FF (Friends Forever)

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Uh Drag Race audition today.
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And while I'm recording, they start doing construction outside.
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And I'm like, well, I'm already like doing this fucking thing.
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I'm not like I'm not waiting.
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Right.
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I go into fucking Adobe Premiere Elements.
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Oh.
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And I choose a denoise feature.
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Yeah.
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Did it work?
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It was like the construction didn't ever happen.
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It was incredible.
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See, AI is really powerful.
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I don't even know if it was it probably is a form of AI.
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Let's start our podcast and then we can talk about this.
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Hold on.
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I'm I I know how I'm gonna start.
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Okay.
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Okay, thinkers, it's time to put your podcast.
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It's time to do it.
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I can't believe it.
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I can't believe it.
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I can't believe it.
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I cannot believe it.
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That I'm not butter.
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Welcome to E Ving podcast by 2K's I don't.
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I'm the pretty Princess Primatonalds.
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And I'm the petty, petty princess Pancake.
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And we are from the kingdom of Googoo Gaga.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Lady Gaga's still pregnant.
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No, she had a child and she was never pregnant.
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Oh, she had a child.
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She had a child.
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Oh yeah, she had her child.
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She had goo gaga.
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Did she not carry it?
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She had a surrogate?
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That's what it appears to be.
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Okay, but we don't know.
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But we think.
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I mean, she's not.
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You know what?
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She has uh she has um what's what's the word?
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She has like a pain issue.
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Right.
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She has uh a health issue.
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She she had a doctor's note.
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Yeah, she had a doctor's note.
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Not like Kim Kardashian.
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She had a doctor's note.
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She had a doctor.
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Kim Kardashian also did have a doctor's note.
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She did?
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She had preclampsia.
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Do you know what that is?
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It sounds kind of horny.
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Oh my god.
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Gay guys don't know anything about the female body.
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How about learn about the female anatomy?
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Do you know what?
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I actually bought the biggest cities in the world and more of them just the other day.
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So I think I know a thing or two.
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And how was that?
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You so you recently, for your Velma outfit that you go viral for every year.
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Every year.
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You bought even more.
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I did recently go viral for it again.
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Yeah.
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Thanks to you.
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Your recommendation.
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But my more recent ones posting haven't gone viral yet for the Halloween month, but I'm certain they will.
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And I haven't posted my biggest titties yet, which I think they're really going to be excited about.
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Do you think YouTube shorts are going to like your big tits?
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I haven't ever put them on YouTube Shorts.
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I would explore that platform.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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Speaking of YouTube, can you all, if you're listening to this podcast, whether it's on YouTube or in your little ears, can I don't actually I don't want to ear shame.
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Whatever size ears you have, all ears you're listening to.
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Yeah, I have huge ass earlobes that I can't fit a hoop through my ear, no matter what the size of it is, because my ears are too thick, way too thick.
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I need ear osempic honey lobe or earlier.
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A little a little nip tuck in that earlobe.
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But if you're listening to us and it would just mean so much if you followed us on YouTube, if you subscribe to our YouTube channel, you can click subscribe and then click no notifications immediately after.
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We don't care if you want to get notifications from us, but it would help us so much if you just followed us on YouTube.
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Like, come on.
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Yeah.
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If we could monetize our friendship, then like that would really make our college selves happy.
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And we will show feet at any point.
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I'm showing feet right now.
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I'm wearing actually care bear socks.
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Those are cute.
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Thank you.
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I actually got them at my work holiday party.
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I know.
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Which job gives you a couple of things.
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Which one do you think?
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Um, your front desk one.
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My front desk job.
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Yeah.
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I get that foot on me.
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Okay.
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It was a little giveaway.
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They we got little giveaways this year, and I got some care bear socks.
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That's so nice.
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And some socks.
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By the way, I forgot to ask you, are you looking forward to the holidays?
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Is that the Jewish holidays?
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No, just the holidays in general.
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The Halloween holidays.
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I just think it's nice to check in around the day.
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No, I totally get that because I'm actually I walk, I don't know if you walked around today, but the the Hasids are is that what they're called?
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Hasids, Hasids.
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Hasids.
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Honey, they were out on these streets.
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They were pounding the pavement.
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And I think like I was walking home during the shift change.
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Right.
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Because two men looked at me with such furor, such vigor, such desperation.
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Are you Jewish?
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Are you Jewish?
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What do you say to them?
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Not today.
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I have been.
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Yeah.
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I will be again, but I'm right.
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But in this moment, absolutely not.
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Absolutely not.
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You say what?
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No, they're not.
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Thank you.
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I once dated a guy up like that I was like really smitten by.
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Yeah.
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And I don't know if he listens to this podcast.
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Um what's his name and then bleep it out?
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Love.
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He once got taken, not taken, but he once did like the thing with the Hasids.
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Yeah.
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The Lulav and the Etrav and the Scoopity Baum.
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The Lululavin, like all that stuff.
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And they were like, We probably have to cut his hat actually because he they were like, Do you want to do Aliyah to Israel?
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We'll like set up the whole thing for you.
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He literally like lived in Israel for a summer through like the Hasids.
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Wait, is he Jewish?
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay.
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I didn't know he was Jewish.
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But isn't that weird?
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That is kind of weird.
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It it gives you pause.
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Um, anywho, we have so much to catch up our audience on.
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Like, well, that was one of the things I've been thinking about.
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Oh.
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Is the Hasids were out.
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Yeah, I guess we should get into our first segment, which is like you think and like what we've been thinking about.
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Yeah.
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I've kind of been thinking about our beautiful getaway that we had with one another.
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Aww.
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Yeah.
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We went all the way to Philadelphia together on an Amtrak.
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Now we have it with Amtrak.
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Canonically, canonically.
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Oh no, canonically, we love the train.
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Love.
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But also canonically off pod, we've had an issue with Amtrak specifically.
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And Amtrak, if you're listening and want to sponsor us, we do like you.
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If you're not listening, I'm gonna be very real on this podcast about you, okay?
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For some reason, the last two times we took the Amtrak, it has been boiling, schmoiling hot.
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And I don't use the term schmoiling lately.
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No, especially because that's a name from Hashem himself.
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Thank you.
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And I happen to recently lose my fan, the fan that everywhere I go, I walk around with my fan because I'm so hot, sweaty, gorgeous.
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But you just got so many fans when they bought your merch, you know.
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Thank you very much.
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Um, thank you to all the thinky thinkies who have announced our fan base.
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Um this is such a sharp lefty turn.
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I stinky thinks those are the guys that love my socks, they love my career socks, the stinky thinkies.
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Yeah.
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Um, so I know this is a hard left turn, but when Plasma was on Drag Race, there was a category that was just fans.
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Yeah.
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And I remember, and it was an added cat, so they get like a whole packet of like these are all the categories.
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Yeah.
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And then they added last minute like fans.
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And I just remember being like, no, what in the fuck is fans?
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Um is fans like sports fans, is fans like the fans of people that love you, like the fan cakes.
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That's my my the thinkers, you know, the fans, the little primas.
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That it feels like a thing on connections.
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It's like little primas, yeah.
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Um uh fan cakes, stinkies, donors, stinky thinky, and thinkies.
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Um, those are what all our fan cakes are.
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Whatever Zara Larson's fan base fans on.
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Right, right, right, right, right.
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Uh, do you know also, yeah, a little ADHD today, but we'll get back to your story, and we always do.
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We always do.
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Uh Black Cherry has her fans are called the Cherries, and she actually has a group of guys that always come to her shows every Friday, which is happening right now.
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Yeah.
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And they're they are called the Cherries, and they have a uh what's it called?
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Um group chat called the Cherries.
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They all have the merch, they come together, they wear it, and they didn't know her before the show.
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Yeah, they met her, like they're literally fans of her, and they're the cherries.
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I love it.
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It's a dream come true.
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That's so sweet.
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Pun intended.
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Um, our fans speak up.
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Yeah, speak up.
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Speak up.
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Speak up.
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Uh our fans just follow us on YouTube.
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It would really help us.
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Or buy my merch.
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Or buy my merch.
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I have merch too.
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I have merch too.
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Swipe up on my link.
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Guess how many purchases I have on my merch.
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And my merch, I'm talking about my no thank you merch that um I think my best team.
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42.
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A little lower.
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38.
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A little higher.
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40?
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A little lower.
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39?
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Yeah.
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First, off the bat.
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You know what?
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We should have done that that like TikTok trend where you put like a number on your forehead.
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You're like, if I have this many drinks, would I be okay?
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I may have made a Bravo cast do that this week, but um, anyways, it's a trend and I'm trending.
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Yeah.
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Um, I just want to to circle back to the fans and then we'll circle back to whatever the fuck you were talking about before that.
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Um, I just I'm like, what the fuck is a category, a runway category that's just fans?
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And I feel like no one was like super creative about it.
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But she had the most beautiful look that she didn't get to wear on the show, unfortunately, but she has worn since, and you should look on her Instagram, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll.
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See it.
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It's this beautiful purple, like Shavagan said that huge poles, impossible to pack.
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The night before we the designer, it's like we they have to be no bigger than this.
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They were like a little bit bigger than that, and it was a nightmare.
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And that was the last outfit that was given, and it is actually like designed by a notorious designer that just got like dragged through the mud semi-recently by like Monet Exchange and a bunch of drag queens.
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For what?
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Because they just like always deliver things last minute or late, or and they charge like absorbent prices.
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I found it to be unacceptable, and it was literally like we had to stay up all night to wait for this garment and then pack it, and then we had to like re- we had set everything up just so it could like slide inside, but because they did it a few inches off, we had to reorganize everything.
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It was a nightmare.
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That's insanity.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, I can't live like that.
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Yeah.
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Um thank you.
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No, thank you to that.
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Okay.
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Um, what else have you been thinking about?
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Wait, what were you talking about?
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Oh, I don't even care.
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No, no, wait, you have to circle back.
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Oh, we're talking about just the trip.
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The trip! Oh, yeah, the amtrak.
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It's way too high.
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So, anyways, yeah, so I had my fan.
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I could bring it back.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So I didn't have my fan, and so I'm boiling on this Amtrak.
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And not only am I boiling, my best friend Michael's boiling.
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Yeah, and I don't always boil.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if Peter's boiling.
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I'm a hot yoga teacher, and so I'm used to boil.
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I was but not in this case.
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No, honey, we were Susan boiling all over the train, and it was so painful.
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But um, I'm gonna write them a little note to try and get some money.
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Yeah.
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I love to do that.
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Yeah, we're really like I feel like this is like our most Jewish episode yet.
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It really is.
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Should we talk about um Israel?
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My mom is actually born on October 7th.
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Wow.
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So I we had a lovely day.
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Well, speaking of, so we went to visit my family, right?
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Yeah.
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So my mom has been begging Donald and Peter.
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I think this was her idea, like after you got married, she's like, I want you guys to have a mini moon at our home.
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Yes.
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Outside Philly.
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Where she just cooks us food and makes us cocktails, um, kind of, and in her own way, and she's everything.
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And she like in her own way.
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I mean, she like got like specialty cocktails, like she like made like a brew from like a kit that she got that seemed to be a bit of a flop.
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Yeah, and then she got a lot of.
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I mean, this the glitter thing like really kind of threw me off because that's not my mom.
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I think she like that's your love language, I guess.
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So she was doing that for you.
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Yeah, but I'm like, mom, we don't want to eat glitter.
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You know, my poop, my poop never so my mom bought this mimosa mix that had glitter in it, but it was some kind of sugar that that looked like glitter, but it was edible glitter.
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And I'm like, I don't want to fucking ingest glitter and like I don't want my poop to like like I already have glitter everywhere in my apartment from a fucking dry queen, and I do my best to like keep it at bay.
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And I'm actually really good at that.
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And if you want tricks, swipe up, swipe up, but I don't want to poop glitter, and I never actually looked at my poop to see if I did.
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Yeah, glit thankfully there's more left, so we'll be able to find out.
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Your bowels are one of the few places without glitter in the moment, you know.
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I know, and now I'm adding it to the bowels.
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Now you're adding it to the bowels.
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Yeah, it's fucked up.
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No, it's my bowels are hard enough, and now you want me to like poop glitter?
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Uh-uh.
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No, insane.
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Uh-uh.
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Um, but yeah, we just kind of went to your house, your childhood home, ate dinner, ate breakfast, ate lunch.
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Sometimes breakfast went right into lunch.
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Um, like we didn't even move.
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My mom's other love.
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Well, what did I say her love language was?
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I mean, it it's gifts, it's uh it's feeding people.
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Her love language is to make like beautiful dinners for people.
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And she's so great at that.
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Yeah.
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Um, actually, this is for groupthink because we watched this Swan documentary.
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Yeah, that's for group thing.
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It's for groupthink.
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We're not gonna talk about that.
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Um, but it was so lovely.
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It was such a lovely weekend.
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Were you nervous to have us there?
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No.
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Should I have been?
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I think it could be really nerve-wracking introducing someone to your family.
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Well, you're this wasn't the first time.
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I know.
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Yeah, but I love them.
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Yeah, it was nice.
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And we saw my grandma.
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That was so much fun.
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That was so sweet.
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I haven't had a grandma since I was like in high school or something.
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Like that's not true.
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College, out of college, out of college.
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Out of college.
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Out of college.
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I was fully out of college.
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Fully out of college.
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Um, but it's been a while, and I'm like, oh, so cute.
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Yeah.
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I love her.
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I forgot like what anything I wanted to talk about was.
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I mean, I'm still finding things to talk about.
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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Um I know what everyone's everyone wants to know.
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This is actually the first episode where I've like really written things down.
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I know, it's really nice.
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Were you spooked?
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I was like, does he have extra time?
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Like, what?
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Um tomorrow marks one month.
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One month until my hair transforms.
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Whoa.
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This is gonna be documented every week on the podcast.
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I'm gonna wear a hat probably for most of it, and then like I'll take it off at one point.
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Are you allowed to wear a hat?
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Wear a hat.
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Sometimes you're not supposed to do it like all day, every day.
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But like for one hour, you're fine.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Totally.
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I got a special hat.
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I'm gonna have to look at you.
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I bought a special hat.
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Yeah.
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I bought a special hat.
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You've got like a silk hat, right?
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Silk hat.
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It's huge and it's gorgeous.
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Um, it's gonna be such a journey, and I'm only one month away.
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But now it's like, oh, I have to like really think through this.
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Like, I emailed my gym to put to really you think about this.
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Do you have to pay during the pause?
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The whole point of a pause is that you don't.
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So why would you pause?
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I put I put a pause, yeah, but I have to pay ten dollars a month.
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Oh, I don't know.
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They haven't said that, but okay.
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I mean, I go to Equinox or it's extremely expensive.
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So I'm certain that it'll be like 30 bucks.
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Yeah, which I'd be great.
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Yeah, yeah, no worries.
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Incredible, I would love to pay that.
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Speaking of paying too much, we talked about my like buzzcut wig on the podcast.
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Yeah.
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So this wig came from like Norway, and it's 360 lace, bright pink, clogger, human hair, might not fit my head.
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It because they didn't have the measurements online.
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And it's like it's a wig that this guy makes he he's a wig maker, he makes content, he wears the wig, he's like a guy, and then he will post it to sell it online for like a discount price.
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Of course.
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Because a wig like that could go for 600.
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Absolutely.
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Um, but so I got it for 300.
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Way too much money to spend on a wig that you don't know is gonna be like perfect.
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Yeah.
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So I got a little message from DHL yesterday, and it says, like, thanks to President Orange, you have to pay$50 tariff, or else this wig is not coming to your home.
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So I reach out to this wig person and I'm like, hey Diva, can you pay for this?
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Like it said free shipping, blah blah blah.
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And he was like, as per our like shipping guidelines, any tariffs, blah, blah, blah, you have to pay.
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And I was like, okay, well, that was not made clear in the checkout process.
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There was no like, it was it's very much in the fine print.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Like, and you have to like go scroll all the way down and like click something to go to somewhere else.
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Yeah, it was very much felt scammy to me and fucking rude.
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Uh so then he's like, and if you don't pay, then you can get a like once we receive it back, you'll get a refund as per our like refund guidelines.
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And I'm like, I'm not gonna even click on the refund guidelines because I'm feeling it's not 100% back.
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Yeah, like it's not the full price.
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Yeah.
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So I paid that$50.
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I thought you were gonna say you like return the wig.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I pay that$50 and 12 cents, and I'm gonna get this wig now for it.
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It was$312.
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So I'm getting this wig for$360.12.
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It better be worth it.
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That's a that's an expensive wig.
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Wigs actually go for that price, like a fully styled wig.
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Yeah.
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Like most of the wigs that drag queens wear when you like see a drag queen at a bar.
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That's like the average price.
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People keep fucking saying this shit, but like I'm gonna look so cunt and so club kid, and I'm gonna I really wanna wear lashes that like go over my head.
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Fun like that big.
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Fun.
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Yeah.
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Do it.
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I'm gonna do it.
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Would you ever get eyelash extensions in real life?
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Mm-hmm.
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Not saying that you need them.
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Beautiful eyelashes.
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Uh at this point, I will not.
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Do you wear wigs?
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Would you wear wigs?
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Will you wear wigs?
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Me?
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I'm getting a hair transplant.
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No, that's a quote from a random um interview of Elijah Wood.
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Oh.
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It's you gotta look it up.
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You know what?
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Yesterday I saw this clip that I'd never seen before.
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Yesterday, so yesterday I'm just a bird who isn't flying away.
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Thank God Peter's not home.
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I saw a clip yesterday for the first time that's been out for years and years.
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Um, with Kristen Wig and Chris O'Dowd.
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Did you see it?
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No.
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Well, I don't know.
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Maybe I've got to be like, They're like doing press for bridesmaids on like one of these British talk shows.
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And then all of a sudden, I saw it, yeah.
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Yeah, he's like accidentally ate a fly.
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There's nothing like a live moment like that.
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You can't predict the stuff.
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Uh-uh.
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You can't predict.
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We plan to have that today.
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Yeah, things are so unpredictable.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! A ghost comes on set.
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Yeah.
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I want to see paranormal activity.
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They won't let me.
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I want to see paranormal activity on Broadway.
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Let's go to let's just buy tickets.
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Oh, I forgot.
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You can just do it that way.
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I know you've been like trying to get the biggest.
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I want to be scared, and I never want to see a show on Broadway.
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If you're listening to this and you work in theater, kill yourself.
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Because I'd never want to see a Broadway channel.
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Okay, so speaking of Broadway, we need to get this off my chest.
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Get it off.
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I'm fucking mad at someone.
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I'm mad at Plasma, LaRose.
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Yeah, it's your dad name.
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Um I am mad at our friend Taylor.
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And do you know why?
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I do know, but I want you to share.
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She fucking went to see Midnight Off Broadway, Toddrick Hall's new musical, which apparently is fantastic.
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And guess who was in the audience that night?
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Miss Leah Michelle.
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Sarfarty.
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Yeah, that's her full name.
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Sarfarty.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, and because she's a Sephardic Jew.
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And she only half on her mother's side.
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Um, I know a lot about her.
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Uh she was backstage, and so was Plasma.
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And so they actually got to meet.
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And yes, I know Leah Michelle is a piece of shit.
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Yes, I know that.
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Well, I don't know.
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I mean I don't know her.
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She got Cancelinta.
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She came back.
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Right.
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She's definitely.
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Hello.
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Oh my god, the NXT is happening.
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Oh my god, the unexpected is happening.
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A ghost is coming in.
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
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Hey, Garenta.
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So to the audience who can't see, it's actually not a ghost.
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It's my husband Peter coming back from a bike ride.
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An evening bike ride.
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Very suspicious.
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Very suspicious.
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What has he gone out to get milk?
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Sneaks out.
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Yeah.
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He sneaks out.
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He says, I'm not meeting anyone.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Interesting.
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Interesting.
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Interesting.
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So anyway, I'm pissed because Plasma met Leah Michelle, and that should have been me.
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And she was like, I have to do that.
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What does she mean to you?
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No, I'm not interested in that question.
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New question.
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What would you say to her if you met her?
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I have so much to say to her.
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But I think I think I would have to.
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So Plasma was like, I have to nerd out.
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I was on drag race and I won a challenge as doing a Barbara's Tricehand impersonation.
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And I like so obviously we have that connection because you're always compared to Barbara.
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I know, I know.
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Yeah.
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She didn't have to say that.
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Yeah.
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But she's like, and I have to like, and I did a recreation of the Don't Random I Parade video.
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She showed her the clip of her on the boat.
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Amazing.
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So jealous.
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But I have a lot to say.
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I probably would say that I'd probably say, like, I know you went and saw Hanukka Lewinsky do a Leah Michelle themed number at verse bar and lounge.
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But I did a number before that where it is.
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She won't know who Hanukka Lewinsky is.
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She went and saw that.
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I know, but she like if you think it doesn't matter.
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Then then it's a conversation starter, honey.
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And then look, don't fucking cut.
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Me off.
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Oh cut me off.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you know how me to scissor you?
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But I I baby the doctor did that to me at the breast.
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So I was like, It's not a doctor, it's a moel.
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I had a doctor.
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And do you know that nurses don't even do Moel Moel?
00:22:19.920 --> 00:22:24.400
Do you know um public execu executions aren't done by doctors or nurses?
00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:26.319
Isn't that crazy?
00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.160
Yeah, we that's for a group though.
00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:32.720
Because they can't, um, they're not allowed to like intentionally take a life or something.
00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:36.319
But now I think the rules are different about assisted suicide.
00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:43.680
Assisted suicide is different than um I'm talking about lethal injection specifically in the death sentence.
00:22:43.839 --> 00:22:46.799
They just have like they have like someone who works in the prison or something.
00:22:47.119 --> 00:22:49.759
So it's similar to like the person who did the guillotine or like chapter.
00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:51.200
Yeah, and like messed up.
00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:53.680
I mean, did you hear about this woman who they botched it?
00:22:53.759 --> 00:22:55.359
So that's that's what it they're bringing up.
00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:58.960
They're like, there's botched jobs because they don't have doctors or nurses doing it.
00:22:59.119 --> 00:22:59.759
That's crazy.
00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:00.400
Yeah.
00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:02.400
Kind of like your circumcision.
00:23:02.559 --> 00:23:04.240
No, my penis is beautiful.
00:23:04.559 --> 00:23:05.039
For you.
00:23:05.759 --> 00:23:06.799
And a lot of others.
00:23:06.960 --> 00:23:07.839
And a lot of others.
00:23:08.000 --> 00:23:13.599
So anyway, I would tell her that I have a mix about when she showed Jonathan Groff her full vagina.
00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:14.799
That's what I would talk about.
00:23:15.599 --> 00:23:18.559
And she would probably eat that up and be like, that is insane.
00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.599
And also, I'm like a huge gek, of course.
00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:24.160
And I don't think a gay guy's ever told her that.
00:23:24.319 --> 00:23:31.759
No, I know, but a gay guy's probably never told her I'm a dry queen, and I have a number about you showing Jonathan Groff your vagina in spring awakening.
00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:33.039
Um I think that is great.
00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:34.079
That's unique New York, right?
00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:35.920
I think that's that's what you're saying.
00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:39.200
I want you to hone in on that because yeah, you know, celebrities hear the same thing over and over.
00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:40.559
Oh, you inspired me.
00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:42.720
Oh my god, and I lost someone and your song.
00:23:43.119 --> 00:23:45.920
But I also like literally dressed up with as her last week.
00:23:46.079 --> 00:23:46.240
Yeah.
00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:48.319
So I'd be like, I have pictures of me as her.
00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.519
So I'd be like, I have to show you.
00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:50.960
Like, I do drag as you.
00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:52.000
Yeah, yeah, that's important.
00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:53.440
Like, I think I'd bring that up.
00:23:53.839 --> 00:24:02.720
Also, I wrote in in high school, I wrote an essay about Spring Awakening, the play, and it was part of the International Baccalaureate Program to your program.
00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:07.039
It was an essay that you had to write over the course of two years, and I it got internationally graded.
00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:08.319
It was first of all, trigger warning.
00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:10.160
Yeah, it was You keep saying SA.
00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:12.400
Do I say SA?
00:24:13.200 --> 00:24:13.920
I B.
00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:16.160
You say S A instead of S A.
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:17.039
Oh.
00:24:17.839 --> 00:24:18.559
S A.
00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:20.319
Oh wow.
00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:21.359
You get my joke.
00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:22.160
Yeah, I got it.
00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:22.960
I got your joke now.
00:24:23.200 --> 00:24:25.599
Sometimes jokes have to be explained, and they're always better that way.
00:24:26.160 --> 00:24:39.440
Um, so anyway, this um paper was 20 pages long and it was internationally graded, and I got an A, and my brother got a C on his, and then yeah, that's the only thing I did better than him in school, and so I bring it up all the time.
00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:42.799
So, do you think that uh she would care about what grade you got on the paper?
00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:48.799
No, but I think that as I told her the story of um the mix that I was like, I'm already getting bored for her.
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:53.839
Um also I did this mix once for Chris Colfer, who was uh the gay guy on Glee.
00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:54.319
Yeah.
00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:56.559
And he did leave halfway through.
00:24:57.279 --> 00:24:59.599
But it seemed that he had to take a shit real bad.
00:24:59.759 --> 00:24:59.839
Oh.
00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:04.799
Because he went to the bathroom and his husband stayed and was cackling during the whole number.
00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:04.960
Oh.
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:14.319
And this was like right kind of after she got canceling to then I couldn't find him and he came out of the bathroom, and I was like, I'm so sorry if that made you uncomfortable.
00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:14.640
Yeah.
00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:17.279
Because I was like, oh, he left because it made him uncomfortable.
00:25:17.519 --> 00:25:17.839
Right.
00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:20.559
And he was like, oh my god, no, not at all.
00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:21.920
I just had to go to the bathroom.
00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:24.640
Oh but like that was like you're hilarious.
00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:25.599
That was so funny.
00:25:25.920 --> 00:25:27.920
Um, back to Leah Michelle.
00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:32.960
Uh, I know that you've been auditioning for a drag race and you even had to do a reading challenge.
00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:34.319
Would she be able to do that?
00:25:34.559 --> 00:25:35.680
Of course not.
00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:46.319
So, anyway, I'm out of plasma, but I forgive her because she is lending me her big, big, big boxes so that I can use them for my move next week.
00:25:46.640 --> 00:25:51.839
I think you're really, really gonna meet her one day and you'll have to- I think I'm gonna meet her in like a major way.
00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:52.559
In a major way.
00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:54.480
In a major way, in a major way.
00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:55.920
You're gonna meet her in a major way.
00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:56.240
Yeah.
00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:58.240
Um, speaking of funny interactions of people.
00:25:58.559 --> 00:25:59.839
And I want to do like content with her.
00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:03.200
You should just do drag queen story hour content with her.
00:26:03.279 --> 00:26:03.519
Yeah.
00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:04.880
Where we both can't read.
00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:06.079
That's really fun.
00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:11.759
I don't know if she'll like actually go for that, because I don't know if she's like a good time gal, but I think she could go.
00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:16.319
Before she uh films with you, she could just work on some depuffing.
00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:22.640
Yeah, girl, no, it's all part of the that it's all part of the when I dress up as her, like I try to like really overline the lips.
00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:23.119
Oh, nice.
00:26:23.359 --> 00:26:25.119
Really, you really gotta suck in the also.
00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:27.519
Um, Jonathan Graf, her bestie.
00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:30.720
Yeah, uh uh He dates my friend.
00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:32.160
Acquaintance.
00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:33.359
Um dear friend.
00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:34.319
Acquaintance.
00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:48.000
So last year when they were both on Broadway at the same time, whenever she was in chess, when the the poster for chess came out, yeah, he did a recreation of it where he was like fully like like made his cheeks like really big and like powdered his lips.
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:49.039
It was so funny.
00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:50.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:55.759
Um, I want to go back to another celebrity interaction that I saw this week, which was Oh, someone's calling you.
00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:56.400
Oh my god.
00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:57.039
What's happening?
00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:57.920
It's Sunny.
00:26:58.640 --> 00:26:59.119
What?
00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.759
I was expecting you to be like getting into geche or something.
00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:11.680
Uh no, that would be tomorrow at like 7 a.m., unfortunately.
00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:12.960
Tomorrow at 7 a.m.
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:14.400
I know, I have a corporate gig.
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:15.519
We can't talk about it.
00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:16.960
Sounds insane.
00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:17.839
Yes.
00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:24.319
Love you, yay! Okay, we're gonna hang out, we're gonna reconnect, and we're gonna abond forever.
00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.880
Um, wow, that was a guess.
00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.039
Can you tell our audience who SUNY is?
00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:35.200
SUNY is a friend that I've had I've known since like elementary school, kindergarten.
00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:40.799
Uh uh, yeah, we did like theater together growing up, and they were in very extra.
00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:41.440
They're very extra.
00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:42.559
They're very extra, honey.
00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:43.279
Very extra.
00:27:43.440 --> 00:27:48.559
And they were in Hamilton on Broadway, and wait, why did I forget that?
00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:51.599
Because it's not, it's like that's not the most interesting thing about them.
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:52.000
Right.
00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:54.559
And being gay is not the most interesting thing about me.
00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:56.400
I wish people would stop talking about it.
00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:59.839
The most interesting thing about you is that you got robbed.
00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:00.640
Yes.
00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:10.720
I um I had a photo shoot this week with the Bravo cast that I can't say who it is, but all the Bravo liberties on the cast follow me on social media.
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.240
Oh my god, did they know that you got it?
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:14.799
And they were like, You must be living for this.
00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:17.839
And I was like, I live, like they knew.
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:20.960
Yeah, my love language is online content.
00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:21.519
Yeah.
00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:23.599
And one of them was like, Who knew?
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:25.839
Like, all you had to do is get Rob to go viral.
00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:27.119
Like, congrats.
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:34.880
That's why I was like, when I got cheated on, I really thought that would be my moment, but Velma is still my moment.
00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:35.440
Yeah.
00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:38.079
Which brings us to my huge giant titties.
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:41.279
Let's talk about the we really need to dive in.
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:49.359
So I bought like size Z silicone breastplate, and yeah, it opened up a whole new thing for me.
00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:50.720
I love it.
00:28:51.279 --> 00:28:51.759
I love it.
00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:52.559
They're so heavy.
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:55.359
I feel like when you wear those, you look just like your mother.
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:58.000
Get the fuck out of here.
00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.640
Uh so I threw the swan.
00:29:01.119 --> 00:29:02.000
Oh my god.
00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:04.559
Um, we'll we'll dive into that too.
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:12.000
So the whole night I would just like bounce like slightly bouncing up and down the whole time, and the other performers were like, Diva.
00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:15.200
Uh, but it was so fun.
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:16.799
I love my show Fulsome.
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:17.359
That's amazing.
00:29:17.599 --> 00:29:18.880
I really am so grateful for it.
00:29:20.319 --> 00:29:21.200
It was attended again.
00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:22.720
I mean, it's definitely a smaller crowd.
00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:23.920
It was a Wednesday night.
00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:30.720
Initially, there were probably like 15 people, but I think by the end of the show there were like 30-ish, um, which is pretty fucking fierce.
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:37.519
And also, even 15 people on a Wednesday night, I used to do the duplex every Tuesday night for three years.
00:29:37.680 --> 00:29:41.759
And sometimes there were three people like your yoga classes.
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.519
Like my yoga classes at Red Eye.
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:46.720
If you are a gay guy, and I'm gonna say I'm gonna be exclusionary.
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:46.880
Oh.
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:50.559
If you're a gay guy and you want to take yoga from 5 to 6 p.m.
00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:54.160
at Red Eye for 20 bucks a pop, hit me up.
00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:56.400
Uh and you can be nude.
00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:58.400
It's clothing optional.
00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:01.119
I is that different from you can be nude?
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:04.400
No, I'm just I'm just using the like the corporate lingo.
00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:05.680
Because you're such a corporate girl.
00:30:05.920 --> 00:30:06.799
Yeah, exactly.
00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:08.319
So yeah, I got some corporate.
00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:13.680
Actually, let me let me quiz you on um some um corporate terms, okay?
00:30:14.319 --> 00:30:15.279
Or acronyms.
00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:16.079
Yeah.
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:18.160
I'm gonna start easy.
00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:19.200
E-O-D.
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:20.799
End of day.
00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:22.960
Y-O-Y.
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:30.400
You, you, you hot year over year.
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:31.759
Um E O I.
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:32.960
I mean, sorry.
00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:33.839
R-O-I.
00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:39.920
Reading, uh Gunquit.
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:41.920
Youth.
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:43.279
It's a youth program.
00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:45.359
And it would be return on investment.
00:30:46.319 --> 00:30:47.359
Oh, R O I.
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:47.680
Yeah.
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:48.799
Okay, I thought you said why.
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:50.720
See, that's why I like that right now.
00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:57.039
Um, let's circle back after we continue the podcast.
00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:58.319
I really like that game.
00:30:58.559 --> 00:30:58.960
Thank you.
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:02.480
Wait, that could be like a you could do that for you for what do you even think?
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:03.359
What do you even think?
00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:05.599
Where you're like, what do you even think about ROI?
00:31:05.839 --> 00:31:06.400
Yeah, that's funny.
00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:07.039
That's funny.
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:10.160
So, any who's or woozer, I love my show, Fulsom.
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:22.000
Yeah, when I used to work at the duplex, maybe sometimes performing for three people, and I would give it every time, but even having 15 people at a show, I'm like, I'm grateful to have I'm grateful to entertain.
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:24.880
And it was by the end, it was like pretty full.
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:34.240
I think the really special thing about the show, and also come on, everybody, is uh this would be your nightmare, but everyone was off their phones and just like locked in and paying attention.
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:38.000
People were like really engaged and leaning forward.
00:31:38.400 --> 00:31:43.039
I think it's too small of a room to even be on your phone, like it's like obviously even to like record the numbers.
00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:47.119
People weren't even doing that, they were like paying fucking attention, which was amazing.
00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:50.559
And also, I think because throughout the show I asked people like, what is your kink?
00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:53.519
And I like yeah, I'm chatting with the audience the whole time.
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:55.519
And what's your kink?
00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:58.079
I have I come up with a new one every time.
00:31:58.640 --> 00:31:59.359
Every time.
00:31:59.519 --> 00:32:01.279
Uh my mom's listening.
00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:02.079
Right.
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:05.839
Uh, my kink is having a best friend.
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:07.119
Good one.
00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:08.079
What's yours?
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:10.640
Uh my kink is having the best mom ever.
00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:12.079
Same with my me.
00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:12.880
Uh me.
00:32:13.119 --> 00:32:14.400
Um, but wait, we have to talk about.
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:16.960
I know you're talking about your gigs, but we kind of had a gig together.
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:17.359
Unpaid.
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:18.000
We did.
00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:18.799
Unpaid.
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:20.559
But it very well might lead to something.
00:32:20.799 --> 00:32:22.799
We appeared on our first podcast together.
00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:24.559
And it's gonna come out this week, I think.
00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:25.359
Thank God.
00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:26.000
Yeah.
00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:29.359
We were on the big county couch.
00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:32.559
And if you haven't heard about it, we hadn't either.
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:34.319
But no, we had.
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:36.880
That's I mean, I had, that's we had no, no, I had, I had, I had.
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:44.400
Um, with Gina Spears and our dear friend Mike, and we had the big and you can see Gina performing all around the city.
00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:45.839
Just on her podcast.
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:46.799
On her podcast.
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:47.039
Yeah.
00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:48.000
And it's so good.
00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:49.920
I'm gonna try to get her to do one of my shows though.
00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:50.559
I'm obsessed.
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:51.759
Why doesn't she perform?
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:52.640
She's so fun.
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:55.279
She she's so funny, she's so fun.
00:32:55.680 --> 00:33:03.519
Um, yeah, so we went on a podcast, um, and they had like the most incredible studio in honestly.
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:05.200
Like the most gorgeous.
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:07.440
I felt like we were walking into the Wendy Williams studio.
00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:10.640
Yeah, it was beautiful and tacky in the best of ways.
00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:11.359
Exactly.
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:11.680
Yeah.
00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:13.200
That is very Wendy Williams.
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:13.440
Yeah.
00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:15.920
Um, it was so stunning, I couldn't believe it.
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:18.000
I was like, oh, we are like in a high budget studio.
00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:19.200
It was like a dream come true.
00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:21.599
Yeah, and we really just gabb, gab, gabbed with them.
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:23.279
We were there for hours and hours and hours.
00:33:23.519 --> 00:33:26.079
I did like have a photo shoot the next morning and I was like, I can't.
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:27.039
Were you so tired?
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:33.839
Um, I was only tired because for some reason, because of the alcohol that I drank, um, I woke up at 4 a.m.
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:34.480
So fun.
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:36.480
I was like, oh like sleep.
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:37.839
Do you know why I'm tired today?
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:38.480
Why?
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:42.720
I so Donald taught me that you can do so.
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:45.519
I know that he's been talking about like he got into Wordle really late.
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:45.839
Yeah.
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:47.039
And it's fucking annoying me.
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:55.680
Well, now I'm into New York Times connections because I used to love playing that game, but my I don't have like a New York Times account.
00:33:55.839 --> 00:34:00.319
I actually like Mooch my parents, but that's I can't play the games because my dad gets mad at me.
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:06.559
So now who if that is that bitch, Ben's in Boston, Massachusetts.
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:06.880
Oh.
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:07.599
Ben who's that?
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:08.239
Plats?
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:08.960
Probably.
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:11.039
Um what were we talking about?
00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:13.280
Wow, you really can't keep up.
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:13.760
No.
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:16.079
This is like the third time.
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:17.920
What were we talking about mooching off your parents?
00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:18.880
Oh my god.
00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:20.239
So in every way.
00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:24.320
Netflix, uh, a new apartment.
00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.800
Uh no, that was gonna be the third one, babe, because it's like comedy comes in threes.
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:30.559
Oh!
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:34.000
Give it up for Miller!
00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:36.239
And guess what?
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:37.039
Guess what?
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:38.239
You don't have to do this with us.
00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:39.360
You don't have to do this.
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:42.400
But I brought up, I brought up uh that I was mad at you, bitch.
00:34:42.559 --> 00:34:43.199
Yeah, that was the time.
00:34:43.440 --> 00:34:49.199
I brought up I've got to do my quintessential I've got to do my real quintessential introduction.
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:56.400
We're here at the caladows.
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:05.760
And I'm having a marvelous marvelous time.
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:09.840
Woo! Do you want to join the big hunting cash or do you want to watch it too?
00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:10.480
You can do whatever.
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:13.360
No one should.
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.480
Um Are you kidding?
00:35:16.559 --> 00:35:18.000
You don't remember what you were talking about.
00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:21.519
No, Michael! No, is your brain fried?
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:23.119
Oh my god, connections.
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:26.480
Well, the reason why I can't think of anything is because I sit up till 2 a.m.
00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:27.599
playing connections.
00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:29.440
I sit up longer and more.
00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:31.199
Why is it always a competition?
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:34.159
And I was drunker and my brain's still sharper than ever.
00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:35.679
It's always a competition with this man.
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:36.639
It's always a competition.
00:35:36.800 --> 00:35:39.840
And do you want I had a competition with myself playing connections until 2 a.m.
00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:41.280
What do you mean playing connections?
00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:42.800
Don't you just do it once and it's over?
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.320
So I found a website where they have all of the archived pass forms.
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:48.079
That's sick and twitching.
00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:48.639
It is.
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:49.840
Yeah, there's something wrong with that.
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:53.840
I know it's like it's it gives me such a thrill.
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:58.079
It's the most fun thing to put words together that may or may not go together.
00:35:58.320 --> 00:35:59.360
Like air blank.
00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:01.119
Sure.
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:02.480
Do you remember air blank?
00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:03.840
Was oh wait, was that today?
00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:04.639
I don't think I did today.
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:05.360
Oh well.
00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:06.880
Oh wait, I think I did today.
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.000
Oh yeah, I sent it to you.
00:36:08.079 --> 00:36:09.199
I got it all in go.
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:12.400
The words, it was like conditioner.
00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:14.400
Um, kiss.
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:17.840
I was like, I I did not see those words.
00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:22.159
That was our final one, or like second to final one where it was like, no, it was our final one.
00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:24.320
We're like, I don't know how these are connected, but yeah.
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:27.119
I think getting into the nitty-gritty maybe is boring.
00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:30.960
But that's so fun to share.
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:33.679
Uh, so yeah, that's what I've been up to this week.
00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:35.199
Should we get into groupthink or do we have to go to the ground?
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:36.639
We have to get into groupthink.
00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:37.920
We have to get into groupthink.
00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:39.840
I'm gonna start with groupthink, okay?
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:41.920
It's time for me to be really open about that.
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:43.599
Yeah, we have a lot of stuff to to do.
00:36:43.760 --> 00:36:45.119
There's actually so much to talk about.
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:45.519
Yeah.
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:49.039
But um can we talk about Choice Avon's music video?
00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:49.440
Yeah.
00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:54.000
His song is called FF, which is short for fistfuck, which is crazy.
00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:55.840
He is really in his horny boy era.
00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:58.880
I'm still Are you sure that's what he's referring to with FF?
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:02.559
FF is short for fistfuck in a gay way.
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:02.960
Yeah.
00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:05.760
It definitely, I honestly watched the music video.
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:07.360
I thought it was beautiful and I loved it.
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:07.760
Yeah.
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.960
It was like a softcore porn gay film, which is what I do is in like in my artistry as well.
00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:15.440
So I really felt seen.
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:17.119
I feel like we're in like similar vibes.
00:37:17.280 --> 00:37:22.239
Obviously, it's a super high budget and like really beautiful, but like we're definitely in the same kind of spectrum and sphere.
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:22.559
Right.
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:25.360
Uh, but I I really loved the video so much.
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:28.480
Uh, I didn't really listen to the words clearly.
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:30.159
I'm gonna have to go back and listen to them again.
00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:33.440
But FF on Grinder means fist fuck.
00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:34.480
Exactly.
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:36.480
And what did you think of the Mr.
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.320
uh oh my god, yeah.
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:39.119
He had Mr.
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:44.800
product placement, which was so gaggy, especially because they stopped sponsoring any of my shows, which makes me really sad.
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:47.599
It's crazy that they would take on Troy Savannah and not you.
00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:48.159
I know.
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:50.880
Like we're both in, we're both doing softcore game forum.
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:52.320
Yeah, and it's like pay attention to it.
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:53.119
And calling it R.
00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:58.159
Like, um, no, but he's really been on one, and I'm like so proud of him and like good for him.
00:37:58.400 --> 00:38:00.639
Um was it filmed in Fire Island?
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:00.960
Yeah.
00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:03.360
Oh, yeah, I was like, this looks like Fire Island.
00:38:03.519 --> 00:38:09.039
It was the weekend where there was like a fire, and so um like one of the houses burned down and like completely changed.
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:13.440
I remember it was like, oh, it was a house that the dancers are in, but it wasn't that, it wasn't that.
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:17.440
Um okay, we have to talk about a couple different things.
00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:18.639
The Swan.
00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:21.119
We watched The Swan.
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:23.679
There's two documentaries I would like to talk about this week.
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:25.840
One that you watched and one that you watched.
00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:27.280
You watched, but I watched both.
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:27.599
Right.
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:30.000
Because I'm an avid consumer of media content.
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:32.320
I'm an avid consumer of media content.
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:35.840
And I am an avid connections player as of just a few days ago.
00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:36.400
Right.
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.800
Um I have an addictive personality.
00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:39.599
No, I do.
00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:40.239
You do.
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:41.360
Yeah, yeah, you do.
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:42.000
Yeah.
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:44.400
Hey, one of you addictive personalities, can I have some wine?
00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:45.280
Yeah, yes, honey.
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:46.960
Um, there's a colder one in the fridge.
00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:47.679
Okay, bye.
00:38:47.840 --> 00:39:02.800
Um, okay, so, anyways, we watched the Swan documentary, which is, if you don't remember, there was this um show called The Swan, a reality competition show, where they would take absolute ugos, ugly, ugly women, um, and then transform them over 90 days.
00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:06.960
And it wasn't just it was it was like the opposite of the beauty and the beast.
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:15.440
It was actually taking a beast of a woman and putting her through intense head-to-toe plastic surgery.
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:23.679
Then as she's recovering and should not be doing any physical activity, is forced to go to the gym and is only allowed to eat lean cuisine.
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:34.159
And um, they're like in solitude, they can't talk to their family members, they're like healing a lot, and then they surprise them and they're like, this is not just about transforming you.
00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:38.239
You're actually now in a competition, and they would reveal them against another world.
00:39:38.639 --> 00:39:41.920
Like now you're in a competition where you're going to go into a beauty pageant.
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.079
So everyone is going to compete in a beauty pageant.
00:39:44.159 --> 00:39:49.599
And then they decided to do another twist where it's like, actually, not everyone's competing in the beauty pageant.
00:39:49.760 --> 00:40:00.239
You are going to go head to head with another person that is doing the swan, and we will decide if you get to go to the beauty pageant or if they get to go to the beauty pageant.
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:01.199
There's like based on what?
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:03.760
Like who's prettier after all these surgeries?
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:05.119
Like this, it wasn't.
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:06.800
Insane, insane, insane, insane.
00:40:07.039 --> 00:40:14.159
And they were not allowed to like once normally there's like days in the hospital after a surgery.
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:21.519
They went straight back to their sequestered hotels and they were not allowed to get like any kind of medical help.
00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:27.760
They were just getting help from the PAs and like the other contestants, but only one other contestant.
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:29.280
So they would like help each other out.
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:30.559
It was it was really insane.
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:32.719
It's giving how nurses and doctors are in a parking lot.
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:40.239
I will say that I thought the um tire the Next Hop model documentary and the biggest loser documentary were a lot better.
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:47.440
I didn't watch this one, yeah, but I heard of the premise, and it's like, well, it's not surprising that it was horrible.
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:51.440
Yeah, I think I mean the other ones were like on Netflix, like more elevated.
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:57.599
This was Hulu, like low budget loser freaks, but No, because remember, Hulu had a really good um Firefest documentary, right?
00:40:57.840 --> 00:40:58.400
Loved that.
00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:03.760
Yeah, it just it just so happens that also, yeah, Hulu is owned by Disney, so whatever.
00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:08.639
I also watched this insane true crime documentary called The Widower.
00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:12.400
Honey, get yourself to Netflix and watch The Widower.
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:34.800
It was about this man who basically he he calls the police, he's like, the and he's like, My wife was shot in the head, and um I killed the uh the robber who was in the house trying to do it, and they're like, oh my god, okay, and they go to the house and then they look into it like things are a little strange.
00:41:35.039 --> 00:41:37.360
Like there are something doesn't seem right.
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:41.920
And then they looked into it, and he's had six wives, and four of them have died.
00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:48.239
And he like gets um life insurance out for all the wives before the right before they die.
00:41:48.480 --> 00:42:02.079
And I'm not gonna give away the end, but what's very frustrating about the American legal system is so many things, but in this case, they were not allowed to bring in any anything from the past in this case.
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:11.039
So they're like Is it because of the Statue of Libertations or is it because uh it's like that and because he went to court for those and he was deemed innocent.
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:20.079
So yeah, those aren't you were saying like that would influence the jury's uh decision and and about his character, but I'm like, it's extremely relevant.
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:21.039
It's extremely relevant.
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:25.039
They basically wanted to share that um This is a pattern and he got away.
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:45.440
It seemed like he got away with it, but now we should open up all those cases because it doesn't seem like basically they wanted to just share that he took out life insurance policies right before all these women died, and the same thing happened in this case, but instead they're like you can't, we're not letting that uh pattern be established, and we can't bring in anything from that court case.
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:48.960
So it took a very long time to convince the truth.
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:51.599
Yeah, and anyway, we don't know, we don't know what happened.
00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:52.159
We'll have to watch.
00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:55.519
You kept talking about widower, yeah.
00:42:55.679 --> 00:43:01.199
It's called there's like a movie coming out called like Wicker or something.
00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:04.239
Oh it's about like a scarecrow man.
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:08.159
It's about Alexander Skarsgard being a horny basket.
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:13.760
I like Alexander Skarsgard is a horny basket fucking uh what's her name?
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:14.639
Olivia Coleman.
00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:15.920
Olivia Coleman.
00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:20.480
You know what Harry Styles and um the Skarsgard have in common?
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:23.039
They both fucked Zoe Krabbitz?
00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:23.440
No.
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:25.840
No, so sexy in shorts.
00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:30.079
I don't I don't find Harry Styles attractive at all.
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:33.920
I'm not attracted to him, but I I like that he wears little short shorts.
00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:34.480
Yeah, that's hot.
00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:37.039
Do you know who's really good in little short shorts?
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:38.320
Paul Mescal.
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:40.320
You don't care.
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:41.840
Okay, moving on.
00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:44.800
We really I want to talk about dancing with the stars.
00:43:44.880 --> 00:43:48.079
This is what's uh this is the hottest topic of the week, I think.
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:50.880
Um there was a disgust.
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:52.559
Talk about true crime, honey.
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:58.000
The truest crime is that Sierra Miller was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars.
00:43:58.480 --> 00:43:59.760
Excuse me, on episode four.
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:00.639
Four.
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:02.880
And how many contestants are there?
00:44:03.039 --> 00:44:04.239
There's still like a million left.
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:04.960
A million left.
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:06.400
It's not even halfway.
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:10.800
She had been improving week after week so much.
00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:11.360
What happened?
00:44:11.599 --> 00:44:12.159
She got her best score.
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:13.920
She just didn't get enough fair votes.
00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:29.519
I guess, yeah, she got her best scores ever, but someone said on um our sister podcast, Giggly Squad, that like for the folks who are in like the bottom, like Guillermo, who's like always in the bottom, he'll get a lot of votes because people are like, oh my god, like he's the votes.
00:44:30.079 --> 00:44:31.760
Sierra was like in the middle of the pack.
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:34.480
And so I don't think anyone was nervous that she might go home.
00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:34.719
Right.
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:35.599
So I feel like people were.
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:43.599
They also apparent apparently uh people have been loving Guillermo, and yeah, he's been like winning everyone's hearts.
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:50.880
So he might be like horrible at actually doing it, but his charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent is really taking him through somehow.
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:51.440
Yeah.
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:56.480
I mean, good for him, but uh, someone else should have gone home that isn't Sierra, and I agree.
00:44:56.800 --> 00:44:59.920
I wanted her to have a longer experience, but I'm so proud of her.
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:05.519
I mean, this is a woman who was um a COVID nurse in the ICU and like has done a lot of things.
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:06.880
It's just crazy to me.
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:11.599
Like, imagine there you are, like on your deathbed, and then a literal model walks up to you.
00:45:11.760 --> 00:45:12.960
Like, what what to do?
00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:14.320
Yeah, I think about that.
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:15.599
Um, you can walk through.
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:15.920
Thank you.
00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:19.199
I think about speaking of being a literal model nurse.
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.639
I think about that with my husband, where I'm like, like, imagine that was your nurse.
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:24.000
I'd be like, sorry, that's literally super.
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:25.519
I'd be like, I'm Raghard.
00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:28.800
Yeah, like that's a hottie, hottie nurse, which is so fun.
00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:29.280
Yeah.
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:31.760
Um, have you ever had a hot nurse before?
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:34.559
Um, I had a hot doctor before.
00:45:34.719 --> 00:45:35.679
Ah, same.
00:45:35.920 --> 00:45:36.239
Yeah.
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:36.559
Yeah.
00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:40.239
And then I was like And I really thought we had like a sexual chemistry.
00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:40.639
Same.
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:42.159
He's fully straight, I found out.
00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:43.760
Oh, that's okay.
00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:49.760
You've had um gay experiences with uh your dentist or a dentist.
00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:50.960
A dentist.
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:54.079
I was literally every dentist could be your dentist if you try hard enough.
00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:54.800
Dating.
00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:55.599
Yeah, I said it.
00:45:55.760 --> 00:45:56.079
Dating.
00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:57.039
Oh, I wrote.
00:45:57.280 --> 00:46:00.480
I know, no, we connect, we we established that we dated.
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:00.960
Okay.
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:02.159
I had to break up with him.
00:46:02.320 --> 00:46:02.559
Nice.
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:03.280
It's dating.
00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:03.599
Yeah.
00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:04.800
We call each other exes.
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:07.360
Every dentist could be your dentist if he's in your mouth.
00:46:07.679 --> 00:46:08.000
Yeah.
00:46:08.320 --> 00:46:08.639
Right.
00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:27.760
Um, I was seeing this guy and dating this guy, and uh, he is a dentist, and I go to an incredible dentist's office, and he would describe his mentor all the time, which sounded a lot like my dent, my dentist, but it's like there's so many like gay dentists in this town of New York City.
00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:30.639
Like, obviously, I'm not gonna assume like all gay people are the same person.
00:46:30.880 --> 00:46:30.960
Right.
00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:33.840
And if your dentist doesn't make content, don't go there.
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:36.320
My dentist is not, and yeah.
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:38.719
That's like literally how people like choose.
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:44.079
I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I don't want my doctors to be like influencers.
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:44.880
Me neither.
00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:52.000
I think it's humiliating, and I see so many um car places, dealerships is the word, um, car dealerships doing content.
00:46:52.239 --> 00:46:55.440
I'm okay with that because it's like someone needs to buy the cars, right?
00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:58.320
But I'm just like that's like all advertising, yeah.
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:03.039
But I don't need you to be an influencer doctor, and then you're gonna get all up in my mouth.
00:47:03.199 --> 00:47:04.960
I'm like, not everyone should be an influencer.
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:05.920
I should be.
00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:06.320
Right.
00:47:06.559 --> 00:47:08.239
Like, God, not enough people are watching.
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:18.639
My mom had a drag roast, my mom, my drag mom had a roast on Sunday, and someone said was like Pink Pancake, when I met you, I thought you were really hot, but then I saw that you're trying to be an influencer.
00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:19.840
You're not that hot, honey.
00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:21.199
That was so good.
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:22.079
That's a good read.
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:22.239
Yeah.
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:22.480
Yeah.
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:24.480
So you I was like, I'm not trying to be an employees.
00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:30.880
I am not to go back to you'd think, but yeah, you were part of a roast that we practiced a lot for.
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:31.280
Yeah.
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:34.320
Um, I would say you had uh three ghost writers.
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:35.039
Yeah, I did.
00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:36.960
Three amazing talented ghostwriters.
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:40.559
I would say I don't, I don't know if I don't think any of my jokes made the cut.
00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:42.480
And I don't think any of my jokes made the cut.
00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:51.119
So um Michaels, uh also known as Pink Pink Kicking Many Communities, um texted me, Plasma and Black Cherry was like, I need to do this roast.
00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:53.360
Um, do you have any ideas for jokes?
00:47:53.599 --> 00:47:56.239
And something awoke in all of you.
00:47:56.559 --> 00:48:01.119
And we were, we're all like, it was like the middle of the day, you know, and we were like bam, bam, bam, bam.
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:02.079
And it was so fun.
00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:06.719
Like, I just went on the Instagram and saw like who was on the roast, and I was like, let's fucking go.
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:08.559
I could tear any of these bitches down.
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:11.280
And it's a really nice thing to do.
00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:11.760
Yeah.
00:48:11.920 --> 00:48:15.119
So, but people didn't have that much to say about you besides you're so hot.
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:16.000
No, I wasn't sure.
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:16.880
That's what you said.
00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:17.519
You reported back.
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:18.639
Everyone was just talking about how hot I was.
00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:19.920
That's not no, that's not what I said.
00:48:20.079 --> 00:48:21.039
But that's what I heard.
00:48:21.280 --> 00:48:22.480
A lot of the jokes.
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:24.480
I felt I was like, wait, I feel amazing.
00:48:24.639 --> 00:48:26.480
So a lot of the jokes were calling me attractive.
00:48:26.559 --> 00:48:26.880
That's right.
00:48:27.039 --> 00:48:30.320
And I was like, okay, everyone wants to hook up with me.
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:34.079
Uh once I get my hairline done, like, no one's gonna have a thing to make fun of me for.
00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:35.760
I don't think that they'll struggle.
00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:37.920
Uh yeah.
00:48:38.960 --> 00:48:45.039
Uh anyway, I mean, like Marty Cummings said that like only desperate people do my shows.
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:48.159
Um I forgot.
00:48:48.320 --> 00:48:49.840
I I have to look back.
00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:52.159
But what we're to we're really in groupthink, though.
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:55.519
The next thing we should talk about as a group is something that I just found out.
00:48:55.679 --> 00:48:58.079
Crazy Rich Asians is coming as a TV show.
00:48:58.239 --> 00:48:59.360
You found out from my notes app?
00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:00.239
From your notes app.
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:01.119
Wow, okay, yeah.
00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:04.000
It's coming back as an Is it the exact same cast?
00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:04.880
Same cast.
00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:05.280
Fine.
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:06.000
Cool.
00:49:06.320 --> 00:49:09.440
I can't think of a time where like that's it's happened in that way.
00:49:09.679 --> 00:49:18.480
There's been TV shows that turn into movies, like Sex and one case where a movie turned into a TV series.
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:21.280
And that is Jimmy Neutron.
00:49:22.719 --> 00:49:24.480
Wait, that started as a movie?
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:27.840
It started as a movie, and then it became a TV show.
00:49:28.159 --> 00:49:30.000
That's freaking crazy, dude.
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:35.599
And I'll never forget there was like I for the main girl's best friend.
00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:43.119
She had one very specific haircut like throughout so much of the whole movie and the series, and it was like covering one of her eyes, the hair.
00:49:43.360 --> 00:49:48.000
And then she in one of the episodes, she finds out that she's like a descendant from Cleopatra.
00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:52.559
And so they have to do her hair to look like Cleopatra to like escape from these monsters.
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:58.000
And then she looks so cunt that she keeps that hairstyle for the rest of the series.
00:49:58.719 --> 00:49:59.599
Isn't that bizarre?
00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:03.119
Like a cartoon character changing their hairstyle doesn't happen.
00:50:03.840 --> 00:50:12.559
Doesn't happen ahead of its time, ahead of its time, like breaking down doors, yeah, yeah, and barriers, yeah, and glass ceilings, and uh yeah, a lot of stuff.
00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:15.360
Okay, you really want to talk about Rita's, and I want to let you have that.
00:50:15.599 --> 00:50:16.000
Thank you.
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:25.519
So there's a bar in Hell's Kitchen that was once called Rita's, then it closed down, and people wondered what happened to Rita's because it was always packed.
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:28.960
Suddenly, it there's construction.
00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:30.800
There's a new sign that goes up.
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:32.400
It says Monkey Thief on it.
00:50:32.639 --> 00:50:37.760
And I have to say, when I saw Monkey Thief, I was like, for some reason, this feels better to me than Rita's.
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:41.519
I was like, I want to go in here, I want to have some Thai food, I want to have some cocktails.
00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:43.440
But they were not offering Thai food.
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.039
Not at the time, or ever.
00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:45.599
Or ever.
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:50.559
They were offering seemingly the exact same menu as Rita's and the exact same everything.
00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:53.840
It seemed like the I don't think the inside changed in any way.
00:50:54.239 --> 00:50:55.519
I think it it looks the same.
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:59.280
Maybe they put pictures of monkeys on the wall, but I really don't think they even did that.
00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:03.519
I think there's like one picture, because I walk, I've only walked by, I've never set foot.
00:51:03.679 --> 00:51:09.599
I think there's one picture of like a monkey drinking like a glass of some kind of martini or something.
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:14.320
But that also might be that bar in the East Village that Baslerman uh designed.
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.400
So I'm actually thinking I'm getting them confused.
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:27.599
But it doesn't matter because just this week, uh-huh, maybe a month into Monkey Thief, the title Rita's goes back up on the marquee, and we are back to square one.
00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:39.039
It's giving HBO, HBO Max, HBO Go, HBO Now, HBO, just Max, and now Skybrand to the moon or whatever they're changing it to.
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:41.199
Sky Dance, Sky Dance.
00:51:41.360 --> 00:51:42.239
I yeah, I can't.
00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:44.480
We gotta just keep things as Rita's and keep it.
00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:46.320
Sky dancing with the stars.
00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:50.239
Okay, now we're doing our final segment.
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:51.760
Yeah, which is what do you even think?
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:53.360
Where we're gonna go through some names.
00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:56.159
Uh I'm gonna say a name of two things.
00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:57.280
People place things.
00:51:57.360 --> 00:51:58.000
I'm changing my.
00:51:59.360 --> 00:51:59.760
Change it up.
00:51:59.920 --> 00:52:00.320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:00.480 --> 00:52:04.400
And so we're gonna, of course, we're going to act as.
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:06.400
Did you just you deleted mine?
00:52:06.639 --> 00:52:07.199
No, I didn't.
00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:07.920
Yeah, you did.
00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:09.280
Oh, well, remember it.
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:09.760
Okay.
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:16.639
Um, so we are going to act as experts on the topic that we're given, whether we know it or not.
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:21.599
Donald, what do you even think about Grangete?
00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:23.360
Oh.
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:26.480
Um, thank you for asking.
00:52:26.800 --> 00:52:27.599
Granjete.
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:29.920
I don't think so, honey, granjete.
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:35.920
No, grandete is like kind of this uh thing in plays or in you know, um, in general.
00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:42.079
It's like where you make a grand gesture and you look up at the sky and you declare something.
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:48.800
So I would say, like in theater, if you look up and declare, like where's my home?
00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:55.199
Like that's grandjete, you know, two bucks, three me's, one butt, like that.
00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:56.559
Yeah, that's grandjete.
00:52:56.960 --> 00:53:01.039
You know, it's like you declare something looking up at the sky in a grand way.
00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:02.400
That was really beautiful.
00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:04.159
You're not super far off.
00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:12.480
A grande is a type of leap in ballet, so it is like a grand leap.
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:17.119
And it's when a dancer will like jump into a full split in the air.
00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:18.960
What are you doing?
00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:25.519
For our our visual or just our audio listeners, Donald just started to like rub the back of my neck.
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:29.440
I'm never like very physically affectionate to my friend Michael.
00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:33.119
Yeah, and I was getting bored of your descriptions as like what could like throw you off?
00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:33.599
Yeah.
00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:38.239
Um, we definitely have a very similar relationship to Abby and Alana from Broad City.
00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:40.559
Okay, everyone says that about their friends.
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:47.280
But the thing is that I am always kind of like very sexual towards Donald and I always talk about his big juicy butt.
00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:49.920
And because that's something that like they do, and we did this before.
00:53:50.079 --> 00:53:50.239
Yeah.
00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:50.960
They did it.
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:57.039
Um, and always want to like cuddle with him watching a movie, and he is desperate to do the opposite of that.
00:53:57.199 --> 00:54:02.880
But the moment he shows any physical attention to me, it gives me the heebies and the g bees.
00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:04.960
It is like the most disgusting thing in the world.
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:07.199
But I I want to want, I want you to want me.
00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:09.840
No, I want to want it, but I don't want to get it.
00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:11.920
And you say, ah, I don't think so.
00:54:12.719 --> 00:54:17.360
Okay, so now I want you to tell me what do you even think about Brandon Armstrong?
00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:27.519
Brandon Armstrong, thank you so much because I am really excited to be here at the Armstrong Foundation to talk about the son of Neil Armstrong, Brandon.
00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:33.599
Brandon is the person who actually came up with a Live Strong bracelet idea.
00:54:33.840 --> 00:54:45.360
And so, yeah, so they wanted to raise money for cancer because Neil Armstrong obviously was famous for having leukemia, and they were raising money and awareness for that.
00:54:45.599 --> 00:55:05.199
Uh Neil initially wanted them to be red, but his son Brandon was the one that came up with the color yellow because he thought it was more vibrant and more of a like red has a lot of uh, you know, the the connotations of red are sexual, they're angry, they're darker.
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:05.599
Right.
00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:07.599
But yellow is sunshine and joy.
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.000
So that is like his biggest contribution.
00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:10.639
Five seconds.
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:19.119
But now he does TED Talks talking about how to um become the uh owner of his own destiny.
00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:20.480
Zero seconds.
00:55:20.880 --> 00:55:22.159
That was really good.
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.559
Who the hell is Brandon Armstrong?
00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:31.280
He was was Sierra Miller's dancing with the star partner.
00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:35.039
He's still with us.
00:55:35.199 --> 00:55:36.559
He he's like Hawkeye, right?
00:55:36.800 --> 00:55:37.440
He's so hot.
00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:40.079
Yeah, he's a really supportive, lovely guy.
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:42.239
He was really a great champion for Sierra.
00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:44.960
Um, and I hope that their bond continues far after the show.
00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:45.519
Yeah.
00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:52.880
It seems like they all really I don't know if it's just for social media, but it's I it's like part of it is like the bond between the dancer and the select.
00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:53.280
Right.
00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:56.960
Well, um Guillermo's partner is pregnant and is like only getting more and more pregnant.
00:55:57.039 --> 00:55:57.599
She's like, get me off.
00:55:58.000 --> 00:56:05.920
Well, they were like, they certainly paired them because they thought Guillermo was gonna last like a few days, but everyone has been loving even that he's like not.
00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:08.159
I mean, I watched his goofy ass.
00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:14.239
Yeah, I watched like one episode, but and it was all the men dancing, so I haven't seen anything else, but yeah.
00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.159
Would you want to go on that show?
00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:21.119
Um, I think the reason why people mostly go on the show is because it pays so much money.
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:23.440
Well, I think you have to be a star first.
00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:25.679
No, I'm saying like stars.
00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:28.159
Oh, yes, go on because it pays a lot of money.
00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:32.400
It's like a certain level of star that will go on and get so much money.
00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:32.880
True.
00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:38.079
And there's certain ways that you get on that are humiliating, and certainly ways you get on that are amazing.
00:56:38.400 --> 00:56:40.320
Sierra got on in a way that's amazing.
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:40.800
Yeah.
00:56:41.039 --> 00:56:46.880
I think that like I'm gonna be fucking evil, but I think like Julia Stiles gets on in more of like a humiliating way.
00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:47.280
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:49.119
Right.
00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:52.559
Which drag queen do you think should be next on Dancing with the Stars?
00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:55.679
And then there was Shangela, you're a big fan of hers.
00:56:56.079 --> 00:56:57.039
Cancelinta.
00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:59.280
Yeah, they haven't ever brought another one.
00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:04.800
I they've had them on like the spin-offs of other countries, I believe, but they've never had a drag queen on.
00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:10.800
But Amber Riley, who's another movie person, she won her season, and I haven't watched it yet.
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:15.519
But last episode, she sang live while Harry, whatever the Josie.
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:16.480
That's not his name.
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:17.280
Styles.
00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:18.480
Not his name.
00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:19.519
Um Potter.
00:57:19.920 --> 00:57:20.239
Yeah.
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:26.400
Um did the guy from Glee that's on right now dance to her singing live, which I'm excited to watch.
00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:28.000
Oh, that sounds fabulous.
00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:28.480
Yeah.
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:31.119
Well, we really gotta go eat some sushi.
00:57:31.360 --> 00:57:33.280
Thank you so much for listening again this week.
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It's been nothing but a joy to entertain you guys.
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And we keep thinking.
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Remember that.
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And keep thinking and keep your thinking caps on.
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