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Speaker 1: It's deadline day for the AFL's trade period and two here on 5AA Breakfast for our first ever, our own trade period, which runs for 10 minutes. And we will determine whether the trades are fair or not.
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Speaker 2: Probably the amount of time the AFL's trade period should run.
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Speaker 1: Exactly. I think it would save everyone's sanity if it did. We have country royalty tickets and a lucky dumpling market voucher to give away. So let's hear some trades. Trading things from South Australia, getting things in return, and we will judge whether they're fair or not. Delco, good morning.
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Speaker 3: Delco?
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Speaker 1: Yes, Delco.
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Speaker 3: Morning, guys. Yeah, keeping the AFL thing going, I would swap or trade Adelaide Oval to the MCG. That way we'd get the grand final every year. You'd get all the Victorian teams that play at the G. They'd have to come here to play. We'd have a festival of football every week.
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Speaker 1: I think, Delco, this is a great trade debate because at first blush, I think every South Australian's going to say you can't trade Adelaide Oval. But you get the grand final.
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Speaker 4: If you get the grand final.
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Speaker 1: You get eight games. You get six games of footy here a week, probably. You get the NFL. You get the NFL. Oh, that's a really good one to get us started, Delco. Thank you. And like you said, Will, a good trade hurts a bit. A good trade hurts a bit. You've got to give something to get something. Steve in South Blimpton, what are you trading?
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Speaker 3: Morning, guys.
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Speaker 4: I'm trading the Fringe. That can go over to Melbourne.
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Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 3: And I would love to get the F1 Grand Prix back here in return.
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Speaker 1: Fringe for the Grand Prix. So the second biggest arts festival in the world, isn't it? Edinburgh's first, and I think the Fringe is second for an F1 race.
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Speaker 2: That's harsh. But it is potentially a prospect that South Australia will have to face if their Formula.
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Speaker 1: One does come back. Oh, that's right. Because it's currently held in March. I love both those things. I'm so torn on that. I wonder what benefit they provide. You could do the cost-benefit.
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Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: That gets done after. You're right. You make the decision. We'll spend the taxpayer money first. Silly me, Stacey. You're right. See, I'm not cut out to govern. Mark in Wattle Park.
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Speaker 2: Good morning.
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Speaker 3: Good morning. I'd trade Peter Malinowskis to the feds to wipe the state debt.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: So we get $ 20 billion or so. It's more like a soccer transfer.
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Speaker 2: Wipe the state debt, but then doesn't just not become federal debt and we pay for it through our federal taxes?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then it gets delivered. At least it's split up. It's divided by all the states then. Everyone else pays it off. Yeah, okay. All right.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That's good. I reckon he'd probably be worth $ 20 billion to the Federal Labor Party.
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Speaker 2: Quite a few people suggesting a trade of Peter Malinowskis to Canberra. Can I read Rick's out?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, read it out. Oh, we've got him. Oh, no, he's coming up. All right, Rick. Let's go to Rick then. Morning, Rick.
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Speaker 4: Morning.
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Speaker 3: How are you?
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Speaker 5: Good.
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Speaker 1: Tell us your trade.
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Speaker 3: I would trade Mally to Canberra for Albo and then on trade Albo to New South Wales for Minns.
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Speaker 1: Three-way trade. I like this. So New South Wales ends up with our bow, Rick, as though I could see.
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Speaker 3: They're the only losers.
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Speaker 1: We might have to throw in some draft compensation.
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Speaker 3: Do we give them their boy up?
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Speaker 1: Thank you. I like that. If we're getting three-way trades happening, this is working magnificently. That's great, Rick. I keep understating the forecast peak of state debt. I'm about 10 years out of date. It's $ 50 billion.
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Speaker 3: $ 50 billion.
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Speaker 1: So that's $ 50 billion worth. That would be the transfer value for Peter Malinowskis, EPL style. Trish, good morning.
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Speaker 5: Morning.
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Speaker 3: I would trade the North Adelaide golf course to SeaWorld.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 3: So something for the family to do.
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Speaker 5: And if anyone who may not like the idea of the golf course happens to be in Queensland, they've got something to do for the day.
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Speaker 1: I like that, Trish. Well, to my rationale earlier, unpopular as it was, that you need to get what you've got a surplus of. We've got golf courses. We've got golf courses. What do we not have? SeaWorld.
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Speaker 5: SeaWorld.
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Speaker 1: We don't have an aquarium, do we? Or an aquarium.
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Speaker 2: What would I trade for an aquarium?
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Speaker 1: Maybe Cleland?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Could I trade Cleland for an aquarium?
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Speaker 1: So land-based animals for water-based animals?
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Speaker 2: I don't know if I could trade one of the zoos.
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Speaker 1: How many zoos do you need? A safari park? You have difficult conversations. Hey, we're in the trade room. None of this is being publicly broadcast. We're just sort of putting names up on the whiteboard. Caesar, good morning.
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Speaker 4: I would trade Will Goodings.
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Speaker 3: For Kyle Sandlin's. It'd be financially be a straight swap.
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Speaker 1: I was going to say, I'd be sad to leave Adelaide season, but do I get Kyle's wage?
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Speaker 5: $ 10 million a year?
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Speaker 3: Straight swap.
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Speaker 1: Well, look, I mean, for $ 10 million, no, I couldn't possibly. I wouldn't be happy with that. I think you and Kyle together, I'll tell you one thing, Stace. You and Kyle doing a show together would have me listening. I'm telling you that right now. That would kill me. Rita, good morning.
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Speaker 5: Good morning, Will and Stacey. I'd like to trade my husband for pretty much anything you decide.
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Speaker 1: Look, no, the true story is he's.
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Speaker 5: A great guy. Look, he's a great guy, good civil man. He helped a lady with a flat tyre today, so... You know, maybe Melbourne, they need some good deeds. But, you know, you guys can decide. All right.
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Speaker 1: So you started out saying you're trading for a burnt crumpet and then sort of made the pitch about why he's of value.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I want to take him, but I don't know what he deserves in return.
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Speaker 1: It's a bold strategy, Rita. I liked it. That was good. Let's go to Seton. Tony, have you got a trade for us?
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Ned McHenry and Sam Darrow.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: We'll vote for Donald Duck and Roger Rabbit.
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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 1: So do you have a burning desire to hear Donald Duck on the radio, Tony, or would you just like to see Sam and Ned in a cartoon?
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Speaker 4: Well, the thing is, what's that? Ned McHenry.
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Speaker 1: Says, like, Thank you, Tony. Sam and Ned will be back tomorrow morning, actually. Sam will eventually, by virtue of the.
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Speaker 1: Remarkable road he's had to travel thanks to our airline industry. He will be back from Canberra after a four-day odyssey tomorrow on the radio. So Sam and Ned will be back tomorrow morning, maybe to be immortalised in cartoon form if Tony's trade was to go through. Now, how do we award this?
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Speaker 3: I don't know. These are great.
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Speaker 1: They were amazing. They were so much better than I was expecting. Country royalty. We've got the tickets to give away. This great show. Music from Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash. There's a whole heap more too. Jan 16, Her Majesty's Theatre. And the Lucky Dumpling Market voucher, lots of good food. Nacho, nacho, man, that's good stuff. Spice Kitchen 89, Sookie Lala, Gang Gang, Kai Desserts. You can taste the flavours of Asia at the Lucky Dumpling Market. Adelaide's Springtime Food and Entertainment Hub, 9th of October, the 1st of November. It's on at the moment. LuckyDumplingMarket.com. I'm going to leave you this impossible task, Stacey.
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Speaker 2: I think Rick has to get something. He's even getting support on the text line for his three-way trade.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, three-way trade. Ron Askus for Albanese for Mins. It felt very AFL.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then I think, although it wasn't fully thought through, and it was a bit confusing because Rita suggested trading her husband and then told us why he's a great husband. So I'm not sure if she actually wanted to trade him or not. I think it was a good suggestion and it had a lot of wives nodding their heads.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: So I think Rita deserves a prize too. Magnificent. You both have got excellent prizes this morning. That was a lot of fun. And our trade period's done. See?
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Speaker 4: There we go.
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Speaker 1: Doesn't take that long. Come on, AFL. Learn a thing or two. Exactly right.
Speaker 1: It's deadline day for the AFL's trade period and two here on 5AA Breakfast for our first ever, our own trade period, which runs for 10 minutes. And we will determine whether the trades are fair or not.
00:00:13
Speaker 2: Probably the amount of time the AFL's trade period should run.
00:00:16
Speaker 1: Exactly. I think it would save everyone's sanity if it did. We have country royalty tickets and a lucky dumpling market voucher to give away. So let's hear some trades. Trading things from South Australia, getting things in return, and we will judge whether they're fair or not. Delco, good morning.
00:00:34
Speaker 3: Delco?
00:00:34
Speaker 1: Yes, Delco.
00:00:36
Speaker 3: Morning, guys. Yeah, keeping the AFL thing going, I would swap or trade Adelaide Oval to the MCG. That way we'd get the grand final every year. You'd get all the Victorian teams that play at the G. They'd have to come here to play. We'd have a festival of football every week.
00:00:53
Speaker 1: I think, Delco, this is a great trade debate because at first blush, I think every South Australian's going to say you can't trade Adelaide Oval. But you get the grand final.
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Speaker 4: If you get the grand final.
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Speaker 1: You get eight games. You get six games of footy here a week, probably. You get the NFL. You get the NFL. Oh, that's a really good one to get us started, Delco. Thank you. And like you said, Will, a good trade hurts a bit. A good trade hurts a bit. You've got to give something to get something. Steve in South Blimpton, what are you trading?
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Speaker 3: Morning, guys.
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Speaker 4: I'm trading the Fringe. That can go over to Melbourne.
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Speaker 1: Yep.
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Speaker 3: And I would love to get the F1 Grand Prix back here in return.
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Speaker 1: Fringe for the Grand Prix. So the second biggest arts festival in the world, isn't it? Edinburgh's first, and I think the Fringe is second for an F1 race.
00:01:41
Speaker 2: That's harsh. But it is potentially a prospect that South Australia will have to face if their Formula.
00:01:46
Speaker 1: One does come back. Oh, that's right. Because it's currently held in March. I love both those things. I'm so torn on that. I wonder what benefit they provide. You could do the cost-benefit.
00:01:56
Speaker 4: Oh, no.
00:01:56
Speaker 1: That gets done after. You're right. You make the decision. We'll spend the taxpayer money first. Silly me, Stacey. You're right. See, I'm not cut out to govern. Mark in Wattle Park.
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Speaker 2: Good morning.
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Speaker 3: Good morning. I'd trade Peter Malinowskis to the feds to wipe the state debt.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: All right.
00:02:17
Speaker 1: So we get $ 20 billion or so. It's more like a soccer transfer.
00:02:23
Speaker 2: Wipe the state debt, but then doesn't just not become federal debt and we pay for it through our federal taxes?
00:02:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then it gets delivered. At least it's split up. It's divided by all the states then. Everyone else pays it off. Yeah, okay. All right.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 1: That's good. I reckon he'd probably be worth $ 20 billion to the Federal Labor Party.
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Speaker 2: Quite a few people suggesting a trade of Peter Malinowskis to Canberra. Can I read Rick's out?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, read it out. Oh, we've got him. Oh, no, he's coming up. All right, Rick. Let's go to Rick then. Morning, Rick.
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Speaker 4: Morning.
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Speaker 3: How are you?
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Speaker 5: Good.
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Speaker 1: Tell us your trade.
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Speaker 3: I would trade Mally to Canberra for Albo and then on trade Albo to New South Wales for Minns.
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Speaker 1: Three-way trade. I like this. So New South Wales ends up with our bow, Rick, as though I could see.
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Speaker 3: They're the only losers.
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Speaker 1: We might have to throw in some draft compensation.
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Speaker 3: Do we give them their boy up?
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Speaker 1: Thank you. I like that. If we're getting three-way trades happening, this is working magnificently. That's great, Rick. I keep understating the forecast peak of state debt. I'm about 10 years out of date. It's $ 50 billion.
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Speaker 3: $ 50 billion.
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Speaker 1: So that's $ 50 billion worth. That would be the transfer value for Peter Malinowskis, EPL style. Trish, good morning.
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Speaker 5: Morning.
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Speaker 3: I would trade the North Adelaide golf course to SeaWorld.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 3: So something for the family to do.
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Speaker 5: And if anyone who may not like the idea of the golf course happens to be in Queensland, they've got something to do for the day.
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Speaker 1: I like that, Trish. Well, to my rationale earlier, unpopular as it was, that you need to get what you've got a surplus of. We've got golf courses. We've got golf courses. What do we not have? SeaWorld.
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Speaker 5: SeaWorld.
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Speaker 1: We don't have an aquarium, do we? Or an aquarium.
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Speaker 2: What would I trade for an aquarium?
00:04:08
Speaker 1: Maybe Cleland?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:04:09
Speaker 2: Could I trade Cleland for an aquarium?
00:04:11
Speaker 1: So land-based animals for water-based animals?
00:04:14
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could trade one of the zoos.
00:04:16
Speaker 1: How many zoos do you need? A safari park? You have difficult conversations. Hey, we're in the trade room. None of this is being publicly broadcast. We're just sort of putting names up on the whiteboard. Caesar, good morning.
00:04:32
Speaker 4: I would trade Will Goodings.
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Speaker 3: For Kyle Sandlin's. It'd be financially be a straight swap.
00:04:40
Speaker 1: I was going to say, I'd be sad to leave Adelaide season, but do I get Kyle's wage?
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Speaker 5: $ 10 million a year?
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Speaker 3: Straight swap.
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Speaker 1: Well, look, I mean, for $ 10 million, no, I couldn't possibly. I wouldn't be happy with that. I think you and Kyle together, I'll tell you one thing, Stace. You and Kyle doing a show together would have me listening. I'm telling you that right now. That would kill me. Rita, good morning.
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Speaker 5: Good morning, Will and Stacey. I'd like to trade my husband for pretty much anything you decide.
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Speaker 1: Look, no, the true story is he's.
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Speaker 5: A great guy. Look, he's a great guy, good civil man. He helped a lady with a flat tyre today, so... You know, maybe Melbourne, they need some good deeds. But, you know, you guys can decide. All right.
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Speaker 1: So you started out saying you're trading for a burnt crumpet and then sort of made the pitch about why he's of value.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I want to take him, but I don't know what he deserves in return.
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Speaker 1: It's a bold strategy, Rita. I liked it. That was good. Let's go to Seton. Tony, have you got a trade for us?
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Ned McHenry and Sam Darrow.
00:05:50
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:05:50
Speaker 4: We'll vote for Donald Duck and Roger Rabbit.
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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 1: So do you have a burning desire to hear Donald Duck on the radio, Tony, or would you just like to see Sam and Ned in a cartoon?
00:06:04
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is, what's that? Ned McHenry.
00:06:12
Speaker 1: Says, like, Thank you, Tony. Sam and Ned will be back tomorrow morning, actually. Sam will eventually, by virtue of the.
00:06:23
Speaker 1: Remarkable road he's had to travel thanks to our airline industry. He will be back from Canberra after a four-day odyssey tomorrow on the radio. So Sam and Ned will be back tomorrow morning, maybe to be immortalised in cartoon form if Tony's trade was to go through. Now, how do we award this?
00:06:39
Speaker 3: I don't know. These are great.
00:06:40
Speaker 1: They were amazing. They were so much better than I was expecting. Country royalty. We've got the tickets to give away. This great show. Music from Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash. There's a whole heap more too. Jan 16, Her Majesty's Theatre. And the Lucky Dumpling Market voucher, lots of good food. Nacho, nacho, man, that's good stuff. Spice Kitchen 89, Sookie Lala, Gang Gang, Kai Desserts. You can taste the flavours of Asia at the Lucky Dumpling Market. Adelaide's Springtime Food and Entertainment Hub, 9th of October, the 1st of November. It's on at the moment. LuckyDumplingMarket.com. I'm going to leave you this impossible task, Stacey.
00:07:13
Speaker 2: I think Rick has to get something. He's even getting support on the text line for his three-way trade.
00:07:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, three-way trade. Ron Askus for Albanese for Mins. It felt very AFL.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And then I think, although it wasn't fully thought through, and it was a bit confusing because Rita suggested trading her husband and then told us why he's a great husband. So I'm not sure if she actually wanted to trade him or not. I think it was a good suggestion and it had a lot of wives nodding their heads.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: So I think Rita deserves a prize too. Magnificent. You both have got excellent prizes this morning. That was a lot of fun. And our trade period's done. See?
00:07:44
Speaker 4: There we go.
00:07:45
Speaker 1: Doesn't take that long. Come on, AFL. Learn a thing or two. Exactly right.
