Death Becomes Her (1992) (Featuring Hayleigh Kurland and Danielle Brown)

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Hello, and welcome to the final installment of Once Scary
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Mett'sdabby season five show October Mess. My name is Christopher,
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and right here we have Scott Curland.
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Hey, buddy, So we haven't done just a chit chat
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this year. We've literally just jumped into it. So I
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have a story for you, and I swear to God
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if you say Scott's stories, I will kill you.
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But Will's isn't here, so it doesn't make sense.
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Okay, So when I do my notes, I have been
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doing voice memo lately, and I went to get an
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oil change yesterday and while I'm waiting, this also ties
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into your KFC manager who was fourteen years old. Well,
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these little rascals who are clearly running the oil change place,
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they were like fifteen years old, and they're like, yeah,
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come on in, and I'm like, oh geez, they all
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look like the cast of Superbad. So I'm I'm trying
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to do my notes and updating talking and I'm like
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Goldie Han this, Meryl Street that, and every time I
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said that, one of the guys just goes heard. So
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in my notes it says heard like fifteen times heard.
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That's very good, And I'm like a great cast a
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Superbad is literally doing because one of the kids looked
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like Jonahill, one of the kids looked like Michael Sare,
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the other looked like McLevin, and then the last guy
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who comes out is like this forty five year old
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man who I'm like, Oh no, it's all over twist,
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We got a fagin.
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It's well to me, it sounds exactly like the plot
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of six Pack, which I'm not sure if you're familiar
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with that yarn No, Yeah, it's a Kenny Rogers joint
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from the mid to late seventies, featuring an unknown Diane
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Lane in early role as the head of a family
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you find not you know, not a family you're born with,
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but a family you find of other children six in number,
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hence the title who stripped down cars and sell the parts. Yeah,
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they told they meet a race car driver with a
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heart of gold.
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I'm guessing it was Kenny Rodgers. Yes, okay, well this
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is an exciting one. I mean, if you've tuned in
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and you haven't heard them all season, this is the
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wife episode. We have the wives.
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That's uh, I feel like it like that we should
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do like our own like version of Real Housewives intro.
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Yeah, exactly, where's my wine?
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I come to play, not make front. But it's not
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a competition. You don't win money, don't you though?
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That's an emotional competition.
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Yeah?
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Okay, yeah, really weird intro Not gonna why but we'll
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soldier forth and we'll see what happens as a results.
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I mean, if you think about it, does kind of
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work in the context of this uh this uh this movie?
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Yeah, absolutely, that's the whole theme.
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Yeah, let's pit them against each other. Yep, all right,
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anyone have anything they want to get to up top
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before we dive into say what movie? Well, yeah, where
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do nineteen ninety two is Death Becomes Her? Directed by
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Robert zamechis Her And before we jump into nineteen ninety
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two's Death Becomes Her by Robert Zamechis. Is there anything
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anyone wants to talk about up front?
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This is his blank check movie because he had four
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back to back hits.
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This, three to the Futures, Three the Futures?
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And who framed Roger Rabbit?
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Okay fair?
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Oh damn yeah, yeah.
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It was Back to the Future? Who friend Roger Rabbit?
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Back to the Future two and three?
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What did he do after this?
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Forrest Gump.
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Okay, so he had he had carte blanche for a
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little bit there.
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Funny because I feel like this is this movie is
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the love child of Roger Rabbit and uh back to
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the Future.
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Yeah.
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I mean I made a note though, like there's a
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Roger Rabbit fall in this one.
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So they definitely got the tech and they were like, great,
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we're just gonna redo it out of here.
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Literally, like for twenty five minutes, it just turns into
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like looney tunes like kill the Rabbit.
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Yeah, season seas season.
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That's when they're that's when they're fighting against each other.
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Yeah, shovels and hands.
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I would even say, like when when Goldie is in
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her uh her cat Dungeon will call.
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Yeah, that's when she's having her Elmer Fudd moment.
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You could say Goldie's even doing like the bugs bunny
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like dress up when she like does her big reveal.
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Oh yeah. Well, what's funny to me about this movie
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is that it's like there's not a lot that actually
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happens in it. Like on this watch, I realized, like
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there's like forty five minutes applaud in this movie, and
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then there's a lot of special effects and a lot
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of like just visual gags. I was surprised by that.
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I think Danielle knows this. But there's an entire thirty
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five minutes that was cut out of this movie of
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like an entire storyline with Tracy Ullman as the final
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love interest for Bruce Willis, Like the Morgue doctor was
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supposed to be her and they are. The doctor who
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tells him your wife's dead was supposed to be Tracy Ullman,
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and they reshot that, and there was like an entire
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different movie that they cut out.
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Which I'm glad that they did. It doesn't need.
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Yeah, but there is a poster that says trade woman.
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Yep, Yeah, agreed, it does not need it at all. Yeah,
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to such characters in his world is enough?
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Yeah, they take up enough space exactly.
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Yeah.
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All right, well dive into it. Like I said, the
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notes are fairly sparse on this because there's not actually
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a whole ton that goes on. But I think there's
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a lot of meat on the bone regardless.
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Yeah.
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So in nineteen seventy eight, narcissistic fading actress Madeline Ashton
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performs in a Broadway musical and the audience is not
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having it. And when I say not having it, it's
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like very stereotypically. One guy leaves and he's just like
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I need a drink. Like that level of not having it.
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The producers could have taken note.
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I was just about to say that, literally it felt
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like the producers, So.
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I'm gonna say the wrong play Scott. You know how
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I feel about musicals that I generally don't like them.
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As a hero sis guy who generally doesn't like musicals,
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what was that about this? This seemed fine?
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It was It was a fine musical.
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There's definitely worse musicals out there.
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I mean, if we're talking about movie musicals, like fake
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musicals in a movie, I would say the one from
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Spider Man three. You know what I'm talking about.
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Where it's I tapped out after two.
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Chrisoas and Emo Spider Man.
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So you know what I'm talking about, Daniel, there's just
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a musical of Kirsten Dun's walking down a staircase.
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Yeah, this was at least more enjoyable to watch.
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Too far off from this to be honest.
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Yeah, but but it had the It had the male dancers,
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and that reminded me of crazy ex girlfriend.
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The math of Love Triangles.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they did reference that.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, So this is your second or third time watching
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this movie? Second first time she watched it was last year.
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Yep, really yeah, I was telling Christopher. The first time
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I watched this, I was clocking back to third grade.
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Oh wow, I love this movie.
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Did you see this in ninety two?
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No, it was you.
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Yeah, it would have been four, but not too far
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after that. But yeah, absolutely love this movie.
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The first time I saw it was with you.
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Yeah, what's wrong?
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I don't know when she was four?
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Yeah, I saw this at Blockbuster?
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Nice?
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Wait wait at just like yeah.
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While you were there?
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Well, like like I rented it from Blockbuster?
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What I took you around the back and.
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Established I was expecting Little Scott in the Storm, Like
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do you have the Blockbusters? I would have the TVs
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that were at least like playing something while you're like.
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I can show you a movie, Yeah, I want to
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watch Jeff Becomes There already?
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Then okay, shocking, Why don't I show you one of
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the ones with the black covers instead?
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I did not pick this movie to rent, Okay, my
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sister did, which is shocking.
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No, not for your sister.
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No, she loves Goldie.
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Yeah, that's why I said, not shocking Goldie fan.
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I do not think that it's shocking that anyone of
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the female persuasion would pick this out to watch it.
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Absolutely.
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I mean they're not picking it for Bruce Willis. He
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does not look hands in this film.
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No, I'm saying that this was my first introduction to
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Bruce Willis, so it was weird to see him as
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like action star after seeing him in this.
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Yeah, and I knew, like like even seeing it last year.
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It was probably intentional, but like my first reaction when
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I saw him was like, really him.
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Well, he wasn't supposed to be in this movie.
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It was Kevin Klein, right.
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Oh no, I'm not talking about actor choice. I'm just
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talking about these two women fighting over this one dude.
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It's like, oh, we we can do better.
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I think I love that part of it.
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It was Robin Williams originally, and he dropped out to
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do toys. Kevin Klein was going to film it but
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couldn't make it because a soap dish.
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Have done this.
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Kevin Clyme would have been amazing. Also he's best friends
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with Meryl Streep. Literally, she'll pick him up from Bobs
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Burger's recordings.
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Oh that's adorable.
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But like I remember seeing the poster, I'm like, Meryl,
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that makes sense. Cool, that makes sense. Bruce Willis.
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I think he makes total sense and now honestly makes
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even no I even think for this it made sense,
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and it makes sense in a way that makes the
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movie funnier because these two people are so fucking pathetic
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that there's this one dude who is interested in either
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of them, and he is like the table scraps that
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they have left that they are fighting over and like
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having these huge feuds over.
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Yeah, for sure, he's the bone that the hyenas fight
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over when nothing is left.
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Young nineteen seventies Bruce Willis. There is a photo minus
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the mustache of my dad with that haircut and that
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same suit.
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Believe that that's very good, And.
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I'm like, dad, Papa, So.
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Your mom won huh mom?
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Ah, yes, my mother? My mom is a young Meryl Streep. Yeah.
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I remember seeing this, Like I didn't understand it at all.
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I I just enjoyed it for the like, you know,
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beating the shit out of each other like cartoon style.
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I had no idea what it was about until I
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was like in high school, because that was the second
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time I saw it. I was like, I watched this
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a lot as a kid.
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So it's kind of it's kind of like your hell
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comes to Frogtown for me.
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Oh, we're gonna have to at the end of this.
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I need to know what happens and how comes to
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frog Down. It's a no, no, We'll revisit. We'll revisit it.
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I'll just say this in the universe of that film,
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frogs have boobs. Anyway. Moving on to be continued, made
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one bytes longtime friend and rival meek A spiring writer
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Helen Sharp backstage along with Helen's fiance, plastic surgeon Ernest Menville.
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I think we've already kind of made Ernest clear here.
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Why did she bring him? She makes it clear that
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she's like this is a test, Like this is like
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like couples on TikTok testing their partners, Like why bring him?
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If you're that worried, don't bring him? Keep don't be
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friends with this woman.
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Yeah, it's it's already a sign of unhealthiness.
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Yeah, yeah, uh. The like she and Madelin have like
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a really unhealthy relationship from the get go, and I
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think that, you know, we're just we're just seeing the
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first inklings of it.
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Yes, this is like Joker and Harley Quinn level toxic.
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Like these two do not need to be around each other.
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They need to be on opposite ends of the planet.
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Yep. That one shows up at Ernest's work one day
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with flowers under the pretense of wanting work done.
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And then he kind of murders someone.
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The bloody fingerwaves that's how he lost his Like it
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wasn't just the drinking, that was how he got into
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mortuary sciences. Yeah, he lost his license.
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We can trust you with these ones.
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Yeah, he's like that guy from Scrubs who keeps killing
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people and they put him the more.
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I was thinking of Children's Hospital with Rob Cordrey is
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the doctor who heals through the power of laughter, and
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he just has blood all over his Helen insists that
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Madeline is trying to steal her away, all right, trying
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to steal him away, right, and then we go to
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one of my favorite, probably my favorite part of this movie.
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Ernest insists that this will not be the case, and
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we hardcut to Madeline and Earnest's wedding.
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Yep, which I you thought she was invited? I think
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she No, she was to me, she was clearly in disguise.
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She's wearing a trench coat. She's got a hat on,
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like it's the it's the uh, like the go to
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disguise for nineties movies, like where you're trying to be incognito.
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But interesting, Yeah, I could.
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Say that I think she was invited. What do you
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guys think?
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showed up because she was coming down the stairs. So
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that's like definitely like you're not part of the family
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or friend scenario.
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Yeah, but like she was in the rafters like watching watching.
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Yeah, yeah, I think logically my head Cannon says she
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was probably invited because Madeline would have wanted to flaunt it,
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but that she you know, did not respond her or
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whatever and just showed up in trench coats over it.
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It's just like when you tell your partner there's this
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person in my life, I don't want you to be
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around them because this will happen. It's like there's already
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It's not only a toxic friendship, it's a toxic relationship
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because he just blatantly ignores it.
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He's like, no Boobe.
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Seven years later, Helen, now obese, depressed and impoverished, is
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committed to a psychiatric hospital where she swears revenge on Madawin.
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So the thing that I kind of gloss over here
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was her apartment, which I think might have been the
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most disgusting set of the film.
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Yeah, a really good job messing up that apartment.
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This is like an ASPCA commercial, like the Arms of
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the Angels is playing.
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Okay, So there were like so many cats, three different
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flavors of frosting.
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Well, you have strawberry, you have chocolate.
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She didn't have strawberry. She had two different chocolates in
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the vanilla.
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Well, well might I remind you that there are three
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meals in a day?
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Yeah, yeah, some people don't like strawberry.
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But I'll segue into this. What's your go to food
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when you're like depressed and said and nothing is going
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your way?
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Ice creams like the easy go to?
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For sure, It very much is.
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I wouldn't do frosting though, that's that's a bit too much.
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It's way too sweet peper. Yeah, it needs to be
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something that like you can like keep spooning into your mouth.
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Yeah, yeah, I need something salty, so it's fish and pepper.
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Yeah yeah, the salt balance is definitely.
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Yeah. I think like a sweet salty ice cream, like
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something with like pretzels in it or something like that.
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I think ever since we discovered it, and we only
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discovered it just because we lived in New Hampshire and
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weren't near one bunch on, if I had the energy
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to like make that happen while very depressed, I think
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that would be like the ultimate, like I'd actually probably
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feel a little bit better.
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Yeah, what is chicken? And it's like yeah, oh yeah,
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I mean we're closer to that one.
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Now.
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We're close to one now when we're in New Hampshire.
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The closest one was in was it in Lowell?
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I think Lowell.
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Yeah, it was a treck, but it was worth it.
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And others going going.
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They used this scene in the trailer for the movie.
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I remember this because they showed this trailer right before
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a leg of their own when I saw that. But
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the song they used to sell this movie was tenth
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Avenue Freeze Up by Bruce Springsteen in the Street band. Wow,
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I didn't know that weird song.
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Yeah, different direction.
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Yeah, definitely wee different tones than like our trailers today.
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I was gonna mention that really good fat suit in this,
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like I was really impressed by like her makeup.
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The makeup was good. I wasn't sure so sure about
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the padding because there were points where you could kind
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of see like the shape.
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Rock but facial features. I was very good prosthetics.
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Yeah, it did look really good. And just just back
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on trailers for a second. I have come around on
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them now, but I used to absolutely hate the modern
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trailer where it'd be showing something really serious and you
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just hear this like single falsetto in the background, just
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being like and then on top of that you eventually
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hear like the a cappella track of like ninety nine
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Loved Bull like really slow, like each phrase stretched out
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over like four measures.
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No, they use like a philharmonic like version of tenth
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Avenue and freeze out. But you just here b dun
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and like her driving to Isabella Rossolini's sex palace. But yeah,
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I I this and the Stay Tuned trailer were like
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two of my favorite movie trailers to watch before a
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movie when going to see a leg of the Road.
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Also great movie.
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Yep, that is another movie I've not seen in its entirety.
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It's so good.
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I've seen Tom Hanks p in it. So that's about
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a quarter of the runtime, right, yeah, right, Another seven
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years later, Madeline and Ernest live an opulent but miserable
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life in Beverly Hills. Madewin is depressed about her withering
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beauty and career, and Ernest has become an alcoholic, reduced
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to working as a reconstructive mortician.
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Which when did reconstructive morticians become rock stars? Because that's
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the way he's treated. Like I understand morton, like they
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make good money, like funeral directors, but well yeah, but
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even Hollywood. It's like I couldn't name like a famous
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Hollywood mortician, like can you new? Although he also helps
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someone die in the film, Well.
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I think the one woman who runs up to him
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and starts like gushing praise on him, Yeah, she had
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she had a family member that he did the he did,
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like the reconstruction for him, right, So I think that's
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where it's coming from. But I mean, who knows. Is
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not always this film's strongest suit, but less he does
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not to its detriment.
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Unless a mortician slash taxidermist and he's he's doing such
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a good job.
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And like that's going to be he's literally like arranging
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them like taxidermy where they're in like their final role.
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Reverse taxidermy on that guy that does.
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Yeah, I mean, in essence, that is what like, you know,
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that is what it is. I was I read a
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really fascinating book called All the Living and the Dead.
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It was by the daughter of uh, the man who
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did the famous graphic novel for Jack the Ripper.
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Oh from how Alan.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Haley Campbell, she like highly recommend if
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you're looking to get sciences.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's really it's really fascinating. But like she inter
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us an embalmer and like goes through like the embalming
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process with him. But yeah, it's like somebody who's like
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that in that level of rigor mortis. I just I
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don't even know where you'd start.
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Well, they do soften again eventually, right, Yeah, I'm gonna.
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Say, you've kind of wait a while and then it'll
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kind of.
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Like yeah, fully there are also chemicals that you can add,
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like to help the process spray paint, which I'm sorry
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I wouldn't care, Like I know, this woman like it's
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her loved one. But at the same time, it's like,
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what are you going to do? Like you were clearly
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happy with the job you did. What does it matter too?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, oh yeah, Yeah he's being truthful, but it's like
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overly truthful to her.
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Yeah yeah, I know that mortuary.
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Uh, Folks, if you make up like the you can't
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you typical makeup because it is usually heat activated too. Yeah,
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like fully truthful what he's saying. It just seems spray
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paint is probably the most extreme.
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My grandfather used to call his mailman Riggi to his face,
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short for rigor mortis in his lifetime. He never told
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him why he called him riggy. He just did, and
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the guy accepted it.
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Oh, sure thing, mister Brown, uh.
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Uh.
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Hailing back to all our childhoods. The Bill Ny the
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science guy. His father was a mortician, and he was
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my commencement speaker at college. And I learned in his
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commencement speech the reason how he learned to tie a
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bow tie. The only way he could do it was
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if he laid down, because that's the way he learned that.
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Amazing.
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Yeah, Bill, not the murdered guy, Bill Bill Bill.
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After receiving an invitation to a party celebrating Helen's new book,
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Madeline rushes out to get beauty treatments.
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Yeah, and what was it like a blood like.
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A blood transfusion, Like I don't even know how to
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describe it.
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It's it looked like a Newton's Cradle of blood transfusions.
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I think so. Daniel and I talked after right after
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watching the movie, and I think we should circle back
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to this place at the very end, yes, because I
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think we're we're getting a little glimpse of how other
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people are dealing with different things later on.
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Yeah, okay, so that's when we meet uh, what's his name,
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the the.
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The idea, the beauty guru.
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Guy did right? Uh that was what was his name,
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Ian Ogilvie Shagala. Yeah, but I assume so, yeah, he's
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one of Isabella Russellini's corpse people.
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Yeah, because later and kind of like greets all the
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other people that are under that.
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Why yeah, he doesn't actually he doesn't just greet them.
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He's like almost like an MC of a party that
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of a party she's throwing while she's naked in the pool.
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But again, we'll get there.
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More important things to do.
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But that's why I think, like his eyes aren't working
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because like, okay, all right, yes, yeah, thought I was
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going crazy for a minute.
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Desperate to look younger, she has given the business card
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of Lislie von Ruman, a mysterious socialite who specializes in rejuvenation.
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Was that her name?
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Oh?
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I passed it like that one yeah over my head?
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In particular Lisley spelled Lyle. It's like l I s
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l e.
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Oh okay, yeah interesting, Well when you look that great
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and you can be called yeah.
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At Hell's party, Madeline and Ernest discover that she is
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now slim, glamorous, and youthful despite being fifty. No, I
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gotta say this movie insists that being fifty is one
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foot in the grave, and I completely understand that that's
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part of the satire. But still, just the way that
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they presented at different times is like I just have
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to point out how insane it is.
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Yeah, yeah, I mean granted, back then, it's like you
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look at someone who is like twenty years old back then,
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like and people have made a point of this even today,
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Like you know, we have we're more health conscious, We
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like drink a lot more water, Like there's more information
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out there like like you look like the average, like
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at the average like twenty or even thirty year old
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back in like the eighties. It's like, oh, that's a
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fully grown adult.
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My favorite example of this is Mike Love from The
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Beach Boys. Scott. I don't know if I told you
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about this his high school graduation photo, his senior photo. Yeah,
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he looks like he's ready to retire. Oh yeah, no,
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00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:49.480
you told me that it's insane.
497
00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:53.960
And it says retirement question mark. Wouldn't it be nice?
498
00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:58.000
I need to fuck over my talented cousin first, have Hey,
499
00:25:58.079 --> 00:26:00.240
this is doctor gen Lendy.
500
00:26:01.000 --> 00:26:03.240
Have we gotten to the bodyguard's part yet or no?
501
00:26:03.440 --> 00:26:07.519
We're getting there so soon.
502
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:13.799
So uh. Prior to realizing that Helen has lost the
503
00:26:13.799 --> 00:26:16.119
weight and is looking glamorous, mad One is bee lining
504
00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:19.119
over to talk to a more heavy set woman that
505
00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:23.519
she thinks is Helen to gloat, and when she realizes
506
00:26:23.680 --> 00:26:26.680
that Helen had lost the weight, I just have to say,
507
00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:29.759
Streep's turn right before she was talking to Goldie Han
508
00:26:30.279 --> 00:26:33.839
is so fantastic. The face she makes when she's caught
509
00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:36.720
out is like pre Lucile Bluth like perfection.
510
00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:37.759
Yeah, it's wonderful.
511
00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:42.160
Also, as soon as they reveal Goldie Han, I'm like,
512
00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:46.000
she looks exactly like Kate Hudson, Like, oh yeah, yeah.
513
00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:48.119
I was like for the longest time, I'm like, yeah,
514
00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:50.400
I don't see it, but then in this movie, I'm like, yeah,
515
00:26:50.519 --> 00:26:51.039
I see it.
516
00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:56.039
Yeah, one hundred percent. The only thing I would say
517
00:26:56.119 --> 00:26:58.720
is that, to me, Kate Hudson looks a little more generic.
518
00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:01.519
I don't mean that as a it's just like more like.
519
00:27:01.759 --> 00:27:04.519
Girl next door and she's cordus.
520
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:07.759
But yeah, yeah, it's it's not like a knock against
521
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:09.880
her or anything. It's just I think that Goldiehn has
522
00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:11.079
like a more distinctive look.
523
00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:12.640
To yeah, like more striking.
524
00:27:13.319 --> 00:27:13.559
Yeah.
525
00:27:13.880 --> 00:27:17.240
Last episode Seebee, we talked about the partners showed up
526
00:27:17.720 --> 00:27:20.279
with John Aston, Goldie Han, and Kurt Russell.
527
00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:22.000
Kurt Russell, Yeah, he stepped.
528
00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:24.960
Up Goldiehan too for Kurt's kid. So Goldie, Goldie, you
529
00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:29.279
get a gold star. Goldie's well, we all know she's
530
00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:33.680
a huge fan of this podcast, This and Cereal.
531
00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:39.599
Overcome with Envy. Madeline visits her younger fuck boy but
532
00:27:39.640 --> 00:27:41.799
discovers he is with a woman of his own age.
533
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:43.160
Imagine.
534
00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:46.960
Yeah, I was trying to pinpoint this guy. Was this
535
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:48.119
guy anyone famous?
536
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:51.720
I don't think, so I didn't recognize him.
537
00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:52.680
Yeah.
538
00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:54.599
I took a glance through the cast, and I didn't
539
00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:55.440
see many people.
540
00:27:55.640 --> 00:27:57.799
I think they probably just threw out, like, you know,
541
00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:01.960
an audition role for like just young attractive man, Like
542
00:28:02.000 --> 00:28:05.119
you throw a rock in Hollywood, you're gonna get one
543
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:05.400
of those.
544
00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:07.319
I didn't know they were doing like a Brad Pitt
545
00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:09.559
and Thilm and Louise thing. They're like, this is gonna
546
00:28:09.599 --> 00:28:10.359
make him a star.
547
00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:14.920
I hope not, because it certainly didn't work out that way.
548
00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:16.000
Yeah, I's that poor guy.
549
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:20.079
So she does a crazy ass drive home and during
550
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:24.000
this drive, during a pouring rainstorm, it looks like they
551
00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:28.279
were doing some visual effects behind the windshields. It was
552
00:28:28.279 --> 00:28:29.960
hard to tell what the rain and whatnot happening, but
553
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:32.160
it looked like they were playing with making her look
554
00:28:32.240 --> 00:28:33.839
older in some frames than others.
555
00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:40.279
So the guy who shot this movie Dean Kundy. He
556
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:44.640
was Zamaki Say's guy for the longest time. Spielberg saw
557
00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:47.440
the dailies for this and stole them for Jurassic Park.
558
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:52.279
So like halfway through this movie, he left.
559
00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:55.680
No, that's smart, So did they like they must have
560
00:28:55.759 --> 00:28:59.039
done like obviously, like there's ways, like I know they
561
00:28:59.039 --> 00:29:02.440
did it in like Bridgerton with like Penelope's character, where
562
00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:04.920
you like you adjust the makeup and like the placement
563
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:08.119
of it and like the shadows. I'm assuming lighting play
564
00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:08.480
to role.
565
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:10.759
And they used a pan and scan camera.
566
00:29:11.240 --> 00:29:12.440
I don't know what that is.
567
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:16.279
It's basically so that they can have the makeup on
568
00:29:16.359 --> 00:29:18.720
her to look old, yeah, and then they can freeze
569
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:21.440
it in place, wipe it off and make her hand look.
570
00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:24.960
Oh okay, all right, so yeah, yeah.
571
00:29:24.960 --> 00:29:28.000
That's how we got four Michael Keaton's in multiplicity pan
572
00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:30.400
and scan cameram.
573
00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:34.400
So despondent she visits Lizlie's mansion.
574
00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:36.920
Can I just say one thing, go for it. That
575
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:40.960
is not a woman's purse. There are no crumpled receipts.
576
00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:46.279
Yeah, I don't think I didn't fully clock it, but
577
00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:49.160
there is something I noticed that wrong. When she dumps
578
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:54.480
off the stuff, it's just a bunch of makeup. Yeah,
579
00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:58.000
there there's like there should be so much trash.
580
00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:02.319
There should be a raccoons like stash level. Yes, like
581
00:30:02.359 --> 00:30:05.200
it's it. Yes, there needs to be makeup, but it
582
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:06.960
also needs to be partial dumpster.
583
00:30:07.319 --> 00:30:09.440
Yeah, a lot of objects that you shoved in there
584
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:10.880
that like probably didn't even follow.
585
00:30:12.039 --> 00:30:13.240
That is like twenty feet long.
586
00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:16.160
A couple were there's originals that your grandparents stuffed into
587
00:30:16.200 --> 00:30:17.440
your purse when you were there.
588
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:20.079
And the team, Yeah, because you don't know which one
589
00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:20.839
you're gonna want that.
590
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:26.240
To yeap, So did you guys want to discuss the guards?
591
00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:27.880
Yes?
592
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:31.519
I didn't take any notes because like it was just
593
00:30:31.519 --> 00:30:33.079
to me, it was like, that's that's funny.
594
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.480
But I also wonder if they were inspiration for a
595
00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:39.599
dodgeball for what's his name's outfit?
596
00:30:40.079 --> 00:30:42.359
Oh, blade Blazer.
597
00:30:42.720 --> 00:30:46.559
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that they were clearly playing
598
00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:47.400
shirts and skins.
599
00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:49.960
Yeah, one just chose one, the other one the other way.
600
00:30:50.359 --> 00:30:53.200
I just it's just like, welcome to your orientation to
601
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:58.559
the Immortality Castle. This is your outfit. You'll you'll figure
602
00:30:58.599 --> 00:30:58.880
it out.
603
00:30:58.920 --> 00:31:02.880
But they look like jacks from American gladiators. Yeah, oh yeah,
604
00:31:02.920 --> 00:31:04.960
this is nitros.
605
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:07.720
Like these Lucha doors have clearly forgotten their masks.
606
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:10.920
I mean, Scott, they could have actually been real American
607
00:31:10.960 --> 00:31:16.359
gladiator after a single oh really yeah, after a single
608
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:18.920
season of that, like they probably were too broken to
609
00:31:19.240 --> 00:31:21.119
like do any other form of competition.
610
00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:24.200
Yeah, the one who puts his hands says lips and
611
00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:28.200
goes he was I think that was Nitro or or
612
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:32.200
like ice storm or whatever weird name thing.
613
00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:41.079
Yeah. That that is a harrowing documentary about that. So
614
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:44.240
The Youthful I always have to like sound out her
615
00:31:44.279 --> 00:31:46.160
name when I read it. The Youthful Lizlie claims to
616
00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:49.319
be seventy one and offers Madeline a potion that promises
617
00:31:49.440 --> 00:31:50.960
eternal life and youth.
618
00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:54.240
I love how she's like, how old do I look?
619
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:56.559
And she's like, oh, you look like thirty eight, and
620
00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:57.640
she's like.
621
00:31:58.640 --> 00:32:02.720
A yeah yeah. So to prove this, she jabs a
622
00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:08.279
knife aggressively into Madeline's finger and love to heal the wounds,
623
00:32:08.359 --> 00:32:11.799
and it also makes her hand visibly younger. Go ahead,
624
00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:18.480
yeah that what are you nuts? Yeah? Throughout this movie,
625
00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:21.720
reactions to physical pain are consistently very funny.
626
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:22.160
Yeah.
627
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:23.440
I feel like they did a few takes and I'm
628
00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:25.400
just like, go one more, a little bigger.
629
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:29.559
I have questions about that for the like, the cost
630
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:32.920
is different for everybody, so like for her, it's obviously money,
631
00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:36.720
but I wonder if she was like, yes, I will
632
00:32:36.759 --> 00:32:42.480
take this young wrestler as paments these two, these two
633
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:46.279
Doberman pincers, you get their own elevator.
634
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:50.680
I mean the bodyguards look like they were like rejects
635
00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:56.000
from like you know, Poison or Cinderella your hairband, damn Yankees.
636
00:32:56.200 --> 00:33:00.480
Yes, I will take this giant oversized necklace to wear
637
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:02.160
us as a shirt.
638
00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:03.359
Right.
639
00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:06.920
So take my take on those guys is that they
640
00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:11.519
were there basically in exchange for having the treatment. Yeah,
641
00:33:11.559 --> 00:33:13.599
so like they were they were just kind of like
642
00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:15.799
they were getting room and board for having the treatment
643
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:19.480
done and basically just being on hand. I got from
644
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:21.680
that that she was just charging people based on what
645
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:22.680
they could actually afford.
646
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:23.079
Yea.
647
00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:26.240
Yeah, Actually, now that I think about it, my favorite
648
00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:28.880
bodyguard was the one who looked like bon Jovi, who
649
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:30.759
I have in my notes as Ron bon Job.
650
00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:36.000
He's definitely doing like two puffs of the ferret fa.
651
00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:40.839
Yeah, that guy's my favorite. When she because he's there,
652
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:44.480
when Willis wakes up, like you're my favorite?
653
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:48.960
Yeah, what does she say, like she said, keep your
654
00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:49.640
ass handy?
655
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:57.119
Yes? Yeah. Also, Isabella Russelline looks incredible.
656
00:33:57.799 --> 00:34:01.039
Yeah, absolutely amazing, and like I love her, like in
657
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:03.400
real life transformation that she's just turned into like this
658
00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:05.920
little Italian woman that brings her sheep to church.
659
00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:07.920
Now, yep, that's wonder.
660
00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:11.400
Yeah, she's a sheep farm. He's very cute.
661
00:34:12.360 --> 00:34:14.519
So she's literally like Mary had a little lamb.
662
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:16.440
Yeah, she was like so adorable.
663
00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:20.880
She's turned into uh, what's his name? The farmer from.
664
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:24.079
Babe Farmer Hoggett.
665
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:25.559
Yeah, farmer Hoggett.
666
00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:26.679
I don't do you think?
667
00:34:27.840 --> 00:34:31.480
I think again? These people are like fifty and they
668
00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:33.800
all seem to have like liver spots and like nar
669
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:37.920
old claws of hands. You see this, like you see
670
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:40.519
this like hands that is like crawling out of a tomb.
671
00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:42.440
Just like, go back to being normal.
672
00:34:42.199 --> 00:34:45.360
To be fair, to be fair. Back then, as we
673
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:50.960
said before, people looked old at fifty. The old guy
674
00:34:51.000 --> 00:34:53.639
from Home Alone, Roberts Blossom, when he made home alone,
675
00:34:54.519 --> 00:34:55.920
he was like fifty five.
676
00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:57.760
Don't forget cigarettes used to be good for you.
677
00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:01.400
Yeah, you know, and I fifty five.
678
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:04.719
But like yeah, and Brimley has co existed with us, like.
679
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:08.719
Comparison, like Brimley and like a Paul Rudd where like
680
00:35:08.719 --> 00:35:11.440
Paul Rud's older than like what we remember Brimley.
681
00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:16.639
Yeah, my god, Paul Rudd was five years older than.
682
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:22.639
Well he he has clearly made a deal with whatever
683
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:26.519
the Isabella Isabella Russellini is in Hollywood.
684
00:35:26.599 --> 00:35:28.840
Well, he's just feeding off of D. B. Sweeney.
685
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:34.679
Yes, the funny thing is Jennifer Lawrence, this is This
686
00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:37.000
is her and Emma Stone's favorite movie, and they bought
687
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:40.800
the rights together to remake this before it became a musical,
688
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:44.920
and they were casting Paul Rudd as a joke in
689
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:46.920
the Isabella Rossolini role.
690
00:35:48.039 --> 00:35:50.000
That would have that would have been amazing.
691
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:55.159
Yeah, same costuming. Hopefully.
692
00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:58.400
Paul Rudd seems like one of those people where like
693
00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:04.039
if he has a free afternoon, because.
694
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:05.599
It was gonna be Jennifer Lawrence and Ama Stone and
695
00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:06.519
Robert Pattinson.
696
00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:10.760
I would literally picture him rising up from that from
697
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:12.920
that fainting couch, going let's make a deal.
698
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:18.000
You want a candy shop in Rochester, New York.
699
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:24.039
Madelin drinks the potion which restores her to her physical prime,
700
00:36:24.320 --> 00:36:26.199
and right here we get to see some really fun
701
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.639
practical effects which I.
702
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:33.239
Think was just like, uh, the the chesticle scene was
703
00:36:33.320 --> 00:36:35.800
literally just somebody hands.
704
00:36:35.679 --> 00:36:39.880
Yeah, good old chief practical effects.
705
00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:43.840
The Henson Company was working.
706
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:45.559
Hard, keep it simple, stupid.
707
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:51.000
Meanwhile, Helen seduces Ernest and persuades him to kill Madawine.
708
00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:59.960
That scene reminded me of Adam's family values. My husband
709
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:01.159
wasn't that house.
710
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:10.840
After returning home, Madeline belittles Ernest, who snaps and strangles
711
00:37:10.840 --> 00:37:13.719
her before he pushes her down the stairs, breaking her neck.
712
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:18.199
This is where Willis makes sense. It wouldn't have made
713
00:37:18.280 --> 00:37:21.719
sense with anyone else. Willis actually is really good in
714
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:24.360
this scene because he's.
715
00:37:24.199 --> 00:37:26.159
Got the physical comedy now, I.
716
00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:28.679
Mean yes, because he was in the greatest comedy of
717
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:33.480
all time. Look who's talking. He was Baby Miche.
718
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:38.880
And he really inhabited the role of the baby.
719
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:41.199
Yeah.
720
00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:43.159
Well, I think you need someone who can do loser
721
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:46.719
but also able to snap. Yeah, and that is a
722
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:49.360
pretty specific skill set that you're not gonna get from everyone.
723
00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:53.360
And this has one of like I will say, this
724
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:56.559
is a horror podcast, and this is like a gothic comedy.
725
00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:01.239
But it is scary when she falls down the stairs, Oh.
726
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:01.800
Yeah for sure.
727
00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:03.519
Oh yeah yeah.
728
00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:06.280
As someone who's fallen downstairs before, it's it's terrible.
729
00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:10.440
We have a documentary called The Staircase for this very reason.
730
00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:14.000
We have a mini series based on that documentary.
731
00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:16.559
And if only he had used the excuse of it
732
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:17.119
was an owl.
733
00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:21.039
It was an owl. But it is funny when Willis
734
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:23.000
just takes his finger and then flick.
735
00:38:23.360 --> 00:38:24.800
Yep, the little flick is wonderful.
736
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:30.159
Yeah. So Ernest calls Helen to tell her about the murder,
737
00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:32.760
and she responds with what I think is my favorite
738
00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:37.519
line in the movie. She was verbatim, exactly what part
739
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:38.960
of the plan were you unclear on?
740
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:41.880
So this is when she's wearing like the big Nike
741
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:43.239
just do It shirt.
742
00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:47.239
And she's in like her like rat's nest of an
743
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:49.880
apartment with just like all like horrible.
744
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:53.280
Her murder board.
745
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:59.559
Yeah, it's just completely deranged. So behind Ernest Madwin rises
746
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:03.840
with what best be called the old crooked neck. She
747
00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:06.880
snaps her head back into place and Ernest. After some
748
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:09.960
awkward moments, Ernest takes her to the hospital, where she
749
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:12.440
is deemed to be clinically dead by Sydney Pollock.
750
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:14.280
You know, we all laugh, But the same thing happened
751
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:15.760
to me at a six Flags water park.
752
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:18.360
What she didn't tell.
753
00:39:19.719 --> 00:39:21.679
But I like, no, it was one of those where
754
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:24.960
like it drops out, like the floor drops out from
755
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:27.519
underneath you, okay, And I had this lovely funny moment
756
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:29.960
where I said pull the liver a krunk and so,
757
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:37.400
but like as soon as I got off, I had
758
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:41.119
like the worst whiplash I've ever had in my life. No.
759
00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:45.199
Yeah, So after seeing this movie, my family went to
760
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.559
Water Country and I was terrified that going down the
761
00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:53.360
straight slide Geronimo I was gonna do.
762
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:54.679
I remember Geronimo.
763
00:39:54.840 --> 00:40:01.199
I was terrified of doing Maden Ashton. I hate to
764
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:04.679
sit perfectly still. I don't swim, and I hate water
765
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:08.320
parks and everything. But I've done Geronimo once and that
766
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:11.639
was enough for me. Like, yeah, I got what I
767
00:40:11.679 --> 00:40:12.239
needed out of it.
768
00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:12.840
Yep.
769
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:14.840
I think it's safe to say we all have a
770
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:17.599
little bit of water Country in us, whether we like
771
00:40:17.639 --> 00:40:18.039
it or not.
772
00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:21.119
Absolutely all right, that was fun.
773
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:24.000
It is permanently wedged in our bloodstream.
774
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:26.639
All right, that was fun. Let's go back to the
775
00:40:26.719 --> 00:40:27.800
Lazy River to peak.
776
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:33.280
Actually that was the time I got literally the worst
777
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:34.320
sunburn of my life.
778
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.559
I was, yeah, same, you.
779
00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:40.000
Never get a sunburn like you get it.
780
00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:45.800
There are people across the country listening to this podcast
781
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:49.360
who don't have the water Country like jingle playing in
782
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:51.519
their heads like we all do right now, exactly.
783
00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:55.079
No, I mean, but unfortunately we're not in like New
784
00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:57.599
Jersey or something where they would have Action park as
785
00:40:57.679 --> 00:41:00.599
like their recollection, because we're all still alive.
786
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:03.760
So the guy who wrote the theme song the jingle
787
00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:07.079
for Water Country also wrote, were there when you need us?
788
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:10.280
Why did you do that? That was that was not
789
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:10.840
in there?
790
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:13.760
What's that business?
791
00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:14.519
Call?
792
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:14.760
One?
793
00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.039
Eight hundred ees west?
794
00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:17.880
Okay?
795
00:41:18.239 --> 00:41:20.880
But he also did, uh, who do you go when
796
00:41:20.920 --> 00:41:22.199
you're windshields posted?
797
00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:24.639
I don't know that one?
798
00:41:24.880 --> 00:41:28.079
Call giant class that one? I don't know, okay, that one.
799
00:41:28.639 --> 00:41:31.239
Remembering them now that you're saying it, Yeah, I don't
800
00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:33.320
really remember the jingles so well. I just remember the
801
00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:38.840
Empire guy in his weird voice. Just yeah.
802
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:41.559
Just imagine being a jingle writer in like the late
803
00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:45.840
seventies early eighties and being so rich after those three songs.
804
00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:47.519
I know, I'd.
805
00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:50.960
Believe more that Bruce Willis's character made that amount of
806
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:55.440
money from making jingles as opposed to cleaning up you
807
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:56.760
know bodies.
808
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:01.840
Well just leaves for a moment and when he returns
809
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:04.760
to the room, she is gone. So yeah, this this
810
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:06.760
kind of stinks a little bit of reshoots as to
811
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:09.639
what you were talking about earlier. Scott, where he immediately
812
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:12.639
goes to the morgue where she mentioned she had fallen
813
00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:14.320
asleep and someone put her in a body pack.
814
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.199
Yeah.
815
00:42:16.480 --> 00:42:16.599
Uh.
816
00:42:17.440 --> 00:42:20.679
Going back to Sydney Pollock, I just love when he
817
00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:23.639
shows up in movies, and this is probably this and
818
00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:27.280
Michael Clayton are my two favorite Sydney Pollocks. The comical
819
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:29.880
over the top and the really sad. You need to
820
00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:32.840
take care of this dead body.
821
00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:34.639
You just bring him in when you need him.
822
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:38.280
Yeah, yeah, no one does him.
823
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:43.960
So Ernest considers her re animation to be a miracle
824
00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:46.320
and takes her home and repairs her body.
825
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:48.199
I do love when he finds out that she's in
826
00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:52.800
the mark. He goes, She's gonna be so upset. That's
827
00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:55.000
when like willis sold it from me. I'm like, okay,
828
00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:56.480
you can stand place.
829
00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:02.360
So it arrives at the house after seeing him return
830
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:05.599
with her body and then seeing him go and pick
831
00:43:05.639 --> 00:43:08.400
up some embalming liquids, and she generally wants to be
832
00:43:08.440 --> 00:43:10.239
told what the fuck is going on and dem has
833
00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:14.079
to see Madeline's body. Yeah, she makes it clear that
834
00:43:14.119 --> 00:43:16.880
she and Ernest were planning on murdering Madewine and guess
835
00:43:16.880 --> 00:43:18.840
who appears and shoots Helen, what the shotgun?
836
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:22.880
My question is, I mean, this is spoilers for later
837
00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:25.000
in the movie. But when they look.
838
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:27.000
Terrible, we'll got like ten minutes left, bud.
839
00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:31.159
Okay, Well, when they look when they look terrible, is
840
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:36.679
it because he put the embalming fluid in them very well?
841
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:37.639
Maybe it could be.
842
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:40.159
Yeah, because he they're obviously getting treated differently than all
843
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:40.840
the other people.
844
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:41.320
Yeah.
845
00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:43.199
Yeah, that's kind of what I want to circle back to.
846
00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:45.400
At the place where she went to at the beginning,
847
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:48.639
they were definitely getting some really weird ass treatments and
848
00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:50.800
all of the people who were at the party looked great.
849
00:43:51.320 --> 00:43:51.880
Yeah.
850
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:53.559
Yeah, but we'll get to that party.
851
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:56.119
I do know that embalming fluid almost looks like a
852
00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:58.400
like liquid bubble gum.
853
00:43:59.119 --> 00:43:59.599
Yeah, I mean.
854
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:02.840
Certain certain variants of it.
855
00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:04.840
I mean, like the flora that they used for kids
856
00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:05.119
at the.
857
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:09.519
I was just I was thin, like the bubblegum flora,
858
00:44:09.719 --> 00:44:10.280
my favorite.
859
00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:12.639
That's exactly like the color that it looks like.
860
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:18.639
Yeah. Helen's body is knocked back into a coy pond,
861
00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:20.920
which fills up with her blood. Actually, I think that's
862
00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:22.880
probably why she looks fucked up immediately, is because she
863
00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:24.159
was completely drained of blood.
864
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:26.880
Yeah, she was literally almost sleeping with the fishes.
865
00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:32.079
She rises as they pick her about what to do.
866
00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:34.079
We once again see a dead woman rise up.
867
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:38.119
I don't know why. I always thought that she was
868
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:41.119
wearing the red dress in the scene, not in the
869
00:44:41.599 --> 00:44:43.880
because they use the red dress on the poster on
870
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:48.079
the cover. I thought that this was the red dress.
871
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:51.199
But no, and I think enough people would do the
872
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:55.079
costume with the red dress instead of like the red shirt.
873
00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:58.519
The red shirt and the yeah yeah yeah. But also
874
00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:04.000
the look. She looks like a drowned cat when she waked.
875
00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:09.239
She looks like Ezma when she's a cat and gets covered.
876
00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:12.079
In well yeah, very heavy mask era.
877
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.400
Yeah, kind of like Eileen Brennan as Miss Peacock in
878
00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:16.079
The Ring.
879
00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:20.199
Ernest and Madeline do some greade a scampering away from
880
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:23.119
the body as she rises. That's some of the best
881
00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:27.599
theatrical scampering I've seen the whole in Helen's sourso, combined
882
00:45:27.599 --> 00:45:29.320
with the fact that she's very much alive or at
883
00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:32.480
least animated, reveals that she has also taken Liz Lee's potion.
884
00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:36.079
I love when Meryl's troop is like, oh you bitch,
885
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:39.840
you did it too.
886
00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:44.440
But two toxic friends having the same idea, who.
887
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:44.760
To thunk it?
888
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:48.559
My question is what did she give her for money?
889
00:45:48.599 --> 00:45:51.960
Because Malin has the money. What did Helen have Because.
890
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:53.320
She just said that she gave like all of her
891
00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:56.320
savings away, so like she definitely had probably a lower cost,
892
00:45:56.360 --> 00:45:57.840
but it was like everything that she had.
893
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:00.760
Yeah, it seems like it's a sliding scale based on
894
00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:03.679
like your station in life.
895
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:07.920
Also, I wouldn't put it past Isabella's character to be
896
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.000
like to play the long game where she knows these
897
00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:14.039
two are gonna have a battle royale and she just
898
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:16.840
wants to like she's just looking for some free entertainment.
899
00:46:18.239 --> 00:46:19.559
She's like a trickster god.
900
00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:23.159
So here's a strange theory I have. She wants them
901
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:27.000
to like basically they can't die, but like they'll become
902
00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:29.960
heads and jars. Yeah, I think she wants Bruce Willis
903
00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:30.639
for herself.
904
00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:36.079
But again I don't think she needs him because when
905
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:38.159
we come into this movie and first meet her, she
906
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:38.880
doesn't need him.
907
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:42.639
Yeah, not for plastic surgery, for sexuals and whatnot.
908
00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:47.519
I don't know, she's not in this like fucking horrible duo.
909
00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:50.280
That's the only place where he works.
910
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:55.320
Well, I'm just saying that this guy has like tons
911
00:46:55.320 --> 00:46:59.079
of charisma. He clearly, he clearly.
912
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:01.760
Oh yeah, yeah, very charismatic.
913
00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:05.280
Maybe have a labordoodle yeasing.
914
00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:10.039
So Helen and Madewin have a good old fashioned, fun
915
00:47:10.039 --> 00:47:16.039
filled shovel fight, which has some hilarious injuries. I don't
916
00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:18.039
know if anyone wants to describe them, because I don't
917
00:47:18.039 --> 00:47:18.920
remember them exactly.
918
00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:22.960
It is when she hits a Streep on the head
919
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:24.760
and Streep's head goes in like a turtle.
920
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:25.480
Yeah.
921
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:28.760
Yes, And didn't one of their heads get turned around
922
00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:30.440
so that they had to spin it back to crank
923
00:47:30.440 --> 00:47:30.679
it back.
924
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:32.679
Okay, yeah, there's a spin There was like a turtle.
925
00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:35.960
There's They're doing a lot of like moving them around
926
00:47:35.960 --> 00:47:37.519
and putting them in front of mirrors to to just
927
00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:39.199
kind of show off the effects.
928
00:47:39.239 --> 00:47:41.239
It's like, if you're going to do it, do it. Well.
929
00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:42.320
Then they killed it.
930
00:47:42.639 --> 00:47:44.440
I like that. Yeah, No, they got away with it.
931
00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:48.599
My favorite is the spear going through Yeah. Yeah.
932
00:47:48.639 --> 00:47:52.800
So after they conclude the fight, they reconcile and Helen
933
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:55.639
sits at a nearby coach where a piece of spear
934
00:47:55.960 --> 00:47:58.719
goes seamlessly through her stomach and it looks fucking great.
935
00:47:58.920 --> 00:48:03.119
It's so good how they did it. So this did
936
00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:05.760
win the OSCAR for special Effects.
937
00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:07.880
As it should have. I don't even know what was
938
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:10.239
up against it, but I can't imagine.
939
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:13.599
Ninety two wouldn't have been anything too technically, to be honest.
940
00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:21.719
Babysed kids. Yeah, no, nothing huge this year. This was
941
00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:24.880
like the big one because Ghosts was the year.
942
00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:27.280
Before Jurassic Park the year after.
943
00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:32.079
Yeah. So, but like I remember when it won special
944
00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:36.719
Effects and I'm like, yeah, obviously, and I was like seven,
945
00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:39.519
but I was like, I was like six or seven.
946
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:43.039
I was like, yes, my dad's like Scott get Away
947
00:48:43.039 --> 00:48:43.360
from the.
948
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:46.039
Television, did you a spear that went through her?
949
00:48:47.880 --> 00:48:51.320
Depressed that the reality of their situation, Ernest prepares to leave,
950
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:54.480
but Helen and Madwin persuade him to repair their bodies first.
951
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:58.679
I do have a question here. When he does repair
952
00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:03.320
the bodies, what does he fill Helen's stomach quid cement?
953
00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:07.400
Yeah, because she kept saying like, oh, he's so good,
954
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:08.800
like what a miracle worker?
955
00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:11.280
Like there there is definitely substance there.
956
00:49:11.639 --> 00:49:12.280
Yeah.
957
00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:14.519
Well, it doesn't seem like they really need to have
958
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:17.960
to worry about body like functions or anything anymore. So
959
00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:20.280
he could have put anything in there, and just as
960
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:22.159
long as it was sealed up with some paper mache,
961
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:22.840
she's good to go.
962
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:24.280
For probably like latex.
963
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:27.840
Yeah, yeah, just newspapers.
964
00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:32.360
And what is if they used to insulate old houses.
965
00:49:32.000 --> 00:49:37.599
With Oh that would have been so goodlaster in there.
966
00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:40.559
Over that news stuff that they used.
967
00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:43.960
The spray stuff, Yeah, the spray phone expanse.
968
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:48.599
Because pounds later, because all I could think of is
969
00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:51.119
he's using the stuff that Doc uses to peel his
970
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:52.719
face off and back to the future part two.
971
00:49:52.920 --> 00:49:54.519
All I can think of this when you have really
972
00:49:54.599 --> 00:49:56.400
long hair and you get it cut for the first time.
973
00:49:57.320 --> 00:49:59.480
Oh yeah, so much weight.
974
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:04.840
Realizing they will need regular maintenance, they scheme to have
975
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:09.480
Ernest drink the potion to ensure his permanent availability. In
976
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:11.239
order to do this, they first try to drug him
977
00:50:11.239 --> 00:50:13.440
with a drink, but when he refuses to accept it,
978
00:50:13.519 --> 00:50:14.880
Helen just hits him in the back of the head
979
00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:15.400
with a vase.
980
00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:20.800
I really like his reaction of just what, Yes, that was.
981
00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:22.559
My favorite injury in this Just what.
982
00:50:26.239 --> 00:50:28.440
Do you know? Cbe he was doing a cartoon it
983
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:29.719
kids cartoon at this time?
984
00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:31.360
No, what was it?
985
00:50:31.360 --> 00:50:32.760
It was called Bruno the Kid.
986
00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:37.400
Fuck, I do know something about this. Yeah, that's vaguely familiar.
987
00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:40.639
Yeah, Bruce Willis in order he used his paycheck from
988
00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:43.440
this to create a cartoon called Bruno the Kid where
989
00:50:43.480 --> 00:50:47.159
he plays a kid who is a spy who has
990
00:50:47.239 --> 00:50:49.440
a body double that looks like Bruce Willis.
991
00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:55.400
Oh okazing, Yeah, no, I do remember this. And it
992
00:50:55.440 --> 00:51:01.800
had Jesus Maurice La Marsh, a little actor named Mark Hamill.
993
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:04.840
Yeah, Mark hamil'son, Yeah.
994
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:10.880
Tim, Tim Curry, Bronson Pinchot as Frank Welker.
995
00:51:11.880 --> 00:51:13.320
What about Shepherd?
996
00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:17.199
Who? Like who earned these favors? This was way too
997
00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:20.960
early in his career. Oh no, wait actually no, this
998
00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:24.280
ran from September ninety six to May ninety seven.
999
00:51:24.639 --> 00:51:28.280
Oh he used his Diehard with a Vengeance money for this.
1000
00:51:29.639 --> 00:51:32.800
Yeah yeah that makes perfect sense because it was was
1001
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:33.119
that on.
1002
00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:39.079
Fox upn No, but I think he used this money
1003
00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:41.559
and make the pilot. But like him him in this
1004
00:51:41.639 --> 00:51:45.440
movie that what is like such a cartoon reading like what.
1005
00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:49.440
Yeah, well it's a cartoon scene.
1006
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:51.920
This is just like this is probably one of my
1007
00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:54.840
favorite like non cartoon cartoon movies.
1008
00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:59.239
I I'm gonna have a really hard time finishing this
1009
00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:01.920
because I'm gonna be think about Bruno the kid, all right,
1010
00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:05.000
So the pair forcibly bring him to Lizzie, who offers
1011
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:07.480
him the potion in exchange for his surgical skills.
1012
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.920
I mean, at least they know an investment when they
1013
00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:11.320
see it.
1014
00:52:12.079 --> 00:52:12.320
Yeah.
1015
00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:15.719
I will say that Leslie is very smart by basically
1016
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:18.119
coming out of a lot up naked to get him
1017
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:18.679
to Jacob.
1018
00:52:18.960 --> 00:52:19.119
Yeah.
1019
00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:21.280
I was like, she knows her audience.
1020
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:25.519
What I really enjoyed is when he was weighing the decision,
1021
00:52:26.320 --> 00:52:29.599
his exact line was, what if someone pushes me? What
1022
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:36.440
if I fall down to flight a Stinche Yeah, so
1023
00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:39.639
what Initially interested, Ernest rejects immortality afraid of being for
1024
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:42.639
suspended trinity with Madeline and Helen and during the same
1025
00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:47.199
physical damage the pair have already suffered. So yeah, he
1026
00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:49.320
flees through the post. He flees with the potion through
1027
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:51.920
a massive party Lislie is throwing, revealing that celebrities like
1028
00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:54.559
Elvis and Andy Warhol have drank the potion and disappeared
1029
00:52:54.599 --> 00:52:57.920
from the limelight, and James Dean and James Dean and
1030
00:52:58.119 --> 00:52:59.239
was the other one Greta Garber.
1031
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:03.519
That was because.
1032
00:53:03.320 --> 00:53:05.679
They have to like organize and like fake their deaths.
1033
00:53:05.719 --> 00:53:09.280
So it makes sense that those people would be there, Kennedy.
1034
00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:12.679
There might have been, so Yeah, basically they do the
1035
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:15.639
smart thing, which is they hide in la no one
1036
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:16.400
is around.
1037
00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:18.880
See if you do that, you need to hide like
1038
00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:19.800
in Canada.
1039
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:22.440
Yeah, you need to do the dexter thing and just
1040
00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:23.639
find a little cabin in the woods.
1041
00:53:23.679 --> 00:53:26.360
Unless this is like a Howls moving castle situation in
1042
00:53:26.440 --> 00:53:28.400
her house just gets up on chicken legs and just
1043
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:29.719
walks to the next city.
1044
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:31.719
Oh, is that what Holl's moving castle is?
1045
00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:34.280
Wait, you haven't seen Hell's Moving Castle.
1046
00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:36.960
No, that's so good. Nope, I didn't know. It was
1047
00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:39.800
just a fucking Baba Yaga castle. That's great. Yeah, I
1048
00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:44.400
need to see that now what yeh, anime is a
1049
00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:46.880
huge blind spot for me. I've seen like two anime movies.
1050
00:53:48.199 --> 00:53:51.000
Fix this, we do.
1051
00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:59.960
He doesn't have the power questionable, Danielle.
1052
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:01.880
I need you to go to your closet, find the
1053
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:02.480
duct tape.
1054
00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:08.519
Helen and Madeline see him and chase after him. Yeah,
1055
00:54:08.599 --> 00:54:11.159
running away from Lisley' zugs, Ernest becomes trapped on the
1056
00:54:11.239 --> 00:54:14.840
roof because it's you know, it's an early nineties proposition
1057
00:54:14.880 --> 00:54:17.400
and there's a lot of roofs in that timeframe, because
1058
00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:20.920
that was it was this the Crow. So I married
1059
00:54:20.920 --> 00:54:22.519
an axe murderer as well, right.
1060
00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:24.800
Yes, so it's weird that you mentioned that because you
1061
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:30.039
just went two ninety three ninety four. This I think
1062
00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:30.719
was the first.
1063
00:54:31.360 --> 00:54:32.639
No, the Crow was last.
1064
00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:35.480
Yeah, so I married an nex murderer's ninety three.
1065
00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:38.159
Nobody thinks to go down. They always think to go up.
1066
00:54:38.679 --> 00:54:41.000
Yeah, that I couldn't think of anything earlier.
1067
00:54:41.599 --> 00:54:45.599
Yeah. Oh, burn on a wire with Goldie.
1068
00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:47.360
There you have it.
1069
00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:48.159
Yeah.
1070
00:54:48.199 --> 00:54:50.119
Helen and Madeline im poor ernest to drink the potion
1071
00:54:50.280 --> 00:54:52.400
to survive an impending fall, but he throws it away.
1072
00:54:53.559 --> 00:54:56.239
He survives the fall by lending in Lisley's pool and escaping,
1073
00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:58.719
leaving the parent despair as they realized they must depend
1074
00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:01.960
on each other for companionship maintenance forever.
1075
00:55:03.320 --> 00:55:07.360
And this is why he is the smartest person in
1076
00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:09.920
the entire movie. And I can't believe I'm saying that.
1077
00:55:11.639 --> 00:55:13.920
No, he's not the smartest, He's just smarter than they are.
1078
00:55:14.119 --> 00:55:20.000
Yeah, too, because he doesn't want eternal life.
1079
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:23.840
Because it's like comparing a like a brain eating ambo
1080
00:55:23.880 --> 00:55:27.199
would be very thin and hungry in his brain.
1081
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:32.760
Wizzley has full control over the whole immortality game. She
1082
00:55:33.000 --> 00:55:35.480
has a very different set of circumstances to him, who
1083
00:55:35.480 --> 00:55:38.679
is a very weak willed individual who would be subservient
1084
00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:40.800
to the two of them forever. The only thing he's
1085
00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:43.239
smart enough to realize is that he is that dumb.
1086
00:55:43.880 --> 00:55:44.199
Yeah.
1087
00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.320
She also seems to be perfectly fine with like a
1088
00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:49.559
very like not not eventful life or she probably runs
1089
00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:51.360
into people constantly asking her for the potion.
1090
00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:54.480
So like she's got her daily routine where he and
1091
00:55:54.519 --> 00:55:55.760
He's like what if I get bored?
1092
00:55:57.199 --> 00:55:59.760
And she has like massive parties and stuff and is
1093
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:01.880
so yeah, not a big deal for her.
1094
00:56:02.079 --> 00:56:04.519
No, all in a day's work.
1095
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:09.599
So thirty seven years later, Madeline and Helen attend Ernest's funeral. So,
1096
00:56:09.639 --> 00:56:12.639
by the way, that's coming up twenty twenty nine market calendars,
1097
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:17.079
where he is eulogized as having achieved true immortality by
1098
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:20.320
living an adventurous and fulfilling life and growing a large family.
1099
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:26.800
Yeah, the photos include him like hiking, skiing, climbing mountains. Ye, look,
1100
00:56:26.960 --> 00:56:29.679
we talking about the same guy.
1101
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:32.199
Well, you know, Scott. Maybe he found someone who helped
1102
00:56:32.280 --> 00:56:33.280
him grow as a person.
1103
00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:36.559
I mean, I love when he cut his album The
1104
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:37.000
Return to.
1105
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:42.360
Brune Now grotesque parodies of their former selves. Helen and
1106
00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:44.320
Madewin mock the eulogy and leave.
1107
00:56:45.480 --> 00:56:47.360
And this is where we get the best of the
1108
00:56:47.480 --> 00:56:48.880
entire movie.
1109
00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:52.480
Outside, Helen Tripson falls down a flight of steps, dragging
1110
00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:55.920
Madeline with her. Their bodies break apart, and Helen's face
1111
00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:59.000
sardonically asks Madeleine if she remembers where they parked their car.
1112
00:57:01.440 --> 00:57:05.159
So, I remember how we ended up watching this last year.
1113
00:57:05.480 --> 00:57:08.639
Haley had never seen it, and it was Tricksie, Mattel
1114
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:11.840
and Katia talking about it. Yeah, and you go, I've
1115
00:57:11.840 --> 00:57:14.239
never seen it, and I'm like, we're watching it now.
1116
00:57:16.440 --> 00:57:19.480
Yeah, that tracks. I was unaware of how much of
1117
00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:23.000
like a thing this was in the LGBTQ culture. Yeah,
1118
00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:24.400
I didn't know it was like a huge thing until
1119
00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:28.599
basically until the musical came out and a gay couple
1120
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:31.360
that were friends with like shared on Instagram that they
1121
00:57:31.360 --> 00:57:32.840
saw it. So I messaged one of them and he
1122
00:57:32.960 --> 00:57:35.280
just responded, He's like, oh, yeah, it's it's it's a
1123
00:57:35.400 --> 00:57:37.920
great musical for a gaze and friends of the gays.
1124
00:57:38.440 --> 00:57:41.800
Well, So there was that audio that was trending, the uh.
1125
00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:45.840
That was rude.
1126
00:57:46.440 --> 00:57:48.039
That was pretty fucking right.
1127
00:57:50.079 --> 00:57:53.159
The The other thing is this is popular with gen
1128
00:57:53.239 --> 00:57:56.280
z ers thanks to Sabrina Carpenter in her music video
1129
00:57:56.320 --> 00:57:56.800
for Taste.
1130
00:57:57.639 --> 00:57:57.880
Yep.
1131
00:57:58.119 --> 00:57:59.719
Oh, I hadn't even considered that.
1132
00:57:59.800 --> 00:58:02.639
Yeah, I literally do. The plot of Death Becomes Her.
1133
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:05.079
Yeah, I just I just completely forgot that it existed,
1134
00:58:05.280 --> 00:58:07.480
Like I remember it happening and I found it funny
1135
00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:10.039
at the time and then like gone from my memory.
1136
00:58:10.199 --> 00:58:10.400
Yeah.
1137
00:58:11.320 --> 00:58:13.400
So before we get into our ratings and in the
1138
00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:16.960
kind of like a certain jingle, who do you go
1139
00:58:17.239 --> 00:58:23.519
when you supposed to? But before we get into our
1140
00:58:23.599 --> 00:58:31.280
rating system and the story, this movie tanked at the
1141
00:58:31.320 --> 00:58:37.119
box office because it got beat out by Sister Act. Oh,
1142
00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:41.840
it was number two. It was Sister Act this and
1143
00:58:41.880 --> 00:58:46.280
then it was a lead of their own for it's
1144
00:58:46.360 --> 00:58:47.280
like eighteenth week.
1145
00:58:48.559 --> 00:58:49.079
That's tough.
1146
00:58:49.920 --> 00:58:52.760
It definitely made money though, like this, it was not
1147
00:58:52.840 --> 00:58:55.840
a failure. It just probably was quite hindered.
1148
00:58:56.079 --> 00:59:00.960
Yeah, because I saw so before we rented it. I
1149
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:02.960
almost saw it at the drive and that we went to,
1150
00:59:03.039 --> 00:59:05.320
but we saw Sister Act and the leak of the
1151
00:59:05.880 --> 00:59:09.800
instead because it was Death Becomes Her and Babase kids.
1152
00:59:11.159 --> 00:59:11.320
Man.
1153
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:20.519
But I think does anyone have a memory of like
1154
00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:23.280
a favorite moment in this film, like like just a
1155
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:27.280
line that because this isn't a scary movie. It's a
1156
00:59:27.320 --> 00:59:29.039
scary movie, but it's.
1157
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:32.280
Yeah, yeah, if you have a favorite quote, say it now,
1158
00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:34.599
or let's get to ratings, because really none of the
1159
00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:35.920
segments apply to this one.
1160
00:59:36.320 --> 00:59:38.039
Yeah, I think it was like it was not a
1161
00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:39.960
line that I remembered from the movie, but I chuckled
1162
00:59:39.960 --> 00:59:42.320
because it just like now, I appreciate it. But I
1163
00:59:42.360 --> 00:59:44.599
really like the line She's a woman from Newark for
1164
00:59:44.679 --> 00:59:49.880
God's say, which that was.
1165
00:59:49.880 --> 00:59:51.760
The one that really stood out to me. Just the
1166
00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:58.239
delivery was so good. She's from Newark for God's sakes.
1167
01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:02.679
Yeah, like I said, go ahead.
1168
01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:06.840
Hell yeah. The mad and hells are lovely because they're matter.
1169
01:00:08.960 --> 01:00:11.800
I really enjoyed the two that I read out, which
1170
01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:13.679
is just exactly what part of the plane were you
1171
01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:17.039
going clear on? What if someone pushes? What if I
1172
01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:21.440
falled out it for? And what was great as well?
1173
01:00:21.800 --> 01:00:25.239
Getting hit across the head with the a vase? All right?
1174
01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:28.400
So on a scale of one to ten, bloody machetes, Hayley,
1175
01:00:28.440 --> 01:00:31.199
let's start with you, where would you wand this film?
1176
01:00:31.360 --> 01:00:35.159
I would say for what it was that because it's
1177
01:00:35.239 --> 01:00:42.199
it's age, it's aged better, I'd say I'd give it
1178
01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:42.559
a nine.
1179
01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:45.239
Yeah, Danielle, how about you?
1180
01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:46.760
Yeah, I was gonna go like solid eight.
1181
01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:49.119
There's like definitely better movies out there, but like, I
1182
01:00:49.280 --> 01:00:51.760
really enjoy going back to this one now and then,
1183
01:00:51.840 --> 01:00:53.920
especially like just having nostylia for it.
1184
01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:55.000
And it holds up.
1185
01:00:57.199 --> 01:00:59.880
Scott eight and a dagger, So eight and a half.
1186
01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:02.119
I'm random middle.
1187
01:01:02.679 --> 01:01:05.800
I'm gonna go eight as well. I hadn't seen this,
1188
01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:07.719
like I said, until like within the last ten years,
1189
01:01:08.039 --> 01:01:12.559
and yeah, it's I will happily watch this if it's on.
1190
01:01:13.000 --> 01:01:15.360
I will never turn this movie down. It's it's a
1191
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:17.880
fun time every time, even if, as I mentioned at
1192
01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:20.199
the top, there's not a lot that happens. Yeah, like
1193
01:01:20.280 --> 01:01:22.320
the time is filled and it's entertaining, but like in
1194
01:01:22.360 --> 01:01:24.800
terms of actual things that happened in this movie, there's
1195
01:01:24.840 --> 01:01:26.440
like four of them.
1196
01:01:26.559 --> 01:01:29.239
Well that's the thing like certain movies, like certain popcorn flicks,
1197
01:01:29.280 --> 01:01:31.519
like you know, with like movies like Pacific Rim, I
1198
01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:34.360
don't need a really heavy plot. I just need robots
1199
01:01:34.880 --> 01:01:36.840
fighting giant monsters. That's all I needs.
1200
01:01:36.880 --> 01:01:39.199
Yeah, Yeah, this is always a perfect movie to like
1201
01:01:39.679 --> 01:01:41.960
find in like a Sunday afternoon and you're like, well,
1202
01:01:42.039 --> 01:01:44.079
I guess I'm sitting on the coach for a hour
1203
01:01:44.159 --> 01:01:44.519
and a half.
1204
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:49.000
Now, all right, Scott, do you have a story for
1205
01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:50.559
us when last one for the year?
1206
01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:54.000
I do, And this is not as long as the
1207
01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:57.039
other one, but this is pretty long. I was just
1208
01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:01.239
going with what we did last time, with reading real
1209
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:05.159
life ghost stories based on Hollywood. You don't get to
1210
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:09.760
see this based on reviews on hotels. So this is
1211
01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:14.559
the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, which is the second most haunted
1212
01:02:14.639 --> 01:02:19.719
hotel in LA, next to the Chutemont. Wait, I thought
1213
01:02:19.760 --> 01:02:23.679
there was another cecils third. Okay, yeah, Cecilos third. The
1214
01:02:23.760 --> 01:02:26.639
cecil is third because this is for death.
1215
01:02:27.719 --> 01:02:31.079
I believe you mean stay on Maine. Yeah, it's no
1216
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:34.159
longer called the Cecil. Yes, it's been completely like sanitized.
1217
01:02:34.280 --> 01:02:34.480
Yeah.
1218
01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:38.559
Sure, Hollywood rose Velt is like second verst.
1219
01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:44.320
Okay, So they just very quickly sorry, were you sourcing
1220
01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:49.559
this information? Uh us ghost Adventures dot com? Okay, source,
1221
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:53.280
They're not selling it. They're not selling tours at all.
1222
01:02:56.199 --> 01:02:59.039
They sure are. I said, it's it's in the companion
1223
01:02:59.079 --> 01:02:59.960
with the s K. Pierce man.
1224
01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:03.719
Oh, okay, yeah.
1225
01:03:03.760 --> 01:03:07.480
The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel off of the famed Hollywood Boulevard
1226
01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:11.559
in one of Los Angeles' most I stop it, you
1227
01:03:11.599 --> 01:03:15.960
don't get to see it, most iconic hotels and most haunted,
1228
01:03:16.320 --> 01:03:19.760
they say. Stars of the past still roam the halls
1229
01:03:20.000 --> 01:03:23.440
of this historic building. Charlette's like Merilin Monroe, and actors
1230
01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:31.840
like Montgomery Cliff and Hollywood's original bad boy Errol Flynn. Yeah,
1231
01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:36.559
he truly was a bad boy. He was a fascist.
1232
01:03:39.440 --> 01:03:45.440
Have all been cited, well past, all past their expiration date.
1233
01:03:46.000 --> 01:03:49.519
The Roosevelt is adjacent to Growman's Chinese Theater and sits
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01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:52.480
alongside the Hollywood Walk of Fame, making its way to
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the common rest and shop for tourists visiting La La Land.
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The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel throughout the year years. In nineteen
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twenty nine, the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel hosted its first annual
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Academy Awards. Then it hit hard times and by the eighties.
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After nineteen twenty nine, you say.
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Yeah, basically throughout the seventies and it the okay. The
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Oscars that it hosted was supposed to be broadcasted through
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the radio and everything went wrong that could possibly go wrong.
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And that was nineteen twenty nine, you said, though, right, yes, okay,
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and things went bad in thirty yep, Okay, what happened
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around then? Do we know?
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Ah? The Great Depression?
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Okay, yeah, just trying to make sure that they're not
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like blaming misfortune on something that affected the globe.
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All right.
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So in nineteen eighty five, the first of three renovations
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took place, costing thirty five million dollars. However, due to
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these renovations, then the soldia vanished, but the ghost stayed.
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You can stay and Clark Gable and Carol Lombard's penthouse
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on the twelfth floor where they hang out sometimes eighty
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cabanas and famous pond palm trees in case in the
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Tropicana Pool. Or another option is the Marilyn Monroe Sweet
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but who haunts the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Marilyn Monroe's spirit
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has been seen in Sweet twelve hundred around the hotel
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for many years, including on the same floor. You can
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also see Montgomery Cliff and the floor above it Errol Flynn.
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These are the three people they're cycling between.
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I mean Robin Hood.
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They're saying like, there's so many ghosts, but they only
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mention three.
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Well, the Chateau Marmont only mentions John Belushi and then
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a composer. But they say, like, terrible things happened in
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Bungalow three. And when I looked into it, I'm like,
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I'm not talking about Bungalow three.
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Well, yeah, I mean this one has several though, because
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we have Robin Hood, we have some likesit hot, and
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we have Montgomery Cliff. I said some likes.
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Hot. In the nineteen forties, Hollywood executives rented Sweet twelve
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hundred for Marilyn Monroe. She stayed there for many years
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until her untimely death in nineteen sixty two. Where after
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her death, it's saying that her spirit remained behind and
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went to the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel books your tours.
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Now she doesn't have anything better.
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To do, guys.
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Perhaps it was the last place the blonde bombshell was
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truly happy before her complicated life.
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Many guests, I guarantee you that wasn't I guarantee you
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that wasn't the game how much?
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Okay, So I'll say what I'm about to say. After
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I read this, many guests say they see her figure
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in full length mirrors outside her room. The mirror once
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hung in the room, now it hangs outside, and many
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guests can see her ghosts. How much you want to
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bet it's just a janitor and a blonde wig.
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Be love by you, just like a Flintstone style, He
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turns to the camera.
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Modern day celebrities who stayed in the room and have
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reported strange sounds include Matthew McConaughey, all right, all right,
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all right, and.
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Prince I'm assuming they wrote down all right, alright, alright,
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No I'm saying, oh, okay, the way you pronounced it,
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it's just sounded like you were like disgustedly saving.
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Fine, alright, alright, all right. Her spirit likes to travel
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from her room and can be seen dancing in the
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Blossoms Ballroom. She haunts the apartments at night, and she
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in her mentally ill mark once lived.
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01:07:59.719 --> 01:08:03.400
Yeah, so yeah, perfect place to hang out in, you know,
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01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:07.360
in the afterlife. That's where everyone wants to be with
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01:08:07.440 --> 01:08:09.880
their mentally ill mother for all eternity.
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01:08:11.320 --> 01:08:14.960
The spirits of the Hollywood Roosevelts, other spirits of both
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famous and everyday people want the rooms in the hallways
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of Hollywood roosevelts many hear the trumpet of actor and
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01:08:22.399 --> 01:08:26.159
musician Montgomery Cliff. He spent three months there while filming
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01:08:26.159 --> 01:08:29.479
From Here to Eternity and has U, and became an
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01:08:29.520 --> 01:08:34.520
activist before he died in nineteen sixty six. His room
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nine twenty eight is where he appears the most. Hotel
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01:08:38.199 --> 01:08:42.640
staff and guess have felt him brushing up against them.
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Oh that's Montgomery. He always loved brushing up against.
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Why couldn't it be Marilyn Monroe?
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So wait, what was the cabanda number?
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Oh that was room number, room number, but there was
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a cabanda attached to it.
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Oh is that the cabano? Though? I don't think what
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the one that you said you weren't going to read.
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Oh no, that's the Chateau Marmont. That's Bungalow.
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Oh got it, got it, got it?
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Yeah, you know the ghosts are like I know some
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likes it hot, but do you like sit cold?
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Another noted, he a minute, It took me way too
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01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:29.159
long for your.
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Another noted hedonist who haunts the hotel is Errol Flynn,
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the original bad boy of Hollywood.
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Stop saying bad boy of Hollywood.
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It's right there.
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I know, but like they need to stop using that.
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I mean he was well known, Like he was a
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well known like substance abuser and womanizer. He was kind
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01:09:53.479 --> 01:09:54.960
of filling that sentence.
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Flynn is known for being a hard drinker and a womanizer,
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I did, but also believed to be a well dressed gentleman.
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Also seen along the Blossoms room near the piano, there
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is one spirit of a little girl, charmingly dubbed Caroline
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01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:17.760
that is seen around the pool. She drowned while her
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father was out running errands and now enjoys pranking, prank
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01:10:21.600 --> 01:10:24.960
calling guests from the hotel lobby, and playing in the jacuzzie.
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I think we all know what running things?
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Yeah, yeah, playing pranks in the jacuzzie. I don't care
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01:10:34.199 --> 01:10:40.359
for that. Is that like a moaning myrtle situation? Going
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to get.
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01:10:46.119 --> 01:10:46.239
Hi?
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Are you welcome to share my.
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01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:56.920
Yeah? That's have you ever used that power for evil?
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01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:58.079
Just to like say.
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So?
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01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:03.399
This is how they end the story before asking you
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the book. A hotel room, she will often go up
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to Gus asking have you seen my mother and father
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01:11:12.119 --> 01:11:18.039
before disappearing forever? Yeah, a wonderful Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
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On the Sunset Strip. I got no problem with that.
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I don't have to answer her. She's gone, yeah, you know, she's.
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01:11:24.479 --> 01:11:27.399
Like, have you seen Errol. He's the handsome one.
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I love that to you. And Errol Flynn is the
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01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:35.199
Cedric Diggree.
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01:11:37.359 --> 01:11:39.479
To Caroline, He's the Cedric Diggree.
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Yeah. So yes, the beautiful Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel on the
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Sunset Strip right next to Studio sixty. With our good
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friend Stephen Weber. We will get him on this podcast
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01:11:56.840 --> 01:11:58.159
one day, one day.
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01:11:58.279 --> 01:12:02.000
Yeah, I think we should just contact him between this
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01:12:02.079 --> 01:12:03.520
year and next and see if we could just straight
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01:12:03.600 --> 01:12:04.039
up get him.
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01:12:04.079 --> 01:12:05.680
Oh, he's not doing anything lately.
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01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:08.319
Right, he's on one of the Chicagos.
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01:12:08.920 --> 01:12:11.039
Oh, good for him. He's something.
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01:12:11.079 --> 01:12:16.239
And also he's very active on social media. Yeah no,
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it's like he just has no problem using the foul
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01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:24.079
list of language to discuss his reaction to politics. Like
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I know he saw one thing, like something went through
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01:12:26.920 --> 01:12:29.560
years ago during like the Obama administration, and it was
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a situation where like his taxes went up for something,
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and it was like it was one of those like
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01:12:34.560 --> 01:12:37.079
dumb like kind of right wing things where they say
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they're not going to tax you, but they implement something
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01:12:38.840 --> 01:12:41.640
where there's a sneaky tax in it, and he just
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01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:44.039
responded to it with just like responding to the thing
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01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:46.479
hashtag whatever, and he's just like, oh, thanks for the taxes,
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01:12:46.520 --> 01:12:52.199
you cunts. What a yeah?
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01:12:52.399 --> 01:12:54.680
I say next year we get Steven Weber and we
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01:12:54.800 --> 01:12:59.399
also try to get Tim Daily. I was gonna go
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with Shalou Order Thomas Hidden Church. Anyone from anyone from
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01:13:02.800 --> 01:13:04.479
Wings is great.
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01:13:04.520 --> 01:13:07.520
Yeah. Yeah, Crystal Bernard's probably pretty available too.
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We get Kelsey Grammar. I mean, it's not a horror movie,
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01:13:14.319 --> 01:13:15.760
but we'll do money playing.
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Excellent. Have you, gentlemen, thought about making America great again?
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Fraser has left his mind?
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01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:31.640
All right?
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01:13:31.680 --> 01:13:36.119
So that does it for this season. Hayley, do you
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01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:43.840
have anything you want to plug? Uh no, Danielle.
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01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:46.880
No, I'm pretty not busy lately, but I wish I
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01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:49.760
was go listen to all of the lovely other podcasts
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01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:51.079
on the Zero Science Channel.
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01:13:51.520 --> 01:13:54.840
Yeah right, Scott, what do you got?
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01:13:55.159 --> 01:13:58.119
Uh? Well, Danielle was just on Hell's a Musical doing
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01:13:58.359 --> 01:14:01.079
Muppet movie or is going to be. I don't know
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01:14:01.119 --> 01:14:02.000
when that episode is come.
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01:14:02.119 --> 01:14:03.439
I don't know how time works.
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01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:08.760
Yeah, we recorded it. You were great. I've really depressed
1403
01:14:08.800 --> 01:14:15.520
you talking about the Green album? But yeah, what what
1404
01:14:15.600 --> 01:14:20.239
a piece of shit? The Muppet Green Green Album.
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01:14:20.319 --> 01:14:23.079
Okay, sorry it's at.
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01:14:24.560 --> 01:14:29.119
Pleaser Sings Rainbow Connection, but yeah, so Hell's a musical.
1407
01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:31.960
And then you know, I love doing this with you,
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01:14:32.640 --> 01:14:36.720
and uh yeah, we'll have another season next year doing something.
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01:14:37.319 --> 01:14:40.720
Yeah, we'll figure something out. Uh and yes for me,
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01:14:40.760 --> 01:14:42.319
I'm just gonna also say yeah. We're part of the
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01:14:42.399 --> 01:14:45.640
Zero Science podcast network. For other shows like Scott's Tells
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01:14:45.640 --> 01:14:47.680
a musical in my own old manuela cloud, please search
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01:14:47.720 --> 01:14:50.720
for Zero Science wherever you get your podcasts, and at
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01:14:50.760 --> 01:14:52.560
the end of another season, if you haven't rated the
1415
01:14:52.560 --> 01:14:55.640
show before on Apple Podcasts, podcasts wherever you get your podcasts,
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01:14:55.640 --> 01:14:59.039
please give us some love. Tell some friends, and uh yeah,
1417
01:14:59.079 --> 01:15:00.920
tell them that Bill Oqui The Simpsons was on an
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01:15:00.920 --> 01:15:05.479
episode that'll get them listening, and Jonathan Kesselman a delight
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01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:10.079
hand and Kolby Day and yeah, so until next year.
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01:15:10.079 --> 01:15:12.800
For Scott Carland, I'm Chritopher Brown and remember I'll have
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01:15:12.840 --> 01:15:13.960
what she's stabbing.
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01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:44.880
Here in science.
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01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:50.439
Hi, my name is Scott Carlin, and my best friend
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01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:54.479
Lilis Martin he's musicals. I'm Lill's Martin and my friend
1425
01:15:54.479 --> 01:15:58.119
and acquaintance, Scott Carland loves musicals. Wait what I don't like?
1426
01:15:58.279 --> 01:15:59.960
I don't like the grudging toward or anything.
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01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:01.079
I don't know.
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01:16:01.159 --> 01:16:03.600
I said you were my best friend and you just
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01:16:03.640 --> 01:16:05.000
called me a friend and acquaintance.
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01:16:06.159 --> 01:16:06.760
Yeah.
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01:16:06.800 --> 01:16:08.760
I was working really.
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01:16:08.479 --> 01:16:11.520
Really hard on creating this podcast for you where I
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01:16:11.600 --> 01:16:15.239
show you great movie musicals and bad movie musicals because
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01:16:15.279 --> 01:16:18.000
I love you, but you want to be a dick.
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01:16:18.600 --> 01:16:21.039
We were supposed to court this promo for Hell is
1436
01:16:21.039 --> 01:16:25.319
a Musical, And what are we doing right now? Sounds
1437
01:16:25.359 --> 01:16:28.199
like we're recording the promo right now. Hell is a
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01:16:28.319 --> 01:16:30.880
Musical on the Zero Science Network. Be there,