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You've put me on sleep notes, I've put your sleep
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quite good, wouldn't it if you could do that sometimes
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with people, unplug yourself really not well, just really annoying people.
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Just go and sleep if you like David Paul McKenna.
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Yeah, yeah, and.
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Look into my eyes and my eyes.
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The whole different show. That's what's been happening.
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We have we been catching catch TV.
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Well dum Mark, well done, bless him.
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I'm just that's saying we've been catching up on TV.
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We've been watching a bit of TV.
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We'll we're catching art, meaning like we've watched a few
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series and then we get like way Aid.
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Or because the kid let things.
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We don't watch that you might.
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I don't video that James left.
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We won't talk about that. That was twenty five years ago.
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But catch up on stuff that we start a series
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and then or a new series of something that we
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were watching before comes out, like Clarkson's Farm. That's when
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we've been watching recently.
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So that's definitely like that.
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So that's something everybody will watch because it is very entertaining.
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With the love or hate Jeremy Clarkson. Educational, Yes, it's
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very educational. But what I'm saying is like, well, not
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people don't yeh. Here's education about farming life basically because
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we are not farmers, so we don't really appreciate all
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the stuff that goes on in the farming world because
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that's not our world.
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You know.
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We look at fields and we go all that's nice
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and there's some nice cows and you get nice food,
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and we don't really understand. I mean, you worked on
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a farm when you were like.
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Yeah, that's different, and landscaping you get to appreciate soil, yeah.
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And weather conditions and that stuff. Just how nature obviously
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messing with it as well.
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Educational like he's obviously tried to and I.
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Think we get sack in a minute, but get away
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and get back in your box. Talent, but no more
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and more so just that everybody will watch it. But
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it's also whether you love or hate Jeremy Clarkson. It
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is entertaining and it's grown obviously a massive population. Well
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when he first started, he he'd obviously bought this farm
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in I think it's like two thousand and eight or something,
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and he had the original farmer farmed it. He just
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owned it and had the big house and they had
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a proper farm who knew what he was doing vaguely
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to run it. So then he retired, and then Jeremy
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Clarks decided, I know a for a great TV series,
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but also to him to take over, and obviously then
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had to employ people who did know what they were
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doing to sort of guide him or him just ignore
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every piece of advice they've ever given him. So it
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is obviously that him failing many, many many times and
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buying ridiculous equipment they doesn't really need gadgets and director, yeah,
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and animals that are complete nightmare to look after, but
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it does make good TV. And so NeXT's on its
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fifth series, so there's got some real characters in it
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as well. So it's same characters, same characters who stayed
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throughout and a few people come in and out from
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external whatever's going on in that series. So he's obviously
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that himself. His long term partner, as she's described Lisa,
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who's very tall. She's also very tall, So Jim Clark's
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about six five, do we work out she's got to
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be about six three. I reckon sixty two.
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That's very tall for a lady.
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It's good though, so she can like literally look him
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in the place. I don't think that really matters much
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for because he's had that other female female farmer name
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Harriet or something. Harriet came Harriet, she came on and
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she was telling him, bossing him around and telling what
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to trimming his eyebrows and all sorts of So it's
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very like behind the scenes, it's apparently not scripted, but
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obviously there's a there's a there's a plan. Obviously they
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know for that day they've got to do certain things
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on the farm, and obviously they can work it around
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and say, okay, why don't we get so and so. So.
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Caleb is this young farmer who he's got in initially
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from day one pretty much, who's very very naive about
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the rest of the world. He literally knows farming, and
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he knows his fields, and he knows his local village,
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he knows everybody in it, and he's very knowledge about
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that side of thing. But anything outside, for popular culture
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or anything outside in the world, he doesn't know about.
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I mean, in this current series series five is the
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first time they go out of England. He goes, oh yeah,
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he leaves England, I mean basically leaves Oxfordshire, which I
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don't think he's really done that much public although he has.
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He's because he's become really successful in his own right.
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So Caleb obviously is a bit of a character, but
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he's done a tour is written and watch who goes
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to watch half the people that not doing tours and
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talks and it's not just something we would go and see.
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But there's so many people. You've seen him on the
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thing when he's out and about, he's getting stopped as
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much as Jeremy Clarkson now become has become a little
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celebrity in his own right.
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He did bring up the valid point about number plates
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because if there was the driving towards the tunnel, it's like, well,
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what's obviously French number plates, and there was. He couldn't
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get the germale because that's a.
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D was Denmark, which is what you'd think it.
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Would be, makes sense everyone else nol Netherlands.
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Yeah, but no, then you've got Spain Ispaniel. That's not it.
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Yeah, but at least it's in their language. Is there
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any others? Okay?
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Okay, So anyway, Caleb leaves the country, which is quite entertaining.
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It's very good.
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You didn't like the tunnel, but they've done, they've done.
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I mean, how much do you think each? So it's
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Amazon Prime, so Jermy Clarks and obvious is done extremely
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well out of this series eight because he knows how
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to make good TV or good series and obviously he's
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a very good businessman in external of farming what works.
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So how much do you think he gets paid? Roughly
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allegedly per series per series.
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It's got to pay for the farm, which has never
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made any money in five years. So I'd say he's
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getting at least now it's grown. First year wouldn't have
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got as much. I'd say he's now getting five million.
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Series ten is plus ten plus. It's all in dollars
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obviously because it's Amazon Prime, but other channels sorry, but
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this is on Amazon Prime. Yeah. But so it's just
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I think for us it's like just sort of has
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all the sort. And then you've got the crazy like
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little Gerald, who's like the real local yokul who no
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one can understand because he just talks in his own
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full on Cotswold accent.
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Yeah, it just covers everything, doesn't it. And then he's
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bought the pub.
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Yeah, so not only the farm obviously, the pub and
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mad stuff that goes on the part.
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I mean, well, the whole idea of principle the pub
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was to provide food that was all from local farms.
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And also divert divert from because he's got a farm shop,
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and the farm shop caused loads of rifts locally between
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the council. Yeah, because she don't know, I think they've
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moved it to the barn, haven't they now? Parking So yeah,
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it's just because so many people they almost like, you know,
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so popular, rethinks they're going to go and see Jeremy
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Clarks and every time they arrive, and so there was
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like massacres, parking, nightmares, blocking roads all that. Obviously all
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the locals were like, we don't like this, even though
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he was using some of their projects toll But anyway,
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so he's down moved it all to this pub and
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he's got this big barn at the side of the pub,
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which is like a big deli sort of produce everything
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place that people go and buy stuff as well. But again,
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you know, on this series he shows the pub and
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obviously he's flitting between problems solved on the farm and
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having a harp. Yeah. Yeah, so the stress of everything
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and obviously not looking after himself and just seeing mate,
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nothing else. So the pub we were looking. He was saying,
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you weren't there, and he said he sat down and
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literally said, look how many you know? Basically, so the
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I'm going to stop talking now. They've sort of over
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excited themselves with the fame of the pub basically and
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so many people. It's made so popular that people come
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almost like a tourist attraction like going to see Buckham Palace.
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They go to Jeremy Clarkson's pub to say they've been
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to the pub to the point where the toilets have
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to be emptied and so, yes, it's over killed of
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the amount. So the previous pub owners obviously it worked
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fine because they had normal sittings of people. They have
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so many people in the pub and so many covers
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of you like lunches, dinners, whatever.
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And the big one that I couldn't get over was
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the cost that he has to pay for the parking attendants.
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Yeah, around a month.
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So obviously the big one is not to upset the
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local councilors, which they did before with the shop. So
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they're obviously you know them and keeping them happy, bating them.
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But I was like, what twenty So I mean he
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was losing what was it eight grand a month or
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something because they're victim of their own success.
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Yeah, exactly, that's the word I was looking for.
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But then twenty five grand parking attendance just to make
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sure that there's flow on whatever the dual carriageway is outside.
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And yeah, you brought this pub on the side of
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dual carriageway thinking it's a busy road already. So and
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it's got two lanes, so it's not gonna call it
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was going to tell this stuff. It's on the main road.
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It's not like in a quiet country lane. Blood blah.
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But yeah, so many issues. So then also one we're
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not it's not a spoiler because it's just it's just
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what happens on the show. He has a whole load
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of travelers arrive, which he thinks are going to be
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there forever, but they're actually just doing the sort of
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trap racing.
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So there's a there's a there's the law local Byoway
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law that they're allowed to exercise their their animals on
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public carriageways.
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And literally go on to the dual carriageway in between
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the traffic with a horse of the tiny metal car.
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It's just bollocks. We were talking about it. It's like
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when we get the guys coming here, traveling in ham
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and they just leave shit and I mean literally shit everywhere,
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and they break a padlock to get into his car
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park so and the police do nothing about it. They
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give him hundred and fifty quid and three red fifty
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quids to pay for the padlock and the litter they've left.
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I'm like, oh, i'd you got no time for that?
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Yeah he was.
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And also it delayed the pub.
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Opening because no one could come into the car park
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because they've completely taken over the car park with all
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their horse vehicles and trailers and everything like that, and
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they just have to wait. And he's like, well are
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they leaving a lot? The police are just there, but
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they can't do anything, which is ridiculous because they've actually
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broken and entered so but these people don't have anywhere
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that they can send an official letter to charge them anyway.
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A sorry from that, the pub interestingly has so many
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so he went in. He said, right, these light bulbs
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in the toilets people take every single day, they're replacing
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light bulbs. And then even worse than that, who would
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want to the urinal plug things. They've had to screw
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in now officially with these particular filter things because people
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were taking them. Who on earth would want to take
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a urinal thing that loads of people of weed.
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I doubt it was bespoke with the farmer's dog of it.
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No, it's got nothing to do with the pub on it.
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And I mean the glasses. This was the thing that
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standard us. So he's got normal like pint glasses which
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just walks in beer On hasn't got the name of
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the pub, hasn't got Jeremy Clarkson, hasn't got clarks and
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his farm hasn't got anything that it would be really
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called just the brewery. How many glasses per week that
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our stolen was astounding.
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We thought be thirty to forty and we were four hundred,
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four hundred glasses they're having to replace those three weeks.
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Need to kind of frisk people.
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These have sort of a metal detector gate. They have to
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go literally or like hit them with something, so they're
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holding a glass at break you just jangle your back
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o them and if.
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Nothing breaks and laceraates any veins.
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They need to have security on the past when they
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leave the pub. Yes, you do a bag search if
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you go into stadium, need your bag search when they
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leave converted.
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Honestly, I'm going to how many we should ask Sarah
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from the boats how many? How many glasses they think
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go missing, especially when they get a new one. Have
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you stolen the one from there?
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Not that we stole one? Right, No, we didn't steal
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them personally. One arrived with a group of Flynn's friends
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once one night and has stayed. And then the other
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one was a person who shall not be named. He
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brought it back to our house.
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Is that the name that rhymes with dune keep? What
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is his name rhyme with dune keep?
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No, oh, that is not a rhyme for.
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Dumb key rhymes with yes.
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But we can't name him Dylan. He's more important person
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he actually did. He was just there.
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He did. You're trying to back out now? He put
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it in your bag and you agree to it? I
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didn't you have obeyed and accompless? Yes the Michael Jackson trial,
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so yes. But the educational bit the land I found amazing.
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But they drove to Netherlands with.
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One back just re fraction continue attraction meaning so obviously
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with the whole future of farming, smart farming. They were
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also by anything that's linked to that, because obviously, you know,
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the lot of the farming is fundamentally hours and hours
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of people doing manual labor, using tools to help them,
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but it's still a manual supervision, humans supervising whatever machine
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is being big.
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Change as well, obviously was a government change that farms
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were no longer avoiding inheritance tax. Yeah, and you know
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what's the name Rachel Reeves said it was it would
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only affect x amount and it didn't affected seventy five percent,
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rather than she's saying it only affected twenty percent. She
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was trying to get rid of, as Jeremy Clark's validly said,
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people like the wealthy people that come in by all
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this land for tax avoidance systems. But look at how
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many of the family farms they've just hit with this,
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which is.
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Even the machinery, because it was something like the million
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pound was the cap and even just some of the machinery,
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and it cost that before you even bring in the
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animals and bring in you know, the produce and the
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sort of distribution costs and all those things that have
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to be put into mega that's just small small holdings. Okay,
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carry on smart farming.
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So yeah, so they're looking at increasing the productivity their farm.
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So they go to Netherlands and they go to this
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place and this big Dutch guy. Obviously you walk into
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the barn. The barn had slated floors so it could
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underheat so airflow, so they could keep grain and produce
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in there, so there'd be natural airflow. That was by
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the by the most amazing all the Fendy tractors, which
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I think that's a bag brand.
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Fentalvent amazing, but Jimmy Clrtson is saying they fit all
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their barns into one of their barns. This guy had
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had five amazing top of the range was.
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Proper nerds, so he had this ability to he had
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a sensor that would go over the farmland and measure
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the fertility of the ground and so he could then
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put that into a system and then when he fertilizes
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the ground, it would vary the amount of fertilizer required
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on which part of them of that field which was
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low producing. So that was phenomenal.
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Also done by almost like a drone and another equipment.
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It wasn't actually done by a human smile.
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That one was that one where he was pulling it
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along on a quad bike.
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Yeah, no, that was that was measuring it, but I
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mean actually spraying the crops the first.
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The yes, they were doing it by drone.
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Not fertilizer. Was the other one as well, was like
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the weed killer as well.
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But he had these massive drones and then EU law
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he was saying, very clever law, you're not allowed to
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fly drones. So he basically qualified his farm as a
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airport as an airport so he could therefore fly his drones.
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But it was very interesting about and then obviously there
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was he that they went to a farm show and
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there was there was manless tractors which could all be
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programmed by.
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Yeah, they went to this agriculture show in the UK originally,
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wasn't it Yeah somewhere, and obviously Germy class are walking
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around game what's that? It was like Kaylee was literally
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like a kidney sweech up, just like, oh god, this
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is so So he went off and then Germy class
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and obviously got amazing sold gadgets.
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And I just wonder how many farmers can afford that.
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I mean, he I'm sure you can, like combine you
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can lease it or what if you do read?
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So there was this robot more robot and sounds really
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generic but like a computerized robot machine. Basically that would
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the tractor. The other one they kill something or other
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whatever it's called acbot or something, and so obviously it
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would literally like you said, just program to go along,
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turn start at certain places perfectly lines love so you
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can lease that. But I think they're about like three
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hundred ground or something.
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But they did actually bring some of that technology because
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then when they fertilized the farm, they knew he'd already
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this guy, the Dutch guy, I'd already scanned one of
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their fields. You've got very fertile soil here, but less so,
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so you could see it changing the quantity.
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Of Yeah, so then they don't just literally bog standard
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cover the whole thing. The most exciting thing that was
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really exciting. But then the other smart farming was that
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one in Rotterdam where it was like a floating farm,
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so floating chair far completely self sufficient. So this couple
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who owned it, it was very not a huge it was
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like an ache or something on three levels. So it
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was literally just like in the dock, floating around had
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like a little field so the cows can get free range,
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so they can go.
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All and off they.
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Go to the field, have a little chill and some grass,
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have a poo, whatever they want to do, and then
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come back in when they know they need milking. They
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just walk into this little area and it all self
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attacked and then there are thank you do the milking.
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And then within that whole floating farm was so they
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used the grass cuttings from the football stadium to feed
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the cows.
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So that's like apparently because they spray and seaweeter, it's
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highly nutrient for the cows as well.
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They use the cow dung to with a desalinationalation of
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the water so that they have the fresh water for
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the cow to drink. And then the top level was
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the cows. The middle level was like the milking and
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production of the milk and distributing of milk, and then
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the lower ground floor under the water. Basically it was
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just beautifully cooled cheesery if that's the word.
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From the other thing is they used to go around
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more ofterdam and pick up all the old bread and stuff.
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Oh yeah, forgot, and that was feed.
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With the cow. They're now producing it into building materials.
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Oh yes, yeah, so it was free.
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It was very clever. But you made me think about
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the check your laptop just in case. It made me
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think about gyms because there was a gym once. I
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can't remember. I think it was the States where if
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everything was self powered, so you know, like the treadmills
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and all of that, you have to run on troubles, well,
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it would work out how much energy you're producing, and
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that would reduce the fees, your monthly fees.
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So how many people using a treadmill or.
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So if someone's using a treadmill self powered, obviously you're
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producing wattage or power. So like it was all plugged in,
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so that energy was then put back into the system
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and so would reduce the cost of electricity and all
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the others, and then they would give a reduction of
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fees to the client. Because of how much the problem
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is going.
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You'd just want to get endurance people runners.
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But there must be a way of.
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Doing gyms because most people now doing weight stuff and
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so much. You know, all the gyms are changing. Whether
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you have like a whole bag of twenty twenty treadmills,
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they've now got a hot a quarter about that. It's
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all three weights and spin clasps. Spin class is probably
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the only one that you can remember.
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My idea. So you've got treadmills or bikes, other cardiovascular
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equipment is available, and you're in front of a mirror,
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and you're linked to your heart rate, and the heart
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rate is based on your percentage of training. And once
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you hit certain percentage of training, the mirror de miss
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and you've got a pole dancer male or female. And
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then obviously if you if you offer to go too low,
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it miss up again and you lose.
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I think there's certain private members clubs that probably would
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buy that. I don't think general gym's is family. Do
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you think that could be massive family gym?
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Well you could then okay, you get rewarded with I
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don't know what would a family gym have behind mirror,
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little puppy dogs playing.
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Okay, I'm not sure massive massive in private members there
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we are, you've got you're not so, yeah, But the
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struble is just sort of you will get weirdos.
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That's what we vet them do.
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What the people behind the mirrors those obviously they have
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to be very flexible.
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Is that that would just be.
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Me and is that an AI image, like not an
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actual person.
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That would be real and you can see them when
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they come out. Occasionally you have like meet and greet.
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You are really quite weird.
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It's not that is massive. I'm going to I'm going
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to pitch it to Tomm who runs Nourfield and Kings,
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and I think this could be Tom.
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Will go for I think he might personally, but I'm
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not sure enough. All right, never say never.
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Improves people's fitness and health and well being.
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Attack they get too excited.
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Well, there is that that Danish footballer had another heart
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attack on the pitch, you know, the guy who did
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he play for? I should know more information. So he
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had a heart attack on the pitch four years ago.
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Yes, I remember that, very very scary.
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Anyway, they'reing a friendly game. He's thirty two now and
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he had a basically a defil fitted within him. I
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forget what they call which restarts the heart if it stops.
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And he collapsed in the game. He walked himself off.
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He came back to consciousness, but of the rest of
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the shooting themselves. But yeah, sorry, heart attacks not very nice.
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So that's my idea of the gym. But you know,
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I think modernizing because if you look around, it made
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me look at things completely differently, like how can we
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be more efficient? I always go on about this, but
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the amount of people in the world and just putting
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the bins out weekly and look along the street.
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But you buying packaging, the packaging of buying, you know,
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even fruits and vegetables you can't you know there is
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but then it's still the packaging.
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Of mate from New Zealand. Gordon was like, is everything
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in plastic here? Everything? And now they don't provide paper
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bags and Sainspury's so you have to bring your own bag,
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which is fine, but if you forget, you can't do it.
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So you're not going to put four oranges, four apples
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whatever in your troll.
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Sometimes they do. It's a bit like, you know, a
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bigger piece of fat.
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But we did try and do that didn't where we
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tried not to use but you can't with things like berries,
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they won't.
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They're starting to do some of the free the soft
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berries and things are that into more cardboard. That makes
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more sense, yeah, because.
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You can still got plastic top, isn't it.
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No, it does have a plastic film, but some I
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don't understand why they need to cover it. But you
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have nutters who will go and just eat stuff.
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Well, no, it's that would crush them. But I do
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think after watching that, you look around and you go,
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surely we can do things more efficiently if this, if
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this couple can do what they did with this floating
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farm in Rotterdam. And they, I mean, they've ticked so
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many boxes use of you know, food wastage is huge. Now,
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that's massive, and they're using that. It was very fair that.
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Thing with pigs are really handy for that, aren't they set?
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Because they just leap?
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But then that was a sad story about it. So
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they chose a traditional breed of pig and it was
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called the spotted dick. Let's call it okay, And then
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he was, you know, he was very sad when he
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had to send them to the slaughter and then the
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slaughter houseman showed him the difference between his pigs and
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a modern pig and the amount of fat that was on.
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Here he goes, I can't do much with this. You
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can't make bacon with it, can only make sausages, and
490
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so you can everything.
491
00:25:41.799 --> 00:25:42.799
Everything has changed.
492
00:25:43.319 --> 00:25:46.400
Well, no, but the way, the way that we've even breeding.
493
00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:51.240
It was what I'm saying to him to use money,
494
00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:53.000
because you'll get less money probably for sausages than he
495
00:25:53.000 --> 00:25:57.640
would for really good bacon. I don't know. I know
496
00:25:57.720 --> 00:26:03.400
it's weird, isn't it. But yeah, no World Cup football.
497
00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:04.880
I'm not going to talk about it much because obviously
498
00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:07.119
it's just about to happen. But we talked about it
499
00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:10.279
last week. But the funny things I have seen, I
500
00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:13.039
think we should become Norwegian. I mean you went there recently,
501
00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:17.599
but actually to become Norwegian. So they've got the Norwegian
502
00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:21.759
fans and everything are amazing. So've arrived in America for
503
00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:25.039
the World Cup and they're already taking over certain areas
504
00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:27.920
of America with their massive sort of crowd things. But
505
00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:31.720
they've also got this amazing rowing thing in the crowd,
506
00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:34.160
so they literally have someone almost like a massive drum
507
00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:38.000
and the whole crowd like they're rowing a massive Viking.
508
00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:41.400
It's really so. I sent to our friend Learn and
509
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:45.200
I was like, right, we're going to be when England
510
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:51.200
are not playing, we will be Norwegian. Because and also
511
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there was his name place for a man city, tall
512
00:26:54.599 --> 00:27:01.000
blonde Harland. So the Norwegian team photo that all dressed
513
00:27:01.079 --> 00:27:05.440
in traditional Viking literally on the shore. Whether it's a backdrop,
514
00:27:05.480 --> 00:27:07.680
I don't know, but it looks like the England.
515
00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:09.640
Team like vest stella and a cigarette.
516
00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:11.720
Nice, really nice.
517
00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:14.160
There's all talk because there's so many more games happening
518
00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:17.799
now and the competition goes on for longer. The big
519
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:21.839
talk within the teams is injury prevention because to start
520
00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:23.880
within the pool games, I think they have six days
521
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:25.759
recovery and then as it goes through they get less
522
00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:27.799
and less in between. If you get to the quarter
523
00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:31.119
semi's final, I think there's only three days gap, so
524
00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:35.519
to allow for recovery. Yeah, that's the big thing they're
525
00:27:35.519 --> 00:27:38.880
all talking about, and go into it, the more likely
526
00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:41.839
you're going to want to keep your top players on
527
00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:43.920
rather than rotate and have.
528
00:27:46.759 --> 00:27:48.599
Nice What would your name be?
529
00:27:51.799 --> 00:27:55.079
M I was quite good at a curling ball.
530
00:27:56.160 --> 00:27:58.039
That's a different sport curling.
531
00:27:58.000 --> 00:28:01.480
Good point, I was good. I was a sliding tackle.
532
00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:04.759
Merchant sliding ginger.
533
00:28:05.279 --> 00:28:09.559
Yeah, not angry gins sliding ginger. You show my knowledge
534
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of angry.
535
00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:12.759
Gin because we have teenagers know what it is.
536
00:28:13.000 --> 00:28:15.119
Because I'm down with the youth. I trained a lot
537
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:15.640
of youth.
538
00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:17.400
Yeah, but they don't understand what you're saying.
539
00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:20.000
Just mentioned John Travolta. The other day one of them
540
00:28:20.039 --> 00:28:23.880
started dancing. I said, nice as well the other day.
541
00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:25.400
Who else did you say to them? They didn't know
542
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:28.759
who you're talking about, Not John, something else. He says. Hair.
543
00:28:28.960 --> 00:28:33.559
You said he looked like, oh, Coolio, Coolio.
544
00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:37.960
I had to share him and he went eighties. It
545
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:39.480
would have been.
546
00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:44.720
Later than the probably late eighties, nineties.
547
00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:46.200
But yeah, they were just like, he's just done, his
548
00:28:46.279 --> 00:28:48.599
hair braided away over it wasn't it, and you look
549
00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:57.400
like Coolio? Who oh, well, I didn't mention val By
550
00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:58.640
Grade era.
551
00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:02.279
He's ninety four Graves, but your dad, now it looks like.
552
00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:04.759
Akabilk Yes, he's got a brilliant goaty.
553
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:09.440
He's absolutely said, literally, he looks like Kirk Douglas, you
554
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:11.599
know that sort of because he's got that white hair,
555
00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:14.359
or Kirk Doves in a movie role, maybe with a beard,
556
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:20.000
or Michael Dovas's sort of same sort of face. Ninety
557
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:24.079
four worked out our dog Yogi's ninety four as well. Yes,
558
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:27.039
it hasn't got GotY actually older than your dad because
559
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:31.480
his birthday is April, very mature, so he's so much
560
00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:38.559
older blessings again. He's ninety four, little boy, little little boy, yogy.
561
00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.440
We had a nice game of golf three generations. Yes,
562
00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:44.480
he was driving the car. Flynn was in the cart
563
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:46.640
with him and me playing golf. It's very nice. And
564
00:29:46.680 --> 00:29:49.160
he gave me a very big compliment. Your dad did
565
00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:51.000
yeah yesterday. Actually when I spoke to me so, I
566
00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:54.400
didn't realize your timing. You could be phenomenal golf.
567
00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:58.359
All right, Well that's it. Start with bloody gym, large millions.
568
00:29:58.480 --> 00:29:59.960
I don't have that. I still don't have the temperate
569
00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:00.720
for the manner.
570
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:05.000
Just go happy Gilmore who is a current golfer or
571
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:07.720
parcel present that used to be a bit more.
572
00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:12.079
Feisty on the golf course, sev Bellasteros. A lot of
573
00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:16.720
the Spanish were very they'd show their emotion a lot,
574
00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:22.039
and then you had Americans who gets angry. Trying to
575
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:23.920
think of some of the modern golfers that actually show.
576
00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:29.599
I mean, I don't know how they don't. You know,
577
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:32.680
when you do a duff shot or you get unlucky,
578
00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:36.359
that must be tough. And how he bounce back Jordan's
579
00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:39.079
speech and all these so controlled.
580
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:42.720
How they are, who they are, why they play that game,
581
00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:46.200
because I think I supposed to be like tennis players
582
00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:49.279
as well. Sometimes you know they did have a massivey fit,
583
00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:51.079
but then they have to you have to literally just
584
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:53.160
like reset back in control.
585
00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:55.960
Can you name me any of the parst or present
586
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:58.799
tennis players who's never smashed their record on the court,
587
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:02.759
who has and never all the others, there's like lists
588
00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:06.359
of pulling out no doubt.
589
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:13.039
He's too busy, too busy doing his little.
590
00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:16.000
Murray was thirty two times. I remember that for some reason.
591
00:31:17.759 --> 00:31:21.160
Yeah, I can't be federer has He's like mister cool
592
00:31:21.319 --> 00:31:22.160
calm collects.
593
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:24.279
I have to look it up and it's definitely no doubt,
594
00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:29.200
never considering how fight. I mean, that documentary is very good,
595
00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:31.279
that he comes across very well, but he probably.
596
00:31:31.039 --> 00:31:32.599
Releases it in other ways, whereas I think the ones
597
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:35.440
the rackets, it was just screened, That's what I mean.
598
00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:37.440
So he releases it and alously does all these little
599
00:31:38.079 --> 00:31:44.200
routine witches. So maybe that's sort of just this little research.
600
00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:46.759
My little tick going into the toilet of the gym
601
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:49.000
to tap with the left the right.
602
00:31:49.039 --> 00:31:51.960
Here we go, and apparently I'm the weirdo you are,
603
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.839
I know, but I admit that. But you were the
604
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:01.480
whole family. You don't do it. What if you haven't
605
00:32:01.480 --> 00:32:02.640
got time, what if you're.
606
00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:06.559
Like always rush it? Can do it very quickly.
607
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:08.319
So you tap the side of the wall.
608
00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:11.720
No no, no, no no, go into the toilet, Go
609
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:15.200
into the cubicle. As I step right, before I go
610
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:17.839
into the toilet cubicle, I tap with my left and
611
00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:21.920
as I get my left toe to the floor, right
612
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:24.640
toe to the floor, and then I'm in. And then
613
00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:26.920
if I wake up early, this is what this is
614
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:31.000
Mark's advice to you. So as we get older, people
615
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.079
don't tend to sleep as well, and you're struggling with
616
00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:35.799
it sometimes, but you're better at the moment. When I
617
00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:37.720
wake up in the middle of the night. So last
618
00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:40.519
night I woke up exactly at midnight, zero zero zero.
619
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:43.240
But whatever time I wake up, if it's before my alarm,
620
00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:45.119
I look at it and I smile.
621
00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:46.920
Why do you look at your watch.
622
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:49.680
Just to give me an idea of where I'm at.
623
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:51.680
If it was fifteen minutes before my alarm, I'd get
624
00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:54.599
up and get on with it. But I look at it,
625
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:56.240
and if it is early, even if it's like forty
626
00:32:56.240 --> 00:32:58.880
five minutes, I smile because that puts me in a
627
00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:01.000
calm state and go, oh, celebrate you've still got more
628
00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:04.960
time in bed, rather go oh fucking hell. But no,
629
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:06.519
But I think it's a very good point. I think
630
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:09.200
everyone should do it. So rather than like looking at watching,
631
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.880
Oh Jesus, you're actually smart.
632
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:15.880
I've got because I wear glasses and I don't wear
633
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:18.480
them when I'm sleeping. Funny enough, I look at watch
634
00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:20.720
and I can I can see the outline obviously, because
635
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:22.240
I don't have numbers on my watch. I can see
636
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:25.279
the hand position. Because I'm a fifty four year old woman.
637
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:28.240
I know how to tell the time on an analog clock.
638
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:30.759
But sometimes if it's like.
639
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:32.359
In in between me, you can't tell.
640
00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:33.440
I'm like, is that seven?
641
00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:34.480
Is that six?
642
00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:36.480
I can't work that out.
643
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:40.079
I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. I could
644
00:33:40.079 --> 00:33:42.440
get you one of these, I could tell you your
645
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:44.440
foot strike thing or whatever it's called.
646
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.640
Well, it changed to this type because obviously they illuminate
647
00:33:48.359 --> 00:33:50.880
at night, whereas before I had a what was it
648
00:33:50.920 --> 00:33:56.039
a g shock or something that had digital light on it. Yeah,
649
00:33:56.039 --> 00:33:59.079
but I still can't see the numbers because they're too small.
650
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:01.960
Well, by one of those clocks that reflect onto the.
651
00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:02.720
Wall, brilliant.
652
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:05.880
No, look, have that to.
653
00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:13.599
Think anyway? Have you been sleeping, well, smile when you
654
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:15.599
wake up, Smile when you wake up, whatever the.
655
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:17.800
Time, and go Hurrah and go to a gym with
656
00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:21.719
misty windows. Misty mirrors. That's the name of the gym,
657
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:22.960
misty mirror.
658
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:25.480
But that just sounds really seedy and disgusting.
659
00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:26.719
What else could you call it?
660
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:31.000
Smeary mirrors? No, not call it that, but that's what
661
00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:33.800
it gives me. Say, misty mirrors, mirrors.
662
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:38.039
It's not come to them.
663
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:44.320
Come to moist misty mirrors.
664
00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:45.920
It will be massive.
665
00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:48.039
I'm sure it will be, but it needs to be
666
00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:49.320
in a side raid and a way.
667
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:54.159
No, you open it up. Don't make sex dirty. You
668
00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:55.239
don't make sex dirty.
669
00:34:55.480 --> 00:34:58.800
You can't have kids.
670
00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:01.480
Would be a famous foot all or someone they really like.
671
00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:04.639
Maybe select if you've got a screen, you can select,
672
00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:08.760
like your your yes, exactly. Make an avatar, not a
673
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:09.400
real person.
674
00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:14.480
Okay, so it's an avatar. Who would you have? We
675
00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:16.760
know Brad Pitt would be there, Yeah.
676
00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:21.480
But probably in the gym, maybe like Chris Hemsworth you
677
00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:24.079
have just because he's a bit more beefy surfing with him.
678
00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:26.199
Brad Pitt would be fun to hang out with.
679
00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:31.679
But no, I don't know, But yeah.
680
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:36.719
I think Crimson Crims Chris Hemsworth would be a bit
681
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:38.199
more us.
682
00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:42.559
Okay, I'll bring it up for mister mirrors.
683
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:44.639
See if he wants to invest. Maybe he does.
684
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:46.920
They're all doing it football clubs. Why not invested into
685
00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:48.079
a sex gym.
686
00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:51.280
Maybe don't pitch it like that, because he's got kids
687
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:54.480
and he's a family man, all right, Brad put Probably
688
00:35:55.519 --> 00:36:00.239
he's not such a family allegedly, it's all alleged. Should
689
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:12.480
leave by the press. Who we love Okay, I love you. Bye.