Part Two: No Refunds

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We welcome you once again to this week's episode of Divorce Ranch.
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When last we left off,
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our dauntless hero,
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Detective Francis O'Connell,
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traded in the Windy City for a one-way ticket to Reno,
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Nevada,
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to find heiress Mitzi Ballantyne,
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usually picked last for stickball.
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Francis is undeterred by his lukewarm welcome,
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dedicated to finding the truth.
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He's got his work cut out for him,
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for he and humble ranch hand Hondo have discovered that Mitzi isn't just missing,
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she's been murdered.
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Dearest
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Ma,
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This case has taken a strange,
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dark turn.
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I can't go into it here,
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but now I'm burdened with a secret,
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one I can't share until I know whom to trust.
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I'd say I wish you were here,
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but that just isn't so.
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I wish I were back there.
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But duty calls,
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and a young woman has...
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But duty calls.
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Did you know there was a place you can simply...
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wait by a pool and be handed a divorce.
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Suppose it's a sign of the times,
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and I'm sure you'd have a thing or two to say to some of the women I've met.
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God has sent me an ally in the form of a ranch hand named Alejandro.
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Hondo,
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for short,
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though he's anything but.
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I hope you're feeling better.
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Keep praying I can discern the good folks on my path to make you and our Lord proud.
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Your devoted son,
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Francis.
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Mira,
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Francis,
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when Sara looks under the sink,
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put the finger in the freezer.
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Hondo,
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are you sure this is a good idea?
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It's wrapped in burlap.
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She'll think it's a sausage.
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Vamos.
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Sorry,
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Sara.
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I need to get under the sink.
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Seriously,
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Hondo?
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I'm in the middle of making breakfast.
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Can it wait?
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I'm afraid not.
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It's leaking pretty bad.
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I don't see a damn thing.
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You're making a mess.
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Ooh,
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Sarah,
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Slim here is rummaging through your freezer.
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Oh,
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I was just checking to see if you had any bacon.
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Uh-huh.
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Fresh out of court,
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detective.
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Present company excluded.
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Ooh,
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that's close.
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But it's fixed.
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Finally!
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Move!
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You don't have to make your own breakfast.
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It's included.
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Are you serving breakfast this morning?
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Um,
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no.
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You have a laundry for me?
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Not yet.
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I've just arrived.
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Jesus.
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I'm Detective
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Francis
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O'Connell.
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I'm Hatsuko
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Haverford, born Takagi.
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Hot
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Chico? Don't hurt yourself,
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Stringbean.
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I just look Japanese.
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I'm from San Francisco.
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Oh,
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I'm sorry.
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How long have you been working here at the resort?
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Because I couldn't possibly afford to stay here.
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Amigo,
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she is a guest.
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Oh,
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I barred her with Aoife offering her rice and tea from my motherland.
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He's a cop.
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He's looking for Mitzi.
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I'm detecting sarcasm.
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Oh,
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bravo,
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Sherlock.
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By the record,
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I pay with U.S.
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dollars.
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From my hefty booking fee.
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She's a singer.
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Oh,
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she's much more than that.
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Most popular actor,
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like I see.
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Oh,
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you're so sweet.
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If only someone would tell Joey.
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It's only his name on the marquee.
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Mitzi's boyfriend,
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Joey?
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He's a performer also.
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Well,
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if you call droning through the same dozen songs night after night performing.
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Oh,
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wrong.
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Are you ranking on Joey?
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He's not all bad,
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you know.
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Before she left,
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Mitzi promised me Joey would talk to management and they're gonna let me start dealing.
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We didn't get a chance to meet last night at dinner.
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Not officially.
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Mrs...
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What way out of Mrs.
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Anything?
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Call me Dottie.
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Excuse me,
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Dottie,
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but have you got any idea where Mitzi might have gone so suddenly?
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Probably out on another adventure.
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She could do things like that.
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She could be real fancy and book smart sounding.
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And then she could just curse you out and give you the finger.
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You okay,
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Hondo?
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It's probably something I ate.
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Nobody else is complaining.
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Wait,
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where are you going?
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You're supposed to drive us to the casino.
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Why,
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Chulita,
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I can't.
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I have to wash Juniper.
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También y fat in the car.
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How are we supposed to get to work?
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Está bien.
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The wagon's out front.
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The wagon?
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How am I supposed to get a shot at dealing smelling like the wagon?
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I can't be late.
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What if I drive the wagon?
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Really?
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Don't want to toot my own horn,
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but I know my way around a station wagon.
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Oh,
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well,
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it's not that kind of...
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Sure,
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we'll let you take us.
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Who are we to deny such chivalry?
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You insist,
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detective.
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Great!
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It's settled.
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So,
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where are the keys?
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Oh,
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I gotta see this.
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Hondo normally uses this for the ranch tours.
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Or haunted hay rides.
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Oh,
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so the wagon is a horse and buggy?
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Oh,
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not a problem,
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is it,
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officer?
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Giddy up,
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cowboy.
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We'll be in the coach.
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Good horse.
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Nice horse?
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Good horse.
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This is doable.
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I can do this.
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It's a simple carriage.
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I'm not taming a bronco.
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We'll go easy.
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Easy.
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Okay.
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Okay,
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stop.
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Stop,
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please.
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Halt!
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In the name of the law,
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please!
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Finally!
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Well,
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look who decided they like being employed.
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You were almost late.
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Good thing you're just in time to go warm up the crowd for the real deal.
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The only performers in Joey's dressing room are his fans.
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Oh,
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yes,
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Joey,
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yes!
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They deserve an Oscar.
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You're growing a chip on that cute little shoulder.
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Starting to match that hillbilly friend of yours.
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She's twice the grit you've got.
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That's why she ain't allowed back here no time soon.
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The two of yous?
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Sort of right.
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Now chop,
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chop,
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chop,
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Suey.
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I won't keep you long.
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It's just a few questions about last Tuesday.
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Blondie,
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no fraternizing with the patrons.
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Inside!
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Coming,
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Anthony.
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Maybe another time,
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Detective.
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Pardon,
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I was still speaking with the lady.
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Listen,
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Romeo,
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if you want time with the dame,
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you can rent a room like everybody else.
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Mr.
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Joey,
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sir,
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you're early.
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Anthony,
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what's that smell?
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Who invited the wringling,
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brother?
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Oh,
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I'll take care of it.
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Is that Joey Matinee?
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You need it.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I need to have a word with him.
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Watch where you point that thing.
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Move your carrot,
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Cinderella,
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for eternity with your pumpkin.
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Okay,
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I'm going.
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Okay,
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Colonel.
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Graceful exit.
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Graceful exit.
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But I'll be back.
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Pardon me,
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is this the police records unit?
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Excuse me,
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sir.
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What can I do you for?
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Sorry,
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ma'am.
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I'm collaborating on an interagency case and I'd like to see the file.
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Is there an officer I can speak to?
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Not wearing this uniform because it compliments my eyes.
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File ID?
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Oh.
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First Lady,
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Cop,
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and Reno.
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Want an autograph?
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I'm sure everyone's thrilled to have you.
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Officer
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Dutch? So thrilled they dropped me in the moldy basement to show me off.
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File ID?
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It's a missing person's.
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Last name,
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Ballantyne.
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There's been a development.
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You're Detective O'Connell.
294
00:09:03.550 --> 00:09:05.424
How did you know my- We got wind you were coming.
295
00:09:06.649 --> 00:09:07.675
I wish I had more to show you,
296
00:09:07.755 --> 00:09:09.204
but feast your eyes.
297
00:09:09.584 --> 00:09:10.704
The Ballantyne file.
298
00:09:12.246 --> 00:09:13.336
There's nothing in this folder.
299
00:09:14.178 --> 00:09:15.896
What about her relationship with Joey Matinee?
300
00:09:17.040 --> 00:09:18.556
Take a look at that photo up there.
301
00:09:19.037 --> 00:09:20.396
You mean that Joey?
302
00:09:21.980 --> 00:09:23.155
Who's he presenting the check to?
303
00:09:23.618 --> 00:09:24.616
Our chief of police.
304
00:09:25.756 --> 00:09:26.098
Trust me,
305
00:09:26.701 --> 00:09:27.847
between the money and the desert,
306
00:09:28.088 --> 00:09:29.516
problems tend to go missing.
307
00:09:30.276 --> 00:09:32.856
Makes you wonder why they sent an out-of-towner.
308
00:09:33.858 --> 00:09:36.276
Seems like you have a pretty vested interest in this case.
309
00:09:36.416 --> 00:09:36.536
Oh,
310
00:09:36.617 --> 00:09:37.118
I offered!
311
00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:41.532
I got told in no uncertain terms to divest that interest,
312
00:09:41.632 --> 00:09:42.796
so I'm stuck down here.
313
00:09:43.318 --> 00:09:44.690
That seems like a waste of talent,
314
00:09:44.690 --> 00:09:45.295
if you ask me.
315
00:09:45.856 --> 00:09:48.856
Chief Bugnacki thinks I'm better suited to the files than the field.
316
00:09:49.796 --> 00:09:53.216
My Sarge said I was the first officer he considered demoting to his secretary.
317
00:09:53.521 --> 00:09:53.714
Really?
318
00:09:54.356 --> 00:09:54.718
Look at me.
319
00:09:55.301 --> 00:09:56.667
I'm a buck twenty soaking wet.
320
00:09:57.249 --> 00:09:58.656
A strong gust could take me.
321
00:09:59.478 --> 00:10:00.543
You are a scrawny guy.
322
00:10:01.327 --> 00:10:02.392
How'd you make detective,
323
00:10:02.714 --> 00:10:03.116
Featherweight?
324
00:10:03.928 --> 00:10:04.350
Honestly,
325
00:10:05.696 --> 00:10:07.784
I gave a certain somebody a ticket for jaywalking.
326
00:10:07.984 --> 00:10:08.588
Jaywalking.
327
00:10:09.132 --> 00:10:11.024
Really aiming for the stars.
328
00:10:12.187 --> 00:10:13.783
I'd recognize the guy's face from HQ.
329
00:10:15.289 --> 00:10:16.124
Sucked me good.
330
00:10:18.145 --> 00:10:18.970
But I got back up,
331
00:10:19.493 --> 00:10:20.358
chased him down,
332
00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:21.224
and made the arrest.
333
00:10:21.844 --> 00:10:24.584
Turns out he's this mafia hitman they'd been trying to nail for months.
334
00:10:25.284 --> 00:10:26.251
Turned state's witness,
335
00:10:26.311 --> 00:10:28.164
and I got shortlisted for detective.
336
00:10:28.705 --> 00:10:31.084
So your advice is find a hitman and give him a ticket?
337
00:10:31.505 --> 00:10:33.935
My advice is keep your head down,
338
00:10:34.517 --> 00:10:36.124
but always have an eye on the prize.
339
00:10:38.091 --> 00:10:38.603
Thanks for this.
340
00:10:40.310 --> 00:10:40.624
O'Connell.
341
00:10:41.410 --> 00:10:41.624
Wait.
342
00:10:43.605 --> 00:10:44.951
Can't give you any records,
343
00:10:45.293 --> 00:10:47.724
but here's a nickel's worth of advice.
344
00:10:49.346 --> 00:10:52.304
Reno is a town of desperate people.
345
00:10:52.864 --> 00:10:55.163
There's only two places anything valuable ends up.
346
00:10:55.724 --> 00:10:56.223
The casino.
347
00:10:56.446 --> 00:10:56.569
Oh,
348
00:10:56.548 --> 00:10:57.123
I tried that.
349
00:10:57.304 --> 00:10:58.303
Or the pawn shop.
350
00:10:59.344 --> 00:11:02.904
They're required to report anything they purchase within 24 hours.
351
00:11:03.924 --> 00:11:07.144
Rusty's had half our evidence locker behind his counter.
352
00:11:09.277 --> 00:11:09.523
I do.
353
00:11:10.149 --> 00:11:10.541
I do.
354
00:11:11.464 --> 00:11:18.804
By the power vested in me by the great state of Nevada and sole proprietor of Rusty's Pawn Emporium,
355
00:11:19.915 --> 00:11:22.212
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
356
00:11:22.292 --> 00:11:23.192
You may kiss the bride.
357
00:11:23.872 --> 00:11:24.667
I'll be right with you,
358
00:11:24.729 --> 00:11:24.851
sir.
359
00:11:26.199 --> 00:11:26.511
Amen.
360
00:11:26.792 --> 00:11:28.032
That's $25 for the rings,
361
00:11:28.293 --> 00:11:29.172
eight for the marriage certificate.
362
00:11:29.492 --> 00:11:30.712
Total is $33.
363
00:11:31.974 --> 00:11:33.132
Interested in divorce insurance?
364
00:11:33.514 --> 00:11:33.891
No need.
365
00:11:34.534 --> 00:11:35.292
Our love is forever.
366
00:11:35.693 --> 00:11:35.976
Well,
367
00:11:36.724 --> 00:11:37.431
no refunds.
368
00:11:39.780 --> 00:11:40.312
Or schmucks.
369
00:11:41.176 --> 00:11:41.932
I give them a month.
370
00:11:42.596 --> 00:11:43.332
Why would you say that?
371
00:11:44.117 --> 00:11:44.571
Cheap ring.
372
00:11:45.334 --> 00:11:45.951
How can I help you?
373
00:11:46.836 --> 00:11:48.152
What do you know about this ring?
374
00:11:49.843 --> 00:11:51.897
I knew you'd find your way to me,
375
00:11:51.998 --> 00:11:52.280
darling.
376
00:11:53.621 --> 00:11:55.500
He could never take care of you the way I could.
377
00:11:55.982 --> 00:11:57.400
So you're familiar with it?
378
00:11:57.680 --> 00:11:58.184
Familiar?
379
00:11:58.951 --> 00:11:59.757
We're intimates,
380
00:11:59.838 --> 00:12:00.040
pal.
381
00:12:00.741 --> 00:12:02.151
Four-carat emerald cut.
382
00:12:02.715 --> 00:12:03.238
VVS2.
383
00:12:04.040 --> 00:12:06.159
Rose gold scrolling on the band.
384
00:12:06.520 --> 00:12:07.711
A peekaboo cathedral setting.
385
00:12:07.731 --> 00:12:08.720
Look at that itty-bitty coulet.
386
00:12:09.285 --> 00:12:10.120
It is breathtaking.
387
00:12:10.502 --> 00:12:11.300
It's real pretty.
388
00:12:12.085 --> 00:12:12.959
Have you no reverence?
389
00:12:13.461 --> 00:12:14.378
Who did you sell this to?
390
00:12:15.140 --> 00:12:15.503
Sell it?
391
00:12:15.765 --> 00:12:16.169
I wish.
392
00:12:16.431 --> 00:12:17.419
I practically gave it away.
393
00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:18.939
Did you get to witness the proposal?
394
00:12:19.581 --> 00:12:21.199
Just a good business proposal.
395
00:12:21.939 --> 00:12:25.039
It's not every day Joey Matinee decides to pop the question.
396
00:12:25.379 --> 00:12:26.599
Joey Matinee proposed?
397
00:12:26.980 --> 00:12:27.999
The Reno voice himself.
398
00:12:28.620 --> 00:12:29.719
One of our best customers.
399
00:12:30.059 --> 00:12:32.619
What we in the pawn biz call a trophy chaser.
400
00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:33.379
Trophy chaser?
401
00:12:33.739 --> 00:12:34.679
A regular magpie.
402
00:12:35.796 --> 00:12:36.771
He came in and said,
403
00:12:37.252 --> 00:12:38.131
give me a bass ring.
404
00:12:38.591 --> 00:12:39.691
Promises when they go public,
405
00:12:39.771 --> 00:12:42.451
he'll tell the papers where he got his Lady Love's new bubble.
406
00:12:44.716 --> 00:12:45.750
Good press is good press.
407
00:12:46.332 --> 00:12:47.831
So I gave her away for a song.
408
00:12:49.295 --> 00:12:50.531
How much do you want for it?
409
00:12:50.853 --> 00:12:50.976
Oh,
410
00:12:51.304 --> 00:12:51.551
sorry.
411
00:12:51.915 --> 00:12:52.491
Not for sale.
412
00:12:53.172 --> 00:12:54.431
It's part of an ongoing investigation.
413
00:12:55.262 --> 00:12:55.391
Oh.
414
00:12:56.033 --> 00:12:57.831
I didn't realize I was speaking with a badge.
415
00:12:58.652 --> 00:12:59.357
Pretty nice badge,
416
00:12:59.417 --> 00:12:59.598
too.
417
00:12:59.820 --> 00:13:00.524
Sterling silver.
418
00:13:01.128 --> 00:13:01.651
Great metalwork.
419
00:13:02.151 --> 00:13:03.423
Is that a saint on the back?
420
00:13:03.423 --> 00:13:04.311
I can get that etched off.
421
00:13:04.451 --> 00:13:05.239
Fifty for the badge.
422
00:13:05.340 --> 00:13:06.391
That's like a week's pay for you.
423
00:13:07.032 --> 00:13:09.871
I'll thank you not to attempt a federal offense like that again.
424
00:13:10.993 --> 00:13:12.311
You'll bring that ring back when you're done.
425
00:13:22.363 --> 00:13:25.108
Miss,
426
00:13:25.589 --> 00:13:26.831
do you know where I can find Dottie?
427
00:13:27.513 --> 00:13:28.244
Over at the bar,
428
00:13:28.366 --> 00:13:28.630
Shaggy.
429
00:13:31.800 --> 00:13:32.170
Pardon me.
430
00:13:33.552 --> 00:13:34.170
Pardon me.
431
00:13:34.311 --> 00:13:34.728
Excuse me.
432
00:13:35.153 --> 00:13:35.610
Excuse me.
433
00:13:35.953 --> 00:13:36.270
Pardon me.
434
00:13:39.438 --> 00:13:39.871
Excuse me.
435
00:13:41.202 --> 00:13:42.925
Ladies and gentlemen,
436
00:13:43.466 --> 00:13:45.831
please welcome back to the stage,
437
00:13:46.152 --> 00:13:47.735
Reno's very own,
438
00:13:48.296 --> 00:13:48.677
Joey
439
00:13:49.018 --> 00:13:49.639
Massonet.
440
00:14:02.641 --> 00:14:07.575
In the time I've had to marvel on this brown and bluish marvel,
441
00:14:08.016 --> 00:14:08.959
I have rambled.
442
00:14:13.366 --> 00:14:17.779
And those that know me well can say I've raised a little hell.
443
00:14:18.141 --> 00:14:19.879
I drank and gambled.
444
00:14:20.922 --> 00:14:22.014
I am only human,
445
00:14:22.095 --> 00:14:22.459
folks.
446
00:14:23.962 --> 00:14:27.298
Some see my behavior and they want it.
447
00:14:28.935 --> 00:14:32.890
They tell me my good luck is running out.
448
00:14:34.073 --> 00:14:37.511
I say the night is young and I got time.
449
00:14:39.333 --> 00:14:40.237
I ain't saying,
450
00:14:40.598 --> 00:14:40.919
brother,
451
00:14:40.980 --> 00:14:43.229
can you spend the time?
452
00:14:44.091 --> 00:14:44.224
Yeah.
453
00:14:46.731 --> 00:14:46.812
One,
454
00:14:46.812 --> 00:14:46.995
two,
455
00:14:47.198 --> 00:14:47.624
three,
456
00:14:47.827 --> 00:14:48.050
four.
457
00:14:48.611 --> 00:14:49.950
Take the boots.
458
00:14:51.198 --> 00:14:51.991
I'll take the boots.
459
00:14:54.128 --> 00:14:55.254
I like my chances,
460
00:14:55.354 --> 00:14:55.937
baby,
461
00:14:56.017 --> 00:14:56.359
chances.
462
00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:02.719
And you ain't seen nothing yet.
463
00:15:06.748 --> 00:15:07.639
Harder up for Dottie.
464
00:15:09.032 --> 00:15:11.987
Is there much overlap between dealing and serving cocktails?
465
00:15:12.469 --> 00:15:13.446
I'm working my way up.
466
00:15:13.990 --> 00:15:14.642
What are you doing here,
467
00:15:14.642 --> 00:15:14.887
detective?
468
00:15:15.207 --> 00:15:17.287
What do you know about Mitzi's relationship with Joey?
469
00:15:17.728 --> 00:15:18.621
They're a couple.
470
00:15:18.621 --> 00:15:19.027
I don't pry.
471
00:15:19.368 --> 00:15:21.027
Did you ever see him get possessive of her?
472
00:15:21.548 --> 00:15:23.207
I've got to get these over to the VIP lounge.
473
00:15:23.590 --> 00:15:23.987
Excuse me.
474
00:15:24.148 --> 00:15:24.534
Hang on.
475
00:15:24.799 --> 00:15:25.287
Please.
476
00:15:26.132 --> 00:15:28.707
I'll take them back.
477
00:15:30.419 --> 00:15:31.660
I have a chance,
478
00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:33.245
I have a special chance,
479
00:15:33.425 --> 00:15:36.795
and I'm going to try and deal with the fools.
480
00:15:38.636 --> 00:15:39.299
And yeah,
481
00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:42.031
because when you take the rules,
482
00:15:42.031 --> 00:15:42.835
I'll take them.
483
00:15:45.136 --> 00:15:47.250
Because when you take the rules,
484
00:15:47.331 --> 00:15:47.935
I'll take them.
485
00:16:31.491 --> 00:16:32.112
And remember,
486
00:16:32.193 --> 00:16:32.594
folks,
487
00:16:32.594 --> 00:16:37.787
the only cure for renal fever is a stiff drink and a flexible guess.
488
00:16:45.049 --> 00:16:45.271
Winner,
489
00:16:45.452 --> 00:16:46.097
Chief Bugnacki,
490
00:16:46.359 --> 00:16:47.527
250 bucks richer.
491
00:16:47.988 --> 00:16:49.127
Come to papa.
492
00:16:50.388 --> 00:16:51.434
Sucks.
493
00:16:51.474 --> 00:16:53.827
I gotta catch up before my old lady kills me.
494
00:16:54.088 --> 00:16:54.813
One more round?
495
00:16:55.176 --> 00:16:55.438
Here,
496
00:16:55.861 --> 00:16:56.607
have another drink.
497
00:16:58.360 --> 00:16:59.347
You wuss.
498
00:17:00.580 --> 00:17:01.345
Babydoll,
499
00:17:01.466 --> 00:17:02.212
what is this?
500
00:17:02.313 --> 00:17:03.139
Prohibition?
501
00:17:04.106 --> 00:17:04.228
Ha!
502
00:17:04.208 --> 00:17:05.138
I'm running low here.
503
00:17:05.401 --> 00:17:05.834
Here you go,
504
00:17:05.834 --> 00:17:05.998
Chief.
505
00:17:07.495 --> 00:17:08.661
Nice gams.
506
00:17:09.083 --> 00:17:10.149
Where did they find you?
507
00:17:10.570 --> 00:17:11.869
That's no way to treat a lady.
508
00:17:12.249 --> 00:17:13.496
Talk about passing muster.
509
00:17:14.080 --> 00:17:15.709
You could bounce a quarter off her bunk.
510
00:17:16.129 --> 00:17:17.358
I know you from somewhere.
511
00:17:17.842 --> 00:17:18.588
You need to go.
512
00:17:19.871 --> 00:17:20.483
We love you,
513
00:17:20.504 --> 00:17:20.647
Joey.
514
00:17:21.673 --> 00:17:22.260
Love you too,
515
00:17:22.382 --> 00:17:22.989
sweethearts.
516
00:17:23.490 --> 00:17:24.476
Please let Mr.
517
00:17:24.496 --> 00:17:25.261
Manatee through.
518
00:17:25.281 --> 00:17:26.127
No autographs,
519
00:17:26.187 --> 00:17:26.469
ladies.
520
00:17:26.609 --> 00:17:28.189
You can watch the game behind the ropes.
521
00:17:28.392 --> 00:17:29.426
Behind the ropes.
522
00:17:30.412 --> 00:17:31.524
You forget,
523
00:17:31.645 --> 00:17:32.029
Tiger.
524
00:17:32.930 --> 00:17:34.408
You're wrong on yourself.
525
00:17:36.944 --> 00:17:38.481
I see you're back in the saddle.
526
00:17:38.764 --> 00:17:39.320
Never left.
527
00:17:40.161 --> 00:17:40.282
Hey,
528
00:17:40.303 --> 00:17:40.565
Daddy,
529
00:17:40.626 --> 00:17:41.313
don't be rude.
530
00:17:41.313 --> 00:17:42.001
Who's your friend?
531
00:17:42.622 --> 00:17:42.926
Nobody.
532
00:17:43.555 --> 00:17:43.981
He's leaving.
533
00:17:44.261 --> 00:17:46.361
Detective Francis O'Connell.
534
00:17:47.261 --> 00:17:48.381
Chicago Police.
535
00:17:49.801 --> 00:17:50.787
Dangerous business,
536
00:17:51.009 --> 00:17:52.941
putting your badge on the table like that.
537
00:17:53.441 --> 00:17:54.661
What can I interest you in a game?
538
00:17:54.781 --> 00:17:55.441
I don't gamble.
539
00:17:56.042 --> 00:17:57.021
Then what brings you to Reno?
540
00:17:57.896 --> 00:17:58.645
You getting the cure?
541
00:17:59.146 --> 00:18:00.405
Hopefully for malnourishment.
542
00:18:02.169 --> 00:18:03.845
I'm investigating a missing person.
543
00:18:04.686 --> 00:18:05.463
Maybe you've heard of her.
544
00:18:06.365 --> 00:18:07.544
Mitzi Ballantyne.
545
00:18:09.453 --> 00:18:10.165
Ring any bells?
546
00:18:10.927 --> 00:18:12.520
A lot of gals ring my bell,
547
00:18:12.783 --> 00:18:12.964
dick.
548
00:18:13.325 --> 00:18:13.998
Ain't that right,
549
00:18:14.039 --> 00:18:14.345
ladies?
550
00:18:15.987 --> 00:18:17.837
This particular gal has a very worried,
551
00:18:18.118 --> 00:18:19.505
very influential father.
552
00:18:20.066 --> 00:18:21.465
Not to mention a husband.
553
00:18:22.246 --> 00:18:23.825
So they sent the March of Dimes?
554
00:18:24.409 --> 00:18:26.282
But Naki's got one of those badges,
555
00:18:26.423 --> 00:18:26.645
too.
556
00:18:27.446 --> 00:18:27.849
I forget,
557
00:18:27.869 --> 00:18:28.797
what's your title again?
558
00:18:29.218 --> 00:18:29.380
Oh,
559
00:18:29.420 --> 00:18:29.582
uh,
560
00:18:30.288 --> 00:18:31.217
Chief of Police.
561
00:18:31.901 --> 00:18:32.516
That's it.
562
00:18:33.398 --> 00:18:34.977
The photo of the precinct.
563
00:18:35.879 --> 00:18:38.997
What kind of jurisdiction does Chicago have here in Reno?
564
00:18:40.082 --> 00:18:41.117
None whatsoever.
565
00:18:44.830 --> 00:18:48.429
Anthony here's got jurisdiction of the whole lounge.
566
00:18:49.110 --> 00:18:50.276
So either you play a game,
567
00:18:50.819 --> 00:18:52.629
or he reintroduces you to the door.
568
00:18:53.470 --> 00:18:54.034
If you're lucky,
569
00:18:54.719 --> 00:18:55.988
he'll open it first.
570
00:18:56.910 --> 00:18:57.548
I'll play!
571
00:18:57.911 --> 00:18:59.029
It's a hundred dollar buy-in.
572
00:18:59.851 --> 00:19:00.900
You got that type of money,
573
00:19:01.243 --> 00:19:01.848
altar boy?
574
00:19:06.775 --> 00:19:07.809
My per diem for the week.
575
00:19:09.117 --> 00:19:09.803
What are you doing?
576
00:19:10.345 --> 00:19:11.088
Ethan needs that money.
577
00:19:11.389 --> 00:19:12.052
Forget the ticket room.
578
00:19:12.052 --> 00:19:13.477
You will be sleeping with the pigs.
579
00:19:13.617 --> 00:19:15.306
He knows more about Mitzi than he's singing.
580
00:19:16.030 --> 00:19:17.237
I intend to find out what.
581
00:19:17.959 --> 00:19:18.405
Atta boy.
582
00:19:18.567 --> 00:19:19.216
Pull up a chair.
583
00:19:21.435 --> 00:19:22.361
Guide my hand,
584
00:19:22.764 --> 00:19:24.093
so righteousness prevails.
585
00:19:24.793 --> 00:19:28.453
The only man we got upstairs has another 15 minutes with Nancy.
586
00:19:28.997 --> 00:19:29.652
He's busy.
587
00:19:31.374 --> 00:19:32.673
Homeward for Joey.
588
00:19:32.873 --> 00:19:32.996
Hey,
589
00:19:33.037 --> 00:19:33.652
you in chief?
590
00:19:33.893 --> 00:19:35.653
And help pack up this wet blanket?
591
00:19:36.015 --> 00:19:36.411
Gladly.
592
00:19:36.934 --> 00:19:38.093
Let's play poker.
593
00:19:38.734 --> 00:19:39.932
Highest hand gets the pot.
594
00:19:40.434 --> 00:19:40.837
Ante up,
595
00:19:41.361 --> 00:19:42.733
and may the best man win.
596
00:19:43.737 --> 00:19:45.413
It's a simpler version of Ma's Bridge.
597
00:19:45.774 --> 00:19:46.299
Bridge?
598
00:19:46.622 --> 00:19:47.673
This is a man's game.
599
00:19:48.013 --> 00:19:48.496
Don't worry,
600
00:19:48.577 --> 00:19:51.232
you'll be home playing with Ma and the gals in no time.
601
00:19:52.254 --> 00:19:52.943
Detective,
602
00:19:53.247 --> 00:19:53.653
you open.
603
00:19:54.334 --> 00:19:55.780
We normally play with buttons,
604
00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:58.511
but I'll take three cards and I'll bet one dollar,
605
00:19:58.552 --> 00:19:58.873
please.
606
00:19:59.815 --> 00:20:00.099
Mr.
607
00:20:00.139 --> 00:20:00.382
Joey,
608
00:20:00.909 --> 00:20:01.233
your bet?
609
00:20:02.374 --> 00:20:03.282
I'll see your dollar.
610
00:20:04.149 --> 00:20:04.653
I'll take two.
611
00:20:05.635 --> 00:20:07.733
And raise you 75 buttons.
612
00:20:09.056 --> 00:20:09.622
Like I said,
613
00:20:10.167 --> 00:20:10.873
a man's game.
614
00:20:11.463 --> 00:20:11.972
I'm in.
615
00:20:13.264 --> 00:20:14.021
Detective opens.
616
00:20:14.688 --> 00:20:14.899
Check.
617
00:20:15.542 --> 00:20:16.560
He's getting the hang of it.
618
00:20:17.302 --> 00:20:18.261
But I'm on this one.
619
00:20:18.461 --> 00:20:19.381
A hundred greenbacks.
620
00:20:19.923 --> 00:20:20.836
Holy smokes,
621
00:20:20.897 --> 00:20:21.121
Joey.
622
00:20:22.004 --> 00:20:23.461
Must be some hand I fold.
623
00:20:24.323 --> 00:20:24.871
What about you,
624
00:20:25.074 --> 00:20:25.520
Francie?
625
00:20:27.526 --> 00:20:28.481
Take it from a old vet.
626
00:20:28.802 --> 00:20:30.981
Anyone this calm has something up their sleeve.
627
00:20:31.864 --> 00:20:32.840
You should listen to him.
628
00:20:33.542 --> 00:20:35.021
I think I'll listen to my better angels.
629
00:20:36.146 --> 00:20:36.439
I'm in.
630
00:20:38.468 --> 00:20:39.297
Final bets are placed.
631
00:20:39.818 --> 00:20:40.046
Mr.
632
00:20:40.067 --> 00:20:40.357
Matinee.
633
00:20:41.965 --> 00:20:42.696
Read them and weep.
634
00:20:43.137 --> 00:20:44.116
Make pipsqueak.
635
00:20:44.763 --> 00:20:45.217
Straight.
636
00:20:45.398 --> 00:20:46.016
Jack's high.
637
00:20:46.300 --> 00:20:46.609
Get him,
638
00:20:46.630 --> 00:20:46.815
Joey.
639
00:20:47.758 --> 00:20:48.386
Detective,
640
00:20:48.811 --> 00:20:49.256
your hand.
641
00:20:50.017 --> 00:20:50.198
Well,
642
00:20:51.003 --> 00:20:53.477
guess the shamrocks are the luck of the Irish.
643
00:20:54.199 --> 00:20:54.956
Full house.
644
00:20:55.460 --> 00:20:55.815
Winner.
645
00:20:56.118 --> 00:20:56.369
Detective.
646
00:20:57.602 --> 00:20:58.536
I'll be damned.
647
00:20:59.217 --> 00:20:59.441
Dealer,
648
00:20:59.441 --> 00:21:00.277
are you a jackass?
649
00:21:00.337 --> 00:21:01.697
I got a reputation to uphold.
650
00:21:02.139 --> 00:21:03.197
You're embarrassing yourself.
651
00:21:03.798 --> 00:21:04.496
That's the way they're...
652
00:21:04.656 --> 00:21:05.609
Cards films to Joey,
653
00:21:05.710 --> 00:21:05.852
sir.
654
00:21:06.053 --> 00:21:06.847
You're shitting me,
655
00:21:07.010 --> 00:21:07.213
right?
656
00:21:07.435 --> 00:21:07.764
Easy,
657
00:21:07.846 --> 00:21:08.093
Joey.
658
00:21:08.654 --> 00:21:09.180
One more hand.
659
00:21:09.524 --> 00:21:10.353
Winner take all.
660
00:21:10.937 --> 00:21:11.322
You win,
661
00:21:11.605 --> 00:21:12.253
pot's yours.
662
00:21:12.734 --> 00:21:13.136
I win,
663
00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:16.232
you tell me the whole sordid tale of you and Mitzi Ballantyne.
664
00:21:16.514 --> 00:21:17.569
Tell him to hit the bricks,
665
00:21:17.630 --> 00:21:17.813
Joey.
666
00:21:18.173 --> 00:21:19.103
Nah,
667
00:21:19.103 --> 00:21:20.053
ain't got nothing to hide.
668
00:21:21.060 --> 00:21:21.624
Let's play.
669
00:21:22.228 --> 00:21:23.397
But I need a new dealer.
670
00:21:24.459 --> 00:21:25.077
How about Dottie?
671
00:21:25.477 --> 00:21:26.817
Dames don't deal here.
672
00:21:27.699 --> 00:21:28.706
I've actually been practicing,
673
00:21:28.726 --> 00:21:28.908
Mr.
674
00:21:28.928 --> 00:21:29.290
Joyser.
675
00:21:29.532 --> 00:21:29.955
I play with...
676
00:21:30.860 --> 00:21:31.745
You hear that?
677
00:21:32.329 --> 00:21:33.817
She's been practicing.
678
00:21:34.078 --> 00:21:34.856
Let's deal!
679
00:21:35.798 --> 00:21:36.723
I'm a man of the people.
680
00:21:36.843 --> 00:21:37.487
Fine.
681
00:21:38.271 --> 00:21:39.456
Don't disappoint me.
682
00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:41.582
Whoa,
683
00:21:41.926 --> 00:21:42.977
my kind of woman.
684
00:21:43.618 --> 00:21:43.799
Okay,
685
00:21:43.840 --> 00:21:44.121
fellas.
686
00:21:44.645 --> 00:21:45.248
Poker's the game.
687
00:21:45.691 --> 00:21:46.577
Ante up and play nice.
688
00:21:49.464 --> 00:21:49.951
Opening bet?
689
00:21:49.971 --> 00:21:50.620
Detective?
690
00:21:52.042 --> 00:21:52.506
$100.
691
00:21:53.394 --> 00:21:53.859
Three cards,
692
00:21:53.899 --> 00:21:54.121
please.
693
00:21:54.622 --> 00:21:55.084
You sure?
694
00:21:55.627 --> 00:21:58.141
It's a lot of potatoes and corned beef you could take home.
695
00:21:58.521 --> 00:22:00.535
I'll see you a hundred and raise you another hundred.
696
00:22:01.340 --> 00:22:01.461
One.
697
00:22:01.902 --> 00:22:02.244
Dammit,
698
00:22:02.344 --> 00:22:02.626
Joey.
699
00:22:03.169 --> 00:22:03.813
What are you doing?
700
00:22:04.256 --> 00:22:05.081
You're icing me out.
701
00:22:05.141 --> 00:22:05.263
Hey,
702
00:22:05.243 --> 00:22:06.461
if you can't stand the heat...
703
00:22:06.501 --> 00:22:07.701
Die in a blaze of glory?
704
00:22:08.587 --> 00:22:09.071
I'm out.
705
00:22:09.394 --> 00:22:10.383
I'm going for a smoke.
706
00:22:12.872 --> 00:22:13.177
And you,
707
00:22:13.218 --> 00:22:13.543
detective?
708
00:22:14.329 --> 00:22:14.741
I'm in.
709
00:22:16.195 --> 00:22:16.483
Detective?
710
00:22:17.411 --> 00:22:17.721
Fifty.
711
00:22:18.103 --> 00:22:18.481
Jesus.
712
00:22:19.530 --> 00:22:19.680
In.
713
00:22:20.506 --> 00:22:21.743
And raise a hundred fifty.
714
00:22:27.690 --> 00:22:28.443
Last chance.
715
00:22:29.946 --> 00:22:32.923
I couldn't help but notice that you have what my ma would call a halo.
716
00:22:34.423 --> 00:22:37.117
I've been known to provide many a religious experience,
717
00:22:37.499 --> 00:22:38.643
but I don't swing that way.
718
00:22:38.683 --> 00:22:39.527
It's a tell.
719
00:22:40.512 --> 00:22:42.543
Might as well be a big neon sign over your head.
720
00:22:43.647 --> 00:22:45.183
And what exactly is this halo?
721
00:22:46.164 --> 00:22:46.768
Your voice.
722
00:22:47.815 --> 00:22:48.983
You hum when you're nervous.
723
00:22:49.764 --> 00:22:51.090
When you lost last round,
724
00:22:51.251 --> 00:22:52.437
when I first mentioned Mitzi,
725
00:22:52.979 --> 00:22:53.703
you did it just now.
726
00:22:53.903 --> 00:22:54.406
That's it.
727
00:22:55.332 --> 00:22:56.136
I always sing.
728
00:22:56.217 --> 00:22:56.438
You know,
729
00:22:56.418 --> 00:22:57.303
it's kind of my thing.
730
00:22:58.005 --> 00:22:58.303
Detective?
731
00:22:59.690 --> 00:23:00.234
I'll see you.
732
00:23:01.100 --> 00:23:01.967
I'm going all in.
733
00:23:02.768 --> 00:23:02.889
Oh,
734
00:23:02.929 --> 00:23:04.627
look who found the big boy pants.
735
00:23:05.308 --> 00:23:05.490
Okay,
736
00:23:05.530 --> 00:23:05.814
fellas.
737
00:23:06.562 --> 00:23:07.027
Bets are in.
738
00:23:08.127 --> 00:23:08.388
Dealer,
739
00:23:08.428 --> 00:23:10.474
I hate to be a stickler for rules,
740
00:23:10.935 --> 00:23:13.443
but the kind detective said all in.
741
00:23:13.723 --> 00:23:14.446
Which means...
742
00:23:15.068 --> 00:23:16.687
Everything on the table in front of him.
743
00:23:17.230 --> 00:23:17.352
Oh,
744
00:23:17.454 --> 00:23:18.146
she's good.
745
00:23:18.671 --> 00:23:18.926
And?
746
00:23:20.129 --> 00:23:20.493
Detective,
747
00:23:20.493 --> 00:23:22.027
your badge is still on the table.
748
00:23:22.368 --> 00:23:22.510
Well,
749
00:23:22.551 --> 00:23:22.897
not that.
750
00:23:22.917 --> 00:23:23.121
I mean,
751
00:23:23.161 --> 00:23:23.467
come on.
752
00:23:25.475 --> 00:23:28.387
I guess they didn't teach that in Mommy's Bridge Club.
753
00:23:29.325 --> 00:23:29.908
Doesn't matter.
754
00:23:30.733 --> 00:23:31.678
We'll do it your way.
755
00:23:33.903 --> 00:23:34.610
Four of a kind.
756
00:23:35.075 --> 00:23:35.438
Sixes.
757
00:23:37.741 --> 00:23:38.466
Straight flush.
758
00:23:38.990 --> 00:23:39.232
Winner,
759
00:23:39.735 --> 00:23:40.017
Mr.
760
00:23:40.037 --> 00:23:40.259
Joey.
761
00:23:40.500 --> 00:23:41.879
Guess those shamrocks are lucky.
762
00:23:42.081 --> 00:23:42.739
Not my badge.
763
00:23:43.201 --> 00:23:43.492
For me.
764
00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:44.043
Hey,
765
00:23:44.186 --> 00:23:44.899
I told you.
766
00:23:46.646 --> 00:23:50.059
I believe that belongs to me now.
767
00:23:51.339 --> 00:23:53.899
Did Mitzi know you're just a petty trophy chaser?
768
00:23:54.300 --> 00:23:54.968
Watch your mouth,
769
00:23:54.989 --> 00:23:55.799
you pikey fuck.
770
00:23:58.097 --> 00:24:00.606
She was just one piece that you couldn't keep on your mantle,
771
00:24:00.626 --> 00:24:00.847
huh?
772
00:24:01.167 --> 00:24:01.289
Hey,
773
00:24:01.329 --> 00:24:02.746
take Chuckles here out back.
774
00:24:03.501 --> 00:24:03.647
Gladly.
775
00:24:08.233 --> 00:24:09.346
What are we standing around for?
776
00:24:10.691 --> 00:24:11.562
Next round's on me,
777
00:24:11.765 --> 00:24:11.886
huh?
778
00:24:14.296 --> 00:24:15.267
There we go.
779
00:24:28.094 --> 00:24:28.737
Night night,
780
00:24:28.737 --> 00:24:29.179
princess.
781
00:24:33.121 --> 00:24:33.302
Oh,
782
00:24:33.443 --> 00:24:35.676
that Antony's got a honey of a love tap,
783
00:24:35.717 --> 00:24:36.099
doesn't he?
784
00:24:37.699 --> 00:24:38.084
Chief,
785
00:24:38.609 --> 00:24:39.398
where did you go?
786
00:24:40.459 --> 00:24:41.739
I could have used your help in there.
787
00:24:43.604 --> 00:24:44.539
I took my badge.
788
00:24:46.541 --> 00:24:49.219
Then you'll just have to take it back when you deserve it.
789
00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:51.759
Might want to ice that eye.
790
00:25:02.631 --> 00:25:03.298
Wait all that ruckus!
791
00:25:04.181 --> 00:25:04.999
You're gonna wake the dead.
792
00:25:05.481 --> 00:25:06.359
This was all I could find.
793
00:25:07.884 --> 00:25:08.798
Let's see what Sarah has.
794
00:25:09.420 --> 00:25:10.659
She's always cooking something weird.
795
00:25:11.580 --> 00:25:12.839
Who wraps up a single sausage?
796
00:25:13.263 --> 00:25:13.394
No!
797
00:25:14.242 --> 00:25:14.365
Um,
798
00:25:14.653 --> 00:25:14.858
idea.
799
00:25:15.140 --> 00:25:15.538
No idea.
800
00:25:15.739 --> 00:25:15.981
Um,
801
00:25:16.325 --> 00:25:17.719
how about the peas?
802
00:25:18.464 --> 00:25:18.798
Good thinking.
803
00:25:19.388 --> 00:25:19.519
Here.
804
00:25:23.064 --> 00:25:24.138
They got some good licks in.
805
00:25:25.002 --> 00:25:25.147
Oh,
806
00:25:25.168 --> 00:25:25.417
lips.
807
00:25:27.245 --> 00:25:27.999
You're taking it well.
808
00:25:28.880 --> 00:25:30.139
I had my share of practice.
809
00:25:30.901 --> 00:25:32.019
Why didn't you pull out your gun?
810
00:25:32.905 --> 00:25:33.298
Then what?
811
00:25:35.249 --> 00:25:35.658
I get it.
812
00:25:36.602 --> 00:25:38.279
Don't want to start something you can't finish.
813
00:25:39.882 --> 00:25:40.144
Bert,
814
00:25:41.074 --> 00:25:41.599
that's my husband.
815
00:25:42.600 --> 00:25:44.059
He said I'd do that all the time.
816
00:25:45.543 --> 00:25:46.799
Did your sister get along with Bert?
817
00:25:47.484 --> 00:25:47.628
No,
818
00:25:47.793 --> 00:25:47.957
sir.
819
00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:50.059
Bev practically dragged me out here.
820
00:25:50.740 --> 00:25:52.119
She's looked after me my whole life.
821
00:25:52.902 --> 00:25:54.979
Do you have anyone else to lean on besides your sister?
822
00:25:57.522 --> 00:25:57.845
Mitzi,
823
00:25:58.067 --> 00:25:58.471
perhaps?
824
00:25:59.674 --> 00:25:59.795
Oh,
825
00:25:59.795 --> 00:26:00.380
she was the best,
826
00:26:00.501 --> 00:26:01.531
as long as you can keep up with her.
827
00:26:02.815 --> 00:26:03.930
I think that's where I went wrong.
828
00:26:04.956 --> 00:26:05.085
Huh.
829
00:26:05.971 --> 00:26:06.775
The night before she...
830
00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:08.102
left,
831
00:26:09.026 --> 00:26:10.031
she tried to throw this party.
832
00:26:21.816 --> 00:26:22.420
Not now,
833
00:26:22.541 --> 00:26:22.743
Mitzi.
834
00:26:23.606 --> 00:26:25.263
Don't be a sourpuss.
835
00:26:25.683 --> 00:26:26.843
Take a blow for Bella.
836
00:26:27.727 --> 00:26:28.034
Bella,
837
00:26:28.157 --> 00:26:28.402
baby.
838
00:26:30.989 --> 00:26:32.182
Show Miss Dotty your dress.
839
00:26:32.745 --> 00:26:32.978
Spin.
840
00:26:34.693 --> 00:26:35.203
It's beautiful.
841
00:26:36.285 --> 00:26:37.002
You're beautiful.
842
00:26:38.305 --> 00:26:38.855
What do you say,
843
00:26:38.957 --> 00:26:39.303
sweetheart?
844
00:26:40.506 --> 00:26:41.151
Thank you,
845
00:26:41.212 --> 00:26:42.362
Auntie Mitzi.
846
00:26:46.568 --> 00:26:48.263
I feel like a fairy godmother.
847
00:26:49.044 --> 00:26:49.299
Right.
848
00:26:50.504 --> 00:26:51.949
It's sort of like motherhood,
849
00:26:52.331 --> 00:26:54.279
but I can keep this phenomenal figure!
850
00:26:54.941 --> 00:26:58.797
Imagine me lugging around a 10 pound watermelon for nine months.
851
00:26:59.500 --> 00:27:00.207
Cankles,
852
00:27:00.308 --> 00:27:00.672
hair loss,
853
00:27:00.692 --> 00:27:01.056
hemorrhoids...
854
00:27:01.803 --> 00:27:02.672
You never want children?
855
00:27:03.965 --> 00:27:05.298
What sane person would?
856
00:27:06.898 --> 00:27:07.200
I mean,
857
00:27:07.623 --> 00:27:08.549
it can't be all bad.
858
00:27:09.593 --> 00:27:10.289
They're adorable.
859
00:27:11.470 --> 00:27:11.711
Yes,
860
00:27:11.772 --> 00:27:14.689
they're so darling while they suck all the joy from your life.
861
00:27:16.757 --> 00:27:17.309
What about Joey?
862
00:27:17.709 --> 00:27:17.830
Oh,
863
00:27:17.810 --> 00:27:18.916
he says he wants them,
864
00:27:18.956 --> 00:27:21.369
but I'd rather fling myself down a flight of stairs.
865
00:27:24.456 --> 00:27:24.844
What's wrong,
866
00:27:24.885 --> 00:27:25.049
honey?
867
00:27:26.857 --> 00:27:27.349
Is it Bert?
868
00:27:28.173 --> 00:27:28.421
Nothing,
869
00:27:28.441 --> 00:27:28.689
nothing.
870
00:27:29.776 --> 00:27:30.389
It's the champagne.
871
00:27:32.413 --> 00:27:33.168
Forget him.
872
00:27:34.071 --> 00:27:35.760
Forget that podunk town.
873
00:27:35.841 --> 00:27:36.525
Forget it all.
874
00:27:39.120 --> 00:27:39.483
I can't.
875
00:27:39.503 --> 00:27:39.685
I can't.
876
00:27:41.553 --> 00:27:42.465
My sweet baby.
877
00:27:46.969 --> 00:27:47.653
How do you do it?
878
00:27:48.699 --> 00:27:49.765
How do you stay so positive?
879
00:27:51.086 --> 00:27:51.328
Easy.
880
00:27:52.599 --> 00:27:53.285
Keep looking ahead.
881
00:27:54.445 --> 00:27:54.968
Dreaming big.
882
00:27:56.275 --> 00:27:58.125
Proving I'm all wrong.
883
00:27:59.739 --> 00:28:00.445
That's it?
884
00:28:02.801 --> 00:28:04.266
Let's blow this stand.
885
00:28:04.908 --> 00:28:05.891
I'm feeling lucky.
886
00:28:06.754 --> 00:28:07.416
Where's your sister?
887
00:28:07.617 --> 00:28:08.801
She can clean this up.
888
00:28:10.025 --> 00:28:10.670
I haven't seen her.
889
00:28:11.356 --> 00:28:11.941
I'll go find her.
890
00:28:12.482 --> 00:28:12.602
No,
891
00:28:12.963 --> 00:28:15.031
you go to the casino and get the party started.
892
00:28:15.754 --> 00:28:16.516
Joey's picking me up.
893
00:28:16.557 --> 00:28:17.721
I'll handle dear old sis.
894
00:28:18.503 --> 00:28:18.866
Shucks!
895
00:28:19.351 --> 00:28:20.381
Keys are in Aoife's office.
896
00:28:21.105 --> 00:28:21.477
So what?
897
00:28:22.763 --> 00:28:23.748
Her show's on right now.
898
00:28:24.452 --> 00:28:25.941
She hates being bothered on her day off.
899
00:28:27.126 --> 00:28:29.405
Slip your hand in and snag him off her dresser.
900
00:28:29.926 --> 00:28:30.993
If she flips her wig,
901
00:28:31.476 --> 00:28:32.665
send the hag my way.
902
00:28:40.168 --> 00:28:41.705
So I reached in and snatched the keys.
903
00:28:42.526 --> 00:28:43.264
Aoife didn't even hear me.
904
00:28:43.765 --> 00:28:46.245
Nothing pulls her out of the land of truth when Larry McCly and Lola are on.
905
00:28:47.348 --> 00:28:48.765
Eva was listening to Larry and Lola.
906
00:28:49.765 --> 00:28:52.005
Now is the week where Lola takes in all those stray possums.
907
00:28:52.570 --> 00:28:53.085
I guess.
908
00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:57.197
All I know is Mitzi never showed up to the casino that night.
909
00:28:58.739 --> 00:29:01.617
Didn't you think to go to the police when she never showed up?
910
00:29:02.198 --> 00:29:03.065
She had more important,
911
00:29:03.649 --> 00:29:04.697
more fun things to do.
912
00:29:05.379 --> 00:29:06.737
She didn't need me tattling on her.
913
00:29:07.661 --> 00:29:08.696
I shouldn't have been bringing her down.
914
00:29:08.957 --> 00:29:09.240
Dottie,
915
00:29:09.927 --> 00:29:10.977
what had you so upset?
916
00:29:12.099 --> 00:29:14.697
You're a young lady in the prime of her life with a new start.
917
00:29:15.657 --> 00:29:18.077
You're free now.
918
00:29:21.540 --> 00:29:22.208
This is free.
919
00:29:22.208 --> 00:29:22.917
I'd like a refund.
920
00:29:24.944 --> 00:29:25.833
What happened to your face?
921
00:29:27.256 --> 00:29:27.752
Art happened.
922
00:29:28.862 --> 00:29:29.313
And happened.
923
00:29:30.075 --> 00:29:30.573
And happened.
924
00:29:32.176 --> 00:29:34.293
He said I'd start fights so he could finish them.
925
00:29:35.173 --> 00:29:35.888
I'm not a fighter,
926
00:29:35.929 --> 00:29:36.093
though.
927
00:29:36.593 --> 00:29:36.796
Bev,
928
00:29:36.877 --> 00:29:37.181
maybe,
929
00:29:37.262 --> 00:29:37.424
but...
930
00:29:39.180 --> 00:29:40.448
I thought when I was having his baby,
931
00:29:40.469 --> 00:29:41.093
it would stop.
932
00:29:42.659 --> 00:29:43.513
You poor thing.
933
00:29:43.953 --> 00:29:45.229
I had Bev in the dark about it,
934
00:29:45.249 --> 00:29:45.573
mostly.
935
00:29:46.133 --> 00:29:46.294
But
936
00:29:47.300 --> 00:29:48.648
I couldn't keep it to myself when...
937
00:29:50.100 --> 00:29:51.233
When I lost our child.
938
00:29:52.339 --> 00:29:53.093
I'm so sorry.
939
00:30:02.130 --> 00:30:03.321
I know it must seem senseless.
940
00:30:04.443 --> 00:30:04.941
Your loss.
941
00:30:05.721 --> 00:30:05.843
But
942
00:30:06.735 --> 00:30:07.919
God... Always has a plan?
943
00:30:09.547 --> 00:30:10.200
Bert would say that.
944
00:30:11.621 --> 00:30:12.740
That's not what I meant.
945
00:30:14.645 --> 00:30:14.767
No,
946
00:30:14.868 --> 00:30:15.780
I could never forgive him.
947
00:30:16.524 --> 00:30:17.180
Taking my baby.
948
00:30:18.543 --> 00:30:19.641
How could anyone forgive Bert?
949
00:30:20.747 --> 00:30:21.279
He's only a man.
950
00:30:22.403 --> 00:30:24.021
It's God I can't ever forgive.
951
00:30:26.374 --> 00:30:26.521
Oh.
952
00:30:28.648 --> 00:30:29.097
Miss Beverly,
953
00:30:29.178 --> 00:30:29.301
I...
954
00:30:29.342 --> 00:30:29.547
Dot,
955
00:30:29.690 --> 00:30:30.101
it's late.
956
00:30:31.261 --> 00:30:31.603
She's right.
957
00:30:32.306 --> 00:30:32.767
Thank you,
958
00:30:32.767 --> 00:30:33.189
detective.
959
00:30:33.571 --> 00:30:35.117
I hope your eye heals up real soon.
960
00:30:38.930 --> 00:30:40.114
Something you want to tell me about
961
00:30:40.495 --> 00:30:40.716
Bitsy?
962
00:30:42.261 --> 00:30:43.446
I'm glad the bitch is gone.
963
00:30:44.832 --> 00:30:46.157
Stay away from my sister.
964
00:30:52.935 --> 00:30:53.600
Divorce Ranch,
965
00:30:53.923 --> 00:30:55.213
a Good Story Guild production.
966
00:30:55.773 --> 00:30:56.893
Created by Rachel Music.
967
00:30:57.474 --> 00:31:00.073
Show running by Michi Broman and Elena Christina Wagoner.
968
00:31:00.553 --> 00:31:03.913
Episode 2 was written by Brandon Thompson and directed by Rachel Music.
969
00:31:04.593 --> 00:31:06.173
Starring Christopher Gebauer as Frances,
970
00:31:06.733 --> 00:31:07.973
Kate Fugelai as Aoife,
971
00:31:08.594 --> 00:31:09.912
Enrique Quintero as Hondo,
972
00:31:10.453 --> 00:31:11.573
Lisa Pedacci as Helen,
973
00:31:12.093 --> 00:31:13.293
Laureen Chesley as Sarah,
974
00:31:13.853 --> 00:31:15.073
Laura Lee Walsh as Beverly,
975
00:31:15.713 --> 00:31:16.993
Laura Holliday as Dottie,
976
00:31:17.433 --> 00:31:18.592
Tina Huang as Hotsko,
977
00:31:19.036 --> 00:31:21.173
and Chelsea Lang as Mitzi Ballantyne.
978
00:31:21.613 --> 00:31:23.205
Featuring the Divorce Ranch Players
979
00:31:23.647 --> 00:31:24.250
Ted Evans,
980
00:31:24.552 --> 00:31:25.255
Jamie Lujan,
981
00:31:25.537 --> 00:31:26.099
Jesse Birch,
982
00:31:26.461 --> 00:31:27.185
Megan Falcone,
983
00:31:27.545 --> 00:31:28.230
Marnina Schoen,
984
00:31:28.572 --> 00:31:29.277
Kashe Monia,
985
00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:30.525
and Neil Fleming.
986
00:31:31.145 --> 00:31:32.034
You Take the Rules,
987
00:31:32.257 --> 00:31:34.865
I'll Take the Roulette was performed by Jacob Aldenroa.
988
00:31:35.778 --> 00:31:37.149
Music by Michelle Sudduth.
989
00:31:37.670 --> 00:31:39.029
Sound design by Lauren Cooper.
990
00:31:39.469 --> 00:31:39.832
Recorded,
991
00:31:39.913 --> 00:31:40.175
mixed,
992
00:31:40.175 --> 00:31:41.689
and mastered by Evan Chambers.
993
00:31:42.129 --> 00:31:43.329
Produced by Simone Kissel.
994
00:31:43.869 --> 00:31:45.649
Executive produced by the Good Story Guild.
995
00:31:46.130 --> 00:31:46.916
For transcripts,
996
00:31:47.017 --> 00:31:48.469
full cast and crew information,
997
00:31:48.709 --> 00:31:51.109
and to follow this and other Good Story Guild productions,
998
00:31:51.631 --> 00:31:52.369
see our show notes.