Ep. 568 - Surviving Summer Water Parks & Amusement Parks as a Dad | Working Perspectives Podcast

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How diddly do and welcome to the Working
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Perspective podcast episode 568
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for dads by dads. Tonight on the show,
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we're going over something fun,
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something adventurous, and for dads
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ultimately dangerous. That's right,
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we're talking about going to water parks
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and amusement parks
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>> [music]
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>> with your little bastard children. It's
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rough, it's tough, and only the strong
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survive. And we're going to get through
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this thing together as we always do. But
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I'm not alone tonight. I'm accompanied
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by the one and only Batman South Bendy
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Paddalini Burn Podcasty and the most
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handsome bastard with the stinkiest
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fingers in town, the one and only Liam
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Reece. So let's get into it. We're
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talking water parks and amusement parks
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and how they've changed our lives
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forever.
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Let's get started. Let's go.
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All right, fellas. As always, we're
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knocking them dead here. Lot of fun
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tonight. We're talking water parks and
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amusement parks. Three dads, three
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different points of view. All right, so
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let's get it started. I'm going to start
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off here. We got to start with the
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pregame, as always. One thing I love
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that my wife does, she is the queen of
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the paperwork. And I'll tell you, I hate
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paperwork. I hate it. I don't just hate
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it, I despise it. But she's big on like
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ordering the tickets ahead of time,
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printing them out, having them ready to
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go, sending backup screenshots of
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everything, right? And being ready like
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we have lunches packed, we have snacks
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packed, we have extra clothes packed, we
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have water packed. I'm like, all right,
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I'll carry all this heavy [ __ ] just
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tell me where. Just get it and I'll pack
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it and carry it to wherever you want. So
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it's fun as a team when you have someone
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who does is the, you know, the busy
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work, which I love. But, Liam, I'm going
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to you. Not only are you, you know, you
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got a preteen on your hand, but you're
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doing this solo dolo, baby. Talk to me.
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Is packing for two easy, but packing for
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your 11-year-old is a minefield? Like
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>> It's not horrible. Yeah, it's it's not
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horrible. I've never I never
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print the tickets, like you were saying.
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I never really do that. Uh but
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we usually, you know, I have them saved
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on my phone and stuff. And I'll You're
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right, I'll take a couple pictures as a
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backup in case the app wallet don't work
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or whatever. And
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>> Yeah.
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>> a couple times I would I've Well, a
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couple times when we're at like Sesame
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Place, I've packed a lunch and then kept
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it in the cooler and then go to the car
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for it and everything. But I mean,
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usually there's two of us, so it's not
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Obviously, it's more expensive than
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regular times, but it's not that crazy
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with only two people. So, I usually just
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But a lot of times we will leave the
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park to get because because the park it
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it most of the time it is really
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disappointing, the food. So, you're If
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you're spending To me, if you're
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spending that much, they'll usually
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stamp your hand and let you back in. So,
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you should just leave the park and get
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lunch somewhere outside the park then
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just reenter. So, I don't really bring
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the lunch anymore. Cuz usually there's
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like a kick-ass sandwich shop or a diner
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nearby or something. And
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>> I like this idea.
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>> check out online to see like, "Yo, where
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are the spots?"
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>> local hotspot? Yeah.
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>> Honestly,
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at this point, skip the fast food. It
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costs as much as anything else. You can
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go You can go to Mom and Pop now, and
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you're in generally [clears throat] a
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new area, so you might eat the most the
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best slice of pizza you've ever had
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because Or you might get like, "Yo, this
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town has a sandwich you would never
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believe. You know what I mean? Stuff
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like that.
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>> Yeah.
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>> One of the things I like to do is I
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reach out to the Godfather of meat,
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friend of the show, friend of the show,
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former guest of the show, Mike Finelli.
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Who he's a food influencer on Instagram.
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He's a friend of the show. And he'll
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tell you like we'll be like I remember
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one time I was like, "Hey, we're down at
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the shore in LBI." He's and we were
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like, "What's the pizza to get down
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here? We got to buy pizza for
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everybody."
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>> he told us he's like, "Go to this place
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in this town." And we're like done. And
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we went and got it and it was they had
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one.
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>> That's such a huge guy.
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>> they had like
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it was like a clams casino pizza. It was
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[ __ ] slamming, dude.
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>> Clams casino pizza, that is interesting.
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>> It is. It was I was like on the fence
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with it, but it was [ __ ] I don't know if
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it's clams casino, but it was something
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with clams. But it was so [ __ ] it was
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awesome.
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>> There was a place when we lived in
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Fairmount that was like a little bit
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closer to the city, but they delivered.
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I can't remember the name of it. They
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had like a clam scampi pizza and it was
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like you'd never think it was going to
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be good.
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>> Right. And it was it was like
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>> It was [ __ ] baller.
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>> Stupid good.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah. Plus the pizza down at the shore
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is not bad cuz the bread is like, you
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know, more airy.
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>> good water. Good water.
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>> Yeah, they got the good water.
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>> humid
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>> Right?
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>> Burn, tell me what is your
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So, Burn, tell me what is your pre-game
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plans for when you're doing your you
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know, getting ready cuz like you got the
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kids like, you know, do you coordinate
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with your ex at all and stress about
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making sure you get the fun weekend or
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whatever like or do you fear like the
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returning the kids like to to your ex
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like sunburned and exhausted and whacked
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up on funnel cake? Like what are we
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doing?
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>> No, cuz they get like, you know, she's,
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you know, she's a person, too. Like they
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get sunburned and exhausted and whacked
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up on funnel cake there as well. Um
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It was you know,
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when when I was still married it was
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easy cuz we lived in York. We were like
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40 minutes away from Hershey. So, we
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still to make the Hershey trip once a
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year. And then I realized like and we
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did like Sesame Place. And but the boy
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like immediately as soon as he was big
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enough for any ride, he wants to go on
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that ride. So, then we found like
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Hershey we could actually as like a
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6-year-old he actually could get some
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like he gets some rides in Hershey. You
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know what I mean? Like he gets some
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rides in Hershey. But he he can get some
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run.
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Um but Hershey's a crazy Hershey's
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expensive and it's packed and there's a
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ton of stuff to do
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>> How big is Hershey?
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>> Hershey's big. Hershey's a big
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park. Like
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>> When I was counting my steps by the time
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we were done, it was like 20 miles in 2
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days you walked.
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>> Damn.
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Damn.
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>> It was like 12 It was 12 It was 12 on
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the first day and then eight the second
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day cuz we had a better lay of the land
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so you weren't you know, you weren't
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doubling back as many times where you're
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like, we want to go to this ride. Oh, we
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went the wrong way. And the second day
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you know where stuff is so you're so
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it's a little bit less.
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>> Damn. All right.
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>> But it It was It was good It was good
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early because my son like they have a
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water park, too. So, my son could go to
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the water park and my daughter she was
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just a baby
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they had a splash pad. You know what I
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mean? Like a huge splash pad with like
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it would rain on you water would shoot
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up. So, she could be like 1 years old
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walking around there having the absolute
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time of her life for
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>> So, Hershey has water and amusement?
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Like it's got
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>> Absolutely.
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>> Oh, I didn't know that. So, it's kind of
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like Sesame Place then.
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>> It's called the Boardwalk there.
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>> Oh.
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>> Yeah.
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>> All right. I'm going to have to take a
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run at Hershey.
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>> Dude, you should.
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>> It's It's pricey but it is it's like you
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get your money's
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>> Yeah, pretty worth it.
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>> I mean, dude, I'm at the So, let's talk
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about this, too. I want to talk about
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this. So, we have to do something for me
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cuz I got you know, me and the wife is
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it's like a parent swap, right? Like we
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do like the rider switch, you know what
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I mean? Like if it's if there's someone
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going on the ride with the kid, it's
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always me. Which I'm for. You know what
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I mean? Like I want to be on there. But
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like what do you do when you have to go
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on the ride with someone and the other
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one can't or isn't tall enough? Like
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you're kind of at an impasse. Like Burn,
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for you, you got two. You know?
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>> I'm [ __ ] out of luck right now. Man, I'm
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[ __ ] out of luck with the amusement
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parks right now. Um
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>> Either you're watching him and waiting,
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right?
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>> can't can't do it, right? Because I
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would need unless I have another person
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or like so I'll wait till like um
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>> You should bring Pilats with you. Does
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he do Pilatsky? Does he do an amusement
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park?
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>> Uh not really. No.
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>> He seems like a chode that wouldn't do
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roller coasters cuz it upsets his little
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tum-tum.
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>> I think he does but he's just he doesn't
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get out and do much. What I'll what I'll
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what I'm doing now is
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>> He can chode. He can chode. He can
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chode.
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>> I can
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So now I wait, right? So I'm going to
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wait till like Sue's taking her kids or
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like Gallagher's taking his kids.
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>> Smart. Smart. Double down. Now he's got
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a body.
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>> Well, cuz with a 9-year-old and a
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4-year-old, what am I going to do? I'm
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going to go on all the rides with her
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and then he's going to have to do
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everything by himself that he wants to
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do. So I can't bring her on. Like that's
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not fair. That's not cool.
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>> That's not fun.
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>> The the the place where this meeting is
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going to be and as it should be, the
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amusement park I cut my teeth on growing
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up which was Knoebels Grove
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uh amusement park. So it's like 45
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minutes away from the house. It's a
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little bit up here. Have you guys ever
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been Have you guys ever been to
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Knoebels?
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>> No, I hear great things about it though.
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>> So we would have a day like for our
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school be like and on like the last day
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of school it would just be like a blow
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off and everyone would just go to
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Knoebels. Like hey, we're having
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Knoebels day.
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But here's the thing about Knoebels.
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There is no entry fee for the park.
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>> Okay.
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>> You buy tickets
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and you go on the rides you want or pay
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for the food you want. You don't have to
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pay a dollar to get into the park. And
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the other thing about Knoebels is they
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have campgrounds. So when we were kids
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we would go up there, you go to one of
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park in one of the campgrounds, they
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have grill set up. So anytime you want
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you can leave the park, make some
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burgers, make some dogs,
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bring your own [ __ ]
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>> Dude, that's a [ __ ] like dude, that's
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a time right there, babe. Yeah, you get
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a whole set of [ __ ] camping.
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>> And they have like they have like little
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cabins and stuff too. You can get a
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cabin.
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>> So you can like whack up like it's
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almost like a double trip cuz you're
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getting camping in with your [ __ ]
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amusement park. Do they have water rides
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too or is it just amuse?
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>> They don't have a full water They have
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like a log flume and stuff. They don't
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have like a full water park.
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>> That's all you need. That's all you need
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is the flume.
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>> They got a good flume. But here's the
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thing too.
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It makes a lot of sense especially if
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you have a little one. Like you one of
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you can stay in the park with your
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daughter and the other one if you got a
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cabin could take your son home for his
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nap.
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And like chill out for two hours and
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only be like 15 minutes away from like
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finding you whenever you want.
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>> babe. You're thinking married.
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>> Sure. Sure. But right now I got to wait
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for like another friend who has kids to
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go to a park cuz I can't I can't in good
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conscience be like, "All right, we're
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here. Now son, go on everything by
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yourself and then come on the kiddie
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ride with me and your sister." Like
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that's not
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>> Also, you want to enjoy it with them
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too, you know?
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>> Yeah. And his mom is a bit of a roller
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coaster junkie.
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>> Oh, Knoebels has some roller coasters,
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dude. Oh yeah, dude. This one
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called Impulse. This one called Impulse
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looks pretty serious.
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>> Do they have any wooden coasters at all?
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>> No, this one's metal. This one's metal.
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>> Dude, I'll tell you a wooden coaster at
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that [ __ ] time.
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>> I believe they have the oldest wooden
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coaster in the United States.
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>> Damn.
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So I'm going to be I'm going to be
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honest. When it comes to rides, I'm not
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really like that's that doesn't really
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uh
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ease my
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>> your pickle there, huh?
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>> Hey, hey, we have the oldest one here.
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Like
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>> I'm telling you right now.
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>> [laughter]
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>> I kind of want to be new and sturdy, you
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know?
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>> It's literally the first roller coaster.
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Come on, super sick.
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>> coaster was by pioneers.
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>> Yeah.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Yeah, yeah, that's not a selling point.
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We have the oldest roller coaster. Like,
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buddy, they need to upgrade these things
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cuz they break, you know.
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>> No, they have lost We haven't had a
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death in 12 years. They have some decent
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stuff, but [laughter] it's it's like the
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ultimate like great place if you're
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going with a bunch of people. Like, if
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kids don't want to do [ __ ] then you're
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not paying for them to do [ __ ]
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>> Make a day of it. You can hang You can
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be the person that hangs out at the
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campground, do your [ __ ] You can go
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hit the park. You can whack down. You
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can Yeah.
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>> know, your kid gets a little
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overstimulated cuz you've been there
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since 9:00, it's 2:00, go back to the
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campground, eat a hot dog, chill for 45
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minutes, come back, hit the log flume.
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Okay, now we've reset.
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>> They got something called a They got
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something called a wooden bobsled
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coaster.
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Like, you ride on it, it's got wheels,
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and you hit the turns and [ __ ]
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, it's awesome, dude.
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>> Knoebels rules, and it's it's the
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cheapest
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>> Fun food and fantasy
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>> roller coaster experience you can have
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fun food and fantasy Knoebels amusement
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resort. It is uh
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>> Amusement fantasy resorts.
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>> How about that, dude?
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>> Amusement That's what they should I
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mean, amusement resort.
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That's it right there, daddy.
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>> You got all your good stuff. You got
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your galleon, your big ship. You got
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your salt and pepper shakers. You got
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your upside down roller coasters. You
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got your log flume.
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>> about this, though. Can we say Do we all
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have like cuz Liam, you did You went to
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You told us you went to the one park
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with your daughter. It was like the best
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trip you've talked about before.
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>> Oh, Busch Gardens, right?
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>> Yeah. Busch Gardens is so serious, dude.
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That is
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>> All right.
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>> Busch Gardens so far, Hershey Park is
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pretty good. Uh
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No, I Busch Gardens is the best, dude.
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That's It's the best time we've had so
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far.
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>> Is there a like Is there a ride that's
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your favorite ride to go on with your
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kids thus far?
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>> Apollo's Chariot. That
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>> What is that?
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>> Verbolten is pretty good, too. Apollo's
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Chariot is just It's a tall They get
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bring you up pretty high. The drop is
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like 200 ft and they drop you down, but
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it's like one of those elevated coasters
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where you're not just sitting in the
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thing. It's like you're up on it. Yeah,
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so you feel Yeah, so you feel all the
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drop and everything.
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>> Are your feet dangling? Are your feet
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dangling?
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>> No, no, no. It's not
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>> Okay.
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>> It's like a cart coaster, but but they
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elevate the seats so that you're not
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like down in it. So it has a thing that
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comes over where you're like up so that
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you can see. So you can see all of no
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matter what cart you're in, you see all
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of the drop.
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Pretty high.
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>> called Apollo's Chariot?
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>> Yeah, and then yeah, Apollo's Chariot
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and then there's another one called
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>> Apollo's Chariot.
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>> Verbolten one is one that like
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it's got a couple spots when you get to
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it, it like shoots you off. And then
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there's a there's a spot where you go
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into like these haunted woods and you
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and you drop from one track to another.
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Like you're you're you're up Yeah, then
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you drop and then you're on another
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track, then they shoot you off again.
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>> Jesus Christ. Damn.
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>> They they have some legit rides. They
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around. They have some legit rides.
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There's another one called dark coaster
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that it's like kind of like a fun land
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one. It's It's like you're riding
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snowmobiles and it's everything's black
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light and like it's indoors, but it's
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it's legit. It's fast. That one shoots
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you off, too. It's like you're just
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riding snowmobiles. It's sick.
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>> So Liam, all these are at Busch Gardens?
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>> Yes.
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>> And you have other good ones, too.
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There's There's
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>> Loch Ness, Loch Ness Revenge. There's
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like other
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There's
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>> Dude, I'm going to have to look up Busch
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Gardens. Dude, there's so many roller
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coasters there.
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>> Talk How about affordable? Is it
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affordable?
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>> It It's It's not cheap. You know what I
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mean? It's cuz you're you're paying
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you're paying to stay there and if you
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go you have to go for multiple days. You
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do need to go to like really get
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everything.
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Absolutely. They have They have rides
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for every person in your family. So the
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person that wants to do like the
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craziest coasters ever to a little kid
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who just wants to do a little small
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hills.
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>> Go around in a circle. My My daughter's
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like she she's starting to do rides but
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she's on like the cusp of she might do
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one. She kind of talks herself out of
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them a little bit but you know, I'll
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tell you though, the best for me like
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the funniest time the funniest thing to
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do with the kids at the amusement park.
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I love the bumper cars.
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You know what I mean? Bumper cars is a
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battle and I love it. It's street
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justice. You're out there slinging bumps
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and you're just bumping all over town.
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You're bumping all over town. Nothing
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like good bumper street. Burn.
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>> This is not a music park or anything but
00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:21.790
this is like now they have all these
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like places around town. I took my kids
00:16:24.920 --> 00:16:26.670
There's a There's a
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trampoline like jump park outside of
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Reading. They have a bumper car track,
00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:36.670
right? But the bumper cars are like
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You It looks like a ring light. It's
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like you're sitting inside of a big ring
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light. You're You're raised up and
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you're in like this open pod.
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And
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so you're like you're sitting there and
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you have this open pod around you and
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you're kind of like you're like 5 ft off
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the ground and the bottom of it is is
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bumper car material but you can rotate
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the seat and spin it. So like at one
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point my son was just upside down the
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entire time trying to ram into people.
00:17:03.040 --> 00:17:05.030
He was looking the wrong way but he
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didn't care. He was like upside down.
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This is like a
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like a Nova jump park or something in
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Reading. It was like eight bucks for a
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bumper car. I'm like this is the coolest
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thing I've ever seen in my life. I would
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murder
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to do this.
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>> Yeah, dude, that sounds
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>> Water park tech is also pretty cool.
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>> Also, it's like it's like a special
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thing. You know what I mean? Like it's
00:17:27.760 --> 00:17:28.710
like
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it's like a niche type of thing. Let's
00:17:30.760 --> 00:17:32.350
talk about this though. I want to talk
00:17:32.360 --> 00:17:33.950
and Burn, you kind of touched on a
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little bit. I want to talk about the
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financial hit this has. You know what I
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mean? Like this [ __ ] is something you
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got to plan for. This [ __ ] ain't cheap
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by any means. But I like I like the idea
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of knibs, you know, little knibs, little
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camping, maybe hit a cabin, little
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glamp, hit a cabin, hit the rides. You
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pay for ride cuz you could just hit one
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You find one ride you like, just whack
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that daddy down. You know?
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>> That's That's That's the thing. There's
00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:03.070
There's nothing worse than like you go
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to your like I'm in there with my son
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who's like 2 years old or something.
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We're like
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you go there and all of a sudden you're
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there for 2 hours and it's hot and it's
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sunny and we've had too much cotton
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candy and then he has like an hour where
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he's just like, I can't like I'm trying
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I'm struggling.
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I'm getting mad. I'm not hitting rides
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hard and you're like, it was like 70
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bucks to get your 5-year-old ass in here
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and like
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we're going to be here for 5 hours and
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one of those hours you're just going to
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be and like you're going to be [ __ ]
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bricks. You had a Sprite, you know what
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I mean? And you got a bunch of soda on
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you and now we're not doing anything.
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So that's always the frustrating thing
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cuz it's it's tough I mean it's not
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These aren't These parks aren't cheap.
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And to be fair, like if you have your
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[ __ ] planned out, you can spend an
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entire day at these places. So like it's
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worth the money. Like nine times out of
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10 it's worth the money
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if you can. But if you have multiple
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kids and they're all different ages,
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like then you're You know what I mean?
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You're not spending I I couldn't take my
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4-year-old somewhere for 8 hours.
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Like halfway through she'd be the most
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miserable [ __ ] in the world no matter
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how much fun she's having, you know?
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Like
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>> That's tough. What I mean, dude, but
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like even like a day trip to Sesame
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Place, you you
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Like that Do you Do have Can I ask,
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though, Busch Gardens and Knoebels, do
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they have the flash pass?
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>> I promise you Knoebels does not.
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>> Busch Gardens definitely does.
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>> All right, got it.
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>> Definitely does.
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>> Dude, that's another Hey, I'll tell you,
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big plus for Knoebels right there. Big
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plus. They got a little water gimmick.
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They got like a pool and all that stuff
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where you can pool around. Little
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splashy splash, little fun stuff.
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>> [ __ ] isn't even digital. Like you can
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even get to the front of the line you
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hand them tickets, man. Like there's no
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there's no
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there's no flash pass technology that
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would could even be employed there. It
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may be a wrist band or something, but
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>> Is there like a theme cuz Busch Gardens
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is countries, right?
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>> Yes, Busch Gardens is like every every
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area is like one is Scotland, one's
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England, one's Ireland, one's
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one's Italy, yeah. Yeah, everywhere you
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go is like
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>> And then the everything around you is
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like you're there. When you're in Italy,
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it's like, you know, it's it's pretty
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sweet,
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>> and pizza and men beating their wives
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and everyone wearing a, you know,
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spaghetti things.
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>> Yeah, like I forget what it's called,
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but you know where like the where like
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Caesar gave his speech and [ __ ] and
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they're all it's like that, yeah.
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>> Yeah. The
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uh God, I know this. It begins with a P.
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>> No, it's like a Parthenon or something
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or a whatever.
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>> Parthenon. No, the Parthenon's in
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Greece.
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No, it's the the forum. It No, it's that
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it begins with an F. It's the forum.
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>> Yeah, yeah, it's like that. That's where
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like there and there's a bunch of tables
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there to sit and eat and it it's it's
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very cool the way they have it set up.
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>> Sounds amazing.
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>> I didn't know that. I knew Epcot Center
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at Disney had like a country divide. I
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didn't know that Busch
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>> look it up. Look at like look at all the
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scenery for all the countries. It's it's
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[ __ ] awesome. And then they have they
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have animals there, too, like in each
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country. And you can and you can you can
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get
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You like Yeah, it's a little bit extra,
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but you can set up like
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uh like these little VIP things where
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you can get up close. Like we went to
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see the Clydesdale horses, those big ass
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horses, and they let us get like up
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close to them and pet them and stuff.
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They're They have those like sheep
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herding dogs or whatever. We got to see
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them. Yeah, it's
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>> Bro, they have like a bunch of cool
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stuff.
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>> Yeah, that's what I mean. That's why I
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was saying it was the best for us so
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far.
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>> So far. Yeah, have Have you I mean, I
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haven't done No one's done Disney,
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right?
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>> Uh yeah, cuz I'm not, you know.
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>> No. No, not with shits. I think I was
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there when I was like
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12, and I was lucky enough that
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it was like my mom and my brothers and
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then my all my uncles and cousins went
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down there together.
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Um but it was really just an excuse to
00:21:58.280 --> 00:21:59.870
go see Notre Dame Florida State, and
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lucky enough I was the oldest cousin, so
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me and my brother got to go to the Notre
00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:06.030
Dame Florida State game while uh with my
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parents and uncles while all the other
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cousins had to go to Epcot Center with
00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:12.030
my grandma.
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But yeah, it was a Disney trip, but it
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was really just an excuse for uh the
00:22:16.120 --> 00:22:17.510
adults to be like, "You know, we wanted
00:22:17.520 --> 00:22:20.430
to see Notre Dame Florida State, and uh
00:22:20.440 --> 00:22:21.990
let's knock Disney off the list for all
00:22:22.000 --> 00:22:23.710
these kids while we're at it."
00:22:23.720 --> 00:22:25.150
>> I'll tell you this though, here's
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something that you do have to watch out
00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:28.950
for, and Burn, you kind of touched on it
00:22:28.960 --> 00:22:32.670
a little bit. Like it's a long day, you
00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:33.510
know what I mean?
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>> Yeah.
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>> So like you you want to maximize every
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minute, you want to get everything
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going, but you got to find like there's
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sometimes you just got to hit the gift
00:22:42.760 --> 00:22:44.870
shop to get a little AC, you know what I
00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:47.070
mean? Sometimes you need it up.
00:22:47.080 --> 00:22:50.670
>> Sunscreen is incredible. Yeah. Water,
00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:51.830
even they don't want to drink it, you're
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like, "We're just going to get off the
00:22:53.160 --> 00:22:55.190
beaten path for a minute or two, just
00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:57.190
have some water." Cuz that's how most
00:22:57.200 --> 00:22:58.150
kids and we would have done the same
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thing. They will run themselves to
00:23:00.040 --> 00:23:01.310
death. You know, like they will be
00:23:01.320 --> 00:23:03.550
excited till the exact moment where
00:23:03.560 --> 00:23:05.190
their body gives up. They don't think
00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:07.630
>> They sure will. Till they collapse, for
00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:09.590
sure.
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Which is but that's you know, that's
00:23:11.680 --> 00:23:13.790
what it that's what it is. Right. Then
00:23:13.800 --> 00:23:15.110
that's what you want. You want them
00:23:15.120 --> 00:23:17.110
exerting till the very till their very
00:23:17.120 --> 00:23:19.430
limit. But you got to be careful cuz
00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:21.590
then it's like you could get like you
00:23:21.600 --> 00:23:23.150
wouldn't get a you could get like almost
00:23:23.160 --> 00:23:25.350
a breakdown. You know what I mean? Where
00:23:25.360 --> 00:23:26.910
it's just like hey, let's take a quick
00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:30.030
let's take a tea let's take a tea, let's
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cool in, let's cool off, maybe find some
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ice pop somewhere, some nice
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stuff.
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>> Lemonade's a big one. All kids love
00:23:37.560 --> 00:23:38.950
lemonade.
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>> Get some fresh squeezed sweet lemonade.
00:23:41.760 --> 00:23:43.910
Dude, I did I had this tonight. We were
00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:47.030
at a like a local carnival by you know,
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the local church carnival tonight and we
00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:52.270
bought a lemonade and the [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:23:52.280 --> 00:23:54.190
when she was handing it out the snack
00:23:54.200 --> 00:23:56.470
bar gave it to my daughter and like
00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:59.230
clipped the end and dropped it, right?
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And like my daughter didn't catch it and
00:24:01.040 --> 00:24:03.150
it fell and I was like all right, well
00:24:03.160 --> 00:24:05.030
you're making another one and she's like
00:24:05.040 --> 00:24:07.390
oh no, I can't. I was like yes, you are
00:24:07.400 --> 00:24:10.310
right now. You're making one cuz this is
00:24:10.320 --> 00:24:11.350
your fault.
00:24:11.360 --> 00:24:13.310
>> She handed a lemonade to a six-year-old
00:24:13.320 --> 00:24:14.350
and then was surprised when the
00:24:14.360 --> 00:24:16.910
transition didn't go perfectly. Like
00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:18.350
>> Yeah, right.
00:24:18.360 --> 00:24:19.870
I was just like no more.
00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:21.630
>> you even have to mention that? You've
00:24:21.640 --> 00:24:22.790
been in the service industry forever.
00:24:22.800 --> 00:24:25.230
You're just like oh, okay. My bad.
00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:27.070
>> Yeah. I was just like god damn you dumb
00:24:27.080 --> 00:24:28.670
[ __ ] I was like you want to get you
00:24:28.680 --> 00:24:29.550
want to hey, you're going to have two
00:24:29.560 --> 00:24:31.190
people crying here and one of them's
00:24:31.200 --> 00:24:33.430
going to be you, you know? So let's get
00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:35.230
going. Yeah, they were they was a
00:24:35.240 --> 00:24:37.670
nightmare. But either way, but then also
00:24:37.680 --> 00:24:39.910
sleeper when we got caramel apple went
00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:42.030
with caramel apple tonight, not a bad
00:24:42.040 --> 00:24:43.070
time.
00:24:43.080 --> 00:24:45.670
But either way, so but talk to me, you
00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:47.150
know what I mean? Like tell me what
00:24:47.160 --> 00:24:49.630
you're thinking when it comes to like
00:24:49.640 --> 00:24:52.390
how do we survive the like escape a
00:24:52.400 --> 00:24:54.870
meltdown, escape a breakdown, you know?
00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:56.870
Like what are we doing here? Liam, what
00:24:56.880 --> 00:24:58.630
do you got?
00:24:58.640 --> 00:25:01.270
>> Uh so
00:25:01.280 --> 00:25:04.750
we established at a very young age that
00:25:04.760 --> 00:25:08.110
when that starts to go down, that pretty
00:25:08.120 --> 00:25:11.710
much wherever we are, we're we're out.
00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:13.590
You know, like this is we're not doing
00:25:13.600 --> 00:25:15.350
this in front of everybody. We're not
00:25:15.360 --> 00:25:17.870
we're not especially when we're out
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:20.630
somewhere like that. Like okay, as long
00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:23.070
as this is going on
00:25:23.080 --> 00:25:25.390
you you have to you're
00:25:25.400 --> 00:25:27.310
taking a break from everything. That
00:25:27.320 --> 00:25:29.030
means we're leaving. We're going off to
00:25:29.040 --> 00:25:31.910
the side and we will that's what we'll
00:25:31.920 --> 00:25:32.790
be doing
00:25:32.800 --> 00:25:34.790
Yeah, that's what we'll be doing for the
00:25:34.800 --> 00:25:37.070
duration.
00:25:37.080 --> 00:25:40.070
Yeah, so so choice is yours, you know?
00:25:40.080 --> 00:25:41.990
>> Yeah, if you want to hey, sometimes you
00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.790
need a tea. Sometimes you need to take a
00:25:43.800 --> 00:25:46.870
tea and I get it. But there's no hey, if
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:48.030
you think you're going to blow up and
00:25:48.040 --> 00:25:50.470
get your way, that [ __ ] just don't you
00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:52.390
know, like we need to do something about
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:52.630
this.
00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:54.550
>> opposite is going to happen as long as
00:25:54.560 --> 00:25:57.510
you do that, the opposite of what
00:25:57.520 --> 00:25:58.670
you want is going to happen. That's the
00:25:58.680 --> 00:26:00.070
only way to deal with that stuff, I
00:26:00.080 --> 00:26:00.590
think.
00:26:00.600 --> 00:26:03.110
>> Dude, I'm I'm with you. I always tell my
00:26:03.120 --> 00:26:04.990
daughter like when hey, when you behave
00:26:05.000 --> 00:26:06.630
like this, the answer what is it? And
00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:08.670
she's like always no. I was like yeah,
00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:10.110
you're right. When you behave this way,
00:26:10.120 --> 00:26:12.510
the answer is always going to be no.
00:26:12.520 --> 00:26:14.110
>> Yeah, that's how you got to be.
00:26:14.120 --> 00:26:15.710
>> Yeah, and they have to you have to you
00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:16.430
know
00:26:16.440 --> 00:26:17.790
>> And once it's the end
00:26:17.800 --> 00:26:19.150
when it's the end of the stay, there's
00:26:19.160 --> 00:26:21.630
no avoiding it. Like when it's coming I
00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:23.430
remember when when she was like really
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.030
little that at the end, there's not much
00:26:26.040 --> 00:26:29.430
you can do to stop that one.
00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:31.030
It's probably not going to grow great,
00:26:31.040 --> 00:26:32.910
especially when they're little little. I
00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:36.150
remember a couple times, you know, but
00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:37.830
Now now I don't have to Now I don't have
00:26:37.840 --> 00:26:39.550
to deal with it at all.
00:26:39.560 --> 00:26:39.830
>> Right.
00:26:39.840 --> 00:26:41.270
>> Like they they're like I don't want to
00:26:41.280 --> 00:26:44.310
leave. Can we stay? Please, you know,
00:26:44.320 --> 00:26:46.230
like you know, and you're like oh, I
00:26:46.240 --> 00:26:48.270
wish, but it's like you can't. You got
00:26:48.280 --> 00:26:50.430
to be like hey, it's time to roll, you
00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:52.670
know, the park's closing and blah blah
00:26:52.680 --> 00:26:55.710
>> Listen, if the only meltdown you have is
00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:58.110
the we have to leave meltdown,
00:26:58.120 --> 00:27:00.510
successful day then. Like you made it
00:27:00.520 --> 00:27:02.443
through the whole thing, you were
00:27:02.453 --> 00:27:03.550
[clears throat] able to figure out how
00:27:03.560 --> 00:27:05.590
to keep them cool, how to keep them fed,
00:27:05.600 --> 00:27:07.110
how to keep them entertained, how to
00:27:07.120 --> 00:27:08.790
keep them hydrated.
00:27:08.800 --> 00:27:11.910
That that last we have to leave meltdown
00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:13.550
is almost like I don't even count that
00:27:13.560 --> 00:27:14.350
one.
00:27:14.360 --> 00:27:14.790
>> Like
00:27:14.800 --> 00:27:15.190
>> Can I
00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:16.910
>> When my 4-year-old does that, I'm just
00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:18.750
like, I know, dude. I know.
00:27:18.760 --> 00:27:19.990
>> It's I know where we're at.
00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:21.110
>> There's no way to
00:27:21.120 --> 00:27:23.270
>> And there's seven other kids in a line
00:27:23.280 --> 00:27:25.350
walking out of the park doing the exact
00:27:25.360 --> 00:27:28.270
same thing at the exact same time.
00:27:28.280 --> 00:27:28.470
>> Yeah.
00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:30.310
>> Can I ask you this though? What do you
00:27:30.320 --> 00:27:32.870
think So, my whole thing and I've I've
00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:35.390
reiterated constantly on the way to the
00:27:35.400 --> 00:27:37.150
park, while we're walking in the park,
00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:39.270
while we're at the park is number one
00:27:39.280 --> 00:27:42.870
rule is everyone stays together. You
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:43.350
know what I mean?
00:27:43.360 --> 00:27:43.590
>> Yeah.
00:27:43.600 --> 00:27:45.590
>> Like I remember one time we went to
00:27:45.600 --> 00:27:48.470
Longwood Gardens and it's dark out, you
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:49.670
know what I mean? It's night time,
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:51.590
there's a million people there and my
00:27:51.600 --> 00:27:52.830
daughter kept running off and I had to
00:27:52.840 --> 00:27:54.190
pull her to the side and I was like, if
00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:56.550
you run away again, we are leaving and
00:27:56.560 --> 00:27:57.830
I'm going to get you're going to get a
00:27:57.840 --> 00:27:59.910
pow pow. Like this is you
00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:02.390
have to stay where I can see you. You
00:28:02.400 --> 00:28:03.790
got to be near me.
00:28:03.800 --> 00:28:05.470
>> You got to get one of the cheapy
00:28:05.480 --> 00:28:08.270
watches. They're like 15 bucks for 3
00:28:08.280 --> 00:28:09.110
months.
00:28:09.120 --> 00:28:11.030
>> I found one What are you talking about?
00:28:11.040 --> 00:28:13.870
>> They make these cheap watches, okay? The
00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:16.150
one we had when she was little was
00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:18.830
called a Cosmo watch, okay?
00:28:18.840 --> 00:28:19.350
>> Okay.
00:28:19.360 --> 00:28:20.750
>> put it on
00:28:20.760 --> 00:28:24.630
and for $10 it's like for $15 for 3
00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:28.230
months, they can you can get their GPS
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:29.670
where as long as they're wearing this
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:31.790
watch, you can get their GPS wherever it
00:28:31.800 --> 00:28:34.510
is and you can add
00:28:34.520 --> 00:28:37.150
like I think it's something like your
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:39.870
you so you can add your phone number and
00:28:39.880 --> 00:28:43.230
10 phone numbers. So, they have they
00:28:43.240 --> 00:28:45.670
have a phone number, but it's not a
00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:47.470
phone number that can just call any
00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:50.830
number in the world, okay? Only you add
00:28:50.840 --> 00:28:53.510
you add your family members to it and
00:28:53.520 --> 00:28:55.510
then they can they can hit the button
00:28:55.520 --> 00:28:58.030
and it will call that family member. It
00:28:58.040 --> 00:29:00.030
doesn't do you can't get on the internet
00:29:00.040 --> 00:29:02.190
with it. You can't do any of that stuff,
00:29:02.200 --> 00:29:04.990
but they can they can ask you like say
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.110
they get separated or something and we
00:29:07.120 --> 00:29:09.470
ended up getting this for when she was
00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:11.990
smaller for like cheer events and stuff
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:13.270
because they have a whole team. You're
00:29:13.280 --> 00:29:15.230
in these giant places
00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:16.110
>> And
00:29:16.120 --> 00:29:17.910
>> your teams are separate from you and at
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:19.430
the end you have to go find your kid and
00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:22.030
you're in this big place and honestly,
00:29:22.040 --> 00:29:24.510
it's the for the price that it is it's
00:29:24.520 --> 00:29:26.830
like the best thing ever cuz you can
00:29:26.840 --> 00:29:28.990
always find them no matter what.
00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:30.910
>> My my son has one as well and he's
00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:32.870
there's there's my my number and his
00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:34.830
mom's number are the two numbers that he
00:29:34.840 --> 00:29:36.070
can call from it.
00:29:36.080 --> 00:29:39.150
And and I can on the app on my phone
00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:41.510
I can see whose house he's at on my
00:29:41.520 --> 00:29:43.350
street. Not just what my street is like
00:29:43.360 --> 00:29:46.550
oh, he's at okay, he's at he's at 46.
00:29:46.560 --> 00:29:47.670
>> Yeah,
00:29:47.680 --> 00:29:49.590
it always it always pings to whatever
00:29:49.600 --> 00:29:52.390
the closest street address is. So if
00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:54.230
they're in a backyard or something it
00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:56.950
will ping to the closest address.
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:58.470
>> The accuracy is incredible. They're
00:29:58.480 --> 00:30:00.430
cheap and like you said if if she ever
00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:02.270
does find herself in a jam, you you put
00:30:02.280 --> 00:30:04.070
your your number your wife's number in
00:30:04.080 --> 00:30:05.110
there.
00:30:05.120 --> 00:30:07.110
No one can call I mean you two are the
00:30:07.120 --> 00:30:09.550
only ones who know her number so you can
00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:11.430
call her
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:12.710
or she can call you.
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:13.950
>> if they're in they're in a bad
00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:16.350
situation, if you hold the button down
00:30:16.360 --> 00:30:18.870
for like 5 seconds or something, it will
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:21.070
call like the authorities and stuff.
00:30:21.080 --> 00:30:22.150
>> Really?
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:23.310
>> Yes.
00:30:23.320 --> 00:30:24.950
It's good man. It's a good thing that
00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:26.350
it's a good thing to have for like
00:30:26.360 --> 00:30:26.750
little kids.
00:30:26.760 --> 00:30:28.910
>> a link to that after this. Damn, I
00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:30.710
didn't know that was a thing.
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:32.270
>> And they're cheap dude. They're not
00:30:32.280 --> 00:30:33.910
they're not expensive like they're worth
00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:35.190
every penny.
00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:35.470
>> Yep.
00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:37.230
>> Yeah, all right. That's fine. I mean
00:30:37.240 --> 00:30:38.150
yeah.
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:39.550
>> I'm less worried about my son getting
00:30:39.560 --> 00:30:41.150
kidnapped. I'm just more irritated when
00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:42.950
it's time for dinner and I have to walk
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:45.030
on knock on seven different doors and be
00:30:45.040 --> 00:30:47.670
like, "All right, are the kids here?"
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:50.070
No, I think they're at his house. Go to
00:30:50.080 --> 00:30:51.910
his house. "Kids here?" No, they went
00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:54.110
over to so-and-so's house. "Kids here?"
00:30:54.120 --> 00:30:55.310
No, they're in the field playing
00:30:55.320 --> 00:30:57.150
softball.
00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:58.430
Like
00:30:58.440 --> 00:30:59.390
>> Yeah.
00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:01.470
So with the watch you know exactly where
00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:01.950
he's at.
00:31:01.960 --> 00:31:03.630
>> parties here and stuff.
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:06.070
>> The pretty much the first time when I
00:31:06.080 --> 00:31:08.110
mean this was years ago, first time I
00:31:08.120 --> 00:31:11.070
kind of like let her go off on her own
00:31:11.080 --> 00:31:12.070
with
00:31:12.080 --> 00:31:14.550
like a friend to go do something in the
00:31:14.560 --> 00:31:17.030
neighborhood, I was I was checking it
00:31:17.040 --> 00:31:18.510
every couple minutes and I could see
00:31:18.520 --> 00:31:20.910
like, "Okay, they're in XYZ house.
00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:22.150
They're in
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:23.070
You know what I mean? They're on this
00:31:23.080 --> 00:31:24.910
part of the block. They're They go to
00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:24.990
the
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:25.990
>> Oh, they're at the park now.
00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:27.270
>> Like
00:31:27.280 --> 00:31:28.870
yep. And you can check in with them and
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:30.270
stuff and you go like, "Hey, what's
00:31:30.280 --> 00:31:31.710
going on? You good?" You know?
00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:33.230
>> do the walkie-talkie?
00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:34.550
>> Uh-huh.
00:31:34.560 --> 00:31:38.150
>> I love that. All right. So perfect Okay.
00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:41.510
So then honestly, if that's like a huge
00:31:41.520 --> 00:31:44.150
[ __ ] I'm definitely going to get that
00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:46.670
cuz I mean you need it. Like you dude,
00:31:46.680 --> 00:31:48.870
you [ __ ] lose your mind, you know?
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:50.510
>> great it's great especially what we're
00:31:50.520 --> 00:31:51.710
talking about the what we're talking
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:53.190
about now.
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:54.750
Could you imagine
00:31:54.760 --> 00:31:58.030
more than like a minute, 2 minutes going
00:31:58.040 --> 00:32:00.750
by in a place that big and not being
00:32:00.760 --> 00:32:02.310
able to find them?
00:32:02.320 --> 00:32:03.910
>> I don't want to think about that.
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:05.030
>> Yeah.
00:32:05.040 --> 00:32:06.550
>> It'll drive me [ __ ] nuts. Dude, you
00:32:06.560 --> 00:32:08.510
know you know what's funny? When we were
00:32:08.520 --> 00:32:11.190
kids, my parents their movie used to be
00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:12.670
when we would go to like a crowded
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:16.030
place, my dad would buy the ugliest hat
00:32:16.040 --> 00:32:18.230
in the gift shop and everyone would have
00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:21.110
to wear it and then me and my brother
00:32:21.120 --> 00:32:22.430
>> one for everyone?
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:23.830
>> Yeah, everyone in the family got the
00:32:23.840 --> 00:32:26.470
same It was the ugliest hat they had and
00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:28.670
he bought one for everybody and we all
00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:30.990
had to wear the same hat because he knew
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:32.350
like not a lot of people are going to
00:32:32.360 --> 00:32:33.470
have it.
00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:34.590
But he's like not a lot of people are
00:32:34.600 --> 00:32:37.550
going to have this hat. So it's like
00:32:37.560 --> 00:32:39.390
every wear this hat because you know
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:41.990
like it's ugly. It's an ugly shitty hat.
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:43.070
>> It's a [ __ ] hat. No one wants it.
00:32:43.080 --> 00:32:44.430
>> Yeah, no one's going to wear it.
00:32:44.440 --> 00:32:46.270
>> Except for half a dozen Lavelles.
00:32:46.280 --> 00:32:48.230
>> Right, exactly. And then also we were on
00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:49.230
leashes, too.
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:51.190
>> When I say the same thing, we'll both
00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:53.470
wear the same color shirt with the same
00:32:53.480 --> 00:32:56.870
shorts. Like she can wear her size, but
00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:59.110
and we also have cuz of her cheer team,
00:32:59.120 --> 00:33:00.950
we've bought in so many shirts over the
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:02.790
years like all the events and
00:33:02.800 --> 00:33:05.310
everything. Like okay, we both have this
00:33:05.320 --> 00:33:08.190
choir shirt, both wear it, wear whatever
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:10.710
black bottom you want with it. Boom, we
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:12.230
look the exact same. Cuz then think
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:14.110
about it, you're panicked, you're in
00:33:14.120 --> 00:33:15.830
that situation.
00:33:15.840 --> 00:33:17.030
Oh my gosh, what were they wearing? Or
00:33:17.040 --> 00:33:17.910
was that what they were wearing
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:18.510
yesterday?
00:33:18.520 --> 00:33:20.030
>> Yeah. You already know what they're
00:33:20.040 --> 00:33:21.270
wearing cuz you're wearing the same
00:33:21.280 --> 00:33:21.910
[ __ ] thing.
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:23.790
>> Dude, that's [ __ ] cheap. That's next
00:33:23.800 --> 00:33:25.870
level cheap dad [ __ ]
00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:27.870
Cuz dude, they tell you, too. As soon
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:29.830
like they say like if you can't find
00:33:29.840 --> 00:33:31.630
them, you start yelling, "I'm missing a
00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:33.670
girl. She's wearing this shirt. She's
00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:35.150
wearing this." Like you have to scream
00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:36.430
it out and people are just going to be
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:39.470
looking like, "Oh, oh." You know? Like
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:40.710
that's what they tell you to do. So,
00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:42.790
that's honestly, that's [ __ ] Liam,
00:33:42.800 --> 00:33:44.750
that's next level [ __ ] parenting
00:33:44.760 --> 00:33:45.190
security.
00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:46.790
>> I almost think of like the next level,
00:33:46.800 --> 00:33:48.510
too, like for my daughter.
00:33:48.520 --> 00:33:50.390
Like when I take her to amusement parks,
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:52.670
we're not going to wear like Tinkerbell.
00:33:52.680 --> 00:33:54.470
Like the stuff that like all the other
00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:55.990
four-year-old girls are wearing.
00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:56.510
>> Yeah.
00:33:56.520 --> 00:33:59.510
>> We're wearing a neon green shirt.
00:33:59.520 --> 00:33:59.830
>> Uh-huh.
00:33:59.840 --> 00:34:00.550
>> It has a
00:34:00.560 --> 00:34:01.190
It's
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:03.190
She's wearing a She's wearing a neon
00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:06.230
green Insane Clown Posse shirt. It's an
00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:09.270
ICP neon green shirt. She's four years
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:11.590
old. So, I will say
00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:13.590
>> She's got face paint on. She's a
00:34:13.600 --> 00:34:14.149
juggalo.
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:16.190
>> I will say that's that's not
00:34:16.200 --> 00:34:18.950
that's not like my own original idea.
00:34:18.960 --> 00:34:21.710
That's one of the times we were at
00:34:21.720 --> 00:34:23.629
uh Sesame Place, like one of the first
00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:26.149
times we went, I saw a family that was
00:34:26.159 --> 00:34:28.389
all together and they had these special
00:34:28.399 --> 00:34:30.230
shirts made like, "Hey, it's for the
00:34:30.240 --> 00:34:32.629
Johnson family trip" or something. And
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:34.550
they all the same yellow shirt on and I
00:34:34.560 --> 00:34:36.510
was like, you know what? Yeah, I was
00:34:36.520 --> 00:34:39.710
like, let's just do that but with not
00:34:39.720 --> 00:34:41.430
the lame way. You know what I mean?
00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:43.590
Like, let's do this but the way normal
00:34:43.600 --> 00:34:44.470
people would do it.
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:45.950
>> Dude, I'm going to tell that to my wife
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:47.350
and that's what we're going to do for
00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:49.110
every trip now. We all just wear the
00:34:49.120 --> 00:34:51.310
same shirt. Yeah.
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.909
>> Or just all like red. Everybody wears
00:34:53.919 --> 00:34:56.710
red and black. Everybody wears just just
00:34:56.720 --> 00:34:59.950
set the color code the same.
00:34:59.960 --> 00:35:02.470
>> She's going to love that. You're going
00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:04.270
to get points for suggestion.
00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:05.630
>> For sure.
00:35:05.640 --> 00:35:07.390
She might even not laugh at my pickle.
00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:08.390
You know what I mean?
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:09.830
>> Just she's going to laugh but
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:11.550
>> Just pretend it was your idea.
00:35:11.560 --> 00:35:12.470
You know what I mean?
00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:14.510
>> Liam, thank you. You might get my coffee
00:35:14.520 --> 00:35:17.110
next.
00:35:17.120 --> 00:35:19.270
So, all right. We're coming towards the
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:22.470
top of time, fellas. Man, this has been
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:24.710
a good one. So, what do we got? Before
00:35:24.720 --> 00:35:26.830
we get out of here, I want a little, you
00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:28.990
know, give me some give me some final
00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:30.870
thoughts. Ben Diggin Padalini, what do
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:32.590
you got, daddy?
00:35:32.600 --> 00:35:35.110
>> If you can go to a place that is like a
00:35:35.120 --> 00:35:37.870
half amusement park, half water park,
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:40.390
that's a great way to like split up your
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:42.150
day and actually have like some
00:35:42.160 --> 00:35:43.310
structure around it where you're not
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:44.710
just wandering around aimlessly like who
00:35:44.720 --> 00:35:46.590
wants to do this, who wants to do that.
00:35:46.600 --> 00:35:48.470
The more you can figure out where [ __ ]
00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:50.950
is, the better you're going to be in
00:35:50.960 --> 00:35:53.670
most of these parks.
00:35:53.680 --> 00:35:55.830
It's have a plan. If the kids are young,
00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:57.750
bring snacks, bring water. They're going
00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:00.910
to bend you over for it inside the
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:02.990
inside the park. I think Liam, you're
00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:04.110
right. If it's a place that'll stand
00:36:04.120 --> 00:36:05.950
your hand for the day, get out there. Go
00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:08.390
to a pizza joint. Go to a deli.
00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:10.390
Yep. Don't don't pay for Don't pay for a
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:13.390
$13 hot dog that's going to suck, you
00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:14.070
know?
00:36:14.080 --> 00:36:16.510
>> It always Oh my god, like nine times out
00:36:16.520 --> 00:36:18.830
of 10, it is complete trash that they
00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:19.270
give you.
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:21.230
>> It's awful. It's awful. You know it's
00:36:21.240 --> 00:36:23.270
the word I mean, you know it's the best
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:24.830
but the word I'm always just I love
00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:27.830
cotton candy, you know? I love getting a
00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:29.870
good cotton candy. But they never It's
00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:30.790
all [ __ ]
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:32.510
>> my kids against it.
00:36:32.520 --> 00:36:34.270
>> You don't like cotton candy?
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:35.390
>> No, I think cotton candy is good.
00:36:35.400 --> 00:36:37.790
>> I'm not a fan I'm not a fan either.
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:40.070
>> Your opinions on Tim Meadows and cotton
00:36:40.080 --> 00:36:41.750
candy and what's useless around here,
00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:42.870
Bob.
00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:45.230
What do you got, Liam?
00:36:45.240 --> 00:36:46.550
>> What do I got?
00:36:46.560 --> 00:36:48.030
You All right, I'll kind of piggyback
00:36:48.040 --> 00:36:50.070
off of Burns. Sweeten the day up between
00:36:50.080 --> 00:36:53.310
the water park. But here's what you do.
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:56.470
At 1:00 at like 2:00 3:00 when it's the
00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:58.710
hottest part of the day, everybody is
00:36:58.720 --> 00:37:00.910
going to be at that [ __ ] water park.
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:01.350
>> Mhm.
00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:03.670
>> You got to You got to throw the Uno
00:37:03.680 --> 00:37:05.950
reverse, dude. You got to hit the water
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:08.670
park early, then go back to the park
00:37:08.680 --> 00:37:11.510
because nobody wants to stand in a long
00:37:11.520 --> 00:37:14.390
ass line with tube. So, and then you're
00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:15.830
spending all that time when you could
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:18.110
have been on rides and everything. And
00:37:18.120 --> 00:37:20.390
now you just spent Now you just spent 45
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:21.630
minutes so you could go down a water
00:37:21.640 --> 00:37:23.390
slide for 20 seconds.
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:25.030
>> Dude, also like
00:37:25.040 --> 00:37:27.630
>> That's 10 times in a row at 11:00 in the
00:37:27.640 --> 00:37:28.030
morning.
00:37:28.040 --> 00:37:29.990
>> Yes. 100% Yes.
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:32.350
>> also like if you do the flip like if you
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:34.950
go to the amusement park when it's hot
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out early, you got to take You got all
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the rides you want. No one's there. And
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then you wait a little bit. You go to
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the water park when it you know like
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maybe around 2:00 2:30 when it get when
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people start heading over to the
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amusement park maybe around 3:00, then
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you got the water park to yourself for
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the night time.
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>> always I think it's always way more I
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think it's always way more crowded at
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the water park.
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>> you know what's the best? If you get
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like a cloudy day with a little bit of
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little rain, you got
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>> Yeah, if you can Yeah, if you can handle
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the water being freezing, you will have
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that place to yourself.
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>> Yeah, and it'll be the [ __ ] best,
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dude.
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>> Yeah, I think Liam's Liam's right
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though, man. I think Liam's right. I
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think a lot of people plan to go to the
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amusement park in the morning, and then
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they'll all cool off for the rest of the
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day. I think from like 2:00 on, you're
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probably [ __ ] at the water park.
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>> Yeah, the majority of the people, that
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is their plan. We'll cool off later. No,
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hit the water first, then hit the
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Yeah, it's it's just better that way. I
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know so.
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>> thought it was water first and then
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amusement later, but I guess I'm wrong
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because Liam's never wrong. So.
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>> Rarely.
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>> Well.
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>> Rarely.
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>> ask ask ask those pumpernickel girls,
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they'll tell you. He's never wrong.
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They
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call him Mr. Right for a reason.
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>> Except that one time.
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>> Well, that one time.
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Yep. So, all right. Well,
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speaking of that one time, we're coming
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towards the top of time. This has been
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another episode of the Working
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Perspective Podcast presents Ford and
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Bud Light. I'm Alan Abel, he's Burn
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Pocketsy, and that handsome bastard is
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