Revisiting WWE SmackDown! 2007 Teddy Long’s Wedding Leads To Heart Attack, Ying Yang Twins and Jagged Edge

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Damn boys. Until Welcome to the
Podcast, episode number two hundred and forty
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two. We are back once again. WWE Friday Night SmackDown September twenty first,
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two thousand and seven. Hooray.
No, this is the season premiere
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of one of many of a SmackDown
in two thousand and seven. I don't
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know how they line those up or
it's just for fun. I'm sure there's
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an actual run of television premiere.
It's like a season. I don't know
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how to explain. It's a television
thing. I see. Don't you understand
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that God did think about television season
on television? He explained it to eloquently,
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and I said it so well,
well, you're a small bridge just
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wouldn't understand it. So it's hard
to explain this to you. I wasn't
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watching back Down this time, son, so none of us were, Huh.
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I don't think so. No,
I was. If I was watching
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anything, it was raw, like
you know Friday. I was fucking aiming
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with the boys. I watch it. Are you kidding me? I'm not
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watching this? Are you kidding me? But James, this is you know
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a bit, it's a season premiere. It's right, it's the after the
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pay per view that they just had, and it is the wedding of one
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Theodore Long and Crystal. I don't
think she's Marshall Marshall, Okay, Marshall
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Marshall and Theodore rufus Long, are
you yes, sir? And I mean
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what a beautiful what a beautiful wedding
it is. But we'll get into that
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of course before we do not like
at any sense right now now, before
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we get into uh that, So
we have the updates. Watch this is
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up on the Patreon. Young Bucks
versus Brian and Roddy from EG this Uh
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this is funny as though, yeah, it's actually better. Did we read
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the excerpt from the book You've read
it at the end? Yes, you
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do, okay, So it includes
the excerpt from the book, The Young
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Bucks Book about this match here.
So yeah, which is you know,
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if you don't know, then you
should check it out because it's it's legendary
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to us, and I'm sure it'll
become of legend to you if you aren't
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familiar. That's in the final hour
tier on our Patreon. The retro sync
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is up on the Patreon. It
is the two thousand and four Thanksgiving SmackDown
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with Luther Rain. Dude, what
a god damn one of a legendary episodes.
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Yeah, that was a fun time. I remember that one. Yeah,
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Luther Rain's being let out of jail. That's like a legendary one to
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me. You know what's funny is
we do so many of these, so
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like a lot of things, like
I just it just leaves my brain.
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But the fucking seven days a week
or whatever, working twenty seven hours a
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day or whatever with the Pece,
that one, for some reason, like
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it's still there for me, Like, yeah, it meets a good one
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me too. It's a tremendous one
and you can relive it right now with
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the Retro sinc on our Patreon.
That's in a ten dollars tier. Also
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in the ten dollars tier this month
uf C four Baby my god, wow
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you guys are you guys are not
ready for that? All the way?
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I was just sweating watching like go's
gonna jump through the screen. I break
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my MICC. Yeah, what the
hell is that? You got so fired
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up? You know, this should
happened to James, you know what just
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happens? Fuck you all right?
It's crazy? How dare you say that?
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The same team, the team that's
crazy. James side with that?
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What the fuck? So DPW no
pressure happened this past weekend? Holy ship?
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It did? That was fun?
Maybe, dude, that was awesome.
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It was Tayla Air Alive on dk
W on demand. Uh this weekend
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of for DPW on demand dot com. You know all the other ones.
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I'm done telling you where to go, know where to go, and you
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will go there and you will watch
it. Thank you. It's your fucking
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fault at this point. If you
don't know, and I don't know yet,
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sorry, you'll know in a minute. All right, now it's time
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for the Patreon shoutouts. Segment is
a serious segment. I know a minute,
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Starry, it's here. Robert Hall, Jillie Norman. I am the
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Herminator. I met the Dictator of
the world and he said, past the
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stinky og Alaskan thunder funk and I
said, okay, or maybe wow,
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that sounds good. I peaked at
James over the bathroom stall at Denny's.
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It looked like a pink baby bird
in a nest made of twizzlers. You
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just had a small that also would
work, buddy, Wait, black twizzlers.
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That's fucking crazy man. Black bluz
are disgusting, do they? That's
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called licorice. Yeah, I guess
that's what twizzler. Don't you say that
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you're Tony, don't he? He
smirks, the good name of Twizzler.
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I'm sorry. James is a serial
gas lighter. Johnny is a victim.
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Tony is an enabler justice from blood
to First of all, it's not good
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James, right, Your little James
would be his best. This is bad,
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guys. That was a bit that
wasn't bad to James man two three
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two four. Why do people always
yell at the driver? I was taking
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an order once and all I hear
is what Timothy Dickerson, Kristin Potter,
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Chris Brady, Geo Colado pull for
the boys right back to d b W.
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Yes no or retire, yes,
yes, it would be the dog
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doing or whatever. Dog. Just
watch big Stevie balls snoops dogs commentary at
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WrestleMania. Cock we just sittings in
the Jets dogs commentary. I enable you
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to big boy Jets serially light you
up. I'm going to disable you.
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Austin the speed longer deep throating a
slim gym in the long Boys section for
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l A Night. Yeah. At
the show, James, I know you
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didn't watch. They had the long
boy section. They had the deep threating
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long Boys. Yeah. Kyle Murphy, Harley, uh, Kua Tari.
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I don't know if he was sound. That sounds good regardless, Harley,
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that sounds awesome. Town down a
town, No, you were read the
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first time. A town down.
It's a story. Wow, he's just
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talking to you, mother fucking fuddy. Countdown downtown ship. That is real
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ship, moussad, average elite enjoyer. Jimmy Hart doing the Gringo killer to
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Zach Gowan on the apron. It's
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twenty eight to twenty thirteen, Rockstar
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there Liger two five four is enjoying
this streak of good retro shows. Sorry,
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Harrison final here now it's time to
honor Mets veterans. Later. You
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got it all the Thames, Yeah, lick my boll down down Yeah,
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to you? That guy's sucking this
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that's a made up title. He's
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reason. When he made up his
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top. Michael Wright, Jay the Foundation
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read applying for DPW. You don't
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shirt. If I could go back
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a sorry. I ripped the joke
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fucking camera striking Hey last a little
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say that, Jad Enable Donny,
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you that about. James is a
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is. Cobby Cabrera, Yeah right, it feels weird, Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. The shirtless Harris Brothers throwing
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the two thousand and eight about a
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style. I don't know what I
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going on there. Louke Crowther,
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Savvy McFly baby. That's a beast
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from something man. What I played
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be from something. There's no way
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so? Sleep yeah, sleep,
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what locking it in? What is
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right? You're right? Yeah?
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Barf? He is your son?
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to you by Rikishi as cream Oh, marvelous Barista or maybe not brother S
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Meatball marion Era call that a jizzy
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going to subway man, sure,
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even care if there's fit in subway. I'm not going to somebody. But
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I saw a kick. I think
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I think dual smells. I think
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sa Mere Chase Richard's son. Wait
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name before? Every single week for
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Thank you, Simone Hanson. John
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he does. Brother, We'll have
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fucking man Agan versus the whole fucking
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the whole match alright, man,
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Henry Burns, fifty mateo Quinn,
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be Hamburger. Can we call you
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Gibson trout blah blah blahbody hell.
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Gub joined the the lobby. He
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It's against the bots under dude.
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talk about the death of Friday thirteenth
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thank you all so much really also
Ronald plus for for James for just
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not dying through that. Yeah,
that was impressive. I got to give
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it to you, buddy. Can
we take a quick moment to say rip
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to Friday thirteenth please? Well,
yeah, man, Friday the thirteenth died.
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You're right, yeah man? That
uh, I mean a very short
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lived run here for the years ago
guys to break the new it had a
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rebirth and then also a quick death, which might I mean you could attribute
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to James tweeting out the link to
it. Really we could, really James
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was talking about it hit segment.
Yeah, I mean it was a a
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segment. All right, this is
what Tony enabled. It actually is what
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happened. This is okay, look
that's not what happened. What actually happened
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is IGN made an article about some
other mod and then they went on a
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mod spree and killed all the Friday
the Thirteenth moods. For the people who
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don't know the fuck we're talking about. Yeah, we should have explain a
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little better. Years ago, there
was a game that came out. I
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think Illphonic and Gun made it,
and it was fucking Friday the Thirteenth video
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game. It was awesome. Was
an asymmetric horror game. You were a
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bunch of survivors trying to run away
from Jason Voorhees and a whole bunch of
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Jason's They all do different they have
a different abilities and teleport. You can
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talk to Jason or you could talk
back that the PROCs chat was really what
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made the game. That was the
best. Yeah. Yeah, and being
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able to kill your teammates. I
know that sound was awesome, ridiculous but
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it is such a huge part of
like having the shotgun. If you can
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let that go, it's the most
fun thing ever. Yeah, it's awesome,
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Like fuck fuck actually playing the game. You actually want to play the
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game, you go play Dead by
daylight, you know. Yeah, I
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mean, if you want to have
a good time, you played Friday at
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thirteenth And that's what made it fun. But anyways, the game died because,
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of course, as soon as they
fucking released it, and it was
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a fucking hit right off the bat, like everyone was enjoying it. It
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was it was over, yeah,
popping crazy. Of course, there's a
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fucking Friday thirteenth lawsuit because the guy
that originally wrote the first movie wanted rights
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to something or something. I don't
know. All I know is that the
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game fucking died. Uh and it
never recovered and then it actually really did
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die, Super died, Super died
until there was a glimpse of hope.
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Yeah. So ten years later,
I guess they started making mods of the
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game because the game they're shutting down
the servers soon. But yeah, you
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know, the game was fun,
and they had a bunch of content they
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had already fucking made, like they
already made all the Jason X stuff that
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everyone's waiting for. They're waiting for
Jason and and the Grendel map and all
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that shit, but the lawsuits shut
it all down. They couldn't release any
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of it and they couldn't make any
more content. But yeah, it died
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of course because of that. But
anyways, the mods came out yet,
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Like Johnny was saying, we were
playing the complete edition and like playing around
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with all the content and ship,
like it had all the shooting locks,
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so it had like Savini Jason I
never had on the original game, and
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like, yeah, all that stuff, and I thought that was cool,
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and it kind of hurt my feelings
going back and playing it because I I
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played it so much when it was
out originally religiously. Yeah, I played
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it like all the fus time,
and my heart was broken when it died,
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and my heart was also broken when
they took away Team killing. Dude,
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I don't give a fun if I
got the shotguns. You should allow
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me to de sign you. Sorry, Yeah, man, come on,
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man, and that's hey, will
it be Jason's mom when Killer when Killer
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Clowns comes out? Dude, I'm
excited. I saw the Revolver already.
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If I can't kill my teammates with
a revolver, shut the game down.
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Yeah, it's gotta be a free
for all. It's got to bend.
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I'm getting a refund if that's the
case. Yeah. I do like that.
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You can kill the clowns with a
gun, that is fucking hell.
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You can beat them to smithereens with
a pipe too. Yeah, look listen,
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look here. Seriously, though,
you should be able to shoot the
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gun at your teammates and it needs
to be prox chat. That was the
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coolest thing on Friday the thirteenth was
the prolege of that. Dude. I
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love that. Even when we were
just playing the complete it was like it
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felt right that brox I was in
there, and like, I mean there
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was there was one lobby that we
played with. The host was like super
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mad at James for some reason.
Oh no, he thought it was team
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I thought you were. You weren't
even taming, you were just trying to
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kill somebody. Yeah. There was
some kid that was talking and he was
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like on the mic. And usually
if someone's if I'm the killer and someone's
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on the mic and they're like not
role playing, but they're playing along with
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what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
solo them. Yeah, I'm not gonna
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go after them because I want I
want to play with them the whole interact.
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Yeah, and so I went after
the other person who wasn't talking,
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and of course it's the fucking host
of the lobby, and they have a
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big dick about it. Oh,
show this lob be done. I don't
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get the fuck. First off,
you shut the lobby down, you want
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Second off, you're gonna die now. Yeah, they did something that pissed
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me off to I don't remember what
it was. And yeah, they just
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got They got railed for the next
hour. Dude, they got railed and
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then they got fucking every game after
that, everyone in the lobby anytime they
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were like Survivor, they were going
after them first every time Webby, Yeah,
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no one was teaming. You're being
an asshole. Your flexing, fucking
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leadership role is just annoying. Man. Shut up. There was another guy
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that came in when James was hosting
a lobby and was like, hey,
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can I get a host And we
were like yeah, they left and made
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another lobby and we just didn't go
with them. Oh yeah, yeah,
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Like, dude, we're all playing
on three hundred ping. No one here
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cares. Yeah, and like he
was like you piks be, I'm make
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a new lobby. You do whatever
you want, man, but we're just
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stay here. We did say it
was funny as fund. Yeah, there
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was a kid that we met,
dude was he was the funniest kid ever.
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I think he's where do he live? He was, he's from Serbian
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kid. Yeah, he was on
that Serbian time and he was nuts.
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Dude. Yeah. The first time
we got into a game with this kid,
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he just came in and all rip, we're just bullshitting and he goes
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wow nausey. But we all started
doing we riant to him like a couple
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of days in a row. Yeah, I think I think the first time
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it happened, we were just in
the game and we, like Jason started
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he said he learned English from watching
scary movies. He did say that.
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Yeah, that's pretty nuts. Actually, yeah, man, there was a
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lot of Serbian people playing. Actually
guess because we were playing at five am.
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Yeah, yeah, I imagine saying. And it's not like a lot
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of people knew about the mod.
They shut it down. Then of course
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they went for the other mods.
I mean, the complete edition made the
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dumb ass mistake of posting they didn't
get us, and then of course and
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then they got them. Why did
you do that? We we got Yeah,
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but it was dope as fuck.
I'm glad we got to mess around
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with Jason X. And like I
never got to experience that, so like
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that was like, yeah, that
was such a because Jason X is my
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favorite one out of all the all
the movies. So I'm glad you got
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to fucking play Jason X though.
That's that's at least you got some kind
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of swan song at the end of
that. Yeah, that's cool as ship.
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I'm excited to do the Killer clown
Game though, and we all you
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guys have to watch the movie.
Yeah, I'm gonna watch it with you
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here soon. Yeah. You gotta
let people know what you think of the
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Killer Clowns movie too. I'll do
I'll do it. Eighties cheesy b horror.
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I was telling them about it because, like I saw it because I
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rented it from movie theater I was
young. I was like, oh shit,
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you thought it was a comedy.
Yeah, well this is I've always
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seen it. I've seen it in
the like Blockbuster or whatever back in the
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day, and I never rented it
once. Yeah, dude, it was
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like a It was like a fucking
cult classic of the video rental store.
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Yeah, it was. It was
always there. That sucking clown cover's crazy.
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I'll definitely I will check it out. If not, then you can
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force me to check it out when
these many times, I'm gonna see you
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here soon. Oh yeah, that's
true. Yeah, I'll but yeah.
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Rest in peace of the Friday thirteenth
game. R I P. You didn't
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deserve to die. You never know, you never know when there's will as
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a way, right. I mean
there could be another underground swell that pops
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up again that maybe people use the
assets and kill it Clouds Friday assets and
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throw me to kill Clouds shut down
too. That'd be good. I don't
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talk about it if we if experience
it, don't ever mention it ever on
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Twitter. If anyone has the iggy
for the next variation of Friday thirteenth,
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definitely don't tell us, you know, tell James to tweet about it.
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Day. James was tweeting at Jason
Voor He's on Twitter. It's fun up,
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okay, Jason? All right,
now it is time to get into
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WWE Friday Night SmackDown September twenty first, two thousand and seven. Was there
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any part of that that you enjoyed
saying or thinking about all of it?
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Oh, that's good SmackDown? Yeah, yeah, so SmackDown. This is
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the Teddy Long and Crystal Marshall Wedding
season premiere smacked on here. I will
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say this much, boys, I
don't think any of us have any attachment
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to this era, so we're pretty
uh impartial coming into it. I think
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yeah, no, I was.
I actually came in positively, I'll tell
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you that much. I was like, oh, this sounds fun and I
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will try to enjoy this and uh, we'll get you don't understand that yet.
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Yeah, But before we get into
that, a very short look here
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at the observers from the time,
because we've not only talked about this era
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a bit, just to refresh everybody's
memory here, this is the time where
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everyone is on a list of people
that were taking steroids that got leaked to
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something like from a doctor or legendedly
know it happened for sure, that happened
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that era. It was like,
we are, yeah, I think it
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is coming back. I think yeah, for sure, but yeah, we
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talked about a lot. So there's
only two things here, sadly to talk
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about. But I thought they were
funny, and they're from our good friend
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Brian Alvarez. Of course, nay. From the Figure for a Weekly,
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September twenty four seven, Brian Alvarez, right, Dixie Carter was on TNA
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today this week discussing life in TNA. Alvara says, God bless the woman.
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She said, ten A was getting
what it deserved, going to two
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hours. Alvare says, I have
no idea what to make of that statement.
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I want to know what I did
to deserve it, So just stay
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in the course. Here is what
do you complain about it? He hated
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TNA. He so kids, fine, right, like this is not even
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like a notoriously shitty year was Oh
no, I don't think so. From
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the Figure Flour The last thing here
from the Figure Floor Weekly, October first,
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two seven. I just a little. I don't know if we talked
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about this before, but it was
fucking absurd to me to read here about
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of course, Andrew the test the
punish of the martin who recently was released
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from TNA, And we talked about
that before because the rumor was they released
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him because all the steroidshit in w
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want to have a guy that looked
like Test running around all the show.
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Yeah, sexy, good, awesome, with a good move, Alva says,
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with Tests being released from TNA recently, I was told the story of
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why he ended up getting released from
WWE. I don't know if I've heard
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this ever. If you recall,
he got a push on ECW leading to
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a bunch of title matches with lastly
the biggest Witch that took place ed roll
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Rumble. He was backstage at one
of the shows rehearsing a promo that he
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was going to deliver live later in
the evening. Stephanie does these insane rehearsals
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where she has guys go over their
promos time and time and time and time
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again, which is why in the
end they often end up sounding mechanical.
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So he cut this promo and lastly
a rehearsal and blew everyone's mind. Apparently
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it was amazing, one of the
best promos of his life. Vince was
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thrilled and told him to go out
there and cut the exact same promo.
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So anyway, he went out there
and we're told, quote unquote, he
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could not have done a bigger one
eighty. He ended up cutting one of
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the most wretched promos of his life, at which point the decision was made
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that he was useless. They booked
them the lose at the pay for view
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one on ECWTV the next week and
then send him packing. Damn, I
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gotta check out that promo. Sometimes
ECW and his promos sucks so bad.
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On a roster full of guys whose
promos were often he said, get the
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fuck out of my face. And
Shannon Moore staring to a camera weekly and
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they said, dude, get test
the fuck out of here. All of
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you useless is like the biggest the
face of all. Yeah, you are
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useless. There's nothing good about you. Put stock in somebody, especially in
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that era, Like they don't want
to release him because they have so much
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history, and like even if you're
gonna be a job guy, right,
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like, at least you have the
history. It's alas stick around because you
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have a little credit. You've done
something right, yeah, and we can
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00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:20.000
use you in that position. They
said, Wow, this promo is stunk.
403
00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:21.880
You got to get the fuck out
of here. Man, dude,
404
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:29.400
Yeah, I mean you heard of
TNA just over there. What did Test
405
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.159
even doing TNA? Have we talked
about that? He came in, he's
406
00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:34.079
like a he was like a bodyguard
or something for a minute. Was there
407
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:38.239
He supposed to say it was the
Punishers. He's in one match. He's
408
00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:43.840
in the Doomsday Chamber of Blood Abyss
Andrews Test the Martin the Punisher and Sting
409
00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:49.239
against aj Styles, Christian Cage and
tomco at Hard Justice O seven. Okay,
410
00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:52.559
we watched that match, I think
on the Patreon we've watched the show.
411
00:34:52.960 --> 00:35:00.519
We've watched Doomsday of whatever in twenty
companies. Actually, somehow we need
412
00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:05.440
to run one of those. Somebody's
been waiting for the doomsday Doomsday, one
413
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:08.880
of the first indie Doomsday Chamber whatever, and it drops a chair from the
414
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:17.239
ceiling and it somebody to dude,
I heard that dream match. They come
415
00:35:17.280 --> 00:35:22.280
back to life on the same show
into the Abdullah They they killed them,
416
00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:27.480
They killed them when they stood up
and left. Bye. We watched that.
417
00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:30.480
Yeah, we watched on the Patriot, Dude. The Patreon is fucking
418
00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:35.079
rock and everybody there is somehow years
of us watching just the most absurd ship
419
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:38.559
on our Patreon please check it.
Singer Mankind that souplex the coffin lid onto
420
00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:42.559
the other dude, you remember that. I think it was doing it to
421
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:49.639
gag that I think is also trying
to jump on top of Abdullah as he's
422
00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:52.320
getting collect this. You guys have
to see this fucking match, man,
423
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:55.760
because like, yeah, it's nuts, because there's like find one one that
424
00:35:55.880 --> 00:36:00.599
was there's a there's a there's a
power like switch. It goes up and
425
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:05.039
down, think of like Franks nine, and it's fucking broken, and there's
426
00:36:05.079 --> 00:36:07.480
a guy that has to keep pushing
it back up and then it comes by
427
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:10.039
day. He's pushing it back up
even when they put it, when they
428
00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:13.199
turned it. When they turn it
on to finish the match, he has
429
00:36:13.199 --> 00:36:16.000
to pull the lever up and it
pulls it down again. Dude. Yeah,
430
00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:20.559
that was watched this one sixty from
October. Wow, fuck hash,
431
00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:22.239
that's a classic match man. That's
awesome. You guys should check that out.
432
00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:25.519
But yeah, I mean that's it
for no real wrestling news other than
433
00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:30.119
just everything is fucking bad. Everything's
bad, ratings are bad, everyone's in
434
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:35.719
trouble and fuck man, and then
here's fucking SmackDown and fuck to you and
435
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:40.960
yeah, of course, all right, so we kick off SmackDown. Here.
436
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.039
We got JBO and Michael Cole here
on SmackDown. This is taped as
437
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:52.320
shit. No way, the hair
dryer is all over this fucking show.
438
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.480
I don't really mind it. I
guess if the show didn't stink like asshole.
439
00:36:54.679 --> 00:36:58.719
I'm not saying this episode is the
last we'll talk about it, but
440
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:02.360
I'm saying, like, you know, ah hated SmackDown. It was like,
441
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:05.599
you go there if we got nothing
for you, and you can just
442
00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:07.119
hang out over here. Yeah it
was a show. Yeah, leg it
443
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:09.760
was just it was just a property
that they had. Yeah. So we
444
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:15.559
are invited to the Teddy Long and
Crystal Marshall wedding on the SmackDown season premiere.
445
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:21.920
To you are personally invited to the
Rufus Long wedding. Oh maybe I'll
446
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:27.440
be one of the groomsmen. Yeah, you can sit beside Cojones to sit
447
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:32.280
next to. There's Jim Duggan.
Actually Blue Chili is here, dude,
448
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:38.639
Now he's not fucking here. He's
probably DNA, that asshole. So we
449
00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:44.760
go to a code open. We
are in Atlanta and Maria is here with
450
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:51.719
the Ying Yang Twins. Yeah,
she's here with the Yanang Twins. Welcome
451
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:54.239
house to the season premiere of Friday
Night SmackDown. I swear this is an
452
00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:59.960
instrumental of the fucking filthy Animals then
playing during the background. This whole thing
453
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:01.639
is crazy. It's a party back
here there, stand in front of a
454
00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:13.840
fucking set with the lights for two
hours. They didn't even do the whisper
455
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:22.760
song. How do you you don't
get them songs? Yeah, well,
456
00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:25.320
Yanang Twins are here. Maria says, this is yan and this is Yang
457
00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:28.719
or Yang and you can tell us
the real names, please, Maria,
458
00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:35.960
thank you. It's fucking d Rock
of course. And Kane came and uh
459
00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:43.039
yeah, and de Rock says,
oh, it's all the same. I
460
00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:47.159
had to boss the show because I
was laughing so hard at him staring directly
461
00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:53.079
into the camera and going Maria's trying
to talk. Yeah, this was crazy.
462
00:38:53.079 --> 00:38:57.679
They they thought they had a song
called also that was like one of
463
00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:06.239
the you see my dick, you
had a song called h n h han.
464
00:39:06.599 --> 00:39:08.119
Dude. That's fucking right, yeap
dude, Maria says, hey,
465
00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:12.360
man, we are one of the
most popular guys ever. Are so over
466
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:15.440
at this time. Yeah, and
most of the time they were just features
467
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:16.519
or you know what I mean,
Like most of the time it wasn't even
468
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:20.599
their track that they were most popular
on. Yeah, hell yeah, goddamn,
469
00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:22.639
but they did. Yeah, the
Whisper song was super popular. I
470
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:29.800
remember this. We lived through school
with that song. Yeah, Maria says,
471
00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:34.719
here we have the chairman of the
board, Vincement Man, just every
472
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:38.719
fucking doing nothing. Only want are
here? Did they have an album coming
473
00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:42.599
out or something? Oh, here's
one. In twenty thirteen, the un
474
00:39:42.679 --> 00:40:05.920
Yang Twins released ass in Session and
as a session t Work or Die mixed
475
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:20.119
Ship Session is good? Are the
Goats two thousand and three? Man,
476
00:40:20.159 --> 00:40:22.639
they had that that they were on
the Little John get Load ship. That
477
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:25.960
was a ship missed New Duty.
You remember that's like, yeah that Sparks
478
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:30.599
they were featured on it. They
are You're right, they were featured on
479
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:32.920
a ton of ship. Yeah,
dude, Bubba Sparks was he was lit
480
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:37.039
for a minute. Yeah, he
was in the Death Jam. His name
481
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:43.239
was Sparks. Yeah, that was
awesome. There was a porn star with
482
00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:52.840
that name too, not Bubba though. Thank you for clarify. Just to
483
00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:58.280
kids anybody got the right. I
didn't want to think thank you, And
484
00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:01.519
I'm googling. I will have to
look up Bubba Sparks, beat Sports.
485
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:09.480
Know what you're doing. That's great, Booty. November, Twins released the
486
00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:16.679
Graces album, The Orchard and Booty
Records. I gotta tell you, that
487
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:22.119
is an awesome life that they lived. Who is doing it like these awesome
488
00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:30.960
if they did it. They said
we're going to day this Booty Records,
489
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:35.159
and they they were successful at it. That's awesome. That's the American dream
490
00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:40.280
right there. It is, it
is, that's fantastic. Wow, Collie
491
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:59.400
Park Sparks, he's doing poor.
Yeah, Booty, Booty. He speaking
492
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:12.159
to myself, speaking to my soul, Sparks. But yeah, so uh,
493
00:42:12.320 --> 00:42:14.599
Vince shakes their hands and he's a
coach, and Maria says, oh,
494
00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:16.079
I want to congratulate you on your
son, and and where is he?
495
00:42:16.119 --> 00:42:22.000
And this is I guess this is
just right after then says my son.
496
00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:22.719
We don't know where my son is, but we know where he's not.
497
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:25.960
He's not here to night and talking
about Shane. At first, I'll
498
00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:29.840
be honest with you, I thought
so too, but yeah, because he
499
00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:30.920
was, but I was like,
ah, he's a little too upset about
500
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:37.159
that. Yeah, and he hates
his son coaches. Yeah, that's right.
501
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:39.400
And you know what guy's talking to
Yames Winds. He says, I'm
502
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:45.480
your biggest fan, and they go
a says, oh, you guys are
503
00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:47.320
you know the kings of country and
we're on Nashville and you know, I
504
00:42:47.360 --> 00:42:52.320
got all your stuff And then they're
like, what King's the country? What's
505
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.320
fucking wrong with this guy? They're
just talking to themselves right in front of
506
00:42:54.320 --> 00:43:00.320
coach. Is wrong with this guy? Like one's more than him? Just
507
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:05.679
ridiculous. This really set the pace
for the show for me. Yeah,
508
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:08.199
yeah, the bar coundnot be raised
from here. I'll tell you that it's
509
00:43:08.199 --> 00:43:13.880
fucking it's a high bar tourney.
And of course we get the comic book
510
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:16.639
opening here for SmackDown Legendary. This
is I don't know, I can't remember
511
00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:21.559
the last time we talked about this
fucking thing. It is so it is
512
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.199
so god last year. It had
to have been a while, right,
513
00:43:23.239 --> 00:43:29.559
because it's it is so goddamn funny. Dude, Caane and Finley pictures are
514
00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:32.000
the best pictures I've ever seen ever, Dude, The the Batista one where
515
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:38.199
he's coming. Yeah, but Finley
with big ass gap in his tooth,
516
00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:43.360
is like, yeah, this is
it. This is the ship. I
517
00:43:43.679 --> 00:43:51.920
mean song though I got laughter and
yeah break you know no, I like
518
00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:54.559
this one. Yeah yeah set the
vibe pretty well for SmackDown. They make
519
00:43:54.719 --> 00:43:58.920
fourteen versions of this song. I'm
pretty sure Drowning Pool does this at some
520
00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:00.719
point. I don't know if this
is Drowning on this one or not.
521
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:13.480
Collie b did not, So my
dick, drop my bar and up way
522
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:25.880
do you see my SmackDown? Up
beat Battista in the studio screen? Holy
523
00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:30.599
ship? All right, So Michael
Cole and jbl are the commentaries for night
524
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:34.679
as I mentioned before, and we
opened up the show with a Batista town
525
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:37.840
hall. Batista comes out here in
a suit icy as hell, just won
526
00:44:37.880 --> 00:44:43.119
the world title. He beat his
good friend Ray Mysterio sorry macho uh.
527
00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:45.920
And he also beat the great Collie
and fucking you know, good on Big
528
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:50.119
Dave here for trying to get a
good squad for his entrance. Viro in
529
00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:52.159
the in the suit that he was
in because it looked difficult, but he
530
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:55.280
made it happen. He beat Collie
I think for it right, he beat
531
00:44:55.360 --> 00:45:00.800
him with a spinebuster. Yeah that's
awesome. Yes, spine pounding spartan buster
532
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:05.199
called it. JB says, Batista
made a colossal effort against the colossal of
533
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:07.719
a man great Cally. Of course, it was a night to remember.
534
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:09.840
And Cole says, how could you
forget? And j B says, that's
535
00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:15.880
what I said, it was a
night to remember. Batiza gets on the
536
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:22.679
mic and the first thing he says
is yeah, yeah, that's right,
537
00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:25.719
that's Batisa's thing. I guess.
So yeah, Patza says, you have
538
00:45:25.719 --> 00:45:29.239
no idea. How good of you. I feel all dressed up, got
539
00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:34.320
my new suit on, new shoes
on bam, I'm in Hotlanta once again,
540
00:45:34.440 --> 00:45:44.440
the world champion. Stop talking three
words and already hate come yeah,
541
00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:54.239
it's just lying. Yeah I don't
like that. Yeah yeah. Well Mark
542
00:45:54.320 --> 00:45:58.960
Henry comes out, whoa Hey style, great fucking song by the way,
543
00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:06.159
three six Fiel also killing it at
another fucking and he's the silver back,
544
00:46:06.880 --> 00:46:10.199
yeah, which they go out of
their way to say. He calls himself
545
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:15.840
proclaimed the silver back. Okay,
JBL, you can stop saying that.
546
00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:22.159
Sobody does honest with you. Yeah, Mark Hender says Batista could care less.
547
00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:23.480
He says I could care less a
lot here, which I you know
548
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.840
who cares actually if he says,
I could a lot, but must care
549
00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:32.079
a little here. I could care
less about the celebration or that poon Jabi
550
00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:37.840
prison match, he said, emphasis
on poon for some reason shabby. But
551
00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:40.800
what I do care about is next
week, because the Undertaker returns the SmackDown
552
00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:46.039
in a match against me. I
said, how many how many fucking shows
553
00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:50.280
do we gotta watch where Undertaker's returning? How many returns does this guy haden
554
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:58.039
loses, he's returning, he goes
away. I got a rese that return
555
00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:01.199
pop. He knew how to play
the game? He got Fuck did he
556
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:07.159
he did recently? Somehow? I
don't know. So what I'm gonna do
557
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:13.079
is and the Undertaker's illustrious career on
this random episode of smack Down next week.
558
00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:16.440
So I might need a little warm
up next week. And uh,
559
00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:21.880
I don't want to shot at the
title. I just want to wrestle you.
560
00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:28.320
You're an asshole, You're the You're
the heel too, You're the you,
561
00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:30.719
and you don't want to challenge for
the title. Fuck that put the
562
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:34.760
titleline, pussy boy, that's what
you should have said. I need a
563
00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:37.639
war over next week. I bet
you won't put the title on pussy Boy.
564
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:44.119
What your undertaker of that? You
got championship off championship. He would
565
00:47:44.119 --> 00:47:46.079
have said yes too, Yeah,
he would have because he's Patista, and
566
00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:49.760
that's what the face does. He's
gonna say yes. And the cheers and
567
00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.599
booze are piped in so fig and
hard here undertakers never turned a smack down,
568
00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:57.480
yay, And I'm gonna face him
boo, and I need a warm
569
00:47:57.519 --> 00:48:00.119
up match, boo. It's gonna
give a Patista. Oh my god,
570
00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:05.599
damn. Not a single person in
the crowd of moting or doing anything looking
571
00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:08.639
at or something. Get the flip
phones out, people, They got their
572
00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:14.880
fucking they got their zoom player.
I listened to theangs wins well, Baptista
573
00:48:15.440 --> 00:48:17.440
fucking he's mad, obviously, and
he takes off his glasses and he says,
574
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:22.239
Mark Henry, you were as stupid
as you are ugly, Okay,
575
00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:30.920
I chold you to Johnny prison,
motherfucker. Okay, good, I got
576
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:32.320
the nerve to call me out.
I'll tell you what, You've had a
577
00:48:32.320 --> 00:48:37.599
Baptista beat down coming for along ass
time. It's how you're gonna get it.
578
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:39.320
You got it. We're on,
and then Batista Team hits and they
579
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:45.880
stare each other down Batista beat down. Huh yeah, that's right, Yeah,
580
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:54.159
as you are. Okay, think
about the Undertaker return is crazy because
581
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:58.039
he was just wrestling at Unforgiven and
he took one week off and now he's
582
00:48:58.039 --> 00:49:00.440
returning next week and there's the return. I'm very confused about that, Tony.
583
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:04.679
What I'm also confused about is about
is the Ray mysterial part of this
584
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:09.480
show where it's his first interview since
returning, but he was at the pay
585
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:14.599
per view and he also restaurants with
my Well, he's never he's never been
586
00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:20.599
asked questions. Oh I see,
maybe that's sure. That's fucking stupid as
587
00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:23.559
hell. It's so rare, first
time ever speaks forever. It's good.
588
00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:29.320
So we have the Teddy Long and
Crystal Marshall a marriage later on in the
589
00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:32.079
evening. Do not forget you're invited, James. Oh that's nice. I'm
590
00:49:32.119 --> 00:49:38.079
not gonna wear Oh what the fuck? What? Nothing at all? Nothing
591
00:49:38.159 --> 00:49:44.000
at all? That can't be your
excuse if you're good at my wedding,
592
00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:53.199
which to I can't imagine what happens. Drunk as fuck, I'm not me
593
00:49:53.280 --> 00:50:00.320
inviting all the boys to that.
It'd be a fucking very quick marriage.
594
00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:02.280
I don't find someone that likes you
first though, and then that's what happened,
595
00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:10.199
that you hate your guts. That's
ship. So we go backstage.
596
00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:15.840
Jeff Harty is here and he's the
internal Champion. Dude, Maria, so
597
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:20.360
it comes back in Maria's dancing with
the Yang Twins and welcomes back to the
598
00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:22.719
party. It's fun, yeah,
dude, yeah, this backstage area with
599
00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:30.440
no shipping. And then Jeff Hardy, who is from Raw by the way,
600
00:50:30.920 --> 00:50:36.480
just yeah, he's an icy Champion's
a fucking raw guy. Out the
601
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:42.159
wedding of course. Of course he
jumps on screen hurricane style and Maria is
602
00:50:42.199 --> 00:50:44.960
startled by this and she's, oh, we have the interc champion with us,
603
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:51.800
Jeff Harday, Oh that's Jeff party. Jeff is fucking getting downs on
604
00:50:51.880 --> 00:50:54.000
what's going on? I'm I'm ready
for a wedding. What's going on?
605
00:50:55.760 --> 00:51:01.400
This guy is crazy fucked Yeah,
he gives I think he gives Kane the
606
00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:20.920
Intercoindal title and he's struggling to hold
it up and sorry, later you see
607
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:25.239
my dick. I want to beat
my dad up. Turn it up.
608
00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:30.840
So I'll tell you this much.
That title, I always I always think
609
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:35.880
it's a smaller title because it's always
on bigger did usually when Kane's holding it
610
00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:39.960
here, Uh, it looks massive. It does look big, it looks
611
00:51:40.840 --> 00:51:45.679
big Red Machine. But on this
cane it looks it looks huge. Yeah.
612
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:47.719
I like that belt a lot,
need too. I'm a big Oval
613
00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:52.320
guy when it comes to the Somebody
told us that and it made me fucking
614
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:54.920
hate him. Oh he was fucking
Chris what he didn't like the Oval I
615
00:51:54.920 --> 00:51:59.320
don't think he likes the Oval belt. Yeah, well, Chris only likes
616
00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:08.599
new gin Wink. So like Jink
and Sean Michaels leading after that Jersey,
617
00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:16.480
Yeah, you know, like ship
ass. So he got a Jimmy wang
618
00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:22.360
Yang versus Jamie Noble Cruiserweight to Action. Jimmy wang Yang comes out and JBL
619
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:30.760
says that he is an offspring of
Michael Hayes and gen Ricky Tin. I
620
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:36.360
swear I rewound that because I thought
I was having a fucking aneurysm. I
621
00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:37.480
didn't know. I think I hear
that right, Yeah, Michael Hayes and
622
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:42.800
gen Ricky Ten rude. I mean, I guess that he got mixed up
623
00:52:42.840 --> 00:52:46.199
between Ricky chose shot with dinner.
But I don't think he knows what the
624
00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:53.920
fuck he's talking about this whole show, Ricky Michael Hayes, Jimmy, why
625
00:52:53.920 --> 00:53:00.159
are you insulting this man? He
actually hates a lot. But uh yeah,
626
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:04.840
So Jimmy Wang Yang's music hits and
the start of his song is like
627
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:07.559
a loud horn and I was,
I was like, there could be like
628
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:12.280
four different dudes coming out here,
and it's it could have been could have
629
00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:19.039
been jbl for some reason. Again, but it's Jimmy fucking wang Yang and
630
00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:22.199
he's he's a goddamn cowboy. Cole
says, all the stars are out tonight.
631
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:29.039
That is crazy. He says that
later to this guy's going crazy with
632
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:31.679
that one. All the stars are
here. Oh fuck yeah. Jimmy wang
633
00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:36.480
Yang is an interesting dude because,
like he's so talented, but this gimmick
634
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:45.480
is fucking pretty based. He's Jimmy
wang Yang and he's your boy. There
635
00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:50.559
is definitely a guilty pleasure, But
I joke all of his gimmicks were guilty
636
00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:58.320
pleasures for me. Like I also
thought the Flying Elvis's were all I know,
637
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:00.920
Yeah, yeah, you are.
Yeah, I could dig it because
638
00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:04.679
like he would always go in the
ring no matter what, and I swear
639
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.000
like anything he was ever given,
he just gave it a go. You're
640
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:10.639
like all he did and it didn't
really change his wrestling style. No,
641
00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:14.159
No, he'd never really even tried
to be a cowboy in the ring.
642
00:54:14.639 --> 00:54:15.920
No, No, he just looked
like he tried to be like a mix
643
00:54:15.960 --> 00:54:23.079
of Michael Hayes and getting Ricky.
Tim Cole says, Jamie Jamie Noble comes
644
00:54:23.079 --> 00:54:28.320
out and he's got just red drunks
on looking crazy. Just normal, Yeah,
645
00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:30.280
just normal, but like it felt
he just his somber. But I
646
00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:34.360
guess it was a whole game,
because Cole says, Noble seems, you
647
00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:37.320
know, dejected. He's been obsessed
and paranoid about mister McMahon's illegitimate son.
648
00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:45.760
Hornswoggle, the Cruiserweight champion who beat
Jamie Noble on three zeparate occasions. Dude,
649
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:52.320
that's Jamie, that's Jimmy God.
Jus come on, man, death
650
00:54:52.480 --> 00:55:00.599
just there be some level of like, come on, guys, what are
651
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:02.679
we doing? Like there has to
be something. Hornswogger just said, look,
652
00:55:02.719 --> 00:55:09.400
what what are we doing? Like
that's crazy Jimmy hits a we start
653
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:12.960
the match off here, Jimmy hits
a nice slide into Irana here. That
654
00:55:13.079 --> 00:55:14.880
was awesome. Kicked to the back
of the head. I like, yeah,
655
00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:17.440
he's got a lot of kicks,
and yeah he's a good worker too,
656
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:22.400
man so Noble and so is Noble
by the way, Hell Noble is
657
00:55:22.400 --> 00:55:27.760
a great heel. Yeah, Jimmy
so Noble cuts him off in the corner
658
00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:30.320
by reversing his punches and then he
grabs the top of the rope and Jamie
659
00:55:30.360 --> 00:55:34.639
Noble goes to the second and kneeds
him on the arm, which starts his
660
00:55:34.679 --> 00:55:40.960
heat and that's Ricky tenru move.
Oh my gosh, Like Michael, who's
661
00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:45.039
one of them works for w B
the other one guess. So they're talking
662
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:50.119
on commentary and uh yeah, that's
where they mentioned that hornswoggle is in the
663
00:55:50.119 --> 00:55:52.679
head of Jamie Noble, and I'm
just like sitting here like what are they
664
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:55.440
talking about? Like, what are
they talking about? He's more concerned about
665
00:55:55.440 --> 00:56:00.000
hornswoggle than he is. Jimmy Wang
Yang, who's beating his beating the ship.
666
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:02.960
Jimmy wayn Yang gets an atomicy drop
Kickcambo ends with the insigiri for a
667
00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:07.039
two dude. The spin kick to
the back of his fucking head. That
668
00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:09.159
was awesome. It was it looked
awesome. Yeah, he really like followed
669
00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:13.920
through with it too. Jamie Noble
gets back on the arm uh. And
670
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:17.599
then Jamie Noble looks out to the
crowd and there is a green hat peeking
671
00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:22.079
over the front row, and Noble
sees it and walks out to fuck with
672
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:25.519
this hat. Yeah, it's a
it's you know, Hornswoggle's hat, and
673
00:56:25.559 --> 00:56:29.840
it's just underneath the barricade. Now
the odd part, I mean, obviously
674
00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:34.760
this is odd in general, but
I was very confused because the cameraman got
675
00:56:34.760 --> 00:56:37.360
on the apron and was shooting this
match like I've never seen a match shot
676
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:45.280
before. He's just shooting sideways from
the apron out like past Jamie Nobissu.
677
00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:47.320
The fuck is going on here?
And then I see the little hat.
678
00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:51.239
I said, oh okay, yeah, And as you said, Noble walks
679
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:55.199
over to it, grabs the just
doesn't grab the hat, reaches over entirely
680
00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.079
and tries to scoop the man up
underneath the barricade. But it's not Horn's
681
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:08.000
Woggle. It's even worse. It's
shdnon more and Shannon Moore, you can't
682
00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:13.440
something just starts pointing and laughing at
Jamie Noble, and Shannimore stands there in
683
00:57:13.519 --> 00:57:16.599
points and laughs at Jamie Noble for
the next five minutes. He's not even
684
00:57:16.679 --> 00:57:20.599
laughing, he's it's like they used
the same shot over and over him.
685
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:27.000
It's like he's Mouf the gate,
pointing smile. Yeah, yeah, like
686
00:57:27.320 --> 00:57:29.920
he does that the whole You know
what, I wouldn't be surprised if it
687
00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:32.679
wasn't the actual footage now that you
say that, it's just like shot.
688
00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:37.920
Yeah, it's just the one shot
over and over. Yeah, that's for
689
00:57:37.960 --> 00:57:43.639
real though, And I uh I
hated this. Uh yeah, I mean
690
00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:50.559
Jamie Noble looks like a fucking idiot. Of course, fucking ship about Horse
691
00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:55.039
wogle Man, he was over brom
sorry on TV. They I mean Triple
692
00:57:55.079 --> 00:57:58.119
ag wanted to work with him,
So he must have been over enough for
693
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:06.199
someone to try to real quick,
those number is too high. What does
694
00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:13.559
he got that I don't? Little
hat doesn't wear this start wearing a hat,
695
00:58:13.559 --> 00:58:20.679
doesn't he He does a green hat
asole ship But yeah, so fucking
696
00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:23.840
Nobles attracted by this. Jimmy wang
Yang jumps off the top rope, crossbodies
697
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:28.360
Noble on the floor, then throws
them back inside, hits a double jump
698
00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:31.519
moon salt on a standing Noble and
gets to win. And Jamie Noble is
699
00:58:31.559 --> 00:58:36.800
so angry about this, so much
so that he just stands there staring at
700
00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:39.639
Shannon Moore, pointing, mouth of
gape, just pointing at him for what
701
00:58:39.760 --> 00:58:44.320
feels like forever through a replay and
he's still just looking at him in his
702
00:58:44.360 --> 00:58:47.000
little red trunks. They said open
your mouth and point at him, and
703
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:52.039
he said, I would do exactly
that. Got it, nailed it,
704
00:58:52.280 --> 00:59:00.880
multiple shots, different angles, mouth
of gape, pointing waggle. You you
705
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:06.159
were going to super hell, you
saw none of these guys are the champion.
706
00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:13.880
There's no division. There's no division, all right. So we go
707
00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:17.880
backstage. Super confusing. I'll be
honest with you, I'm super confused watching
708
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:22.199
this show right now. Me too. It's all over the place. The
709
00:59:22.239 --> 00:59:28.960
only part that made sense for some
reason is when they were backstage going stepside
710
00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:30.440
at the top of the show.
They're like it was grounded in something.
711
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:36.920
Yeah, all right, So we
go backstage. MVP has a football go
712
00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:42.480
on football, and Matt Hardy walks
up behind him and asks him, you're
713
00:59:42.480 --> 00:59:47.760
gonna throw that ball or not?
I was like, what the fuck is
714
00:59:47.840 --> 00:59:51.880
going on in the show? Well, come on, James, MVP is
715
00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:53.920
trying to get in his zone and
Matt Hardy wanted to know anything about that.
716
00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:58.320
As a matter of fact, MVP
is not ready. So MVP drop
717
00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:01.679
steps, then throws the ball,
and now we see that there is a
718
01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:07.800
tire hanging in the middle of the
hallway backstage which MVP is trying to throw
719
01:00:07.840 --> 01:00:12.000
a football through. It hits the
tire, bounces back, he catches it.
720
01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:15.599
MVP else deflected and throws it through
the tire and then starts talking about
721
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:17.800
how He says, I'm more on
class. I hit the tire, and
722
01:00:17.800 --> 01:00:22.960
they start arguing about this tire and
the ball, and Matt then starts questioning.
723
01:00:22.960 --> 01:00:25.239
He says, are you two for
three or three for three? MVP
724
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:29.199
says three for three. At this
point, I'm very, very confused.
725
01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:31.000
So he's supposed to throw the ball
through the tire. He did throw it
726
01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:37.639
through the tire, He bounce off
the tire. He take they didn't fucking
727
01:00:37.239 --> 01:00:40.679
the defense, Tony, and he
caught him, threw it in. Yeah,
728
01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:43.639
but it's not three for three.
Then he's only two for you know
729
01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:45.679
what, this ship reminds me of
this This shit is reminds me of that
730
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:51.440
family guy. Check where's was he
watching a Will Ferrell movie or sow this
731
01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:53.039
stew he was in the theaters.
He's like, oh, I'm a witch,
732
01:00:53.480 --> 01:00:59.440
I'm a Clippers fan. And then
he goes to his house and set.
733
01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:04.760
That's how I feel like I'm watching
on this exactly. This is up,
734
01:01:04.840 --> 01:01:06.920
man. I mean so I'm pretty
sure it was. You know,
735
01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:10.079
the m p and Matt Hardy were
like doing different things, not wrestling.
736
01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:29.119
They were fighting basic like that basketball
and the pizza one time better pizzay gimmick
737
01:01:29.840 --> 01:01:38.519
idiot grapes that dies. Matt says, listen, man, he says,
738
01:01:38.559 --> 01:01:42.079
you can't have an interception in this. M says, I'm a world class
739
01:01:42.119 --> 01:01:47.280
defensive player, and that says who
taught you defense? Bill Bellie? Huge
740
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:53.760
pop alliance Austin Popper for Bill Belichick. It was supposed to be a boo.
741
01:01:54.400 --> 01:02:02.719
It was a huge pop because Bill
Belichick cheated or whatever something happened.
742
01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:08.000
But Clipper's a good coach. I
thought it was a good coach. That
743
01:02:08.079 --> 01:02:13.840
was like, do we like him
now? I don't know. Johnny hate
744
01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:20.280
him because the Patriots probably ran a
train on his ass. They beat the
745
01:02:20.280 --> 01:02:24.000
Panthers to the Zuper Bowl. Two
asshole. I don't know, because the
746
01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:27.719
Panthers suck. At least the Eagles
got something, you know what I mean.
747
01:02:28.119 --> 01:02:30.239
I don't take I ain't get nothing
this year because we gave her our
748
01:02:30.239 --> 01:02:34.280
first rate first round track pick.
Yeah, well you didn't deserve that ship
749
01:02:34.320 --> 01:02:37.320
anyway. All right, Well we
can get Julian Pecker's back in the mix.
750
01:02:37.400 --> 01:02:43.679
And don't get me started on j
Col Pepper, Old Pepper and deep.
751
01:02:43.840 --> 01:02:52.960
Now, don't give me sorry on
two five football. I don't that's
752
01:02:53.079 --> 01:02:55.280
years, kay, Warner, don't
get me started. No, no,
753
01:02:55.599 --> 01:03:05.039
we're Deacon zalez no so man already. He says, you think you're better
754
01:03:05.079 --> 01:03:06.960
than me. I beat you in
this I beat you in basketball, I
755
01:03:07.000 --> 01:03:08.320
beat you in Jess, I beat
you in wrestling. Besides, you figure
756
01:03:08.320 --> 01:03:12.159
that I'm the United States Champion.
How you beat me in wrestling? That
757
01:03:12.239 --> 01:03:15.039
says, well, only because you
won't run me my rematch. That's why
758
01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:16.719
the US champ and MVP says,
oh, come on, bro, we're
759
01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:21.199
tag champion. That's also a thing
we find out here. Yeah, I
760
01:03:21.199 --> 01:03:23.800
didn't know that until right then,
these guys are tag champs. Okay,
761
01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:27.719
yeah, we're tag champions. We
gotta focus on that. In fact,
762
01:03:27.719 --> 01:03:30.480
we got a fucking match right now, so let's go on and do it.
763
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:37.079
I want to go eat some pizza, a chess fucking contest. How
764
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:46.800
about y'all wrestle have an ultimate surrender. Undertaker is here next week, dude,
765
01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:50.920
this was a crazy I was I
thought at first, I thought this
766
01:03:51.079 --> 01:03:57.760
was a Mordecai from Yeah, he
had the symbol, uh yeah, he's
767
01:03:57.880 --> 01:04:01.360
he has risen. He walks again, and he's very like no Mercy coming
768
01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:05.280
up or something right it is?
So I thought this was a no Mercy
769
01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:11.079
pay view promo or whatever. All
the classic Undertaker tropes Tony in the desert.
770
01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:16.440
He has risen and he walks again, and he has a symbol Jesus
771
01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:19.880
and he's talking. So now,
come on, where do you get done?
772
01:04:19.920 --> 01:04:26.440
Why? But but he was here
at the Bayview on Sundays. So
773
01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:31.440
but he hasn't been interviewed on Friday. I tell you to return book one
774
01:04:31.480 --> 01:04:35.280
week. It's not a return me
when I mean when I get off the
775
01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:41.679
weekend and go back to my nine
to five. I've returned you get off
776
01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:48.599
on Friday. Budget what he has
raisen, He walks again, I'm a
777
01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:57.159
two day vender. I have rig
So SmackDown is brought SmackDown is brought to
778
01:04:57.199 --> 01:05:13.559
you by Auto Zone. PlayStation three
and this big ass sealing. What what
779
01:05:13.639 --> 01:05:19.519
the fuck happened here? What happened
here? Dude? I was dying,
780
01:05:19.639 --> 01:05:26.519
Dude, like I'm staring at the
screen. I'm I'm listening to Michael Cole
781
01:05:26.880 --> 01:05:30.440
talking about the new baconator for Wendy's, and it's it's a fucking jpeg of
782
01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:36.760
a vacator. No Wendy's logo anywhere
in sight, white background, vaconator.
783
01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:41.800
And they say, yeah, I
got the new Baconator and he goes back
784
01:05:41.920 --> 01:05:54.199
down, crowd behind it, big
ass seiling. What the fuck us?
785
01:05:54.480 --> 01:05:57.239
That's awesome? Yeah, I like, what do you think of this PlayStation
786
01:05:57.320 --> 01:06:09.119
three with Spider Man? Fine?
Ye, there's three something Want and the
787
01:06:09.159 --> 01:06:12.280
three six. Because I got by
ass kicked Call of duty, so I
788
01:06:12.280 --> 01:06:16.360
went to PlayStation three where people,
yes, dude, they talked so much
789
01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:19.320
ship the lobbies on Xbox sixty.
I just moved out to PS three.
790
01:06:19.360 --> 01:06:24.360
No one's talking all that ship,
dude. That fucking three sixty T bag
791
01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:27.280
and shipped it all over the p
S three. Man, it was unbelievable
792
01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:31.519
one and they kept they shipped on
them off the rip and then they kept
793
01:06:31.519 --> 01:06:36.800
shipping on this and we got the
Arcade Anything PlayStation. Yeah, we got
794
01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:41.960
Netflix, Watch Party, we got
one Person. Oh my, I'm gonna
795
01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:46.039
stop your fucking dude, what an
unbelievable run. That fucking PlayStation had the
796
01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:50.719
data breach, remember that that was
good. They also they also had the
797
01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:55.880
HTC P ship where it was very
fucking hard to capture anything. Yeah,
798
01:06:55.920 --> 01:07:00.639
that was annoying as what a PlayStation
failed. They bounced back though, dude,
799
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:04.719
Xbox then super fake what happened there? Yeah? Wow, Xbox said
800
01:07:04.719 --> 01:07:10.400
we would like to be like a
DVD player. Everyone said, hey,
801
01:07:10.800 --> 01:07:13.800
we want to be they were They
said we are a DVD player. They
802
01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:15.440
said, we are not going to
have a DVD drive ever, and you
803
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:20.679
must always connected the internet and always
connecting. And then yeah, do you
804
01:07:20.760 --> 01:07:25.880
remember like PlayStation Like they switched their
whole presentation. It's like, if you
805
01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:28.079
guys want to play your friend's games, here's how you do it. It's
806
01:07:28.119 --> 01:07:35.039
just him handing him the game.
Xbox that Yeah, that was like I
807
01:07:35.079 --> 01:07:39.639
went back after the three sixty No. PS four and PS five. Yeah,
808
01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:44.159
I cashed out of the Xbox Man. But what I mean like there
809
01:07:44.199 --> 01:07:47.199
there was no more legendary run for
me than three sixty. So we got
810
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:57.719
to MVP and Matt Hardy versus Deuce
and Domino. Is this the heart throbs?
811
01:07:58.039 --> 01:08:01.159
Dude? No, you fucking know
who the heart throb are all?
812
01:08:01.760 --> 01:08:09.199
Yeah, this is all Douche and
Cherry. Yeah, Cherry's here with the
813
01:08:09.360 --> 01:08:14.119
Sonic outfit and she got the roller
skates on. Bro. Yeah, bring
814
01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:21.000
me my Sonic. That's what I
thinking about. I like the live Maade,
815
01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:30.359
so bring me that big sail,
which I just she had a bacon
816
01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:42.760
of that been crazy awesome. This
My name was Deuce, Yeah, I
817
01:08:43.159 --> 01:08:45.319
was telling I was telling Johnny before
we started here. Domino to me is
818
01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:53.520
the high Spots guy and the guy
yeah dude, and I legitimate about this.
819
01:08:54.279 --> 01:09:00.720
So like I saw this guy like
super Domino. Bro, Yeah that's
820
01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:03.039
crazy. He He's got a good
look though. Man, he actually looked
821
01:09:03.079 --> 01:09:06.159
better once he left w B.
To me, he got big, is
822
01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:11.920
what happened. I wrote this down
and listen this, I mean this nicely.
823
01:09:12.279 --> 01:09:15.439
It's crazy. How so many of
these gimmicks on this SmackDown, including
824
01:09:15.479 --> 01:09:18.479
Dus and Domino, would be so
over in today's n XT. I wouldn't
825
01:09:18.520 --> 01:09:25.840
be surprised that they have this exact
gimmick. Wanted to come out with the
826
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:31.279
car and they're from the other side
of the tracks. The whole crowd would
827
01:09:31.279 --> 01:09:36.199
go up and they'd be Chase.
You would be going crazy the whole Chase
828
01:09:36.319 --> 01:09:44.640
said, would Sugar is probably in
that and they would roster it's the third
829
01:09:44.640 --> 01:09:47.680
brand. Yes, dream to be
on n X t Okay Malone, Oh
830
01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:53.239
yeah, of course, Sodus and
Domino with Cherry versus m v P and
831
01:09:53.279 --> 01:10:00.960
Matt Hardy. Check the car,
check the check the make it. M
832
01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:03.199
d P is the US champ and
one half of the tag team champ right
833
01:10:03.239 --> 01:10:05.840
now. They don't give a fuck
about this show. Hunt. They said,
834
01:10:05.880 --> 01:10:09.119
yeah, you can be the double
Champ. You could just have whatever
835
01:10:09.119 --> 01:10:12.319
the fuck you want, dude.
M VP's whole presentation is very cool.
836
01:10:12.640 --> 01:10:15.119
He's the olest guy on this show
so far and close. Dude, he's
837
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:18.079
only been in the company less than
a year and he's right. Isn't what
838
01:10:18.119 --> 01:10:20.239
they say? I feel like they
say that one. I think it's it's
839
01:10:20.279 --> 01:10:24.359
not as close. Tony is the
usn TAG champ already. What the fuck?
840
01:10:24.439 --> 01:10:27.439
This guy's crazy? Yeah, No, he was cool. And yeah
841
01:10:27.479 --> 01:10:30.600
this the entrance he comes out with
here with the whole set was like it
842
01:10:30.640 --> 01:10:32.640
was supposed to be like a football
thing, like you come up right.
843
01:10:32.800 --> 01:10:45.239
Yeah, that was Coole as ship
man hard again another gimmick that would be
844
01:10:45.680 --> 01:10:49.079
insanely over in NXT. Yeah,
you're right, I don't know. I'm
845
01:10:49.119 --> 01:10:53.560
guessing he came up with this,
right, I imagine? So, yeah,
846
01:10:53.560 --> 01:10:56.399
because I think he was. I
think he was like m v P
847
01:10:56.640 --> 01:11:00.279
was like his nickname on the indies
he was in was Antonio Banks. Want
848
01:11:00.279 --> 01:11:01.720
to say? Uh? And I
think he I think he did come up
849
01:11:01.760 --> 01:11:05.119
with this. That's cool. Yeah. He was also the first iw GP
850
01:11:05.199 --> 01:11:08.520
inter Condo champions, I think,
right, Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
851
01:11:08.600 --> 01:11:11.039
yeah, yeah, I fucking I'm
I'm sure. I know I've talked
852
01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:12.760
about this on the show, but
yeah, it was at the show that
853
01:11:12.760 --> 01:11:15.680
they ground that. Are you really
It was at the fucking Easy to Be
854
01:11:15.960 --> 01:11:24.439
It was fucking m VP against y
Oh. Yeah, well it was come
855
01:11:24.520 --> 01:11:29.560
on earlier, earlier than twenty ten. Yeah, I believe is doing the
856
01:11:29.600 --> 01:11:31.079
same thing. You probably saw him
do there right now, and I love
857
01:11:31.119 --> 01:11:36.880
it. Oh yeah, that's what
I meant to say. What happened here
858
01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:40.399
was did they just not like his
work or something? Or did he get
859
01:11:40.520 --> 01:11:43.760
act with the steroid ship here or
something like? So I was looking up
860
01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.319
to the m v P push here
and somebody had read it. I'm going
861
01:11:45.359 --> 01:11:50.319
to take this for a fact.
Here says, by his own admission,
862
01:11:50.359 --> 01:11:54.600
he talked back a lot backstage,
gotten a lot of hot water, including
863
01:11:55.319 --> 01:11:58.520
insulting a doctor who was watching him
take a pissed test. So there,
864
01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:01.600
you know, dude, doctor pep
for Yeah, you can't talk about doctor
865
01:12:01.600 --> 01:12:06.880
pepperworthu onder, no way, doctor
Aguil, especially anything with that guy.
866
01:12:09.800 --> 01:12:12.079
Wow, that's what happened. He
talked a lot of shit. He probably
867
01:12:12.119 --> 01:12:14.159
was like, yeah, this is
a bid idea. He probably talked a
868
01:12:14.199 --> 01:12:16.000
lot of ships like a guy with
probably like long hair, enough big nose
869
01:12:16.039 --> 01:12:21.079
and was the world champion. He
got a lot of bells there. Doctor
870
01:12:21.159 --> 01:12:26.840
Hunter was watching the piss test.
Doctor Doctor Hunter walked into Bitch's office and
871
01:12:26.880 --> 01:12:33.520
said, an entrance costs a lot
of money. I think I should be
872
01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:42.399
balling. I think there's only one
m v P here. Doctor Hunter,
873
01:12:43.880 --> 01:12:45.439
so m v P and Matt Hardy
at the tag champs here? How can
874
01:12:45.479 --> 01:12:50.960
they coexist? Always? It's always
the tag thing. I don't even it
875
01:12:51.079 --> 01:12:56.239
sucks because this is a good trope, fucking is It's a good trope that
876
01:12:56.279 --> 01:13:00.520
w B killed And like now you
can't even fucking do it because w no,
877
01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:03.600
because it gets me Rustlemania and we
got to put the two made eventors.
878
01:13:03.640 --> 01:13:09.720
And why can't they Why can't they
just coexist? Why can't they want
879
01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:15.279
to? Yeah, why can't they
co exist? And why can't they just
880
01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:18.600
win and then be friends? Yeah? Because they're all man fucking babies for
881
01:13:18.640 --> 01:13:23.319
some reason, God damn it.
Yeah. So dude's name is Deuce,
882
01:13:26.479 --> 01:13:31.319
Okay, So yeah, Deuce is
dating Cherry, which is Domino's sister.
883
01:13:31.560 --> 01:13:36.800
Don't ask me why I know this
is? This is okay. I thought
884
01:13:36.880 --> 01:13:44.840
they just picked up the girl and
the sonic is crazy. This gimmick would
885
01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:47.680
be over the next to you.
Are you sure they're not doing this?
886
01:13:47.600 --> 01:13:51.159
This is not Tony D'Angelo. Now, he's fucking Italian and these guys are
887
01:13:51.239 --> 01:13:55.479
not. I don't think these guys
are just baby. We don't know Haberger.
888
01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:59.039
I guess I don't know. These
are two Chuck plumbos. Dude,
889
01:13:59.319 --> 01:14:02.359
No one is more over the Chuck. But we find out later that well
890
01:14:02.640 --> 01:14:09.039
something sold himself to say about Chuck. He's coming back to I don't know,
891
01:14:12.399 --> 01:14:15.239
all right, So we start this
match up here, m v P
892
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:17.359
Matt Hardy go for a double elbow, but m VP runs for it and
893
01:14:17.479 --> 01:14:19.079
hits it first, and Matt's like, what the fuck? Mat? I
894
01:14:19.119 --> 01:14:21.399
thought we were doing the two K
thing. He said, you want an
895
01:14:21.399 --> 01:14:26.359
asshole? Why can't they co exist? Dude? No, Matt tells MVP
896
01:14:26.840 --> 01:14:30.399
to get into doo a double tea
move, and then Matt just sup Lex's
897
01:14:30.479 --> 01:14:36.399
deuce. Why hey, why are
they not existing? Exist? Yeah?
898
01:14:36.399 --> 01:14:40.439
Why can't they go exist to be
champions? And then lose to a team,
899
01:14:40.520 --> 01:14:44.199
a revetable team, and they oh
they beat Duce Domino for these fucking
900
01:14:44.199 --> 01:14:46.600
belts. I think they did.
Yeah, you're right. So JBL says
901
01:14:46.680 --> 01:14:51.439
m v P because MVP guys were
a boot and he misses and j MVP
902
01:14:51.640 --> 01:14:59.520
was going for that choe no boot, yo, dudes fucking feeding him the
903
01:14:59.520 --> 01:15:06.880
ship on the that set, Like, is this fucking like gin ricky fucking
904
01:15:08.079 --> 01:15:16.039
j anyone got that Hashman. Yeah, goddamn. So anyways, we got
905
01:15:16.039 --> 01:15:18.560
Domino. He's back in the mix. Man, he's got that heat.
906
01:15:19.079 --> 01:15:23.760
So hell let drop for a two. It's funny because they all they all
907
01:15:23.800 --> 01:15:45.119
have eat we are you ship Man
got So it comes back for commercial.
908
01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:49.319
Duice and Domino hit a suplex cross
body to which is all moves only in
909
01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:54.359
a certain about of spectown games.
Yeah, take that out, Take that
910
01:15:54.399 --> 01:15:58.439
out, take him about everybody.
Damn all right, So Duce goes for
911
01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:02.399
the Harlem sidekick. He probably calls
it somewhere. I don't know what.
912
01:16:02.439 --> 01:16:20.479
He calls it, a roll of
Dodger sandwich cake or whatever you said.
913
01:16:21.479 --> 01:16:29.600
The deuced full of ship as is
good. These guys are the Harlem sidekick.
914
01:16:29.880 --> 01:16:32.960
VP hits a sbr kN instead.
Then we get the worst hot tag
915
01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:35.520
sequence I've ever seen. If I
saw this, I would have ran out
916
01:16:35.560 --> 01:16:39.079
like a nokie and just broke this
up. In said, you're vacating the
917
01:16:41.399 --> 01:16:45.880
that's a lot like an All right, So they do this hot tag sequence.
918
01:16:45.920 --> 01:16:49.479
It's so slow, no heat whatsoever. What do you mean the crowds
919
01:16:49.520 --> 01:17:02.199
forgetting crazy? Yeah, they would
rather die. Ah, you're thinking about
920
01:17:02.199 --> 01:17:10.039
this match in the backstage, of
the HS, so Matt Hardy hot tag.
921
01:17:10.600 --> 01:17:14.520
Matt hits his patented double axe handle
off the second with theatrics fun this
922
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:24.159
guy because his second because so bulldog
hits I'm sorry, I always got a
923
01:17:24.159 --> 01:17:35.560
bulldog asshold of the tracks and they
can't get over there. There are only
924
01:17:35.600 --> 01:17:40.600
a lot over this side of the
trucks were a very limited ship, all
925
01:17:40.640 --> 01:17:44.640
right, So that Hardy hits a
bulldog clothesline for it too if he be
926
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:46.560
once back in. But Matt says
fuck you and hits the side of it,
927
01:17:47.239 --> 01:17:55.600
which is me online and I'm slamming
moves and then blaming the guy.
928
01:17:55.880 --> 01:18:01.920
We're not taking it. Absolutely fucking
fuck you, macho, I forgot so
929
01:18:02.119 --> 01:18:05.560
m vps, I'm sorry. So
Matt starts doing his taunt and m v
930
01:18:05.640 --> 01:18:09.960
P tries to tag himself in but
missus. Matt's like, oh my fucking
931
01:18:10.039 --> 01:18:14.119
god, we're not going existing.
And then Matt, it's a neck breaking
932
01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:15.960
for two and the MVP comes in
and says, could you do some good
933
01:18:16.000 --> 01:18:21.279
moves or not you got anything at
all to you? A bitch? You
934
01:18:21.319 --> 01:18:26.039
and your brother are the movesman's what
the fuck? So m v pushes Matt.
935
01:18:26.359 --> 01:18:30.840
Matt pushes him back, and then
Domino rolls met up and there goes
936
01:18:30.920 --> 01:18:39.560
for whatever. Just I'm sorry,
I'm not very wise on this team.
937
01:18:39.600 --> 01:18:45.680
Does Cherry not get heat for these
guys? She's just a girlfriend of this
938
01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:51.640
guy's baby faces? Right? Is
this the heart? Baby? They're not
939
01:18:51.760 --> 01:18:58.319
there. I was trying to figure
out myself. Why is she not getting
940
01:18:58.319 --> 01:19:01.760
any heat for them? No,
they don't, but they definitely are heels
941
01:19:01.800 --> 01:19:05.199
because the other two guys are healing
the ship out of each other. That's
942
01:19:05.279 --> 01:19:08.520
right. Matt Holty's the only face
in this. We never put this together
943
01:19:08.520 --> 01:19:15.039
as an asshole very year. Yeah
dude, yeah, so yeah, Matt
944
01:19:15.119 --> 01:19:17.760
shoves him and MVP falls down and
that's why he can't get up in time
945
01:19:17.800 --> 01:19:25.399
to break up the pit. Mmmmmmm
like a turtle or something. Why can't
946
01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:30.119
that exist? Goddamn Cherry get any
heat for the heel team. Why can't
947
01:19:30.159 --> 01:19:33.479
these guys get on the other side
of the tracks? You gotta go back?
948
01:19:34.079 --> 01:19:39.560
Yeah, happy Gilmore where he takes
his fucking skate off and that guy
949
01:19:39.600 --> 01:19:43.000
with it. Why does't Cherry do
that with like the skate? She probably
950
01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:49.319
does, She probably doesn't, and
then she gets fired. Yeah, get
951
01:19:49.319 --> 01:19:54.439
out of here. So they go
backstage. Teddy Long is with his groomsman
952
01:19:54.520 --> 01:19:57.960
getting ready for his wedding. Oh
hell yeah, he's he's got his grandson
953
01:19:58.039 --> 01:20:00.359
there. And then Ron Simmons is
holding and he's justing his tie and and
954
01:20:00.439 --> 01:20:08.800
walks the reverend and the motherfucking reverend
is Bruce Bruce. Talking about Bruce Bruce
955
01:20:08.880 --> 01:20:12.239
is a fucking beast. He was
on every comedy show. I feel like
956
01:20:12.239 --> 01:20:15.640
he was definitely doing stand up ship. Butcher is here too, butch Read's
957
01:20:15.680 --> 01:20:17.199
here, and he says, I'm
very proud of you know, we go
958
01:20:17.199 --> 01:20:20.279
a long way, go back a
long way. You know the world championship
959
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:30.079
days which ones, there's many many
world championships chip wrestling. I guess yeah.
960
01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:31.960
Butcher looks at him and he says, listen, man, one thing,
961
01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:34.840
you gotta tell me. How did
you get a girl as fine as
962
01:20:34.920 --> 01:20:39.760
Crystal? You her? Yeah,
dude, dead ones? You know how
963
01:20:39.800 --> 01:20:42.880
I wrote Dog? And Butcher Reid's
like, yeah, you know, you
964
01:20:42.880 --> 01:20:45.640
gotta tell me, Uh you know
how how's that? How's behind him?
965
01:20:45.640 --> 01:20:53.239
Closed? Are you we fucking her? Dude? What do you think?
966
01:20:53.840 --> 01:20:56.800
She? What do you think?
Teddy? I give her a thousand dollars
967
01:20:56.840 --> 01:21:03.279
to show you as that's why he's
my grandson here with the fun. I'm
968
01:21:03.319 --> 01:21:10.199
sorry, just like, what do
you think? Hey, come on,
969
01:21:10.239 --> 01:21:15.079
guys, come on, come on, what about two thousand dollars? Dude?
970
01:21:15.600 --> 01:21:17.000
He does evening Bruce. Bruce says, you know, back in my
971
01:21:17.079 --> 01:21:21.520
bachelor days and my pimpin days,
I used to talk like that. But
972
01:21:21.640 --> 01:21:30.600
Teddy, really hell's out? Well
what oh my grandson's here to help.
973
01:21:30.840 --> 01:21:33.800
Oh yes, sorry, yeah,
so, Teddy says, listen, I've
974
01:21:33.840 --> 01:21:38.800
yet to consummate the marriage, but
you better believe that tonight I want to
975
01:21:38.800 --> 01:21:43.760
make Crystal Halla Halla. You know
what I'm saying. The boy tapping off.
976
01:21:44.760 --> 01:21:47.880
So that was time for the auto
zone smack of the two weeks ago.
977
01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:54.119
Get in now the stereo is beaten, Shama and I quit match.
978
01:21:54.359 --> 01:21:58.039
Dude. Raystara has been on this
show. It's so long he's been on
979
01:21:58.079 --> 01:22:00.520
the show. He just hasn't talked. Leave him alone. That's weird.
980
01:22:00.560 --> 01:22:10.159
He's probably talked on the show,
gentlemen. Oh my, come on,
981
01:22:11.239 --> 01:22:14.680
I guess it's because the stage set
up. He doesn't jump out the sky
982
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:17.920
or under from the ground or anything
under the round. He juste dude.
983
01:22:17.960 --> 01:22:20.439
He doesn't even come out like at
the right time of the song. He
984
01:22:20.560 --> 01:22:26.760
just walks out and hey, fuck
all right. Cool Ray taps up a
985
01:22:26.800 --> 01:22:28.880
guy in the front row with a
sports jersey on. I don't know,
986
01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:31.760
uh if he knew him, but
he had a million w B title Rebelic
987
01:22:33.199 --> 01:22:43.680
Belichick or not. Maybe not.
Cole welcomes him back to SmackDown. He
988
01:22:43.720 --> 01:22:47.640
was on a couple of weeks ago. Dude, Cole even runs down.
989
01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:50.359
He says, you come back,
you win your match at SummerSlam. Then
990
01:22:50.399 --> 01:22:54.079
a couple of weeks ago you take
out your rival Chavo, it sounds,
991
01:22:54.159 --> 01:22:57.600
and then Sunday you were in the
ring with Great Colliam Batista. It sounds
992
01:22:57.640 --> 01:23:00.600
like he's been our back for a
fucking minute talk part of the main event
993
01:23:00.680 --> 01:23:05.439
scene. He's never talked. Yeah, he should stop talking. I think
994
01:23:05.479 --> 01:23:10.640
you play anyone that's a bad promo
on SmackDown. What do you mean?
995
01:23:11.319 --> 01:23:13.479
Yeah? I think it was like
on purpose, like they said, Okay,
996
01:23:13.840 --> 01:23:15.560
you guys can do this on SmackDown
and maybe you'll get better every time
997
01:23:16.039 --> 01:23:19.239
test be on the show. It's
silly. Could edit is what they wanted
998
01:23:19.279 --> 01:23:21.479
to do. So if they fuck
up their promo, they could just redo
999
01:23:21.479 --> 01:23:25.239
it. That's what I'm saying,
Like you'll get better over time maybe and
1000
01:23:25.279 --> 01:23:28.119
then you know you not, or
you just will just edit it and you
1001
01:23:28.159 --> 01:23:33.079
just keep taking it wrong and you
can lose. Ah. Why could Test
1002
01:23:33.159 --> 01:23:39.720
not be afforded this privilege? Had
lines? Okay, Ship Ray says that
1003
01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:43.000
female feels good to come back and
be back in the ring with my you
1004
01:23:43.039 --> 01:23:45.680
know, be back with my SmackDown
fans. That crazy line, by the
1005
01:23:45.680 --> 01:23:54.239
ways, it feels good to be
back in the ring with my SmackDown fans.
1006
01:23:55.119 --> 01:23:59.840
He was probably your last week to
So since I came back, it's
1007
01:23:59.840 --> 01:24:00.960
been eight I had my first title
shot, I came this close, but
1008
01:24:01.039 --> 01:24:03.560
uh, you know, what can
I do? I congratulations to Batista.
1009
01:24:03.840 --> 01:24:06.439
I'm honored to say that Dave's my
friend. And then just all of a
1010
01:24:06.439 --> 01:24:11.680
sudden, said what then do we
fucking so? You call him? He
1011
01:24:11.760 --> 01:24:18.000
calls him date with you. Cole
says Chavo Guerrera and a I quit match,
1012
01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:20.600
tried to end your career. Then
two weeks ago you made Chavo say
1013
01:24:20.640 --> 01:24:24.319
I quit And do you feel like
you gained some revenge and races. No,
1014
01:24:24.560 --> 01:24:28.479
I don't think it's revenge. I
would call it redemption. And JBL
1015
01:24:28.680 --> 01:24:31.960
at the commentary table now has a
live mic and he's just yelling redemption.
1016
01:24:32.359 --> 01:24:35.199
I've never seen a bigger love fest
in my life. And Cole says,
1017
01:24:35.239 --> 01:24:41.039
John, John, I'm gonna if
you please, John, This reminds me
1018
01:24:41.159 --> 01:24:53.720
of kids cases. Hold on,
John. J B says, you will
1019
01:24:53.720 --> 01:24:58.439
cover war, you will cover three
presidential elections. You're throwing him soft balls
1020
01:24:58.479 --> 01:25:01.960
in his love fest like Larry Kang
through that anorextion tramp, Paris Hilton and
1021
01:25:02.079 --> 01:25:06.600
race Man with the references due.
The references are crazy, and Ra says,
1022
01:25:06.600 --> 01:25:10.000
hey, come on, man,
I'm lost what he legit says,
1023
01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:14.159
I'm lost? What's going on here? JBL just rants this whole time.
1024
01:25:14.199 --> 01:25:16.239
He said, On the other hand, will not ask you softball questions like
1025
01:25:16.239 --> 01:25:20.640
Michael Cole will do. This is
Michael Cole's interview. Ray doesn't talk about
1026
01:25:20.840 --> 01:25:25.960
John please shot or Ray says,
listen, what do you have to ask?
1027
01:25:26.199 --> 01:25:29.039
You know that I can't answer.
And JBL says, you come out
1028
01:25:29.079 --> 01:25:31.560
here and you you smack down fans. You're six one nine, I love
1029
01:25:31.640 --> 01:25:36.920
Batista. Look at you with your
little Mexican tattoos. What the fuck?
1030
01:25:38.560 --> 01:25:42.520
JBL? This is all he does
on SmackDown. It just it just goes
1031
01:25:42.560 --> 01:25:45.039
after. He just goes after Mexican
people. It's all he does on SmackDown
1032
01:25:45.039 --> 01:25:49.079
for four years, with your little
Mexican tattoos, with your little Lucha libre
1033
01:25:49.239 --> 01:25:55.560
mask, paying homage to your harm
bras in the six one nine. Fuck,
1034
01:25:58.239 --> 01:26:00.399
I thought we already. I thought
we did is already like the that's
1035
01:26:00.399 --> 01:26:04.119
what he said. Is there something
I missed here? J says, yeah,
1036
01:26:04.159 --> 01:26:10.479
you're a disgrace in his country.
Fuck show. Ray looks at him
1037
01:26:10.479 --> 01:26:14.479
and says, all right, I
don't think so, Bradshaw. I think
1038
01:26:14.680 --> 01:26:16.600
you forgot I put you out,
I retired your ass. I was,
1039
01:26:16.640 --> 01:26:18.880
oh, ship, I guess that
did happen? Uh uh he So all
1040
01:26:18.920 --> 01:26:23.359
of a sudden you forgot that.
You don't remember the world title against retirement
1041
01:26:23.439 --> 01:26:29.199
mag Yeah, yeah, little Ray
Ray took you down and you retired.
1042
01:26:29.560 --> 01:26:31.159
You want to go round number two? You want to fight, I'll fight
1043
01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:36.039
both start fucking They start fucking ging
up. JB starts taking this awesome yeah,
1044
01:26:36.439 --> 01:26:39.840
like you were about to throw down
the middle. JBL takes his jacket
1045
01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:44.039
off and jamis Iben Wayna a year
and a half for this. Oh,
1046
01:26:44.479 --> 01:26:49.079
I was like, yeah, JBL
legendary bleeder is when it comes to these
1047
01:26:49.079 --> 01:26:55.079
blowoffs, bro, like, dude, every time Eddie Sina. Yeah,
1048
01:26:55.119 --> 01:26:57.920
like he was holding it down for
SmackDown when it came to those blowofs.
1049
01:26:57.960 --> 01:27:00.680
I'll tell you that much would And
that's you know, that's real ship here.
1050
01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:01.960
I mean, that's that's what you
gotta do. It was what you
1051
01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:05.119
gotta do, motherfucking g Once he
stopped bleeding, man, it was done.
1052
01:27:05.199 --> 01:27:08.640
Yeah. Man, what a god. That sucks. I mean they're
1053
01:27:09.600 --> 01:27:12.079
kind of coming back a little bit. Yeah, it's nice to see some
1054
01:27:12.079 --> 01:27:15.159
blood every once in a while.
I agree that. Yo. So JBL
1055
01:27:15.199 --> 01:27:17.840
starts fucking getting ready and then he
says, unfortunately, right, my contract
1056
01:27:17.880 --> 01:27:23.159
is announcer. I'm not allowed to
beat up the superstars, Okay, he
1057
01:27:23.199 --> 01:27:26.840
said, since you love to fight
so much, I said, oh shit,
1058
01:27:27.520 --> 01:27:29.479
I ran into somebody in the back
of Early Day. And it's funny
1059
01:27:29.479 --> 01:27:32.000
that you say that. Funny that
he didn't say anything. You said it
1060
01:27:32.079 --> 01:27:38.600
was funny. I would say that
because that guy loves to fight. My
1061
01:27:38.720 --> 01:27:43.000
name is Ridley, and I love
to fight, and dude fucking Finley comes
1062
01:27:43.000 --> 01:27:50.079
out here. Not Nay, no, he's not. He's good. I
1063
01:27:50.199 --> 01:27:56.720
could. I can't look at this
dude thinking of him holding his hard you
1064
01:27:56.920 --> 01:28:15.520
gass big pegger us fucking the crumpy
squirrel at tag Findley that I always love
1065
01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:28.880
that. Yeah. I mean,
like I'm saying, I know a guy
1066
01:28:28.880 --> 01:28:30.199
who likes to fight, and I
talked him earlier and he said he loves
1067
01:28:30.199 --> 01:28:43.199
to fight. My name is Brimmy, and I yeah, that man like
1068
01:28:44.039 --> 01:28:53.000
he does like to fight right now? God as friendly he did that.
1069
01:28:53.279 --> 01:28:59.920
God damn that's the same. Yeah. Yeah, gets in the rings like
1070
01:29:00.119 --> 01:29:02.680
his lips and JBL gives him the
mic. Finley goes to talk. I
1071
01:29:02.720 --> 01:29:05.640
was like, oh shit, I
don't really remember Finley promos. Well,
1072
01:29:05.640 --> 01:29:10.000
that was probably a good reason because
he just fucking thumps right there with the
1073
01:29:10.159 --> 01:29:14.279
mic. Muggle Bull is super offended. Bugle Bull says, oh what do
1074
01:29:14.319 --> 01:29:17.479
you do that far? He says, this isn't a bar fight. I'm
1075
01:29:17.520 --> 01:29:24.199
like, what, you don't know
what? The sticking up his ass that's
1076
01:29:24.199 --> 01:29:33.920
a real bar fight. Show me
your cock, sailor. I mean,
1077
01:29:33.960 --> 01:29:43.399
he was holding the balls so crazy, like real bar fight. The Teddy
1078
01:29:43.439 --> 01:29:51.520
Long and Crystal are getting married and
they're having fantastic to blot sex. Come
1079
01:29:51.640 --> 01:29:57.199
on, so we also got the
Raw rebound where they spend the next twenty
1080
01:29:57.319 --> 01:30:00.720
fucking minutes talking about Raw. Yeah, this is nuts, this is crazy.
1081
01:30:00.720 --> 01:30:05.600
I don't want to talk about this
because okay, but it's the one
1082
01:30:05.640 --> 01:30:10.560
where John Cena's dad gets fucked up
by Randy Orton, who's a complete menace.
1083
01:30:10.680 --> 01:30:12.680
Yeah, so no, we we
shouldn't talk about it because this is
1084
01:30:12.680 --> 01:30:15.319
funny as fucking I would like to
talk about this on an actual episode.
1085
01:30:15.479 --> 01:30:25.399
So we go backstage ying Yank here, Yeah, also here Jimmy Wayang Yang
1086
01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:27.920
and he walks up and says,
hey, I heard the Yang twins were
1087
01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:32.680
here. Who are you? Guys? Fucking They say, we're the Yanyang
1088
01:30:32.680 --> 01:30:35.880
twins? Who are you? And
Jimmy Wangan says, oh oh, Jimmy
1089
01:30:35.880 --> 01:30:41.239
Wyangang, I'm your boy, and
he starts air humping. He just leaves.
1090
01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:48.960
Jimmy Wang Yang is actually fucking pretty
based. Yeah, man, I
1091
01:30:48.960 --> 01:30:51.600
got a lot of love for Jimmy. He was also a big part of
1092
01:30:51.600 --> 01:30:57.279
my fire pro game. That's what
a legendary roun that was. Yeah,
1093
01:30:58.159 --> 01:31:02.119
that will ever be forgotten. Carlito
walks in. It looks like he's dressed
1094
01:31:02.119 --> 01:31:04.439
for a funeral. He doesn't really
say anything. But I imagine in his
1095
01:31:04.479 --> 01:31:11.600
mind he's thinking that this guy was
a big part of your SVR, the
1096
01:31:12.159 --> 01:31:15.760
dude King of the Ring or the
fucking CM punk match which will stand,
1097
01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:20.920
will will outlive me somehow. It
was, Yeah, it was. It
1098
01:31:20.960 --> 01:31:24.600
was fucking King is the Ringist.
It was Smag versus All two thousand and
1099
01:31:24.640 --> 01:31:29.000
eight. It was a bagstage,
fucking parking lot brawl. And I was
1100
01:31:29.000 --> 01:31:30.640
committed. I was committed. You
were. I was. I was.
1101
01:31:30.840 --> 01:31:33.479
I was proud of you that you. I don't know why I was.
1102
01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:36.479
I don't know why I was.
And I guess I mean, like I
1103
01:31:36.600 --> 01:31:39.800
did. I did it because in
my mind it was funny as fuck,
1104
01:31:40.239 --> 01:31:44.359
but I didn't think it would be
like anything anyone ever watched or remembered because
1105
01:31:44.399 --> 01:31:46.880
it was so long. Yeah.
Yeah, Whenever I do like that and
1106
01:31:46.880 --> 01:31:48.960
it starts going along, like wow, no one's watching this ship, I
1107
01:31:48.960 --> 01:32:00.239
could just start saying whatever I want. I had like an ultimate Smission match
1108
01:32:00.279 --> 01:32:02.159
I think one time or something like
that that went like thirty or forty five
1109
01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:05.399
minutes. Dude, I have one
of those two. Yeah, they're painting
1110
01:32:05.479 --> 01:32:10.039
my fucking asshole, dude. I
Uh. There was a fucking ladder match
1111
01:32:10.079 --> 01:32:13.640
that I did for the Monies in
the bank thing that went like two hours,
1112
01:32:13.800 --> 01:32:16.239
and I was holy was committed.
That's pretty fucking crazy. Yeah,
1113
01:32:16.279 --> 01:32:19.720
I mean I have I've definitely lost
my mind at some fucking yeah, I'm
1114
01:32:19.720 --> 01:32:26.239
sure you probably right, yeah,
Carlos here, he doesn't really say much
1115
01:32:26.239 --> 01:32:35.119
because off screen Roomba, who can
it be the Undertaker's back Carrios he returned
1116
01:32:35.119 --> 01:32:41.319
to week caurly it is, oh
wait, that's fucking shopped, Bubo.
1117
01:32:43.000 --> 01:32:46.920
Sorry, Chuck Blomba pulls up on
the motorcycle, which is funny as fucking
1118
01:32:47.039 --> 01:32:50.439
Yeah. You said earlier that Undertaker
is gonna xnate this ship real soon.
1119
01:32:50.520 --> 01:32:56.039
I bet yeah, cool bike later
because I think Michelle McCool is also with
1120
01:32:56.119 --> 01:33:02.159
Chuck Blombo and he xnates that as
well. It's all right, Chuck Plumbo
1121
01:33:02.199 --> 01:33:08.720
pulls up and the crowd noise on
this makes it seem like the crowd thought
1122
01:33:08.760 --> 01:33:15.279
this was the Undertaker showing up.
Dude. Bill Belichick and Maria is asking
1123
01:33:15.359 --> 01:33:18.600
Chuck Plumbo questions like are you excited
for tonight? And Palumbo cannot I didn't
1124
01:33:18.600 --> 01:33:23.479
know this was Plumbo lore where he
can't actually talk. He speaks through his
1125
01:33:23.520 --> 01:33:28.760
motorcycle revving up. He does this
repeatedly and then he drives away in the
1126
01:33:28.760 --> 01:33:39.159
wist coade or something. Are you
gonna get fired? And then he fucking
1127
01:33:39.279 --> 01:33:42.239
drives off and the Yingang Twins say, turn it up, turn it up,
1128
01:33:42.279 --> 01:34:00.880
straight down was a type huh.
Yes, she looks the understaking trouble.
1129
01:34:08.199 --> 01:34:11.800
So now it's time for the Divas
Search pre tape. Yeah, I
1130
01:34:11.800 --> 01:34:14.800
mean this is a hype video for
the Diva Search twenty seven Diva Search where
1131
01:34:14.800 --> 01:34:20.640
they play beach volleyball and there's some
familiar faces. Tarrell's in this, Eve
1132
01:34:20.720 --> 01:34:28.840
Torres I think is in this all
the familiar faces like Ja Kim was in
1133
01:34:28.880 --> 01:34:38.079
there, Naomi Yek Yeah. Yeah. They play beach volleyball and then next
1134
01:34:38.079 --> 01:34:43.880
week they do fucking limbo, do
some rolls. How about you doing international?
1135
01:34:43.960 --> 01:34:45.359
Let me see what you got.
How about you hit the robes.
1136
01:34:45.680 --> 01:34:48.079
Let me see hit the robes.
Chriss cross, you run into each other.
1137
01:34:48.119 --> 01:34:54.760
You're all fired. Yes, the
beach volleyball man, they got the
1138
01:34:54.760 --> 01:34:59.840
blonds versus the brunettes, of course, and the blondes went up because I
1139
01:35:00.159 --> 01:35:05.119
just because yeah, all right,
yeah there, but you're right. The
1140
01:35:05.159 --> 01:35:10.520
blocks go up because fuck you brunettes. So we go backstage. Crystal is
1141
01:35:10.560 --> 01:35:15.920
back here with all her grooms women. Is that alright? I don't think
1142
01:35:16.520 --> 01:35:21.079
women. I don't talk to women. I believe she watched two thousand and
1143
01:35:21.079 --> 01:35:27.520
five Ring of Honor. I don't, I don't. She's backstage to the
1144
01:35:27.520 --> 01:35:31.039
two thousand five Ring of Honor.
How about you, guys to stop playing
1145
01:35:31.039 --> 01:35:33.880
beats volleyball and how about you turn
on a Ring of Honor? How about
1146
01:35:33.920 --> 01:35:39.079
that put a DVD in for what
you're like? Begins? Maybe not?
1147
01:35:40.159 --> 01:35:43.600
So Crystal is back here with all
her grooms women, and she's getting ready
1148
01:35:43.600 --> 01:35:46.760
for a wedding. Yeah, Michelle
mccol's back here. Vicky Guerrero is looking
1149
01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:58.680
for the undertaker or yeah, so
Jagged Edge is also here. Who is
1150
01:35:58.720 --> 01:36:01.239
this It's supposed to be Edge.
Yeah, this is Jagged Edge with their
1151
01:36:01.319 --> 01:36:09.680
hit song making Love to You a
woman, fuck your bitch song that was
1152
01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:15.640
Tony They play it song crazy later, that song that for some reason,
1153
01:36:15.680 --> 01:36:17.000
not that song at all. It's
a hit off their new album coming up
1154
01:36:17.000 --> 01:36:21.319
here. So we go to Mark
Henry versus Batista dude, Yeah, non
1155
01:36:21.399 --> 01:36:26.800
title because fuck that ships fell?
Yeah for real Batista's out here. He's
1156
01:36:26.840 --> 01:36:30.399
going nuts with the pyro. He's
yeah. By the way, No Mercy
1157
01:36:30.479 --> 01:36:32.199
brought to you by AT and T
text w w E A nine nine to
1158
01:36:32.199 --> 01:36:35.479
three from your AT and T mobile
phone. One guy in the crowd that
1159
01:36:35.520 --> 01:36:43.079
could get service to do for free, you can download a fucking one hundred
1160
01:36:43.199 --> 01:36:50.479
kilobite picture of Crystal Marshall. Very
so. I hated that I gonna want
1161
01:36:51.920 --> 01:36:59.840
you said me that I have to
pay like fifty cents just to see it.
1162
01:37:00.359 --> 01:37:14.760
Yeah, loading top down? Oh
cool, excuse me? You look
1163
01:37:14.840 --> 01:37:19.279
closer, you go. All the
balls are up into that ship. So
1164
01:37:19.359 --> 01:37:21.960
Batista's here. He looks great at
the title. I get him that much.
1165
01:37:23.279 --> 01:37:25.199
Yeah, I mean, good for
him. He doesn't need to defend
1166
01:37:25.199 --> 01:37:29.479
this thing though, because Mark Henry
is an idiot. That's coming later.
1167
01:37:29.880 --> 01:37:33.359
So Batista is taking Henry off his
feet. So uh, Henry locks in
1168
01:37:33.439 --> 01:37:39.000
that old nerve hole and we get
yeah, he got a little some squishes
1169
01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:43.640
in the corner. Got sis for
you. Batista works out, hits the
1170
01:37:43.680 --> 01:37:46.560
shoulder tackle off the second Teeza hits
a spinebuster. That's the movie. Beat
1171
01:37:46.560 --> 01:37:50.800
the Great Collie with HOLLI. Fuck, it's speaking of the Great Collie is
1172
01:37:50.840 --> 01:38:00.600
here. I'm making love to your
woman. Jagging has performed great College he
1173
01:38:01.000 --> 01:38:05.159
should have had that. Batista meets
Collie on the ramp and Batista starts kicking
1174
01:38:05.159 --> 01:38:10.399
his fucking ass. Yeah and then
he then he turns around and he just
1175
01:38:10.720 --> 01:38:15.319
fucking auto targets. Mark Henry runs
out after spears the ship out of him
1176
01:38:15.359 --> 01:38:18.399
video game style. Yeah. Great
Colleague then attacks Batista and he throws him
1177
01:38:18.399 --> 01:38:24.199
into the steps. Collie job,
motherfucker Magic is thrown out of course,
1178
01:38:24.319 --> 01:38:27.479
because why he would anyone care about
the main event? Damn it? Man,
1179
01:38:27.560 --> 01:38:30.720
I mean, fuck well, thank
god it wasn't for the World Championship.
1180
01:38:30.800 --> 01:38:31.960
That's a great the good lineage of
the world. Yeah, oh my
1181
01:38:31.960 --> 01:38:35.760
god, that would be bad.
They never did you finishes for title matches,
1182
01:38:35.800 --> 01:38:38.840
dude, hell no, man,
and Mark Henry won't have a claim
1183
01:38:38.880 --> 01:38:43.800
for another title show already, think
of the future or whatever. The Great
1184
01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:45.840
Colleague steps in the ring and hits
that chon no boot. Oh yeah,
1185
01:38:45.960 --> 01:38:51.359
Manu shono boot, which is funny
as fuck, and then Collee does a
1186
01:38:51.520 --> 01:38:58.000
choke slampost wake up time, which
leads to the College vice cram grapes.
1187
01:38:58.880 --> 01:39:01.880
Yeah, dude, he squeezes the
ship out of his head and then looking
1188
01:39:01.920 --> 01:39:04.600
at him. Man, the ref
doesn't care at all for some reason,
1189
01:39:04.600 --> 01:39:15.720
oddly enough do something both pants down, I don't know. And then Mark
1190
01:39:15.760 --> 01:39:19.079
Henry invents the sweetest tag move with
Colleige. They should have ran with us
1191
01:39:19.079 --> 01:39:21.760
for a fucking tag run. He
has him in the Colleige vice script and
1192
01:39:21.800 --> 01:39:28.800
then Mark Henry Larryot's but he's out
of it. That's that. Yeah,
1193
01:39:29.199 --> 01:39:31.520
this is a this is a crazy
Maine events scene. Yeah, dude,
1194
01:39:31.560 --> 01:39:38.640
I mean fucking ratings were fucking not
moving, looking not great, a steady
1195
01:39:38.920 --> 01:39:44.239
downward trajectory. Collie then hits the
ten thirty one and we call it a
1196
01:39:44.319 --> 01:39:47.680
day. I mean mad respect for
that call. By the way, there,
1197
01:39:47.680 --> 01:39:51.640
I appreciate that very much. It's
always for you, that's always for
1198
01:39:51.880 --> 01:39:55.199
It is the goddamn ten thirty one. They call it the Collie bomb,
1199
01:39:55.239 --> 01:39:58.479
which is wrong. Uh you don't, Collie, don't even call it that?
1200
01:39:59.520 --> 01:40:12.600
Tell you all. I've gone over
on my phone temporary one. Yeah,
1201
01:40:12.600 --> 01:40:17.640
hell yeah, yeah. Colleague stands
over Batista and raise his arms up
1202
01:40:17.640 --> 01:40:24.640
and goes and I guess he didn't
know that like to stay there, because
1203
01:40:24.680 --> 01:40:28.239
he moves and I'm pretty sure the
refs are fucking yelling at him, gonna
1204
01:40:28.239 --> 01:40:30.880
go back and he so he walks
away, and then he walks back to
1205
01:40:30.920 --> 01:40:39.640
Patisa, stands over him and goes, this is so Undertaker returns next week.
1206
01:40:40.039 --> 01:40:44.359
Holy shit, he's just like Jesus. And here's Crystal Marshall and Teddy
1207
01:40:44.439 --> 01:40:49.600
Rufus long weddings down O my yeah, so here we go. Yeah,
1208
01:40:49.640 --> 01:40:53.199
the wedding music starts to play.
All the wedding ship is set up in
1209
01:40:53.199 --> 01:40:59.239
the ring, and please welcome Reverend
Bruce Bruce. Bruce Bruce comes out.
1210
01:40:59.680 --> 01:41:02.920
Vince and Jonathan Coachman are out next, along with various members of the roster.
1211
01:41:03.520 --> 01:41:08.960
And what a I mean, just
looking at this all stars dud he
1212
01:41:09.079 --> 01:41:15.239
does definitely I can't imagine that he
was thinking in this shitty way. He
1213
01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:17.920
meant it. These are actual stars
to him. But looking at this lineup
1214
01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:21.720
here, I mean, how are
you not watching? Ta? I mean,
1215
01:41:21.760 --> 01:41:24.800
what is wrong with you? Yeah? I don't know, it's you
1216
01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:28.600
gotta be like legit five years old
and which I mean a lot of people
1217
01:41:28.640 --> 01:41:30.880
grew up in this era, so
yeah, you know, and we give
1218
01:41:31.000 --> 01:41:36.319
passes like that's like definitely like if
you were like fucking five, like yeah,
1219
01:41:36.680 --> 01:41:42.079
you know what I mean, like
you just yeah, yeah, it's
1220
01:41:42.079 --> 01:41:44.840
hard to get me a pass on
liking Smack Nuvers roll eight. I mean
1221
01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:49.000
that's still still shitty. Yeah,
I can't get you. I'll keep passing
1222
01:41:49.079 --> 01:41:51.079
this though. This is fine,
you know what I mean. You didn't
1223
01:41:51.079 --> 01:41:54.840
know any better, but you know
you shot your gamers skills. I mean
1224
01:41:55.119 --> 01:41:58.359
could have you could have helped usher
in a new era of wrestling by school.
1225
01:41:58.399 --> 01:42:02.439
You watch this is dead Yeah,
with the likes of the following people.
1226
01:42:02.840 --> 01:42:08.000
Elijah Burke was here, who was
not doing too well. I'm Ball's
1227
01:42:08.079 --> 01:42:12.079
mahoney, who is in his just
usual gear with a tie on. You
1228
01:42:12.159 --> 01:42:15.880
see him punk with no tie but
with hair fucking extreme expos with the miss
1229
01:42:16.000 --> 01:42:23.319
we love the Miss. Cody Rhodes
is here. I believe that Kenny Dyksher
1230
01:42:23.359 --> 01:42:26.720
looking just fucking insane. I don't
know what he was doing there. The
1231
01:42:26.880 --> 01:42:34.399
Highlanders still employed not too much longer
though, that's fucking up here Shude d
1232
01:42:34.640 --> 01:42:42.239
g C. Yeah, Tommy Dreamer
with a big ass fucking hat looking like
1233
01:42:42.279 --> 01:42:46.479
just a pervert. That's right.
Trevor Murdock with baseball cap, Sergeant slaughter
1234
01:42:46.560 --> 01:42:53.319
and I r s in wrestling gear. Yeah, Jim Duggan with two by
1235
01:42:53.399 --> 01:42:56.840
four that has a bow tie on
it, which pot me huge. Everyone's
1236
01:42:56.840 --> 01:43:00.560
wearing black, by the way,
which I is this not funeral tile attire?
1237
01:43:00.640 --> 01:43:02.119
Like? Is this not? This
all looks like funeral attire For the
1238
01:43:02.159 --> 01:43:05.279
most part, I think, I
think, what is it? Like?
1239
01:43:05.439 --> 01:43:11.119
Uh, you wear black white because
it's whatever. You're not supposed to wear
1240
01:43:11.319 --> 01:43:15.840
whatever the groovesman in the groom is
wearing. Right, was Teddy not wearing?
1241
01:43:15.159 --> 01:43:17.880
You just can't wear with the rides
went. I don't think it really
1242
01:43:17.880 --> 01:43:20.199
mad, Like if you wear a
black suit, it's probably fine. But
1243
01:43:20.279 --> 01:43:24.800
I'm just trying to uphold the integrity
of the Theodore roof is long crystal,
1244
01:43:25.239 --> 01:43:29.279
upholding the integrity of it. We're
kickings out of here now. Venus is
1245
01:43:29.279 --> 01:43:30.960
definitely here. I was gonna you
know, that was the big valbum.
1246
01:43:31.079 --> 01:43:34.359
Is he? No? Is he? He's an asshole bitch? That is,
1247
01:43:35.640 --> 01:43:40.239
get him out of here? What
about fests? Can he stays good?
1248
01:43:41.119 --> 01:43:45.920
Jesse? Not that Jesse? Yeah, no, no, no,
1249
01:43:45.159 --> 01:43:53.640
this is horn Swoggle is also here. He comes up from under the ring
1250
01:43:53.680 --> 01:43:56.920
with a little chair. Wait.
Champion of the World. He didn't have
1251
01:43:56.960 --> 01:43:59.600
his title though, so I guess, an asshole, what's wrong with this,
1252
01:43:59.720 --> 01:44:01.640
dude, I don't know it was
your title? Well, I was
1253
01:44:01.640 --> 01:44:03.279
gonna I said. He had a
little chair. That was a lie.
1254
01:44:03.319 --> 01:44:06.720
It was a normal sized chair with
books for him to sit on. Because
1255
01:44:08.520 --> 01:44:11.960
Vince is unhappy about this because he
hates all of his family members, which
1256
01:44:12.079 --> 01:44:15.800
is you know, just throughout his
life through true to this day. Come
1257
01:44:15.800 --> 01:44:21.079
back from commercial break and Theodore Rufus
Long shruts down the aisle. Big Pop
1258
01:44:21.479 --> 01:44:26.000
JBL says, Theodore Rufus Long has
lived in Atlanta for the past one hundred
1259
01:44:26.079 --> 01:44:31.800
years. He's walk I mean,
I fucking Teddy Long takes indie bookings,
1260
01:44:31.840 --> 01:44:33.800
by the way, just something to
think that, right, I don't know
1261
01:44:33.800 --> 01:44:35.920
what he would do for our show. He would make a tag team at
1262
01:44:36.000 --> 01:44:39.880
you kidding me, dude, I
mean he that would be awesome. I'm
1263
01:44:39.920 --> 01:44:42.880
sure. I'm sure that's what he
does at every indy. He did that
1264
01:44:42.920 --> 01:44:45.359
at ai W. I know that
for a fac Why would you not?
1265
01:44:45.600 --> 01:44:48.159
Yeah, fuck, I'm to take
Long. I gotta make a tag match.
1266
01:44:49.079 --> 01:44:56.920
So yeah, Theodore Long's fucking grandson
or son walks down with Michelle McCool
1267
01:44:57.199 --> 01:45:00.079
and JBL says, oh, that's
my that's my future rife there she's you
1268
01:45:00.159 --> 01:45:02.720
get ready to walk down that aisle. An undertaker couldn't get back any sooner
1269
01:45:03.039 --> 01:45:09.760
to punish him for this. Domino
j BL blames Jruck Blombo for this for
1270
01:45:09.800 --> 01:45:15.039
some reason. Oh, I should
have brought this up what we were talking
1271
01:45:15.039 --> 01:45:19.960
about Domino earlier. Deuce is sim
Snooker. He is a snooker son.
1272
01:45:20.199 --> 01:45:28.920
How is that possible? James?
What was the gimmick? Jimmy Snooker Tunora,
1273
01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:42.760
This is Jimmy Schnooker. Yes,
sorry, I should have brought that
1274
01:45:42.840 --> 01:45:45.920
up sooner. Yeah, dude,
what the fuck is that right? Jimmy
1275
01:45:45.960 --> 01:45:57.399
Schnooker. Jimmy. He also is
the it is. He's also the man
1276
01:45:58.000 --> 01:46:02.000
in Taker versus Sean wherein Taker does
the dive and hits the cameraman and does
1277
01:46:02.960 --> 01:46:10.000
that? Is Deuce who is also
Jimmy snook Ajor Wow, yes, yes,
1278
01:46:10.439 --> 01:46:15.439
and no one asked him where the
bodies were. Not on the bodies
1279
01:46:15.439 --> 01:46:17.560
were, but maybe the bodies James
are on the other side of the tracks.
1280
01:46:17.720 --> 01:46:25.840
Oh fucking ship on the train man? Yeah? Wow, Jimmy fucking
1281
01:46:25.880 --> 01:46:30.439
snook Ajunior he had a run on
smackdowns Domino. This was super inspired.
1282
01:46:30.479 --> 01:46:33.840
I bet you a writer got paid
a lot of money to come up with
1283
01:46:33.840 --> 01:46:36.880
this idea. It was Freddy Freddy. It was probably Freddy Prinz Junior.
1284
01:46:38.039 --> 01:46:41.199
He probably didn't what a gimmick it
was. I mean, find something for
1285
01:46:41.600 --> 01:46:49.600
Jimmy on the high spots guy and
the Sonic. You got to get them
1286
01:46:49.600 --> 01:47:00.680
over and he said, yes,
I can't, Sarah, and they're up,
1287
01:47:00.319 --> 01:47:03.239
so yeah, Butcher Reid walks down
with Tory Wilson, Ron Simmons walks
1288
01:47:03.279 --> 01:47:06.680
down with Vicky Guerrero. Ron Simmons
is the best man for this. JBL
1289
01:47:06.680 --> 01:47:10.479
says, Ron was the best man
at my last wedding. Why not want
1290
01:47:10.520 --> 01:47:14.159
want want so many of them?
Of course, Yeah, he's gonna have
1291
01:47:14.199 --> 01:47:20.800
one with Michelle McCool right. Reverend
Bruce Bruce says, all right, says
1292
01:47:20.840 --> 01:47:25.840
everybody, Here comes the bride,
and it cuts to Valvenus with a big
1293
01:47:25.880 --> 01:47:29.640
ass, creepy smile on his face. You weird, weird freak. Get
1294
01:47:29.720 --> 01:47:31.399
out of here, dude, get
out of here. And I guess go
1295
01:47:31.479 --> 01:47:35.520
to TNA, Go to TNA.
I guess I guess you're going to DNA.
1296
01:47:36.640 --> 01:47:40.399
Take Derek Graham couch with you.
You can both. Don't put the
1297
01:47:40.439 --> 01:47:44.159
towel on. Just go to TNA
and beat Christopher Daniels. Just beat him.
1298
01:47:45.680 --> 01:47:55.199
Ye here man, of course.
Yeah. So Crystal walks down the
1299
01:47:55.239 --> 01:47:58.119
aisle. Cole says, Theodore Long
is one of the luckiest men on the
1300
01:47:58.159 --> 01:48:02.600
planet, and JBL says, you
have. As he says this, Crystal
1301
01:48:02.680 --> 01:48:10.760
Marshall trips down the chairs, climbing
up the stairs getting the ring. She
1302
01:48:10.920 --> 01:48:13.159
fucking I don't know if this was
planned or not. It's funny. As
1303
01:48:14.680 --> 01:48:17.640
she trips on her dress, trips
crazy rolls down the stairs. Teddy Long
1304
01:48:17.760 --> 01:48:25.880
rushes out of the ring. Dell
Brown, she's laying like Peter Griffinst in
1305
01:48:25.880 --> 01:48:31.079
front of Vincent Coach just takes a
funny face. He's like, what they
1306
01:48:31.640 --> 01:48:35.399
okay? So, yeah, fucking
they. Teddy Long helps her getting the
1307
01:48:35.479 --> 01:48:39.840
ring. H Cole says, I'm
a bit nervous, and JB says,
1308
01:48:39.880 --> 01:48:42.359
oh, it doesn't remind you of
when you wore a bride, and Cole
1309
01:48:42.359 --> 01:48:48.119
says, I was never a bride. John Damn. Reverend Bruce Bruce says,
1310
01:48:48.119 --> 01:48:50.159
all right, that's okay. You
just you know you fell for your
1311
01:48:50.159 --> 01:48:54.199
love and his brothers and sisters.
We are gathered here today in the eyes
1312
01:48:54.239 --> 01:48:59.039
of God to witness the holy union
of Theodore and Crystal. And before we
1313
01:48:59.079 --> 01:49:02.840
commence our ceremony, we shall share
a gift that Theodore got for his lovely
1314
01:49:02.880 --> 01:49:09.520
bride, his song Let's Get Married
by Jacket Edge and Jagged Edger. Here
1315
01:49:09.640 --> 01:49:13.960
they're here on the stage and they
do a whole ass song. Yeah,
1316
01:49:14.039 --> 01:49:16.399
this is a long segment, man, it's the wall. Thankfully, it's
1317
01:49:16.399 --> 01:49:18.600
more important. I mean, they
couldn't. Maybe that's why they didn't put
1318
01:49:18.600 --> 01:49:21.760
the world title on the line,
because the world title I would have to
1319
01:49:21.800 --> 01:49:26.640
go last and it couldn't go last
year. Yeah, I promise you there's
1320
01:49:26.640 --> 01:49:30.399
never been one conversation in the WWF
unlesson involve Triple H where he said the
1321
01:49:30.399 --> 01:49:36.239
world titles right, Well, Reverend
Bruce. Bruce is getting down in the
1322
01:49:36.279 --> 01:49:43.319
ring here and fucking Hornswoggle is just
beating the ship out of Jordan Good versus
1323
01:49:44.319 --> 01:49:46.960
just beating the ship out Jeff Hardy
as high as hell, fucking dancing in
1324
01:49:46.960 --> 01:49:50.079
his seat. Teddy Long keeps going
on the mic and saying I said I
1325
01:49:50.119 --> 01:49:55.560
love you. I said I love
you. Wabody and it's like in between
1326
01:49:55.600 --> 01:50:05.079
them singing and we are getting no
younger. The Roster's waving her hands back
1327
01:50:05.119 --> 01:50:09.560
and forth. Then Jagged Edge finishes
the song, and then one of them
1328
01:50:09.600 --> 01:50:17.000
at the very end says a Tuesday
Good Edge of Blues Bruce. Bruce says,
1329
01:50:17.000 --> 01:50:21.239
now it's time. Now it's time
to join Theodore and Crystal and Holy
1330
01:50:21.279 --> 01:50:27.039
Matrimony, and then fucking Jillian Hall's
music kids, and I said, how
1331
01:50:27.119 --> 01:50:30.319
is there how is their layers to
this fucking thing? I can't believe there
1332
01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:32.319
there's more to this. Somehow there's
more to this. After this as well,
1333
01:50:32.520 --> 01:50:35.880
Jillian Hall comes out and says,
hold on, I can't allow this.
1334
01:50:35.960 --> 01:50:42.600
I that fucking performance sucked, so
I need to sing and to everyone
1335
01:50:42.720 --> 01:50:45.279
is going no, no, it's
why don't do that? Jillian? Do
1336
01:50:45.279 --> 01:50:47.760
you want to do that? Jillian
starts singing an original, beautiful song.
1337
01:50:47.840 --> 01:50:51.960
Demonlinko sitting there just fucking pissed.
He's about to tap into Iceman mode and
1338
01:50:53.479 --> 01:50:57.920
really go after her. Jillian is
singing. Teddy Long is on the mic
1339
01:50:58.000 --> 01:51:00.640
saying this is my wedding please,
and then two of the girls, I
1340
01:51:00.640 --> 01:51:06.720
think it's Candice and Mickey maybe Dude, start choking her out and carry her
1341
01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:16.520
to the back. She's kicking and
screaming, this is Texas, Jay saw
1342
01:51:16.560 --> 01:51:19.359
stop to this show was crazy,
dude. Yeah, they fucking goozle her
1343
01:51:19.439 --> 01:51:24.800
and get the funk out of there. Everyone's excited about this. Reverend Bruce
1344
01:51:24.840 --> 01:51:30.560
Bruce says, praise Jesus, get
an amen. He said that was the
1345
01:51:30.560 --> 01:51:34.479
worst thing I ever heard. And
then he's interrupted again by Hornswoggle, still
1346
01:51:34.640 --> 01:51:39.479
beating the ship out of trying to
van Coach, but he's fucking slapping in
1347
01:51:39.520 --> 01:51:41.119
the back of the head and punching
him in the side of the head.
1348
01:51:41.199 --> 01:51:50.479
Baltimore, this is my dad,
and I'm gonna get his head. No,
1349
01:51:50.479 --> 01:52:04.279
no, knock it off. What's
paper? Come on, man,
1350
01:52:04.479 --> 01:52:11.880
no no if Balds Mahoney's laughing at
this. Vince eventually yells at Coach and
1351
01:52:11.960 --> 01:52:14.760
Hornswoggle for doing this, and Hornswaggle
slaps Coach in the back of the head
1352
01:52:14.760 --> 01:52:17.359
to a big pop the crowd.
Chance Hornswoggle, I would give him the
1353
01:52:17.399 --> 01:52:21.359
Cruiserweight Champion. I think, oh
wait, the end. That's good.
1354
01:52:21.600 --> 01:52:25.640
Great. So Bruce Bruce gets back
to me says, the Lord blesses this
1355
01:52:25.800 --> 01:52:29.199
love, and now I ask you
to both join hands, and before you
1356
01:52:29.199 --> 01:52:31.079
stay your valves and your love for
each other. I would ask anyone here,
1357
01:52:31.479 --> 01:52:35.840
does anyone not want Theodore and Crystal
to join in holy matter and money?
1358
01:52:35.920 --> 01:52:40.279
Speak now or forever hold your peace, which of course leads to the
1359
01:52:40.439 --> 01:52:44.600
entire crowd shouting they don't want this. It was the loudest they were all
1360
01:52:44.760 --> 01:52:49.039
night, don't I should? They
seem fine, they seem like nice people.
1361
01:52:49.439 --> 01:52:53.680
Well, uh, someone has an
issue with this, James, and
1362
01:52:53.720 --> 01:53:00.680
it's none other than the Godfather.
Godfather's music kids and Michael Cole as clear
1363
01:53:00.680 --> 01:53:03.920
as day, maybe the clearest I've
ever heard him, yells, oh my,
1364
01:53:06.720 --> 01:53:12.920
oh my, said ship. Godfather
comes out with the hose. Jbl
1365
01:53:12.960 --> 01:53:19.399
says, joe Cho. Godfather is
here. The crowd didn't seem happy about
1366
01:53:19.399 --> 01:53:25.600
this. The hose were holding down. They were holding down, holding down.
1367
01:53:25.680 --> 01:53:28.439
I don't know what to tell you, man. It's time wants to
1368
01:53:28.439 --> 01:53:30.880
get for everybody to get on the
whole train. Of course, Bruce Bruce
1369
01:53:30.960 --> 01:53:41.319
was about to join the whole train
right Hornswoggle was bricked up ringside. It
1370
01:53:41.439 --> 01:53:45.800
was probably gone in his car,
waving the bigges break up his car,
1371
01:53:46.319 --> 01:53:57.159
but on leather, so Godfather's here
and he fucking Day says it's time,
1372
01:53:57.159 --> 01:53:59.880
wants to get everybody get on the
whole train. Day wants his whole trains.
1373
01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:04.039
My what and come on, dog
godfather says Teddy, saying a man,
1374
01:54:05.399 --> 01:54:09.000
nothing against you, Honey, you're
a beautiful young lady, because he
1375
01:54:09.039 --> 01:54:15.359
says woman and governs. All right, Yeah, he says, I said,
1376
01:54:15.399 --> 01:54:18.119
you remember the good times me,
you and Ron used to have,
1377
01:54:18.239 --> 01:54:24.399
and which is crazy implications as they
were. I was there too. Yeah,
1378
01:54:24.439 --> 01:54:28.119
they were all running the hood train, Teddy long, and wow,
1379
01:54:28.199 --> 01:54:34.680
that's awesome. Butcher Dude, Doom
and j BL dude just as fucking craziest
1380
01:54:34.680 --> 01:54:44.880
line up ever man and Rick Rude. They were ruining families in different towns.
1381
01:54:45.359 --> 01:54:50.279
Well, Teddy says, the games
they were bleeding every match and not
1382
01:54:50.399 --> 01:54:58.199
showering and then sucking some dude's wife. Yeah, yeah, that was awesome.
1383
01:54:58.560 --> 01:55:00.880
Teddy says. Yeah, I remember
those good time but I love Crystal
1384
01:55:00.880 --> 01:55:02.560
more than anything, and I know
the fun we had over the years,
1385
01:55:02.760 --> 01:55:05.760
but I don't know nothing more than
I'd rather do than spend the rest of
1386
01:55:05.760 --> 01:55:10.479
my life with this woman right here, which is beautiful, super fucking wholesome.
1387
01:55:10.600 --> 01:55:13.079
Yeah, I mean that's that's some
real shit right there. He loves
1388
01:55:13.119 --> 01:55:15.359
his woman, and Godfather says,
well, listen here, man, I
1389
01:55:15.399 --> 01:55:18.119
am mad at you, but we
did not come all the way to the
1390
01:55:18.279 --> 01:55:23.000
dirty South to go alone. So
maybe someone else here want to take a
1391
01:55:23.079 --> 01:55:28.279
ride on the whole train. And
everyone's like pointing around, fucking for Uke
1392
01:55:28.720 --> 01:55:32.079
for Ruke is ready to go the
best man if Godfather looks at Ron Simmons
1393
01:55:32.279 --> 01:55:36.159
and god Ron Simmons ready to go, and Christ said Ron Simmons, Teddy
1394
01:55:36.199 --> 01:55:41.399
says, put your fucking hand down, man, and Ron Simmons says,
1395
01:55:43.119 --> 01:55:45.359
shockingly, I know. Godfather says, listen, man, I'm not leaving
1396
01:55:45.399 --> 01:55:48.920
here. Anybody here want to take
a ride. The entire roster, at
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01:55:49.039 --> 01:55:53.600
least the man in the roster all
stand up at ringside. They're all fire
1398
01:55:53.680 --> 01:55:57.840
up. JBL is practically jumping over
the announcedable. I excited he is to
1399
01:55:57.880 --> 01:56:00.560
get on the fucking hood train and
god out He says, wo, how
1400
01:56:00.600 --> 01:56:03.640
about we take one more ride on
the whole train. They play Godfather's theme,
1401
01:56:03.960 --> 01:56:10.960
Godfather the Hose, All of the
roster, JBL on commentary all leave.
1402
01:56:13.279 --> 01:56:16.439
Val Venus stands up with Steve Riches
and high fives. Dude, I
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01:56:16.520 --> 01:56:20.199
promise you those are not for you. They're not for you. For you,
1404
01:56:20.279 --> 01:56:23.880
I promise you that, Buddy,
pat Patterson. The only people that
1405
01:56:23.960 --> 01:56:28.520
stay are the women. Pat Patterson, who is forcing Gerald Briscoe to stay.
1406
01:56:29.039 --> 01:56:33.760
Hornswoggle also leaves something. Hornswoggle's there
with Vince end coach because they leave
1407
01:56:33.800 --> 01:56:40.640
a second here. Uh yeah,
everybody leaves fast, just with hoses.
1408
01:56:41.159 --> 01:56:45.319
Hell yeah, oh goddamn yeah man. Uh. As JBL leaves, he
1409
01:56:46.439 --> 01:56:50.159
runs past them, and Vince is
yelling at him to get back on commentary.
1410
01:56:50.199 --> 01:56:53.239
But JBL is, you know,
he's got to fucking give it the
1411
01:56:53.279 --> 01:56:55.960
hose. You're like, God,
do we got to And Teddy says,
1412
01:56:55.960 --> 01:56:58.079
listen, I think we need to
get to the ideas now. Well,
1413
01:56:58.079 --> 01:57:00.560
Bruce doesn't want to do that,
I guess. He says, Theodore and
1414
01:57:00.560 --> 01:57:03.079
Crystal please join hands and plead your
consent of God. And Teddy says,
1415
01:57:03.159 --> 01:57:05.840
uh, you know. He says
the ship, you know, cherish Ford
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01:57:05.960 --> 01:57:10.039
rich Or born and sick as in
health and until the rest of my life,
1417
01:57:10.039 --> 01:57:15.680
and fucking hornswalking Coach starts fucking fighting
again. Crystal starts saying her vows.
1418
01:57:15.119 --> 01:57:19.840
Hornswoggle runs up from the floor,
up the stairs, which is crazy
1419
01:57:19.840 --> 01:57:23.399
style. He's like running like he's
got a big as ship in his pants.
1420
01:57:24.199 --> 01:57:27.119
It's unbelievable, this fucking run he
has. Here, he runs up,
1421
01:57:27.199 --> 01:57:30.800
dives under Crystal's dress. She's screaming, saying, you little past heard
1422
01:57:30.840 --> 01:57:38.119
crazy here loud. It's fucking like, yeah, it's I can't replicate it
1423
01:57:38.199 --> 01:57:41.640
or I'll probably blow my voice out, but yeah, it's bloody murder,
1424
01:57:41.720 --> 01:57:45.279
she screams. Here Coach is chasing
Hornswoggle around the ring, then up the
1425
01:57:45.439 --> 01:57:47.960
entrance way. Vince then chases after
the two of them. So the only
1426
01:57:48.000 --> 01:57:53.159
people left now are Michael Golling,
the women on the rost, or this
1427
01:57:53.279 --> 01:57:57.560
wedding. So Bruce is all right, Theodore, it's okay. You know,
1428
01:57:57.600 --> 01:58:00.199
I think it's a good idea when
you get through the ideas. Yeah,
1429
01:58:00.520 --> 01:58:02.880
yeah, maybe it's about that time. So Bruce says, Crystal,
1430
01:58:03.319 --> 01:58:06.920
do you take Theodore to be your
husband? Crystal says she takes a moment.
1431
01:58:08.039 --> 01:58:09.880
I was like, oh shit,
maybe she's gonna say no, I
1432
01:58:09.920 --> 01:58:15.640
want to jugg Jimmy Schuk Junior is
on the roster, you know. But
1433
01:58:15.720 --> 01:58:17.239
she takes a moment and then she
says, I do and Bruce says,
1434
01:58:17.279 --> 01:58:21.279
Theodore, do you take Crystal to
be your wife? And Teddy looks a
1435
01:58:21.359 --> 01:58:25.239
bit concerned. I said, oh, is he about to fucking Is he
1436
01:58:25.279 --> 01:58:27.399
about to go on the hood train? Is that how this ends? He
1437
01:58:27.479 --> 01:58:30.000
runs the back with the hood train. He looks concerned in me. He
1438
01:58:30.039 --> 01:58:38.840
says I I And he holds his
chest and then he fucking falls face first
1439
01:58:38.880 --> 01:58:45.800
onto the canvas and dies. He
pass He's dead. Teddy Long dies before
1440
01:58:45.840 --> 01:58:56.000
he can say I do. She
is crying and screaming so fucking loud.
1441
01:58:56.359 --> 01:59:00.560
Teddy Long is face first, passed
out on the ground, and then medics
1442
01:59:00.600 --> 01:59:03.439
immediately come out with gurney. They
get in the ring, and of course,
1443
01:59:03.479 --> 01:59:11.520
you know, the first thing you
do is roll him over. I
1444
01:59:11.560 --> 01:59:15.920
couldn't believe it was so Him fucking
collapsing was so fucking funny. Holds his
1445
01:59:15.920 --> 01:59:19.000
ships it falls down right on his
face. Uh. The medics are out
1446
01:59:19.000 --> 01:59:21.479
there, they checking on They open
up his shirt, they check his pulse.
1447
01:59:21.479 --> 01:59:28.399
I was hoping they were gonna fucking
oxygen his eyes. They take it
1448
01:59:28.439 --> 01:59:30.039
too serious. They say he's having
a heart attack. He's having a heart
1449
01:59:30.039 --> 01:59:35.279
attack attack right now, I can
see this as hard as bumping up his
1450
01:59:35.319 --> 01:59:40.319
chest acme style. This is crazy. Teddy is convulsing in the ring.
1451
01:59:40.560 --> 01:59:43.720
Maria is sitting ringside, confused.
She's not really sure what's going on.
1452
01:59:44.119 --> 01:59:47.279
They give Teddy Long an oxygen mask
and he's fucked up. Crystal screaming,
1453
01:59:47.840 --> 01:59:50.880
and that is how the season premiere
is s back down after the pay per
1454
01:59:51.000 --> 01:59:57.079
view after a world title match,
ends with Teddy Long potentially dying. Yep,
1455
01:59:57.159 --> 02:00:00.239
that's right, and uh, I
guess will never find out if he
1456
02:00:00.239 --> 02:00:15.800
lived or died. Sadly, he
has risen. It's a microphone. Just
1457
02:00:15.840 --> 02:00:19.600
the one thing here about this angle
from the Observer from figure four Weekly Excuse
1458
02:00:19.600 --> 02:00:23.880
me, October first two, on
seven Alvarez Wrights regarding the death of Teddy
1459
02:00:23.880 --> 02:00:26.319
Loong or whatever the fuck that was
on SmackDown. That's his words, not
1460
02:00:26.399 --> 02:00:30.479
mine. Uh w W announced on
Saturday that he was quote unquote currently semi
1461
02:00:30.640 --> 02:00:38.319
comatose after suffering a quote unquote a
myo cardio infraction with his with cardio myopathy.
1462
02:00:38.359 --> 02:00:42.119
Says, I've heard of a mild
cardio infarction, but not an infraction.
1463
02:00:42.560 --> 02:00:50.720
Clearly the situation is serious, he
says. What I'm in far think
1464
02:00:53.000 --> 02:00:57.800
the article on w dot com claimed
he was suffering from hypertension exasperated my word,
1465
02:00:57.840 --> 02:01:01.119
not theirs, which is too bad
because they probably would have written expasperated
1466
02:01:01.920 --> 02:01:05.760
by the ingestion of viagra. However, says I've never taken viagra, but
1467
02:01:05.840 --> 02:01:10.800
I strongly suspect that you've your best
served taking it prior to heading into the
1468
02:01:10.800 --> 02:01:14.479
bridal chamber, not prior to heading
into the marriage ceremony, especially if you're
1469
02:01:14.520 --> 02:01:17.239
going to get married in w and
figures there's gonna be high jinks to drag
1470
02:01:17.279 --> 02:01:21.039
the thing out that might lead to
some uncomfortable moments as you're saying your vows.
1471
02:01:21.199 --> 02:01:25.439
The best part of the story was
when they say Teddy quote unquote unexpectedly
1472
02:01:25.439 --> 02:01:29.319
clutched his chest and fellow ground.
So apparently on the wedding program mile Cardio
1473
02:01:29.359 --> 02:01:32.359
infraction was not listed as coming between
Crystal saying I do and Teddy kissing the
1474
02:01:32.399 --> 02:01:45.119
bride. His fucking infarction came from
him popping viggies. He's popping viggies to
1475
02:01:45.159 --> 02:01:51.720
have a fucking hard ass cock for
his fucking wedding ceremony. You know how
1476
02:01:51.760 --> 02:01:54.600
we used to put him down,
That's what he was talking about him.
1477
02:01:54.880 --> 02:02:00.399
Damn a couple here for good luck
like ald times. Wow, I'm not
1478
02:02:00.520 --> 02:02:02.039
fucking tuning in for the Undertaker next
week, I'll tell you that much.
1479
02:02:02.279 --> 02:02:05.199
Yeah. No, I'm tuning in
to see who's got the viagra. Dude.
1480
02:02:05.359 --> 02:02:12.680
Well, Teddy's fucking dead or he's
not or not on DPW, well
1481
02:02:12.760 --> 02:02:17.600
that is its back down. Maybe
not, dude. Jimmie Continuer was on
1482
02:02:17.600 --> 02:02:21.479
this show that was Ever twenty first, two thousand and seven, and that
1483
02:02:21.600 --> 02:02:26.479
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02:02:26.520 --> 02:02:30.079
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02:02:30.319 --> 02:02:31.880
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02:02:31.880 --> 02:02:35.039
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1490
02:02:44.239 --> 02:02:46.720
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