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Here's how I'll describe the Fast and Furious franchise.
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It's Taco Bell.
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Third movie is like the black sheep of the movies,
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like Tokyo Drift and...
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People usually hate that movie.
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I like it.
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Hey, you'd say people hate Tokyo Drift.
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It's not as loved as the other ones.
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No, now it has it's made a comeback.
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Yeah, but when it came out, people were like,
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what is this, like,
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I think our Tokyo Drift is honestly a little overrated.
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Fast and Furious franchise?
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Some Taco Bell.
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Or it's Roberto's Tacos Quick.
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It's Roberto's Tacos Quick and Cheap.
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It's a Roberto Burrito, California Burrito,
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at three o'clock in the morning
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after you've just finished being at the club.
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And you already know the next day is not gonna be fun.
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That is the Fast and Furious franchise now.
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So with the new teaser out,
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their Fast and Furious 11,
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which I can't believe this franchise is even still alive
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after the 10th movie, but with the new release
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or the new teaser of the Fast and Furious 11 movie,
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I think it's worth talking about
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how unrealistic and horrible these movies have gotten,
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especially since the sixth or seventh one.
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So I don't wanna say they're all hilly,
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but we're gonna talk.
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I'm Aiden.
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I'm Evo.
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You're watching Accelerate.
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So Fast and Furious.
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Oh, what a joke.
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We're going on to the 11th movie,
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25 years in a franchise.
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I don't think other than Star Wars,
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there's been a franchise running this long.
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There has been.
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Oh.
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Friday the 13th.
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That and, okay, if you want, let's remove more movies.
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Oh, but like James Bond and stuff like that, of course,
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but like continuous movies with the same cast
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over and over again.
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We're going on 25.
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Yeah, it's just bad.
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Can we just agree that one through five, mostly realistic.
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I mean, five is a little crazy.
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It's just bank vault.
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The cross Rio is pretty insane,
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but past five, you know, six,
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having a tank chase you down.
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So, so.
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We got to back up because it started off realistic, right?
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Yeah.
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We knew these characters.
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We liked these characters.
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They built them up there.
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It's family, family, corona.
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It's just like the first movie was great.
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Love the first movie with the whole hijack thing
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with the civics and, you know,
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Brian's an undercover cop and all that.
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The cars were awesome, obviously.
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Second movie, I loved it, Miami.
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Vin Diesel wasn't present.
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It was just really Paul Walker, Brian,
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but we got introduced to like, and yeah, Tyrese.
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And, you know, it was a good movie.
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I enjoyed it.
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Of course, still racing.
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It started off with the iconic race with the skyline
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and all that stuff.
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Third movie is like the black sheep of the movies,
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like Tokyo drift and people usually hate that movie.
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I like it.
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Hate.
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You'd say people hate Tokyo drift.
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It's not as loved as the other ones.
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No, now it has it to me to come back.
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Yeah.
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But when it came out, people were like,
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what is this?
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Tokyo drift is honestly a little overrated.
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I think it's a great movie.
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I think it's the most actually car one out of all of them.
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It is the most car one out of all of them
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that focused more on the driving,
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the storyline of it all.
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But I think it's overrated because it takes place in Japan
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and because they're drifting for the entire movie
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and teaching.
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It's called Tokyo drift.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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But like, still, I think it's focused on the driving,
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which is great.
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And it's in Japan, which is great.
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The drift part of it's great.
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The cars are great.
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The RX-7, everything like that.
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Great.
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Han, they introduced Han.
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Great.
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You know, but,
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but,
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it lends to the story.
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Like it adds to the story.
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But I think it's not as good as let's say,
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I think five is out of all of them.
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I agree, five is my favorite one out of all of them too.
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But the third one is a really good movie.
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I like it.
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And I'm not just saying, I've always liked it.
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I'm not bandwagoning the movie
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because it's got a resurgence recently.
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I just genuinely think it's a good car movie.
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Like, you know, with the whole Mustang set up
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and how they put the RB26 in it,
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which people, if you were like an American,
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like car lover, you're like,
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oh, why is there an inline six in this Mustang?
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If you were a Japanese fan, you're like,
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why is there an inline six in this Mustang?
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But it was awesome because the car sounded awesome.
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It was cool.
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It was built.
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And then the fourth movie came around
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and I was like, okay, this movie's great.
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You know, we had a whole plot.
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Driving a skyline.
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Let it die.
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Or let it die.
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Driving a skyline up the side of a freaking embankment.
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We had the skyline aspect where he just drove it off.
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Through a fence.
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Through a fence and down like rafters and whatnot.
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But, you know, it was a cool movie.
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And then it was the whole plot of Dom trying to figure out
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who killed Letty and why and getting revenge.
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It was a good movie.
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And then Five came and I love it.
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That's my favorite one, Five.
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I love the plot behind it.
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You know, them running from the police.
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They broke out Dom from prison
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because he got caught at the end of Four.
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And they go to Rio and then they're just trying
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to do a small time job and then they get basically robbed
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by the, what do you call it, guy?
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Get betrayed by Reyes.
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You know, the banker or whatever,
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the guy that controls the cops.
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And then he just goes bashing crazy at the end of the movie.
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Two Dodge Chargers driving with a,
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like hauling a empty bank vault,
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which, spoiler, if you don't know, it's empty.
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Empty bank vault through Rio.
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Basically just destroying everything.
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Destroying everything.
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People die.
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Bank vault.
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You don't see them die, but people die.
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This is like-
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They literally died.
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It's just, it's crazy.
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Switching a bank vault in a garbage truck
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within like five seconds.
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Like, and I mean, at the end,
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we're gonna fling this bank vault off the side of the bridge
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and Dom's gonna jump out of the car
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just to the right end where he's fine and nothing happens.
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And then he's, you know, drives away happy and everything.
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And Hobbs doesn't check the bank vault before they leave.
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Like what?
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Yeah.
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Five got a little unrealistic.
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Six has a great intro though,
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when it recaps all the movie.
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Six has a great intro.
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That Wiz Khalifa song was awesome.
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And then we just have, you know,
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completely inaccurate description of vehicles in it.
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Where Hobbs is like, he's gonna,
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he gets a bunch of E60 V10 M5s that,
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somehow they're all running with no issues.
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Perfect cars.
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And then they're buying the cars.
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They're like gonna buy new cars.
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And then he goes,
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he goes, you can't just buy a bunch of brand new BMWs,
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which they were not brand new at that time.
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They were, in fact, there was another generation.
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And he's like, no,
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you can't talk bad about twin turbo V8 M5s.
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And I'm just like, like what?
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Like, what are you talking about?
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Like sure, the current generation,
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while the, when the movie came out,
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they were twin turbo F10 M5s.
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The cars on screen were not twin turbo F10 M5s.
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They were V10s.
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Yeah, they were V10s.
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The flip car was super cool.
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Yeah, one of the Hobbs.
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Yeah, but I felt like that was so unrealistic.
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I mean, if the car can end up in GTA online,
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it's unrealistic.
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It's unrealistic.
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Well, here's the thing.
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They also said that it was a twin turbo diesel.
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It was a twin turbo diesel.
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I'm like, this doesn't sound like a diesel.
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No, it sounded like a 2.5 liter V8.
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It sounded like a road using an F,
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like an F1 car.
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Like an F1 car.
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I think they said it was using F1.
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I'm like, when have the F1 cars ever been diesel?
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Right, which does not make sense.
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But it would have been like a really small block V8.
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Something like less than three liters,
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because that thing had a really high pitch noise.
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It was screaming.
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No, it was an automatic.
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It was a real big car or that.
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But it was a really cool car.
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But super unrealistic.
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Again, if it can end up in GTA 5 online.
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That's why I'm going to Fast and Furious movie.
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And then at the end, driving a tank on an open road,
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and then Dom catching Letty, a bridge gap that's
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at least 10 feet wide, and landing on the windshield of a
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what?
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What was that?
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I don't know, some random car.
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Some random car, and then not being hurt at all,
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and getting up and walking away.
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Well, do you remember that he crashed his very rare Dodge
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Charger into the railing.
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Into the railing.
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A fighter to cross the bridge.
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And then somehow he flings out of the car
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at a perfect trajectory to catch her.
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Gravity doesn't play anything in this movie.
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Gravity is not a thing.
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Catches her, lands on his back on this windshield,
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and the windshield just cracks.
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Doesn't shatter, just cracks.
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And then they just get up and walk.
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Right, right, right.
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Because that makes sense.
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That makes so much sense.
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I guess we're just not going to talk about the fact
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that Letty's alive.
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Even though we saw in the Forks movie, she blew up.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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No, that makes 100% sense.
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That's when the movies went off the rails, is 6.
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Yeah.
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6 is when, and then the ending of the movie is.
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Yeah, the ending was.
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We're going to bring down this massive plane.
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Military plane.
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With an Alfa, no it wasn't, it was a Fiat 500 Abarth.
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No, no, no.
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Was there not a Fiat 500 Abarth?
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They were Dodge Chargers.
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They were Dodge Chargers.
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Well, OK, the Dodge Chargers.
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But I swear there was a Fiat 500 Abarth.
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Or was that in a later movie?
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I don't know.
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Maybe.
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I just think that we're going to take down
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the Peccules with eight engines.
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I swear it had eight engines.
284
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With some harpoon guns and some Dodge Chargers.
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With some harpoon guns and Dodge Chargers.
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That plane produces tens of thousands of pounds of thrust.
287
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And then at the end.
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500 pound Dodge Charger is not going
289
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to keep it on the ground.
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At the end, we're going to fight inside the plane.
291
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The plane's going to crash.
292
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It's going to blow up.
293
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But Dom is going to jump out of the nose of the plane
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with a Dodge Charger.
295
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Because of course, Dodge sponsored the movie.
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Dodge Charger doesn't blow up.
297
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By the way, the plane's on fire and blowing up at this point.
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And if you look at the scene right before this happens,
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inside the plane, there's a bunch of military crates
300
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with Humvees.
301
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How the hell did you jump over the Humvees
302
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to get through the front of the plane?
303
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Yeah.
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And then the car rolls and flips and blows up.
305
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Just gets up and walks out.
306
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OK.
307
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What?
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So six is unrealistic.
309
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Let's talk about seven.
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Oh, seven's even worse.
311
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God's eye.
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Well, I mean, that could be a thing.
313
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That's seven.
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Yeah, that could be a thing.
315
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God's eye could be a thing for all we know.
316
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Really?
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Is it?
318
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Parachuting in combat?
319
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No, no, no, no, no.
320
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You're talking about the tool, like the spy software, where
321
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it can hack.
322
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Let's talk about how do they get it.
323
00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:09,780
Because they have to, what do you mean with a parachute?
324
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After a military cargo plane?
325
00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:15,420
Yeah, they parachute in cars out of a military cargo plane,
326
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land perfectly on a secluded mountain road with two.
327
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Which isn't straight.
328
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This isn't an airway.
329
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It's a, what's this?
330
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Back and forth to catch a bus full of trained militiamen
331
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to rescue the person who invented God's eye.
332
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I don't remember her name.
333
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Ramsey.
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Ramsey, who invented God's eye.
335
00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:40,260
And then for Dom to put Ramsey in the passenger seat
336
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back off the side of a cliff and then be OK,
337
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perfectly fine afterwards.
338
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That charger was destroyed by the way.
339
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Oh, yeah.
340
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100%.
341
00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,820
And they were perfectly fine.
342
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And they rolled for a long time.
343
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Yeah.
344
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That's probably at least 30 seconds of.
345
00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:54,460
Now, it's not that the software is unrealistic,
346
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because I'm sure there's something out there.
347
00:10:56,820 --> 00:11:03,180
All while Deckard Shaw is chasing them down to avenge
348
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his brother, we're at the very end.
349
00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:08,560
Hold on.
350
00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,500
Don't get to the end.
351
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,980
You're skipping a lot of stuff that's
352
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very important to this movie.
353
00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,380
Let's just start at the beginning
354
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when they're at the funeral for Han.
355
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,300
Oh, yeah.
356
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Which at that point, he wasn't alive again.
357
00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:22,900
Which we'll get to that in a second.
358
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:27,220
We're going to crash a 1970 Plymouth Road Runner
359
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into a Maserati Ghibli head on.
360
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:31,020
I thought it was a GT.
361
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,660
No, it was a Maserati.
362
00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:36,900
And then we're going to hop out like nothing
363
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and just start fighting.
364
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,300
Yep.
365
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,780
Oh, I just wanted to get to the part
366
00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:47,540
where they were on the parking garage.
367
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,100
Oh, no, that's at the end.
368
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:48,340
Hold on.
369
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,740
You're still skipping the biggest scene in the whole movie.
370
00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:53,620
And I get into a Lykan hypersport.
371
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:57,060
Oh, you were going to jump for three sidekicks.
372
00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,820
Oh, by the way, before that, Vin Diesel
373
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lifted the Lykan by himself.
374
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,540
Our wave like 3,200 pounds.
375
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,980
So that Paul Walker can get underneath and install
376
00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:08,180
a hacking chip.
377
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,180
He's bench pressing.
378
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:11,540
And they white literally a car.
379
00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:17,860
They effectively hotwired a 105 car
380
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:21,540
and then jumped it from building to building in Dubai.
381
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,140
And then jumped out at the last minute
382
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,220
so that the car falls off the side of the building.
383
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:25,980
But they're fine.
384
00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,740
Yep.
385
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:33,460
They jumped a hypercar building to building at least 50 stories
386
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:37,580
up and then survived.
387
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:38,940
Right.
388
00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:40,020
Yep.
389
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:40,500
Yeah.
390
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,300
I mean, Rhonda Rousey was in those movies.
391
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,340
Yeah.
392
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,220
Yeah.
393
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,180
She fought a lady.
394
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,180
Well, not a main villain, but she was like the villain.
395
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,380
Because she's a villain woman actress.
396
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,380
She was the like protege to like the main villain.
397
00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,380
To the main villain.
398
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,460
But here's the thing.
399
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,780
Let's talk about this part.
400
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:58,580
So you talked about the parking garage, right?
401
00:12:58,580 --> 00:12:59,260
Yeah.
402
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,620
Where at the end it all falls down.
403
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,340
That's true.
404
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,500
What about the part where there's an Aston Martin
405
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,380
DBS and a Dodge Charger driving again.
406
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:07,220
And here we go again.
407
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,460
He presses a button.
408
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,140
And then the Dodge Charger floors it.
409
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:10,900
No, he doesn't press a button.
410
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,700
He just downshifts and floors it.
411
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,660
Oh, that's right.
412
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
413
00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,620
And it does a mid-wheelie.
414
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,740
At 70 miles an hour, it does a wheelie.
415
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:18,900
And then he crashes into it.
416
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,980
He saw it off shotgun and shoots from the car.
417
00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,180
He puts it down.
418
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:24,460
I'm not, I'm not, that wasn't even the part I was in on.
419
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,100
And he could have beat him.
420
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,020
He could have beat Decker Char right there to there.
421
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,700
But he goes, family and the streets don't fight with guns.
422
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:34,780
Well, to roll this gun about the part where Dom gets out
423
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,060
of the car and he either stomps or hits the ground
424
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:42,540
with a wrench and shatters the asphalt on the parking garage.
425
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:43,180
No, he kicked it.
426
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:43,700
He kicked it.
427
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,260
He literally kicked it.
428
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:49,860
And it shattered the asphalt on the parking garage.
429
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,820
Cars could get in wrecks.
430
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:55,180
You know what didn't shatter the asphalt in the parking garage?
431
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:57,700
The Dodge Charger nailing the Aston Martin.
432
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,100
But some guy who weighs 225 pounds.
433
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:01,940
Kicks it.
434
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,420
Stomps it.
435
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,940
And all of a sudden, you can.
436
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:07,260
I think you're forgetting to mention that Vin Diesel
437
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:10,700
or Dom Raredo is actual Superman.
438
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:14,380
Clearly, if you can break asphalt with a stomp
439
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:17,300
and some, like, what in the world is going on?
440
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,780
Well, the part where they're driving
441
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:20,900
and they have the girl, Ramsey, in the GTR.
442
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,260
Yeah, and then they switch it from the GT.
443
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,780
They switch her into another car.
444
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,700
And then they somehow jump out of that car into another one.
445
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,780
And then the missile, at that exact moment,
446
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,100
hits the GTR and blows it up.
447
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,820
A classic GTR, by the way.
448
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:33,340
No, no.
449
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,700
Oh, I thought it was an original Skyline.
450
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,420
R35.
451
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,340
Was it an R35?
452
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,260
Yeah.
453
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,780
I swear they were using.
454
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,100
That was an R5.
455
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,540
No, no, no, no, no.
456
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:44,020
I swear it was an R35.
457
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:46,660
But then she swapped into one of those Skylines.
458
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,340
It was into a, what do you call it, into like an old Dodge.
459
00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:50,980
Or maybe it was a Datsun or something.
460
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,020
No, no, no.
461
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:52,620
No, no, no.
462
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:53,100
Trust me.
463
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:53,420
Trust me.
464
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,420
I'm remembering the scene in my head right now.
465
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,860
But nonetheless, then at the end, we're going to all,
466
00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:00,180
you know, the parking garage is going to collapse.
467
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:00,740
Yeah.
468
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,860
He's going to try to drive through with a car that,
469
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,500
by the way, he just rammed his engine into another car.
470
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,100
He will physically ram the engine.
471
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,260
No oil leaks, no nothing.
472
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:11,900
Driving this car down a park garage, hair crush collapses.
473
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:16,060
He's somehow not crushed by millions of pounds of Debris.
474
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:16,780
Yeah.
475
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,820
Letty comes over and she goes, I remember.
476
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:21,100
And then he wakes up.
477
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,260
Disney movies aren't that crazy.
478
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,620
OK, let's move on to Eight.
479
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,140
Oh, god.
480
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:26,980
Fate of the Furious.
481
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:27,300
Yes.
482
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,940
Arguably one of the worst in the whole franchise.
483
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,820
How do you start the movie?
484
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:30,340
Oh, yeah.
485
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:34,660
By the way, we're going to race my cousin's 1940s Chevy
486
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,140
against this other guy's 1940s Chevy
487
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:40,700
because we're arguing he was a better racer.
488
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,420
And then the vacuum line off of your engine
489
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,900
to create a makeshift turbo is not how that works.
490
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,180
Don't ever do that.
491
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:51,420
Your engine will just turn off and sputter out.
492
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,940
What about the part where he put knots in it
493
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:55,620
and it caught on fire and then he flung it?
494
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,060
And it kept going.
495
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:58,940
It kept going.
496
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,460
It was on fire.
497
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,100
It didn't blow up.
498
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,780
But it blew up right when he hopped out.
499
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,940
And then at the end, the guy offers him the keys to his car
500
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:08,820
because they race for pinks and he keeps the car.
501
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:09,700
Back to the worst hit.
502
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,780
And his cousin goes, dude, what about my car?
503
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,780
Yeah.
504
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,660
Well, then let's get to the part where Dom,
505
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,100
as a kid all of a sudden, of course, this is the kid
506
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:17,580
with the police.
507
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,220
The cop girl.
508
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,380
The cop girl from Five.
509
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:25,300
This other woman kidnaps the child and the mother.
510
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,420
Right.
511
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:32,860
And gets Dom onto a supermassive jet
512
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:37,100
that the bad girl uses as her headquarters, which
513
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:37,900
never lands in them.
514
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,420
Which never lands.
515
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,060
Never lands.
516
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,780
There is no scene of them taking off or anything,
517
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,780
which of course they would have to.
518
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,380
That's implied.
519
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,780
But still never lands.
520
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:52,220
And she is using God's eye to try and track everything.
521
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,460
And at the very end, there's a nuclear.
522
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:55,980
Hold on.
523
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,540
You're skipping a lot of parts.
524
00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,420
I'm just talking about the biggest blunders.
525
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,660
So there's a part in the movie where
526
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:06,660
Dom is driving a 1971 Plymouth GTX, which is a cool car.
527
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,500
All of a sudden, he gets surrounded by his whole old team.
528
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,180
AMG GTX.
529
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,340
Fucking what is it called?
530
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:18,620
The gold Gallardo that Tyrese is driving.
531
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,660
It's just a bunch of other crazy cars, right?
532
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,980
They all hook onto them with harpoons.
533
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,380
But this American muscle Plymouth GTX
534
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,580
just destroys all the other cars.
535
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:27,580
Yeah, drags them along.
536
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,580
Whatever they want.
537
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,860
Against a over 500 horsepower Lamborghini and an over 500
538
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:37,780
or a near 500 horsepower Mercedes.
539
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,380
But I think the Rock was driving one of his.
540
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:45,620
Oh, and yeah, the massive, again, straight out of GTA
541
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:51,460
online militant trucks that Plymouth
542
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:55,180
was able to pull three of those cars.
543
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,540
Over 10,000 pounds worth of cars.
544
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,540
An F-150 can't pull that.
545
00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:02,460
So I don't know how much torque.
546
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:05,180
If you remember the first movie, it makes so much torque.
547
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,420
Twist the chest.
548
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,180
Filming off the line.
549
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:09,700
I get it.
550
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,060
It was body on frame back then.
551
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,980
But come on, it doesn't need to be like that.
552
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,500
But the eighth movie is crazy.
553
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,300
Because then at the end, the ice charger,
554
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,660
which is like another Dodge Charger that
555
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,940
has this built up drive on ice.
556
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,060
And all of a sudden, there's a nuclear submarine
557
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,500
that they hijacked, a Russian nuclear submarine,
558
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:33,580
that Dom somehow brings down with his charger.
559
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,020
Man, I got to go buy a Dodge Charger.
560
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,540
That scene reminded me.
561
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,220
That scene reminded me of a Resident Evil movie.
562
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,460
I think it was Retribution.
563
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:46,700
At the very end, they're fighting on ice
564
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,020
outside of a nuclear submarine.
565
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,060
It's like they ripped it straight out
566
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,260
of a Resident Evil movie.
567
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,020
Because that's literally what they did.
568
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,180
It was like the same scene.
569
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,060
That's what it reminded me of.
570
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,220
And then Hobbes, the two Hobbes brothers,
571
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,460
rest Dom's son from the plane.
572
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,100
Which there's a whole military force.
573
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,100
And these are just two guys, by the way,
574
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,700
that somehow get on this plane.
575
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,860
Which I think they skydive into the plane, which I
576
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,060
don't know how that makes sense.
577
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,180
But whatever.
578
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,980
They get on this plane, kill a whole army.
579
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:17,740
And then at the end, when they're about to skydive
580
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,660
with a three month old infant, Shaw
581
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,940
puts some noise canceling Beats headphones
582
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:27,740
on the baby, jumps out of the plane with the baby.
583
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,900
While music's playing in the background.
584
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,220
While music is playing.
585
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,580
And everything's fine.
586
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,060
Yeah.
587
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:35,300
Should we move on to nine?
588
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,060
It gets worse.
589
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:36,540
Han's back.
590
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,180
Somehow.
591
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,460
Yeah, Han's back, by the way.
592
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,900
Apparently he didn't die when he fell off a plane.
593
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,660
No, no, no, no, no.
594
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:42,140
Not that.
595
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:42,780
That wasn't it.
596
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:43,660
That was Giselle.
597
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,260
Oh, that was Giselle.
598
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:44,780
That's right.
599
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,820
Han died when a fairly Shaw rammed into his RX-7,
600
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,900
with the S-Class.
601
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:49,420
Yeah.
602
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,060
And then it blew up.
603
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,220
Yeah, that's how Han died.
604
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,740
But apparently he crawled out just in time or something.
605
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,380
Or even though it showed in the movie
606
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:59,180
that it exploded as he was inside the car.
607
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:02,180
Died with the car upside down.
608
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,620
Because wait, hold on.
609
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,060
That was a deep cut back to a different movie, right?
610
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:11,620
When Han died because of what?
611
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:15,100
Something that a Shaw rammed side, like T-bones him
612
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,820
with the RX-7.
613
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,460
Yes, but there was a deep cut back to another movie.
614
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,300
Oh, what do you mean?
615
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:19,860
Yes, it was.
616
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,860
That scene was in a different movie.
617
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:22,820
What are you talking about?
618
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:27,660
There was the movies do not line up in order chronologic.
619
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,260
No, they don't.
620
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:33,660
So it goes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 3.
621
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,620
No, no, no, no.
622
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,860
Tokyo Drift is after 6.
623
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,340
No, no.
624
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:37,140
Yeah, it's after 6.
625
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,460
1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 3, 7, 8, 9.
626
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,820
Yes, and then now 10.
627
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,340
Because, yep, that's how it goes.
628
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,780
It was a deep cut back to another.
629
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:46,340
Yeah.
630
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:49,340
So nonetheless, whatever.
631
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:49,940
He's just back.
632
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,220
He's just back.
633
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:51,980
What else happens?
634
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:52,580
Oh, yeah.
635
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,260
The biggest thing in the movie, we're
636
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,860
going to strap two jet engines to the back of a Fiero.
637
00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:00,340
And we're going to go to space.
638
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:03,140
And then come back safely.
639
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:06,100
They spend millions, billions of dollars developing rockets.
640
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,580
I get Taj is smart.
641
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,660
And Ramsey is smart.
642
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,420
They didn't build the rocket car, though.
643
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:14,260
That was built by the guy from Fast and Furious 3,
644
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,980
Bow Wow and Sean.
645
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:16,980
They built that car.
646
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:20,980
Yeah, well, they're definitely not smart.
647
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,620
So I don't know where these guys came from.
648
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,420
The government spent billions of dollars
649
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:28,140
to develop rockets that can withstand the pressure coming
650
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:30,060
back into the atmosphere and the heat.
651
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:33,740
But this Fiero, some 25-year-old,
652
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:37,580
can build a rocket without any knowledge of astrophysics
653
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:40,580
and launch it into space, strapping two jet engines that
654
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,220
create thousands of pounds worth thrust.
655
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,020
One, let me tell you something.
656
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:52,380
The escape velocity of Earth's gravity is 25,000 miles per hour,
657
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:52,900
I think.
658
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,260
Or maybe it's a different measurement.
659
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,220
It's 25,000 something.
660
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,660
You would tear a Pontiac Fiero apart
661
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:00,900
if you were going that fast.
662
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,260
Hey, GM must have built that car like he's known him all.
663
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,180
Literally, GM did some really, really good.
664
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,540
Built out of titanium.
665
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:07,620
I get it's a movie.
666
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,780
But that is the most unrealistic part of it.
667
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,500
I was just sitting there thinking
668
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,980
that thing would be in pieces.
669
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,300
Yeah, yeah.
670
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,020
Not to mention when you come back.
671
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:16,700
I don't remember.
672
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,300
Did it catch on fire when they came back on?
673
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,420
I don't remember, dude.
674
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,660
I watched that movie, and I've never
675
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,700
wanted to watch it again.
676
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,260
Or we could go on about the John Cena part.
677
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,220
Which one was that?
678
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,220
Was that in 10?
679
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:26,820
No, that's 9.
680
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:27,580
Where he's playing villain.
681
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,140
Yeah, he's playing villain.
682
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,220
All of it.
683
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:33,020
All of it.
684
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,620
What, Dom's brother?
685
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:35,940
Yeah.
686
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:39,100
Wow, that came out of nowhere.
687
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,180
Mia's back.
688
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:40,820
Yep.
689
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:42,380
And it's explained that Paul Walker's not there
690
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,580
because he's taking care of the kids.
691
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,220
Yep.
692
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:49,780
That's how they explained it.
693
00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:52,700
Even though there's another movie franchise that he was
694
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,060
always one of the integral parts of the entire cult.
695
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,380
I would have rather you, I mean, not
696
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,780
to disrespect Paul Walker's legacy,
697
00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,340
but I would rather you just took Paul Walker's brother in that
698
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:06,100
looks a lot like Paul and tried to fake it that way
699
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,980
rather than bringing back his wife and saying,
700
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,580
well, he's taking care of the kid.
701
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,100
No.
702
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:12,420
Why?
703
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:17,420
And then finally, we got to talk about the just garbage fire.
704
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,980
That is 10.
705
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,940
I never passed X or what, so this is all you.
706
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,980
Oh, I watched it, unfortunately.
707
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:25,740
So the backstory is, and if I'm spoiling this for you,
708
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,260
I'm sorry.
709
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:27,460
It's been about a year and a half.
710
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:28,620
You should have seen the movie by now.
711
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,380
Yeah, I don't care.
712
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:32,500
If you care to see it, don't see it.
713
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,220
Save yourself money, or if it's free,
714
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:37,620
save yourself your IQ and your brain cells.
715
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:41,980
So 5, they kill Raz at the end.
716
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,580
This guy is Reyes' son.
717
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:46,540
He's the main villain, which is a flashback to 5.
718
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,100
And apparently, he's in all the scenes,
719
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,740
which if you watch 5, he's in none of the scenes.
720
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:55,620
It's Reyes' son that is pissed off that Dom killed his dad
721
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:59,460
and made him go broke because they took all his money.
722
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:03,340
Now he's back, and he's exacting Rebet.
723
00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:06,300
And he's got all this power, like all this crazy stuff
724
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:09,460
that he can just destroy stuff.
725
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,500
Dom's whole world comes crashing down.
726
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:12,900
I honestly don't remember many parts of it.
727
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,900
The one thing I remember that really pissed me off
728
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,340
was the end of the movie where Dom drives down
729
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:23,140
a dam with the charger, and then it just cuts to black.
730
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:25,940
Because that's part one, and it's going to be a three-part movie
731
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:28,740
series, and that's it.
732
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,900
There's like a nuclear explosion, I think, or something.
733
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,700
I just can't remember.
734
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,500
The fast-fied cast, so I can remember what this Reyes
735
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,460
guy looks like.
736
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,700
He's the Brazilian guy, like the main villain.
737
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,700
Is it?
738
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,020
Oh, that's right, yes.
739
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,340
Yeah.
740
00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:43,980
And his son is played by Jason Momoa.
741
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,140
That's the main villain.
742
00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,820
That's why I didn't watch it.
743
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,740
You don't like Jason Momoa?
744
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,700
No, I like Jason Momoa.
745
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:54,420
But it's just introducing all these new A-list actors
746
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,580
to roles I don't think they fit.
747
00:24:56,580 --> 00:25:01,100
Yeah, and then Jason Momoa is not Brazilian, by the way.
748
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:04,020
He's American Samoan.
749
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,660
So.
750
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,580
And then there's one movie we missed out,
751
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:10,180
which is I've never even seen this movie.
752
00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:11,980
It's Hobbs and Shaw.
753
00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,380
I've never seen it.
754
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:17,140
I've seen the part where the McLaren goes under the truck.
755
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:17,940
I've seen the motor.
756
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,220
I've seen the part where they're going
757
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,780
to fight a whole military army with guns
758
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:25,620
and everything with spears.
759
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,460
I never watched it.
760
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,860
This is some kind of Deadly Warrior-style movies.
761
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,900
Like, what's going on?
762
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:30,580
I don't know.
763
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:32,260
So let me tell you how it goes.
764
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:35,260
So at the end of this movie, there
765
00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:37,300
is a harpoon again that's involved,
766
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:43,180
where Dwayne The Rock Johnson is shirtless and oiled up,
767
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:46,020
holding an Apache attack helicopter
768
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,300
as it's trying to fly away.
769
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,860
He's holding it down with one hand.
770
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:49,660
Yeah.
771
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,660
And he's pulling the helicopter back, by the way.
772
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:52,340
Oh, that's right.
773
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:54,300
Yeah.
774
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,220
Yeah, see, this is the thing.
775
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,500
This is the ultimate thing we're talking about.
776
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,620
It's not even worth watching them anymore.
777
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,180
No, it's not.
778
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,260
They're literally a waste of time.
779
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:04,500
And it makes me mad, because I love this series.
780
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,980
As any current, any person, what is going on?
781
00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:08,900
It's been ruined, though.
782
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,140
It's not about the cars anymore.
783
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:10,700
No, it's not.
784
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,820
It's about some crazy stuff.
785
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:16,260
It's about stuff that doesn't even make sense.
786
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:19,300
Everything up until like four, because five could have never
787
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:22,620
happened, but everything up until four was realistic.
788
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,100
It could have happened.
789
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,700
Everything five and onward, I mean,
790
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,060
maybe five could happen if you're
791
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:29,820
thinking about dragging a bank vault through a metro area.
792
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:32,940
But like, what, two Dodge Chargers?
793
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,180
I mean, why not trucks?
794
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:36,020
No, modified Dodge Chargers.
795
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,060
By the way, they weren't even the same Dodge Chargers
796
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:38,820
that they stole.
797
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,460
The Dodge Chargers that they stole from the police station
798
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:42,580
were like the newer ones.
799
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:48,100
And then they used the old ones to steal.
800
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,180
Dude, I just, no, I can't.
801
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,140
I can't do it.
802
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,860
Paul did get that extra quarter million,
803
00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:55,460
or Brian got that extra quarter million.
804
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:56,420
He did from that race.
805
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,500
He did, which apparently Dom let him win.
806
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:02,060
But the whole point is that even up until seven,
807
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I was intrigued, because like, yeah, it was unrealistic,
808
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but it was entertaining.
809
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I mean, am I going to go see the new one?
810
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:07,980
Yeah.
811
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No, I'm not.
812
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I have.
813
00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:10,700
It's a waste of my money.
814
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,460
It is a waste of money.
815
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But I don't know.
816
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,260
I just, I want to see what I'm, because they let the,
817
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I stopped watching when Paul Walker passed away.
818
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,500
Bless his soul.
819
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,060
But I think on top, I thought what held that franchise
820
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together was him and Dom.
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But I don't think Dom, Eyre, or Vin Diesel
822
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hold it together quite as well without Paul Walker there now.
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00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:35,700
It was a really big turn-off.
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00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:38,940
Listen, Eyre, you're a smart guy.
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Would you recommend people watch this movie series like after seven?
826
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No.
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I don't think there's a point.
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If you like, if you like, OK, here's
829
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:50,500
how I'll describe the Fast and Furious franchise.
830
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It's talkable.
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Like, let's say, what's a really, really good movie
832
00:27:57,380 --> 00:28:00,140
that's just amazing?
833
00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,460
And Good Will Hunting.
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OK, good.
835
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,260
Oh, you want to do a classic.
836
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Good Will Hunting, Endgame, these are like high end dinner.
837
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:07,820
They're really good movies.
838
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Yeah.
839
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,660
Fast and Furious franchise?
840
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,820
Some talkable.
841
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,700
Or it's Roberto's Tacos Quick.
842
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,780
It's Roberto's Tacos Quick and Cheap.
843
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,900
Roberto, it's a Roberto burrito, California burrito,
844
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,700
at 3 o'clock in the morning after you've just
845
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,980
finished being at the club.
846
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:23,500
And you already know the next day is not going to be fun.
847
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That is the Fast and Furious franchise now.
848
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:28,140
What is going on?
849
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And I can't say that 11 is going to be any better.
850
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,340
Why?
851
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I think at this point, they're just doing it for the.
852
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I think that's all it is.
853
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:35,180
It's a sims grab.
854
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:35,820
It's just money.
855
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:37,620
Why do you need 11 movies in a franchise?
856
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:38,300
It's going to be 12.
857
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,140
It's going to be 12.
858
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,100
Transformers isn't even that bad.
859
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And they changed the main character halfway through.
860
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,980
Shyla Buff.
861
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:47,860
Hey, he's coming back.
862
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:48,900
He's on the rise again.
863
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:49,660
Yeah.
864
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,620
Well, Star Wars.
865
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:55,420
Oh, doesn't even get to this point.
866
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Again, a new hope.
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Don't even go past that.
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00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,460
Just watch the original one.
869
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,420
But still, my whole point is here
870
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is that maybe it's time to stop.
871
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,060
Yeah, it's definitely time to stop.
872
00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:12,900
I just don't understand.
873
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,940
I just don't get it.
874
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,540
They're going to stop, and then in five years,
875
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there's going to be a reboot franchise.
876
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I guarantee you.
877
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I'm done with reboots.
878
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Yeah.
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I'm watching.
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Here's how I'll describe the Fast and Furious franchise.
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It's Taco Bell.
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Third movie is like the black sheep of the movies,
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like Tokyo Drift and...
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People usually hate that movie.
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I like it.
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Hey, you'd say people hate Tokyo Drift.
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It's not as loved as the other ones.
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No, now it has it's made a comeback.
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Yeah, but when it came out, people were like,
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what is this, like,
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I think our Tokyo Drift is honestly a little overrated.
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Fast and Furious franchise?
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Some Taco Bell.
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Or it's Roberto's Tacos Quick.
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It's Roberto's Tacos Quick and Cheap.
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It's a Roberto Burrito, California Burrito,
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at three o'clock in the morning
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after you've just finished being at the club.
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And you already know the next day is not gonna be fun.
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That is the Fast and Furious franchise now.
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So with the new teaser out,
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their Fast and Furious 11,
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which I can't believe this franchise is even still alive
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after the 10th movie, but with the new release
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or the new teaser of the Fast and Furious 11 movie,
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I think it's worth talking about
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how unrealistic and horrible these movies have gotten,
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especially since the sixth or seventh one.
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So I don't wanna say they're all hilly,
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but we're gonna talk.
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I'm Aiden.
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I'm Evo.
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You're watching Accelerate.
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So Fast and Furious.
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Oh, what a joke.
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We're going on to the 11th movie,
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25 years in a franchise.
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I don't think other than Star Wars,
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there's been a franchise running this long.
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There has been.
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Oh.
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Friday the 13th.
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That and, okay, if you want, let's remove more movies.
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Oh, but like James Bond and stuff like that, of course,
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but like continuous movies with the same cast
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over and over again.
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We're going on 25.
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Yeah, it's just bad.
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Can we just agree that one through five, mostly realistic.
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I mean, five is a little crazy.
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It's just bank vault.
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The cross Rio is pretty insane,
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but past five, you know, six,
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having a tank chase you down.
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So, so.
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We got to back up because it started off realistic, right?
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Yeah.
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We knew these characters.
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We liked these characters.
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They built them up there.
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It's family, family, corona.
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It's just like the first movie was great.
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Love the first movie with the whole hijack thing
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with the civics and, you know,
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Brian's an undercover cop and all that.
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The cars were awesome, obviously.
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Second movie, I loved it, Miami.
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Vin Diesel wasn't present.
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It was just really Paul Walker, Brian,
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but we got introduced to like, and yeah, Tyrese.
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And, you know, it was a good movie.
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I enjoyed it.
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Of course, still racing.
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It started off with the iconic race with the skyline
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and all that stuff.
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Third movie is like the black sheep of the movies,
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like Tokyo drift and people usually hate that movie.
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I like it.
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Hate.
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You'd say people hate Tokyo drift.
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It's not as loved as the other ones.
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No, now it has it to me to come back.
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Yeah.
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But when it came out, people were like,
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what is this?
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Tokyo drift is honestly a little overrated.
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I think it's a great movie.
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I think it's the most actually car one out of all of them.
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It is the most car one out of all of them
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that focused more on the driving,
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the storyline of it all.
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But I think it's overrated because it takes place in Japan
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and because they're drifting for the entire movie
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and teaching.
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It's called Tokyo drift.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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But like, still, I think it's focused on the driving,
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which is great.
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And it's in Japan, which is great.
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The drift part of it's great.
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The cars are great.
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The RX-7, everything like that.
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Great.
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Han, they introduced Han.
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Great.
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You know, but,
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but,
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it lends to the story.
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Like it adds to the story.
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But I think it's not as good as let's say,
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I think five is out of all of them.
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I agree, five is my favorite one out of all of them too.
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But the third one is a really good movie.
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I like it.
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And I'm not just saying, I've always liked it.
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I'm not bandwagoning the movie
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because it's got a resurgence recently.
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I just genuinely think it's a good car movie.
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Like, you know, with the whole Mustang set up
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and how they put the RB26 in it,
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which people, if you were like an American,
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like car lover, you're like,
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oh, why is there an inline six in this Mustang?
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If you were a Japanese fan, you're like,
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why is there an inline six in this Mustang?
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But it was awesome because the car sounded awesome.
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It was cool.
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It was built.
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And then the fourth movie came around
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and I was like, okay, this movie's great.
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You know, we had a whole plot.
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Driving a skyline.
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Let it die.
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Or let it die.
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Driving a skyline up the side of a freaking embankment.
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We had the skyline aspect where he just drove it off.
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Through a fence.
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Through a fence and down like rafters and whatnot.
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But, you know, it was a cool movie.
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And then it was the whole plot of Dom trying to figure out
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who killed Letty and why and getting revenge.
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It was a good movie.
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And then Five came and I love it.
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That's my favorite one, Five.
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I love the plot behind it.
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You know, them running from the police.
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They broke out Dom from prison
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because he got caught at the end of Four.
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And they go to Rio and then they're just trying
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to do a small time job and then they get basically robbed
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by the, what do you call it, guy?
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Get betrayed by Reyes.
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You know, the banker or whatever,
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the guy that controls the cops.
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And then he just goes bashing crazy at the end of the movie.
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Two Dodge Chargers driving with a,
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like hauling a empty bank vault,
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which, spoiler, if you don't know, it's empty.
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Empty bank vault through Rio.
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Basically just destroying everything.
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Destroying everything.
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People die.
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Bank vault.
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You don't see them die, but people die.
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This is like-
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They literally died.
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It's just, it's crazy.
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Switching a bank vault in a garbage truck
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within like five seconds.
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Like, and I mean, at the end,
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we're gonna fling this bank vault off the side of the bridge
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and Dom's gonna jump out of the car
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just to the right end where he's fine and nothing happens.
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And then he's, you know, drives away happy and everything.
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And Hobbs doesn't check the bank vault before they leave.
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Like what?
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Yeah.
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Five got a little unrealistic.
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Six has a great intro though,
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when it recaps all the movie.
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Six has a great intro.
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That Wiz Khalifa song was awesome.
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Yeah.
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And then we just have, you know,
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completely inaccurate description of vehicles in it.
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Where Hobbs is like, he's gonna,
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he gets a bunch of E60 V10 M5s that,
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somehow they're all running with no issues.
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Yeah.
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Perfect cars.
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And then they're buying the cars.
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They're like gonna buy new cars.
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And then he goes,
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he goes, you can't just buy a bunch of brand new BMWs,
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which they were not brand new at that time.
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They were, in fact, there was another generation.
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And he's like, no,
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you can't talk bad about twin turbo V8 M5s.
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And I'm just like, like what?
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Like, what are you talking about?
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Like sure, the current generation,
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while the, when the movie came out,
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they were twin turbo F10 M5s.
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Yeah.
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The cars on screen were not twin turbo F10 M5s.
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They were V10s.
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Yeah, they were V10s.
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The flip car was super cool.
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Yeah, one of the Hobbs.
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Yeah, but I felt like that was so unrealistic.
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I mean, if the car can end up in GTA online,
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it's unrealistic.
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It's unrealistic.
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Well, here's the thing.
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They also said that it was a twin turbo diesel.
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It was a twin turbo diesel.
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I'm like, this doesn't sound like a diesel.
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No, it sounded like a 2.5 liter V8.
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It sounded like a road using an F,
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like an F1 car.
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Like an F1 car.
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I think they said it was using F1.
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I'm like, when have the F1 cars ever been diesel?
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Right, which does not make sense.
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But it would have been like a really small block V8.
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Something like less than three liters,
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because that thing had a really high pitch noise.
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It was screaming.
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No, it was an automatic.
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It was a real big car or that.
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But it was a really cool car.
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But super unrealistic.
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Again, if it can end up in GTA 5 online.
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That's why I'm going to Fast and Furious movie.
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And then at the end, driving a tank on an open road,
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and then Dom catching Letty, a bridge gap that's
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at least 10 feet wide, and landing on the windshield of a
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what?
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What was that?
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I don't know, some random car.
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Some random car, and then not being hurt at all,
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and getting up and walking away.
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Well, do you remember that he crashed his very rare Dodge
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Charger into the railing.
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Into the railing.
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A fighter to cross the bridge.
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And then somehow he flings out of the car
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at a perfect trajectory to catch her.
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Gravity doesn't play anything in this movie.
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Gravity is not a thing.
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Catches her, lands on his back on this windshield,
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and the windshield just cracks.
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Doesn't shatter, just cracks.
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And then they just get up and walk.
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Right, right, right.
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Because that makes sense.
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That makes so much sense.
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I guess we're just not going to talk about the fact
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that Letty's alive.
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Even though we saw in the Forks movie, she blew up.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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No, that makes 100% sense.
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That's when the movies went off the rails, is 6.
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Yeah.
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6 is when, and then the ending of the movie is.
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Yeah, the ending was.
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We're going to bring down this massive plane.
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Military plane.
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With an Alfa, no it wasn't, it was a Fiat 500 Abarth.
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No, no, no.
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Was there not a Fiat 500 Abarth?
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They were Dodge Chargers.
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They were Dodge Chargers.
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Well, OK, the Dodge Chargers.
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But I swear there was a Fiat 500 Abarth.
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Or was that in a later movie?
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I don't know.
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Maybe.
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I just think that we're going to take down
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the Peccules with eight engines.
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I swear it had eight engines.
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With some harpoon guns and some Dodge Chargers.
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With some harpoon guns and Dodge Chargers.
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That plane produces tens of thousands of pounds of thrust.
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And then at the end.
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500 pound Dodge Charger is not going
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to keep it on the ground.
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At the end, we're going to fight inside the plane.
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The plane's going to crash.
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It's going to blow up.
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But Dom is going to jump out of the nose of the plane
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with a Dodge Charger.
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Because of course, Dodge sponsored the movie.
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Dodge Charger doesn't blow up.
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By the way, the plane's on fire and blowing up at this point.
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And if you look at the scene right before this happens,
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inside the plane, there's a bunch of military crates
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with Humvees.
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How the hell did you jump over the Humvees
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to get through the front of the plane?
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Yeah.
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And then the car rolls and flips and blows up.
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Just gets up and walks out.
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OK.
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What?
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So six is unrealistic.
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Let's talk about seven.
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Oh, seven's even worse.
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God's eye.
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Well, I mean, that could be a thing.
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That's seven.
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Yeah, that could be a thing.
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God's eye could be a thing for all we know.
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Really?
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Is it?
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Parachuting in combat?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You're talking about the tool, like the spy software, where
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it can hack.
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Let's talk about how do they get it.
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Because they have to, what do you mean with a parachute?
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After a military cargo plane?
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Yeah, they parachute in cars out of a military cargo plane,
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land perfectly on a secluded mountain road with two.
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Which isn't straight.
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This isn't an airway.
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It's a, what's this?
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Back and forth to catch a bus full of trained militiamen
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to rescue the person who invented God's eye.
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I don't remember her name.
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Ramsey.
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Ramsey, who invented God's eye.
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And then for Dom to put Ramsey in the passenger seat
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back off the side of a cliff and then be OK,
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perfectly fine afterwards.
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That charger was destroyed by the way.
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Oh, yeah.
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100%.
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And they were perfectly fine.
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And they rolled for a long time.
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Yeah.
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That's probably at least 30 seconds of.
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Now, it's not that the software is unrealistic,
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because I'm sure there's something out there.
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All while Deckard Shaw is chasing them down to avenge
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his brother, we're at the very end.
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Hold on.
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Don't get to the end.
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You're skipping a lot of stuff that's
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very important to this movie.
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Let's just start at the beginning
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when they're at the funeral for Han.
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Oh, yeah.
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Which at that point, he wasn't alive again.
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Which we'll get to that in a second.
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We're going to crash a 1970 Plymouth Road Runner
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into a Maserati Ghibli head on.
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I thought it was a GT.
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No, it was a Maserati.
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And then we're going to hop out like nothing
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and just start fighting.
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Yep.
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Oh, I just wanted to get to the part
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where they were on the parking garage.
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Oh, no, that's at the end.
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Hold on.
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You're still skipping the biggest scene in the whole movie.
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And I get into a Lykan hypersport.
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Oh, you were going to jump for three sidekicks.
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Oh, by the way, before that, Vin Diesel
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lifted the Lykan by himself.
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Our wave like 3,200 pounds.
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So that Paul Walker can get underneath and install
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a hacking chip.
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He's bench pressing.
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And they white literally a car.
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They effectively hotwired a 105 car
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and then jumped it from building to building in Dubai.
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And then jumped out at the last minute
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so that the car falls off the side of the building.
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But they're fine.
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Yep.
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They jumped a hypercar building to building at least 50 stories
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up and then survived.
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Right.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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I mean, Rhonda Rousey was in those movies.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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She fought a lady.
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Well, not a main villain, but she was like the villain.
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Because she's a villain woman actress.
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She was the like protege to like the main villain.
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To the main villain.
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But here's the thing.
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Let's talk about this part.
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So you talked about the parking garage, right?
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Yeah.
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Where at the end it all falls down.
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That's true.
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What about the part where there's an Aston Martin
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DBS and a Dodge Charger driving again.
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And here we go again.
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He presses a button.
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And then the Dodge Charger floors it.
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No, he doesn't press a button.
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He just downshifts and floors it.
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Oh, that's right.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And it does a mid-wheelie.
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At 70 miles an hour, it does a wheelie.
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And then he crashes into it.
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He saw it off shotgun and shoots from the car.
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He puts it down.
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I'm not, I'm not, that wasn't even the part I was in on.
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And he could have beat him.
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He could have beat Decker Char right there to there.
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But he goes, family and the streets don't fight with guns.
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Well, to roll this gun about the part where Dom gets out
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of the car and he either stomps or hits the ground
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with a wrench and shatters the asphalt on the parking garage.
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No, he kicked it.
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He kicked it.
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He literally kicked it.
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And it shattered the asphalt on the parking garage.
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Cars could get in wrecks.
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You know what didn't shatter the asphalt in the parking garage?
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The Dodge Charger nailing the Aston Martin.
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But some guy who weighs 225 pounds.
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Kicks it.
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Stomps it.
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And all of a sudden, you can.
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I think you're forgetting to mention that Vin Diesel
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or Dom Raredo is actual Superman.
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Clearly, if you can break asphalt with a stomp
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and some, like, what in the world is going on?
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Well, the part where they're driving
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and they have the girl, Ramsey, in the GTR.
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Yeah, and then they switch it from the GT.
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They switch her into another car.
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And then they somehow jump out of that car into another one.
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And then the missile, at that exact moment,
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hits the GTR and blows it up.
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A classic GTR, by the way.
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No, no.
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Oh, I thought it was an original Skyline.
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R35.
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Was it an R35?
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Yeah.
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I swear they were using.
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That was an R5.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I swear it was an R35.
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But then she swapped into one of those Skylines.
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It was into a, what do you call it, into like an old Dodge.
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Or maybe it was a Datsun or something.
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No, no, no.
461
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No, no, no.
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Trust me.
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Trust me.
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I'm remembering the scene in my head right now.
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But nonetheless, then at the end, we're going to all,
466
00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:00,180
you know, the parking garage is going to collapse.
467
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:00,740
Yeah.
468
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,860
He's going to try to drive through with a car that,
469
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,500
by the way, he just rammed his engine into another car.
470
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,100
He will physically ram the engine.
471
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,260
No oil leaks, no nothing.
472
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:11,900
Driving this car down a park garage, hair crush collapses.
473
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:16,060
He's somehow not crushed by millions of pounds of Debris.
474
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:16,780
Yeah.
475
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,820
Letty comes over and she goes, I remember.
476
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:21,100
And then he wakes up.
477
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,260
Disney movies aren't that crazy.
478
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,620
OK, let's move on to Eight.
479
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,140
Oh, god.
480
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:26,980
Fate of the Furious.
481
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:27,300
Yes.
482
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,940
Arguably one of the worst in the whole franchise.
483
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,820
How do you start the movie?
484
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:30,340
Oh, yeah.
485
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:34,660
By the way, we're going to race my cousin's 1940s Chevy
486
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,140
against this other guy's 1940s Chevy
487
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:40,700
because we're arguing he was a better racer.
488
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,420
And then the vacuum line off of your engine
489
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,900
to create a makeshift turbo is not how that works.
490
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,180
Don't ever do that.
491
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:51,420
Your engine will just turn off and sputter out.
492
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:53,940
What about the part where he put knots in it
493
00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:55,620
and it caught on fire and then he flung it?
494
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,060
And it kept going.
495
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:58,940
It kept going.
496
00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,460
It was on fire.
497
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,100
It didn't blow up.
498
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,780
But it blew up right when he hopped out.
499
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,940
And then at the end, the guy offers him the keys to his car
500
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:08,820
because they race for pinks and he keeps the car.
501
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:09,700
Back to the worst hit.
502
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,780
And his cousin goes, dude, what about my car?
503
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,780
Yeah.
504
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,660
Well, then let's get to the part where Dom,
505
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,100
as a kid all of a sudden, of course, this is the kid
506
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:17,580
with the police.
507
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,220
The cop girl.
508
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,380
The cop girl from Five.
509
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:25,300
This other woman kidnaps the child and the mother.
510
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,420
Right.
511
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:32,860
And gets Dom onto a supermassive jet
512
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:37,100
that the bad girl uses as her headquarters, which
513
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:37,900
never lands in them.
514
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,420
Which never lands.
515
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,060
Never lands.
516
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,780
There is no scene of them taking off or anything,
517
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:42,780
which of course they would have to.
518
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,380
That's implied.
519
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,780
But still never lands.
520
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:52,220
And she is using God's eye to try and track everything.
521
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,460
And at the very end, there's a nuclear.
522
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:55,980
Hold on.
523
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,540
You're skipping a lot of parts.
524
00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,420
I'm just talking about the biggest blunders.
525
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,660
So there's a part in the movie where
526
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:06,660
Dom is driving a 1971 Plymouth GTX, which is a cool car.
527
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,500
All of a sudden, he gets surrounded by his whole old team.
528
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,180
AMG GTX.
529
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,340
Fucking what is it called?
530
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:18,620
The gold Gallardo that Tyrese is driving.
531
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,660
It's just a bunch of other crazy cars, right?
532
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,980
They all hook onto them with harpoons.
533
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,380
But this American muscle Plymouth GTX
534
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:26,580
just destroys all the other cars.
535
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:27,580
Yeah, drags them along.
536
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,580
Whatever they want.
537
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,860
Against a over 500 horsepower Lamborghini and an over 500
538
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:37,780
or a near 500 horsepower Mercedes.
539
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,380
But I think the Rock was driving one of his.
540
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:45,620
Oh, and yeah, the massive, again, straight out of GTA
541
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:51,460
online militant trucks that Plymouth
542
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:55,180
was able to pull three of those cars.
543
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,540
Over 10,000 pounds worth of cars.
544
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,540
An F-150 can't pull that.
545
00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:02,460
So I don't know how much torque.
546
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:05,180
If you remember the first movie, it makes so much torque.
547
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,420
Twist the chest.
548
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,180
Filming off the line.
549
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:09,700
I get it.
550
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,060
It was body on frame back then.
551
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,980
But come on, it doesn't need to be like that.
552
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,500
But the eighth movie is crazy.
553
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,300
Because then at the end, the ice charger,
554
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,660
which is like another Dodge Charger that
555
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,940
has this built up drive on ice.
556
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,060
And all of a sudden, there's a nuclear submarine
557
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:26,500
that they hijacked, a Russian nuclear submarine,
558
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:33,580
that Dom somehow brings down with his charger.
559
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,020
Man, I got to go buy a Dodge Charger.
560
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,540
That scene reminded me.
561
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:40,220
That scene reminded me of a Resident Evil movie.
562
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,460
I think it was Retribution.
563
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:46,700
At the very end, they're fighting on ice
564
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,020
outside of a nuclear submarine.
565
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,060
It's like they ripped it straight out
566
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,260
of a Resident Evil movie.
567
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,020
Because that's literally what they did.
568
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,180
It was like the same scene.
569
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,060
That's what it reminded me of.
570
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,220
And then Hobbes, the two Hobbes brothers,
571
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,460
rest Dom's son from the plane.
572
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,100
Which there's a whole military force.
573
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,100
And these are just two guys, by the way,
574
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,700
that somehow get on this plane.
575
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,860
Which I think they skydive into the plane, which I
576
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,060
don't know how that makes sense.
577
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,180
But whatever.
578
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,980
They get on this plane, kill a whole army.
579
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:17,740
And then at the end, when they're about to skydive
580
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,660
with a three month old infant, Shaw
581
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:24,940
puts some noise canceling Beats headphones
582
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:27,740
on the baby, jumps out of the plane with the baby.
583
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:28,900
While music's playing in the background.
584
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,220
While music is playing.
585
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,580
And everything's fine.
586
00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,060
Yeah.
587
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:35,300
Should we move on to nine?
588
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,060
It gets worse.
589
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:36,540
Han's back.
590
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,180
Somehow.
591
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,460
Yeah, Han's back, by the way.
592
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,900
Apparently he didn't die when he fell off a plane.
593
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:41,660
No, no, no, no, no.
594
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:42,140
Not that.
595
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:42,780
That wasn't it.
596
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:43,660
That was Giselle.
597
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,260
Oh, that was Giselle.
598
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:44,780
That's right.
599
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,820
Han died when a fairly Shaw rammed into his RX-7,
600
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,900
with the S-Class.
601
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:49,420
Yeah.
602
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,060
And then it blew up.
603
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,220
Yeah, that's how Han died.
604
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,740
But apparently he crawled out just in time or something.
605
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,380
Or even though it showed in the movie
606
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:59,180
that it exploded as he was inside the car.
607
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:02,180
Died with the car upside down.
608
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,620
Because wait, hold on.
609
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,060
That was a deep cut back to a different movie, right?
610
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:11,620
When Han died because of what?
611
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:15,100
Something that a Shaw rammed side, like T-bones him
612
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:15,820
with the RX-7.
613
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,460
Yes, but there was a deep cut back to another movie.
614
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,300
Oh, what do you mean?
615
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:19,860
Yes, it was.
616
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,860
That scene was in a different movie.
617
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:22,820
What are you talking about?
618
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:27,660
There was the movies do not line up in order chronologic.
619
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,260
No, they don't.
620
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:33,660
So it goes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 3.
621
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,620
No, no, no, no.
622
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,860
Tokyo Drift is after 6.
623
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,340
No, no.
624
00:20:36,340 --> 00:20:37,140
Yeah, it's after 6.
625
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,460
1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 3, 7, 8, 9.
626
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,820
Yes, and then now 10.
627
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,340
Because, yep, that's how it goes.
628
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,780
It was a deep cut back to another.
629
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:46,340
Yeah.
630
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:49,340
So nonetheless, whatever.
631
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:49,940
He's just back.
632
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,220
He's just back.
633
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:51,980
What else happens?
634
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:52,580
Oh, yeah.
635
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,260
The biggest thing in the movie, we're
636
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,860
going to strap two jet engines to the back of a Fiero.
637
00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:00,340
And we're going to go to space.
638
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:03,140
And then come back safely.
639
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:06,100
They spend millions, billions of dollars developing rockets.
640
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,580
I get Taj is smart.
641
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,660
And Ramsey is smart.
642
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,420
They didn't build the rocket car, though.
643
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:14,260
That was built by the guy from Fast and Furious 3,
644
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,980
Bow Wow and Sean.
645
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:16,980
They built that car.
646
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:20,980
Yeah, well, they're definitely not smart.
647
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,620
So I don't know where these guys came from.
648
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,420
The government spent billions of dollars
649
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:28,140
to develop rockets that can withstand the pressure coming
650
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:30,060
back into the atmosphere and the heat.
651
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:33,740
But this Fiero, some 25-year-old,
652
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:37,580
can build a rocket without any knowledge of astrophysics
653
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:40,580
and launch it into space, strapping two jet engines that
654
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,220
create thousands of pounds worth thrust.
655
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,020
One, let me tell you something.
656
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:52,380
The escape velocity of Earth's gravity is 25,000 miles per hour,
657
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:52,900
I think.
658
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,260
Or maybe it's a different measurement.
659
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,220
It's 25,000 something.
660
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,660
You would tear a Pontiac Fiero apart
661
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:00,900
if you were going that fast.
662
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:03,260
Hey, GM must have built that car like he's known him all.
663
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,180
Literally, GM did some really, really good.
664
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,540
Built out of titanium.
665
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:07,620
I get it's a movie.
666
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,780
But that is the most unrealistic part of it.
667
00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,500
I was just sitting there thinking
668
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,980
that thing would be in pieces.
669
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,300
Yeah, yeah.
670
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,020
Not to mention when you come back.
671
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:16,700
I don't remember.
672
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,300
Did it catch on fire when they came back on?
673
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,420
I don't remember, dude.
674
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,660
I watched that movie, and I've never
675
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,700
wanted to watch it again.
676
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,260
Or we could go on about the John Cena part.
677
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,220
Which one was that?
678
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,220
Was that in 10?
679
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:26,820
No, that's 9.
680
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:27,580
Where he's playing villain.
681
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,140
Yeah, he's playing villain.
682
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,220
All of it.
683
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:33,020
All of it.
684
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,620
What, Dom's brother?
685
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:35,940
Yeah.
686
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:39,100
Wow, that came out of nowhere.
687
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,180
Mia's back.
688
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:40,820
Yep.
689
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:42,380
And it's explained that Paul Walker's not there
690
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,580
because he's taking care of the kids.
691
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,220
Yep.
692
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:49,780
That's how they explained it.
693
00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:52,700
Even though there's another movie franchise that he was
694
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,060
always one of the integral parts of the entire cult.
695
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,380
I would have rather you, I mean, not
696
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,780
to disrespect Paul Walker's legacy,
697
00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:02,340
but I would rather you just took Paul Walker's brother in that
698
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:06,100
looks a lot like Paul and tried to fake it that way
699
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,980
rather than bringing back his wife and saying,
700
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:10,580
well, he's taking care of the kid.
701
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,100
No.
702
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:12,420
Why?
703
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:17,420
And then finally, we got to talk about the just garbage fire.
704
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,980
That is 10.
705
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,940
I never passed X or what, so this is all you.
706
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,980
Oh, I watched it, unfortunately.
707
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:25,740
So the backstory is, and if I'm spoiling this for you,
708
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,260
I'm sorry.
709
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:27,460
It's been about a year and a half.
710
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:28,620
You should have seen the movie by now.
711
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,380
Yeah, I don't care.
712
00:23:29,380 --> 00:23:32,500
If you care to see it, don't see it.
713
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,220
Save yourself money, or if it's free,
714
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:37,620
save yourself your IQ and your brain cells.
715
00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:41,980
So 5, they kill Raz at the end.
716
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,580
This guy is Reyes' son.
717
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:46,540
He's the main villain, which is a flashback to 5.
718
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,100
And apparently, he's in all the scenes,
719
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,740
which if you watch 5, he's in none of the scenes.
720
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:55,620
It's Reyes' son that is pissed off that Dom killed his dad
721
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:59,460
and made him go broke because they took all his money.
722
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:03,340
Now he's back, and he's exacting Rebet.
723
00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:06,300
And he's got all this power, like all this crazy stuff
724
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:09,460
that he can just destroy stuff.
725
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,500
Dom's whole world comes crashing down.
726
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:12,900
I honestly don't remember many parts of it.
727
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,900
The one thing I remember that really pissed me off
728
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,340
was the end of the movie where Dom drives down
729
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:23,140
a dam with the charger, and then it just cuts to black.
730
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:25,940
Because that's part one, and it's going to be a three-part movie
731
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:28,740
series, and that's it.
732
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,900
There's like a nuclear explosion, I think, or something.
733
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,700
I just can't remember.
734
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,500
The fast-fied cast, so I can remember what this Reyes
735
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,460
guy looks like.
736
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,700
He's the Brazilian guy, like the main villain.
737
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,700
Is it?
738
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,020
Oh, that's right, yes.
739
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,340
Yeah.
740
00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:43,980
And his son is played by Jason Momoa.
741
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,140
That's the main villain.
742
00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,820
That's why I didn't watch it.
743
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,740
You don't like Jason Momoa?
744
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:49,700
No, I like Jason Momoa.
745
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:54,420
But it's just introducing all these new A-list actors
746
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,580
to roles I don't think they fit.
747
00:24:56,580 --> 00:25:01,100
Yeah, and then Jason Momoa is not Brazilian, by the way.
748
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:04,020
He's American Samoan.
749
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,660
So.
750
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,580
And then there's one movie we missed out,
751
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:10,180
which is I've never even seen this movie.
752
00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:11,980
It's Hobbs and Shaw.
753
00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:13,380
I've never seen it.
754
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:17,140
I've seen the part where the McLaren goes under the truck.
755
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:17,940
I've seen the motor.
756
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,220
I've seen the part where they're going
757
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,780
to fight a whole military army with guns
758
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:25,620
and everything with spears.
759
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,460
I never watched it.
760
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,860
This is some kind of Deadly Warrior-style movies.
761
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,900
Like, what's going on?
762
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:30,580
I don't know.
763
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:32,260
So let me tell you how it goes.
764
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:35,260
So at the end of this movie, there
765
00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:37,300
is a harpoon again that's involved,
766
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:43,180
where Dwayne The Rock Johnson is shirtless and oiled up,
767
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:46,020
holding an Apache attack helicopter
768
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,300
as it's trying to fly away.
769
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,860
He's holding it down with one hand.
770
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:49,660
Yeah.
771
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,660
And he's pulling the helicopter back, by the way.
772
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:52,340
Oh, that's right.
773
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:54,300
Yeah.
774
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,220
Yeah, see, this is the thing.
775
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,500
This is the ultimate thing we're talking about.
776
00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,620
It's not even worth watching them anymore.
777
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,180
No, it's not.
778
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,260
They're literally a waste of time.
779
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:04,500
And it makes me mad, because I love this series.
780
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,980
As any current, any person, what is going on?
781
00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:08,900
It's been ruined, though.
782
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,140
It's not about the cars anymore.
783
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:10,700
No, it's not.
784
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,820
It's about some crazy stuff.
785
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:16,260
It's about stuff that doesn't even make sense.
786
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:19,300
Everything up until like four, because five could have never
787
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:22,620
happened, but everything up until four was realistic.
788
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,100
It could have happened.
789
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,700
Everything five and onward, I mean,
790
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,060
maybe five could happen if you're
791
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:29,820
thinking about dragging a bank vault through a metro area.
792
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:32,940
But like, what, two Dodge Chargers?
793
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,180
I mean, why not trucks?
794
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:36,020
No, modified Dodge Chargers.
795
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,060
By the way, they weren't even the same Dodge Chargers
796
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:38,820
that they stole.
797
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,460
The Dodge Chargers that they stole from the police station
798
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:42,580
were like the newer ones.
799
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:48,100
And then they used the old ones to steal.
800
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,180
Dude, I just, no, I can't.
801
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,140
I can't do it.
802
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,860
Paul did get that extra quarter million,
803
00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:55,460
or Brian got that extra quarter million.
804
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:56,420
He did from that race.
805
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,500
He did, which apparently Dom let him win.
806
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:02,060
But the whole point is that even up until seven,
807
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:04,820
I was intrigued, because like, yeah, it was unrealistic,
808
00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:05,820
but it was entertaining.
809
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,100
I mean, am I going to go see the new one?
810
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:07,980
Yeah.
811
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:09,180
No, I'm not.
812
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:09,580
I have.
813
00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:10,700
It's a waste of my money.
814
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,460
It is a waste of money.
815
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:12,020
But I don't know.
816
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,260
I just, I want to see what I'm, because they let the,
817
00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:18,300
I stopped watching when Paul Walker passed away.
818
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,500
Bless his soul.
819
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,060
But I think on top, I thought what held that franchise
820
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,780
together was him and Dom.
821
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:29,140
But I don't think Dom, Eyre, or Vin Diesel
822
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:34,340
hold it together quite as well without Paul Walker there now.
823
00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:35,700
It was a really big turn-off.
824
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:38,940
Listen, Eyre, you're a smart guy.
825
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:42,700
Would you recommend people watch this movie series like after seven?
826
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:43,820
No.
827
00:27:43,820 --> 00:27:46,060
I don't think there's a point.
828
00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:48,180
If you like, if you like, OK, here's
829
00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:50,500
how I'll describe the Fast and Furious franchise.
830
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,380
It's talkable.
831
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:57,380
Like, let's say, what's a really, really good movie
832
00:27:57,380 --> 00:28:00,140
that's just amazing?
833
00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,460
And Good Will Hunting.
834
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:02,020
OK, good.
835
00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:03,260
Oh, you want to do a classic.
836
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:06,740
Good Will Hunting, Endgame, these are like high end dinner.
837
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:07,820
They're really good movies.
838
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,140
Yeah.
839
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,660
Fast and Furious franchise?
840
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,820
Some talkable.
841
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:13,700
Or it's Roberto's Tacos Quick.
842
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,780
It's Roberto's Tacos Quick and Cheap.
843
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,900
Roberto, it's a Roberto burrito, California burrito,
844
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,700
at 3 o'clock in the morning after you've just
845
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,980
finished being at the club.
846
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:23,500
And you already know the next day is not going to be fun.
847
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,260
That is the Fast and Furious franchise now.
848
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:28,140
What is going on?
849
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,460
And I can't say that 11 is going to be any better.
850
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,340
Why?
851
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:33,380
I think at this point, they're just doing it for the.
852
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,420
I think that's all it is.
853
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:35,180
It's a sims grab.
854
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:35,820
It's just money.
855
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:37,620
Why do you need 11 movies in a franchise?
856
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:38,300
It's going to be 12.
857
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,140
It's going to be 12.
858
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,100
Transformers isn't even that bad.
859
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,380
And they changed the main character halfway through.
860
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,980
Shyla Buff.
861
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:47,860
Hey, he's coming back.
862
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:48,900
He's on the rise again.
863
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:49,660
Yeah.
864
00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,620
Well, Star Wars.
865
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:55,420
Oh, doesn't even get to this point.
866
00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:58,860
Again, a new hope.
867
00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,020
Don't even go past that.
868
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,460
Just watch the original one.
869
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,420
But still, my whole point is here
870
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:06,260
is that maybe it's time to stop.
871
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,060
Yeah, it's definitely time to stop.
872
00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:12,900
I just don't understand.
873
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,940
I just don't get it.
874
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,540
They're going to stop, and then in five years,
875
00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:16,980
there's going to be a reboot franchise.
876
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:19,300
I guarantee you.
877
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,420
I'm done with reboots.
878
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:20,940
Yeah.
879
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:25,700
I'm watching.
