Critical Strike 100: Triple Digits!

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Yo, what's up?
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It's your boy Jasper White, FanBros Radio.
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Yo, I just wanna send you some words, you know, give you some uh some congrats, some props.
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Um 100.
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Dropping a C note on all these fools on Insta net.
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Uh y'all, you're my favorite podcast, you know what I'm saying?
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Criminal Strike.
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Uh uh I call y'all criminal strike because you're the straight up gangsters of video game podcasts.
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You know what I'm saying?
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It's well, except for Carl.
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I don't know, man.
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He uh he little French Canadian pixie bitch.
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That's what he is, you know what I'm saying?
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So uh peace out, criminal strike.
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Uh yo.
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Wait wait, you guys want to say, Mick?
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I no.
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I think yeah, I think you covered it there, Jasper.
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Uh guys, congratulations on a hundred episodes, that's awesome.
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Please make me a hundred more.
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Um and then quit.
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Or kill yourselves.
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Hello and welcome to Critical Strike, episode 100.
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I'm Josh, and here with me is Kyle Kyle Crocodile.
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I hate you, Josh.
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I hate you so goddamn much.
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And Bill.
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I wish I could do a crocodile growl of some kind.
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I've been wondering why.
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Still somehow I believe we always survive.
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Now I'm not so sure.
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You're waiting.
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One being trying.
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What more can I say?
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It's left to provide That's a weak ass crocodile.
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So are you.
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I'm not a crocodile, I'm a human being.
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No, you're kind of like.
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I'm somebody! How long's it been since we've done a proper podcast?
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Seems like a while.
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Two months?
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Wasn't there firecrackers going off and some shit?
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July 28th.
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Oh, well, proper is in like with Carl?
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Yeah.
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Uh July 15th.
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Wow.
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The last one was July 28th with uh the Black of Hope.
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God Jesus Christ is too strong for us all.
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Yep.
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So I leave the podcast for like a little bit, and that's what it evolves into.
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Look, we've had some bad experiences, some great bad experiences when you're not here.
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We had Mike on and we were talking about Vulva.
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Yeah, they just it just Am I the filter?
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Do I keep the podcast clean?
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Let me let me put it out like this, Carl.
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I don't think you can really say you keep it clean.
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We talk about bleeding assholes and fart rooms.
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Fart bubbles and the hall of farts.
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If you go back and listen to those episodes, actually, Carl, I was not involved in any way.
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I was ashamed and I was sad for the future of America.
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It was Bill and Sheba.
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I had no part in the show.
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Taking the Romney stance here, huh?
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Is that what he does?
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Well, he says one thing and then says another and then pretends he didn't say either while saying something else.
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That's very clever.
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What?
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Yeah.
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So yeah.
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So by that logic, this is not your last show.
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Actually, it's your first.
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Is this the Matrix?
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I think it is, Josh.
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I actually watched that the other day too, so.
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I I I enjoy the first one.
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Slides on the second.
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By the third, I just I hate those guys.
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Yeah, I watched the first one recently.
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So we're doing an actual episode.
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It's our 100th episode.
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Congratulations, Kyle.
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Yeah, congratulations.
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It's not actually your 100th episode.
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I know it's like my 95th.
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Yeah.
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And congratulations, Bill.
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It's not your 100th episode.
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Yeah, it's like my tw See, it's not even my 20th.
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Once you put in music, if once you put in the music ones, what what is this for you guys?
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Like 17?
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No, because the music ones were under music.
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Except for like two or three of them.
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Yeah.
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Which I don't even do that in the music.
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So this is like 9798?
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This is 100 though.
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Okay.
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But it's not your 100th and it's not Carl's 100.
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It is my 100.
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Actually, it's just my like if we count the music ones, it's like my 150th.
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Now we don't count those.
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Okay.
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So, anybody have anything interesting in the last month that they want to share?
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Well, two months.
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Uh, possibly something along the lines of don't point it at me, you faggot.
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Okay.
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So you may recall the last show I opened up with Don't Point It At Me, you faggot, which is what you said, uh, R.E.
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the f uh the camera at Monkey Trunks.
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Yeah, I was filming you squishing your balls, and my brother was actually the camera my brother was holding the camera at the time and he filmed me laughing.
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And I said, Don't film me, you faggot.
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So I I I shouted that at the top of my lungs into the microphone, and then it got recorded and put into the podcast.
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So uh I was doing my usual routine when I was leaving work, so I had the podcast all downloaded and it was ready to go.
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Uh started up my car, mounted my phone into the dock, you know, put in the the wire so I can listen to music, specifically a podcast, unroll my window so I could pay the parking lot attendant and be on my merry way.
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Oh god.
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Yeah.
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So I pull up to the line and I press play and I turn up the music to a respectable volume, and I pay the attendant, and she goes to turn around to give me the receipt, and from my car speakers blasts Don't point it at me, you faggot in my voice because it was me, and the parking lot attendant knows my voice because I talked to her.
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So I'm pale white, and there is a very angry black lady.
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What?
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About two feet away from me, and next to the angry black lady is another angry black lady who happens to be a police officer.
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Oh no.
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So I have two very angry black ladies staring me down as I drive the fuck away from that parking lot as fast as I as fast as I could.
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Was it difficult finding a new parking lot?
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No.
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No, it wasn't.
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Oh, you actually found a new parking lot.
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I I can't go back there.
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Wow.
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Well come on.
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I mean, come on.
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It's just one of those things that the word has meant multiple other things.
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It's not like the other racial term where they would have shot you.
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This is a term that's meant a variety of things in history and will again change meanings in the future.
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I I understand that, but it blasted from my car Don't point it at me, you faggot, while she was handing me the receipt.
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I uh I don't even know what to say right now.
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I like the fact that Carl had his own personal soundboard.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I like though that like she's just wondering, was he actually calling me a faggot?
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Or what there I was I I don't know what happened, Josh, but I know that I won't be going back there for some time.
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Yeah.
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That's awesome.
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Congratulations, sir.
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You faggot.
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Yeah.
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So continuing this uh terribly awkward train.
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Oh, we're going into pedo bear.
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We're going into pedobear.
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Let's go into pedal bear.
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So, as you guys may know, my Google contact uh profile picture has been pedo bear for like five years.
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Yeah, I always loved it whenever you would call me and then pedal bear would come up on my phone.
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Because I think it's hilarious.
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I think that little bear is very funny and he makes me laugh no matter his situation.
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Okay.
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Okay, so two weeks ago, uh, I got an email from a recruiter who's like, hey, um, just wanted to know if you were interested in a possible job, you know, in Philadelphia.
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Just, you know, send me a message back, let me know, and we got into a conversation.
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I sent him my resume, and then the next day, a little message in goo or Gmail pops up.
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It's like, hey, do you want to accept a chat message from such and such at some weird ass uh domain?
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And I'm like, okay, I don't know who the fuck this guy is.
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But I recognize the domain, I'm like, oh wait a minute.
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This is the the co the the recruiter.
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Yeah, sure, I'll talk to him.
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And right when I was hovering over the accept button, I went, Oh fuck, pedo bear is on there.
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If I s if I start a chat with him, pedto bear will show up, and I'm like, oh, uh-uh, I'm gonna be smart.
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Pedal Bear will show up and grape him in the mouth.
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Yeah.
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So I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you grape you forever and ever and ever.
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So I like it.
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So I take off the picture because I'm smart.
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I don't want to talk to a recruiter with pedal bear on, you know, plastered all over me.
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Might not look too I'm pretty sure smart would have been not putting a pedophile joke as your contact.
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Would that have been a good place to start.
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Go ahead.
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Yeah.
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So I clear out the picture, I wait five minutes, just in case the you know, for the cash to clear or whatever.
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So I hit accept and like it read his message, we talk for a little bit, and then he's typing something, and he's typing something for like five minutes.
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And I wanted to leave because at this point it's five forty-five, I want to get my ass home.
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And then my stomach drops as I'm reading this message.
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It's uh So I see that your avatar is pedobear.
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Ha ha ha.
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That's very funny.
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I didn't know what that was until last year at a Halloween party, and I everyone thought it was really cute, but it turns out he's a pedophile.
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Haha.
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I love that it takes him five minutes to type that.
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Well, I think he didn't know how to word it, and I'm just gonna be a good thing.
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So uh you're not in the kids, right?
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Delete.
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You're not a pet delete.
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How can we play this?
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So I'm staring at this message, just going fuck.
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So then I go, haha.
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Yeah.
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I thought I deleted that a while ago.
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Five minutes ago, in fact.
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Yeah.
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And then he goes, Oh no, no, uh, it's been showing up on all of your your emails for since we started contact because we have uh Google Corporate, but I don't think it'll show up on Outlook.
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So not only did he see my Pedtobear icon in my G chat, but anybody that I've sent an email to in a professional capacity with my personal email that has Google corporate accounts has seen Pedo Bear.
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Hi, my name's Kyle.
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I will be very interested in a position with your child defense firm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So then I was thinking, how many fucking emails did I send to people that had Pedo Bear on it?
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It maybe that's why I have a g I did well I wasn't able to get a fucking job for so long.
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No, I think it's because you hate faggots, apparently.
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Yeah.
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Oh Jesus Christ.
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And you called me Mitt Romney.
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Well, being you know it's not all bad being Mitt Romney.
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You're rich at least.
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It's not, you know, that bad.
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You have a car elevator, right?
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I I don't know what to tell you, Carl.
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I I think part of the part of what the pedal bear thing comes with the nature of being like uh an internet kid, basically.
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Like you grew up with the internet and that's just kind of what happens.
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And to be fair too, Kyle, if if someone didn't find that funny, isn't that a pretty big red flashing light that says, you know, maybe I don't want to work there.
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Yeah.
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You know, it's but I I would understand if the hiring manager didn't like it, that's fine, but I'd I'd if the people that I directly work with don't like it, then then you're right.
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But still, that it was terribly awkward.
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I guess it it explains why you were getting so many uh like requests from schools for your resume.
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Yeah, and then I was wondering why I got like a few emails from police officers.
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It was so weird.
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Wait, really?
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I was actually making that up.
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Yeah, I was making that up too.
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It was a joke, Josh.
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Oh, okay.
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God.
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Joke killed.
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And then uh I got engaged.
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That was pretty cool.
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Oh shit, that did happen in this gap, didn't it?
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Yeah, that happened in the last episode we talked about, didn't we?
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Yeah, you talked about it, but I wasn't here.
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That's right.
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Because during that episode I was getting engaged.
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We had the Carl voicemail.
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Did you uh did you cry a little bit there, buddy?
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No, but I was I got re I got trashed because I got super nervous the day of for no real reason.
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How can you get nervous when she's put an ultimatum that said do this or you're out?
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I don't know.
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I don't know why that happened.
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It just did.
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Kyle, you're gonna ask me this question.
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I'm going to say yes.
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End of story.
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What's there to be nervous about?
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I don't know.
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I don't know what the fuck happened.
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It was it was pretty cut or Josh, I sent him like uh I was sending him Lord of the Ring shit.
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Like protecting the precious and all of that.
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Checking the part.
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That's not even the fucking joke how like dead on that was.
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So I had the the the ring for a week before I proposed to her, and we were on vacation together, like every three like three or four hours I'd go back up to my suitcase, uncover it, open up the case, stare at the ring for like a good like two minutes, close it, hide it, pack up my suitcase, and then go back downstairs.
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For an entire week.
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I'm like, is it safe for what?
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Is it safe for?
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What are you talking about?
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My precious, your precious.
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No, it's part of the joke, is like I I I keep staring at the ring.
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She's like, you're creeping me out.
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I'm like, it's precious to me.
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It's precious to me.
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You don't mean anything but that ring.
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That ring means everything to me.
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Oh yeah, congratulations on that, bud.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, good stuff.
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Good things.
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So you're you're you're like two years away from the actual wedding, right?
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Uh no, we we finally got a date.
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So it's November 2nd, 2013.
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Oh, because I remember the plan was two years.
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Yeah.
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Busy that weekend, Carl.
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So am I.
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I'm busy that weekend.
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I don't know.
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Maybe we'll do something creative and like live stream it or something like that.
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Yeah, I'm busy.
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Give you a little robot armed control, Josh.
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Where are you getting married?
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Down here, uh, in Pennsylvania.
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I'm busy.
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You're busy?
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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So, any other interesting stories in the last month?
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Uh, Bill, anything?
00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:27.440
I don't think I have anything worth talking about in that forum.
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You didn't call a parking lot to send in a faggot?
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Nah, surprise.
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Well, I did, but they were a Harley Davidson driver, which is who I call faggots now, because I hate them.
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I did actually download my city's code on noise violations and have a very preliminary idea of how I want to start going at these cunts.
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It's unacceptable anymore.
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I can't take it.
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I hate them.
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Bill's gonna be that old.
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You're like seventy years old.
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Yeah.
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No, it's not no no one should have a motorcycle that makes that kind of noise.
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Everyone hates it except the person driving it.
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No one goes, wow, that's really great how fucking loud that is in the middle of the day as I'm trying to take a nap.
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I do.
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Really?
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Because I seem to remember you bitching an awful lot about your fucking weird neighbors shooting fireworks.
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That's that's different though.
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I don't like polluting the environment with flames and it's not a good thing.
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Actually, motorcycles are horribly short.
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Shut up, Bill.
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For this they even though they use like half the amount of gas that a car does, they put out just as much pollution.
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Terrible more, I think.
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Yeah, possibly more.
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They take the blanket of freedom that Chia works so hard to protect and drive all over it.
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Nah, but I I have no kids' stories.
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None that can match, you know, any of those things we've just heard.
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Is that and that's all you got, Carl?
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Yeah, I mean that those are all my major things.
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I'm I'm kinda disappointed because like for the last month now I've been seeing don't point it at me, you faggot, on the Google Doc.
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And like I was just kind of hoping that like one of Nancy's friends listened to it and they happened to be gay and they just kind of like was mad at you.
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Yeah.
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I had actually concocted an entire story with the barista and coffee being thrown at you and leaving in shame.
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Like I had a whole thing built up and pretty far off.
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Yeah.
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I'm I'm a little disappointed by that story.
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It's been building up my mind.
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Yeah.
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My guy may have been Cuban.
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Yep.
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Kuban.
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Kind of reminds me of the guy in that Seinfeld episode where Kramer won't wear the ribbon.
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Very similar.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well.
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Hey guys, this is Keith, formerly of Critical Strike.
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I want to congratulate you guys on your 100th episode.
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You guys have really made living in China feel like I'm still in the US because I get to listen to you guys while walking the street.
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Anyway, uh really happy you guys have made it to 100.
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I hope you continue.
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Where do we even start after all of this time?
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Because there's so many things in this outline.
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Let me tell you where we'll start.
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Kyle, what do you want to talk about?
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Uh I did play a game.
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A game, yeah.
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And I I beat it.
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Okay.
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It was Azura's Wrath.
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Fuck yeah.
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That game was the most amazing and ridiculous thing I have ever played.
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So all of our hype did not disappoint?
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No.
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No.
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All of your hype didn't even like it didn't all it it didn't do anything.
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It's like, okay, this is gonna happen, but it doesn't tell you how fucking awesome it is when it happens.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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It's so crazy.
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That fight where you don't have arms was one of my favorite moments.
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Kicking the guy.
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Yeah, it was it was it was awesome.
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He ripped your fucking arms off, and you're like, uh, you think that's gonna do anything?
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His arms are just like my arms just keep falling off, they keep growing back, and then I grow super arms and I grow like a million arms that fuse into one arm.
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Then you fight a giant turtle.
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The turtles were a bit annoying, but you get through.
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What did you think about the scene where you're fighting your sensei on the moon?
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That that fight was amazing.
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That was my favorite part of the game.
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Yeah, oh yeah.
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Like the whole build-up to it, too, where you're in the bathhouse and you're drinking.
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Yeah.
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Well, the fact that he like the character respects him enough, like, uh, we're gonna have a bit of a good time, and then I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Yeah.
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Loved it.
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Loved it, loved it, loved it.
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Fucking giant sword that reaches from the moon to the earth.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Like any other game into the earth through him, pierces the earth, and comes out the other side.
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With an explosion that looked like the size of about 19 nuclear weapons.
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Yeah.
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I'm all about protecting the peasants unless I'm battling.
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Yeah.
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Wasn't it cool though, where he came out of the rock formation?
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I love that.
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Yeah.
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W with like the the the the temple that they set up around his corpse.
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Yeah.
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Gets thrown in the lava thousands of years later, cracks out.
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Love it.
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Everything about that game, if you can even call it a game, but everything about that experience is is fantastic.
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They they tie everything together.
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It's like when he's getting pissed off in a cinematic, you can see his rage meter like growing.
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Yeah.
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Did you notice that?
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Yep.
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And what did because here's the thing that I was questioning whether you would like or not.
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What did you think of kind of the weird they have basically a commercial break and then the chapter ends?
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What did you think of like the whole TV setup of it?
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Even though it wasn't quite right, I kinda liked it.
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That was it it was really unique, and I it it set a pacing that kinda it it paced it out so like there were all these like little ups and downs, up and s ups and downs.
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So it wasn't it didn't seem like it was a bunch of ups and downs.
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It it was like, oh, this is an episode, now the episode's done.
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Yep.
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Now here's the next episode.
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And it kind of hooked me in a way like I I mean the the whole midway through an episode it shows the title screen and everything, like that's a staple in anime.
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But like it it kinda made me like if I'm watching a series on Netflix, it just makes me want to hit next to keep going into the the series and and it pulled the same feeling out of this where I just want to go right into the next chapter.
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I didn't want to wait.
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Like I think I beat it in one sitting because of that.
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I took it in three.
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Yeah, I think that's what I did it in as three as well.
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I would have I would actually like if they would release something like this truly episodic, like once a week.
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I think it would be cool.
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Well, I I think that's what they're doing for DLC, is they're just releasing actual episodes.
00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:42.079
Oh man.
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Did I send you any of the links to the DLC and how or did I just send that to Josh?
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The Street Fighter one?
00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:48.480
Yeah.
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No, but I saw it.
00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:53.119
Just craziness, Josh.
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Like you get to play an actual Street Fighter fight, like it's out of a Street Fighter game with the bars and the side look, everything.
00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:00.640
Nice.
00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:03.359
You fight Ryu in Akuma.
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But yeah, the the it's an awesome experience.
00:23:06.720 --> 00:23:08.720
I'm I'm glad you get to play it like that.
00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:10.880
I did have a few complaints about it though.
00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:15.039
Oh gosh, I don't like quick time events.
00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:18.640
And they're all they're all over the place, but they weren't terrible.
00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:20.880
They don't really affect the game.
00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:25.920
Yeah, the stuff you do gets a little bit repetitive after a while.
00:23:26.160 --> 00:23:26.640
Yes.
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Like I'm pretty sure I broke my circle button on one of those mashers.
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You just mash, mash, mash, mash, mash, build up your ultrameter per se, and then hit R3.
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R2.
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Yeah.
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And then uh But it wasn't a bad mechanic to to progress things.
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No, no, it wasn't.
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But the thing that annoyed me the most is I can invert the camera controls, but I couldn't invert the actual targeting thing when you're flying around shooting things.
00:23:56.400 --> 00:24:02.640
So whenever there was something like, oh, shoot the thing, I did terrible on it because I couldn't fucking aim.
00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:04.400
I didn't really have a problem with that though.
00:24:05.039 --> 00:24:06.559
Because you don't use inverted controls.
00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:10.880
I I can understand that complaint and I completely support it because yeah.
00:24:11.279 --> 00:24:12.559
Yeah, that is an oversight.
00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:19.920
There was a PS2 game, it may have been a Final Fantasy one where I tried playing it and it was set inverted and I you couldn't change it.
00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:25.200
Like you could change Y, but you couldn't change X or something, and I I just I can't do it.
00:24:25.680 --> 00:24:26.880
And that speaks to a bigger thing.
00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:31.519
Like I don't I don't understand why console games don't let me just customize however the hell I want.
00:24:31.759 --> 00:24:32.160
Bah.
00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:38.000
But other than that, that game That game was really, really fun.
00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:41.519
I want them to make an actual anime out of that.
00:24:41.759 --> 00:24:42.240
Oh yeah.
00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:45.200
So what are they like robots or something?
00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:45.839
I don't know.
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Demigod robot things.
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They're robot gods?
00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:51.279
But well, how does he have a kid then?
00:24:51.599 --> 00:24:52.880
I think that yeah, I don't know.
00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:53.359
It's weird.
00:24:55.920 --> 00:25:08.480
Yeah, they're told they're demigods, and it's like, okay, your wife and your daughter look completely normal with like soft skin and stuff, and then all of the generals have like these weird knots and whirls in their body.
00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:09.119
Yeah.
00:25:09.359 --> 00:25:10.720
And their skin.
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I d I have no idea.
00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:21.680
Like that's why I wish that they had an actual anime to like actually explain things and and actually watch them go over the top and everything in in video form, I think that would be amazing.
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Something.
00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:25.519
Well, it was kind of nice because it was in like true HD as well.
00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:32.160
And a lot of the anime that I watch, which is nothing compared to YouTube, but I like that it was like just crisp and beautiful.
00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:33.359
Like I love the art.
00:25:33.599 --> 00:25:33.759
Yeah.
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It'd be it'd be worth watching like an anime just because it looks so pretty.
00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:40.720
Especially when you get those wide eyes and he starts screaming.
00:25:40.880 --> 00:25:42.559
Did you play in Japanese, Carl?
00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:44.880
No, I didn't see the the option.
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.880
Yeah, you have to you have to switch the option from before you even start.
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:50.640
Yeah, then I didn't.
00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:51.680
Damn.
00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:54.400
You didn't miss that much, except the screams were better.
00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:57.200
I actually restarted the first one just to see the difference.
00:25:57.759 --> 00:25:59.279
Yeah, it's it's a little better.
00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:08.160
It was kind of lame because the guy who voices Osra is uh the guy who voices war in Darksiders.
00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:09.200
Oh, really?
00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:11.039
They're the same they're the same dude.
00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:12.319
Interesting.
00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:16.319
But I was like, this has to be awesome in Japanese.
00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:18.000
Yeah, yeah, it really was.
00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:22.799
That would have just said it to that would have just completely made it.
00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:29.519
You know what would have been hilarious if they had a DLC pack where you could have had like the person who did baby Goku do the voice form?
00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:36.240
So it's just like this child screaming in a big man's body with metal arms.
00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:44.799
Do you see what I said that time though, uh, Kyle, like how fucking great would a Dragon Ball Z game be if it was made like this?
00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:45.279
Yeah.
00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:47.279
That would have been fantastic.
00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:47.599
Oh.
00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:50.160
Yeah, but Dragon Ball Z isn't as over the top.
00:26:50.640 --> 00:26:52.000
It could be though.
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:52.960
It could be.
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:58.000
Like all of those battles could be so much fun like this, and they could trim down some of the fluff.
00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:59.519
It would it would be good time.
00:26:59.920 --> 00:27:04.960
It's not the it's not the over-the-top that made it, you know, a must-play.
00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:06.640
It's just it was fun.
00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:09.200
I think like Helsing would be good for it.
00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:10.559
Ban Helsing?
00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:14.319
I don't I don't know if you've ever seen Helsing, but Carl, you've had you've never seen it.
00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:15.359
Helsing would be cool for it.
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:16.960
I've seen both of them.
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:19.519
I'll have to see what that is.
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:20.640
That's awesome though.
00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:21.759
I'm glad you played it.
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.039
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.680
I I was a little worried, but yeah.
00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.400
Were you worried when you suggested it to me?
00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:35.440
No, because I I was pretty confident you would like it once you got into it if you made it past like the first twenty minutes.
00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:36.400
It does.
00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:39.039
Because of the QTEs, I thought maybe you would get hung up.
00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:39.599
Yeah.
00:27:39.839 --> 00:27:50.319
But I they weren't all over the place and they were easy, but seriously, some of those QTEs where it's like, okay, mash the circle button for two minutes.
00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:51.680
Yeah.
00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:53.920
That was that was a bit much.
00:27:54.160 --> 00:27:57.039
I I do have to ask, what the fuck is up with that spider?
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:57.839
Yeah.
00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.200
What is with the spider?
00:27:59.279 --> 00:28:00.960
They never explained what what he is.
00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:09.519
They don't explain Well, I think that's well, if you at the end of the game, there's some rubbish about, you know Oh, if you have five S rank missions.
00:28:09.839 --> 00:28:13.759
Yeah, you unlock a chapter that I think deals with that.
00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:23.119
And I never went back and did, but I at some point I'm gonna be bored, I'm gonna get all the DLC, and I'm gonna go back and I I need like one more S ranking to unlock that.
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:31.279
Yeah, I had three of them, I'm like, uh I I tried to like get another S, but I'm like, I don't care about this.
00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:32.960
Yeah I don't care about that enough.
00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:38.000
I'm pretty sure though, uh you know what, baby, you could find it on YouTube and just watch it.
00:28:38.240 --> 00:28:44.960
Because it would almost be just as good just to watch it, because it's like Josh said, it's just just be a show because it's pretty awesome.
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:50.160
I think there's a lot of people out there that didn't play it because they just seem like I don't want no, not for me.
00:28:50.319 --> 00:29:01.440
And I think there's a lot of people that would have enjoyed it if they just give it a fair shake, because the demo just throws you into like that moon battle and you don't really have the build-up and understanding of how great that actually is.
00:29:01.599 --> 00:29:04.480
So what what does the demo show?
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:06.160
Is it just the moon battle and that's it?
00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:08.480
It doesn't show like the splash screens or anything like that.
00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:15.680
No, the the demo, like the the bit before you lose your arms is that battle, and then I think it jumps to just fighting on the moon's surface.
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:18.799
You don't get all of the stuff after it on either of them, I think.
00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:21.200
So you don't get like the true flavor of it.
00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:21.839
No.
00:29:22.240 --> 00:29:23.680
Ah, that's disappointing.
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:24.400
Yeah.
00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:32.559
And you you don't get like the like the moment in the game where he actually goes full-on rage and turns all dark and turns into a demon.
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:32.960
Yeah.
00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:36.559
He basically looked like Naruto in the Ninetales form, actually.
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:37.359
Yeah.
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:40.880
I I I I hope they make something else similar to this.
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:42.960
It doesn't have to be in the same universe, obviously.
00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:50.960
Just I I liked the style, and I think there's a lot of you know, anime out there that could be done like this and made really great.
00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:54.480
I would love for them to just keep making games like that.
00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:57.039
That it it's a unique own style.
00:29:57.359 --> 00:30:00.319
It's it's like God of War meets uh actual anime.
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:02.880
Yeah.
00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:03.440
Yeah.
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:15.039
Well, like the the bit, like normally in a game like this, where if it were to jump to like a light cycle motorcycle bit, I would be like, This this is stupid, I'm out.
00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:20.000
But in the the way the game had been going, it was just like, yeah, this is gonna be awesome.
00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:21.599
I'm working with this guy I don't like.
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:23.599
Shit's gonna go down soon.
00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:26.799
I really, really love the other guy you got to control too.
00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:29.200
Yeah, yeah, he was fun.
00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:30.559
He was super quick.
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:33.599
He God, he was so fucking annoying to fight.
00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:43.359
But once you could play as him, you could just blink everywhere, and that's all I did is kept dodging and like running into people and just beating the shit out of them.
00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:44.720
Yeah.
00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:46.559
It was really a good game.
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:48.160
I'm glad you liked it.
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:53.039
You could interrupt it's the interrupt monologues by punching people on the back.
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.559
I did that every time.
00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:58.079
Every one, and I took the achievements happily.
00:30:58.400 --> 00:31:02.240
Did uh you got the achievement for getting denied while looking at the titties car.
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:04.000
Yeah, I did.
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:04.400
Yeah.
00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:07.039
Yeah, you have to.
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:08.720
I mean Yeah.
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:10.160
It's kind of like a friend test.
00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:13.119
Oh, you played I don't I don't see that achievement.
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:14.799
Proper jerk.
00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:15.359
What?
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:16.960
Don't put it at me, you fang!
00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:24.880
I played mine on the PS3 because I felt it to be more appropriate.
00:31:25.200 --> 00:31:26.079
I'll give you that.
00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:27.279
I'll give you that.
00:31:27.599 --> 00:31:28.160
Nice.
00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:29.920
Yeah, but that's it.
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:32.000
That's all Carl's got for the episode.
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:32.559
Yep.
00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:35.680
Stories and a really good game.
00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:41.920
Terrible, terrible stories about hatred and racism and well, before we leave this.
00:31:43.680 --> 00:31:49.279
If we had all played this last year, I think it's probably safe to say it would have been high in our game of the year list.
00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:50.799
If it could have been.
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:51.440
Yeah.
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:51.920
Yeah.
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:52.880
I think so.
00:31:53.119 --> 00:31:54.640
I would have put it up there pretty high.
00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:56.480
I I enjoyed the shit out of that game.
00:31:56.799 --> 00:31:59.279
I don't even remember what my uh top games of the year.
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:01.519
I know Dark Souls was probably my number one.
00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:02.400
Something like that.
00:32:02.640 --> 00:32:05.200
Yeah, I think uh I think Cataclysm was.
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:07.440
Uh that might be true, yeah.
00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:08.160
Alright.
00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:09.279
Well, anyway.
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:13.440
Hey guys, this is McDaniel's from the Deep Ed DPX podcast.
00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:16.079
Congratulations on 100 episodes.
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:39.200
We just accomplished that not too long ago, and uh it's a momentous change because there haven't even been a hundred presidents yet, so we are in good standing to go into the future as something that is left to the hundred sort of uh additions, and uh continue to keep going.
00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:49.920
So congratulations, keep it up, let's make some more uh noise on the internet, and uh right on, sirs.
00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:54.960
Uh Josh, let's keep our fingers crossed, folks.
00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:59.200
There's some hockey season starting before New Year's.
00:32:59.359 --> 00:33:24.799
I know that's the big rumor that they're gonna start with the winter classics, but local buzz around Boston at least is November is the start of the season, so uh hey, we all need some entertainment somewhere, so keep making episodes for all those people that are looking for entertainment with video games and I'll catch you all on uh Twitter.
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:25.759
That's it.
00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:27.119
Rock on.
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:28.319
Bye bye.
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:33.440
Bill! Yay! I still have a square's wrath in my mind.
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:35.039
I don't even know what I want to talk about now.
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:35.440
Hmm.
00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:38.480
Let's talk about Kyle getting punished while trying to look at tits.
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:40.240
We could talk about books.
00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:41.839
Oh, Christ.
00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:43.920
No, I put that in there in a mess with Josh.
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:47.519
I won't I won't I won't throw them all in there.
00:33:47.599 --> 00:34:00.640
What I will say is now, after seeing Battle Royale and the Hunger Games, I think that uh when Ender's Game is released next year, I think a lot of people are gonna love the shit out of that movie, especially with Harrison Ford.
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:02.720
Oh man, he's Colonel Graff.
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:06.079
Yeah, I I think that one's gonna do okay.
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:11.599
But can we at least say that Josh was right and the Hunger Games it was shit and Battle Royale was good?
00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:17.199
Um I won't say that the Hunger Games is shit, and let me s let me tell you why.
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:19.039
It's very simple reason.
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:29.360
In any day of the week, I would prefer people being that gleefully fever pitch excited about that compared to shitty Twilight.
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:34.800
Because it did seem to take Twilight's Thunder, and now that will just be that thing you've forgot about.
00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:38.239
Right, but I'm saying those two movies versus each other, not Twilight.
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:38.719
I know.
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:41.360
But yeah, well, Battle Royale was better.
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:44.000
It just better.
00:34:44.639 --> 00:34:54.400
It had the the Japanese touch to it where And it and it didn't have an aspect where it looked like Tim Burton just went around and took a shit on everybody clothing-wise.
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:55.039
Yeah.
00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:57.519
Because that was awful.
00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:18.559
Well, because uh I I think the reason maybe that you like it a little bit more was that in the Hunger Games there was a large pretense, and everybody knew this was coming, and then they had like all this preparing and training time where Battle Royale was just like, oh, you all are going to fight to the death.
00:35:18.719 --> 00:35:19.280
Good luck.
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:23.679
Oh, you don't believe me, and I'm gonna kill this kid, and I'm gonna kill this kid in the room.
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:26.719
I'm not kidding around, you're fighting to the death, good luck.
00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:30.639
And then that girl that told him what Battle Royale was was really hot.
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:32.800
Yeah, she was really hot, actually.
00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:35.519
Oh, very, very hot.
00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:45.360
But yeah, I mean it was Hunger Games was going for the whole they were trying to force some sort of romantic interest and all this shit that was just leh.
00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:57.679
But it wasn't as bad as I was expecting, where like Twilight I watched for the first time shut it off, and I and then I went back and I'm like, I should at least finish this if I'm gonna say the horrible things I'm gonna say.
00:35:57.920 --> 00:36:04.079
Like it was infinitely worse than I thought it was gonna be, and this wasn't it was tolerable.
00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:05.920
It wasn't completely terrible.
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:06.800
You know.
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:08.480
Let me ask you this, Carl.
00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:08.960
Yeah.
00:36:09.440 --> 00:36:13.519
You uh have you has Nancy ever sat there and made you watch Twilight with her?
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:14.000
Yes.
00:36:14.559 --> 00:36:15.519
And how do you feel about that?
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:17.039
Uh I feel violated.
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:19.519
Yup.
00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:22.880
She she has found a way to mitigate it.
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:30.719
Uh the guys who did mystery th uh mis mystery science theater 3000 have their own website called Riftracks.
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:37.039
So she downloaded their thing for Twilight, and we watched it that way.
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:39.519
Alright, that actually sounds pretty fucking awesome.
00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:41.840
Yeah, they they do a pretty good job of it.
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:45.440
That kind of sounds like the guy that does those Star Wars reviews.
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:46.800
Oh god, Mr.
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:47.599
Plinkett.
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:49.519
Those are so great.
00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:51.760
Have you watched those yet, Josh?
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:52.239
No.
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:52.960
Oh my god.
00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:53.519
You would love them.
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:56.639
Even because you hate Star Wars! You have to watch them.
00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:58.880
You will fucking tears them apart.
00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:01.519
And he's hilarious, and he murders hookers.
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:02.079
Yeah.
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:02.480
Yeah.
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:05.360
Dude, Josh, you will fucking love them.
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:08.320
I I I tolerated the episode one.
00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:10.639
I can't watch it after watching the review.
00:37:10.800 --> 00:37:14.159
He destroys it on so many levels, I can't watch it anymore.
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:16.559
And he has the best voice.
00:37:16.800 --> 00:37:17.360
Yeah.
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:20.800
Dude, it kind of sounds like what you think pop-pop would sound like.
00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:21.199
Yeah.
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:22.239
You'll love it.
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:23.039
You will laugh.
00:37:23.199 --> 00:37:26.079
And there it's an hour-long review of episode one.
00:37:26.639 --> 00:37:27.760
He shreds it.
00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:29.599
There's nothing left when he's done.
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:31.039
I don't have the time for that.
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:34.239
Well, they're in 10-minute chunks, so you just watch them here and there.
00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:37.119
I don't have time for it too.
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:38.000
What the fuck?
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:39.760
Heath and cake.
00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:41.039
Yeah.
00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:43.039
I can't do it though.
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:45.119
Wait, he sounds like Heath Ledger?
00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:45.840
No.
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:48.960
What the fuck are you doing, Torch?
00:37:49.920 --> 00:37:52.480
That sounds like Heath Ledger and Lords of Dog Time.
00:37:52.719 --> 00:38:00.239
Kyle, or Josh, you will you will honestly watch about two, three minutes and you'll you'll say to yourself, Yeah, I'll probably make time for this.
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:01.679
This is great.
00:38:01.920 --> 00:38:03.039
Yeah, I probably won't.
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:06.400
I think you I I think you'll get a one hell of a kick out of it.
00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:06.960
Bah.
00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:08.559
I I have a bad habit.
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:11.119
You've been sending me a lot of links and stuff when I'm at work.
00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:12.159
The kitty links.
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:13.760
I've never seen them.
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:14.559
I've never looked at them.
00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:14.800
What?
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:16.239
You are a fucking horrible person.
00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:17.119
You're a monster.
00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:18.960
Yeah.
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:22.639
Well, you send it on GTAC, and I never look at GTalk.
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:23.760
Why?
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:25.519
Because I'm at work.
00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:27.199
But so like you sent me a few years.
00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:28.800
It takes it's just a picture.
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.199
It literally takes thirteen seconds.
00:38:31.440 --> 00:38:33.440
Well Yeah, no, I don't have time for that.
00:38:33.599 --> 00:38:37.039
You've sent a Do you have like a second family that we don't know about?
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:44.880
Like maybe you're like instead of the guy that has like two families with kids and stuff, you have like a second family with like parents and brothers that we don't know about?
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:46.159
No.
00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:48.960
What the f how do you not have time?
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:52.639
You sent me the trailer park boys video, I think it was.
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:54.559
How did you not watch Bubbles?
00:38:54.800 --> 00:39:01.119
I n I I wanted to watch it, but then Bubbles singing on stage with the actual guns and roses.
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:02.320
Yeah.
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:03.920
I haven't seen that.
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:06.079
Blasphemy.
00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:08.480
Yeah, look at this fucker right here.
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:17.760
Well, if you're if you're really that busy, then whatever, but I I can't possibly understand what you're that busy with.
00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:18.960
Stuff?
00:39:19.440 --> 00:39:21.199
I yeah.
00:39:23.039 --> 00:39:23.360
Okay.
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.960
Alright, so making love out of nothing at all, Bill.
00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:29.840
I'll rock through the first three real quick.
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:31.280
I watch The Dark Knight Rises.
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:32.159
Shit.
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:34.639
It was entertaining to watch, but shit.
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.599
Just riddled with terribleness.
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:39.199
Just fail.
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:40.960
I give that a fail.
00:39:41.760 --> 00:39:42.239
Yep.
00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:46.800
I thought it was as fun to watch as it was to make fun of and find things wrong with it.
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:47.920
That's fair.
00:39:48.159 --> 00:39:50.480
It's a neat movie, but just terrible.
00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:53.280
Um I sent Mass Effect 3 back unfinished.
00:39:53.360 --> 00:39:54.639
I made it 10 hours and quit.
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:55.360
I just BAM.
00:39:55.679 --> 00:39:56.480
I don't care.
00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:59.599
I just they Bioware is dead.
00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:01.760
It's just some EA company now.
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:11.599
If the ultimate Mass Effect and Bioware fanboy Bill now hates them, then that means my years of of hatred towards them was correct.
00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:15.679
No, because all their and I feel vindicated now.
00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:17.199
No, that doesn't work.
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:20.880
I feel vindicated now that I was right all the time.
00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:26.000
It'd be like if I told you now the Battle Royale director is making remakes of Twilight, you'd be like, God damn it.
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:27.199
He's he's dead actually.
00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:28.800
Well, whatever, but you get the point.
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:32.800
Well, they resurrected his corpse, and that corpse is making the Twilight films.
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:33.119
Yeah.
00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:34.239
I love their old games.
00:40:34.320 --> 00:40:38.159
I wish they were on the Vita, so I'd have a reason to buy them to play old games.
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:40.719
I was right, and I'm feel vindicated.
00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:42.800
Well, if that's how you feel, I'm happy for you.
00:40:43.039 --> 00:40:45.199
The Blacket of Hope has covered my life.
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:48.880
Um I made it through an hour's worth of Dragon's Dogma.
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:49.519
Okay.
00:40:49.840 --> 00:41:08.239
And I I didn't dislike it, but I knew I I just remember hearing a lot of the things that you guys were saying where it was like there's no fast travel for a long time, and I just I knew that this was not the right time for me to try and put a bunch of time into a game like this, and I would end up quitting anyway, so I just I bailed.
00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:10.639
Did you use our characters?
00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:12.880
No, I didn't even make it that far.
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:15.599
You get that in like the first ten minutes.
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:19.840
I couldn't understand what the fuck was going on with all of that mess.
00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:23.199
I actually dropped that game like a bad habit for some reason.
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:42.960
I it seems like something that I would want, but at the same time, like everything's there in the RPG aspect that I want, like depth, lots of things to do, there's kind of cool combat, exploring, but I found that the story, I was so not caring about what was going on, I I couldn't get into it.
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:48.800
Like at least Skyrim, on some level, I was like, well, I kind of want to know what's going on.
00:41:49.039 --> 00:41:51.440
This I didn't care in the slightest.
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:57.679
I think for me, I was looking for another Dark Souls-esque game.
00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:00.719
I was looking for something along those lines.
00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:02.719
And it was not that.
00:42:03.039 --> 00:42:05.039
Initially that's what people were saying.
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:07.280
And it kind of looked and felt like it.
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:09.920
Yeah, it definitely had to look like it, yeah.
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:11.519
But it wasn't even close.
00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:13.199
It's not what I wanted.
00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:20.800
Well, and and the the inventory slash equipment separation, like what the shit was that about?
00:42:21.199 --> 00:42:22.559
Why would anyone do that?
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:30.800
How in what world was that a good idea that you needed to go into a separate menu and equip things so that you could then equip and move them around?
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:32.559
Like, that was just terrible.
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:39.039
I still will say it has the greatest um setup of ever for climbing on monsters and stuff.
00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:39.760
That's really awesome.
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:40.320
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:41.199
Yeah, that was cool.
00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:42.719
That was cool.
00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:50.800
And there were things that I think that I I I could have inevitably gotten into it, but it just it didn't grab me like I'd hoped.
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:54.559
No real bad words against it, it just wasn't for me.
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:56.079
Simple as that.
00:42:56.800 --> 00:43:00.000
Um giant text.
00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:07.039
Um I last weekend I started and finished Need for Speed the Run.
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:08.800
Yeah, how'd that work out for you?
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:14.320
I remember you pitching that game to me, and then no more than a day later you're like, this sucks.
00:43:14.719 --> 00:43:28.079
Well, like the first half of it, I don't know if that's a correct ratio, but we'll just say like for a period through playing, it's amazing, and it feels like a burnout of old, where you have set levels, you gotta do this, and it was great.
00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:44.800
And then it just took the shift where the AI starts screwing you, the level design isn't as good, there's trivial storyline shit that just seems to spoil and wreck stuff that yeah, I I I I I became very angry by the end of it and just wanted it to fucking end.
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:50.559
Like another another company that was eaten by EA and completely fucking destroyed.
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:59.679
But I mean the driving model's all great, and I paid like I think eleven dollars for it, so in that I was happy enough, but I I just want another bird.
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:00.639
Burnout game.
00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:04.559
I don't want I don't like the fact that there are no more and they're all Need for Speed games.
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:08.559
Like after playing this, I have zero interest in the next Need for Speed game.
00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:14.960
Where it was kind of shaping up to be like a burnout, just happens to be called Need for Speed.
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:16.800
Now I don't care after playing this.
00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:18.079
Like I'm just I'm out.
00:44:18.320 --> 00:44:24.559
You you guys are you make really great racing, but because of your overlords, the game's gonna suck balls.
00:44:24.719 --> 00:44:30.559
And there's like a million of these little all the online codes and shit that I don't understand what's happening.
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:32.400
They're just they're gonna wreck it.
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:34.159
Did Criterion make it?
00:44:34.400 --> 00:44:35.199
I thought so.
00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:36.320
It feels like it.
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:40.639
If if it wasn't, those guys are also one of the few groups that get it.
00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:44.079
Because I know that they did SSX, and that's really bad.
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:45.199
SSX?
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:47.920
Yeah, they did the new SSX, remember?
00:44:48.079 --> 00:44:48.719
Oh, really?
00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:49.440
I believe so.
00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:50.559
That's also sitting here.
00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:56.320
I wasn't gonna talk much about it because I didn't play a whole hell of a lot, but my immediate impressions were this isn't very good.
00:44:56.559 --> 00:44:59.119
Amp three was better six years ago.
00:44:59.360 --> 00:44:59.679
Yep.
00:44:59.920 --> 00:45:02.480
SSX was made by Criterion, the new one.
00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:03.440
Interesting.
00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:09.760
Yeah, that the that game's problem is that uh Amp 3, you're actually snowboarding down a mountain.
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:11.920
I don't know what the fuck's happening in these tracks.
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:14.079
Like, it's just no good.
00:45:14.320 --> 00:45:20.000
I'm gonna give it a fair shake here probably this week, but um my immediate thoughts are nope.
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:22.239
Glad I paid five dollars for it.
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:23.039
Huh.
00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:23.760
Yeah.
00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:27.119
Did did you watch the dancing faggot in the ghoul dog a minute ago?
00:45:27.360 --> 00:45:27.599
I did.
00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:28.719
It was very sexy.
00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:29.119
Okay.
00:45:29.599 --> 00:45:36.480
Uh this weekend, uh earlier in the week I started Max Payne, and yesterday I played for like seven, eight hours and finished that.
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:37.840
That was pretty good.
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:39.119
Finish it?
00:45:39.360 --> 00:45:39.760
Yeah.
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:40.480
Wow.
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:47.119
That one kind of feel like if you were to take Uncharted and remove the jokes, right?
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:54.239
And remove the platforming, and instead you have combat that's not completely broken and shit.
00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:55.440
It's kind of what you have.
00:45:55.599 --> 00:46:06.559
Like it it's it's in that flavor where there's a big story and they're very clear-cut clear-cut where they want you to go, and things are interesting and neat.
00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:08.800
I don't think the combat in Uncharted is shit.
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:09.840
It's fucking garbage.
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:13.039
Uncharted three I quit playing because it's so broken.
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:16.800
If I shoot a guy in the face, he's dead.
00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:18.000
It's that simple.
00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:25.280
You can't shoot multiple rounds into someone's face in a game that's supposed to like be have some sense of realism.
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:26.800
And this is getting to the point, though.
00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:35.440
So in the beginning, most of Max Pain was that way, and towards the end, a ton of the guys all had helmets, which it just sucks the fun out of it.
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:40.239
Like you're you're pushing for all this realism and like movie quality stuff.
00:46:41.039 --> 00:46:43.440
You can't then have bullet sponges anymore.
00:46:43.679 --> 00:46:49.840
You have to change the way the game plays because bullet sponges are not fun and take you out of it.
00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:54.480
And by the end of it, it was definitely that, and I got kind of sour towards the end of the game.
00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:58.320
But un like Uncharted 3 from the very beginning was just rubbish.
00:46:58.480 --> 00:46:59.519
It wasn't fun.
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:10.400
Like these guys are just wearing tank tops, two bullets from an AK, they're down, and when they don't go down and I shoot them in the face, and they're still not going down, the game is no longer fun.
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:11.760
It's nonsense.
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:14.079
And this one it's what?
00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:16.159
Sorry, Angry Bill this episode.
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:19.760
No, it just it it doesn't it doesn't make sense.
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:21.039
It doesn't work.
00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:26.239
It it just it's the the combat in the Uncharted 3 was no good.
00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:34.159
It like it became easier to just not shoot people and like roll around and get just try and go for like the hand-to-hand finishes.
00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:44.800
Like the first Uncharted I I played, I got tons and tons of headshots because like you'd zoom in on them and click the thumbstick just slightly and it would aim at their head and pop, they'd be down.
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:46.079
And that's how I played the whole game.
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:46.800
It was a ton of fun.
00:47:46.880 --> 00:47:49.119
Like Splinter Cell, headshots are headshots.
00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:53.920
This shit where they can take multiple rounds to the face, it's no good.
00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:58.960
They're not aliens where you can maybe justify it, like Gears of War or something, or Halo.
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:06.320
It's that's a guy in a Nike tank top, one shot to the face, he's done.
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:08.000
You know what I mean?
00:48:08.320 --> 00:48:08.639
Okay.
00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:09.519
I don't know.
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:16.719
But overall, I I don't think it's a Josh game, I'm not sure if it's a Kyle game, but I I enjoyed it quite a bit.
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:20.159
I liked the story, it was deep, it was it was of movie quality.
00:48:20.239 --> 00:48:21.360
They did a really good job.
00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:28.400
It looks beautiful, there's a lot of things, it was kind of dire and dark, but I I I I enjoyed it quite a bit.
00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:29.199
Quite a bit.
00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:38.320
The last couple levels, I I don't think the last level should have even existed, and I got kind of frustrated that I had to play one more whole round of this shit, but it was neat.
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:39.199
Yeah.
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:40.559
Max Bane.
00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:46.159
The only thing I remember of that about that is I was harassing you while I was playing Dark Souls.
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:47.360
That was fun.
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:48.159
Yeah.
00:48:48.480 --> 00:48:49.760
Games Windows Live.
00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:50.320
Love it.
00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:52.320
I like Windows and Games for Windows Live.
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:55.840
I I still don't fully understand why people hate it as much as they do.
00:48:56.480 --> 00:48:59.679
Extra Cheevos, who gives a shit if that's what you care about.
00:48:59.920 --> 00:49:00.320
I don't know.
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:01.440
Max Pain.
00:49:01.920 --> 00:49:03.039
The combat was fun.
00:49:03.199 --> 00:49:10.559
The weird thing though, I think the weirdest thing about it is the other ones that I've played, I always was real heavy on the bullet time, right?
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:11.679
Remember those games?
00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:13.199
You probably didn't play them, did you?
00:49:13.519 --> 00:49:13.679
No.
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:14.159
No.
00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:19.760
I I barely used bullet time in this game because it was just a cover-based shooter.
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:37.199
Like it's very similar to Uncharted, just remove the platforming and jokes and make it much more serious and dark, where like you'll you'll get these random kind of not so much cutscenes, but like slow-mo cinematics where like the last guy in the room, you know how Gears of War makes that little bell sound?
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:49.679
Well, in this game, the last guy in the area you're in, it goes to slow-mo, and you can hold A and then continue firing, and it's horribly gruesome, vulgar graphic shots to a body.
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:52.320
Like that sniper game is bullet porn.
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:54.239
This is like bullet snuff.
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:57.679
Like it's really, really fucking graphic.
00:49:57.760 --> 00:49:58.559
Like one of the things.
00:49:58.719 --> 00:50:00.320
It brings you to dark places.
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:13.119
Yeah, like when the bullet goes through this guy's eye, like uh and like the blood squirting out very accurately and little bits of spray, like it's very, very graphic and kind of what it should be.
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:18.480
How do you know what it looks like when a bullet goes through someone's eye?
00:50:18.800 --> 00:50:20.480
Well He's played sniper.
00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:21.360
Yeah.
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:23.440
It goes all X-ray, Kyle.
00:50:23.679 --> 00:50:34.719
Well, like the the the descriptors, like in a lot of the war movies, when the the veterans talk about things they've seen, that's what they model stuff after, so I'm assuming it's fairly accurate.
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:35.360
Uh-huh.
00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:39.760
And just with doctors and physics and scientists, they c they can tell you what's going to happen.
00:50:40.079 --> 00:50:42.880
But I'm pretty sure the large on personal experience?
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:43.920
No, no, no, no.
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:44.239
Okay.
00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:50.719
I'm pretty sure the large gaping, bleeding fissure in someone's face is fairly accurate.
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:59.679
But it's neat when you can slow down time as they're like falling through the air and you can continue to shoot and kind of steer or just just see shit blowing up all over them.
00:50:59.920 --> 00:51:01.360
It's pretty neat.
00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:06.000
You shoot them so that they're spinning when they hit the ground.
00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:07.039
Sort of.
00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:09.840
I mean it it's there's a lot of things to like about it.
00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:22.800
I don't necessarily think either of you would enjoy it that much, but I would say if someone would have told me much earlier that it's like Uncharted, but darker and you don't have any platforming, I probably would have played it sooner.
00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:24.480
Because that's really how it felt.
00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:30.480
It felt like they they enjoyed Uncharted a lot and made something with their own kind of touch.
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:34.639
And I hope the uh what's the new Naughty Dog game coming out?
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.039
Uh Last of Us?
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:37.599
Yeah.
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:47.119
I I hope that they pick up on certain things in here where learn from the failures of Uncharted Three's combat and make that more realistic so that it's more fun.
00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:50.880
Like if I shoot a guy in the face, he's done.
00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:52.719
It's that simple.
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:54.239
And I will love that game.
00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:58.079
If it's like Uncharted Three, I won't make it half an hour and I'll eject it.
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:00.559
So let's hope they get that.
00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:02.719
But that's it.
00:52:02.960 --> 00:52:04.800
I don't really care to talk about NES games.
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:08.960
I did get the emulator running on the Wii again and had a lot of fun with that, but no one cares.
00:52:09.280 --> 00:52:10.880
You don't want to talk about any books?
00:52:11.119 --> 00:52:13.679
No, that was really just an o'fuck with you.
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:16.000
Thanks, Bill.
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:21.199
Josh, Kyle, Bill.
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:26.159
Congratulations on reaching the 100th Critical Strike episode.
00:52:26.480 --> 00:52:29.599
It's a milestone that many podcasts never reach.
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:32.960
Thank you for the hours of enjoyment that I have had listening to your show.
00:52:33.199 --> 00:52:38.320
Laughter, tears, stories that I probably wish I hadn't actually heard.
00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:42.079
Things I'm still trying to flush from my memory.
00:52:42.400 --> 00:52:44.400
Anyway, keep up the good work.
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:49.679
And let's see if we can squeeze another 100 episodes of filth from you boys.
00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:52.800
I don't want to watch Jurassic Park 3.
00:52:53.760 --> 00:52:59.360
Alright, uh I've actually played some games that are currently animation.
00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:02.320
Everybody get excited.
00:53:06.239 --> 00:53:07.760
I'm sorry, Josh.
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:14.239
And uh, because my new love is also arcade games again after another fun spot trip.
00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:16.239
Your new love is also your old love?
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:16.800
Yeah.
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:18.559
I uh set another world record.
00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:20.000
I'm just waiting for it to be validated.
00:53:20.639 --> 00:53:20.880
What?
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:22.320
Yep, yep.
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:26.239
Is it by the guy in uh in the documentary I watched?
00:53:26.480 --> 00:53:26.800
No.
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:29.840
The guy that does the arm exercises with the dumbbell thing?
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:30.960
I wish it was.
00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:32.000
What?
00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:35.119
What's the the uh the Donkey Kong one?
00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:36.480
The Donkey Kong one?
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:37.679
It's not King of Kong?
00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:43.760
Yeah, it's not the older guy, it's the guy that sits with a stack of tapes and watches those and he has like the little like Robert Merchant?
00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:44.159
Yeah.
00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:48.960
I would so love if he had to sit there exercising his forearm while watching your crap.
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:51.440
He's no longer involved with uh Twin Galaxies.
00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:52.639
That's depressing.
00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:54.960
Because of the controversy.
00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:55.760
Yeah.
00:53:56.000 --> 00:53:59.119
Uh so yeah, waiting for that to get validated, that's pretty cool.
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:02.000
I actually said it while I was on Skype uh the other Saturday.
00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:04.719
Um Josh, the game title would be nice.
00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:06.159
Uh Charlie Ninja.
00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:07.599
Charlie Ninja.
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:15.199
It's a 1994 beat-em-up uh by I can't remember the name of the company, but it's formed by former uh oh, Mitchell.
00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:15.920
Mitchell.
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:19.039
Uh they are formed from former Capcom employees.
00:54:19.199 --> 00:54:29.360
I actually saw the game because I was looking up the records that somebody el who we go up to Funspot with uh has, and I decided I wanted to take one of his records, and so I did.
00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:33.280
Wait, you took one of you're taking one of Billy Mitchell's records?
00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:43.519
No, Mitchell is the company that made the game, and my friend is the the who we go to Funspot with, uh had the record, and I decided to beat it.
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:44.639
Interesting.
00:54:45.119 --> 00:54:48.079
It would have been more exciting if you're taking one of Billy Mitchell's records.
00:54:48.239 --> 00:54:49.039
God, I want to see what's going on.
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:51.360
He doesn't have many left, anyways.
00:54:51.599 --> 00:54:53.599
I think he has one world record left.
00:54:53.920 --> 00:54:54.719
What's that in?
00:54:55.199 --> 00:54:57.199
Uh, the perfect game of Pac-Man.
00:54:57.280 --> 00:55:00.400
And you can no longer beat that record, you can only tie it.
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:02.480
So he was forever known as number one.
00:55:02.800 --> 00:55:04.159
What what does that mean?
00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:12.880
Uh, to get a perfect game of Pac-Man, you have to pick up every like cherry or whatever on the board that shows up.
00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:17.039
You have to eat every pellet, you have to eat every ghost, and you cannot die.
00:55:17.440 --> 00:55:19.679
Throughout I think it's like three hundred something boards.
00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:22.239
Yeah, I like boobs way too much for that.
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:24.880
Yeah, well, there's quite a few people who have done it since.
00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:29.599
In fact, now they also keep track of who's down at the fastest, and he's actually down at the slowest.
00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:32.079
So I think one guy did it in three hours.
00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:35.519
So he's actually probably like number six of the number ones.
00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:37.199
He's one point six.
00:55:37.519 --> 00:55:40.639
Well, I mean he's d he's always number one because he's done it first.
00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:41.679
Yeah, that's lame.
00:55:41.840 --> 00:55:42.320
Officially.
00:55:42.719 --> 00:55:45.440
Apparently there are people who've done it before him, it's just never been.
00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:50.639
It seems like something like that where if you've achieved a perfect score, then it defaults to time.
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:53.360
Well, that's what they're keeping track of now as well.
00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:58.800
So there are people who have it fastest that are number one, but he's known as the first.
00:55:59.039 --> 00:55:59.599
I see.
00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:02.159
So yeah, um, I've been playing Terra Online.
00:56:02.320 --> 00:56:03.599
Well, I was playing Terror Online.
00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:06.239
It's a uh Was?
00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:09.679
Uh yeah, I haven't played it in like two weeks, three weeks.
00:56:09.920 --> 00:56:10.079
I see.
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:13.760
Pretty much, yeah.
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:16.400
Uh Terror Online is a MMO.
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:18.559
I don't know if either of you have ever seen it.
00:56:18.800 --> 00:56:21.199
Uh I an MMO or Terra Online?
00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:22.559
Terror Online.
00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:23.840
I have not.
00:56:24.079 --> 00:56:24.400
Okay.
00:56:24.559 --> 00:56:31.199
It's uh it's kind of an anime-ish uh fantasy uh MMO kind of.
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:37.280
It's it's it comes off as steampunk to me in in certain aspects, like when you get to certain towns and stuff.
00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:40.559
Some of the characters Pet O'Bear would be a fan of?
00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:44.639
No, that's the game that remember I took the picture of my cat that was a s uh my character.
00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:48.079
That was awesome.
00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:48.880
Yep.
00:56:49.199 --> 00:56:50.159
That was awesome.
00:56:50.480 --> 00:56:52.159
Even though I deleted him the next day.
00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:52.639
Oh.
00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:54.239
You should have kept him.
00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:59.920
So uh the the really cool thing about this game, actually, is the combat.
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:02.559
So your typical MMO is very turn-based.
00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:05.599
You attack once, they attack, and it's generally auto-attack.
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:15.920
So World of Warcraft falls into that where you have your special moves and you can do them, but you can't like manually dodge and all this other shit, or block or anything else, right?
00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:21.280
So Terror Online it plays kind of imagine like God of War.
00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:25.599
Like you are actually attacking, you have to attack, and there is no auto-attack.
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:31.360
You can block, you can move out of the way, you can roll, you like you can avoid contact altogether if you want.
00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:35.440
So it has real-time combat, which is pretty interesting.
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:37.440
And it adds a different element to it.
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:48.800
So like I like in World of Warcraft, if you run away from or generally any other MMO, if you run away from a monster because you're low on health, they will keep randomly attacking you while chasing you.
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:55.360
Uh in this game, I was in a boss encounter and I had like five health left.
00:57:55.599 --> 00:58:04.960
And um so I I just started basically uh kiting him around and uh avoiding all contact while randomly hitting him as well.
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:08.480
So I was able to survive that uh survive that fight by doing that.
00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:09.280
Nice.
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:12.639
Which in other games you wouldn't have been able to do, obviously.
00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:13.840
So it's pretty cool.
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:15.840
It it's a fucking beautiful game though.
00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:19.199
I I I know Mike's posted some screenshots and I have as well.
00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:21.039
But uh it's beautiful.
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:27.280
It's I don't know if it's worth fifteen dollars though, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of people playing it like other MMOs.
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:28.400
So yeah.
00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:29.840
That's terror online.
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:30.480
Okay.
00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:31.920
Is there a free trial of it?
00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:34.079
I don't think so.
00:58:35.119 --> 00:58:36.559
In fact, I'm gonna say no.
00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:38.719
What are your thoughts on Guild Wars 2?
00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:39.599
You gonna take a step?
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:42.159
I have no thoughts on Guild Wars 2.
00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:42.639
Okay.
00:58:43.039 --> 00:58:45.440
I I didn't I didn't like the first one.
00:58:45.840 --> 00:58:48.079
Um I probably won't like this one.
00:58:48.159 --> 00:58:50.400
I don't like all instance-based things.
00:58:50.880 --> 00:59:05.360
I like being able to have a world that I can go around and freely wander where I want rather than I'm in a main hub town and each exit goes into a different server where I might be by myself or I might be by two people.
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:06.639
I like having the open world.
00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:13.840
So it's more like um the White Knight Chronicles where we all kind of meet someplace and play a preset thing.
00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:14.480
Yeah.
00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:15.119
I see.
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:19.440
I I like the idea that you buy the game and then you can just play whenever there's no monthly fee.
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:21.039
I thought that was at least kinda cool.
00:59:21.360 --> 00:59:23.039
Yeah, that is definitely a big plus.
00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:27.679
And and the first one was pretty successful, so I'm I'm glad that they they're still around.
00:59:28.159 --> 00:59:30.079
Because you do need that competition.
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:30.960
It's nice.
00:59:31.199 --> 00:59:33.440
I just I I don't like instance things.
00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:41.440
That's why I didn't really like um the old republic or whatever it was uh the because i I like MMOs where if I see something I can go there.
00:59:42.320 --> 00:59:44.320
In that everything is instance off.
00:59:44.400 --> 00:59:46.000
You can't go wherever you want.
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:53.440
It seems like there'll be a weekend where I can get Guild Wars 2 for like 25, 30 bucks and I'll try it, because why not, you know?
00:59:53.760 --> 00:59:56.719
Yeah, I mean i I'll I'll probably try it at some point.
00:59:56.880 --> 01:00:00.400
I tried the first one for a little while, so we'll see.
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:01.440
Word.
01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:05.760
Um, Bill and I played Tiger Woods Golf 13.
01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:07.840
Oh man, is that any good?
01:00:10.320 --> 01:00:11.440
That's not very convincing.
01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:14.559
Well, it's definitely better than it has been in years.
01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:15.280
We'll say that.
01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:19.280
Yeah, I think the only one other one I play was 11, maybe?
01:00:20.159 --> 01:00:21.599
The last one I bought was 07.
01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:24.639
This is the first one where I would consider buying it since then.
01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:26.079
Yeah, it looks good.
01:00:26.320 --> 01:00:28.239
It definitely is finally improved.
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:30.880
Um I'm just really bad at it.
01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:35.199
Like, it seems overly complicated with the stick control.
01:00:35.760 --> 01:00:37.039
Are you using the move?
01:00:37.599 --> 01:00:38.320
No, no.
01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:45.360
I'm I'm using you to putt and everything you have to like pull, like say you you're I don't know fucking golf terms.
01:00:45.679 --> 01:00:53.199
It measures how straight you pull it back, but along with that, the speed, which both affect multiple things.
01:00:53.519 --> 01:00:56.320
Like they've trimmed down the UI a lot, right, Josh?
01:00:56.400 --> 01:00:59.679
Like it's it's there's hardly anything to like just hitting the ball now.
01:00:59.840 --> 01:01:02.239
Trigger switch clubs, and it's a stick.
01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:08.480
Yeah, and and so you're pulling back on the left stick and you have to pull it back straight and then push it forward quickly.
01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:10.079
Also timed.
01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:11.039
Right.
01:01:11.119 --> 01:01:16.719
And if you're off a little bit, it shows you, but then the fucking ball flies to the side that you were off.
01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:25.519
So like I the only way that I can really control it well is to use the analog stick almost like an arcade stick where I'm holding it with two fingers and I pull back and I push forward.
01:01:25.679 --> 01:01:26.079
Yep.
01:01:26.320 --> 01:01:28.320
That's how I end up doing it as well.
01:01:28.639 --> 01:01:36.960
But that limits you because you're controlling the spin on the ball with the other stick, and now I obviously I can't do it because I'm dedicating one whole hand to it.
01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:40.400
At the pro level difficulty, which is what the club plays.
01:01:40.719 --> 01:01:43.039
Right, which I'm not gonna do anymore.
01:01:43.280 --> 01:01:48.880
Yeah, I I try I tried playing a few holes like that, and it just it doesn't seem fun.
01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:50.800
No, it it's not fun to me.
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:55.440
I understand why they did it, because obviously some guys in the club are really fucking good.
01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:58.320
Like I guess they were pulling like minus twenty on almost everything.
01:01:58.480 --> 01:01:59.039
Yeah.
01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:08.079
But for me, somebody who just wants to play this every once in a while, I'll I'll probably like you and I can do our own club, and if Carl gets it, he can join.
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:11.119
It would be fun if we us reset on Skype, Carl.
01:02:11.199 --> 01:02:17.199
It it would be a lot of fun when we kind of make it more pleasing to play and remove some of the things that just add difficulty.
01:02:17.360 --> 01:02:18.719
It it's pretty cool.
01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:24.320
Yeah, my brother's looking to get get it, but he only's got it on he's only got an Xbox.
01:02:25.119 --> 01:02:31.920
I could be talked into going to the Xbox route because I like the sticks infinitely better, and I think it would be easier to play.
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:39.039
The PlayStation are so loose and all over the place that it's it actually makes hitting more difficult than it should be, I think.
01:02:39.360 --> 01:02:50.880
That's just a matter of preference and opinion, so people don't get your panties in a bunch, but I I I could be possibly talked into it at some point, so I think the price will drop off quick.
01:02:51.199 --> 01:02:51.599
Yeah.
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:54.000
But it's definitely it's it's it's fun.
01:02:54.079 --> 01:02:59.199
They they did a lot of things to make it seem fresh again, because they hadn't in years.
01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:08.480
But what Josh, I'll I'm interested in your what do you think of the barrage of points and pins and things?
01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:14.480
Like, I wasn't expecting that mess of stuff.
01:03:14.960 --> 01:03:18.400
I I didn't know what the fuck was going on with all that.
01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:21.280
I think that happens when you join the club.
01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:42.960
Yeah, like so you can you can you gain not extra there's XP, but you also gain coins from playing, from doing whatever, doesn't matter what, and those coins then can be used to like buy like pins that you put on your bag that can give you like bonus XP for that round or extra stats that round.
01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:44.239
Is that right, Josh?
01:03:44.480 --> 01:03:45.039
Yep.
01:03:45.280 --> 01:04:14.719
Yeah, it just seemed like so you're they're in the club they're throwing all these things to make it more realistic and difficult, but all of that kind of gets subsidized by this complex measure of like coins and people are just paying EA to have a bunch of coins so that they could just boost all their stats per round and but you can earn all the d I guess you can earn all the DLC and everything else by actually just playing it and earning it yourself, and then you could buy it with the coins that you that you are actually getting from playing.
01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:20.159
So like if you want to buy it with real money, you can, or you can play the game and earn the stuff on your own.
01:04:20.480 --> 01:04:29.119
Which is an initially I thought shit, because I figured it would just be an endless grind, but just playing the game and you could inevitably just get everything.
01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:30.000
Yeah, which is neat.
01:04:30.239 --> 01:04:32.159
I mean it's a it's it does a lot of cool things.
01:04:32.320 --> 01:04:33.440
It does a lot of cool things.
01:04:33.519 --> 01:04:36.320
And and yeah, I can see us having some fun with it, I think.
01:04:36.480 --> 01:04:36.960
Yeah.
01:04:37.199 --> 01:04:38.159
I I don't hate it.
01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:40.639
I would try the demo, Kyle, for real.
01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:48.320
Like I I they it really did seem fresh, and I hadn't had any interest in Tiger Woods in a while, and it it is better.
01:04:48.480 --> 01:04:51.360
They've they've done some things to make it better again.
01:04:51.679 --> 01:04:51.920
Okay.
01:04:52.559 --> 01:05:07.760
I wouldn't feel like for all these years I just I didn't see the point in restarting my character every year when the game was essentially the same, and this one is the first one that feels genuinely new and different and more difficult, but not in a cheap way.
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:11.199
Like it just it it's fun.
01:05:11.519 --> 01:05:12.159
Alright.
01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:16.960
Well, the last golf game I've played was Lynx on the PC.
01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:18.400
Damn, that's old.
01:05:18.559 --> 01:05:18.880
Yeah.
01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:20.400
I it's it's fun though.
01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:21.280
I think that you would like it.
01:05:21.360 --> 01:05:25.599
And I think like Bill said, if we were all on Skype just shooting the shit while playing, it would be a lot of fun.
01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:25.920
Alright.
01:05:26.159 --> 01:05:31.840
It's just I can't do it at the levels that the the club that Pete and everybody else have uh have it set to.
01:05:32.079 --> 01:05:33.599
And that's nothing against all of that.
01:05:33.760 --> 01:05:42.079
It's just I I don't have the time, much as yourself apparently, to put that kind of commitment into being able to play at their level.
01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:44.480
I just it's not gonna happen.
01:05:44.800 --> 01:05:45.039
Right.
01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:48.719
And I I you know, I know they say, well just play, it doesn't matter.
01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:55.199
Well I d I don't want to why why bother and always finish near the end just because I don't I don't know.
01:05:55.440 --> 01:05:56.079
Just not for me.
01:05:56.159 --> 01:05:58.239
I d I don't want to finish last every time.
01:05:58.639 --> 01:05:59.440
It's not fun.
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:01.760
I like to have a sporting shot.
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:02.639
Right.
01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:04.000
Yeah, I don't I don't know.
01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:05.280
It it it's fun though.
01:06:05.440 --> 01:06:08.239
But uh other than that, I've been playing Dark Souls PC.
01:06:09.760 --> 01:06:12.800
And that looks beautiful on your machine.
01:06:13.039 --> 01:06:13.679
Much nicer.
01:06:13.760 --> 01:06:13.920
Yeah.
01:06:14.079 --> 01:06:14.480
Much nicer.
01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:17.119
And I can I I can crank it up higher too.
01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:20.960
It's just I like the silky smooth frame rate and I don't want to push it too much.
01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:24.239
Um I mean it's the same thing as as Dark Souls before.
01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:29.840
I haven't hit the new DLC stuff or the what what they added to the PC version.
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:36.400
Uh you have to get to a certain point in the game to get to that and I haven't yet, but uh it's fun going through it again.
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:37.920
I uh absolutely love that game.
01:06:38.079 --> 01:06:41.760
It's it's still hard and and challenging.
01:06:41.920 --> 01:06:47.679
Even though like I know what to expect now, so I'm kind of running through stuff a lot quicker than what I would have before.
01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:48.480
Yeah.
01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:58.719
But uh obviously your challenges are from your boss battles and everything else, so I'm I'm just glad that Blight Town wouldn't be isn't laggy anymore.
01:06:58.960 --> 01:07:06.159
Yeah, and that's uh i it it dropped maybe a tiny tiny little bit, but that's because I had the resolution so cranked up.
01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:10.239
But it is much, much smoother than what it was on the console.
01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:12.159
And I guess they fixed it on the console version.
01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:13.599
I haven't played it since.
01:07:13.840 --> 01:07:15.119
But I w I don't know.
01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:17.199
When I played it, it was atrocious.
01:07:17.519 --> 01:07:18.639
Yeah, it really was.
01:07:18.719 --> 01:07:19.760
It was horrible.
01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:45.280
Um so yeah, uh basically uh what's great is when the game first was announced, actually, they they well not announced, but shortly thereafter, they said that they were gonna be locking the resolution uh and the frame rate, so i it was gonna have a very bad blurry look to the game, and and people apparently later on when the game was coming out found out about this, even though it was said much earlier.
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:48.800
Uh and they started fucking throwing a shitstorm.
01:07:49.039 --> 01:07:58.320
People were canceling the pre-orders from Steam and Green Man Gaming and all this other stuff, and uh so one modder actually went out and created a mod that fixes that.
01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:12.320
It unlocks the resolution, you can have an internal resolution that uh makes the game fucking smooth and and really beautiful, gets rid of rid of the blurry effect and the pixelation, and it's way better than the console version.
01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:14.400
Way, way better than the console version.
01:08:14.639 --> 01:08:17.920
Like anybody else who says that it's a shit port is an idiot.
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:18.960
They don't know what to talk about.
01:08:19.039 --> 01:08:21.119
The game plays better.
01:08:21.279 --> 01:08:26.640
It it plays like the the core of the game plays like it did on the console, it just looks better and it feels better.
01:08:31.039 --> 01:08:32.000
It's not a shit port.
01:08:32.079 --> 01:08:32.880
The game is there.
01:08:33.039 --> 01:08:34.800
Everything about the game is perfect.
01:08:35.039 --> 01:08:36.560
And trust me, I'm pretty far.
01:08:36.640 --> 01:08:39.920
I put twenty-two point five hours into it in three days.
01:08:41.119 --> 01:08:41.840
Ridiculous.
01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:44.399
Have you passed uh Anor Londo?
01:08:44.880 --> 01:08:46.000
Yep, yeah, I have.
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:47.279
Yeah, yeah.
01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:49.840
I killed Bill's wolf today.
01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:55.920
Yeah, and then I killed um the four kings already.
01:08:56.159 --> 01:08:57.279
So wow.
01:08:57.520 --> 01:09:00.000
But it it's it's a great game, it's a great port.
01:09:00.079 --> 01:09:06.640
I don't uh it's forty bucks for the port, and actually Green Man Gaming has a twenty percent off code right now.
01:09:06.880 --> 01:09:08.319
So it's well worth it.
01:09:08.560 --> 01:09:11.359
Is Green Man Gaming like safe?
01:09:11.520 --> 01:09:18.079
Like every time I've looked at it, like all of my browser things like alert me, like, hey, this site's a little sketchy.
01:09:18.399 --> 01:09:20.319
Uh I I think it's it's completely legit.
01:09:20.479 --> 01:09:20.800
I love it.
01:09:20.880 --> 01:09:21.920
I've used it a couple times.
01:09:22.079 --> 01:09:22.960
I I didn't for this.
01:09:23.039 --> 01:09:25.920
I think that's where I got Sanctuary 3 actually, because they had a sale on it.
01:09:26.159 --> 01:09:30.720
Do you have like all of like the blockers and script blocks and stuff before you go to it?
01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:32.239
I have adblock plus.
01:09:32.880 --> 01:09:33.600
That's it.
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:36.159
Just curious.
01:09:36.479 --> 01:09:36.880
I don't know.
01:09:37.119 --> 01:09:38.720
You guys have any questions about Dark Souls?
01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:40.000
Because I mean it's pretty much the same game.
01:09:40.079 --> 01:09:40.800
It's just better than that.
01:09:40.960 --> 01:09:41.359
Yeah, cool.
01:09:41.520 --> 01:09:42.319
What's the new content?
01:09:42.399 --> 01:09:43.920
Isn't there like some extra shit?
01:09:44.159 --> 01:09:46.880
Yeah, it's a bunch of new bosses and and stuff like that.
01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:47.920
I haven't gotten to it yet, though.
01:09:48.319 --> 01:09:50.159
They're not like new areas or anything.
01:09:50.479 --> 01:09:51.840
Again, I haven't gotten to it yet.
01:09:52.640 --> 01:09:53.439
That was that was my guess.
01:09:53.760 --> 01:09:56.000
You have to get to a certain point in the game to get to it.
01:09:56.560 --> 01:09:57.119
Jesus Christ.
01:09:57.199 --> 01:09:59.119
It sounds like you've almost beaten the game though.
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:00.319
Yeah, twenty hours.
01:10:00.479 --> 01:10:02.000
What the fuck have you been doing?
01:10:02.319 --> 01:10:09.119
You have to grind, you have to I'm almost out of the No, you said you beat the kings though.
01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:09.680
Yeah?
01:10:10.079 --> 01:10:11.439
Seems like you're pretty far.
01:10:11.760 --> 01:10:20.880
The the three kings or four kings you have to um or one of the three or four main bosses you have to kill to fill up the lord vessel.
01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:22.560
So I'm not that far.
01:10:22.960 --> 01:10:26.560
I didn't even make it to know there was a lord vessel, so yeah.
01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:30.159
The lord vessel is what allows you to to warp around the world too.
01:10:30.880 --> 01:10:34.000
I see which they added a bunch new warp zones, so that's pretty awesome.
01:10:34.239 --> 01:10:34.720
Oh, did they?
01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:37.760
Oh wait, if they did that, that means there's more bonfires.
01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:41.439
No, the same amount of bonfires, they just made it so you can warp to certain ones.
01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:43.760
Uh there are more bonfires though, from what I understand.
01:10:44.000 --> 01:10:47.119
But a bunch of them in the console version you couldn't warp to.
01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:48.159
What?
01:10:48.319 --> 01:10:48.960
And now you can.
01:10:49.279 --> 01:10:50.720
They just didn't allow you to warp to them.
01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:51.039
Oh.
01:10:51.520 --> 01:10:52.319
Only a specific one.
01:10:52.640 --> 01:10:54.800
So do they patch that into the consoles?
01:10:55.119 --> 01:10:55.760
I believe so.
01:10:56.159 --> 01:10:56.560
Cool.
01:10:56.880 --> 01:10:58.079
That's kinda neat.
01:10:59.119 --> 01:11:02.319
I'm happy you're happy playing it for a second time.
01:11:02.640 --> 01:11:06.000
Because now you'll have to play it a bit more legit since you don't have the cheat.
01:11:06.720 --> 01:11:07.840
Actually, that still works.
01:11:07.920 --> 01:11:09.119
You just have to do it differently.
01:11:09.520 --> 01:11:10.079
Really?
01:11:10.800 --> 01:11:11.199
Yeah.
01:11:11.439 --> 01:11:13.760
They fixed the other way of doing it, but it still works.
01:11:14.000 --> 01:11:15.840
You can just you just have to do something a little different.
01:11:16.239 --> 01:11:16.720
Interesting.
01:11:16.960 --> 01:11:19.680
I'm gonna miss being level 750 though.
01:11:20.159 --> 01:11:22.159
See, I still take issue with that.
01:11:22.319 --> 01:11:31.920
Like what nor like a normal person, if they had been playing it legitimately, would they would probably probably by now just be getting to that level if they were playing it all the time.
01:11:32.239 --> 01:11:34.159
I think right now I'm like level 60.
01:11:34.399 --> 01:11:38.000
Yeah, but it slows down exponentially as you travel up.
01:11:38.399 --> 01:11:39.199
Yeah, definitely.
01:11:39.520 --> 01:11:45.359
I mean, like a uh in a legitimate fashion, a person would just now be getting to the top level.
01:11:45.600 --> 01:11:47.039
Which is asinine to me.
01:11:47.199 --> 01:11:50.880
It's not that good to play it that many times at that difficulty.
01:11:51.840 --> 01:11:54.399
I'm gonna play through it again too, once I finish it on this.
01:11:54.560 --> 01:11:56.000
I'm gonna go right through right back through it.
01:11:56.399 --> 01:11:57.279
On the harder setting.
01:11:59.520 --> 01:12:00.800
Yeah, I'm gonna new game pluses.
01:12:01.600 --> 01:12:05.039
I mean it is harder on a new game plus bosses act differently and everything else.
01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:07.920
Now you fight two wolves.
01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:10.640
Well, it's bad enough for four kings.
01:12:10.720 --> 01:12:12.640
This is the first time I've ever done that by myself.
01:12:12.880 --> 01:12:17.600
Because I think I had Pete maybe with me on that fight on the console.
01:12:17.840 --> 01:12:20.239
Uh god, that wolf fight's so sad.
01:12:20.720 --> 01:12:24.880
It is sad, but four kings, you actually have to fight four bosses at once.
01:12:26.159 --> 01:12:26.560
So yeah.
01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:28.560
Too much too much.
01:12:28.960 --> 01:12:29.520
Too much.
01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:32.319
I think you uh you guys would like it.
01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:33.920
I did like it.
01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:35.680
I think you should beat it, Carl.
01:12:36.000 --> 01:12:37.359
Yeah, I probably should beat it too.
01:12:37.600 --> 01:12:38.560
Kyle Kyle Crocodile.
01:12:38.720 --> 01:12:43.119
I'm gonna have to start from the beginning though, because I've lost all the uh muscle memory on how to play it.
01:12:44.479 --> 01:12:49.439
I still didn't understand how to do the whole what's it called when you jump around him and stab him in the back.
01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:50.479
Parry?
01:12:50.880 --> 01:12:54.479
No, there's the parry, but there's the move where you can jump around and hit him in the back.
01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:55.680
I'd never done that once.
01:12:55.840 --> 01:12:57.119
I didn't even know it existed.
01:12:57.359 --> 01:12:58.960
No, you just rotate around them.
01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:01.359
There was something funny with that, wasn't there?
01:13:01.520 --> 01:13:03.039
Like a certain No.
01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:07.199
Well, yeah, I never did that, which probably hindered my progression.
01:13:07.439 --> 01:13:17.520
I mean you can parry their their attack and then stab them in the front, or you can rotate around them and stab them in the back, which is great because I have a bunch of screenshots where I was stabbing people in the balls with a spear.
01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:18.079
Cool.
01:13:19.439 --> 01:13:23.840
It's awesome when you stab someone with that massive uh the black swordsman sword.
01:13:24.079 --> 01:13:27.199
Or a black knight sword, because it's like eighty feet long.
01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:30.880
Did you get the d the dragon's sword, whatever that was?
01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:31.680
The drake sword?
01:13:32.720 --> 01:13:37.680
I did I did it and I used it a little bit, but then I was like, I don't want to try it without it.
01:13:37.760 --> 01:13:46.079
Like I at first I was not using it, and then I think I got to Sun's Fortress and I and I started, and then once I got the lightning spear, I just stopped.
01:13:46.800 --> 01:13:51.439
So now I'm using the uh Fury Sword, the one that turns on fire when you swing it.
01:13:53.199 --> 01:13:57.439
Oh, that's um the what's your face's sword, right?
01:13:57.680 --> 01:13:59.600
Yep, Quay Lag or whatever.
01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:01.119
So yeah, that's Dark Souls.
01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:01.600
I love it.
01:14:01.680 --> 01:14:10.239
Like I can't wait to uh I think if my new game plus I'm gonna turn badass and then PvP invade people's games and curse them and do all the happy shit.
01:14:10.800 --> 01:14:14.000
Seems like it'd be more conducive for that kind of fun on the PC.
01:14:14.239 --> 01:14:17.359
I don't know why, it just seems more appropriate.
01:14:18.720 --> 01:14:19.520
So yeah.
01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:20.640
That's it.
01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:22.239
Hey, what's up guys?
01:14:22.319 --> 01:14:29.439
Uh I just want to wish you all three of you, uh Josh, Kyle, and uh Billy a uh congratulations on hitting episode 100.
01:14:29.520 --> 01:14:33.680
It's a really big feat, and I'm happy to see you guys uh finally get there.
01:14:33.760 --> 01:14:35.920
I it it takes a long time, trust me, I know.
01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:39.520
So, anyways, congratulations to you guys and uh keep the great shows coming.
01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:42.640
I I I love them each and every uh time we get a new show.
01:14:42.800 --> 01:14:43.279
Thanks, guys.
01:14:43.520 --> 01:14:44.000
Bye.
01:14:44.640 --> 01:14:48.479
Uh Kyle, why don't you tell them how they can get in contact with us if they so choose?
01:14:48.880 --> 01:14:49.199
Okay.
01:14:49.439 --> 01:14:51.520
Uh there are the standard ways.
01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:53.359
You can contact us at Twitter.
01:14:53.439 --> 01:15:01.840
Uh you can send a message to Josh at Nastro, myself at KRDumond, or Bill at BillyBo Black, or to the podcast at CriticalStrike.
01:15:01.920 --> 01:15:11.840
You can leave us a voice well at 909-cStrike or 909-278-7453, or shoot us an email at cstrikepodcast at gmail.com.
01:15:12.319 --> 01:15:14.560
And as always, you can hit platform nation.
01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:19.279
However, now there is a very fancy new edition, which is Double KO.
01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:19.840
Yep.
01:15:20.159 --> 01:15:21.199
Friend of the show.
01:15:21.840 --> 01:15:26.159
And congratulations to the Gamers Pub for their 100th episode that they're recording right now as well.
01:15:26.399 --> 01:15:26.960
Yes.
01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:30.960
And uh thank you, Ford 74, for the iTunes review.
01:15:31.199 --> 01:15:32.560
Oh my god, we got a new iTunes review.
01:15:34.239 --> 01:15:41.199
Yep, we finally got one, and uh, if you would like to join Ford 74 and leave us an iTunes review, Carl and Bill would really appreciate it.
01:15:41.520 --> 01:15:42.399
Sure we would.
01:15:42.560 --> 01:15:43.199
Yeah.
01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:45.600
Alright, that's gonna do it.
01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:50.560
Uh I'm gonna throw out a little montage at the end, like I did in the past, Carl, you're familiar with those.
01:15:51.199 --> 01:15:57.439
So Monta Montage And that's it.
01:15:57.760 --> 01:15:58.399
All right.
01:15:58.640 --> 01:15:59.199
Goodbye.
01:15:59.359 --> 01:16:00.000
Goodbye.
01:16:51.279 --> 01:16:52.800
Hold on next real quick.
01:16:53.039 --> 01:16:56.000
Lifelike, you had a red ring at this very second.
01:16:56.479 --> 01:16:58.960
Critical strike is the killer of 360s.
01:16:59.119 --> 01:16:59.359
Alright.
01:16:59.520 --> 01:17:00.239
I'm just saying.
01:17:00.560 --> 01:17:00.880
Yes.
01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:04.079
Actually, I think I think Josh, you are the killer of 360s.
01:17:04.319 --> 01:17:06.800
Well, coming from the uh 360 fanboy such as yourself.
01:17:07.119 --> 01:17:08.239
I'm not a 360 fan.
01:17:08.399 --> 01:17:08.640
You are.
01:17:08.720 --> 01:17:10.640
But anyways, to finish the story.
01:17:11.039 --> 01:17:16.880
She um she came to me and said,$120 or something like that, or a couple hundred bucks.
01:17:17.119 --> 01:17:22.239
And my test to see if you wanted a PlayStation 3 or not was to kind of fuck with you at the same point.
01:17:22.479 --> 01:17:24.079
Because you know I love to fuck with you.
01:17:24.319 --> 01:17:24.800
Yeah.
01:17:25.039 --> 01:17:29.039
And uh I said, Alright, let me call Kyle or send him a text message.
01:17:29.119 --> 01:17:32.000
And I said, Kyle, I got a great deal for you.
01:17:32.239 --> 01:17:32.560
Okay?
01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:35.199
A buddy of mine wants to sell us PlayStation 3.
01:17:35.359 --> 01:17:36.560
A hundred and something dollars.
01:17:36.800 --> 01:17:37.359
Alright.
01:17:37.760 --> 01:17:42.479
And let me take the story from here, Josh, so people can get my perspective on it.
01:17:42.560 --> 01:17:43.600
And then you can fill in the rest.
01:17:43.680 --> 01:17:44.239
That sounds good.
01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:45.039
Go ahead.
01:17:45.199 --> 01:17:47.359
So I get this john this text from Josh.
01:17:47.439 --> 01:17:49.920
And he's like, hey, I got this PS3.
01:17:50.479 --> 01:17:52.399
Uh it's gonna be sold on the cheap.
01:17:52.560 --> 01:17:53.920
This guy owes me a few favors.
01:17:54.079 --> 01:17:55.680
I'm like, okay, cool.
01:17:55.920 --> 01:17:57.680
Uh I'm I'm in.
01:17:57.920 --> 01:18:00.720
And then Josh goes, Well, are you sure?
01:18:00.880 --> 01:18:02.079
I'm like, you're right.
01:18:02.239 --> 01:18:04.319
Maybe I should ask Nancy.
01:18:04.479 --> 01:18:06.239
Because there's your first mistake.
01:18:06.399 --> 01:18:08.079
That was my first mistake.
01:18:08.399 --> 01:18:16.319
Because the last time I made a large purchase without talking it through with her, she got upset with me.
01:18:16.560 --> 01:18:17.439
Right, right, right.
01:18:17.600 --> 01:18:24.159
So, you know, I sent her a text message called Mana Break, and we talked about it, and she's like, yeah.
01:18:24.479 --> 01:18:29.760
I mean, maybe you shouldn't be thinking about getting a PS3.
01:18:30.000 --> 01:18:33.520
Maybe you should just be setting saving up your money like you planned.
01:18:33.760 --> 01:18:36.239
And I'm like, but it's only a hundred bucks or something like that.
01:18:36.399 --> 01:18:37.680
She's like, but still.
01:18:37.840 --> 01:18:41.680
I mean, every little bit you put away gets us a little closer.
01:18:41.760 --> 01:18:42.720
I'm like, you know what?
01:18:42.800 --> 01:18:43.279
You're right.
01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:44.560
I'm I'm I'm not.
01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:46.720
I I probably shouldn't get this PS3.
01:18:47.119 --> 01:18:49.359
So I I don't really answer Josh.
01:18:49.920 --> 01:18:51.600
I'm like, I don't know.
01:18:52.079 --> 01:18:52.960
Maybe.
01:18:53.199 --> 01:18:59.439
In the back of my mind, I'm like, I could probably swing it a few weeks, maybe.
01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:02.720
But a few hours later, I'm like, you know what?
01:19:02.800 --> 01:19:05.039
I I don't really need to buy this PS3.
01:19:05.520 --> 01:19:06.800
I'll just let it go.
01:19:06.960 --> 01:19:08.319
I'd still like it.
01:19:08.640 --> 01:19:12.560
I'd still want it, but I I'm not gonna buy it at the second later on.
01:19:12.640 --> 01:19:14.319
Like, you know, I'll buy it later on.
01:19:14.560 --> 01:19:21.359
And uh I was harassing Nancy because she said she was buying me my Christmas, or not my Christmas gift, my birthday gift.
01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:22.720
I'm like, so would you get me?
01:19:22.880 --> 01:19:31.279
And then we did our little sort of 20 questions game, and I pegged the PS3 sort of right off the bat.
01:19:31.439 --> 01:19:31.840
Right.
01:19:32.079 --> 01:19:34.319
And she said no, and I'm like, okay, whatever.
01:19:34.720 --> 01:19:40.720
Flash forward a few hours after that, and the big reveal happened, and I was like, what?
01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:57.520
Yeah, you were you were basically like I had you guys calling me up in Skype because Nancy and I were gonna reveal it, and uh your way of of dealing with us telling you what we got you for your birthday was blowing us off.
01:19:57.920 --> 01:20:00.159
I I was reading a very good book.
01:20:00.399 --> 01:20:00.560
No.
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:01.279
It was very good.
01:20:01.600 --> 01:20:03.439
No, let me reenact it right now, okay?
01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:04.159
Alright.
01:20:04.399 --> 01:20:12.079
Hey Kyle, guess what we got you uh for your birthday, you know, Nancy and I, your your sweet girlfriend, the two people who love you in this world, the only two people who love you in this world?
01:20:12.239 --> 01:20:14.239
Uh we got you a PlayStation 3.
01:20:14.479 --> 01:20:18.560
And here I would insert cricket sounds because you're a fucking asshole.
01:20:19.920 --> 01:20:22.479
That that's pretty much how it went down.
01:20:22.800 --> 01:20:23.439
Yeah.
01:20:23.760 --> 01:20:26.000
Yeah, that is exactly how it went out.
01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:28.720
And I'm gonna have to apologize to you.
01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:30.640
I really feel like a dick.
01:20:31.279 --> 01:20:33.119
Steve John, what have you been up to lately?
01:20:33.359 --> 01:20:36.880
Uh well, I I was ill at the beginning of the week.
01:20:37.039 --> 01:20:39.600
This was my first week's vacation for the year.
01:20:40.319 --> 01:20:47.600
Yeah, yeah, I was uh I was pissing out of my ass pretty good uh for the first few days of my vacation.
01:20:48.159 --> 01:20:51.520
And uh I I I actually call it IAL.
01:20:51.920 --> 01:20:55.279
Involuntary anal leakage is kind of what it was.
01:20:55.760 --> 01:20:56.079
Yeah.
01:20:56.560 --> 01:20:58.800
And uh Did you need a diaper?
01:20:59.039 --> 01:20:59.920
And almost.
01:21:00.079 --> 01:21:00.800
I should have.
01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:01.840
I should have.
01:21:02.000 --> 01:21:02.880
At some point.
01:21:02.960 --> 01:21:04.159
It was awful.
01:21:04.399 --> 01:21:05.119
I I don't know.
01:21:05.199 --> 01:21:11.119
They say that there was something going on here around here about eating giant eagle uh lettuce or something like that.
01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:16.640
And I had bought bagged giant eagle lettuce and actually had eaten it all week, and I think maybe that's what got me.
01:21:16.800 --> 01:21:17.199
I don't know.
01:21:17.520 --> 01:21:19.359
Wow, that was giant eagle lettuce.
01:21:19.600 --> 01:21:21.520
Uh a grocery store, you know.
01:21:22.159 --> 01:21:25.039
They're bagged lettuce, like shredded stuff.
01:21:25.359 --> 01:21:26.000
Yeah.
01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:31.439
So that might have been it, because actually my wife and I were both ill, so uh that would make sense.
01:21:31.600 --> 01:21:35.760
But uh but anyway, uh I I I I digress.
01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:40.319
This podcast has been on hold for a half hour.
01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:43.760
I can't I'm gonna look away now.
01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:44.880
I wouldn't.
01:21:45.119 --> 01:21:46.000
I'm not.
01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:48.239
So video games.
01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:50.000
Sometimes we like to play 'em.
01:21:50.239 --> 01:21:52.880
Yeah, it's uh hold on.
01:21:58.159 --> 01:22:01.119
I just I just feel so awkward.
01:22:01.359 --> 01:22:02.640
I do too, Kyle.
01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:03.439
I do too.
01:22:03.680 --> 01:22:07.840
If if I could at least see the show that you were watching, it wouldn't be as bad.
01:22:08.079 --> 01:22:09.920
Now it's just some sort of mystery show.
01:22:10.159 --> 01:22:12.880
I could probably turn on web the webcam for you, Kyle.
01:22:13.119 --> 01:22:17.920
The camera might be shaking in a fairly steady pattern, but I assure you it'll be okay.
01:22:18.239 --> 01:22:21.279
Alright, podcast is where we talk about video games.
01:22:21.600 --> 01:22:27.439
I mean, you can't just throw something completely asinine in the center of a game and be like, there you go.
01:22:27.760 --> 01:22:29.199
No, don't notice it.
01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:30.000
You can.
01:22:30.239 --> 01:22:32.880
I would that's something that I would be like, holy shit, this is amazing.
01:22:33.119 --> 01:22:37.199
You would be like, does not compute, does not compute, do my not no.
01:22:41.520 --> 01:22:45.199
It's kind of like when you find those pictures of Josh on your sister's computer.
01:22:45.279 --> 01:22:47.119
Like you just don't know how to handle it.
01:22:47.680 --> 01:22:48.159
Mm-hmm.
01:22:49.119 --> 01:22:53.119
Josh, you better be goddamn sure I don't find any pictures of you on here.
01:22:53.920 --> 01:22:55.359
I make no promises, my friend.
01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:58.000
His body is one continuous beard.
01:22:58.239 --> 01:22:59.119
Oh god.
01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:05.199
He's got the dwarf braids going down it too, just everywhere.
01:23:05.439 --> 01:23:06.800
That's so gross, Josh.
01:23:06.880 --> 01:23:07.920
Why do you do that?
01:23:08.159 --> 01:23:08.560
I can't.
01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:10.880
Hey, look, it's fashionable up here.
01:23:10.960 --> 01:23:12.159
You guys don't know.
01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:14.239
Really?
01:23:14.399 --> 01:23:14.720
Yeah.
01:23:15.279 --> 01:23:16.560
All the women have it too.
01:23:16.640 --> 01:23:17.119
It's amazing.
01:23:17.359 --> 01:23:17.600
Oh.
01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:19.520
I just swing the places now.
01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:21.840
I don't even travel by car, I just swing.
01:23:22.640 --> 01:23:24.079
She's annoying as fuck.
01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:33.119
She has this stupid ass, cheery disposition that she's like, she will just flip from oh, that's so sad.
01:23:33.279 --> 01:23:35.840
So who wants to go play VLA?
01:23:36.000 --> 01:23:37.199
Yeah, that's why I love her, dude.
01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:38.880
But she's not Australian.
01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:39.600
Yeah.
01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:41.520
She's retarded.
01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:43.039
You're retarded.
01:23:43.279 --> 01:23:48.239
People who like her have to go to prison because they're liking an underage, retarded girl.
01:23:48.399 --> 01:23:50.399
Like, social services need to be a good idea.
01:23:50.720 --> 01:23:51.920
You're the one implying sexual.
01:23:52.159 --> 01:23:55.279
Yeah, you're a I just want to be around her so she can cheer me up.
01:23:55.359 --> 01:23:55.439
Right.
01:23:55.760 --> 01:23:56.640
You're the dirty old man.
01:23:57.439 --> 01:24:00.000
You just said you want to watch her walk around.
01:24:00.319 --> 01:24:01.279
Because she's very cheerful.
01:24:01.359 --> 01:24:01.760
She hugs.
01:24:02.239 --> 01:24:03.520
She's like a walking rainbow, kind of.
01:24:03.680 --> 01:24:04.800
Yeah, she skips.
01:24:06.239 --> 01:24:09.439
She has a rainbow-colored fucking safety helmet.
01:24:09.760 --> 01:24:12.560
A rainbow, I also might want to do terrible things too.
01:24:12.720 --> 01:24:13.680
But that's beside the point.
01:24:13.840 --> 01:24:15.760
She's just a rainbow in the dark, Kyle.
01:24:16.079 --> 01:24:20.560
Josh, you better be uh hoping that that is not a quote from the video game.
01:24:20.720 --> 01:24:23.279
Because if it is, it it's good.
01:24:23.359 --> 01:24:25.840
But if it's not, I'm gonna mention a video reference.
01:24:26.159 --> 01:24:30.880
Well, if Josh is still watching this terrible show, nothing will compute for Josh for about five minutes.
01:24:31.039 --> 01:24:31.760
Oh god.
01:24:32.880 --> 01:24:34.000
Good lord.
01:24:34.560 --> 01:24:38.319
So how many times did you uh harass Killscreen guy?
01:24:38.640 --> 01:24:39.520
Brian Koo.
01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:40.000
Uh-huh.
01:24:40.159 --> 01:24:43.439
Well, remember when I sent you the uh the message on Google Talk?
01:24:43.680 --> 01:24:44.880
I thought you were bullshitting.
01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:46.079
That was true.
01:24:46.159 --> 01:24:47.680
It actually happened.
01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:49.039
That's terrible.
01:24:49.359 --> 01:24:55.119
He was uh I think he was playing Donkey Kong or uh Mario Brothers.
01:24:55.279 --> 01:24:56.239
I'm sure he was.
01:24:56.560 --> 01:25:05.600
And I and I walked by him and and ever so slightly whispered, but you know, enough so he can tell what I said.
01:25:06.399 --> 01:25:10.720
I said, Billy Bill Black says hello and walked away.
01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:13.920
Oh man.
01:25:14.239 --> 01:25:15.680
And he looked bad.
01:25:18.239 --> 01:25:20.159
And then I just kept walking.
01:25:20.479 --> 01:25:27.279
Not only did you break his concentration and probably his night, but now he's just like sitting there thinking, what the hell did that guy just say?
01:25:27.520 --> 01:25:28.720
Better watch out.
01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:30.800
Who's Billy Bill Black?
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:33.199
Some giant just told me some guy says hi.
01:25:33.600 --> 01:25:34.239
Uh yeah.
01:25:34.319 --> 01:25:41.039
I and I immediately like as soon as I went around the corner, I grabbed my phone and I was like, oh Billy, you gotta know about this.
01:25:42.079 --> 01:25:46.560
So there was no like big drama with you and Nance that Billy's looking for here, right?
01:25:46.720 --> 01:25:47.439
No, none.
01:25:47.680 --> 01:25:49.840
Unf oh, too bad.
01:25:52.239 --> 01:25:56.479
My other family is uh a whole nother story.
01:25:56.720 --> 01:26:02.479
Well uh my sister hooked up with a guy, and it was funny because we all made fun of her.
01:26:02.720 --> 01:26:13.600
And uh my brother was hitting on apparently a schizophrenic neighbor at like three in the morning, and the father came out and chased him down the street.
01:26:14.000 --> 01:26:15.760
That is awesome.
01:26:19.039 --> 01:26:22.720
Uh well, I mean not your sister part, but I mean what your brother did was funny.
01:26:22.880 --> 01:26:29.600
I mean, I don't understand why you guys would give you shit your sister shit for hooking up with somebody, but your brother doing that is funny.
01:26:29.840 --> 01:26:30.000
Yeah.
01:26:30.319 --> 01:26:31.600
That doesn't seem like your brother to me.
01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:35.760
Like, you know, the little times I've talked to him, he doesn't seem like schizophrenic type.
01:26:36.079 --> 01:26:38.000
Well, she was talking to herself.
01:26:38.560 --> 01:26:44.720
The whole thing was uh my cousin is 18, and she's like, Look, David, I'm gonna show you how to do this.
01:26:44.960 --> 01:26:56.960
So he went up to the first girl that he saw, which happened to be this girl, well, not girl, she was like eighteen, this person standing in the middle of the road at three in the morning talking to herself.
01:26:57.279 --> 01:26:57.840
What?
01:26:58.319 --> 01:26:58.880
Yeah.
01:26:59.199 --> 01:27:00.319
What the hell?
01:27:00.560 --> 01:27:01.600
That is great.
01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:05.520
The words, get away from my daughter, were yelled.
01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:09.119
Get your damn Dumon hands away from my daughter!
01:27:09.359 --> 01:27:12.720
Yeah, apparently she started shrieking and this stuff happened.
01:27:13.039 --> 01:27:22.159
Rocket Knight Adventures you play as a a possum in a rocket in a in a night suit, you know, that whole Is there a play dead button?
01:27:23.119 --> 01:27:24.079
Choo-choo rocket?
01:27:24.319 --> 01:27:25.520
No, it's Rocket Knight Advent.
01:27:25.920 --> 01:27:26.239
Alright.
01:27:26.479 --> 01:27:35.760
You play as Sparkster, who is a possum in a night suit, you know, a big armor suit, uh, with a rocket attached to the back.
01:27:36.159 --> 01:27:38.000
Uh, and you have a sword.
01:27:38.800 --> 01:27:40.000
Does it compute?
01:27:40.880 --> 01:27:43.199
Does not compute for Billy either.
01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:45.199
Why is he an possum?
01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:50.159
He's a possum! What uh does Sonic compete to you?
01:27:50.319 --> 01:27:51.840
Yeah, hedgehogs are badass.
01:27:52.079 --> 01:27:52.720
Yeah, they are.
01:27:52.960 --> 01:27:55.439
Okay, so so Rocket Knight of the.
01:27:55.600 --> 01:27:58.960
Would have actually made sense, because then they could have made the pun hedge knight.
01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:00.640
No, okay.
01:28:00.960 --> 01:28:10.800
So if Sonic can be this this game alright, Rocket Knight Adventures came out during the period when uh basically every game company had to have a mascot.
01:28:11.119 --> 01:28:15.359
You know, you had uh Bubsy and Mario and Sonic and so forth.
01:28:15.520 --> 01:28:19.199
Um Sparkstar was Konami's mascot back in the day.
01:28:19.520 --> 01:28:22.079
If they settled on Possum, that would have been a great meeting.
01:28:26.239 --> 01:28:31.199
We needed it down to a panther, a tiger, a gorilla, and a possum.
01:28:31.520 --> 01:28:32.640
We need a possum.
01:28:32.960 --> 01:28:35.439
If you saw Sparks, you wouldn't fuck with a sign.
01:28:36.159 --> 01:28:38.239
And I'm still picturing a possum.
01:28:38.319 --> 01:28:40.880
I have no problem fucking with Sparkster.
01:28:41.199 --> 01:28:42.640
I'm still picturing that meeting.
01:28:42.720 --> 01:28:46.399
It's like they're going through famous like rats and stuff.
01:28:46.720 --> 01:28:50.479
It's Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny.
01:28:51.039 --> 01:28:55.279
Okay, we need another cute r like rat mousey thing.
01:28:55.439 --> 01:28:56.319
Yeah, about a possum.
01:28:59.119 --> 01:29:02.239
He could have had like a just you know a shady look to him right off the bat.
01:29:02.399 --> 01:29:03.760
Well, I think there was already a raccoon.
01:29:04.640 --> 01:29:04.800
Is there?
01:29:05.039 --> 01:29:17.119
So Kyle, why don't you tell them how they can get in contact with us if they want to be admitted this, you play stuff that's older and and part of it is financial issues, and I'm broke.
01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:17.520
Yeah.
01:29:18.159 --> 01:29:20.079
I was trying to be nice about it.
01:29:20.720 --> 01:29:24.000
Well, let's let's not uh hedge the bushes here.
01:29:24.319 --> 01:29:28.399
But then, you know, my co-host also has something known as a game fly subscription.
01:29:28.640 --> 01:29:33.600
And uh my co-host is too lazy to send games in that he's had for four months.
01:29:33.920 --> 01:29:35.920
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:29:36.159 --> 01:29:40.640
It's not lazy, it's incredibly forgetful.
01:29:40.880 --> 01:29:43.600
And I've only had it out for three months.
01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:47.760
Alright, so my co-host is a terrible man.
01:29:48.479 --> 01:29:49.520
We're doing it for the people's.
01:29:49.840 --> 01:29:51.520
We're actually okay, look at this though.
01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:54.560
Okay, so even though I didn't edit the show right away, uh-huh.
01:29:54.720 --> 01:30:05.760
And we waited to uh to release it after I hit my head, which made me release it, but um we are now recording a show two weeks after the last release.
01:30:07.680 --> 01:30:09.199
You see what I did there?
01:30:09.920 --> 01:30:12.079
Yeah, that was pretty that was pretty smart.
01:30:12.319 --> 01:30:15.840
So we're actually following our schedule.
01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:17.119
Yeah, for once.
01:30:17.520 --> 01:30:18.800
So suck that world.
01:30:18.880 --> 01:30:19.279
We did it.
01:30:19.359 --> 01:30:20.000
I depleted it.
01:30:23.279 --> 01:30:26.239
I had to practically kill myself to get us back on the schedule.
01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:30.399
What was the beat?
01:30:31.039 --> 01:30:32.560
Carl, this is pop pop.
01:30:33.039 --> 01:30:35.039
I can't say to find my slippers.
01:30:43.600 --> 01:30:54.000
This is what happens when the mother marries focus.
01:30:56.000 --> 01:30:57.119
I need slippers.
01:31:09.119 --> 01:31:10.399
I know that you have them.
01:31:10.800 --> 01:31:16.720
I know you like to wear them when you play with your little dolls and play your game thing.
01:31:18.159 --> 01:31:34.319
Bring the slippers back to Nancy and your brother came up uh back from smoking and just saw us with a camera and the digital camera zooming in on the the other part of the hotel.
01:31:35.600 --> 01:31:36.479
In the dark.
01:31:36.800 --> 01:31:37.600
In the dark.
01:31:37.840 --> 01:31:48.720
So here's Kyle and I planted up against the window, staring in other people's rooms, zoomed in with our camcorders, and Nancy and my brother happened to walk in and be like, um, hmm.
01:31:49.039 --> 01:31:51.199
What what are you two doing?
01:31:52.880 --> 01:31:55.039
That was uh interesting.
01:31:55.520 --> 01:32:01.680
All you can hear is his mom from downstairs going, Carl, why is your grandfather a racist?
01:32:01.920 --> 01:32:04.319
Why does my mom sound like an old man?
01:32:05.520 --> 01:32:06.399
Well, you know.
01:32:06.720 --> 01:32:08.960
I don't hate pixies, you faggot.
01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:15.119
Oh gosh.
01:32:16.000 --> 01:32:18.560
Why do you just keep the one in the cave then?
01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:20.800
I I had a well, I killed those ones.
01:32:20.960 --> 01:32:23.840
I had a pack of wolves at one time and I just sent them after Kyle.
01:32:23.920 --> 01:32:24.720
It was great.
01:32:24.960 --> 01:32:30.720
Yeah, that's all he did for about an hour was just friggin' ruin me with wolves.
01:32:31.119 --> 01:32:33.520
And then teleport him back and then kill him again.
01:32:34.079 --> 01:32:37.359
In my idea, we didn't run for wolves, you feck.
01:32:40.560 --> 01:32:42.800
Why didn't you just fly away, Carl?
01:32:43.279 --> 01:32:45.600
Spread your pixie wings and go.
01:32:45.920 --> 01:32:48.800
I was supposed to put out a music episode and I didn't finish it.
01:32:49.039 --> 01:32:49.840
Yeah, okay.
01:32:50.000 --> 01:32:51.600
Okay, it's all coming back to me.
01:32:51.760 --> 01:32:52.079
Yeah.
01:32:52.319 --> 01:32:57.840
I I sh I really we were just talking about it, but I really should t put like the outtakes of a music episode in here.
01:32:58.479 --> 01:33:00.239
Because uh it's kind of embarrassing.
01:33:00.319 --> 01:33:03.680
Like I'm so picky about what I'm saying to myself.
01:33:04.640 --> 01:33:10.720
So it's just you saying the same line over and over a go over again over and over a go, over and over again with different inflections.
01:33:10.960 --> 01:33:11.920
It's bad, dude.
01:33:12.000 --> 01:33:16.000
It is really because like you heard it when I was just doing the intro, I got lost in my words.
01:33:16.079 --> 01:33:17.760
I wasn't using my words properly.
01:33:18.239 --> 01:33:26.079
Well, we have to re- re-record the intro like eight times because we're both retarded anyway, so I don't see anything really changing with that.
01:33:26.399 --> 01:33:29.600
But it like when I do the music episode, it's like, oh, I don't like the way I said that.
01:33:29.680 --> 01:33:34.399
I sound like an idiot, and it's like, so you know, this this song is really cool and blah blah blah.
01:33:34.720 --> 01:33:39.760
Then you stop the recording and you listen to it, and then you overanalyze and you're like, God damn, this sucks.
01:33:39.920 --> 01:33:40.960
I think fuck.
01:33:41.199 --> 01:33:44.239
And somehow it always ends with ah, fuck my ass.
01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:45.439
Click.
01:33:45.760 --> 01:33:47.680
Yeah, I was wondering where that came from.
01:33:47.840 --> 01:33:48.640
That was new.
01:33:48.880 --> 01:33:51.199
Yeah, it always happens.
01:33:51.279 --> 01:33:51.920
I don't know why.
01:33:52.079 --> 01:33:56.239
I get so upset with myself, and apparently I want anal penetration when I get like that.
01:33:56.560 --> 01:33:57.199
Huh.
01:33:57.760 --> 01:34:01.359
So when you screw up, you just you just want things to go in you.
01:34:01.600 --> 01:34:02.159
Yep.
01:34:03.199 --> 01:34:04.079
How awkward.
01:34:04.319 --> 01:34:05.279
That is pretty awkward.
01:34:05.600 --> 01:34:06.960
It must be weird at work.
01:34:07.119 --> 01:34:09.279
Oh shit, a laser went through a wall.
01:34:09.920 --> 01:34:11.279
I'm dropping my pants.
01:34:12.319 --> 01:34:14.079
Johnson, get in here.
01:34:14.640 --> 01:34:16.720
I wonder how many times I've been on the shit list.
01:34:17.199 --> 01:34:18.640
More than you can count.
01:34:18.960 --> 01:34:22.159
Yeah, I only really know of two times, to be honest with you.
01:34:22.399 --> 01:34:22.960
Oh yeah.
01:34:23.119 --> 01:34:25.279
I guess Yeah, I guess two times.
01:34:25.520 --> 01:34:28.399
I guess when like Apparently I can't count past one.
01:34:28.720 --> 01:34:30.479
Does she notify you when you're on the shitless?
01:34:30.960 --> 01:34:33.359
Do I get like a card sent to me in the mail?
01:34:33.760 --> 01:34:36.000
No, it's usually just say now.
01:34:36.239 --> 01:34:38.720
And she usually just tells you, and then then you're on.
01:34:38.960 --> 01:34:40.640
Okay, so I've only been on it twice.
01:34:40.800 --> 01:34:41.439
Yeah.
01:34:41.760 --> 01:34:46.399
I want her to like send a personal like a card every time?
01:34:46.800 --> 01:34:51.760
Yeah, like a send mail me a plate of brownies with a card on it saying you were on the shitless.
01:34:53.840 --> 01:34:54.239
You know what?
01:34:54.640 --> 01:34:56.479
I bet you someone can make a business out of that.
01:34:56.560 --> 01:34:59.279
Like those people who deliver uh cookies.
01:34:59.600 --> 01:35:00.960
Like a cookie gram.
01:35:01.520 --> 01:35:03.199
You get a shitless brownie.
01:35:03.520 --> 01:35:04.800
Yeah, the well, yeah, yeah.
01:35:04.960 --> 01:35:08.399
Or send me a fruit basket, something to one, show me that you care.
01:35:08.640 --> 01:35:13.279
Well, I I I I think the brownies is more appropriate because it's brownies look like crap anyway.
01:35:13.520 --> 01:35:13.680
Right.
01:35:13.920 --> 01:35:14.640
Actually, here we go.
01:35:14.720 --> 01:35:16.000
We're going with the the poop jokes.
01:35:16.319 --> 01:35:16.479
Okay.
01:35:17.199 --> 01:35:18.800
We're off to a good start.
01:35:23.439 --> 01:35:25.039
Well, apparently neither do you.
01:35:25.279 --> 01:35:25.840
Well, that's me.
01:35:27.600 --> 01:35:32.079
Do you think your love of the flyers is more or less than pop's love for you?
01:35:37.119 --> 01:35:37.680
Well, I don't know.
01:35:37.760 --> 01:35:40.239
What if what if pop-op's just being a dick?
01:35:40.800 --> 01:35:46.000
Because deep down inside he really loves me, but are you trying to say that pop is never a snake?
01:35:51.119 --> 01:35:51.359
No.
01:35:51.760 --> 01:35:54.000
Because we were for himself.
01:35:54.239 --> 01:35:55.520
He didn't actually like him.
01:35:56.800 --> 01:35:59.680
But we do also have an email from our Mr.
01:35:59.840 --> 01:36:02.000
Mormon Rage, and I'm gonna have Bill read that off.
01:36:02.239 --> 01:36:02.800
Thanks for that.
01:36:02.960 --> 01:36:03.359
Yep.
01:36:03.840 --> 01:36:06.880
Hello, esteemed hosts of the Critical Strike podcast.
01:36:07.119 --> 01:36:08.079
And Carl.
01:36:08.640 --> 01:36:09.439
I what?
01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:13.439
Well, you missed that.
01:36:13.600 --> 01:36:20.960
With all the recent advancements in technology, many of which we enjoy in the world of video games, it got me thinking, what about lighthouse technology?
01:36:21.279 --> 01:36:27.359
It seems like the advancements in Lighthouse technology have been minimal at best since their introduction in the late 18th century.
01:36:27.600 --> 01:36:34.640
I know this isn't really video game related, but I have a hunch that one of you might have an incredible idea or two that could really push Lighthouse into the 21st century.
01:36:37.119 --> 01:36:47.439
Well, I'll I'll tell you what, I'm a little bit I I happen to have a thought of of bringing lighthouses back into, you know, our current standard of technology.
01:36:48.079 --> 01:36:49.439
You still sitting down, Carl?
01:36:50.159 --> 01:36:52.960
I I don't know what the hell's going on right now.
01:36:53.920 --> 01:36:59.920
The problem with me sharing this valuable I don't want somebody to go out and patent it and steal my idea.
01:37:00.159 --> 01:37:07.199
You know, I would like to be the guy who goes around and does this to all our lighthouses to to bring them up to standard.
01:37:07.359 --> 01:37:11.840
And and I'm afraid, Bill, that if I mention this, it's gonna be ruined.
01:37:12.079 --> 01:37:16.079
See, Kyle's much like myself thinking it was going to be lasers.
01:37:16.319 --> 01:37:17.840
No, it's not lasers.
01:37:18.239 --> 01:37:19.680
Although that would be cool.
01:37:19.840 --> 01:37:22.560
But uh And terrifying, actually.
01:37:23.840 --> 01:37:27.840
It's just this laser beam that just shoots across the ocean.
01:37:28.399 --> 01:37:31.359
Instead of letting the ships crash, it just cuts them in half.
01:37:31.520 --> 01:37:31.760
Yeah.
01:37:32.000 --> 01:37:32.880
No, no.
01:37:33.199 --> 01:37:38.479
Alright, um, I don't know if I should tell the backstory of how this happened, Bill, or I should just say my idea.
01:37:38.800 --> 01:37:39.279
I don't know.
01:37:39.520 --> 01:37:42.640
Keep pop-up in mind, because he's gonna go all over this one.
01:37:43.279 --> 01:37:45.680
Alright, well, I'll go into the backstory, I guess.
01:37:45.760 --> 01:37:49.520
And and Please, because I have no idea what any of this is.
01:37:49.760 --> 01:37:50.640
Uh, what was it?
01:37:50.720 --> 01:37:52.000
It was two nights ago.
01:37:52.239 --> 01:37:54.960
We Bill and myself and Mike were on Skype.
01:37:55.039 --> 01:38:05.760
Uh, we were all playing Skyrim, and I was just adventuring, and I happened to come across a lighthouse on the game, and and in that game they obviously don't use the rotary light system that that we use today.
01:38:05.840 --> 01:38:10.560
Uh they use uh like a big bonfire that allows ships to see the light.
01:38:10.800 --> 01:38:14.479
Uh so one could say a lighthouse.
01:38:14.720 --> 01:38:15.359
Right, exactly.
01:38:15.680 --> 01:38:18.079
But it's a light tower, to be honest.
01:38:18.399 --> 01:38:19.279
People live in them.
01:38:19.520 --> 01:38:21.439
Uh, they didn't in Skyrim, but anyways.
01:38:21.680 --> 01:38:22.399
Yes, they did.
01:38:22.560 --> 01:38:23.760
Not in the one that I visited.
01:38:24.079 --> 01:38:25.039
The one I did they did.
01:38:25.279 --> 01:38:26.239
Well, you're a liar.
01:38:26.560 --> 01:38:33.039
So I just randomly had uh had this genius idea, and it kind of just came out of nowhere.
01:38:33.119 --> 01:38:38.800
Like mid-conversation, Mike and Bill are just talking, and I just shot it out here, and they proceeded to mock me.
01:38:39.039 --> 01:38:51.359
But my idea is I want to go around the United States and and actually all the lighthouses in the world and update our rotary lighthouses with an overlay over where the light comes out with a dick.
01:38:52.880 --> 01:38:55.199
So I want to make a dick house.
01:38:56.960 --> 01:38:58.000
Dick house car.
01:38:59.439 --> 01:39:06.399
Basically, when when the the rotary light rotates around, it's shining a big cock everywhere it's looking.
01:39:06.560 --> 01:39:12.159
And I think that might make the sailors coming in after the long trips feel a little bit better.
01:39:12.319 --> 01:39:14.399
And it also the seaman.
01:39:14.880 --> 01:39:15.199
Yeah.
01:39:16.000 --> 01:39:22.239
So I I I really just want to go from lighthouse to lighthouse and convert them to dick houses, basically.
01:39:22.560 --> 01:39:28.880
See, the humor you're missing in this, Carl, is that he's spent a lot of time thinking about this before it actually came out.
01:39:29.199 --> 01:39:33.119
Okay, so since the last episode, you know how my stomach's kind of really crappy?
01:39:33.359 --> 01:39:33.680
Yeah.
01:39:33.840 --> 01:39:36.479
So like you eat and then you shit five minutes later.
01:39:36.560 --> 01:39:36.720
Yeah.
01:39:36.800 --> 01:39:36.960
Yeah.
01:39:37.359 --> 01:39:41.199
So like if I hold it in, it gets incredibly painful sometimes.
01:39:41.359 --> 01:39:41.760
Oh yeah.
01:39:42.000 --> 01:39:47.039
So I went to the bathroom, like it's going.
01:39:47.520 --> 01:39:50.800
And then I I guess this is the easiest way to bring it up.
01:39:51.039 --> 01:39:53.680
So I uh No, we want full detail.
01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:54.640
I stood up.
01:39:54.880 --> 01:39:56.560
Tim Tebow would give us detail kind of.
01:39:56.720 --> 01:39:59.039
Yeah, so you know, I white cleaned up.
01:39:59.279 --> 01:40:12.800
I stood up, pulled up my pants, kind of put my suspenders over each shoulder, buttoned up, zipped over, and then I went to lean and flush, and then I caught hold of my work.
01:40:13.279 --> 01:40:17.279
And um you know the elevator scene in the shining?
01:40:17.520 --> 01:40:18.079
Yes, yeah.
01:40:18.239 --> 01:40:18.880
Oh no.
01:40:19.039 --> 01:40:19.520
Yeah.
01:40:19.840 --> 01:40:21.680
With the the with the blood flying.
01:40:22.720 --> 01:40:22.880
Yeah.
01:40:23.119 --> 01:40:24.319
Wait, so you had a bloody.
01:40:24.880 --> 01:40:27.600
Like it was That's just not normal.
01:40:27.760 --> 01:40:34.560
It was like someone poured tomato soup in the toilet, and I was like, holy shit!
01:40:35.039 --> 01:40:36.319
What the fuck?
01:40:37.279 --> 01:40:41.119
The bottled scent of a woman, and not in the Al Pacino sense.
01:40:41.279 --> 01:40:41.600
Oh no.
01:40:42.479 --> 01:40:48.800
It's like a little bottle of the supposed to smell like a uh, you know, a chick's clunge, basically.
01:40:50.399 --> 01:40:52.319
Uh it's a pretty classy website.
01:40:52.399 --> 01:40:55.520
There's a picture of a woman smelling panties in the back.
01:40:56.159 --> 01:40:58.960
Really, really big, and it's a static image.
01:41:00.000 --> 01:41:02.560
I just want a late night advertisement for that.
01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:05.199
Let me tell you about this great scent.
01:41:05.520 --> 01:41:08.319
Josh, you didn't watch the video, Josh?
01:41:08.479 --> 01:41:08.800
No.
01:41:09.119 --> 01:41:10.960
Oh my god, how did you not watch the video?
01:41:11.279 --> 01:41:13.039
I told you I ignored the email.
01:41:13.279 --> 01:41:17.840
Oh, they totally act like it's just normal to go around smelling bike seats.
01:41:18.800 --> 01:41:24.000
And then spraying your hand with the same scent, and you're like, hey, I'll be there in a minute, Carl.
01:41:27.439 --> 01:41:37.119
I mean, there there are hundreds of ways to be caught masturbating that would be embarrassing, but having your face smashed into a bike seat has got to be the worst.
01:41:38.079 --> 01:41:40.000
You know, well, see you guys in two weeks.
01:41:40.239 --> 01:41:45.600
I found Josh's support of Apple to be very aligned with Kyle's views on the world.
01:41:46.079 --> 01:41:47.840
Josh hasn't the support of Apple.
01:41:48.079 --> 01:41:49.359
Fuck you, male fan.
01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:52.800
You've never even met Bruin.
01:41:52.880 --> 01:41:54.319
How dare you talk to me about him?
01:41:54.640 --> 01:41:56.319
He's seen the pictures.
01:41:56.640 --> 01:41:56.960
Yeah.
01:41:57.279 --> 01:42:00.159
I know about your flicker account with the cats, Josh.
01:42:01.680 --> 01:42:04.960
It's like the lady's office in Harry Potter.
01:42:05.039 --> 01:42:06.079
This is kitty pictures.
01:42:09.199 --> 01:42:12.399
And they're all digital, so they move just the same way.
01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:23.359
And there's Josh perfectly mummified.
01:42:23.600 --> 01:42:24.159
Oh god.
01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:30.000
Scratching himself in the arm look at it.
01:42:30.239 --> 01:42:32.479
I I can't believe you've never brought that up, Bill.
01:42:32.640 --> 01:42:34.079
I can't believe you've never gone there.
01:42:34.399 --> 01:42:39.840
How many times have you watched Harry Potter putting words in their mouths and yet you've never brought that up to me?
01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:45.600
Well, you gotta save some things to keep the crowd interested, you know.
01:42:47.359 --> 01:42:50.159
But I like how also at the very end of the show we wake up.
01:42:50.239 --> 01:42:52.399
So uh we'll see you guys in two weeks.
01:42:53.039 --> 01:42:54.960
I only love my kitties.
01:42:57.279 --> 01:43:01.279
Even though they are destined one day to murder him in his sleep.
01:43:02.239 --> 01:43:06.880
Oh, New Hampshire man was smothered to death by his two kitties today.
01:43:09.439 --> 01:43:10.399
Oh, crap.
01:43:10.800 --> 01:43:14.479
Found dead three weeks later, the cat just arrived by just eating off of his body.
01:43:25.439 --> 01:43:32.560
The cats had eaten away some sort of macabre shelter for themselves.
01:43:32.880 --> 01:43:34.720
Really, this is quite morbid.
01:43:35.039 --> 01:43:39.920
They actually ate out windows for them to view outside of the body.
01:43:40.159 --> 01:43:47.279
But what's really strange is during the attack, the the victim must have rolled up into a ball and just cried tears as it was happening.
01:43:48.239 --> 01:43:55.279
Enough to where I was looking up the number of the home builder so that I could find the plumber that had done it so he could explain himself to me on a Saturday evening.
01:43:55.680 --> 01:44:02.159
Bill just has a setup in his basement almost like war games where it's just calling every number for plumbing.
01:44:02.479 --> 01:44:06.399
And it's just the computer asks, Did you build the plumbing in this house?
01:44:06.479 --> 01:44:06.960
Blah blah blah.
01:44:07.039 --> 01:44:07.600
No, click.
01:44:09.439 --> 01:44:12.079
Did you build did you do the plumbing in this house at this day?
01:44:12.239 --> 01:44:14.000
No, click, next one.
01:44:14.399 --> 01:44:20.479
Well, it would be great, because I got some other questions to ask him about the rest of his work throughout the house, but that's a whole separate deal.
01:44:20.800 --> 01:44:21.439
Oh man.
01:44:21.680 --> 01:44:29.039
And then he finally gets it, and there's just some like older guy just relaxing on the couch because he had a tough week of plumbing.
01:44:29.439 --> 01:44:30.640
And then there's just Bill.
01:44:30.800 --> 01:44:35.920
You see him with his gun out in the window, pointing it at the guy.
01:44:36.239 --> 01:44:36.960
No, no, no.
01:44:37.039 --> 01:44:38.560
You gotta go a little bit more dramatic.
01:44:38.640 --> 01:44:43.439
You just see Bill running up the street, and like all of a sudden you see like the shape of a gun.
01:44:43.680 --> 01:44:48.000
And then all of a sudden, Bill like runs up on the guy's patio, like hits him.
01:44:49.520 --> 01:44:55.199
Yeah, hits him with the butt of the gun, like drags him out, and then like American History X curb stomps him.
01:44:56.319 --> 01:44:58.640
Now he wakes up in Bill's basement.
01:44:59.279 --> 01:45:01.039
Does this place look familiar?
01:45:01.359 --> 01:45:02.079
Did you do this?
01:45:03.439 --> 01:45:04.640
Is this your work?
01:45:04.960 --> 01:45:06.560
Smashes his head on the table.
01:45:06.800 --> 01:45:07.760
Did you do this?
01:45:08.159 --> 01:45:18.239
And then all of a sudden he starts like sounding all like mumbly, so he's like in his Batman mode, he's like, I'd be great if I could do a Batman voice.
01:45:18.479 --> 01:45:19.840
I'd be happy about that.
01:45:20.079 --> 01:45:21.760
No, I don't think he'd be anything like that.
01:45:21.840 --> 01:45:28.640
I would just insult his craftsmanship and his entire life's work, which I think would be much more damaging than any kind of gun or kidnapping.
01:45:28.880 --> 01:45:32.479
I can tell that you're bad at plumbing because you can't satisfy your wife.
01:45:37.439 --> 01:45:39.439
See the way she sits there knitting?
01:45:39.680 --> 01:45:42.560
That's her disgust of your failures.
01:45:42.720 --> 01:45:44.399
You can smell it in the air.
01:45:47.039 --> 01:45:49.600
You see how many fucking quilts are in this room?
01:45:49.840 --> 01:45:52.239
That's displeasure, you son of a bitch.
01:45:52.479 --> 01:45:56.960
This is why this house looks like the Harry Potter offices, and there's kitties on the wall.
01:45:57.840 --> 01:45:58.640
Wait, that's my line.