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The fishbone girl, the hook-handed man, the VCR van who drove around and sold you drugs based on which title you rented, all popular classics in the world of urban legends- but what about the Green Man of Pennsylvania?  Join Linz, Chris and Michael (not that one! The other one!) as they make their …

The Black Dwarf- it's just a fictional novel about a supernaturally strong telepathic person with dwarfism written by Walter Scott. It's not...true, though, is it?  Join Linz and special guest Michael (Dreams of Ego) as they travel back to the 1700s and unravel the mystery of Bow'd D…

When Alabama Police Chief Jeff Greenhaw responded to a call from a concerned civilian who reported seeing a UFO land in a nearby field in the fall of 1973, he had no idea who *or what* he would encounter that night. After arriving at the scene and finding no trace of the mysterious object, Greenhaw…

What happens when they world's pettiest rapper meets the worlds most stubborn police district? All out chaos that's what happens.  Join Linz and Chris as the explore the world of Afroman, who after being wrongfully accused went into all out war against the Adams County Sheriffs Department…

The Ummites- who are they? I couldn't tell ya! Thankfully in house E.T nerd, Michael 8 of Septembryo, is here to tell us all about them!  So Join Linz and Michael as they wade through letter after letter in this overstuffed file to break down the truth!   Support the show Support us on Patreon

If you were a world famous 'influencer', professional wrestler, boxer, pokemon card collector and douche bag, what would your next career move be? If you guess stealing UFO footage, you'd be correct. Join Linz, Chris...and Septembryo, as we dive into Logan Paul's jaunt into the …

Are you sitting on a goldmine? Do you possess a skill so unique, so entertaining, that you could build a whole career out of it?   Join Linz and Chris in this episode of Dystopian Simulation Radio as they part the cheeks and gaze deep into the abyss for answers. #comedy #fortean #weird  Support t…

What if your child brought something home from school… and it wasn’t a cold, wasn’t a detention slip… but a pocket-sized portal to the underworld? Bright colours. Catchy theme song. Creatures evolving before your very eyes. The playground is chanting. The Game Boy is glowing. The cards are being tr…

We're sorry Italy :) It's a cold night in the 1970s. Nightwatchman, Pier Zanfetta, is doing his rounds when he runs into...well we're not quite sure! Join Linz and Chris as they peak behind the pasta plates and uncover the mystery of the Zanfretta enounters! The most well-known UFO c…