Pride: Aatchik and Savra vs Iron Man and Liberator vs Kudo and Elesh Norn vs Mila and Nadu

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hey what's up everybody it's pride month coincidentally
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it's also my birthday which i think is kind of
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neat when we're recording this uh because i was
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born on six seven hooray um i was born before
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that was a thing long before that was a thing
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sweet jesus anyway um but yes back when ham was
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born six seven was the current year Back when
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Ham was born in 6 -7 was V -I -V -I -I. Precisely.
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But in any event, we're doing Pride, which if
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you're not familiar, it is a Commander variant
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that Wizards introduced a couple years back.
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It's actually been some time ago now, and it
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still has its fans, which is really cool, and
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they still run events during Pride Month at LGSs.
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It's just the coolest thing. And the gimmick
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is that all... legendary creatures for this format
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have partner is the idea so basically you can
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pair any two legends and put them into your command
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zone which gives you a ton of flexibility and
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a ton of options that you normally wouldn't be
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able to uh put together and as you can imagine
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like wow isn't that super easy to break sure
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isn't commander super easy to break that's what
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we're here for so yeah uh before we get into
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the game can we have a rule zero conversation
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about jolly break at the commander ban list what's
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up what Is that Nadia? Yeah, let's discuss that.
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Hey, we'll get to it on my turn. We'll get to
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it when it gets back around to me. Yeah, but
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that will not be discussed. Yeah, I'm just seeing
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stuff for the first time. Okay, hmm, neat. Well,
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let's get to it. Start going around the horn.
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Russ, what you up to, man? So, I'm a heavier
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guy. I'm a heavier guy. And, you know, due to
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my heritage, I take off my shirt and people say,
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nice sweater. So with that in mind, for pride,
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I'm doing a bear's den. Naturally. Yeah, as it
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should be. Kudo, king of the bears. Other creatures
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have base power and toughness, too, too, and
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are bears in addition to other types. Now, unfortunately,
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he's partnered with Mommy Norn. Mommy Norn, I
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imagine, much like the Miranda character from...
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uh the devil wears prada like just like the evil
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bitch that like comes in and like wrecks shop
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uh because she says that other creatures i control
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get plus two plus two but creatures i my opponents
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control get minus two minus two get wrecked nerds
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let me just tell you what dude as a straight
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man in his 40s which i can say now um i'm totally
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the target audience for that reference anyway
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yeah But yeah, so yeah, everybody's toughness
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is two. Your toughnesses are negative two. Yeah.
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Good stuff. So Jarvis, what'd you do, man? I
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had this Iron Man secret lair that was so graciously
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passed along to me by Jolly a year and a half
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ago. And I kept putting off building Iron Man.
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And I finally built it. And what does Iron Man
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love more than anything in the world other than
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himself? His tech. So I had to go and pair him.
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with an artifact creature. So Iron Man Titan
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of Innovation has that whatever it attacks, you
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get to create a treasure token, then I can sacrifice
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a non -creature artifact and search for an artifact
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with mana value equal to one plus its mana value
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and put it to the battlefield tapped. It gets
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paired with Liberator. that is a lovely 3 -drop
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with Flash and Flying that grows, so it can outgrow
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Mommy Norn. It gives me the ability to cast colorless
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spells and artifact spells as though they had
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Flash. And whenever I cast a spell, if the amount
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of mana spent to cast that spell is greater than
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Liberator's, it gets a plus one, plus one counter.
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And yet, if you can't tell, I love Iron Man,
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you know. Iron Man helmet, Iron Man everything
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behind me. Nerd! This deck is going to be bad,
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but it's going to be fun. Jolly, tell us how
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you're offending our sensibilities today. Yeah,
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what the hell, Jolly? Okay. Hey, man, if y 'all
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are offended at Pride, that's on y 'all. So listen,
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here's the thing about this format. You know
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what I mean? Yeah, during the month of Pride,
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and if you're specifically doing like a Pride
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tournament or whatever. Like, yeah, this is going
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to be allowed. If you take a pride deck to any
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other game, you're going to have to have a rule
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zero discussion anyway. You're already breaking
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the rules in like any other commander game you
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ever sit down in. Right. So I figured, you know
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what? Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's good. I will
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also say that there are only three things in
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this whole deck that target any of my own creatures.
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And I don't have any real way to loop them. I'm
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bringing back. my uh flag bearers deck um but
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i'm going four color flag bearers and i'm just
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going to try to get y 'all to target my things
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so that i can draw cards and put lands into play
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i'm just gonna say right now so i love this deck
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it's great even if you're not abusing it nadu
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is fuck diggity busted that card is 15 kinds
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of disgusting it is find out broken. It ruined
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the entire modern format. Wizards had to issue
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a public apology, and I think somebody got fired.
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That card is truly offensive. They said the same
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thing about Companions. I don't trust Wizards.
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That's absolutely correct. If you're playing
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anything other than Limited, Companions are the
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dumbest decision they've ever made in the entire
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fucking game. Banning's got nothing on Companions.
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This is good. I should have also played a companion.
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I should have found one that also worked. Respect
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on that. You had a Karuga chilling in there too.
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Like, yeah, hell yeah, man. This will work the
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same way anytime I have anything scary, which
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is just, if it's scary, it's scary. But I feel
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like there is a longstanding thing of... Whatever
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thing I say usually tends to be the case, and
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I'm very seldom wrong on my called shots I make
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here. So this is going to be the fairest NADU
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you've ever seen, especially if none of y 'all
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are running targeted removal or abilities. I
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think you're probably right. I don't doubt that.
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I trust you to not abuse it. There are plenty
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of people who say, oh, I'm not doing a thing,
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and then they absolutely do the thing. I trust
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you to say, I trust that you will not. You know,
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you're not going to draw into a Shuko randomly.
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Like, I believe you. Well, yeah, the three cards
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I have are Shuko, Lightning Greaves, and... And
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then, like, what is it? Spring Cart Nantico?
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And Spring Cart Nantico. Spring Cart Nantico.
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Yeah, that's... So just hit me with the one where
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you get to name a card and take it out of my
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deck, and that'll be okay. Here's all I hope,
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is that this time we play it correctly, because
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the last time that you played your Flagbearer's
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deck, we messed up. Yes, I was wrong. Yeah, we
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called it wrong. I should have immediately lost,
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and the Bowmaster should have had no counters
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on it, and a maxed zero. So that's on us. And
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we will not make that same mistake again. But
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anyway, so I believe it is the Ferris Nadu. And
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I'm still saying Nadu is busted. We'll see if
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it makes a significant difference. I think it
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still might, to be honest. I could be wrong.
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We'll see, though. I'm pretty sure we're getting
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hit with the turn two Drannith Magistrate. No,
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I have no doubt. I have complete faith that's
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going to happen. Yeah. And I'm playing Golgari
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because it's my birthday. Damn it. And I want
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to. That's pretty much where I'm at. So yeah,
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so the deck that I'm bringing is a combination
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of Atchik, Emerald Radiant, which is, this was
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actually a deck that I built a deck around this
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guy last year as my favorite commander from 2025.
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Because it's Golgari makes tons of bugs. It makes
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a ton of green bugs based on stuff that's in
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the graveyard. You mill yourself a lot, you drop
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it out, do the thing. And actually, I took that
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deck apart to rebuild my first... ever commander
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savra queen of the gulgari and so now they get
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to share it and they're going to be in in the
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deck together which in one way is kind of nice
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because i'm guaranteed to have access to achic
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uh you know whenever even though i'm running
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savra as my primary plan however that also means
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i'm never going to just mill achic and be able
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to reanimate it and it's a six drop so that actually
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would be kind of nice so you know, we'll, we'll
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see how it goes, but, uh, but I'm excited about
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that. And, uh, basically this is just my, the
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sovereign deck that I played. I think, you know,
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at this point, a couple of months ago now, um,
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it's, it's basically that deck, but I took magic
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from the 99 through to the command zone, uh,
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because I've had a busy week and, uh, and I didn't
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build anything new. So I'm sorry guys. Uh, one
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of these days I'll build out a dedicated like
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four color goofy pride deck. And, uh, but this
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year is not that year, but yeah, but I figured.
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Playing a Golgari deck makes me very happy with
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two of my favorite commanders that I built in
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recent memory. Could be fun. Oh, by the way,
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for anybody who's not familiar, Atric Emerald
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Radiant creates bugs based on the number of creatures
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and artifacts that are in my graveyard when it
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enters. And then, whenever another insect dies,
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I put a 1 on counter on Atric and each opponent
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loses 1 life. So the idea is to make a bunch
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of bugs, kill all those bugs, and... Cool things
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happen. And then I win that way. And then Savra,
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Queen of the Golgari, is also the bugs that Hatchick
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makes are only green. That is notable. Because
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Savra, Queen of the Golgari, is a 2 -2 for 4
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with whenever you sacrifice a black creature,
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you may pay 2 life. If you do, each other player
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sacrifices a creature. And whenever you sacrifice
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a green creature, you may gain 2 life. so this
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deck has sack outlets in it it has ways to generate
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tokens it also has things like darkest hour that
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makes all creatures black you know so it's basically
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grave packed in the command zone but you have
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to dance around the colors which if you ever
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see like a gulgari like a creature that like
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creates a token and it happens to be a green
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and black insect that's something that they do
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often like like um For example, like Worm Harvest
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is a good example of a card that just makes green
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and black tokens. I'm pretty sure they do that
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because, like, Sabra and other cards specifically
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lock onto the colors as they die. So, yeah. Anyway.
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And a lot of those are in this deck. Hopefully
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I'll get to show them off. All right, gentlemen.
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We ready to do this thing? Let's go, BB. Happy
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Pride, y 'all. Let's kick it. All right. I'm
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going to go ahead and untap, upkeep, and draw.
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Nothing to untap. I'm just going to upkeep and
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draw. Yeah. exactly check it out all right um
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so i'm gonna go ahead and play a forest if you're
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not on the video feed go check uh check out my
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hand on the video feed uh i'm gonna play a forest
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as my life return tab it and play out a haywire
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might one one for one whatever haywire might
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dies i gain two life and i can pay a green sacrifice
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haywire right to exile target non -creature artifact
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or non -creature enchantment this card rules
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i love it so much and pass also an insect you're
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my hey why you're my It might be pretty good.
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So I'm going to play a Tranquil Expanse. It comes
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in tapped and pass. Okay. Tranquil Expanse. Draw.
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I'm going to play a SpongeBob Island and pass.
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I'm going to draw a card. Oh, shit. This is a
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good card, but it's not right now. I'm going
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to do a Jug of Piss Vista, and I'm going to pass
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to Ham. Sorry, can of pee vista. Not, sorry,
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I can't, it's a can of pee vista. I love that.
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All right. Uh, my land for turn is going to be
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a great Arashian city. This is one of the utility
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lands for target dragon storm. It enters a tap
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and let's control a forest ding, ding, ding,
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or planes. So it enters on tap taps for a black
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and I can pay one in a black tap exile creature
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card for my graver to create a one, one white
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spirit creature token. Uh, that's not likely
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to come up, but I may or may not have in city
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streets in here. So you never know. I'm going
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to then tap these two. for priest of forgotten
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gods uh djf gods if you will one two for two
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human cleric tap sacrifice two other creatures
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any number of target players each lose two life
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and sacrifice a creature you add black black
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and draw a card i think that's pretty neat all
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right and russ has been talking a big game about
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trying to lock us out so i'm gonna send a haywire
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might at him i haven't been talking shit That
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was the one, I think, who was talking shit on
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behalf of Russ. Shit has been talked on behalf
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of Russ. Okay, fair. Mr. Jolly was acting as
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my hype man. And he was doing a really good job.
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I mean, you can sit there and downplay it as
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much as you want, but if you look in your command
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zone at the two cards, it's just, here's a forever
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board wipe. Yeah, Russ, take it away, man. As
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I am, I am playing a creature -based deck, so
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yeah. and i might have built kudo in brawl when
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i needed to go and do green white and i might
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only ever tutor for alice norn so i know exactly
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how it works yeah yeah yeah yeah so i'm going
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to play a force return you know god damn it i
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hate when jolly's right yeah there he is it's
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only going to last But it is a Transmagistrate
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that will last exactly until a Pam's turn when
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he plays a second creature and sacks everything
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to the priest's sick beats. But here we go. Transmagistrate
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is a 1 -3 that says your opponents can't cast
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spells from anywhere other than their hand. It
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also says the person that plays this is a gigantic
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dick. That is true. Yeah. That's in the reminder
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text. But yeah, it's definitely there. Yep. Hey,
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Jolly. What up? You were talking about piss when
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you played Gearland. How about a piss mountain?
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Ah, piss mountain. That's my favorite Disney
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ride. And then I'll pass. I waited for two hours
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to get on piss mountain. That's my favorite piss
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-ny ride at piss -ny land. You know what I mean?
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Did you pass? Yeah, I passed. All of my islands
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are Spongebob islands. Ten out of my twelve mountains
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are Spongebob mountains, but there are two piss
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mountains. Nice. I play a Catria Triome. And
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then I'm done. Oh, shit. That means me. I'm up.
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Hooray. All right. I'm tapping. Keeping on up.
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And drawing. Okay. So I have some options and
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some things I can do. That's my shit. That's
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bananas. All right. I'm going to go ahead and
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play a Swamp as my land for turn. I'm then going
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to tap said Swamp for a Stitcher Supplier. Stitcher
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Supplier is an absolute classic. one one for
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one when this creature enters uh or dies mill
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three cards that's what i do pretty good so yeah
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i'm gonna mill a darkest hour damn it um a forest
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which or whatever and yeah okay next up i feel
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like i should probably go to the various and
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sundry combats and i'm i'm actually kind of torn
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here because well as far as combat goes i'm just
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gonna slap somebody with a might um yeah first
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i'm just gonna i'm gonna go to combat and i'm
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gonna just send the haywire my dad i'm gonna
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say jolly just because we've had some fun banter
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um you know i do deserve because we had fun together
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yeah we we yeah i enjoy your company therefore
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get reknared uh yeah hit me Hit me hand before
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I'm going to smack you. I am tempted to rip the
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Priest of Forgotten Gods here, because if I do,
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I'm able to remove the Drannith Magistrate, which
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would then allow me to cast Sovereign, because
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Priest of Forgotten Gods in the post -combat
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main phase would also give me two mana, and I
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only spend one to cast Stitcher Supplier, so
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that actually ramps me on top of everything else.
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And now that I've talked myself into it, I'm
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100 % going to do that. So post -combat main
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phase, I'm going to tap the Priest of Forgotten
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Gods, sac my Haywire Might, and my Stitcher Supplier.
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um and so then uh any number of target players
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each lose two life and sacrifice creature i'm
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gonna target all of you to lose two life and
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sack a dude damn yep oh man and uh and so that's
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on the stack to give me a card and two uh black
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and we have haywire might and stitch supplier
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triggers haywire right it's gonna gain me two
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life and stitch supplier is gonna mill three
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cards uh evolving wilds Midnight Reaper, and
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Bajookabog. Which, yes, I'm running Bajookabog
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in here. Feel free to at me. Alright, and then
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I'm going to go ahead and draw this card, and
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I get the two monies, which I'm going to use
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on top of these two to cast out Savra, Queen
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of the Golgari! My queen is in the mix, y 'all.
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You are welcome to be afraid. And pass. Alright.
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I'm not. I'm going to untap, upkeep, and or draw.
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Fair enough. He's going to assume that I thought
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I had something to go and lose. I'm going to
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play the Thriving Grove. It comes in tapped.
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I'm going to choose white as the other color.
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Okay. I know it. You love it. You want some more
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of it? Shazam. Grizzly bears. A two, two for
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two. I do love me a good grizzly bear. Two, two
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for two. Okay. Why that art out of all of them?
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Because I like the elongated art. I want to play
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a SpongeBob mountain. oh spongebob mountain nice
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and i want to pass excellent i'll tip up keep
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draw oh you know what that might be good to play
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but i guess i could play one of my commanders
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i don't think they're very good right now um
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but what else am i gonna do uh i don't know no
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i don't want to be sad right now uh you know
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what we'll just uh i'll play mila the crafty
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companion uh mila says uh Whenever an opponent
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attacks one or more planeswalkers I control,
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I put a loyalty counter on each planeswalker
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I control, but I don't care about that. The second
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part is whenever a permanent I control becomes
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the target of a spell or ability an opponent
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controls, I may draw a card. I don't even have
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to, just in case I'm about to mill out because
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y 'all have targeted my thing singularly so many
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times. I'm done. She's a 2 -3 for one and two
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white. Go ahead. Okie dokie. I have an upkeep
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in drawn. Cool, cool, cool. i'm gonna go ahead
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and cool cool i'm gonna pay two for a town greeter
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it's a one one human citizen for two when this
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enters mill four cards you may put a land card
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from among them into your hand if you uh if you
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put a town card this way things happen i'm pretty
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sure i don't have well you gain two life i don't
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believe i have any towns in here um yeah so milling
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four forest uh i'll foil on nice forest yeah
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yeah summon titan crawling barons that's kind
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of fun or Nick's, uh, Nick's Swamp. So, I think
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I gotta take this, this fancy forest, right?
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Like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. It
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just feels correct. Yeah, so that's what I'm
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gonna do. Um, yeah. Throw down the fancy -ass
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forest. Uh, yeah. Just gonna go ahead and play
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that for turn as well, because here we are. Why
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not? And then, what? First, I'm gonna stack my
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floor. No way. You know, and then I feel like
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the correct thing to do, I'm going to go to combat
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and attack Jarvis with Sabra. Sabra beats. Sabra
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beats. 2 -2. Quack. Yeah. And then I'm debating
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in a masterful fashion if I should try to establish
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more to my board or if I should just keep mana
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up. I feel like I should probably keep mana up,
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but I'm not confident about that. Right? It's
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a whole thing. Oh, shit. You know what? Nah.
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I'm going to pay two for an Umbral Collar Zealot.
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Yeah, Umbral Collar Zealot is a response to everybody
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who loved Nantuko Husk and being like, yeah,
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three drops. Yeah, that's too much. It is a three,
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two for two. Human Cleric. Sacrifice another
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creature artifact. Surveil one. Helps fill my
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graveyard. Helps me sacrifice things. Yeah, it's
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just a good card. That was a good card. An uncommon.
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Yeah, an uncommon from Edge of Eternities. Because,
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yeah. What is responsible power level? I'm edging
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eternally. Yeah. Thanks for talking, Jarvis.
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Hell yeah, bud. Just take it away. Yikes. I'm
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glad you're speaking. Oh, yeah. I'm here for
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it. Wow. I'm going to play a blooded with blood
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for turn. Nice. Then I'm going to pass. Oh, interesting.
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I'm going to flash out Liberator and Russ's end
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step. There it is. Oh, damn. Odom, indeed. Lamar.
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Exactly. I knew someone was going to say it.
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Kendrick? Sure. I want to play a Stark Expo Inventors
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Unfair. So now at the beginning of my upkeep,
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if I control three or more artifacts, I gain
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a life. And I can tutor by sacrificing it. This
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is meant to go to combat. Ham, you don't have
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any reachers. No flying to reach. Another one.
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Cool, you got it. And then I'll pass. Alrighty,
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untap, upkeep, draw. What are you? Oh. Huh. That's
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kind of fun, I think. Let's play an ancient tomb,
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because I will never learn. Tell me. And then
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I'm going to pay two hurt -myself youchers to
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cast a Spellskite. I can pay two life to change
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the target of a spell or ability to Spellskite.
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But also, I'm going to pay a green and a blue.
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I'm going to cast Double Major. So I'm going
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to get a copy of this Spellskite on the stack.
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And so now I'm just going to have two Spellskites.
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That seems pretty good. I like them. I like Spellskite.
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I got the Furby secretly. For what it's worth,
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it's a 0 -4. It is a Phyrexian Horror. I'm going
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to try to draw a little Furby here. What do you
00:22:16.940 --> 00:22:19.579
call my mom? Very sweet, and I wish that you
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would call her. She misses you so much. She just
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misses you, Jarvis. She says she doesn't understand
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what happened. She was trying her best. She understands
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that times were different, but she really didn't
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mean to hurt you. Okay. Bitch, do a check coming.
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Jeepers creeps. All right. I'm done. Jarvis is
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really just here tonight. Yeah, absolutely. We're
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doing it. All right. Jarvis is in here. All right,
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here we go. Untapping, upkeeping, and I drew
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a fun card that makes me happy. Which is cool,
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I think. All right. I'm going to go ahead and
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play my land for a turn, which is going to be
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a Tangled Veil, which is the backside of Tangled
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Florahedron. It is an Amuftiga, so it's going
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to be entering tapped. It's basically a tap forest,
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but it is a two -drop Mandork on the other side.
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Yeah. Let me end a good Amuftiga. It's important.
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All right. So, we've got Spellskites, we've got
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Urz. I don't know what Spellskites do. I don't
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know how they talk. Well, they're Furby, so they
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just repeat what they heard. And like that creepy
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-ass voice. Alright. I'm thinking, and it hurts
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a little bit. So... With Spellskite, you gotta
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pay a Phyrexian Mana to reroute. Yeah, I gotta
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pay two life to change the target. It'll hurt
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me. Yeah, Spell Orability. Alright. So as long
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as Spellskite is a legal target, you can choose
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to do it. Alright. I don't know. Yeah, but I
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probably wouldn't. I'm going to play one of my
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favorite cards. It just makes me really, really
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happy, just in general. Armageddon? Yeah, in
00:24:03.579 --> 00:24:05.339
my Golgari deck, for sure. I'm going to play
00:24:05.339 --> 00:24:08.079
Binding the Old Gods. It makes me happy. This
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is one of the first cards, to my knowledge, that
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used a non -painting. piece of art it's actually
00:24:15.890 --> 00:24:17.549
a wood cut which i think is this the cool yeah
00:24:17.549 --> 00:24:19.789
yeah yeah no call time had a few of those but
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this is like this is like the the big one it's
00:24:22.170 --> 00:24:24.190
yeah it's primo i love this thing uh by the old
00:24:24.190 --> 00:24:26.829
guys and they've also uh aped this design a couple
00:24:26.829 --> 00:24:29.470
of times in other cards like awaken the honor
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dead from dragon storm pretty cool neat toy uh
00:24:32.670 --> 00:24:35.349
take on it i like it a lot It adds another color
00:24:35.349 --> 00:24:37.289
to it, so there's whatever. There's the coming
00:24:37.289 --> 00:24:39.329
from Galactus from Marvel Super Heroes that's
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in spoiler season right now, which is doo -doo
00:24:41.869 --> 00:24:44.390
poop from a butt. That card is garbage by comparison
00:24:44.390 --> 00:24:47.089
to this. All right. Anyway, but Binding of the
00:24:47.089 --> 00:24:49.589
Old Gods is a four drop that says chapter one,
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destroy target non -land permanent and opponent
00:24:51.289 --> 00:24:53.130
controls. Chapter two is search library for a
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forest card and just throw that crap on the battlefield.
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And chapter three, creature control gain death
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touch. That part almost never matters. But chapter
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one, blow up a thing. Chapter two, ramp a bit.
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kind of neat i like it uh so chapter one i'm
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:09.119
gonna go ahead and target the battletopter i'm
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gonna target liberator so jolly do you want to
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:15.119
do you want to reroute that or what do you feel
00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:17.480
i'm okay for now i think all right we're good
00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:20.400
with that okay cool uh you know i gotta ask because
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:23.299
you could it's an option yeah i appreciate you
00:25:23.299 --> 00:25:25.759
asking yeah of course i don't think i want to
00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:28.640
have my spell skype destroyed right now that
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that makes sense that's that's reasonable and
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fair uh and then i think i'm just gonna actually
00:25:33.690 --> 00:25:36.190
you know jarvis has mana open and cards in hand
00:25:36.190 --> 00:25:40.869
and a flash commander not enough mana to recast
00:25:40.869 --> 00:25:43.589
flash commander just yet but who knows what else
00:25:43.589 --> 00:25:47.069
so and is also and the reason i say that is jarvis
00:25:47.069 --> 00:25:49.730
is my only free attack right now oh that's true
00:25:49.730 --> 00:25:52.950
um so like if i wanted to get in for any damage
00:25:52.950 --> 00:25:56.269
jarvis would be the person to do it too um i
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don't know if i want to risk any kind of flashies
00:25:58.770 --> 00:26:02.430
Or any kind of boltings. My understanding is
00:26:02.430 --> 00:26:04.670
that the deck was made out of bulk and secret
00:26:04.670 --> 00:26:07.309
layer stuff. So if they've ever printed lightning
00:26:07.309 --> 00:26:10.809
bolt in a secret layer... I didn't say bulk.
00:26:10.910 --> 00:26:14.829
I said unsorted rares. Oh, unsorted rares. Unsorted
00:26:14.829 --> 00:26:16.250
rares. So there could be some very good stuff
00:26:16.250 --> 00:26:17.990
in there, potentially. So you know what? I'm
00:26:17.990 --> 00:26:21.029
just going to pass. Not attacking makes me a
00:26:21.029 --> 00:26:22.710
little nervous, but you know what? I'm just going
00:26:22.710 --> 00:26:25.490
to trust my gut and just let it be. I'm going
00:26:25.490 --> 00:26:29.809
to move to the next turn. Okay, one green for
00:26:29.809 --> 00:26:35.470
Flaxen Intruder. Hell yeah. Can I just say that
00:26:35.470 --> 00:26:41.569
the fucking... We had a turn two Drannith Magistrate,
00:26:41.569 --> 00:26:46.650
and obviously the command zone is showing something
00:26:46.650 --> 00:26:50.029
diabolical, but every other card in the deck
00:26:50.029 --> 00:26:52.509
is just the goof. Yeah, committing to the bear
00:26:52.509 --> 00:26:56.650
bit. Very funny. I love it. Whenever Flaxen intruder
00:26:56.650 --> 00:26:58.829
deals combat damage, I sacrifice it when I do
00:26:58.829 --> 00:27:01.069
destroy it because Goldilocks is a housebreaker.
00:27:01.130 --> 00:27:04.910
Yeah, yeah. And then... Everyone's keeping mana
00:27:04.910 --> 00:27:07.869
up. Everyone's playing so... What's the word
00:27:07.869 --> 00:27:10.109
I'm looking for? Scared. I want to play another
00:27:10.109 --> 00:27:12.289
SpongeBob Mountain. I want to cast my other commander.
00:27:12.829 --> 00:27:17.349
Hey! Ironman. So Ironman does have flying and
00:27:17.349 --> 00:27:22.069
haste and it's a 4 -4? No. When you go to combat,
00:27:22.210 --> 00:27:25.589
before you attack, I think I'd like to do something.
00:27:25.990 --> 00:27:28.630
Okay. I'm going to go to combat. Cool. Before
00:27:28.630 --> 00:27:30.569
you attack, I'm going to tap my priest of forgotten
00:27:30.569 --> 00:27:32.750
gods to sacrifice my town greeter and umbral
00:27:32.750 --> 00:27:37.160
collar zealot. To have each of you sacrifice
00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:39.140
a creature, that also triggers Savra for me to
00:27:39.140 --> 00:27:41.319
gain two life upon Tom Greeter dying, and I'm
00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:43.740
going to pay two life for Umbral Crawler Zealot
00:27:43.740 --> 00:27:45.299
dying, so you all have to sacrifice a creature
00:27:45.299 --> 00:27:49.579
to satisfy that as well. In response to the tapping
00:27:49.579 --> 00:27:54.680
of the Priest of Sickbeats, I'd like to generous
00:27:54.680 --> 00:27:58.440
gift Savra. Oh, there you go. The sacrifice is
00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:00.380
part of the cost, but yeah, this is pretty good.
00:28:01.670 --> 00:28:02.970
The trigger saw happened, and actually because
00:28:02.970 --> 00:28:04.710
this hasn't resolved, that does prevent me from
00:28:04.710 --> 00:28:10.630
doing a thing. So that's notable. Okay. So yeah,
00:28:10.650 --> 00:28:13.549
so Sabra gets wrecked. Now here's the question.
00:28:13.630 --> 00:28:15.250
Do I put Sabra back in the command zone? Or put
00:28:15.250 --> 00:28:18.309
her in the yard. I'm going to put her back to
00:28:18.309 --> 00:28:23.150
the zone. Sacrifice. You still have to sacrifice
00:28:23.150 --> 00:28:26.349
two things. Two things? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:26.490 --> 00:28:29.269
And Sabra's trigger. The Sabra grave pack trigger.
00:28:29.509 --> 00:28:33.299
So yeah, there are two sacs. yeah i guess my
00:28:33.299 --> 00:28:36.220
two spell skites will go yeah that's pretty cool
00:28:36.220 --> 00:28:39.839
i think um and then with the two mana that i
00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:41.720
generated i'm actually gonna go ahead and just
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.480
deadly dispute this elephant right away uh with
00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:47.799
the two mana here oh and uh no and i netted even
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:50.740
on life so yeah um oh and you lose two life from
00:28:50.740 --> 00:28:54.240
the priest as well if you already did love it
00:28:54.240 --> 00:28:57.039
all right and i'm gonna play a uh so deadly dispute
00:28:57.039 --> 00:28:58.519
i can draw two cards and make treasure token
00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:00.480
I'm going to go ahead and use the treasure token
00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:02.980
from our buddy Astral's Flame, because that was
00:29:02.980 --> 00:29:05.940
the first one I could find. So there we go. It's
00:29:05.940 --> 00:29:07.900
a cool one. So yeah, I got a treasure there,
00:29:08.019 --> 00:29:12.180
drew some more cards, and DJFGods is all alone
00:29:12.180 --> 00:29:13.700
right now, and I'm okay with that. All right.
00:29:14.839 --> 00:29:17.559
Shall I tell you? Yep. All righty. Untap, upkeep,
00:29:17.660 --> 00:29:21.299
draw. Ooh, commercial district. Oh, that's a
00:29:21.299 --> 00:29:22.819
good card. That is a good card. I'll leave that
00:29:22.819 --> 00:29:26.099
on top. And then I'm going to hurt myself again,
00:29:26.220 --> 00:29:29.599
because I'll never learn. um bam bam and then
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:32.440
i'll pay a white and whatever i'm gonna play
00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:36.500
a coalition honor guard this is a human flag
00:29:36.500 --> 00:29:38.960
bearer it's three and one white for a two four
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:42.019
and it says if an opponent plays a spell or ability
00:29:42.019 --> 00:29:44.420
that could target a flag bearer they have to
00:29:44.420 --> 00:29:49.880
so now look at this and then um i could swing
00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:53.650
with my commander i guess yeah sure Yeah, two
00:29:53.650 --> 00:29:56.490
at ham. Commander damage. Utanami. Absolutely.
00:29:56.910 --> 00:30:01.269
Hell yeah, brother. Beautiful. Happy birthday.
00:30:01.390 --> 00:30:04.130
And then I'm done. Hell yeah. This is a birthday
00:30:04.130 --> 00:30:05.710
lick. It's an important part of the proceedings.
00:30:06.170 --> 00:30:09.710
All right. Untap. Upkeep. Draw. And then going
00:30:09.710 --> 00:30:12.849
to pre -combat main phase. Binding the old guy
00:30:12.849 --> 00:30:14.289
is going to tick up. Chapter two. I get to go
00:30:14.289 --> 00:30:16.450
find a forest. I'm trying to remember if I have
00:30:16.450 --> 00:30:20.869
any. Oh, yeah. Anything like this underground
00:30:20.869 --> 00:30:25.339
mortuary. Yeah. Surveillance, baby. I love how
00:30:25.339 --> 00:30:27.640
Murders of Karloff Manor is maligned as this
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:29.539
horrible set, but it gave us the Surveillance.
00:30:30.019 --> 00:30:32.940
This is the first time I've ever run it. I think
00:30:32.940 --> 00:30:34.859
Murders of Karloff Manor is a phenomenally underrated
00:30:34.859 --> 00:30:39.259
set. I think the aesthetic and the gimmick was
00:30:39.259 --> 00:30:43.799
really dumb. I thought it was very silly. But
00:30:43.799 --> 00:30:45.660
at the end of the day, the cards are actually
00:30:45.660 --> 00:30:47.559
pretty good. It was super underwhelming for me.
00:30:47.619 --> 00:30:49.839
Other than the Surveillance, I think the only
00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:53.809
one that I would say... really means anything
00:30:53.809 --> 00:30:56.630
to me. It's fun to play. It's a porn oculus.
00:30:56.769 --> 00:31:00.150
Wait, oculus is duskborn. Oh, duskborn. Never
00:31:00.150 --> 00:31:04.490
mind. Fuck murders. Aftermath Analyst and Bane
00:31:04.490 --> 00:31:07.170
Ripper, you shut your whore mouth. We love Prof's
00:31:07.170 --> 00:31:11.890
iodetic memory. I love Prof's iodetic memory.
00:31:12.369 --> 00:31:16.089
Yeah, there we go. Overall, it's like there's
00:31:16.089 --> 00:31:18.940
not... many fun cards what is that to me you're
00:31:18.940 --> 00:31:21.220
welcome to feel that way uh so yeah i'm gonna
00:31:21.220 --> 00:31:22.740
go ahead and play a restless cottage is my land
00:31:22.740 --> 00:31:24.740
for turn it is the creature land that can turn
00:31:24.740 --> 00:31:26.720
into a 4 -4 that can also exhaust stuff from
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:28.319
graveyards and make food which is kind of fun
00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:32.579
oh no yeah and i have access to potentially six
00:31:32.579 --> 00:31:36.799
mana here which i think is neat is it solver
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:39.680
time again uh it could be solver time again it
00:31:39.680 --> 00:31:42.240
could also be atchick atchick o 'clock uh thank
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:48.460
you um but i think what i'd like to do i'm gonna
00:31:48.460 --> 00:31:53.220
pay two for another card that i think is like
00:31:53.220 --> 00:31:55.640
painfully underrated and needs to be played in
00:31:55.640 --> 00:31:57.359
every single graveyard themed deck with black
00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:00.039
in it ever in commander and that is stitch together
00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:02.619
i personally believe in this format stitch together
00:32:02.619 --> 00:32:05.539
is better than reanimate in some cases um yeah
00:32:05.539 --> 00:32:07.380
it is a return to our creature card from your
00:32:07.380 --> 00:32:09.339
graveyard to your hand for black black but if
00:32:09.339 --> 00:32:11.019
you have threshold which is seven or more cards
00:32:11.019 --> 00:32:13.240
in your graveyard you return that creature from
00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:15.799
your graveyard to the battlefield instead so
00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:18.200
it's just reanimate with no life loss for one
00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:20.319
more that's sorcery speed to be sure and it's
00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:23.339
only your graveyard what are you targeting target
00:32:23.339 --> 00:32:27.779
summon titan summon titan what else is in there
00:32:27.779 --> 00:32:31.440
uh i've got umbral collar zealot town greeter
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:34.660
as far as creatures go midnight reaper stitcher
00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:37.779
supplier haywire might undead butler Oh, okay.
00:32:37.819 --> 00:32:40.519
Well, Titan gets a lot worse if there's a Kudo
00:32:40.519 --> 00:32:42.660
out, yeah? Well, Titan is a 7 -7 for 5, yeah,
00:32:42.700 --> 00:32:45.980
so the stats are a big part of the benefit. It's
00:32:45.980 --> 00:32:48.059
a Saga creature. Chapter 1, mill 5 cards. Chapter
00:32:48.059 --> 00:32:49.720
2, return all land cards from your giver to the
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:51.720
battlefield tapped. Note, I do have a fair amount
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:53.539
of land cards, including things like Crawling
00:32:53.539 --> 00:32:56.619
Barrens, Pajuka Bog, Evolving Wilds, Forests.
00:32:56.619 --> 00:32:59.059
Yeah, there are a lot of land cards. Yeah, but
00:32:59.059 --> 00:33:00.920
that would definitely turn off your threshold,
00:33:01.099 --> 00:33:03.819
so I think, yeah, let him get the lands back.
00:33:04.670 --> 00:33:06.910
and then uh chapter three until i turn another
00:33:06.910 --> 00:33:09.029
target creature control gains trample and gets
00:33:09.029 --> 00:33:10.509
plus x plus x where x is the number of lands
00:33:10.509 --> 00:33:13.690
you control so yeah all right seems good that's
00:33:13.690 --> 00:33:15.250
what we're doing so stitch together is now in
00:33:15.250 --> 00:33:19.470
the bin uh summon titan is now on the field chapter
00:33:19.470 --> 00:33:23.569
one does the thing but you're right kudo does
00:33:23.569 --> 00:33:25.369
reduce a fair amount of the value i'm getting
00:33:25.369 --> 00:33:26.910
off this uh but that's fine because it's having
00:33:26.910 --> 00:33:29.230
a seven seven reach trample oh it also has reached
00:33:29.230 --> 00:33:30.750
a trample by the way i don't think i mentioned
00:33:30.750 --> 00:33:35.329
that um yeah it's that's a significant value
00:33:35.329 --> 00:33:37.390
but i do get to mill five cards which is great
00:33:37.390 --> 00:33:43.650
so it's going to be eternal witness swamp plague
00:33:43.650 --> 00:33:48.150
crafter hey oh and aftermath analyst excellent
00:33:48.150 --> 00:33:50.430
oh no now you can get all your lands back from
00:33:50.430 --> 00:33:52.509
now i can get all my lands back twice kind of
00:33:52.509 --> 00:33:57.130
all right excellent love it twice kind of my
00:33:57.130 --> 00:33:59.390
favorite kind of kind of all right and then i'm
00:33:59.390 --> 00:34:04.430
going to go ahead and pass that crap As the duchy
00:34:04.430 --> 00:34:12.829
to the left one time. I'm going to pay one and
00:34:12.829 --> 00:34:17.769
a green for ranger class. I hardly know her.
00:34:19.230 --> 00:34:26.130
Yeah, okay. Get a 2 -2 wolf token. Nice. That's
00:34:26.130 --> 00:34:30.269
not a bear. Yeah, I know. Now 2 -2 is a bear.
00:34:31.009 --> 00:34:34.010
Just that bear is a wolf. Yeah, it's a two to
00:34:34.010 --> 00:34:36.969
be paid two mana for. That counts. And then we're
00:34:36.969 --> 00:34:40.070
going to go ahead. Oh, shit. That's different.
00:34:41.070 --> 00:34:43.389
Caught in turn. I'm going to crack it for an
00:34:43.389 --> 00:34:48.429
island and pass the turn. Ah, nerds. That means
00:34:48.429 --> 00:34:53.670
it's up to me. Ah, nerds. Maybe. Nerds? I love
00:34:53.670 --> 00:34:56.869
nerds. Nerds are my favorite. Oh, butts. Ah,
00:34:57.110 --> 00:35:02.780
putrid butts. Um, well, dilly dally. Um, yeah,
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:06.440
I guess, I guess that's good. Fuck knuckles.
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:11.760
Um, I can't get in it. I guess I gotta, I can't
00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:15.019
hit ham though. I got seven, seven. Yeah, I pass
00:35:15.019 --> 00:35:18.500
whatever on your end step. I'm going to play
00:35:18.500 --> 00:35:20.639
a cash grab. Cash grab is instant for two. That
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:23.360
says mill for cards. You may have a card from
00:35:23.360 --> 00:35:25.519
among them, uh, into your hand. If you control
00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:30.619
scroll, do things. I don't. Yeah. Ionize. Counter
00:35:30.619 --> 00:35:32.519
-target spell. Deals 2 damage to that spell's
00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:36.460
controller. Ionize is a classic. Classic, but
00:35:36.460 --> 00:35:39.380
I can't grab the cash. Okay, fair enough. It's
00:35:39.380 --> 00:35:40.599
unfortunate, because that would have been nice.
00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:45.019
Alright. You can't hide your Ionize. Alright,
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:47.159
so I'm going to go ahead and untap, upkeep, draw.
00:35:48.820 --> 00:35:52.679
Ionize, realize, realize, as they say. And then
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:56.449
my Saga stick up. So, Binding the Old Gods takes
00:35:56.449 --> 00:35:58.469
up everything. Now, all my dudes have Death Touch.
00:35:58.849 --> 00:36:00.570
I will be shocked if that's relevant, but you
00:36:00.570 --> 00:36:02.510
never know. Although, Titan has Trample, so maybe.
00:36:04.329 --> 00:36:07.909
Chapter 2 on Titan. Returns all land cards from
00:36:07.909 --> 00:36:10.329
our graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Yeah.
00:36:11.210 --> 00:36:15.929
Yeah, we got there, gang. It's one of my favorite
00:36:15.929 --> 00:36:18.269
effects. I love it so much. So, that's a swamp,
00:36:18.429 --> 00:36:23.599
a swamp, a swamp, a crawling barrage. Crawling
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:25.960
Barrens, a Bajooka Bog, an Evolving Wilds, and
00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:29.380
a Forest. So that's seven lands. That seems pretty
00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:33.440
good. And then, whose graveyard do I think is
00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:37.320
relevant? I have a Scalding Tarn and an Ionite.
00:36:37.460 --> 00:36:39.159
And Jolly, you got your Spellskite in there.
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:43.199
I have a Spellskite in there. I've got Drannith
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:46.780
Magistrate, Grizzly Bears, and Goldilocks. Excuse
00:36:46.780 --> 00:36:49.159
me. You know, I think I'm going to take the opportunity
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:51.739
to just exile that Drannith Magistrate forever.
00:36:52.489 --> 00:36:55.789
with this bajooka bug all right i think i have
00:36:55.789 --> 00:37:00.909
a response oh yeah reroute my bug interesting
00:37:00.909 --> 00:37:04.050
yeah well here's the thing in this deck i'm not
00:37:04.050 --> 00:37:06.349
running any real removal but i do gotta sometimes
00:37:06.349 --> 00:37:09.010
try to make you target my thing so i can draw
00:37:09.010 --> 00:37:13.710
cards um so i i have redirect lightning so i'll
00:37:13.710 --> 00:37:18.429
pay five life And I'll have you exile your own
00:37:18.429 --> 00:37:20.409
graveyard with Bajookabug? Yeah, target players.
00:37:20.590 --> 00:37:22.170
Don't say target opponents. I would rather you
00:37:22.170 --> 00:37:25.909
didn't. Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually going to use
00:37:25.909 --> 00:37:28.150
that red. That's actually, like, really brutal,
00:37:28.170 --> 00:37:30.869
and I hate you. I mean, I hate that. I hate that
00:37:30.869 --> 00:37:36.469
so much. Happy birthday! Yeah, it wouldn't be
00:37:36.469 --> 00:37:38.289
my birthday without me getting hit by a Bajookabug.
00:37:38.389 --> 00:37:42.289
It wouldn't be a day. Ham always hit Ham's yard.
00:37:42.730 --> 00:37:45.559
Always, yep. My yard's got to get hit. good thing
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:48.659
i have this attic now god all right yeah no cool
00:37:48.659 --> 00:37:52.300
uh cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
00:37:52.300 --> 00:37:57.300
uh yeah that sucks all right that shit's gone
00:37:57.300 --> 00:38:01.699
forever i had so many things so many things um
00:38:01.699 --> 00:38:03.500
it's fine it's not fine i'm actually dead inside
00:38:03.500 --> 00:38:07.559
but you know i'm gonna say it's fine um even
00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:11.190
though it's in no way fine all right One, two,
00:38:11.230 --> 00:38:13.510
three, four, five, six, seven. So I have seven
00:38:13.510 --> 00:38:15.909
monies available in the lands alone. Then we
00:38:15.909 --> 00:38:17.690
also have the treasure. So I can play Atchik
00:38:17.690 --> 00:38:25.190
and get no bugs now, which is fun. Or I can just
00:38:25.190 --> 00:38:27.889
throw Sobber out again, which, yeah, okay. I
00:38:27.889 --> 00:38:30.190
will be sacrificing a green creature on my next
00:38:30.190 --> 00:38:31.889
turn, no matter what. That's true, yeah. That's
00:38:31.889 --> 00:38:37.929
kind of fun. Yeah, four, five, six. Sobber's
00:38:37.929 --> 00:38:41.889
back, back again. I would encourage you to tell
00:38:41.889 --> 00:38:44.230
a friend. Yeah. All right, cool. Cybertax is
00:38:44.230 --> 00:38:47.590
it for? All right, cool, cool, cool. Oh, that's
00:38:47.590 --> 00:38:53.489
cool. I am. OBS baby. OBS baby. Love it. All
00:38:53.489 --> 00:38:56.309
right, so, yeah, I'm using the, for our audio
00:38:56.309 --> 00:39:00.130
listeners, I'm using a text field in OBS as my
00:39:00.130 --> 00:39:02.090
virtual camera on Dispel Table, so it's keeping
00:39:02.090 --> 00:39:04.730
track of my commander text for me. So, yeah,
00:39:04.829 --> 00:39:07.650
kind of fun. All right, I'm shrinking down slightly.
00:39:07.869 --> 00:39:12.239
All right. creepy cool so uh so yeah sopper's
00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:14.480
back along with a whole butt ton of lands which
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:19.460
i think is kind of neat uh and then i'm yeah
00:39:19.460 --> 00:39:21.239
debating in a masterful fashion if i want to
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:24.039
do anything else i think i do i would if i were
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:27.260
you right it's just the right thing to do i think
00:39:27.260 --> 00:39:29.519
how cheeky do i want to get with this very cheeky
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:32.860
always go for the content play you know i you're
00:39:32.860 --> 00:39:37.119
not wrong it is your birthday damn right it is
00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:41.050
all right so i'm gonna go to combat actually
00:39:41.050 --> 00:39:42.610
no before i go to combat i'm gonna stay in my
00:39:42.610 --> 00:39:45.809
pre -combat main i'm gonna pay two um and play
00:39:45.809 --> 00:39:49.170
out an accursed marauder accursed marauder is
00:39:49.170 --> 00:39:50.710
one of the best flesh bags you've seen in a hot
00:39:50.710 --> 00:39:54.230
minute it is a uh a zombie warrior for two it's
00:39:54.230 --> 00:39:56.070
a two one and when it enters the battlefield
00:39:56.070 --> 00:39:58.829
each player sacrifices a non -token creature
00:39:58.829 --> 00:40:01.969
so your wolf is safe but jolly you gotta sack
00:40:01.969 --> 00:40:05.760
something and here's what i was considering Yeah,
00:40:05.840 --> 00:40:06.880
I was considering doing something with the Titan,
00:40:06.900 --> 00:40:08.039
but I'm just going to sacrifice the Accursed
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.420
Marauder to this effect, which is me sacrificing
00:40:10.420 --> 00:40:13.239
a black creature. So I'm going to pay two life
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:15.539
to trigger Soffer's ability to force each player
00:40:15.539 --> 00:40:18.119
to sacrifice a creature. Dang. The black creature
00:40:18.119 --> 00:40:21.000
died. Boom. Got him. All right. Now I'm going
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:24.099
to go to combat. And yeah, and I'm debating,
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:27.619
do I just pop Jolly for redirecting my lightning
00:40:27.619 --> 00:40:30.079
and ruining my whole graveyard shenanigans? I
00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:31.880
only have two cards in hand, by the way. So I'm
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:34.880
not like killing it over here necessarily. But
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:36.639
I know I'm doing good. I think you're still...
00:40:36.639 --> 00:40:38.960
I'm doing pretty good. Life is good. I've done
00:40:38.960 --> 00:40:41.659
the thing. Yeah, I'm going to try... I'm going
00:40:41.659 --> 00:40:44.699
to send Titan to Jolly. You need more lands.
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:48.000
I do, clearly. I'm going to play Settle the Wreckage.
00:40:48.099 --> 00:40:51.179
You can go exile that and go get a land. You
00:40:51.179 --> 00:40:53.079
know what? I mean, first of all, before I do
00:40:53.079 --> 00:40:57.039
anything else, fuck you. But second... Look,
00:40:57.099 --> 00:41:00.139
Ham, this is what I... This is... This is my
00:41:00.139 --> 00:41:02.420
lane today, bud. No, you're good, man. You're
00:41:02.420 --> 00:41:04.719
good. Okay. I'm going to do what I got to do
00:41:04.719 --> 00:41:05.980
here. This is going to be a little awkward, but
00:41:05.980 --> 00:41:09.059
here we go. I'm going to sacrifice this treasure
00:41:09.059 --> 00:41:11.480
for a black mana. I'm going to use that black
00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:13.579
mana to cast Malakir Rebirth, targeting the Summon
00:41:13.579 --> 00:41:16.500
Titan. Oh, I like that. Malakir Rebirth says,
00:41:16.539 --> 00:41:18.039
choose target creature. You lose two life until
00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:19.820
end of turn. The creature gains. When the creature
00:41:19.820 --> 00:41:22.239
dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:23.940
someone's control. Now, you may think, wait,
00:41:24.019 --> 00:41:26.900
settle the wreckage, exiles. That doesn't do
00:41:26.900 --> 00:41:28.699
the thing that it needs to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:28.940 --> 00:41:31.480
Correct. Priest of Forgotten Gods, though, is
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:33.559
here. So I'm going to tap Priest of Forgotten
00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:36.159
Gods and sacrifice Summon Titan. And unfortunately,
00:41:36.300 --> 00:41:37.840
my only other creature that I can sacrifice,
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:41.500
because the priest cannot sacrifice itself, is
00:41:41.500 --> 00:41:44.480
Sabra. So here we are. So I'm going to sacrifice
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:48.780
Sabra and Summon Titan. Now, Sabra, I believe,
00:41:48.840 --> 00:41:54.000
still does see herself being sacrificed and the
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:55.880
other creature. So I'm going to gain four life
00:41:55.880 --> 00:41:58.000
off this. And because of the Priest of Forgotten
00:41:58.000 --> 00:41:59.239
Gods, y 'all are going to lose two life, and
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:00.519
you'd have to sacrifice the creature if you had
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:03.760
any left. Yeah, I did it. Yep, yep. So Saber's
00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:06.639
going back to the zone, and I'm going to gain
00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:13.079
two black and draw a card. I'm gaining four life
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:14.840
there, and Subotitan is going to go to the graveyard
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.179
and then immediately come back. I lose two life
00:42:17.179 --> 00:42:20.280
from that, and once it's back, it restarts. It's
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:23.199
no longer attacking now, but it is tapped because
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:26.719
that's how Manicure Rebirth works, and it's going
00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:31.750
to mill five cards upon coming back. Insidious
00:42:31.750 --> 00:42:37.070
Roots, Sothera the Supervoid, Bloodghast, Forest,
00:42:37.730 --> 00:42:41.630
and Deathbridge Chant. So not great, but could
00:42:41.630 --> 00:42:44.610
have been worse. And with Priestess Sickbeats,
00:42:44.690 --> 00:42:46.269
I do get to draw a card, and I have two mana
00:42:46.269 --> 00:42:49.130
and nothing to spend it on. Yeah, because Crawling
00:42:49.130 --> 00:42:52.269
Barrens cost four to buff up. Okay. So yeah.
00:42:53.269 --> 00:42:54.929
With that, I suppose I pass my turn. I'm alive.
00:42:55.289 --> 00:43:01.579
Oh, I'm sorry. I had a... Oh, what was that?
00:43:04.619 --> 00:43:07.940
Upgrading classes is only sorcery speed. Yeah,
00:43:08.659 --> 00:43:11.179
it's at the very top of it. Otherwise, they'd
00:43:11.179 --> 00:43:16.059
be way better and see a lot more play. You didn't
00:43:16.059 --> 00:43:20.280
even level up once? Nope. Oh, I hope that you
00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:22.739
also have. Well, I would want to say it out loud
00:43:22.739 --> 00:43:25.179
because you'd get mad if I call it, so I won't.
00:43:25.219 --> 00:43:27.320
You're fine. Just know I hope you have the thing.
00:43:28.420 --> 00:43:32.039
exotic orchards my land for turn oh yeah let's
00:43:32.039 --> 00:43:36.460
get him out again iron man it's me tony stack
00:43:36.460 --> 00:43:40.739
gonna move to combat yep gonna attack ham for
00:43:40.739 --> 00:43:44.440
four naturally you got it uh flying on attack
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:47.099
i get a tap treasure i'm gonna sacrifice the
00:43:47.099 --> 00:43:51.300
treasure choose ability to go and find a artifact
00:43:51.300 --> 00:43:53.960
with mana value one is it sensei's divining top
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.219
no i bet it is watch this could it be The only
00:43:58.219 --> 00:44:02.019
two that I think I have in here are Commander's
00:44:02.019 --> 00:44:04.900
Plate and Sol Ring. And I think at this point
00:44:04.900 --> 00:44:07.380
I want Sol Ring. And then with all of that done,
00:44:07.440 --> 00:44:09.159
I am just going to pass. I'm just digging for
00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:16.179
my Sol Ring. Nice. There we go. All right, that's
00:44:16.179 --> 00:44:20.280
something. Just toss out another of those guys.
00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:22.099
Or do I just try not to die for a little bit?
00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:27.960
I don't know. i'm gonna pay three i guess four
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:33.239
i could put out nadu a three four i mean yeah
00:44:33.239 --> 00:44:35.179
if you'd like to cheat then yes you can do that
00:44:35.179 --> 00:44:40.400
yeah i do i would like to um okay so there's
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:43.920
nadu perfectly good perfectly legal also gay
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:47.639
um so i don't want to hear anything about it
00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:50.340
and then so complaining about it's a hate crime
00:44:50.340 --> 00:44:53.380
got it Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is fine what
00:44:53.380 --> 00:44:56.039
I'm doing. Let's see what I want to do. Anything
00:44:56.039 --> 00:44:59.940
else? No, I got a three, four. Nah, dude. Someone
00:44:59.940 --> 00:45:03.840
target it. I need lands. Please. Someone help
00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:06.760
me. Go ahead, AM. Just play 40 and you'll hit
00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:09.840
all your land drops. Huh? It often works that
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:11.780
way. Just play 40 and you'll hit all your land
00:45:11.780 --> 00:45:15.619
drops. No, I don't want to do that. Oh, yeah,
00:45:15.619 --> 00:45:17.179
I actually don't even need lands. I think I need
00:45:17.179 --> 00:45:19.340
better cards. But this might find me that too.
00:45:19.579 --> 00:45:23.079
Me too. All right. I'm going to try to get these
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:27.599
lands all sorted while a cat is just affectionately
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:30.219
bunting the ever -loving shit out of my hand.
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:35.039
It's the cutest way to get fucked up while you're
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:38.960
playing. Anyway, okay, so untap all these things.
00:45:41.019 --> 00:45:44.840
Upkeep draw. And then Summon Titan is going to
00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:49.539
tick up to Chapter 2 again. I have a singular
00:45:49.539 --> 00:45:51.639
forest, so that is going to enter the battlefield
00:45:51.639 --> 00:45:54.260
tapped. Upon entering tapped, the bloodghast
00:45:54.260 --> 00:45:56.360
is going to return from the graveyard to the
00:45:56.360 --> 00:46:01.099
battlefield. Yeah, bloodghast. Your second graveyard
00:46:01.099 --> 00:46:03.239
is much better than your first graveyard was.
00:46:04.449 --> 00:46:06.429
Qualities, well, I mean, yeah, Deathbridge, Chance,
00:46:06.570 --> 00:46:09.090
Sothera, like, eh, it could be better. But anyway,
00:46:09.269 --> 00:46:11.489
but yeah, Bloodghast, this creature can't block.
00:46:11.650 --> 00:46:14.969
It's 2 -1 for 2, Vampire Spirit. It has haste
00:46:14.969 --> 00:46:18.889
as long as an opponent has 10 or less life, which
00:46:18.889 --> 00:46:20.690
is not the case here. And then Landfall, whenever
00:46:20.690 --> 00:46:22.989
a land you control enters, returns from the graveyard
00:46:22.989 --> 00:46:24.949
to the battlefield, which is really fun with
00:46:24.949 --> 00:46:27.010
sac outlets. You know, sacrifice it, bring it
00:46:27.010 --> 00:46:28.610
back. Then sacrifice it, then bring it back.
00:46:28.710 --> 00:46:29.909
Then sacrifice it, then bring it back. Yeah,
00:46:29.929 --> 00:46:31.889
I'll see how it goes. It's fun. It's neat. We
00:46:31.889 --> 00:46:36.480
like it. Uh, then I think I'm going to, I think
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:38.539
I'd like to chiggity check something lest I riggity
00:46:38.539 --> 00:46:42.059
wreck something. Okay. So I'm going to go to
00:46:42.059 --> 00:46:46.500
combat and I'm going to see, does Russ have some
00:46:46.500 --> 00:46:48.159
kind of settle the wreckage or targeted removal?
00:46:48.440 --> 00:46:51.119
Oh, that'd be so funny. I'm going to attack Russ
00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:53.639
with summon Titan seven, seven reach trample
00:46:53.639 --> 00:46:59.000
in response. Yeah. I'm going to cast a wandering.
00:46:59.099 --> 00:47:03.179
Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh shit. It does a lot of things.
00:47:03.900 --> 00:47:07.139
I'm going to go ahead and minus two it to exile
00:47:07.139 --> 00:47:09.500
target, tap creature, and gain. In response,
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:11.860
I'm going to tap the Priest of Forgotten Gods,
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.460
sacrifice, summon Titan MI Bloodghast to force
00:47:15.460 --> 00:47:17.639
everybody to lose two life and sacrifice a creature,
00:47:17.860 --> 00:47:19.760
and that effect will fizzle so you won't lose
00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:21.880
the life, which I think is pretty rad. I'm going
00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:25.840
to get two mana draw card. Yeah, Emperor's still
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:30.480
here, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I do get the...
00:47:30.750 --> 00:47:33.030
The two mana, which I don't have. Actually, you
00:47:33.030 --> 00:47:36.809
know what? I'm going to use that two mana, and
00:47:36.809 --> 00:47:40.489
I'm going to pay two more to put two 1 -1 counters
00:47:40.489 --> 00:47:43.349
on my Crawling Barrens. Oh, there you go. I'm
00:47:43.349 --> 00:47:45.170
going to choose not to have it become an elemental,
00:47:45.309 --> 00:47:46.909
but I'm just going to spend the mana while I
00:47:46.909 --> 00:47:50.170
got it. Yeah, exactly. Why not? And then post
00:47:50.170 --> 00:47:52.530
-combat main, I'm actually going to go ahead
00:47:52.530 --> 00:47:54.150
and play my land for turn, which is going to
00:47:54.150 --> 00:47:59.349
be a forest. Blood gas back, all right. And then...
00:48:00.069 --> 00:48:03.449
I'm going to pay one for a Valkyvots Faithful.
00:48:04.389 --> 00:48:06.349
I love Valkyvots Faithful a long time. It is
00:48:06.349 --> 00:48:08.469
a one -on -for -one, and I can pay three and
00:48:08.469 --> 00:48:10.250
a black and sacrifice it to return target creature
00:48:10.250 --> 00:48:13.929
card from my graveyard to the battlefield. Activate
00:48:13.929 --> 00:48:17.090
only as a sorcery, which is right now. So assuming
00:48:17.090 --> 00:48:19.130
no responses, I'm going to go ahead and pay four,
00:48:19.230 --> 00:48:22.130
sacrifice my Faithful to bring Summon Titan back.
00:48:23.449 --> 00:48:25.809
Do you have any other creatures in your graveyard?
00:48:26.489 --> 00:48:28.750
At this point, no. It's all enchantments. Oh
00:48:28.750 --> 00:48:33.429
no, I have a Cursed Marauder. Yeah. I'll hurt
00:48:33.429 --> 00:48:36.969
myself. Untimely malfunction. I'm going to change
00:48:36.969 --> 00:48:45.190
the target to a Cursed Marauder. Yep. So when
00:48:45.190 --> 00:48:47.789
a Cursed Marauder enters, each player sacrifices
00:48:47.789 --> 00:48:49.010
a non -token creature. I'm going to sacrifice
00:48:49.010 --> 00:48:54.199
my Bloodghast. How's it going? Yep, yep. And
00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:57.820
then I have one, two, three, four, five. PZ,
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:01.039
please stop bunting my playmat. Like she's just
00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:04.059
like rubbing her face on my playmat and lifting
00:49:04.059 --> 00:49:06.599
all my lands. It's very awkward. It's making
00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:08.480
me very uncomfortable because I have far too
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:11.239
many lands to keep track of right now, which
00:49:11.239 --> 00:49:13.000
is a problem that I'm going to complain about,
00:49:13.119 --> 00:49:16.460
which is the most first world problem that a
00:49:16.460 --> 00:49:19.679
magic player could have, I think. cool and by
00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:26.500
cool i mean god damn it all right oh uh you know
00:49:26.500 --> 00:49:30.079
like you do i gotta tell you running a whole
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:32.239
bunch of these little target changers pretty
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:34.699
fun i'm having a pretty good time with it i'm
00:49:34.699 --> 00:49:36.840
gonna start changing out all my red removal for
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:40.179
this yeah do you want to pay eight for my commander
00:49:40.179 --> 00:49:42.920
uh one two three four five six i actually don't
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:46.829
have it so uh okay cool Cool, cool, cool, cool,
00:49:47.170 --> 00:49:49.750
cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,
00:49:49.869 --> 00:49:51.769
cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Hey. All right.
00:49:52.369 --> 00:49:57.150
I suppose. I cut the legs off of my pants, threw
00:49:57.150 --> 00:50:00.349
my shoes into the ocean. I could play Atchik
00:50:00.349 --> 00:50:03.170
and get two bugs. Is that worth it? Honestly,
00:50:03.210 --> 00:50:05.289
I feel like that might be at this point. Two
00:50:05.289 --> 00:50:08.550
bugs ain't bad. Two bugs ain't bad. Yeah, because
00:50:08.550 --> 00:50:10.329
there's Vagabots, Faithful. Oh, no, it'd be three.
00:50:10.929 --> 00:50:12.809
Faithful, Titan, and Bloodghast. You know what?
00:50:13.449 --> 00:50:19.570
Yeah, three bugs. one two three four uh five
00:50:19.570 --> 00:50:23.989
six magic emerald radian is entering the battlefield
00:50:23.989 --> 00:50:29.409
and i'm gonna make three one one green insect
00:50:29.409 --> 00:50:32.349
creature tokens all right i'm gonna draw that
00:50:32.349 --> 00:50:34.809
up and that will be the last thing that i do
00:50:34.809 --> 00:50:37.409
uh notably i do have an evolving wilds up that
00:50:37.409 --> 00:50:39.289
can bring my blood gassed back i'm just gonna
00:50:39.289 --> 00:50:43.309
say that yeah yeah yeah all on on on the field
00:50:44.099 --> 00:50:45.559
Assuming I haven't milled all my basics, which
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:47.000
I'm pretty sure I haven't because I run far too
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:50.039
many. All right, Russ, take it away. That would
00:50:50.039 --> 00:50:53.360
be really cool if I had one extra land. That's
00:50:53.360 --> 00:51:03.599
crazy. Oh, no, the bugs are bigger now. Yeah,
00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:06.360
bugs are tutus. Get ragged, nerds. Yeah, buddy.
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:11.539
Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I upticked the wandering
00:51:11.539 --> 00:51:14.360
emperor to put a plus one. So now your bear is
00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:17.360
a 3 -3. You got the best blocker on the board.
00:51:17.579 --> 00:51:22.820
How stinky of you. It's relatively stinky. Draw
00:51:22.820 --> 00:51:29.059
Solemn. Whoa! And then I'm going to cast a Transmutation
00:51:29.059 --> 00:51:34.739
font as well. Transmutation font lets me go and
00:51:34.739 --> 00:51:38.000
tap for a blood, clue, or food. And then for
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:40.480
3 and tapping and sacrificing 3 differently named...
00:51:41.139 --> 00:51:44.340
artifact tokens, I get to go and search my library
00:51:44.340 --> 00:51:48.760
for any artifact. I want to go and just tap that
00:51:48.760 --> 00:51:54.059
now for a clue. And I want to go and get a land
00:51:54.059 --> 00:51:56.860
and pass the turn. All right, what do I have?
00:51:57.820 --> 00:52:03.360
Anything? Well, you... You're a stupid guy. You're
00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:06.340
a stupid guy. I know. I mean, I think I just...
00:52:06.670 --> 00:52:08.329
I mean, this doesn't really help me that much,
00:52:08.389 --> 00:52:10.750
though. You know what? If I live long enough,
00:52:10.989 --> 00:52:13.489
maybe it'll matter. Here's a Horizon Chimera.
00:52:13.789 --> 00:52:17.809
It's a Flash Flying Trample 3 -2. Whenever I
00:52:17.809 --> 00:52:20.389
draw a card, I gain a life. Probably not going
00:52:20.389 --> 00:52:23.349
to matter here or anywhere else, but there it
00:52:23.349 --> 00:52:28.929
is. I'm done cheating. On your own step, I'm
00:52:28.929 --> 00:52:30.869
going to crack this Evolving Wilds and go grab
00:52:30.869 --> 00:52:35.530
the first basic I see, which is a Forest. enters
00:52:35.530 --> 00:52:38.449
the battlefield tapped blood gas back all right
00:52:38.449 --> 00:52:43.329
and uh yeah noise and there we are pretty freaking
00:52:43.329 --> 00:52:46.210
noise i feel like i'm doing okay and i'm at it
00:52:46.210 --> 00:52:49.510
i'm here for it all right i'm gonna untap i'm
00:52:49.510 --> 00:52:51.170
gonna do that thing that i hate when people do
00:52:51.170 --> 00:52:56.409
it and i'm just gonna stack my lands uh all my
00:52:56.409 --> 00:52:59.070
all my lands that only tap for one color of mana
00:52:59.070 --> 00:53:02.329
are all just that's yeah that's what this is
00:53:02.329 --> 00:53:07.530
um Let me get the colors lined up. I'll give
00:53:07.530 --> 00:53:09.989
them a two. I hate it when people do that because
00:53:09.989 --> 00:53:11.889
it's like impossible to read how much you got.
00:53:11.989 --> 00:53:15.449
But for right now. You also, the Phyrexianized
00:53:15.449 --> 00:53:19.670
lands and the black and white. Make it real hard
00:53:19.670 --> 00:53:23.610
to read. Yep. I respect it, though. I really
00:53:23.610 --> 00:53:28.150
like how horseshit it is over there. So dumb.
00:53:28.550 --> 00:53:32.110
Yep. So dumb. All right. So everybody has base
00:53:32.110 --> 00:53:35.119
power toughness 2 -2. i kind of love it because
00:53:35.119 --> 00:53:37.480
my my insects are all one ones naturally abject
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:39.880
is a three three so okay that's a downgrade well
00:53:39.880 --> 00:53:43.739
i guess a two one uh priest is a one two and
00:53:43.739 --> 00:53:45.940
marauders a two one so it's a it's an upgrade
00:53:45.940 --> 00:53:48.559
kind of across the board uh which i appreciate
00:53:48.559 --> 00:53:53.159
um do i need to be a stanky bitch i think i need
00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:55.239
to be a stanky bitch i think you i think you
00:53:55.239 --> 00:53:59.039
should it's your birthday it is it's your birthday
00:53:59.039 --> 00:54:01.440
and like here's the thing i know that like if
00:54:01.440 --> 00:54:04.730
if i find like I don't have a Farewell, but I
00:54:04.730 --> 00:54:07.030
know that if I had one, I would absolutely do
00:54:07.030 --> 00:54:11.429
it. And I would feel nothing. And I imagine that
00:54:11.429 --> 00:54:13.690
everyone else is the same way. If we find a way
00:54:13.690 --> 00:54:16.289
to deal with your stuff, we're gonna do it. Yeah,
00:54:16.329 --> 00:54:19.150
so I should probably just... I should do the
00:54:19.150 --> 00:54:21.230
stanky shit that I degenerately don't like that
00:54:21.230 --> 00:54:23.389
I have in this deck. No idea what that might
00:54:23.389 --> 00:54:26.829
be. Alright, I'm gonna play Swamp as my last
00:54:26.829 --> 00:54:28.289
return. Alright, I gotta do some mana math here.
00:54:28.409 --> 00:54:33.280
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... seven eight nine ten eleven
00:54:33.280 --> 00:54:36.980
twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen
00:54:36.980 --> 00:54:41.820
good lord money's available it's a lot and i
00:54:41.820 --> 00:54:43.880
think that's so can we just say i've been working
00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:47.320
pretty hard this game this feels kind of uncharacteristic
00:54:47.320 --> 00:54:51.599
for me to be working this hard to try to like
00:54:51.599 --> 00:54:54.119
hamper someone's plan you have been hustling
00:54:54.119 --> 00:54:56.639
to make sure that uh yeah that stuff happens
00:54:56.639 --> 00:55:00.460
i appreciate it um All right. Jarvis and I are
00:55:00.460 --> 00:55:02.280
just here. Well, I'm shutting you both down pretty
00:55:02.280 --> 00:55:07.119
hard with the Sabra play. Yeah, and then you
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.559
bitch as soon as Joey interacts with you. I know.
00:55:10.860 --> 00:55:13.679
I bitch all the time, though. I am a bitch. I'm
00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:16.159
aware of that. It's his birthday. Yeah, if I
00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:18.699
can't be a whiny -ass bitch on my birthday, when
00:55:18.699 --> 00:55:22.019
can I be? All right. I'm going to pay four and
00:55:22.019 --> 00:55:24.119
activate my restless cottage. Not only am I a
00:55:24.119 --> 00:55:29.159
bitch, but I'm also a massive hypocrite. what's
00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:34.480
about to happen all right um three four farewell
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:39.199
no no no no uh but i have 12 mana open all right
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:42.820
i'm gonna pay two and it's greater russian city
00:55:42.820 --> 00:55:44.059
i want to double check make sure i'm not all
00:55:44.059 --> 00:55:46.440
right yeah we're good uh use a greater russian
00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:52.079
city to exile valgavoss faithful from my graveyard
00:55:52.079 --> 00:55:54.659
to make a one one spirit a two two spirit right
00:55:54.659 --> 00:55:56.400
now It is a 2 -2 spirit, which is kind of fun.
00:55:56.639 --> 00:56:01.340
Yeah. I'm going to Charlie Brown ghost it. I
00:56:01.340 --> 00:56:04.780
got to rock. All right. So that's my spirit.
00:56:04.840 --> 00:56:08.440
And then I'm going to do a thing that I bitch
00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:12.840
about people doing. One, two, three, four. What
00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:15.960
is this? Five, six. Five, six, seven. Seven.
00:56:16.159 --> 00:56:20.719
Eight. Eight. Okay, let's go. Greater of Ameth.
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:28.269
Yeah! There it is. Are there any responses? You
00:56:28.269 --> 00:56:32.210
hypocritical fuck. I really haven't been given
00:56:32.210 --> 00:56:35.309
a fuck about this game since Turn 5, so no. Yeah,
00:56:35.349 --> 00:56:36.849
I normally bitch about Creator of Behemoth because
00:56:36.849 --> 00:56:38.449
it's kind of a one -note thing. You just kind
00:56:38.449 --> 00:56:46.469
of do it and then win. But yeah, any thoughts,
00:56:46.650 --> 00:56:49.809
feelings, responses? I guess my main question
00:56:49.809 --> 00:56:52.869
is... and this isn't it's trying to be a dig
00:56:52.869 --> 00:56:55.190
at anything i'm trying to think of the last time
00:56:55.190 --> 00:56:58.590
that like you won a game where you didn't feel
00:56:58.590 --> 00:57:02.030
a little bit bad about how you got there dude
00:57:02.030 --> 00:57:07.110
i i usually do i usually do yeah the ape game
00:57:07.110 --> 00:57:09.409
is still one of my favorite games ever at this
00:57:09.409 --> 00:57:15.250
moment um so i've got one four five six seven
00:57:15.250 --> 00:57:17.769
eight nine ten creatures one of which can't attack
00:57:19.349 --> 00:57:23.489
Yeah, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Oh, wait. 1, 2, 3, 4,
00:57:23.610 --> 00:57:27.889
5, 6, 7, plus the 3. That's 10. Yes. So 10 creatures.
00:57:28.289 --> 00:57:31.090
For anyone who's not familiar, thank you for
00:57:31.090 --> 00:57:32.570
tuning in to your very first Magic Broadcast.
00:57:32.710 --> 00:57:35.010
We're so glad you're here. It is a 5 -5 for 8
00:57:35.010 --> 00:57:37.289
with haste. And when this creature enters, creatures
00:57:37.289 --> 00:57:39.210
you control gain trample and plus X plus X, where
00:57:39.210 --> 00:57:42.429
X is the number of creatures you control. So
00:57:42.429 --> 00:57:44.349
in this case, plus 10 plus 10 for everything.
00:57:44.610 --> 00:57:46.969
So it's a 15 -15. Everything else gets 10 -10.
00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:50.239
and the plan here the plan at this point is to
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:53.699
just swing out and kind of call it um additionally
00:57:53.699 --> 00:57:57.940
i let's see if i send so kudo is live right now
00:57:57.940 --> 00:57:59.880
everything would be a 12 12 everything would
00:57:59.880 --> 00:58:02.159
be a 12 12 yeah everything would be a 12 but
00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:03.639
here so here's what i'm thinking i'm thinking
00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:05.900
about activating my priest sacrificing two insects
00:58:05.900 --> 00:58:08.079
getting attic triggers forcing y 'all to sacrifice
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:12.559
your blockers uh and that would don't even waste
00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:16.280
your time you have Ten blockers. Well, nine attackers
00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:18.679
is not going to attack. You can kill us even
00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:21.340
with the blockers we have. I was going to say,
00:58:21.360 --> 00:58:23.880
so they're all 12 -12s. If I send, yeah, three.
00:58:24.099 --> 00:58:26.880
I don't math good. Yeah, that's 36 at each of
00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:30.000
us if you split it in three ways. Yeah, 36. Yeah.
00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:33.019
Most of what we have is two toughness blocks.
00:58:33.019 --> 00:58:34.940
And y 'all can each block two. So, yeah, I guess
00:58:34.940 --> 00:58:36.539
I'm going to do that. I'm going to say the insects
00:58:36.539 --> 00:58:40.239
are going at Russ. Bloodgas, Cottage, and Atchik
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:43.070
are all going at... Jarvis and the Marauder Priest
00:58:43.070 --> 00:58:45.670
and the Behemoth are going to Jolly. Anything?
00:58:46.929 --> 00:58:50.489
Russ, Russ, Russ. Wait, turn your mic on. You're
00:58:50.489 --> 00:58:55.590
muted. I have a response. Yeah, what's up? The
00:58:55.590 --> 00:58:58.809
insects come to you. One and a white. I understand.
00:58:58.909 --> 00:59:02.409
To play Dawn's Truce, I'm going to gift Jolly
00:59:02.409 --> 00:59:06.769
a card so he can gain a life. Oh, yay. Uh, you
00:59:06.769 --> 00:59:09.230
in permanence, you control gain hexproof till
00:59:09.230 --> 00:59:11.309
end of turn. If the gift was promised, they also
00:59:11.309 --> 00:59:13.630
gain indestructible. Kudo is actually a three.
00:59:13.690 --> 00:59:18.389
So it's going to be exact season on me, but I'm
00:59:18.389 --> 00:59:20.969
at least putting up a fight. I respect that.
00:59:21.070 --> 00:59:27.090
Yeah. I'm here for it. I block one. Yeah. I'm
00:59:27.090 --> 00:59:31.630
real sad because if I hadn't played this, I could
00:59:31.630 --> 00:59:34.170
have stopped this in a way that I think is very
00:59:34.170 --> 00:59:37.579
funny. So I'll just show it real quick. Yeah,
00:59:37.599 --> 00:59:41.280
please. And then lose. But if I didn't play this,
00:59:41.480 --> 00:59:44.179
I could have instead played Mirror Weave to have
00:59:44.179 --> 00:59:47.119
each other creature become a copy of a non -legendary
00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:49.719
creature. And if I had every creature in play
00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:52.300
become a copy of Restless Cottage, they would
00:59:52.300 --> 00:59:54.880
not be animated and everything would just be
00:59:54.880 --> 00:59:57.340
lands. Dog, that would have been so funny. I
00:59:57.340 --> 00:59:59.400
would have been mad. That would have been the
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:02.739
best way to cycle a behemoth. Oh my god, I love
01:00:02.739 --> 01:00:06.480
it. i gotta say jolly you have had this game
01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:09.340
you have had some of the just like gonzo like
01:00:09.340 --> 01:00:12.599
responses and reactions that i was really trying
01:00:12.599 --> 01:00:16.199
i love it really trying yeah and meanwhile i'm
01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:18.059
over here just with you know generic good cards
01:00:18.059 --> 01:00:22.280
but yeah and this by the way sovereign was the
01:00:22.280 --> 01:00:24.219
very first commander deck i ever built many years
01:00:24.219 --> 01:00:28.000
ago now and uh i love this card And I will always
01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:30.340
hold a soft spot for it. And I plan on keeping
01:00:30.340 --> 01:00:33.079
this deck together, although I did take it apart
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:36.500
for many years because of this kind of dynamic.
01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:38.840
Once she gets moving, if you build her correctly,
01:00:39.059 --> 01:00:40.639
nobody else is allowed to have a creature on
01:00:40.639 --> 01:00:43.139
the board ever. And the number of games, the
01:00:43.139 --> 01:00:45.420
number of decks that that shuts down is dramatic.
01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:49.059
So if you want to play a real lockout douche
01:00:49.059 --> 01:00:53.139
card, Savra, and really go hard on the Grave
01:00:53.139 --> 01:00:57.269
Packs Halifax, it can get pretty nasty. Yeah,
01:00:57.329 --> 01:00:59.070
I only had an escape tunnel in my hand. That's
01:00:59.070 --> 01:01:00.489
the other thing. I used every single card I had
01:01:00.489 --> 01:01:02.530
access to, but we were able to get there. So,
01:01:02.590 --> 01:01:06.269
yeah. Because Craterhoof is kind of dumb. Here
01:01:06.269 --> 01:01:09.269
we are. The thing that really helped you was
01:01:09.269 --> 01:01:11.769
all the ramp. Yeah. More than anything, because
01:01:11.769 --> 01:01:14.190
you got supped a few times, but that Titan did
01:01:14.190 --> 01:01:16.889
so much work. Yeah. Dude, Titan did a ton of
01:01:16.889 --> 01:01:20.380
work. Yeah. That's the other thing. This style
01:01:20.380 --> 01:01:23.519
of effect, Titan, Aftermath Analyst, Lumrah,
01:01:23.579 --> 01:01:26.599
even classic Splendid Reclamation. In these graveyard
01:01:26.599 --> 01:01:29.099
decks, that's your most powerful effect. By far,
01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:33.940
it's not close. And in my experience, these are
01:01:33.940 --> 01:01:35.860
critical. If you're not running these and you're
01:01:35.860 --> 01:01:37.599
running graveyard, if you're running self -mill
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:39.960
anything and you don't have any of those Splendid
01:01:39.960 --> 01:01:42.840
Reck effects in your deck, get them. They are...
01:01:43.539 --> 01:01:46.400
You know, there's been a lot of discourse recently
01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:49.019
about how Commander practically isn't a singleton
01:01:49.019 --> 01:01:51.239
format anymore because they keep, like, copying
01:01:51.239 --> 01:01:53.500
designs over and over and over again. And, like,
01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:55.539
Crucible of Worlds is a classic example that
01:01:55.539 --> 01:01:57.019
I know Tulare and Community College, I believe.
01:01:57.199 --> 01:02:00.800
And I think Tomer at Goldfish also, like, actually,
01:02:01.000 --> 01:02:02.260
I believe he might have been the one who first
01:02:02.260 --> 01:02:05.159
brought this up. The notion that it's not really
01:02:05.159 --> 01:02:06.480
a singleton format anymore because we have so
01:02:06.480 --> 01:02:08.519
many copies of things. Splendid Wreck is another
01:02:08.519 --> 01:02:10.079
one of those. And I know Crucible gets a lot
01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:13.650
of play and a lot of... A lot of shine. People
01:02:13.650 --> 01:02:15.969
talk about Crucible, and appropriately so, but
01:02:15.969 --> 01:02:19.190
Splendid Reclamation, in my opinion, is insanely
01:02:19.190 --> 01:02:21.889
strong. And yeah, you run them. They're great.
01:02:23.070 --> 01:02:25.130
Anyway, thank y 'all for tuning in. I appreciate
01:02:25.130 --> 01:02:28.750
it. Glad I got to be an absolute asshat on my
01:02:28.750 --> 01:02:31.130
birthday. Lockout stacks with a Crater Hoof finish.
01:02:31.190 --> 01:02:34.230
I'm kind of everything I hate right now. Well,
01:02:34.269 --> 01:02:38.369
when you put it that way, lockout stacks with
01:02:38.369 --> 01:02:42.940
a Crater Hoof finish. you that's like the hardest
01:02:42.940 --> 01:02:47.300
opening to like a rap song i think i might have
01:02:47.300 --> 01:02:49.460
to i mean i don't know i don't think it's got
01:02:49.460 --> 01:02:51.239
anything on your death and taxes rap but i mean
01:02:51.239 --> 01:02:52.780
if you want to go somewhere with that take it
01:02:52.780 --> 01:02:54.400
please well that one sounds a little bit more
01:02:54.400 --> 01:02:56.980
overtly sexual and so i think that that one's
01:02:56.980 --> 01:03:02.559
oh okay i'm here for it anyway um finished you
01:03:02.559 --> 01:03:05.480
know how big that is that's pretty damn big speaking
01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:07.260
of i just got big for the video thank you guys
01:03:07.260 --> 01:03:09.599
for tuning in Y 'all are freaking amazing. If
01:03:09.599 --> 01:03:12.500
you're wondering what turning 40 is like, everything
01:03:12.500 --> 01:03:15.320
hurts. I regret it. Oh, my God. I've lost so
01:03:15.320 --> 01:03:17.980
much. Please enjoy your youth while you have
01:03:17.980 --> 01:03:20.739
it, all you 39 -year -olds. All right. And with
01:03:20.739 --> 01:03:22.840
that, we're going to peace out, and we'll catch
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:25.639
you on the next one. See, I'm 36, so I don't
01:03:25.639 --> 01:03:31.559
get to enjoy my youth. Wait, I'm 35. Not yet,
01:03:31.559 --> 01:03:34.920
you embryonic motherfucker. You gotta wait. So,
01:03:35.139 --> 01:03:40.420
as someone who will be 50 next year, kiss my
01:03:40.420 --> 01:03:43.360
ass. Fair enough.