Cheap Seats Episode 4

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We're back.
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We're back.
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Yes, he's back.
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We're back.
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What in the hell is going on since we last got together?
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Oh.
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That's been a minute.
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Albert did not go on his trip.
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Blackluster.
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Well, that's the end of the episode.
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Thanks for coming, guys.
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That's all we got.
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We really wanted to have a story because of you.
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Sorry I couldn't deliver.
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Now we got nothing.
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Got nothing.
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Nothing's happened.
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We wanted to see if you would wear shorts in a warm environment and you didn't.
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You're not even wearing shorts today, and it's 95 degrees.
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I had enough time to at least breathe the dogs, you know, on the way down.
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So sorry if you smell them barking or whatever.
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Breathe the dogs.
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Breathe dogs.
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You have socks with sandals on.
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Oh, they're still restrained, yeah.
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Does it count as freedom?
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It was better than the shoes I was wearing, but it was better.
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Oh yeah.
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Well, you're looking nice.
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Thanks.
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Appreciate it.
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Yeah.
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So what kept you from the land of is it a land of a million lakes?
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It's the land from the weird people, you know, because Mission's pretty close up there.
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Michigan's weird.
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Yeah.
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You said they have weird shaped faces.
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I I don't think I was accustomed to the the the shape of lake faces yet.
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Lake faces.
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Because you get a lot of online backlash from your characterization.
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Oh, sure.
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Michiganites.
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Michigan onions.
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But he does have a new love interest.
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And so he's trying to figure that out.
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Co-worker.
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Co-worker.
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Yep.
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This is the new notebook, guys.
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Don't talk about it.
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Don't dip your pen in company ink.
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You're right.
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That's what you need to do.
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Very careful.
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Oh, what have you guys been up to, actually?
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Oh, okay.
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Celebrating 150th anniversary, your birthday.
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Yeah.
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We had a celebrated hard.
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Yeah.
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That's what we've been doing.
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That's that's all you got, Lindy?
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Nothing?
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That's all you did?
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I ate a gummy, so it made me a little bit.
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I was a little bit stony, but I'm feeling good now.
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Gummies were had recovered.
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The gummies were had.
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Fireworks?
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Were there you went to the fireworks show?
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I vaguely remember fireworks, but I was told I was there.
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You were wasted.
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There's some there's some photographic evidence that I did, in fact, enjoy the fireworks.
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You were wasted.
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Okay.
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Well What about you, Eller?
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Any fireworks?
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I I kept it chill.
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I really don't have any.
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I got nothing for you.
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Nothing.
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No.
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You're just boring now.
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I am my polo.
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Just you know.
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Yeah.
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Well, let's talk about your uh your love interest here.
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Let's try to get you some.
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Okay.
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The quest to get Albert laid is four episodes deep, and we are not even past the starting line at this point.
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So can I say where I work?
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Yeah, you can leave it out, you know.
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Maybe I'll say it once that right.
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Okay.
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And to me it's interesting because there's so many different like teams working there, and it's like rich people, you know.
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So I feel like it's a good area to be in as a single dude, right?
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And uh, anyways, I I was hanging around some wedding coordinators, you know, what uh wedding event planners.
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You said wedding, not wedding.
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Wedding coordinator.
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I gotta hear myself.
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This is true.
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Wedding coordinators.
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Um where was I?
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So you were hanging out and you saw a wedding coordinator that caught your eye.
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One sparked your interest.
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Uh so this is like a new girl.
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Do you guys ever watch New Girl?
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No, I've never seen that.
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I I kind of want to theory test this though.
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There's a character on the show, Nick, or not whoever, but the rule is be there.
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So like if your love interest is in that room, be there.
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Be present?
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Yeah, just like around there.
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Yeah.
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So that I I kind of took that, right?
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Because I don't that's what I need to ask you guys about is like how do you even go?
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Because it feels like the gym almost, you know, because they're just there to work out.
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You know, some people get pretty pissed if you like go up and try to spark a conversation.
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Do you guys have any well?
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Do you get a lunch break?
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I do get a lunch break.
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Okay, so that's they're abiding by the laws.
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That's good.
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So do you get to take a lunch break with?
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It's it's pretty random.
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This love interest.
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What about her jumped out?
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Her brownness.
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You liked that she was brown?
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I I I don't know.
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I don't I don't think I have a type anymore.
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I don't think you should.
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So did you talk to her?
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I did.
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Oh.
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But it was very just like co-work and whatever mingling.
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It wasn't like Did you clock out, stuff like that?
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What do you mean?
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Like that's what you talked about.
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Oh, I I honestly I was just asking, like, because the it's raining there.
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So they're just setting this up for I'm thinking nothing.
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Yeah.
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You know what I mean?
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So I pretty much was just asking her, like, oh, I can help can I help you here?
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You know, do you need a strong man here?
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They love it when you do that.
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And what did she say?
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Just that is the thing.
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It's just like it's work.
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So I don't know if it's just like like a barrier, just like, hey, like, you know what I mean?
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There wasn't anything to give, if that makes sense.
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How do you approach that?
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Let's see.
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Um well, you can identify whether or not she has a boyfriend or a significant other.
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I I should ask if she could drive.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I have to start my checklist.
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Well, does she drive to work?
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I would think you'd have to drive.
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She lives there.
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That'd be cool.
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It'd be a good gig.
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Yeah.
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Um, yeah, so do you drive or does your did your husband bring you to work?
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We'll start there.
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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The husband?
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Or your boyfriend.
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Or your boyfriend or your brother.
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And then you'll know.
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Find out who brought her to work.
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Yeah, she'll say, I don't have a husband or a boyfriend.
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I'm looking for one.
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And it's I don't think she'll say I'm looking for one.
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She might if she's attracted to him.
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Do you do you think it'd be weird if I asked her if she was lesbian?
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Yeah.
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That would be weird.
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Well, you gotta you gotta think.
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We're assuming she's straight anyways.
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Why can't she know?
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Not okay.
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Yeah, I would just stay away from the sexuality until after maybe like the first date, maybe halfway through the like the appetizer.
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Get through the appetizer in the first date.
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But would she go on a date with him if she were a lesbian?
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No.
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Well, maybe she thinks that they're good friends and he's safe.
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Oh.
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And Albert's got maybe his dick has personality, so maybe he can convert her to the straight side.
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By the way, the people that listened to the last episode have been asking about your dick.
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Oh.
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It's still there.
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Still still has personality?
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Oh, it's it's diving.
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I don't know.
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What gives it personality?
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Looking for a haircut the other day.
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What gives it to its personality?
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That's what people want to know.
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And are the balls involved at all?
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Like, does that give it part of its personality?
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Or is it just the shaft and the I think you got a segment, you know, the balls are its own apartment.
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You know, it's like RD and sales, you know.
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It's not in the main floor, it's the basement.
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Got it.
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So people don't walk in and go, this is a great basement when they're sitting in your kitchen.
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But I'm gonna say this when I see a guy's dick and the balls, I think I think it's as a package.
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I think of it, look at it as a package, Joe, because what if the guy has a really big dick, small great nuts, or really big hanging swinging nuts, and a really teeny dick, or but you know what I mean?
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Like so, what's your takeaway when you see one of two or both scenarios?
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I don't know.
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I like balls.
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What's like the worst scenario in your opinion?
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The worst scenario is the small dick.
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That's the worst.
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And if it has a shanker on it.
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A shank.
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A shank.
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Small and a shanker.
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What's a shank?
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You know, I don't have an open sword.
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A canker, not a shanker.
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You know, like a a barnacle of sorts.
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A barnacle.
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Here we go with the barnacle again.
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You and your old timey sea captain.
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We can't get that out of your hand.
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Barnacle looks like uh like on a boat.
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That's you don't want to see one of those.
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That's why you spray your boat off on the boat ramp and your dick.
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Well, so I would I would identify if maybe she wants to go grab a coffee or something.
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Or you're gonna go get a coffee, would she like one?
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That is great.
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That might be it.
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Yeah, that might be it.
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I would go there.
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Or she's like, can you grab it for me?
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Yeah, so yeah, I'd I'd love to.
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What do you want?
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You do it anyways.
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You wouldn't even be like, you don't even want the the spiritual journey with me to the coffee, you know.
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No, give her the option.
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That's fair.
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What is happening?
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It's this is I'm learning in a hurry that Albert is very idealistic and and he wants this romance rom-com situation to fall in love.
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It is idealistic.
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That shit doesn't exist.
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But there's also the I'm super scared of that fine line of like from like compliment to creep, pretty much, you know what I mean?
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And it's the workplace, so like the first couple days you want to be initially labeled that creep.
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You know what I'm you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
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That's my how long have you worked there?
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Oh, it's been like three or four days.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, this is reference.
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Oh, so yeah, if you do this, you're gonna be a creep.
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Yeah.
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Well, that's what I'm saying.
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Like time is everything.
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Never mind, it's off the table.
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No, move on.
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It's like Tom Brady and the the draft, you know?
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Yeah.
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Well, yeah, I would I would probably hold off on this situation then and get back to your your pickup lines in the bar.
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All right.
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I'm gonna I'll update you guys though.
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The Windex line, I I think you're you're spot on with that.
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I did like that one.
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You wash your clothes in Windex because I can see myself in your pants.
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That's aggressive.
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I But if you again, if you say it a hundred times and one person says Yes, then damn right I do.
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Then you're in.
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Uh that might be barnacle bill, though.
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You know?
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Well, don't say it to him.
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He's gonna be over paling around with Lindy in the corner.
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God.
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Oh my gosh.
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Hide the tentacle.
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Um kind of along these same lines, I've I've discovered a little material on Reddit.
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This is some uh the do's and don'ts for wives and husbands.
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This was published in 1913.
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So some of them are timely, some of them are a little outdated, so don't shoot the messenger.
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Um where would you like to start?
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Did you want the advice for the wives or the husbands, Linda?
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Um, I'd like the advice for the husbands.
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Okay.
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So first up, don't talk down to your wife.
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She has as much intelligence as your colleague at the office.
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She lacks only opportunity.
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Talk to her of anything you would talk to a man, and you will be surprised how she expands.
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How does that make you feel on that advice?
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I love that.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, because that shows respect.
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I like it.
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I think that's a nice thing, don't you?
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So that holds up?
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Yeah.
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I like it.
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Yeah.
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I think that's what is this from, like the 1950s?
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No, 1913.
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Oh, 1913, really.
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This is over 100 years old.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I didn't that's Yeah, that is really 1913.
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I thought that they're they didn't even really talk back then to each other.
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It's just like the wife greeted the husband at the door.
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Well, don't don't spoil alert, don't go there yet.
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Okay.
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So next up is don't say your wife wastes time in reading, even if she only reads fiction.
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So that's polite.
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Yeah, it is.
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Yeah, just omit that part of the story and let her have her fun.
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I like that.
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That's respectful, also.
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Um okay, don't sneer at your wife's cookery or bridge playing or singing or harmonica play.
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Indeed.
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Anything else she does.
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That's nice.
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Yeah, just don't say anything bad to your wife.
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I love that.
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That's really a good one.
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That's probably what'll keep things going if you don't say one bad thing.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah.
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Um, don't increase the work of the house by leaving all your things lying about in different places.
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If you are not tidy by nature, at least be thoughtful.
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That's good, too.
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So that's very helpful for husbands and really good.
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Yeah, this is how I live my life.
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Don't try to regulate every detail of your wife's life.
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Even a wife is an individual.
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I'm gonna repeat that, so let's let it sink in.
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Even a wife is an individual.
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I love that.
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And must be allowed some scope.
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So give her a little freedom.
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I love that.
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Yeah.
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And lastly, for the husbands, don't keep all your jokes for your male friends.
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Let your wife share in them.
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That is an excellent.
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That's my favorite one.
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Yep.
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Bring bring the humor home from time to time.
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Uh now for the wives.
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Yeah.
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You ready for this?
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Are you taking notes?
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I'm taking notes.
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These might change your life.
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No, Pat, right?
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Don't let him have to search the house for you after his day's work.
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Listen for his latch key and meet him on the threshold.
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When's the last time you did that?
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Search.
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Okay.
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Sometimes I hide.
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That's part of the fucking.
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I'm fucked up.
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I'm fucked up again, and he's home.
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I'm hiding in the basement in a special.
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And that's part of the game we play.
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Don't find me.
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Search for the wife.
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Don't say I told you so to your husband.
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However much you feel tempted to.
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It does no good, and he will be grateful to you for not saying it.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna say I told you so.
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You're not a big I told you so or no.
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No.
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I don't think it's a good idea for a lot of situations.
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Yeah, I wouldn't say that to my wife either.
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I think I told you so.
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It feels both ways, yeah.
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See?
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And shake your finger.
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Yeah, I told you so.
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Yeah, that doesn't get you far.
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Don't be discontented and think your husband not manly be hick because he happens to be short and thin and not very strong.
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Manliness is not a purely physical quality.
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You disagree?
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No, I I think that's nice.
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You're kind of brushing this one off.
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Well, I'm just saying.
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Not a lot of vitamin, that's all I said.
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It could be a little person.
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Well, yeah.
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And a manly little person.
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Yeah, a manly little person.
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Don't let your husband wear a violet tie with grass-green socks.
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If he is unhappily devoid of the color sense, he must be forcibly restrained.
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I have had to say to my husband before, that doesn't match.
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You gotta wear something different.
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So how does how does that brush up against I told you so?
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Because I feel like you could easily cross that line.
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Because if we went outside and he was wearing a bad outfit and then someone made fun of him, then when we got home, I would say, I told you so.
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You're not supposed to.
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You're supposed to refrain from that.
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So I agree with you.
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Be proactive and and give him the business up front rather than after the fact.
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Yeah, I'll I'll just say that doesn't match.
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Lastly, and this is an important one.
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Okay.
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Okay, listen.
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Don't omit to pay your husband a compliment.
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If he looks nice dressed for the opera, tell him so.
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If he has been successful with his chickens or his garden, compliment him.
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That is okay.
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The opera or the gardening.
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I love her.
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Or the chickens.
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Or the chickens.
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We've got a quite the fucking manly man here wearing greengrass socks to the opera while he tends to his chicken.
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Chickens.
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And you compliment him.
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Do you do you think a dude or a girl wrote that?
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You know, someone like looking out for the ladies during 1913.
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Definitely a dude was looking out for the ladies, yeah.
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Yeah, for sure.
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Yeah, that's the other thing.
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Yeah, so I think that you know, the more we can share stuff like this and help build relationships, I love it.
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I think it's only good for society and for us.
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Now, Albert, take notes of these things.
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These are notes that could be translated right to the dating world.
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That's I like I felt crazy for a little bit, but I'm I'm glad someone got to it, you know?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You were looking for a guide, yeah, like a roadmap.
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Pretty much.
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Albert felt wandering around and YouTube's not the hospital.
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There's just a lot of common sense things out there.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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You know, it's it's it's hard to write.
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There's no silver bullet, let's put it that way.
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There isn't.
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You have to be a well-rounded individual.
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And listening to pro tips like that only helps you become more well-rounded.
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Uh can I ask you guys just like a random question?
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Let's go.
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I'm sorry.
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That's what we do best.
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What's opinions on someone being friends with an ex or like a good term kind of thing, or they still hang out?
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I think it depends on the ex.
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Depends on the ex.
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Yeah.
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Not the the girl or whoever.
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The girl?
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Yeah, it's all whoever.
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It's all on the girl, yeah.
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With the straight line here.
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If the girl's nice, then you can be friends with her.
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If she's not, then no, you can't be.
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I feel like if your partner knows the ex and you I think if they're friends with them secretly, that's not good.
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Oh no, you can't.
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It has to be transparent.
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Oh, yeah.
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If you're like, oh, that's not good.
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Right?
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You they have to know.
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Yeah.
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And you have to hang out with them.
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Very insightful.
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Well, wouldn't it be weird?
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I agree with you, yeah.
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Like if you're not waiting for your husband on the threshold because you're paling around with your ex?
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With my tits out, just my tits out, waiting on the threshold with a drink in my hand.
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So do you just put your tits out with all your friends?
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No.
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What with your husband?
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Yeah.
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No, your ex, I mean.
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Oh, because you said you're not meeting your husband at the threshold and you're over with your ex with your tits out.
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No, that that wasn't meant to come out like that.
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Okay.
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That's what I'm saying.
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Thanks for the clarity because my mind went to a really weird place.
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Yeah, I think you if you have an ex that you're still friends with, that person needs to be involved.
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And your significant other should be okay with it.
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So you think it's a package deal when you remarry or or re-cohabitate with somebody that they should be on board with you being friends with your ex, provided it's a healthy relationship.
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Yeah, and you introduce them right away.
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There's not like some it can't be some big secret, like, hey, you know, because uh do you see what I'm saying?
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You have to that has to be upfront and acknowledged.
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Otherwise, what about you, Albert?
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Is that threatening if you're if your lady friend was friends with her ex?
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I don't like if it's super transparent, it's not as threatening, right?
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Because it's just like being presented to you in a sense.
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Uh I don't know.
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It's just like I some people think it's like okay to like just not be transparent about it and just be like good good with them in a sense, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I don't I I kind of agree.
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I think it's weird if you do hide it, you know.
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If you hide it, then why are you hiding it?
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Right.
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If you're hiding it, what are you hiding?
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Like, is there you think there's some chance that you want to get back together with them?
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Or I is there or no, it's okay.
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Or you think that your partner wouldn't be okay with it, that's when you really need to bring them in.
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Because that's the way.
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Do you see what I'm saying?
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Like if you're effective communication at that point.
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Absolutely.
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That you're like, hey.
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Now, what if you're banging your ex?
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Would you invite your partner to join?
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That could happen if everyone's on board.
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And I'm not judging.
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You know, it's it's never too late in the game.
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Right.
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That is not I do not, if that's what people want to do and everyone's okay, then I feel like you could banging.
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What if you found out that your current partner was banging your ex?
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Then what would you do?
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I think that could be That's a deal breaker.
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That's a deal breaker.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't like that.
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Do you just want it somewhere that barnacle dick?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that always happens.
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We always have a little bit of a kerfuffle.
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Albert.
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The double A.
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I do you guys think it'd be like acceptable though for if you present an ex force someone to be like threatened though, or like initial strong reaction to that, you know?
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Yeah.
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But you have to let them decide too.
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And they have to, you have to be like, are you okay with this?
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And if they're not, then you have to make some adjustments or just tell your ex, like, hey, this probably isn't gonna be the where I have a new partner.
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But another big caveat is do you have kids together?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Then they need kids.
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Yeah.
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You can't be a dick to your ex just because your new partner and then your kids see that.
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Thankfully, I'm not sure.
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There's a lot of wrinkles to this equation.
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There are to this blanket.
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There are some wrinkles that need to be.
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But if your ex turns out to not be on board with being a healthy relationship, then you have to be able to cross the boundaries too.
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It's all about communication.
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Yep.
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That's what it's about.
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And being open and saying how you feel and letting Them say how they feel.
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Because you don't want to harbor that secret.
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That could be bad.
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Sure.
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Does that answer your question?
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Yeah.
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Did you like the answer to that?
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Absolutely, yeah.
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Any other random isms that have popped up along the way?
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If there's penis barnacles, are there vagina barnacles?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Oh, yeah.
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I have not encountered barnacles.
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You haven't spent a lot of time in a lake.
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I can't go to Michigan anymore, man.
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You press your watch after you get out of the out of the water?
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Yeah, you can get all kinds of stuff down there.
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That's why you have to be safe.
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Condoms.
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That's my condoms.
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Condoms while you're swimming?
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That's the only foolproof way to get out of it.
00:22:47.119 --> 00:22:48.000
It's the only way.
00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:50.319
You have to start wearing condoms while you swim.
00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:52.960
Sometimes two condoms.
00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:53.519
It depends.
00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:56.799
I've been in some shit pool that I was like, what are we doing here?
00:22:57.359 --> 00:22:57.839
Yeah.
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You know what?
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That's not.
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There's these leeches in some lakes that like see the the pee hole in the side.
00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:05.119
Yeah, and just go right for the pee hole.
00:23:05.519 --> 00:23:06.319
So that's not a bad idea.
00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:06.640
Yeah.
00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:12.319
So if you have if you double bag it, those leeches are there's no way they're fucking wicked.
00:23:12.799 --> 00:23:13.599
I haven't.
00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:17.039
Are we did we move on from I have another question?
00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:18.079
Tell us.
00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:21.440
Okay, I this is anonymous again.
00:23:21.599 --> 00:23:23.200
Some people do not want their names.
00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:25.440
Your friends don't want their names broken.
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It's all my sick friends.
00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:28.400
No shit.
00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:30.799
They've got sick minds and they want to know that.
00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:31.440
Okay.
00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:33.680
Here's this question.
00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:34.640
Okay.
00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:42.960
If your partner wanted to do something sexual out of your quote unquote wheelhouse comfort zone.
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Comfort zone.
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Would you be open?
00:23:46.079 --> 00:23:54.319
And this would be something like anal, dressing up as a furry, eating ass, threesomes.
00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:57.200
These were exactly things that people talked about.
00:23:57.519 --> 00:23:57.759
Okay.
00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:00.480
So okay.
00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:02.559
That was a lot to So what?
00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:05.039
Should you go along with it, or how do you handle that scenario?
00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:06.640
Or what's the what's the actual question?
00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:12.400
If they wanted to do something sexual that was out of your comfort zone, would you be open?
00:24:12.720 --> 00:24:15.519
Okay, I'm just gonna ask you straight out, Chad.
00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:21.680
Would you be open to your lady sticking something in your ass during sex?
00:24:21.920 --> 00:24:22.160
No.
00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.200
With Lube?
00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:24.880
No, I'm out.
00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:25.759
You're out?
00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:26.400
I'm out.
00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:26.960
Yep.
00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:29.519
And that's that's beyond the comfort zone.
00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:31.440
That's up the comfort zone.
00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:35.119
So that's a totally different level of discomfort.
00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:38.720
Have you actually been offered that opportunity?
00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:39.200
No.
00:24:39.440 --> 00:24:39.759
Okay.
00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:40.880
Have you?
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:41.279
No.
00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:42.400
No.
00:24:42.799 --> 00:24:43.119
No.
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I shut it down pretty quick.
00:24:45.279 --> 00:24:46.079
You lead with that?
00:24:46.240 --> 00:24:47.759
You will never put anything in my ass?
00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:49.599
Is that is that it took a fly?
00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:50.079
Yeah.
00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:52.400
We should publish that in the 1913.
00:24:54.319 --> 00:24:55.440
We're just looking out, you know.
00:24:56.000 --> 00:25:02.319
I just know that there's people I personally am not comfortable with anal things.
00:25:02.400 --> 00:25:03.119
I don't like it.
00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:04.880
I don't want things going up my butt.
00:25:05.039 --> 00:25:05.759
I don't like it.
00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:08.079
I don't want to insert anything up in other people's.
00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:11.680
But I know that there's some women who love it.
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:13.359
Love it.
00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:22.160
So I I guess you gotta it's not for me, but it could be for someone else.
00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:26.960
And what if you didn't want to do it, but your partner really loved it?
00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:29.759
That's what I'm like, really loved it.
00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:32.640
Like it's almost like a deal breaker.
00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:33.920
Yeah.
00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:35.039
You see?
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:37.279
Like they love anal.
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:38.319
They love it so much.
00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:42.079
Right.
00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:42.480
Yeah.
00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:43.920
Like it's a trade-off.
00:25:44.559 --> 00:25:50.480
See, the furry one's probably the weirdest on the Yeah, that is, but some people like to dress up.
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:52.720
Do you know?
00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:54.559
You've never been a furry.
00:25:54.880 --> 00:25:55.119
No.
00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:56.079
Would you?
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:58.480
I don't that's what I'm saying.
00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:00.880
Like if you What if you were okay?
00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:11.039
What if you got invited to a party and somebody said, hey, just wear this costume, and you walked in and it was 73 furries, and you're just there in like a nurse's outfit.
00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:12.640
I'd feel like I'd have to get in one.
00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:13.119
Yeah.
00:26:13.279 --> 00:26:14.400
See, peer pressure.
00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:16.160
That's how they get you.
00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:20.559
I have lots of stories.
00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:21.279
But you wear it.
00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:22.799
I just don't feel they're appropriate.
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:24.240
I'm not a fucking thing.
00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:25.440
Do you want to go for that?
00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:25.759
No.
00:26:25.920 --> 00:26:26.799
No, I wouldn't.
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:28.160
It's off the table, too.
00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:31.920
What's like the the opposite of vanilla?
00:26:32.160 --> 00:26:35.680
We would see vanilla of vanilla, we would see from chat.
00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:39.839
Or maybe an example of I'm pretty vanilla.
00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:42.640
I I I'm I feel like you see is what you get.
00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:43.680
I'm boring.
00:26:44.079 --> 00:26:45.440
But you you never want to.
00:26:45.920 --> 00:26:46.799
What about eating ass?
00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:48.000
Would you ever eat ass?
00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:48.880
No.
00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:49.759
Never.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:50.720
I don't know that I would.
00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:53.440
What if your lady loved it?
00:26:53.680 --> 00:26:57.200
Like almost was begging for it.
00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:01.039
I would want to see the strict preparation regimen that led into it.
00:27:01.359 --> 00:27:07.759
And then would you be open to And then I might sign off on it after I see like a three-week program?
00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:08.640
Yeah.
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:10.640
Three times a day.
00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:13.440
You know, no food, just water.
00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:16.720
Prepared for like an animal or something.
00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:17.680
I mean, I would yeah.
00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:19.119
What about threesomes?
00:27:19.440 --> 00:27:20.240
Threesomes.
00:27:20.319 --> 00:27:21.200
I know that would never happen.
00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:21.680
Yeah.
00:27:21.839 --> 00:27:25.680
And I don't know that anybody would ever approach me and go, hey, do you want to have a threesome?
00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:30.240
So it's just like that's what if or if only.
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:33.759
But those are conversations that you have when you first start dating.
00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:36.079
Like you kind of know what your partner's into.
00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:41.599
Well, it's awkward when you don't because you bring a third in and all of a sudden we're like, well, we never said no.
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:47.920
So you know, or when you bring in your gremlin costume and you just want to play Christmas Eve.
00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:50.640
That's yeah, that ruins it for people too.
00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:52.240
But I don't, I don't know.
00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:57.759
I feel like if if somebody's a furry, they come out with that in a hurry.
00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.599
Or they're just in a hurry.
00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:01.119
Hey.
00:28:02.400 --> 00:28:06.000
Or they're gone to random conventions like six times a year.
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:06.319
Yeah.
00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:07.759
And they come home and can't walk.
00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:08.799
That's a dead giveaway.
00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:09.200
For sure.
00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:10.640
Can we dry clean those?
00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:13.519
You know, like who there has to be furry cleaners out there.
00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:14.160
Oh, yeah.
00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:15.359
Where are they?
00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:21.680
We should probably call some some dry cleaners and see if they'll clean our furry costumes on one of these episodes.
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:24.160
Here's a story.
00:28:24.319 --> 00:28:30.160
A friend of mine was dating this guy, and on the first date, nothing happened.
00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:32.000
They went out for drinks.
00:28:32.240 --> 00:28:36.559
There was no, not even a kiss at the end of the night.
00:28:36.880 --> 00:28:41.039
So the lady thought that there was nothing going on.
00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:42.720
There's no, you know, whatever.
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:45.599
So then he called and he said, Let's go to a movie.
00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:49.440
And then the next time he picked her up, he didn't say a word.
00:28:49.519 --> 00:28:57.519
He walked in the house, picked her up like a baby, carried her to the room, threw her down, pulled her underwear aside, and had sex.
00:28:58.559 --> 00:29:00.319
Okay, that's really what happened.
00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:02.880
This is a true story from my friend.
00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:11.759
And then what happened was he got very specific about lingerie and the color of the lingerie.
00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:19.359
He's like, I want you to wear a red bra and panties with pink bows and red high heels.
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:22.640
And the lady was like, What is going on?
00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:30.559
So her friend said, You should fuck with him and say, I'm dressing up in a bear costume.
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:32.559
I have a bear costume.
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:38.400
And he literally got to the house in record time and opened the door.
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:42.400
When the door was opened, he said, Where's your bear costume?
00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:45.440
This is an honest to God true story.
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:49.599
And the lady said, It's downstairs in the basement.
00:29:49.759 --> 00:29:52.000
It might have spiders on it, but I could get it out.
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:54.880
Oh yeah, let's and he's like, On the call.
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:56.000
Well, what does it look like?
00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:57.839
And she was like, It looks like a bear.
00:29:58.000 --> 00:29:59.279
Well, what's on your hands?
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:01.119
Paws.
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:04.000
Well, what's on your, you know, down there?
00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:08.160
And she said, There's a little hole that you can access.
00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:10.319
What's on your feet?
00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:11.759
What's on your head?
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:14.799
Well, one of those mascot things, so there's no kissing.
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:18.480
And that guy got to her house in record time.
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:23.200
See, these are the things that people have weird.
00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:25.680
I don't even know.
00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:26.319
I don't know if that's a good idea.
00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:28.720
No.
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:31.440
So that that relationship didn't make it.
00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:32.160
No.
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:34.240
But you see what I'm saying?
00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:40.160
These are the types of things that people have actual sexual things about.
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:41.599
Or feet.
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:42.960
People like feet.
00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:45.920
There's a lot of people that have book fetishes.
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:56.880
So if if your significant other came to you and said, I want to masturbate to your feet, would you just lay there and just have a bowl of popcorn and let them go at it?
00:30:57.839 --> 00:30:59.440
Masturbate with my feet?
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:03.519
Like as the going around the or you mean while looking at them?
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:04.559
While looking at it.
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:06.480
Oh no one would masturbate my feet.
00:31:06.720 --> 00:31:07.680
Yeah, we'll get there eventually.
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:08.640
No one's doing that.
00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:09.519
Nobody will?
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:13.440
No, I think it would take a very, very, very special person.
00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:14.720
What if you with the callous?
00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:18.640
I'd be open to that.
00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:19.039
Yeah.
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:20.400
No victim.
00:31:20.559 --> 00:31:21.440
The victimless crime.
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:24.160
Yeah, I don't know what's going on and I don't care.
00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:27.839
But there's some So anal, yes, no?
00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:29.680
I don't like it.
00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:31.200
Burries?
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:33.359
I'd be open to that.
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:33.839
Yeah.
00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:37.680
What's like do you have an animal of choice or what how what I like bears?
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:38.720
I like bears.
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:39.759
I would do a bear.
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:42.720
Would you what what about which animal do you identify with?
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:43.519
A bear.
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:44.720
So you would be a bear.
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:45.759
Yeah, I want to be a bear.
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:50.000
I want to growl and have my fall growl.
00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:51.680
I think that's boring.
00:31:51.920 --> 00:31:52.319
Why?
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:53.440
Bear on bear?
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:56.400
If you're gonna be a furry, go away like your furry.
00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:57.039
Tiger?
00:31:57.359 --> 00:31:58.480
Oh no, not a tiger.
00:31:58.559 --> 00:32:05.039
It would just it would be something like a it would have to be like a beaver, where it's industrious and very efficient.
00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:05.920
Beaver.
00:32:06.240 --> 00:32:07.200
The world needs beaver.
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:09.519
With one of those floppy tails.
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:11.680
Yeah, that would be amazing.
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:14.160
Just crawling across the front room.
00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:15.440
You can hear it.
00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:18.720
You would hear that.
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:24.720
Yeah, but but if you're in the realm of fantasy, then I wouldn't want to fuck another beaver.
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:31.920
I would want to go for like a like a uh centaur.
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:33.039
Half horse.
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:34.400
That is my fantasy.
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:35.039
Or a woman.
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:37.119
Do not even get me started on that.
00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:38.480
I think that's hot.
00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:42.400
I think the half horse, half guy thing is something that could you could work with.
00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:43.680
I want to pick on you.
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:44.240
Yes.
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:44.880
Oh god.
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:53.359
I don't know why I must have watched a show when I was in my prime, sexual prime, and I got fired up about that.
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:55.680
And I'm not embarrassed to say that at all.
00:32:56.559 --> 00:33:00.079
You guys, there's people that have sex with animals too.
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:02.720
Real animals, not furries.
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:06.160
So I don't So do you think that's a dedicated furry?
00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:08.880
Like if you're gonna take it full bore.
00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:13.119
Like I like to walk, but I'm not gonna walk and go hike up a mountain tomorrow.
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:18.319
I am so glad you said walk because I thought what was coming out of your mouth was watch.
00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:20.880
Oh and that scared the shit out of me.
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:23.759
I was ready to shut this podcast down right then.
00:33:24.400 --> 00:33:27.359
We should have talked about this much earlier in our relationship, shouldn't we?
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:29.680
Sorry about that.
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:32.319
See, if you're not transparent, shit like this happened.
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:33.200
Now it's awkward.
00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:33.440
What?
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.039
Can we throw cucking in this?
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:39.680
Because I to me that is weird.
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:40.400
Cucking.
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:41.039
Hugging.
00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:41.680
Hugging.
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:43.039
What's that?
00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:46.319
You have to explain to Linda what I don't if you guys, I don't know what hugging.
00:33:46.640 --> 00:33:50.000
Linda understood more about the 1914 advice than she did about cucking.
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:53.519
If me and Chad were married, you know, and I had a cuck fetish.
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:54.319
Oh, what?
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:54.880
Cuck.
00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:56.079
C-U-C-K.
00:33:56.559 --> 00:33:57.440
C-U-C-K.
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:10.239
I would I would send Chad out in the wild and it'll either report back to me that you did the dude, or like there's like cuck chairs.
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:12.880
So like people like watching the other person.
00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:14.320
Tell me what this is now.
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:15.840
I cannot stand it anymore.
00:34:16.159 --> 00:34:20.239
It's where you get off making your partner watch you fuck someone else.
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:21.840
That's a real thing.
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:23.039
Yeah.
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:25.760
Oh you guys.
00:34:26.159 --> 00:34:27.599
You're gonna bring that into the bedroom now, too?
00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:27.920
No.
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:29.039
Fuck another bear.
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:30.000
And the bear.
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:31.519
Talking as the bear would be cool.
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:33.519
Want to play three bears.
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:38.639
So really, this is a thing.
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:40.320
The watch, you just watch.
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:42.639
I I haven't offered.
00:34:42.960 --> 00:34:44.559
How did you know about this, Albert?
00:34:44.639 --> 00:34:45.199
And I didn't.
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:46.639
Albert watches porn.
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:47.199
That's why.
00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:52.320
Well, technology advances, all right.
00:34:52.639 --> 00:34:54.320
Do you watch porn, Albert?
00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:56.239
I'm in 26, yeah.
00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:57.280
All the time?
00:34:57.440 --> 00:34:59.039
That's why he was born in Minnesota.
00:35:00.079 --> 00:35:02.559
Do you watch a lot of porn like on a daily basis?
00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:04.239
And what's your favorite kind of thing?
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:05.039
Ucking?
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:05.679
Oh.
00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.800
Is that the I think that one's just I like honestly?
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:10.400
If she's good looking, why not?
00:35:10.480 --> 00:35:13.360
But to me, it's weird that there's just a dude in the corner.
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:14.480
That's what I hate about that.
00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:15.199
You know what I mean?
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:19.199
Just so you think it's distracting, or would you want to make sure his needs are attended to?
00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:23.280
No, I just I don't mean I just mean like, do you need more soda?
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:24.400
What are you talking about?
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:26.960
No, you're you're trying to make sure he's comfortable.
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:27.519
No.
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:28.159
Oh, okay.
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:30.400
You're just silent and watching.
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:32.800
You don't like, oh, you're doing a good job.
00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:35.039
You're pounding that.
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:38.639
It depends on the level of cucking that you're you're embracing.
00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:40.800
Some of the dudes record it.
00:35:41.039 --> 00:35:44.079
I don't think the first time out of the gate, you're gonna go, oh, that's hawk.
00:35:44.320 --> 00:35:44.800
Keep going.
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:49.199
But like if you're seven years in, it would be boring just sitting there.
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:56.960
You guys, I can't believe I'm learning all these things because I thought I knew a lot of things and I don't.
00:35:57.119 --> 00:35:58.880
I didn't know about cucking.
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:05.760
I'm learning about all these things that people like to do that are quote unquote deviant.
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:08.800
But yet I realize that I like avatars.
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:10.480
So maybe that's fucked up.
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:11.280
You know what I mean?
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:16.000
It's like I start going down this rabbit hole of I'm thinking that other things.
00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:19.679
Yeah, then I'm like, I'm sexually attracted to avatars.
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:20.719
So is that fucked up?
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:21.679
That's very fucked up.
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:22.719
You see what I'm saying?
00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:24.400
Like, and where can I find one?
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:26.239
Where could I find a living avatar?
00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:29.280
Are this is it like the unicorn that none exists?
00:36:29.519 --> 00:36:30.559
Dude, Orlando.
00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:31.840
Orlando.
00:36:33.119 --> 00:36:37.920
I'm gonna be making when I make a trip to Orlando, you guys, I'm gonna come back with some stories.
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:40.239
Did you watch the series DTF, St.
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:40.960
Louis?
00:36:41.199 --> 00:36:41.440
No.
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:42.880
Okay, did you?
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:44.639
So DTF?
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:50.079
Yeah, one gentleman um started having an affair with the other gentleman's wife.
00:36:50.239 --> 00:37:01.280
And it turned out that the married gentleman knew about it, so he asked the guy who's having an affair with his wife to watch he and his wife having sex.
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:07.440
So Jason Bateman stood in the closet and had to watch, but it all melted down.
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:11.360
I would be willing to watch that show.
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:13.840
You should check it out.
00:37:13.920 --> 00:37:14.960
It's on HBO Max.
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:15.920
DTF.
00:37:16.000 --> 00:37:16.880
I'm writing this down.
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:24.559
But to Jason Bateman's credit, like the transformation that he took in that series, like it was it's believable.
00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:31.039
It's believable that he was honestly in love with this other guy because he was such a genuinely sweet man.
00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:32.800
Oh it was, yeah.
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:35.920
I mean, acting-wise, Jason Bateman has chops.
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:38.079
That guy's amazing at everything that he does.
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:38.880
He's really good.
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:39.920
So DTF St.
00:37:40.079 --> 00:37:43.679
Louis was a different aspect of what he does, but really good in it.
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:45.119
Okay, I might watch that.
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:47.119
So back to the issue at hand though.
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:51.360
Albert, Albert, and your porn do you want like what's your basic porn?
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:59.360
Like if you were to if we were to look at your history of what you like big tits, that always comes out.
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:05.360
Big titties, magic penis, barnacle penis, barnacle penis, furry.
00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:09.360
What would be your thing?
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:14.960
I think if I had like a brown ladies, like a latin Latina's a great place to be.
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:17.199
That's your that's your launch off point.
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:19.360
It's just launch off, exactly.
00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:22.880
It just it just gets you there, you know, in the whatever direction.
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:23.599
Okay.
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:26.960
Um, have you ever seen two girls one cup?
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:27.440
Yeah.
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:28.000
Yeah.
00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:29.519
Where were you when you first saw that?
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:31.440
I was a minor.
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:34.559
It's cemented in your mind though, isn't it?
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:34.800
Yeah.
00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:35.840
I know what that is.
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:40.880
Yeah, because it's a very unassuming title, and you're like, oh, maybe they're just sharing a glass of wine.
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:43.599
And you turn it on, and all of a sudden you're mortified.
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:46.239
See, that's what I'm talking about.
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:54.400
There's a lot of things out there that I feel like sometimes I'm sheltered from these things, and I'm happy about it.
00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:56.960
Yeah, you don't have well, you don't know how to work the internet.
00:38:57.119 --> 00:38:58.639
So thank God for that.
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:01.360
You can find some dirty shit on there, I guarantee you.
00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:14.960
I'm curious if you guys have heard this before, but my friend in college, she would get paid or Venmo from older gentlemen and she would text them like obscene shit, like almost insulting, or no, fully insulting.
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:15.679
They wanted to be a good one.
00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:16.719
Like to the men, exactly.
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:17.840
But she got paid for it.
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:18.079
Yeah.
00:39:18.239 --> 00:39:19.440
What could I just be like?
00:39:19.599 --> 00:39:20.719
I just watched something about this.
00:39:20.960 --> 00:39:21.440
Yeah.
00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:31.760
Well, I had a roommate in college when I lived in San Diego, and I'm not naming names, but she was a full-on call girl.
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:40.480
She started as a stripper, and then she became a call girl, and she'd fly to Vegas and do all these tricks tricks.
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:43.199
The Wednesday night flight to Vegas from Salt Lake to Vegas.
00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:46.320
She was making a lot of she'd pay cash for cars.
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.480
She was doing all kinds of stuff.
00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:53.119
And that was a legitimate.
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.920
I tried to start that career and I never got any calls.
00:39:56.639 --> 00:39:58.000
Now there's OnlyFans.
00:39:58.159 --> 00:39:59.760
You don't have to really even do that.
00:39:59.840 --> 00:40:13.920
You can get on OnlyFans and you could have if you could make an extra 10 or 20 grand a month showing your feet and not like doing anything too weird with them, but just like like I could let my goats lick my feet.
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:15.840
Oh, I guarantee there's a good answer for that.
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:18.800
There would be someone who would pay me at least.
00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:20.239
We'll give you 20 bucks right now.
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:20.800
Yeah.
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:23.440
You give me 20.
00:40:23.760 --> 00:40:24.559
Can you break a 50?
00:40:24.639 --> 00:40:24.880
Yeah.
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:25.840
Okay, let's go.
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:33.840
You can watch my goats lick my calest nasty feet for 20 bucks.
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:34.320
Huh.
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:34.800
Yeah.
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:35.840
For how long?
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:36.639
Long?
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:38.400
I don't know how long it would.
00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:42.800
I feel like that's something that you need a better pricing structure if we're going to have this negotiation.
00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:48.000
Because I can stay here all night on 20 bucks and just don't want to show up as pizza when you're seven.
00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:55.519
Oh, I have to ask, what's your guys' favorite porn categories, though?
00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:56.960
Or at least like the top.
00:40:57.360 --> 00:40:58.400
I don't watch any porn.
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:00.559
I haven't watched porn in a long, long time.
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:02.559
I don't have porn to watch porn.
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:04.159
Yeah, me neither.
00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:05.039
Right.
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:06.079
Right.
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:07.360
You you had to tell me.
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:09.519
26-year-old dudes watch a lot of porn.
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:12.000
You had to postpone the show by 15 minutes today.
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:16.320
You were down the street in the gas station parking lot, just working your hog.
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:20.320
What about masturbation?
00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:22.400
What about masturbating in public?
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:23.280
In public?
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:23.679
Yeah.
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:25.039
That's against the law.
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:26.159
I know, but people do it.
00:41:26.559 --> 00:41:26.960
I love it.
00:41:27.280 --> 00:41:28.639
It's like voter fraud.
00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:31.119
You can end up in the slammer with that one.
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:33.599
People do weird shit.
00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:38.320
I think I've seen a trucker masturbate before driving down the road.
00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:42.960
A semi-truck driver just pulling on his chain.
00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:43.920
Oh, you should.
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:47.199
Truckers are the dirtiest lot of people in the entire world.
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:48.239
Lot lizards?
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:50.559
They take up some lot lizards.
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.400
That's where you're gonna get a particle on your dick.
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:59.920
I've opened up, I've opened up about 12 restaurants in truck stops, and truckers are dirty birds.
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:03.760
Dirty birds, and they will not there is nothing they won't see.
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:04.960
Will they do anal?
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:06.880
Oh, I guarantee.
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:08.880
They'll fuck a drain pipe.
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:09.920
What are you talking about?
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:10.239
Yeah.
00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:11.840
They'll do anything that can move.
00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:12.960
Not all of them.
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:15.360
I'm sure there's some good ones out there, but maybe one.
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:22.960
But I've heard some dirty shit that they've said to some of my employees over the years, and it's like, oh God, it makes you cringe.
00:42:23.360 --> 00:42:25.760
But they get your TV on time, so they're not all bad.
00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:28.559
So I wonder if any of them like avatars.
00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:31.039
It's only one way to find out.
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:37.119
Just pull up at a truck stop cafe and watch Avatar and watch how many dudes flock to you and try to put it in your ass.
00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:39.840
Sorry, I snore to it just came out.
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:41.440
Just came out.
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:43.679
You guys, we're getting some good.
00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:52.320
Like we start talking and we really I hope our listeners enjoy this because I want to know about Desi's got that.
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:56.400
I want to know about Albert's furry, go the go-to furry.
00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:57.760
Yeah, what would be your go-to?
00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:59.760
What would you want to be dressed as?
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:03.760
You know what would be cool is the the flying squirrel.
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:04.480
Oh yeah.
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:05.760
That is from the top rope.
00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:08.960
Can you just jump off of anything to get?
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:09.920
Yeah.
00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:12.880
What would you want to jump onto though?
00:43:13.039 --> 00:43:15.039
Any any orphans?
00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:18.400
Any orphan?
00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:20.800
It's a flying squirrel.
00:43:22.960 --> 00:43:24.559
It's nature at that point, you know?
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:26.239
It is nature.
00:43:26.559 --> 00:43:26.800
Okay.
00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:27.599
Yeah.
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:29.199
That's a flying squirrel.
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:35.039
Well, next time we see Albert rolling around in his car in a flying squirrel outfit, you know what's about to happen.
00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:36.239
And what's yours again?
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:37.199
Mine was a beaver.
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:38.000
Oh, yours is a beaver.
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:40.159
Just because it's industrious and they work together.
00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:40.400
Yeah.
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:42.719
Yeah, it's a it's a very admirable.
00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:45.760
What would you want your partners?
00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:49.360
Do you want them to be a beaver too, or would you want them to be like a duck?
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:52.559
I want them to be the most outrageous animal I can find.
00:43:52.719 --> 00:43:56.239
Like you've never seen or heard of a beaver fucking a hippo.
00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:57.360
True.
00:43:57.599 --> 00:43:58.480
Until now.
00:43:58.639 --> 00:43:59.840
Now you can't get it out of your mind.
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:00.480
Right.
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:02.000
No, that's all I'm thinking about.
00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:07.679
But there's I mean, it's very coarse fur on a hippo, so that might be itchy.
00:44:07.840 --> 00:44:09.119
So might want to rethink that.
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:10.480
Yeah, rethink that.
00:44:11.280 --> 00:44:12.480
Do you think it's ever been done?
00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:14.880
You know, like the horse costume when there's like two people in it.
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:15.519
It's been done.
00:44:17.039 --> 00:44:19.039
I guarantee people think of fucked up shit.
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.000
If you have to ask, no, I don't have a story.
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:24.800
I just know people do like, you know what we should do?
00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:32.239
And they're usually high on the weekend, and they go buy a double donger horse outfit, and all of a sudden they're sorry.
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:33.840
Okay, you guys, what else?
00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:41.440
So we talked about porn, we talked about the what you're in your wheelhouse, if you're willing to wear an outfit.
00:44:41.760 --> 00:44:43.360
Did we did we answer the question though?
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:46.639
Like, what advice should we give this anonymous listener?
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:50.239
I think it has to be something you're comfortable with.
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:58.880
Like, if you're not comfortable doing anal or eating ass or doing all those things, or be then you should say, I'm not comfortable doing that.
00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:00.960
And what if they really love it though?
00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:02.079
That's hard to say.
00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:02.639
True.
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:02.880
Yeah.
00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:06.480
Because how can you break their heart that you don't want to eat their ass?
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:08.239
I really love barbecue.
00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:11.679
And if my wife said that's off the table, right.
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:14.000
I'm gonna go somewhere else to get my brisket.
00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:16.159
So you have to think about that too.
00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:18.800
Because there's people out there.
00:45:20.000 --> 00:45:22.320
There's a lot of people out there who will eat an ass.
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:23.599
Yeah, a lot.
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:26.960
So you have to be careful with the the boundaries you put up.
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:37.679
Maybe a little flexibility is in in mind here, but I wouldn't say so much that you know you're getting railed by a you know by a cocker spaniel tomorrow.
00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:39.199
So that's a little weird.
00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:41.519
I I can tell you guys a quick story.
00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:42.320
Oh good.
00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:43.119
This is what we need.
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:46.480
So Halloween party.
00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:48.559
This happened to you, or it's an anonymous party.
00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:50.559
I like how you own your shit.
00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:52.559
Lindy doesn't.
00:45:53.440 --> 00:45:55.519
These are all anonymous stories of mine.
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:57.039
Let's just be clear.
00:45:57.440 --> 00:45:58.960
This is an anonymous question.
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:00.480
This is an anonymous story.
00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:04.079
These are all Lindy's horrible fuck-up stories.
00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:06.159
This one doesn't even like high me up in any way.
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:06.719
Linda.
00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:10.320
Sorry, Linda.
00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:15.360
So Halloween party of flankers costumes everything, right?
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:17.280
And I'm just there with all the roommates.
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:19.280
I live used to live with six dudes.
00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:26.639
And I I go to like go to drink and I intercept like two girls, we just start talking, you know.
00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:31.280
And then the question was you ever had a threesome come up, right?
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:32.480
You asked them or they asked them.
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:33.519
They asked me, okay.
00:46:33.679 --> 00:46:33.840
Right.
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:34.559
Two girls.
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:39.280
And I'm like, this is like Tom Brady fourth quarter overtime.
00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:44.159
There was a little pressure because you have to be precise in what you say in that moment.
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:46.239
And I can't remember what I said.
00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:49.679
I think I just whatever.
00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:50.639
Yeah, like today.
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:51.119
Yeah.
00:46:52.159 --> 00:46:56.320
And they're they kind of they do like a quick like scanning up down.
00:46:56.880 --> 00:46:59.840
Just like a full like analyze type thing.
00:46:59.920 --> 00:47:00.559
That's what it felt like.
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.400
And there's like, you don't got it.
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:04.159
I'm like, all right.
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:05.519
That was it.
00:47:05.679 --> 00:47:06.719
So you didn't make it.
00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:08.719
I I didn't I didn't do it.
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:12.559
I'm kind of curious in that moment, what would you guys say?
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:14.079
You know what I mean?
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:17.119
Well, I'm really good at improvisation.
00:47:17.280 --> 00:47:17.519
Okay.
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:21.119
So I can just be really off the cuff and take him down a path.
00:47:21.440 --> 00:47:22.800
So you got two Alberts.
00:47:23.119 --> 00:47:24.000
It'll never happen.
00:47:24.079 --> 00:47:25.440
I can't tell the deal.
00:47:25.519 --> 00:47:30.320
So I would just like sit there and make him laugh and have fun, and then I'd get my drink and walk away.
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:32.480
But it leave him wanting more.
00:47:33.199 --> 00:47:36.880
You that's the number one rule in life.
00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:39.519
Leave them wanting just a little bit more.
00:47:40.000 --> 00:47:41.840
Don't don't just give in right away.
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:42.800
Play hard to get.
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:44.639
Like I have, but not with you.
00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:46.159
And then order a drink and walk away.
00:47:46.880 --> 00:47:47.679
That would have done something.
00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:54.159
And remember, this is what you always have to remember, Albert, is you have a dick with personality.
00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:54.719
That's true.
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:59.119
And some that I would say hardly any dudes can say that.
00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:01.519
I would go as far as to call it a charismatic dick.
00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:03.760
Yeah, you have a charismatic dick.
00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:04.079
Yeah.
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:10.559
And it's got a lot of which makes me think it's very capable of producing pleasure.
00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:14.400
You have a seventh of them with that coming out of your genes.
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:16.559
It's got a lot of pleasure.
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:20.719
I I would relate it to like alabunga bay.
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:22.239
Calabunga Bay.
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:22.480
Yeah.
00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:23.760
A lot to ride.
00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:26.400
With the silly string.
00:48:28.079 --> 00:48:28.880
You're gonna get wet.
00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:30.719
The silly string.
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:32.320
Yeah.
00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:36.880
So what's what's coming up on everybody's social calendar and otherwise?
00:48:39.039 --> 00:48:42.719
I'm kind of I like to be in town for summer.
00:48:42.880 --> 00:48:43.280
Yeah.
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:44.800
Because I like summer.
00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:46.320
I don't like winter.
00:48:46.639 --> 00:48:50.159
So I travel in winter times.
00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:53.760
Unless there's something so great, the furry convention.
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:55.360
When's that happening again?
00:48:55.519 --> 00:48:56.320
Well, I'm gonna look that up.
00:48:56.559 --> 00:48:58.000
You got the bi-monthly coming up.
00:48:58.079 --> 00:48:59.679
So what about you?
00:49:00.239 --> 00:49:00.559
Me?
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:01.039
Yeah.
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.840
Uh going to Vegas 27th.
00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:04.960
Where are you standing?
00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:06.480
With my family.
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:08.960
Oh god, that's not happening.
00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:13.519
The last time we got Airbnb and they gave me like a casino, like a little house where you can.
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:15.920
That's exactly what I did.
00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:16.800
And you really did?
00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:19.440
Did you pay for them or were did you?
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:20.960
No, no, I went just on.
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:22.400
Yeah.
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:24.159
I just went out.
00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:25.360
What about you, Chad?
00:49:25.679 --> 00:49:26.800
What do you got on your plan?
00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:30.400
Uh we're going to the Great.
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:32.079
What is it called?
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:34.079
The Great North where Canada, Canada?
00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:35.119
What was that series called?
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:36.079
The Great North.
00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:36.880
What was that?
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:38.159
What was that series called?
00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:40.320
The Great Divide?
00:49:40.480 --> 00:49:41.039
No, it was a big one.
00:49:41.199 --> 00:49:41.599
That's a port.
00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:49.280
There's a funny series of that's a that's got to be something that someone could No The Great Divide is a geographical monument that's in Montana.
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:51.360
Are you going to Canada?
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:52.079
That's where you're going to go.
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:52.880
Yeah, we're going to Canada.
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.880
Yeah, we're going to Calgary and then down to Bamp.
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:56.159
Play a little golf.
00:49:56.639 --> 00:49:58.239
Probably hike, because I love to hike.
00:49:58.480 --> 00:49:59.280
Big hiker.
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:00.320
You really are?
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:00.880
No.
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:02.719
No, but I'll hike once.
00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:08.239
So you're just gonna golf and yeah, just enjoy the scenery.
00:50:08.559 --> 00:50:09.280
That sounds nice.
00:50:09.440 --> 00:50:09.519
Yeah.
00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:10.159
The golf colour.
00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:11.519
I bet it's beautiful this time of year.
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:13.119
The resort looks amazing.
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:15.199
What's the resort called?
00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:16.159
Can you say?
00:50:16.400 --> 00:50:17.679
Well, it's in Bamp Springs.
00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:18.880
It's an Airbnb.
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:21.119
So or it's like a condominium.
00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:24.719
It looks like the um oh god.
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:25.760
It's the resort.
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:27.920
It looks like the resort in Park City.
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:29.280
Um Deer Valley?
00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:30.480
No, not Deer Valley.
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:31.440
Montage?
00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:32.880
No, not Montage.
00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:35.679
The um Canyons?
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:36.320
No.
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:38.159
I'll I'll think of it.
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:38.639
Don't worry.
00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:39.280
Gosh.
00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:40.400
Starts with a W.
00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:41.920
It starts with a W.
00:50:42.159 --> 00:50:43.440
I believe so, yeah.
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:49.920
Where you're going starts with the W or it's at the resort is at the Canyons and it starts with the W.
00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:51.280
We're going to Bamp Springs.
00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:54.000
There's a Fairmont there, that's where we're playing golf.
00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:56.320
Playing golf at Silvertip.
00:50:56.559 --> 00:50:57.920
That's in uh Fairmont.
00:50:58.159 --> 00:50:59.920
So this is basically a golf trip.
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:00.880
No, it isn't.
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:03.119
It's like a five-day trip where we're golfing twice.
00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:06.159
So I I threw my hat in the ring and just said, I'm golfing twice.
00:51:06.239 --> 00:51:07.199
Who else wants to play?
00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:09.599
And was everyone taking you up on it?
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:10.639
Just one other person.
00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:11.119
Oh, okay.
00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:13.119
And then we're gonna play one day with the other person.
00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:14.719
My wife's gonna play with us two days.
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:16.239
Oh, that's so nice.
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:16.960
Yeah.
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:17.840
I love that.
00:51:18.000 --> 00:51:20.639
So and then if it's fun, I'll sneak out and have a third day.
00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:21.039
I don't know.
00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:21.599
We'll see.
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:22.000
Okay.
00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:28.239
That's not it.
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:29.920
How come we're so fun?
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:31.039
That's what I want to find.
00:51:31.199 --> 00:51:32.880
Everyone thinks we're fun.
00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:35.199
That's what I really want to talk about.
00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:36.320
What do you want to talk about?
00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:37.840
Everyone thinks we're fun.
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:38.480
Who's everyone?
00:51:38.800 --> 00:51:39.119
I don't know that.
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:40.960
Who's come to you and said that you're anonymous friend?
00:51:41.519 --> 00:51:42.000
A lot of people are.
00:51:42.480 --> 00:51:43.039
Anonymous prints.
00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:45.440
Well, Linda, you're so fun.
00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:49.039
You're gonna have some avatars pop up here soon.
00:51:49.119 --> 00:51:49.440
I'm sure.
00:51:49.679 --> 00:51:53.519
Or are you guys staying at the same Airbnb, or do you have to sneak your bitches in a side window?
00:51:53.599 --> 00:51:55.679
Or I didn't miss around.
00:51:56.000 --> 00:51:58.400
I'm gonna get my own like hotel thing.
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:00.400
You should see if there's a furry bar.
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:00.880
Yeah.
00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:02.800
I think they don't have to invest in there.
00:52:03.119 --> 00:52:04.159
There's so many strippers.
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:08.400
But the wall door.
00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:09.519
The waldorf.
00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:12.480
That's a that's it looks like the waldorf.
00:52:12.800 --> 00:52:14.719
Broke dick shit.
00:52:14.880 --> 00:52:16.320
That's like nice place.
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:19.280
But we don't stay in broke dick shit.
00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:21.119
Okay.
00:52:21.519 --> 00:52:23.519
That's BDS menu open there.
00:52:24.559 --> 00:52:26.320
Well, that's really nice.
00:52:26.639 --> 00:52:28.239
I it's not the Waldorf.
00:52:28.320 --> 00:52:30.400
It looks like the Waldorf in the canyons.
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:32.159
This is what needs to happen.
00:52:32.320 --> 00:52:34.480
We need to get some sponsors on this thing.
00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:35.199
Yeah, we do.
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:35.920
That's next.
00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:38.400
I'll go talk to Vamp Springs and see if they want to.
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:40.719
Yeah, see if they want to fair connections.
00:52:48.239 --> 00:52:48.800
I think so.
00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:49.199
Yeah.
00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:54.400
I mean, I don't think we're a lot of a lot of lube companies.
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:59.119
Well, we could we could have we could have brought in a condom company and protect your dick from barnacles.
00:52:59.199 --> 00:52:59.360
Yeah.
00:52:59.440 --> 00:53:00.719
That would have been a nice thing.
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:02.400
So that could be next.
00:53:03.119 --> 00:53:04.880
Chad's staying at the Waldorf.
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:07.360
So I feel like Chad can afford to.
00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:09.199
If you can afford that, you can afford some markets.
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:10.559
I can stay at the Waldorf.
00:53:10.639 --> 00:53:12.639
I'm saying someone that looks like the Waldorf.
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:16.239
Oh, it's a Laquinta Inn so in a beautiful setting.
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:16.880
God.
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:17.760
Yeah.
00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:19.360
But not any broke shit.
00:53:20.480 --> 00:53:22.159
But looks like the Waldorf.
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:23.920
No, it's it says Laquinta.
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:24.960
Oh, it does say La Kinta.
00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:25.920
There's a Denny's there.
00:53:26.000 --> 00:53:27.679
It's yeah, it's gonna be awesome.
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:30.400
We could get call ins.
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:36.880
We don't know, but I feel like we're getting a little bit um I think we're getting some good questions, some good feedback.
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:42.079
What's the feedback you've been getting, Chad, from your all good feedback.
00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:42.719
Really?
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:43.360
All good?
00:53:43.679 --> 00:53:44.559
Lots of hilarity.
00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:45.119
Really?
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:45.840
They love it.
00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:46.559
What about you?
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:47.360
Very funny.
00:53:47.760 --> 00:53:50.559
I think people want to participate in an anonymous way.
00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:55.679
That's uh and I think doing like voicemails could be cool or fun to do.
00:53:55.760 --> 00:53:58.800
Yeah, that would definitely set that up next time if you want to try that out.
00:53:59.199 --> 00:54:00.079
Okay, we will.
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:03.840
Because people might get sick of just us bantering back and forth.
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:05.119
I wouldn't I doubt it.
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:06.159
Yeah, I doubt it too.
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:07.119
Not you.
00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:10.880
Well I don't know.
00:54:11.119 --> 00:54:12.159
What do you guys feel like?
00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:13.599
Do you think that we did it this time?
00:54:13.760 --> 00:54:16.639
Like, should we do you think we have anything else to talk about this time?
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:20.400
Should we I think we beat the shit out of the dead furry today.
00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:23.119
So I think that yeah, we're we we laid a good one.
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:29.679
The beaver is the avatar and the flying squirrel are we're putting them to bed.
00:54:29.840 --> 00:54:30.880
Yeah, let's go hunt.
00:54:32.400 --> 00:54:34.960
Anyways, Linda, play that shit.
00:54:35.280 --> 00:54:38.880
I'm going to end with the mouth organ.