Comic quest Ep 6: Time to jump ship

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Here we are.
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We are 40 mediums, dark and alliance at Dungeons and Dragons.
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Are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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This is Comic Quest.
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Hello and welcome back to episode six of Comics Quest.
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You join myself, Gareth Much, aka Don Baldry, Kate Hammer, aka Fanny, forgot your last name, Tom Stade, aka Bill Futler, and our uh DM Extraordinaire Liam Fowrley, aka also Shawn Michaels, aka Alan, aka a million and one other beautiful voices that brings us to the game.
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Uh, I'm not gonna tell us where you join us because even though it's just happened, I can't remember.
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Or it might be the first time you're tuning in.
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Or it might be the first time you're tuning in, in which case you'll be able to pick it up.
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We also don't know what the.
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If you're tuning in for the first time, I would I would go back and start on episode one that I know it's probably gonna be the smartest myth.
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Or just pick it up from here.
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You're fine.
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Yeah, you're fine, you're fine.
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Just stay right where you are.
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I'll recap it.
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We're we're four guys from a comedy club that got sucked into Dungeon World, and now we've just finished talking to a guy named Alan who had a sand castle, and I mean castle.
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Kit killed a big toad.
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You're up to speed.
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And despite what you may have heard, Fanny's Bigwind is actually really good looking.
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Bigwind, that was it, Fanny Bigwind.
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Despite what you've heard, Fanny is pretty good looking.
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Depending on who you talk to.
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Yeah, really.
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She's got not one, but two knockers.
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Okay.
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So, yeah, in the last episode, you all had your wee adventure with Alan Lilly in his pussy palace.
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He gave you some items, he helped you master some weapons, and now you're back on the beach in front of you as the shot Ig's body still floating.
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Igg, who was a merman you killed a couple episodes ago, his body's still floating in the water.
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Oh, and the shit that that is crashed that contains all the materials to help you make your weapons and your armor and all that, that's in front of you.
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I said, guys, I I think uh what a weird moment in the Pussy Palace.
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I enjoyed it though.
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I want to also say his riddle was wrong.
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Yeah.
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We agree.
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Yeah, no, we all agree that is feathers are easy to throw, right?
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Like I'm not an idiot.
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The first riddle was bullshit.
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We all agree on that.
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Yeah, okay.
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So now that we've leveled up and have a couple more magic items, I think we now we go to the ship and we get the things to make weapons to get home.
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Because let's not forget our goal is to go back to Aberdeen.
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Yeah, I fully agree.
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You're getting paid 75?
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Well, yeah.
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You guys are getting paid?
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Everybody knows that.
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Every time just what?
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But that also comes with a uh travelodge room.
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If I know Taz, no, it does not.
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It doesn't.
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It comes with the Albaguest house.
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Albagu.
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Daddy just scribbled a sign that said travelage on.
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Yeah.
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The Albaguest house.
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I remember anyway.
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Okay.
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All right.
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So we walk towards the ship.
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Okay, so you reach the ship without any problems and all that.
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You're at the kind of the well, the tide's coming in.
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You'll need to start.
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You can either climb on the rocks to jump on the ship or you could kind of like go in through the sea and try and go there.
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I roll perception on which would I think is the easier way to go?
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Okay, so roll me.
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One, I didn't notice anything.
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I'm like, I can't tell.
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Can I also roll perception?
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Yeah.
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You can roll, you roll it and I'll tell what happened.
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So now you are visibly confused by the sport.
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You're like, how is it not sinking?
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You're gonna have if anything happens, you're gonna need an extra turn just to get your head around the boat before you can do anything.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, that's obvious, right?
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How's it eat?
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I mean, it shouldn't it should be thick.
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Do we understand that the rat is eating his brain?
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No.
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The rat is in the bag, wait and it cut my window and goes to bed.
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Uh I rolled a 16, a 12 plus a four.
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Right.
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So the most stable way in which you would give you the best kind of view is to go on the rocks and get onto like the deck of the ship.
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I do.
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Can I do I'll do that?
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I'll roll my candle.
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Danny would like to come with him as well.
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So uh Oh, I climb rocks.
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No, you're confused.
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You're confused.
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You're gonna need a mat.
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So if you don't even know it's a fucking boat right now.
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Whoa.
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So it's a boat.
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Uh if Fanny and Don can roll me a dexterity.
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Oh yes, please.
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Yes, please.
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14 plus two, 16 for Fanny.
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Dexterity plus two.
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That's 19.
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Okay, and Sean got 21.
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Oh, that's great.
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Sean got twenty-one.
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Who gives a shit?
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We do.
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Good job, Sean!
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So Sean's gonna be the first one to do it.
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Uh so Sean skillfully climbs the rocks, he doesn't slip or anything like that.
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He then jumps onto the deck of the ship.
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Now the de the the kind of crack in the bow of the ship is at the back kind of corner of it.
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So Sean jumps on like the diagonal, like directly diagonally across at the front, and as he does it start, you see the ship start to shift and more water come in.
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Fuck.
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So it's not gonna be good for a little fat Don.
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I'm skinny and tiny.
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Well, you're confused on the short line right now.
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Oh what's a boat?
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What is a boat?
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What is that?
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Why do we call it a boat?
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I mean, Don rolled in 19, so he's getting up there pretty tightly.
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If someone's gonna jump in the boat next, it'll probably be you.
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Do you want to jump straight on it?
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I do.
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So you want to try and maybe be like humor features kind of situation.
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Don doesn't understand uh fucking where to be to position yourself best for the to keep sort of balance.
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You could roll me a perspective and I'm gonna tell you if you want to insight or something.
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I like rolling.
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I like rolling, that's why we're here.
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Let's roll.
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Oh ho ho, I am rolling so good today.
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Uh right, so that's an 18 just natural plus what have I just rolled?
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Uh insight.
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Insight.
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Where the fuck is that?
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Oh, there plus two.
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So that is 20.
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Right.
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So I'll tell you.
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Basically, for there's three levels to this boat.
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Uh you've by just looking at it, you've worked out user going to need to position yourself at either ends of the boat to stop it from sinking so you can go down and get the stuff.
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Okay.
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But also you realise the amount of weight of the stuff that's down there, that's keeping the boat up as well.
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So once you pick up that stuff, you'll have a short amount of time to get out of the boat before it sinks.
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Okay, I call for Shawn Michaels to move to the other end of the boat.
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Okay, so he does that, and then are you jumping on?
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And then I'm jumping on.
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Okay.
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So And then I say to Fanny, I'll I will go down to the bottom deck of the boat so it can all restore its balance.
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Right.
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So Don runs down to the bottom.
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Okay, so the boat is stable right now.
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You're but you're waiting on the boat?
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No, you're about to jump on.
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Bell Footwell has been reactivated.
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Oh boat, of course it's a boat.
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Of course it's a boat.
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A boat floats, right?
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So no, mate, I did dexterity.
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Don't, don't feel stupid.
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Eleven.
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What is your dexterity?
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Is 13 plus one, 12.
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12.
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Oh.
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Come on, I'm also a thief, man.
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Okay, so you make it, but you you slip and slide on the rocks.
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It's not an easy that's fine.
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That's fine.
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You're now there on the rocks with Fanny, and Don is telling you how this is working.
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Basically, these are all gonna have to be at opposite sides of the boat moving together.
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So if two people are on one side, two people need to be on the other side to keep it afloat, and that's how it's gonna have to go.
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So are you going down at the I'm down, I'm down in the bow.
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Right.
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What's down there?
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The armory, I'm guessing.
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Yeah.
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So see now you're on the deck of the ship and you rolled inside, you see a coin that is uh on the deck of the ship as you're about to go down.
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Please and thank you.
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Takes coin, pockets coin.
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Okay.
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I'm not going to tell you what it is, you'll need to figure out a way to work out what this is.
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Put it in the inventory.
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Not a coin.
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Make that bigger, please.
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Uh and then you go down.
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Uh so now on the second bit of the side.
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Am I okay just to sorry to interrupt?
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Am I okay just to put in mysterious coin brackets, figure out what it is later?
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Yeah, you can do that.
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So now it's up to you.
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So Don's gone down.
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It's now between the three of you to decide who's gonna move down to the second bit of the ship to keep it afloat.
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Um fat who's who would who's heavier?
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Does it matter?
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So Sean and Fanny are the two tallest, so you would assume oh no, actually, small people could be heavy as well.
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Uh I'm not gonna make you roll for.
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You're gonna give all of his body dysmorphia.
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You're cancelled, Farrelly.
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Fat Jake.
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I am gonna write to my people and we are gonna get you cancelled.
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So we'll say everybody's pretty much on a same similar kind of band bus.
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I'll go to the second.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll go to the second.
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Does that sound what's in the second?
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Look, I feel like someone's gonna go down on the ship, so if you want to go on it, go on.
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I've got an immovable rod, so I'm not going anywhere.
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Honestly, that is true.
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If the s if the ship sinks, you just hold on to your rod and hang in midair.
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That's all I'm gonna do.
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Now it's on and Bill on the second floor, Sean and Fanny up on the deck.
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Oh, wait, I did get on the boat?
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Yeah, so you used to Sean and Fanny are on the deck or the ship.
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By either end.
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Yeah.
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It's the stuff at the bottom of the boat.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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You and me are there.
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You're the second.
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There's a floor underneath that.
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Oh, right, okay, sorry.
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Okay.
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I'm t I'm uh trying to make eye contact with Sean.
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He's turned around.
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Sean.
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Sean.
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Sean.
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He's pretending not to hear me.
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You and Bill are on the second deck of the ship.
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What you can see is in the kind of back corner on top of where Sean is standing, there is water.
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You can see water coming up through that bit, so that's where the hole is below it.
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Do you want to try and fix that?
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Can can we fix the hole?
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Well, have you got any spells or anything like that?
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You can get rid of water.
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Dancing life.
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What about why don't we go down?
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No, but the water's away.
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The water's coming in again.
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Smoke animal.
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This water make disappear is not gonna be useful.
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I could blow a very big dragon and we could all run away.
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Um what no?
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I can disperse water for sure.
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Create or destroy water.
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That's easy.
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Okay, you did not?
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Uh, wait, it's only 10 gallons.
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We don't need that's short.
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Right, I know constantly coming in.
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In episode uh earlier one.
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Yeah.
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In episode one or two, I thought the ocean might have been gallons.
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I now realize how stupid that was.
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But surely there's not ten gallons of water.
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That's the maximum amount of water you can destroy.
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You can destroy less than 10 gallons if you see.
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Yeah, but there's yeah, exactly.
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There's not 10 gallons in the boat, is there?
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100%.
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Remember what we said is a gallon is this.
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That's not a gallon.
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Yes.
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Uh, for all those listening, what Fanny did was put her hands about 10 inches above.
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More than 10 inches to the bottom.
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Yeah, that's like 20 inches.
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20 inches.
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Are we gonna talk about size right now?
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I did.
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You know what?
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I've been lied to my own.
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Women will have me believe that's six inches.
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Uh I'm gonna create uh no, I'm gonna destroy the water.
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You're not it doesn't matter yet, right?
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Well, on the second floor, there probably there might be stuff you can get.
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So you're more trying to investigate the second floor.
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Okay, let's let's look around.
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What's in the second floor?
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What do we got?
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Well, there's a whole shit ton of fucking water coming in.
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On the second floor, there's not loads.
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You can see where the water is coming in, there's water there.
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Right loads of it.
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Uh would you describe that as a boat wound?
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A boat wound?
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Because I can cure wounds.
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No, I put a stupid question.
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Don't regret asking it.
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Uh thunder wave.
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Um speak with animals, that's irrelevant.
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Yeah, no, I can do fuck all.
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If I'm not destroying water, I can do fuck all.
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I'm looking around to see what it's doing.
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Don't you raise your fucking voice to me.
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I'm looking around! There's a foreign language exactly.
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I am trying to help the team.
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I'm trying to help the team by dispersing this water to make it easier to look.
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Yeah, but the water is just on the floor.
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The water's gonna come back immediately.
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Right, so you roll investigation.
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Investigating.
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19.
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Okay, so you find uh the Marinal's armor.
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Uh how do you spell that?
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Mariners.
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M-A-R-I-N-E-R-S.
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Mariners.
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Come on, now.
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Okay.
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That was enough.
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That was enough to know.
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You can put it on.
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Uh and I'm not going to tell you what it does, but you could you could put it on if you wanted to.
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I'm putting it on.
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Will it fit him?
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Uh it's not a great fit, but it it it's staying on.
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It's not gonna fall out.
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Tiny, ugly bastard.
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Aaron Ros, is it made out of metal?
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Uh it's made out of kind of leather and there's a bit of kind of chain mail kind of stuff.
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It's rubbish, rubbish.
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Hey, it looks good on me.
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You're doing it for fashion.
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Goes with my bracelet.
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Uh yeah, Bill does a spin and goes, does this make me look cunt?
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Now he's all like right, there's nothing else up there on that deck.
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You can go down or you can go back up.
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It's up to you.
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Let's go back down.
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There's probably more armor down now.
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You one of us needs to stay here.
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Do we?
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For balance.
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Or you could ask them to come down and you could go down further.
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Sean Michael.
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Sean and Fanny.
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Sean Heartbreak Kid and the woman.
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Sean finally turns around.
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Two tits.
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Hey, two tits, an ugly bastard.
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Good day.
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Which one is that?
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Which one?
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Is that two tits talking?
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We both agree we're gonna come.
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I come down a level.
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Okay, so now you're on the second level, and Dawn and Bow's shim and you're going down as well.
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Uh, do you want to go to the third level?
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I've already got some armor.
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I'm gonna go actually down to the I'll stay up with Sean while those are.
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What a beautiful fucking again.
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I just want to say that's beautiful.
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He's got his new armor thing.
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He's letting Fanny go down and find his undernet.
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That's nice.
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That's just nice.
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We're starting to be at I'm gonna show Sean my rod.
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You know what that is?
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Okay.
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Um Okay, yeah, let's go his past.
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I regret, I regret, I regret congratulating.
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That's short king behavior, you know?
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He's too busy with his rod.
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He fucking You can't use the word rod without always laughing every time you say it.
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Yeah, so uh now you're down on the third level.
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The back at so the back of the boat where the water was coming in, you can see that that's like up to the ceiling.
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So you could try and go in there and investigate, but you're gonna have to hold your breath and swim and stuff.
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Uh this is where I should destroy some fucking water, I think.
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I think I should also detect magic.
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Oh, okay.
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Roll that.
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Now can I roll destroy water?
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Uh well okay.
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Well, do you want to wait and see if that's I don't.
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I think you gotta let me get ahead of a goddamn turn.
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I don't I don't wanna.
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I'm rolling.
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No!
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Oops.
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Fuck me.
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Damn the hole.
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It wouldn't happen if you just let me roll.
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There wouldn't be none of these.
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You're all good.
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There you go.
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A twenty!
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Yeah, I'm pet up, so just re-roll it again.
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Please notice that I'm not retouching my dice.
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I can't believe we have to close it.
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I've got a 10.
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And um What is the thing for that actually?
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So that what does it say?
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What does detect magic say?
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Detect magic.
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For the duration, you sense the presence of magical effects within 30 feet of yourself.
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If you sense such effects, you can take the magic action to see a faint aura around any visible creature or object in the area that bears the magic.
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And if an effect was created by a spell, you learn the spell's school of magic.
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Okay, so you you don't even need to roll for that, so Oh well.
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There you go, we've learned something, but uh you see uh tankard uh that starts to glow.
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Okay.
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A tankered like a glass floating in the water.
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Showdon that.
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It's on level two.
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It's on it's not it's in the bat that's not in the water in the bottom of the ship.
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Okay.
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Dare show dawn that it'll be ripped this whole fucking tinkered is just a thing to drink out of, right?
00:17:23.759 --> 00:17:28.720
Yeah, but it could be like it could be like the one in in uh the Doctor Strange.
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No, Ragnarok, where he goes, hey, you want a beer, and then it flows up with a beer.
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Fanny doesn't tell anyone that she sees the magic tinkered.
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Yeah, because she's worried about Don.
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Okay.
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Can you roll me a slate of hand?
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If you're really worried about Don, you'd let him have a sip out of your tankard.
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14.
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Yeah, oh so this is deception.
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Oh no, sleight of hand does it, sleight of hand.
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Plus four, so eighteen.
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Ooh, that's a dirty.
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So you don't know that she's hidden the tank a little bit.
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I've gotten the tank.
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Yeah, you've got it and you've had enough.
00:17:58.000 --> 00:17:59.440
And then you wanted to try to destroy water.
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Destroy water.
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Can you eat me in the spell?
00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:03.279
Oh, that's uh yes.
00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:05.359
Uh destroy water.
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You destroy up to ten gallons of water in an open container within range.
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Alternatively, you can destroy fog in 30 foot cube within range, but who gives about the fog, eh?
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Let's just kill this water.
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Yep.
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So you roll it and you destroy that bit of water and you see the materials you need to get.
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Do I get a plus to this or is it just what I roll?
00:18:24.000 --> 00:18:25.279
No, you don't need to roll for that.
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You just you can just save that.
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I just do that?
00:18:27.279 --> 00:18:27.519
Yeah.
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Holy shit, then this 18 was for nothing.
00:18:31.359 --> 00:18:32.720
Well, save it for something else.
00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:38.720
So you see, now you've destroyed the water, the ship has started to sink, but you see the materials you need to get.
00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:40.160
Why is the ship started to sink?
00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:43.119
Ship sinking.
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Could I not?
00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:46.079
It's already done.
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Okay.
00:18:47.440 --> 00:18:48.160
You see the materials.
00:18:48.480 --> 00:18:49.839
You see the thing you're there to get.
00:18:50.319 --> 00:18:52.880
Uh how heavy does it look?
00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:53.920
Uh and how much of it?
00:18:54.079 --> 00:18:56.559
It's like a big chest, so it'll take two people to carry.
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I slide uh the chest.
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Well, yeah, I slide the chest in between me and Fanny, and I say, hoist on three.
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One three.
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Yeah, hoist on three.
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Three.
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Three.
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We hoist.
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And then you're taking it up to second level.
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All the fucking levels, yeah.
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Right up.
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We go off this boat.
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Bill and Sean, move up one.
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Okay.
00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:26.000
I press the button on my movable rod and go, that's how it works, Sean.
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Let's get out of here.
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So you're on the second level, and Bill and Sean are on the top level.
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And this is when you are surprised as they're called Shag Shag Jin.
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The DM's surprise.
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He can't even say it.
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Didn't you come up with the name of this?
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Shag Randers.
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It's an actual, I can show you.
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I can show you in the monster manual.
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Yeah, please.
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Go on then.
00:19:49.839 --> 00:19:50.720
Go on then, mate.
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Get your monster manual out, mate.
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So Shaggy.
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I like how he said that's also coy.
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I could show you Monster Manual.
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So proud of his monster manual.
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He wanted it.
00:20:03.519 --> 00:20:05.279
That monster manual is way better.
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The original monster manual.
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Are you feeling a bit insecure about the size of his monster manual?
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I am.
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He's just fucking dropped his monster manual on the table.
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That's I see it.
00:20:20.000 --> 00:20:20.799
It's this guy.
00:20:21.039 --> 00:20:23.599
Oh yeah, pass it around, pass it around.
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Says here how to kill him.
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It's one of those things.
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Is it one?
00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:38.799
One bust into the bat the Don and Fanny are in and to jump up on the deck where you're sauna.
00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:39.680
Okay.
00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:40.160
Okay.
00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:41.839
So two are where we are.
00:20:43.279 --> 00:20:45.839
One is where you are, and uh two is where you are, yeah.
00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:47.279
Well, me and Sean.
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Oh no, you can only talk to animals on the top.
00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:54.160
What do I I'm gonna assume they're not happy?
00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:56.400
Well, no, they're naturally aggressive.
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So that's kill.
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Oh my god, traits blood frenzy.
00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:00.559
Okay.
00:21:00.880 --> 00:21:01.200
Yeah.
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I've I've known I've seen these.
00:21:03.200 --> 00:21:04.240
Shark telepathy?
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What the fuck?
00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:06.160
Telepussy.
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I shouldn't be sure.
00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:08.799
I shouldn't they actually be showing you that though?
00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:11.440
Can I just see the touch of that?
00:21:12.079 --> 00:21:12.640
Read quickly.
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Right.
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Let's read quickly.
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I really want to just I want to acknowledge telepussy because I really did like that.
00:21:20.559 --> 00:21:21.599
Yeah, telepussy.
00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:23.119
Wait, did you say teleput?
00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:25.440
No, you said telepussy.
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Telepussy.
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I don't think that counts as a.
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No, that's not a pun.
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It's so not a pun.
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DM is your call, but I'm gonna say it's not not a pun.
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I'm gonna say that's a D8.
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I'm gonna need a D a pun down.
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It's not not a pun.
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Who said it?
00:21:41.599 --> 00:21:42.640
But it wasn't no, it was birthed.
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It was birth, it was birthed out of a mispronunciation.
00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:49.680
She said telepathy, and then Tom thought Kate said telepath.
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Do you know what?
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I'm gonna let that slide then as a mistake.
00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:54.559
And now it's teamwork.
00:21:55.519 --> 00:21:59.680
It kind of seems like I tried to call you out, but I was genuinely like, are we?
00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:01.359
Really like the term telepathy.
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Yeah.
00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:04.559
That's a phone I'd like to get a call on.
00:22:04.880 --> 00:22:10.559
Okay, so can that attack.
00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:12.000
And I'm about to have to attack again.
00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:14.480
Yeah, I'm going to say, okay, I'll like you away with that one.
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Best phone ever, am I right?
00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:19.359
So everybody roll initiative.
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I could watch that thing all day long.
00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:23.839
What noise does it?
00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:28.640
Oh, I am rolling so fucking good today.
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Okay.
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Oh, do I roll too?
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17 is what I got, Mr.
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DM.
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10.
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What?
00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:38.240
What are we What are we rolling?
00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:39.839
Initiative, I think?
00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:40.799
Yeah, initiative.
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I got a 17, Mr.
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DM, Mr.
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Farrell.
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Mr.
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Farrelly, I got a 17.
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So initiative you don't get pluses for, you just roll it.
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And that decides where you go in the ticket.
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Mr.
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DM, I got a 17.
00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:54.480
What did you get, Tom?
00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:57.039
Oh, my I'm on a different battle.
00:22:57.359 --> 00:22:59.839
No, it's still gonna work the same.
00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:01.759
God damn it.
00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:02.799
The fuck you.
00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:03.599
What did you get?
00:23:04.160 --> 00:23:04.720
Seven.
00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:06.319
I got a ten when I rolled it.
00:23:06.640 --> 00:23:09.200
I don't even know what that means, but I'm feeling I'm gonna get hit four.
00:23:09.440 --> 00:23:13.359
Well, whatever's about to happen, I'm gonna be really initiative-y on.
00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:14.400
Because I got a six sided.
00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:16.720
So I thought initiative was a six-sider.
00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:19.200
No, it can be, but it's changed since.
00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:21.680
Oh wow, look at you knowing what dice is walk.
00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:24.400
There's a lot that's changed in Dungeons and Dragons.
00:23:25.119 --> 00:23:30.160
For my older fans that are listening right now, I'm playing with the younger version of it.
00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:33.200
But we all We love our boomer audience.
00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:34.480
We love our boomer.
00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:40.000
I'm not talking to you, Dad.
00:23:40.559 --> 00:23:42.000
Because you're dead.
00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:46.240
We give our boomer audience a boom.
00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:48.480
You guys watch the Costco guys?
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:49.759
Shut the fuck up.
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:51.119
Shut the fuck up.
00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:53.519
Shut your fucking dad.
00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:55.680
I know you have done something about it.
00:23:56.000 --> 00:23:57.839
Yeah, we just rolled and told you our score.
00:23:58.799 --> 00:23:59.920
I know what you did.
00:24:02.559 --> 00:24:03.839
What are you telepathic?
00:24:04.799 --> 00:24:05.519
Telepathic?
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:09.039
Oh, I'm William, and just because I'm writing down doesn't mean I can't hear you.
00:24:09.519 --> 00:24:10.079
Fuck off.
00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:16.799
Alright, so the way this the tons are gonna go, it's gonna be a dawn first.
00:24:17.119 --> 00:24:17.519
Of course it is.
00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:18.240
What do you want to do?
00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:19.519
Handsome first.
00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:24.240
Uh right.
00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:24.799
The rat.
00:24:26.559 --> 00:24:31.359
He is gonna be so I'm I'm gonna also get a magic marker and write on his face.
00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:33.920
Uh magic marker.
00:24:34.160 --> 00:24:35.440
Magic marker, I'm just saying.
00:24:35.599 --> 00:24:35.920
Magic.
00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:37.440
It's real.
00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:40.079
No pun intended there.
00:24:40.319 --> 00:24:41.839
It's got double meaning, though.
00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:43.839
Like no pun intended?
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:45.200
It's got a double meaning.
00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:47.920
It defines what pun is.
00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:49.680
But it's not pun.
00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:54.799
If you say something and follow it up with no pun intended, that means you've just done a pun.
00:24:55.440 --> 00:24:56.559
What's magic?
00:24:56.799 --> 00:25:00.079
What's magic and can write, but isn't magic.
00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:01.119
We're doing riddles again?
00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:01.279
What?
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:03.599
I could have done that riddle.
00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:06.960
What what's magic and writes, but isn't magic?
00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:10.400
What happened to Bill in the two seconds I took to look at my book?
00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:12.480
He had his head talking about it.
00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:13.599
The rat ate his brain more.
00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:15.440
Yeah, the rat's got to his brain.
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.559
What's magic, but also not magic.
00:25:18.720 --> 00:25:19.519
No pun intended.
00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:20.319
Not a pun.
00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:22.960
I'm gonna I've got a we thing to tell you as well.
00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:27.119
Uh, because the sh the ship is sinking, then there's a timer on the ship sinking.
00:25:27.279 --> 00:25:28.240
Oh, well, for the love of it.
00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:32.160
For the love of God, not about to say, so I'm telling you now.
00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:33.200
Uh well, I'm ready.
00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:36.480
I can't do it because it'll affect how you Right.
00:25:36.559 --> 00:25:38.960
This is not this one actually isn't a joke.
00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:42.640
Uh Dawn is gonna use Thunderwave.
00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:45.119
Do you remember that affects people around you?
00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:45.680
Don?
00:25:46.000 --> 00:25:46.559
Think of us.
00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:47.359
I'm on the top of the side.
00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:49.359
You need to be fighting the the soul.
00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:54.079
Okay, Dawn is gonna scratch that at a point, Sean.
00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:56.720
Sagin What is Sagin?
00:25:56.880 --> 00:25:57.759
Uh scratch that.
00:25:57.839 --> 00:26:01.200
Don is gonna throw his trident.
00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:04.160
Okay, and you got Dancing Light, poison spray.
00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:05.519
So what am I rolling you?
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:08.640
You just roll, and then it will say you're plus for your trident.
00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:10.079
So your trident is plus two.
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:11.839
Uh that'll be 15.
00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:21.440
Okay, and that's going to that hats, and then real damage as uh D8 plus two.
00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:22.079
No, a D.
00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:23.200
Yeah, D eight plus two.
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:25.519
Oh, just to be clear, these guys are like gonna kill us.
00:26:25.759 --> 00:26:25.920
Yeah.
00:26:26.240 --> 00:26:26.559
Oh, okay.
00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:27.759
They look very angry.
00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:29.039
What the fuck is a D eight?
00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:30.160
Oh, this one's a nine.
00:26:32.480 --> 00:26:32.880
Plus two.
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:33.359
Ten.
00:26:34.559 --> 00:26:35.279
That's a plus.
00:26:35.599 --> 00:26:35.759
What?
00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:36.400
A D eight?
00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:36.880
Yeah.
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:38.720
Well D's.
00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:41.200
This one.
00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:43.279
But it has a nine on it.
00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:44.000
That's a six.
00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:46.400
You can do it.
00:26:46.799 --> 00:26:46.960
Ten.
00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:47.920
Ten.
00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:50.160
Plus two, twelve.
00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:51.279
What does it say?
00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:53.440
Well this number.
00:26:53.839 --> 00:26:54.480
What's it say?
00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:56.799
You're not seems to four.
00:26:57.039 --> 00:26:57.279
Four.
00:26:57.519 --> 00:26:58.240
Plus two, six.
00:26:58.559 --> 00:26:59.519
Out of six, that's pretty good.
00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:02.319
You're not allowed to pick up the dice because you could be cheating after that.
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:04.079
It's got to stay on the board.
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:07.359
1980s rules have to stay on the board.
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:09.440
You can't pick it up because it might look like you're cheating.
00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:11.359
Okay.
00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:12.079
Right.
00:27:12.240 --> 00:27:13.519
And that's either your turn.
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:15.119
Do you want to do anything you maybe want to run?
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:21.519
The only other thing I would like to do is uh remember the timer.
00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:24.160
Drop chest, hide behind chest.
00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:24.720
Okay.
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:30.160
And then as Sean's turn, Sean is just going to start whacking this guy.
00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:32.640
That's us on the front deck.
00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:35.279
Head down and up was great.
00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:37.200
So that'll be Sean.
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:40.079
That'll be my boyfriend.
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:44.000
That'll be little old my boyfriend.
00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:46.000
What's he doing?
00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:49.519
Sean hits, and then he's gonna do his damage.
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:50.640
Six kit.
00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:53.119
And then uh uh So he hit one of them.
00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:57.920
Yep, and then it's the Shunjum model that's down with yours, so he's gonna go for yours.
00:27:58.240 --> 00:27:58.720
Fuck.
00:27:58.880 --> 00:27:59.680
He's gonna go.
00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:01.440
I have a really good spell to use.
00:28:01.759 --> 00:28:06.000
Well uh so he he can do multi-attacks.
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:06.640
Fuck.
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:16.079
So he's got claws, so he's gonna go and try and claw Don because he has You hid behind the chest and he still comes back.
00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:17.599
So I've got really bad news.
00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:18.720
He just got a 20.
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:19.839
In the face!
00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:21.839
Don't listen to the audience.
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:23.200
Don't listen to the audience.
00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:24.319
Don't be easy.
00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:26.640
Your face has just been shredded.
00:28:27.119 --> 00:28:28.160
Get the legs.
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:30.640
Take my ugly legs.
00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:33.039
So he's just done six damage.
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:34.240
So he's clawed you.
00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:34.799
Ah right.
00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:37.279
In the last game, I was minus six health.
00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:38.240
So does that mean I have to take a few?
00:28:38.400 --> 00:28:39.920
No, because it reset when you leveled up.
00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:43.519
So you now have uh you know full health?
00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:46.240
Your full health is fifteen, so you've got nine.
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:51.279
He's gonna go and try and claw Fanny as well.
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:52.640
What the heck?
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:53.599
Doesn't matter what happened.
00:28:53.839 --> 00:28:54.720
It misses though.
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:57.119
He misses, and now it's Fanny's turn.
00:28:57.599 --> 00:28:59.599
I'm going to cast Ice Knife.
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:01.839
And it's a level one spell, so do I even need to roll?
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:04.240
Uh yeah, you'll need to roll because it's an attack button, I'm sure.
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:05.279
Ice knife.
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:08.720
Nine plus am I adding anything?
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:10.480
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:29:10.799 --> 00:29:13.039
Uh I can tell you right now it's not gonna happen.
00:29:13.200 --> 00:29:15.519
You've got another, you can maybe do something else.
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:18.319
You can maybe use one of your bonus actions or something like that.
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:20.640
My bonus actions would be my cantrips.
00:29:20.880 --> 00:29:23.839
Yeah, we'll use some of them will be uh you can use some.
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:26.079
I'll say you can use this as a bonus action.
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:27.279
On the clock.
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:29.200
Can you pause that time?
00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:30.720
Can you pause?
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:32.720
If only we could.
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:35.039
I'm gonna quickly pause it because I'm happy.
00:29:35.359 --> 00:29:36.400
If I could pause.
00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:36.960
What the fuck?
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:38.559
If you can't pause time.
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:39.759
Can't pause it.
00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:40.240
I think it's a lot of people.
00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:41.920
Why are you complaining about this?
00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:43.839
You can use dancing light.
00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:46.000
Why are you complaining about this?
00:29:46.559 --> 00:29:49.519
Yeah, yeah, you look at the comment to me on the day my daughter's living.
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:51.759
And you complain about the timer.
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:53.920
I cannot allow this.
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:55.039
Dancing light.
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:56.480
I create four torch sizes.
00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:57.119
Jesus Christ.
00:29:57.519 --> 00:29:59.359
You use dancing fucking light one more time.
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:01.039
It could be a distraction.
00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:03.039
I've got a smoke smoke dragon first.
00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:04.799
It could be a distraction.
00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:05.440
It might work.
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:06.559
He's not that intelligent.
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:07.759
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:10.799
I'm gonna fucking dancing light!
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:12.160
15.
00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:14.880
15, he's gonna roll against that, and I'll tell you.
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:16.480
Yeah, so he's distracted by that.
00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:18.160
So Yuzo can get an advantage too much.
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:20.000
It's definitely not my turn.
00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:20.559
No.
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:22.880
So I'll show uh.
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:25.839
What did Sean do?
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:26.480
Did Sean do that?
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:28.079
Sean attacked one of them.
00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:30.079
There's still another one that Sean's not dealt with.
00:30:30.880 --> 00:30:32.559
But but is the one way for the thing?
00:30:32.799 --> 00:30:35.519
Is the one are they just one of them?
00:30:36.400 --> 00:30:37.279
No, because that's down the stairs.
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:38.400
That's downstairs.
00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:44.160
So for us, I'm gonna first of all how many turns do I get here now?
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:44.640
One.
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:47.119
You can use your bag of tricks as a bonus action.
00:30:47.279 --> 00:30:48.480
You could throw out something that could help you.
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:51.519
I'm gonna throw out something, then I'm gonna take my spear.
00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:54.640
Roll me a D6 and I'll tell you what comes out of the bag.
00:30:54.960 --> 00:30:57.119
Alright, I'll t I got a five.
00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:02.000
Yeah, I'm just gonna pause just to quickly do the Oh yeah, pause everyone else's fucking time.
00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:02.960
Much easy.
00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:06.400
A raven.
00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:07.359
A raven.
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:09.119
A raven pops out.
00:31:09.359 --> 00:31:09.920
Nice.
00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:11.359
So you've got a raven.
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:12.480
What do you want the raven to do?
00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:15.279
I want the raven to obviously poke its eyes out.
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:15.599
Okay.
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:18.000
Attack it with its raven claws.
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:21.359
It's a raven beak and it's raven eyes.
00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:23.519
Say more stuff with raven before.
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:24.640
I will.
00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:25.920
Say more, King.
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:26.720
You know what?
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:28.400
You know what isn't hard to throw?
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:29.359
A woman.
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:30.960
A raven feather.
00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:33.279
Very easy to throw.
00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:34.400
Yes, Liam.
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:35.680
He got a one feather.
00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:36.880
Yes, it yes, he yeah.
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:38.640
And I think he would have fucking led by it if I hadn't.
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:39.119
Uh-oh.
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:40.480
No, there's so the raven.
00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:42.079
Well, it's the raven that's done this.
00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:43.359
So the raven got a one.
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:52.640
No, I thought it was actually a raven crashes and he tries to go and peck the guy, he misses, he crashes into the boat.
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:54.640
I got dumb ravens in this bag.
00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:56.079
Magraven.
00:31:56.319 --> 00:31:57.599
What's a great sentence?
00:31:57.759 --> 00:31:59.519
I got dumbass fucking ravens.
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:00.240
The raven can do.
00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:03.599
Look at the dumb ravens in the I can't believe you would show up.
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:11.200
So the raven can do a thing called mimicry, so it could mimic the cry of But it didn't do it.
00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:12.720
It could if you tell it to.
00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:14.559
Would that be my turn?
00:32:14.799 --> 00:32:18.720
So you control the it's pause while I tell them this, it's fine, right?
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:19.359
Guys.
00:32:19.759 --> 00:32:24.000
So it control you could tell it to do that and maybe tell it to be like tell them to go away.
00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:26.079
Well, obviously I'm gonna do that.
00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:27.839
That was my initial thought.
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:31.200
Here's here's what Tom's doing stuff for the old fucks that are listening.
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:32.720
I'm doing ones for the youth.
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:36.480
Can I see the raven hit the thing just terribly?
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:41.680
Can Don just go, That's so raven?
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:45.359
You'll get a plus one at your next attack.
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:46.640
For the youth.
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:49.440
Is that a youth deck?
00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:49.599
Yeah.
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:52.079
I didn't even then it's been cancelled for a year.
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:53.680
Yeah, there was a raven me.
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:56.160
It was like an old TV show called That's So Raven.
00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:58.319
Wasn't she like magic or something?
00:32:58.480 --> 00:32:59.039
Yeah, she can't.
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:00.480
Oh, I know that TV show.
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:01.920
She had premonitions and stuff.
00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:02.720
Do you?
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:05.599
I think it was an African American girl.
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:06.559
Correct.
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:07.200
Correct.
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:08.799
Uh uh Raven.
00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:12.000
Yeah, she would have, yeah, for sure.
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:13.279
That's so raven.
00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:14.640
I've got some really good news.
00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:16.000
He was me.
00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:18.160
Yeah, like Gareth finished.
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:21.920
Wait, Gareth, my Raven is talking to these weirdos.
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:23.200
That's so raven.
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:24.319
The timer's back on.
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:25.680
Okay, what did they say?
00:33:26.079 --> 00:33:35.279
The good news is the Raven managed to use its mimicry and convinced the other two that another Shogun Warrior was shouting on them in the water, so they've jumped away.
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:38.160
So now the top deck is clear, it's just your guy in the bottom.
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:38.880
He didn't fall for it.
00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:39.599
And he's distracted.
00:33:39.839 --> 00:33:40.319
No, that was fine.
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:41.440
He's distracted by the lights.
00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:42.400
My raven.
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:44.799
You called him dumb a second ago.
00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:47.200
Yeah, but that's I didn't know him back then.
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:48.079
We've only known it.
00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:49.440
He just came out of my bag.
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:49.839
Right.
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:51.039
Timer's still on.
00:33:51.119 --> 00:33:52.720
Uh so is it back to me?
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:54.400
No, that was his bonus action.
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:55.359
Oh, for the love of it.
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:56.559
Can I see?
00:33:56.799 --> 00:33:58.960
Can I see anything going on down on the boat?
00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:01.599
You can hear a commotion down there, so you know something's happening.
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:04.880
So you could run down and help, or you could just jump off the boat and back on the shore.
00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:07.200
I'm jumping off the boat and back on the shore.
00:34:07.440 --> 00:34:08.159
What the fuck?
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:09.280
That's a good golf.
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:10.480
That was the end of turn.
00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:11.599
Yeah, true.
00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:12.079
Okay, okay.
00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:13.119
Good call.
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:14.239
Now Dawn.
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:16.639
What's Sean Michaels doing before we go?
00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:20.079
Sean, it goes back to Dawn's turn now because I'll turn up now.
00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:21.039
So it's Dawn's turn now.
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:22.400
No, I'm gonna go down and help.
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:24.960
You're gonna I'm gonna go down and help.
00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:25.920
I'll just eat it.
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:28.960
What do you want to do now?
00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:29.679
You're down there.
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:31.519
Um I'm gonna throw my spear at him.
00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:32.960
Okay, go for it.
00:34:33.199 --> 00:34:34.000
I heard the words.
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:35.440
It's Dawn's five.
00:34:35.679 --> 00:34:36.159
Five.
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:39.199
What is the this is the mo I want a different dice.
00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:39.519
Right.
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:40.880
I didn't stab myself.
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:41.920
You'd have to get one.
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:42.480
Right.
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:48.079
You mass, you throw the spear, it lands in the ship, creating another hole, which is gonna take a minute off the timer.
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:50.480
You fucking idiot.
00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:55.119
Oh, keep doing your fucking ravens and terrible ideas.
00:34:55.599 --> 00:35:01.119
Even though the spear was caught in the side of the boat, it's using the ring, it's transported it straight back in your hand.
00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:02.880
And now it is Don's turn.
00:35:03.760 --> 00:35:05.280
Drown these swimmers.
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:07.840
Uh Don's gonna shout, we need to get out of here.
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:11.840
And then he's gonna take out his smoke dragon pipe.
00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:13.599
Remember the things already distracted?
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:14.719
We could double distract.
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:16.239
I think that won't make it.
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:19.280
Oh, it was distract thunder wave.
00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:22.159
Yeah, of course.
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:24.719
Fucking weapons.
00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:25.519
Sorry?
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:30.239
It hits everybody that's it'll disperse everybody out of the trouble area.
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:31.920
It'll kill us all.
00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:33.519
It won't kill you.
00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:34.320
Calm down.
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:36.239
You've been hit by a thunder wave before.
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:37.519
You'll be hit by a thunder wave again.
00:35:39.119 --> 00:35:39.360
Yeah.
00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:40.239
Not that much.
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:40.559
Yeah.
00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:41.840
If you'll turn it.
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:42.800
Don't do it.
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:43.519
Don't.
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:44.480
Don't do it.
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:45.760
Okay.
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:47.440
My teamer show me to not do it.
00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:48.719
I want to be a good part of the team.
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:49.599
I won't do it.
00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:52.000
Instead, I will run.
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:55.599
No, I'm not a fucking pussy.
00:35:56.639 --> 00:35:57.760
Fury fire.
00:35:57.920 --> 00:35:58.559
That does nothing.
00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:04.159
I'm gonna throw fuck you! And when you and you're stressing out when you're a timer?
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:07.199
Trident again.
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:09.519
So it's gonna undistract it though.
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:13.039
So you pull the trident out of it, you get advantage on this, so roll me an attack.
00:36:13.280 --> 00:36:15.840
Where is the fucking the big one?
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:17.039
Twenty.
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:18.400
Alright, brilliant.
00:36:18.480 --> 00:36:19.760
Roll me a D6.
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.079
Fucking come on, take it.
00:36:22.400 --> 00:36:23.760
He's gonna get a 10 on the D6.
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:24.719
Don't even worry.
00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:26.559
That's a D eight.
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:27.840
Two, and then you're plus.
00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:28.800
He said D eight.
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:29.840
That was a D6.
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:30.719
Plus two.
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:31.840
That's four.
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:32.559
Eight.
00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:34.480
So he's taking eight damage.
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:35.920
That was a D6.
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:37.199
Oh nice.
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:40.159
Did you want if you No, that was a that was the right one.
00:36:40.559 --> 00:36:40.880
Okay.
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:43.280
Taking damage.
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:46.000
Okay, and then it's uh Sean's turn.
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:48.719
Sean's gonna jump down and Sean's gonna hit him as well.
00:36:48.800 --> 00:36:49.760
So Sean's gonna attack.
00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:51.039
Man, what a good guy.
00:36:51.199 --> 00:36:52.320
I love Sean, man.
00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:53.519
Like seriously.
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:56.159
Crawl out, man.
00:36:56.320 --> 00:36:57.119
Honestly.
00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:59.599
The amount you are into, Sean.
00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:00.559
But it's so toxic.
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:05.039
It's toxic because you go, I control him, but he's also up his ass.
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:06.239
And you think he's ugly.
00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:06.800
It's weird.
00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:07.440
It's such a big thing.
00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:08.320
What are you talking about?
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:11.039
He's been my buddy since we met on a cruise ship.
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:13.199
But you also said I control him.
00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:16.480
No, like like Tom controls.
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:19.199
Listen, in this room, there is no Tom.
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:19.920
There's only Bill.
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:21.199
What did Sean get?
00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:21.679
Right.
00:37:21.760 --> 00:37:25.920
So Sean happened and the guy was really like pretty much close to death.
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:29.039
So he decided to run because he realized he had no help coming.
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:36.719
So he in the hole in the ship that was created by the spear, he jumped out and he swam away.
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:38.320
The ship is now sinking.
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:42.960
You've got ten seconds to work out how you're getting out of here if you want to get out of here.
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:44.960
I'm gonna blow a dragon.
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:46.639
No, that won't help.
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:47.840
We just gotta run.
00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:48.159
Run.
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:50.320
We gotta run or swim.
00:37:51.039 --> 00:37:52.639
I'm run, run, run, run.
00:37:52.800 --> 00:37:54.079
I'm running with my little legs.
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:54.719
I'm running.
00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:56.239
Okay, so everybody runs to top deck.
00:37:57.119 --> 00:37:58.559
But can we bring the stuff with us?
00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:00.159
So yeah, who's carrying it?
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:00.719
All three.
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:01.599
Oh the chest, yeah.
00:38:02.320 --> 00:38:02.559
All three.
00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:04.719
Okay, that's good.
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:06.159
Uh so everybody's all four.
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:06.559
All four.
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:08.960
Yeah, so everybody roll me just dexterity.
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:13.280
Uh if you decided two people were gonna do it, they were gonna get disadvantage.
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:14.000
Thirteen.
00:38:14.400 --> 00:38:14.800
Seventeen.
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:15.599
Thirteen.
00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:16.719
Two, so fifteen.
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:17.519
Fifteen.
00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:19.519
Oh no, boss man plastics there.
00:38:19.840 --> 00:38:20.000
Ten.
00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:20.960
Yeah, okay.
00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:21.360
Right.
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:23.440
So Sean is the only one.
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:24.480
Sean falls.
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:26.400
Everybody else is now on the top deck.
00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:29.039
Sean is on the control your man.
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:31.760
I don't know the guy.
00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:36.400
It's fine though, because you are now on all on the top deck.
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:38.480
You can see the rocks you could jump to.
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:39.039
Okay.
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:40.639
But Sean is on the second deck.
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:41.840
Sean's in the second deck.
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:42.559
Leave him.
00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:43.440
Good luck, Sean.
00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:44.239
Can you toss him?
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:45.920
Sean will remember you well.
00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:48.559
Can you toss me a removable rod or something?
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:51.440
Oh, that's a great shout, Fanny.
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:52.159
Up to you.
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:54.159
Create a thing for him to grab onto.
00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:55.679
And then he won't sink with the ship.
00:38:56.159 --> 00:38:58.000
That's great thinking, Fanny.
00:38:58.239 --> 00:38:59.440
You guys go.
00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:00.960
I'll save Sean.
00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:02.239
No, what?
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:02.800
No.
00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:04.480
If he's wanting to do that, it's an option.
00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:08.400
To be fair, I turn to Fanny and go, I mean, we could kill two birds.
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:11.679
Can two of us, would we we can carry it off the ship?
00:39:11.920 --> 00:39:12.719
Alright, we do that.
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:13.519
Fanny and Don.
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:14.480
Both of them die.
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:17.599
Do I feel that Sean's gonna make it out?
00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:18.960
I can't, you don't know.
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:22.000
Stop making decisions and then remaking decisions.
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:23.519
You said you're gonna go safe.
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:25.840
At worst comes to worst, we got the rod.
00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:26.400
Okay.
00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:29.199
So Yeah, we got your removable man.
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:36.079
Okay, so Fanny and Don both roll me dexterity with disadvantage.
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:37.920
What's with disadvantage mean?
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:39.519
You roll twice and you give me the worst.
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:40.719
I have sixteen.
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:41.920
So you roll again.
00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:42.719
14 plus two.
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.039
Yeah, so you roll again and you give me the worst.
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:46.559
Well, fuck, four.
00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:48.239
So that's the one we're taking.
00:39:48.719 --> 00:39:49.679
Fourteen.
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:52.000
And plus two, so sixteen.
00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:53.599
Pretty good.
00:39:54.159 --> 00:39:54.719
Seven.
00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:56.239
And what's up plus?
00:39:56.559 --> 00:39:57.199
Two, so nine.
00:39:57.519 --> 00:39:57.679
Seven.
00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:03.840
So you all fall on the deck and the chest doesn't get off, but you are slightly closer to the rocks now.
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:05.840
Uh have we dropped the chest?
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:07.920
You've dropped the chest, but you can pick it back up.
00:40:08.079 --> 00:40:08.320
Cool.
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:10.000
You've got one more turn to try and do this.
00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:11.679
We'll be doing that, Fanny.
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:12.559
It goes, right?
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:15.599
Okay, Sean's gonna try and come up onto the top deck and get you.
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:17.519
He slips and falls again.
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:19.440
So he's still stuck in the street.
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:20.639
You need to help Sean.
00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:24.400
Okay, so by that I mean we need to get rid of him.
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:29.280
Help Sean by help us all.
00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:30.239
Let him go.
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:31.440
Um save your buddy.
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:32.960
So what am what am I looking at?
00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:34.079
What has just happened?
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:35.760
So these two have slipped.
00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:38.719
He you slipped, you've not you went.
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:39.840
I'm gonna go help Sean.
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:49.679
So you went to the stairs where the ship is to go down, and you've seen Sean about to climb the stairs and basically do a big banana slip aye and fall back.
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:52.880
But he kind of paused in midair, he's like, whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.
00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:54.320
Kind of like one of those.
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:55.119
Yeah.
00:40:55.440 --> 00:40:59.440
Okay, so I you could just reach down and grab him.
00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:01.519
I'm gonna reach down and grab him.
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:04.079
There's something that just tells me.
00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:05.280
That's look.
00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:06.400
Can I ask a question?
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:07.519
Can I reach down and grab him?
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:09.280
Yeah, you can't reach.
00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:12.000
Guys, I'm gonna reach down.
00:41:12.159 --> 00:41:12.320
Okay.
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:13.599
And I'm gonna grab Sean.
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:15.119
So do not care.
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:16.320
Gonna grab him.
00:41:16.719 --> 00:41:17.760
We got 10 seconds.
00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:18.880
What's that?
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:19.679
Strength.
00:41:19.920 --> 00:41:21.199
I was just saying that was a three.
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:22.239
That was free.
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:24.159
Oh, you're not gonna grab it, nobody.
00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:24.880
Nobody.
00:41:25.039 --> 00:41:26.960
You grab hold of him and we both fall.
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:27.519
Uh-huh.
00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:29.199
So now you're both on the second deck.
00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:32.159
Oh, you are gone so brother.
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:34.480
We're not gone so I've got my rod.
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:36.880
Right.
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:40.639
So you, Sean, are completely submerged in water.
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:41.519
Okay.
00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:45.679
You have the option to try and swim out the hole that the shot.
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:47.199
Well, I gotta do that first.
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:47.679
Okay.
00:41:47.760 --> 00:41:48.559
So eight.
00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:48.960
Eight.
00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:49.599
So now she's gonna go.
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:51.199
She never rolls anything over it.
00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:53.280
Sean's gonna try and grab you and swim.
00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:54.239
You got an eight as well.
00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:55.440
So use a both straps.
00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:58.159
You're meant for each other with how useless you both.
00:41:58.480 --> 00:41:59.360
You still are on the top deck.
00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:01.280
Do you want to try and grab the chest again and jump?
00:42:01.360 --> 00:42:03.440
Uh we're definitely gonna pick up the chest and jump, yeah.
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:03.840
100%.
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:05.280
So dexterity again.
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:07.440
Two again, disadvantage roll again.
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:07.679
Yeah.
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.960
If we tried to save them, it wouldn't you guys have already tried swimming.
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:12.000
We're not done yet.
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:14.719
Are you sure it has to be a two-roll disadvantage?
00:42:15.119 --> 00:42:16.320
Fuck! That is good.
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:19.119
My lowest is 16 plus two, 18.
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:20.079
Come on, Fanny.
00:42:20.480 --> 00:42:20.960
Come on, Fanny.
00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:21.760
Well that's good.
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:22.800
Get the shit one out first.
00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:24.000
No, it's the worst one.
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:26.079
Disadvantage means you tell me what the worst roll is.
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:27.199
Yeah, so that's the shit one.
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:28.079
This one is gonna be the good one.
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:29.280
Yeah, it was 18, this one.
00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:30.559
Yeah, but what was the one before that?
00:42:33.280 --> 00:42:34.639
I really don't want to tell you.
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:35.280
You're right.
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.280
It's just a what was your worst role in this?
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:39.360
I got a 19 and a 16.
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:39.679
Right.
00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:42.320
So you are on the rocks with the chest at the very least.
00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:44.000
So you managed to get it.
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:46.960
When you were doing that, we'll say that Fanny managed to push it.
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:50.400
He's handsome and agile, he's got the chest.
00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:53.119
He's back on the rocks, he's safe again.
00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:55.119
I'm not submerged in water.
00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:57.760
I am I am with Sean.
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:02.400
So, Fanny, you are on the deck and water is like up to your ankles.
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:03.920
I can just jump off.
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:10.079
You can do another jump, or you could maybe, if you wanted to, you could try and help them too down there, or you could just leave them to figure it out.
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:14.400
I I think help them! Do you want my help?
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:15.360
Because I don't know.
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:16.800
It feels like I don't know, man.
00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:17.440
What do you do?
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:18.719
I'm not I'm drown.
00:43:18.880 --> 00:43:20.639
I don't know if I'm drowning yet.
00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:21.840
I'm submerged.
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:22.559
That's all I know.
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:24.000
But you're swimming away from me too.
00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:25.360
But there's still a hole there.
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:26.800
There's a hole there, and there's a hole.
00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:28.000
There's a hole above you, and there's a hole.
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:29.519
Yeah, we can walk it up.
00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:30.480
Don't worry about us.
00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:31.199
We'll figure it out.
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:31.760
I'm with Sean.
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:33.119
He trunk at die.
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:38.239
Well, now I feel like I gotta help you because that's the Well, you do you know what'll ha end up happening?
00:43:38.559 --> 00:43:40.079
We're all drowned.
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:41.039
Not Don.
00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:43.280
Don, go get out of here.
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:44.480
Get out, save yourself.
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:45.280
What can I do?
00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:46.000
Can I reach down?
00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:47.039
How far away are you?
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:54.800
You could reach down, but you're gonna need to roll for this disadvantage on your strength roll because there's two of them.
00:43:55.119 --> 00:43:57.920
Famously hasn't been going great for you, the old disadvantage.
00:43:58.239 --> 00:43:59.440
Now you're dro you're drowning.
00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:03.360
Or you can just jump away.
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:04.480
You've got options.
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:08.880
Handsome and dry on the rocks.
00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:09.760
What are you doing?
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:11.199
I can only do an action, right?
00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:12.239
Like I can't do a spell.
00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:14.800
You could do a spell if you've got a spell you think would help.
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:16.960
Dancing lights.
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:17.679
Lights.
00:44:17.920 --> 00:44:19.280
The lights of the dance.
00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:21.840
I got Ray of Frost, the sky self.
00:44:22.239 --> 00:44:25.360
You don't have any spell slots left, I don't think, do you?
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:28.639
We've all got one spell slot left.
00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.639
I would like to cast Unseen Servant.
00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:33.199
Okay.
00:44:34.239 --> 00:44:40.800
The spell creates an invisible, mindless, shapeless, medium force that performs simple tasks at your command until the spell ends.
00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:45.280
The servant springs into existence in an unoccupied space on the ground within range.
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:46.880
Um blah blah blah.
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:48.079
Yeah, that's perfectly.
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:59.039
Yeah, so you could so what you could do is you could send a servant down with yourself, and that way it would just be a straight strength roll to grab them.
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:00.480
I've got an eight.
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:02.800
What's have you got any strength pluses?
00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:05.280
Yeah, that's not gonna be enough.
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:08.239
But you don't fall in, you just grab them and you miss.
00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:08.800
Okay.
00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:10.960
Uh have you got any spells you want to do?
00:45:11.280 --> 00:45:12.400
Unseen servant.
00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:12.960
Okay.
00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:14.559
And you're gonna say save us.
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:15.440
Save us.
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:16.159
Save us.
00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:17.039
Okay.
00:45:19.599 --> 00:45:23.440
For the audio listeners, Fanny is pacing around like a cage beast.
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:30.239
So you still have the option now, because that would say that's a bonus action.
00:45:30.320 --> 00:45:32.320
So you still have the option to swim out this.
00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:34.000
I'm gonna swim out, of course.
00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:35.599
Okay, that's dexterity.
00:45:35.840 --> 00:45:37.280
Okay, so you're all dexterity.
00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:37.920
14.
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:39.679
And have you got any pluses to dexterity?
00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:41.280
I got plus one.
00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:43.360
That's literally just enough.
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:44.559
Swim out.
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:51.199
So you are now on the top deck with Fanny and Sean, seeing yourself, knows he doesn't need to grab you, he's gonna try and join you.
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:52.159
And he makes it.
00:45:52.480 --> 00:45:53.679
Everybody's on the top deck.
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:54.719
Not me.
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:56.079
You're on the rocks.
00:45:56.239 --> 00:46:04.000
So Okay, everybody um out there in Dungeons the Dragons when Fanny has just gone to take uh Yeah.
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:07.519
So let's take this time as the three alpha males in the room.
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:09.840
Let's just get our sexism out now, huh?
00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:12.960
So what is it, Liam, as the DM you get to go first?
00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:15.440
What is it that pisses you off about women most?
00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:17.840
I don't like it when they talk or look at me.
00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:22.960
I I it's my wife's birthday, and I thought I'd buy her some laundry, right?
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:23.440
Yeah.
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:25.760
But that's an odd deal, man, isn't it?
00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:28.239
Like I hadn't I was in there.
00:46:28.400 --> 00:46:32.639
Uh first I I had to work out if I I wanted a bra or a bra.
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:33.840
Or a brasier.
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:34.800
A brasier.
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:38.320
Nobody says brasier unless you're from 1920.
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:40.159
Which no, there's different.
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:42.159
And then there's a a balcony bra.
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:42.800
Oh.
00:46:43.199 --> 00:46:44.559
There's a push-up bra.
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:46.800
There's so many different bra's, man.
00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:47.599
Yeah, yeah, there is.
00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:53.679
And then you have to work out the sizing for the bra, which is like a C and then a number.
00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:53.920
Yeah.
00:46:54.079 --> 00:46:54.719
I don't know that.
00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:56.639
Well, it's not necessarily a C.
00:46:56.880 --> 00:46:56.960
No.
00:46:57.119 --> 00:46:57.440
Oh, no, no.
00:46:57.920 --> 00:47:00.159
You just told us a little bit too much about your life there.
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:02.559
Double D, that's what we're looking for.
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:07.519
Yeah, well, married to it, locked it down.
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:08.400
So then you do.
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:10.000
You edit all this out, right?
00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:11.280
You did.
00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:12.320
Oh, shut up.
00:47:12.400 --> 00:47:12.719
Shut up.
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:13.199
Shut up.
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.360
Yeah, so that's why I love and respect women.
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:18.400
Well, I went with a pralette because that one was easy to do.
00:47:18.639 --> 00:47:19.440
Where did you go to the shop?
00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:20.239
What shop do you go to?
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:22.400
And what did you say, by the way?
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:24.880
What was your speaking of that?
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:35.679
We're talking uh the dungeon master was trying to be romantic with his wife because it was her birthday, and thought he should get her some durable underwear.
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:36.400
Yeah.
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:38.079
Durable or edible?
00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:39.119
Durable.
00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:39.920
Ugh.
00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:42.800
Nobody likes to eat women's underwear.
00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:43.920
That's so gross.
00:47:44.159 --> 00:47:49.519
Speak for the best.
00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:51.280
Dude, it's so fucking good.
00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:52.559
It's all the legends.
00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:53.920
You can make your own at home.
00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:55.920
So there's other good news.
00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:59.920
Uh, Sean and Bal made it up to the top deck with you.
00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:01.360
So now everybody's on the top deck.
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:01.840
Yeah.
00:48:02.480 --> 00:48:03.599
I'm so happy, guys.
00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:05.920
Oh, so your Raven is still just cutting about.
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:09.519
Have you told the Raven to go and help go with wait with Bell?
00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:10.880
Or like, what do you want the Raven to do?
00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:13.119
Uh I was gonna say you'd now.
00:48:13.519 --> 00:48:13.840
Dawn Eye.
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:17.519
I want the Raven to go back one of Dawn's eye.
00:48:18.000 --> 00:48:18.880
This is important.
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:19.679
This is important.
00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:21.440
I like one eye.
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:23.119
They're all on the top.
00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:24.719
I'm on the rocks.
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:29.280
Can I have a quick peek at what's in this chest before they see?
00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:30.559
If you want if you wanted rolls.
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:32.159
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and not do one.
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:32.719
Okay, okay.
00:48:32.880 --> 00:48:33.039
Right.
00:48:33.840 --> 00:48:35.199
Let's all talk about uh Kate.
00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:38.159
Do you have any underwear that you've bought for anyone recently?
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:40.880
That's the nicest anyone's asked that.
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:42.639
Do you happen to have any underwear then?
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:45.280
Have you had uh purchased any underwear for any men?
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:47.360
How did the bromlet gift go?
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:48.719
I've not given them that yet.
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:49.280
Okay.
00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:50.880
Next episode.
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:51.679
Yeah.
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:56.800
Shoot into the Patreon to see Liam gifting it.
00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:58.480
Uh I did roll this.
00:48:58.719 --> 00:48:59.199
What did you get?
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:00.320
I have forgot.
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:02.719
And I have since been twirling it.
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:03.119
Right.
00:49:03.199 --> 00:49:04.159
We'll roll it again.
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:07.119
I'm gonna have to institute the tom roll where you got it.
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:08.480
It seemed like a good rule, actually.
00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:08.719
Yeah.
00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:09.360
But did you get?
00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:11.039
Oops! I need to re-roll.
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:12.559
It was an eight.
00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:12.800
Yeah.
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:13.599
Right.
00:49:13.679 --> 00:49:17.199
So all you you don't like, can I all you see is like metals and stuff like that.
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:19.360
You're just like, it's just a box of materials.
00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:22.079
Can I just grab one and pocket it?
00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:23.119
Just a blind.
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:28.639
You pocket a uh a bar of uh undefined metal.
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:29.440
Gold.
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:31.679
It's just it looks silverish.
00:49:31.920 --> 00:49:32.400
Silver?
00:49:32.639 --> 00:49:34.400
Dude, it's stuff to make weapons.
00:49:34.480 --> 00:49:35.519
It's not valuable.
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:36.400
Oh, isn't it?
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:37.920
Just stuff to make weapons, eh?
00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:38.880
Just weapons.
00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:41.119
I thought it was like a m mystery chest.
00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:44.639
The whole reason we got on here, this was the materials for the weapons.
00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:45.840
You have the coin though.
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:47.679
Remember you, yeah.
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:49.760
Thank you for getting me back on track with that.
00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:52.400
Sexy mysterious coin.
00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:52.880
Right.
00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:55.360
Okay, well, I don't pocket then.
00:49:55.519 --> 00:49:57.440
You want to maybe help your pals?
00:49:57.760 --> 00:49:58.079
No.
00:49:58.800 --> 00:49:59.280
I'm good.
00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:00.239
So good over here.
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:01.119
So good over here.
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:07.199
So it's Sean, Fanny, and Bill all on the top deck of the ship and it is sinking.
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:12.000
So if you don't get off at this time, you will just be in the water, but you won't drown.
00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:14.639
Because you'll just float and you can all swim.
00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:14.880
Yeah.
00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:26.719
So if you want to try and you maybe want to have one more look around the ship before it completely sinks, or you can try and jump or I think that's craziness to be rolling fucking perception now.
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:27.840
Perception check.
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:29.119
That's crazy now.
00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:31.599
We literally just you're seconds away from death.
00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:33.039
No, and we're not gonna die.
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:33.360
Okay.
00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:34.159
Let's swim.
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:34.480
Okay.
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:35.199
Swim.
00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:35.440
Yeah.
00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:36.000
Eight.
00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:36.480
Eight.
00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:37.920
Yeah, you don't see anything.
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:38.559
Okay.
00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:40.000
I would like to jump.
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:40.480
Okay.
00:50:40.559 --> 00:50:42.079
So roll my dexterity.
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:42.719
18.
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:43.360
Yep.
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:46.400
So you're on the rocks now with Boom, I'm on the rocks.
00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:47.039
Dawn.
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:48.400
You want to roll dexterity?
00:50:48.719 --> 00:50:50.480
Yes, I wanna roll.
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:52.880
Will you roll something higher than a seven?
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.039
Unless we're four.
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:56.159
Fuck it.
00:50:56.559 --> 00:50:58.480
That's final because you're on the top deck now.
00:50:58.559 --> 00:50:59.920
The ship has completely sank.
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:01.840
You're just floating in the water.
00:51:02.559 --> 00:51:03.440
But it's cold at the end.
00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:06.000
I'm on a walk out of the I'm gonna swim to the shore.
00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:07.039
Swim to the shore.
00:51:07.280 --> 00:51:08.400
Do I need to roll for that?
00:51:08.800 --> 00:51:08.960
No.
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:10.880
You've all made it out of this one.
00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:13.280
So everybody's now use it on the rocks.
00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:14.320
I'm assuming you want to go back to the channel.
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:15.519
I'll go back to dry land, yeah.
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:16.960
What was in the chest?
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:19.679
Just none of your fucking business.
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:20.960
Did he already look in the dry?
00:51:21.199 --> 00:51:22.400
No, it's materials for weapons.
00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:23.440
There's nothing good in it.
00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:23.920
Oh, okay.
00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:25.519
It's just like metals and stuff like that.
00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:27.360
What's my armor do anyway?
00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:31.519
So you'd need to go and ask someone who would know so you could go to like Alan.
00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:34.960
You can shout on Alan and then see if he's.
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:35.760
Who's the bells?
00:51:36.000 --> 00:51:36.480
Alan!
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:38.880
Yeah, I'm gonna roll for you.
00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:40.480
Oh my god, Alan's coming back.
00:51:41.519 --> 00:51:43.360
You'll need to get a high thing here for Alan to show.
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:45.360
Oh, so he's clear your way.
00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:46.000
Clear your way.
00:51:48.480 --> 00:51:49.360
Alan didn't hear nothing.
00:51:49.599 --> 00:51:51.440
Your roles today have been bogus.
00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:54.400
You hear a whisper of not now.
00:51:56.159 --> 00:51:57.840
What is he doing to this buttling?
00:51:58.719 --> 00:51:59.920
Yeah, his eye on him.
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:02.960
So uh user now on the beach with a chest.
00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:03.760
What did he say?
00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:05.840
I th it said he got his eye on him.
00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:07.440
Probably got his eye on him.
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:10.239
I don't hang that's I don't hang that's a pun.
00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:11.119
I don't think it is either.
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:12.719
I thought that was just a broad statement.
00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:13.119
Yeah.
00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:18.480
A broad form when you think of when you think about the thing that came out the ground, the eye.
00:52:18.719 --> 00:52:20.480
Well, that's a factual thing.
00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:26.719
I would I'm I'm Some burns can be factual, yeah, but uh Okay, let's bring it.
00:52:26.880 --> 00:52:29.039
He's gonna fucking hurt me with his raven.
00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:31.280
So you just want to go back into Fawnhold?
00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:31.760
Yeah.
00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:33.920
Okay, so good plan, actually, yeah.
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:34.239
Yeah.
00:52:34.480 --> 00:52:38.960
So I'm gonna say you get the there's no random encounters or anything, you'll just make it back to there.
00:52:39.199 --> 00:52:39.679
Oh, okay.
00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:49.199
So you're now all back in Fawnhold, and you see there is a mob that has formed uh in the town centre where the big pillar is with the stairs.
00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:49.679
Yeah.
00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:52.960
And Derek is there trying to calm down this mob.
00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:54.639
Derek's the guy that runs the pub.
00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:58.000
Uh that he's the like basically the president, the men all right.
00:52:58.400 --> 00:52:58.960
His wife runs the pub.
00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:00.079
His wife runs the pub.
00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:00.480
Yeah.
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:04.880
So they're all very angry, and he sees you and he's like, There, there you are, guys.
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:06.000
I see, I told you.
00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:07.679
Oh, I go like this.
00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:08.800
Hands in the L.
00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:11.519
I go like, thank you, thank you.
00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:14.719
We've bought the chest of stuff.
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:18.960
Thank you for just stuff.
00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:21.519
I say, ladies, ladies, please.
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:25.679
Is it stuff with Derek, buddy?
00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:27.679
What's going on?
00:53:28.159 --> 00:53:33.199
Uh so Derek comes on an oval and he says, he goes, see, I am a good leader.
00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:36.400
I've got these guys, they're gonna defend our village, aren't you?
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:37.760
Guys, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:44.079
We were gonna we just got our medals to make weapons and we're gonna go, uh, what's happening?
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:47.119
Listen, guys, he pulls on a huddle.
00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:49.840
He goes, Listen, guys, I gotta be honest.
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:53.119
I'm not very popular as a leader.
00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:54.719
People, people don't like me.
00:53:54.960 --> 00:53:57.119
Well, let me be honest with you, Derek.
00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:02.960
Don grabs Derek by the fucking crowds see this and they go, Yeah, fuck Derek.
00:54:03.280 --> 00:54:03.760
What are you doing?
00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:05.679
Don't loving it.
00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:06.800
Yeah, I'll get him.
00:54:07.039 --> 00:54:08.000
He's like shaking Derek.
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:09.440
They're the same height, right?
00:54:09.760 --> 00:54:11.360
You didn't even finish the statement.
00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:16.079
He's shaking him, going, You listen to me, Derek, and you listen good.
00:54:16.719 --> 00:54:21.119
We will do whatever you want us to do in exchange for booze.
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:23.760
Don, Don, you've done it.
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:24.559
See fucking.
00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:29.199
Yeah, yeah, I I got I know what the booze are.
00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:30.239
I I can help.
00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:31.039
I can help.
00:54:31.280 --> 00:54:36.639
Get me that booze, and I'll do whatever you want, and I'm talking some dirty stuff.
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:41.920
We tried to trade protecting for food and and and uh a place to sleep.
00:54:42.000 --> 00:54:43.679
You kind of screwed us over.
00:54:44.400 --> 00:54:45.599
Yeah, I know.
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:47.760
But look at them, they're really angry.
00:54:48.000 --> 00:54:48.719
How d look.
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:50.239
You're a little fat, man.
00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:54.480
Derek, what what what are what do we have to protect them from?
00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:55.280
What's that thing?
00:54:55.519 --> 00:55:00.559
So they're all really angry because I I wasn't a popular choice as later to begin with.
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:01.679
There's been a big war.
00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:03.599
It's all it's been crazy here, guys.
00:55:04.159 --> 00:55:05.039
Derek, I've been there.
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:07.360
I've I'm I'm a cruise ship comedian.
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:10.639
Fucking God, we don't have time for your cruise ship stories.
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:13.119
Everybody loves the one where I was on.
00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:14.719
Derek, just talk over.
00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:17.280
I I've I always liked you, Bill.
00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:18.639
Anyway, listen.
00:55:19.519 --> 00:55:21.679
Yeah, that's coming from a fucking guy nobody likes.
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:23.840
Yeah, the unpopular mayor likes you.
00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:24.880
Big whoop.
00:55:25.440 --> 00:55:25.519
Yeah.
00:55:25.760 --> 00:55:28.079
They were all they never liked me to begin with.
00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:31.199
Then I I kept on sending people up to the lighthouse.
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:32.400
People keep on dying.
00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:33.840
I kept on sending them.
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:39.360
Everybody's pretty annoyed because all their husbands and sons and fathers, they're all dead.
00:55:39.679 --> 00:55:43.119
But I've told them that you're gonna go up there and you're gonna sort it all out.
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:46.719
Because I showed them, I showed them the big toad down in the basement.
00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:47.679
Yeah, we are pretty good.
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:48.239
We can do it.
00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:48.960
We can do this.
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:49.840
We're not gonna die.
00:55:50.159 --> 00:55:51.519
Did you guys eat the toad?
00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:52.079
Yeah.
00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:52.880
Good.
00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:53.360
Good.
00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:59.440
Um Derek, remember when we said you you could we could get some supplies and you'd make us weapons?
00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:00.400
I didn't say that.
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:02.159
Use the blacksmith name again.
00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:03.039
Ian.
00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:06.400
Derek, why don't you just sit here uh for a second?
00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:08.079
And where's where's Darren?
00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:09.840
Who's done the other guy?
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:11.199
Bean Ian.
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:11.760
Oh, Ian.
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:14.559
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:56:14.639 --> 00:56:17.599
I heard Ian instead of that famous name Bean.
00:56:17.920 --> 00:56:18.639
I'm sorry.
00:56:20.079 --> 00:56:20.800
Hey, beaner.
00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:21.679
Where's Beaners?
00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:22.079
Where are the beans?
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:24.239
Ian, because it's a bean q.
00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:26.559
Oh, of course that was it.
00:56:26.639 --> 00:56:26.960
That was it.
00:56:27.039 --> 00:56:31.119
That was so you want to which I mean is a yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:31.199 --> 00:56:32.239
We'll talk to bean.
00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:35.679
I just need you to help me calm this car out down.
00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:37.840
Tell them that I'm a good guy, I'm a good leader.
00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:40.000
Okay, I'll go in there and I'll go.
00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:40.960
I I've done it.
00:56:41.199 --> 00:56:43.599
Derek, that is the person you want to do that the least.
00:56:43.920 --> 00:56:52.000
I'm gonna go just a mumbling, you'll bring out props, everyone will be bored.
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:53.199
I'm the MC.
00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:57.119
Let me let me do some crowd work, round up the crowd.
00:56:57.599 --> 00:57:01.039
Fanny, okay, Fanny, but introduce me after about five.
00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:04.000
Okay, so Fanny, you're gonna go to the crowd.
00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:05.039
Don't do too long.
00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:07.679
Okay, so what do you want to say to this crowd?
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:08.800
Floor is yours.
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:12.239
They say, ladies, ladies, please.
00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:14.000
It's okay because it is mostly always women.
00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:16.960
It's mostly women at this point, we all women don't like women.
00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:20.239
A little a guy telling us what to do.
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:21.840
He seems like a real piece of work.
00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:23.119
Yeah, fuck him.
00:57:23.199 --> 00:57:23.679
That's okay.
00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:25.280
Yeah, I never fucking liked him.
00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:26.159
I don't want to vote him.
00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:26.800
Yeah.
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:28.400
But don't worry.
00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:35.679
We're gonna figure out what happened to your husband's and son's grandfather's father's uh cousins.
00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:37.599
Hey, do a punchline.
00:57:38.960 --> 00:57:40.880
You're fucking heckling me, Bill.
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:51.679
It's kind of rule 101.
00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:54.800
I say it don't worry, it's okay.
00:57:55.039 --> 00:58:04.800
Um but let's uh and he whispers to the ladies, let's me and you guys meet back here at midnight because I feel like there's something else to do.
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:07.760
Yeah, they all go, yeah, yeah, we'll meet, we'll meet you back here.
00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:11.440
The crowd disperses, leaving one person left in the street.
00:58:11.679 --> 00:58:14.880
I say, and that's the deal with airplane food.
00:58:16.079 --> 00:58:17.360
I love that one.
00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:20.320
I knew she was gonna open with that one.
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:23.840
Like, like nobody's done airplane food yet.
00:58:24.079 --> 00:58:24.880
Not here.
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:30.480
I mean, anything here would be original in Forlord or wherever we are.
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:31.119
Yeah.
00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:35.119
They would know they're like Yeah, like we could do all the hack material.
00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:40.639
Uh Dawn stands up and goes, I think the difference between men and women.
00:58:40.960 --> 00:58:43.360
They're like probably go, We're listening.
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:44.480
What?
00:58:44.800 --> 00:58:47.119
Oh my god, they are different.
00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:54.880
The crowd is dispersed apart from one woman left, and that's being the blacksmith, and she goes, I I don't think you'd make it back.
00:58:55.199 --> 00:58:57.280
Well, you thought wrong.
00:58:57.599 --> 00:58:59.440
Open the chest.
00:59:00.400 --> 00:59:02.239
Yeah, we've got What's this?
00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:05.360
Raw metals that mean nothing that would make weapons?
00:59:05.679 --> 00:59:08.079
Please, we need these as soon as possible, Bean.
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:11.519
So um Bean, you explains to all the stuff she can do.
00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:14.880
So basically what bean I go like this to Bean too, by the way.
00:59:16.480 --> 00:59:16.960
Why?
00:59:17.199 --> 00:59:20.079
Because I wanted to see my So you want to ask Bean about the armor?
00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:20.559
Yeah.
00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:20.960
Okay.
00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:23.039
I also might ask Bean about the coin.
00:59:23.199 --> 00:59:27.280
But I mean so Bean goes, yeah, that's m Matter and there's armor.
00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:27.679
Yeah.
00:59:27.920 --> 00:59:33.440
So basically what that does is it means that you can swim faster when you're in the water.
00:59:33.599 --> 00:59:38.320
And if you go down to zero, if you're like dead, you've got zero.
00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:40.559
People would say maybe HP.
00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:41.119
Yeah.
00:59:41.360 --> 00:59:42.000
You can roll.
00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:48.880
You can roll uh D4 to regain HP if you were in water.
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:54.400
If I'm in water, so so when I was when the thing drowned, I swam the fastest.
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:57.360
Yeah, you swam the fastest, but you nobody noticed this?
00:59:58.000 --> 00:59:58.960
Well, it was you and Sean.
00:59:59.440 --> 01:00:00.000
I was on the rock.
01:00:01.039 --> 01:00:02.800
I've never swam faster than Sean.
01:00:03.039 --> 01:00:03.280
Ever.
01:00:03.519 --> 01:00:04.559
Well, we wouldn't know that.
01:00:04.800 --> 01:00:10.079
Sean was just looking at you, not saying anything, but thinking, wow, he's swimming very fast right now.
01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:11.360
Yeah, okay.
01:00:11.519 --> 01:00:12.320
Just I want everybody.
01:00:12.719 --> 01:00:13.440
Ugly though, still.
01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:13.920
Remember that.
01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:16.239
Yeah, because Don and I were walking down rocks.
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:16.960
We were looking at you.
01:00:18.159 --> 01:00:19.519
Uh do you want to ask about the coin?
01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:20.320
Yes.
01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:20.719
Yes.
01:00:21.119 --> 01:00:22.079
I trust you, Bean.
01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:23.199
That's why I'm bringing it to you.
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:25.679
I was gonna ask Darren, but who's Darren?
01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:26.559
Not Darren.
01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:27.039
That's him.
01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:28.159
Derek, Derek.
01:00:28.400 --> 01:00:29.360
That's him getting in here.
01:00:29.599 --> 01:00:29.840
Right.
01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:34.079
Well, what I can tell you is that is called a rival coin.
01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:41.360
So uh basically what a rival coin does, I will add this to your inventory the next time with the cord.
01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:56.079
Uh uh basically, if it lands on heads, when you f you flip get to flip this, and if it lands on heads, a target takes uh DC is so that's a dice check, 13, so they've got to beat a 13.
01:00:56.559 --> 01:00:58.000
Wisdom savings row.
01:00:58.159 --> 01:01:04.320
If they fail, they take two d4 of psychic damage and disadvantage on the next attack roll.
01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:10.639
Uh psychic damage is just a type of damage, it would just it would just hit your HP.
01:01:11.440 --> 01:01:12.960
It's still the same as it's like a mind.
01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:16.719
And so the difference, so the there's specific types of damage.
01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:19.199
So like your dagger does like slashing damage.
01:01:19.519 --> 01:01:20.800
You'll never need to know this.
01:01:20.960 --> 01:01:22.480
My coin, not yours.
01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:23.039
Tails.
01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:24.400
He will need to know about damage.
01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:29.920
Because I've got a spell that causes uh psychic damage.
01:01:30.159 --> 01:01:31.920
There's some I'm gonna cast it on you.
01:01:32.159 --> 01:01:34.400
There's some fuck up with your head.
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:37.119
Make him doubt himself, make him think he's ugly.
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:41.920
So there's some uh characters that are immune to some types of damage.
01:01:42.000 --> 01:01:45.840
So some characters are immune to spludging and damage, some are immune to psychic damage.
01:01:46.239 --> 01:01:46.320
Okay.
01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:53.360
So there's We didn't uh for all the older uh Dungeons and Dragons players, we never had psychic damage, so that's something new.
01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:55.440
Just a little fact for everybody out there.
01:01:55.840 --> 01:01:56.800
I don't even know if that's true.
01:01:57.039 --> 01:02:01.280
So then if it lands on tails, it is true because you weren't born when we were playing it, yeah.
01:02:01.599 --> 01:02:03.039
Way to sound like an old fuck.
01:02:03.280 --> 01:02:08.000
If it lands in tails, then you have to take a D4 of psychic damage.
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:14.159
When can I um say been lean?
01:02:14.960 --> 01:02:19.199
I don't want anyone else to know, but I need to ask you about this tankard.
01:02:19.519 --> 01:02:21.599
It almost like uh deception.
01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:24.880
Why would you roll it a million yards away?
01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:28.320
I'd hate to 14, yeah, that's enough.
01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:31.199
Uh in case that wasn't picked up by the mic, Fanny rolled a 14.
01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:32.880
And it the dice rolled along.
01:02:33.280 --> 01:02:36.960
And now she's dancing it off, flossing like it's fucking 2010 or whatever.
01:02:37.119 --> 01:02:37.679
Is that what it's called?
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:39.840
There is literally no proof that I did that.
01:02:40.079 --> 01:02:40.800
Oh, but there is.
01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:42.880
I saw it with my eyes, I seen it.
01:02:43.199 --> 01:02:49.360
So uh Beun kind of pulls over to like a corner and she's like, I I know what that is.
01:02:49.519 --> 01:02:52.320
That is called the Tankered of Sobriety.
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:55.199
Sobriety, give it to him.
01:02:55.599 --> 01:03:04.480
So a tanker with uh stern face carved into it, it's impossible to get drunk from drinking any alcohol from this.
01:03:04.639 --> 01:03:08.079
So if you put any alcohol in it, you cannot get drunk if you're drinking it.
01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:09.920
God, that is amazing.
01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:11.039
All of the booze.
01:03:11.280 --> 01:03:12.320
That's so not amazing.
01:03:12.480 --> 01:03:14.480
All of the booze, none of the repercussions.
01:03:14.639 --> 01:03:15.760
That is so not amazing.
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:17.519
But it would probably be good for an alcoholic.
01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:20.800
But you just be furious and never get it.
01:03:20.960 --> 01:03:22.639
Yeah, but Don's going fucking feral.
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:24.639
He just needs the the medicine.
01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:26.800
Well, why don't we just get you Coca-Cola?
01:03:27.679 --> 01:03:29.920
Because that's not fucking alcohol.
01:03:30.159 --> 01:03:31.760
Like that's quite an obvious answer to that.
01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:32.880
Yeah, but no, wait a second.
01:03:33.039 --> 01:03:34.719
Alcohol is not there for the taste.
01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:36.159
So wait, no, I don't know.
01:03:36.719 --> 01:03:39.599
But this is this is you don't drink booze for the taste.
01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:42.239
I don't drink no alcoholics do.
01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:44.079
They not no, sorry, not for the taste.
01:03:44.159 --> 01:03:47.760
They need it because they need they just need the thing in their fucking bloodstream.
01:03:48.000 --> 01:03:49.280
And what are you drinking for?
01:03:49.599 --> 01:03:50.239
The bloodstream.
01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:50.639
Me?
01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:51.280
Gareth.
01:03:51.519 --> 01:03:51.679
Yeah.
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:53.519
I like the taste of some stuff.
01:03:53.599 --> 01:03:54.480
Uh Margarita.
01:03:56.639 --> 01:03:57.119
True, you're right.
01:03:57.360 --> 01:04:04.639
I would let I would let Don have like two drinks so he gets a buzz, and then I maybe I could switch it out with a tinker to sobriety so it doesn't get belligerent.
01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:06.480
No, you have to put alcohol on it.
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:07.280
It can't make its own.
01:04:07.519 --> 01:04:09.440
So you would need to find some and put it in it.
01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:15.360
Are you just wanting to show uh are you just wanting to show all the Chester materials?
01:04:16.320 --> 01:04:18.719
Yes, I would love to show bean my chest.
01:04:19.199 --> 01:04:25.440
Oh that's also oh that's 100% a pun.
01:04:25.920 --> 01:04:27.119
That is not that's not mean.
01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:28.320
That's a pun.
01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:28.880
That's a pun.
01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:30.159
Oh, are you taking it?
01:04:30.239 --> 01:04:32.320
Sorry, are you taking it in a sexual way?
01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:32.719
Yeah.
01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:34.400
That's honestly disgusting.
01:04:34.559 --> 01:04:34.880
Yeah.
01:04:35.119 --> 01:04:38.960
How else are you gonna say, I want to show bean my chest?
01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:40.400
The chest.
01:04:41.199 --> 01:04:44.559
Literally, you said you literally you said, Do you want to show her your chest?
01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:46.400
I said, Yes, I would like to show her my chest.
01:04:46.639 --> 01:04:48.800
It's not so my chest could be too thick.
01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:49.280
Yes.
01:04:49.440 --> 01:04:51.679
But if you said the chest, one thing.
01:04:51.920 --> 01:04:52.400
One thing.
01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:55.599
So I said my chest, which could be too thick.
01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:59.920
Which is the definition of button, as mentioned earlier by Fanny herself.
01:05:01.599 --> 01:05:02.400
I meant Fanny.
01:05:02.719 --> 01:05:03.519
I meant one thing.
01:05:03.760 --> 01:05:04.639
But you didn't say that.
01:05:04.719 --> 01:05:05.519
So that's a D8.
01:05:05.840 --> 01:05:07.199
Fanny, you're going to see God.
01:05:07.360 --> 01:05:07.920
It's not that bad.
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:08.960
Yeah, you've never seen God.
01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:11.840
What's the one with like 70, 30, 90?
01:05:12.239 --> 01:05:18.960
That's if you have to know so like that would be a if you had to roll out of 100, you would choose that and then the percentage.
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:20.559
Those are percentage dice.
01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:20.880
Yeah.
01:05:20.960 --> 01:05:22.480
So the D8.
01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:23.920
Which one's a D8?
01:05:24.400 --> 01:05:24.800
This one?
01:05:25.199 --> 01:05:26.159
Got a vanish.
01:05:26.800 --> 01:05:27.039
Two.
01:05:27.280 --> 01:05:29.360
Okay, you're we know where she's going.
01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:30.880
I only got a two.
01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:32.400
She's not even going.
01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:33.679
Why isn't she going?
01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:36.559
So bean, because you've still got pun damage left.
01:05:36.719 --> 01:05:37.199
Oh, okay.
01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:38.079
Good job.
01:05:38.480 --> 01:05:38.960
Keep it up.
01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:40.000
You'll see God.
01:05:40.719 --> 01:05:45.840
So Bean uh looks at the chest and she goes, Yeah, yeah, that's that's enough for what we need.
01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:47.519
Yeah, that's mean.
01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:56.559
So uh basically what I can do is I can take your armor you've already got and stuff like that, and I can tune it up a bit, or I can take your weapons and make them better.
01:05:56.719 --> 01:05:58.000
But it's one or the other.
01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:07.760
So what bean's saying is She can either add plus one damage to any one of your epit weapons or she could add plus one to your AC, which is your armor class.
01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:11.679
I want her to add plus one to my spear that comes back.
01:06:11.920 --> 01:06:13.119
Why don't okay.
01:06:13.360 --> 01:06:14.960
Are we not making the decision as a team?
01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:16.400
Well, no, it's individual.
01:06:16.639 --> 01:06:16.800
Okay.
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:21.599
My weapon I want the spear of awesomeness and make it plus one?
01:06:22.079 --> 01:06:22.400
Sure.
01:06:22.639 --> 01:06:22.880
Okay.
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:26.079
So that means that my spear is now.
01:06:26.639 --> 01:06:28.400
So you'll get plus one to hit.
01:06:28.639 --> 01:06:31.039
So that means you'll be more likely to hit with your spear.
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:32.400
Spear plus one.
01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:38.880
And then Sean's going to take that as well for his sematars and he's got plus one to hit.
01:06:39.360 --> 01:06:45.280
Can you explain to me again the difference between plus one weapon or an armor class?
01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:51.199
Basically, if you add plus one to your weapon, so when you roll to hit with your weapon, you have plus one.
01:06:51.440 --> 01:06:53.280
So right now your trident has a plus two.
01:06:53.920 --> 01:06:57.039
So when you roll whatever your role is, you get to add two to it.
01:06:57.199 --> 01:06:58.880
She can add it and make that three.
01:06:58.960 --> 01:07:01.679
So when you roll to hit with your trident, there's a chance she's gonna be able to get a little bit.
01:07:01.840 --> 01:07:03.199
So a seven would become a ten, yeah.
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:04.239
What's armor class?
01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:09.840
Your armor class is basically what someone needs to roll higher than to hit you.
01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:14.960
So if a monster's trying to attack you right now, they need to roll higher than uh twelve.
01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:15.360
Right.
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:18.719
Bean can make that 13, so they would need to roll higher than a 13.
01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:20.960
Plus one, it feels like it should be like plus two.
01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:24.480
Yeah, I think the I think the armor class is so the way to go here.
01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:26.000
Uh so I'm gonna be Yeah.
01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:31.039
Okay, I'm gonna ask Bean, uh, first of all, what's your first name?
01:07:31.280 --> 01:07:32.159
Flickma.
01:07:33.519 --> 01:07:36.320
I've been just sitting on that for a while.
01:07:36.639 --> 01:07:36.880
Right.
01:07:37.039 --> 01:07:40.960
Well, God's come to say hello again.
01:07:42.639 --> 01:07:42.880
What?
01:07:46.079 --> 01:07:46.800
Flickma.
01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:48.800
Flickma, the bee man.
01:07:49.360 --> 01:07:54.400
So God this time he doesn't point at you, a hand just comes out the sky, it grabs you.
01:07:54.639 --> 01:07:56.480
I want to do upgrade armor class.
01:07:56.719 --> 01:07:57.039
Okay.
01:07:57.920 --> 01:08:04.320
So now God goes, stand in front of me, and you're gonna roll a little thing called here, God.
01:08:04.719 --> 01:08:08.239
No, there's not, and if you keep talking, you won't have any laps anymore.
01:08:08.480 --> 01:08:12.320
Uh what a crazy thing to take away.
01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:14.320
You'd be so ugly without lips.
01:08:14.480 --> 01:08:17.119
Your lips are your best feature, they're big and nice.
01:08:17.920 --> 01:08:22.479
So he wants you, God says to you, listen, what you said, that's not cool, man.
01:08:22.560 --> 01:08:23.119
That's not cool.
01:08:23.199 --> 01:08:24.000
Do you think that's cool?
01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:25.600
Do you feel cool right now?
01:08:25.840 --> 01:08:27.039
Don't answer that.
01:08:27.279 --> 01:08:27.520
Okay?
01:08:27.840 --> 01:08:31.680
You're gonna roll double damage on cancellation damage and pun damage.
01:08:31.920 --> 01:08:35.359
Feels a little unnecessary, but God's pissed off, man.
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:36.319
Clearly.
01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:43.840
So roll row a d but from what I hear about this guy, surely if I just apologize, he totally forgives me.
01:08:44.079 --> 01:08:46.560
He's asked you to do something, he's asked you to roll a D8 for him.
01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:48.079
If he asked me, I don't know if you're gonna be a good one.
01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:50.079
This guy is so in me, man.
01:08:50.239 --> 01:08:51.119
This guy is angry.
01:08:51.439 --> 01:08:53.439
This is like this is an old testament guy.
01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:53.680
Yeah.
01:08:53.920 --> 01:08:54.800
There's a sure guy.
01:08:55.199 --> 01:08:56.079
That one's a D8I.
01:08:56.239 --> 01:08:56.640
Sure thing.
01:08:56.960 --> 01:09:00.079
Why there surely there has to be people doing worse than you.
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:01.039
I know.
01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:04.800
Surely surely.
01:09:05.920 --> 01:09:06.960
I don't call it.
01:09:07.279 --> 01:09:08.720
Do I want this to be low or high?
01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:09.760
Tell me what it is.
01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:10.720
Uh nope.
01:09:10.880 --> 01:09:12.000
Oh, I've done the rule again.
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:13.039
So Yeah, you need it.
01:09:13.119 --> 01:09:15.039
No, no, you need to tell me what it is because you looked at it.
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:15.680
I've picked it up.
01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:16.960
I think it was eight, wasn't it?
01:09:17.119 --> 01:09:17.600
It wasn't eight.
01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:18.479
It wasn't eight.
01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:18.880
What was it?
01:09:19.039 --> 01:09:19.840
But I think I should re-roll.
01:09:19.920 --> 01:09:20.399
What was it then?
01:09:20.560 --> 01:09:22.239
If you don't tell me what it was, I'll think it's eight.
01:09:22.399 --> 01:09:22.960
It was a six.
01:09:23.199 --> 01:09:24.319
Okay, thank you.
01:09:29.039 --> 01:09:30.960
Can't kill you off for the podcast.
01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:32.640
Okay.
01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:33.840
Right.
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:35.359
Okay.
01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:39.279
And then it's now I'm gonna need you to roll it again.
01:09:39.439 --> 01:09:40.640
Roll me an LD8.
01:09:40.960 --> 01:09:42.560
And don't pick it up this time.
01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:44.079
Does that say?
01:09:44.399 --> 01:09:44.880
Five.
01:09:45.119 --> 01:09:45.520
Five.
01:09:45.760 --> 01:09:46.079
Okay.
01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:49.039
So Don, remember the last time we had our meeting?
01:09:49.199 --> 01:09:49.439
I do.
01:09:49.600 --> 01:09:50.640
And do you remember what happened?
01:09:50.720 --> 01:09:52.479
You went down, you tried to be very silly.
01:09:52.720 --> 01:09:53.439
I think I did.
01:09:53.520 --> 01:09:53.680
Yep.
01:09:53.840 --> 01:09:54.720
I'm not impressed, Don.
01:09:55.119 --> 01:09:55.680
This isn't good.
01:09:55.760 --> 01:09:56.640
Why are you doing this?
01:09:56.800 --> 01:09:57.840
Trying to make my friends laugh.
01:09:58.000 --> 01:09:58.720
Are they laughing?
01:09:58.800 --> 01:09:59.039
Yeah.
01:09:59.439 --> 01:09:59.840
Crying?
01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:00.399
Yeah.
01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:02.960
I think they enjoyed it.
01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:03.760
We're comics.
01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:04.800
I think I think they like.
01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:06.000
Well, I know about Bill.
01:10:06.159 --> 01:10:07.039
I've met Bill already.
01:10:07.600 --> 01:10:09.520
He's not he's in a he's not a great guy.
01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:10.479
Is that a big thing?
01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:11.039
Whoa!
01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:13.359
Bill's a fantastic guy.
01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:14.319
You can't tell me.
01:10:14.880 --> 01:10:16.239
Yeah, we're yelling up into that.
01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:16.960
Whoa!
01:10:17.439 --> 01:10:18.800
She's up, everybody.
01:10:19.439 --> 01:10:23.039
You're in a bad route, okay?
01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:26.399
And you need to learn a very valuable lesson here.
01:10:26.640 --> 01:10:30.159
So I'm gonna leave you with this new fear.
01:10:30.720 --> 01:10:33.600
You are now terrified of booze.
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:35.920
You will not be able to look at booze.
01:10:36.079 --> 01:10:38.479
If you see booze, you have to run away.
01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:40.640
That is now my punishment to you.
01:10:40.880 --> 01:10:44.560
That is literally a fucking mind fuck of a character now.
01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:59.439
So there's a Greek idea of what hell is, and hell is basically you're stuck in a room with uh food above you and water below you, but every time you reach for it, the food and the water just moves further away, so it's always within sight, but not within grasp.
01:11:00.239 --> 01:11:01.920
That is what you've now got with Booze.
01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:02.640
Fuck.
01:11:03.439 --> 01:11:05.359
For a flick my bean joke.
01:11:05.600 --> 01:11:06.800
Well, you've learned a lesson.
01:11:07.039 --> 01:11:07.840
I don't think he has.
01:11:08.159 --> 01:11:11.039
How did you learn about the Greek idea of hell?
01:11:11.359 --> 01:11:12.720
I I know a lot of hangs.
01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:13.359
You know what?
01:11:14.079 --> 01:11:16.560
I know a lot of things too, and that's Greek.
01:11:16.800 --> 01:11:22.880
And so how did um and what kind of bralette did you get your you know so fucking much.
01:11:23.199 --> 01:11:24.319
Um all right, you're back.
01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:27.840
I feel like I've just been fucking finger blasted by that.
01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:28.640
Yeah, yeah, I know.
01:11:29.359 --> 01:11:32.079
I can't help but think that finger blasting is good.
01:11:32.399 --> 01:11:35.520
Well, if you don't want to because it's your second time.
01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:36.000
Really?
01:11:36.159 --> 01:11:36.800
Yeah, he's actually.
01:11:37.680 --> 01:11:39.840
You can maybe say flick what's your first name?
01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:40.720
Flickma.
01:11:41.119 --> 01:11:42.560
And that's what's happened.
01:11:42.880 --> 01:11:43.520
I'm trying.
01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:48.079
Do you not want me to try and bring joy to the people that are listening to this fucking thing?
01:11:48.319 --> 01:11:49.760
I'm just trying to bring joy.
01:11:50.079 --> 01:11:52.079
But listen, that's the that's I didn't make the rules.
01:11:52.239 --> 01:11:52.560
God did.
01:11:52.880 --> 01:11:54.079
You literally made the rules.
01:11:54.239 --> 01:11:54.960
It was God.
01:11:56.560 --> 01:11:56.800
Right.
01:11:57.039 --> 01:11:59.199
Hey Gary, you want me to say it to her again?
01:11:59.840 --> 01:12:00.479
So much.
01:12:01.359 --> 01:12:01.840
So much.
01:12:02.000 --> 01:12:02.800
Yo, Flipper.
01:12:03.039 --> 01:12:05.039
This is a new bit of your character.
01:12:05.279 --> 01:12:08.399
So yeah, well, he's riddled with shit now.
01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:13.600
Fucking potentially either missing, not his or dead son.
01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:17.680
Wants booze more than anything, but is terrified of it.
01:12:17.920 --> 01:12:19.039
And chlamydia.
01:12:19.279 --> 01:12:22.239
Riddled with chlamydia, married to a fish.
01:12:22.720 --> 01:12:24.239
This can't has too much going on.
01:12:26.079 --> 01:12:26.880
Yeah, widower.
01:12:27.039 --> 01:12:28.479
Well, we didn't know he was a widower.
01:12:28.560 --> 01:12:30.000
Oh, well, fucking listen to the episodes.
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:33.039
Listen to the fish does listen to the episodes, buddy.
01:12:33.520 --> 01:12:34.319
Back in the real world, no.
01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:36.239
Well, try listening to your own podcast.
01:12:36.640 --> 01:12:37.760
You lick the pen.
01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:44.399
So uh he chucks you back down, and then are you gonna go for the armor clasp with Bean?
01:12:44.960 --> 01:12:46.159
I shouted that on my way up.
01:12:46.239 --> 01:12:46.399
Yeah.
01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:47.840
Armour class, improving it.
01:12:48.000 --> 01:12:49.359
Bean's like, what the fuck?
01:12:50.239 --> 01:12:51.520
So don't worry, Bean.
01:12:51.760 --> 01:12:53.520
It's he's just talking to God.
01:12:56.079 --> 01:12:56.399
All right.
01:12:56.800 --> 01:12:58.000
He'll be back in a second.
01:12:58.239 --> 01:13:00.960
So Bean goes, All right, okay, right, fine.
01:13:01.119 --> 01:13:03.439
I I'll I'll fix your armor.
01:13:03.600 --> 01:13:03.760
Okay.
01:13:04.159 --> 01:13:07.680
So then she now is looking at Fanny to be like, what do you want?
01:13:07.920 --> 01:13:09.199
Do you want armor or do you want?
01:13:09.439 --> 01:13:09.760
You're right.
01:13:09.840 --> 01:13:12.079
I think you should be two for it to be balanced.
01:13:12.239 --> 01:13:15.439
I think one in armor class or two in buttons.
01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:17.920
Because I would get both of my weapons up one.
01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:20.319
You don't like one, you'd want to be able to pick one.
01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:22.319
Hmm, I'm gonna go.
01:13:22.560 --> 01:13:24.640
I'm gonna go plus one to my quarter.
01:13:25.279 --> 01:13:26.399
Actually to my dart.
01:13:26.560 --> 01:13:28.720
Oh, but I'm a mas Yeah, yeah, to my dart.
01:13:28.960 --> 01:13:31.439
Because I I can stay far away and have better aim with it.
01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:32.079
There you go.
01:13:32.399 --> 01:13:32.720
Okay.
01:13:32.880 --> 01:13:35.359
Uh so Bean's gonna take it away and do all that.
01:13:35.680 --> 01:13:39.840
But no, it's as Bean walks away, I say, no, but what is your first name?
01:13:40.720 --> 01:13:42.479
My my first name is Bean.
01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:43.840
What's your last name?
01:13:44.640 --> 01:13:46.479
Do you guys not have first last names down here?
01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:47.680
On Toast.
01:13:50.800 --> 01:13:51.439
Why?
01:13:53.760 --> 01:13:58.159
Because we're there's a thunder crack in the sky, and you know.
01:13:58.640 --> 01:14:00.560
You just you feel almost in it.
01:14:01.039 --> 01:14:02.239
What are you doing to the listeners?
01:14:02.640 --> 01:14:05.039
Yeah, everyone will have enjoyed on toast there.
01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:05.279
Yeah.
01:14:05.520 --> 01:14:05.920
Everyone.
01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:06.479
Everyone.
01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:08.880
There needs to be consequences, but nothing's gonna happen.
01:14:08.960 --> 01:14:11.039
You just feel uh an anger.
01:14:11.600 --> 01:14:11.760
Okay.
01:14:13.199 --> 01:14:14.000
Fuck off.
01:14:14.479 --> 01:14:17.199
So you're asking Don not to be funny.
01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:18.800
Yeah, that's what it feels like.
01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:19.600
Yeah.
01:14:20.319 --> 01:14:26.319
Um what is being what is Bean saying while Don is feeling anger in his taint?
01:14:26.479 --> 01:14:27.840
What is it?
01:14:30.560 --> 01:14:31.279
What is Don?
01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:32.399
What is Bean say?
01:14:36.159 --> 01:14:37.760
My surname is too long.
01:14:38.640 --> 01:14:39.119
Too long?
01:14:40.319 --> 01:14:41.520
It's a fucking pun.
01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:43.039
It's a fucking pun.
01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:45.039
It's a fucking pun.
01:14:45.199 --> 01:14:46.319
Her surname is a pun.
01:14:46.399 --> 01:14:53.359
So it's every time we say been too long, are we gonna get fucking hoisted up to the sky and finger banged by God?
01:14:53.680 --> 01:14:54.399
Too long.
01:14:55.119 --> 01:14:56.159
Sounds French.
01:14:56.399 --> 01:14:57.039
Been too long.
01:14:57.359 --> 01:14:57.680
Too long.
01:14:58.000 --> 01:14:58.479
Too long.
01:14:59.359 --> 01:15:00.159
Been too long.
01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:06.000
Well, I think that's a good place to end this episode anyway, so you're gonna get new armor and new weapons in the next episode.
01:15:06.239 --> 01:15:12.720
And then uh the only thing that Derek's got you signed up to do at this point is to go and kill the evil in the lighthouse.
01:15:12.880 --> 01:15:13.680
We're going up to the lighthouse.
01:15:13.760 --> 01:15:14.239
That's a good idea.
01:15:14.319 --> 01:15:16.319
Why don't we just go up to the lighthouse first?
01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:18.640
No, we gotta sleep and level up and stuff.
01:15:18.800 --> 01:15:20.159
Yeah, and find booze.
01:15:20.479 --> 01:15:21.199
Did we level up?
01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:22.960
You'll find out in the next episode.
01:15:23.199 --> 01:15:24.319
Ooh, cliffhanger.
01:15:24.399 --> 01:15:25.840
I feel like I'm on traitors.
01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:29.840
Thank you for listening to episode six of Comics Quest.
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Uh yeah.
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Tune in for the next one, and we'll see you so then.
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Thank you so much for listening uh to Comics Quest.
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I would like to say thank you especially to Kitty Preston for our amazing logo, Alan Orr for the music, and Sean Stables on sound.