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and I'm sure the feeling is mutual. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is. I'm back regardless whether or not you wanted me to return. Nah. You know what I'm saying? So this one, this will be a pretty quick episode. Uh, hopefully everyone had a wonderful fourth of Will you turn this shit down. Will you turn it down?
I mean, that's really what the 4th of July has become for me. You know, the more seasons you get, the more mature you get, the more you want motherfuckers to just turn some shit down. And I love like, come on, the name of my pod is Audio Dope. And I am an audio file. I love dope audio. Of course that goes without saying even though I just said that shit.
But turn that shit down, especially if the audio ain't dope. You know what I mean? And with fire words, all year, years could happen. Like, man, they started two weeks early as a matter of fact. Then it just bled into. The day of the fourth, it's like, you know, turn this shit down. My goal on the fourth was to hear as little things as possible.
As a matter of fact, I wasn't in a sensory deprivation tank, but maybe that would've been a tremendous idea on that particular day. But I had a nice peaceful tire flipping experience. Yes, I went to the gym. That is typical me, but it was a tremendous time and hopefully everyone had a happy, will you turn that shit down?
That's what I'm calling the 4th of July from now on. I'm gonna call it. Will you turn that shit down? Because it is a cacophony of sounds on that particular day. Uh, shoot. Let's get into it. So I was having a conversation. Uh, girl, you know the lady that I'm currently courting, you know what I'm saying? And we was, uh, shooting the shit about Batman and how he's our favorite superhero because he has no superpowers, but he's surrounded by super people and he be fucking 'em up cuz he's smarter than them.
You know what I mean? He ain't powered by the son, you know what I mean? Uh, he can't be brought to his knees by a rock from your home state, like your home planet and shit. You know what I mean? Uh, he's gotta be in, uh, you know what I'm saying? Like the only thing he got is the batter ring. The batter ram the bat Mobile.
Uh, the bat cave. The bat suit. Alfreds not the coffee shop in la but the butler, he's dope. Uh, Like there is, like, he just ties your ankles together with that fucking thing he throws at your feet or he's got the, uh, the Batman utility belt, which all police officers and law enforcement officials have. So that's not super special.
He just spray painted that shit yellow. Shout out to Alfred for the Amarillo. And then, uh, he's got the, it's not even a gun gun. It's a, it's, it's a grappling fuck man. He's so under tooled. He, he, he isn't really, he's a billionaire. He's got billionaire things, but toys. Very effective toys. But the toys compared to like the Hulk, you know what I'm saying?
The green lantern. Then his, uh, his, his ring pop, his high-powered ring pop that he uses to defeat foes. You know what I'm saying? Uh, no. He's got a high powered grappling hook gun that he shoots. You know, ill, you gotta be, He's strong as fuck for a regular dude, like for a human being. He trained. So he, he is a ninja, he's a billionaire.
Playboy Ninja got all the hoes but that's really it, listenership, like he has that, that thing that you fling at someone's ankles like you do at, uh, state fair to get a couple of stuffed animals for your lady. You know what I'm saying? And, uh, they just like connect your ankles together.
Like you in the, like a potato sack race, you know what I'm saying? The field day, you know, and middle school somewhere. That's his shit. I mean, he's, you know, he's got the bad copter and he has bad everything, you know what I'm saying? But he had to like put his fi his, his fucking financial resources behind that shit, you know what I'm saying?
He had, he had to take out a personal loan and shit off of the strength of his. Way Enterprises, equity, you know what I mean? To make this shit happen. I mean, imagine being a billionaire, you ain't gotta do shit like, you can just be time for MySpace and be cool, chilling in Fiji, you know what I'm saying?
Drinking the real Fiji water in Fiji, not that square bottled shit. Uh, but no, like he can just be galas picking up broads, you know what I'm saying? Just kicking it just with all the holes, just surrounding just swimming and just swimming and women, you know what I mean? Like, like, like he's in the Chuck e cheese ball pit somewhere, you know what I'm saying?
Having a ball, just having the greatest time of his life. But no, he's like, I'm so bored of these individuals. This is the last place I wanna be is kissing babies in Paula, tricking in somebody's gala somewhere. But I'm telling you, in Batman, the animated series, he was always, As Bruce Wayne, the illest Bruce Wayne to me, I don't know.
Y'all sound off at, um, audio dope pod gmail.com. Y'all let me know or rage advice, if you know how to spell rage, r a g e and advice, you smash that shit together. That is my ig. You can deal me there, but with who you think the greatest Batman is, that to me is animated. Fuck it. Who cares? Like the greatest joker is Matt Ham.
I'm sorry. That's a UFC fighter, former UFC fighter. He got beat the fuck up by John Jones. That was John Jones. Only loss, even though it was definitely a win, but he, uh, did an illegal 12 to six elbow. You can only do all the other worst elbows in the world to somebody. You can't do that one because rules is rules.
Anyways, uh, mark Hamill, you might know him as Luke Skywalker. I know him as the Joker because he is the illest joker. Yeah, there is. And the illest Bruce Wayne specifically Bruce Wayne is definitely Kevin Conroy. Talk to me about that. Let's talk about that. But anyways, Bruce Wayne just be at galas and, uh, ribbon cuttings for new projects in Gotham City.
Gotham City. And, uh, that's about it. So mind numbingly bored, this man must be so, he's like, dog, I can just, I have infinite resources. I really do. What, what can I do with my time? You know what I'm going to go to, um, one of them islands off Indonesia somewhere. And then I'm going to train under the tutelage of Rage, UL Ragu.
You know what I'm saying? Kick it with his daughter, unbeknownst to him. You know what I'm saying? But, uh, definitely have a good time with Talia Algo. It's just the Bruce Wayne way. It really is. And, uh, he finds the time to do all of this. You wanna know why he's not looking for time. You can't. It doesn't exist.
We made it up. He makes the time. He has time for the things he makes time for. A mentor told me that, shout out to Corey Guyton. He was like, you have the time. He was like, you got time for what you make time for? I said, damn. My argument was sound. I thought, but no, I've been soundly defeated. I have nothing else to say to this.
It's true. But anyhow, Bruce Wayne, with no superpowers, he has to find a way. He has to use his brain power. He has to compensate for his lack and super strength. But he's also super strong for a regular ass dude. He will house any human being really. You know what I'm saying? Because he is a ninja who happens to be a billionaire who happened to be bored of his regular damn life, and he decided to fuck people up who deserve to be fucked up in, in the nighttime, you know what I'm saying?
And this shit was championed by Commissioner Gordon. How Ill is this? Come on. You know what I'm saying? He's like, dog, like making billions and trillions ain't enough. I ain't Montgomery Burns dog from the Simpsons. Fuck that. You know what I'm saying? Like, that ain't it for me. I need more, you know, I'm an adrenaline seeker like Gustav Graves, you know what I'm saying?
And, and die another day. You feel me? So he needed something else. He needed something to, a way to incorporate his shadow, you know what I'm saying? So he decided to have this, he had a heart of, uh, vengeance. So I mean, that was the main part of it. But, um, I say all of that to say like, Superman was solar powered.
You know what I mean? If the sun was gone, like we never saw Superman do shit at nighttime. Like have you maybe in the movies that I didn't watch and I won't watch cuz I have no interest in that. But so always in the daylight broad day, you better be doing some crime in the broad day if you want him to pull up.
I mean, you don't want him to pull up doing crime and pro just do crime at night, you know what I'm saying? I mean, you got Batman to deal with but you ain't got Superman to deal with. You know what I'm saying? Cause he's powered by the son and shit. But I say all of that roundabout shit to say that I have an issue with the fact that this man, now, of course he needed some kind of weakness.
I mean, and they made him up, you know, and the figment of a beta Mel's, uh, imagination way back when, you know what I'm saying? He was essentially an extension of their consciousness of what, of who they wished that they were, but. Weren't. So they made up this dope ass dude who has all the attributes that they felt like they lacked.
I get the psychology, I understand that listenership, but his weakness is this. It ain't women like, which would probably be Batman's weakness for sure. Like one of his mains were, was a catwoman. She is actual pussy. You, you don't, you don't think that, that, you don't think that they thought that shit out.
Cleverly clever. She was literally pussy. Now, I don't know if today they would, she would name her cat Isis. Since ISIS be recruiting motherfuckers to fight for them and whatnot, uh, that is a side quest there. I won't get into it, but hey, that was just something that popped up in my mind that occurred to me listenership.
And I'm sure now you're like, hmm, I wonder now you're on your googles and your duck. Duck goes trying to figure out whether or not Isis is still the name of Cat Woman's Cat because that is a terrorist organization. You see modern times ruin every fucking thing. Ruined. Ruined. It was just the name of a cat.
Hell listen. A name, A name of some woman. I know a woman named Es. She didn't ask for this. She didn't ask for that. And I'm sure there are plenty of decent Karens out there who ain't so Karen like, but hell. Wow. Introductions have to be strange. And I'm sure they burn a lot of calories these days. Um, overcoming the fact their name is Karen because of Karen's.
Whether those Karen's names are Karen or not. Her name could be Stacey, but nah, if she's being a Karen, she's a fucking Karen. And it doesn't, uh, reflect positively upon that of Karen's, even though Karen's be doing, uh, decent shit out there in the world if they ain't being Karen's. You know what I'm saying?
So like, don't be such a Karen, Karen, and I think that we all good. You know, don't judge, you know what I'm saying? Off of the strength of that, you know, for the fact that mad women whose names ain't Karen be Karen's, but you know, just don't be a Karen. If you can help it, Karen, you know, then we good. You know, I understand you can help that your name is Karen, you know, in the world full of Karen's, but, uh, you know, just don't be a Karen, Karen, you know, that's my advice to you.
But anyways. Superman's weakness is kryptonite. You understand this? The old planet knows that. But here's the thing. Kryptonite is derived. That's a college term. It means got from. I'm just in this rudimentary, says he got the shit from is what derived means. He got the shit from his home planet. That's where kryptonite comes from.
It comes from the planet Krypton. You wanna know what's dumb about that listenership? This, that's his hometown. It's his home planet. That's like me being brought to my knees whenever something from like Cincinnati is anywhere near me, like some grip Os, barbecue chips, some gold star chili, some skyline cheese, conies.
Some gold star cheese cones is, which is what I would prefer. Um, I don't know where my Cincinnati constituency falls on that. Uh, gold star I believe is superior, but since I live in LA, I would happily devour any of those kone crates. I don't give a flying fuck because that's some of the greatest shit on planet earth.
And they just hot dogs, you know what I mean? One of the most garbage things on planet, on earth. But look at what, look at what we did. Turn that shit into gold. We most certainly did. And don't get no cheese Coney from Coney Island in Detroit. They think that the, they think that they be making cheese conies.
It's so cute. That's where I had the, and look Detroit shout out to y'all. I know y'all be su super sensitive about most things having to do with y'all. Y'all have a tremendous pizza, Detroit style pizza. That's cool. Um, believe the cheese conies to us. Just leave it to us. You don't have to do everything.
You ain't gotta be good at everything. You guys are tremendous at music. Motown, uh, it's the motor city as well. Uh, and I don't know why you named that island. Coney Island. Like that's the place of the illest Coney. It's not, it's not a game of shoots and ladders. You're not the land of cheese. Conies, my taste buds didn't know what to do when I ate what I thought was a cheese conney cuz I had our cheese conies for my entire childhood in my mind, thinking I was gonna get some cheese conies and I don't know what that was.
I appreciate the effort, the attempt. Leave it alone. Just leave it alone. Just do something different, you know what I'm saying? Focus, maybe concentrate all of your energies on, uh, maybe those Detroit style pizzas. Making that, uh, a global phenomenon because it is a whole lot of pizza. It's kind of like a, uh, He is the deepest of dishes.
It's like a lasagna, but pizza. Anyhow, his kryptonite is his hometown. I'm trying to figure out what they were trying to say. If they were trying to say something at all. And I think that they were, I, I would just, if anything from my hometown would weaken me. You know what? I think it is possible. And I think that the listenership, I think that you guys are starting to wrap your minds around how, like, metaphorically, what that shit can mean.
Is that like, when you go home, it be the same old bullshit that ha it's always been, it ain't changed. Um, maybe if you link up with some of the neighborhood elements, you know, The same comic book villains who had always been there doing the same dirt and you get wrapped up in that life again, that you tried so hard to escape with your education.
You see the world, uh, you doing this, that, and the third. Uh, taking over the planet, representing your hometown well, but not necessarily going back. Cuz oftentimes that's where the bullshit happens. Rest in power. Nipsey, um, that is a prime example. Rest in power. Dolph, same shit, but in Memphis, same shit.
Is that the case? Like, is that what they're trying to say? Like, look man, like your hometown. I mean, it makes you, it helps mold you into the person you have the potential and the capacity to be. But also get the fuck outta here. Get the hell out before it's too late before that portal closes. Get out. Jump out.
See the world, see the planet. Bring some of it back. But don't stay too long. Don't overstay your welcome or else there's gonna be some bullshit and you're gonna fumble the ball eventually. And the bag possibly. I don't know what they're trying to say, but I was just thinking about that shit when I was thinking about, hold on.
Why is this motherfucker's hometown like this shit to help Now, of course, like imagine like that krypton rock, like maybe that rocket, that rock was a person that's like, oh, you're on earth now, huh? And is it being shitty towards him and fucking him up because he ain't on Krypton? Cuz imagine like you're allergic to your planet.
What the fuck would he do? Imagine the Superman was allergic to the place he's from. What if he went there and just had a full out breakout? If he just went to Krypton, like, man, it's been years. I don't have anything to, well, he would use probably a piece of kryptonite. I would probably hit up Batman. Yo, could I borrow a piece of kryptonite?
I don't know how you fucking keep finding that shit, but can I borrow like a piece of that? And I'm gonna just kind of sleep with it just around, just always have it around, you know, maybe just have it in my pocket or something. Or like my laptop bag or some shit so I can, uh, inoculate myself a little bit before I go.
It's like getting your shots before you go to like Trinidad and scba. You gotta get mad shots that way. The mosquitoes and shit don't murder you when you out there, you know what I'm saying? Cause sometimes the citronella oil ain't enough. Uh, maybe that's the thing. You inoculate yourself as Superman. You inoculate yourself with some fucking trace amounts of kryptonite to build up your tolerance before you go back for your homegoing.
I'm sorry, homecoming. Home going is when you getting killed or dying. Homecoming. So when you show up to Krypton, um, freshly inoculated by having withstood this hate nash rock that comes from your own planet, maybe you okay? Or like this rock is sitting there like, yeah. So, um, like why you ain't just stay on Krypton?
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we could have used you. There's definitely a brain drain. All of our best and brightest people just leaving our fucking planet, you know what I'm saying? Um, well this is what I got to do, like, this is what I gotta to say. And so he just be fucking his head up with just migraines, just like infinity, gauntlet, stone, uh, coward headaches and shit.
So all it is is a migraine. So his planet is just being a headache from afar because he just decided to just strike it rich on earth, you know what I'm saying? B bag, lowest lane work at the daily bcal and all that shit. I think that's the name of the, uh, newspaper. I'm not sure. I wasn't really super into Superman to be honest with you, but I was just like, man, that's some hating shit for your planet, for you to be allergic to your planet.
What kind of power, what kind of shit is that? And is that the only weakness y'all could have thought of? He's allergic to his planet. Why would he be allergic to his planet? That don't make no sense. Allergic to pollen, maybe some ragweed. I get it cuz I think everybody's allergic to ragweed when that shit died.
That shit is just untenable. You know what I mean? I think the worst, the worst experience I had, I was, uh, I was um, I was a teacher at the Marian Wright Edelman's Freedom Schools for the Children's Defense Fund in the form of life. And so we had to do our training at Alex Haley. Yes. That Alex Haley, the guy who, who wrote roots at his farm.
Somewhere in Tennessee and uh, got all the way fucked up. My goodness. My whole face was, my whole face was just closed. Just closed for business. Like it was a holiday. My face was shut. Eyes closed. Run D M DMC or like DMC or whatever that dude's name is, with all due respect, he performed. Kurt Franklin performed.
I couldn't see none of them motherfuckers, man. They was right in front of me. Couldn't see shit. Eyes was just watering the whole time. Agitated. That farm had all the ragweed. The pollen. The pollen, you know what I'm saying? You couldn't inoculate yourself with that, but that ragweed, there's no equivalent.
It had all of the damn contaminants out there on that farm, man. The hay, I guess, was ridiculous. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was a strange ass thing is to be super allergic to the place you from. You know what I'm saying? But maybe that was the case. Like nah, what they're really trying to say is like, you know what I'm saying?
If you can help it, like always give back to your hometown, but you know you got to fuck up outta Dodge because you know you was allergic to the bullshit. Maybe. Maybe Krypton was some bullshit over there. Just always going to just some bullshit. So he was like, you know what son L Hodge, whatever his name was, Randall L.
Nah, I think he used to play for the fucking Steelers and Dwan Randall L Anyways. Cal L. Yeah. Get the fuck outta here man. Like it is just better out there. I ain't got time to explain, you know what I'm saying? You a tadpole at this point you ain't gonna understand no way. All that you're gonna know is Earth, you know?
Cuz I'm just telling you, you don't want nothing to do with this baby back bullshit that's going on on crib time. But somehow people keep showing up with this hate and ass rock, which is reminiscent of the bullshit he tried to escape from. And maybe that's why it fucks him up every time. It reinforces, uh, how great a decision it was.
I mean, he didn't make that fucking choice, but a great, a decision it was for his parents to, uh, to email his ass to earth real quick. Just send his ass to planet Earth like a saying in the sand pod. You know what I'm saying? And thank goodness, Jed, and like the Clampett scooped his ass up, you know, raised them as their own, you know what I mean?
Named them Clark, which is kind of a ill name, so I ain't even mad at that name. You know what I mean? So I was just kind of thinking about that when they was talking about. Krypton and I'm like, maybe it's like, you know, a metaphor for like, hey man, if you go home sometimes that's where all the haters be.
There's a whole dinner haters. You know what I'm saying? They're like, they appreciate, yeah, they appreciate you from a far, but when you show up again now you're the giant, you the giant tuna in that small ass pond and they're like, dog, I was able to create my own identity here. You know what I'm saying?
Like I was the big kahuna. And then you show your bitch ass back up taking shit over again. And now you're all exotic cuz you've been a everywhere else but here this whole time and you got a world of experience and all this cool shit to talk about, about to be bagging all the holes back up. You know what I'm saying?
I thought I had access to which I didn't this, you know, this entire time, but you were gonna be none the wiser. But now it's gonna be clearly apparent that I was not holding shit down this whole time you've been gone and uh, now I feel like I have you to compete with even though I'm in a competition all by myself.
Because you ain't even stunned me like that, but maybe that's what that krypton rap, maybe that's what a kryptonite, a kryptonite weakness means. Listenership. I don't know. Maybe I'm overthinking this to the exponential, to the end power, to the 11th power. Or maybe I'm not, maybe I'm being thoughtful and maybe I'm putting forth thought and effort and thought that you motherfuckers never did.
You never saw that. You never thought of it like that. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care, man. Um, saw this too. Has, have any of you ever seen someone driving or someone in the passenger seat of a vehicle with their feet, their bare feet? Mind you on the dash, have you ever, this is a follow-up question, listenership, have you ever wanted to.
Maybe grab them by their ankles and fling them, just frisbee them out of the passenger seat or the driver's side. Well, you can't drive with your feet up on the dash on the driver's side. It has to be the passenger side logic. Um, frisbee them out of the fucking window, like a fucking bed sheet. I mean, that's what's gonna happen to them anyway.
If they get into some kind of fender bender, they're, they're gonna get bent may, maybe by a fender. Uh, they're gonna get bent by whatever they end up hitting when they get Frisbee out the fucking window, like a bed sheet, because they want to have their feet on the dash. No sense of danger at all. Like no self preservation, none.
You know, like that thing, you know, that ancient mechanism that we have that keeps you from breaking your skin when you try to bite yourself, it's like, no, don't do that. You going to die. It tells you to stop. There's an instinct in you that tells you, oh shit, that's a snake. You could, you could survive this, but man's hella ancestors are yours.
That was their end. They got to heaven confused, like, I don't know what it was, but it didn't have no legs, but it had an attitude and a rattle. And that was, I just teleported here. I'm just confused. You know what I'm saying? And then King Yama was like, Hey brother, that syrup was a snake, a poisonous one.
And like we put a rattle on it so that you would be like, you know what, that doesn't sound so good. And I think the consequences will be dire if I walk toward it instead of a way, you know? And they don't really chase. They don't chase, but they do defend themselves. And like they have a baby Rattler just rattling, just right there.
Don't touch is all it's saying, don't touch. And they touch. And that's how your ancestors got the fuck up outta Dodge against their own free will. Like, they was like, you know what I'm oh. That wasn't good. Oh, no. Necrosis is sitting in, they didn't know what that shit was. They just knew they was melting.
All of a sudden their skin's melting off their body convulsing and hyperventilating and hot and cold at the same time. Like a biofreeze, like they took a a bath and flex all and then they was gone. You know, that was it. But that data gets encoded into your genetic code and then you just have this inherent fear of slit things with scales, the have no fucking legs, because it's probably going to be poisonous.
And if it ain't just hate on it, just in case, just hate on it, just in case. That's just the garden state. You know what Ka. I don't give a shit. My ancestors, my genes tell me that some of these, I just can't afford to be guessing. It's a snake. It's a serpent. That's is fucked up too. That's fucked up too.
They changed the name. A serpent sounds way more sinister than a fucking snake. They're trying to nerf these things. Like, no, it's just a no. I've read zoo books myself and I know that that's a serpent. It's safe to assume. It's a serpent. Serpent sound like things that can just, hell have mind control in every fucking thing and just coil up around you crush your bones.
Even if they can't, they're, they don't have your best interest at heart. Serpents, snakes, they sound cute. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes or serpent. A serpent talks. A serpent has words to say. It can control your mind. Make you, uh, betray your brother or your sister. You know what I'm saying? It can make you bend to its will.
You know what I'm saying? Like a serpent can do all kinds of things. A serpent.
It's a betrayer, but a snake. Some of them are poisonous. Some of them aren't. Serpents, uh, I'm sorry. Snakes. No. Like they tried to nerf something that shouldn't really be nerfed. You know, you shouldn't go on a rampage World tour. Great classic video game, by the way. Oh my gosh. Rampage World tour was so fucking fun.
You was just like either the flying thing, the punches, the shit outta buildings. The Gorilla Grape Ape or Magilla Gorilla. I think Magilla Gorilla beat the shit outta grape tape, to be honest. Uh, But that's neither nor there. Like you would just like Rampage World tour was so fucking fun. Like if they made that shit for PS five, do you wanna know how fast I cop that?
Just to punch the shit outta some skyscrapers and some buildings, you know what I'm saying? I mean, people halfway wanna do that shit to begin with. They're like, oh, oh, that's the big old corporation to let me y'all, I'm just transforming into some shit like bastard from teenage meetings and turtles would beat the shit outta this building real quick.
That was so fun. It was just like mindless fun just beating the shit outta buildings for like hella points. It was like the permanent version of the, the street fighter two alpha bonus round. When you beating the shit outta that Lexus, you just got to always beat the shit outta that Lexus. But it was a building form, um, in the form of a video game that involved you a hot scientist chick.
By video game standards. That is, and uh, I mean she won that cue, but you know what I'm saying? She was all for a video game lady. But she would be like, yo, beat the shit outta these buildings. And then you'd be like, all right Dan cool. Hmm. I think I'll be the gorilla this time. And then you would just beat the shit outta some buildings for a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
Just keep collecting points like there was no objective to the game. You just had to beat the shit outta buildings in time and people was trying to knock you off the buildings. People would open the window and throw, I don't know, uh, Kool-Aid on you, I don't know. Uh, motor oil to make it slippery so you fall off and shit and set you on fire and helicopters will pull up like they was about to do something about the fact that you were mighty Joe Young punching the shit outta Bill.
And it's like, man, the nineties were so fun, dog. Dead ass, dead ass. But anyways. That's the goofy shit on the planet. Like put, like tuck your fucking feet back in. Like they're everywhere, but where they're supposed to be, like, put them on the ground, you know what I'm saying? Because you will get flung out that fucking vehicle, like a Frisbee or a bed sheet just flapping in the wind.
Um, helplessly
with these at-risk behaviors, like, it's just unnecessary. You just have no regard for your life. Um, but I mean, hey, maybe you're a number one contender for the Darwin Awards 2023. I mean, that's fine too. You know, you're just trying to go some, you know, maybe go pro and something other than sports. Uh, you know, the thing is, I mean, that's not a game that you ultimately win.
You know, it's not a reward you wanna receive. It's the Darwin Award, but hey, a lot of people seem to be front runners for that very same award. You know, you know, when you can't compete in anything else, you know, I mean, They're just trying to win at something. Even e even if it means fucking losing, you know?
It's a lot of losers just trying to win in the game. That only involves losing. It's fascinating. It's fascinating. Just look at the fucking news. It's crazy. Yo, this is another thing I saw. Um, it was in the front of my mind for some reason. I was just reminded of it when I saw this. Usually it's a Volvo or some shit.
An old one. An old one. This guy like mad or like an old Prius. The people with bumper stickers, like, are they practicing non approachability? Like, is that what they're trying to convey to people? Like, look, just don't walk up to me. If you don't want a dissertation, just flung at your face unsolicited. All right.
Like dead ass. Like they already, like, before you can even know who's inside the vehicle or what they're even about. They're already yelling at you. Like when you look at like a car with mad bumper stickers, it just looks like the car, like the back of the car is screaming at you. You didn't ask for its opinion, but you're getting it already.
Like who wants to have a conversation with that person who's already said too fucking much, even when they haven't opened their mouths? Like that's bumper sticker people to me like you, you already have too much to say. I already don't want to hear another peep from you. Another word, and you haven't even said a word yet, I don't want to hear no words from you.
The whole back of your car is a bunch of words. No one asked to see or hear from you already. It's such a weird thing, such an insecure thing. Like damn you, you literally glued your opinions and your worldview to your car on the paint job. That's another thing. I mean, I guess they're trying to also convey I don't value materials.
You see what I fucking did to this car? I don't value nothing. That's material. All right, cool. Cool story, bro. So there's layers to the messaging here that no one has to receive again, no solicitors. That's what I would have on my shit. No solicitors. You know, the bumper stickers are ridiculous. Like those people are going to have the opposite of a conversation that they're clearly angling to try to have with you.
They just drive around silently screaming at everyone in traffic with their bumper stickers and what they think these bumper stickers mean. All of these things, these ideas that you're attached to bumper sticker person mean too much already to you already. I see how frail and fragile you already are by the fact that you put mad adhesives all over your automobile, your car didn't ask for that.
It does nothing but convey you from point A to point B. Maybe point C does it's best for you when you're just putting stickers and verbiage all over it. Didn't ask to have put on it with your billboard of ideas, beliefs, and ideologies.
Calm down. Calm down. Can those people be calm if they're, if like, can they grow by the way, like if bumper sticker people, do you see those bumper stickers be old as fuck I, I couldn't imagine that. They're stuck in a confirmatory bias by the fact that every time they get into their car, even after they're leaving, like poquito MAs and then they're getting back into the car with the food, they're reinforced with all the bullshit that they see on that bumper sticker.
Whether or not they still believe it or not, but it's like reinforced. All of their beliefs are reinforced every time they see that shit. It's ridiculous. Like, do they outgrow that? Probably not, right? Like you don't put new bumper stickers that, you know, maybe trump the belief that you used to have about the world and your worldview.
I guess you just gotta stick to it. I think they f they feel the need to stick to it. It's like, no, I mean these bumper stickers are pretty permanent. So it is my belief system because I decided way back when to put a bunch of fucking stickers on my, uh, my bumper and all over my car. Cause I believe so strongly that I will never upgrade my beliefs that I just put them on a fucking car.
And, uh, in the form of bumper stickers. You like the worst billboards of all time. I mean, billboards are trash as well, but I mean, so were, so were the mobile ones that no one asked you for this? No one asked for this. Calm down. That's what I gotta say about fucking bumper stickers. Sit down somewhere, you know what I'm saying?
Take them shits off. Get you a little blow dryer. Get that adhesive weakened up and get that shit off your fucking car man. And put some fucking mothers or some, uh, some agus, some maguires or some, you know what I'm saying? Some uh, some turtle wax on your fucking, uh, automobile buff that paint. Get that shit looking, uh, brand spanking new.
You know what I'm saying? Give that car a good cleaning the way it deserves. Like you never wash a car that has bumper stickers all over it. That's grimy yo grimy. And how many showers do you take then if you don't wash your car, ever? You know what I'm saying? Like, come on man. I, I don't really subscribe to the belief that how you do one thing is how you do all things.
But I understand the, uh, the adage, I understand the idea behind it, cuz I think that that might be the case with a lot of people. You know what I'm saying? But, uh, you know what?
Here's another thing. Listenership. I was, um, I was on LinkedIn looking at some shit, applying, applying to some opportunities and whatnot and what whatnot. And, uh, you know, my favorite thing about
career development and like a job search, don't you love it when they take the time out of their day to pump fake you with an email that you think is good news? You're like, oh, shit. Right? Because think about it. Walk with me, listen to shit. They don't have to ever say anything again to you after you apply or submit or send your resume.
And that would be your answers. Like if I never talked to them, if I never talked to them again. That's the answer. That means, contrary to the hungering games, the odds were not in my favor. And that's fine. I wasn't married to that. Married to the idea of me working for them. Cool. It didn't work out with them.
But what is for me is for me, I move on. Right. But no, they think the being professional is, I'm going to respond to this person who I'm not about to hire and let them know I ain't about to hire you. Sorry. And then I'm gonna give them, I'm gonna insult their intelligence by giving them a compliment sandwich.
Like they don't know. It's, it's a fucking compliment sandwich. I'm, I'm gonna tell them how amazing that we fake think that they are. So food gazy. I, I think that you're amazing. You're super talented and skilled. You're the best. We're the worst. Um, you're good and we're bad. And we got a lot of dope applicants.
No, you didn't. Um, and we, we regret to inform you. You don't that, uh, nah.
Yo, they really be sending you a, a heartfelt no dog, dog. You ain't gotta say shit to be all right. I know what it is. I'm grown. I got a tough, thick rhinoceros hide. You know what I'm saying? I come from the sales world. We turn those into yeses, you know what I'm saying? Like we used to this, you know what I'm saying?
Built for rejection, you know what I mean? You ain't gotta hit me up. I see the email like, oh shit. They, I think I got one on the hook. Then you open that shit for real, for real. And see like the rest of that email, hey, and they always put the re we regret to inform you at the bottom. So you gotta open the email to see the rest of it.
Like put that shit in the first line so that as soon as it pops up, but it ding, you got an email dog and it says nah, cool, moving on. No, you gotta open the email. It's like, and the winner of this year's Darwin Awards is, and then you open the envelope slowly, you look out the crowd and they're like, who?
I'm waiting with made breath to see who won this year. No, listen to shit. Now you gotta open the whole email, read that same rigamarole and it's a template. You read that shit and it's like, yeah, you were amazing but nah. But you know what? The bud is listenership. Uh, stay, stay, stay on the website. You know what I'm saying?
To be a fucking, uh, a fucking maroon. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Be thirsty as fuck. You know, just like keep looking at her shit. You know what I'm saying? Maybe one day, someday in the future, you know what I'm saying? You'll be super unemployed or something and like, you'll need a job.
And we'll be like, no, then too. Fuck outta here. But it's such a good time. It really is. It's so funny, just like how people, how, like even entities at the highest level of organization, how they do things like that don't make no sense. Don't do that. Let people move on. Like you're not letting them move on.
They tried to move on. They have a healthy disposition about the world. They've moved on. As soon as I hit submit or apply, I've moved on. I let that shit go. Then you email them back, you boomerang back into their life and then you like, uh, you were amazing, but nah. It's unnecessary. It's unnecessary. Stop it, gut it out.
Leave me alone. Let me live. Either love me or leave me alone like HOV said. You know what I mean, man? Oh, check this out. Um, my brother, a dear friend of mine, George, he hit me up. He was like, Hey man, he sent me this link. Um, with regard to a flying car. People are, people are very excited about this flying car business.
We can't roll in cars fucking very well. Like, we can't even roll in cars. Good. But people are excited about flying cars. I just responded to George. Hey brother, uh, if I may, walk with me, talk with me. Listen to shit. Imagine a world of flying cars where. The odds of dying while driving a car are far higher than being a passenger on an airplane.
Now, I'm not making that up. The odds of meeting your untimely demise and an automobile is way higher than you flying on an airplane. So why in the fuck would I be excited about some flying cars? Why would I be excited about that listenership? Why would you listener be excited about a flying car right now?
Right now, everybody knows somebody who got balled up in a car, rolling on the street, imagine traffic in the air. We had figured out the science of traffic and how it even happens on earth over the terrain. So how in the hell And we, we certainly haven't mastered of the ocean. Y'all know what the fuck happened just recently.
Rest in pieces. I mean peace, but dead ass fuck flying cars, especially right now, we ain't even f solve their fuel problems. You know what I'm saying? 76% of all of these, these batteries, lithium power by the way, is controlled by a country we don't even fuck with. Imagine that. So when we run out of this lithium or they decide to go a fuck you and your need for lithium, what are you gonna do?
Cuz everything that's battery powered is powered by that rare earth mineral. Maybe we should probably invest in non rare earth minerals or synthesize some other shit. Whatever we made flubber out of, we need to use to synthesize some power. Uh, some, some artificial or synthetic power that doesn't come from like the fucking center of the earth or the planet, uh, that's non-renewable so that we don't have to worry about, uh, trade routes getting shut off because we got some haters in our, in our midst.
You know what I'm saying? Or we on some hate and shit or on some goofy shit and we'd be just making bad deals and, uh, we'd be fumbling the fucking ball and, and they're like, you know what? Fuck y'all and everything y'all stand for and, uh, um, we can control 76% of the, uh, lithium supply and uh, we're not gonna give you none.
So, uh, good luck. Maybe reinvest in steam power bitch, which is what they might say someday. What are you gonna do then? You know what I'm saying? We can't have a bunch of nuclear power now. Nuclear power's clean, but man, we still ain't figured out Fukushima. And he's, uh, and can we get these nuclear reactors condensed into like a palladium cord that fucking Tony Sark had in his chest by which to power our machines?
I don't know. I don't know. It's a whole lot of shit that we ain't figured out, but we're just rushing out the market because there's a market that has a need and we gotta rush it out before it's ready. Like everything that we rush out before it's ready and I mean everything, wink, wink, just fill in the blanks with what I mean by everything.
And I ain't even gotta delve into that. You already know what it is, listenership. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, that's what I had to say to George. I was, I was like, bro, like imagine a world, a world full of flying cars where the odds of dying while driving a car are higher than being a passenger on a fucking airplane.
And I said, you don't have to imagine that world fam. That is the world that we live in. So, no. You want people, you want terrestrial. I'm talking about not extraterrestrial beings. I'm talking about ordinarily terrestrial being like beings. Uh, pilot these fucking things. They have trouble piloting on the ground.
Hell no. Hell no, no, no, no, no way. Shit. People always talking about, look how far technology has come. And I'm like, but look how far backwards humans have gone. Shut the entire fuck up about technology right now. You know what I'm saying? Shit. A bunch of goof troops, man. Matter of fact, technology, its growth has far outpaced the growth of humanity.
It ain't even compatible with us right now. We're not even compatible with ourselves right now. The sexless society. Shit, we got hella shit to figure out. We're talking about flying cars. We don't even know how to be fly. You know what I'm saying? Much less flying a fucking car. You kidding me man? Amen. And if I see another fucking, you know what, speaking of, um, this could probably go without saying, you guys are probably guessed that I'm probably the kind of person that would believe that aliens are real, because I mean, come on.
What are the, what are the fucking odds of us being here? Yeah, exactly. So what are the odds of them being here super fucking high if the odds of us being here was super slim? You see how that works? I, yes. I think the aliens are real, but I don't think that they are aliens, listenership, um, we made up the word alien, like we made up all words, right?
So the word alien isn't alien to aliens. Oh yeah. I know that you sprained your brain thinking about what I just fucking said. The word alien is not alien to aliens. And we aren't aliens to aliens who aren't even aliens because we made up the word alien to describe aliens. You know what I'm saying? Like extraterrestrials, like we gotta, like, I'm sure extraterrestrials are like, like, why?
We gotta be the extra ones. Everything about y'all be extra and, and, and then y'all, you got fluffy versions of your like, fat souls from like Wally. Like I said, that's a callback to, uh, gang orca and ultimate Chin championships. Tremendous episodes, by the way. Anyways, they gotta be sitting like, why are we the extraterrestrials dog?
Like, why we gotta be the extra ones. Like I don't, I don't like this picture that y'all painting us. Like why aren't the one, like we ain't the ones running out of fossil fuels. And as a matter of fact, we ain't the ones using fossil fuels dinosaur use. Like y'all be dying by accident. Like dying by mistake.
You know what I'm saying? Like y'all on the verge of blowing your own shit up you own plant. You know what I mean? Like y'all don't even need foreign outside invaders to blow y'all shit up. Y'all. You're doing well enough on your own. As a matter of fact, you keep up the good work, you'll blow your shit up in no time.
Good job, good going. You know what I'm saying? Like your cars don't even go in the air. Like what are you talking about right now? Extra terrestrials. You know what I'm saying? Y'all some underwhelming ass terrestrials is what the fuck y'all? Or keep our names out your fucking mouth. You know what I'm saying?
You can barely leave your own plant, you know what I'm saying? Shut your bitch ass up. You know what I'm saying? And if I hear another word, if I see another restaurant that says World's greatest. Cheeseburger or world's greatest hot dog. Let me first start off by saying like you can't possibly posit or assert to the world that you in particular have the greatest cheeseburger.
If you haven't yourself sampled all, I mean every listenership, listen to me right now. Every single cheeseburger, planet Earth has to offer. You can't claim or proclaim from a top of mountain that you have the world's greatest of the burgers unless you had 'em all you man versus food ass mo. You know what I'm saying?
Like also hot dogs. By default, you're a hotdog. There is no world's greatest hotdog because I mean, come on, hot dogs just ain't one of the world's greatest things. We've made way dope shit than hot dogs. Now Chicago has an interesting take on hot dogs like the Wabash hot dog, and with the relish and the celery and shit they put on there, tremendous.
But it's a fucking hot dog. Take it easy. There's a reason why people just want to flip a bitch whenever they go to like Dodger Stadium off of Vince Scully, and they're like, these hot dogs are $17. Fuck you. I'll have three hot dogs. That'll be $51. Are you fucking kidding? No, it's because it's a hot dog and no one values hot dogs.
The way the hot dogs, specialists, these people who embark upon an entrepreneurial endeavor called a hotdog stand or a hotdog centered restaurant claim to have the hottest, not the hottest hot dogs, but the world's greatest hot dogs. It's not one of the world's greatest things, so you can't have the world's greatest hotdog by logical default.
That's where I stand. I stand in that shit. I stand on my square Listeners. There are no world's greatest fucking hot dogs. And the world's greatest, uh, burger is up to, uh, infinite debate amongst people who have none of which had all of that fucking hamburgers. And there's a new hamburger place every fucking day being built, being erected, all saying the same shit.
World's greatest fucking cheeseburger. What happened to false advertising? You can't just glue this shit to the side of your fucking building. Also, that isn't the reason why we're showing up to your fucking restaurant. I'm hungry. It just so happens to say that you got the world's greatest fucking hamburger.
I'm also kind of curious as to how great it could possibly be. So I guess you kind of got me there at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? So, oh man. Um, I'm not sure if you guys have heard any of the ramblings or ramblings about, you know, fed Now and, uh, social credit score, but could you imagine this bullshit ass, the giver, like utopian society that's not so utopic or great because they're in the such fucking thing as a perfect society or a world because you wouldn't wanna fucking live in that.
Let me tell you. Right? Damn. Now, listenership, you don't wanna be in that kind of world. Ooh, no gross. It would be zero fun. Oh, too optimized. Way too optimized. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Some of the ultimate pleasures in life will lie in attention. A lot of the growth and discovery in life will lie in attention and, and, and then the fucking polarities and ideas and thoughts and belief systems and whatnot.
That's why it's important that everyone's entitled to their own wink, wink. You let that fall where it may. Okay. Now, like imagine you have a social credit score
Imagine like social credit score, 17 points deducted, and then you were like, wow, that was just a hypothetical. We don't do hypotheticals in our biodome. 75 points deducted. Fuck, nor do we fuck in our biodome 100 points deducted. Yeah, I could keep going, but can you keep going? The answer is no.
If you have insufficient credits within our biodome. Uh, also moving on in a battle between Fruit Loops and Jacks. Who do you have? I have Apple jacks because get Fruit Loops the fuck up outta here when it comes to apples and jacks, you know what I'm saying?
Apple jacks. So people were debating as to, uh, what, oh, as to whether or not Fruit Loops had different individual distinct flavors, or if they all have the same exact flavor. Now what they say is that Fruit Loops all have the same exact flavor. I was like, you know what, who gives a flying fuck when there's apple jacks
who gives a fuck? Because Apple Jacks. What do apple Jacks taste like? Listenership apple jacks. Fuck you. Me. And they're great because I mean, they taste like apple jacks. That's all I ever expect them to taste like apple jacks. You know what I'm saying? That's it. I mean, they're sugar rings. At the end of the day.
Those are the best of the sugar rings. You know, they aren't winnable arguments, but I will say, you know what, yeah, they're not. Um, and then smacks, I mean, I'm convinced that smacks are like the only, I think that smacks are only on the store shelf to make you buy anything but snacks. I think the snacks are on your cereal store shelves to make you buy Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
They're there to make you buy, not smacks. They're there to make you buy apple jacks. Like when you see smacks, you're like, oh shit, cap and crunch is on sale. Thank God, because I'm not getting smacks. I've never met an organism like to have ever gotten a box of smacks ever. Like, wouldn't you smack somebody who had a box of smacks?
Like when you smack the box of smacks out of the hand and it maybe smacked some cent into them for having tried to get the smacks when the cinnamon toast like crunch sitting right there. I wonder, uh, cinnamon Toast Man, like the hero and Ren Stamping was based on Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Probably not, but probably so.
Like, maybe. I just think it's funny as fuck that he flew backwards with like, uh, Ren stemy like squeezed in betwixt his, uh, butt cheeks. What a random ass cartoon. We spent so much of our time watching that cartoon. We even played the Ren STEMI video game. Yo, that shit was kind of, that shit was fun. It was pretty tremendous.
And then you had kicks, you know, like kicks were, kicks were a bland ass cereal, but their commercials were for like the, uh, the thinking toddler, you know what I'm saying? Like, those, those oddly their kid, like the kids in those commercials were oddly, weirdly grown up. Like they were playing four dimensional chess, like they were wagering batts, like they were at a casino and shit.
It was pretty, uh, intricate. Those, uh, commercials, they were like, think pieces for like the Sigma Mail of a Tyler, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. You know, like those ones that uh, have a bright vivid world, a bright vivid inner world, but everything else outside of their minds pales in comparison.
The Sigma baby, you know what I'm saying? They play chess in Central Park, you know what I'm saying? After work on Wall Street. Anyhow, you know what? That, that's fitting it. You know, one more thing and then I'm out. This bitch listenership. Uh,
you know what? I'm outta here. Stay tuned until the next one.
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and I'm sure the feeling is mutual. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is. I'm back regardless whether or not you wanted me to return. Nah. You know what I'm saying? So this one, this will be a pretty quick episode. Uh, hopefully everyone had a wonderful fourth of Will you turn this shit down. Will you turn it down?
I mean, that's really what the 4th of July has become for me. You know, the more seasons you get, the more mature you get, the more you want motherfuckers to just turn some shit down. And I love like, come on, the name of my pod is Audio Dope. And I am an audio file. I love dope audio. Of course that goes without saying even though I just said that shit.
But turn that shit down, especially if the audio ain't dope. You know what I mean? And with fire words, all year, years could happen. Like, man, they started two weeks early as a matter of fact. Then it just bled into. The day of the fourth, it's like, you know, turn this shit down. My goal on the fourth was to hear as little things as possible.
As a matter of fact, I wasn't in a sensory deprivation tank, but maybe that would've been a tremendous idea on that particular day. But I had a nice peaceful tire flipping experience. Yes, I went to the gym. That is typical me, but it was a tremendous time and hopefully everyone had a happy, will you turn that shit down?
That's what I'm calling the 4th of July from now on. I'm gonna call it. Will you turn that shit down? Because it is a cacophony of sounds on that particular day. Uh, shoot. Let's get into it. So I was having a conversation. Uh, girl, you know the lady that I'm currently courting, you know what I'm saying? And we was, uh, shooting the shit about Batman and how he's our favorite superhero because he has no superpowers, but he's surrounded by super people and he be fucking 'em up cuz he's smarter than them.
You know what I mean? He ain't powered by the son, you know what I mean? Uh, he can't be brought to his knees by a rock from your home state, like your home planet and shit. You know what I mean? Uh, he's gotta be in, uh, you know what I'm saying? Like the only thing he got is the batter ring. The batter ram the bat Mobile.
Uh, the bat cave. The bat suit. Alfreds not the coffee shop in la but the butler, he's dope. Uh, Like there is, like, he just ties your ankles together with that fucking thing he throws at your feet or he's got the, uh, the Batman utility belt, which all police officers and law enforcement officials have. So that's not super special.
He just spray painted that shit yellow. Shout out to Alfred for the Amarillo. And then, uh, he's got the, it's not even a gun gun. It's a, it's, it's a grappling fuck man. He's so under tooled. He, he, he isn't really, he's a billionaire. He's got billionaire things, but toys. Very effective toys. But the toys compared to like the Hulk, you know what I'm saying?
The green lantern. Then his, uh, his, his ring pop, his high-powered ring pop that he uses to defeat foes. You know what I'm saying? Uh, no. He's got a high powered grappling hook gun that he shoots. You know, ill, you gotta be, He's strong as fuck for a regular dude, like for a human being. He trained. So he, he is a ninja, he's a billionaire.
Playboy Ninja got all the hoes but that's really it, listenership, like he has that, that thing that you fling at someone's ankles like you do at, uh, state fair to get a couple of stuffed animals for your lady. You know what I'm saying? And, uh, they just like connect your ankles together.
Like you in the, like a potato sack race, you know what I'm saying? The field day, you know, and middle school somewhere. That's his shit. I mean, he's, you know, he's got the bad copter and he has bad everything, you know what I'm saying? But he had to like put his fi his, his fucking financial resources behind that shit, you know what I'm saying?
He had, he had to take out a personal loan and shit off of the strength of his. Way Enterprises, equity, you know what I mean? To make this shit happen. I mean, imagine being a billionaire, you ain't gotta do shit like, you can just be time for MySpace and be cool, chilling in Fiji, you know what I'm saying?
Drinking the real Fiji water in Fiji, not that square bottled shit. Uh, but no, like he can just be galas picking up broads, you know what I'm saying? Just kicking it just with all the holes, just surrounding just swimming and just swimming and women, you know what I mean? Like, like, like he's in the Chuck e cheese ball pit somewhere, you know what I'm saying?
Having a ball, just having the greatest time of his life. But no, he's like, I'm so bored of these individuals. This is the last place I wanna be is kissing babies in Paula, tricking in somebody's gala somewhere. But I'm telling you, in Batman, the animated series, he was always, As Bruce Wayne, the illest Bruce Wayne to me, I don't know.
Y'all sound off at, um, audio dope pod gmail.com. Y'all let me know or rage advice, if you know how to spell rage, r a g e and advice, you smash that shit together. That is my ig. You can deal me there, but with who you think the greatest Batman is, that to me is animated. Fuck it. Who cares? Like the greatest joker is Matt Ham.
I'm sorry. That's a UFC fighter, former UFC fighter. He got beat the fuck up by John Jones. That was John Jones. Only loss, even though it was definitely a win, but he, uh, did an illegal 12 to six elbow. You can only do all the other worst elbows in the world to somebody. You can't do that one because rules is rules.
Anyways, uh, mark Hamill, you might know him as Luke Skywalker. I know him as the Joker because he is the illest joker. Yeah, there is. And the illest Bruce Wayne specifically Bruce Wayne is definitely Kevin Conroy. Talk to me about that. Let's talk about that. But anyways, Bruce Wayne just be at galas and, uh, ribbon cuttings for new projects in Gotham City.
Gotham City. And, uh, that's about it. So mind numbingly bored, this man must be so, he's like, dog, I can just, I have infinite resources. I really do. What, what can I do with my time? You know what I'm going to go to, um, one of them islands off Indonesia somewhere. And then I'm going to train under the tutelage of Rage, UL Ragu.
You know what I'm saying? Kick it with his daughter, unbeknownst to him. You know what I'm saying? But, uh, definitely have a good time with Talia Algo. It's just the Bruce Wayne way. It really is. And, uh, he finds the time to do all of this. You wanna know why he's not looking for time. You can't. It doesn't exist.
We made it up. He makes the time. He has time for the things he makes time for. A mentor told me that, shout out to Corey Guyton. He was like, you have the time. He was like, you got time for what you make time for? I said, damn. My argument was sound. I thought, but no, I've been soundly defeated. I have nothing else to say to this.
It's true. But anyhow, Bruce Wayne, with no superpowers, he has to find a way. He has to use his brain power. He has to compensate for his lack and super strength. But he's also super strong for a regular ass dude. He will house any human being really. You know what I'm saying? Because he is a ninja who happens to be a billionaire who happened to be bored of his regular damn life, and he decided to fuck people up who deserve to be fucked up in, in the nighttime, you know what I'm saying?
And this shit was championed by Commissioner Gordon. How Ill is this? Come on. You know what I'm saying? He's like, dog, like making billions and trillions ain't enough. I ain't Montgomery Burns dog from the Simpsons. Fuck that. You know what I'm saying? Like, that ain't it for me. I need more, you know, I'm an adrenaline seeker like Gustav Graves, you know what I'm saying?
And, and die another day. You feel me? So he needed something else. He needed something to, a way to incorporate his shadow, you know what I'm saying? So he decided to have this, he had a heart of, uh, vengeance. So I mean, that was the main part of it. But, um, I say all of that to say like, Superman was solar powered.
You know what I mean? If the sun was gone, like we never saw Superman do shit at nighttime. Like have you maybe in the movies that I didn't watch and I won't watch cuz I have no interest in that. But so always in the daylight broad day, you better be doing some crime in the broad day if you want him to pull up.
I mean, you don't want him to pull up doing crime and pro just do crime at night, you know what I'm saying? I mean, you got Batman to deal with but you ain't got Superman to deal with. You know what I'm saying? Cause he's powered by the son and shit. But I say all of that roundabout shit to say that I have an issue with the fact that this man, now, of course he needed some kind of weakness.
I mean, and they made him up, you know, and the figment of a beta Mel's, uh, imagination way back when, you know what I'm saying? He was essentially an extension of their consciousness of what, of who they wished that they were, but. Weren't. So they made up this dope ass dude who has all the attributes that they felt like they lacked.
I get the psychology, I understand that listenership, but his weakness is this. It ain't women like, which would probably be Batman's weakness for sure. Like one of his mains were, was a catwoman. She is actual pussy. You, you don't, you don't think that, that, you don't think that they thought that shit out.
Cleverly clever. She was literally pussy. Now, I don't know if today they would, she would name her cat Isis. Since ISIS be recruiting motherfuckers to fight for them and whatnot, uh, that is a side quest there. I won't get into it, but hey, that was just something that popped up in my mind that occurred to me listenership.
And I'm sure now you're like, hmm, I wonder now you're on your googles and your duck. Duck goes trying to figure out whether or not Isis is still the name of Cat Woman's Cat because that is a terrorist organization. You see modern times ruin every fucking thing. Ruined. Ruined. It was just the name of a cat.
Hell listen. A name, A name of some woman. I know a woman named Es. She didn't ask for this. She didn't ask for that. And I'm sure there are plenty of decent Karens out there who ain't so Karen like, but hell. Wow. Introductions have to be strange. And I'm sure they burn a lot of calories these days. Um, overcoming the fact their name is Karen because of Karen's.
Whether those Karen's names are Karen or not. Her name could be Stacey, but nah, if she's being a Karen, she's a fucking Karen. And it doesn't, uh, reflect positively upon that of Karen's, even though Karen's be doing, uh, decent shit out there in the world if they ain't being Karen's. You know what I'm saying?
So like, don't be such a Karen, Karen, and I think that we all good. You know, don't judge, you know what I'm saying? Off of the strength of that, you know, for the fact that mad women whose names ain't Karen be Karen's, but you know, just don't be a Karen. If you can help it, Karen, you know, then we good. You know, I understand you can help that your name is Karen, you know, in the world full of Karen's, but, uh, you know, just don't be a Karen, Karen, you know, that's my advice to you.
But anyways. Superman's weakness is kryptonite. You understand this? The old planet knows that. But here's the thing. Kryptonite is derived. That's a college term. It means got from. I'm just in this rudimentary, says he got the shit from is what derived means. He got the shit from his home planet. That's where kryptonite comes from.
It comes from the planet Krypton. You wanna know what's dumb about that listenership? This, that's his hometown. It's his home planet. That's like me being brought to my knees whenever something from like Cincinnati is anywhere near me, like some grip Os, barbecue chips, some gold star chili, some skyline cheese, conies.
Some gold star cheese cones is, which is what I would prefer. Um, I don't know where my Cincinnati constituency falls on that. Uh, gold star I believe is superior, but since I live in LA, I would happily devour any of those kone crates. I don't give a flying fuck because that's some of the greatest shit on planet earth.
And they just hot dogs, you know what I mean? One of the most garbage things on planet, on earth. But look at what, look at what we did. Turn that shit into gold. We most certainly did. And don't get no cheese Coney from Coney Island in Detroit. They think that the, they think that they be making cheese conies.
It's so cute. That's where I had the, and look Detroit shout out to y'all. I know y'all be su super sensitive about most things having to do with y'all. Y'all have a tremendous pizza, Detroit style pizza. That's cool. Um, believe the cheese conies to us. Just leave it to us. You don't have to do everything.
You ain't gotta be good at everything. You guys are tremendous at music. Motown, uh, it's the motor city as well. Uh, and I don't know why you named that island. Coney Island. Like that's the place of the illest Coney. It's not, it's not a game of shoots and ladders. You're not the land of cheese. Conies, my taste buds didn't know what to do when I ate what I thought was a cheese conney cuz I had our cheese conies for my entire childhood in my mind, thinking I was gonna get some cheese conies and I don't know what that was.
I appreciate the effort, the attempt. Leave it alone. Just leave it alone. Just do something different, you know what I'm saying? Focus, maybe concentrate all of your energies on, uh, maybe those Detroit style pizzas. Making that, uh, a global phenomenon because it is a whole lot of pizza. It's kind of like a, uh, He is the deepest of dishes.
It's like a lasagna, but pizza. Anyhow, his kryptonite is his hometown. I'm trying to figure out what they were trying to say. If they were trying to say something at all. And I think that they were, I, I would just, if anything from my hometown would weaken me. You know what? I think it is possible. And I think that the listenership, I think that you guys are starting to wrap your minds around how, like, metaphorically, what that shit can mean.
Is that like, when you go home, it be the same old bullshit that ha it's always been, it ain't changed. Um, maybe if you link up with some of the neighborhood elements, you know, The same comic book villains who had always been there doing the same dirt and you get wrapped up in that life again, that you tried so hard to escape with your education.
You see the world, uh, you doing this, that, and the third. Uh, taking over the planet, representing your hometown well, but not necessarily going back. Cuz oftentimes that's where the bullshit happens. Rest in power. Nipsey, um, that is a prime example. Rest in power. Dolph, same shit, but in Memphis, same shit.
Is that the case? Like, is that what they're trying to say? Like, look man, like your hometown. I mean, it makes you, it helps mold you into the person you have the potential and the capacity to be. But also get the fuck outta here. Get the hell out before it's too late before that portal closes. Get out. Jump out.
See the world, see the planet. Bring some of it back. But don't stay too long. Don't overstay your welcome or else there's gonna be some bullshit and you're gonna fumble the ball eventually. And the bag possibly. I don't know what they're trying to say, but I was just thinking about that shit when I was thinking about, hold on.
Why is this motherfucker's hometown like this shit to help Now, of course, like imagine like that krypton rock, like maybe that rocket, that rock was a person that's like, oh, you're on earth now, huh? And is it being shitty towards him and fucking him up because he ain't on Krypton? Cuz imagine like you're allergic to your planet.
What the fuck would he do? Imagine the Superman was allergic to the place he's from. What if he went there and just had a full out breakout? If he just went to Krypton, like, man, it's been years. I don't have anything to, well, he would use probably a piece of kryptonite. I would probably hit up Batman. Yo, could I borrow a piece of kryptonite?
I don't know how you fucking keep finding that shit, but can I borrow like a piece of that? And I'm gonna just kind of sleep with it just around, just always have it around, you know, maybe just have it in my pocket or something. Or like my laptop bag or some shit so I can, uh, inoculate myself a little bit before I go.
It's like getting your shots before you go to like Trinidad and scba. You gotta get mad shots that way. The mosquitoes and shit don't murder you when you out there, you know what I'm saying? Cause sometimes the citronella oil ain't enough. Uh, maybe that's the thing. You inoculate yourself as Superman. You inoculate yourself with some fucking trace amounts of kryptonite to build up your tolerance before you go back for your homegoing.
I'm sorry, homecoming. Home going is when you getting killed or dying. Homecoming. So when you show up to Krypton, um, freshly inoculated by having withstood this hate nash rock that comes from your own planet, maybe you okay? Or like this rock is sitting there like, yeah. So, um, like why you ain't just stay on Krypton?
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we could have used you. There's definitely a brain drain. All of our best and brightest people just leaving our fucking planet, you know what I'm saying? Um, well this is what I got to do, like, this is what I gotta to say. And so he just be fucking his head up with just migraines, just like infinity, gauntlet, stone, uh, coward headaches and shit.
So all it is is a migraine. So his planet is just being a headache from afar because he just decided to just strike it rich on earth, you know what I'm saying? B bag, lowest lane work at the daily bcal and all that shit. I think that's the name of the, uh, newspaper. I'm not sure. I wasn't really super into Superman to be honest with you, but I was just like, man, that's some hating shit for your planet, for you to be allergic to your planet.
What kind of power, what kind of shit is that? And is that the only weakness y'all could have thought of? He's allergic to his planet. Why would he be allergic to his planet? That don't make no sense. Allergic to pollen, maybe some ragweed. I get it cuz I think everybody's allergic to ragweed when that shit died.
That shit is just untenable. You know what I mean? I think the worst, the worst experience I had, I was, uh, I was um, I was a teacher at the Marian Wright Edelman's Freedom Schools for the Children's Defense Fund in the form of life. And so we had to do our training at Alex Haley. Yes. That Alex Haley, the guy who, who wrote roots at his farm.
Somewhere in Tennessee and uh, got all the way fucked up. My goodness. My whole face was, my whole face was just closed. Just closed for business. Like it was a holiday. My face was shut. Eyes closed. Run D M DMC or like DMC or whatever that dude's name is, with all due respect, he performed. Kurt Franklin performed.
I couldn't see none of them motherfuckers, man. They was right in front of me. Couldn't see shit. Eyes was just watering the whole time. Agitated. That farm had all the ragweed. The pollen. The pollen, you know what I'm saying? You couldn't inoculate yourself with that, but that ragweed, there's no equivalent.
It had all of the damn contaminants out there on that farm, man. The hay, I guess, was ridiculous. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was a strange ass thing is to be super allergic to the place you from. You know what I'm saying? But maybe that was the case. Like nah, what they're really trying to say is like, you know what I'm saying?
If you can help it, like always give back to your hometown, but you know you got to fuck up outta Dodge because you know you was allergic to the bullshit. Maybe. Maybe Krypton was some bullshit over there. Just always going to just some bullshit. So he was like, you know what son L Hodge, whatever his name was, Randall L.
Nah, I think he used to play for the fucking Steelers and Dwan Randall L Anyways. Cal L. Yeah. Get the fuck outta here man. Like it is just better out there. I ain't got time to explain, you know what I'm saying? You a tadpole at this point you ain't gonna understand no way. All that you're gonna know is Earth, you know?
Cuz I'm just telling you, you don't want nothing to do with this baby back bullshit that's going on on crib time. But somehow people keep showing up with this hate and ass rock, which is reminiscent of the bullshit he tried to escape from. And maybe that's why it fucks him up every time. It reinforces, uh, how great a decision it was.
I mean, he didn't make that fucking choice, but a great, a decision it was for his parents to, uh, to email his ass to earth real quick. Just send his ass to planet Earth like a saying in the sand pod. You know what I'm saying? And thank goodness, Jed, and like the Clampett scooped his ass up, you know, raised them as their own, you know what I mean?
Named them Clark, which is kind of a ill name, so I ain't even mad at that name. You know what I mean? So I was just kind of thinking about that when they was talking about. Krypton and I'm like, maybe it's like, you know, a metaphor for like, hey man, if you go home sometimes that's where all the haters be.
There's a whole dinner haters. You know what I'm saying? They're like, they appreciate, yeah, they appreciate you from a far, but when you show up again now you're the giant, you the giant tuna in that small ass pond and they're like, dog, I was able to create my own identity here. You know what I'm saying?
Like I was the big kahuna. And then you show your bitch ass back up taking shit over again. And now you're all exotic cuz you've been a everywhere else but here this whole time and you got a world of experience and all this cool shit to talk about, about to be bagging all the holes back up. You know what I'm saying?
I thought I had access to which I didn't this, you know, this entire time, but you were gonna be none the wiser. But now it's gonna be clearly apparent that I was not holding shit down this whole time you've been gone and uh, now I feel like I have you to compete with even though I'm in a competition all by myself.
Because you ain't even stunned me like that, but maybe that's what that krypton rap, maybe that's what a kryptonite, a kryptonite weakness means. Listenership. I don't know. Maybe I'm overthinking this to the exponential, to the end power, to the 11th power. Or maybe I'm not, maybe I'm being thoughtful and maybe I'm putting forth thought and effort and thought that you motherfuckers never did.
You never saw that. You never thought of it like that. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care, man. Um, saw this too. Has, have any of you ever seen someone driving or someone in the passenger seat of a vehicle with their feet, their bare feet? Mind you on the dash, have you ever, this is a follow-up question, listenership, have you ever wanted to.
Maybe grab them by their ankles and fling them, just frisbee them out of the passenger seat or the driver's side. Well, you can't drive with your feet up on the dash on the driver's side. It has to be the passenger side logic. Um, frisbee them out of the fucking window, like a fucking bed sheet. I mean, that's what's gonna happen to them anyway.
If they get into some kind of fender bender, they're, they're gonna get bent may, maybe by a fender. Uh, they're gonna get bent by whatever they end up hitting when they get Frisbee out the fucking window, like a bed sheet, because they want to have their feet on the dash. No sense of danger at all. Like no self preservation, none.
You know, like that thing, you know, that ancient mechanism that we have that keeps you from breaking your skin when you try to bite yourself, it's like, no, don't do that. You going to die. It tells you to stop. There's an instinct in you that tells you, oh shit, that's a snake. You could, you could survive this, but man's hella ancestors are yours.
That was their end. They got to heaven confused, like, I don't know what it was, but it didn't have no legs, but it had an attitude and a rattle. And that was, I just teleported here. I'm just confused. You know what I'm saying? And then King Yama was like, Hey brother, that syrup was a snake, a poisonous one.
And like we put a rattle on it so that you would be like, you know what, that doesn't sound so good. And I think the consequences will be dire if I walk toward it instead of a way, you know? And they don't really chase. They don't chase, but they do defend themselves. And like they have a baby Rattler just rattling, just right there.
Don't touch is all it's saying, don't touch. And they touch. And that's how your ancestors got the fuck up outta Dodge against their own free will. Like, they was like, you know what I'm oh. That wasn't good. Oh, no. Necrosis is sitting in, they didn't know what that shit was. They just knew they was melting.
All of a sudden their skin's melting off their body convulsing and hyperventilating and hot and cold at the same time. Like a biofreeze, like they took a a bath and flex all and then they was gone. You know, that was it. But that data gets encoded into your genetic code and then you just have this inherent fear of slit things with scales, the have no fucking legs, because it's probably going to be poisonous.
And if it ain't just hate on it, just in case, just hate on it, just in case. That's just the garden state. You know what Ka. I don't give a shit. My ancestors, my genes tell me that some of these, I just can't afford to be guessing. It's a snake. It's a serpent. That's is fucked up too. That's fucked up too.
They changed the name. A serpent sounds way more sinister than a fucking snake. They're trying to nerf these things. Like, no, it's just a no. I've read zoo books myself and I know that that's a serpent. It's safe to assume. It's a serpent. Serpent sound like things that can just, hell have mind control in every fucking thing and just coil up around you crush your bones.
Even if they can't, they're, they don't have your best interest at heart. Serpents, snakes, they sound cute. Snakes. Snakes. Snakes or serpent. A serpent talks. A serpent has words to say. It can control your mind. Make you, uh, betray your brother or your sister. You know what I'm saying? It can make you bend to its will.
You know what I'm saying? Like a serpent can do all kinds of things. A serpent.
It's a betrayer, but a snake. Some of them are poisonous. Some of them aren't. Serpents, uh, I'm sorry. Snakes. No. Like they tried to nerf something that shouldn't really be nerfed. You know, you shouldn't go on a rampage World tour. Great classic video game, by the way. Oh my gosh. Rampage World tour was so fucking fun.
You was just like either the flying thing, the punches, the shit outta buildings. The Gorilla Grape Ape or Magilla Gorilla. I think Magilla Gorilla beat the shit outta grape tape, to be honest. Uh, But that's neither nor there. Like you would just like Rampage World tour was so fucking fun. Like if they made that shit for PS five, do you wanna know how fast I cop that?
Just to punch the shit outta some skyscrapers and some buildings, you know what I'm saying? I mean, people halfway wanna do that shit to begin with. They're like, oh, oh, that's the big old corporation to let me y'all, I'm just transforming into some shit like bastard from teenage meetings and turtles would beat the shit outta this building real quick.
That was so fun. It was just like mindless fun just beating the shit outta buildings for like hella points. It was like the permanent version of the, the street fighter two alpha bonus round. When you beating the shit outta that Lexus, you just got to always beat the shit outta that Lexus. But it was a building form, um, in the form of a video game that involved you a hot scientist chick.
By video game standards. That is, and uh, I mean she won that cue, but you know what I'm saying? She was all for a video game lady. But she would be like, yo, beat the shit outta these buildings. And then you'd be like, all right Dan cool. Hmm. I think I'll be the gorilla this time. And then you would just beat the shit outta some buildings for a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
Just keep collecting points like there was no objective to the game. You just had to beat the shit outta buildings in time and people was trying to knock you off the buildings. People would open the window and throw, I don't know, uh, Kool-Aid on you, I don't know. Uh, motor oil to make it slippery so you fall off and shit and set you on fire and helicopters will pull up like they was about to do something about the fact that you were mighty Joe Young punching the shit outta Bill.
And it's like, man, the nineties were so fun, dog. Dead ass, dead ass. But anyways. That's the goofy shit on the planet. Like put, like tuck your fucking feet back in. Like they're everywhere, but where they're supposed to be, like, put them on the ground, you know what I'm saying? Because you will get flung out that fucking vehicle, like a Frisbee or a bed sheet just flapping in the wind.
Um, helplessly
with these at-risk behaviors, like, it's just unnecessary. You just have no regard for your life. Um, but I mean, hey, maybe you're a number one contender for the Darwin Awards 2023. I mean, that's fine too. You know, you're just trying to go some, you know, maybe go pro and something other than sports. Uh, you know, the thing is, I mean, that's not a game that you ultimately win.
You know, it's not a reward you wanna receive. It's the Darwin Award, but hey, a lot of people seem to be front runners for that very same award. You know, you know, when you can't compete in anything else, you know, I mean, They're just trying to win at something. Even e even if it means fucking losing, you know?
It's a lot of losers just trying to win in the game. That only involves losing. It's fascinating. It's fascinating. Just look at the fucking news. It's crazy. Yo, this is another thing I saw. Um, it was in the front of my mind for some reason. I was just reminded of it when I saw this. Usually it's a Volvo or some shit.
An old one. An old one. This guy like mad or like an old Prius. The people with bumper stickers, like, are they practicing non approachability? Like, is that what they're trying to convey to people? Like, look, just don't walk up to me. If you don't want a dissertation, just flung at your face unsolicited. All right.
Like dead ass. Like they already, like, before you can even know who's inside the vehicle or what they're even about. They're already yelling at you. Like when you look at like a car with mad bumper stickers, it just looks like the car, like the back of the car is screaming at you. You didn't ask for its opinion, but you're getting it already.
Like who wants to have a conversation with that person who's already said too fucking much, even when they haven't opened their mouths? Like that's bumper sticker people to me like you, you already have too much to say. I already don't want to hear another peep from you. Another word, and you haven't even said a word yet, I don't want to hear no words from you.
The whole back of your car is a bunch of words. No one asked to see or hear from you already. It's such a weird thing, such an insecure thing. Like damn you, you literally glued your opinions and your worldview to your car on the paint job. That's another thing. I mean, I guess they're trying to also convey I don't value materials.
You see what I fucking did to this car? I don't value nothing. That's material. All right, cool. Cool story, bro. So there's layers to the messaging here that no one has to receive again, no solicitors. That's what I would have on my shit. No solicitors. You know, the bumper stickers are ridiculous. Like those people are going to have the opposite of a conversation that they're clearly angling to try to have with you.
They just drive around silently screaming at everyone in traffic with their bumper stickers and what they think these bumper stickers mean. All of these things, these ideas that you're attached to bumper sticker person mean too much already to you already. I see how frail and fragile you already are by the fact that you put mad adhesives all over your automobile, your car didn't ask for that.
It does nothing but convey you from point A to point B. Maybe point C does it's best for you when you're just putting stickers and verbiage all over it. Didn't ask to have put on it with your billboard of ideas, beliefs, and ideologies.
Calm down. Calm down. Can those people be calm if they're, if like, can they grow by the way, like if bumper sticker people, do you see those bumper stickers be old as fuck I, I couldn't imagine that. They're stuck in a confirmatory bias by the fact that every time they get into their car, even after they're leaving, like poquito MAs and then they're getting back into the car with the food, they're reinforced with all the bullshit that they see on that bumper sticker.
Whether or not they still believe it or not, but it's like reinforced. All of their beliefs are reinforced every time they see that shit. It's ridiculous. Like, do they outgrow that? Probably not, right? Like you don't put new bumper stickers that, you know, maybe trump the belief that you used to have about the world and your worldview.
I guess you just gotta stick to it. I think they f they feel the need to stick to it. It's like, no, I mean these bumper stickers are pretty permanent. So it is my belief system because I decided way back when to put a bunch of fucking stickers on my, uh, my bumper and all over my car. Cause I believe so strongly that I will never upgrade my beliefs that I just put them on a fucking car.
And, uh, in the form of bumper stickers. You like the worst billboards of all time. I mean, billboards are trash as well, but I mean, so were, so were the mobile ones that no one asked you for this? No one asked for this. Calm down. That's what I gotta say about fucking bumper stickers. Sit down somewhere, you know what I'm saying?
Take them shits off. Get you a little blow dryer. Get that adhesive weakened up and get that shit off your fucking car man. And put some fucking mothers or some, uh, some agus, some maguires or some, you know what I'm saying? Some uh, some turtle wax on your fucking, uh, automobile buff that paint. Get that shit looking, uh, brand spanking new.
You know what I'm saying? Give that car a good cleaning the way it deserves. Like you never wash a car that has bumper stickers all over it. That's grimy yo grimy. And how many showers do you take then if you don't wash your car, ever? You know what I'm saying? Like, come on man. I, I don't really subscribe to the belief that how you do one thing is how you do all things.
But I understand the, uh, the adage, I understand the idea behind it, cuz I think that that might be the case with a lot of people. You know what I'm saying? But, uh, you know what?
Here's another thing. Listenership. I was, um, I was on LinkedIn looking at some shit, applying, applying to some opportunities and whatnot and what whatnot. And, uh, you know, my favorite thing about
career development and like a job search, don't you love it when they take the time out of their day to pump fake you with an email that you think is good news? You're like, oh, shit. Right? Because think about it. Walk with me, listen to shit. They don't have to ever say anything again to you after you apply or submit or send your resume.
And that would be your answers. Like if I never talked to them, if I never talked to them again. That's the answer. That means, contrary to the hungering games, the odds were not in my favor. And that's fine. I wasn't married to that. Married to the idea of me working for them. Cool. It didn't work out with them.
But what is for me is for me, I move on. Right. But no, they think the being professional is, I'm going to respond to this person who I'm not about to hire and let them know I ain't about to hire you. Sorry. And then I'm gonna give them, I'm gonna insult their intelligence by giving them a compliment sandwich.
Like they don't know. It's, it's a fucking compliment sandwich. I'm, I'm gonna tell them how amazing that we fake think that they are. So food gazy. I, I think that you're amazing. You're super talented and skilled. You're the best. We're the worst. Um, you're good and we're bad. And we got a lot of dope applicants.
No, you didn't. Um, and we, we regret to inform you. You don't that, uh, nah.
Yo, they really be sending you a, a heartfelt no dog, dog. You ain't gotta say shit to be all right. I know what it is. I'm grown. I got a tough, thick rhinoceros hide. You know what I'm saying? I come from the sales world. We turn those into yeses, you know what I'm saying? Like we used to this, you know what I'm saying?
Built for rejection, you know what I mean? You ain't gotta hit me up. I see the email like, oh shit. They, I think I got one on the hook. Then you open that shit for real, for real. And see like the rest of that email, hey, and they always put the re we regret to inform you at the bottom. So you gotta open the email to see the rest of it.
Like put that shit in the first line so that as soon as it pops up, but it ding, you got an email dog and it says nah, cool, moving on. No, you gotta open the email. It's like, and the winner of this year's Darwin Awards is, and then you open the envelope slowly, you look out the crowd and they're like, who?
I'm waiting with made breath to see who won this year. No, listen to shit. Now you gotta open the whole email, read that same rigamarole and it's a template. You read that shit and it's like, yeah, you were amazing but nah. But you know what? The bud is listenership. Uh, stay, stay, stay on the website. You know what I'm saying?
To be a fucking, uh, a fucking maroon. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Be thirsty as fuck. You know, just like keep looking at her shit. You know what I'm saying? Maybe one day, someday in the future, you know what I'm saying? You'll be super unemployed or something and like, you'll need a job.
And we'll be like, no, then too. Fuck outta here. But it's such a good time. It really is. It's so funny, just like how people, how, like even entities at the highest level of organization, how they do things like that don't make no sense. Don't do that. Let people move on. Like you're not letting them move on.
They tried to move on. They have a healthy disposition about the world. They've moved on. As soon as I hit submit or apply, I've moved on. I let that shit go. Then you email them back, you boomerang back into their life and then you like, uh, you were amazing, but nah. It's unnecessary. It's unnecessary. Stop it, gut it out.
Leave me alone. Let me live. Either love me or leave me alone like HOV said. You know what I mean, man? Oh, check this out. Um, my brother, a dear friend of mine, George, he hit me up. He was like, Hey man, he sent me this link. Um, with regard to a flying car. People are, people are very excited about this flying car business.
We can't roll in cars fucking very well. Like, we can't even roll in cars. Good. But people are excited about flying cars. I just responded to George. Hey brother, uh, if I may, walk with me, talk with me. Listen to shit. Imagine a world of flying cars where. The odds of dying while driving a car are far higher than being a passenger on an airplane.
Now, I'm not making that up. The odds of meeting your untimely demise and an automobile is way higher than you flying on an airplane. So why in the fuck would I be excited about some flying cars? Why would I be excited about that listenership? Why would you listener be excited about a flying car right now?
Right now, everybody knows somebody who got balled up in a car, rolling on the street, imagine traffic in the air. We had figured out the science of traffic and how it even happens on earth over the terrain. So how in the hell And we, we certainly haven't mastered of the ocean. Y'all know what the fuck happened just recently.
Rest in pieces. I mean peace, but dead ass fuck flying cars, especially right now, we ain't even f solve their fuel problems. You know what I'm saying? 76% of all of these, these batteries, lithium power by the way, is controlled by a country we don't even fuck with. Imagine that. So when we run out of this lithium or they decide to go a fuck you and your need for lithium, what are you gonna do?
Cuz everything that's battery powered is powered by that rare earth mineral. Maybe we should probably invest in non rare earth minerals or synthesize some other shit. Whatever we made flubber out of, we need to use to synthesize some power. Uh, some, some artificial or synthetic power that doesn't come from like the fucking center of the earth or the planet, uh, that's non-renewable so that we don't have to worry about, uh, trade routes getting shut off because we got some haters in our, in our midst.
You know what I'm saying? Or we on some hate and shit or on some goofy shit and we'd be just making bad deals and, uh, we'd be fumbling the fucking ball and, and they're like, you know what? Fuck y'all and everything y'all stand for and, uh, um, we can control 76% of the, uh, lithium supply and uh, we're not gonna give you none.
So, uh, good luck. Maybe reinvest in steam power bitch, which is what they might say someday. What are you gonna do then? You know what I'm saying? We can't have a bunch of nuclear power now. Nuclear power's clean, but man, we still ain't figured out Fukushima. And he's, uh, and can we get these nuclear reactors condensed into like a palladium cord that fucking Tony Sark had in his chest by which to power our machines?
I don't know. I don't know. It's a whole lot of shit that we ain't figured out, but we're just rushing out the market because there's a market that has a need and we gotta rush it out before it's ready. Like everything that we rush out before it's ready and I mean everything, wink, wink, just fill in the blanks with what I mean by everything.
And I ain't even gotta delve into that. You already know what it is, listenership. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, that's what I had to say to George. I was, I was like, bro, like imagine a world, a world full of flying cars where the odds of dying while driving a car are higher than being a passenger on a fucking airplane.
And I said, you don't have to imagine that world fam. That is the world that we live in. So, no. You want people, you want terrestrial. I'm talking about not extraterrestrial beings. I'm talking about ordinarily terrestrial being like beings. Uh, pilot these fucking things. They have trouble piloting on the ground.
Hell no. Hell no, no, no, no, no way. Shit. People always talking about, look how far technology has come. And I'm like, but look how far backwards humans have gone. Shut the entire fuck up about technology right now. You know what I'm saying? Shit. A bunch of goof troops, man. Matter of fact, technology, its growth has far outpaced the growth of humanity.
It ain't even compatible with us right now. We're not even compatible with ourselves right now. The sexless society. Shit, we got hella shit to figure out. We're talking about flying cars. We don't even know how to be fly. You know what I'm saying? Much less flying a fucking car. You kidding me man? Amen. And if I see another fucking, you know what, speaking of, um, this could probably go without saying, you guys are probably guessed that I'm probably the kind of person that would believe that aliens are real, because I mean, come on.
What are the, what are the fucking odds of us being here? Yeah, exactly. So what are the odds of them being here super fucking high if the odds of us being here was super slim? You see how that works? I, yes. I think the aliens are real, but I don't think that they are aliens, listenership, um, we made up the word alien, like we made up all words, right?
So the word alien isn't alien to aliens. Oh yeah. I know that you sprained your brain thinking about what I just fucking said. The word alien is not alien to aliens. And we aren't aliens to aliens who aren't even aliens because we made up the word alien to describe aliens. You know what I'm saying? Like extraterrestrials, like we gotta, like, I'm sure extraterrestrials are like, like, why?
We gotta be the extra ones. Everything about y'all be extra and, and, and then y'all, you got fluffy versions of your like, fat souls from like Wally. Like I said, that's a callback to, uh, gang orca and ultimate Chin championships. Tremendous episodes, by the way. Anyways, they gotta be sitting like, why are we the extraterrestrials dog?
Like, why we gotta be the extra ones. Like I don't, I don't like this picture that y'all painting us. Like why aren't the one, like we ain't the ones running out of fossil fuels. And as a matter of fact, we ain't the ones using fossil fuels dinosaur use. Like y'all be dying by accident. Like dying by mistake.
You know what I'm saying? Like y'all on the verge of blowing your own shit up you own plant. You know what I mean? Like y'all don't even need foreign outside invaders to blow y'all shit up. Y'all. You're doing well enough on your own. As a matter of fact, you keep up the good work, you'll blow your shit up in no time.
Good job, good going. You know what I'm saying? Like your cars don't even go in the air. Like what are you talking about right now? Extra terrestrials. You know what I'm saying? Y'all some underwhelming ass terrestrials is what the fuck y'all? Or keep our names out your fucking mouth. You know what I'm saying?
You can barely leave your own plant, you know what I'm saying? Shut your bitch ass up. You know what I'm saying? And if I hear another word, if I see another restaurant that says World's greatest. Cheeseburger or world's greatest hot dog. Let me first start off by saying like you can't possibly posit or assert to the world that you in particular have the greatest cheeseburger.
If you haven't yourself sampled all, I mean every listenership, listen to me right now. Every single cheeseburger, planet Earth has to offer. You can't claim or proclaim from a top of mountain that you have the world's greatest of the burgers unless you had 'em all you man versus food ass mo. You know what I'm saying?
Like also hot dogs. By default, you're a hotdog. There is no world's greatest hotdog because I mean, come on, hot dogs just ain't one of the world's greatest things. We've made way dope shit than hot dogs. Now Chicago has an interesting take on hot dogs like the Wabash hot dog, and with the relish and the celery and shit they put on there, tremendous.
But it's a fucking hot dog. Take it easy. There's a reason why people just want to flip a bitch whenever they go to like Dodger Stadium off of Vince Scully, and they're like, these hot dogs are $17. Fuck you. I'll have three hot dogs. That'll be $51. Are you fucking kidding? No, it's because it's a hot dog and no one values hot dogs.
The way the hot dogs, specialists, these people who embark upon an entrepreneurial endeavor called a hotdog stand or a hotdog centered restaurant claim to have the hottest, not the hottest hot dogs, but the world's greatest hot dogs. It's not one of the world's greatest things, so you can't have the world's greatest hotdog by logical default.
That's where I stand. I stand in that shit. I stand on my square Listeners. There are no world's greatest fucking hot dogs. And the world's greatest, uh, burger is up to, uh, infinite debate amongst people who have none of which had all of that fucking hamburgers. And there's a new hamburger place every fucking day being built, being erected, all saying the same shit.
World's greatest fucking cheeseburger. What happened to false advertising? You can't just glue this shit to the side of your fucking building. Also, that isn't the reason why we're showing up to your fucking restaurant. I'm hungry. It just so happens to say that you got the world's greatest fucking hamburger.
I'm also kind of curious as to how great it could possibly be. So I guess you kind of got me there at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying? So, oh man. Um, I'm not sure if you guys have heard any of the ramblings or ramblings about, you know, fed Now and, uh, social credit score, but could you imagine this bullshit ass, the giver, like utopian society that's not so utopic or great because they're in the such fucking thing as a perfect society or a world because you wouldn't wanna fucking live in that.
Let me tell you. Right? Damn. Now, listenership, you don't wanna be in that kind of world. Ooh, no gross. It would be zero fun. Oh, too optimized. Way too optimized. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Some of the ultimate pleasures in life will lie in attention. A lot of the growth and discovery in life will lie in attention and, and, and then the fucking polarities and ideas and thoughts and belief systems and whatnot.
That's why it's important that everyone's entitled to their own wink, wink. You let that fall where it may. Okay. Now, like imagine you have a social credit score
Imagine like social credit score, 17 points deducted, and then you were like, wow, that was just a hypothetical. We don't do hypotheticals in our biodome. 75 points deducted. Fuck, nor do we fuck in our biodome 100 points deducted. Yeah, I could keep going, but can you keep going? The answer is no.
If you have insufficient credits within our biodome. Uh, also moving on in a battle between Fruit Loops and Jacks. Who do you have? I have Apple jacks because get Fruit Loops the fuck up outta here when it comes to apples and jacks, you know what I'm saying?
Apple jacks. So people were debating as to, uh, what, oh, as to whether or not Fruit Loops had different individual distinct flavors, or if they all have the same exact flavor. Now what they say is that Fruit Loops all have the same exact flavor. I was like, you know what, who gives a flying fuck when there's apple jacks
who gives a fuck? Because Apple Jacks. What do apple Jacks taste like? Listenership apple jacks. Fuck you. Me. And they're great because I mean, they taste like apple jacks. That's all I ever expect them to taste like apple jacks. You know what I'm saying? That's it. I mean, they're sugar rings. At the end of the day.
Those are the best of the sugar rings. You know, they aren't winnable arguments, but I will say, you know what, yeah, they're not. Um, and then smacks, I mean, I'm convinced that smacks are like the only, I think that smacks are only on the store shelf to make you buy anything but snacks. I think the snacks are on your cereal store shelves to make you buy Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
They're there to make you buy, not smacks. They're there to make you buy apple jacks. Like when you see smacks, you're like, oh shit, cap and crunch is on sale. Thank God, because I'm not getting smacks. I've never met an organism like to have ever gotten a box of smacks ever. Like, wouldn't you smack somebody who had a box of smacks?
Like when you smack the box of smacks out of the hand and it maybe smacked some cent into them for having tried to get the smacks when the cinnamon toast like crunch sitting right there. I wonder, uh, cinnamon Toast Man, like the hero and Ren Stamping was based on Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Probably not, but probably so.
Like, maybe. I just think it's funny as fuck that he flew backwards with like, uh, Ren stemy like squeezed in betwixt his, uh, butt cheeks. What a random ass cartoon. We spent so much of our time watching that cartoon. We even played the Ren STEMI video game. Yo, that shit was kind of, that shit was fun. It was pretty tremendous.
And then you had kicks, you know, like kicks were, kicks were a bland ass cereal, but their commercials were for like the, uh, the thinking toddler, you know what I'm saying? Like, those, those oddly their kid, like the kids in those commercials were oddly, weirdly grown up. Like they were playing four dimensional chess, like they were wagering batts, like they were at a casino and shit.
It was pretty, uh, intricate. Those, uh, commercials, they were like, think pieces for like the Sigma Mail of a Tyler, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. You know, like those ones that uh, have a bright vivid world, a bright vivid inner world, but everything else outside of their minds pales in comparison.
The Sigma baby, you know what I'm saying? They play chess in Central Park, you know what I'm saying? After work on Wall Street. Anyhow, you know what? That, that's fitting it. You know, one more thing and then I'm out. This bitch listenership. Uh,
you know what? I'm outta here. Stay tuned until the next one.
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