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Ladies and gentlemen. This is the One Legged Warrior Zach
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Gowan and you are listening to the Ruthless Aggression Podcast.
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On this episode, we're talking about Vengeance two thousand and
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three and nothing spells ruthless aggression like a fifty two
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year old billionaire catching an Sie moon salt from a
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rookie one legged professional wrestler. You gotta love it. What
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a time to be alive. Hope you enjoy the show
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and watch out for that son of a bitch Speghino.
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Ruthless Ah.
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I forgot to tell you.
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Don't make what hits The may joined the ride, Randy.
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His names up?
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What is the one calling that you possess the basic.
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Things so you can walk out? Here comes to the
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ring fast, the best in the races, Ruthless Appression.
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Welcome to the Ruthless Aggression Podcast, the show that takes
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a look back at wrestling and pop culture of the
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mid two thousands to answer the question was it really
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an era?
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I'm your host Levi.
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And joined alongside of today as always as that Big
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Daddy k aka Big Juicy Coyle.
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What's up man?
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What's up? Home boys? Ready to keep it real?
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I'm keeping it real as always to my left, I
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guess Settle. It's good old j Car the man man.
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I am doing fantastic two weeks in a row, not interrupting.
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I am the most polite man in the podcast game,
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looking as only I can look back again with my
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own stuff. I'm excited. This is I've been looking forward
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to talking about this. I think I've watched this show
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like four It's almost as many times as I watched
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The Star Kade ninety five, but it was actually a
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lot more fun.
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I can only imagine that that would.
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Be the case ply marit.
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Okay, if all the things I expect that they immersey
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me was I want to do that.
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It's like the one song that I heard probably the
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most when it was new, Oh.
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My god, completely in the instream. But nevertheless, today it
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looks like we finally have some good wrastling on our hands.
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It's just two thousand and three, and special shout out
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to the One Legged Warriors Zach Gollan for providing the
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intro to this episode.
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Thank you, Yeah, that was the best introtro we've had.
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I even better than Coach, do you think so?
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I think better than coach? Zach said Spagingo. He didn't
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say Spagongo. We love you, coach, because we know coach
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listens to us all the time.
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Dude, Spago is over. Oh yeah it is. Everybody like
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it was. It's over, like it is. There was a
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guy talking about it on Twitter, and I was.
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Walking into work the other day there there happened. Dude
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just got spaginoing on the counter. It was crazy.
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What did he die?
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Of course, were get the coronavirus. It's all about the virus.
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I also watching the a W pay per view and
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JA like, oh gosho, and I just flipped out.
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I thought you were about to let out a huge
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f moment. You would have bet like someone someone needs
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to tell Excliber that the back body drop is speaking.
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I would just love just to get it over.
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Because it seems like EXCaliber is always calling me.
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Was by some you know, out obscure name from like
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the middle of what it was called Gorilla pro p
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w G. That whatever they call things down a p
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w G.
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I mean it's where he was from. It's like the
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one the one that always catch me off guard. No,
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I'm used to it now, but when he always calls
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the tiger driver ninety eight. I didn't want to hear him.
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Call ba sua fucking.
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That would be the best. I would freaking die.
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Side. We're going to break.
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That's a filthy come on cool, It's just a single.
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And Jim Rots is like, oh yeah, oh Ohn orthodox move.
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Where about John Maux.
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Here we call it a back body drop? What a
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weet your own?
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So this event took place July twenty seven, two thousand
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and three, and the thick of Summer Man Beyonce was
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just tearing it down with the Crazy in Love. But
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we've already featured that song on it.
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Dude, that's my that's my carry odgm.
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Okay, So she said that, what do I mean for
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me right now? It's my ring tone? What it would
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be like if Jake from Ruthless Aggression podcast saying Crazy
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in Love on a random Friday night in March twenty
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when the coronavirus was just going crazy.
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And just absolutely going crazy.
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I know at least thirty people that have evaporated because
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of that virus.
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They just evaporated. Huh.
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I see them. They look at me and.
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Go, God loucking so crazy, my baby, I'm myself lately,
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I'm fooled this. I don't do this.
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I've been playing myself.
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Baby, I don't care something like that.
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Some reason you're like the baby you making a fool
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of fat.
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You got me sprung and the battle cares. Who sees
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the baby? You got me?
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You can happy?
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So crazy?
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A special appearance by Jake z Man Crazy crazy.
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Y'all know what the flow is loco, Yes, sir, the.
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White people my right, no kidding.
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You, Yeah, that's what it would sound like.
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We have an attendance of ninety five hundred today, so
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kind of down from the tens of thousands. But hey, nevertheless,
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it's about quality not quantity, right right.
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How you shaid td Quan Titty.
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We are in Denver, Colorado at the Pepsi Center.
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Yeah, I've been there krak open a can.
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Which is home to the Denver Nuggets of the NBA
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as well as the Colorado Avalanche.
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Go go Levi. Would you make a trip to the
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Pepsi Center if you knew that they had a fountain
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in the very back that was the only place you
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could get Pepsi blue today.
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Dude, with no help at all and no holds barred,
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Little did I know that I could be scarred by
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not knowing that. So if that was the case, then
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first I would say WHOA.
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Then I say, I imagine there's there's like a like
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one of those you know those coke freestyle machines. Like
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Pepsi has like a knockoff versions. I've never seen them anywhere,
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but like they.
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I've seen it before.
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Yeah, they have one of the very back and if
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you enter like a special code, like it just shuts
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down them reboots and there's just a giant Pepsi blue button.
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Oh my gosh, man, stop playing with my emotions.
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I would love that this is this is a transformer.
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Oh man. But yeah, the Pepsi Center, it still maintains
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its name to this day, cool and has a maximum
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capacity of nineteen thousand.
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Of sixty nine, but that was reduced unless unless they
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move the seats, then it's four twenty.
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Dude, you're like so cool.
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Oh my god, Oh my gosh, oh my gorsh.
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Anyways, go ahead, tell us the attendance.
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Oh my god.
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But yeah, that that was reduced for tonight's event. The
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event resulted in three hundred and twenty two thousand pay
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per view buys soret pretty successful as far as pay
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per view numbers.
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Go mm hmm, it was better than Bad Blood.
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So we're sponsored tonight by Laura Croft tomb Raider, the
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Angel of Darkness and boys, do you have any memories
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of this game?
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No? I mean yes, I remember it was like one
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of those earlier PS two titles and everybody said it
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was terrible and I never played it. Oh really yeah,
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I remember everybody being like Angel of Darkness such, I
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never touched it.
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Well, Kyle, what do I need from you right now?
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I need you to tell us what it would be
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like if you played Angel of Darkness years ago and
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then picked it up on your YouTube game review channel
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and acted like it was the best thing ever for
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hits and hey.
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Guys, this is cool too. Three six nine here bring
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me all the hot this fresh gameplay videos. Be sure
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to smash the subscribe button, hit that like, and be
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sure to hit that bell for those notifications they were
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playing the most nostalgic game from my childhood two nater
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Angel of Darkness. Now.
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I remember growing up as a kid, waking up early on.
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Saturday morning, getting a big fat bowl with cheerios and
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my pj's and going down and popping in that low
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across and remember when you used to that twenty cities anyways,
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and everything's smoother, So this one's really mark and pretty
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and even though it sucks, it's really funk.
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Very good. Why don't you have a gaming channel.
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Because I don't have nearly enough Nintendo merchandise to stick
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in the background.
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Oh my gosh, Yes, very well done. I both love
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it and I hate it.
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Yeah, Oh real quick, just so our listeners, I guess
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we're freaking the fourth wall.
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Uh.
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In my personal life, we just got a little kitten,
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a little baby kitten. His name's corn Read. He's cute,
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little dude, a little orange fluffball. But the room where
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I record is like the room where we're keeping him
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separate from my other cat until he's like cool enough
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to introduce. So here like scratching around or little mews
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or purrs. It's just a little kidding, So don't worry.
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It's just a little kit.
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It's not a ghost cat flying around your bedroom.
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So the theme song for tonight is priced to play
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by Stain from Fourteen Shades of Gray.
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I meant to listen to it. I didn't listen to it.
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I feel bad because I knew and.
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Tied the paper view with a bow. It was awesome.
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I knew that there was a theme because you can
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always tell when w W is lazy and doesn't want
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to pay for rice, because it's like you're like, oh,
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let's start Vengeance and then as soon as like the
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hype package is over, it's like and it's like, oh,
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generic stocking isn't great.
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So LEVI what I need from you, yes, right now,
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is to tell us what it was like when you
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covered Stain's Price to Play and go.
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Weren't gonna do.
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That through the marrack there it's a rocket.
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But no, I just want to I want you to dub.
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I want you to go and contact it the headquarters
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and have just offer to cover that song. And they
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could just dub that.
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Well, we know from Chris Kenyon singing Boy George that
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not even that.
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Would fly whos Canyon.
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So let's talk about the set here for just a second.
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All right, set can anyway? So basically you have like
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this big circled V above nine small video screens that
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read Vengeance, and underneath that is followed by three squared
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titan trons with a ramp that slightly narrows towards the end.
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I thought it looked really good. It looked it reminded
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me like somewhat of uh not uh Invasion from two
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thousand and one. What do you guys think about set?
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I think it really reminded me of Vengeance too. No,
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I thought it was really good. Yeah, my daddy was
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a pistol, But I thought I thought the set looked
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really cool. And it was. It was really basic, but
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it got everything over and uh yeah except for the
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one little weird kerfuffled that they had in the first match,
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Like it was, it was pretty rad.
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Yeah, rad set. It uh was neat. I liked the
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little screens that had all the letters spelled up. It
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was a very video screeny set. But to be honest,
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like I don't know as far as paper review sets go,
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I just you know, songs got big screens. I'm happy.
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Yeah, it's a B pay per view. It's just it
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just looks nice. It's nice and neat. It looks better
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than Bad Blood.
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Big Metal v up Top.
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For some reason, Jake really hates Bad Blood set.
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But would you say, would you call it nad Blood?
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It's terrible? I'm sorry, Hey, why'd you said? A couple
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of plays out Kyle Okay.
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You can cover the first three matches.
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I'll be back of the Okay, why'd you go play
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with a cat?
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KITCHI say something? Okay, you got some a safe.
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Ever since I was a little boy, ever since I
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was a little.
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Girl, so I can remember all my life I've wanted.
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This was my reason to live.
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So I worked hard.
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Whatever I could, did what I risked.
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My life because I had to drive the determination, the
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desire to succeed.
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To be a champion, live out a dream.
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Nothing could stop me.
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Tonight, Tonight, tonight, if I push harder, ignore the pain,
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focus on this goal, It'll all be worth.
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It'll all be worth. It'll us to buy all the
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hard work proof to myself I was right. No one
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will state in my land.
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Tonight is my chance, my opportunity to proof to myself.
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On a shadow of a dough.
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I've made a difference.
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This is my call that I am the real deal.
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Tonight is about control. Everything is about control. Tonight I
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will maintain control with the big show, with Sable, With me,
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I am the dream killer, the reaper of souls, the
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master puppeteer on the stage of fools. I am the
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only one who can see the big picture, the grand designed.
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So take your bleeding heart somewhere else. Take your freak
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friend Kim with you. There's no room for either of
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you here. This isn't a charity house. This isn't a
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key club or an old age hope.
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This is a company. It's just my business. Business mile,
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I say what, and who goes? I am the master
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of this house. I pull the strings around here, so I.
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Don't care who the.
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Hell you are. If you're in my way, you will
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get taken out. Now.
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It's SmackDown and ra there the Angel of Darkness prisent vengeance.
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So the opening package features voiceovers from Kurt Brock, Stephenimcmann,
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and Zach Allen. It shows clips to them in their
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youth and in the ring, with them talking about how
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much being where they are today means to them. And
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this comes to a screeching halt by Vince McMahon going.
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On a rand about I'm the boss. I'm the Reaper
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of Souls.
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Which, fun fact, is a former Undertaker nickname. He doesn't
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use it anymore because he's not dead, so but I
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suppose that may change soon. But he says that anyone
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who stands at burnt of him will be knocked down essentially.
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And you know, I liked this opening package. It got
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across where we are in the show. And what did
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seem a little out of place though, is to feast
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your curtain, brock. You know, the main point of this
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whole thing is, you knowach that excuse me, Zack Gowan
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scratching and crying for the chance to live his dream
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as a pro wrestler. So them kind of here, you know,
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freak of nature, all this sort of stuff a little
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on a place, But I did like it. What did
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you guys think?
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Well, I thought, I don't know. I thought Vince McMahon's
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was kind of weird, like there, it was certainly flowing,
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it felt like it had a certain flow to it,
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and then all of a sudden, Vince McMahon's like, tonight
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is about power. God dang it. It's just like it's like,
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what the heck is going. It's just like such a
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hard left turn when Vince McMahon gets on the screen,
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and it's like how it feels the rest of the
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night too. It's just like, oh, Vince's on the screen,
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let's not think about what's happened actually happening in the
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show right now.
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Well, I mean to that point though, I mean that
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is kind of what is, you know, trying to be conveyed,
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is that he's on this huge power trip and that
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he's trying to, you know, get in the way of
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little Zach Gallan's dream. So I you know, I thought
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it was, you know, in place in my opinions. So
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screw you, Jake.
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Well hey, when you put it that way, what about
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you gole.
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The opening it just kind of weird, Like the physic
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Man stuff was like suddenly really intense. But just like
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Zach Gown in general, like all these big muscle dudes,
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You're talking about how important this all is, and all
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of a sudden, here's like little boy Zach Gowen like
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me too, I spoke out of place.
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I don't know.
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I'm also here, of course some batch of the night.
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Which the United States Title Tournament final, with earlier Caralroad
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taking on Christopher Pannoight.
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I'm honest, I play fair. I give to charity. I'm honest,
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I play fair. I give to charity.
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More we have a hail Eddie Guerrero on her hands
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or big a heelo or I guess it depends on
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what crowd they're in because he's been cheered in a
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couple of these towns.
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It's turning on too, Jerry.
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So the backstory here is a few weeks ago Stephanie
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McMahon introduced the United States Championship and that there'd be
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a tournament to crown champion. At Vengeance. The semis came
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down to Eddie Guerrero versus Billy Gunn and Crispin Mall
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versus Matt Hardy. Now imagine a world where the finals
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are Billy Gunn versus Matt Hardy.
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Wait, Matt Hardy version one, right of.
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Course, yeah, which I'm finding one's version one point one.
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He recently had a minor update.
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Which I'm fine with Matt Hardy Version one, but I.
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Like Matt Hardy Version one. I mean, like Matt Hardy
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was always at least trying something, and like, honestly he's
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his doing the weird little mattitude thing is where SmackDown
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came up with the idea to have little highlights when
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when people came down to the ring.
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Are you talking about the little video?
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Yeah, they've been doing that way before.
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Matt Hardy version one.
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No, Well, I'm saying it's like no, the Matt. I'm
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not talking about just the Chiron. I'm talking about the
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little Matt facts.
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Oh, I see what you're saying, the current day.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, anyway, uh oh, anyway, that's a good point, Jake,
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very cogent and aware of the of the current times.
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Hey, don't hurt your back patting yourself on it. So
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Eddie entered the tournament after losing the tag titles to
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the World's Greatest Tag Team, which happened after to Jerry
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got knocked off the Apron and onto Eddie's pick up Lowrider,
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And it was actually pretty funny, if I being honest,
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because Eddie just snaps it to Jerry. He's like, oh
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my gosh, I can't believe this. He just wipes Jerry
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off the car and laments over his damage and then
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just beats the crap out of to Jerry. So he's
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a heel. Despite this, The crowd cheers Eddie over and
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over again on the following smackdowns.
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He's a good, cool dude. Nobod's going to take him
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bean Bay, not yet, which I guess.
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Eddie had a lot of a lot more momentum than
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I thought he did around this time, so like a
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Chuchu train. We'll talk about trains more later.
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Let's just you're about to do the joey thing.
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So in the go home to this pay per view,
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Eddie and Binwall actually have a really good entering segment
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talking about how ben Waugh knows how Eddie lies when
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he calls him his best friend, which leads Eddie to
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admit that he resents Benoa, and Eddie actually rings up
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how they wrestled for different promotions. He brings up New
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japan ECWWCW up to the time they came to the
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WWF as the radicals, and no matter where they went,
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Eddie felt he was under Binwash shadow. So he's going
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to prove this Sunday he's the better of the two.
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And you know they actually wrestle around on after this
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promo until Eddie takes a bottle of spray wax and
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sprays it into Ben Wall's eyes, which is so good,
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which I feel was not you know, followed up on
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in this pay per view, but.
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Well they talk about it, but they like, yeah.
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But like he shows no like Ben Wah's eyes are
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not even remotely red, you know, no no eye patches
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or nothing. I want to see Ben Wall wrestle this
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match blindfolded. That's all I got to say.
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You want you want to, Ben, want to come out
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and have the sweat, just like go off of this
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forehead because of the wax.
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That's right, man, I just go all out. Man. You
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know what are you holding back?
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Face looks extra shiny.
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Like what's next? You're gonna tell me SmackDown's on Tuesday
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and not Thursday.
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Get out of here. But I digress.
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So before the bell, the ref explains the rules to
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both men, and I felt it gave it a big fight. Phil,
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what'd you guys think?
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Yeah, I agree. I like that little bit. It's like
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a little extra touches are nice. Made it feel like
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real important, especially if just like an opening matched to
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pay per view. It was pretty interesting to start with,
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you know.
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Yeah, puts puts a little prestige and a little shine
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on the title. Say hey, you know, get these guys
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together and get the get the belt on TV for
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a while.
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Now, Jake, I know you prefer to open pay per
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views with pie eating contests, but I hope you could
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appreciate this.
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You know, I do love a good slice of pie.
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Almost Kyle on the day of recording.
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This is actually National pie Day.
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It's completely unintentional.
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I'll get your church to flavor though, and it's BlackBerry.
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Oh that sounds kind of hot. So Eddie hides in
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the corner to start until Ben Wah hits a huge
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shoulder block, sending Eddie bailing out of the ring. We're
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back in and ben Wall starts in on the arm
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before winning a test of strength, which causes Eddie to
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fall to his knees and scream out in pain. Before
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he did that, though, I felt they were kind of
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losing the crowd just a little bit. So good on
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them for knowing exactly what to do. Because as Eddie
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is losing, he's just like and it just really gets
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across the crowd. You know where they're at in the match.
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So I like that.
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Mm hmm.
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So Eddie slips out and spins around Ben Wall into
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a leg sweep and it's just so smooth.
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Like Santana.
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Yeah. I mean, you can tell these guys have been
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working together for a really really long time, Like they
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know exactly there's very little like communication. They just know
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exactly how to get from one spot to another, and
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like you can even tell like there's a couple of
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times when they bobble something and they just immediately go
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to a corner to go to another set piece that
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they know with each other like by heart, and it's perfect.
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It's almost as if they're best friends.
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Almost.
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I guess there is there such thing. It's like a
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genuinely like bad Guerrero kind of bin wah situation.
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ECW One Night Stay in two thousand and five.
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Oh really, yeah, I have never gone and watched the
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one hand stand by review. Even a good one.
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If I remember correctly, Like Eddie and Stan in two
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thousand and five is really really good. But yeah, that
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match wasn't great.
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Eddie was, you know, months away from dying. Uh, And
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if I remember correctly, he was kind of coasting. There
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was some sort of political thing behind the scenes, I forget,
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but Ben Wall was like visibly and you know, went
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on record afterwards saying how he disappointed he was in
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that match. Oh so yeah, that's the thing. But hey,
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if someone out there, you know, someone out there, likes it.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry to be wrong.
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So a pinfall reversal sequence gets some near falls on
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Ben Wall, sending him to the outside.
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Oh, I really like the one where like Ben or
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excuse me. Guerrero went to flip through and ben Wall
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just like swatted him out of the air. All right, yeah,
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I was like, oh, I hadn't seen that before. It
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looked really cool.
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So back in and Eddie gives him a headlock and
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takes him down. It looks like Eddie's going for a tombstone,
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but ben Wall reverses and gets a shoulder breaker. Ben
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Wall still can't get the cross face though, as Eddie
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gets the ropes just in time. And that's kind of
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the story of this match, how Eddie's just so elusive
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of this cross face. Eddie bells to the outside, but
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ben Wall is right there with a suicide dive to
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put both guys down.
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That's a really really bad turn of phrase, it is, But.
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What would you prefer so base sus.
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You can just say dive to the outside.
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Well.
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What's even worse, though, is that, out of all the
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wrestlers who've ever done suicide dive loss, it's my favorite.
495
00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:14.680
And I mean that I'm not joking. He has a
496
00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:16.079
really good suicide tyme.
497
00:28:16.759 --> 00:28:19.759
Yeah, he comes, but.
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00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:22.799
You just can't say it seriously, He's got a really
499
00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:25.079
good suicide dive.
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Michael Cole. He calls it a torpedo, which prompts Task
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00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:35.279
to subtly correct him a few seconds later.
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00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:36.920
Oh it's not stupid.
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I believe it was something like a torpedo and like
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00:28:43.799 --> 00:28:51.319
dot dot dot, that's a suicide. So we're back in.
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Eddie gets caught in a half nelson before going with
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a hard shop. Eddie gets back into the corner, then
507
00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:01.279
while charges at him because knock back with an elbow,
508
00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:04.240
Eddie is right back up with a top rope her
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corona out of the corner.
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00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:08.200
Have a corona.
511
00:29:09.920 --> 00:29:15.599
Or don't big bag soup.
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00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:33.160
Big Supplex by Big Back Supplex say that five times
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00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.039
fast by Eddie back Supplex.
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00:29:35.640 --> 00:29:39.119
Big Back Supplex, Bike back Suplex, Bike Backsuplex, Big Backsupplex.
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00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:40.519
Leave.
516
00:29:40.599 --> 00:29:41.839
I got told.
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00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.599
By Eddie, but it's only good for two. We'd have
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00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:51.319
arm bar on ben Wall, followed by both men exchanging
519
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:53.920
chops before Eddie pokes him in the eye, which Cole
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00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:55.200
calls a slap.
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00:29:57.880 --> 00:29:59.519
He's a he's a he's a slap nut.
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00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:05.920
You know, all these years later and I still just
523
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:10.000
don't get that. That uh that phrase slap nuts.
524
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:14.400
Yeah, so dumb. Jeff Jarrett's still dumb.
525
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:18.680
Listen up slap nuts. Do you mean like you're gonna
526
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:22.440
slap them in the nuts or they're nuts slapped together? Like,
527
00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:27.880
I don't get it.
528
00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:29.799
You just go Do you heard me?
529
00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:35.920
I got I got these yellow glasses so everyone can
530
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.160
I can see everyone better. I can see the empty
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00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:42.000
seats even better. Dan, that's that's real.
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Eddie comes off the ropes, only to fall into ben
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00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:49.279
Loss trap of hitting the fay first Spectato.
534
00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:55.640
We we gotta find the guy who does like the
535
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:59.039
like the announcer voices for Killer Instinct. I just want
536
00:30:59.039 --> 00:30:59.319
to have them.
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00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:03.640
Walker, that's a good idea, and it just so happens.
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00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:06.680
He's right here. Hey, what's up, announcer guy from his
539
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:07.799
Killer Instinct?
540
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:13.400
Oh yeah, my name is Gregory Thomas.
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00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:23.240
Are you related to Dave Thomas?
542
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:31.079
Alright? Thanks?
543
00:31:31.079 --> 00:31:39.160
By yeah, I get out of here, dude. So yeah,
544
00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:42.920
first beginning of the night, Ben Wall starts to come
545
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:45.200
back with clothes lines, followed by chops in the corner.
546
00:31:46.680 --> 00:31:49.960
Then Well then takes Eddie up up top for a
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belly to back superplex.
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00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:56.440
They went up to pop. They went up top a
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00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:58.920
lot in this match, I feel like, but it didn't
550
00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:00.319
feel like it was too much.
551
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:05.319
They were all over the place man like just ah
552
00:32:05.359 --> 00:32:07.680
so good. I know we haven't give him reviews yet,
553
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:10.079
but may too good.
554
00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:11.400
You.
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00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:15.359
Ben Wall literally picks up Eddie by his pants and
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00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:17.839
hits the trifecta German super plexus.
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00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:20.599
By the britches.
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He sets up the cross face, but Eddie gets a
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boot onto the ropes, and I loved how Eddie was
560
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:33.759
so seemingly like so tempted to tap out, but used
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00:32:33.799 --> 00:32:36.599
his ring awareness to understand how close he was to
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00:32:36.640 --> 00:32:39.400
the ropes because he couldn't see it, and he mustered
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00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:41.119
up just enough strength to get a foot on the rope.
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00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:42.920
I really loved that subtle touch.
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It subtly touched me in my heart.
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Eddie is right back up with the three amigos, followed
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by a top rope superplex with a thousand flashbulbs to
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00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:58.240
put both guys down again.
569
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:00.960
And that was quick too. I remember we talked about
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during the Starkad ninety five how quick those guys got
571
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:06.200
up and down Like this didn't feel like there was
572
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:09.519
any wasted time when when they got up for that superplex.
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00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:14.359
Smoothest butddha smooth at Santana.
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00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:19.240
It doesn't work. It it's not funny when you do it.
575
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:20.839
I'm not trying to be funny.
576
00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:27.079
You're enjoying to be funny. That's how you do it. Yeah,
577
00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:33.359
Levia sucks, just kidding. We all love LEVI.
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00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:36.000
Wow, you said it so convincingly.
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00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:42.400
Now, girls, I'm a man.
580
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:47.319
So Eddie he goes for a frog splash and technically
581
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:48.400
connects what.
582
00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:50.759
Funny did the frog splash? He just like popped his
583
00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:52.640
hands up and went ribbit ribb it, so you knew
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00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:53.119
it was coming.
585
00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:55.880
You know what that reminded me of. It was like
586
00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:59.119
when you're playing two K and you like you hit
587
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.279
the top row finisher but you only kind of touch him,
588
00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:04.720
but it still like freaks out, like, oh ye hit
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00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:08.199
with the frog splash, because like ben Wah still sold
590
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.360
it even though he only like hit him on the arm.
591
00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:13.239
I mean it looks rough though, like you can see
592
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:16.119
the pain of ben Wah's face with the replay, like
593
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:19.320
it only kind of misses. You know, Eddie's arm hits
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00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:23.679
bin Wah as he rolls away, so you know, technically,
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00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:25.800
you know, it's technical technical the I don't think he
596
00:34:25.840 --> 00:34:29.360
was supposed to here though, but they sold it anyway.
597
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:32.360
So yeah, good on him for knowing what to do though.
598
00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:37.400
Yeah, unlike the the one time that like gender mahall
599
00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:43.280
just completely fly anyway, one egg are you?
600
00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:48.880
He's sick? Shit? When that whole mess with him being
601
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:50.280
champion was going down, I heard something.
602
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:53.079
We are not talking about gender mahall. Stop it. You
603
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:58.480
stop it right now. No current product talk allowed the reference,
604
00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:00.920
but I will not allowed to Scott hell the reference.
605
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:04.320
I can get out of here, LEVI.
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00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:08.920
You know what, Okay, fine, I'm done with this.
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00:35:11.760 --> 00:35:15.440
Anyways. Welcome to Welcome to Taco Bell Cast, Kyle's podcast.
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I review every menu I bell menu, starting with cheese
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roll ups.
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00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:22.280
Dude, I love the cheesy roll ups.
611
00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:27.039
Dude, your cheese blame. That's the lame. Anybody who goes
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00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:28.559
to Taco Bell and gets a cheese roll up you
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00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:29.599
deserve to get beaten up.
614
00:35:30.239 --> 00:35:34.000
No, or you're six, you're a ship.
615
00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:36.119
You can't Taco Bell kid. I changed roll up?
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00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:39.920
Okay, real folks, Come on?
617
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:42.159
Did I like cheese roll ups?
618
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:43.639
You got.
619
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:50.079
Cheese upstos?
620
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:51.920
Come on?
621
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:53.880
What about cheese roll up?
622
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:55.679
Change roll up? You're so kind of girl.
623
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:08.400
Weirdly pronouncing bishoff has slowly become my favorite thing. I
624
00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:10.280
won't treat this taco taco.
625
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:18.119
I'll tell you right now, you're gonna eat this taco.
626
00:36:18.400 --> 00:36:20.079
You're gonna chuck down there, Baja blast.
627
00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:23.320
I'll tell you you want to eat tacos.
628
00:36:23.360 --> 00:36:25.119
I get to pick a flavor.
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00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:32.079
I choche the Torino's loco. Cool Ranch, Oh, come on, cool.
630
00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:36.000
Ranch doesn't even taste like anything.
631
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:38.920
Cool ranch?
632
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:45.960
You got any fire sauce? Beat them sauce? All right?
633
00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:48.119
File takes a birday.
634
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:57.199
Oh my gosh, anyway, what even was I?
635
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:01.559
The Ben one Eddie ger arius or six minutes into
636
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:01.920
the show?
637
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:05.159
Okay, one heck of a power bomb gives ben Wall
638
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.920
two and now the crossface goes on again, but Eddie
639
00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:09.840
is right next to the ropes for a third time.
640
00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:12.400
The ref gets bumped though, and it's time to bring
641
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:15.559
in the belt. A belt shot sets up for the
642
00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:18.599
frog splash. Eddie goes for the pin, but the ref
643
00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:21.440
counts too slow and Ben wal kicks out, giving us
644
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:25.360
this great stun face from Eddie. With the referee still down,
645
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:28.679
Eddie brings in the belt again and he hits the
646
00:37:28.719 --> 00:37:35.159
referee in the back, which knocks him out. I don't
647
00:37:35.239 --> 00:37:36.960
understand how a shot to the back would do that,
648
00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:42.679
but I digress. Eddie throws the belt onto ben Wah
649
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:46.440
and lays down. Unfortunately for Eddie, though his illusion does
650
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:50.880
not work because he knocked out the referee. He just
651
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:52.760
screams in frustration.
652
00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:54.360
Big dumb but a big dumb butt.
653
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:57.320
I know what a dumb butt. He should have yelled
654
00:37:57.320 --> 00:38:02.840
bribbitt and the referee would have gone up right. Bill
655
00:38:03.119 --> 00:38:05.719
pops up and grabs the cross face to finally make
656
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.599
Eddie tap, but of course the referee got knocked out
657
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:10.760
by getting hit in the back with the US belt.
658
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.480
The German suplex drops Eddie and Ben Wall tries the
659
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:18.440
Swan dive, only to have Eddie pull the referee in
660
00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:22.480
the way. This Prompts has to say, well, this roff
661
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:23.119
is goodness.
662
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:31.800
Buck kicked despite the bug kicking, and he takes in
663
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:34.840
this match. Still not the best rough bump of the night.
664
00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:39.679
Oh absolutely not. Yeah, this whole thing just cracked me
665
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:42.239
up so much. There's so much truth in that statement
666
00:38:42.280 --> 00:38:46.800
by Taz And so after this the man Beast.
667
00:38:53.199 --> 00:38:54.760
That's what he says. He comes to the ring.
668
00:38:55.519 --> 00:38:58.360
Righto comes in to seemingly aid his tag team partner
669
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:02.480
Ben Wah. He's gearing up for the gore, but.
670
00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:06.320
Swerve Gore to Bin WoT it's a heel turn.
671
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:10.280
No, man, I just I was. I was a little
672
00:39:10.360 --> 00:39:12.760
upset at this back in the day because I loved
673
00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:14.719
Rhino and I'm like, how could you turn on Ben Wah?
674
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:17.440
Dude like me, little twelve year old Kyle was watching
675
00:39:17.480 --> 00:39:20.000
this paper d live. I was a cluestion, a gogirt
676
00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:22.280
in one hand and a Pepsi blue in the other,
677
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:24.079
and I was just shaking with pure rage.
678
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:27.599
So many lies, so many lies a quick amount of time.
679
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:32.639
Everything I'd known about Rhino is now false.
680
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:36.119
I wish Rhino would go extinct.
681
00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:41.320
This allows Eddie to hit the frog splash for the
682
00:39:41.360 --> 00:39:45.519
pin to become the first ever WWE United States Champion
683
00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:47.960
in twenty two minutes, fourteen seconds.
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00:39:48.320 --> 00:39:48.440
WU.
685
00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:51.119
So, Kyle, what do you think about this match?
686
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:52.039
Uh?
687
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:55.679
Garbage, terrible, zero stars. No, but it was really good,
688
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:58.400
especially for an opener to have something this hot, you know,
689
00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:01.599
Ben Wah and Gray which works so well together, and
690
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:02.159
I enjoyed it.
691
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:02.440
Uh.
692
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:04.679
We had the weird little swear ending, but I guess
693
00:40:04.679 --> 00:40:06.480
it suits the story and I can't fault it too much.
694
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:07.760
So Yeah, definitely thumbs up for me.
695
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:11.000
Yeah, thumbs up for me as well. It's I mean
696
00:40:11.039 --> 00:40:14.079
it's a good match, and like there's a lot entertaining
697
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:16.800
in the match and a lot of stuff that you
698
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:19.039
don't really see. So it was it was really cool.
699
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:19.760
I liked it a lot.
700
00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:23.920
Thumbs up, agreed, I would say thumbs up. And it
701
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:28.360
was better than anything on Bad Blood automatically. Yes, Yes,
702
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:31.199
SmackDown is just killing it man, and Bad.
703
00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:33.719
Blood lived up to its namesake minus Blood.
704
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:38.360
It's so nice to have like good wrestling and even
705
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:41.199
even like the matches that suck on this pay per view.
706
00:40:41.239 --> 00:40:42.440
Like I know I'm getting a little ahead of it,
707
00:40:42.519 --> 00:40:44.639
but like there're even the matches that suck are entertaining.
708
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:46.960
Yeah, there's like something to get out in here.
709
00:40:47.079 --> 00:40:50.320
Yeah. So we come backstage to Vince McMahon by a
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00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:58.119
desk with beautiful roses. I could not tell you how many. Anyway,
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00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:02.480
Stephanie McMahon comes in, is ars bickering, Vince brings up
712
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:05.119
Linda getting attacked on raw by Kane, and let's just
713
00:41:05.159 --> 00:41:09.639
talk about Caine for a few minutes, just because our
714
00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.119
last episode Cain un Mass, which is doing pretty well
715
00:41:12.199 --> 00:41:15.360
numbers wise, So thank you listeners for tuning in Caine
716
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:17.880
has been on a bit of a tear. He has
717
00:41:18.800 --> 00:41:22.800
he's choke slammed Eric Bischoff off the stage. He has
718
00:41:23.199 --> 00:41:26.000
tombstone Linda McMahon on Raw, which is what they're alluding
719
00:41:26.039 --> 00:41:31.079
to just this past Monday. But before that, uh, one
720
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:35.639
of the most infamous segments in Raw history, Jim Ross
721
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:37.960
had to sit down interview with Kane to try and
722
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:40.239
get at the you know what's going on with Kine.
723
00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:43.079
You know it's real here that he has psychological scars
724
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:46.239
instead of physical ones. I'm just gonna go right into it.
725
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:51.960
You know, Caine sets Jim Ross on fire, I guess.
726
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:53.840
In the weirdest way too. It's like he just like
727
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:55.599
lets a Matchine drops it on him.
728
00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:58.760
Well, I mean he knocks him out, presumably punges him,
729
00:41:58.800 --> 00:41:59.679
and yeah, he does that.
730
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:03.480
They explained it away. He was like, yeah, I'm sure
731
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:05.880
it came off later to the gas station and accidentally
732
00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:09.360
busted the hose and was rolling around and gasoline.
733
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:11.920
See when he said busted the hose.
734
00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:17.719
I thought, out the hose. If you want to bust
735
00:42:17.760 --> 00:42:25.079
out the hose, ladies and gentlemen, you need to jeez.
736
00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:27.039
But what I need from us?
737
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:27.599
All right?
738
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:30.760
Now, all three of us on the count of three.
739
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:34.440
I'm gonna count us to three, and we're gonna reenact
740
00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:37.320
what it was like as Jim ro I screamed out
741
00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:40.760
in tear when he was lit on fire by Cane.
742
00:42:41.159 --> 00:42:54.519
So one, two, three, passion, muster.
743
00:42:54.760 --> 00:43:03.800
And rub it on the backshot the flanks. Rub it
744
00:43:03.840 --> 00:43:06.320
on there and let it marinate for a while and
745
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.679
get a nue barbecue roast there.
746
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:17.039
Drug Sean Caine. I wore my flame retardant underwear, Showa.
747
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:18.840
It just doesn't hurt at all, Folks.
748
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:22.239
I don't know what I was expecting, but one thousand
749
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:32.000
million percent was not that allow allow me myself to demonstrate, Oh,
750
00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:41.800
it's comically funny. Here's the thing. We'll talk more about
751
00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:43.840
this on our Summer Slam review, which will be the
752
00:43:43.840 --> 00:43:51.280
next one. But I have remembered that segment so well
753
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:53.440
in my mind, and I was like, man, that was
754
00:43:53.440 --> 00:43:57.000
one of the most like jaw dropping segments I've ever
755
00:43:57.000 --> 00:43:59.599
seen one raw. But watching it back, I was like,
756
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:05.320
that's pretty embarrassing. I'm sorry to say, but here Jim
757
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:14.960
Ross just you know, fan screaming, just oh.
758
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:14.360
Sound like the Grandma clumb.
759
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:24.000
But either way, bad or go to.
760
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:32.320
It with the masterpiece on that make them say.
761
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:33.880
So, Yeah, Kane's just been going on his hair, which
762
00:44:34.039 --> 00:44:37.320
involved Linda in the path of it all. A few
763
00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:40.719
days ago on SmackDown, Vince showed up despite the fact
764
00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:43.159
that he was supposed to be home taking care of Linda. So,
765
00:44:43.599 --> 00:44:46.079
you know, for weeks now, Vince and Stephanie have been,
766
00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:51.320
you know, having this tension between themselves. But Vince, he says,
767
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:56.519
he got Stephanie flowers. So she, you know, assumes it's
768
00:44:56.559 --> 00:45:00.400
the roses on the table or the desk, but he like,
769
00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:03.880
not these ones are these are for sable, here's yours,
770
00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:07.679
and it's not this puny little bouquet. It actually made
771
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:08.199
me laugh.
772
00:45:09.239 --> 00:45:11.639
It was silly, those classic Vincent man goof's.
773
00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:17.880
Vince, I mean, Vince is the healist, heel whoever healed
774
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:22.000
in this pay per view, and like even just setting
775
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:24.039
the table from the very beginning, He's like, look at
776
00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:26.679
how much of a dick I am to even my
777
00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:27.280
own daughter.
778
00:45:28.079 --> 00:45:30.039
I'm sure if you rearrange some of those words you
779
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:32.239
would find out what he wants to give his daughter.
780
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:39.199
Oh my god, more on that flowers, more something about flowers,
781
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:39.840
more on that.
782
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:43.800
Later, wants to take the flowers away.
783
00:45:44.159 --> 00:45:50.280
Basically, yes, anyway as it were. Uh, we cut to
784
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:53.320
the outside of the Pepsi Center, Taz and Cole informost.
785
00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:57.239
Tonight's theme song is priced to play by Stain, which
786
00:45:57.400 --> 00:46:00.639
gives us this awesome Taz line. He goes, everyone knows
787
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:04.880
I'm a big Stained fan. Task love Stained, Stain loves Task. Uh,
788
00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:06.840
it's all good press the place.
789
00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:09.599
Yep.
790
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:39.559
Hey, are you folks ready for the indecent proposal mats
791
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:44.079
working with Jamie Noble and Billy Gunn fight for the opportunity.
792
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:47.880
To bang Torri Wilson w w W.
793
00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:52.199
Women are Objectson And he's not like that. There's no
794
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:55.119
he's not exaggerating at all.
795
00:46:55.159 --> 00:46:57.039
That's literally it.
796
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:58.800
It's an indecent proposal match.
797
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:03.840
I mean, so, you know, if Tory could have ended
798
00:47:03.840 --> 00:47:05.360
this whole match by just going to HR.
799
00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:09.239
But here's the thing she wouldn't have And here's why.
800
00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:13.199
Here's a little bit of backstory. Billy Gunn returned recently
801
00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:15.400
as the man who loves Butts instead of the man
802
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:16.159
who loves Chuck.
803
00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:20.519
There's so much of a difference.
804
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.880
Which involved Tory Wilson being the special guest ring announcer
805
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:27.440
to that I would say, Toy, don't quit your day job.
806
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:29.800
More like special breast ring announcer.
807
00:47:29.840 --> 00:47:30.199
Am I right?
808
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:34.760
This somehow got Tory Wilson to be attracted to him,
809
00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:39.440
so they became an item which involved them like, you know,
810
00:47:39.639 --> 00:47:45.639
very obviously fame making out on SmackDown. Fun fact Billy
811
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:54.960
Gunn is twelve years older than Tory. But anyway, anyway,
812
00:47:55.079 --> 00:47:57.840
apart from them, Jamie Noble has a family member that
813
00:47:57.880 --> 00:48:02.039
passes away and he leaves them with nearly a million dollars.
814
00:48:02.599 --> 00:48:06.639
So long story short, Jamie Noble offers Toy ten thousand
815
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:10.639
dollars to spend the night with him, which I assume means,
816
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:13.840
you know, just spending the night watching movies, Uh, you know,
817
00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:16.679
playing games. Maybe a BuzzFeed quiz here and there.
818
00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:20.400
Wwe twenty four to seven and show.
819
00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:23.119
Hey baby, get you on up in here. We'll get
820
00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:24.480
a we'll get a whole bunch of cameras in here.
821
00:48:24.480 --> 00:48:26.239
We'll spend twenty four hours at a hotel room has
822
00:48:26.239 --> 00:48:27.360
hanging out, have a good time.
823
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:30.000
Fucking action air.
824
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:32.280
You want to go gas station there?
825
00:48:35.519 --> 00:48:37.519
Hey, I was trying to resist making those jokes again.
826
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:41.400
Who's eating?
827
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:46.840
Sorry? Sorry it's me. I'm trying to distance myself from
828
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:49.039
the mic. Had anything to eat all that you're good.
829
00:48:48.960 --> 00:48:50.960
Also yourself from from the food.
830
00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:55.440
Also, no, how it works, don't worry.
831
00:48:55.480 --> 00:48:57.519
I'll put I'll put the mew button on between.
832
00:48:57.320 --> 00:49:01.039
Choose you're good. Also, I want to say you haven't
833
00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:02.000
cut out once, Kyle.
834
00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:03.679
It's amazing.
835
00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:07.880
Can't beat the big sexy.
836
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:11.960
So of course she's like, eude.
837
00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:12.360
No.
838
00:49:13.159 --> 00:49:16.679
The next week, Jamie apologizes and up's the offer to
839
00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:18.960
twenty thousand dollars. You get the point.
840
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:22.320
And then he goes like, man, I'm sorry. You know,
841
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:24.239
I guess this money's gone to my head. I think
842
00:49:24.679 --> 00:49:27.079
by the world with it. But you know you're beautiful
843
00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:29.559
and intelligence. I wouldn't want to mess that up. So
844
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:31.719
can we just be friends? And then they hugged and
845
00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:33.119
that was it. It was actually really heart warming.
846
00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:34.400
It was really nice.
847
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:36.440
But he went for a front hug and you could
848
00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:41.000
see like his perverted little smile, and then he bragged
849
00:49:41.000 --> 00:49:43.679
about how he hugged Tory Wilson and.
850
00:49:43.159 --> 00:49:44.760
He's like, I could feel her Booby's on me.
851
00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:51.199
It was cool, but after much persistence, after a match
852
00:49:51.320 --> 00:49:55.400
where Billy Gun handily defeated Jamie Noble, Tory gives Jamie
853
00:49:55.480 --> 00:49:59.159
the stipulation that if he can beat Billy Gunn at vengeance,
854
00:49:59.719 --> 00:50:03.599
she'll sleep with him next Thursday on SmackDown. And I
855
00:50:03.639 --> 00:50:08.400
just want to say, I really hate Billy Gunn right now.
856
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:13.480
I hate this whole story. It's so stupid. Billy gun
857
00:50:13.519 --> 00:50:16.039
just does not fit in on SmackDown right now. The
858
00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:20.280
pairing is doing nobody any favors except maybe Jamie Noble,
859
00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:23.480
who's been stagnant for a while. But I will say
860
00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:24.960
the best thing about this whole thing is we get
861
00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:26.599
to hear Billy Gun's theme song.
862
00:50:26.719 --> 00:50:27.920
I'm a last man.
863
00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:33.639
I'm an ass man. Damn ask my.
864
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:41.960
Damn, damn. I like her, kick him, I like him,
865
00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:46.559
just kiss my holes and kicking.
866
00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:55.519
Stop it. No, no, not to put a knee rating on.
867
00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:00.760
Hey, guys, I'm a fat man.
868
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:12.519
If them kind, I didn't even have to ask, thank you,
869
00:51:16.960 --> 00:51:19.440
bunch of glory, bunch of steels.
870
00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:27.519
A glory, but of steel. I'd left him to the man.
871
00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:29.159
That's a meal.
872
00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:34.079
With me.
873
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:35.880
I will eat.
874
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:43.960
Anyway. Let's move on. So uh, Jamie Noble comes out
875
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:47.320
with this briefcase and basically says in here and.
876
00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:54.159
I got my sex soil to my six items, freaking weird.
877
00:51:55.639 --> 00:52:00.320
I got my sex oils and my big dial dos colle.
878
00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:02.679
It remediately reminded me of our arm Again review where
879
00:52:03.119 --> 00:52:06.639
you're quoting Jim Ross talking about Don Ree and Al Wilson.
880
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:16.039
Shock and take that. That certainly was some sex, wasn't it.
881
00:52:16.039 --> 00:52:16.840
It's just like U.
882
00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:19.960
He sounds like like a twelve year old trying to
883
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:25.280
talk about sex. I got my my sex sex items,
884
00:52:26.599 --> 00:52:27.440
sex oils.
885
00:52:27.679 --> 00:52:28.159
I wanna.
886
00:52:28.480 --> 00:52:30.760
I want to use them on your your boobies.
887
00:52:32.760 --> 00:52:41.119
You got two of them. I can't wait to see
888
00:52:41.159 --> 00:52:44.079
your your china. That's what it's called, right of China.
889
00:52:45.039 --> 00:52:46.679
Wait till you see my wieno.
890
00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:49.960
Door.
891
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:52.360
You gonna be surprised how big my wieno is.
892
00:52:58.480 --> 00:52:59.960
If you want up in there? Baby, you love me,
893
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:00.559
see my baby?
894
00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:00.840
We know?
895
00:53:06.199 --> 00:53:09.239
Oh man, oh man, Okay, I.
896
00:53:09.239 --> 00:53:09.760
Got a pain.
897
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:10.480
You're underwords.
898
00:53:10.519 --> 00:53:11.280
How we do it right?
899
00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:17.320
I was thinking of South Park this whole time. He
900
00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:21.360
slipped the movies around in the p that's how you
901
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:22.079
have a baby.
902
00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:25.880
Anyways, we got a match to talk about, and I
903
00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:28.280
gotta tell you it was a five star collass.
904
00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:33.320
So so Billy kicks the briefcase into into Jamie Noble's
905
00:53:33.360 --> 00:53:36.519
face before opening it up to reveal that they actually
906
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:42.800
did load this briefcase up with sex objects, subjects, oils, paddles, ballggs.
907
00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:45.400
What the pay per view?
908
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:49.760
Baby face McMahon warning us here, I'm telling you, oh.
909
00:53:49.519 --> 00:53:51.360
You got you gotta get the loot.
910
00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:57.199
But he was like, I bet Vince was like, some's
911
00:53:57.280 --> 00:53:59.519
missing about this angle. Wait, hold on a second'll go watch
912
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:01.400
my car, and he just brings back that brief.
913
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:10.400
Jamie trunk is just filled with this stuff.
914
00:54:11.000 --> 00:54:16.280
He's got multiple halliburtons he shouldn't use.
915
00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:20.360
He should he use the lube in the match, like
916
00:54:20.480 --> 00:54:21.440
you can't pay me.
917
00:54:21.559 --> 00:54:22.800
I'm too looby.
918
00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:23.559
Oh my god.
919
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:25.679
Well, I mean you would think, right, because I mean
920
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:28.159
Chekhov's gun would say, you know, if you see something
921
00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:30.480
first act, then it must show by the third. So
922
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:32.599
you know, you'd think if they're going to open up
923
00:54:32.639 --> 00:54:34.519
the thing and to show us that there's there's lube
924
00:54:34.559 --> 00:54:36.880
and all sorts of stuff that you know the insides
925
00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.480
of this case matter, Come on wrestling logic.
926
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:42.320
Well, he's not Michael knocked his zolin, now.
927
00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:44.000
Is he?
928
00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:45.400
He's a Mica knock it off?
929
00:54:48.280 --> 00:54:48.440
Now?
930
00:54:48.559 --> 00:54:50.639
The third he's gonna use the case on SmackDown. What
931
00:54:50.639 --> 00:54:51.280
are you talking about?
932
00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:54.280
Oh, I guess that is a third act and.
933
00:54:54.480 --> 00:54:57.719
Oil and I'm will hit you with his paddle.
934
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:03.079
He hits her over the heads, like what are you doing?
935
00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:06.000
I'll be a champion.
936
00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:10.239
Baby, Okay, we gotta get through this match, Yeah, we gotta.
937
00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:12.480
We shouldn't be doing this long on this match.
938
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:16.519
So Billy takes him inside for a tilted world o
939
00:55:16.639 --> 00:55:22.599
legs dmage the night, Billy takes him inside for a
940
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:25.800
tilted world slam, followed by a wheelbarrow face plant, but
941
00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:28.199
this is a splash in the corner. Jamie hits a
942
00:55:28.239 --> 00:55:30.840
drop kick to Gun which looks like it didn't connect,
943
00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:34.960
but nevertheless, he tries to dive to the floor but
944
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:39.199
gets caught, only to have Billy's knee give out. Afterwards,
945
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:42.000
Nitia comes out as Jamie works over the knee, Billy
946
00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:43.719
jumps over a kick to the leg and hits a
947
00:55:43.920 --> 00:55:45.800
one and only to put both guys down.
948
00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:48.639
So I gotta ask real quick. Sorry to interrupt, but
949
00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:53.800
during this whole build, like, has Nitty appeared at all time?
950
00:55:54.119 --> 00:55:57.079
No, she's she's been active and everyone's kind of been like,
951
00:55:57.119 --> 00:55:58.679
you know what the heck, NITTI is right here. Why
952
00:55:58.719 --> 00:55:59.920
are you being so horny?
953
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:00.679
Uh?
954
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:01.880
Jamie Noble.
955
00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:04.159
So weird.
956
00:56:04.599 --> 00:56:07.639
But relationships don't last forever and wrestling unless you're the
957
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:11.239
dealthy boys, I guess. But even still.
958
00:56:12.000 --> 00:56:14.719
About Triple Atron staff, Yeah, just ask Mark Barrow.
959
00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:19.800
They broke up anyway. K Gun starts firing up with
960
00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:21.079
closed lines, followed by.
961
00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:26.400
What it's an unintentional pun. Gun starts firing up.
962
00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:28.519
I didn't even know.
963
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:31.800
You, Pa, I gotta say I did like the one
964
00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:33.679
and only. I thought that was a really good It
965
00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:35.719
was a cool looking move, and with the guy the
966
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.519
size of Jamie Noble, it looked huge.
967
00:56:38.599 --> 00:56:41.639
Agreed, Yeah, I like the contrast to size in the match.
968
00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:44.280
But yeah, he starts slowing up with the closed lines,
969
00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:47.360
followed by an actually cool hip toss into a neck breaker.
970
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:50.519
Penn only gets two the famous or Missus, so Billy
971
00:56:50.599 --> 00:56:54.079
settles for a diamond cutter for two. Jamie gets in
972
00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:57.039
a super DDT, but Nidia puts Billy's foot on the rope.
973
00:56:59.119 --> 00:56:59.800
Why are you know.
974
00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:05.360
What you dude, I'm trying to bag tor Wilson.
975
00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:07.000
Don't get don't get.
976
00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:14.280
So Torri comes next time your wife comes around please
977
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:15.079
just yell that at her.
978
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:19.039
Dude, I do that, Yeah, you have to.
979
00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:25.719
He don't get don't get him there something more. So
980
00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:30.280
Torri comes over for some reason and gets kissed. But
981
00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:35.400
here's the thing. Noble's mouth was cut, so not only
982
00:57:35.519 --> 00:57:42.280
was spit swapped, but blood also. I thought bad blood
983
00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:43.280
already happened, and.
984
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:46.559
You big still I know it.
985
00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:51.840
This causes Noble to get slapped back and forth and
986
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:53.320
back into the ring.
987
00:57:53.519 --> 00:57:55.840
Which should be a disqualification.
988
00:57:56.119 --> 00:57:59.320
Right, That's what I'm saying. So Noble drop kicks guns
989
00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:01.679
bad knee and starts bringing up Tory by her hair
990
00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:04.559
onto the apron. Billy Gunn goes for the Gunslinger, and
991
00:58:04.599 --> 00:58:06.400
I just got to say at this point, good on Taz,
992
00:58:06.440 --> 00:58:09.519
because without him I may not have known what the
993
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:11.119
signature billy gun moves are called.
994
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:14.239
Yeah, yeah, would anybody.
995
00:58:15.760 --> 00:58:19.000
But Noble escapes and pushes Billy into Tory, setting up
996
00:58:19.000 --> 00:58:21.119
a roll up with Jamie's hands on the tights. I
997
00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:26.679
saw no pulling for the pine. Oh, I say, he's
998
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:31.360
going for the ball last it's over? Please?
999
00:58:33.239 --> 00:58:35.280
Can I have nepsy.
1000
00:58:39.000 --> 00:58:42.079
For the pen in five minutes? I gotta say, thumbs
1001
00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:44.400
in the middle. I can't say, I hated this match.
1002
00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:46.480
I actually liked it more than I thought I would.
1003
00:58:46.639 --> 00:58:50.199
But it was all right at best.
1004
00:58:51.000 --> 00:58:51.400
Mm hmm.
1005
00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:53.400
Jake, what did you think about the match?
1006
00:58:53.960 --> 00:58:55.920
Yeah, I mean there were enough cool moves. There were,
1007
00:58:56.079 --> 00:59:00.639
Like I said, I mean as much of a charisma
1008
00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:05.880
vacuum is be a billy gun is. Uh. He has
1009
00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:08.800
some cool moves, and he's he's got a good you know,
1010
00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:11.239
he's got a good physique and he throws Jamie Noble
1011
00:59:11.239 --> 00:59:14.679
around quite a bit. It's the the whole thing's kind
1012
00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:17.960
of dumb. But I mean, whatever, thumbs in the middle.
1013
00:59:21.639 --> 00:59:27.000
Kyle, Uh, yeah, I have to give this thumbs up
1014
00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:30.000
and match of the night. And I'm just kidding. Definitely, yeah,
1015
00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:32.360
thumbs in the middle. It was way better than I
1016
00:59:32.360 --> 00:59:35.400
thought it would be. It was completely competent and kept
1017
00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:39.800
my entertainment competent there you go, and it kept my
1018
00:59:39.960 --> 00:59:43.119
kept my attention, you know, it was entertaining enough. The
1019
00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:45.960
premise was completely stupid and the ending, maybe, go, how
1020
00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:50.119
are they gonna They're not gonna consummate love on SmackDown.
1021
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:52.960
That's not how it works, you know. Some Shenanigans are
1022
00:59:53.000 --> 00:59:55.119
gonna go down. And I kind of felt like it
1023
00:59:55.480 --> 00:59:57.360
has to end that way. Like the ending was more
1024
00:59:57.440 --> 00:59:59.320
or less predictable because I mean it's like.
1025
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:01.559
Oh, good one, I guess he does a good laid
1026
01:00:01.559 --> 01:00:02.159
by everyone.
1027
01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:05.719
It's like, yeah, thumbs middle.
1028
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:10.920
You know, as as silly as everything around, this match was,
1029
01:00:11.440 --> 01:00:14.079
this is what you want out of you know, if
1030
01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:15.840
you have like something lower turning the card, you want
1031
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:17.599
to walk away saying oh okay, well that made me
1032
01:00:17.719 --> 01:00:20.119
laugh or that was you know, competent. You don't want
1033
01:00:20.159 --> 01:00:22.599
to say well that sucked, which you can't. You can't
1034
01:00:22.639 --> 01:00:26.079
always control those sorts of things. But yeah, you know,
1035
01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:29.079
so for that, you know, at the most it can
1036
01:00:29.079 --> 01:00:29.960
get the thumbs in the middle.
1037
01:00:30.039 --> 01:00:31.119
So yeah, a.
1038
01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:34.719
Good little breather between like more solid matches, let me
1039
01:00:34.800 --> 01:00:35.360
up stuff.
1040
01:00:37.679 --> 01:00:44.320
We cut backstage to Fat Smackdowns Number one announce with
1041
01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:50.920
the Apa Appa. The APA is not happy with the
1042
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:55.480
Brooklyn Brawler. Uh So, basically what's been going on is
1043
01:00:55.519 --> 01:01:01.159
they've been inviting people to this barroom Brawl Invitational to
1044
01:01:01.199 --> 01:01:04.079
be held here tonight invengeance and just been going around
1045
01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:07.920
hand and out invitations on SmackDown. So this past Thursday,
1046
01:01:08.719 --> 01:01:11.719
he asked Brooklyn Ball, that is, he asked for an invite,
1047
01:01:11.880 --> 01:01:15.159
but the APA rejected him at first. It's kind of
1048
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:17.880
funny they weren't convinced that it was actually him, Like,
1049
01:01:17.920 --> 01:01:21.239
you're not Steve, You're Steve Lombardi, You're not the Brooklyn Brawler. Hah,
1050
01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:25.440
same person. Anyway, he wants to be in the match
1051
01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:30.360
because Doink is in it and he hates clowns. Uh
1052
01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:33.679
So this following line will make sense of something else
1053
01:01:33.719 --> 01:01:34.840
for you guys. If you don't know.
1054
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:37.800
Peter, let's see. Hey, you know that faith preacher brother
1055
01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:39.360
loves going to be there? Yeah?
1056
01:01:39.400 --> 01:01:42.480
And the contuistadors Yeah, and not to mention Matt's job
1057
01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:44.800
for tough not three and Doink the clown.
1058
01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:48.920
Hey, yes, Hill, guess who are who that puntcast Easter
1059
01:01:49.000 --> 01:01:49.960
Bunny is gonna be there?
1060
01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:50.880
Easter Bunny?
1061
01:01:50.960 --> 01:01:54.880
Yes, where I come from, we hate the Easter Bunny.
1062
01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:57.000
You two man. You know what I can remember as
1063
01:01:57.039 --> 01:01:59.320
a kid, The Easter Bunny just totally dif through hood.
1064
01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:02.320
I'll tell you what you fellas can count me and
1065
01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:03.400
I'll be there.
1066
01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:07.599
Ron Simmons can empathize because he hates the Easter Bunny
1067
01:02:08.000 --> 01:02:12.199
because he always skipped over the hood. So after a
1068
01:02:12.239 --> 01:02:15.599
match with FBI, Brooklyn Brawler came down to the ring
1069
01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:19.000
and beat up Bradshawn Simmons with a chair, which then
1070
01:02:19.039 --> 01:02:22.079
prompted the heels with nothing going on, to come down
1071
01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:26.360
and start beating them down as well. So they invite Funaki.
1072
01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:31.159
Funaki asked what should I wear, and Bradshaw says, come
1073
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:33.800
as a Japanese reporter who wrestles part.
1074
01:02:33.559 --> 01:02:36.719
Time, and you just got no, You got like really
1075
01:02:36.760 --> 01:02:39.639
uncomfortably close to him and just whispered nothing.
1076
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:46.199
So then the Easter Bunny hops up. Simmons says dorn
1077
01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:49.599
and Bradshaw says he thinks this is going to be fun.
1078
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:54.239
So if y'all didn't get the Easter Bunny being there,
1079
01:02:54.360 --> 01:03:25.199
that would explain why they.
1080
01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:27.440
Slap each other around and also.
1081
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:35.400
So in this match we have Ron Simmons, Bradshaw, Brooklyn Brawler,
1082
01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:44.000
Chuck Colombo, Brother Love, Chris Canyon, Conquistadors, Dan the Basher Brothers,
1083
01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:50.239
Shaniqua Joint, the Clown, Uh, Easter Bunny, Funaki, John Hennigan
1084
01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:57.280
AKA John Morrison, Johnny Stamboli, Shannon Moore, Nunzio, Matt Capitelli, Christendiees,
1085
01:03:57.599 --> 01:04:02.679
Matt Hardy, Orlando Jordan, Shauna Here and Spanky.
1086
01:04:03.239 --> 01:04:05.519
I forgot about spank or Spanky.
1087
01:04:05.639 --> 01:04:08.840
I loved how he was dancing on the thing when
1088
01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:10.920
people were coming out.
1089
01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:13.920
Oh it was great. He was definitely like he was trying,
1090
01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:16.760
definitely doing what he could to get over, and you
1091
01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:19.400
know it's definitely working for him right there, because who else,
1092
01:04:19.519 --> 01:04:21.880
who else could pull that sort of nonsense off?
1093
01:04:21.920 --> 01:04:28.840
I thought you were gonna say Canyon, Oh, butter than Kenyon.
1094
01:04:29.119 --> 01:04:30.960
So which you guys may or may not know, here
1095
01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:34.800
is East. Your bunny is Damien Sandu.
1096
01:04:35.519 --> 01:04:36.480
Oh no, I had no idea.
1097
01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:40.280
The conquistadors are Rob Conway, who will soon be known
1098
01:04:40.280 --> 01:04:44.880
as Robert Conway Beer and Johnny of the Spirit Squad.
1099
01:04:46.360 --> 01:04:51.039
But Joink the Clown, Rene Duprie, you want to beat
1100
01:04:51.039 --> 01:04:51.920
my friend.
1101
01:04:54.679 --> 01:04:59.079
But Dink the clown. Doink the clown is played by
1102
01:05:00.079 --> 01:05:11.599
clown none other than Nick Dinsmore. Oh, Eugene, Jeez, Eugene
1103
01:05:11.599 --> 01:05:21.960
making his ruthless aggression debut. Technically, technically, we're so close, man, Eugene.
1104
01:05:22.239 --> 01:05:25.239
What my nephew.
1105
01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.480
Rectangles?
1106
01:05:32.360 --> 01:05:35.199
Maybe think of that SpongeBoy episode when he pulls out
1107
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:38.039
the candy bars and Patrick goes rectangles.
1108
01:05:39.400 --> 01:05:44.480
Okay, so there's a big bar set up adjacent to
1109
01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:54.280
the stage, complete with bottles, some tables, a big saloon sign,
1110
01:05:54.360 --> 01:05:57.679
and a lamp. I'm gonna try and run this down
1111
01:05:57.719 --> 01:06:01.519
as best I can, but there's a lot going on here.
1112
01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:06.440
Yeah, it was a big, sloppy slugfest. I guess you'd
1113
01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:07.840
be about to describe it in a weird way.
1114
01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:12.840
You know, everyone has handed a beer as they come in,
1115
01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:16.480
including Matt Hardy, who, according to the Matt fact, hates
1116
01:06:16.519 --> 01:06:23.400
bar fights. Yes, the last man drinking wins here. Brother
1117
01:06:23.559 --> 01:06:27.880
Love gives this long, long promo before the start of
1118
01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:31.079
the match, which Jake, you may not remember all that
1119
01:06:31.119 --> 01:06:32.320
he said, but can you kind of give us like
1120
01:06:32.320 --> 01:06:34.119
a rundown of what happened here?
1121
01:06:35.719 --> 01:06:42.920
Well, basically this is the bar fight. And even though
1122
01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:51.760
doesn't mean you got I'm saying.
1123
01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:54.480
Yeah I was.
1124
01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:56.400
I was throwing it on there at the end. But no,
1125
01:06:57.480 --> 01:06:59.800
the only thing I could really think of is like this,
1126
01:06:59.800 --> 01:07:04.039
this is exactly where the pig pen was for, right,
1127
01:07:04.519 --> 01:07:09.199
pig pin fun? Yeah, pigpen fun. But it basically he
1128
01:07:09.239 --> 01:07:12.239
gets out and just does the does the brother Love
1129
01:07:12.760 --> 01:07:16.079
stick and then yeah.
1130
01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:18.000
But yeah, the last man drinking here went So after
1131
01:07:18.039 --> 01:07:21.599
that benediction, he asked for forgiveness before he breaks a
1132
01:07:21.639 --> 01:07:25.760
stool over the conquistador's backs. Most people are standing around drinking,
1133
01:07:25.840 --> 01:07:27.960
like I think the whole time, Funaki is just sitting
1134
01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:31.599
literally at the bar, just chilling.
1135
01:07:32.280 --> 01:07:33.639
Well, yeah, I love that.
1136
01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:36.360
He's the one guy he doesn't really do much anything,
1137
01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:38.280
but is probably the best in the whole thing.
1138
01:07:38.519 --> 01:07:41.599
Right, chaos just all around him, but he's you know,
1139
01:07:41.639 --> 01:07:42.320
he's just vibin.
1140
01:07:42.519 --> 01:07:46.679
He's vibin having beers. He probably has five or six beers.
1141
01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:51.880
But yeah, the Easter Bunny just gets decimated. The Brooklyn
1142
01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:55.760
Brawler throws joint the clown through the window. So rest
1143
01:07:55.800 --> 01:07:56.719
in peace, Eugene.
1144
01:07:56.920 --> 01:07:58.639
Well, hang on, hang out, hang on. It was the
1145
01:07:58.639 --> 01:08:02.320
Easter Bunny. He gets thrown through the window because they
1146
01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:04.199
tried to slide him across the bar top and it
1147
01:08:04.239 --> 01:08:07.199
didn't work because they like had that so they jb'll
1148
01:08:07.239 --> 01:08:08.360
pick them up and that's right.
1149
01:08:08.400 --> 01:08:11.840
I'm sorry, Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, can't right leave I man.
1150
01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:15.719
So but yeah, like I saw that, I was like, oh,
1151
01:08:15.760 --> 01:08:17.399
they messed up, Like they were trying to do the
1152
01:08:17.479 --> 01:08:20.079
slide them across the bar spot and it didn't work.
1153
01:08:23.439 --> 01:08:26.800
So O'Hair he starts being like a martial artist and
1154
01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:30.880
uh grabs some pull cues and breaks them over APA's heads.
1155
01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:34.720
A really cool spot though Shannon Moore dives off the
1156
01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:39.359
stage to take out O'Hair. But afterwards, Brother Love breaks
1157
01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:42.000
some mirror over He said, what's Brother Love running wild
1158
01:08:42.000 --> 01:08:45.680
in this mat? And Matt Hardy drives a bash him
1159
01:08:45.760 --> 01:08:48.600
and Canyon through the table on the second try because
1160
01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:53.359
it didn't bread first. So basically how this ends is
1161
01:08:53.600 --> 01:08:57.039
Bradshaw takes a bottle and bashes it over Brother Love's
1162
01:08:57.079 --> 01:09:00.920
head and that's it. Just and brad Shaw wins, despite
1163
01:09:00.960 --> 01:09:03.720
the fact that Ron Simmons was standing right next to him.
1164
01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:05.800
Well, they're a team.
1165
01:09:07.279 --> 01:09:08.279
Why didn't they both win?
1166
01:09:09.079 --> 01:09:12.600
They they they said j Bale and and Fruke did
1167
01:09:12.560 --> 01:09:13.439
and they they said the.
1168
01:09:13.439 --> 01:09:16.520
APA No, I just it, just said Bradshaw, right, yeah,
1169
01:09:17.119 --> 01:09:19.520
Oh would have been cool at that moment, like they're
1170
01:09:19.520 --> 01:09:21.520
both like yeah woo, and they turned around and look
1171
01:09:21.520 --> 01:09:23.920
at each other and like and then they started fighting.
1172
01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:26.600
I'm sure that will happen someday.
1173
01:09:27.119 --> 01:09:28.680
I mean not like they don't have to fight, like
1174
01:09:28.760 --> 01:09:31.039
you know, oh they don't fight each other, but like
1175
01:09:31.159 --> 01:09:33.680
we gotta I think that would have been fun. Oh yeah,
1176
01:09:33.720 --> 01:09:36.880
I agree, and afterwards the crack a beer.
1177
01:09:38.039 --> 01:09:41.000
That would have been like the most APA thing possible. Well,
1178
01:09:41.039 --> 01:09:42.359
we gotta fight each other now.
1179
01:09:42.920 --> 01:09:46.079
Smash was entertaining enough. I mean it was just I
1180
01:09:46.520 --> 01:09:49.960
like hardcore stuff. It's funny, it's fun, passes the time. Well,
1181
01:09:50.399 --> 01:09:52.960
I liked it, Kyle, what do you what do you say?
1182
01:09:53.960 --> 01:09:55.720
Uh? That's fine.
1183
01:09:56.079 --> 01:09:59.279
I mean it's like it's I guess it's hardcore. It's
1184
01:09:59.279 --> 01:10:02.479
the softest hard core. It's not anything crazy.
1185
01:10:02.239 --> 01:10:05.039
Soft core, softcore soft core.
1186
01:10:07.000 --> 01:10:08.640
You know, it was goofy, was fun. I mean, the
1187
01:10:08.720 --> 01:10:12.359
ending was predictable. Obviously APA was gonna go over by
1188
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:14.119
the end. It's kind of weird because it all felt
1189
01:10:14.199 --> 01:10:15.920
like this is like a big setup just to kind
1190
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:19.159
of like, I don't know, just stroke bradshawsygo a bit.
1191
01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:20.960
But you know, it was dumb fun.
1192
01:10:21.279 --> 01:10:21.399
Uh.
1193
01:10:22.239 --> 01:10:24.279
I feel kind of weird giving up thumbs up or
1194
01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:26.159
thumbs down because it didn't really feel like a match.
1195
01:10:26.239 --> 01:10:28.239
It kind of made me think of like a in
1196
01:10:28.359 --> 01:10:30.720
between match segment, like it's you on SmackDown or something.
1197
01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:32.720
You know what I'm saying, right, That's why I just
1198
01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:35.439
said I liked it enough. Okay, I didn't give.
1199
01:10:36.039 --> 01:10:37.119
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sure.
1200
01:10:37.760 --> 01:10:41.560
I like, No, I liked it enough. It was good,
1201
01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:44.720
just I was thinking the bunny though it ended up
1202
01:10:44.760 --> 01:10:46.920
like pulling the little bunny head off and it would
1203
01:10:46.920 --> 01:10:49.279
be somebody surprising, and it wasn't. That was a little disappointing.
1204
01:10:51.159 --> 01:10:53.960
Yeah, it was just a bunny, I mean it was.
1205
01:10:54.079 --> 01:10:57.640
It was fine. I mean I liked the I liked
1206
01:10:57.680 --> 01:11:00.359
pretty much everybody that got involved. Like, I love the
1207
01:11:00.479 --> 01:11:03.760
FBI coming out with the one dude wearing the flak jacket.
1208
01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:11.239
I thought that was great, right, But yeah, uh whatever, what.
1209
01:11:11.119 --> 01:11:12.439
If the beer made the bunny hood and it was
1210
01:11:12.479 --> 01:11:14.680
Steve Austin and all of a sudden, everybody just started
1211
01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:16.960
shaking because he's the biggest alcoholic in the d WDB.
1212
01:11:18.000 --> 01:11:20.239
Everyone's shaking like.
1213
01:11:20.199 --> 01:11:21.560
We can't manage him.
1214
01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:22.800
He's going to destroy us.
1215
01:11:22.960 --> 01:11:26.479
We all immediately went into detox because the stone could
1216
01:11:26.520 --> 01:11:29.479
showed up and he just evaporated everyone else's drunk.
1217
01:11:32.000 --> 01:11:35.039
So we got backstage to Jamie Noble reading and sniffing
1218
01:11:35.479 --> 01:11:39.239
Tory Wilson's Playboy, which looks considerably worn.
1219
01:11:40.279 --> 01:11:42.760
And he's like, I've touched my wiener to this a lot.
1220
01:11:43.760 --> 01:11:47.800
You know, guys, this is a really powerful magazine that
1221
01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:51.079
it was able to not only teary bart Test and Stacy,
1222
01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:55.239
but now Jamie and Nidia. He calls over, presumably a
1223
01:11:55.279 --> 01:11:59.760
stage equipment guy, and says, look at that. I've been
1224
01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:05.680
caring this playboy around my six box for four long months.
1225
01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:08.119
Sex Box. Maybe I want to play Xbox when you
1226
01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:08.560
said that.
1227
01:12:09.640 --> 01:12:12.439
And now I get to touch do anything I want?
1228
01:12:12.479 --> 01:12:15.039
You sound twelve, You sound twelve.
1229
01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:19.800
I had never seen a naked lady before.
1230
01:12:21.720 --> 01:12:21.880
Now.
1231
01:12:22.239 --> 01:12:26.920
One thing, I will note that he was actually legitimately
1232
01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:29.800
opened on the page to her actual spread, because there's
1233
01:12:29.800 --> 01:12:32.039
a point when he kind of like sniffs it, or
1234
01:12:32.079 --> 01:12:32.399
he's like.
1235
01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:35.680
His no's like rubbing his nose through the middle of it.
1236
01:12:35.680 --> 01:12:36.840
It was weird.
1237
01:12:36.600 --> 01:12:39.239
He leans the magazine down a little too much, and
1238
01:12:39.239 --> 01:12:40.399
you can get a hint of booby.
1239
01:12:41.920 --> 01:12:42.760
A hint of booby.
1240
01:12:43.279 --> 01:12:46.640
There's a booby on WWN work. Better not tell them again.
1241
01:12:50.880 --> 01:12:53.600
The random guy questions him and says, what about Nydia,
1242
01:12:54.439 --> 01:12:58.680
and Jamie dismisses him, saying she'll be all right. Poor Nydia.
1243
01:12:59.520 --> 01:12:59.840
I know.
1244
01:13:28.399 --> 01:13:34.600
Just Sheldon Patrolias take on Rama Studio and a billy kidman.
1245
01:13:37.840 --> 01:13:41.439
So not much to say here. Billy Kidman recently returned
1246
01:13:42.119 --> 01:13:46.119
from injury and watched Ray's matches from the crowd. When
1247
01:13:46.199 --> 01:13:49.840
Ray would win, which was every time, I think, Kidman
1248
01:13:49.880 --> 01:13:52.199
would jump up and down and celebrate with him, leaving
1249
01:13:52.279 --> 01:13:56.000
Ray looking confused. So I think the ideas you're kind
1250
01:13:56.000 --> 01:14:01.119
of getting Philly Kidman's heel turn started here, but I
1251
01:14:01.159 --> 01:14:05.119
don't remember when exactly that will start. So they're up
1252
01:14:05.159 --> 01:14:07.119
for a tag title shot after teaming together for a
1253
01:14:07.159 --> 01:14:11.920
couple of weeks. So to start the match, Shelton takes
1254
01:14:12.000 --> 01:14:15.199
Ray down to start with some good catch can riftling.
1255
01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:21.000
You know it looks good for Shelton, I must admit.
1256
01:14:22.439 --> 01:14:24.920
For Shelton, she looks good.
1257
01:14:26.840 --> 01:14:28.640
Ray comes at him with some punches, followed by a
1258
01:14:28.720 --> 01:14:34.640
head scissors. Ray tags out to Kidman. Ray whips Benjamin
1259
01:14:34.680 --> 01:14:37.680
for a drop toe hold into a kick to the
1260
01:14:37.720 --> 01:14:43.159
side by Kidman, which looked really cool. A little back
1261
01:14:43.199 --> 01:14:46.319
and forth equals another head scissors to Benjamin, this time
1262
01:14:46.359 --> 01:14:51.399
by Kidman. Kidman then gets Irish whipped reversed into a
1263
01:14:51.439 --> 01:14:57.000
rebounding knee by Benjamin. Benjamin tags out the Haws and
1264
01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:00.159
it seems like Billy has really bulked up here, and
1265
01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:01.920
I'm just like, how was he a cruiserweight?
1266
01:15:02.640 --> 01:15:06.640
He looks great. It's really it's really hard to be
1267
01:15:06.680 --> 01:15:09.439
funny about this match because it's just it's just really
1268
01:15:09.479 --> 01:15:10.199
good wrestling.
1269
01:15:10.680 --> 01:15:13.239
I agreed, I love this match before we even get
1270
01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:16.880
started on talking about it. Do we have SmackDown bias?
1271
01:15:17.279 --> 01:15:18.119
Is that a thing?
1272
01:15:18.399 --> 01:15:19.760
Oh? Yeah, totally. Well.
1273
01:15:19.800 --> 01:15:23.000
I mean I'm really trying to I'm trying to be partial,
1274
01:15:23.319 --> 01:15:25.479
but everything it seems like everything they do is gold.
1275
01:15:25.840 --> 01:15:28.199
Well, it's like one show is good right now on
1276
01:15:28.199 --> 01:15:30.319
one show is bad right now. It's not bias, it's.
1277
01:15:30.199 --> 01:15:33.239
Just fact, Okay, I just need some validation.
1278
01:15:33.640 --> 01:15:35.000
It's like, what would you either see you would you
1279
01:15:35.039 --> 01:15:37.119
either see all these talented people go at it or
1280
01:15:37.239 --> 01:15:38.600
just Triple H being like.
1281
01:15:38.520 --> 01:15:40.680
Oh Ric Flair, look at my nipples.
1282
01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:44.399
There's that Triple AH nipple quota.
1283
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:47.880
I gotta get We gotta get one for episode. Folks
1284
01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:51.000
gotta mention Blue Choo, Gotta mention Triple H nipples. We
1285
01:15:51.039 --> 01:15:52.880
gotta make fart noises for Lee by sake.
1286
01:15:53.560 --> 01:16:03.399
For my sake. So Haws works over Kidman, which includes
1287
01:16:03.479 --> 01:16:06.119
screaming and yelling while choking him. On the second rope,
1288
01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:10.840
Hask goes to jump on Kidman, but he dodges and
1289
01:16:10.880 --> 01:16:16.000
Hosk gets trapped up in the ropes. Kidman starts hitting
1290
01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:18.479
a hass in the back of the head and tags
1291
01:16:18.520 --> 01:16:21.600
in Ray. This allows Kidman to hold Haws and position
1292
01:16:21.680 --> 01:16:23.920
for Ray to hit a springboard leg drop, which.
1293
01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:24.760
Looked really cool.
1294
01:16:25.840 --> 01:16:28.680
Yeah, you know, I like the spot because it made sense,
1295
01:16:29.199 --> 01:16:32.479
because you know, I hate that Alberto del Rio corner
1296
01:16:32.520 --> 01:16:34.239
move where they just kind of hold themselves up in
1297
01:16:34.239 --> 01:16:36.079
the corner and he stomps him down.
1298
01:16:36.880 --> 01:16:37.119
Yeah.
1299
01:16:37.479 --> 01:16:39.560
Yeah, it's one of those moves where you can say
1300
01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:40.399
wrestling's fake.
1301
01:16:41.159 --> 01:16:44.079
So I feel like it's on the person who's receiving
1302
01:16:44.079 --> 01:16:46.800
the move to try and sell it like, oh, they're
1303
01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:48.680
trying to get up, they're just so weak, And then
1304
01:16:48.720 --> 01:16:50.600
the person who's doing the move just to be quick
1305
01:16:50.640 --> 01:16:54.520
about it. Whenever they drag it out, it's like fuck right.
1306
01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:58.680
Uh but you know who who knew it works so well?
1307
01:16:58.680 --> 01:17:03.039
If you had someone else holding that's somebody. Ray goes
1308
01:17:03.079 --> 01:17:04.640
for the pen, but Benjamin breaks it up.
1309
01:17:06.000 --> 01:17:06.399
Uh.
1310
01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:09.800
Fellas have a question for you both. Okay, what does
1311
01:17:09.920 --> 01:17:10.880
drop the dime mean?
1312
01:17:12.399 --> 01:17:16.439
Drop the dime? Well, I mean, in one instance, it
1313
01:17:16.479 --> 01:17:21.039
means to to rat somebody out, or it's to make
1314
01:17:21.079 --> 01:17:24.359
a very sweet pass in the game of basketball.
1315
01:17:27.520 --> 01:17:32.560
Kyle, do you have any theories game I was gonna
1316
01:17:32.600 --> 01:17:33.760
say to me.
1317
01:17:33.960 --> 01:17:37.159
I've heard to drop the dime be used like whenever
1318
01:17:37.199 --> 01:17:38.640
you go to the store and pay for something with
1319
01:17:38.640 --> 01:17:40.520
two dollars and they give you change and it just
1320
01:17:40.600 --> 01:17:42.560
kind of slips through your fingers. You have to pick
1321
01:17:42.600 --> 01:17:47.000
it up, like I'm sorry, I dropped the dime.
1322
01:17:48.399 --> 01:17:50.880
You know, they say it for Ray Mysterio a lot.
1323
01:17:51.000 --> 01:17:53.239
They go drop the dime, drop the dime.
1324
01:17:53.359 --> 01:17:53.640
Cool.
1325
01:17:54.600 --> 01:17:57.800
Uh. I don't have an answer, but the only thing
1326
01:17:57.840 --> 01:18:00.800
I could think of was, like, you know, you know
1327
01:18:00.880 --> 01:18:03.439
airy code six point nine, maybe like a pink ball.
1328
01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:05.720
Yeah, I can see that maybe.
1329
01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:09.359
But if anyone out there has an answer, please let
1330
01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:12.600
us know. Mister Frets. I'm counting on you, mister Frets.
1331
01:18:12.640 --> 01:18:13.920
I know you're listening out there.
1332
01:18:16.680 --> 01:18:21.359
He's what yep, it's making a phone call twenty am.
1333
01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:21.760
I right.
1334
01:18:22.479 --> 01:18:25.239
Oh sucks.
1335
01:18:28.560 --> 01:18:31.600
So Ray goes for a will barrow bulldog, but Hass
1336
01:18:31.640 --> 01:18:34.760
reverses into what appears to be a reverse Bubba bomb
1337
01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:38.079
of swords, and then he hits a reverse stink face.
1338
01:18:38.119 --> 01:18:39.960
But you guys don't want to see that it's only
1339
01:18:40.039 --> 01:18:46.640
on the DVD. This plan has then hits a hammer
1340
01:18:46.680 --> 01:18:49.319
throw Irish whip to send Ray barreling into the corner.
1341
01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:53.359
Ray attempts a head scissors, but Hass reverses in midair
1342
01:18:53.439 --> 01:18:56.600
and slams Ray to the mat.
1343
01:18:57.359 --> 01:18:57.600
Uh.
1344
01:18:57.640 --> 01:19:00.279
My wife, Stephanie kept calling Charlie oss justin timbers Lake.
1345
01:19:02.640 --> 01:19:05.119
That's the only way he'd get any any more entertaining
1346
01:19:05.199 --> 01:19:06.279
is if you was someone else.
1347
01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:07.520
Mm hmmm.
1348
01:19:09.600 --> 01:19:12.439
Benjamin tags in and just vaults Ray high into the air.
1349
01:19:13.600 --> 01:19:16.800
Shelton's power bomb is reversing to a awesome her karana
1350
01:19:16.800 --> 01:19:19.399
flip drop kick by Ray, and then we get the
1351
01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:21.159
hot tag to Billy.
1352
01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:26.199
Kidman, Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy Billy.
1353
01:19:29.560 --> 01:19:34.159
That should have been as healthy. It's like nobody can
1354
01:19:34.199 --> 01:19:34.800
take me on.
1355
01:19:34.920 --> 01:19:37.319
Billy Billy billy goggle.
1356
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:42.359
Why does that remind me? Giggle cream and vice City.
1357
01:19:52.479 --> 01:19:54.760
Billy.
1358
01:19:56.560 --> 01:20:00.439
I would love that he comes with the hot tag. Uh.
1359
01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:02.880
He hits a bunch of clothes lines and dropkicks, which
1360
01:20:02.880 --> 01:20:03.920
is then followed by.
1361
01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:10.560
Oh my god to Charlie.
1362
01:20:10.600 --> 01:20:14.359
Haass good a b K bomb from Kidman, but it's
1363
01:20:14.399 --> 01:20:16.880
only good for two Also credit.
1364
01:20:16.720 --> 01:20:18.640
It turned me a while to realize b K bomb
1365
01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:19.680
stood for Billy Kidman.
1366
01:20:20.880 --> 01:20:23.760
What do you think it? Zambra Burger King like, well,
1367
01:20:23.800 --> 01:20:24.239
I was just.
1368
01:20:24.199 --> 01:20:27.560
Like b K bomb? What like Brooklyn Like, oh, Billy Kidman.
1369
01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:36.439
That's why Jake is the stupid dummy of the night. Uh,
1370
01:20:36.439 --> 01:20:39.159
Which I gotta give credit to Taz again because without him,
1371
01:20:39.159 --> 01:20:42.640
I wouldn't know that this was a b K bomb man.
1372
01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:46.760
Tas is a highly underrated good color commentator.
1373
01:20:47.439 --> 01:20:48.760
Yeah he's great, He's got it.
1374
01:20:48.960 --> 01:20:52.119
He has his flubs, but like overall he is very solid.
1375
01:20:52.399 --> 01:20:54.800
Yeah, and he still got it too, which is which
1376
01:20:54.840 --> 01:20:56.079
is great. I love to task.
1377
01:20:57.600 --> 01:21:01.079
And it looks like those diabolicals Chounge of Guns. The
1378
01:21:01.119 --> 01:21:03.960
World Squatish Tag Team are fit of cheat. It hit
1379
01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:07.880
a broken arrow behind the rift back, but Ray is
1380
01:21:07.960 --> 01:21:10.159
fast enough to break up the dive onto Kidd's back
1381
01:21:10.199 --> 01:21:12.119
by pulling it Benjamin's feet as he comes off the
1382
01:21:12.239 --> 01:21:17.800
ropes Benjamin. Meanwhile, Kidman is setting up haas for the
1383
01:21:17.840 --> 01:21:20.000
six to one nine, but it has broken up as well,
1384
01:21:20.720 --> 01:21:23.439
but Benjamin returns the favor by grabbing Ray's feet as
1385
01:21:23.479 --> 01:21:26.880
he has thropes, so Ray settles for a springboard. Seated's
1386
01:21:26.920 --> 01:21:31.920
sent on to the Florida drop Benjamin. Immediately afterwards, hass
1387
01:21:31.960 --> 01:21:33.840
rushes Kidman, but he gets caught with those.
1388
01:21:35.840 --> 01:21:38.720
To the other killing dudes all over the place on
1389
01:21:38.760 --> 01:21:39.199
this match.
1390
01:21:39.319 --> 01:21:40.239
I'm telling you.
1391
01:21:41.000 --> 01:21:43.439
I heard afterwards they are more beat up than Kurt
1392
01:21:43.479 --> 01:21:47.119
Angle after WrestleMania. I heard they.
1393
01:21:46.119 --> 01:21:48.000
Had next surgery right there in the ring.
1394
01:21:49.319 --> 01:21:53.319
The ring, next surgery, just you know, patch him up,
1395
01:21:53.479 --> 01:21:56.239
let him go, keep fighting. Isn't a full body cast?
1396
01:21:58.439 --> 01:22:03.039
Just throw themselves at each other and whoever just happens
1397
01:22:03.079 --> 01:22:08.560
to land on top wins. So Kidman, with an unbelievable spot,
1398
01:22:08.680 --> 01:22:11.079
scales the ropes and hits a shooting star press to
1399
01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:17.119
the floor. That crane amazing, Yeah, what it was at
1400
01:22:17.119 --> 01:22:19.319
that time, the Pepsi blue splash of the night. But
1401
01:22:19.399 --> 01:22:22.760
there is only one better, and that's.
1402
01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:25.159
Canyon move better.
1403
01:22:26.960 --> 01:22:29.399
So back End and Kidman covers, but only gets two
1404
01:22:30.000 --> 01:22:32.279
and I think the ref slow counted, which I hate.
1405
01:22:33.359 --> 01:22:36.479
Is this the one where the fans get super pissed
1406
01:22:36.520 --> 01:22:37.319
and start chanting?
1407
01:22:37.840 --> 01:22:40.560
Ah, it's either this one or a spot right after this,
1408
01:22:40.680 --> 01:22:44.640
I don't remember, but a little tussle ensues on the
1409
01:22:44.640 --> 01:22:47.560
apron ray is distracting the ref, which allows Benjamin to
1410
01:22:47.640 --> 01:22:51.800
run in and ram Kidman to the post. Kidman slips
1411
01:22:51.800 --> 01:22:54.600
out of a surfboard and since Charlie outside, but gets
1412
01:22:54.760 --> 01:22:59.319
quickly stifled. Kidman fights out of the corner by tossing
1413
01:22:59.359 --> 01:23:03.600
Hass to the outside. The tag can next, but Shelton
1414
01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:07.119
distracted by the referee uh drawing some very nicely from
1415
01:23:07.159 --> 01:23:10.479
the crowd right there and allows the World's Greatest Tag
1416
01:23:10.520 --> 01:23:14.199
team to hit a double suplex power bomb by Benjamin,
1417
01:23:14.199 --> 01:23:17.159
and they're just wearing Kiddmen down. Taz goes on a
1418
01:23:17.199 --> 01:23:20.640
rant about how this isn't ballet lollipops or rainbows, this
1419
01:23:20.720 --> 01:23:29.159
is a fight. Kidman utilizes the energy of fans clapping
1420
01:23:29.520 --> 01:23:34.399
to make the hot tag to break mysterio. He comes.
1421
01:23:35.960 --> 01:23:38.640
He comes in with an awesome flip drop cake of sorts,
1422
01:23:39.119 --> 01:23:43.439
followed by an integrated Benjamin. Charlie Hawk comes after Ray,
1423
01:23:43.479 --> 01:23:47.279
but looks like a big ol' oaf as Ray ducks
1424
01:23:47.399 --> 01:23:52.359
and he goes barreling over the top rope springboard into
1425
01:23:52.399 --> 01:23:54.880
a sunset flip is only good for two from Ray,
1426
01:23:55.439 --> 01:23:58.520
but he lands a huge will barrel DDT which gets
1427
01:23:58.520 --> 01:24:00.560
the nearest of near falls on shell Benjamin.
1428
01:24:01.319 --> 01:24:03.720
That's the yeah that's the one that the fans got
1429
01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:06.920
hot at that. They were like boom, they thought it
1430
01:24:07.000 --> 01:24:09.399
was three, but it was pretty clearly too. They just
1431
01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:11.039
didn't like the outcome, right.
1432
01:24:12.079 --> 01:24:13.479
Yeah, they're bunch of stupid dummies.
1433
01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:16.560
The six one nine into the springboards seated, sent On
1434
01:24:16.640 --> 01:24:20.520
connects and looks to finish, but the referees with Kidman
1435
01:24:23.479 --> 01:24:27.920
bad reffing in this match. Man, Yeah, this, allowing Shelton
1436
01:24:28.159 --> 01:24:31.159
to make the save. Kidman launches right up for a
1437
01:24:31.239 --> 01:24:35.760
superhero corona and a very near fall on hass Uh.
1438
01:24:35.800 --> 01:24:38.640
My question is referee for this match is Mike Kyota?
1439
01:24:39.520 --> 01:24:42.680
How did he make it to this match after just
1440
01:24:42.720 --> 01:24:44.560
getting beat up in the opening contest?
1441
01:24:45.760 --> 01:24:48.279
Hey man, the refs gotta ref's gotta do what a
1442
01:24:48.279 --> 01:24:48.960
ref's gotta do.
1443
01:24:49.399 --> 01:24:50.359
Just put a Z pack on it.
1444
01:24:50.479 --> 01:24:50.680
Man.
1445
01:24:52.840 --> 01:24:55.039
Ray shocked face and big reaction from the crowd push
1446
01:24:55.119 --> 01:24:59.319
things even further. Dragon whipped to Kidman since uh sends
1447
01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:01.800
him out. Ray lows up a victory role on Hass
1448
01:25:02.239 --> 01:25:05.119
but Benjamin makes up blind tag and springboards into a
1449
01:25:05.119 --> 01:25:07.600
closed line as hass Power bombs him down for the
1450
01:25:07.640 --> 01:25:11.720
pen as Kidman is just too late to retain the.
1451
01:25:11.640 --> 01:25:16.319
Titles anyways, as far as what I thought of it,
1452
01:25:16.319 --> 01:25:21.640
it could have been better, you know, thumbs down. I'm
1453
01:25:21.680 --> 01:25:24.920
just kidding. I would definitely give it a thumbs up.
1454
01:25:25.239 --> 01:25:28.520
It was. It was a really great tag match. Both teams,
1455
01:25:28.680 --> 01:25:31.920
a lot of real flipping and flopping, a lot of intensity.
1456
01:25:32.319 --> 01:25:35.800
I really dug it. I was hoping Ray would pick
1457
01:25:35.880 --> 01:25:38.520
up the win. Ray Old Billy Billy Kay Old b
1458
01:25:38.720 --> 01:25:42.159
K didn't really pan out that way. But yeah, both
1459
01:25:42.159 --> 01:25:44.359
teams showed a lot of a lot of greatness. I
1460
01:25:44.399 --> 01:25:45.199
really like this match.
1461
01:25:48.880 --> 01:25:50.800
Yeah, I mean not a lot to say. I mean
1462
01:25:50.840 --> 01:25:52.600
thumbs up. For me, it's a it's a good match.
1463
01:25:52.600 --> 01:25:57.039
It's definitely probably the best match of the night. So yeah,
1464
01:25:57.520 --> 01:26:00.399
good I think so. Anyway, as far as like just
1465
01:26:00.479 --> 01:26:05.239
the wrestling goes, even even if Charlie Hass is involved,
1466
01:26:05.239 --> 01:26:09.359
it's still the best, best overall wrestling match, I think so. Yeah,
1467
01:26:09.399 --> 01:26:11.159
it's my match of the night anyway, thumbs up.
1468
01:26:11.359 --> 01:26:11.880
I definitely.
1469
01:26:11.880 --> 01:26:13.960
I think I was just gonna say, I think Hass
1470
01:26:14.079 --> 01:26:17.720
is like improved on what we'd seen previously, but yeah,
1471
01:26:17.720 --> 01:26:18.720
he's still not perfect.
1472
01:26:19.039 --> 01:26:19.960
He's still a butthole.
1473
01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:21.319
He's still a little butthole.
1474
01:26:22.840 --> 01:26:24.920
I definitely disagree with you Jake. But that's like a
1475
01:26:24.960 --> 01:26:27.840
good problem to have, and we'll talk more about that later.
1476
01:26:28.319 --> 01:26:31.319
But if it's it's not love mc mahon and gwan,
1477
01:26:31.399 --> 01:26:31.720
don't you.
1478
01:26:32.039 --> 01:26:34.479
If it's not number one, it's number two, I will
1479
01:26:34.520 --> 01:26:39.439
say that, oh you. But I give this match a
1480
01:26:39.479 --> 01:26:42.079
thumbs up and was it was very good. Lots of
1481
01:26:42.119 --> 01:26:44.560
action and I actually dug for a change the world's
1482
01:26:44.560 --> 01:26:47.359
greatest tag team and as heels in this role, I
1483
01:26:47.399 --> 01:26:48.119
want to see more.
1484
01:26:48.800 --> 01:26:52.359
Yeah, they did a great job. I gotta say, very cohesive.
1485
01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:57.319
So Jake got just to a commercial break.
1486
01:26:58.159 --> 01:27:03.079
We'll see right back with poor hilarious rest stuff.
1487
01:27:03.000 --> 01:27:06.239
After these messages. Don't miss it.
1488
01:27:16.359 --> 01:27:21.680
There are two types of people now, those who run
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from trouble.
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And those who stand and fight.
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Which one are you?
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You don't miss Laura Croft in this summer's blockbuster head
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Soon writer Angel of Darkness, Rady tea for teen in
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stores now. For generations, they have been the two biggest
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names in terror.
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He may get the blood, but I have the glory.
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This summer, for the first time ever, two legends will
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come together.
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Style is bad Off to sleep o Gosh, Fredy versus
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Jason The Winner kills all Redd r yes, I did
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to wait.
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Time bad time dawn.
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You'll think about yoursel pap back upbout time time job, You'll.
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Think you about yourself.
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Paple you cat.
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Pepsi blue a fusion of berries with splash of cola. Yes,
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pepsi blue. It's a blue thing.
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See my ball light there where I don't see it? Man,
1509
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I think a scrarelated point.
1510
01:29:19.880 --> 01:29:20.279
Right.
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01:29:20.479 --> 01:29:22.600
Oh that's not my ball, got your name on it,
1512
01:29:22.760 --> 01:29:24.479
smer No, that's not my itchaball.
1513
01:29:26.880 --> 01:29:30.039
I can't go in there, man, I won't go in there.
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01:29:33.119 --> 01:29:35.800
Jane jumps walk, bike and walk. There's one stove board
1515
01:29:35.800 --> 01:29:38.399
and Mario about to stop. Drawer don't even in general,
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gave you break it.
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In for everybody.
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She's alluding.
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She's sexy and she's got an amazing forehands four sable
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Stephanie McMahon two women he just can't keep their hands
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off each other. SmackDown presents Vengeance Live next only on
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Not practice podcast, practice podcast doing then noises that we
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do on the show, doing the noise we do on
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the show Boom, We're good, coming up soon.
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You don't know what to do. So if you like
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those types of shenanigans, but you need to listen to
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my show with that guy.
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Over there, Alex and that guy over there, Jake.
1544
01:31:40.840 --> 01:31:44.079
It's My show with Alex and Jake, the flagship show
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01:31:44.359 --> 01:31:45.640
of the Red Arrow Network.
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Everywhere podcasts are event. So we cut to Colon Taz
1547
01:32:34.239 --> 01:32:37.720
and Michael Cole says, look at all these coal minkers here.
1548
01:32:38.079 --> 01:32:39.039
Why are you laughing?
1549
01:32:39.520 --> 01:32:41.520
Sound like you said, cut to Colon Taz.
1550
01:32:44.279 --> 01:32:45.359
That is not funny.
1551
01:32:45.960 --> 01:32:46.800
You know that's funny.
1552
01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:49.960
Colon Tart, It's like botholes.
1553
01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:51.560
Everybody.
1554
01:32:52.920 --> 01:32:55.760
Okay, let's try to say leave by the bottle. We
1555
01:32:55.800 --> 01:33:05.119
cut the Tazz and Michael Cole. Michael Cole said.
1556
01:33:01.279 --> 01:33:05.439
Oh wait, it's funny because of how much you changed
1557
01:33:05.439 --> 01:33:11.319
it just so it was I just flipped their names around,
1558
01:33:11.840 --> 01:33:22.239
but you also said Michael completely. Okay, okay, gonna tell
1559
01:33:22.279 --> 01:33:23.520
us more about colon test.
1560
01:33:24.600 --> 01:33:28.119
We cut to the announcers at ringside. Michael Cole says.
1561
01:33:30.479 --> 01:33:32.479
Okay, he just laughs benscots mag.
1562
01:33:33.159 --> 01:33:35.199
I'll wait, stop laughing gmin.
1563
01:33:38.520 --> 01:33:41.079
Michael Cole says, look at all these coal miners here.
1564
01:33:42.119 --> 01:33:43.920
I was surprised he was saying that back in two
1565
01:33:43.920 --> 01:33:48.239
thousand and three, honestly, and Tas was like, no, bro,
1566
01:33:48.560 --> 01:33:53.880
they're my taz maniacs uh. And they looked to Sable
1567
01:33:53.960 --> 01:33:57.079
versus Stephanie as one heck of a cat fight. Speaking
1568
01:33:57.119 --> 01:34:22.880
of next match, Cow, there's.
1569
01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:23.239
A no count.
1570
01:34:23.279 --> 01:34:28.720
Okay, actually that's just sad Marsh.
1571
01:34:28.800 --> 01:34:29.079
Marsh.
1572
01:34:29.079 --> 01:34:29.359
I'll go.
1573
01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:32.039
If it works.
1574
01:34:36.119 --> 01:34:40.920
Anyways, it is grandest opening for like the least exciting
1575
01:34:40.960 --> 01:34:41.760
match in the world.
1576
01:34:42.920 --> 01:34:46.680
You called this no, no, you can't fine. I call
1577
01:34:46.760 --> 01:34:48.439
this miss mcman fetish match.
1578
01:34:51.079 --> 01:34:51.279
Yeah.
1579
01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:53.880
I call this a stable butt flost match.
1580
01:34:55.840 --> 01:35:00.319
I kind of it's it's a stable big because don't
1581
01:35:00.359 --> 01:35:02.439
go slam.
1582
01:35:02.600 --> 01:35:07.960
So the backstory here is a little loaded, but here
1583
01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:11.720
it is. Sable was brought in by Vince to be
1584
01:35:11.760 --> 01:35:16.760
Stephanie's personal assistant, and Stephanie did not like this because
1585
01:35:16.800 --> 01:35:21.479
obviously it's veiled to be Vince trying to make out
1586
01:35:21.560 --> 01:35:26.239
and fill up Sable, which he is.
1587
01:35:25.840 --> 01:35:28.439
What if he just went up like I want to
1588
01:35:28.479 --> 01:35:31.359
make out if you feel you up, I'm like, just blunt.
1589
01:35:31.600 --> 01:35:33.359
I'm sure he did, and that's why she sued.
1590
01:35:33.359 --> 01:35:38.840
Like them, that'll be ten thousand dollars.
1591
01:35:40.239 --> 01:35:43.319
Uh So, Vince Table, they're always just making out and stuff.
1592
01:35:43.760 --> 01:35:45.960
And just when you consider that only a couple of
1593
01:35:46.000 --> 01:35:48.119
years ago, prior to this point, Sable was suing the
1594
01:35:48.119 --> 01:35:52.359
company for sexual harassment. Just add some uncomfortability to this
1595
01:35:52.399 --> 01:35:57.199
whole thing. There was a segment on SmackDown where Vince
1596
01:35:57.239 --> 01:36:00.399
and Sable were making out on Stephanie's desk after uh,
1597
01:36:00.520 --> 01:36:03.880
Sable tried to seduce sac Allan to make him look
1598
01:36:03.880 --> 01:36:06.199
foolish and so.
1599
01:36:06.520 --> 01:36:11.960
Just seduce them for that.
1600
01:36:09.960 --> 01:36:11.600
Don't you dare? Just the one legged boy?
1601
01:36:13.760 --> 01:36:15.720
We love you, Zach Trow, Thank you Zach.
1602
01:36:18.199 --> 01:36:21.960
So they're making out and Stephanie comes barging in. Just
1603
01:36:22.039 --> 01:36:24.039
get out and Sable goes running off.
1604
01:36:25.279 --> 01:36:27.840
She came in and said, don't need it, and she.
1605
01:36:27.840 --> 01:36:31.760
Just starts going off on Vince. And do you guys
1606
01:36:31.760 --> 01:36:34.000
remember back in our Royal Rumbo review when I referred
1607
01:36:34.000 --> 01:36:36.279
to Tory Wilson versus Don Marie in the first ever
1608
01:36:36.600 --> 01:36:41.359
historic stepmother versus stepdaughter match? As this has Vince mcmahonfetish
1609
01:36:41.399 --> 01:36:42.159
written all over.
1610
01:36:42.039 --> 01:36:45.279
It, Yes, vividly, how could I forget?
1611
01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:48.479
And how I then said it wouldn't be the last
1612
01:36:48.479 --> 01:36:53.079
time I said that this year. No, I here's the
1613
01:36:53.119 --> 01:36:58.359
continuation of that as as during during this said segment,
1614
01:36:59.279 --> 01:37:02.479
Stephanie is rating Vince for not being a loving father
1615
01:37:03.159 --> 01:37:06.720
and insinuates that he forced her to do sexual acts
1616
01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:08.920
with business partners to seal the deal.
1617
01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:12.159
Oh yeah, who doesn't want their daughter to do that?
1618
01:37:12.199 --> 01:37:14.000
It's what the daughters are for, right, But.
1619
01:37:13.880 --> 01:37:17.000
Why couldn't it just be left? And he hasn't you know?
1620
01:37:17.039 --> 01:37:19.640
He sucked as a dad. Why had this sexual stuff?
1621
01:37:20.000 --> 01:37:21.640
Because that's what gets Vince off.
1622
01:37:23.159 --> 01:37:26.760
Then one week later on SmackDown.
1623
01:37:27.079 --> 01:37:29.359
Vinc You're about to do your bish off impression.
1624
01:37:29.600 --> 01:37:34.399
Deal a week later but listen viz exex, Vince was
1625
01:37:34.439 --> 01:37:37.000
seemingly apologizing to Stephanie.
1626
01:37:36.960 --> 01:37:38.000
Semen and.
1627
01:37:39.800 --> 01:37:45.119
Shut up. And in reference to sealing the deal, you
1628
01:37:45.159 --> 01:37:50.239
know that whole line he dropped. He says, I didn't
1629
01:37:50.279 --> 01:37:54.560
do it, but uh, you know it was a I
1630
01:37:54.640 --> 01:37:55.760
got to flower.
1631
01:37:55.399 --> 01:37:55.680
To you.
1632
01:38:00.159 --> 01:38:03.720
If I I feel that.
1633
01:38:05.399 --> 01:38:09.479
Last week your comments have scorn well they're still ringing
1634
01:38:09.479 --> 01:38:10.119
in my ears.
1635
01:38:12.319 --> 01:38:13.479
But I'd like to state this.
1636
01:38:13.560 --> 01:38:19.520
That that you have always been the apple of my eye.
1637
01:38:20.520 --> 01:38:21.520
You always have been.
1638
01:38:22.119 --> 01:38:25.840
You've always been Daddy's little girl, and you always will.
1639
01:38:28.880 --> 01:38:32.479
I'm trying to have a conversation with my daughter, has
1640
01:38:32.520 --> 01:38:41.239
gone include any of you people, Please, Okay, I'm trying
1641
01:38:41.239 --> 01:38:42.800
to say something to my daughter.
1642
01:38:47.119 --> 01:38:52.279
So even when you were just a little.
1643
01:38:52.000 --> 01:38:55.239
Girl and you had that that cute little Darthy Hamil haircut,
1644
01:38:55.319 --> 01:38:58.960
remember that. I mean, you were absolutely precious.
1645
01:38:59.279 --> 01:39:01.279
And you kind.
1646
01:39:01.079 --> 01:39:02.479
Of grew up on me very quickly.
1647
01:39:02.520 --> 01:39:03.960
You matured very quickly.
1648
01:39:04.039 --> 01:39:10.600
Yes, And I admit when you were seventeen, I admit
1649
01:39:10.720 --> 01:39:14.239
now that I asked you to close certain business deals
1650
01:39:14.239 --> 01:39:17.199
for me, or at least to help me, and you did.
1651
01:39:17.239 --> 01:39:20.520
And I didn't realize at the time really what I
1652
01:39:20.560 --> 01:39:26.079
had done. I didn't realize it until last week. And
1653
01:39:26.119 --> 01:39:30.560
some would say I'm immoral others may say I'm amoral.
1654
01:39:31.720 --> 01:39:34.800
I don't really know, except that I realize now what
1655
01:39:34.960 --> 01:39:36.239
I truly.
1656
01:39:35.840 --> 01:39:36.560
Did, Stephanie.
1657
01:39:37.279 --> 01:39:39.359
I stole something from you, Stephanie.
1658
01:39:42.920 --> 01:39:44.000
I stole.
1659
01:39:45.279 --> 01:39:46.159
Something from you.
1660
01:39:46.199 --> 01:39:47.199
I stole your.
1661
01:39:47.079 --> 01:39:48.520
Innocence from you, Stephanie.
1662
01:39:54.920 --> 01:39:58.880
And it's almost as if it's almost as if I,
1663
01:39:58.960 --> 01:40:00.159
even though I didn't.
1664
01:40:00.079 --> 01:40:09.520
Donald personally deflowered you.
1665
01:40:09.520 --> 01:40:14.039
Ew man is attracted to his daughter. You can't tell
1666
01:40:14.079 --> 01:40:14.800
me otherwise.
1667
01:40:15.239 --> 01:40:15.840
Well, yeah, you.
1668
01:40:15.760 --> 01:40:18.039
Wanted to have that incest dangle, and Stephanie was like
1669
01:40:18.319 --> 01:40:19.159
hell Na.
1670
01:40:20.399 --> 01:40:23.960
But no, no, Dad, no, saying father on planet Earth
1671
01:40:24.560 --> 01:40:28.680
would say that, not even acting. That's wrong with you,
1672
01:40:28.720 --> 01:40:30.880
father exactly exactly.
1673
01:40:31.439 --> 01:40:34.399
But if there was if there was any doubt, you know,
1674
01:40:34.760 --> 01:40:39.039
even even with the incest proposed storyline, let this be
1675
01:40:39.199 --> 01:40:43.079
affirmation to you that this mac man is indeed attracted
1676
01:40:43.079 --> 01:40:43.760
to his daughter.
1677
01:40:44.880 --> 01:40:46.760
You hear you heard it here first, folks, ruth is
1678
01:40:46.760 --> 01:40:47.079
a question.
1679
01:40:47.720 --> 01:40:53.600
We got the scoop baby, So what do fathers do
1680
01:40:53.800 --> 01:40:57.199
that running multi multi million dollar wrestling company attracted to
1681
01:40:57.239 --> 01:41:01.479
their adult daughter's due go skiing. They booked them in
1682
01:41:01.520 --> 01:41:03.079
a sanctioned cat fight with their.
1683
01:41:02.960 --> 01:41:07.640
Mistress, except there was no actual cat this time, which
1684
01:41:07.680 --> 01:41:08.920
was a real disappointment.
1685
01:41:10.359 --> 01:41:10.840
That's right.
1686
01:41:11.720 --> 01:41:14.039
And to be completely honest, we're not here cat fight.
1687
01:41:14.119 --> 01:41:21.479
I think. I think when I hear the term cat fight,
1688
01:41:21.560 --> 01:41:24.359
I was thinking like grabbing hair and slapping around and stuff.
1689
01:41:24.399 --> 01:41:26.159
And this was more of a brawl.
1690
01:41:26.680 --> 01:41:32.680
And panties match, oh, and panties match. And obviously they
1691
01:41:32.720 --> 01:41:35.239
hate each other and have been attacking each other on SmackDown,
1692
01:41:36.000 --> 01:41:38.640
one of which had Stephanie rip off tables shirt and
1693
01:41:38.720 --> 01:41:41.399
bron to show her boobs on TV and.
1694
01:41:41.479 --> 01:41:43.960
We saw the eye of the Tiger for when stuff
1695
01:41:43.960 --> 01:41:45.760
fell down to that's right.
1696
01:41:46.680 --> 01:41:54.800
Yeah, So who will win vkm's affection or something.
1697
01:41:54.479 --> 01:41:56.399
Like that vkm's erection.
1698
01:41:59.079 --> 01:42:01.399
So first things first here fellas what the heck is
1699
01:42:01.399 --> 01:42:02.199
Stephanie wearing?
1700
01:42:03.079 --> 01:42:05.119
I don't know. It was weird.
1701
01:42:05.640 --> 01:42:06.640
It was weird.
1702
01:42:06.560 --> 01:42:11.680
Zebra boots in like a d V like boobs out
1703
01:42:11.680 --> 01:42:12.239
and everything.
1704
01:42:14.239 --> 01:42:16.880
Yeah, this is the this is the TNA era of
1705
01:42:17.520 --> 01:42:18.079
w w E.
1706
01:42:18.520 --> 01:42:20.760
Yeah, she'm I'm not gonna assume that she didn't get
1707
01:42:20.760 --> 01:42:23.039
to choose the outfit. Vince was like, you're gonna wear there's.
1708
01:42:23.399 --> 01:42:25.079
She shows up, She's like, how is this? And you
1709
01:42:25.079 --> 01:42:27.279
know it's it's on the neck and he's like hang
1710
01:42:27.319 --> 01:42:31.119
On takes a pair of scissors, it just starts clipping.
1711
01:42:31.239 --> 01:42:35.560
He just takes his hands, hold them apart.
1712
01:42:35.640 --> 01:42:36.079
Damn it.
1713
01:42:37.880 --> 01:42:39.520
So I'm gonna I'm gonna toss it over to Kyle
1714
01:42:39.560 --> 01:42:42.880
for this match our official Diva Inspector, Kyle, what happened
1715
01:42:42.880 --> 01:42:43.359
in this match?
1716
01:42:44.159 --> 01:42:44.279
Uh?
1717
01:42:44.640 --> 01:42:46.000
You don't want me to go like beat for beat
1718
01:42:46.079 --> 01:42:47.079
Levi style, are you?
1719
01:42:47.960 --> 01:42:49.079
I don't think that's necessary.
1720
01:42:49.159 --> 01:42:52.760
No, it's not necessary. Really, there's not a whole lot
1721
01:42:52.800 --> 01:42:56.439
to this match. It's mostly just like I said, it's
1722
01:42:56.479 --> 01:42:59.640
a brawl with a lot of a lot of offense
1723
01:42:59.680 --> 01:43:02.680
from Defhanie. You know, she's fighting like she's got like
1724
01:43:02.760 --> 01:43:04.560
she got a reason, like I hate you, I hate
1725
01:43:04.640 --> 01:43:08.279
your woman, your curse woman. Uh sable. Whenever she fights back,
1726
01:43:08.359 --> 01:43:13.079
she tries using her gazungas so to speak, and being like,
1727
01:43:13.199 --> 01:43:15.960
are I physically attractive in a weird kind of way?
1728
01:43:17.000 --> 01:43:17.520
The grind?
1729
01:43:18.119 --> 01:43:21.079
Yeah? The grind? She like, yeah, knocks Stephanie down.
1730
01:43:21.119 --> 01:43:26.000
She grinds it was ready where the Grindwhile meanwhile, somewhere
1731
01:43:26.000 --> 01:43:28.239
in the back brock lasers like, I would very much
1732
01:43:28.399 --> 01:43:30.600
like to see that for the rest of my life.
1733
01:43:30.920 --> 01:43:32.960
I want to say those bit gazongas forever.
1734
01:43:33.600 --> 01:43:37.520
Hey, fun fact for you, Sable is twelve years older
1735
01:43:37.560 --> 01:43:37.760
than that.
1736
01:43:40.520 --> 01:43:42.119
And the cycle continues.
1737
01:43:43.199 --> 01:43:43.600
Mm hmm.
1738
01:43:44.239 --> 01:43:47.159
Anyway, they fight, they spat, they flip around, there's some
1739
01:43:47.199 --> 01:43:52.079
near falls and such until uh, the big moment when
1740
01:43:52.239 --> 01:43:55.399
Stephanie is kind of like getting Sable in the corner
1741
01:43:55.439 --> 01:43:58.479
and she starts ripping her shirt off, exposing the patented
1742
01:43:58.600 --> 01:44:03.039
Sable gazongas and so stables just trying trying to fight
1743
01:44:03.079 --> 01:44:06.880
to keep her mobies in when referee H's like, hey,
1744
01:44:06.960 --> 01:44:08.760
cut it out of the poolbies are coming it out
1745
01:44:08.800 --> 01:44:11.000
and Stephanie's like, I don't care, and.
1746
01:44:10.920 --> 01:44:12.720
She's like hey. He's like, hey, who wants to see
1747
01:44:12.760 --> 01:44:13.439
my tattoo?
1748
01:44:14.479 --> 01:44:16.279
You know this cool guy at tattoo, So he whips
1749
01:44:16.279 --> 01:44:19.279
his shirt off. He's like, here you go, Sable, honorable,
1750
01:44:19.319 --> 01:44:23.439
cover up those boobets and uh. In the meantime, out
1751
01:44:23.479 --> 01:44:26.159
of nowhere, like a freaking mac truck, here comes Tas
1752
01:44:26.359 --> 01:44:27.119
or not tag.
1753
01:44:29.520 --> 01:44:30.039
It's cool.
1754
01:44:30.159 --> 01:44:30.960
I can't take it.
1755
01:44:31.319 --> 01:44:34.399
No, he comes from a train out of nowhere and
1756
01:44:34.560 --> 01:44:37.560
just destroys Stephanie and.
1757
01:44:37.560 --> 01:44:38.560
Uh takes off.
1758
01:44:39.079 --> 01:44:39.960
It just takes off.
1759
01:44:40.039 --> 01:44:42.159
I don't know where she was on the tracks.
1760
01:44:43.479 --> 01:44:45.279
She was on the tracks. The guy hit by the train.
1761
01:44:47.680 --> 01:44:50.520
I just imagine now, like a train is just running
1762
01:44:50.560 --> 01:44:54.560
around like the If you get in the way, he
1763
01:44:54.680 --> 01:44:57.279
just knocks you over. It just so happened that the
1764
01:44:57.319 --> 01:44:59.640
tracks went through the arena at that very moment.
1765
01:45:00.000 --> 01:45:00.359
There you go.
1766
01:45:02.199 --> 01:45:05.119
One thing I do want to say before you finish here, uh,
1767
01:45:05.319 --> 01:45:07.239
not only here on the pay per view, but on
1768
01:45:07.279 --> 01:45:11.239
SmackDown when they're kind of fighting around Stephanie McMahon selling
1769
01:45:11.880 --> 01:45:16.960
is just something else. She constantly feels like she has
1770
01:45:16.960 --> 01:45:28.760
to make noise, so she's always just going a yeah yeah.
1771
01:45:28.920 --> 01:45:31.479
So of course she gets destroyed by the train and
1772
01:45:31.479 --> 01:45:34.760
then Sable gets the pin like shirtless refs holding her
1773
01:45:34.840 --> 01:45:38.000
arm up. It's so weird looking. And then, like you said, afterwards,
1774
01:45:38.039 --> 01:45:40.600
it's like people are coming out intending to Stephanie and
1775
01:45:40.640 --> 01:45:48.079
I just hear her come like ah and old shirtless
1776
01:45:48.079 --> 01:45:54.319
Sable gets the win Shirtless. Very weird match. Like I
1777
01:45:54.560 --> 01:45:58.439
didn't hate it. Like as far as women's match goes,
1778
01:45:58.520 --> 01:46:02.119
it wasn't like anything technicle at all. It wasn't anything special,
1779
01:46:02.399 --> 01:46:03.800
like I said, it was just a brawl, just people
1780
01:46:03.800 --> 01:46:06.319
beating each other up. It was like con vincent man match.
1781
01:46:06.399 --> 01:46:09.600
But like the light version of it. Man, it was
1782
01:46:09.760 --> 01:46:11.960
entertaining in the end because, like I said, a train
1783
01:46:12.079 --> 01:46:14.479
just coming out and just destroying her took me by
1784
01:46:14.520 --> 01:46:16.359
the legitimate surprise, and I was like, oh crap.
1785
01:46:16.840 --> 01:46:19.640
So yeah, well I was. I was like looking for
1786
01:46:19.680 --> 01:46:22.159
a reason to ignore this match kind of, and then
1787
01:46:22.279 --> 01:46:25.319
like all of a sudden, I just hear like, oh
1788
01:46:25.359 --> 01:46:28.079
my god, there's the air train out of nowhere. I
1789
01:46:28.119 --> 01:46:30.840
was like, what what are you talking about? I like
1790
01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:32.960
I rewound it and watched it again. I was like,
1791
01:46:34.000 --> 01:46:37.079
just happened? Yeah, so yeah, yeah, it caught me by
1792
01:46:37.119 --> 01:46:37.720
surprise too.
1793
01:46:37.960 --> 01:46:40.520
Yeah, definitely after after the ending, Like I had to
1794
01:46:41.039 --> 01:46:43.279
watch that bit again. It made me laugh.
1795
01:46:44.600 --> 01:46:47.359
And like, especially the way he just wipes her out.
1796
01:46:47.239 --> 01:46:49.840
Like he just like this notches.
1797
01:46:50.039 --> 01:46:57.199
Just I gotta say thumbs down. Not brother sucks. But
1798
01:46:57.279 --> 01:47:01.479
I did not like this match the end of the
1799
01:47:01.479 --> 01:47:05.159
whole story. I just wish they could have a positive
1800
01:47:05.720 --> 01:47:09.039
authority figure role and leave it at that. But now
1801
01:47:09.159 --> 01:47:14.399
you got to bring Vincent to overshadow and all this
1802
01:47:14.439 --> 01:47:20.399
sort of stuff. So not bad enough to be brother Sucks,
1803
01:47:20.880 --> 01:47:23.800
but definitely bad enough to get our three minute warning
1804
01:47:23.880 --> 01:47:25.119
Skit of the Night.
1805
01:47:32.359 --> 01:47:37.880
Warned yeah, I agree, I agree with you. I mean
1806
01:47:38.319 --> 01:47:40.199
this thumbs down the principle that it's not really all
1807
01:47:40.239 --> 01:47:44.079
that entertaining as a match, but it's not so bad
1808
01:47:44.159 --> 01:47:46.560
that you're not going to go away something something being
1809
01:47:46.600 --> 01:47:49.399
a trained destroying Stephanie right.
1810
01:47:49.560 --> 01:47:52.840
I wasn't offended by it, but it was bad. Yeah.
1811
01:47:52.880 --> 01:47:57.279
Well, we unfortunately have about three more months of this
1812
01:47:57.520 --> 01:48:02.600
story and a bad out up to nine more months
1813
01:48:02.640 --> 01:48:03.560
of sable.
1814
01:48:04.960 --> 01:48:07.800
To play.
1815
01:48:09.840 --> 01:48:14.640
So yeah, just keep it strapped down. You know, we're
1816
01:48:14.640 --> 01:48:17.560
here for a minute. We're not here for a good time.
1817
01:48:17.560 --> 01:48:18.520
We're here for a long time.
1818
01:48:19.640 --> 01:48:22.720
I got some you can strap on my box.
1819
01:48:23.199 --> 01:48:24.960
I was going to leave that one alone, but.
1820
01:48:27.359 --> 01:48:28.600
Then I picked it back up.
1821
01:49:00.720 --> 01:49:04.039
It's a big tarty clutch bash as do your drinker
1822
01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:06.680
takes on little bit Sehn Cena.
1823
01:49:08.840 --> 01:49:09.079
Joke.
1824
01:49:13.000 --> 01:49:16.399
So the backstory here is one year after Johnsena challenged
1825
01:49:16.439 --> 01:49:21.479
Kurd Angle and staid Uh, John Cena is now devious
1826
01:49:21.520 --> 01:49:26.479
bad guy Uh decided to have his own open challenge,
1827
01:49:26.600 --> 01:49:29.560
similar to how Kurt Angle did it. So a fresh
1828
01:49:29.600 --> 01:49:32.680
faced Orlando Jordan decided to step up and give Seena
1829
01:49:32.720 --> 01:49:37.119
a good run for his money, but ultimately came up short. Unfortunately,
1830
01:49:37.199 --> 01:49:41.359
it's not velocity, young man. But you know, he came
1831
01:49:41.439 --> 01:49:43.600
up short in his match with John Cena. Undertaker comes
1832
01:49:43.640 --> 01:49:47.159
out afterwards to give Jordan his props, which rubs Sena
1833
01:49:47.239 --> 01:49:51.079
the wrong way. So he decided to disrespect the dead
1834
01:49:51.119 --> 01:49:54.720
Man by cutting vignettes of him and a graveyard, peeing
1835
01:49:54.760 --> 01:49:58.199
on graves and cutting promos and a pentagram.
1836
01:49:58.560 --> 01:50:00.600
That was that's it's such a weird imagery.
1837
01:50:01.000 --> 01:50:03.079
Now, I'm kind of you know, saying that, you know,
1838
01:50:03.279 --> 01:50:05.159
as if to brush it off and say, you know, oh,
1839
01:50:05.199 --> 01:50:09.319
it's hokey, but it's actually really entertaining. So cut your
1840
01:50:09.359 --> 01:50:12.760
way to see these John Cena really coming into his
1841
01:50:12.800 --> 01:50:14.119
own here.
1842
01:50:14.319 --> 01:50:16.239
You'll want to take them, you say, I gotta learn
1843
01:50:16.239 --> 01:50:19.079
the hard way. I got a PhD in thugonomics. I
1844
01:50:19.119 --> 01:50:21.760
know everything there is to know. I know we should
1845
01:50:21.840 --> 01:50:24.079
put you out the pasture. Have a seat on the porch.
1846
01:50:24.760 --> 01:50:26.960
You scare to death to pass this new legend of
1847
01:50:27.079 --> 01:50:30.560
torch change from Lucifer after the dead Man in a casket?
1848
01:50:30.920 --> 01:50:31.720
Who mess with me?
1849
01:50:31.800 --> 01:50:34.520
I put you the hell in a hand basket talking
1850
01:50:34.600 --> 01:50:38.159
hell fire, telling people you devil who's a flame of punk?
1851
01:50:38.399 --> 01:50:39.560
And you not on my level?
1852
01:50:39.880 --> 01:50:43.600
You can't sacrifice me my name eight midion, I go
1853
01:50:43.760 --> 01:50:47.279
wake on on your rass like a bridge covidion, telling
1854
01:50:47.319 --> 01:50:50.000
people you devil, shouting six sixt' six.
1855
01:50:50.720 --> 01:50:58.359
I claim heavenly vengeance and I make you my Yeah,
1856
01:50:58.399 --> 01:51:01.039
he'll see it for real.
1857
01:51:01.800 --> 01:51:04.840
So I dug deep into the internet and found a
1858
01:51:04.880 --> 01:51:07.720
blog that has every Johnson a freestyle.
1859
01:51:08.439 --> 01:51:10.079
Oh my gosh.
1860
01:51:10.279 --> 01:51:12.439
Unfortunately I don't have the link. I'll have to find it.
1861
01:51:12.479 --> 01:51:14.119
But it's.
1862
01:51:15.359 --> 01:51:17.039
Because it's out there to a document.
1863
01:51:17.640 --> 01:51:24.640
I'll put you into a document and a big dirty cruschman.
1864
01:51:25.439 --> 01:51:28.479
So here here, here was Johnson his vengeance free style.
1865
01:51:40.279 --> 01:51:43.479
I don't need leather pants and tattoos to try to
1866
01:51:43.600 --> 01:51:48.239
act cool. I gotta throwbacks and steal chains. I lead
1867
01:51:48.319 --> 01:51:52.159
the news school. It's time to take out big evil.
1868
01:51:52.680 --> 01:51:56.079
Keep from resting in pieces. I'm gonna eat you a
1869
01:51:56.079 --> 01:51:59.720
live dog and find your phones in my feet seats?
1870
01:52:00.600 --> 01:52:02.039
What kind of rhymes? Kind?
1871
01:52:04.279 --> 01:52:07.520
I'm untouchable, but I'm forcing you to feel no way.
1872
01:52:09.520 --> 01:52:14.000
I'm untouchable. This won't be a fight. I'll walk away
1873
01:52:14.039 --> 01:52:18.159
with his bike and he can suck my tail pipe.
1874
01:52:19.000 --> 01:52:22.039
He had a good run, but it's by bye, see
1875
01:52:22.079 --> 01:52:24.560
you later. I'm the real.
1876
01:52:24.479 --> 01:52:29.760
Dark side half Machine like Darth Vader. I'm way better
1877
01:52:29.840 --> 01:52:34.439
than the dead Man. Just another sucker. You think he's
1878
01:52:34.479 --> 01:52:38.760
beaten John Cena, you're a stupid mother, and he.
1879
01:52:38.760 --> 01:52:41.359
Just stops talking. I don't know what he's trying to say.
1880
01:52:42.399 --> 01:52:43.319
He's not a mother.
1881
01:52:43.399 --> 01:52:47.199
Right right now? At John Cena at Vengeance O three,
1882
01:52:47.279 --> 01:52:50.760
you didn't what's the last bed after you say you
1883
01:52:51.000 --> 01:52:54.880
just another sucker? You think you what is it you
1884
01:52:54.920 --> 01:53:05.159
think you beating John? You a stupid mother? And then
1885
01:53:05.159 --> 01:53:06.960
you're and then and then you stop.
1886
01:53:09.319 --> 01:53:11.560
I was gonna say stupid mother of three?
1887
01:53:12.199 --> 01:53:15.479
I mean, what what's the last line?
1888
01:53:16.520 --> 01:53:18.960
Like he's a father, but I've never heard Undertaker be
1889
01:53:18.960 --> 01:53:19.359
a mother.
1890
01:53:19.800 --> 01:53:23.239
Like maybe it's like insulting, like oh you're like a woman,
1891
01:53:23.359 --> 01:53:25.000
because it's like, I know you're a father, but now
1892
01:53:25.079 --> 01:53:28.399
it's like I'm saying you're a mother. You don't. Yeah,
1893
01:53:28.479 --> 01:53:34.640
your stupid, which is weird because it doesn't even rhyme.
1894
01:53:34.920 --> 01:53:37.600
I'm tweeting it. I'm tweeting it, John Cena. Well we'll
1895
01:53:37.640 --> 01:53:39.680
find out, folks, I tweeted John Cena.
1896
01:53:39.880 --> 01:53:42.399
He's definitely gonna respond, going to respond.
1897
01:53:42.680 --> 01:53:44.600
He still hasn't gotten back to me in the last
1898
01:53:44.640 --> 01:53:47.399
time I tweeted him about not finishing a rhyme. But
1899
01:53:47.760 --> 01:53:50.279
hopefully this one, this will be the one.
1900
01:53:50.479 --> 01:53:52.479
This will be the one. We guarantee it. If not,
1901
01:53:52.640 --> 01:53:55.439
then Jake's fire. He has to leave the podcast forever.
1902
01:53:57.039 --> 01:53:57.479
Awesome.
1903
01:53:59.680 --> 01:54:03.840
So Undertaker's bike stalls as he makes his entrance, so
1904
01:54:03.920 --> 01:54:05.479
he plays it up by staring.
1905
01:54:05.159 --> 01:54:08.760
Down scene, cleans it up by crying.
1906
01:54:09.199 --> 01:54:12.600
Eventually he just walks down the ramp and Michael Cole says,
1907
01:54:12.760 --> 01:54:15.359
Undertaker isn't going to waste any time. Yes, he is,
1908
01:54:15.399 --> 01:54:19.079
He's just it wouldn't be much faster, pretty much faster
1909
01:54:19.159 --> 01:54:20.640
to write the bike down the rain.
1910
01:54:22.439 --> 01:54:24.960
Just put it in neutral and not the ramp. Just
1911
01:54:25.000 --> 01:54:25.600
take him down.
1912
01:54:26.119 --> 01:54:26.920
See there you go.
1913
01:54:26.960 --> 01:54:29.439
And then he got on with his mouth.
1914
01:54:32.079 --> 01:54:33.359
Well I'm not a bunch of sticks.
1915
01:54:35.000 --> 01:54:37.600
He really is a stupid mother, I'm telling you.
1916
01:54:37.640 --> 01:54:39.920
See, I need to know John.
1917
01:54:41.920 --> 01:54:44.359
So Undertaker drives him into the corner to start and
1918
01:54:44.439 --> 01:54:49.399
Sina actually slaps him in the face. Someone clipping their
1919
01:54:49.439 --> 01:54:50.640
toenails in the background.
1920
01:54:51.600 --> 01:54:56.960
Oh, sorry, that's no, I'm not clearing now, shut up,
1921
01:54:57.439 --> 01:55:02.039
I'm not closing my toenails. A rechargeable battery pack thing
1922
01:55:02.479 --> 01:55:15.119
that actually knocked off the socket to your stupid mother.
1923
01:55:17.319 --> 01:55:19.159
Jokes on you, I don't have children.
1924
01:55:20.600 --> 01:55:22.439
I'll tell you say, chokes on you. I don't have
1925
01:55:22.479 --> 01:55:22.880
a mother.
1926
01:55:23.560 --> 01:55:25.000
Oh god, it's been dark.
1927
01:55:25.279 --> 01:55:25.600
Okay.
1928
01:55:27.199 --> 01:55:30.039
Taker literally throws them into the corner and starts throwing
1929
01:55:30.119 --> 01:55:34.119
shop bound, followed by the typical scaring off the ref spot.
1930
01:55:34.920 --> 01:55:40.279
Good away for me, but they had angry they had
1931
01:55:40.279 --> 01:55:42.800
outside was seen and getting tossed into the barricade. But
1932
01:55:42.960 --> 01:55:46.800
grabbing a drink of water is spit an Undertaker's face and.
1933
01:55:46.760 --> 01:55:48.640
He starts screaming because he's like the wicked Witch of
1934
01:55:48.680 --> 01:55:49.960
the West. He hates water.
1935
01:55:51.920 --> 01:55:56.640
Michael Cole said it was it was used temporarily, are
1936
01:55:56.760 --> 01:56:10.079
used to temporarily blind. Undertaker's my weakness and well it's
1937
01:56:10.119 --> 01:56:20.920
the big show. No, no, unfortunately, no, unfortunately, unfortunately, Versina.
1938
01:56:21.119 --> 01:56:26.800
It is very ineffective. Undertaker whips Senna into the barricade
1939
01:56:26.800 --> 01:56:31.319
and Sena hits it pretty hard. Undertaker lifts Sena and
1940
01:56:31.439 --> 01:56:34.920
ramps him into the ring post. They battle around the
1941
01:56:34.960 --> 01:56:37.359
outside for a bit and then Taker hits an apron
1942
01:56:37.439 --> 01:56:41.680
leg drop. He follows this up with strategic punches to
1943
01:56:41.720 --> 01:56:42.319
the back.
1944
01:56:42.880 --> 01:56:45.600
And the back of the head too. There's some some
1945
01:56:45.920 --> 01:56:47.000
nasty ones.
1946
01:56:48.039 --> 01:56:50.520
Back in, an Undertaker drives some knees into the ribs.
1947
01:56:51.720 --> 01:56:55.640
Undertaker says he thinks it's time for old school. Old
1948
01:56:55.640 --> 01:56:58.199
school and a choke slam get too as Undertaker pulls
1949
01:56:58.199 --> 01:56:59.880
Sina up to self break the count.
1950
01:57:01.600 --> 01:57:03.079
What if when he did the old school he looked
1951
01:57:03.119 --> 01:57:05.079
at scene and when like, I like kicking.
1952
01:57:04.800 --> 01:57:05.640
It old school?
1953
01:57:07.960 --> 01:57:16.079
What if? Ah Sena escape reference of the night. Sena
1954
01:57:16.199 --> 01:57:18.279
escapes the last ride though and connects with a D
1955
01:57:18.439 --> 01:57:22.520
D T mm hmm. With Undertaker down, Sina pulls off
1956
01:57:22.720 --> 01:57:27.000
a turnbuckle pad back up and Undertaker elbows him in
1957
01:57:27.039 --> 01:57:31.600
the face, but charges into the exposed buckle. Undertaker tries
1958
01:57:31.640 --> 01:57:34.159
to answer back with punches from the outside, but Sena
1959
01:57:34.239 --> 01:57:36.359
knocks him off the apron and into the barricade for
1960
01:57:36.439 --> 01:57:39.520
a thud. An Undertaker is now spitting up blood.
1961
01:57:40.520 --> 01:57:44.880
Yeah and like a lot, Like how.
1962
01:57:44.840 --> 01:57:47.760
Much, Jake, would you say it's a ten billion gallons?
1963
01:57:48.560 --> 01:57:51.720
Well, I wouldn't say that a million. I don't think
1964
01:57:51.760 --> 01:57:54.159
there's that many that many gallons of blood in the
1965
01:57:54.239 --> 01:57:56.920
human body, regardless of if you're a dead man or not.
1966
01:57:59.720 --> 01:58:02.399
Gets kunk power reference, I get it, I love it.
1967
01:58:03.720 --> 01:58:04.880
I'm just no selling it.
1968
01:58:05.760 --> 01:58:09.319
Yeah, that's right, that's what they call him, too cool Jake.
1969
01:58:12.079 --> 01:58:14.640
They head back inside, with Undertaker missing a jumping boot
1970
01:58:14.680 --> 01:58:17.880
of all things, but selling for two off a neck breaker.
1971
01:58:19.199 --> 01:58:21.439
Taker hits a dragon sleeper, but Sena gets to the
1972
01:58:21.520 --> 01:58:29.960
ropes immediately. Sena responds with a spinebuster for two. Take
1973
01:58:30.000 --> 01:58:32.840
your signals for tubestone, but the weight of seeing it
1974
01:58:32.920 --> 01:58:35.640
on his shoulders spells too much pain for his injured ribs,
1975
01:58:35.880 --> 01:58:36.800
so he drops him.
1976
01:58:37.600 --> 01:58:38.319
Can't do it.
1977
01:58:40.239 --> 01:58:44.319
My ribs, Well it's the dead ribs.
1978
01:58:46.159 --> 01:58:52.800
Senasim in the back to cut Undertaker off again. Show
1979
01:58:52.800 --> 01:58:57.039
at the buffet, They.
1980
01:58:57.000 --> 01:59:02.039
Show what you want at the buffet, And for every
1981
01:59:02.039 --> 01:59:04.079
time he says ribs, he's just like throwing another stack
1982
01:59:04.119 --> 01:59:04.600
on his plate.
1983
01:59:05.159 --> 01:59:07.319
Hey, I don't like my creative direction. I'll going to
1984
01:59:07.359 --> 01:59:09.000
the office.
1985
01:59:14.399 --> 01:59:15.760
So you want doctor Pepper, mister?
1986
01:59:22.039 --> 01:59:22.159
Uh?
1987
01:59:22.479 --> 01:59:24.720
So he drops from seeing as him in the back
1988
01:59:24.760 --> 01:59:27.199
to cut Undertaker off again, but Undertaker slips out of
1989
01:59:27.239 --> 01:59:30.960
the f u A big boot and leg drop. You
1990
01:59:30.960 --> 01:59:33.279
give Undertaker too, and he switches to a choke on
1991
01:59:33.319 --> 01:59:36.880
the mat in the corner. Seen he uses a rep
1992
01:59:36.960 --> 01:59:39.039
distraction a hit Taker in the ribs with the chain
1993
01:59:41.119 --> 01:59:43.760
Cole alludes to his favorite December pay per view, saying
1994
01:59:44.239 --> 01:59:58.840
the end mayby near for the Undertaker. Sena is setting
1995
01:59:58.880 --> 02:00:01.600
up the f U and connect, but it's only good
1996
02:00:01.600 --> 02:00:05.239
for two what And I noticed two guys in the
1997
02:00:05.239 --> 02:00:07.880
front row with word Live signs and they look so
1998
02:00:08.039 --> 02:00:09.640
dejected when Sina did not win.
1999
02:00:09.840 --> 02:00:12.800
Here right, well me to be fair like f you,
2000
02:00:12.880 --> 02:00:14.960
it's like it's a devastator. But I guess it's like
2001
02:00:15.000 --> 02:00:15.720
the power of the.
2002
02:00:15.680 --> 02:00:18.960
Dead Man cat Boy.
2003
02:00:19.119 --> 02:00:22.000
So Scena gets frustrated and starts throwing punches to take her.
2004
02:00:22.479 --> 02:00:25.680
He foolishly starts throwing punches in the corner, does his
2005
02:00:25.960 --> 02:00:28.479
word Life pose and gets caught with the last ride
2006
02:00:28.520 --> 02:00:29.000
for the pin.
2007
02:00:29.680 --> 02:00:30.960
Undertaker wins.
2008
02:00:33.159 --> 02:00:36.600
So, Jake, what do you think about this match?
2009
02:00:37.560 --> 02:00:40.720
I liked it. I thought it was pretty good. It's
2010
02:00:41.520 --> 02:00:45.760
you have the Hubris of the Undertaker getting punished the humans. No,
2011
02:00:45.920 --> 02:00:49.840
the hu Briss That was Humorris's he had that. It
2012
02:00:49.920 --> 02:00:54.159
was his Jewish character anyway, But he gets punished.
2013
02:00:55.079 --> 02:00:58.079
Hey, big show, what kind of t do you want?
2014
02:01:00.159 --> 02:01:07.279
Actually? I prefer so, but he should have won early
2015
02:01:07.319 --> 02:01:09.439
on in the match, and instead of that, he had
2016
02:01:09.439 --> 02:01:11.560
to he had to fight the kid. And you know
2017
02:01:11.600 --> 02:01:13.640
he had to take his best shot, but at the end,
2018
02:01:13.840 --> 02:01:16.800
the the experience of the dead Man. Uh you know,
2019
02:01:17.239 --> 02:01:20.359
it's too much, so good story. I liked it. Thumbs
2020
02:01:20.399 --> 02:01:20.760
up for me.
2021
02:01:23.319 --> 02:01:26.279
Uh yeah, me too, thumbs up. I should have liked
2022
02:01:26.279 --> 02:01:29.279
this match. I love He'll Sena and uh you know,
2023
02:01:29.319 --> 02:01:31.039
they had real good back and forth. I think he
2024
02:01:31.079 --> 02:01:33.439
looked pretty good. I mean Undertaker looked better, but I
2025
02:01:33.479 --> 02:01:35.600
guess that's the point, being like, you can't.
2026
02:01:35.439 --> 02:01:41.600
Mess with the big dog son, big six, big chick, Campete,
2027
02:01:41.640 --> 02:01:42.279
the big evil.
2028
02:01:42.319 --> 02:01:47.319
That's what he said. Sure, and yeah, I gotta say definitely,
2029
02:01:47.359 --> 02:01:49.680
my favorite part is just just he'l Seene as a whole.
2030
02:01:49.720 --> 02:01:52.159
I love He'll Seena so freaking much, big, big old
2031
02:01:52.199 --> 02:01:52.920
thumbs up for me.
2032
02:01:54.279 --> 02:01:59.000
I gotta say thumbs In the middle, it was it
2033
02:01:59.000 --> 02:02:01.319
was a standard match, but I felt like something was missing.
2034
02:02:02.039 --> 02:02:04.319
I felt like a Sina wind wouldn't have hurt here.
2035
02:02:05.720 --> 02:02:08.800
Yeah, I mean definitely, after the f you just kick
2036
02:02:08.840 --> 02:02:11.039
out of it, it was like what But you know,
2037
02:02:11.199 --> 02:02:12.720
that's just kind of powerful coursido to be.
2038
02:02:12.920 --> 02:02:14.720
I mean, Undertaker is going to go through a character
2039
02:02:14.800 --> 02:02:19.720
change hearing a few months anyway, so I feel like,
2040
02:02:19.840 --> 02:02:22.720
you know, Sena could have benefited benefited here and it
2041
02:02:22.760 --> 02:02:27.800
wouldn't have hurt the Undertaker. But I'm not the booker t.
2042
02:02:30.720 --> 02:02:37.159
Good. That was weird. You a stupid mother.
2043
02:02:37.600 --> 02:02:39.199
Stuck always we solved it.
2044
02:02:42.600 --> 02:02:45.520
Hey, guys, if you like all this wacky zanty wrestling fund,
2045
02:02:45.560 --> 02:02:47.119
then you're gonna love this commercial.
2046
02:02:57.600 --> 02:03:01.359
Ryan Adwood was a good kid in a bad situation.
2047
02:03:01.800 --> 02:03:04.680
You gotta have a plan, some kind of a tree,
2048
02:03:04.760 --> 02:03:07.600
and things were about to go from bad to worse.
2049
02:03:07.960 --> 02:03:09.159
Wouldn't you go to my house?
2050
02:03:09.359 --> 02:03:09.560
Mom?
2051
02:03:09.760 --> 02:03:10.520
Where am I gonna go?
2052
02:03:10.800 --> 02:03:14.359
Only now he's getting another chance at life. You brought
2053
02:03:14.399 --> 02:03:16.800
him home in a whole new world.
2054
02:03:17.039 --> 02:03:20.159
He's not a cruel mastermind. He's a kid who has
2055
02:03:20.319 --> 02:03:20.880
nowhere to go.
2056
02:03:21.239 --> 02:03:24.359
But in the o C nothing is as it seems.
2057
02:03:24.479 --> 02:03:27.800
Welcome to the dark Side Fox.
2058
02:03:27.479 --> 02:03:30.520
Presents a new series about one pid who had nothing
2059
02:03:30.600 --> 02:03:31.479
to live for him.
2060
02:03:31.520 --> 02:03:34.159
Oh this is how it's done in Orange count.
2061
02:03:34.159 --> 02:03:37.520
And one family who needed something to hold on to him.
2062
02:03:40.880 --> 02:03:42.840
I don't want this count the house, anywhere where is
2063
02:03:42.880 --> 02:03:44.640
he supposed to go? He has a family.
2064
02:03:44.760 --> 02:03:46.520
It's not up to you decide whether or not they're.
2065
02:03:46.359 --> 02:03:49.600
Gruden of Welcome to the OC What do you think
2066
02:03:49.600 --> 02:03:50.159
of New Foot.
2067
02:03:50.319 --> 02:03:52.279
Do you think I could get less trouble where I'm from?
2068
02:03:52.479 --> 02:03:53.399
Do you have no idea?
2069
02:03:53.520 --> 02:03:56.039
A new series coming soon to box?
2070
02:03:58.079 --> 02:04:01.319
Get ready for some fun drama the game.
2071
02:04:03.199 --> 02:04:04.720
Take control of Pride?
2072
02:04:04.880 --> 02:04:06.600
What exactly you know how to do?
2073
02:04:10.680 --> 02:04:10.720
So?
2074
02:04:12.720 --> 02:04:19.920
Bender? I laugh at your page, Ghuila, Prepare for Liftoff.
2075
02:04:22.920 --> 02:04:24.399
And Doctor Zoidberg?
2076
02:04:24.720 --> 02:04:25.720
What are you doing here?
2077
02:04:26.119 --> 02:04:27.720
Making a cameo.
2078
02:04:30.359 --> 02:04:35.600
On an action packed adventure across the galaxy based terrifying
2079
02:04:35.720 --> 02:04:38.640
enemies and make new friends.
2080
02:04:38.119 --> 02:04:41.680
Preaching your aliens from other planets.
2081
02:04:41.159 --> 02:04:44.640
As you seek to battle the evil Mom. Sweet, what
2082
02:04:44.920 --> 02:04:49.680
crusted on a cracker? It was so funny in.
2083
02:04:49.720 --> 02:04:53.359
This new Futurama adventure for the PlayStation two and Xbox.
2084
02:04:53.399 --> 02:04:55.760
I guess you had to be there, rated tea for tea?
2085
02:05:19.399 --> 02:05:20.560
What are your calling? A kid?
2086
02:05:20.720 --> 02:05:21.960
What could you possibly want?
2087
02:05:22.000 --> 02:05:23.600
I thought that we could be, but but now we
2088
02:05:23.720 --> 02:05:24.600
know it wasn't front.
2089
02:05:24.680 --> 02:05:26.600
Yeah, I'm all right, that's just the way.
2090
02:05:26.439 --> 02:05:26.840
That I was.
2091
02:05:26.880 --> 02:05:28.279
Now we're trying to make it him in the night,
2092
02:05:28.319 --> 02:05:30.880
But I was, even though he no help it all
2093
02:05:31.000 --> 02:05:33.800
in the whole part. Well, little bit, no, no, I
2094
02:05:33.920 --> 02:05:36.800
would be God's pretty actual.
2095
02:05:37.960 --> 02:05:40.520
Yeah, it's my fight with your mind what's.
2096
02:05:40.319 --> 02:05:50.159
The Day's.
2097
02:05:49.960 --> 02:05:52.960
Pepsy Blue, A new fusion of burying colon.
2098
02:05:57.880 --> 02:05:58.560
Apsual blue.
2099
02:05:58.920 --> 02:05:59.880
It's the next.
2100
02:06:02.079 --> 02:06:05.720
Saturday, the day of Recording Judgment Day d Day.
2101
02:06:06.079 --> 02:06:08.720
Saturday is sixty minutes to lasting generations.
2102
02:06:08.880 --> 02:06:11.159
I bleed red, you bleed orange.
2103
02:06:11.319 --> 02:06:14.359
It's upsets, blowouts, trick plays and trump bone players.
2104
02:06:14.359 --> 02:06:21.560
They still can tackle around here. Every day is Saturday.
2105
02:06:24.319 --> 02:06:27.960
N CUAA Football two thousand and four d D for Everyone.
2106
02:06:29.439 --> 02:07:09.720
Days or game Boo boo coach mask taking on side
2107
02:07:09.800 --> 02:07:12.199
gown and it's fire enjoying.
2108
02:07:12.399 --> 02:07:13.359
Get your nipples up.
2109
02:07:13.920 --> 02:07:18.520
You and me, oh h, sorry, I was getting trappy
2110
02:07:18.600 --> 02:07:18.760
with that.
2111
02:07:20.680 --> 02:07:24.479
He cudding, it's gonna I'm kidding, I'm kidd I'm kidding,
2112
02:07:24.479 --> 02:07:25.720
I'm kidding. That's he.
2113
02:07:26.119 --> 02:07:26.800
I believe.
2114
02:07:28.159 --> 02:07:29.079
You're You're perfect.
2115
02:07:29.640 --> 02:07:31.359
I was getting funky with that. I had the whole
2116
02:07:31.359 --> 02:07:32.319
head wobble and everything.
2117
02:07:32.399 --> 02:07:34.520
But dude, I was doing the worm straight up in
2118
02:07:34.600 --> 02:07:35.720
the background.
2119
02:07:37.039 --> 02:07:37.800
Like casually.
2120
02:07:37.880 --> 02:07:39.439
That was yeah, dude, I was doing the worm.
2121
02:07:39.560 --> 02:07:40.359
It was so crazy.
2122
02:07:41.359 --> 02:07:43.039
Fist and man is doing the sperm.
2123
02:07:45.960 --> 02:07:48.039
So so Jamie, No, we'll get you on up in here.
2124
02:07:48.760 --> 02:07:54.880
So we really started box. We really started this box.
2125
02:07:55.479 --> 02:07:56.159
Okay, I'm done.
2126
02:07:56.640 --> 02:07:57.880
Six blocks.
2127
02:07:59.159 --> 02:08:01.119
That's already going out open his check box.
2128
02:08:06.439 --> 02:08:12.079
So Zach Gowen, we talked about his debut at Judgment
2129
02:08:12.119 --> 02:08:15.439
Day two thousand and three or a review, and how
2130
02:08:15.520 --> 02:08:18.399
he debuted as just a fan in the crowd on
2131
02:08:18.520 --> 02:08:24.239
SmackDown with Mister America. Roddy Piper is annoyed by this
2132
02:08:24.600 --> 02:08:30.279
fan in the crowd and he, you know, provokes him,
2133
02:08:30.319 --> 02:08:34.399
starts attacking mister America. And this fan comes in and
2134
02:08:35.159 --> 02:08:37.840
we find out after you know, what you do in
2135
02:08:37.880 --> 02:08:42.640
any fight, you rip it people's legs. We find out
2136
02:08:42.680 --> 02:08:45.720
that Zach Gollen is a one legged warrior. He's the
2137
02:08:45.800 --> 02:08:49.680
fan that came to mister America's aide. What had happened
2138
02:08:49.720 --> 02:08:53.039
here was this wasn't supposed to be Zach Gallen spot.
2139
02:08:53.520 --> 02:08:55.560
This is supposed to go to another one legged wrestler,
2140
02:08:55.600 --> 02:08:58.199
but they got the one legged wrestler. If you could
2141
02:08:58.600 --> 02:09:04.279
believe that nonsense, m hm. Mister America unfortunately departed from
2142
02:09:04.439 --> 02:09:09.359
the World Wrestling Entertainment. A few weeks ago prior to
2143
02:09:09.399 --> 02:09:14.199
where we are right now, Zach Gowan is being tormented
2144
02:09:14.640 --> 02:09:18.159
by Vince McMahon, you know, challenging him to the silly
2145
02:09:18.239 --> 02:09:21.760
little contests. There was there was a time on SmackDown
2146
02:09:21.800 --> 02:09:26.279
where mister America if he won a ar wrestling contest
2147
02:09:26.399 --> 02:09:29.880
with Vis mcmaon Zach Gowan would get a contract, but
2148
02:09:30.039 --> 02:09:34.119
the power of sable side boob was too much for
2149
02:09:34.239 --> 02:09:35.399
mister America to overcome.
2150
02:09:36.319 --> 02:09:38.000
That's my side boob.
2151
02:09:39.399 --> 02:09:43.399
So uh, you know, it's just stuff like that that
2152
02:09:43.520 --> 02:09:49.640
kept happening. After taping a SmackDown, Uh, mister America did
2153
02:09:49.680 --> 02:09:52.399
a foolish thing and lifted up his master to the
2154
02:09:52.439 --> 02:09:55.079
camera to reveal it was Hulk Hogan brother.
2155
02:09:55.960 --> 02:09:56.399
It was me.
2156
02:09:56.600 --> 02:09:59.840
I get oh, it's me brother.
2157
02:10:00.800 --> 02:10:05.920
So with that mystery solved, mister McMahon having that evidence,
2158
02:10:06.319 --> 02:10:08.439
mister America, Hulk Cokin is no more.
2159
02:10:09.239 --> 02:10:12.359
Ah, this leaves that Gallan.
2160
02:10:12.840 --> 02:10:14.479
This leaves that Gallan to finn for himself.
2161
02:10:15.760 --> 02:10:19.520
So, but he's only got one leg that's right, man.
2162
02:10:21.079 --> 02:10:22.960
It's hard for a one legged man to defend himself
2163
02:10:22.960 --> 02:10:27.720
in the world wrestling entertainment. But during a promo and SmackDown,
2164
02:10:28.159 --> 02:10:31.119
Zach Galla says all he has ever wanted was a contract,
2165
02:10:31.800 --> 02:10:34.560
So I mis man gives him the opportunity to earn it,
2166
02:10:36.880 --> 02:10:40.159
and it'll come in the form of a handicap match.
2167
02:10:41.119 --> 02:10:48.560
Oh shucks with him and Stephanie McMahon taking on It's
2168
02:10:48.640 --> 02:10:53.880
the Big Show, the Big, Big, Big Uh. But right
2169
02:10:53.920 --> 02:10:57.920
before the match, Vince announces it'll it his notice qualification
2170
02:10:58.720 --> 02:11:05.520
penn falls count anywhere match, So they do their best
2171
02:11:05.600 --> 02:11:09.960
to defend off show, but it's not working until Kurt
2172
02:11:10.000 --> 02:11:13.239
Angle and Brock Lesner come out to their aid, so
2173
02:11:13.600 --> 02:11:17.800
they beat them all up and Zach Gowan hits a
2174
02:11:17.840 --> 02:11:21.279
Moon Salt and he officially has a contract with SmackDown
2175
02:11:21.319 --> 02:11:35.960
because he pinned the Big Show. He Yeah, I was
2176
02:11:36.239 --> 02:11:36.960
eight years old.
2177
02:11:37.199 --> 02:11:39.000
Was diagnosed in October of ninety one.
2178
02:11:39.479 --> 02:11:42.960
Was hostio sarcoma, which is a form of bone cancer
2179
02:11:43.319 --> 02:11:45.800
that was on my femur, and to prevent it from
2180
02:11:45.840 --> 02:11:47.920
spreading to the rest of my body and killing me,
2181
02:11:48.000 --> 02:11:49.520
they had to cut it off at the source by
2182
02:11:49.600 --> 02:11:50.439
imputating my leg.
2183
02:11:51.079 --> 02:11:53.439
At that point, there really really was no option news
2184
02:11:53.439 --> 02:11:57.239
either take my leg and saved my life or die.
2185
02:11:57.960 --> 02:11:59.199
I knew why I was going to live.
2186
02:12:00.319 --> 02:12:02.880
A goal of mine has always to been a professional wrestler.
2187
02:12:03.319 --> 02:12:06.520
Something in this business. It's almost disease like, once it's.
2188
02:12:06.359 --> 02:12:08.479
In your blood stream, it stays in your bushroom forever,
2189
02:12:08.760 --> 02:12:10.520
and and you always want to go back for more.
2190
02:12:11.239 --> 02:12:14.199
Going through cancer and losing a leg again, and losing
2191
02:12:14.319 --> 02:12:16.920
friends and dealing with the assuch a young age has
2192
02:12:17.000 --> 02:12:21.039
made me so much stronger and has made a treat adversity.
2193
02:12:21.079 --> 02:12:22.319
It's just a little.
2194
02:12:22.159 --> 02:12:23.199
Challenge I need to overcome.
2195
02:12:23.439 --> 02:12:25.680
And that's what I'm all about, is overcoming all the
2196
02:12:25.760 --> 02:12:27.319
odds and living in the American dream.
2197
02:12:33.960 --> 02:12:37.760
Ever since I was a little boy, it's been my dream.
2198
02:12:38.199 --> 02:12:41.640
It's a compete in the w W lee. This kid
2199
02:12:41.800 --> 02:12:44.720
has one leg. He has no business being in the
2200
02:12:44.800 --> 02:12:47.760
World Wrestling Entertainment Arrest.
2201
02:12:50.960 --> 02:12:52.600
Class. A little stop's gonna live.
2202
02:12:52.760 --> 02:12:54.960
You're gonna crick John? All right?
2203
02:12:58.199 --> 02:12:59.680
Do you really thank you?
2204
02:13:00.000 --> 02:13:03.279
I'm charge you're working Brosers. You've not been a real
2205
02:13:03.880 --> 02:13:04.760
You're a little freak.
2206
02:13:05.279 --> 02:13:08.039
I'm fits a BC man. I've learned something about myself,
2207
02:13:08.239 --> 02:13:12.960
and it's real simple. I want to be Zach Gallan.
2208
02:13:13.479 --> 02:13:13.680
Hell.
2209
02:13:13.800 --> 02:13:16.640
I've done everything that anyone can possibly do.
2210
02:13:16.920 --> 02:13:20.479
When I haven't done what you've done, you look death
2211
02:13:20.680 --> 02:13:23.119
in the eye and you spit right in your face.
2212
02:13:23.600 --> 02:13:28.000
Will you except by apology for everything I've done. I'm
2213
02:13:28.000 --> 02:13:29.720
wanna start all over again here.
2214
02:13:29.800 --> 02:13:30.199
Nach.
2215
02:13:31.560 --> 02:13:35.479
No, you want to feel good about yourself by offering
2216
02:13:35.560 --> 02:13:39.239
me an apology, I spit on your apology.
2217
02:13:40.399 --> 02:13:42.359
Here's what you can't offer me, though, fence.
2218
02:13:42.720 --> 02:13:44.880
You can offer me the thing that I've been fighting
2219
02:13:44.960 --> 02:13:45.880
for today.
2220
02:13:45.920 --> 02:13:49.560
I was born Vice McMahon. You can offer me hey
2221
02:13:50.720 --> 02:13:51.199
wu e.
2222
02:13:51.680 --> 02:13:54.840
Smith's down brustling contracts.
2223
02:13:55.600 --> 02:13:58.680
You got yourself an opportunity for a contract. Sack at
2224
02:13:58.760 --> 02:14:03.520
you and keviny a jack team effort again, dot Fish.
2225
02:14:04.399 --> 02:14:08.520
This will be a no disqualification, no hoes.
2226
02:14:08.439 --> 02:14:10.000
War handy cap ass.
2227
02:14:10.439 --> 02:14:12.920
If you wouldn't a match you in a contract, Sack.
2228
02:14:13.399 --> 02:14:15.600
Look at sex sex that what like sax.
2229
02:14:15.399 --> 02:14:19.079
That what like hod Man? They started like go they
2230
02:14:19.279 --> 02:14:19.920
up the planet.
2231
02:14:20.439 --> 02:14:22.680
I'll last started playing but hell Sack.
2232
02:14:22.560 --> 02:14:25.880
Joey, look at this kid to fix so fixing two.
2233
02:14:31.439 --> 02:14:34.079
I want to thank each and every one of you.
2234
02:14:34.359 --> 02:14:38.319
People were showing me little, they're giving me support. Sex
2235
02:14:38.439 --> 02:14:41.039
Gwin is it doubly a superstar?
2236
02:14:42.159 --> 02:14:46.399
Congratulations At Vengeance, You're gonna have your first official match.
2237
02:14:46.479 --> 02:14:49.319
Kid, It's gonna be Zach Gowan going hood on one
2238
02:14:49.920 --> 02:14:53.199
with the most ruthless two legoed s O B and
2239
02:14:53.319 --> 02:14:55.079
a history of this planet.
2240
02:14:56.359 --> 02:15:01.000
Me you the day you.
2241
02:15:01.199 --> 02:15:06.079
Signed that contract, because you may have survived cancer.
2242
02:15:06.760 --> 02:15:13.680
You won't survive me. You know something, Vincere, sorry.
2243
02:15:13.479 --> 02:15:22.119
Excuse for a human being. During the pre match package,
2244
02:15:22.520 --> 02:15:25.000
I noticed they were playing that don't try this at
2245
02:15:25.039 --> 02:15:26.439
home music. I don't know if you guys caught that
2246
02:15:26.600 --> 02:15:26.720
or not.
2247
02:15:27.920 --> 02:15:28.640
No, that's funny.
2248
02:15:28.680 --> 02:15:31.079
I did not catch that. That's funny.
2249
02:15:31.640 --> 02:15:33.159
Don't wrestle on one leg at home.
2250
02:15:34.399 --> 02:15:36.279
I'll try not to two legs. That's fine.
2251
02:15:37.479 --> 02:15:40.439
They showed an appropriate sign during Vince's interest saying shame
2252
02:15:40.520 --> 02:15:45.840
on you. Vents agreed, shame on you. I gotta say.
2253
02:15:46.399 --> 02:15:51.199
Zach Gowan's theme absolutely slaps. It is amazing.
2254
02:15:52.079 --> 02:15:53.319
Oh yeah, where it starts a world.
2255
02:15:56.920 --> 02:15:59.720
I just want to say I died laughing when Zach
2256
02:15:59.760 --> 02:16:01.479
took a leg off and handed to the referee.
2257
02:16:05.680 --> 02:16:08.239
Dude. That reminded me of over the top, when it's
2258
02:16:08.319 --> 02:16:10.640
like Sylvester Stallone's gonna turn the hat around and make
2259
02:16:10.760 --> 02:16:13.600
and get serious. It's like Zach was like, wait a second,
2260
02:16:14.000 --> 02:16:15.800
I need to take my leg off.
2261
02:16:18.640 --> 02:16:19.960
The Vince was like, you got to have a font
2262
02:16:20.039 --> 02:16:22.239
with it. I don't care. Wait, I could have, and
2263
02:16:22.279 --> 02:16:23.239
then he just destroys him.
2264
02:16:26.199 --> 02:16:28.000
So I'm gonna have the reins over to Jake for
2265
02:16:28.079 --> 02:16:31.399
this match. Jake what happened in this crazy matchup?
2266
02:16:32.079 --> 02:16:35.520
Oh my, you know, it was funny watching this because like,
2267
02:16:35.680 --> 02:16:37.680
at first, I didn't really want to do a play
2268
02:16:37.760 --> 02:16:41.159
by play, but it's really the only way to kind
2269
02:16:41.200 --> 02:16:45.559
of get through what happened in this match. But yeah,
2270
02:16:45.600 --> 02:16:48.079
So it starts with Zach taking the leg off and
2271
02:16:48.200 --> 02:16:50.120
handing it to the referee, who's like, what am I
2272
02:16:50.200 --> 02:16:53.479
supposed to do with this? And so then he hands
2273
02:16:53.520 --> 02:16:57.040
it out of the ring and then just immediately you
2274
02:16:57.159 --> 02:17:00.559
get the tests of strength, which vincick Man obviously is
2275
02:17:00.639 --> 02:17:04.440
going to win because he has two legs and his
2276
02:17:04.719 --> 02:17:07.719
jat and he's like yeah. At one point, at one point,
2277
02:17:07.840 --> 02:17:10.079
Taz says, or maybe it was col he's like, yeah,
2278
02:17:10.120 --> 02:17:12.319
he weighs one hundred pounds more than Zach Gowan does,
2279
02:17:13.079 --> 02:17:18.079
and like they really get that across. McMahon dominates with
2280
02:17:18.319 --> 02:17:22.200
the fundamentals of wrestling. At one point, he does that
2281
02:17:22.319 --> 02:17:26.479
little spin on the back move and then paintbrushes Back's head.
2282
02:17:28.559 --> 02:17:30.879
I like it when good wrestlers do that. Like, like
2283
02:17:31.040 --> 02:17:33.120
I remember the first time I saw Bobby Rude busted
2284
02:17:33.120 --> 02:17:35.600
out in NXT. I was like, oh, yeah, that was awesome.
2285
02:17:36.079 --> 02:17:38.280
But like Vince McMahon doing it is just like, Okay,
2286
02:17:38.479 --> 02:17:43.520
we all know you can't really wrestle, and congratulations, you're
2287
02:17:43.600 --> 02:17:46.040
showing that you're that much better than than a one
2288
02:17:46.120 --> 02:17:48.520
legged dude. Like that's not that's not that this is
2289
02:17:48.559 --> 02:17:49.840
neither the time nor the place.
2290
02:17:51.120 --> 02:17:53.000
Well I don't know. I you know, I can feed
2291
02:17:53.079 --> 02:17:55.159
into that, you know that the ladder of that. But
2292
02:17:56.680 --> 02:17:58.639
I have no doubt that he's trying to show off
2293
02:17:58.680 --> 02:17:59.280
his skills here.
2294
02:17:59.360 --> 02:18:02.879
But he just doesn't have right exactly. It's like, hey, man,
2295
02:18:03.000 --> 02:18:05.479
like just just walk around and kick the guy, which
2296
02:18:05.520 --> 02:18:09.280
is what's gonna happen for the next fifteen minutes. But
2297
02:18:09.559 --> 02:18:12.280
you know, after a little while, like Vince just decides
2298
02:18:12.399 --> 02:18:14.840
to close the line, Zach gallon out of his boots
2299
02:18:15.840 --> 02:18:21.159
boot excuse me, and it starts getting his heat. It's
2300
02:18:21.239 --> 02:18:24.959
like Zach gets these little flurries in like he jumps
2301
02:18:25.079 --> 02:18:31.360
up and like scrambles to his feet foot to foot
2302
02:18:32.760 --> 02:18:36.639
like he's he's desperate. You know, every single time he
2303
02:18:37.040 --> 02:18:39.760
stands up, there's like this look of desperation on his face.
2304
02:18:40.120 --> 02:18:43.360
And then he like gets like kicks McMahon out of
2305
02:18:43.399 --> 02:18:46.200
the ring and hits an Asai moon salt. But he
2306
02:18:46.280 --> 02:18:49.760
also hits like this really really awkward drop kick where
2307
02:18:49.799 --> 02:18:53.440
he kind of like misses in a weird way and
2308
02:18:53.559 --> 02:18:55.920
like he doesn't have enough body weight to sling himself
2309
02:18:56.000 --> 02:18:58.559
through the ropes, and it just kind of looks weird
2310
02:18:58.600 --> 02:19:00.719
when he hit, Like everything he does looks just like
2311
02:19:00.799 --> 02:19:01.600
a little awkward.
2312
02:19:01.680 --> 02:19:03.840
Well, time out. I don't want this to go miss
2313
02:19:03.840 --> 02:19:06.639
because there's two important things here. Uh you know, with
2314
02:19:06.760 --> 02:19:10.440
Zach thing those elbows on the ropes, you know, Vince
2315
02:19:10.559 --> 02:19:12.520
charges him and allows Zack Gowan to hit.
2316
02:19:12.520 --> 02:19:17.440
Us a baget go oh yeah, and then and.
2317
02:19:17.520 --> 02:19:20.120
Then absolutely amazing for a one legged guy to do.
2318
02:19:20.559 --> 02:19:22.239
It'd be amazing for two leggoed guy to do it.
2319
02:19:22.280 --> 02:19:24.040
But one leg good guy. I think that, I say,
2320
02:19:24.200 --> 02:19:26.000
moon Salt amazing.
2321
02:19:26.440 --> 02:19:28.639
Yeah, I'd be more impressive.
2322
02:19:28.639 --> 02:19:31.600
He hit of her corona, but you know, so amazing, so.
2323
02:19:31.719 --> 02:19:34.000
Amazing good Like you probably could do modified one where
2324
02:19:34.040 --> 02:19:36.600
he hooks your head with his one leg. That'll be
2325
02:19:36.639 --> 02:19:38.520
cool to see, Zach, if you're listening, do try to
2326
02:19:38.520 --> 02:19:38.760
do that.
2327
02:19:39.120 --> 02:19:41.639
It's so amazing that it lands Zach Cowen with the
2328
02:19:41.680 --> 02:19:45.360
Pepsi Blue Splash Slash of the night. And now it's
2329
02:19:45.440 --> 02:19:47.959
time for the Pepsi Blue Splash.
2330
02:19:47.680 --> 02:19:48.360
Of the night.
2331
02:19:53.000 --> 02:19:56.520
All right, So it's it's time to work. I write
2332
02:19:56.559 --> 02:19:58.520
just I just write down, it's time to work the
2333
02:19:58.639 --> 02:20:04.559
leg because this just goes on and on and on
2334
02:20:05.200 --> 02:20:08.479
and at one point, like I had to laugh because
2335
02:20:08.520 --> 02:20:12.200
Michael Cole refers to Zach Gowan's knee as the good knee.
2336
02:20:15.639 --> 02:20:18.239
Well, it's worth it's worth noting. I think it was
2337
02:20:18.319 --> 02:20:21.319
like a week prior, or a couple weeks prior, Zack
2338
02:20:21.360 --> 02:20:23.479
Gallen tried to help out Curt and Brock in their
2339
02:20:23.600 --> 02:20:26.159
match against Big Show in the World's Greatest Tag Team.
2340
02:20:27.399 --> 02:20:29.319
But Vince like knocks him down and hits a chair
2341
02:20:29.399 --> 02:20:31.040
on his knee. So that's kind of a little bit
2342
02:20:31.079 --> 02:20:31.920
of the backstory here.
2343
02:20:32.360 --> 02:20:32.680
What's up?
2344
02:20:32.959 --> 02:20:34.760
Bread's all right?
2345
02:20:35.680 --> 02:20:39.280
So Zach Gollen gets to his feet like and foot
2346
02:20:39.719 --> 02:20:42.520
and does Vince keeps just kicking it out from under him.
2347
02:20:42.520 --> 02:20:44.440
At one point he makes him do an inside out bump,
2348
02:20:45.879 --> 02:20:50.600
just just being a real, a real real heel and
2349
02:20:50.920 --> 02:20:54.959
just walking around just flexing and to his credit, like,
2350
02:20:55.079 --> 02:20:58.600
I mean, Vince is getting some heel heat here. People are,
2351
02:20:58.879 --> 02:21:01.280
but it's the it's the dude. We don't want to
2352
02:21:01.399 --> 02:21:03.840
watch this for another ten minutes. Why why is this
2353
02:21:03.959 --> 02:21:07.399
still happening? Heat as opposed to we hate you heat
2354
02:21:07.840 --> 02:21:09.079
exactly exactly.
2355
02:21:09.399 --> 02:21:11.239
This match did not need to be fifteen minutes.
2356
02:21:11.799 --> 02:21:12.879
No, I did not at all.
2357
02:21:13.719 --> 02:21:16.639
He and like little I kept noticing little weird things
2358
02:21:16.680 --> 02:21:19.719
about commentary, like I feel like Vince had little phrases
2359
02:21:19.760 --> 02:21:24.200
that he say, Like at one point, Taz called the
2360
02:21:24.239 --> 02:21:28.000
half crab a single leg Boston crab, which is not
2361
02:21:28.239 --> 02:21:31.079
a thing, but you but it's like, you know that
2362
02:21:31.239 --> 02:21:33.520
Vince's wanted him to emphasize the fact that it's a
2363
02:21:33.600 --> 02:21:37.159
single leg, and so it's like, just like I little
2364
02:21:37.200 --> 02:21:39.159
things like that, because that's a half crab. Those that's
2365
02:21:39.200 --> 02:21:40.760
what you call it in the middle. You don't call
2366
02:21:40.799 --> 02:21:44.200
it a single leg Boston crab because a single leg
2367
02:21:44.239 --> 02:21:47.399
Boston crab, that's stupid Boston crab. Is No.
2368
02:21:47.920 --> 02:21:49.680
No, I was sorting to think, yeah, I know, the
2369
02:21:49.719 --> 02:21:51.680
whole point of the match is to be like, oh,
2370
02:21:51.799 --> 02:21:54.440
you know, he's he's uh overcoming the odds and all
2371
02:21:54.479 --> 02:21:56.399
that stuff, and he's tough and he doesn't need to
2372
02:21:56.520 --> 02:21:58.479
use the fake leg. He's got both, he's got his
2373
02:21:58.600 --> 02:22:00.639
real one. I think it would be cooler if he
2374
02:22:00.719 --> 02:22:02.600
had just like used the fake leg.
2375
02:22:02.680 --> 02:22:03.719
Two yeah.
2376
02:22:03.799 --> 02:22:05.920
Just imagine like if he had tried doing like a
2377
02:22:06.000 --> 02:22:07.680
half crab, but then all of a sudden he slips
2378
02:22:07.680 --> 02:22:09.360
out of it because he got the fake leg. That
2379
02:22:09.399 --> 02:22:10.159
would have been cool.
2380
02:22:10.520 --> 02:22:11.319
That would have been funny.
2381
02:22:12.559 --> 02:22:14.440
People have been like, oh my god, call it's a
2382
02:22:14.600 --> 02:22:15.239
fake leg?
2383
02:22:17.120 --> 02:22:18.799
What if they what have they kept it a secret
2384
02:22:18.879 --> 02:22:21.280
this whole time that he had a fake leg until
2385
02:22:21.360 --> 02:22:24.799
this match, and then like it's crazy. The big reveal
2386
02:22:24.920 --> 02:22:27.479
was actually at Vengeance when it's like he has one
2387
02:22:27.600 --> 02:22:31.559
leg anyway, I don't know. So Zach starts firing up,
2388
02:22:31.680 --> 02:22:34.719
but the crowd is not. You just like, look like
2389
02:22:34.799 --> 02:22:36.319
I spent a lot of time looking at the audience
2390
02:22:36.360 --> 02:22:38.239
in this match, because Zach Gollan spent a lot of
2391
02:22:38.280 --> 02:22:42.399
time just laying on the mat. So it's like nobody
2392
02:22:42.680 --> 02:22:45.959
is and nobody is into this, but somehow, I like
2393
02:22:46.120 --> 02:22:49.319
it feels like they've got the sweeten, like at least
2394
02:22:49.440 --> 02:22:53.200
for for the post, because like, the crowd noise does
2395
02:22:53.319 --> 02:22:59.239
not match the crowd action that I'm seeing, so every
2396
02:22:59.319 --> 02:23:01.639
things are kind of a slow motion. I said that,
2397
02:23:01.920 --> 02:23:05.719
Uh oh, I forgot the part where uh Vince McMahon
2398
02:23:05.799 --> 02:23:09.959
just like wraps his knee around the post several times. Yeah,
2399
02:23:10.159 --> 02:23:14.200
just like working it over, which leads back to Gallon
2400
02:23:14.319 --> 02:23:20.600
getting a nut shot to the genital job. Well, this
2401
02:23:20.799 --> 02:23:26.239
is a yeah, I should know. I mean like, yeah,
2402
02:23:26.680 --> 02:23:28.920
the reckors say, hey, don't do that. You shouldn't be
2403
02:23:28.959 --> 02:23:30.680
doing that because technically it's out of the ring and
2404
02:23:30.680 --> 02:23:33.440
you've got five seconds. But you know, he can't really
2405
02:23:33.520 --> 02:23:39.239
stop you anyway, So he starts working over McMahon's leg
2406
02:23:39.479 --> 02:23:41.639
to get He's like, oh, it's gonna be a one
2407
02:23:41.680 --> 02:23:44.079
legged man versus another one legged man, and you know
2408
02:23:44.200 --> 02:23:46.360
Zach Gollan will have the experience of having one leg.
2409
02:23:47.120 --> 02:23:51.239
Uh he Then he hits this. They called it a bulldog,
2410
02:23:51.680 --> 02:23:53.760
but it just looked like Zach flew over the back
2411
02:23:53.799 --> 02:23:58.879
of Vince McMahon and McMahon fell down, So I.
2412
02:23:58.920 --> 02:23:59.840
Know which one you're talking about.
2413
02:23:59.879 --> 02:23:59.920
That.
2414
02:24:00.040 --> 02:24:00.920
Yeah, it was a little weird.
2415
02:24:01.280 --> 02:24:04.479
I liked it, yeah, but it didn't like, it didn't
2416
02:24:04.559 --> 02:24:07.559
hit anything. So whatever is he?
2417
02:24:07.719 --> 02:24:08.440
In the fields?
2418
02:24:10.559 --> 02:24:15.120
So Zach hits the model missile dropkick and to an
2419
02:24:15.399 --> 02:24:18.159
os Ie Moon salt and we think this is going
2420
02:24:18.239 --> 02:24:22.319
to be the one, but oh, good gravy, that that's silly.
2421
02:24:22.600 --> 02:24:24.280
That wacky old triple eight.
2422
02:24:24.399 --> 02:24:25.360
No that.
2423
02:24:26.840 --> 02:24:28.760
Shows up and puts his and.
2424
02:24:28.760 --> 02:24:30.000
Buries that Gallon real quick.
2425
02:24:30.600 --> 02:24:34.000
Hey, I gotta shovel Zach, but he gets his foot
2426
02:24:34.040 --> 02:24:38.120
on the ropes. Oh my uh, Vince Man hits an
2427
02:24:38.200 --> 02:24:41.079
eye rake to Zach Gallan, who suddenly can't see and
2428
02:24:41.159 --> 02:24:43.719
then goes to look for a chair. And this this
2429
02:24:43.840 --> 02:24:46.319
would have been my nomination for the Pepsi Blue splash
2430
02:24:46.399 --> 02:24:50.399
of the night because referee Brian Hebner, whose name we
2431
02:24:50.479 --> 02:24:53.639
hear about seventeen times over the course of about four minutes,
2432
02:24:53.959 --> 02:24:56.319
because they're like, well, you can't stop the match, Cole,
2433
02:24:56.399 --> 02:24:59.920
because vincill fire him and he can't make Gallon quick
2434
02:25:00.120 --> 02:25:06.479
because he's a dumb idiot. Yeah, but so so Vince
2435
02:25:06.559 --> 02:25:09.360
has a chair. Referee Brian Hebner tries to take it
2436
02:25:09.399 --> 02:25:12.280
away from him and he shoves him through the ropes
2437
02:25:12.680 --> 02:25:16.000
and Hebner misses his spot to grab onto something to
2438
02:25:16.159 --> 02:25:19.200
lessen the fall, and he just goes flying out of
2439
02:25:19.239 --> 02:25:23.559
the ring. It takes a flat back on the on
2440
02:25:23.760 --> 02:25:26.959
the the mats down below, and that's like, that's like
2441
02:25:27.200 --> 02:25:30.959
that had to hurt. That would have been that would
2442
02:25:30.959 --> 02:25:33.159
have been my my Pepsi Blue Splash of the night.
2443
02:25:33.239 --> 02:25:36.559
But hey, so he takes a big bump and Vince
2444
02:25:36.639 --> 02:25:40.280
falls down and then Zach Gallan kicks the chair into
2445
02:25:40.360 --> 02:25:44.559
Vince's face and Vince stabs himself in the carotid Artery's
2446
02:25:44.680 --> 02:25:49.639
blood everywhere, and it's just like the most absurd gig
2447
02:25:50.000 --> 02:25:52.520
I've ever seen, just like stabs himself and there's just
2448
02:25:52.959 --> 02:25:56.040
just gushing blood. Oh my gosh.
2449
02:25:56.120 --> 02:25:58.120
Yes, it's like, why why would you do that?
2450
02:25:58.760 --> 02:26:01.680
Especially so at the end of the match, Yeah, there's
2451
02:26:01.760 --> 02:26:05.879
no reason for it. So Zach goes up top to
2452
02:26:05.959 --> 02:26:08.200
hit another moon salt for the wind because you know,
2453
02:26:08.319 --> 02:26:10.280
Vince is down and out, bleeding all over the place,
2454
02:26:11.000 --> 02:26:14.239
and he misses it, and Vince just covers him and
2455
02:26:14.639 --> 02:26:18.799
wins co whifted it. Yeah, it just whiffs the Siu
2456
02:26:18.920 --> 02:26:22.280
moon salt and Vince just doesn't hit another move, doesn't
2457
02:26:22.360 --> 02:26:25.840
do anything, just lays on top of him and gets
2458
02:26:25.879 --> 02:26:26.680
a one, two three.
2459
02:26:28.959 --> 02:26:33.000
I gotta say thumbs up until the end. I actually
2460
02:26:33.600 --> 02:26:37.440
enjoyed this match just because it embodies the freak show
2461
02:26:37.520 --> 02:26:42.040
that is professional wrestling, right was. I was impressed with
2462
02:26:42.159 --> 02:26:45.959
that Gollan even though he's still quite green all on
2463
02:26:46.079 --> 02:26:48.840
one leg. You gotta love it. He's like nineteen years
2464
02:26:48.840 --> 02:26:51.399
old here too. It's just it's just a shame. This
2465
02:26:51.520 --> 02:26:54.719
match should have been five minutes at most and Vince
2466
02:26:54.799 --> 02:26:57.239
should have lost. He honestly should have lost. Why did
2467
02:26:57.280 --> 02:26:58.520
he win? What does he gain?
2468
02:27:01.520 --> 02:27:01.840
Nothing?
2469
02:27:03.840 --> 02:27:05.719
It's like you penned to one like a dude.
2470
02:27:06.920 --> 02:27:08.719
He gets to go up to Sable and be like, hey,
2471
02:27:08.799 --> 02:27:14.159
I just kicked one like a man's ash. Make your horny. No,
2472
02:27:15.479 --> 02:27:18.920
I agree with Levi. I thought it was entertaining for
2473
02:27:19.079 --> 02:27:21.719
a bit, and their aspects I like definitely Zach Gowan,
2474
02:27:22.399 --> 02:27:25.719
Uh just you know, his spirit, his his move set
2475
02:27:25.799 --> 02:27:28.079
was pretty interesting. Yeah, like he said, he's pretty green.
2476
02:27:28.200 --> 02:27:31.520
But you know, given the circumstances, it was neat. But
2477
02:27:31.879 --> 02:27:34.479
even as far as like a Vincent Man match goes,
2478
02:27:35.159 --> 02:27:37.719
this was pretty boring, you know, just to compare it
2479
02:27:37.799 --> 02:27:40.000
to the last Evince match. Wasn't the last vints match
2480
02:27:40.040 --> 02:27:43.079
thee with Hulk Hogan that we saw, Yeah, like that
2481
02:27:43.159 --> 02:27:45.159
one was like a glorious car crash, and this was
2482
02:27:45.280 --> 02:27:47.559
just like a little like a little fender bender, you know.
2483
02:27:48.639 --> 02:27:51.319
And so yeah, I can't really get the thumbs up.
2484
02:27:52.319 --> 02:27:54.559
But it's hard to give it a thumbs down because
2485
02:27:54.600 --> 02:27:56.280
I feel bad for Zach Gowing. So I guess I'll
2486
02:27:56.280 --> 02:27:57.239
give it a thumb metal.
2487
02:27:59.479 --> 02:28:04.879
Yeah as well as well. All right, so now I
2488
02:28:04.959 --> 02:28:08.520
will hand the reins back to Levi so he can
2489
02:28:08.719 --> 02:28:11.000
recaptain this this ship before it sinks.
2490
02:28:12.799 --> 02:28:17.399
We come backstays to Josh Matthews with Eddie Guerrero. He
2491
02:28:17.479 --> 02:28:19.639
asked Eddie if he feels his victory is tainted by
2492
02:28:19.719 --> 02:28:24.440
Rhino's interference. Eddie says a victory is a victory and
2493
02:28:24.559 --> 02:28:28.799
that what happened with Rhino is on Benoir. He says
2494
02:28:28.840 --> 02:28:31.360
he doesn't need friends and that the only friend he
2495
02:28:31.520 --> 02:28:34.639
needs is on his shoulder. And now it's time for the.
2496
02:28:38.959 --> 02:28:39.799
Of the evening.
2497
02:28:44.799 --> 02:28:46.040
What do we do for an encore?
2498
02:28:46.440 --> 02:28:50.120
W W Time on the line for Clifter, Big Show,
2499
02:28:50.440 --> 02:28:53.959
Court Angle from right Match, It's Tubby your Way next
2500
02:28:54.319 --> 02:28:56.760
here a betch, It's live from Denver.
2501
02:29:23.600 --> 02:29:25.600
And I knew that it was a serious neck in dream.
2502
02:29:25.959 --> 02:29:28.760
I had a major concern that I was never going
2503
02:29:28.840 --> 02:29:31.559
to be able to wrestle again. My whole destiny of
2504
02:29:31.639 --> 02:29:34.719
my life, everything that I worked for just crumbled down
2505
02:29:34.760 --> 02:29:35.440
and found.
2506
02:29:40.600 --> 02:29:42.479
You know, when I was laid up in the hospital
2507
02:29:42.799 --> 02:29:44.600
and I didn't know if I was going to wrestle again.
2508
02:29:45.280 --> 02:29:47.799
There's someone that became a genuine friend.
2509
02:29:49.360 --> 02:29:52.440
All the concern for me and my family and my health,
2510
02:29:54.680 --> 02:30:05.879
I just want to say one thing, thank you. After
2511
02:30:05.959 --> 02:30:08.680
two months of next surgery and rehab, you're that the
2512
02:30:08.840 --> 02:30:12.920
Carrolls back in the w W ring Baby. I'm bad
2513
02:30:13.040 --> 02:30:15.520
for one reason and one reason old me. I want
2514
02:30:15.559 --> 02:30:16.879
to become champion again.
2515
02:30:18.360 --> 02:30:21.280
Let me tell you something, Kurt. If you want a
2516
02:30:21.360 --> 02:30:25.959
shot at this title, I say it's all cord Angle.
2517
02:30:26.079 --> 02:30:29.040
You want to be champion again, you better.
2518
02:30:28.920 --> 02:30:32.280
Wait, bron But last Day will be defending the w
2519
02:30:32.440 --> 02:30:36.399
E title against Kurt Angle and the Big Show, a
2520
02:30:36.600 --> 02:30:40.120
triple premash for the w w E title.
2521
02:30:40.479 --> 02:30:45.000
Adventures see.
2522
02:30:46.600 --> 02:30:49.520
This time week Campy.
2523
02:30:51.399 --> 02:30:55.120
Taking down Damning Town.
2524
02:30:55.319 --> 02:30:57.959
Then damn that's say.
2525
02:30:59.040 --> 02:31:42.239
Candies, watch your quickly up, watch your cup you.
2526
02:31:43.959 --> 02:32:04.120
Watch you upado and up your Quastrika up ups.
2527
02:32:27.680 --> 02:32:32.840
Do I brock Lesner kurd Angle in the Big Witting
2528
02:32:32.959 --> 02:32:37.399
Show beat each other up in all that other goofy stuff.
2529
02:32:37.440 --> 02:32:37.959
I can't think.
2530
02:32:39.920 --> 02:32:39.959
So.
2531
02:32:40.559 --> 02:32:44.120
Backstory here is kurd Angle and brock Lessner have become
2532
02:32:44.200 --> 02:32:49.040
friends since their intense competition at WrestleMania. Upon returning after
2533
02:32:49.159 --> 02:32:52.200
next surgery, kurd Angle returned as a baby face and
2534
02:32:52.319 --> 02:32:55.559
challenged brock Lesner in a remash. They had weeks of
2535
02:32:55.639 --> 02:32:59.600
backstage segments where they just piled round you know, uh
2536
02:32:59.799 --> 02:33:01.959
do and push up contest being chilly.
2537
02:33:02.319 --> 02:33:04.959
They're friends, you know, you gotta love it, pat each
2538
02:33:05.000 --> 02:33:08.639
other on the back saying, hey man, they're working hard.
2539
02:33:09.200 --> 02:33:11.079
Good job, working hard, thanks Kurt.
2540
02:33:12.200 --> 02:33:15.040
But the underlying theme being they think they are better
2541
02:33:15.120 --> 02:33:17.559
than the other. It's always a game of one opsmanship,
2542
02:33:18.440 --> 02:33:23.479
which could spell disaster in the future. I thought the
2543
02:33:23.520 --> 02:33:27.879
pre match package was amazing, Uh price to play in
2544
02:33:27.920 --> 02:33:30.879
the background, just pull it all together so amazingly. It
2545
02:33:31.000 --> 02:33:33.559
made me really excited to see this match all these
2546
02:33:33.600 --> 02:33:35.079
years later. What did you guys think of the pre
2547
02:33:35.159 --> 02:33:35.799
match package?
2548
02:33:36.360 --> 02:33:38.840
Good pre match package. We didn't get priced to play though,
2549
02:33:38.879 --> 02:33:39.920
because we were on the network.
2550
02:33:40.799 --> 02:33:43.520
Yeah, we I watched it in the clip that you said,
2551
02:33:43.520 --> 02:33:46.760
and it's much better than when it's just like turn dun.
2552
02:33:48.760 --> 02:33:49.920
D d darn, darn.
2553
02:33:54.399 --> 02:33:57.200
You know they didn't even said They didn't even include
2554
02:33:57.239 --> 02:33:58.959
like any of the voice from the thing. They just
2555
02:33:59.120 --> 02:34:01.000
masked over it with the Eric song and had some
2556
02:34:01.120 --> 02:34:02.879
man go are you ready for wrestling?
2557
02:34:07.920 --> 02:34:11.040
But yeah, another thing I fell to mention though, is uh,
2558
02:34:11.440 --> 02:34:14.000
they've been getting booked in like handicap matches and stuff
2559
02:34:14.200 --> 02:34:16.239
with Big Show. Big Show has been on a tear
2560
02:34:16.479 --> 02:34:20.719
on SmackDown. We recently saw the match he had with
2561
02:34:20.799 --> 02:34:21.879
brock Leazer for the title.
2562
02:34:22.280 --> 02:34:24.760
Wees, but this is kind of like prime Big Show here.
2563
02:34:25.079 --> 02:34:26.360
It really is.
2564
02:34:27.399 --> 02:34:28.959
You know, I don't know if we talked about this
2565
02:34:29.040 --> 02:34:31.079
in the last episode or not, but I think it
2566
02:34:31.200 --> 02:34:33.559
was that same week of Raw, the June twenty third Raw.
2567
02:34:33.760 --> 02:34:35.559
It may be the same week or the week after,
2568
02:34:35.879 --> 02:34:39.879
but on SmackDown they had the Tattle the Tattle the
2569
02:34:40.040 --> 02:34:44.239
title the title match between brock Leaser and Big Show
2570
02:34:44.239 --> 02:34:48.200
where they broke the freaking ring. Amazing all these years,
2571
02:34:48.319 --> 02:34:49.760
it holds up. It'll always hold up.
2572
02:34:50.799 --> 02:34:52.440
Except for the ring it didn't hold up.
2573
02:34:55.639 --> 02:34:56.920
There's a question pun of the night.
2574
02:34:57.360 --> 02:34:59.440
But basically the story they're building here with Big Show
2575
02:34:59.479 --> 02:35:02.200
is the Big Show is just that guy that brock
2576
02:35:02.280 --> 02:35:05.360
Leser cannot beat except for at the Royal Rumble.
2577
02:35:05.760 --> 02:35:08.399
But well, it's it's funny that at the beginning of
2578
02:35:08.440 --> 02:35:10.959
this podcast was like at the end of the Big
2579
02:35:11.040 --> 02:35:14.239
Show is at the end of like the Big Show
2580
02:35:14.319 --> 02:35:17.520
schlob Era, and it started to be when he started
2581
02:35:17.559 --> 02:35:20.399
to get really good and Big Show listened to our
2582
02:35:20.399 --> 02:35:22.920
early episodes. That's probably why he blocks on Twitter. But
2583
02:35:23.079 --> 02:35:25.760
now we're like, now we're like Big Show rules. Yeah,
2584
02:35:26.040 --> 02:35:27.639
and it's sad he can't enjoy that.
2585
02:35:27.959 --> 02:35:29.120
Oh no, he can't hear us.
2586
02:35:29.840 --> 02:35:31.920
I'm not blocked. I tell I'll text him and tell
2587
02:35:31.959 --> 02:35:34.399
him that even though he's still fat, he's putting together.
2588
02:35:36.399 --> 02:35:38.959
He saw us say he was fat, and he said,
2589
02:35:39.040 --> 02:35:40.799
oh man, I can't take that.
2590
02:35:41.000 --> 02:35:42.000
There, blah blah.
2591
02:35:45.239 --> 02:35:47.600
So Big Show is the dark horse in this match.
2592
02:35:49.040 --> 02:35:50.040
How will it pan out?
2593
02:35:50.719 --> 02:35:53.959
Let's find out that, oh, Jakes, you have each other.
2594
02:35:54.000 --> 02:35:54.600
PEPs blue.
2595
02:35:56.200 --> 02:36:01.399
Okay, I'll take one million Pepsi blues. Blue got the
2596
02:36:01.440 --> 02:36:07.120
Pepsi blues. Baby called me the big shoe.
2597
02:36:11.319 --> 02:36:11.600
Blue.
2598
02:36:13.920 --> 02:36:18.200
My nipples are hard, baby, there there and then because
2599
02:36:18.239 --> 02:36:18.399
of you.
2600
02:36:21.719 --> 02:36:23.479
So so here we go.
2601
02:36:23.879 --> 02:36:26.040
What if you what if you saw in peek inside
2602
02:36:26.040 --> 02:36:28.239
the Pepsi Blue factory and like you opened.
2603
02:36:28.079 --> 02:36:32.079
Up factory, it's like a totally different one.
2604
02:36:32.399 --> 02:36:34.920
It's a big Willy Wonka esque Pepsi Blue factory. You're
2605
02:36:34.920 --> 02:36:37.079
seeing all these little bottles and conveyor belts. You're happy.
2606
02:36:37.159 --> 02:36:39.719
Then you see a door that says no entry, and
2607
02:36:40.280 --> 02:36:42.479
you break off from a little tour group. You slink
2608
02:36:42.520 --> 02:36:43.879
on over there and open the door, and it's this
2609
02:36:43.959 --> 02:36:46.399
big show with a bunch of empty bottles like squeezing
2610
02:36:46.440 --> 02:36:50.159
his nipples as blue goo comes out of them. He
2611
02:36:50.319 --> 02:36:52.799
smiles at you and just like like, would you still
2612
02:36:52.840 --> 02:36:54.600
drink it? Knowing it came from big shows nipples?
2613
02:36:54.920 --> 02:36:56.280
I thought you were going to go in the direction
2614
02:36:56.399 --> 02:36:58.440
of what if you went to the Pepsi Blue Factory
2615
02:36:58.719 --> 02:37:06.479
and saw big shows willy walk, little world of pure
2616
02:37:06.559 --> 02:37:07.600
blue imagination.
2617
02:37:09.639 --> 02:37:11.680
See, I will say you something much more wholesome and
2618
02:37:11.760 --> 02:37:14.360
that there would just be like big Show back there,
2619
02:37:14.440 --> 02:37:15.879
singing the blues to Pepsi.
2620
02:37:16.399 --> 02:37:18.879
No, no, no, it's it's big Show Pepsi Blues, Big
2621
02:37:18.920 --> 02:37:19.760
Show nipple juice.
2622
02:37:21.719 --> 02:37:27.479
Sure, let's go with that. So let's start here. To
2623
02:37:27.559 --> 02:37:29.559
start off, it appears Angle and Lesner are going to
2624
02:37:29.760 --> 02:37:32.559
go after each other, but it's a trick and they
2625
02:37:32.600 --> 02:37:35.159
both attack Big Show, who suddenly hits a double clothes
2626
02:37:35.239 --> 02:37:39.680
line on the new best Friends. All right, talking Trent and.
2627
02:37:39.719 --> 02:37:42.639
Chook, I like this version better anyway?
2628
02:37:43.319 --> 02:37:43.760
Oh boo?
2629
02:37:45.120 --> 02:37:45.159
What?
2630
02:37:47.799 --> 02:37:49.399
He throws Kurt Angle out of the ring and then
2631
02:37:49.479 --> 02:37:51.639
hits a choke slam for an early two count on
2632
02:37:51.760 --> 02:37:57.079
Lesner thanks to Angle breaking it up. Big Show turns
2633
02:37:57.120 --> 02:37:59.280
his attention to Angle and chops a way to him
2634
02:37:59.319 --> 02:38:00.040
in the Corner.
2635
02:38:01.399 --> 02:38:03.280
Shop Away Ship.
2636
02:38:07.319 --> 02:38:08.920
Show, Kurt Angle broke.
2637
02:38:11.559 --> 02:38:12.719
I don't understand that any.
2638
02:38:14.319 --> 02:38:16.360
You need to listen to some inya or it wasn't
2639
02:38:16.360 --> 02:38:17.280
inimated Who cares?
2640
02:38:17.600 --> 02:38:18.120
I think that was?
2641
02:38:18.760 --> 02:38:22.200
No, it was it was a Scottish women or something there.
2642
02:38:22.479 --> 02:38:23.600
This is important.
2643
02:38:24.239 --> 02:38:28.399
It's very important, Hey, Levi, why don't you just get
2644
02:38:28.440 --> 02:38:36.440
you hey, hey, listeners at Levi and tell him to
2645
02:38:36.440 --> 02:38:37.319
sail away? How about it.
2646
02:38:37.600 --> 02:38:48.200
I don't care about Beny and Benya anyway, it's so funny.
2647
02:38:48.200 --> 02:38:50.239
I brought up Gallagalla Island and Benya Binya, and I
2648
02:38:50.280 --> 02:38:52.000
did the impression for my wife and she was like,
2649
02:38:52.079 --> 02:38:53.479
good god, how do you remember that?
2650
02:38:58.239 --> 02:38:58.399
You know?
2651
02:38:58.479 --> 02:39:03.040
Oddly enough, Steph Fan and I we've referenced that Benny Benya.
2652
02:39:03.680 --> 02:39:05.760
I was mean to you a lot.
2653
02:39:06.360 --> 02:39:08.559
I in loved Golaga Island as a kid.
2654
02:39:08.680 --> 02:39:09.159
I was like you.
2655
02:39:11.040 --> 02:39:14.319
What about Oh heck yeah, I remember.
2656
02:39:14.520 --> 02:39:16.760
Boots one day because the mountains.
2657
02:39:16.639 --> 02:39:17.520
Something doing.
2658
02:39:21.440 --> 02:39:24.360
No seriously like, I was at work one day and
2659
02:39:24.440 --> 02:39:26.200
I thought as a booma Foo out of nowhere, and
2660
02:39:26.440 --> 02:39:29.639
I suddenly realized I know all of the lyrics of
2661
02:39:29.680 --> 02:39:32.719
the zubooma Foo theme, and there's never been a point
2662
02:39:32.719 --> 02:39:34.360
when I'm like, yeah, I want to sing that theme.
2663
02:39:34.479 --> 02:39:35.360
I just knew them.
2664
02:39:39.360 --> 02:39:46.200
And you and suboomafood we're doing the animals do.
2665
02:39:47.879 --> 02:39:48.079
Wait?
2666
02:39:48.159 --> 02:39:49.600
What what?
2667
02:39:50.280 --> 02:39:54.159
That's College seven? College twelve is Homeboy? Isn't out of space?
2668
02:39:55.559 --> 02:39:59.120
Mersen every breaths and for one another?
2669
02:40:00.760 --> 02:40:02.079
Anyway, your mother?
2670
02:40:05.520 --> 02:40:09.479
Where the heck was I? Big Show charges but gets
2671
02:40:09.559 --> 02:40:10.879
hit with an elbow by Angle.
2672
02:40:11.840 --> 02:40:13.840
That's why you don't miss a credit cards? Get it.
2673
02:40:17.559 --> 02:40:18.280
Took me a second.
2674
02:40:19.959 --> 02:40:22.159
Curt attempts to german suplex, but Big Show is too
2675
02:40:22.280 --> 02:40:25.479
large and in charge, so he can't german suplex the giant,
2676
02:40:29.639 --> 02:40:32.840
so Big Show uses his button to knock Angle away.
2677
02:40:36.280 --> 02:40:38.760
Big Show follows this up with a clothesline and then
2678
02:40:38.799 --> 02:40:43.680
a big head butt. Curve fights back punches, but Show
2679
02:40:43.799 --> 02:40:46.040
catches him into what looks to be an attempt at
2680
02:40:46.079 --> 02:40:49.440
a showstopper, but Angle picks out of it and locks
2681
02:40:49.479 --> 02:40:51.639
in the ankle lock. Amazingly done.
2682
02:40:52.440 --> 02:40:52.920
Mm hmmm.
2683
02:40:53.159 --> 02:40:55.879
I like that a lot, very very juicy.
2684
02:40:56.680 --> 02:40:58.040
I mean, there's no pedigree, but.
2685
02:40:58.760 --> 02:41:01.200
You know kind of gree.
2686
02:41:05.440 --> 02:41:06.600
Tavor rising.
2687
02:41:11.239 --> 02:41:14.559
Big Show kicks him away, though he fights off Leslard
2688
02:41:14.559 --> 02:41:16.680
on the Apron lands two kicks to Kurt, followed by
2689
02:41:16.760 --> 02:41:17.520
a leg drop.
2690
02:41:18.600 --> 02:41:20.079
I really like the way he fought him off of
2691
02:41:20.079 --> 02:41:22.559
the apron. It was just it looks so natural to
2692
02:41:22.680 --> 02:41:24.440
a fight, like, Oh, here comes this guy too, I
2693
02:41:24.440 --> 02:41:26.360
gotta punch him in the face. Are talking about this?
2694
02:41:26.559 --> 02:41:28.280
Are we talking about the side of the ring, or
2695
02:41:28.479 --> 02:41:31.600
like his cooking apron fights him off his apron.
2696
02:41:33.079 --> 02:41:36.719
You she's like, momy, don't want cookies, No got of mine.
2697
02:41:41.280 --> 02:41:43.239
Big Show goes for the pin, but Lesnard dives in
2698
02:41:43.360 --> 02:41:47.079
for a save. Brocket shoulder with us the Big Show
2699
02:41:47.120 --> 02:41:49.319
in the corner, followed by a dive off the corner
2700
02:41:49.399 --> 02:41:53.200
second rope. Brock attempts an F five, but Big Shore
2701
02:41:53.319 --> 02:41:56.559
versus into a show stopper, but it's only good for two.
2702
02:41:58.520 --> 02:42:00.799
Kirk comes in with garbage cam. Liz a knocks Big
2703
02:42:00.879 --> 02:42:02.920
Show in the head. Brod gets one of Liz and
2704
02:42:02.959 --> 02:42:06.639
does the same. They both land a simultaneous shot and
2705
02:42:06.799 --> 02:42:09.399
down goes the five hundred and eight foot giant.
2706
02:42:12.639 --> 02:42:13.639
Four hundred eight.
2707
02:42:15.520 --> 02:42:17.200
Up a nine hundred pound two.
2708
02:42:17.120 --> 02:42:21.520
Foot triumphs he gets a little heavier and the even
2709
02:42:21.559 --> 02:42:22.399
bigger Show.
2710
02:42:24.399 --> 02:42:27.200
Lesser and Angle attempt a double suplex, but Big Show
2711
02:42:27.239 --> 02:42:30.920
reverses and powerfully pulls off a double choke slam to them.
2712
02:42:32.600 --> 02:42:34.760
It doesn't last though, this Big Show raises both his
2713
02:42:34.879 --> 02:42:39.680
hands and yells out, oh actually, actually, Before I go on, Kyle,
2714
02:42:39.959 --> 02:42:41.440
can you tell us what it was like when Big
2715
02:42:41.479 --> 02:42:43.719
Show raised both of his hands out for a choke slam?
2716
02:42:44.239 --> 02:42:49.840
He raised both his hands on one, Big Show, Big
2717
02:42:49.879 --> 02:42:51.520
Show love you. We're giving you a lot more props
2718
02:42:51.559 --> 02:42:53.200
now than we did at the beginning of this podcast.
2719
02:42:53.319 --> 02:42:55.040
But your yells still sound goofy.
2720
02:42:59.520 --> 02:43:02.680
So he's another double choke slam, but they reverse and
2721
02:43:02.799 --> 02:43:07.479
do a choke double choke slam to him. Tass says,
2722
02:43:07.840 --> 02:43:11.280
so Big Show supplexes the gods who supplexed and they
2723
02:43:11.360 --> 02:43:19.079
choke slammed. You get the point, yes, So Angle gets
2724
02:43:19.159 --> 02:43:21.600
knocked outside after an F five and then Brock sets
2725
02:43:21.600 --> 02:43:22.559
his sights on Big Show.
2726
02:43:23.879 --> 02:43:27.280
Wow, it's the Big Show.
2727
02:43:28.840 --> 02:43:30.719
Brock then hits the F five on Big Show, but
2728
02:43:30.840 --> 02:43:33.040
gets two due to Angle pulling the ref out of
2729
02:43:33.079 --> 02:43:37.159
the ring man. The refs are just getting there.
2730
02:43:38.280 --> 02:43:38.760
It's bad.
2731
02:43:38.840 --> 02:43:39.639
It's bad for them.
2732
02:43:40.600 --> 02:43:41.000
Mm hmm.
2733
02:43:41.879 --> 02:43:44.559
This of course upsets Brock, so he whips Angle into
2734
02:43:44.600 --> 02:43:45.360
the still steps.
2735
02:43:47.479 --> 02:43:47.840
Brock r.
2736
02:43:49.639 --> 02:43:52.920
I'll just take it real quick. You know, in wrestling,
2737
02:43:52.959 --> 02:43:55.719
it's it's like commonplace, like the ref is like the
2738
02:43:55.840 --> 02:43:59.600
sole keeper of the rules. Imagine like even boxing, like
2739
02:43:59.680 --> 02:44:02.600
a a straight elbow knocked a ref out and then
2740
02:44:02.879 --> 02:44:05.440
all kicking at each other and stuff.
2741
02:44:09.040 --> 02:44:09.719
Pandemonium.
2742
02:44:11.120 --> 02:44:14.159
Yeah, anyway, it's continued the main event.
2743
02:44:14.280 --> 02:44:18.280
Baby Brock rams Angle's head into the steps and then
2744
02:44:18.319 --> 02:44:19.440
throws him at the ring post.
2745
02:44:22.440 --> 02:44:23.399
Does you chew baka?
2746
02:44:24.159 --> 02:44:26.200
Yeah? I mean it was Kurt Angle.
2747
02:44:26.319 --> 02:44:29.040
But anyway, I know I'm saying that Big Show in
2748
02:44:29.079 --> 02:44:29.600
the background.
2749
02:44:33.239 --> 02:44:33.639
He has the.
2750
02:44:33.680 --> 02:44:39.000
Bust, he's got the blood lust, and Vince McMahon has
2751
02:44:40.000 --> 02:44:41.559
the buttlust just the lust.
2752
02:44:43.360 --> 02:44:43.520
Oh.
2753
02:44:44.520 --> 02:44:47.239
Big Show recovers and grabs Lesnar from the outside, and
2754
02:44:47.360 --> 02:44:51.879
Brock goozles him on the top rope Goozle going for
2755
02:44:52.000 --> 02:44:56.879
the Goozlelessener tends closed lines on Big Show, but ultimately
2756
02:44:57.079 --> 02:44:59.840
an unfazed Big Show closed lines Lesnar followed by a
2757
02:45:00.120 --> 02:45:07.479
huge elect drop her show pins, but it's only good
2758
02:45:07.520 --> 02:45:11.520
for two. A shot to Engle's head busts him open,
2759
02:45:11.760 --> 02:45:14.000
leaving show to chop away at Brock and set up
2760
02:45:14.040 --> 02:45:18.280
for a superpleix, but Kurt mounts the apron, but Big
2761
02:45:18.360 --> 02:45:22.000
Show shoes him away. This allows Lessener to counter into
2762
02:45:22.000 --> 02:45:26.239
an unbelievable running power bomb. My jaw literally just dropped at.
2763
02:45:26.200 --> 02:45:30.280
The spot that I literally could not even.
2764
02:45:31.639 --> 02:45:32.479
He could only Odd.
2765
02:45:35.959 --> 02:45:38.239
Lesner goes for a cover, but Angle makes another break
2766
02:45:38.319 --> 02:45:41.879
with a chair. Angle then waxed Lesner over the head
2767
02:45:41.959 --> 02:45:43.559
with the chair to knock him out of the ring.
2768
02:45:45.680 --> 02:45:48.360
He goes to hit Big Show on the outside, but
2769
02:45:48.479 --> 02:45:53.280
gets it kicked back into his face. While the bleeding
2770
02:45:53.360 --> 02:45:55.000
Lessner is stuck on the other side of the ring,
2771
02:45:55.360 --> 02:45:58.399
an Angle slam puts Show through the announcer's table after
2772
02:45:58.479 --> 02:46:00.000
he reverses an attempt to choke Slam.
2773
02:46:00.079 --> 02:46:01.479
AM, that was pretty neat.
2774
02:46:01.520 --> 02:46:03.280
I like that what I need from you guys right
2775
02:46:03.360 --> 02:46:06.239
now because I needed I need you to run us
2776
02:46:06.319 --> 02:46:10.520
through what it was like before and during and after
2777
02:46:11.440 --> 02:46:14.879
Kurt Angle Angle Slam's Big Show through the table with Jaco's,
2778
02:46:14.959 --> 02:46:19.600
Kurt and Kyle as Big Show and go.
2779
02:46:23.479 --> 02:46:24.680
No get back over here.
2780
02:46:27.040 --> 02:46:38.360
I would have pick ye, I need some pain pills.
2781
02:46:41.399 --> 02:46:43.799
I should anyone seen my mouthquard.
2782
02:46:50.120 --> 02:46:57.600
Very well? Oh yeah, that leaves Angle and Lesnar in
2783
02:46:57.680 --> 02:47:03.159
the ring. Yeah, Kurt fires away, Curve fires away with
2784
02:47:03.280 --> 02:47:06.360
some awesome looking punches. Then Lesendar fires away with punches
2785
02:47:06.360 --> 02:47:16.520
of his own. Lessender gets angled. Lester gets Angle on
2786
02:47:16.600 --> 02:47:19.920
his shoulders, but Kirk gets to the ropes, so Lezzard
2787
02:47:19.959 --> 02:47:24.920
throws him, uh over the top to the outside. Brock
2788
02:47:24.959 --> 02:47:25.639
goes to the top.
2789
02:47:25.760 --> 02:47:27.440
Hey, that's a second over the top reference.
2790
02:47:29.479 --> 02:47:31.680
Brock goes to whip Angle into the steps, but instead
2791
02:47:31.719 --> 02:47:33.319
gets whipped into the steps himself.
2792
02:47:34.319 --> 02:47:38.959
No, I'm on the edge of my seat.
2793
02:47:39.719 --> 02:47:42.719
Back in an Angle, tosses Brock with a released German suplex,
2794
02:47:43.120 --> 02:47:46.079
sending Brock onto his stomach for a great looking flip.
2795
02:47:47.000 --> 02:47:49.479
That's cool. That was that insight. That was I love
2796
02:47:49.559 --> 02:47:52.159
the like That's amazing that Brock can do that.
2797
02:47:52.799 --> 02:47:59.239
He's perhaps looking directed by his inabilities from WrestleMania. Michael
2798
02:47:59.280 --> 02:48:01.239
Cole says, less, here did a three sixty?
2799
02:48:02.440 --> 02:48:03.159
I know he did.
2800
02:48:05.639 --> 02:48:07.680
He started on his feet, land it on his stomach?
2801
02:48:07.719 --> 02:48:11.520
How was that at three sixty? Cole?
2802
02:48:11.639 --> 02:48:14.479
Never he never did math good, he never did no math.
2803
02:48:14.520 --> 02:48:15.959
Will he only needs to count to three.
2804
02:48:20.959 --> 02:48:24.920
Kurt attempts an angle slam, but Lesnar counters into a spinebuster,
2805
02:48:25.600 --> 02:48:28.719
but it's only good for two. What I know it,
2806
02:48:31.079 --> 02:48:33.600
Lesnar gets a choke. The Big Show comes back in
2807
02:48:33.799 --> 02:48:36.680
with the drop for I don't know why I've found
2808
02:48:36.760 --> 02:48:37.239
that funny.
2809
02:48:39.600 --> 02:48:41.879
I probably think about him pooping his pants or something dumb.
2810
02:48:42.079 --> 02:48:45.719
He's rising from the ashes. Pig Sure comes back in
2811
02:48:45.799 --> 02:48:49.280
with the leg drops to break uh uh covers. He
2812
02:48:49.399 --> 02:48:52.920
covers both guys at once for two and I just
2813
02:48:53.079 --> 02:48:54.639
love how Taz is screaming in fear.
2814
02:48:54.879 --> 02:48:59.799
No a double choke.
2815
02:49:00.079 --> 02:49:03.840
My Big Show is signaled for yet again, but this
2816
02:49:04.000 --> 02:49:07.520
time he connects, but he only gets a pair of
2817
02:49:07.600 --> 02:49:11.239
near fa holes and Big Show, frustrated, the yells s
2818
02:49:11.319 --> 02:49:12.760
O B, which sounds like what Kyle.
2819
02:49:16.840 --> 02:49:18.719
He was like he was flying to the heavens. It's
2820
02:49:18.760 --> 02:49:21.040
not like Team Rocket or something. He got blasted.
2821
02:49:21.360 --> 02:49:23.799
Big Show goozles Lessner for the choke slam. But listen,
2822
02:49:24.520 --> 02:49:25.120
please stop.
2823
02:49:26.719 --> 02:49:28.520
What the okay, I gotta answer, what the hell is
2824
02:49:28.559 --> 02:49:29.040
a goozle.
2825
02:49:29.239 --> 02:49:30.399
It's just where you can choke them.
2826
02:49:31.239 --> 02:49:32.159
That sounds fake.
2827
02:49:33.399 --> 02:49:35.159
My god, We'll get you a.
2828
02:49:36.680 --> 02:49:37.399
Boy, Grandma.
2829
02:49:39.920 --> 02:49:40.200
Okay.
2830
02:49:40.280 --> 02:49:45.280
Big Show chokes Lesner for the choke slam. Gosh, gosh,
2831
02:49:45.360 --> 02:49:53.639
Kyle geez. But but Lesler then kicks Big Show rightly. Yeah, bags,
2832
02:49:56.000 --> 02:49:58.000
Brock and Kurt are going back and forth when Lesler
2833
02:49:58.479 --> 02:50:03.559
goes shoulder first into the po beautifully with Lessner's legs
2834
02:50:03.600 --> 02:50:07.680
sticking out. Kurt grabs the angle lock, only to let
2835
02:50:07.799 --> 02:50:10.959
go of Rock and Angle slam the Big Show.
2836
02:50:11.959 --> 02:50:16.120
So well, yeah, Kurt Angle is on another planet.
2837
02:50:16.760 --> 02:50:19.000
Another Angle slamed the Lessenards enough for the pin and
2838
02:50:19.239 --> 02:50:20.719
new champion, Kurt.
2839
02:50:27.399 --> 02:50:29.399
I'm still waiting for that final Big Show come back,
2840
02:50:29.440 --> 02:50:31.799
but whatever, I.
2841
02:50:31.840 --> 02:50:34.520
Gotta say thumbs up all of the thumbs up in
2842
02:50:34.559 --> 02:50:37.559
the world. Last year at Vengeance, hey, I forgot to
2843
02:50:37.600 --> 02:50:40.920
say this is we've officially marked one year of reviews.
2844
02:50:42.040 --> 02:50:43.920
And it celebrate nothing.
2845
02:50:44.120 --> 02:50:46.879
It only took us two years in real time to do.
2846
02:50:47.879 --> 02:50:50.520
There you go, But I gotta say thumbs up. Last
2847
02:50:50.559 --> 02:50:52.600
year's Vengeance two thousand and two was headlined by an
2848
02:50:52.600 --> 02:50:56.959
amazing triple threat with Rock, Kurt Angle, and Undertaker, and
2849
02:50:57.120 --> 02:51:00.319
this year is no different. Like my gosh, what a match.
2850
02:51:02.920 --> 02:51:04.520
Good stuff, man, good stuff.
2851
02:51:04.600 --> 02:51:07.600
Yeah what do you say, Kyle?
2852
02:51:08.159 --> 02:51:09.959
I mean, like top to bottom it was really great.
2853
02:51:10.079 --> 02:51:12.840
I mean I always love main events when it's just
2854
02:51:13.239 --> 02:51:16.680
you know, three big burly beefy dudes just crashing into
2855
02:51:16.719 --> 02:51:18.040
each other. I don't know, It's a lot of fun.
2856
02:51:18.479 --> 02:51:23.159
Everybody looked great in it show, Brock, Kurt. There's a
2857
02:51:23.200 --> 02:51:27.479
lot of flippity dupes and dingity dongs. Nah, but it
2858
02:51:27.559 --> 02:51:28.799
was one of those things was back and forth. I
2859
02:51:28.840 --> 02:51:30.479
didn't really know who exactly it was going to come
2860
02:51:30.520 --> 02:51:32.280
out on top. I mean, safe money would be the
2861
02:51:32.319 --> 02:51:34.120
Big Show wouldn't. Of course, it's kind of all down
2862
02:51:34.159 --> 02:51:37.200
to Brock and Kurt. But Kurt getting the big win
2863
02:51:37.639 --> 02:51:38.559
on the big comeback.
2864
02:51:39.280 --> 02:51:39.760
It was cool.
2865
02:51:39.760 --> 02:51:42.399
It was a good, feel good, big fun feel moment.
2866
02:51:42.520 --> 02:51:44.159
I don't know how to hell what I'm trying to say.
2867
02:51:45.040 --> 02:51:47.479
And yeah, I loved that. It one clean, it was
2868
02:51:47.520 --> 02:51:48.920
it was great. It was a fantastic match.
2869
02:51:49.760 --> 02:51:52.120
Well, I think the way you prefaced it when you're
2870
02:51:52.120 --> 02:51:54.479
saying that like Big Show's been on a tear, made
2871
02:51:54.559 --> 02:51:57.799
him feel like a legitimate spoiler in all this. Yeah,
2872
02:51:57.840 --> 02:51:59.959
so like when he would do something, it wasn't like
2873
02:52:00.360 --> 02:52:03.600
the formulas that we've gotten used to. It actually felt like,
2874
02:52:03.719 --> 02:52:06.319
oh man, this might be the Big Show's time here,
2875
02:52:06.479 --> 02:52:09.280
Like who knows, because you know, he confuded with either
2876
02:52:09.360 --> 02:52:11.799
one of these dudes and they it would have been
2877
02:52:11.840 --> 02:52:14.719
totally believable, but you know it was, and it made
2878
02:52:14.799 --> 02:52:18.280
sense and everything everything worked, everybody worked well together. I
2879
02:52:18.479 --> 02:52:21.079
liked it a lot. Good match, thumbs.
2880
02:52:20.840 --> 02:52:25.239
Up, What a fantastic pay per view, and I think
2881
02:52:25.280 --> 02:52:26.319
we really needed.
2882
02:52:26.120 --> 02:52:29.159
This, to be honest, after Bad Blood, we definitely needed
2883
02:52:29.200 --> 02:52:30.120
a good pay per view.
2884
02:52:30.479 --> 02:52:33.360
I didn't realize how sick of it I was, how
2885
02:52:33.440 --> 02:52:35.280
sick of Raw that I was until I watched this
2886
02:52:35.399 --> 02:52:40.360
show and just SmackDown in general, watching the Smackdowns from
2887
02:52:40.360 --> 02:52:42.360
week to week, or you know, they're fun. You know
2888
02:52:42.440 --> 02:52:45.920
they're they're they're wrestled heavy, but not without good story.
2889
02:52:46.399 --> 02:52:50.000
Well exactly, some stories better than time, mostly good story.
2890
02:52:51.719 --> 02:52:53.959
I like the six bucks.
2891
02:52:58.639 --> 02:52:58.840
Man.
2892
02:52:59.879 --> 02:53:02.479
I think watching it on my own I hated, but
2893
02:53:02.920 --> 02:53:08.079
discussing it is a lot better. But yeah, I think
2894
02:53:08.399 --> 02:53:10.520
you know, Jake said his favorite match in the night
2895
02:53:10.600 --> 02:53:12.639
was a tag match. I definitely think the triple threat
2896
02:53:12.719 --> 02:53:16.000
was my favorite. It's just that's that's how you got
2897
02:53:16.000 --> 02:53:17.360
to do a good triple threat right there.
2898
02:53:18.600 --> 02:53:20.600
M m, yeah, triple threat is my favorite too. I
2899
02:53:20.680 --> 02:53:22.719
was just topped a bottom. It's a fantastic, cool match
2900
02:53:22.799 --> 02:53:24.920
and it's the main event. That really felt like, hey,
2901
02:53:25.000 --> 02:53:26.719
this is a bona fide main event. Is what you
2902
02:53:26.760 --> 02:53:28.879
paid money for, and you got your money's work for sure.
2903
02:53:29.600 --> 02:53:33.520
I just hate how much I did not appreciate Kurt Angle.
2904
02:53:34.040 --> 02:53:36.239
And you know, as long as he was in w
2905
02:53:36.319 --> 02:53:40.200
DEV he was mostly heel, so it's understandable. But what
2906
02:53:40.760 --> 02:53:43.760
a you know, what a phenomenal wrestler. He is just
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amazing and he's just tearing it up. Oh yeah, So
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02:53:49.600 --> 02:53:52.760
I gotta say, kid version of me, you've got it wrong. Man,
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02:53:53.159 --> 02:53:56.280
like Kurt Angle, he's good, he's not gross, he's good.
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02:53:57.239 --> 02:53:59.280
I remember I remember when I watched like in high
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school and stuff whenever ww W W E c W
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was going on and Kurt got like drafted and he
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02:54:05.639 --> 02:54:08.959
was doing this whole like wrestle machine thing. Ever at
2914
02:54:09.000 --> 02:54:11.000
that point, being like, heck, yeah, I love Kurt Angle.
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02:54:11.040 --> 02:54:13.479
I'm ready for the next big tear of Kurt. And
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02:54:13.520 --> 02:54:14.959
then he got dropped because.
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02:54:14.760 --> 02:54:18.959
The whole you know, goals so so sad. I went
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02:54:19.000 --> 02:54:22.600
to the same thing. But man, he's running TNA. There's
2919
02:54:22.639 --> 02:54:25.600
also something to you know, there's something to be said
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02:54:25.639 --> 02:54:25.799
of it.
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02:54:26.319 --> 02:54:28.280
I need to go back and watch that, Like, I know,
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02:54:28.399 --> 02:54:31.799
there's a lot of TNA that I haven't seen that,
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02:54:32.040 --> 02:54:35.000
Like I feel like I should just because it's good wrestling,
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02:54:35.440 --> 02:54:37.319
But like, you know, how do I find it's DNA?
2925
02:54:37.719 --> 02:54:42.399
Nobody can find it when it's live. But yeah, like
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02:54:42.399 --> 02:54:43.959
I would love to go back and watch some of that,
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02:54:44.159 --> 02:54:47.760
some of the Samo, Sam Law Joe stuff and all that. Yeah.
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02:54:48.120 --> 02:54:51.360
Yeah, it's like I know that there are fantastic matches
2929
02:54:51.360 --> 02:54:54.680
from Kurt and stuff in TNA because I've seen plenty
2930
02:54:54.760 --> 02:54:57.040
of gifts, but I've never actually said that, I like
2931
02:54:57.479 --> 02:55:00.920
watched a match back to four. I need I need
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02:55:00.959 --> 02:55:04.280
to wreckify that back to forward forward back shut.
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02:55:07.399 --> 02:55:10.040
Well, that was Vengeance two thousand and three, A great
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02:55:10.120 --> 02:55:13.280
show and definitely got everywhere to see it. Uh, join
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02:55:13.360 --> 02:55:16.000
us next time as we will be reviewing Summer Slam
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02:55:16.360 --> 02:55:17.360
two thousand and three.
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02:55:18.000 --> 02:55:21.559
Oh yeah, Big four Baby, get.
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02:55:21.399 --> 02:55:24.520
Out your get out your your lemonade, and fire up
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02:55:24.559 --> 02:55:26.680
the charcoal grill because it's Summer Slam.
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02:55:28.040 --> 02:55:30.440
What can we expect from SummerSlam two thousand.
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02:55:30.120 --> 02:55:33.920
And three, I don't know, fun and friendship.
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02:55:34.360 --> 02:55:39.079
We can expect an elimination chamber match featuring Triple h
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02:55:39.159 --> 02:55:45.719
and Bicycle Shorts and Goldberg Randall.
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02:55:45.520 --> 02:55:48.840
Keith Okay, Randall, Keith.
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02:55:48.799 --> 02:55:53.760
And Shawn Michaels and Jerico Okay, warming up to it?
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02:55:54.239 --> 02:55:55.120
Is there someone this?
2947
02:55:57.600 --> 02:55:59.600
Yeah, there's someone do Yeah, you're messing the guy?
2948
02:55:59.639 --> 02:56:00.159
Who is it?
2949
02:56:00.239 --> 02:56:03.440
Kevin add Goldberg took their spot. They should be in
2950
02:56:03.479 --> 02:56:05.479
the match, but Ouldberg's dead. That's who you are.
2951
02:56:07.120 --> 02:56:09.120
And there's definitely some backstory that we're going to get
2952
02:56:09.159 --> 02:56:12.399
to in that review that you definitely don't want to miss,
2953
02:56:13.399 --> 02:56:16.719
just some politics about what the match should have been.
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02:56:17.079 --> 02:56:20.200
But we said we're here in a multiman match. We
2955
02:56:20.319 --> 02:56:23.280
also get Brock versus Hurt for the title and Caine
2956
02:56:23.360 --> 02:56:26.200
versus RVD and a big O you made me lose
2957
02:56:26.280 --> 02:56:31.639
my mask match that yeah, you definitely don't want to
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02:56:31.680 --> 02:56:34.479
miss it. And in the meantime, you can follow us
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02:56:34.520 --> 02:56:38.920
on social media at Twitter at Ruthless Pod, Instagram's Ruthless
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02:56:38.920 --> 02:56:44.799
Scretion Podcast, Facebook and YouTube equally Ruthless Scression Podcast. And
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02:56:44.959 --> 02:56:46.479
if you want to donate to the show, you can
2962
02:56:46.559 --> 02:56:50.479
donate ninety nine cents, five dollars or ten dollars. We
2963
02:56:50.600 --> 02:56:52.479
would definitely appreciate it would go a long way to
2964
02:56:52.559 --> 02:56:55.120
help us get out episodes a little faster and help
2965
02:56:55.360 --> 02:56:58.680
the overall quality of the show, Jakebort did we find
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02:56:58.719 --> 02:56:59.959
you in your dumb little shit?
2967
02:57:01.000 --> 02:57:06.000
Oh my, it's just called My show with Alex and Jake.
2968
02:57:05.879 --> 02:57:08.000
In My show, My Show.
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02:57:08.479 --> 02:57:12.000
It's available at bad facts dot info. We officially re
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02:57:12.159 --> 02:57:17.680
up the domain today so for another year. Yeah, bad
2971
02:57:17.760 --> 02:57:20.399
facts dot info anywhere podcast are available where you could
2972
02:57:20.440 --> 02:57:23.159
hear my hya jints. I usually work wrestling into the show.
2973
02:57:24.600 --> 02:57:26.879
It's just one way or another because I like wrestling,
2974
02:57:27.040 --> 02:57:29.680
and the third man in that show used to like wrestling,
2975
02:57:30.040 --> 02:57:32.000
and then we have someone who doesn't want wrestling at all.
2976
02:57:32.159 --> 02:57:35.920
So it's really fun to get to say that use
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02:57:36.040 --> 02:57:39.280
wrestling analogies, that he's slowed, that Alex is slowly starting
2978
02:57:39.319 --> 02:57:40.559
to learn kind of.
2979
02:57:41.399 --> 02:57:44.000
Can I just say, I was listening to my show yesterday.
2980
02:57:44.120 --> 02:57:47.360
Latest episode dropped out, and I believe it's called dead
2981
02:57:47.360 --> 02:57:52.120
a Sports, right, are like what you said? I was
2982
02:57:52.200 --> 02:57:55.399
listening to my show yesterday. I believe the new episode
2983
02:57:55.479 --> 02:57:56.520
is deadlike Sports?
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02:57:57.079 --> 02:57:57.600
Yes, thank you?
2985
02:57:57.799 --> 02:58:01.559
Yeah it is so uh. I gotta say line of
2986
02:58:01.639 --> 02:58:07.479
the show by Farm was can't stop.
2987
02:58:09.840 --> 02:58:10.639
I Die.
2988
02:58:12.000 --> 02:58:15.879
I think Jake's cat was messing with Alex's cat.
2989
02:58:16.239 --> 02:58:19.639
Oh yeah, it's like I could see it on the Skype,
2990
02:58:20.360 --> 02:58:21.600
and I was just like cat stop.
2991
02:58:24.920 --> 02:58:25.959
Oh I died of laughter.
2992
02:58:26.120 --> 02:58:26.639
Oh my gosh.
2993
02:58:26.680 --> 02:58:28.360
But it was a really good show. They talk about
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02:58:28.399 --> 02:58:32.239
the coronavirus, all sorts of happenings in the world.
2995
02:58:32.799 --> 02:58:35.000
Oh yeah, we go it's funny because like I was,
2996
02:58:35.399 --> 02:58:37.680
because you know, robins in Vegas were like, how are
2997
02:58:37.719 --> 02:58:40.040
we gonna make this funny? Because yeah, we can't. We
2998
02:58:40.079 --> 02:58:43.159
don't take anything all that seriously with like we're respectful
2999
02:58:43.159 --> 02:58:45.200
of what's going on, but we're like, you know, how,
3000
02:58:45.559 --> 02:58:47.200
how is this going to be? How's this going to
3001
02:58:47.319 --> 02:58:51.440
end up being funny? And kind of did sometimes we're funny.
3002
02:58:53.120 --> 02:58:53.280
Kyle?
3003
02:58:53.319 --> 02:58:54.159
Where can they following you?
3004
02:58:55.520 --> 02:58:59.959
They can follow me on the streets if you knew.
3005
02:59:00.040 --> 02:59:01.479
If you got something you want to bring my way,
3006
02:59:01.600 --> 02:59:03.959
just hit us up at Nicholas Pod and I do truly.
3007
02:59:06.159 --> 02:59:11.200
And in the meantime, this had been I'm LEVI on
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02:59:11.479 --> 02:59:15.520
God Baby, okay for minding it to.
3009
02:59:34.479 --> 02:59:37.760
My life since I was a child has been to
3010
02:59:37.959 --> 02:59:41.280
prove a point, to prove that I'm by far the.
3011
02:59:41.319 --> 02:59:43.000
Best athlete in the world.
3012
02:59:47.799 --> 02:59:51.239
I was born to win Olympic gold medal, but I
3013
02:59:51.319 --> 02:59:54.159
think my destiny was to come here in the WW
3014
02:59:54.559 --> 02:59:55.639
and entertain the fans.
3015
03:00:01.719 --> 03:00:04.479
What's going and I can't be seen.
3016
03:00:05.440 --> 03:00:08.319
Tats it I tried to swim against.
3017
03:00:09.079 --> 03:00:10.280
Put me down.
3018
03:00:10.879 --> 03:00:18.479
Pull mo nies oo, big a bigampies singing, cumback things
3019
03:00:18.559 --> 03:00:25.360
are said, shaded bull of my head, the chobo, the
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03:00:25.559 --> 03:00:30.959
cabby names, targer swayed and tubs singing.
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03:00:31.280 --> 03:00:33.159
I knew that it was a serious neck in dream.
3022
03:00:33.479 --> 03:00:36.319
I had a major concern that I was never going
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03:00:36.360 --> 03:00:39.120
to be able to wrestle again. My whole destiny of
3024
03:00:39.200 --> 03:00:42.280
my life, everything that I worked for, just crumbled down
3025
03:00:42.319 --> 03:00:56.280
in front of me. Coming back, come back stronger than ever.
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03:00:59.200 --> 03:01:01.639
I want to come back. I can improve to everybody
3027
03:01:03.280 --> 03:01:05.159
that I am the best ever in this business.
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03:01:18.200 --> 03:01:26.399
Where I wants it, where I want.
3029
03:01:31.840 --> 03:01:34.319
When I look back, I don't even think I scraped
3030
03:01:34.319 --> 03:01:36.000
the tip of the iceberg here in the WW.
3031
03:01:38.120 --> 03:01:41.079
Why would I want to come back. I just can't
3032
03:01:41.159 --> 03:01:43.280
help it. I love it so much that I don't
3033
03:01:43.319 --> 03:01:43.840
want to leave it.