of genius.
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And they have him force.
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They have him force, but they can't shoot it because it's too violent.
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We'll see.
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They just have to beat each other to death with M-Force.
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I mean Hal's almost a sort of kind of genius, because everything he gets embroiled in he excels in almost immediately.
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Like where he finds all the muscle dudes working out and he talks to them and then they don't know what to do when he's leaving.
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And muscle dudes like working out and he talks to him and then they're like they don't know what to do when he's leaving and he's like I can come back, doesn't?
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doesn't frankie muniz like have to save him from getting beaten up at school all the time?
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how's the older brother right?
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no, how's the father?
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oh the father, oh the father.
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Yeah, brian cranston.
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Oh okay, he's like, you know, quit drinking all that damn orange juice.
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It doesn't grow on trees.
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They're like, yeah, it does.
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He's like why, quit drinking all that damn orange juice?
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It doesn't grow on trees.
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They're like, yeah, it does.
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He's like, why is it so damn expensive?
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That How's not a man to be trifled with.
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I mean great that they have M4s.
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I don't know that they have to get close to fight, but I do think Cody's more versatile with weapons.
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What weapons training?
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does he have?
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He knows how to use martial arts weapons.
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Yeah, m4s are renowned in karate.
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Plenty of gun training.
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It's gun-fu.
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Yeah, I know, gun-fu it's like okay, keanu.
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Well, according to AI, hal emerges as the survivor, limping and sobbing after Cody's gung-ho assault wounds the rancor See.
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This is why AI is not always good.
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There's not supposed to be a rancor in the shit.
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Well, just say a pit, Just say like a hole in the ground.
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All I heard though, is Hal won.
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Yeah, that's all he's going to focus on.
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I guess the rancor ate the other guy.
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And I can see like Brian Cranston too.
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He'd go.
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Oh, it would be because Walter White's in here somewhere, right.
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Does somebody have Walter White?
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No, I don't have Walter.
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White.
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Somebody should have picked Walter White so like how could have Fuck Walter?
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White, I'll put it in a pit.
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We'll see what it comes up with.
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I would see Hal as like that meme or that video with Jean-Claude.
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When he's got the gun, he's like I'll cover you Guns, go at every one of you Seem in his underwear.
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All right, let's see.
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This is why he takes.
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What was the mom's name on Malcolm in the middle?
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I don't know.
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I can't remember what her name was.
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It's loading slowly.
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It gives me a bunch of stuff.
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I just go down to who wins.
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Hal Wilkerson wins six out of ten times, but it's a fluke-filled upset.
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Damn right it is.
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Let's see Hal wins because let's see, well, it just skipped a bunch of stuff.
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Let me find that again it just says Hal wins, Hal wins the Pitt's close quarters amplify Hal's chaotic survival instincts.
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Cody's aggressive spray pray style burns ammo and leaves him open, while how scurrying and lucky shots, or improvised moves.
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Let him outlast cody, yeah, okay.
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Well, so there were my, my fighter.
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It's the guy that randomly gets a shot in All right, oh, all right, we're going to do Hal versus Marshall from how I Met your Mother.
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All right, all right.
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Marshall can slap Renowned, slaps, hurt around the world.
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Yeah.
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Slaps that sent the fear into the ladies' man, barney himself.
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Barney Stinson Changed him, made him a changed man, yeah.
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What was Marshall's?
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last name?
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Do we know Marshall, just Marshall, from how I Met your Mother?
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That takes a lot of typing.
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Hang on, hang on, I'm working on it, y'all just keep talking about it.
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Y'all worry about it.
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I'll type it in Erickson E-R-I-K-S-E-N so what do you think?
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You think Hal's got a chance, marshall's like 6'5, what was it?
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his chaotic survival skills just screaming.
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I feel like Marshall's pretty chaotic.
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I don't think he's how chaotic.
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The episode with his smoked pot Marshall's just all over the world and he's quite a tactician.
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He can build board games that could put anybody to sleep.
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He can build board games Well hopefully this doesn't happen on a Monopoly board.
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Where is this happening?
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On the plane from Con Air With a lead pipe.
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I feel like Marshall's got it yeah.
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I feel like Hal accidentally kills Marshall or Marshall accidentally kills himself.
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Maybe they accidentally pull the door open and just get sucked out.
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It's a draw.
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Turn around the corner, put the bunny down.
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Yeah, ted just goes ah, and like hits, the door latch and just opens it and goes, just gets sucked out, sucked out the back.
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The bunny down.
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Yeah, ted just goes and like hits the door latch and just opens up and goes and just gets sucked out, sucked out the back While Hal's like holding on to like a seatbelt going he's going to win by sheer luck of the whole tournament, malcolm.
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It's slow.
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It's loading.
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I skip all the round one, round two and just try to go straight to who wins, but it's taking a moment.
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Okay, well, I feel like, even though it's kind of close, Okay, there we go.
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You're like, ah, just go ahead.
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Marshall Erickson wins eight out of ten times.
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Yeah, eight out of ten.
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Yeah, let's see, got your butt kicked.
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The Conair plane's tight, chaotic space favors Marshall's physical dominance.
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Yeah, his strength and reach with the lead pipe overwhelm Howell's frantic defense and his bar fight instincts.
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Let him adapt to the brawl's flow.
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Howell's unpredictability keeps him in it briefly, but his lack of stamina and fighting skill can't match Marshall's raw power.
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But he beats the train fighter.
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So the outcome?
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Marshall stands over a dazed Hal lead pipe in hand.
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As the plane's engines scream, he drops the pipe muttering.
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Sorry man, I owe you a slap bet for this Hal groaning mumbles.
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Lewis is going to ground me forever.
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This is the life stage.
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Alright, who you got Thad Castle?
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Oh man All right.
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Where are we fighting?
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Gigantic dope cocaine-fueled moron.
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They're both about the same height.
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However, Thad is a little bit more muscular, just a little bit.
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But Marshall is much more intelligent than Thad Castle.
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I'll give you that.
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Yeah, so I.
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There are dogs that are smarter than Thad Castle.
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I'll give you that.
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Yeah, so I.
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There are dogs that are smarter than Thad Castle we're fighting in the.
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Batcave.
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Oh okay, so technology is a go here.
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Does Thad scream get out of my house?
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I feel like Get out.
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I feel like Marshall is a Batman fan and he would understand the you know Intricacies of the weaponry afoot.
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Yeah, and we're fighting with hammers again.
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The hammer fight, so he'll throw hammers like batarangs.
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You know, I feel pretty good about this one.
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What's your argument?
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I mean Thad Castle could clearly run circles around Marshall yeah if he can not have to deal with the chaos of the environment?
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And he is an all-American athlete.
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I'm just saying.
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Okay, marshall's a big dude who can slap really hard.
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Let's see Thad's also very inventive on the ways that he can do things.
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He's smart when it's Okay, never mind, he's not smart, he's not smart.
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He's not smart, he's captain of the football team.
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Yeah, he might accidentally kill himself in that environment.
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Yes, what does it say?
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Marshall Erickson wins seven out of ten times.
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Marshall wins because the Batcave's complex terrain favors Marshall's strategic thinking and endurance over Thad's all-out assault.
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I'm good.
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Marshall's size and power match Thad's, but his ability to adapt using the cave's gadgets or cover gives him an edge.
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Thad's reckless style burns him out and his ego makes him underestimate Marshall's toughness.
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Marshall's heart and smarts seal the deal, though.
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Thad wins 3 out of 10.
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Let's see the outcome.
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Marshall stands over a groaning Thad hammer raised at the Batcave system's hum, he drops the weapon, muttering.
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That's for Minnesota.
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What Thad?
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Well, because he's a Vikings fan.
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Oh okay, Thad, clutching his knee, growls you're still a benchwarmer, but can't get up the fight's over.
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Cave's a mess.
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Batman's going to need a new computer.
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All right, my guys are going down.
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Marshall moves on to the next round?
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All right, I'm only down.
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One guy.
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I still got Marshall.
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Yeah, what do you got?
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Tom Frazier?
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Oh, okay, I think in every scenario I got this Just throw your cannon fodder at Marshall.
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So Frazier's a tall guy, I'll give you that.
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Kelsey Grammer is a large man.
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He's a large man, but Frazier is also a very smart person.
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He is very smart.
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He's very much an intellectual and tactician-ish.
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I guess it depends on where we're fighting, machiavellian-esque.
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In the bar from Cheers oh home turf.
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Yeah, he knows that terrain, he knows the intricacies of that bar.
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And you're fighting with katanas.
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I feel like if anybody's handled a katana before it would have been Marshall or Frazier in his visits to Japan.
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They do fight with the swords in the apartment Marshall and Ted.
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He has sword playability.
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Everyone knows Frazier's a world-class fencer.
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Doctor's gonna throw stuff out as if it sticks.
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Fencing has nothing to do with it.
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I'm telling Hayden about a character from his favorite show.
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Educate me more that I've never watched.
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Please mansplain me some more about, please, tom explain this to me, but I think that Marshall, being younger, stronger and has experience with technology.
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Is this, cheers Frazier?
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or Frazier Frazier, you decide.
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Well, frazier's a spinoff from Cheers.
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Yeah, same character.
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He's still been to the bar.
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He knows the exact layout, yeah, and knows where the gun's hidden behind the bar.
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Okay, there's not a gun behind the bar, all right.
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It's called the win, Justin.
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It's foolish of you, Ted, to bring a katana to a gunfight.
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What does the AI overlord say?
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Well, nine out of ten times marshall erickson, I just figured I'd just sacrifice frazier I'm just curious to know how the one time worked out oh, let's see frazier's might.
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Art.
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Frazier might win one out of ten times with a fluke slash or clever strap.
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Or trevor clever trap, uh, says the cheers bars tight quarters amplify marshall's Slash or Clever Trap, it says the Cheers bar's tight quarters amplify Marshall's physical dominance.
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His strength and reach with the katana overwhelm Frazier's theatrical flailing and his endurance outlasts Frazier's winded theatrics.
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Let's see.
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The outcome is Marshall stands over a defeated Frazier, katana lowered.
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As the Cheers crowd roars, he offers a hand saying no hard feelings, doc.
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Frazier, sprawled on the bar floor, groans my ego is bruised more than my body.
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Sam sweeps up glass muttering.
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This is why we don't have sorry, this is why we don't do sword fights.
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Man, my boy Marshall, he's crushing it.
00:23:22.306 --> 00:23:25.652
We're going to have to pick up some heavy hitters to take him out.
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All right, all right, I got you, I got you.
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Oh, what do you got?
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You got nothing.
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I'm taking Julius Rock.
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Okay.
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The dad from Everybody Hates Chris.
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Terry Crews.
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Pretty much, he's throwing a Terry Crews at you.
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We got to get Marshall off the board.
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Let's see Julius Raka.
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Where are we going to be fighting?
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We are fighting.
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What is his job?
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I don't know.
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It's like a mechanic or something, isn't it?
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I think so.
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He has like 40 jobs.
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Let's see, everybody hates Chris.
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Is that what it's from?
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Yeah, Well, this doesn't help me, but we're fighting in Santa's workshop, okay.
00:24:07.867 --> 00:24:09.711
With revolvers, what?
00:24:09.711 --> 00:24:16.391
Okay, I think the one who would know more about random toys would be Marshall.
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Yes.
00:24:17.633 --> 00:24:32.993
Okay, you know, maybe I don't know how the guns would come into play for both of them, but I feel like he would adapt faster in Santa's workshop.
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I feel like he'd be more shocked.
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He was at Santa's workshop and want to talk to.
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Santa.
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He'd be distracted.
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He could use that to his advantage and be like why didn't I get this when I was 10?
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He could use that to his advantage, because he's such a child at heart Like he could use all of the elves and stuff.
00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:56.929
I do see him setting up traps and stuff and be like ha ha, ha, ha ha, exactly, but Julius Rock can just power through it.
00:24:56.929 --> 00:24:58.324
Yeah, if he can catch him?
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I don't know.
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What does our AI overlord say?
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Our AI overlord Crap.
00:25:06.998 --> 00:25:11.367
Yes, marshall Erickson wins 7 out of 10 times.
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Woo, let's see, marshall wins.
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Santa's Workshop's chaotic close-quarter setup favors Marshall's physical dominance and endurance.
00:25:21.157 --> 00:25:27.126
Physical dominance, what His strength and bold charges overwhelm Julius's cautious strategy, especially as ammo dwindles.
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Let me make sure this is the right Julius rock that they took.
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Let's see here.
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Is there another Julius rock out there?
00:25:35.901 --> 00:25:36.981
Yeah, that's what I'm checking.
00:25:36.981 --> 00:25:38.843
Nope, that's the same guy.
00:25:38.843 --> 00:25:41.144
Okay, just checking Marshall's a strong dude.
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He's a big guy, big guy, huge.
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I don't think guy Huge, huge.
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I don't think he's the physical dominance there's a part here.
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As ammo dwindles, the fight gets scrappy.
00:25:53.832 --> 00:25:59.516
Julius is smart to precision, keeping him competitive, landing key shots, but Marshall's durability and heart tips the scales.
00:26:00.076 --> 00:26:00.355
Heart.
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I'm aching that to Santa's workshop.
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Marshall stands over a disarmed Julius revolver empty.
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As the workshop sprinklers douse tinsel fires, he offers a hand saying sorry, man, you're still a rock Julius clutching his hand gribbles.
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This is why I don't do Christmas.
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Elves sweep up muttering about overtime as the jingle bells fade.
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That was 68 cents worth of tinsel.
00:26:23.425 --> 00:26:23.887
He's taking us out, Tom.
00:26:23.887 --> 00:26:25.213
He's taking us Wondering about overtime as the jingle bells fade.
00:26:25.233 --> 00:26:26.380
That was 68 cents worth of tinsel, all right.
00:26:27.540 --> 00:26:29.345
He's taking us out, tom, he's taking us out.
00:26:29.625 --> 00:26:30.468
Cosmo Kramer.
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Okay.
00:26:33.019 --> 00:26:35.145
We're about to fight chaotic with more chaotic.
00:26:36.529 --> 00:26:38.201
Kramer, wouldn't it be funny if it was in?
00:26:38.903 --> 00:26:42.108
Jerry's apartment Jerry's apartment, home territory.
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Let's see, let me try and type all this up here.
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I mean, I'll be honest, I did not think that Marshall would make it this far.
00:26:54.703 --> 00:26:55.449
No I am shocked.
00:26:56.220 --> 00:26:58.583
I'm pretty happy I've only lost one guy so far.
00:26:58.583 --> 00:26:59.545
How many do you have left?
00:27:00.566 --> 00:27:04.852
I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven left.
00:27:06.013 --> 00:27:07.375
I feel like Kramer's terrified.
00:27:10.821 --> 00:27:12.691
I don't think he could win a fight against anybody.
00:27:14.221 --> 00:27:15.548
Well, you're fighting in a hedge maze with shovels.
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This might be the one.
00:27:20.384 --> 00:27:21.125
What's how it's.
00:27:21.144 --> 00:27:25.873
Kramer, it's frantic chaotic energy and spontaneous idea making.
00:27:25.932 --> 00:27:30.330
He's even just bursting out of a bush, yeah.
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Just taking him out.
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Stare.
00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:47.032
The only thing I could think it's a book about coffee tables, but it's got little arms so you can make it into a small coffee table, the only thing I could think is Kramer sometimes has an insane boost of luck that comes out of nowhere.
00:27:47.032 --> 00:27:47.994
It's literally.
00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:53.769
And he just like skyrockets to like stardom, but then he like meteorically crashes.
00:27:53.900 --> 00:28:01.949
Like where he showed up at a big firm and like got a job just by being there and like he was like doing great, but they fired him.
00:28:03.701 --> 00:28:08.948
Yeah, the coffee table book and he got to talk shows, yeah, all sorts of stuff.
00:28:08.948 --> 00:28:10.765
So who won this one?
00:28:12.280 --> 00:28:14.648
Eight out of ten times Marshall Erickson wins God.
00:28:16.462 --> 00:28:17.647
I mean, I didn't have that much faith.
00:28:19.221 --> 00:28:23.099
So the hedge maze's tight, disorienting paths favor Marshall's physical dominance.
00:28:23.381 --> 00:28:24.686
Oh, I'm tired of hearing about it.
00:28:25.539 --> 00:28:31.189
Much like his edge in the bar parking lot scenario I'm about to send Wayne from Letterkenny against him.
00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:36.832
It's like here's a person who has beat up every tough person in Canada and won.
00:28:37.300 --> 00:28:37.682
This here's.
00:28:37.722 --> 00:28:38.540
American Says.
00:28:38.540 --> 00:28:44.327
His strength and focused aggression overwhelmed Kramer's unpredictable flailing, especially in the clearing's close quarters.
00:28:44.327 --> 00:28:49.767
Brawl Kramer's tricks keep him in it, winning two out of ten times if he disorients Marshall.
00:28:49.767 --> 00:28:53.864
The outcome is Marshall stands over a pinned Kramer shovel, tossed aside.
00:28:53.864 --> 00:28:58.288
As the maze fog thickens, he offers a hand saying let's get out of here.
00:28:58.288 --> 00:28:59.963
Man Kramer dusting off quips.
00:28:59.963 --> 00:29:01.127
I was just warming up.
00:29:01.127 --> 00:29:03.602
Oh for my maze spinoff.
00:29:03.602 --> 00:29:04.083
I was like warming up.
00:29:04.083 --> 00:29:04.765
Oh for my May spinoff.
00:29:04.765 --> 00:29:05.267
I was like what?
00:29:05.267 --> 00:29:07.673
Okay, yeah, sure I don't know.
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:09.425
It'd be funny if he said something racist.
00:29:09.425 --> 00:29:15.559
Ai just didn't filter that part out.
00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:16.644
AI just went rogue.
00:29:16.644 --> 00:29:18.405
It's just like Michael Richards.
00:29:18.405 --> 00:29:19.388
It's like all right, please don't.
00:29:20.362 --> 00:29:22.252
All right, you're fighting Dan Connors now.
00:29:22.978 --> 00:29:25.647
All right, marshall versus Dan Connors, somebody's got to take him out.
00:29:27.261 --> 00:29:28.365
I can see Dan Connors.
00:29:28.566 --> 00:29:29.489
Where's Dan Connors from?
00:29:30.151 --> 00:29:30.531
Roseanne.
00:29:31.020 --> 00:29:32.104
Oh, and he's a biker.
00:29:32.104 --> 00:29:33.829
Yeah, this might be a tough one.
00:29:33.829 --> 00:29:35.726
Come on, marshall, I believe you.
00:29:35.726 --> 00:29:39.170
He can just exert until he has a heart attack, like in the show.
00:29:39.170 --> 00:29:41.863
Isn't that how he dies?
00:29:41.863 --> 00:29:44.449
That's how the show ends, with Dan Connors dying.
00:29:44.750 --> 00:29:45.972
No, no, the show's still on.
00:29:46.619 --> 00:29:49.509
Yeah, they brought him back because they said it was like a dream or something like that.
00:29:49.509 --> 00:29:51.848
But the original Roseanne, he died from a heart attack.
00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:59.050
Because they just had some anniversary thing with the show, Like even going to Roseanne, but they didn't even show Roseanne Barr and I'm like yeah because she's canceled.
00:30:07.020 --> 00:30:07.422
Yeah, and I was man.
00:30:07.422 --> 00:30:07.884
That's kind of lame.
00:30:07.884 --> 00:30:08.807
It's like the show was called Roseanne.
00:30:08.807 --> 00:30:09.269
Yeah, so you got.
00:30:09.290 --> 00:30:14.419
Marshall Erickson versus Dan Connors in a Jurassic Park lab with axes, with axes, yeah, okay, I feel like Marshall would know more about Jurassic.
00:30:14.439 --> 00:30:14.519
Park.
00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:16.470
I'm sick of hearing about Marshall.
00:30:16.470 --> 00:30:17.255
He's a nerd.
00:30:17.455 --> 00:30:22.528
He's a super nerd, so you'd understand the terrain, but Dan's a construction worker and a biker.
00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:28.881
Yeah, but how?
00:30:28.901 --> 00:30:30.005
much experience does he have with dinosaurs?
00:30:30.005 --> 00:30:30.646
He's not fighting dinosaurs.
00:30:30.646 --> 00:30:31.750
He's not fighting a dinosaur he's got an axe.
00:30:31.750 --> 00:30:32.313
He just has to swing an axe.
00:30:32.313 --> 00:30:33.016
But they're in a lab, right, yeah?
00:30:33.036 --> 00:30:33.778
there's dinosaurs in the lab.
00:30:33.778 --> 00:30:38.288
No, no there's no dinosaurs.
00:30:38.630 --> 00:30:42.842
I feel like you push a button and a raptor would show up well then my guy could do that just as much.
00:30:42.842 --> 00:30:45.230
You dude wouldn wouldn't know what button to push.
00:30:45.230 --> 00:30:46.903
He's a construction worker.
00:30:46.903 --> 00:30:50.826
You push them all, he wouldn't figure it out.
00:30:50.826 --> 00:30:52.826
I feel pretty good about this one.
00:30:52.826 --> 00:30:55.847
What do we got there?
00:30:56.900 --> 00:30:59.648
Unfortunately, marshall wins seven out of ten times.
00:30:59.729 --> 00:31:03.728
Yes, I swear to God if I have to hear it due to his superior something.
00:31:04.210 --> 00:31:05.452
Let's see Marshall wins.
00:31:05.452 --> 00:31:13.707
Jurassic Park's lab cramped high-tech setup like your favorite movie locations.
00:31:13.707 --> 00:31:23.675
Marshall's athleticism and endurance over Dan's raw power, His height and speed let him navigate the lab's obstacles and land key hits, while Dan's age and slower recovery limit him in a drawn-out fight.
00:31:23.675 --> 00:31:28.682
The outcome Marshall stands over a panting Dan, axe lowered.
00:31:28.682 --> 00:31:38.006
As the lab's alarms wail, he offers a hand, saying no hard feelings man Dan sprawled and Ahmed broken vials grumbles you're buying the beers for this.
00:31:38.006 --> 00:31:43.468
The distant raptor screeches fade as they limp out in the lab in ruins.
00:31:45.251 --> 00:31:50.508
Yes, all right, rusticle, and it's C-O-H-L-E.
00:31:50.567 --> 00:31:55.191
Mitch, this is your like Trump, your ace in the hole.
00:31:56.244 --> 00:31:56.939
The one that got away.
00:31:56.939 --> 00:32:03.064
I have two, three other aces Marshall versus Rusticle.
00:32:03.285 --> 00:32:04.308
How do you say your last name?
00:32:04.308 --> 00:32:04.589
Spell it.
00:32:05.182 --> 00:32:06.439
C-O-H-L-E.
00:32:06.439 --> 00:32:07.837
That's how it's spelled for the show.
00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:09.565
Now I'll be honest.
00:32:09.565 --> 00:32:21.767
I feel like, when it comes to weaponry, rust would win, but pure body mechanics, there's no way.
00:32:21.767 --> 00:32:23.044
He's like 120 pounds.
00:32:23.084 --> 00:32:28.951
He's anorexic, he beats the crap out of, like the biker kid guy With a gun.
00:32:28.951 --> 00:32:29.571
He's got a gun.
00:32:29.571 --> 00:32:32.508
He's beaten him in the face like multiple times.
00:32:32.508 --> 00:32:33.872
He fights Marty.
00:32:33.872 --> 00:32:36.689
When Marty grabs him, he grabs his hands and he goes.
00:32:36.689 --> 00:32:43.487
Yeah, but if I just apply this amount of pressure and I break your hands, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a skilled fighter.
00:32:43.487 --> 00:32:50.176
But, and he's a tactical person- but he's also a drug addict.
00:32:50.176 --> 00:32:54.698
So if he's on cocaine he ain't going to feel any of the hits.
00:32:54.718 --> 00:32:58.256
I don't know when are we fighting.
00:32:59.830 --> 00:33:03.381
You're fighting on the bridge of Khazad-dum with brass knuckles.
00:33:05.412 --> 00:33:06.155
Might not be good.
00:33:07.451 --> 00:33:08.935
I think this might be it for Marshall.
00:33:09.919 --> 00:33:10.520
That's the point.
00:33:10.520 --> 00:33:19.241
I swear to God, if Marshall beats Rustic, all this chat not a GPT crap is useless.
00:33:19.711 --> 00:33:25.138
I will say, though, if anybody knows the terrain, it wouldn't be Russ Cole, it would definitely be Marshall.
00:33:25.630 --> 00:33:27.877
Well, I'm pretty sure Russ could stand there and look and go.
00:33:27.877 --> 00:33:29.234
All right, I'm on a bridge over nothing.
00:33:29.234 --> 00:33:32.939
I'm pretty sure his vision is still there.
00:33:33.309 --> 00:33:36.398
Maybe his back is to the Balrog and he doesn't know what's happening.
00:33:39.750 --> 00:33:40.251
My money's on.
00:33:40.291 --> 00:33:43.337
Ruskell, I'm hoping here, what do you got?
00:33:43.337 --> 00:33:46.243
Mitch Marshall wins.
00:33:46.672 --> 00:33:48.390
Marshall Erickson wins six out of ten times.
00:33:48.390 --> 00:33:50.428
Yes, how, I don't know, marshall Erickson wins 6 out of 10 times.
00:33:50.428 --> 00:34:02.426
How I don't know says the bridge of Kazadoom's narrow high stakes setup, like let's see, amplifies Marshall's physical dominance and endurance.
00:34:02.426 --> 00:34:06.984
His raw power and reach with brass knuckles overwhelms Russ.
00:34:06.984 --> 00:34:09.317
Precise strikes, especially as fatigue sets in.
00:34:09.317 --> 00:34:17.001
Rust's skill and intensity keeps it close, winning 4 out of 10 if he lands early crippling blows or pushes Marshall off balance into the chest.
00:34:17.610 --> 00:34:19.798
Who would have known that Marshall was such a sleeper?
00:34:19.858 --> 00:34:20.199
fighter.
00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:25.262
Marshall stands over a battered Rust brass knuckles bloodied.
00:34:25.262 --> 00:34:30.077
As the bridge groans underfoot, he offers a hand, saying You're one tough philosopher man.
00:34:30.077 --> 00:34:35.621
Rust coughing mutters we're all just dust, just something.
00:34:35.621 --> 00:34:38.197
It takes the help limping off the bridge.
00:34:38.197 --> 00:34:40.559
The cavern's glow pulses, orc drums fading.
00:34:40.889 --> 00:34:41.875
Something nihilistic.
00:34:42.632 --> 00:34:45.331
We're all just dust Tom.
00:34:45.371 --> 00:34:46.434
I don't know what we're going to do.
00:34:46.974 --> 00:34:47.556
I've already won.
00:34:47.556 --> 00:34:50.822
I don't know what we're going to do.
00:34:50.862 --> 00:34:54.179
Let's see I might have the ace, but I'm not playing him.
00:34:54.329 --> 00:34:55.414
I'm going with Haas Cartwright.
00:34:56.056 --> 00:34:56.659
Where's that from?
00:34:57.271 --> 00:34:58.353
The sheriff from Bonanza.
00:34:58.353 --> 00:35:06.896
All right, you got to figure out how to spell it, right, dude, marshall, superior, haas, yeah, haas, cartwright.
00:35:07.978 --> 00:35:10.036
Yeah, how tall is he?
00:35:10.036 --> 00:35:11.920
Because it feels like Marshall's superior.
00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:13.469
You know strength.
00:35:13.550 --> 00:35:15.358
Yeah, apparently he's a superhero, yeah.
00:35:15.969 --> 00:35:19.440
I remember the episode where, like he couldn't finish a marathon, it was like yeah.
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:25.259
But he's got superior endurance Stupid.
00:35:25.518 --> 00:35:26.581
Give me a number one to 16.
00:35:27.603 --> 00:35:27.923
Seven.
00:35:29.929 --> 00:35:30.431
God damn it.
00:35:30.431 --> 00:35:31.396
Is it the Batcave?
00:35:31.396 --> 00:35:34.134
No, this is for the weapon.
00:35:34.514 --> 00:35:35.918
Oh, what was it Enforce?
00:35:35.918 --> 00:35:40.750
Yeah Well, your sheriff guy should know how to fire a weapon better than Marshall.
00:35:41.130 --> 00:35:45.880
Well, he is from like the early 1900s, 1800s.
00:35:46.041 --> 00:35:46.963
Oh, okay.
00:35:48.231 --> 00:35:51.938
He should know what guns are and triggers go bang.
00:35:52.050 --> 00:35:55.800
Hoss Cartwright, though, is a guy that's about the size of John Wayne.
00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:56.601
He's a big guy.
00:35:56.601 --> 00:36:01.219
Typically, if he's not shooting the guy, he just one, punches him and knocks him out.
00:36:01.762 --> 00:36:03.335
Okay, well, let's see what happens.
00:36:03.335 --> 00:36:05.630
I don't know enough about this character.
00:36:05.650 --> 00:36:08.235
He might just have to pull in Rip Wheeler and see what happens.
00:36:08.396 --> 00:36:11.402
Just think of a more comedic John Wayne.
00:36:11.402 --> 00:36:12.574
That's pretty much what he is.
00:36:12.574 --> 00:36:14.175
Comedic John Wayne.
00:36:14.175 --> 00:36:16.554
He's a big man.
00:36:16.554 --> 00:36:17.898
It doesn't matter, god damn it.
00:36:19.121 --> 00:36:19.902
Oh, my God.
00:36:20.369 --> 00:36:21.976
Marshall Erickson wins seven out of ten times.
00:36:21.976 --> 00:36:28.278
We were fighting on the Black Pearl with M4s.
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:29.382
I hate this.
00:36:29.382 --> 00:36:31.775
This is stupid.
00:36:31.909 --> 00:36:38.295
The Black Pearl's chaotic, storm-tossed deck favors Marshall's athleticism and endurance over Haas's brute strength.
00:36:38.295 --> 00:36:50.336
His speed and modern familiarity with the M4, however slight, let him land key shots while Haas's bulk struggles with the ship's sway and the rifle's complexity, take cover.
00:36:50.336 --> 00:36:53.356
Yes, marshall stands over a kneeling, haas, m4 in hand.
00:36:53.356 --> 00:36:58.038
As Rain pounds the Black Pearl, he offers a hand saying you're a legend, haas.
00:36:58.038 --> 00:37:01.893
Haas, clutching the leg grunts reckon I'll stick to horses.
00:37:01.893 --> 00:37:05.998
The ship rocks and they stagger to the helm.
00:37:05.998 --> 00:37:09.079
Allies in survival, okay.
00:37:10.050 --> 00:37:10.677
Dead gummit.
00:37:10.677 --> 00:37:13.416
Who knew that Marshall was such a bad?
00:37:13.416 --> 00:37:14.719
You know what?
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:15.469
Yeah?
00:37:15.869 --> 00:37:17.637
Alright, al Borland.
00:37:19.271 --> 00:37:21.152
I feel like Marshall could win that, but okay.
00:37:21.574 --> 00:37:25.849
From Home Improvement, the reliable sidekick of Tim the Toolman.
00:37:25.849 --> 00:37:28.378
Taylor B-O-R-L-A-N-D.
00:37:28.498 --> 00:37:29.320
Why didn't you pick Tim?
00:37:30.891 --> 00:37:34.101
I wanted to pick somebody who doesn't set stuff on fire or electrocute themselves.
00:37:34.463 --> 00:37:34.884
That's fair.
00:37:36.047 --> 00:37:36.630
Al Borland.
00:37:36.630 --> 00:37:42.001
Al is dependable, reliable and knows how to actually do everything that Tim does.
00:37:42.829 --> 00:37:45.159
If it's in a woodworking shop, maybe I'll give it to you.
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:58.976
But yeah, I think somebody who works with works with wooden tools he's probably got strong hands.
00:37:58.996 --> 00:37:59.137
Uh what?
00:37:59.137 --> 00:37:59.759
What is what he did?
00:37:59.778 --> 00:38:01.123
some like like a heart medication commercial after.
00:38:01.123 --> 00:38:03.047
Yeah, he did family feud, oh, that's right, yeah, he did the.
00:38:03.047 --> 00:38:06.597
But like you see you today, you're like, yeah, he looks like a guy that would need heart medication.
00:38:06.597 --> 00:38:10.594
So I don't know.
00:38:10.614 --> 00:38:20.878
I feel pretty good about Marshall, alright so you got Marshall Erickson versus Al Borland in the war zone gulag with hedge clippers tools.
00:38:22.302 --> 00:38:23.289
He knows how to use tools.
00:38:23.775 --> 00:38:46.496
However, due to the confining spaces, it accentuates Marshall's athleticism and endurance oh man, I'm pretty sure I got it the bad part is, marshall is not that athletic or enduring, he's not any of that this AI is convinced that he is and I'm all for it.
00:38:46.496 --> 00:38:49.277
Was it 9 out of 10 times Marshall?
00:38:49.336 --> 00:38:50.730
Erickson wins 9 out of 10 times.
00:38:50.730 --> 00:38:56.202
Marshall Erickson wins 8 out of 10 times, reflecting your interest in his physical edge.
00:38:56.222 --> 00:39:04.023
Oh my goodness, let's see, marshall is currently 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 for 9 right now.
00:39:04.023 --> 00:39:04.952
What was those?
00:39:05.074 --> 00:39:07.311
gulags, Brutal close quarter setup.
00:39:07.311 --> 00:39:08.590
Oh my God.
00:39:08.590 --> 00:39:13.773
Favors Marshall's athleticism and endurance over Al's tool-savvy.
00:39:13.773 --> 00:39:23.938
His raw power and brawling experience overwhelm Al's precise defensive style, especially as fatigue sets in, al's resourcefulness keeps it close, winning 2 out of 10 times.
00:39:23.938 --> 00:39:29.461
If he lands early, crippling cuts, the outcome Marshall stands over a pinned Al Hedge clippers dropped.
00:39:29.461 --> 00:39:34.023
As the gulag's light flicker, he offers a hand saying you're a tough handyman.
00:39:34.023 --> 00:39:38.447
Owl Owl rubbing his arm grumbles should have stuck to power tools.
00:39:38.447 --> 00:39:41.427
The crowd jeers demanding more as they limp away.
00:39:44.429 --> 00:39:47.822
It looks like I get to enter back in the war zone.
00:39:47.822 --> 00:39:51.032
Return to lobby Shut up.
00:39:55.072 --> 00:39:56.581
What do you got Mitch?
00:39:56.581 --> 00:39:58.351
I'm running out of people.
00:39:58.351 --> 00:40:03.797
Hmm, I guess I'm going to go with Hank.
00:40:04.579 --> 00:40:06.360
Hank from Breaking Bad.
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:08.063
Yeah, hank.
00:40:08.083 --> 00:40:08.663
Schrader.
00:40:09.304 --> 00:40:10.846
Maybe if you get a gun.
00:40:14.989 --> 00:40:18.085
But, mitch, what about Marshall's athleticism and endurance that you never see happen, ever on the show?
00:40:18.085 --> 00:40:19.431
He slaps Marnie.
00:40:19.452 --> 00:40:20.074
That's it.
00:40:20.074 --> 00:40:21.096
He just slaps somebody.
00:40:21.175 --> 00:40:23.420
Anybody can slap somebody, but he does it really well.
00:40:23.420 --> 00:40:32.659
Let's see, I mean shrink, shrink Hank.
00:40:32.659 --> 00:40:34.585
He's got cop training, cop training.
00:40:37.300 --> 00:40:39.389
He gets PTSD when somebody sneezes hard around him.
00:40:39.389 --> 00:40:40.632
He takes his defensive tactics.
00:40:40.632 --> 00:40:42.599
I'm just saying no, he doesn't.
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:43.501
He's a bowling ball.
00:40:43.501 --> 00:40:45.875
You've seen that guy get into his car.
00:40:45.875 --> 00:40:46.978
It takes like five minutes.
00:40:47.992 --> 00:40:49.317
He is a very large man.
00:40:51.411 --> 00:40:52.757
He's out of breath just from talking.
00:40:53.931 --> 00:40:54.831
Pick a number one in 16.
00:40:54.831 --> 00:40:55.693
There are minerals.
00:40:56.856 --> 00:41:01.224
Marie Two Glock pistol, oh darn.
00:41:02.550 --> 00:41:04.157
He literally picked his service weapon.
00:41:04.157 --> 00:41:06.115
Will this be it?
00:41:06.115 --> 00:41:09.097
Will the reign of Marshall?
00:41:09.298 --> 00:41:09.438
end.
00:41:09.438 --> 00:41:11.596
Where are we fighting In the Matrix, dojo?
00:41:12.289 --> 00:41:13.817
Is it a Taekoo fight place?
00:41:15.231 --> 00:41:16.637
I mean, there are a couple of wooden pillars.
00:41:17.250 --> 00:41:21.056
According to Chad GPT, they might as well just be fighting in a port-a-john.
00:41:21.811 --> 00:41:23.898
Marshall will know that he's in the Matrix before Hank.
00:41:23.898 --> 00:41:29.583
Okay, so I have confidence, and my boy, and my boy, and my boy.
00:41:29.583 --> 00:41:31.414
The smugness needs to end, come on.
00:41:34.891 --> 00:41:37.333
Come on, grock, you can do this.
00:41:37.432 --> 00:41:38.155
He said Grock.
00:41:38.195 --> 00:41:39.880
Yes, oh no.
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:42.737
Finally, hank Schrader wins eight out of ten times.
00:41:42.949 --> 00:41:44.293
Eight out of ten times.
00:41:45.336 --> 00:41:45.677
Let's see.
00:41:45.697 --> 00:41:46.701
You get a good run Marshall.
00:41:46.849 --> 00:41:48.860
The Matrix Dojo's open no cover layout.
00:41:48.860 --> 00:41:49.623
Let's see Get a good run, marshall.
00:41:49.623 --> 00:41:50.489
The Matrix Dojo's open no cover layout.
00:41:50.489 --> 00:41:52.574
Let's see oh, everything jumped.
00:41:52.574 --> 00:41:53.739
Where'd it go?
00:41:53.739 --> 00:41:58.581
Oh, it amplifies Hank's firearms expertise over Marshall's raw physicality.
00:41:58.581 --> 00:42:04.135
His precise Glock shots outpace Marshall's erratic fire and his tactical mind exploits the arena's exposure.
00:42:04.135 --> 00:42:09.541
Let's see the outcome Marshall kneels bloody as Hank stands over him.
00:42:09.541 --> 00:42:15.938
Glock empty in the flickering dojo, hank offers a hand, gruffly saying Not bad, kid, you'd make a decent cop.
00:42:15.938 --> 00:42:19.876
Marshall panting grins Only if I get a slap bet, klaus.
00:42:21.251 --> 00:42:22.634
They limp off the virtual floor.
00:42:22.634 --> 00:42:26.083
What Allies in exhaustion.
00:42:26.449 --> 00:42:28.733
I wish they could just kill each other in this, but they can't.
00:42:29.795 --> 00:42:30.478
Goodbye Marshall.
00:42:30.478 --> 00:42:33.282
You had a good run, all right, took out half the board, god.
00:42:35.590 --> 00:42:37.257
Wiped out all the fodder is what he did.
00:42:38.510 --> 00:42:40.797
Here I'll do the typing if you want to argue.
00:42:41.679 --> 00:42:41.920
All right.
00:42:44.010 --> 00:42:45.195
All right, what are you guys picking?
00:42:45.769 --> 00:42:46.572
I got Hank Schrader.
00:42:46.572 --> 00:42:47.856
And who you got Rick.
00:42:47.876 --> 00:42:49.322
Castle, rick Castle.
00:42:50.043 --> 00:42:50.827
Rick Castle.
00:42:50.827 --> 00:42:57.978
I know that's Nathan Fillion's character, but I don't know anything about it, I mean the superior marksman with a weapon and sword fighter.
00:42:57.998 --> 00:42:58.400
Is he though?
00:42:58.400 --> 00:42:59.322
Yes, he does it in the show.
00:42:59.869 --> 00:43:02.458
I mean, you know, didn't Hank end up in the FBI?
00:43:02.969 --> 00:43:04.634
Or is he just with the PD?
00:43:04.634 --> 00:43:07.298
How do I pick where they're fighting and stuff?
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:09.284
There should be a number generator on there.
00:43:09.284 --> 00:43:10.534
You have to like.
00:43:12.753 --> 00:43:13.976
Why are we letting Hayden do this?
00:43:13.976 --> 00:43:14.117
I?
00:43:14.137 --> 00:43:14.378
don't know.
00:43:14.378 --> 00:43:19.483
All right, pick a number between 1 and 16 twice.
00:43:19.483 --> 00:43:22.760
So you go for the first one 10.
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:25.516
All right, and then you go for the second one, 5.
00:43:25.516 --> 00:43:27.382
All right, keep talking.
00:43:28.871 --> 00:43:40.378
Rick, I mean shown to be a proficient swordsman, actually quite good at it, obviously someone who's incredibly brilliant because he's solving cases, so he has a tactical acumen to him.
00:43:40.809 --> 00:43:47.713
He's also a superior marksman because they take him to a range and he's like, effing around while he's shooting and like they're trying to like teach him.
00:43:47.713 --> 00:43:50.358
And he's like, effing around while he's shooting and they're trying to teach him.
00:43:50.358 --> 00:43:52.485
And he's like if I get three bullseyes, will you go on a date?
00:43:52.485 --> 00:43:53.547
And she's like, yeah, sure.
00:43:53.547 --> 00:43:57.030
And he picks up the weapon and just goes dunk dunk, dunk dunk and nails like keyholes three of them.
00:43:57.030 --> 00:43:58.536
And he's like I take classes.
00:43:58.630 --> 00:44:00.016
Hank figures out who Heisenberg is.
00:44:07.597 --> 00:44:08.699
He's the biggest meth dealer there.
00:44:08.699 --> 00:44:09.880
I mean there him like four seasons.
00:44:09.900 --> 00:44:11.981
We're not talking about how long it took, we're just saying he did it.
00:44:12.481 --> 00:44:14.585
I'm just saying Rick is smarter and he has hair.
00:44:16.246 --> 00:44:19.418
Hey, hey, don't be bashing people that don't have hair.
00:44:19.418 --> 00:44:20.019
And he has money.
00:44:20.230 --> 00:44:22.391
He's like a modern day Batman without a suit.
00:44:22.512 --> 00:44:23.753
Modern day Batman.
00:44:24.132 --> 00:44:24.673
He's an author.
00:44:26.255 --> 00:44:26.735
I just don't.
00:44:26.735 --> 00:44:27.675
I think.
00:44:27.956 --> 00:44:29.077
Hank His vest said.
00:44:29.077 --> 00:44:29.438
Writer.
00:44:29.898 --> 00:44:30.719
What are they using?
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:32.039
What weapon are they using?
00:44:32.981 --> 00:44:33.942
You guys are using machetes.
00:44:34.402 --> 00:44:34.802
And where are we?
00:44:34.842 --> 00:44:38.244
at it's in a pit, the Rancor pit yeah yeah, hank's got this.
00:44:38.324 --> 00:44:38.786
It's a machete.
00:44:38.786 --> 00:44:40.626
Yeah, it's a tool he works with all the time.
00:44:41.797 --> 00:44:42.889
Rick's sword fights.
00:44:42.889 --> 00:44:47.237
What, yeah, in the show?
00:44:47.237 --> 00:44:47.858
When does he do that?
00:44:47.858 --> 00:44:47.898
I?
00:44:49.240 --> 00:44:50.483
don't remember the episode.
00:44:54.831 --> 00:44:55.012
All right.
00:44:55.012 --> 00:44:56.715
Well, anyways, hank wins 9 out of 10.
00:44:56.715 --> 00:45:08.592
Yes, the reason why is the pit's brutal close-quarter setup, like your favorite tactical settings, amplifies Hank's combat expertise and grit over Rick's scrappy improvisation.
00:45:08.592 --> 00:45:11.335
Hank stands over a kneeling Rick, machete lowered.
00:45:11.335 --> 00:45:16.922
As the pit's crowd jeers, he offers a hand, gruffly saying write about this castle.
00:45:16.922 --> 00:45:23.034
Rick, bloodied but grinning, replies I already got the title the Pit of Peril.
00:45:23.034 --> 00:45:28.469
They limp out the pit shadows, swallowing their steps.
00:45:28.469 --> 00:45:29.592
All right, now you get to do.
00:45:29.592 --> 00:45:30.333
Now you get to do our next one.
00:45:30.333 --> 00:45:37.519
Okay, let's see here who would be a great contender against.
00:45:37.849 --> 00:45:38.994
You have plenty to choose from.
00:45:39.014 --> 00:45:39.918
How do I phrase this?
00:45:41.690 --> 00:45:42.833
The name versus name.
00:45:43.436 --> 00:45:44.237
Do I write versus?
00:45:44.539 --> 00:45:45.762
Yeah, you type versus Okay.
00:45:48.516 --> 00:45:49.077
Let's do.
00:45:49.077 --> 00:45:52.411
Abed from Community I don't know his last name.
00:45:53.193 --> 00:45:54.096
All right, look that up, Mitch.
00:45:54.096 --> 00:45:54.597
Who's yours?
00:45:55.338 --> 00:45:56.501
Hank, oh Hank.
00:45:56.782 --> 00:45:57.242
Hank Schrader.
00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:08.690
And then we have to figure out what weapons and everything Abed Nadir N-A-D-I-R Is that how you spell, schrader?
00:46:08.731 --> 00:46:08.851
No Ied.
00:46:08.871 --> 00:46:10.052
Nadir N-A-D-I-R.
00:46:10.052 --> 00:46:11.233
Is that how you spell, schrader?
00:46:11.233 --> 00:46:11.614
No, I don't know.
00:46:11.614 --> 00:46:12.996
It spelled it for me when I typed it in earlier.
00:46:12.996 --> 00:46:15.038
I think it's like O -E, it's an A.
00:46:16.599 --> 00:46:21.925
So, Okay, versus what was his name?
00:46:21.925 --> 00:46:25.853
Albet A-B-E-D, a-b-e-d.
00:46:31.277 --> 00:46:32.704
And his last name is Nadir N-A-D-I-R.
00:46:32.704 --> 00:46:35.648
I'm just saying Hank's got the training.
00:46:35.648 --> 00:46:36.992
Okay, I don't know anything about a bed.
00:46:37.012 --> 00:46:40.820
A bed can recognize that he's in a multiverse.
00:46:42.402 --> 00:46:44.556
Okay, oh, I didn't change the.
00:46:44.556 --> 00:46:47.918
You gotta change the setting dude, I didn't do that.
00:46:47.918 --> 00:46:48.893
I don't know how to?
00:46:48.893 --> 00:46:49.576
I never use this.
00:46:49.630 --> 00:46:52.195
So hit up on the swipe up on the thing down there.
00:46:53.751 --> 00:46:53.831
Or.
00:46:53.931 --> 00:46:54.532
I can just do it.
00:46:56.257 --> 00:46:59.018
Might have to do it so if I do ask anything, I type in.
00:46:59.018 --> 00:47:01.476
Okay, well, you gotta do the.
00:47:01.476 --> 00:47:04.001
Let me see, that's it.
00:47:04.001 --> 00:47:06.414
Swipe up right here.
00:47:06.414 --> 00:47:09.556
Where do you go to get to?
00:47:10.275 --> 00:47:10.842
you don't even know.
00:47:10.842 --> 00:47:11.730
I don't know what y'all are doing.
00:47:12.050 --> 00:47:14.556
I'm trying to get up to that list right there.
00:47:15.574 --> 00:47:18.690
Alright, then tell us, pick a number alright, pick a number between 1 and 16.
00:47:20.208 --> 00:47:29.139
3 alright, and then I want 16 the Bridge of Khazad-dum and Katanas.
00:47:29.139 --> 00:47:30.824
Oh snap.
00:47:33.592 --> 00:47:34.576
Hanks got the power.
00:47:34.576 --> 00:47:37.199
If they clash with swords, he's got the power to knock him off.
00:47:37.489 --> 00:47:39.190
Abed will definitely know everything about Lord of the Rings.
00:47:39.190 --> 00:47:39.431
Where do?
00:47:39.471 --> 00:47:45.201
I type in these numbers, just type in they fight in the Bridge of Khazad-Dum with Katanas.
00:47:45.201 --> 00:47:50.717
Yeah, abed will know everything in Lord of the Rings, all right.
00:47:50.717 --> 00:47:54.309
That doesn't do him any good though it will, he'll know like to run.
00:47:54.510 --> 00:47:55.655
He'll know don't fall off of this.
00:47:55.655 --> 00:47:56.358
There's nothing down there.
00:47:56.429 --> 00:47:59.420
He'll know to run in a direction and then like get the golems, he'll speak.
00:47:59.420 --> 00:48:06.579
He'll speak the goblin speak, but they're on, and he'll speak the goblin speech to get them to attack him.
00:48:06.579 --> 00:48:15.552
He'll convince them that he is a goblin, yeah, or he'll cast a spell or something.
00:48:15.552 --> 00:48:15.893
So I've got.
00:48:15.893 --> 00:48:20.038
You can't cast spells as much of a nerd as Marshall was.
00:48:20.038 --> 00:48:22.940
Abed is a god amongst nerds.
00:48:23.101 --> 00:48:27.425
So what you're saying is Hank's definitely going to out-superior him in physicality.
00:48:27.766 --> 00:48:34.974
Maybe, In physicality.
00:48:35.074 --> 00:48:36.777
Maybe In physicality it's loading.
00:48:36.817 --> 00:48:37.958
It's loading.
00:48:37.958 --> 00:48:38.418
It's loading.
00:48:38.418 --> 00:48:39.300
I'm trying to.
00:48:39.980 --> 00:48:41.021
I've never AI'd so I do it all the time.
00:48:41.121 --> 00:48:43.003
What are you talking about, Mitch?
00:48:44.204 --> 00:48:44.744
Who can be who?
00:48:44.744 --> 00:48:45.626
Deathstroke and Nightwing.
00:48:48.789 --> 00:48:49.771
Hank Schrader wins nine and a half.
00:48:49.771 --> 00:48:51.974
How about no?
00:48:51.974 --> 00:48:55.239
Consistent with his dominance over a bed in the pit.
00:48:55.239 --> 00:48:58.704
Here's the breakdown Hank's oh, it did the load thing.
00:48:59.224 --> 00:48:59.545
Yeah.
00:49:05.956 --> 00:49:06.317
Kicked it up.
00:49:06.396 --> 00:49:08.139
Who did Hank fight before Abed?
00:49:09.360 --> 00:49:09.661
Castle.
00:49:09.860 --> 00:49:20.309
The bridge that caused the Doom's narrow high-stakes setup, like your favorite cinematic locations, amplifies Hank's combat experience and grit over Abed's creative but ineffective improvisation.
00:49:20.309 --> 00:49:30.775
Hank's precise katana strikes a tactical mind honed against deadlier foes than Rick Castle, over one of Abed's movie-inspired antics.
00:49:31.936 --> 00:49:35.822
That's funny, that's right, hank's my man, my boy.
00:49:35.943 --> 00:49:42.181
All right, let's do Hank versus.
00:49:42.429 --> 00:49:43.936
Well, it's his person.
00:49:45.632 --> 00:49:48.239
So then I got to type in oh okay, because it's your guys fighting, okay, all right, versus Dr Cox.
00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:52.916
So then I gotta type it in oh okay, because it's your guys fighting, okay, alright, versus Dr Cox.
00:49:54.219 --> 00:49:56.916
Dr Cox where's he?
00:49:56.916 --> 00:49:57.117
From.
00:49:57.117 --> 00:49:59.670
I mean, I don't know who's he from.
00:49:59.670 --> 00:50:02.940
Do I just have to type from Scrubs, scrubs okay, oops.
00:50:03.210 --> 00:50:05.295
Do I have to type in Cox, or will it know like?
00:50:05.295 --> 00:50:06.655
Does it need to be Perry Cox?
00:50:07.572 --> 00:50:08.697
probably, I think, perry Cox.
00:50:08.697 --> 00:50:10.878
If you can tell the full name, it'll be more accurate.
00:50:11.050 --> 00:50:12.835
First of all, Ulysses Cox, MD MD.
00:50:12.835 --> 00:50:16.594
He's good with a scalpel.
00:50:16.594 --> 00:50:26.137
I mean obviously in fantastic shape, incredibly Machiavellian mindset.
00:50:27.460 --> 00:50:33.355
Hank's a cop Cox is angry and athletic and willing to fight One through 16?
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:35.998
12.
00:50:37.161 --> 00:50:39.204
Okay and Eight.
00:50:39.204 --> 00:50:45.295
Okay, all right, so it's Santa's workshop and an axe.
00:50:45.695 --> 00:50:50.554
Let's see what you got Hank's not going to do it.
00:50:50.554 --> 00:50:51.659
It's Santa's workshop.
00:50:51.659 --> 00:50:53.255
He's going to be like what the heck are all these things?
00:50:54.791 --> 00:50:57.195
Dr Cox doesn't believe in Santa, he's not even going to think he's there.
00:50:57.851 --> 00:51:00.998
He's going to be thinking, he's hallucinating the two of them are both going to be like this is dumb.
00:51:02.090 --> 00:51:03.271
You want to go to a bar and get drunk?
00:51:03.271 --> 00:51:04.193
Yep Is.
00:51:04.193 --> 00:51:05.456
Is your wife a?
00:51:06.538 --> 00:51:10.523
I definitely think Hank has the physical superiority there and endurance.
00:51:15.601 --> 00:51:16.686
I think Perry has him beat.
00:51:16.706 --> 00:51:17.068
Keep talking.
00:51:17.068 --> 00:51:19.856
It's thinking I mean using an axe, though Hank's used to.
00:51:19.876 --> 00:51:20.659
Perry's a big dude.
00:51:20.659 --> 00:51:22.976
The gritty fighting Perry's a very large man.
00:51:23.177 --> 00:51:25.454
Oh yeah, I think Hank's still got it.
00:51:25.454 --> 00:51:27.199
He's got that versatility, he's got that grit.
00:51:27.590 --> 00:51:28.394
He's been in fights.
00:51:28.394 --> 00:51:30.184
So's I think Hank's still got it.
00:51:30.184 --> 00:51:30.809
He's got that versatility, he's got that grit.
00:51:30.809 --> 00:51:31.032
He's been in fights.
00:51:31.032 --> 00:51:31.155
So has Dr Cox.
00:51:31.155 --> 00:51:32.539
He punched Dr Kelso in the face.
00:51:33.371 --> 00:51:36.001
Well, I wouldn't say those are fights and knocked him out.
00:51:37.652 --> 00:51:39.679
As you know, the AI names the rounds.
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:41.704
Round one Festive Fury.
00:51:41.766 --> 00:51:41.927
Yeah.
00:51:41.947 --> 00:51:44.215
I know Round two Workshop Wreck.
00:51:44.436 --> 00:51:45.119
That's so dumb.
00:51:45.329 --> 00:51:47.052
Round three the Final Chop wreck.
00:51:47.052 --> 00:51:47.393
That's so dumb.
00:51:47.393 --> 00:51:48.757
Round three the final chop, the final chop.
00:51:48.757 --> 00:51:51.342
Who wins Nine out of ten times?
00:51:51.342 --> 00:51:51.862
Hank Schrader.
00:51:51.862 --> 00:51:56.614
Yes, my boy Hank.
00:51:56.614 --> 00:51:58.911
Yeah, it's because of his.
00:51:58.911 --> 00:52:01.018
He likes the Santa's Workshop's tactical setting.
00:52:01.018 --> 00:52:07.614
It amplifies his combat expertise over Perry's emotional, untrained swings.
00:52:07.614 --> 00:52:08.697
Yeah, he just cries.
00:52:08.817 --> 00:52:12.438
Emotional yeah, it's angry, like you said he just cries, it's just swinging.
00:52:13.990 --> 00:52:14.713
It's just rage.
00:52:16.016 --> 00:52:16.699
Let's see here.
00:52:16.798 --> 00:52:17.661
She controls emotions.
00:52:18.572 --> 00:52:37.038
Hank stands over a sprawled, sprawled Perry, ax lowered, as as the workshop sprinklers douse tensile fires, he offers a hand, gr gruffly, saying stick to doctoring cocks, Perry, bloodied but defiant snaps, and you stick to busted punks meathead.
00:52:37.038 --> 00:52:39.934
They limp away, elves, sweeping up the mess.
00:52:39.934 --> 00:52:46.414
So Thanks to man, all right, boom, you guys have to deal with this while I pee.
00:52:46.414 --> 00:52:47.418
It's your turn.
00:52:48.329 --> 00:52:49.233
No, I just went.
00:52:49.394 --> 00:53:01.811
Oh my bad, all right, I guess you can do the phoning okay, so we got hank, let's do, uh, the janitor from scrubs which is it's just the janitor.
00:53:01.811 --> 00:53:02.552
He doesn't have a name.
00:53:02.552 --> 00:53:08.003
Okay, the janitor from scrubs from Scrowth.
00:53:09.835 --> 00:53:11.583
So if we win, we're going to have the janitor?
00:53:11.855 --> 00:53:12.840
Yeah, he doesn't have a name.
00:53:12.840 --> 00:53:19.159
Alright pick two numbers, 15 and 15.
00:53:20.364 --> 00:53:22.840
Okay, inside the con airplane.
00:53:23.235 --> 00:53:24.418
Oh man, I already picked that one.
00:53:25.219 --> 00:53:26.862
With revolvers, oh man.
00:53:29.186 --> 00:53:30.068
I don't know.
00:53:30.068 --> 00:53:36.358
The janitor is really a sharpshooter with his bleach bottles, with his bleach bottles.
00:53:36.418 --> 00:53:44.144
Yeah, hanes, hanes, hank's superiority with firearms, I definitely think, gives it to him.
00:53:44.144 --> 00:53:46.539
You're like, yeah, maybe.
00:53:47.764 --> 00:53:48.365
No guarantee.
00:53:48.365 --> 00:53:55.639
The janitor is a master of disguise On a plane there's two of them.
00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:57.800
He can disguise as Hank.
00:53:57.800 --> 00:54:00.260
I don't think he's looking in a mirror.
00:54:00.260 --> 00:54:01.739
He's always setting traps.
00:54:01.739 --> 00:54:05.380
You know Always playing great pranks.
00:54:05.380 --> 00:54:08.740
You know there's plenty of cleaning supplies.
00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:11.130
Are there on a play?
00:54:11.130 --> 00:54:12.829
Yeah, they carry all those chemicals.
00:54:12.829 --> 00:54:15.706
Yeah, I feel pretty confident about this.
00:54:15.726 --> 00:54:17.768
Well, yeah, do you not?
00:54:17.768 --> 00:54:18.373
I think I got it.
00:54:19.320 --> 00:54:26.840
Hank Schrader wins 9.5 out of 10 times well, damn it let's see everything jumped again.
00:54:26.840 --> 00:54:29.523
Hank wins 9 out of 10 times.
00:54:29.523 --> 00:54:38.264
Conair's plane cramped, turbulent setup amplifies Hank's firearms expertise and grit over the janitor's creative but ineffective chaos.
00:54:38.264 --> 00:54:45.925
Hank's precise revolver shots and tactical mind, honed against deadlier foes, overwhelm the janitor's pranks and wild firing.
00:54:45.925 --> 00:54:47.601
I'm running out of people.
00:54:48.175 --> 00:54:49.398
How many you got left on your list.
00:54:50.922 --> 00:54:54.400
One, two, three, four, Four more people after Hank.
00:54:55.175 --> 00:54:55.719
How about you?
00:54:56.923 --> 00:54:57.184
Two.
00:54:57.184 --> 00:55:01.273
Hank stands over a sprawled janitor revolver empty.
00:55:01.273 --> 00:55:05.838
As the plane's engines roar he offers a hand, gruffly saying stick to cleaning pal.
00:55:05.838 --> 00:55:09.800
The janitor, bloodied but smirking, replies this will make a killer scrub spinoff.
00:55:09.800 --> 00:55:11.675
They limp to the cargo.
00:55:11.675 --> 00:55:29.344
Hold the convicts, jeers fading all right, all right, so we got hank versus ron swanson oh yeah, that's that's gonna be a tough one there ron swanson swans swanson's versed in, uh, all sorts of apocalyptic weaponry from his survival stuff.
00:55:29.344 --> 00:55:30.768
All right.
00:55:31.414 --> 00:55:43.119
Telling Adam Scott, who had a crossbow in his hand while he had a full, he goes he's like I'm pretty sure that I'm more dangerous with this full than you are with that crossbow, and he's like, yeah, I'd agree, Pick a number one through 16, Tom.
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:45.445
Four.
00:55:46.735 --> 00:55:48.242
All right, WWE arena.
00:55:48.826 --> 00:55:49.126
Oh yeah.
00:55:49.750 --> 00:55:50.052
Mitch.
00:55:50.192 --> 00:55:50.715
Ron's dojo.
00:55:52.021 --> 00:55:52.240
Knife.
00:55:52.240 --> 00:55:57.103
Alright, let me open up this thing.
00:55:57.103 --> 00:55:58.782
You guys talk while I argue it.
00:55:59.885 --> 00:56:00.574
It's Ron Swanson.
00:56:00.574 --> 00:56:01.838
It's.
00:56:02.802 --> 00:56:06.103
Hank Schrader Ron's never lost, he's a weapon expert.
00:56:06.103 --> 00:56:12.005
Ron cried twice Once when he was run over by a school bus when he was eight.
00:56:12.005 --> 00:56:18.628
And when he found out, little Sebastian died Little.
00:56:18.748 --> 00:56:19.311
Sebastian.
00:56:20.697 --> 00:56:24.018
I saw the flags were at half mast Show some damn respect.
00:56:24.018 --> 00:56:25.121
That's too damn high.
00:56:25.735 --> 00:56:29.563
Hank's gonna take away all his ability and power by shaving him with a knife.
00:56:30.195 --> 00:56:35.498
Ron Swanson knocked Star-Lord, unconscious, that's true, that was fat Star-Lord, though.
00:56:35.498 --> 00:56:39.106
Keep talking.
00:56:39.106 --> 00:56:40.860
It's Ron Swanson.
00:56:40.860 --> 00:56:43.163
It's like the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
00:56:43.163 --> 00:56:51.842
I will turn you from boys to men, from men into gladiators, from gladiators into Swanson's.
00:56:52.724 --> 00:56:58.864
Behold, I'm just saying they're in a WWE arena and you know, Hank is the indoor fighting kind of guy.
00:56:58.864 --> 00:57:02.235
He's a cop, you know he does the defensive tactics on the mat Hank.
00:57:02.235 --> 00:57:03.943
He's more of an outdoorsman.
00:57:05.817 --> 00:57:06.641
I don't know why that matters.
00:57:06.641 --> 00:57:08.786
I don't know why that matters, but I'm just telling you, ron knocked Chris Pratt out in a dojo.
00:57:08.786 --> 00:57:08.762
I don't know why that matters.
00:57:08.762 --> 00:57:12.938
I don't know why that matters, but I'm just telling you, ron knocked Chris Pratt out in a dojo.
00:57:12.998 --> 00:57:13.438
It's two.
00:57:13.438 --> 00:57:16.240
You know short fat guys.
00:57:17.161 --> 00:57:18.063
One has a mustache.
00:57:18.324 --> 00:57:19.264
One does have a mustache.
00:57:19.264 --> 00:57:22.088
Round one ring rumble.
00:57:22.088 --> 00:57:25.070
Round two arena anarchy.
00:57:28.034 --> 00:57:30.617
Round three final cut Ron, don't subscribe to his nonsense.
00:57:31.518 --> 00:57:33.659
Hank Schrader wins 8.5 out of 10 times.
00:57:33.679 --> 00:57:37.804
He beats Ron Swanson this is Hank's actual training.
00:57:37.824 --> 00:57:41.726
Hank's DEA training makes him a close quarters master.
00:57:41.766 --> 00:57:42.867
Yes, DEA training.
00:57:43.648 --> 00:57:46.791
With precise knife fighting skills and blah blah blah.
00:57:49.655 --> 00:57:50.297
Did he know the?
00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:56.001
weird symbols on Ron's will meant yeah, ron's an experienced whittler, isn't he?
00:57:56.001 --> 00:57:56.943
Let's see here.
00:57:56.943 --> 00:57:59.568
Hank stands over a pinned Ron, knife lowered.
00:57:59.568 --> 00:58:05.021
As the WWE crowd roars, he offers a hand gruffly saying stick the whittle in Swanson.
00:58:05.021 --> 00:58:10.760
Ron, bloody but stoic, replies fair fight, I'll carve your badge later.
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:14.304
They limp from the crowd chanting.
00:58:14.534 --> 00:58:16.141
Because no one could die in this fight.
00:58:16.141 --> 00:58:20.164
Imagine if we did an action hero fight this way.
00:58:21.496 --> 00:58:29.045
I think we might be stuck with Hank yeah that's right, all right, I don't know why, but yeah, hank versus Uncle Phil, let's do this, pulling out the big guns.
00:58:29.045 --> 00:58:29.668
All right, give me a know why.
00:58:29.668 --> 00:58:30.594
But yeah, hank versus Uncle Phil, let's do this.
00:58:31.376 --> 00:58:32.380
Pulling out the big guns.
00:58:32.380 --> 00:58:34.318
All right, give me a number between 1 and 16.
00:58:34.318 --> 00:58:34.838
7.
00:58:35.960 --> 00:58:41.010
Hayden 13.
00:58:42.715 --> 00:58:43.840
7 and 13.
00:58:44.282 --> 00:58:47.260
All right, and that is.
00:58:47.822 --> 00:58:48.403
Now I'll give it to you.
00:58:48.403 --> 00:58:54.704
Uncle Phil can throw people a long ways, You'd see him throw jazz the hedge maze with a chain, ooh.
00:58:55.186 --> 00:58:57.954
Hmm, all right, all right.
00:58:57.954 --> 00:59:00.344
Well, I feel like there's no combat.
00:59:00.344 --> 00:59:08.137
Hank has no combat experience whipping a chain around, so it's equal footing on that and it's a hedge maze what?
00:59:08.338 --> 00:59:11.581
combat experience does Uncle Phil have, besides throwing jazz out the door?
00:59:12.036 --> 00:59:16.458
I feel like Uncle Phil's fought tooth and nail to acquire his wealth.
00:59:16.458 --> 00:59:17.483
He's a rich judge.
00:59:17.483 --> 00:59:21.045
He probably started with nothing.
00:59:21.045 --> 00:59:22.900
He came a long way.
00:59:22.900 --> 00:59:25.202
He can put the law down.
00:59:25.202 --> 00:59:30.199
He knows the law better than Hank does, Does he?
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:31.182
He does because he's a judge.
00:59:32.175 --> 00:59:36.264
So, and you know, push comes to shove and a great pool player.
00:59:36.365 --> 00:59:38.621
And he's a great pool player and push comes to shove.
00:59:38.621 --> 00:59:44.277
You know, uncle Phil, pound for pound, quite literally.
00:59:44.277 --> 00:59:46.284
I think he's got it.
00:59:46.284 --> 00:59:47.085
I think he's got it.
00:59:47.085 --> 00:59:48.536
I feel pretty confident about this.
00:59:48.536 --> 00:59:49.398
What's your argument?
00:59:49.557 --> 00:59:51.161
Well, Hank actually knows how to fight.
00:59:51.161 --> 00:59:52.864
He actually knows how to use weapons.
00:59:52.864 --> 00:59:56.449
He's actually been in real fights, I mean.
00:59:58.076 --> 00:59:59.318
Not just scraps.
00:59:59.318 --> 01:00:07.929
Scraps Like fights, fights Okay, but like you know, I feel like there's enough touch and go with Uncle.
01:00:07.969 --> 01:00:13.719
Phil Maze melee Labyrinth lunge Central showdown.
01:00:13.760 --> 01:00:17.005
And I definitely feel like Hank has the endurance, even though he's a big guy too.
01:00:17.005 --> 01:00:18.246
Hank does not have the endurance.
01:00:18.306 --> 01:00:18.626
You're right.
01:00:18.646 --> 01:00:20.188
More so than Uncle Phil, I'm ready.
01:00:21.050 --> 01:00:21.630
Hank wins.
01:00:21.690 --> 01:00:21.931
No.
01:00:22.534 --> 01:00:23.480
Eight out of ten times.
01:00:26.016 --> 01:00:27.342
You got any other big guns over there?
01:00:28.976 --> 01:00:30.362
I got one left, oh no.
01:00:32.076 --> 01:00:32.961
Tom's about to be out of this.
01:00:34.411 --> 01:00:36.481
All right, he does not have a last name.
01:00:36.481 --> 01:00:38.222
You might have to write the show.
01:00:40.835 --> 01:00:41.418
Hank Schrader.
01:00:41.418 --> 01:00:41.900
Versus.
01:00:42.454 --> 01:00:44.141
Wayne from Letter Kenny.
01:00:44.994 --> 01:00:46.481
Wayne from.
01:00:46.534 --> 01:00:47.197
Is this your big gun?
01:00:47.197 --> 01:00:48.463
You've been hanging on to.
01:00:49.396 --> 01:00:50.561
It's the toughest guy in letter Kenny.
01:00:50.561 --> 01:00:55.121
The whole show is predicated on him beating the brakes off of people.
01:00:55.201 --> 01:00:55.884
What am I at 16?
01:00:55.884 --> 01:00:59.101
Nine Jurassic.
01:00:59.121 --> 01:01:02.197
Park Lab Alright Tom.
01:01:02.458 --> 01:01:02.798
Eleven.
01:01:04.242 --> 01:01:06.867
Hammer Back to that.
01:01:07.608 --> 01:01:10.139
Alright Wayne works on a farm.
01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:11.101
That's true.
01:01:11.643 --> 01:01:12.445
He uses hammers.
01:01:12.445 --> 01:01:15.556
You see him use them in the show.
01:01:15.556 --> 01:01:22.603
He is an astute wordsmith, tactical genius and the toughest guy in all of Letter County.
01:01:23.605 --> 01:01:24.885
Hank is a DEA agent.
01:01:24.885 --> 01:01:26.407
He has that training.
01:01:26.608 --> 01:01:30.010
Yeah, wayne beats the living crap out of a lot of people.
01:01:32.735 --> 01:01:39.112
The AI did not have to think hard about it, hmm.
01:01:40.077 --> 01:01:42.478
Apparently, Hank is 5'11" Wayne's like 6'2", wayne is 6'2".
01:01:44.063 --> 01:01:50.862
Hmm, round one, lab lurch, round two tech tangle.
01:01:51.414 --> 01:01:52.597
Wayne's never lost a fight.
01:01:53.561 --> 01:01:54.402
I think until now.
01:01:54.402 --> 01:01:55.806
Round three, final smash.
01:01:57.235 --> 01:01:58.119
You're like I think it's all down.
01:01:58.460 --> 01:02:04.547
Who wins Hank Schrader 7.5 out of 10 times, it's closer though it's bollocks, it's closer.
01:02:06.735 --> 01:02:12.139
Hank Schrader the average Joe beat down man Hank's got a few more.
01:02:12.581 --> 01:02:12.902
I do.
01:02:14.496 --> 01:02:18.105
It was all funny games when it was Marshall Erickson, wasn't it Hayden Brann?
01:02:18.365 --> 01:02:18.827
It was.
01:02:18.827 --> 01:02:21.722
Hank stands over a pinned Wayne, hammer lowered.
01:02:21.722 --> 01:02:28.300
As the lab's alarms blare, he offers a hand, gruffly saying stick to the farm, buddy Wayne, bloodied but smirking.
01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:29.164
That's your buddy guy.
01:02:29.875 --> 01:02:33.835
Draws, you're alright, first city boy Nah.
01:02:34.378 --> 01:02:35.280
Wayne wouldn't have said that.
01:02:35.280 --> 01:02:36.244
What would he have said?
01:02:36.244 --> 01:02:38.543
He wouldn't have lost, it wouldn't have mattered.
01:02:38.543 --> 01:02:48.501
He would have knocked out Hank and then pulled out a cigarette and, after he threw the punch in one motion, lit a dart and had a shot of Puppenbrews and kept on walking.
01:02:49.835 --> 01:02:51.541
You just can't beat Hank Schrader.
01:02:51.541 --> 01:02:53.646
I'm just saying All right, he was a breaking bad.
01:02:54.614 --> 01:02:56.501
Let's move on to Joey Tribbiani.
01:03:01.056 --> 01:03:04.547
I think Joey kills himself on accident.
01:03:06.115 --> 01:03:09.184
I don't know what to do.
01:03:09.184 --> 01:03:16.829
Let's see, your Hank is one, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven times.
01:03:16.829 --> 01:03:19.255
He's almost caught up to Marshall, oh yeah, all right.
01:03:19.315 --> 01:03:23.396
Give us a location Number between one and ten, or one and sixteen.
01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:28.583
Four have we done that one yet?
01:03:29.224 --> 01:03:29.545
WWE arena Six.
01:03:29.565 --> 01:03:31.108
Bar from Cheers WWE arena Six.
01:03:31.108 --> 01:03:34.452
Bar from Cheers Nah Seven.
01:03:35.876 --> 01:03:36.376
Just give us one.
01:03:36.376 --> 01:03:36.858
We haven't done.
01:03:37.099 --> 01:03:37.641
Hedge maze.
01:03:38.164 --> 01:03:39.938
Eight, just give us one.
01:03:39.938 --> 01:03:40.440
We haven't done.
01:03:40.795 --> 01:03:42.204
Factory from Terminator 2.
01:03:42.224 --> 01:03:43.532
Let's do that one.
01:03:43.532 --> 01:03:46.864
So you want to fight Hank in a factory?
01:03:48.617 --> 01:03:49.521
Mitch one through 16?
01:03:49.521 --> 01:03:51.266
Two Glock.
01:03:53.257 --> 01:03:54.201
Stop picking two.
01:03:54.201 --> 01:03:55.264
You can't do it.
01:03:55.355 --> 01:04:02.443
Okay, we won't do two, just pick one that we haven't done yet Crossbow Okay.
01:04:03.085 --> 01:04:05.329
Oh man, Joey's going to kill himself.
01:04:06.554 --> 01:04:08.463
He's going to fall in the molten pit.
01:04:08.695 --> 01:04:10.101
Yeah, he's going to shoot himself in the foot.
01:04:10.101 --> 01:04:10.900
Try to load it.
01:04:10.900 --> 01:04:11.382
He's like to fall in the molten pit.
01:04:11.382 --> 01:04:11.820
Yeah, he's going to shoot himself in the foot.
01:04:11.820 --> 01:04:11.900
Try to load it.
01:04:13.436 --> 01:04:15.614
He's like pulling the string back and shoots himself in the foot.
01:04:16.074 --> 01:04:17.902
He's going to go ah and fall in the pit.
01:04:17.902 --> 01:04:22.565
He'll still do the like how you, doing as he slays down.
01:04:22.916 --> 01:04:27.286
If Joey wins, hank will be laying there dead, how you doing Holding the crossbar.
01:04:28.016 --> 01:04:34.577
Yeah if Joey wins but he won't He'll probably say that if he loses too.
01:04:34.577 --> 01:04:42.885
Well, I don't know, Maybe he can act his way into being a better, superior fighter.
01:04:43.646 --> 01:04:46.068
You don't think he can trick him into thinking that he's somebody else?
01:04:46.869 --> 01:04:50.873
Yeah, maybe he'll pretend that he's a Terminator and it'll scare Hank Hank.
01:04:50.893 --> 01:04:53.804
Schrader wins 9.9 out of 10 times.
01:04:57.016 --> 01:04:58.402
The biggest beat so far.
01:04:58.875 --> 01:05:02.338
That was bad, oh, joey, why?
01:05:03.175 --> 01:05:05.085
Oh my God, who's your next person?
01:05:05.106 --> 01:05:12.789
All right, you want to say the stupid quips that they say All right, you want to say the stupid quips that they say All right.
01:05:15.856 --> 01:05:21.536
Hank and Joey battered, slump against the crate Crossbows, discarded Joey muses.
01:05:21.536 --> 01:05:27.500
I could pitch this as a Friends the action movie, hank wiping blood grunts.
01:05:27.500 --> 01:05:31.068
Tell it to your agent, all right.
01:05:31.088 --> 01:05:32.632
Hank, wiping blood, grunts, tell it to your agent.
01:05:32.632 --> 01:05:36.702
All right, well, I've been avoiding this one, but no, I'll hold off on this one.
01:05:36.702 --> 01:05:36.884
Let's do.
01:05:36.923 --> 01:05:38.067
It doesn't matter, I've got to fight.
01:05:38.067 --> 01:05:39.380
You're the only one left anyway.
01:05:39.594 --> 01:05:42.916
Let's do Stefan, not Steve Urkel.
01:05:42.916 --> 01:05:45.900
Stefan Stefan, yeah, stefan Urkel.
01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:46.960
Stefan.
01:05:47.521 --> 01:05:48.382
Yeah, the cool one.
01:05:49.164 --> 01:05:50.865
I don't know if it'll even do that.
01:05:50.865 --> 01:05:52.047
Why wouldn't?
01:05:52.168 --> 01:05:54.931
it If it says Steve Erkel, I'm going to lose.
01:05:56.375 --> 01:05:59.784
It's going to be 9.99.
01:06:00.367 --> 01:06:01.009
Is it S-T-E-F-A-N?
01:06:02.835 --> 01:06:04.192
Yeah, but there's an asterisk over the you can't do asterisks.
01:06:04.273 --> 01:06:09.023
But Just like Steve, can you just say Steve Erkel's alter ego, or something like that?
01:06:09.083 --> 01:06:09.425
Like Steve.
01:06:09.425 --> 01:06:11.411
Can you just say Steve Urkel's alter ego or something like that?
01:06:11.411 --> 01:06:12.393
Yeah, just type that in Steve Urkel's alter ego.
01:06:12.414 --> 01:06:15.324
Stefan, alter ego, and then you pick the locations.
01:06:17.940 --> 01:06:22.539
Try and pick them in my favor, pick them in your favor, because Urkel's used weapons before.
01:06:23.181 --> 01:06:24.023
Yeah, stefan.
01:06:24.023 --> 01:06:26.655
No, how do you spell Urkel U-R-K-L-E?
01:06:26.976 --> 01:06:27.597
Yeah, urkel.
01:06:27.617 --> 01:06:28.320
U-R-K-L-E.
01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:30.664
Yeah or Kale.
01:06:30.664 --> 01:06:32.768
Yeah, stefan or Kale.
01:06:32.829 --> 01:06:38.324
Yeah, no matter what, I think Hank wins though.
01:06:38.324 --> 01:06:41.423
Stefan has no weapons training whatsoever.
01:06:41.423 --> 01:06:43.139
I don't think he's ever been in a fight.
01:06:44.101 --> 01:06:45.425
He's cool, though he's cool.
01:06:45.425 --> 01:06:51.702
Remember that episode where he took all the pencils and he threw them up into the ceiling and they stuck into the ceiling and they made a heart.
01:06:52.143 --> 01:06:54.480
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, is that what you're going?
01:06:54.760 --> 01:06:55.443
to do here, yeah.
01:06:55.543 --> 01:06:56.547
I don't know.
01:06:58.255 --> 01:06:59.534
Feel pretty good about it All right.
01:06:59.675 --> 01:07:00.958
Old West Street.
01:07:01.759 --> 01:07:02.019
Okay.
01:07:02.900 --> 01:07:08.230
With Brass knuckles.
01:07:09.096 --> 01:07:10.422
Okay, have we used all of their weapons?
01:07:10.422 --> 01:07:12.132
No, no, not all of their weapons?
01:07:12.152 --> 01:07:12.534
No, no, not at all.
01:07:12.534 --> 01:07:13.699
The other one's an MP5.
01:07:13.699 --> 01:07:15.465
Let's do the brass knuckles.
01:07:16.936 --> 01:07:19.295
Yeah, let's go with that, Stephon.
01:07:19.356 --> 01:07:21.382
you know, I feel like Stephon could throw down.
01:07:22.284 --> 01:07:22.646
Probably.
01:07:22.646 --> 01:07:25.563
I mean, he does have some youth on his side, that's right.
01:07:25.965 --> 01:07:26.385
That's right.
01:07:26.385 --> 01:07:28.820
I don't know.
01:07:28.820 --> 01:07:36.257
I feel like we kind of broke the bank here with Hank Break the bank Message limit reached.
01:07:37.041 --> 01:07:38.605
Oh, what does that mean?
01:07:38.605 --> 01:07:39.025
I don't know.
01:07:39.434 --> 01:07:40.661
It says message limit reached.
01:07:40.661 --> 01:07:41.840
Please try again in an hour.
01:07:43.074 --> 01:07:44.018
Oh, you don't pay for this.
01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:46.023
No, why would I pay for that?
01:07:46.023 --> 01:07:49.239
No, you know how we do that we go to the next AI app.
01:07:52.356 --> 01:07:53.780
I've got three of them.
01:07:53.780 --> 01:07:55.626
The AIs could be biased.
01:07:55.626 --> 01:07:58.242
They could be.
01:07:58.242 --> 01:08:00.789
Marshall could still be in the fight.
01:08:02.675 --> 01:08:04.639
I don't think so.
01:08:04.659 --> 01:08:05.681
Let's see this one's loading up here.
01:08:05.681 --> 01:08:06.802
I'll chat.
01:08:06.802 --> 01:08:07.324
Gpt.
01:08:07.324 --> 01:08:10.335
Now the verdict's a draw, what?
01:08:12.128 --> 01:08:12.974
are you going't have a draw?
01:08:12.974 --> 01:08:14.117
Well, we need winners on this show.
01:08:14.117 --> 01:08:25.936
Well, just to see, on the last one, while you guys were talking, I did Hank Schrader versus Dean Winchester in the same setting, like the factory or whatever, with hammers or whatever we did with crossbows.
01:08:25.978 --> 01:08:27.182
You wasted one of our things.
01:08:27.182 --> 01:08:28.962
I did For science.
01:08:31.435 --> 01:08:33.152
Just to see if Schrader could be defeated by somebody of higher caliber.
01:08:33.152 --> 01:08:36.180
And he won Hank won 6.5 out of 10.
01:08:36.180 --> 01:08:36.849
Against who?
01:08:36.849 --> 01:08:38.139
Against Dean Winchester.
01:08:38.139 --> 01:08:42.257
Oh, we all know Dean would probably mop the floor.
01:08:42.599 --> 01:08:43.481
Dean can't die.
01:08:43.481 --> 01:08:47.384
He's got all these weapons and stuff and tattoos that keep him.
01:08:47.384 --> 01:08:49.796
Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:50.479 --> 01:08:52.966
Anyways, hank Schrader wins.
01:08:52.966 --> 01:08:54.421
It doesn't give me a number out of 10.
01:08:54.421 --> 01:09:01.990
It says not pretty, not elegant, but in a brawl with brass knuckles in the Wild West, raw power and relentless grit beat style and charm All right.
01:09:03.278 --> 01:09:04.225
I got two more.
01:09:04.225 --> 01:09:08.239
All right, I'll save the one that I think could win for last.
01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:14.542
But I was saving this next one because I was avoiding having to fight him with Hank, and it's Jesse Pinkman.
01:09:14.542 --> 01:09:24.920
Hank is beating up Jesse in the show, so so who's your next guy?
01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:33.582
All right, give me a when at Just pick a location we haven't used.
01:09:33.582 --> 01:09:38.479
Pick a location that's not good for Hank, I don't know, like a treetop.
01:09:40.944 --> 01:09:41.444
A desert.
01:09:41.444 --> 01:09:42.587
Let's see the RV.
01:09:43.574 --> 01:09:46.722
Somewhere we haven't been Top of the Cliffs of Insanity.
01:09:47.055 --> 01:09:48.958
All right, let's do that one the Cliffs of.
01:09:49.059 --> 01:09:50.063
Insanity.
01:09:51.055 --> 01:09:54.384
And what's a weapon that we haven't used before?
01:09:54.384 --> 01:09:55.225
Not the MP5.
01:09:55.225 --> 01:09:57.738
No firearms no firearms here.
01:09:59.543 --> 01:10:02.703
Let's see Weapon we haven't used, hmm.
01:10:03.675 --> 01:10:05.100
Can there be a crystal meth lab?
01:10:05.100 --> 01:10:05.682
Is that one?
01:10:06.895 --> 01:10:08.298
Really there's no weapon we haven't used.
01:10:08.298 --> 01:10:10.743
That's not a gun of some sort.
01:10:12.408 --> 01:10:14.579
Oh, I don't know, not a gun.
01:10:14.579 --> 01:10:16.125
Just pick something that's not a gun.
01:10:18.775 --> 01:10:21.198
Um, how We'll go with a chain.
01:10:21.661 --> 01:10:25.011
Okay, come on, jesse, jesse.
01:10:27.440 --> 01:10:28.864
The fight kicks off raw.
01:10:28.864 --> 01:10:31.323
Hank charges in chains, whipping like a bull whip.
01:10:31.323 --> 01:10:35.342
Trying to end it early, jesse ducks, barely dodging a crushing blow.
01:10:35.342 --> 01:10:38.262
He's scrappy, rolling in gravel, grabbing rocks.
01:10:38.262 --> 01:10:41.684
Using the terrain, he swings his chain wide, catching Hank's leg, tripping him.
01:10:41.684 --> 01:10:45.260
Hank roars and yanks Jesse in like a fish on a hook.
01:10:45.260 --> 01:10:46.962
Let's see.
01:10:46.962 --> 01:10:57.796
Oh my God, the winner Jesse, yes, this is.
01:10:57.796 --> 01:10:58.077
Let let's see.
01:10:58.077 --> 01:10:59.140
Oh my god, the winner jesse, yes, this is.
01:10:59.140 --> 01:10:59.442
Uh, let's see.
01:10:59.442 --> 01:11:01.228
In a final brutal moment, both are at the cliff's edge, chains tangled around them.
01:11:01.228 --> 01:11:01.770
One slip could be fatal.
01:11:01.770 --> 01:11:04.398
Jesse uses hank's momentum against him, sidesteps, pulls hard.
01:11:04.398 --> 01:11:07.426
Hank stumbles forward, but the chain catches jesse's ankle.
01:11:07.426 --> 01:11:11.496
They both go over chains, unravel in midair like metallic snakes as they plummet.
01:11:11.496 --> 01:11:13.261
Only one hand catches the edge.
01:11:13.502 --> 01:11:17.216
Jesse pinkman pulls himself up yeah, I like that chat better.
01:11:17.216 --> 01:11:19.523
We should have did that earlier, let's start over.
01:11:19.662 --> 01:11:28.426
Let's start over it's like another time than everybody left it's one I'm just 20
01:11:28.466 --> 01:11:29.912
in the morning and my wife's asleep on the couch.
01:11:29.931 --> 01:11:30.635
I'm just kidding.
01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:32.563
Jesse versus who.
01:11:32.563 --> 01:11:35.990
Oh my god, how many people do you have left I?
01:11:36.393 --> 01:11:36.675
don't have.
01:11:36.675 --> 01:11:44.962
I've got 4 people Charles Eagles, warzone Goulet.
01:11:46.480 --> 01:11:49.698
Pick a number 2 7, now 2, let's do 2 Glock pistol.
01:11:49.698 --> 01:11:50.261
Who am I fighting?
01:11:50.261 --> 01:11:51.344
Pick a number Two no seven, now two.
01:11:51.344 --> 01:11:52.387
Let's do two Glock pistol.
01:11:52.387 --> 01:11:55.483
All right, who am I fighting again?
01:11:55.823 --> 01:11:56.605
Charles Engel.
01:11:56.605 --> 01:11:59.014
Who's that from Little House on the Prairie?
01:11:59.014 --> 01:11:59.194
Oh, okay.
01:12:00.015 --> 01:12:01.319
He's not a work Glock pistol?
01:12:01.338 --> 01:12:02.060
No, he does not.
01:12:02.060 --> 01:12:10.001
Oh well, the Gulag showdown.
01:12:10.001 --> 01:12:16.782
Jesse immediately crouch walks, scanning like he's in a bad deal gone worse.
01:12:16.782 --> 01:12:26.182
Uh, charles starts, confused, maybe yelling what in tarnation, while trying to understand the hellscape what the?
01:12:26.182 --> 01:12:29.327
Verdict jesse wins 51 out of 49 times.
01:12:29.346 --> 01:12:31.511
Wow, 51 out of 49 times.
01:12:32.136 --> 01:12:33.159
Or 51 to 49.
01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:37.462
Okay, Barely Just because he's used to panic, fear and chaos.
01:12:37.462 --> 01:12:42.466
Charles is a tank, but in a modern fight with a Glock, Pinkwin's slightly better prepared for the madness.
01:12:43.676 --> 01:12:50.323
Unless Charles channels full pioneer rage, Jesse's the favorite by a hair, just yells Oklahoma and charges at him.
01:12:50.443 --> 01:12:50.805
What in?
01:12:50.864 --> 01:12:51.667
darnation.
01:12:51.667 --> 01:12:52.775
What in Darnay what?
01:12:53.257 --> 01:12:54.121
in Darnay Alright.
01:12:57.819 --> 01:12:59.836
Did you have the best list, Tom?
01:12:59.836 --> 01:13:00.278
What happened?
01:13:00.278 --> 01:13:00.921
He did.
01:13:01.515 --> 01:13:06.984
I feel like I was sabotaged by crappy AI.
01:13:07.916 --> 01:13:09.362
Marshall Erickson ran through them.
01:13:09.362 --> 01:13:13.341
Yeah, you're getting Tim Riggins.
01:13:13.341 --> 01:13:15.997
Where's he from Friday Night Lights?
01:13:16.340 --> 01:13:22.323
Oh, no, alright let's see, let's do 12 and 9.
01:13:22.323 --> 01:13:23.966
12 and 9.
01:13:24.027 --> 01:13:24.287
9?
01:13:24.627 --> 01:13:24.787
9?
01:13:24.787 --> 01:13:24.787
.
01:13:25.814 --> 01:13:27.140
Because I really look at these.
01:13:27.140 --> 01:13:29.703
Wayne from Letterkenny should have beat the crap out of everybody.
01:13:30.154 --> 01:13:31.622
You say that, but I don't even know who he is.
01:13:32.215 --> 01:13:33.358
Because you never watched Letterkenny.
01:13:33.537 --> 01:13:34.439
Deck of the Black Pearl.
01:13:34.439 --> 01:13:35.082
Okay.
01:13:36.604 --> 01:13:42.137
With hedge clippers, all right, and I'm fighting a.
01:13:42.840 --> 01:13:43.161
Tim.
01:13:43.261 --> 01:13:45.225
Riggins Football guy.
01:13:45.225 --> 01:13:48.462
Yeah Well, Jesse's killed men with his bare hands.
01:13:48.462 --> 01:13:49.659
I feel pretty good about this.
01:13:51.595 --> 01:13:56.988
Tim Riggens is good at fighting, not as good as Wayne, not as good as Wayne.
01:13:56.988 --> 01:14:03.344
Oh, let's see the fight.
01:14:03.344 --> 01:14:04.466
The bell tolls.
01:14:04.466 --> 01:14:05.969
There's a bell, now Go with it.
01:14:05.969 --> 01:14:10.689
Jesse makes his first move, lunging for the hedge clipper, slipping slightly Meth's shoes.
01:14:10.689 --> 01:14:13.539
Don the hedge clippers Slightly slipping slightly meth shoes Don't have good grip.
01:14:13.539 --> 01:14:16.859
Tim seizes the moment, shoulder checks Jesse into the mast.
01:14:16.859 --> 01:14:19.943
Cause, oh cause, we're fighting on the black Pearl with hedge clippers.
01:14:20.775 --> 01:14:23.664
Jesse rebounds with a wild left hook, yelling something about magnets.
01:14:23.664 --> 01:14:34.260
Tim gets the clippers, jesse backs off trying to MacGyver a weapon out of a broken deck plank and a belt buckle.
01:14:34.260 --> 01:14:36.301
Tim swings, misses by inches.
01:14:36.301 --> 01:14:37.882
Jesse ducks, tackles him low.
01:14:37.882 --> 01:14:38.724
They tumble.
01:14:38.724 --> 01:14:41.766
Clippers clatter across the deck, lightning flash.
01:14:41.766 --> 01:14:44.068
They both dive Hands clash on the handle.
01:14:44.068 --> 01:14:45.248
Jesse bites.
01:14:45.248 --> 01:14:47.350
Dirty move but effective, tim shouts.
01:14:47.350 --> 01:14:48.591
Jesse yanks the Clippers free.
01:14:48.591 --> 01:14:53.421
Stab, just like I did to me when Vince.
01:14:53.640 --> 01:14:55.445
Apparently I picked all the sleeper kills.
01:14:55.445 --> 01:14:58.002
Yeah, oh man.
01:14:59.376 --> 01:15:02.064
How many you got left?
01:15:02.064 --> 01:15:03.409
Mitch, two, all right.
01:15:03.409 --> 01:15:06.023
All right, tom, pick a number.
01:15:07.475 --> 01:15:08.778
Eight.
01:15:08.778 --> 01:15:13.145
After this, we can do Wayne versus Hank in this AI.
01:15:20.101 --> 01:15:21.364
If he would have won, or Ron Swanson?
01:15:21.364 --> 01:15:22.546
Yeah, rust Cole.
01:15:22.546 --> 01:15:29.926
Yeah, and Marshall took him out which doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
01:15:33.217 --> 01:15:33.979
With what weapon?
01:15:33.979 --> 01:15:34.740
Just pick a weapon.
01:15:34.740 --> 01:15:37.307
Who's fighting you?
01:15:37.307 --> 01:15:40.823
Jesse Pinkman and Jack Arnold.
01:15:40.823 --> 01:15:43.617
Who's Jack Arnold, the dad from Wonder Years?
01:15:43.617 --> 01:15:45.579
Oh my God.
01:15:46.640 --> 01:15:49.024
Huh, what were the options?
01:15:49.024 --> 01:15:49.926
Can I see the list?
01:15:49.926 --> 01:15:51.247
Can you hold it up real fast?
01:15:51.868 --> 01:15:52.310
Yes, Tom.
01:15:52.529 --> 01:15:52.710
Here.
01:15:54.256 --> 01:15:55.077
I meant like pick a number.
01:15:58.541 --> 01:15:58.661
One.
01:16:00.042 --> 01:16:00.804
With a knife, okay.
01:16:02.627 --> 01:16:03.988
Knife fight.
01:16:04.048 --> 01:16:04.890
Stabby stab.
01:16:05.329 --> 01:16:05.690
Like your son.
01:16:07.578 --> 01:16:08.835
We're fighting with knives in a factory.
01:16:08.895 --> 01:16:12.238
I'm really happy your son, thomas Seidel, tend to see some sighted.
01:16:13.561 --> 01:16:14.805
He's somewhat better.
01:16:14.805 --> 01:16:18.439
Every once in a while I'll load his Nerf gun and point it at people.
01:16:18.439 --> 01:16:22.301
He's like huh, he'll headshot people.
01:16:22.301 --> 01:16:28.622
I'll just be watching TV and he'll be like, in my eye He'll just giggle and get so mad at him.
01:16:29.095 --> 01:16:29.476
The fight.
01:16:29.476 --> 01:16:31.641
Jesse stumbles in, bloodied but determined.
01:16:31.641 --> 01:16:34.507
He's breathing, he's breathing hard.
01:16:34.507 --> 01:16:37.783
Jack's already there, stoic, still like he owns the place.
01:16:37.783 --> 01:16:39.207
The silence is tense.
01:16:39.207 --> 01:16:41.161
No witty banter, just a mutual understanding.
01:16:41.161 --> 01:16:42.083
Only one walks out.
01:16:42.083 --> 01:16:46.023
Jesse lunges first, sloppy but fast.
01:16:46.023 --> 01:16:49.646
Jack sidesteps like he's swatting a fly, slashing Jesse's arm.
01:16:49.646 --> 01:16:52.751
The younger man growls getting up more pissed off than before.
01:16:52.751 --> 01:16:57.581
Jack's cold controlled oh, it's military training, what Oops?
01:16:57.581 --> 01:16:59.525
But Jesse's wild.
01:16:59.525 --> 01:17:00.819
He doesn't fight fair.
01:17:00.819 --> 01:17:06.659
He throws a handful of dust into Jack's eyes, grabs a chain hanging from the ceiling and swings around like some punk MacGyver.
01:17:06.659 --> 01:17:17.362
A few lucky shots land, blood hits the concrete In the end, uh, let's see Come on Anticipation here man.
01:17:19.534 --> 01:17:21.215
It says if it's early Jesse, or if it's post-series Jesse, we'll go with post-series.
01:17:21.215 --> 01:17:28.735
He's hardened, smart, desperate Jesse, bloody, limping knife in hand, walks out of the factory into the night.
01:17:28.735 --> 01:17:32.220
Behind him, jack's body lies still beneath flickering overhead lights.
01:17:32.300 --> 01:17:33.962
This one's way more violent than the other one.
01:17:33.962 --> 01:17:35.162
Yeah, this one's way better.
01:17:35.182 --> 01:17:41.930
We should have did this entire one with that All right, I'm on my last one Down to your last man, jim, from.
01:17:41.970 --> 01:17:42.770
According to Jim.
01:17:43.091 --> 01:17:49.193
Okay, jesse versus Jim.
01:17:50.354 --> 01:17:51.493
Can Jesse be like Senzu being Rehealed now Cause it.
01:17:52.237 --> 01:17:54.845
It seems like he's like carrying on From one fight To the next fight.
01:17:54.845 --> 01:17:58.131
It does kinda sound that way.
01:17:58.131 --> 01:18:00.795
Yeah, he's like Stumbles in bloody.
01:18:00.795 --> 01:18:02.783
That's not fair.
01:18:02.783 --> 01:18:04.743
I mean, he's doing Pretty awesome.
01:18:06.240 --> 01:18:09.162
After he killed Hank Schrader While yelling Magnets.
01:18:09.655 --> 01:18:10.478
Alright just pick.
01:18:10.478 --> 01:18:11.100
Pick a location.
01:18:11.100 --> 01:18:11.680
It can be anywhere.
01:18:13.365 --> 01:18:13.686
Subway.
01:18:13.686 --> 01:18:17.181
All right, pick a weapon, Tom.
01:18:17.181 --> 01:18:20.280
Subway sandwich.
01:18:23.036 --> 01:18:28.368
Apparently Tom is hungry Ladles.
01:18:29.916 --> 01:18:31.060
How do you spell ladle L-A-D-L-E?
01:18:31.060 --> 01:18:35.970
I didn't know if it was two D's or not.
01:18:35.970 --> 01:18:48.525
Spoons like the genozachi ok, well, here we go the world's most horribly slow murder alright, let's see.
01:18:51.481 --> 01:18:52.865
I should have picked that one, did you know?
01:18:52.886 --> 01:18:54.720
such the spot, the spot.
01:18:54.720 --> 01:19:01.328
They spot the lone ladle glinting under flickering fluorescent lights, the lone ladle, ladle, ladle, ladle.
01:19:01.895 --> 01:19:03.019
Both make a break for it.
01:19:03.019 --> 01:19:05.405
Jesse's move Quick.
01:19:05.405 --> 01:19:08.784
He gets there first, grabs the ladle, starts swinging like it's a medieval mace.
01:19:08.784 --> 01:19:14.717
He's fast, but Jim absorbs one hit with his thick forearm and just growls.
01:19:14.717 --> 01:19:19.707
Jim's move he bum, rushes Jesse with that linebacker energy, tackles him to a bench.
01:19:19.707 --> 01:19:20.929
Jesse drops the ladle.
01:19:20.929 --> 01:19:23.115
Now it's fists and fury.
01:19:23.115 --> 01:19:30.046
Jesse tries to scramble, maybe even scream yo as a distraction, but Jim sits on him full weight.
01:19:30.046 --> 01:19:36.541
Jesse thrashes but Jim grabs the ladle, holds it up like Excalibur and bonks him into submission.
01:19:36.541 --> 01:19:38.346
Jim wins barely.
01:19:38.346 --> 01:19:41.917
It's messy and he probably throws out his bag.
01:19:41.917 --> 01:19:43.020
Pure sizing grit.
01:19:43.020 --> 01:19:46.287
Chicago dad rage, overpowering Jesse's chaotic energy.
01:19:46.287 --> 01:19:52.936
Chicago dad rage, he's a big Chicago Bears fan Bears.
01:19:54.037 --> 01:19:59.585
Jesse had a good little run there, but you got me down to my final boss, luther.
01:19:59.585 --> 01:20:01.046
He's going to win.
01:20:01.127 --> 01:20:04.751
Yeah, I want to pick the weaponry in the location again.
01:20:04.751 --> 01:20:06.765
That was funny.
01:20:08.675 --> 01:20:09.746
We should do it where we just don't have a list.
01:20:09.746 --> 01:20:12.041
Let's stick an odd guy out next time, just pick random stuff.
01:20:13.275 --> 01:20:13.756
Pick a place.
01:20:17.019 --> 01:20:18.060
Skyscraper rooftop.
01:20:21.804 --> 01:20:22.024
All right.
01:20:22.024 --> 01:20:22.585
What kind of weapon?
01:20:23.466 --> 01:20:28.730
Ooh Gun Come on now.
01:20:28.770 --> 01:20:29.252
Come on no.
01:20:29.815 --> 01:20:30.699
No, he's a British cop.
01:20:30.699 --> 01:20:31.362
They don't get those.
01:20:32.016 --> 01:20:33.622
No influence from the peanut gallery.
01:20:34.716 --> 01:20:37.966
Give him a billy club Slapjacks.
01:20:39.716 --> 01:20:40.381
A blackjack.
01:20:40.381 --> 01:20:45.726
What's a fun weapon that nobody really uses or thinks about?
01:20:47.154 --> 01:20:52.404
A boomerang Throwing darts.
01:20:52.765 --> 01:20:53.466
A didgeridoo.
01:20:53.627 --> 01:20:54.287
A didgeridoo.
01:20:54.287 --> 01:20:54.930
That's not a weapon.
01:20:56.716 --> 01:20:58.519
Not with that attitude.
01:20:58.578 --> 01:21:01.703
All right, come on, it's the last one.
01:21:02.645 --> 01:21:03.206
Saxophones.
01:21:03.206 --> 01:21:07.500
All right, okay, it's made out of metal.
01:21:08.435 --> 01:21:10.963
After Luther wins, he's going to play Careless Whisper.
01:21:11.475 --> 01:21:15.006
It's going to be Baker Street by Jerry Rafferty.
01:21:20.221 --> 01:21:23.402
All right, let's break this wild matchup down.
01:21:23.402 --> 01:21:26.380
Let's see.
01:21:26.975 --> 01:21:28.882
Even the AI is like okay.
01:21:30.396 --> 01:21:31.622
Both start 20 feet apart.
01:21:31.622 --> 01:21:33.381
The only weapons saxophones.
01:21:34.635 --> 01:21:40.322
Jim opens with some bravado trying to psych Luther out with bluesy riffs and dad jokes.
01:21:40.322 --> 01:21:42.186
Luther doesn't flinch.
01:21:42.186 --> 01:21:44.222
He immediately weaponizes the sax like a bludgeon.
01:21:44.222 --> 01:21:49.440
Jim's got heart and maybe one could whack at him, but Luther is just too precise.
01:21:49.440 --> 01:21:51.922
He sidesteps, disarms and sudden death.
01:21:51.922 --> 01:21:53.000
It ends with a swift move.
01:21:53.000 --> 01:21:54.457
Luther wins.
01:21:54.457 --> 01:22:04.662
Unless this is a cartoon version of Jim where plot armor exists, I'll see Luther's assassin instincts and combat skill outmatch Jim's dad strength and charm.
01:22:04.662 --> 01:22:07.563
Saxophones or not, this is over in one clean hit.
01:22:07.563 --> 01:22:15.020
But if Jim gets the lucky shot in and the rooftop has some loose shingles or slapstick potential, there's a tiny chance he pulls off a surprise win.
01:22:15.020 --> 01:22:17.226
Tiny chance, think banana peel energy.
01:22:17.226 --> 01:22:19.538
Does that make sense?
01:22:20.440 --> 01:22:20.743
Tiny?
01:22:20.743 --> 01:22:21.746
I don't think so.
01:22:22.095 --> 01:22:23.041
I think Luther's won.
01:22:24.396 --> 01:22:25.280
And I have one.
01:22:25.280 --> 01:22:28.003
It was down to the last guy we got.
01:22:28.003 --> 01:22:30.243
I thought for sure Tom was going to win.
01:22:31.295 --> 01:22:31.395
Tom.
01:22:31.395 --> 01:22:32.005
It's down to the last guy we got.
01:22:32.005 --> 01:22:32.266
I thought for sure Tom was going to win.
01:22:32.266 --> 01:22:32.481
Tom thought that too.
01:22:33.216 --> 01:22:34.581
Tom's been out for half an hour yeah.
01:22:36.277 --> 01:22:37.301
I was about to just go to bed.
01:22:38.235 --> 01:22:39.118
Did you lock up when you leave?
01:22:39.118 --> 01:22:42.417
Yes, the average joke beat down.
01:22:42.417 --> 01:22:44.604
Win by Luther from Luther.
01:22:46.576 --> 01:22:47.380
All right, what's that social media?
01:22:47.380 --> 01:22:48.377
One more time, tom yeah.
01:22:48.436 --> 01:22:49.220
Luther, luther one.
01:22:49.220 --> 01:22:52.181
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01:23:07.935 --> 01:23:09.743
Should do sitcom wives next.
01:23:11.055 --> 01:23:12.659
I'm picking Lois from Malcolm in the Middle.
01:23:12.659 --> 01:23:15.407
She's evil, she's mean.
01:23:15.407 --> 01:23:25.305
She held a teddy bear in a fireplace that was on fire to give Francis the business while yelling at him, and didn't flinch while sustaining Burns.
01:23:26.715 --> 01:23:31.086
I don't know, if Fran Dreschner's got that, my Fair Lady, oh yeah, got that street smarts.
01:23:31.551 --> 01:23:31.734
Alright.
01:23:32.398 --> 01:23:32.899
That was fun.
01:23:32.899 --> 01:23:35.240
Well, until next time, I'm Hayden.
01:23:35.440 --> 01:23:35.823
I'm Mitch.
01:23:36.063 --> 01:23:36.905
I'm Tom, goodbye.
01:23:44.568 --> 01:23:45.369
I feel like your AI.
01:23:45.369 --> 01:24:01.542
Let us all down and make it like a just a fight.