HIGH ON MEDIOCRITY or BUSFLIP 2026 (Wrestling Soup 5.1.26)

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A crash day and crack with day trying to do
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the trash away.
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Wonderful, sup mother fucking.
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I have Like I have a book of tracks that's
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from like two houses ago. It's really funny. I like,
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if I need to send a track to somebody, I
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look at it and I'm like, oh, yeah, that.
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Literally dust it off you. Just yeah, there's my check book.
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I'm like, if you look real closely to it, you'll
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see some spittle from a fucking abe Lincoln.
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I feel like that with a fucking wallet nowadays, Like
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who the help pulls out actual tender for anything?
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If you feel crazy, Well, dude, you got to remember
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it's like when I'm.
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Doing something slightly not legal, the only time I'm pulling
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out actual money anymore. You know.
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Eventually, like cops are going to look, you know, to
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look at people, and they're gonna pull out their wallets.
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You're gonna be like cash right, suspicious?
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Yeah, no, you're not wrong. If you have cash on you,
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a cop has a reason to worry. I think that's what.
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Yeah, that's what do they call that? It's a fucking
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justifiable or reasonable doubt or whatever. I like another, yeah,
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they're like, what are you going to buy some h
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What's what's this all about? You're like, I don't know.
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My grandma gave me forty dollars when I dropped off
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groceries for it. She said, thanks, sweetie. Yeah, likely story, pal,
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where the pills? Where are the pills? But that's about Yeah,
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that's about where we're at. I guess at this point,
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Like and by the way, you're talking to somebody that
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tries to tea.
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Yeah, coca is Like I still carry cash, not much so. Look,
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I'm not talking about if you have like twenty bucks
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in your pocket, right, Like twenty is twenty, right, you
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always need something, you always have to have, like what
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is a dollar bill in your wallet at least? Or
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also it's bad luck or some shit. But I'm talking
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about the people that walk around with their actual cash
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to buy things, to go to restaurants like that's that's.
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Yeah, you're insinuating something to people at that right. To
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some degree, they're like, what is this all about?
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Right? What are you trying to flex? Do you have
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a hot date? Like?
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Is that what it is?
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You know?
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Well? Do you know what it also is? Too? As
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I see these news reports all the well not all
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the time, but occasionally where it'll be like some dude
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that was like, you know, a paper gangster. Kids so
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what am I talking about? Will be in an asshole,
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like kids that are like, y know, I got five
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thousand dollars, but you know, so my grandma died and
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left it to me, and they're like posting themselves with
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it on Instagram and then people see it and they're like, oh,
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let's go to the house and kill them.
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Yeah. Oh well, because they're.
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Like, oh easy, five grand Like, well, just two of
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us will go there and we'll just fucking rob this guy.
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And he's a moron and we know where he lives.
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And I see that, and I'm like, how funny is it?
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Because that sounds like some shit that your boomer parents
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would have told you to be worried about. And you
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would have been like, oh, shut up, you know, don't
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post it. You have money on the internet, don't come
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and try to fucking kill you for it. You're like,
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all right, right, sure, whatever you say, And it's like, no, no,
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that actually sometimes.
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People, I mean they look back at the my Space days.
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People are flawning their cash on fucking MySpace all the time.
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Stacks like yes, you're just letting the cops know exactly
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where you are.
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It's just think of how funny. Oh yeah, not even
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like it's.
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A legal I'm not even talking about other fucking game
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theres I would talk about the police, the I R somebody,
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you know.
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God, Well, you know what I wonder at this point
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to some degree, like do the cops even like when
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they're on social media and they're trying to like scan
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and find people doing fucked up shit? How bad must
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it throw them off? Because there's obviously like a dead Internet.
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Like I'm not even putting that into the category of
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conspiracy anymore, because just even like when I'm on fucking Instagram,
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which is like that's it. I just like have reels
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on Instagram that I watch at this point, and you'll
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just open up the comments sections on these things and
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you look at them, you go, these are not human
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beings that are talking like this, Like I can just
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tell it's not a person.
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But that started, that started way before the AI shit, right,
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I Mean there's a lot of AI stuff we can
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talk about today too.
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It's just accelerated.
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But it used to be and it used to be
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like the Indian algorithm, Like I mean, even back in
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the day. Gosh, it feels like an ancient, ancient time ago.
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There's the site that we went to called Kingdom Likes,
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and Kingdom Likes was the share a like kind of
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place where if you like somebody's something, they gave you
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seven points to spend on something that you want liked.
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And that's when I found out that Paul Hayman did it,
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because the Hayman hustle stuff was using those underhanded you know,
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those those viably sketchy means in order to I know,
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I do not Paul. Come on, Paul Hayman's a sweety pie.
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But outstanding citizen.
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But back in the day, even then, like the late
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twenty tens and shit, that's what people would do is
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they would do the share a like or you'd give
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somebody twenty bucks and they guarantee that your your podcast
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or whatever would get review bombs by at least one
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hundred people of good quality and like, all right, sure, whatever,
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but that's where you're spending that same amount of money,
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if not more, and some just programs it in there,
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just say nice shit about this guy's fucking tweet and
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then move on, you.
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Know, honestly, so I left a review this week for
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the one of the Breakfast for me because it was
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just it was just so fucking good man, and I
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was like, I want to leave something nice for them.
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I want to leave them a good review. But I
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had to like well consciously write it. I had to
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take down my writing ability a couple of notches because
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I didn't want somebody to be like, oh, that's a
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fucking robot. Yeah, Like I didn't want to be like
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too complimentary, Like I didn't want to be like like
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you have to be careful of like oh my turn
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of phrase, or like you want to be like, hey,
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you know this was really great about this or blah blah,
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blah blah, and you're like nope, nope, nope, because I
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wanted to I want someone to look at this and say, no,
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some fucking dude actually wrote this and it was like
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this was great, good French toast, which I will say, honestly, dude.
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I was like, I had some fucking French doast at
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this place. And I turned it and I looked at
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Emily and I was just like Jesus fucking Christ, like
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I was. It was such a it was such a
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fat moment, but it was also just so nice where
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you just have something and you just go, wow, that
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was such a basic thing, but how goddamn exceptional.
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It was kind of like I always look at you,
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like the Gordon ramsay, like the video of how to
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make a scrambled egg, and it's like, who the fuck
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doesn't know how to make a scrambled egg? But the
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way he does it right, because he's this four star,
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five star Michelin chef or whatever. He does the same thing,
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but he's like practically yelling at the egg to scramble itself.
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He throws in a pinch of salt at the right time,
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and by the time he's done, it's like this perfect
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puade air, no air pockets, just like little glob of
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scrambled egg. And you see people's faces melt because it's
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so good, and it's like he didn't add nothing, he
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didn't do anything crazy to it. Maybe the quality of
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egg is better, I don't know, but it's just always
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amazing to me that all it takes is some simple
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change to the design of things like a French toast.
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Maybe they added some special kind of cinnamon, or maybe
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they had a different kind of syrup, and it changes
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the whole dynamic of French toasts that you've been making
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in your life for the last forty fucking years.
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You know, how, Like, do you want to hear this
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absurdly pointless observation that I made in the last year
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or discovery I should say, Have you ever put pasto
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in eggs?
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No?
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But that sounds really good? Actually, I like pasta fu.
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Oh dude, it is so goddamn fucking good. I was not.
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It was one of very Italian thing to do.
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Actually, oh yeah, dude, I might as well just fucking
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put it. I might as well just dangle a little
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cross from my eggs point hair bag.
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Joe is just gonna be like Madonna's and Sabrina Carpenter's eggs. Yeah,
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you go, dude.
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It was yeah. I had that out in Vegas and
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I was like, oh, well, let'll give it a go.
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And it was like, fuck, fuck, that was good. That
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was really fucking tasty. But yeah, I mean, I guess
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it's just one of those things ago going back to
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the to the AI. You know what, could AI teach
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me how to put fucking pesto when eggs?
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Dude, No, it can't teach you how to be a
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Booker for WWE.
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Joseph, Well, there you go. I mean it can't it
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can't crack that code, but apparently it's allowed. It's allowed
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to be used for a television show that millions of
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people are watching. Isn't that nice?
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That's wild to me, that's wild And how did that
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come out? Right? So I've I've been gone for a
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few days. Obviously, people know we didn't do our regular
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Thursday bit and we didn't do Tuesday because I've been
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I've been skipping across town, if you will. And yeah, no,
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I've seen some of this stuff kind of come through.
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I know about the what was it the forty two
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people that got fucking shit bend?
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Oh yeah, yeah, they fired. But you know, I'm sure
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that people because I've seen the messages too. I've seen
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the people like where are you? Like they they're throwing
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out the bat signal anytime people lose their livelihoods. They're
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waiting for us like the Dark Knight to appear, and
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I understand, I get it.
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Well, I mean they started the bus flip. Literally. We
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we had gotten done with Frank and Guss last week
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and I think within an hour, just the fucking head
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started rolling look, and I know the whole term bus
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flip came from this show and stuff, but it's just
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really funny to me that that's not the first time
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that happened. The last time that they started doing bus flips,
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they they started after Thursday, but they started spacing them out,
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so we're like, oh, okay, maybe this is the new way.
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They're just gonna wait for people's contracts to run out.
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And I don't know why tk I went back to
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the quid pro quo of bus flips after Mania, but
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they did. And yeah, it's just another incident where it's like, oh,
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they're just waiting for the show to get done, because I.
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Mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah it was. It was They're like,
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wait till we see the whites of their eyes, yes,
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and then they just said, all right, fuck them, let
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everybody go. But dude, Also, at the same time, the
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term bus slip started with well over a decade ago.
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I think at this point where I'd basically said to you,
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the roster was so bloated that they needed a bus
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slip to get rid of some of these fucking people. Yeah, yeah,
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that's where it started from. And honest to god, everyone
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that was like this person got fired. These people got fired.
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They were at a point where, yeah, they were at
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they were at bus capacity, dude, they were.
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At far We were joking before in private. I don't
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even know if we ever made it to the show,
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but we were joking, dude. They could fire everybody in
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NXT and everybody in the NIL program, everybody involved, all
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the kids on LFG. They could fire all of them
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and still still be perfectly fine doing their AI creative
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booking on WWA.
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If anything, you know, this is kind of funny to
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be when you think about it. I'm trying to think
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of the way. Maybe what you do is if you're
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one of these guys or girls that's in the company
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that's either down in whatever in Orlando, or you gotta
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get the fucking algorithm to just spam your shit so
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that way, when the AIS looks up and it's like, well,
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clearly this person's popular, they keep coming up a million
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times on our thing, we need to write them into
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the show, Like, is that the trick that they need
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to use? Would that be? Would that be the way
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that if you've been like stuck in the fucking the
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performance center, or if you're just like dead in the
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water and fucking SmackDown that you have to trick the
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computer into thinking you're valuable. Now, sure, nothing dystopian about
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that at all, you know, Like I like, I must
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convince the operating system that I am of value. Oh good, good, good, nothing.
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I don't even think that's what they look for. I
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really couldn't tell you why they fire some of the
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people they do. Like, let's talk about the first, the
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biggest name in the room, and I know we're gonna
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bounce around with the AI creative shit too. But the outpouring,
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the outpouring of tears and the outpouring of just just
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little wee boys with their fucking uh with their pride
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in their hands on their knees, begging w W to
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hire Kyrie back, hire Kyrie back. You know, that was
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a delicious piece of uh. That was That was delicious
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on my road on my road trip, just reading those
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tears because that was probably the only time.
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We want Kyrie. I saw that. I was like, oh
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my god, nobody hates Kyrie saying and then fucking I
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get tagged like fifteen times on Twitter and I'm like
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They're like, well, actually.
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I'm like, good for her, go back home. No.
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Honestly, this is what's funniest to me is the people
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that were like, oh no, don't fire her, for she
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is the greatest women's wrestler. It's like I didn't have
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the problem with that. My main annoyance was this, how
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fuck you spent fucking nine months of her on television
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doing this thing with Oscar? Oh and then they just
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and then she just fucking leaves.
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The God, I fucking see, I'm I'm completely dystopian in
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this point. I know you're not trying to be. I
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am absolutely just doping in this point. I look at
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this moment and I thought to myself, what a perfect
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way to end the story. Oscar beats the shit out
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of her, degrades her, yells at her for nine months
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till she fucking leaves.
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She just leaves. That is you know, that is kind
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of like the hilarious form of storytelling, you know, like
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it was just like that was that was like the
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basis of any movie, like I'm trying to think of
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you know, that's the oh my god, I'm blanking on
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at the movie the military movie dog got nowhere else
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to go? Oh yeah, Richard Gear remember that, Just like,
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why aren't you obeying maggot, and then the guy just goes, you.
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Know what, officer and a gentleman, thank you, Richard, Yeah, gentlemen.
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He just goes, you know what, I'm fucking leaving. What
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a story of the triumph of the human spirit? No,
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I think, actually you just fucking hid under a bus And.
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At these these kids are all fucked off, And I'm like,
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doesn't that make Oscar even more of a heel? She
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bullied Kyrie till she fucking left.
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But they can't even address it that way. Like I
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saw the probo on Monday where she was like, no,
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it's so used to me, and I'm like, all right,
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no one's gonna How do you not, dude, how do
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you not even put a fucking bow on that you
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have three of the biggest.
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Acts because AI doesn't get it. Because AI doesn't get it,
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AI isn't smarter than some random dude coming back in
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from a move on on what to do with Kyrie
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and Oscar's storyline. Seriously, they should have leaned into it.
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That's how you get everybody. You piss off all those people,
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those Kyrie lovers, you piss all of them off, and
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at the same time you make Oscar look brilliant. She
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is so evil and cruel that the one person that
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sucked up to her, that obeyed her, that bowed before
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every command, finally couldn't take the abuse anymore. And if anything,
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now you launch fucking Osca and to just beat down mode.
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Have her start going through other bitches and go back
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to EO Sky. Have her go back after Eosky and
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tell Eve they have.
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A pay per view next week. So they had to
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scoot scoot scoots scoot scoot that along. Dude, you know
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they rush that. But by the way, it's only funnier
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when you think about it, how easily they could have
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just had Osca say I told them to fire Kyrie
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because she's useless.
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Oh that she's got political clout.
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I'm going too, that's yeah, because of me.
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Right, she went above Adam's head and she talked she
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can even bring t KO into it. I talked to
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people in TKO and they got rid of her. She
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failed me too many times.
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Fucking I said, she's a bum, she's you know, she's
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my hanger on. I said, she's no good, she's a
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waste of your money. Like, oh she's okay, Now you
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got a real heel. Now you got a real fucking nasty,
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mean heel. And by the way, obviously obviously people who
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are you know, smart fans if you want to call it,
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that would be like, well, no, actually they just fired her.
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But it's like, how about you do something of utility
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with it? Then? How about you just close up this storyline?
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Like I said once again that they've been telling on
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television for fucking months on months on months on months. Yeah,
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where it's this abusive. By the way, there's like barely
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any people. How many people make it onto Monday Night
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Raw every single week, like twenty exact.
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They don't utilize their roster very well.
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They haven't been doing that fat and one of them
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was Kyrie though Mash Like that's why, like to some extent,
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even when the people are like we miss her, we
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love her, it's like, yeah, because they don't. They barely
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see a couple dozen people. So they think that these
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people are more valuable than they are because the company
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is sending the message that they're valuable by putting them
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on TV every week.
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You know what's funny about that too? And I'm looking
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at what Eric posted, and he's saying that from rock stars,
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Elite rockstars. They're saying that the recent ring roster cuts
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in WWE were reportedly age related, as the company is
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trying to build a younger roster. But that's funny to
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hear because it was because it was only like a
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week before this, or maybe two weeks ago, that Triple
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H did some kind of a public interview. I saw
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Vince Russo call it out, and I think me and
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you were talking about the interview that Triple H did too,
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where he said that they don't have any backup plans.
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They don't have any backup plans for any of the wrestlers,
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for any of the storylines. They have no backup plans.
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But yet these roster cuts are supposedly the backup plan
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to get more younger people up there.
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That'll do it, that'll do it.
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Sounds like bullshit to me, Like.
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Tony di'angelo is the NXT champion right the well is
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running dry, Like that's it. I don't even want to like,
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oh no, we got rid of the door. By the way,
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how old's Kyrie? Like? Thirty one?
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She's probably higher than that. She's been wrestling for a
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long time. Thirty seven, thank you, derk Kyrie saying, is
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thirty seven. I'm not going to knock the age, Jesus, but.
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Like also, like, Holy Jesus Christ, I would never have
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guessed that. I know there's a million, there's a million
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easy ways to.
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Go with that. But also are those Asian jeans you're wearing? Yes,
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yes they are.
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And it just hit a gong? Why yes? No, but
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you know how funny that is still be Yeah, we
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had to get rid of Kyrie saying because she's thirty
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seven years old, dog, she looks like she's fucking in college.
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She has seen twenty year olds that look like they're
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fucking going on fifty.
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Come on, I'm honest to God, think and like, listen,
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I haven't seen her up close. Maybe the makeup does wonders.
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Probably not. She probably just really looks that young. But
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if you put her in a TV show with a
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bunch of kids that were in college, nobody would say
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that's a thirty seven year old.
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Well wwe makeup is notoriously bad, though, too, you're notoriously bad.
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There are sometimes that the makeup team they're on point
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and they make these girls look amazing, And then there
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are times where they make these girls look like they
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just got out of like a seven week bender and
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you know they're they're climbing out of the sewer right
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before their match. Like, ah, I don't know, man, that
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makeup team is a little rough sometimes. But yeah, no Kyrie.
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Kyrie's a pretty girl either way.
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So yeah, but I mean, like I said, I have
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no problem with her going, But in what universe do
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you not just closed it close the fucker and story
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or even before they're on TV all the god damn time.
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Because they don't factor it into the AI bro.
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I know, I know, it is just incredibly funny to make.
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It's just incredibly buddy of it.
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It's a simple fix that gives Kyrie that warm reaction
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from the fans, which I'm sure even though she's not
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on TV and she's gone from the company, I'm sure
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she paid attention to to the goodbye right everybody does.
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Everybody wants to know what they say about them when
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they leave you. Oh, that's just a natural human thing.
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And if they would have done something that like that
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with Oscar, that said Oscar used her political cloud, or
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maybe Oscar just bullied her till she left, Like the
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response to Osca would be for a wrestler for Kyrie
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would be a warm moment for her because the amount
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of booze that Oscar would get, the amount of hate
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blah blah blah would be on behalf of how much
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people loved Kyrie, which would feel good. Like you have
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to look at this from like a third point of view, right,
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you can't just look at it like, oh, fans don't
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like Oscar because they don't like Oscar. It's like, now
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they're booing Oscar in this scenario if you ended it
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that way because of their love and adoration for Kyrie.
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But ww doesn't think like that anymore. They don't. They
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don't do the follow through, Joe, they don't do the
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follow through.
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It's well, anyways, she's gone, yeah, and now they're just
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gonna on over to having Yo Sky and Oscar, which
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is good, but also like I'm really starting to believe
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that they they must be or whatever computer they're using
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is just like, hey, why don't we just fucking beat
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Yo Sky to death? Because she's still like she wrestles
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every week on law She's crazy. If you were watching
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that show, fresh shot of the fucking hat right out
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of the oven, never really sat down and watched Monday
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Night Raw, you would say to yourself this, She's like
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a major character on the show. She's on weekly and
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has like ten to fifteen to twenty minute long matches
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every single Okay.
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We don't worry. EO's getting older. The AI doesn't like
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her algorithm anymore. It's now it's now time for soul
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Ruka to bear the brunts of all those flips.
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Oh, it's coming for her.
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Yeah, once she wakes up from her concussion in another
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week or two, we shall be ready to go. You know.
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The robots. Yeah, the robots, they're like, we will give
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you both power and pain. You will be on the
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show and pay I remember.
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That tag team that was Paul Roma Rights.
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Power, Yeah, Paul Paul Roma, Paul London. Yeah, that's got
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all over there. But by the way, somebody boasted someone
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on Reddit threw up the clip of us making fun
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of fucking Tony DiAngelo. I do, I do love and
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you know, because it's Reddit, there's you expect. But for
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the most part, people are just like, yeah, you know,
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I think they want to be shitty because it's Reddit.
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But people know that the Tony D'Angelo thing is fucking stupid.
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Compared to all of the other people that were listed.
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So it's like this shd fucker and sucks. It's like,
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but it's not wrong, right, You're not gonna tell tell me.
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You're not going to tell me that Tony D'Angelo is
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a bigger star, has more potential or had more potential
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than Smoe at show. You're not going to say that
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out loud and then be like I'm telling the truth.
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It don't you feel like it's just as disingenuous needs
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to play against the team kind of deal, like everybody
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deserves a trophy Reddit, Like that's what it is. You
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can't say anything negative about somebody unless it's the person
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talking about somebody else. Like, no, you can be negative
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about critics, but you can never be negative. You can
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never sorry, you can't be negative about the actual talent,
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because if you're negative about the talent, well then you're wrong.
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You're a piece of shit. How dare you take somebody's
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00:25:44.400 --> 00:25:46.720
enjoyment of wrestling? It has something to do with that.
478
00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:49.720
We ran the list. We literally went down the list
479
00:25:49.720 --> 00:25:53.400
from top to bottom. Who is Tony DiAngelo better that?
480
00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:55.839
And the.
481
00:25:57.400 --> 00:25:57.759
Vacant?
482
00:25:59.200 --> 00:26:02.559
Yeah, like it's just and it was it was funnier
483
00:26:02.599 --> 00:26:04.400
because I did to see somebody where they were like,
484
00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:06.680
come on, he's only been champion for a month. I'm like,
485
00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:10.200
I don't think you're getting what's being said here. It's
486
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:15.279
not like their matches or the quality of the title reign.
487
00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:18.240
It's quite literally, who was actually going to be important
488
00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:21.599
to the show styled we should be in the champion Tony.
489
00:26:21.759 --> 00:26:24.119
I will say this for the positives of Tony D'Angelo.
490
00:26:24.359 --> 00:26:29.839
I loved his Italian versus Mexican fucking storyline against Legato
491
00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:33.039
though Fantasma. I love the nuances of it. I love
492
00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:36.279
them playing the cands against each other and fucking backstabbing
493
00:26:36.319 --> 00:26:39.039
each other, and it was great. I love that storyline.
494
00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:42.279
I thought it was great in NXT. That's it. I
495
00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:44.319
can't really think of any other time that I was like,
496
00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:46.680
oh man, I can't wait for a Tony D'Angelo match.
497
00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:53.240
You know, wasn't that also quite literally like Jesus Christ
498
00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:53.880
three years ago?
499
00:26:53.920 --> 00:26:57.519
Now, yeah, gotta be long. Yeah, that was years.
500
00:26:59.440 --> 00:27:02.319
So that is where we're at. You know, where you
501
00:27:02.359 --> 00:27:04.640
sit there and you go, oh man, remember when they
502
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:07.599
did that good thing half a decade ago, And then
503
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:09.720
you're like, oh, but they're still there and have they
504
00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:10.720
done anything since then?
505
00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:11.279
No?
506
00:27:12.279 --> 00:27:16.079
Right, no, I'm still there. But this also, I guess
507
00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:19.440
maybe falls under the uh, you know, we want Kyrie,
508
00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:22.839
we miss Kyrie thing is you do when you've smushed
509
00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:26.799
somebody into people's faces or you just even have them
510
00:27:26.920 --> 00:27:30.519
exposed to them for years, whether people realize they're good
511
00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:32.920
or bad, or they should feel it different towards them
512
00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:35.559
one way or the other. They do feel like someone
513
00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:38.680
is taking away one of their toys, Like, what do
514
00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:42.720
you mean they're gone. I've seen them wrestle for twelve years.
515
00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:45.000
It's like, yeah, they sucked the whole time, though.
516
00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:49.200
But I think there's a lot of observice though too
517
00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:51.400
that I kind of fall into that same category. But
518
00:27:51.680 --> 00:27:55.119
I at least recognize when I enjoy something that's absurd
519
00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:57.720
for the sake of being absurd. I'm not really sure
520
00:27:57.759 --> 00:27:59.799
if a lot of those people that are getting right
521
00:27:59.799 --> 00:28:03.279
at that are really defending Tony DiAngelo on this one
522
00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:06.279
realize how absurd they're be right, Like, there's nothing wrong
523
00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:08.799
with liking the absurd. Wrestling has made a lot of
524
00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:14.480
money off of absurd characters, absurd gimmicks, absurd storylines like
525
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:18.480
they've done it like entire promotions are absurd. Women of
526
00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:22.559
wrestling is absurd and always has been, you know, like
527
00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:25.880
it's it's just kind of part of the zeitgeist of
528
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:28.759
wrestling fandom, but it's it's at a point that you
529
00:28:28.839 --> 00:28:31.599
have to look at what you're enjoying and just go, oh,
530
00:28:31.160 --> 00:28:34.200
I'm being absurd because I'm liking this absurd thing.
531
00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:38.720
Like I said, eventually, even with the Danausen thing, I'm like,
532
00:28:38.759 --> 00:28:40.119
you know what, if this show is going to be
533
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:45.079
a fucking clown show, oh well, by Frank sending the clowns,
534
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:48.279
then like that's sort of like at first I's hot
535
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.480
with the intro and I'm like, all right, this is
536
00:28:50.519 --> 00:28:53.440
fucking idiotic and it probably won't have a long shelf life.
537
00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:56.000
But now at this point, I'm like, fuck it. Whatever.
538
00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:59.400
The show is so not entertaining that they can come
539
00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:01.200
up with something and to get people to laugh and
540
00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:03.720
have a good time. Sure, why not.
541
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:07.119
Hey, they're the ones that spent one thousand dollars for
542
00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:09.839
a seat, you know what, Cheer for what you want,
543
00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:10.880
go for it.
544
00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:13.079
Oh yeah yeah. And that's kind of like I have
545
00:29:13.119 --> 00:29:15.559
to remind myself sometimes too with some of the ship
546
00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:18.480
and I know we're with you know, we're gonna hop, hop,
547
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:21.240
skip and jump here, But like that crowd on Monday,
548
00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:25.200
I was like, these people here a fucking gunpoint they
549
00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:31.559
were they weren't into fucking anything like I dude, I
550
00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:34.359
I wanted to be like a snarky bitch about Seth
551
00:29:34.440 --> 00:29:37.119
coming out and getting no reaction, and I was like, ah,
552
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:40.319
fuck you, Seth, you suck. And then quite literally almost
553
00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:42.480
everything for the rest of the night got like a
554
00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:46.559
pretty tech Where were they again, somewhere in Arizona, like
555
00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:49.599
fucking El Paso or some shit I don't know, but
556
00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:54.640
like Pasta no Apasta, Pasta Pasta Texas that's where it was.
557
00:29:55.279 --> 00:30:01.160
Past Pesto Pesta. Oh dude, Yeah, my they were.
558
00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:04.359
Just not well that's because they know real wrestling and
559
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:09.119
Laredo that's called the funk area. Yeah, this is what
560
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:11.279
are you coming here with? This ship? We got out here,
561
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:12.960
set I paid.
562
00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:15.599
Five hundred dollars to come here and not like it.
563
00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.160
I think that's also a part of it too. Now
564
00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:23.640
where I get a little bit like I'm constantly conflicted
565
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:26.880
with do I want to side with the terrible show
566
00:30:27.400 --> 00:30:30.400
or do I want to side with the audience, because
567
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:34.200
in those instances, like I said, somebody spends a lot
568
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:37.119
of money to go to these shows to not have fun,
569
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:39.960
like Jesus Christ, force a smile.
570
00:30:40.559 --> 00:30:43.640
Yeah, but O fuck, that's not their job to force
571
00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:46.039
a smile. It's w W e's job just to make
572
00:30:46.079 --> 00:30:46.759
you smile, is you.
573
00:30:46.759 --> 00:30:48.119
Know what I mean?
574
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:49.640
I know what you're saying. You're like, dude, if you're
575
00:30:49.640 --> 00:30:52.119
gonna be there, just enjoy yourself. But if you're really
576
00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:55.599
not enjoying yourself, is it really your fault or is
577
00:30:55.640 --> 00:30:58.279
it the fucking promotion's fault for being boring as shit?
578
00:30:59.200 --> 00:30:59.519
I know.
579
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:02.319
But there's a also this point too, where I watch
580
00:31:02.440 --> 00:31:05.119
some of this stuff and I go, it's not that
581
00:31:05.319 --> 00:31:08.279
different than what it was six months ago. So it's
582
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:11.720
not like, hey man, we're all going to this fucking
583
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:15.880
awesome whatever restaurant or something and you're like, oh shit,
584
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:18.559
all right, and then six months later it's under different
585
00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:21.799
ownership and something happened. You go in there and you're like, oh,
586
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:24.440
this shit blows. Why is this so bad? It's like no, no, no, no, no,
587
00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:28.480
this is what it was. And you bought tickets to it, Yeah,
588
00:31:28.519 --> 00:31:30.359
you bought to it.
589
00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:33.359
There's another thing though. That happens too obviously when you're
590
00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:36.119
sitting at home watching the show, you can be more critical,
591
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:40.119
and it's like it almost comes more naturally to reflect
592
00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:43.000
directly at what you're seeing because you're also seeing it
593
00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:45.480
through the producer's eyes, right, you're seeing it through the
594
00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:48.200
lens that wwe wants to see, that wants you to
595
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.519
see it as when you're standing next to fifty people,
596
00:31:51.559 --> 00:31:53.960
one hundred people, whatever the fuck it is, there's like
597
00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:59.240
a group vibe that happens when one person hears other
598
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:03.160
people will cheat, et cetera, et cetera. If nobody's fucking cheering,
599
00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:07.799
nobody wants to be that first person to cheer. Yeah
600
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:09.880
at school.
601
00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:12.559
But you know what, though, that was one of my
602
00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:16.759
favorite fucking things to do at points where whenever I
603
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:19.640
would be at a show and I wasn't working on it,
604
00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:22.079
I would stand in the crowd and I would just
605
00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:25.359
start the slow clap loudly by myself.
606
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:27.880
Awesome, fucking awesome.
607
00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:31.279
Of course you did joke because I'd be like, all right, everyone,
608
00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:34.920
let's wake up, like you we're not in church, Like
609
00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:38.519
let's fucking go, and like I would do that. Need
610
00:32:38.599 --> 00:32:42.440
more plants, they need to hire some clappers. They don't
611
00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:44.480
want to pay anybody, so they might as well just
612
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:46.920
get some something.
613
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:47.240
Man.
614
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:50.680
This is imagine if they were like they said that
615
00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:53.680
to the fucking the full Sale kids, that they were like,
616
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:55.559
all right, listen, you gotta get to the building. We
617
00:32:55.640 --> 00:33:00.440
need to say, sit in the crowded class. Get these motherfuckers. Happened.
618
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:02.079
Shut the fuck uf.
619
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:08.920
Suck. Here's dad fuck, here's dad fuck His dad was
620
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:13.039
was one of my favorite Crawd chances. This ship sucks
621
00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:17.880
also works really well. That's this ship sucks. I mean,
622
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:20.079
I've been I've been a terror at shows before, but
623
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:21.079
it's always been warried.
624
00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:23.000
Let me go down this list because I want to
625
00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:24.720
actually say the list out loud so we can get
626
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:28.759
past it. But as we did lose Kyrie saying we
627
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:32.400
lost Alister Black, which now I don't know, you might
628
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:34.440
have to clarify this for me because it's Alistair Black
629
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:37.720
ends Lena Vega. However, from what I was reading is
630
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:40.640
Lena Vega was the one that was actually shit canned
631
00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:44.519
and they wanted to keep Alistair Black. But he's like, nah,
632
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:46.960
fam fuck this ship. I'm out. I gotta go with
633
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:47.640
the missus.
634
00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:51.200
And so I don't buy that. I think that I
635
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:54.880
don't know that order, Okay, all right, I think they
636
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:57.599
did that in that order specifically so he would ask
637
00:33:57.680 --> 00:33:58.400
to get to leave.
638
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:00.599
But isn't that kind of funny though, Like if they
639
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:03.359
did that and now this time around they fired Vega
640
00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:06.400
and they're gonna keep Black, and then what Vega goes
641
00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:10.239
to aew, Like, what the fuck are they trying to do?
642
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:13.559
Is somebody really that hard up to either fuck Black
643
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:16.559
or Vega that they're just trying to split them up
644
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:18.280
at every point? You know?
645
00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:23.119
I have my own little conspiracy about okay, about Alistair Black,
646
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:26.599
the same way that Triple H picks out his guys
647
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:30.679
that he thinks are like his Gundams or people that
648
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:34.000
he thinks are cool or his goth girl has always
649
00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:36.519
always got a token goth check. Now right now he's
650
00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:39.440
got a couple. Of course. I think there's something to
651
00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:43.480
him with Alistair Black, where probably some part of him
652
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:47.679
now as this crusty fucking man looks at him and
653
00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:48.320
thinks like.
654
00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:51.719
I could I would, I could have actually been like
655
00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:54.599
I could have had Big Sley's tattoos and done the
656
00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:58.159
karate kicks. I could have done that that would have
657
00:34:58.159 --> 00:34:59.960
been me, it's cool.
658
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:02.960
But instead of looking at it and going that's cool,
659
00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:05.920
and I think other people might think it's cool, he's like, well,
660
00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:09.639
fuck you, that's not that cool. But he actually holds
661
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:12.119
onto that. And by the way, like once again, this
662
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:15.360
is just a spitball, and it's probably just the computer
663
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:18.679
doesn't know who he is, right, you know, the robe,
664
00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:21.840
It might have just forgotten. They're like, what is this guy?
665
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:24.119
He has three names. We don't know who he is anymore.
666
00:35:24.719 --> 00:35:29.800
But yeah, I've given up fully on that dude ever
667
00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:32.639
reaching his potential. I feel like that ship has sailed.
668
00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:38.559
They really really had an opportunity with him seven years ago.
669
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:40.800
I mean, once again, man, this is where we are.
670
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:43.079
It's like, you're like, hey, that guy was really good.
671
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:45.679
It's like, when was that fucking closer to a decade ago?
672
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:46.000
You know.
673
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:48.840
I think we brought up that idea back when Bray
674
00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:51.480
passed that Alister Black could have been the guy that
675
00:35:51.679 --> 00:35:53.440
was running the wy AT six.
676
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:55.159
Then why not.
677
00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:58.440
I just remember having that discussion and I'm like, yeah,
678
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:01.519
that could have done something. But now they're all fired, So.
679
00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:04.719
Oh, I know that's the next one to listen. By
680
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:07.440
the way, you can just breeze right over those. And
681
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:10.599
I still want people to just know that the second
682
00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:13.519
that thing happened, I set out loud, this is fucking
683
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:17.239
dogshit and it won't work. Yeah, And it was met
684
00:36:17.239 --> 00:36:21.719
with a lot of pushback. Let's say, he was like, no,
685
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:25.000
come on, come on, why would you say that. I'm like,
686
00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:28.760
because it's fucking idiotic. It looks stupid. People aren't going
687
00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:32.880
to be interested in this, Like it's not going to
688
00:36:33.119 --> 00:36:35.599
play out the way that they wanted it to. It was.
689
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.719
It was weird and uncomfortable for all the reasons it
690
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:39.639
wasn't supposed to be.
691
00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:43.400
When when I was making that documentary, that mini documentary
692
00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:46.400
that we did about the Wyatt six and stuff, I
693
00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:49.320
did like a lot of deep diving into the Wyatt
694
00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.480
history that nobody even saw or talked about, or if
695
00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:55.119
they did see it, nobody really talked about it because
696
00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:58.320
it was a lot of this scan this image to
697
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:02.079
get this crazy image and this weird fucking poem about
698
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:05.760
burning testicles and shit, and it's like, I get it.
699
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:08.519
It was supposed to really bring you in that, you know,
700
00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:12.079
Wyatt and Uncle Howdy and everybody was crazy in different
701
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:15.280
ways and different levels, and there was all this grunge
702
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:20.159
Aphex twin fucking Ministry, nine inch Nails, Romstein of the
703
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:24.400
nineties kind of visual images with like monkeys on chains
704
00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:27.440
and shit, and I mean like, and I'm going down
705
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:29.440
this thing, I'm like, oh, this is great, dude, My
706
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:33.519
inner nineties goth is in love right now. But besides
707
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:37.679
catering to forty seven year old men, who the fuck
708
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:38.320
is this for.
709
00:37:39.840 --> 00:37:39.880
You?
710
00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:44.559
And that's where I have moments with things too, where
711
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:47.199
it's you know, well, you got to be a little
712
00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:49.480
bit more positive about it. But it's like, yeah, but dude, who,
713
00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:50.800
like you said, who is this?
714
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:55.039
Even menty way way too deep And it wasn't deep,
715
00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:58.719
like people couldn't figure it out. It was just deep
716
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:01.079
for the sake of being deep. It was like, oh,
717
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:04.159
I'm going to mention words describing my feelings and you're
718
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:06.199
not really going to understand what I mean by that,
719
00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:10.840
and that's the point. And it's like, augh, all right, you.
720
00:38:10.920 --> 00:38:12.920
Know what is what is doom?
721
00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:16.119
Doom is the doom that you feel when the hurts,
722
00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:19.880
when your heart turns to infinite sadness and you're like,
723
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:23.920
no one fucking wants this, man, Nobody's into this shit.
724
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:29.599
Like the people that fucking like that show, they're pigs.
725
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:33.840
They're all fucking pigs wearing a monocle. Fuck you.
726
00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:38.440
You know it's but it's also I mean the Wyatt
727
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:42.039
six thing, and it's funny trying to like Alista Black whatever,
728
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:43.800
we end up having a brush by him, but it's
729
00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:46.599
like who cares? Like I has had his chances. But
730
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:49.920
like all of all of the people in that Wyatt
731
00:38:50.000 --> 00:38:54.239
six thing bought themselves a few years with this gimmick
732
00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:57.519
that I don't think anybody really believes what's gonna work.
733
00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:03.840
And so Joe, that's what it was. People were being nice,
734
00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:06.039
and you know what, that's that's nice of people to
735
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:09.519
want to be that, But there comes a point when
736
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:12.760
you just come to the realization that, Okay, that's nice
737
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:15.679
to be nice, But is this going anywhere? Is there
738
00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:18.559
any positive side to this during when they come out
739
00:39:18.559 --> 00:39:21.320
a few times, absolutely, but is there really any meat
740
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:23.400
on the belle? They went down to Mexico and they
741
00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:28.000
barely got a blip. It's just it wasn't working because
742
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:30.760
nobody believed in it other than probably the people in
743
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:32.159
the group. That's about it.
744
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:35.440
Yes, if if that was even in their minds, they
745
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:38.280
were probably just thinking three years, get paid, hooray.
746
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:41.360
When you talk about the White six getting released, the
747
00:39:41.400 --> 00:39:44.599
only the only positive that I had, and I even
748
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:47.000
posted online, I'm like, it's because I'm an old softie.
749
00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:52.079
Was Dexter Loomis and Indie Hartwell Index might rejoin at
750
00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:52.880
some point.
751
00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:55.920
And that was and honestly, that was cute, and they
752
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.239
could have gotten some television out of that for six
753
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:02.199
months to a year and then roster, but for whatever reason,
754
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:06.480
they just never did that. And it once again goes
755
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.280
back to the ship where it used to happen all
756
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:12.559
the time with NXT. Now obviously they're doing it a
757
00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:15.840
little bit more sparsely, and you know, it's not just
758
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:18.840
like randomly shoving people on TV, but it's like you
759
00:40:18.920 --> 00:40:21.920
spend all this time finding something that makes sense and
760
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.679
works and gets a good reaction, and then they put
761
00:40:24.679 --> 00:40:27.280
them on the main roster and go never mind. It's like,
762
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:29.519
what was the point of all of that? Then, what
763
00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:33.400
was the point of doing all that shit? It's sending
764
00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:37.119
somebody to school for six years for music lessons on
765
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:38.960
the guitar and then they show up and you hand
766
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:41.360
them a fucking obo. It's like, why, why are you
767
00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:44.559
doing this to them? It's like, well, you better pick
768
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:47.159
up the obo fast because that's the only way you're
769
00:40:47.199 --> 00:40:51.159
gonna make it in this band. I'll come. Why did
770
00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:54.039
you have this person learn all of the shit and
771
00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:56.280
get comfortable in this to just pull it out from
772
00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:56.960
underneath them.
773
00:40:57.079 --> 00:41:01.719
I'm apparently getting updated that they've already reunite, Joe Bunch
774
00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:06.000
saying that they've already reunited, and yeah, Filthy is saying
775
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:08.280
that in July that they're going to get together. That's
776
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:10.679
what I'm saying, Like, if they turn that into a storyline,
777
00:41:11.079 --> 00:41:13.760
well yeah, why not make use of what WWE did
778
00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:16.599
for you? Like and that's really silly that they never
779
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:18.679
really brought that up to the main storyline. But that's
780
00:41:18.719 --> 00:41:20.280
because they had to stick him in with the white
781
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:22.760
six shoe. That's why, right, that was important.
782
00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:26.360
But also with this is really what's really confusing too.
783
00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:30.760
You spend all this money developing these people with these
784
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:34.320
characters and these gimmicks and the story to tell, and
785
00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:39.199
then you just abandon it and you're like, well, I
786
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:42.280
guess that was all just for practice, never mind. And
787
00:41:42.320 --> 00:41:44.400
then even in a situation like this, like listen, do
788
00:41:44.440 --> 00:41:47.000
I think Dexter Loomis and Andy Hartwell are going to
789
00:41:47.079 --> 00:41:49.159
go to TENA and become their top acts.
790
00:41:49.440 --> 00:41:52.320
No, I could see it, Like, do you remember how
791
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:57.599
many people flipped out? Yeah, that was a great, great storyline.
792
00:41:57.599 --> 00:42:00.679
Now they just got to get rid of Oh god,
793
00:42:00.880 --> 00:42:03.440
fucking why am I blanking on their names? Well it's
794
00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:05.880
Candice and fucking uh.
795
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:12.280
Oh Johnny Gargano. Yeah, they're he's he's got Gundam status,
796
00:42:12.360 --> 00:42:16.360
he's got triple H. But yeah, like I'm not, well,
797
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:18.679
this is it. They could go there and become a funny,
798
00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:21.559
cute middle card act for sure. And I don't mean
799
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:23.960
that in a shitty way. I'm just saying like they're
800
00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:25.840
not going to go there and the houses are going
801
00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:29.000
to start fucking you know, swinging from the rafters as
802
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:31.679
you will. That's not what it's going to be. But
803
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:35.039
it's still also crazy. Like I said, you make this
804
00:42:35.159 --> 00:42:39.679
television and you film all these goddamn vignettes, You build characters,
805
00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:41.320
and you pay these people, you do all this shit,
806
00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:43.880
and then it's like, Okay, now it's time to maybe
807
00:42:43.880 --> 00:42:46.760
figure something out for them, and they just go, eh, no, no,
808
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:50.280
no thanks. It's like if they'd have brought fucking Dan
809
00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:52.519
Housen into and they were just like no, no, your
810
00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:56.159
name is uh Frankfurt or something like what why? Why?
811
00:42:56.519 --> 00:42:57.159
Why do that?
812
00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:02.519
They clearly have a sense they want financial control over everything.
813
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:04.920
If you want to be direct about it, the reason
814
00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:07.480
they would pick up Dan Housen and call him Frankhausen
815
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:11.719
or some shit, yes, is because they want all his money.
816
00:43:11.840 --> 00:43:15.280
That's why we have to agree to some extent though
817
00:43:15.320 --> 00:43:20.559
that that is a fucking miracle that they let him
818
00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:23.960
not change a single thing and they knew he was
819
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:28.719
goofy as shit. That's wild when you really think about it,
820
00:43:29.039 --> 00:43:31.000
that they didn't say to him like, oh, you got
821
00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:33.039
to be a different thing or whatever. They must have
822
00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:35.079
known like, hey, listen, if we're going to bother with
823
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:37.960
this guy, the only value we're going to get from
824
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:41.519
him is him staying this, you know. Like it's like
825
00:43:41.559 --> 00:43:45.760
if they'd have changed AJ styles name, what why would
826
00:43:45.800 --> 00:43:46.320
we have done that?
827
00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:49.000
Now? Maybe not as far back as AJ styles, but
828
00:43:49.480 --> 00:43:52.360
I wonder if that's a TKO decision. TKO are so
829
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:57.320
hell bent on injecting celebrities into everything that maybe even
830
00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:00.679
other wrestlers they look at as a celebrit pready status,
831
00:44:00.760 --> 00:44:03.440
like while we kind of joke about Dan Housen and stuff,
832
00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:08.559
if TKO recognizes the value of a name of bringing
833
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:11.880
somebody in from the outside that has their own following
834
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:14.840
under an event, it would be like, fuck, you change
835
00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:18.199
the name. We want them to be WW Creations. But
836
00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:21.679
tk's like, no, no, no, take whatever momentum they have
837
00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:24.079
and just put the money into our wallet.
838
00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:28.840
Yeah. Yeah, they're like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine
839
00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:32.639
after the fact. You want to keep it, sure, fucking whatever,
840
00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:34.800
you know, but we're going to take it when it's
841
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:35.679
most valuable.
842
00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:37.880
Right, And then you think we're going to have like
843
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:41.320
a special clause in the contract that allows them to
844
00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:44.679
take money even after they're gone. I wouldn't be surprised.
845
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:48.239
I would not be surprised if Dan Housen leaves WW
846
00:44:48.440 --> 00:44:51.480
at some point and Dan Housing goes on the indies,
847
00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:54.960
does Dan Housen have to pay WWE to continue to
848
00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:58.920
use his name? I mean, would you be surprised? That
849
00:44:58.920 --> 00:45:02.800
seems like the scot bag move that a trillion dollar
850
00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:03.679
company would do.
851
00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:06.880
No, They'll just keep selling your shirts and action figures
852
00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:10.559
and all that. That's what they'll do, you know, Like
853
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:13.960
maybe that would be t Ko's play going forward, where
854
00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:17.559
you know they'll say, hey, listen, you want to keep
855
00:45:17.559 --> 00:45:20.519
that valuable name, Zelena Vega, you can have it, but
856
00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:22.840
if we want to put you in a video game, right,
857
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:25.480
it is what the well to get rid of.
858
00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:29.639
They got rid of obviously, Nikki Cross whatever.
859
00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:30.440
Uh.
860
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:35.679
Santos Escobar, man, they they that is a slow death.
861
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:40.719
Santos had a fucking And it's sad too, because Santos
862
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:43.119
was one of the guys I was highest on for
863
00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.280
the longest time. I thought the guy was talented. He
864
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:47.719
had a good look, he could talk, he was part
865
00:45:47.719 --> 00:45:50.960
of good storylines. Legato as a team worked really well.
866
00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:53.840
Like I, there was no reason not to look at
867
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:58.199
Santos Escobar as being an actual force in w W
868
00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:01.320
e let alone. N XT Weeds went down there, and
869
00:46:01.320 --> 00:46:03.000
by the time he got up to the main roster,
870
00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:05.559
there was a couple of hiccups and then they just
871
00:46:05.599 --> 00:46:08.519
forgot about him, and then he became like a mid
872
00:46:08.559 --> 00:46:12.880
card guy, lost everybody, and then he was just barely around.
873
00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:17.920
And it's like fuck fuck they lowered they slowly lowered
874
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:18.760
him into the oil.
875
00:46:18.920 --> 00:46:21.519
Yeah, no, he was. They were absolutely a frog in
876
00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:21.960
the pan.
877
00:46:22.440 --> 00:46:26.760
He really was, and I know he was your dude,
878
00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:28.599
and you really really liked him a lot, and I
879
00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:30.639
always saw him as like, I'm like, you know, this
880
00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:32.559
is a guy you could use on a mid card
881
00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:37.320
level and do something with. But the problem, dude, the
882
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:39.760
problem is, like I said, they featured two dozen people
883
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:45.760
on Raw if that every Monday now, So the group
884
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:48.960
that they're picking, they're going, Okay, we're going to feature
885
00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:51.719
you for the next three months or three years or ten.
886
00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:56.840
It's almost in a weird sort of way, like we're
887
00:46:56.880 --> 00:46:59.480
back in the nineties where it was the two hour
888
00:46:59.559 --> 00:47:03.519
long Raw and hey man, only so many kids can
889
00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:07.039
fit in the pool. That's it. Like you sorry, you
890
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:10.079
got to wait your turn. So that's why you always
891
00:47:10.079 --> 00:47:12.840
heard these stories for years and decades and everything which
892
00:47:12.840 --> 00:47:16.960
you couldn't You couldn't explain this to somebody who was
893
00:47:17.079 --> 00:47:20.639
under the age of like probably thirty five or forty
894
00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:24.559
at this point, even crazy enough that there was a
895
00:47:24.599 --> 00:47:28.760
time in wrestling where there were dudes and women who
896
00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:34.360
were in unbelievable shape, could wrestle and looked like a
897
00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:38.480
million dollars that just didn't have contracts and didn't have
898
00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:42.559
any exposure anywhere at any time, and people would sit
899
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.840
around and occasionally you'd see some of them on whatever,
900
00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:48.440
a fucking random indie show or a tape trad and
901
00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:51.639
you'd go, how is this person not signed? How does
902
00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:53.840
this person not And you go, oh, because WWF and
903
00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:56.760
even WCW at the time, only higher X amount of
904
00:47:56.760 --> 00:48:00.360
people and everyone else can go fucking kick rocks at
905
00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:04.079
is not even a thing anymore where it's like everyone
906
00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:07.280
ends up. If you're remotely decent and can get attention,
907
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:11.199
you're gonna have an opportunity to get exposure in someplace.
908
00:48:12.119 --> 00:48:18.280
That's not what the fuck it was. But yeah, I
909
00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:20.360
I don't know, Like for Escobar, that's the problem. This
910
00:48:20.519 --> 00:48:22.440
is like now we're kind of back to that where
911
00:48:22.719 --> 00:48:26.239
there's two dozen guys or two dozen people on the show. Okay,
912
00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:28.840
well what's your deal? Oh well, I'm like a Mexican
913
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:32.400
guy who runs a faction, like, well, we have two
914
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:34.639
guys calling themselves Grande Americano.
915
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:38.119
I think it was deep and we have you know, yeah,
916
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:41.119
I know what you mean, like he feels generic, but
917
00:48:41.159 --> 00:48:45.679
I think you're also painting this in WWE storyline and NXT.
918
00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:48.920
He didn't feel that way. He wasn't generic. He was
919
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:52.719
literally the leader of the brand like it was. Ah,
920
00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:58.519
there's there's a crossover transition between NXT and WWE that
921
00:48:58.639 --> 00:49:01.800
a lot of people get lost translation. And I know
922
00:49:01.840 --> 00:49:04.400
we've said this a dozen times for a dozen different people.
923
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:08.400
Tiffany Stratton in NXT was a completely different person than
924
00:49:08.440 --> 00:49:11.800
Tiffany Stratton in WWE, you know, And God forbid, I
925
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:14.800
hope Obafemi in NXT is not so different than the
926
00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:17.119
guy that we see in WWE. I hope that that
927
00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:21.039
star remains bright. But there's a lot of cross in
928
00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:25.079
NXT was fucking a goddamn god for a lot of people,
929
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:27.320
And by the time he came up to WWE, he
930
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:29.920
was wearing the Trojan Man outfit, you know, like it's
931
00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:34.760
WWE doesn't even watch their own fucking product. So when
932
00:49:34.760 --> 00:49:37.559
you say that, when Santos is coming up with Logato
933
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.880
and shit like that, and they're just another bunch of guys,
934
00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:43.039
you're right for the sake of WWE, But they're not.
935
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:46.719
What they've been established, what they've been working on down
936
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:50.639
in NXT was an actual character. It's weird how the
937
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:54.039
company that hired them has no idea who the fuck
938
00:49:54.079 --> 00:49:56.679
they are when they're out there doing this shit every week.
939
00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:01.559
That's the problem. It's like AI hasn't figured in NXT
940
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:03.639
storylines yet apparently.
941
00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:08.840
Well, there's also there's also going to always be a
942
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:12.920
real speed bump for them with the existence of NXT
943
00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:16.519
due to the fact that the way that people used
944
00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:20.440
to be able to bubble up and you know, oh
945
00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:22.800
my god, they've randomly who's this random new person that
946
00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:25.960
showed up on television? Like, they were kind of able
947
00:50:26.039 --> 00:50:30.599
to keep people away, and in that respect too, it
948
00:50:30.760 --> 00:50:33.639
also kept people, like I said, from knowing what they
949
00:50:33.639 --> 00:50:37.920
were missing. Yeah, you know, like, dude, take into account
950
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:40.639
a guy and he never had the size and he
951
00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:44.960
never had the build, but a guy like Christopher Daniels, right,
952
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:49.440
Christopher Daniels was on the Indies until TNA, which we
953
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:53.760
can even call TNA Glorified Indy up until AW for
954
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:58.360
like thirty plus years. Yeah, yeah, thirty plus years.
955
00:50:58.440 --> 00:51:00.840
I remember him wrestling in Chicago when he's still had hair.
956
00:51:01.800 --> 00:51:06.320
Yes, yeah, I remember the Jersey J Coups, the fucking
957
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:09.960
super Ace. But you know all those tape aids goes
958
00:51:11.239 --> 00:51:12.840
Super Aids cup. Yeah, that was a.
959
00:51:15.199 --> 00:51:16.239
Don't trick from that on.
960
00:51:16.440 --> 00:51:20.000
Chris the Lord, you're being ignorant. The virus dies when
961
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:25.000
it hits the air. Dude, all right, that's why more
962
00:51:25.039 --> 00:51:28.360
wrestlers didn't end up with it. Well, dude, but that's
963
00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:33.800
like there was a time for decades, decades where there
964
00:51:33.880 --> 00:51:37.559
was these people where you'd go, oh, man, they should
965
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:39.440
have a contract, and it's like, well, only a couple
966
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:44.039
dozen fucking people. But like, ww now, oh you get
967
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:46.840
a contract, Sure you get to be on two b
968
00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:49.840
Sure you get to be on wb fucking why not.
969
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:57.039
But then when push comes to shove, we'll try maybe
970
00:51:57.239 --> 00:52:00.760
half asset And then you have this whole audience of
971
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:04.559
people now who watch it and they go, like we
972
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:08.679
have for years, going why why aren't they seeing what?
973
00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:11.440
Why aren't they seeing what we're seeing? Why aren't they
974
00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:13.519
seeing what people want? And you go, oh, oh mate,
975
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:16.599
it's just the exposure, you know what you're missing out on.
976
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:21.039
That's what a lot of it is. And yes it sucks,
977
00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:23.159
and yes you wish that they would be like this
978
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:25.280
is part of the reason why when people get a
979
00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:29.199
huffy puffy about me saying fucking seth rowins can go away,
980
00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:31.880
It's like you can't in the same breath be pissed
981
00:52:32.320 --> 00:52:35.480
that they don't push ten fucking people on NXC and
982
00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:38.000
also want to suck off seth Rowlins for the fifteenth
983
00:52:38.079 --> 00:52:41.679
year in a row. You can't do both because.
984
00:52:43.840 --> 00:52:47.960
To say, maybe the problem is is Raw and SmackDown
985
00:52:48.039 --> 00:52:54.840
just aren't long enough. A fourth hour of rosy raw.
986
00:52:55.039 --> 00:52:59.599
Maybe if they make raw six hours every week, guys,
987
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:04.159
every week six hours of raw, and five hours and
988
00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:10.039
twenty minutes of it is ads. They still put four
989
00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:13.119
matches on it, and it's fucking the matches a thirty
990
00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:18.960
minutes like her soul ruka. And then she starts walking
991
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:20.599
to the ring and they're like, do you know what
992
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:24.159
toothpaste is? Have you even heard of soup? You're like,
993
00:53:24.199 --> 00:53:26.480
what the fuck is going on? And you see her
994
00:53:26.519 --> 00:53:28.079
and she's just like, I have.
995
00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:29.800
A heaven not so fresh feeling.
996
00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:33.840
Yeah, damn g By the way, USO is selling fucking
997
00:53:33.920 --> 00:53:35.559
Humba casino now too.
998
00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:36.719
That's awesome.
999
00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:43.519
Congratulations he honestly, God, there's gotta be robot writing, because
1000
00:53:43.559 --> 00:53:48.719
it's amazing how Jay Usso went from being neon fucking
1001
00:53:48.880 --> 00:53:52.639
queaf crying in my family you're doing the cabbage patch
1002
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:55.239
shit to now we're supposed to believe that he's like
1003
00:53:55.280 --> 00:53:58.639
a fucking like a crad as thank he's some fucking
1004
00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:02.239
yeah with me, fucking with me G Like, I'm like,
1005
00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:04.800
shot the fuck up, dude, you were a little fucking
1006
00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:07.360
tap dancing, soft shoeing bitch for a year and a half.
1007
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:11.679
Go back to drunk drunk. Yeah, maybe he needs to
1008
00:54:11.719 --> 00:54:14.440
get back on the drugs. The drinking.
1009
00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:15.840
I don't think it was drugs. I think it was
1010
00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:18.840
just straight booze, just the booge Yo.
1011
00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:23.920
I'm hung mediocrity. G nothing.
1012
00:54:25.079 --> 00:54:28.679
That is a very meta thing to say. I am
1013
00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:31.760
on mediocrity. God damn.
1014
00:54:33.039 --> 00:54:43.199
They're like, nothing's too bad? Are you sick? Mildly milde,
1015
00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:50.800
are you broke? Not that broke, just some media like
1016
00:54:51.679 --> 00:54:54.360
you know, he's just he's the ships dude. I'm sorry.
1017
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:57.400
But like like I said, I it is so incredibly
1018
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:00.519
fucking frustrating when you hear the people that in the
1019
00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:03.119
same breath they don't want to give up their old
1020
00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:03.920
fucking toy.
1021
00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:07.079
Because again it's everybody talking about, oh, everything's got to
1022
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.199
be saved, everybody gets a trophy. It's it always goes
1023
00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:12.519
back to this stupid bullshit where nobody can have any
1024
00:55:12.559 --> 00:55:17.679
real criticisms unless you're a critic that's it. They can't
1025
00:55:17.719 --> 00:55:20.960
have criticisms over the tail. They can't have real criticisms
1026
00:55:21.000 --> 00:55:24.880
over the company unless somebody else says it first. So
1027
00:55:24.920 --> 00:55:29.000
it's real difficult to get any realistic, fucking realistic ideas
1028
00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:32.440
out of these people that are all just regurgitating the
1029
00:55:32.440 --> 00:55:36.000
same farts that they tell each other in the fucking posts.
1030
00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:40.920
And like I said, anybody that was crying and saying
1031
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:43.960
we want Kyrie, and we want this one, and we
1032
00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:46.840
want that one, and where's this guy and where's this girl,
1033
00:55:47.320 --> 00:55:50.960
then you gotta stop fucking kissing ass of the people
1034
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:54.320
that have been on television forever. And like I said,
1035
00:55:54.599 --> 00:55:59.400
let go, let go, stop hoarding these people, and you're
1036
00:55:59.559 --> 00:56:03.800
fucking they want something new, you gotta do that.
1037
00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:06.360
They did let go Joe, they did let go of
1038
00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:11.679
the MotorCity Machine Guns, UH, brand new Young Young Tag
1039
00:56:11.719 --> 00:56:15.639
team and on SmackDown doing well for themselves a couple
1040
00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:19.199
of title runs, but wwe felt that it was time
1041
00:56:19.320 --> 00:56:23.840
for the Young City Young Guns to go away.
1042
00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:28.360
I will never say that those guys are bad workers. No,
1043
00:56:29.119 --> 00:56:33.239
that's not the complaint in any capacity. But the same
1044
00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:35.880
sie fucking gimmick is they did twenty something years ago,
1045
00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:39.239
looking like middle aged men dressing. They went to fucking
1046
00:56:39.519 --> 00:56:42.320
swoop over Emo bangs and shit, I'm like, it's done,
1047
00:56:42.599 --> 00:56:47.239
it's done. It's it's fucking over. And clearly they do
1048
00:56:47.280 --> 00:56:50.639
not care about tag team wrestling, so they couldn't have
1049
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:54.920
come in at a worse goddamn time. But what sucks
1050
00:56:55.000 --> 00:56:57.320
is like if they didn't come in during the real
1051
00:56:57.400 --> 00:57:03.960
bloodline deal a few yeah, yeah, yeah, they did something
1052
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:07.159
against the Ussos with the heels and they were the
1053
00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:09.199
baby face and they were able to bloody him up
1054
00:57:09.199 --> 00:57:11.480
and beat the ship out of them. He'd have had something,
1055
00:57:11.840 --> 00:57:14.840
but it's just like most things and wrestling and lifing,
1056
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:16.199
you know, it was just timing.
1057
00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:23.880
Who else? Pollo Cruise, Yeah, that seems overdue. That was Yeah,
1058
00:57:23.920 --> 00:57:25.639
that was kind of writing on the wall. What do
1059
00:57:25.639 --> 00:57:25.920
they want?
1060
00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:26.559
Great?
1061
00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:29.159
Yeah, he'll do great on the indies, will do great
1062
00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:31.920
and like like a w of all the people that
1063
00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:34.360
they pick up. I take him over a lot of people.
1064
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:40.559
I'd rather had him than fucking Ricochet. Yeah, for sure, better, better,
1065
00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:41.280
better person.
1066
00:57:41.639 --> 00:57:45.920
Yeah. Who else we got on there? Andre Chase? I
1067
00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:49.239
kind of liked Andre Chase, but he was ineffective.
1068
00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:51.679
He was never going to be a main roster guy.
1069
00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:55.199
He just never was, and he was. He is a
1070
00:57:55.360 --> 00:57:58.119
very nice dude from all accounts from the people I know,
1071
00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:03.199
like he actually, yeah, he was a guy that he
1072
00:58:03.239 --> 00:58:05.639
was like it's such a corny term, but he was
1073
00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:09.199
a good hand guy. Like they knew this was somebody
1074
00:58:09.239 --> 00:58:11.159
that he would be funny if you sent him out,
1075
00:58:11.239 --> 00:58:13.920
you needed him to have a you know, a silly
1076
00:58:14.039 --> 00:58:17.719
sketch or a decent match or put somebody over. He
1077
00:58:17.800 --> 00:58:20.519
was good in that role. But he got it. Dude.
1078
00:58:20.559 --> 00:58:23.239
He once again, when we say the time flies, I
1079
00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:25.840
want to bet he was also there for seven plus years.
1080
00:58:27.199 --> 00:58:29.760
That's that's a hell of a run for some guy
1081
00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:33.519
who is just like in a comedy tag team and
1082
00:58:33.679 --> 00:58:36.599
Ring of Honor a decade plus ago. Right, Like he did.
1083
00:58:36.639 --> 00:58:38.639
He did all right for himself. But like I said,
1084
00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:40.239
I never saw him being a guy that they were
1085
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:43.159
going to put on the main roster. And that's what happened.
1086
00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:46.159
Well, they couldn't really that Chase University stuff. I don't
1087
00:58:46.159 --> 00:58:47.519
know if they could bring that up there. What were
1088
00:58:47.559 --> 00:58:50.519
they going to do with Matt Striker? With him, you know.
1089
00:58:51.360 --> 00:58:55.239
And by the way, he was like, yeah, he looks
1090
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:59.039
like an accountant. He looks like just a regular fucking guy,
1091
00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:02.440
like and and by the way, like being a looking
1092
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:06.760
like a regular guy is fine if you're a regular guy.
1093
00:59:06.760 --> 00:59:08.480
Oh, I love to Chase to James. I don't think
1094
00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:10.280
we're saying that we don't like him at all. It's
1095
00:59:10.280 --> 00:59:12.920
just what was w W gonna do with a guy
1096
00:59:13.039 --> 00:59:16.280
like him. It's not that he isn't talented at all,
1097
00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:19.119
like in every face that the guy is talented, but
1098
00:59:19.159 --> 00:59:22.599
he just doesn't fit what WWE wants. I mean unless
1099
00:59:22.599 --> 00:59:24.840
he gets himself like a pair of forty four double
1100
00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:26.360
d's or something, some blonde hair.
1101
00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:29.280
I I always thought that he could have been one
1102
00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:33.880
of those guys that transitioned over to doing commentary. Oh
1103
00:59:33.960 --> 00:59:41.639
oh yes, all the double d's. Like you said, don't
1104
00:59:41.639 --> 00:59:44.599
sit to go tea, don't grow the hair, just the tits, Joe,
1105
00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:47.280
But just the tits. I mean, he wears a sweater already,
1106
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:48.360
So how about aba.
1107
00:59:48.280 --> 00:59:51.119
You know, sweater what King used to call him sweater
1108
00:59:51.599 --> 00:59:52.880
sweater pies.
1109
00:59:53.159 --> 00:59:56.280
Yeah, God, he's such a fucking weird ghoul with me.
1110
00:59:56.599 --> 00:59:59.239
Yeah, I'm so surprised he's around. He did that Hulk
1111
00:59:59.239 --> 01:00:01.519
Hogan document. When I saw Jerry Lawler on there.
1112
01:00:01.559 --> 01:00:02.360
I'm like, oh wow, he.
1113
01:00:02.320 --> 01:00:04.880
Looks pretty good for a guy who refuses to come
1114
01:00:04.920 --> 01:00:05.840
back to commentary.
1115
01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:09.320
It's like, do you ever like have your if you
1116
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:12.440
ever have these like moments where you question if there
1117
01:00:12.519 --> 01:00:14.639
is a god or not? No, Jerry the King Lawler
1118
01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:18.039
is still alive. Let's put it that way. I mean
1119
01:00:19.239 --> 01:00:23.199
quite literally, Like folks, you guys like to bring up
1120
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:28.719
your fucking Epstein lists and R. Kelly's and shit, you're
1121
01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:32.159
talking about the og and Jerry the King Lawler, all right,
1122
01:00:32.320 --> 01:00:37.239
Like that guy has been a fucking creepy, fucking dibbler
1123
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:44.280
mcginddy for a long ass time and it and afterwards, listen, guys,
1124
01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:47.000
after that shit didn't have he didn't get in trouble.
1125
01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:49.360
They put him on fucking television in front of seven
1126
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:53.840
million people. Right after they found out. They were like, oh, hey,
1127
01:00:53.880 --> 01:00:57.400
it looks like this guy was graping fucking middle schoolers.
1128
01:00:57.400 --> 01:00:59.239
And they're like, well, Jesus Christ, can we get them
1129
01:00:59.239 --> 01:00:59.960
on television more?
1130
01:01:00.800 --> 01:01:00.920
Right?
1131
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:05.679
Yeah? Fuck that fucking piece of dog shit. Wipe you die, screaming.
1132
01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:10.039
Zoe Stark, I don't feel that way.
1133
01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:14.880
About her, though, I you know, I at one weird point.
1134
01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:16.559
I did have high hopes for her because she was
1135
01:01:16.599 --> 01:01:21.360
such a fucking freak athlete. Dude. Yeah, she was so athletic.
1136
01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:23.440
And I remember people they.
1137
01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:27.119
Gave her tris stratus. Yeah, I mean, come on, the
1138
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:30.199
girl couldn't get anything going with tris stratus in her
1139
01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:32.000
in her stratosphere.
1140
01:01:33.519 --> 01:01:35.880
Like she was another one too. She might be a
1141
01:01:35.960 --> 01:01:38.719
reverse Kyrie. Is she younger than she looks?
1142
01:01:38.840 --> 01:01:40.480
Yes, I believe she is younger.
1143
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:43.960
And she was old in the face for sure, like
1144
01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:46.159
she looked older. So I always had this feeling like
1145
01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:51.679
she got into wrestling later age seventy two.
1146
01:01:51.719 --> 01:01:52.519
Five days old.
1147
01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:58.800
No, thirty two, thirty two, she is okay, so she's
1148
01:01:58.840 --> 01:02:02.480
not that old, but like that was I remember when
1149
01:02:02.519 --> 01:02:05.400
she first started getting going and how it's just crazy
1150
01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:08.760
athletics she was and her strikes looked good. Shit. I
1151
01:02:08.800 --> 01:02:11.119
remember saying to people, I'm like, you know, this reminds
1152
01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:14.599
me of like almost AJ styles and people it was
1153
01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:17.159
your styles, and I'm like, you guys are thinking about
1154
01:02:17.199 --> 01:02:20.840
AJ styles when he was the fucking demand. That's who
1155
01:02:20.840 --> 01:02:24.400
you're thinking of. You're not thinking of early TNA AJ
1156
01:02:24.639 --> 01:02:29.760
styles where he was just an insanely athletic fearless dude.
1157
01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:35.280
That was just you know, not not shook up by much.
1158
01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:37.840
And when you saw him, you go, oh, this guy's
1159
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:41.920
doing everything different than other people. But no, I can't
1160
01:02:41.960 --> 01:02:45.159
say I'm particularly surprised. It's just almost kind of sad
1161
01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:47.480
in a way though, where this girl goes off television
1162
01:02:47.559 --> 01:02:49.840
for good and it was her screaming as her leg
1163
01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:54.239
was in shambles, little morbid, a little.
1164
01:02:54.039 --> 01:02:59.119
Dark, you know, all the fire. Yeah, I surprised another
1165
01:02:59.159 --> 01:03:01.320
one a lot of the time. Once upon a time,
1166
01:03:01.800 --> 01:03:09.239
did the the her her with Chelsea Jesus Christ, you're
1167
01:03:09.280 --> 01:03:12.079
a little too handy secret she was part of the
1168
01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:13.039
secret crvists.
1169
01:03:13.239 --> 01:03:15.960
Yeah, she's a little too handsome.
1170
01:03:15.599 --> 01:03:19.159
For I didn't even think she was that handsome. That
1171
01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:21.800
was all right, I mean, what do you expect out
1172
01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:22.320
of a ginger.
1173
01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:25.840
It's just you know, hey, there's some really good looking
1174
01:03:26.400 --> 01:03:29.199
redheads that I'm really not good.
1175
01:03:29.400 --> 01:03:34.079
I was gonna say, sure, it's a.
1176
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:37.199
Dude, it's a coin toss, it really is. That's a
1177
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:41.119
tough like you end up like, yeah.
1178
01:03:41.480 --> 01:03:45.440
You lynch or you look like o'doyle. Okay, I got it.
1179
01:03:45.519 --> 01:03:48.280
Yeah, yeah, But also you know what that happens with dudes.
1180
01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:51.679
Though too. Like I've known redheaded dudes where it's like
1181
01:03:51.800 --> 01:03:56.159
the crush. Yeah, they crush and you're like, wow, good
1182
01:03:56.199 --> 01:03:58.119
for them, and then I don't want But most of them,
1183
01:03:58.440 --> 01:04:03.679
it's like, oh, you're just you just look very very
1184
01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:14.000
fragile and dowey and odd and uncomfortable in vainy, very vainy.
1185
01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:17.639
Oh no, but you look at them and you just go.
1186
01:04:18.039 --> 01:04:20.440
You can see like their blood pressure, you can see
1187
01:04:20.480 --> 01:04:24.159
their blood pressure, like it's weird. Some of the Irish
1188
01:04:24.199 --> 01:04:25.159
redheaded people.
1189
01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:27.159
Do you have to stroke it a few times to
1190
01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:29.639
really see the blood press air just well.
1191
01:04:29.480 --> 01:04:31.079
No, no, they can just do it. You can you
1192
01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:33.880
can actually draw their blood with your eyes closed because
1193
01:04:33.920 --> 01:04:37.320
they're just they're just so fucking weird. By the way,
1194
01:04:37.400 --> 01:04:39.800
Like I'm willing to say this because I'm you know,
1195
01:04:39.800 --> 01:04:42.760
this part of my group. Unfortunately that's the worst part
1196
01:04:42.800 --> 01:04:48.039
of my genetic makeup. But that's it. It's like you
1197
01:04:48.119 --> 01:04:50.960
know that happens with the redheads. You can win, you
1198
01:04:50.960 --> 01:04:53.960
can lose, but when you win, you don't you remember
1199
01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:55.800
far in the hole.
1200
01:04:58.119 --> 01:04:58.559
Jesus.
1201
01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:01.719
But there's some big win Like let's let's like I said,
1202
01:05:01.920 --> 01:05:04.559
that's not let's not be too cruel to them. There's
1203
01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:09.199
some big wind redhead women big win. Some are like
1204
01:05:09.679 --> 01:05:11.079
holy fucking oh wow.
1205
01:05:11.639 --> 01:05:13.800
Let me go on to my old zekeeist. Who's the
1206
01:05:13.880 --> 01:05:16.400
last redhead that I found the track? Does Kathy Ireland
1207
01:05:16.440 --> 01:05:22.599
still count well?
1208
01:05:22.639 --> 01:05:26.280
I think she's still technically living in an assisted living today.
1209
01:05:27.239 --> 01:05:27.440
Yeah.
1210
01:05:27.440 --> 01:05:29.880
I mean she's so count maybe she can count. I
1211
01:05:29.880 --> 01:05:31.239
don't know how far she could be in.
1212
01:05:32.320 --> 01:05:35.800
Is not a redhead? Sean you are if you.
1213
01:05:35.719 --> 01:05:40.000
Have to die on fuck out here, dude. Yeah, and
1214
01:05:40.079 --> 01:05:45.119
the Wayne's brothers were white women. What are you talking about, dude,
1215
01:05:48.760 --> 01:05:55.159
We're so good. It's not shots. He blackheart was born
1216
01:05:55.239 --> 01:05:58.599
with green hair. You know that that strand of green
1217
01:05:58.599 --> 01:05:59.840
haired Asian women.
1218
01:06:01.559 --> 01:06:01.840
Ship?
1219
01:06:05.079 --> 01:06:09.679
Oh yeah, yeah, thank you, Derek posted, uh yeah, Taylor
1220
01:06:09.760 --> 01:06:11.920
he Drix, Yeah ah she was.
1221
01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:14.079
She's crazy as ship.
1222
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:19.000
She's from this area. Oh yeah, yeah cool cuckoo but
1223
01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:24.599
yeah cuhoo. But oh my god, like beautiful girl in person,
1224
01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:25.119
it was like.
1225
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:28.079
She's great jowls, yes, gat.
1226
01:06:27.960 --> 01:06:32.719
Great and honestly like was pretty good in the ring
1227
01:06:32.800 --> 01:06:35.960
and everything. It's just you know, once again, like I said,
1228
01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:38.039
you put that in the pile of where it's like, hey,
1229
01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:43.440
here's this you know, gorgeous, fucking buxo redheaded girl that
1230
01:06:43.480 --> 01:06:45.840
can work, and it was like mad timing sucked.
1231
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:49.480
Oh wow for you, Nikki Cox was gorgeous back in
1232
01:06:49.519 --> 01:06:51.880
the day with the unhappily ever after. Yeah that was
1233
01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:58.719
only uh thirty five carries thirty seven, nine years old.
1234
01:06:59.079 --> 01:07:02.239
You got the plastics and now looks like a body
1235
01:07:02.280 --> 01:07:04.400
that floated up in a fucking tsunami, She.
1236
01:07:04.440 --> 01:07:07.719
Says, Christ did you see what happened to Olivia Wilde?
1237
01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:08.079
No?
1238
01:07:08.159 --> 01:07:11.079
Oh wait, wait, wait wait, I think I know. Did
1239
01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:13.119
she do the buckle surgery or whatever it's called.
1240
01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:17.239
What the fuck she did? But she was it? Since
1241
01:07:17.440 --> 01:07:22.639
November or August, she has completely become emaciated. She lost
1242
01:07:23.840 --> 01:07:25.960
fifty sixty pounds. I was like, you were already the
1243
01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.920
perfect weight, and now she looks like a monster. And
1244
01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:31.360
it's crazy because Olivia Wilde is one of those nice
1245
01:07:31.400 --> 01:07:35.079
ones too. But I guess the story from that is
1246
01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:40.079
her ex Hairy Styles or whatever, just got engaged a
1247
01:07:40.159 --> 01:07:43.199
few months ago and now she's losing all this.
1248
01:07:43.280 --> 01:07:46.960
But that song, my ex girlfriend is the she is.
1249
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:49.239
Look at that picture from day Yeah, I saw that.
1250
01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:52.039
That is that is uncomfortable, That is monstrous.
1251
01:07:52.239 --> 01:07:53.239
Why would you do that?
1252
01:07:54.039 --> 01:07:56.320
Did she have and I mean that, like, once again,
1253
01:07:56.360 --> 01:07:59.119
I don't know this fucking person. I'm not a violating
1254
01:07:59.199 --> 01:08:02.199
hippa or nothing. Does she have an actual thyroid issue?
1255
01:08:02.239 --> 01:08:04.840
Because the eyes bulging and ship like that, that is
1256
01:08:04.880 --> 01:08:08.239
a sign of having like an actual thyroid thing like that.
1257
01:08:08.559 --> 01:08:11.480
What I was reading was it's the g LPs and
1258
01:08:11.639 --> 01:08:14.480
she's on some kind of crazy diet.
1259
01:08:14.719 --> 01:08:17.880
Oh my god, I don't know what it makes your eyes?
1260
01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:20.239
What am I just caught?
1261
01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:22.560
They might have just caught her in a shot where
1262
01:08:22.560 --> 01:08:30.119
she's being shocking, but yeah.
1263
01:08:24.840 --> 01:08:34.119
That's the new big eyed diet. Makes your eyes terrifyingly large. Yeah, no,
1264
01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:37.840
that's that's a nightmare. The fucking what's it called the
1265
01:08:37.880 --> 01:08:40.479
buckles surgery? The thing that they do when they suck
1266
01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:43.279
all the fat out of your cheeks. Every time I
1267
01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:47.359
see somebody get that, I go, you should be sued, Like,
1268
01:08:47.399 --> 01:08:49.279
if you're a doctor that does that, you should be
1269
01:08:49.319 --> 01:08:52.239
fucking I don't know what they they got to come
1270
01:08:52.319 --> 01:08:53.079
up with, some sort of.
1271
01:08:53.640 --> 01:08:58.199
Speaking of face surgeries, Alexa Alexa Bliss is retiring.
1272
01:08:58.279 --> 01:09:03.560
Huh, she's tiring the memories alone, Yeah.
1273
01:09:03.319 --> 01:09:06.680
She's retiring. The spooky gimmick so no more Bray Wyatt stuff,
1274
01:09:06.720 --> 01:09:10.319
no more spooky girl stuff, because now that the Wyat
1275
01:09:10.319 --> 01:09:12.960
six is gone, I guess now she can let go
1276
01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:15.000
of the character. And I guess that's what she was saying,
1277
01:09:15.079 --> 01:09:16.800
because we were talking about this in private, and I
1278
01:09:16.840 --> 01:09:19.600
thought initially was like, she's retiring, retiring, and I'm like, oh,
1279
01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:23.439
welcome to her. No, she's just retiring the goth gimmick.
1280
01:09:24.680 --> 01:09:26.640
So she's no longer going to be goth. She's going
1281
01:09:26.680 --> 01:09:30.239
to be a lexa blistic human being. Yeah.
1282
01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:32.319
Now is this another one of those things where I
1283
01:09:32.399 --> 01:09:34.600
just don't know about it? Does Is she still selling
1284
01:09:34.640 --> 01:09:37.359
a lot of T shirts and stuff? I don't get it.
1285
01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:41.479
I don't get it. She reminds me of it was
1286
01:09:42.399 --> 01:09:45.319
in the same vein, But obviously AJ was much better
1287
01:09:45.359 --> 01:09:50.039
in every single respect where she sold to the audience
1288
01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:56.079
of the big sister vibes right the yeah, oh you
1289
01:09:56.119 --> 01:09:59.319
know she's she comes out and like she's got gonna
1290
01:09:59.359 --> 01:10:02.199
hug the girl, and she's cutesy, like she's like your
1291
01:10:02.279 --> 01:10:06.840
cheerleading coach or you know, your your big brother's girlfriend.
1292
01:10:07.000 --> 01:10:09.560
Like that was like supposed to be her feel you
1293
01:10:09.560 --> 01:10:12.840
know where. I think that was well obviously, aj they're like,
1294
01:10:12.880 --> 01:10:14.920
come out with the little girls and shit like it was.
1295
01:10:15.039 --> 01:10:18.640
It makes sense. But when Alexa Bliss did this shit
1296
01:10:18.720 --> 01:10:21.640
once again, the ship to her face. Now she just
1297
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:25.239
looks like a thirty five year old plus woman trying
1298
01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:29.279
to look young, right, and it's weird. Yeah, and I'm
1299
01:10:29.399 --> 01:10:31.800
and once again like I guess that's the thing, like
1300
01:10:31.840 --> 01:10:35.399
when you're supposed to be cute s wootsie, you know,
1301
01:10:35.840 --> 01:10:38.279
I'm just a fine little silly and then you come
1302
01:10:38.319 --> 01:10:40.600
in and you look like someone's forty five year old
1303
01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:45.319
wine mom. It's like, I'm still young. You kids want drinks. Look,
1304
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:48.319
I'm still like you like, it's like, no, you're middle aged,
1305
01:10:48.359 --> 01:10:51.600
move on, that's okay. That's why it seems like a
1306
01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:52.520
fucking fail.
1307
01:10:53.800 --> 01:10:55.760
She's like that cool mom that tries to get her
1308
01:10:55.840 --> 01:11:01.159
kids to drink now right now, thanks mom?
1309
01:11:01.680 --> 01:11:04.760
Right, And when she's sitting there like she comes in, ma'am,
1310
01:11:04.840 --> 01:11:07.279
you're embarrassing me, that young girl's mom.
1311
01:11:07.399 --> 01:11:10.399
Yeah right right, I'm not a regular mom. I'm a
1312
01:11:10.520 --> 01:11:12.800
cool mom, thank you.
1313
01:11:13.319 --> 01:11:18.319
It's not Yeah, it's just weird. You gotta accept that
1314
01:11:18.439 --> 01:11:22.199
at some point. I I yeah, I feel bad because
1315
01:11:22.239 --> 01:11:24.600
obviously with one min it's just like it happens faster
1316
01:11:25.199 --> 01:11:27.920
for sure. You know, it's like you can't be the
1317
01:11:27.960 --> 01:11:29.319
cool big sister anymore.
1318
01:11:30.199 --> 01:11:33.119
It depends on if those are Asian jeans you're wearing. Yeah,
1319
01:11:33.319 --> 01:11:34.239
that's a good press.
1320
01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:39.640
Kyrie is saying, will be forty forty thousand years old,
1321
01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:42.560
she'll be she'll be a dragon sitting on an egg,
1322
01:11:42.600 --> 01:11:44.359
and they'll be like, who is that little baby?
1323
01:11:45.039 --> 01:11:46.640
Who is that gorgeous young girl?
1324
01:11:47.479 --> 01:11:50.039
Yeah? Oh my god, I see that in here? Did
1325
01:11:50.119 --> 01:11:54.760
someone check her? Ideas? She was born? She was born
1326
01:11:54.840 --> 01:11:56.600
long before the dude, you're over.
1327
01:11:56.520 --> 01:11:59.319
Forty and you can still make Jerry Lawler salivate, you know,
1328
01:11:59.399 --> 01:12:00.359
you got geez?
1329
01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:02.720
Yeah? Boy. Well, I mean he's also had a couple
1330
01:12:02.760 --> 01:12:04.439
of strokes, so maybe he's not seeing as well.
1331
01:12:04.560 --> 01:12:07.479
He might just be drooling salivating close enough, you know,
1332
01:12:07.600 --> 01:12:08.960
it's he.
1333
01:12:08.960 --> 01:12:14.119
Looks at me and goes, yeah.
1334
01:12:12.399 --> 01:12:15.359
Actually know. I was really impressive. He's able to form
1335
01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:18.039
cohesive sentences for the whole Cogan documentary.
1336
01:12:18.119 --> 01:12:22.960
I was like, that's unfortunate that he can have a shame.
1337
01:12:23.199 --> 01:12:26.840
What a shame? I kind of like him to humiliate himself,
1338
01:12:26.880 --> 01:12:29.880
Like Flarido's constantly at this point that would be fine.
1339
01:12:29.960 --> 01:12:31.720
Oh my god, can you wait till Jerry Lawler has
1340
01:12:31.760 --> 01:12:32.880
to do the apology tour?
1341
01:12:33.960 --> 01:12:34.640
Nah, he's not.
1342
01:12:34.840 --> 01:12:38.600
I'm real sorry to a little Billy and Little Johnny
1343
01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:43.239
and little Jenny and little Vanessa. I'm real sorry, Little Vanessa.
1344
01:12:43.359 --> 01:12:45.720
I know what I did. I'm also sorry to the
1345
01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:49.439
Catholic Church. Uh.
1346
01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:52.399
I'm telling you at this point, and it's it sounds
1347
01:12:52.399 --> 01:12:56.239
like I'm being I'm being flippant about it, but there's
1348
01:12:56.239 --> 01:12:58.800
got to be moments where our Kelly wakes up and goes, oh,
1349
01:12:58.960 --> 01:13:03.000
just me, I'm the only one that's in trouble. Why
1350
01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:05.399
am I the only one that's in trouble? Like all
1351
01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:08.239
these people are fucking such creeps and weirdos, and it's like,
1352
01:13:08.319 --> 01:13:11.199
how did how did the guy from the Space Jam soundtrack?
1353
01:13:11.239 --> 01:13:13.520
He's the only one that goes to jail. Apparently everybody
1354
01:13:13.560 --> 01:13:16.119
else just gets the tap dance around weird.
1355
01:13:18.279 --> 01:13:20.640
You know, the monster comes for all of them eventually.
1356
01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:29.159
We got also tire May Steeles, Serena Tyson, Tyreek, Chris Island,
1357
01:13:29.199 --> 01:13:36.079
Malick Blade Blade was a Future Trill London, and Lucas's Fino. Yeah.
1358
01:13:36.159 --> 01:13:38.239
I mean, it's just all of which we're going to
1359
01:13:38.279 --> 01:13:42.560
be main events of Wrestlemans. Yes, yes, yes, for sure.
1360
01:13:43.319 --> 01:13:46.960
Well you know, I guess guys, that's uh, that's a
1361
01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:50.439
list of people that have lost their employment recently through
1362
01:13:50.520 --> 01:13:53.640
w w A. Should we I mean, are there even
1363
01:13:53.880 --> 01:13:58.119
enough people worthwhile in that firing list that we need
1364
01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:03.159
to do the draft for them? No? No, no, no,
1365
01:14:03.760 --> 01:14:06.000
Like yeah, I don't know if we even got enough
1366
01:14:06.000 --> 01:14:06.760
people to draft.
1367
01:14:07.199 --> 01:14:10.000
You don't really, dude, I mean I'm even happier though.
1368
01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:12.279
Did you see it? Because we were talking about Nicki
1369
01:14:12.319 --> 01:14:16.039
Bella getting getting her retirement on and now that we
1370
01:14:16.159 --> 01:14:20.960
have Bribella with the tag Team Champions with the page,
1371
01:14:21.640 --> 01:14:24.079
I think it's interesting what Nicki and Brie were doing.
1372
01:14:24.119 --> 01:14:25.520
I don't know if you saw this, but there was
1373
01:14:25.560 --> 01:14:28.000
like this point. Maybe somebody could pull up the actual
1374
01:14:28.039 --> 01:14:31.520
clip because I just don't have it handy, But they
1375
01:14:31.560 --> 01:14:35.840
want to redo the tag team titles into like tag
1376
01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:38.479
team titles that look like a new version of the
1377
01:14:38.520 --> 01:14:43.520
Butterfly Belts, and Nicki and Brie are and from what
1378
01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:46.319
I was listening to from this clip, it sounds like
1379
01:14:46.319 --> 01:14:49.800
they want to bring back the Diva's Division, not the
1380
01:14:49.840 --> 01:14:53.199
Women's Division, but the Diva's Division and then you go
1381
01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:56.640
back to the comments where she was talking about where
1382
01:14:56.800 --> 01:14:59.880
supposedly Bailey was pissed off, right, but you go back
1383
01:14:59.880 --> 01:15:02.279
to the comments where she was saying that it's just
1384
01:15:02.439 --> 01:15:07.199
her and Bree and Page and aj Lee that were
1385
01:15:07.199 --> 01:15:11.479
the cornerstones with the original Four Horse Women. I don't know, man,
1386
01:15:12.319 --> 01:15:17.239
I think if if Nicky is playing this as this veteran,
1387
01:15:17.520 --> 01:15:20.760
this piece of shit veteran that wants to bring back
1388
01:15:20.840 --> 01:15:24.279
the very worst of women's wrestling, I think it's a
1389
01:15:24.319 --> 01:15:25.000
good heel movie.
1390
01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:27.159
He's not self aware to do that, dude, She's not
1391
01:15:27.199 --> 01:15:27.680
so I.
1392
01:15:27.680 --> 01:15:31.399
Mean I would I'd hope that the AI caught that
1393
01:15:31.439 --> 01:15:35.079
one for her because I think that's really neat. What
1394
01:15:35.119 --> 01:15:40.039
a what a fun pushback? Well, the women's wrestling hasn't
1395
01:15:40.039 --> 01:15:43.439
worked since we left, So how about we do things
1396
01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:46.079
the way that I used to do them and make
1397
01:15:46.119 --> 01:15:50.840
women's wrestling great again? Like, fuck Nikki your Mega You
1398
01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:53.760
are goddamn Donald Trump of women's wrestling.
1399
01:15:56.640 --> 01:16:01.079
Dude, I thought we moved on from the Dindler compensation. No, no,
1400
01:16:01.479 --> 01:16:04.199
he's not good to you, dude. And do you know
1401
01:16:04.239 --> 01:16:07.239
how funny It's just made me laugh because I thought
1402
01:16:07.239 --> 01:16:10.640
of like them acknowledging there's a Diva division and then
1403
01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:13.680
like a non Diva division. And I'd be like, well,
1404
01:16:13.720 --> 01:16:15.960
you know what, maybe we fix this Roman reigns problem
1405
01:16:16.000 --> 01:16:17.880
real fast. If they just made a piece of ass
1406
01:16:17.920 --> 01:16:21.680
title for the men, that would fix the Roman rain
1407
01:16:21.960 --> 01:16:23.680
Like I'd be like, hey, you're really fucking sick of
1408
01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:25.720
Roman reigns all the time. But we made a piece
1409
01:16:25.760 --> 01:16:29.239
of ass men's title, and all it is is just, hey,
1410
01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:32.079
this is the guy that you're the fucking women in
1411
01:16:32.119 --> 01:16:34.159
your house, and with the.
1412
01:16:34.239 --> 01:16:36.720
Old title with a penis attached to it that just
1413
01:16:36.800 --> 01:16:44.079
hangs off the bottom.
1414
01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:44.760
The thunder down under titles. That's what it is. Yeah,
1415
01:16:44.880 --> 01:16:47.239
it comes with a pair of gray sweatpants that you
1416
01:16:47.239 --> 01:16:51.000
have to put on over the fucking belt, a little
1417
01:16:51.079 --> 01:16:52.119
censorship logo.
1418
01:16:52.479 --> 01:16:57.000
Yeh Jesus, you come out.
1419
01:16:57.039 --> 01:16:59.119
You have to. It's it's a belt and a fucking
1420
01:16:59.159 --> 01:17:01.359
bow tie. That's the thing you have to come.
1421
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Out of the title.
1422
01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:07.479
Yes, that reminds me. I watched the documentary on Patrick
1423
01:17:07.520 --> 01:17:11.079
Swayze yesterday, not kidd nice, and that was what made
1424
01:17:11.119 --> 01:17:13.640
me think of it, because the Chippendale's right, It's like
1425
01:17:13.680 --> 01:17:16.000
what a good he was, like a very good person.
1426
01:17:16.279 --> 01:17:18.920
I didn't know. He was like a real raging alcoholic though.
1427
01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:22.039
That's what got him, because yeah, because he had the
1428
01:17:22.039 --> 01:17:25.640
pancreatic the pancreas issues, and I think that's one of
1429
01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:28.359
those illnesses where it's like it's either oopsie, poopsie, you
1430
01:17:28.399 --> 01:17:32.000
just get it or the drinking obviously fucks it up more.
1431
01:17:32.119 --> 01:17:34.880
But no, he was. But he was a Chippendale's guy.
1432
01:17:35.039 --> 01:17:37.600
He could have won the Piece of Ass title, and
1433
01:17:37.640 --> 01:17:39.359
that's it. Maybe that's what we do, is we make
1434
01:17:39.399 --> 01:17:40.279
a divas title.
1435
01:17:40.319 --> 01:17:42.640
Oh yeah, you can get celebrities to win that too.
1436
01:17:43.000 --> 01:17:45.800
Yes, mbo, why don't we call it the himbo invitation,
1437
01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:53.560
the himbo rumble. We're gonna do that, and it can
1438
01:17:53.640 --> 01:17:58.880
just be for them, the hymba bole, the himbo, the
1439
01:17:59.000 --> 01:18:01.920
hymba bowl. But it's the himbo. And then you put
1440
01:18:01.920 --> 01:18:05.960
the w L at the end of different colors, the hymbo,
1441
01:18:06.479 --> 01:18:07.039
the himbo.
1442
01:18:07.119 --> 01:18:10.840
Who in w W would you put in the hymnbowl Roman?
1443
01:18:11.840 --> 01:18:13.760
Of course he's one of the twin Yeah, for sure,
1444
01:18:13.920 --> 01:18:14.880
he's he's.
1445
01:18:14.680 --> 01:18:19.239
One of the four Foreskins. It would be him.
1446
01:18:19.680 --> 01:18:23.279
Uh would you put in there? As a joke?
1447
01:18:23.479 --> 01:18:25.840
It's kind of a yeah, that would be the gard
1448
01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:27.840
he got pusher even though he's weird looker.
1449
01:18:28.359 --> 01:18:31.520
Uh, that would be great. Actually, that would be fucking hilarious.
1450
01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:36.119
Story identified story driven because you can have women choose
1451
01:18:36.279 --> 01:18:37.840
who goes into the hymnbal.
1452
01:18:38.319 --> 01:18:41.560
Oh that's a good Yeah. Yeah, they could get nominated
1453
01:18:41.600 --> 01:18:46.199
for sure. I like this, dude, the dudewife himbo title.
1454
01:18:49.560 --> 01:18:51.640
Are you wiping off your ass or maybe your dick?
1455
01:18:51.640 --> 01:18:51.920
Would it?
1456
01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:56.800
Gets sticky? Got the dudewife's himbo title just for you, you
1457
01:18:56.239 --> 01:18:58.079
losers use it for your ass. They use it for
1458
01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:00.840
their penises after they make love to your significant other
1459
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:10.079
behind your back. The himbo title. Yeah wow, Yeah.
1460
01:19:09.239 --> 01:19:16.960
This doesn't get picks ever, So that's the only palt.
1461
01:19:17.680 --> 01:19:22.319
Can I can? I go for the danil no sas no, No,
1462
01:19:24.039 --> 01:19:31.000
I'm pretty I'm pretty attractive among women that have Yeah,
1463
01:19:31.600 --> 01:19:34.560
women with TV ice from the Midwest, I'm pretty hot.
1464
01:19:34.840 --> 01:19:36.680
Blind women Sam the hottest.
1465
01:19:37.119 --> 01:19:44.439
Yeah, I'm a Missouri eight. Uh fucking sucks God God
1466
01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:48.479
every time, like I did find so much joy seeing
1467
01:19:48.560 --> 01:19:50.279
him on TV had not got the rear. It did
1468
01:19:50.279 --> 01:19:52.239
break my heart. I was I wish I didn't watch
1469
01:19:52.279 --> 01:19:54.319
the rest of the show because I would have just
1470
01:19:54.359 --> 01:19:58.079
seen him get no reaction him and fucking state cop.
1471
01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:03.079
It was I'm telling you, crickets. It was like you
1472
01:20:03.119 --> 01:20:11.239
could hear a handful of people. Mm hmmm, that's what
1473
01:20:11.279 --> 01:20:13.520
it sounded like. Well he was out there and he's
1474
01:20:13.680 --> 01:20:17.520
just with fire and fury. I'm like, this guy fucking
1475
01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:21.079
sucks ass. But that would Yeah, I like it. We
1476
01:20:21.239 --> 01:20:24.239
bring back the divas title and then the himbo title
1477
01:20:24.319 --> 01:20:28.039
slash piece of ass title, and that's how we solve
1478
01:20:28.119 --> 01:20:31.600
these problems. We openly acknowledge that we have performers at
1479
01:20:31.640 --> 01:20:33.079
the whole point of them is for people to look
1480
01:20:33.119 --> 01:20:34.000
at them and nothing else.
1481
01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:36.680
Let me ask you this, Uh, we're gonna do another
1482
01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:37.640
show tomorrow.
1483
01:20:37.319 --> 01:20:40.640
Then right, yeah? I might as well. Yeah, I'll be
1484
01:20:41.039 --> 01:20:44.199
so tomorrow because the wedding deal. I gotta go. I'm
1485
01:20:44.199 --> 01:20:47.039
gonna get my hair cut because I gotta Yeah. Well,
1486
01:20:47.039 --> 01:20:49.119
I mean you gotta look like this. This is my
1487
01:20:49.119 --> 01:20:50.199
buddy who was in my wedding.
1488
01:20:50.279 --> 01:20:53.720
I still think you spinning bow ties like the kind
1489
01:20:53.760 --> 01:20:54.039
of you.
1490
01:20:56.640 --> 01:21:01.439
I thought about wearing a bulbo tie. Oh I'm at
1491
01:21:01.479 --> 01:21:02.880
that level being a piece of ship.
1492
01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:06.039
Yeah, got a mullet, going, get a mullet and a
1493
01:21:06.079 --> 01:21:07.760
bolo tie do it.
1494
01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:10.880
I've never seen an Italian guy wear a bolo tie.
1495
01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:13.479
Is that a thing? I don't know if it is.
1496
01:21:14.399 --> 01:21:15.800
I don't think they let us do it.
1497
01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:18.159
Actually, usually they just replace the tie and just put
1498
01:21:18.199 --> 01:21:21.359
like a crucifix around their neck, right and just wear that.
1499
01:21:22.199 --> 01:21:24.760
It's true. Well, you know what's funny, it's like fade.
1500
01:21:24.760 --> 01:21:27.239
I gotta get a fade. What I thought about it?
1501
01:21:27.239 --> 01:21:29.399
At one point, I was like, what would happen if
1502
01:21:29.439 --> 01:21:31.800
I went to like a Dominican barber and then showed
1503
01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:34.760
up in my life to go like work and stuff.
1504
01:21:35.319 --> 01:21:38.159
You have like lines shaved in my eyebrow.
1505
01:21:38.840 --> 01:21:42.640
I get some designs in there, you know? Is that
1506
01:21:42.640 --> 01:21:45.880
showing upset? No, that's just he was. He was just
1507
01:21:46.359 --> 01:21:48.119
made that way.
1508
01:21:50.159 --> 01:21:53.760
I have like a little fucking waves tight fade.
1509
01:21:53.960 --> 01:21:55.920
Maybe they can pull like a little echo the dolphin
1510
01:21:55.960 --> 01:21:57.279
in the side of your head, you know.
1511
01:21:58.600 --> 01:22:00.600
Oh yeah, a little like a little out a.
1512
01:22:00.600 --> 01:22:05.920
Little dolphin, Yeah, celebrating the new echo the dolphin game
1513
01:22:05.920 --> 01:22:07.560
that's coming out to kill a w.
1514
01:22:08.640 --> 01:22:13.840
Oh yeah, it's coming to finish the job. You've got
1515
01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:17.319
the last echo of the dolphin could beat Aw's games. Ass,
1516
01:22:17.600 --> 01:22:20.880
you haven't seen nothing yeah.
1517
01:22:20.920 --> 01:22:22.840
But anyways, let's get ready to wrap it up. I
1518
01:22:22.880 --> 01:22:25.039
know we owe people some show. We'll do something tomorrow.
1519
01:22:25.720 --> 01:22:27.279
You let me know exactly when you want to do
1520
01:22:27.319 --> 01:22:28.840
it tomorrow and we'll go ahead and fucking do that.
1521
01:22:28.920 --> 01:22:30.640
Either either we'll do it live or we'll do a
1522
01:22:30.720 --> 01:22:33.279
pre recorded I don't care either way. Well, much love,
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