St. Augustine Ghosts | Older Than Jamestown by 42 Years

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[SPEAKER_00]: So I went and watched the new Practical Magic.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't watch the first Practical Magic?
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[SPEAKER_00]: You didn't watch the first Practical Magic?
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[SPEAKER_02]: You didn't watch the first Practical Magic?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Are you guys going to be okay?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm fine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm getting drained.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're bringing this sound like a horse.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's because I, I got cream in my Shirley Temple, I didn't think about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think it's about the cupcakes out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Dayrim.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, what do you have to go magic?
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[SPEAKER_00]: You've not seen the first one?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I got it came out in 1998.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's the other girls name?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sanford, or American, and Nicole Kidman.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nicole Kidman.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, let me tell you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Stock or Channing in the other end.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's so funny to me because, I mean, if I was a female and I had the money, I would do the same thing, so I'm not dissonant.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a male and I'm wanting to do it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: As soon as it started, you saw like Sandra Bullock and then you see the other girl.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought for a moment, I feel like they look a little younger than the first movie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then as it goes on, like no expression watching the candles.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like, I mean, they're pulled tight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's it's tight tight and like all their expressions are the same.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but no, I love the both very, very top-notch actresses, but I will say one thing about Sandra Bullock, is that in her, the work that she has done, I don't know if it's just her natural like abilities or if she's a real witch or what it is.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't look like she's had face lit, she's had like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, whatever stop no talks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It is it works well because like you you really can't tell on her until you know how old she isn't your light You should have some lines.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now Nicole Kidman you can tell she's got some work done ain't not wrong with that But you can tell but Sandra Bullock has just like a lion Praying.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah Yeah, she's getting there get close.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but no, it is a really good movie the first one
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the first one, of course, is better.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like it's hands down original, great story line.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I remember you mentioned the house, or somebody mentioned that maybe it was a video I saw review, but in the original, the house was like a, on a set, like, you know, in a big warehouse, they built the house on a set.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, in this movie, they actually built the house.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So they actually built the thing, they probably got to turn it to like a tour.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But that's one time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't look that too much into it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just thought it was cool that they actually built it Because people were like the first one the house felt so warm and and they're like it was a set Right, it wasn't it was you know, it's it's it's own set.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is the actual we built it for like it's real now Yeah, no, that makes sense because I know what they're I get that like yeah
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[SPEAKER_00]: when you have more control on a set because it's not sealing and you know yeah and you can expand like how you can film a room yeah but knows it was really good I really enjoyed it but it wasn't until I was telling you about the two order ladies and I was like yeah the one of them had a lot of work and you're like oh yeah she was one of her faces and Greece and I'm tired
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, forgot about that because I knew her from practical magic the first one then I knew her in the West Wing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, she was Rizzo.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but after you said that I was like, yep, now I know exactly who you're talking about, but I did not that had never clicked on the first movie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's a very good actress.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, I love her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they did a really good job.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think you're really like the movie.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And can you got to watch it?
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[SPEAKER_00]: You got to watch the first one, then we'll watch the second one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was going to go see it at the theater, but I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The past few times I went to the theater, I've like halfway through.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I just want to leave.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you have to be a good movie or all those interest quick.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because, well, I'm so used to watching a movie while having my phone to look at and like I like get fidgety and I'm like, I just, I'd rather watch this at home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, what I like about if you go in the afternoon at the theater that's downtown, normally there's no one there or just a few people, so also up at the top and I can whip my phone out and like somebody's behind you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Excuse me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm paying attention and then I'm also not paying attention.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to watch their faces not move.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I had a weird thing happen and I want to know if you guys feel the same.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I was driving the other day and I was behind this large truck, you know how those big trucks, like our haul and rocks or whatever and they have like that little tarp that goes over and I feel like they're never using the tarp first of all but that's a whole other problem.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm following behind it and finding I get close enough and I see this riding on it and it said
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought, I don't even know how much 200 feet is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It might as well tell me how many millimeters to stay back.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have no concept of 200 feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have no sense.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're supposed to turn signal on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have no idea.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like to that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'll just drive it out here blind.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But who?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Josh, like if you see that, would you be like, oh, I'm going to slow down and say 200 feet back?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: because I wouldn't want anything fallen out of it and onto my windshield.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a pin.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I have road rage because I'm not, I'm not, I don't know how far to see this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Was this on a two lane road or a four lane road?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Two.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was only on a two lane, okay, then I would have backed up, yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And the reason why, right after I got my car,
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, in 2021, I didn't have that car.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I forgot about that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: More than three months, and I was following a truck like that in a rock.
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[SPEAKER_01]: went up and hit up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, especially after working around them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I drive past any tracks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, nope.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was trying to, but the road that I was on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If it's on a four lane, like if we're on an interstate or whatever, I'll go over to the other side of the roof, didn't hurry up and go around.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But would you know how far 200 feet is?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I feel like I should have said, stay four carlings away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That, you know, stay six-carlinks away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Then I'd be like, oh, relative.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I get it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: 200 feet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you guys remember when it went?
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's about the length of the bridge in from town by the ice cream place.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's far.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, I'd be like 200 feet successive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's so.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like, we don't want any insurance right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I swear I took that cloth drop out of my mouth and stuck it somewhere so I could finish it after I changed my mind.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't know what I'm doing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well probably I got later.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So while I was in Florida, I went to...
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[SPEAKER_00]: St. Augustine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I did this tour.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was called Ghosts and Graveyard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was so cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You guys would absolutely love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was only like four other people who were on it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, really?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Now there was this cup.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't know if they were married or not?
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[SPEAKER_00]: but the guy was about my height, but he was muscular, more muscular than I am.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was hungry.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He didn't get no pictures.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was British.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He had the coolest British accent.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he was so nice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And as soon as I saw him, I'm like, you're telling me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Josh would lick his face like you did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know how Betty my dad started the thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, like if you if she'll get in your ear, so I'm sorry, I took on a song.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like Josh with eat him alive.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I always have clean ears after going home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know, but anyway, he was a nice guy, but so we were on that little tour and it was so nice like a beautiful evening.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's at night in the sides of the bus.
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[SPEAKER_00]: fold it down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it was open.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was a nice breeze.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they were telling us ghost stories, you know, and we get to the oldest European graveyard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it was so cool.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my favorite guy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, maybe it's some of yours.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But no, so I thought for today's episode, I would tell you guys a little history of St. Augustine and some stories that I found.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've seen an interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So this shocks me, and I remember when I first saw it, I felt like I got the number wrong, because St. Augustine is known as the oldest city in America.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And in my mind, I was like, oh, like 1700s.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like when you hear that, what year would you think?
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[SPEAKER_00]: 1540 more Josh is going to shoot lower.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So St. Augustine was founded in 1565, like that is bonkers to me, because remember 1776 is when, well, Florida was like the main, you know, so easy to get to, you know, self that's worth staying in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So this is for perspective,
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[SPEAKER_00]: This city was founded 42 years before James Town, and 55 years before the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so I guess like in my mind, when the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth, like I thought, oh, those were like the first Europeans who came over and like settled, settled, not necessarily just came and like found it, but like settled and made a city, you know,
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[SPEAKER_02]: about it wasn't a, you know, Christian town by a lot of hookers and that's what sex might make money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I do what you got to do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I do what you got to do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Gotta make those ends clap.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So one of the, so
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, both times that I've visited St. Augustine, I have gone to this place.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, one pawns daily own, reach Florida in 1513.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And when I tell you the name of it, you'll know it sounds like what I'm talking about.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But this is, why are you looking at Josh?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, what you laughing at?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I got something in my nose.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, just over there, smiling.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to get out the camera.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's like an himself.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, we can add the camera out this little screen over there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I can't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, the story goes that he was looking for a spring that could make an old person young again.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That sounded cute.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the paper trail.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the paper trail is less clear about his purpose.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The Florida Historical Society says there's actually no historical evidence that he knew of such a spring in Florida.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But a written account connecting him to the search did appear in 1535, which is after his death.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Even his exact Florida landing spot is disputed to this day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: St. Augustine's connection to that landing is a claim.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So they claim that this is where he landed.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is where he found the found of youth.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But there are no specific records that would link the found of youth to him, to say an Augustine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's still surviving.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But again, thank you just early yet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: you know, how do you get a king to pay for your expedition?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, there's a fountain of youth there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You could live forever and be king forever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let me just pay for it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go find it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But for me, when we hear of Ponce daily own, I always like with history, it's not always recorded.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And there's always a fire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: First of all, buildings are always fire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's always a fire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Always a fire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's always a fire to strengthen all the physical evidence.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But the fact that there is verbal history, that's important to me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I think that there is some truth to his belief that he found the found of you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The more our history has been verbal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, and then it goes from verbal to written and vice versa.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then the fire and then we start all over.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we start all over again.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And we add an alien in another balloon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And a Messiah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The park for the spring is set on important history, archaeologists have studied this area to find out what was left behind from people who have been there, and they did find evidence of first of all, native life, and then they found the early Spanish settlement on this ground.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So the spring's legend and its discoveries under the soil each have their own story.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One thing that's interesting about the story of the found of youth is it's amazing to me if historians say that they cannot find a written account from the time, but even to today in 2026, we all have heard of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So that's what's been in a lot of shows and cartoons.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I mean, it's again, verbal history that gets told.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So another, another story from St.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Boy, I'm telling you names.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Would you guys drink from the crown of youth?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have twice.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's very rusty.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, if it were real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I would want evidence of what is done to other people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like if it means all the forever, no.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm saying.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like after maybe at most 200 extra years, I would be so bored.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was eventually, you've been everywhere.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm 37, I'm tired.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm just you know ballparking like how long much longer do I think because there's people you know I've known hundred year olds and plus and pi a hundred they're like I'm ready to go
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're bodyweight.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, plus you'd see all the people that you care about, all the eye off you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, that, I mean, that could be it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Anybody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I always thought about that when those stupid movies, twilight, and they were, you know, they were always seeing all of their friends die all the time and or in a relationship for eternity.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that would be my worst nightmare.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd rather go to hell.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know that would be hell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: we would be in hell if you were not in forever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Pedro, Mendez, Dave Avelis, founded St. Augustine on September 8th, 1565.
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[SPEAKER_00]: His expedition included about 800 people, and the name honored the saint whose feast day fell on August 28th.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When the fleet first landed,
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[SPEAKER_00]: After they landed, the Spanish held a Catholic mass of Thanksgiving.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mendes then invited local native people to a meal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was 56 years before the Plymouth feast of 1621, though it did not start today's annual Thanksgiving holiday.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We don't have a confirmed menu that they had on that day.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And a big back then, uh, some of the things that they believed could have been involved in this meal was salted pork, beans, ships, biscuits, and wine based on the supplies that the Spanish would have brought in with right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But a precise list of what they would have had would be a complete guess.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Spain wanted to remove the French settlement at Fort Caroline, which is near present
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[SPEAKER_00]: One, Rebo, one Rebo, sailed against the Spanish, but a hurricane wrecked his ships further south.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He got wrecked.
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[SPEAKER_00]: He did.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Mendez attacked the French fort while many of its defenders were away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Spanish troops later executed surrender French survivors near an inlet south of town.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Religion and control of the coast both drove this conflict in the inlet became Matandus, which meant slotters.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what the place is called today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Flotters?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, it means slotters, but it's called Matandus or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: St. Augustine helped Spain protect the route used by treasure ships.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It also sheltered shipwrecks survivors and supported salvage work.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's positioned, mattered, even when the town itself made a little money.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In 1586, Sir Francis Drake burned the town and it's wooden fort.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Again, there's always a fire.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The residents rebuilt a major fire and then a hurricane struck in 1599.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Pirate Robert SIRL, a tact in 1668.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The National Park Service records 60 people that were killed in 70 held for ransom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The raid helped convince Spain to build a stone fort.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The stone fort is still there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Did you guys see some of those on the cruise?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Work began on the
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[SPEAKER_00]: when like a stillout day San Marcos in 1672.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You just speak Spanish like Peggy Hill.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come slide on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come slide on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kai Thao.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kai Thao.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's first major construction phase ended in 1695.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And later work raised the walls and changed the rooms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: native workers formed the largest group that built it, and many were forced into service.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Free and enslaved Africans, soldiers, prisoners, and skilled tradesmen also worked there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The stone is Kokina.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's limestone made from shell fragments, naturally cemented together, and it came from quarries on Anastasia Island.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When cannonballs hit, that shell rock could compress and absorb the blow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Some shots lost in the walls instead of shattering.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The walls is thickness and the fort's design help too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The Castella was never captured in battle.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It changed owners through agreements and transfers of power.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One of the cool things I learned about that fort was there were three signers of the Declaration of Independence who were held prisoner there by belief the British.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I thought that was pretty cool.
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[SPEAKER_00]: To like, the forest still there and you can go into it and explore it and stuff and like, I don't know, I thought that was pretty cool on itself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So one of my favorite stories that they told on the tour, which I thought I wrote down, I can't see it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: was one of the graveyards.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember watching on an episode, I think it was Kindred Spirit.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's the graveyard I told you about, which was the oldest European graveyard in the United States.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it has the remains of thousands of people, but I sent you the picture and it doesn't work like it's very big because there's not a lot of remaining stones left.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So, I'm guessing over time, like people just bury the world in each other.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But there was a really interesting story of one of the stones, and I took a picture of it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: In the very front, off to the side, there's this massive tree.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, there's the trees in there are so cool looking.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But this boy lived with his mom in the building that's right next to it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And the boy loved to go explore the graveyard and play around in it by himself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he would always talk about like his friends that were hanging around the graveyard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, he loved to climb the tree too.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so I guess one day he was climbing the tree and he fell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And he he died when he fell off his tree and so his mom ended up bearing him like he she got the grave his grave placed where he fell Right below the tree and he's the only one right there So there's the local legend goes that
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[SPEAKER_00]: at night, he'll be playing around on the graveyard with his friends.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I'm the grave is real, and you can look up how he died, so that the whole story seems to be true.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, so I took a picture of that, I thought that was really interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's one of my favorite stories.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There was another kid that died that that was the sad story, but I don't remember it as well.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember the little it was a little girl in her dad was the gatekeeper.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Like he managed the gate to let people in and out of town.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so she was really young and she died in the cemetery or she died and was buried in the cemetery across from that gate.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so there's a story about how she will walk around the graveyard.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But there's a lot of really cool buildings and like streets and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: One of the place we went into, which I never been into one of these.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure as few guys have.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was the very first wax museum.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've been in several ways for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Have you been on the work?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we went in and we walked around.
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[SPEAKER_00]: they look real like these blacks and we're in their at night after being what a bunch of ghost stories.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I turn the corner.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I thought that that was it was a person.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, that little creepy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But then I kept thinking like someone's going to jump out like one of these is as a real person who's going to be like you know, you've never been with the one in Tennessee.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, really, they used to have one in Gatlandburg and that one closed many years ago, and then they built the one in pigeon forge.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've been to that one several times.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they've freaking out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I always think like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Did they kill someone and like coat that like there was a movie like wax man or something like that where You would kill people and make wax stalls out of I mean it takes some talent To be able to make some videos and they do like the celebrity ones and like the different eyes so they're matching You know like the weight they'll the way they do the hair and the eyelashes and it's crazy
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they had, they had some presidents in there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I remember what presidents they were.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Because we were not just that, like the good ones like Madam T. So it's like even that outfit is really exactly like they always, you know, they use an outfit that's pictured or whatnot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, even that's replicated exactly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, Sam, some of them are like intricate beadwork.
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[SPEAKER_00]: At the place where you go to first get on the trolley, they have like this little room that you go into.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's a little bit bigger in this room.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And they had one of the first historians believe it could be one of the very first Ouija ports.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because the on it, it has like the very first patent that was placed on it and you could tell it's really old.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They also had something else that was very interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was kind of weird.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They had it in the middle of the room.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But back then, when someone would die, they would bring this like little, if fold it up and tell most like a suitcase and they could come in and then put the body on it in the house or whatever, and then I train you and prepare you for your funeral.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And they used to come.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Everything was done at the house.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and so they have or all and everything was done at the house.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so this was a real one that was used in St. Augustine back then.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I was it was interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was very creepy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they also had a bunch of death masks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, when I loved to there was this old lady who was looking at them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, what are these when they die?
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[SPEAKER_02]: They put plaster on their face.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, she said it like right next to the sign that said like explained all of it and I'm like sure get it in a minute five four three
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they're dead, man, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's like the actual, like in the movie, it takes place.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's out near, like, out Washington state, like that side of the country.
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[SPEAKER_00]: When it was sailing, because it's not far from Boston.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Boston, Washington state, not the West.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Or at least, I think that's where it was filmed, the West.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think I'm not sure.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I guess I got this magical device.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've learned so much about that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have to look and I bet it tell me where is the practical magic helps look.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's been searched.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I have people on go walk by it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Take a picture over the gate.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so they did rebuild the house from scratch, but it was built on a back-lot sound stage that weren't our brothers in England.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they probably offer tours.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they very well could, because I mean, that's why you can do it at the Harry Potter studios.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it like Wendy go take a tour and
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did you guys see that there's going to be another John Bany Ramsey?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what's her face on it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Melissa McCarthy.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm curious if they're going to, like, how they're going to portray the parents.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's going to be real interesting.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Is it serious?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is it serious?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is it isn't a jockey series?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think so.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a docky series.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What is Melissa's involvement?
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[SPEAKER_02]: She's the mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's the mom.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, in December 10th, Netflix, I think that's right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I just saw it today.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I see middle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I mean, I'm definitely watching it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I'll watch it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll watch it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Can you watch pain drive?
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[SPEAKER_00]: She probably did you see what I'm making.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm making Josh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is going to be a show for my mom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: because the old, yep, pretty much, it's a pretty collar.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know, whenever I get our website up to date and finished and we have a store on it, someday I'm going to finish that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you need to finish that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll be like on my death bed and be like, hold on, God, give me a couple of minutes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know how many people have messaged me every now and then, say, I don't know, I got a deal.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm looking for, I can't find your merch door.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not looking for your merch door.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But we do have some things that I think some listeners are really like.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm telling you every time, because I got them upstairs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're telling them, you're just teasing them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Edge in them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know how.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Edge in them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They want us to milk, I'm not adjunct, but no, every time I see these, I'm like, these are going to be mine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I need to get them all the website, or I'm going to start using them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: but they are crocheted, little, they're in our collars, like the collars of the haunted bunker, but you can like put them around any of your beverages or like Kim's sippy things, but they're all hand crocheted, but they are so cool looking, you can like fold them over and there's buttons and how am I gonna look at you now?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they were made by all the hookers we know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know they were hooking and hooking and hooking and hooking and hooking but I thought on the on the website, which is I'm not that I brought this up because I was going to remind you guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I think that each of us should have our own section of like our favorite things.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, of like it could be fun.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like Kim, you have like crimson crocheted stuff, huge girl panties.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know whatever you think's cool and interesting that you like represent you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And like your style and your feel and your, you know, you're, and I feel like Josh, yours is a little bit, she, a little bit, she, a little.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What land is there good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What would it, won't be a mine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What would you guys.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, I know, but the latest tech.
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[SPEAKER_02]: a robot.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The latest.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I found I was probably just a little late at the latest.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I found that is computer a robot of some sort that does some type of manual labor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I feel a type.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel a dishwasher loader.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I want.
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[SPEAKER_00]: A little robot dishwasher loader just loads up my dishwasher and unloads.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I hate, I don't mind loading the dishwasher.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm noting it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There's nothing I hit more than a laundry folder.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I saw this a little t-shirt then.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, or just a robot that will fall off.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Three baskets all of laundry that needs to be folded.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I saw this picture the other day, and I laughed so hard at it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it said that people with ADHD would rather show a new business and fold their laundry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I'm like, that is so true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I got two baskets in front of my dryer now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Perfectly clean.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Me too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I got socks out of it every morning this week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's where these pants came from and Josh, when I put these socks on, I made sure to hack them up real high so that everyone knew that I was a straight pain.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then you see, I got a little ankle fucker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what, I cannot stand is those little bit of socks.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the shorter ones than the little ankle socks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Don't go like this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I haven't actually, yeah, I've actually bought those.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who needs some no-show socks?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Good question.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Some women do like at the rain flat, and if you don't wear socks, they can smell sometimes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I guess, but I've never seen someone socks and be like, oh my gosh, I can see her socks.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What?
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[SPEAKER_00]: My gosh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm embarrassing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm so sorry for her.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like Sean, I don't want to be more of a, like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: especially for women has to go, but no, I mean, I feel like mismatch people don't give too rats.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, we're like, we're all hateful.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, everybody hates the laundry.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, back when the girls were little, that was a thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You wore mismatch socks and you could even buy bags of socks that did not match.
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[SPEAKER_02]: the sex bracelets, sex bracelets, the little gel, like rubbery bracelets, there were real thin, I'll warm all the time, like all the like emo, golf kids warm, there were real thin, little like plastic bracelets that we would all wear.
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[SPEAKER_00]: This is Josh making up history.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Any color, met something else.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You remember that little, those old squishy things that everyone would just start talking with?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I've got two at home.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you jack off or pay with the vagina.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: To you, really.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm proud of it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I bought you guys one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I found one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That is right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I've not seen them in a long time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So you look like that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yep.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Three, two, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three, four, three
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you know, I hope you, I hope that's the same Josh and really awesome.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Big old smile.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, they were gifts.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not used.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you know where Kim and I are going this weekend to be tell you this?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Where are we going, Kim?
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to Brown County.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're helping our buddy Brandt at a, is it a rock festival show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, a gem show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: See, I agree to go help.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know what it is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a gem show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so he's going to haul a big trailer of a bunch of that's why I have this face because I'm like you two volunteer to go help him.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he don't drive blindly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, technically he volunteered to fall for heavy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Technically he volunteered to go help and I'm just going along.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm supervising Kims the meal.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's the donkeys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's going to be hauling.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's going to be like, oh good, I can rely on them to help me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, my first question was, okay, do you have chairs for us?
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[SPEAKER_00]: So we need to bring our own chairs in our company's chairs going because if this is mad, my butt is not on metal for a while.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, but why I thought this is going to be fun because I love to watch people.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But I did tell him I'm like, now if someone steals something, I'm cutting off a finger.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, you'll get a lot of people coming up like, ooh, ooh, and then walking away.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, I mean, I have no eyes in the farm.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't care if I buy a shoot or not, but.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, it's, it's funny when you like work.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like, how similar everybody is.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And everyone will be like, oh, oh, look at that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Tell me about this one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're afraid to just like, I'm an interested.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like, quickly make that decision.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They got to feel like, oh, I got to look.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: By the way, does the, the hotel have a pool?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, we went to Bloomington and then went to Bloomington all in a way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We stayed the night down in Bloomington.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Josh or Shane told the guy in the front desk.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We were there for porno.
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[SPEAKER_00]: and it just happened to be that Rodney was filming me for a history story, so they treated us like trash.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Which came was trash.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I even called down and said, yeah, because this was kind of, this is during COVID.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I even called down and said, hey, is sure, pull open, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then after.
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[SPEAKER_00]: After I checked in, they closed the circle.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm delighted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a lot, assholes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So I want to tell you guys two things that happen to me this week, before we leave our listeners.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The first thing, how's it this little coffee shop here today?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I go to the bathroom, and I have a habit of not bringing my phone when I go to the bathroom, because I think like... You hate yourself.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it's nasty.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to get pooped for humans all over my phone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I can't see a tattoo off of them.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, anyway, so I'm in the bathroom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I finish my business and I go to leave.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And the worst thing possible happened.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The door knob would not turn again.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is your top balance.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it was completely different coffee shop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So here I am in the bathroom in the bathroom and the bathroom is in the very back So like you have to go down this hallway to get to it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So it's not like there's just gonna be someone casual It's not the most convoluted bathrooms.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm like the coffee shops I normally end up at like the better ones are older like you know mom popcorn right So here I am waiting turn the light off so I could because like the light had like this Roar noise so I could hear someone walk on the hallway find I hear a lady and I'm like
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[SPEAKER_00]: Hi, um, could you do me a quick favor?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Bring your phone with you next time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I will.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'll give it my pocket and I hear that's I need to go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What do you need?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That means like, could you go to the front desk and tell them that this door will not open?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Please.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And then she the ladies like oh yeah one moment I grew up there and the lady comes comes back there and they She had like the screw driver.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She's like stuck in between the thing and like It's a common.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a common thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks to damn don't ask it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll see you there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You $20,000 and getting a drop Jesus, but it like the lock
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think Warren guessing it's like the lock gets stuck or something closed and it's would not pop the lock ring with the bell on the outside.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, like the whole cemetery.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ding-dong.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So then the next day I go up to Warsaw at the lake and there's a little
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, internet at these coffee shops are so things slow, so I always use my phone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Use my phone's hot spot.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I put it in a window so it can have better service.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I have never had this happen to me, but my phone got overheated.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And when it gets overheated, like it shuts off and the screen just says phone overheated, like you can't do it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You can't do anything.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And it stained like that for almost an hour.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's got a cool down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you know the sucky part about that is my phone is also my
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, so after about 30 minutes, I'm like, okay, great.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I can't call anyone.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, there's I can't go to my and you know the funny thing is is that I have a card back up key.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think you're curious it with him?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, do I have room for it my wallet?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Absolutely, but every time I switch to a new wallet, I'm like minimalist, I'm going to make sure I only carry things like apps, the linies, so I'm not, I don't ever use to kiss.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not my wallet.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, I'm not in the town I live in.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't have anyone's phone number memorized with my grandmother's phone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It did, though.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought that the other day, I was like, yeah, I know Grandma's old phone, which I, is our aunt's.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's our aunt's phone, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It might tell you about the one I know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: The weird part about that is whenever there's a major apple update, freaking our grandmother's phone number goes back to her name and her picture.
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[SPEAKER_00]: My aunt text me the other day and I'm driving in the car and my grandma's name popped up.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like grandma fostered.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, What I do I push the car to read it out loud and I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have a grievance this week, you're the one that always has the grievance, so now I have one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you're not we're not going to have to complain.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, we don't plan to thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
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[SPEAKER_01]: In general, when one order something and you watch the tracking on where your package is that drove me crazy at ordered something and I would see
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[SPEAKER_01]: 753 leaving such and such destination 755 arriving at such and such destination and they were the same destination and then it would leave again from that destination and ride back at the same destination and I'm like my God somebody did somebody do something somebody's going to hit us
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[SPEAKER_00]: I ordered my Amazon or it said it's supposed to be here today and it says now tomorrow I'm mad and as and yesterday as well right that's what my vibrator It's so bad.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's my Amazon order Got a lightener and G strings.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember Kim when we had a mutual friend who got that vibrator and broke your teeth?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was a pin.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was a pin that was a vibrator.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Man, I'm so jealous.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I wish I was a woman just so I could use the rose.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That seems like there'd be such a good time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, he has no idea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, not a clue.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's the rose, Kim?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is however I wouldn't mind having one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It is a small, it looks like a little rose.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's a pretty little rechargeable, clitsucker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure exactly how it goes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But what I feel like malfunctions is like, it's like, no, well, she is the amount of women who use them, I don't think they, you know,
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm afraid it'll like burn it off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've seen a lot of stuff.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's like the... Look at Kim being modest.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not never on the one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't have one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it's for when you want pleasure, but not penetration.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying that I never wanted one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just said I don't have one.
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[SPEAKER_00]: But we could get you one, can you?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Christmas, it's coming now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And you might be, too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're just a rose between two thumbs.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You can play to that midlers, the rose and it probably won't take you very long with her probably a 10 seconds old probably.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Kim was telling us a story that the day she's like, yeah, I was doing something about a batter.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Let's tell you a story about the batteries and your remote or something.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, yeah, you prefer, you took the batteries out and there in your bedroom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, we have the best.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We have the best listeners are friend Jennifer, and when she found out that I was having a rough week last week with my brother-in-law passing away and being so sick, she sent me some flowers.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I saw that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it was so pretty.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I saw that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you see where she sent me?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Probably.
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[SPEAKER_01]: a burger.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Did you not see?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Me either.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Didn't send me a dang bag, Jennifer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, don't go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Poor thing.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I know I'm I mad though.
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[SPEAKER_00]: She wants us to go and go to the museum.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I said them on the entertainment center, which is right underneath my big TV that's
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're too tall, so they're blocking the sensor.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I kept sitting there going, me and why is my remote not working?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then I'm like, oh, the flowers are in the wrong place.
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[SPEAKER_00]: First world problems.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Literally, first world problems.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My strecle is real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Did I move them?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, because they look really good on my inner team of the center.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just go around them now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Have you guys tried the new, like those newer grapes?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the candy ones and the cotton candy ones.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, like the gum drop and then the cotton candy ones.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, why would you do that to a grape?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're delicious.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_00]: They're X. I'm telling you.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They are.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_00]: And so good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I saw the price and I thought that was for the bag.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No purpose was found.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I got I bought some and I went and I put them on the bottom.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Jesus, love the house for my life, but I've had it before.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Don't try tasting those without paying the gun you down.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I absolutely love grapes, but I, and I've had the cut candy one before.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like the gun, but I just love grapes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I do too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Are they the smaller ones?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're a little small.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I tried those more recently, and they were, I mean, the way you were full.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I liked how little they were, too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yep, the cotton candy ones were gone, but does gum drops.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's where it's at.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Cotton candy, it's a little too big for my taste.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What's funny with the cotton candy ones is I feel like I can taste the cotton candy, the first two, and then it just appears.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's so bizarre, and at first I'm like, well, maybe the first two or the only ones that tasted like cotton candy, and then I'll have more later, like the next day, and I'm like, again, the first two, it's almost like your taste buds, like taste it, and then the disappears.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And it's so potent, the first cup.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then it's like, but the gum drop, it continues to taste like gum drop.
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[SPEAKER_00]: They were good.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It was very good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Big fan of the gumdrop, you know, stick to just regular ol' grapes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, like those better.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just gonna just get you a prune.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You big all prune, you big all prune.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You big all prune, you big all prune.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You big all prune, you big all prune.
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[SPEAKER_02]: She a plumb turned it into a prune.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right for you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right for you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right for you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Get in there.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right, guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thanks for joining us today.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We had fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks for listening to us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's hope that I can make a home awake because it's been a berry.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, if you don't, we'll have a good story.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, three in with Rodney.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You No, we won't do that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, it would be rude.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just kidding.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Don't come haunt this.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, do come haunt.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We've had monetized that.
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[SPEAKER_00]: As long as he stays niche for him, he don't go on.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Only when we are here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Well, thanks guys.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll be right back here next week.
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[SPEAKER_02]: can share well finishing her what you say that was a bikini bottom for you can finish with her well it is a show from my mother seen out that is how you know you are
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[SPEAKER_02]: Elderly when you were here when people start getting your shells.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's when you know you were here when saying You're gonna be sitting and you're gonna be chilling.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She every time she gets into my car She gets cold because I keep it cool enough that I can stay awake, you know while I'm driving Oh, and now you're making a show.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I've got shells
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[SPEAKER_02]: That I have to have shows.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's a good idea.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A car show because I get sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: She always uses a sweater, but she has a hard time getting the sweater in on and off in the car.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so that's what it's for the car.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like that idea because I love
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[SPEAKER_02]: the the atrics of wearing a head scarf wrapped around your head and sunglasses on my wife driving.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love doing it on the summer with the windows down.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I put on some steven mix that I just drive like the 1950s.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But with a shawl that would just icing on the cake.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I think he wants a shawl or too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: All of this is some nice gloves.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just thought it was going to make a whole bunch this year and then get them out for Christmas presents.
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[SPEAKER_02]: can't believe it's the middle of September.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was even actually looking at a pattern that was a butterfly for somebody I know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I saw a butterfly tattoo, someone got for Dolly Parton that I liked, because I've been wanting to get a butterfly for one for grandma.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just haven't because everybody has a butterfly tattoo, but it was a butterfly filled with like, patchwork, many colors.
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[SPEAKER_02]: How about doing something?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't ever get the same tattoo with somebody.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can use it as inspiration to come over to my own.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I thought, oh, that'd be so cute.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Josh would love that and I'd have to look in at it and I'm like, oh, I think that might be a bit Hmm, my expertise.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ashmit her lane.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just go, you know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, guys, we'll be right back here next week.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you later.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Bye.