FULL SHOW: Someone's getting fired!

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Speaker 1: Well do love Kyle and Jackie.

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Speaker 2: Kyle Settlers hasn't asked. He's going to be a full d J.

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Speaker 3: Jackie Oh, this bitch is sitting there playing Candy Crush Lean Jackie.

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Speaker 1: Astonishing over in Australia. The show in Australia called.

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Speaker 4: The Kyle and Jackie Hill and Jackie Oo call and Jackie Oh, Kyle and Jackie.

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Speaker 1: Osha makes so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is Taylor Swift. It's Mandica. This is Russell Crowe hanging with Carl and Jackie. With Carl and Jackie or Hiland Jackie o.

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Speaker 1: Herry Gars is coming school.

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Speaker 5: I'm just say well, you guys continue to play our music and suppall.

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Speaker 2: Me means smaller than you are.

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Speaker 1: What's that mean? Is that some English ships? We don't know? Do you think the English should speak bitter English? You think that right? It's Michael. Do you and know I've had a long friend fit, Yes, and we can be very snuggrisy.

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Speaker 2: I have never felt the touch of a bearded man, but I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like when I see you, I want.

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Speaker 2: That call of the biggest give lace in the world.

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Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars, fifty thousand dollars. Someone in Sydney will win this brand new home.

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Speaker 6: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Look all right? Oh my god, breaking the world's biggest songs.

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Speaker 7: Job.

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Speaker 1: This is the Kyle and Jackie O Show.

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Speaker 2: Jackie, we are formula one here, I'd like to think.

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Speaker 1: I think you'll find we are like a Billy cat Derby here. Not really a formula one.

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Speaker 8: The Kyle and JACKIEO Show is just one big party.

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Speaker 9: Give the party starting and listening to the boy from the Big Bad City.

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Speaker 3: I bid, I'm not pissing myself a golden microphone.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning everyone.

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Speaker 2: Morning to you.

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Speaker 1: How are you, Jackie? You look nice? Are you a real estate agent? Throughout the day? I have a look at Jackie's blazer. What do you think of the blazer? Everyone? Pretty? Real estate?

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Speaker 2: Like it?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: It did not sound convincing.

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Speaker 10: You.

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Speaker 1: dB just came to me and said, hey, Kyle, you can't just collect producers like.

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Speaker 2: That thing, right, jack I love collecting produce.

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Speaker 1: Collect producers. So if one breaks our heart and leaves usually they're not very good.

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Speaker 2: We've got it. We've exactly and pedro.

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Speaker 1: You've found yourself this morning with nowhere to sit? Yeah, I've been Asshold I've got no chair. So he's just wandering around with a rolled up bit of paper like a grumpy granddad trying to shoe a dog away.

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Speaker 2: Well, then, hang on, who's stole your chair?

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Speaker 1: Chair? I put LOCKI into Pedro's.

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Speaker 2: Seat, and then so where were you who stole your chair.

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Speaker 1: On my chair? No? Well really that's always been in turn people. I've been here for nearly eight years now. And then they even want Tom to move seats and Tom wanted to move into Mayo. That they wanted Tom to move to Mayo's seat. Tom said, no way, am I moving to the ship seat because the middle seats the best seat. And now Pedro's got nowhere to sit.

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Speaker 2: It's like musical chairs.

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Speaker 11: The music stopped and Pedro's got nice seats, so he's out.

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Speaker 2: That's what we should do. What we should do musical chairs and that's your seat.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do musical chairs right now. To do that now, well, the only one that can't move is the senso the sent guy.

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Speaker 3: What you'll have to do is all stand up and you'll all have to roam around the back where Pedro's old seat is and then do a line around the current seats.

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Speaker 2: And when the music stops.

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Speaker 3: The chair you land on is the chair you will permanently be on for the rest of the year.

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Speaker 1: Now those the person that has.

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Speaker 2: Everybody stand back, every fair.

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Speaker 1: I'm hitting each other. Listen to what I'm saying. Whoever has no seat will instantly be fired.

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Speaker 2: We didn't discuss that part.

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Speaker 1: Oh, we can lose it. It's all part of the drama. Okay, like squid game.

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Speaker 3: Can everybody get back in line. I see you, Pedro, I see you, Mayo. You're hovering around your own seats. Go back to the back of the room. I'm just gonna put the fourth seat over here because they can't run behind the desk there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, are we ready?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: As soon as the music stopped, you land in the chair closest to you. If you don't get a chair, well too bad, and.

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Speaker 1: Let the linger. You've got to continually move around, move around, actually a little like light running a canter can I agree?

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Speaker 2: And if you don't canter, you're disqualified.

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Speaker 1: It's the Chicken dancer. We do it.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, guys, guys, Mayo's edge and towards those seats.

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Speaker 3: To keep moving, keep moving, keep moving back out the back.

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Speaker 2: No get away. From your seat, go round back, back back.

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Speaker 1: What a bunch of losers. Here we go, guys. We'll let slow down.

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Speaker 2: I stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop.

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Speaker 1: May Mays fired, thanks for coming.

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Speaker 2: That's bullshit. They're stronger than me. So now the new lineup is Pedro's on the far right.

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Speaker 3: You got front row seat, Tom, you got your old seat back Lockie, you stole into pete seat, So you're back to where you were before Pete was here.

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Speaker 1: I know what Pizza done. Pizza now on the seat next to the censor because he feels that that's a superior spot. I've got the power seat. That's pretty. You know what, that's not a bad spot for you. That's you get up. May you sit back in your seat?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Now let's this now feels right.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, let's do trading verse lady. Guys, we're opening the lines. We need a trady and we need to and we'll do it next.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thirteen sixty five ring Now to play super flying the funk right now, this is pleasure.

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Speaker 12: Love, and.

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Speaker 2: I want to start to say a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of arguments going on behind the scenes here about today's questions. I think they seem fine.

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Speaker 2: Of course, you would because they're in your favor.

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Speaker 1: But you this is where you go wrong in life. Let me tell you. And I don't school you ever a right, Okay, we go. You think everything you know everyone knows. But I'm guaranteed one of.

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Speaker 2: My questions has the answer in the question.

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Speaker 1: And I still reckon they could get it wrong.

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Speaker 2: Well, and you're really making out like the boys.

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Speaker 1: Saying, but we don't know what you know?

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Speaker 3: Well, you would you at least admit that it is very one sided in terms of you.

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Speaker 1: I will admit that. I will admit that.

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Speaker 13: But here's an example of something I just found out like that, not that many long years ago, that where you we from is not the same finger that's on the same spot we put our thing in.

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Speaker 2: You only learned that just a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how do I know you got a little tear duct in there that piss flies out.

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Speaker 2: Of Oh my god, I can't believe.

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Speaker 1: How do you think we would know that? Anythink we would know that? Though?

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Speaker 2: When did you think we would find six schooling? When you learn sex education?

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Speaker 1: Have sex education? I'm just looking.

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Speaker 3: At like a female anatomy. They usually tell you, no.

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Speaker 1: A girl goes that's where I piss out of that hole there. No, you must have had different communication with your boys. Did you show every boyfriend you had your little pea hole? Never?

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Speaker 2: I just assumed they knew.

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Speaker 1: We didn't know. I found out by when someone pointed out.

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Speaker 3: Really, all right, let's meet our two contestants.

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Speaker 2: You want to introduce your boy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course, Ladies and gentlemen, here's Corey this morning. Corey is from Wollongong. He's been a glazier for fifteen years dealing with glass married. Well, thanks for changing.

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Speaker 2: It around the That was my fault. That was my fault.

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Speaker 1: Would you do that when I'm reading.

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Speaker 2: Because remember we said put it in the order of who's going first?

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Speaker 1: All right, fingers off everything. I didn't do it. I'm just saying you said.

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Speaker 3: I said, I went flip, but not in the middle of you reading it.

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Speaker 1: Ruining my bloody big leader. Who did that out there? Who flicked a computer? That was my fault. So Jockie gave me the look.

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Speaker 3: And well I'm reading, so you and brain it's my It's my fault.

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Speaker 1: Don't take the blame for it.

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Speaker 2: It is my fault. It honestly is.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we've really ruined. Corey's introut his first kid when he was seventeen. He's married, got five kids, and this god loves to have sex. Been with his wife since they were twelve years old. What Yeah, how cute? He was thirty eight at the time. No, he was, No, he was it. He drives as a BT fifty you. His favorite position is a reverse cowgirl and weighing in at ninety five kilos. Playing with the trainees this morning. It's fory holiday.

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Speaker 12: Cory.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, you should be you should be sweet today.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you You've got some easy questions. But let's meet yourself.

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Speaker 1: Going up.

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Speaker 2: She's from guy Mia Bay.

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Speaker 3: She works in insurance and she's competing in a bikini competition this year. Wow, she's just got an American staffy puppy. Life's good. Hey, being in a relationship for five years. Favorite sex position is doggie. Weighs fifty five kilos.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hi, campaign.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, my first time this year.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you know that's quite competitive, okay, Corey.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 3: I like the sound of your voice, Corey. It's a friendly, warm voice.

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Speaker 1: Wow, she's cracking on like you're cracking on.

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Speaker 10: Can I tell you something?

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Speaker 12: I have actually had the heart for Jackie, my whole life.

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Speaker 3: I'm here, well, you, girlfriend and kids.

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Speaker 1: All of them in a hardbeat for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: Jack Okay, here's your first question.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, and he takes ten.

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Speaker 3: Fish net, opaque and seamless all types of wit.

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Speaker 12: Sorry, could you repeat the question? I didn't hear that too well.

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Speaker 3: Fish net, opaque and seamless are all types of wa nets nets?

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Speaker 1: Wrong?

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Speaker 3: No, they're actual tights like stockings, you know, like fish net stockings, fish opake, seamless.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ladies used to wear them in the olden days, and I think the only ladies still wearing stockings are air hostesses.

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Speaker 2: And Royal Caate Middleton cap Middleton.

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Speaker 1: Air hostesses and some prozies. O.

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Speaker 2: The prosies might be wearing the fish net.

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Speaker 1: No, they often wear the normal ones because strippers, because they've got gross legs with scabs.

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Speaker 3: Street Walker Question number two, thirty mile zone is what popular gossip site from the US thirty miles Now, I'm going to say it's I've got no idea to be honest, but I'm going to say it's some sort of gay.

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Speaker 1: Some sort of gay side that's actually UFOs.

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Speaker 3: No, Yeah, thirty miles Zone is actually the name for TMZ, you know, the gossip side.

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Speaker 2: Ye, so what you need to say was TMZ worry.

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Speaker 1: You've still got one more.

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Speaker 3: Question, okay, Chanelle number five is a perfume by which designer brand?

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Speaker 1: Chanel?

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Speaker 2: That's the answer.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, okay, there you go one.

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Speaker 1: Right, Jackie was worried.

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Speaker 2: But I don't think we'll get any right.

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Speaker 1: That's for sure. You guys won't get any right. Okay, let's get Jess on. Jessy you in the beginning. Now maybe you do well on the So it's a tough thing. Jack Have you done that bikini parades? If you ever one?

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Speaker 2: But I've done.

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Speaker 16: No.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a contest.

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Speaker 3: It was just like a parade, a fashion parade, a fashion parade.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, have you got photos?

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Speaker 2: I don't think I do. I actually don't.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, jess Question one, what is a curved lippage system?

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Speaker 17: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is? Hard? Is like?

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Speaker 2: Has it got to do with what?

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Speaker 1: I have?

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Speaker 14: No idea?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to just guess? At least it's.

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Speaker 1: Something to do with a trade. I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if.

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Speaker 1: You if you're building a.

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Speaker 3: House somewhere with flooring, like for exploring, fororing like floring, like floring?

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Speaker 1: What sort of flooring?

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Speaker 18: Trying to think what curves?

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Speaker 5: Google?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're right, Okay, we're going to have to say no, otherwise we'll look like she yes, sorry, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to look like a sheet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you what it is. Do you know what the answer is? By any chance, Cory me, I would say, could repeat the question and I'll hit you with it. What is a curved lippid system?

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Speaker 12: Curve lippid system?

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 10: Harble flooring.

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Speaker 1: No, it's tyler. Well you might go to use them hard what don't know, but tilers used them to ensure the tiles are level when being laid. That's what I'm not right, Okay, back to you, Jess.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You guys using the curve lippage system on this job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go. Number two. This month's issue of Bunning's magazine focuses on what.

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Speaker 2: See what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, the Bunning's magazine. You'd know it.

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Speaker 2: What would their focus be this month? Have a guess, because you just never know.

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Speaker 8: To sail on something many oh the same times up right on the tip of your tongue.

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Speaker 1: Kitchens and bathrooms was the answer. Never mind. And the third one, architects use CAD to create designs and floor plants. What does CAD stand for?

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is so ridiculous because.

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Speaker 3: This is this is these are questions for individual trades, right like, not just boy questions in general.

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Speaker 1: But I've given you the answer pretty much in the next question.

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Speaker 5: And the last you letters architectural design.

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Speaker 1: No, the last word is design CAD c a D used to create designs and floor plans. Oh, I'm like, idea, it is too I think you might be right. I feel like.

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Speaker 3: Only architects and only Tyler's it's a computer aided design.

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Speaker 2: We all knew that computer aided design.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 2: Well you've got all questions the boys. Yeah, boys, boys.

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Speaker 1: Don't turn into one of those because like yours, at the moment they think you.

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Speaker 2: Done, Cory, well done.

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Speaker 1: Sexy Jackie. Then't be an old ten We read doorship well done Cory. Okay, Well, let's hear you sing about it. Then he attacking. He's one of us.

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Speaker 2: No, not like you.

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Speaker 3: Never mind, Jess, that was tough and contest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck.

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Speaker 1: That's fair those enjoy Okay, yes, it's only lying. I like and only lying, especially because you guys out there listening come up with the greatest lies and you know how to get under someone's.

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Speaker 3: Of course, and Andrew's going to do it to his wife, so of course he knows what's going.

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Speaker 2: To push her buttons. Andrew, Hi, Andrew, tell us what you're going to do.

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Speaker 17: So I'm going to call my wife a vad I'm going to tell her that I've agreed to babysit a few of my cousins. Now she hates children, does she can't stand them? They're disgusting. I thinks they're dirty, doesn't I've been around them, growth around.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't.

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Speaker 17: No, So I've told her I picked my cousins with the stickiest hands and the runniest surses.

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Speaker 2: So the young kids are they.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and yeah. I'm going to tell her. I told her. I'm going to tell her I've agreed to babysit the.

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Speaker 2: Next week for the whole week.

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Speaker 17: They're going to be like, yeah, yeah, like we've got a stare room.

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Speaker 1: I thought this was going to be for a few hours, but you're going to tell her there for a week.

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Speaker 17: No, no, it's a whole commitment. She's going to be playing mom for a week.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. And she's is she a clicker? Your wife? Will she like flip out on this one?

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Speaker 17: She has a short use, I would say.

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Speaker 1: I think I said, yes, we all know people like that.

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Speaker 2: But I guess if she's told you before she hates kids, she's going to be upset that you've agreed to do this.

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Speaker 17: Oh yeah, I'm a I'm a real dirt back to this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, Caul choice, nice work. Okay, so what's her name of Vet? I'll dial it up. You start the lie, and we'll all just sit back and wait and see how long it takes a vet to click it?

00:17:48
Speaker 2: Okay, good luck Andrew.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go dialing her up. Now, this is his wife. Good luck.

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Speaker 17: Hello, Hey, it's May. How's it gone?

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Speaker 14: Oh you're on no call already.

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Speaker 17: I'm just going off my workmen. I just got to talk to about something real quick. You know, my auntie Jenny and husband Jim here. So they've got to go back to Greece for like a family thing quite urgently. Not sure what, but I just agreed we're going to babysit their kids from the next week. No, from what I know, we've got to take them from Monday to about Sunday. We just got to like I was just going to chuck.

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Speaker 14: Their roomy a week.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, what the fuck? I also like and like, just remember they are my family, so don't get to I did say that we'd be able to drive them to school in the morning.

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Speaker 14: We will be able to drive them to school.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, like like well, I mean like obviously you'd be the one driving, but like i'd be in their car.

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Speaker 14: And you already volunteered us without speaking to me.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, I agreed to it.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, great, thank you. I really appreciated the consultation on this thing that is going to affect my life for a fucking week.

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Speaker 17: Yeah. Like, I don't think it's like they'll be fine, Like they're pretty like well behaved, Like they're pretty clain.

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Speaker 14: You know, I just have kids for a week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

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Speaker 17: It'll be fine. You're great with kids.

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Speaker 19: No, I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 14: I especially am.

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Speaker 17: I don't know. I'm so surprised you're acting this way. I really thought you'd be so happy about this.

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Speaker 20: Are you being fantastic because I cannot tell you.

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Speaker 14: Thought I would be happy to have two children in our house for a week that I am now responsible for, but I have to drive to school. Are we supposed to feed them?

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Speaker 17: Yeah? I hadn't really thought about the food side of it. Yeah, I guess would you be like, who's going to do that? We'll have a great time. Like, you're just overreacting, We'll have a great time.

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Speaker 14: I'm not over do You're not scared telling me that I I'm overreacting. You just volunteered to give us kids for a week. There is a lot of responsibility that comes with that. What if I want to go out, well you're at worse. Well if you can't, now can I? And you're always at work? And this is going to fall back on me. This is not what I wanted to do with my life. There's a reason that we do not have kids. And I'm not getting kids because I don't like kids. You know, I don't like kids. You know they make me feel really uncomfortable. And you just volunteer that puts them in our house for a week.

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Speaker 17: I'm going to go back to work in a minute. Yeah, you're just you're being really negative, like there's a lot of complaining, Like I just like that. I think we should just approach this positive week.

00:20:33
Speaker 20: What's the positive?

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Speaker 14: Ye, you're ruining my life for a week. I can't be comfortable in my own home for a week.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 14: It's already done, isn't It doesn't matter what I have to say, right because it happens.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, pretty much?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, great, thank you fantastic. I'm so happy that you consulted me on this decision that is going to affect my life for a week. It's not a weekend, it's not a couple of days, it's entire week. I mean, honestly, I'm feeling really disrespected right now that you just assumed that I would like to have kids in my life, but you know how much I hate kids.

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Speaker 17: Maybe it'll change your mind, like maybe this will like I don't know, like maybe maybe this will it like maybe your want kids up Like I don't know, like maybe we'll feel differently about the whole thing.

00:21:16
Speaker 14: Is okay, did you kick your head or something? Honestly, it seems like you've fallen downstairs and you've become mentally sounds like you have a brain injury.

00:21:25
Speaker 1: He Avett. It's only lying.

00:21:34
Speaker 17: Yeah, you know.

00:21:37
Speaker 1: Yeah. The funniest part when those kids hear this call on the podcast. That's the best and the family the greatest. Hey, good news though of it. No stinking kids at your house. It's all alive.

00:21:49
Speaker 14: Yes, yeah, thank god, thank you, Oh my god.

00:21:52
Speaker 1: Now she's starting to think going to hear.

00:21:57
Speaker 3: Especially those I even heard Andrew kind to say, just be careful what you say say, Ah, my family.

00:22:06
Speaker 1: You know what, A thousand dollars cash to Andrew, you ave nothing, but.

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Speaker 2: Andrew, yes, a thousand dollars is all yours. Well done an event.

00:22:18
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I get it. I understand Jackie. Jackie used to be so glamorous and such a desira in person back before the child, and now she's nice still.

00:22:30
Speaker 3: But you know, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Listening to him. It's got anything to do with that.

00:22:34
Speaker 3: And by the way you love kids, you've changed. We're always talking about your friend's kids.

00:22:42
Speaker 1: That's true. I can give them back. Yeah, giving them back is always fabulous.

00:22:48
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's not get bogged down.

00:22:51
Speaker 2: Thank you, Andrew. Thanks a really lovely woman.

00:22:57
Speaker 1: Once she realized she's on national radio, you.

00:22:59
Speaker 8: Can now said to your favorite show twenty four to seven.

00:23:03
Speaker 2: It's show Hey guys, The Kyle and.

00:23:06
Speaker 8: Jackie Osho NonStop all day on HIGHIG Radio Search all day Kjay, Let's.

00:23:23
Speaker 2: Do group therapy. Miranda needs some advice.

00:23:26
Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Miranda Akay Goad. So you've got a stepdaughter, right, Yes.

00:23:32
Speaker 3: She's twenty years old and you're thirty years old, so you got fairly close in age.

00:23:37
Speaker 2: And yeah, how long have you been to a step mom?

00:23:39
Speaker 21: Four ten years?

00:23:41
Speaker 3: And you don't want her in the house anymore. I'm hearing you want to kick herround.

00:23:44
Speaker 21: She's driving me insane because we've had our good days and we have our bad days. Like sometimes when she's good, like she's she's good, she'll do things around her house, but only after we've reved her up and her father's gone off about her and not doing anything. Then she'll do something for a couple of weeks, and then she'll just stop and just be lazy again.

00:24:02
Speaker 2: And what does the dad think.

00:24:05
Speaker 21: He goes from day to day, like sometimes he'll come home and see that she's done nothing, and he'll go off at her and whatever.

00:24:11
Speaker 1: You realize, this is a child, not a not a servant.

00:24:15
Speaker 2: She's twenty years old. You've got a kitchen Kyle twenty years old. You can't.

00:24:20
Speaker 21: We all work full time, right?

00:24:22
Speaker 1: Are you work as well?

00:24:23
Speaker 18: Yeah?

00:24:23
Speaker 21: We all work right?

00:24:24
Speaker 1: And what sort of things do you wanted to do?

00:24:27
Speaker 21: Just like hanging the clothes out, getting the clothes off.

00:24:30
Speaker 1: And no, no, no, that's definitely the mum's job o clothes shul shouldn't she just she washed her own clothes as everything the family, all the family clothes get.

00:24:41
Speaker 21: Done in our house. We just we when we finished our clothes from straight in the washing machine and when it gets full, you turn it on and you hang them out.

00:24:46
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a terrible way of doing washing. So everything's in together, colors under, tracksuit pants, all in together.

00:24:55
Speaker 21: All in together.

00:24:55
Speaker 1: You must have terrible pilling on those tracksuit pants. How do you get the pillar off?

00:24:59
Speaker 22: It does appeal.

00:25:00
Speaker 21: We have a front loader. It's bloody good washing.

00:25:02
Speaker 1: I hate front loaders. I don't know how it worked more of a top lader. Would never get my head around the front loader.

00:25:08
Speaker 2: So have you ever tried broaching the subject?

00:25:11
Speaker 21: I've set it to her father and he's just like, oh no, she'd be all right because she at one stage when she left school. She actually, like her father, went off about going not doing anything, and then she read away for about a month or two.

00:25:22
Speaker 1: Where'd she go when she ran away? Was he worried about?

00:25:25
Speaker 3: Well?

00:25:25
Speaker 21: He was he was going? He wasn't sleeping in that. He's just like she just took off and wasn't contacting us, and she ghosted us on Snapchat and Matt, so we didn't know what she was doing. But then we found out from her friends that she was staying with them. We found out from other friends that she'd had lost her job and whatever. And her friend actually come up to us when we saw in our pub and said to us, can you please call her? She's too scared to come home because she's lost her house key in that.

00:25:48
Speaker 1: Poor little thing. She's twenty. But then why don't you say, do you threaten you? I will send you to live with your mother?

00:25:55
Speaker 21: No, her mother died when she was young before I come into the picture.

00:26:00
Speaker 2: To be you can't be the stepmom that kicks her out.

00:26:03
Speaker 21: I'm not going to kick her out. I'm just I'm just getting frustrated that she's.

00:26:06
Speaker 1: Not pulling her weight weight.

00:26:09
Speaker 2: You do want her gone though she's I want her.

00:26:13
Speaker 21: To go out and experience the real world, because we brought up a couple of things with her and she just has absolutely no idea what happens out there.

00:26:19
Speaker 1: And you're thirty two and you've been with the father of ten years. So you got with her dad when you were twenty yep. And how well was he then?

00:26:27
Speaker 2: Is he would have been thirty six because he's forty six.

00:26:29
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, cool, that's sexy sex.

00:26:32
Speaker 2: So and then she yeah, she would have been.

00:26:34
Speaker 1: Nine nine, Yeah, ah, she's.

00:26:38
Speaker 2: How did that go down when you.

00:26:39
Speaker 1: Met your stepmom at twenty years old? Wow?

00:26:42
Speaker 23: Oh?

00:26:42
Speaker 21: When I was first down out he had a kid, I was a bit a step back for a bit, but then I was just like I really loved him. I didn't want to be with anyone else.

00:26:51
Speaker 3: And your relationship with her, the stepdaughter as is generally good?

00:26:55
Speaker 21: Would you say, yeah, we have her ups and downs, like sometimes I think it's just that time of the month.

00:26:59
Speaker 10: When we just.

00:27:02
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not we don't you.

00:27:03
Speaker 21: Yellow each other, or like she's getting on.

00:27:05
Speaker 1: Each you respectful to each other. Yeah, but do you think she sees you? Now she's twenty and she's not ten, you're like a friend or a mum. You know, what a role do you play? Or is it a weird hybrid role?

00:27:16
Speaker 21: It goes here both ways. Sometimes like I'm really friendly to her and that and like we're good and we like send silly snapchats to each other. And sometimes I'm like, come on, get up, you got to do some jobs.

00:27:25
Speaker 1: Right, So right, okay? Cool? So sometimes you're a nagging wine.

00:27:29
Speaker 2: So we have your step daughter on the phone.

00:27:33
Speaker 1: Oh yes, high cat, do you and bed still? Well?

00:27:38
Speaker 6: Yeah?

00:27:38
Speaker 1: I bet you star. I bet your pig sty of a room?

00:27:41
Speaker 4: Is that right?

00:27:41
Speaker 21: Her room's really good? She cleaned up last week?

00:27:43
Speaker 1: Oh well, I looked at Miranda's ticking up for her.

00:27:45
Speaker 2: So what do you think kat having listened to that?

00:27:48
Speaker 18: Yeah, like it's a surprise.

00:27:52
Speaker 1: And what do you think of marine? Because when I my dad got divorced and to my mum and then remarried, and then I hated my stepparents, I hated my father's guards heads a one eyed dog, and then I hated my stepmum too because I wasn't even allowed to open the fridge and get a drink. I was yelled at shut that fridge door to get a drink and shut that fridge door. I think, what a bitch. So I hated my step monsters. Now I like them because they're old and fragile live.

00:28:20
Speaker 2: Had you feel cat about Miranda?

00:28:25
Speaker 18: Well, like I had been really difficult because like being so young living my mum of course, like I didn't really have that was a kind of figure.

00:28:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be horrible. I can't even imagine what that would be like. And do you reckon that's affected your your relationship with Miranda because obviously she was pretty young when her and your dad got together.

00:28:48
Speaker 23: Yeah, I'm not too sure, Like I.

00:28:50
Speaker 1: Were angry at her when you were younger or did we use it all right when you were younger?

00:28:53
Speaker 2: No?

00:28:53
Speaker 23: No, I remember like when I seen her one time when I was younger, I was excited because.

00:28:59
Speaker 19: I was like, oh, yeah, this is cool, Like, yes, was a cool get someone and I'm going to.

00:29:03
Speaker 23: Have a connection with We're going to go shopping and everything.

00:29:06
Speaker 22: Like I remember I ran out of my room one.

00:29:08
Speaker 23: Time when I was a really little kid, and I had like this face mask on. I don't even remember what it was, but I ran out and I was screaming, like just running to her because I was so excited.

00:29:19
Speaker 1: Oh, isn't that now, Marianda? What sort of a mold you feel like now? Like do the dusting anything? You've got a beautiful kid here, I think, insautible.

00:29:31
Speaker 21: She's when she's good, she's good like lately she's been really good.

00:29:34
Speaker 1: Right, But what are the bits that frustrate you with? With kat? It's not helping obviously you like her, but what do you what do you want from her? A woman to woman? What do you want from her?

00:29:44
Speaker 21: Just heard he know what's happening in the real world because when her father and I have like a five year plan to move out and move like away, and he asks her, he said, do you want to rent this house off me cheap? And she goes, I don't want to throw bedroom house Like she just has no concept of how much rent is and what's going to happen when she has to move out of home.

00:30:02
Speaker 1: Right, and you're scared that it will affect your five year plan to run off to Fiji or whatever it is with the father in the future.

00:30:08
Speaker 21: I don't want to live the country. I'm too scared to do that.

00:30:10
Speaker 1: Where do you plan on living just.

00:30:12
Speaker 21: In the country? Some I M just buying some properly like some land.

00:30:14
Speaker 1: And yeah, and Kat, you think that's five years away in your mind, that's a lifetime away.

00:30:20
Speaker 2: She could so.

00:30:21
Speaker 3: Much, couldn't she just stay? And would if you helped out around the house a little bit more?

00:30:27
Speaker 2: Would that solve the problem? Veranda?

00:30:29
Speaker 21: Yes, Like if she does that it constantly, rather than falling off the wagon and just only getting up with enough time to have a shower, do and make up and get to work.

00:30:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're going through, Kat, that's me.

00:30:40
Speaker 1: That's Jackie. And Jackie is like one hundred years old and still is in that.

00:30:44
Speaker 2: I still haven't grown up. Oh Cat, what do we do here?

00:30:49
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do? Don't know.

00:30:50
Speaker 2: Well, let's open the lines because it is a group therapy.

00:30:53
Speaker 1: Oh thank god.

00:30:55
Speaker 3: You stay on the line and people will weigh in on what they think should happen here.

00:31:07
Speaker 1: Miranda thirty years old. For the last ten years, since she was twenty, she's been with an older man who had a ten year old child. That child's now twenty. Miranda's now thirty. So the mom's stepdaughter thing's going on. She wants her daughter to help out a bit more around the house. She doesn't think she's ready for the big bad world.

00:31:24
Speaker 3: Well, she thinks she should go out into the big bad world, leave home and find out for herself what reality's like. And we had the stepdaughter on Cat, who sounds absolutely adorable as well, Elizabeth, what do you want to say?

00:31:38
Speaker 2: Hi?

00:31:38
Speaker 9: It just it really hurts me listening to this because my mother died when I was six years old and my father remarried. So I've got the exact same situation as Cat. Is it her name Kat?

00:31:51
Speaker 1: Yeah?

00:31:52
Speaker 16: Yeah?

00:31:52
Speaker 9: Yeah. So I think that Miranda needs to look at this more from a psychological point of view. I went through depression and my stepmother just thought I was lazy.

00:32:03
Speaker 14: I wasn't lazy.

00:32:04
Speaker 9: I was tired. I was psychologically tormented. It's just not fair because I needed a mother and I needed a friend, and I was.

00:32:13
Speaker 24: Listening to Cat crying before and and Miranda showed her absolutely no compassion at all, and I feel alsough, She's reaching out and she's not getting anything from her, And it's just like I realized, my stepmother realized.

00:32:28
Speaker 9: That these problems were very petty, and we went to therapy together, and during therapy, I explained that I was actually quite depressed, but I didn't know how to how to tell anybody, and everybody was just calling me lazy and I just didn't care. But I really did care.

00:32:47
Speaker 14: I just needed my mother.

00:32:48
Speaker 9: I needed a mother, I.

00:32:49
Speaker 19: Needed a step I needed a someone to step up for me.

00:32:53
Speaker 9: And take the rein and I just didn't get that. And I think that Miranda really needs that. And I can cat hear.

00:32:59
Speaker 1: Me right now, cat you're on, Hello, Elizabeth. Hit the nail on the head there, for.

00:33:06
Speaker 5: I have suffered a depression anxiety because listen to me, it's going to be okay, because I went to that same thing.

00:33:16
Speaker 22: As you went through okay, and I totally understand it. And it hurts me right now because of my own and I have to grow up so far and nobody understood me. I want you to under that, okay, and we'll find your feet and your manner in a few years time, and one day you'll just look back and it'll just be the whole thing will just dis you because you didn't put a load of washing on.

00:33:49
Speaker 19: It makes me so mad. Was talking about this hurting and her stepmother is worried about a load of washing, and he says to me, leave her alone, give her some confident, give her some help. How about offering from counseling, how about offering some therapy.

00:34:11
Speaker 2: I think that, yeah, I think that's what you need to do.

00:34:14
Speaker 19: That you need to step up, and you need to do that because it isn't fair. This girl is hurting and I can I heard that the moment I heard her voice. It isn't fair. Losing a mother at a young age is horrible. If you don't understand what it does to you, you don't know who you are anymore. You don't know who you are. So please just pat I totally understand you. You're going to be just fun because you know what, I'm married, I've got four kids of my own now, and I could never dream.

00:34:44
Speaker 20: I don't care.

00:34:44
Speaker 19: You know what, if they don't help me around the house, I don't give a shit. I actually don't care because I know one day they're going to they're going to move that way from me, and they're going to have their own lives and they're going to be doing this. They're going to be doing it by themselves. It's going to be okay. And all of these boothing my mother at the early age made me realize that all of these problems are just petty. I just let them go. It doesn't matter.

00:35:10
Speaker 1: She's right, you know what, and you know what, eventually when you get older and this will just mean nothing to you now, But when you get older, you realize we're all in this world alone. I know that sounds horrible, but you can only really, truly, as a human, truly rely on yourself because other people do let you down. You never know who it's going to be. You never you can't predict who's going to be there, who's not going to be there. But I think that I think that Miranda, I don't think you know. I think she's doing the best she can because she's been there, like as like a filly in half mum, for since she was twenty.

00:35:46
Speaker 2: Miranda, hearing this, you see things differently.

00:35:50
Speaker 21: Yes, I do, yeah, And I understand like people aren't there forever you be let down, And I understand the whole going through something and not knowing who to talk to or where to go turn to get help or anything like that.

00:36:03
Speaker 2: Were you aware that Kat was going through this?

00:36:06
Speaker 21: I know she had issues when she broke up with her boyfriend, and we spent all the time we could with her and took her camping with us and just got her away from what because she just wanted to stay home and in her bed and would just like just come out with us, to be with us and try and put that out of your head. And we'll just try.

00:36:23
Speaker 1: And I can't tell you how many days of laid on the shagpole carpet crying to Mariah Carey songs. When I was twenty years I was a massive, big pussy. So I break my heart so many times.

00:36:35
Speaker 7: It would be really helpful for Miranda and Cat and even the father to have some counseling.

00:36:41
Speaker 2: Don't you think that would help?

00:36:44
Speaker 4: Well?

00:36:44
Speaker 21: When trying I went to the doctor last thug Kat went to the doctor about she had a panic panic attack at work. He suggested, like gave her antidepressants and to go to a psychiatrist. And I'm not sure if she's actually been to it.

00:36:59
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, and.

00:37:00
Speaker 2: You know what that works for some people should go together.

00:37:03
Speaker 1: But that antidepressants and the psychiatrist, they work for some people, but not for everyone. So maybe we just get a not a psychiatrist, but a counselor pedro You organize a counselor off the air, Ye you can do it. We'll pay for that, get it organized for him, because sometimes just talking to someone before you start medicating or start doing all these other things, because medication is not always the answer for everyone.

00:37:26
Speaker 7: I think Kat's crying out for a bit of motherly love, Miranda, and I think you know it'd be nice for you to maybe hear what she needs from you as well as what you need from her.

00:37:36
Speaker 1: Yeah. Communication, Yeah, because you can communication. Well, you think that you'd have it because you live in the same house, but usually we don't communicate with the people in their own home more than everyone. We'll get you guys sorted out with someone to chat to. But hey, you did the first step, Marianda. You rang us saying hey, you're not sure what to do, so I know you care. You're not saying anything. Yeah, like I know you do. I can tell you that's why you rang the first place.

00:38:05
Speaker 3: Will help you out with the counseling girls, and yeah, hopefully you can work that out together.

00:38:12
Speaker 1: Things for coming on, ladies. Thank you, Kat, Thank you, Miranda. I like that you guys, you know, I know it. I know you guys are going to sort it out. I know it. Good luck you. Thank you.

00:38:27
Speaker 3: That was sad and Jackie out and Jackie okay, stand by.

00:38:36
Speaker 1: I told you i'd bring a couple on that have really reached a milestone their relationship. It's what I've achieved in many relationships, and I know for a fact Jackie has never ever, in all of her seven relationships, never achieved this in their own personal goals.

00:38:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what it is that it could be. You've got me curious, Brooklyn.

00:38:59
Speaker 1: I don't know where where you're at, but you'll be able to weigh in once you find out what the milestone is. Let me first introduce now, Jackie. You love this because the couple's from the Gold Coast, so your own hometown. Ryan, who lives up there, and his missus, Kaylee. Good morning, guys. How are you hello? How are you very good? Now? Jackie and Brooklyn they're on the air with me here. They've got no idea what it is that you've achieved in your relationship. Ryan, do you want to do the talking or Kaylee do you want to do the talking? Okay, Ryan, tell Jackie, tell Jackie what you've achieved as a couple and how long have you and Kaylee been together?

00:39:38
Speaker 6: For? About three years?

00:39:40
Speaker 1: Three years. Okay, And is this milestone just happened or did this happen early on?

00:39:46
Speaker 25: The milestone itself happened about a month after, I goes.

00:39:48
Speaker 1: Okay, tell Jackie what happened and where you were? And I paint the picture for us? Where were you? What happened?

00:39:55
Speaker 10: Roger?

00:39:56
Speaker 26: So?

00:39:57
Speaker 6: Yeah, great?

00:40:00
Speaker 25: What happened? Is Kayley, after three years if the relationship with me has finally decided to let it rip, and I decided to celebrate the occasion with a momentous cheesecake.

00:40:13
Speaker 1: So she finally farted in your presence? Now that adom applauds everyone. Girls pretend. Girls pretend they don't fart, They pretend they don't ship all this stuff. We know it's a lie.

00:40:25
Speaker 2: I don't pretend. I just don't do it in partners. Now, Kaylee, I want to ask.

00:40:30
Speaker 3: You, it's three years before you decided you were going to do that. Was it by accident or tell me from your side of things, why after three years you did that?

00:40:43
Speaker 19: Well, apparently it happened while I was asleep, So.

00:40:49
Speaker 1: She dropped ther guts while sleeping. Was it a monster one Ryan or was it a little bittite little squeaker? No?

00:40:56
Speaker 6: She parted herself away.

00:40:57
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kaylee.

00:41:00
Speaker 2: That's like she was asleep, soulful way.

00:41:04
Speaker 3: And obviously Ryan couldn't wait to tell her, of course. And so Kaylee, after that, did you decide, oh, well that's it.

00:41:13
Speaker 2: I've done it.

00:41:13
Speaker 3: Now I may as well keep doing it.

00:41:17
Speaker 1: Happened to turn that radio down the background like you're in delay, so it's going to sound mental. That's all right, that's right, okay, So yeah, you did it? And what happened?

00:41:25
Speaker 9: Do you feel like I've always done it and he just hasn't hurt me?

00:41:28
Speaker 20: So that might have been.

00:41:32
Speaker 1: But how do you know you've always done it when you've been asleep normally?

00:41:36
Speaker 6: Well, the one asleep is the only one.

00:41:38
Speaker 3: He heard, so right, okay, So it's not like he gave you a cake and then he just decided, oh well it's open slider.

00:41:46
Speaker 2: You now still are trying to hide your farts?

00:41:51
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh it sounds very She sounds mortified that she's on the national radio talking about dropping the guards.

00:41:59
Speaker 2: And what did the what's the cake say?

00:42:02
Speaker 20: It's aid congratulations for finally fighting after three years?

00:42:08
Speaker 2: Oh my godfriend, did you make it Ryan? Or did you get a cake shop?

00:42:13
Speaker 25: To do that shout out to Finley Take Shops.

00:42:18
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did they laugh when you were like telling them what to write on it.

00:42:22
Speaker 25: I mean, he was pretty true about it, to be honest. He said it wasn't even the worst thing he's had to do. So I feel like I'm going to be gone more later.

00:42:30
Speaker 2: And so now, Ryan, what do you think of girls farting? Do you care?

00:42:34
Speaker 25: No, I'm not really You got to go, You've got to go.

00:42:36
Speaker 1: Well, I've always found Now this might be shocking, and I don't want to stir up another hornet's nest, but I think that a girl's fart is one of the worst things a man can smell.

00:42:48
Speaker 25: Oh that in shower.

00:42:49
Speaker 1: Shower farts, I agree, Ryan. Something about farting in the shower or the bath where it has to pass through the water filtration system seen to make it worse. I don't understand why it's not good.

00:43:03
Speaker 25: I'll have to pop it through doctor Carl and see.

00:43:05
Speaker 1: What he says, Yes, yeah, totally, But I don't. I don't understand the girl fart. It's a It's like it's one step worse than a dog fart.

00:43:15
Speaker 3: I'd go right and now you you wonder why we don't want to fart in front of you.

00:43:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you say things like that.

00:43:21
Speaker 3: So if you said, oh I love it when a girl farts, it's so endearing, maybe.

00:43:27
Speaker 2: That's why I don't fart. I don't.

00:43:28
Speaker 3: I don't like to fight in front of partner's Kayleie. I had a relationship for eighteen years and never did.

00:43:34
Speaker 1: It, not once.

00:43:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that would be you if it wasn't for Ryan, you know, saying you've done it in your sleep?

00:43:42
Speaker 20: Yeah, exactly.

00:43:43
Speaker 5: And now it's gone viral, so you know, yeah.

00:43:46
Speaker 1: It is a lot of pressure. What are you How many numbers are you getting on the where it's gone viral? Like, what are people saying to you?

00:43:56
Speaker 26: We get a lot of older people saying that it's disgusting.

00:44:00
Speaker 19: And in my defense, I was asleep, so I didn't.

00:44:01
Speaker 1: Do it on And was it a rancid one, Ryan, or was it just a like all all noise, no no deadly smell.

00:44:10
Speaker 25: The only way I could describe it is if an angel was playing at tuba.

00:44:14
Speaker 1: Oh that's so beautiful. Never is a more beautiful thing being said.

00:44:19
Speaker 2: See, that's lovely.

00:44:20
Speaker 1: It is lovely. He loves you now, Ryan, when you fart, do you crop dust her? Do you do cupcakes? Or do you just let it go? Or you don't use it as a weapon against her?

00:44:34
Speaker 25: I like to mix it up a bit, you know. Sometimes it'll be one of those machine gun one. Yes, she'll cop the old French microwave.

00:44:46
Speaker 1: Tell Jackie what that means.

00:44:47
Speaker 25: It's like a toutch oven. So where your fart? And then you call the covers over her head to say good morning?

00:44:53
Speaker 1: Do you remember that, those good old days of being in a relationship, Jackie, when her husband would fart and then he would force your head on to the doner and hold you down there trapped.

00:45:02
Speaker 3: Never, never that happened to me. Ever, that's one thing I can do without in life. I reckon you must have.

00:45:10
Speaker 1: Had some duds if you've never had a Dutch oven or a French microwave, Paul.

00:45:14
Speaker 2: Have I It's hard to tell.

00:45:16
Speaker 1: Kaylie's been very quiet here, as if she doesn't want to be on the radio for some reason.

00:45:21
Speaker 9: I just got and Ryan tell his story.

00:45:23
Speaker 2: He's very proud of it.

00:45:25
Speaker 1: You should be also proud of it. Now in the gay world, Brooklyn, what are the what are the what are the rules?

00:45:31
Speaker 3: In the gay games ever fighted in front of me and I don't mean to, but I just sort of accidentally do it.

00:45:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And then he hates it, hates it.

00:45:40
Speaker 3: Really, he hates it.

00:45:44
Speaker 1: Well, you don't want to be fun?

00:45:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're fighting on him, well around him?

00:45:52
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Do you remember that that girl I dated years ago when I first met you, Jackie, the girl I was dating then.

00:45:59
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to know this story, It's all right.

00:46:04
Speaker 1: The first day I ever went on with her name was Jeanette. First dad ever went on. We went back to her place. She had a flatmate, and then I fell asleep with my legs over she was sitting on the couch and I sort of sat with my legs over her, so my bum was sort of on her legs. And I fell asleep. And I woke up and the girls were laughing, and the other girl, the flatmate, was on the ground rolling around hysterically laughing, and Jeanette was trying to flick my legs get under the railing arounderneath my legs. What woke couple like shocked, what's going on? And after a couple of minutes of laughing and they went you did the loudest, longest, right on.

00:46:44
Speaker 2: Her leg, and she stayed with you after Yeah.

00:46:47
Speaker 1: We stayed with each other for months after that.

00:46:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a long time.

00:46:51
Speaker 3: Oh well, doctor Carl is actually on the air Ryan to tell you why smell worse in water?

00:46:56
Speaker 1: Stand by Ryan, Here we go, let's put him up here. Good morning, doctor Carr. Good morning. We have Ryan up on the Gold Coast, who's rung up, who said he's a big milestone in their relationship. The girlfriend finally farted up for three years in front of him, and we were saying, I said, nothing worse than a girl fart, and then Ryan said, well, fighting in the shower or in the bar, there's some weird extra waft that comes up. And we thought, well one need doctor Carr would know the answer.

00:47:23
Speaker 25: Yeah.

00:47:23
Speaker 6: There a bunch of theories on that. We haven't been able to run us through.

00:47:26
Speaker 16: A laboratory to do the decidity test.

00:47:28
Speaker 6: With the theory so far, firstly that you've got a closed circulation zone, so the fast it spreads through the whole room, but they're sort of trapped in the shower cubicle. Secondly, wind currents bringing things are out, and so you've got refreshing, moving all the time and hopefully and it seemply moving towards you know. The way you find out would be to take a candle into the shower with you to get blown out, and then the candle will tell you which way the wind currents are blowing. I've done it before to see that causes the shower could to wrap around your body. Back in the old days when share people had shower.

00:48:06
Speaker 1: Oh, I hated those shower curts. It always sticks to your leg and then you put it on the outside of the bath and all the water would run under the floor and Mum would get angry.

00:48:13
Speaker 6: Yeah, So what you do is you just put the candle and take the camel with you not it get blown out and you can see that the wind currents carrying the shower curt towards your body. And a third one is maybe the extra humidity makes the smell more powerful. And we're not too sure about that. It's still a bit of a mystery, but that's the best we got at the moment. Sorry, doctor Carle.

00:48:32
Speaker 1: That's all right, doctor carl I appreciate that.

00:48:34
Speaker 21: Ryan.

00:48:34
Speaker 1: Does that shed any light on it? Only hang on Jackiet in the middle of something. Oh my god, at the front by my backbone. That was there not What.

00:48:49
Speaker 2: Did you do? Is that a sound effect? Or did you do that yourself?

00:48:53
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing anything.

00:48:55
Speaker 2: You are, so did you play that off something or something? Funny?

00:49:00
Speaker 1: Pete, he's backed up outside there on the mic. Peter, do it again? Do it again? He not, do it again? I was going to take charge.

00:49:14
Speaker 2: Okay, Carl, thank you for that.

00:49:17
Speaker 1: It's enough of the farting sound effects.

00:49:19
Speaker 3: Thank you, Ryan, thank you, Katey.

00:49:25
Speaker 1: That was definitely front on that one. Let's hear that one again. M h.

00:49:33
Speaker 2: I don't even know why I'm laughing.

00:49:34
Speaker 3: It's not funny, Okay.

00:49:41
Speaker 1: I don't like farting humor, and that's not my thing. God, Jaggio. It's a little game, a little segment we call am I the asshole.

00:50:01
Speaker 2: I like this.

00:50:01
Speaker 3: We've only done it once before, but there's a whole thread on Reddit where people submit their stories anonymously just to get feedback on whether they are an asshole in a certain scenario in their life.

00:50:13
Speaker 1: Oh, we're very good at judging these things.

00:50:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember last time, everyone was an asshole almost.

00:50:17
Speaker 3: When they exactly anyway, So we get staff to reenact each reddit the red and then decide are they an asshole or not? So the first one I've got for you is a guy asking is he the asshole for refusing to pay for his ex wife's plastic surgery.

00:50:32
Speaker 2: It's wives, Yeah, let's have a listen.

00:50:35
Speaker 11: My ex wife and I were married for ten years until a few months ago after she went totally crazy and asked for a divorce. The marriage, in my eyes, was going pretty well. We have three kids, and even though I was never rude about it, she never lost the baby.

00:50:48
Speaker 1: Wait, she never tried.

00:50:50
Speaker 11: She never went to the gym, she never went for a run, never even went for a walk to the shops. She would always try fad diets and never took them.

00:50:56
Speaker 1: Seriously.

00:50:57
Speaker 11: She has no willpower and she currently whopping eighty nine kilos. I found out recently on a credit card bill. Yes, I still pay for them because they are meant for the kids' expenses. That she went to a plastic surgeon for a LiPo and contouring consult She's asked me to pay for fifty percent of everything, which is over ten grand each, because, in her words, it's my fault that her body was ruined because of the kids and that I owe that much to her. She also wants to throw in multiple facial treatments like her lips and feelers to smooth out skin because her skin was ruined by the pregnancy hormones. I'm refusing to pay because we simply can't afford it, and she should just try eating healthy and doing some exercise like a normal person. Now she's saying I can't see the kids until I pay, and she will seek legal advice if I don't pay.

00:51:43
Speaker 10: Up.

00:51:44
Speaker 11: Am I the asshole for not paying for my overweight, lazy wife's plastic surgery?

00:51:48
Speaker 1: Ex?

00:51:49
Speaker 3: Wife, you mean okay, no, But apart from the last sentence that you just threw on us, it was a bit harsh, But you're not the asshole. That's unreasonable getting him to pay for half of her plastic surgery.

00:52:03
Speaker 2: And her blaming the kids for it and him.

00:52:06
Speaker 1: No, that's one way of looking at it. But the other way of looking at it is if they've recently split up and they're not divorced and the financial settlement taken care of, she's able to spend whatever she wants in a marriage, that's the way the law works.

00:52:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, but is he an asshole for saying I don't times are too tough to be shelling out ten thousand dollars per that.

00:52:32
Speaker 1: I agree with that. That is, you know, like, if things are if things are tough financially, yeah, that should be the last thing people worry about.

00:52:40
Speaker 3: Okay, an asshole or not, I'm saying no.

00:52:44
Speaker 1: I agree Brooklyn.

00:52:46
Speaker 3: It does sound like a bit of an asshole, but I don't think he should be paying for that.

00:52:49
Speaker 2: At the end, he sounded like one. Yeah, not an asshole, Not an asshole? No, okay.

00:52:54
Speaker 3: Next one is from a girl who's asking, am I the asshole if I've started to lock the bathroom door?

00:53:00
Speaker 1: What's this about.

00:53:01
Speaker 27: I'm a seventeen year old teenage girl and my mum has basically bend locking any doors since we were little. I get no privacy, and I feel like I'm being invaded as I get older. We have two bathrooms at our house. We're not even allowed to lock them when we use.

00:53:15
Speaker 2: Them shower or toilet.

00:53:17
Speaker 27: The other day, my mum even broke down my bedroom door because I accidentally locked it. What's annoying me lately is that my mother likes to come into the bathroom while I'm showering or changing, she goes into the one I'm in and not the second bathroom. She's made comments about my body before that makes me so self conscious and insecure. I am not at all fat, but I do feel self conscious when she comments and feels so gross about myself. Also, in my house, if you flush a toilet or run any water, it makes the shower ice cold. Last week, she came in while I was showering and she flushed the toilet. I screamed at her because it was ice cold, and I was like over it. Since then, I've started locking the door and now she's grounded me for locking. So am I the asshole for starting to lock the bathroom door and wanting privacy?

00:54:05
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

00:54:05
Speaker 2: Not your mom's the asshole.

00:54:08
Speaker 1: A teenager, especially male or.

00:54:10
Speaker 3: Female, commenting on her body obviously not in a good way.

00:54:14
Speaker 1: Wow, that never ends, does it?

00:54:17
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:54:17
Speaker 3: I know this one's from a woman who's asking, am I the arsehole for not wanting to dye my hair back to its natural color for my best friend's wedding?

00:54:25
Speaker 1: Oh, it's always a wedding.

00:54:27
Speaker 28: My best friend is getting married in a few weeks, and she recently sent a message in the bridesmaid group chat that has thirteen other girls in it. The message was specifically directed at me, and she told me didn't ask that I would need to dye my hair back to brown because she doesn't want any crazy colored hair in the wedding photos, especially my current hair. I died it purple and green because I was bored in quarantine and I love it. I texted her back the next day, privately telling her that I do not want to dye my hair to my natural color because I want to dye it purple again soon, and if it's dark brown, I'll have to bleach it again first, which will cost money and extra damage to my hair. I even offered to wear a wig if she wanted to buy it, but she said no way. I understand that it can be off putting in photos, but now that she's being so rude about it, I don't even want to diet just to spite her. I've known her my whole life, and I've been dyeing my hair since I was sixteen, so for her to ask is pretty rude. I only let it go Nashville to let my hair heal or if I'm low on funds. For the most part, my hair is always colored. It's my look and personality. I'm hurt and upset over it. Am I the asshole for caring about my hair so much and not wanting to change it for her wedding?

00:55:34
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm so out for a little bit. There is her hair purple or something?

00:55:37
Speaker 1: Is it purple and green?

00:55:38
Speaker 2: Oh? She's going to change it.

00:55:41
Speaker 1: That's gonna look shit in the wedding.

00:55:43
Speaker 2: And she said she's had that her whole life.

00:55:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, so wide.

00:55:49
Speaker 2: That is her.

00:55:50
Speaker 3: But still, well, don't ask her to be a part of the party then, yh Well, that's rude just because.

00:55:57
Speaker 1: I exist online during the day, because this is all it's full of, is winging weirdos with boring problems.

00:56:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you had to decide on that one.

00:56:08
Speaker 3: Is she the asshole for not dying it naturally or putting it back to the.

00:56:12
Speaker 1: If you want to do like it's it's the bride's day, you know what I mean?

00:56:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd have to agree with you.

00:56:18
Speaker 1: Purple and green hair?

00:56:20
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:56:20
Speaker 1: Gross? You know. I see some chicks getting around with colored hair and they look cool. But if you if it's on someone's special day.

00:56:28
Speaker 3: And I think purple and green, is it at the same time, I think, so that's horrible.

00:56:33
Speaker 2: No, no good.

00:56:35
Speaker 1: It's hard to do. I think you're an asshole. Me. No, why would you be ansle.

00:56:41
Speaker 2: Because I said that's gross. Alrighty, that mon't be coming back again.

00:56:46
Speaker 1: Which producers served up this Reddit thing? Whose thing is this? I believe that was Tom? Tom? Is that you?

00:56:54
Speaker 2: I was on the phone.

00:56:54
Speaker 1: What did you say?

00:56:55
Speaker 2: Is that one segment?

00:56:56
Speaker 13: Yeah?

00:56:57
Speaker 2: Well, yes, yes, it was too.

00:57:00
Speaker 1: People listen to this radio show to get away from boring internet ship.

00:57:05
Speaker 2: That's no good.

00:57:07
Speaker 1: Now you're on the phone tuning someone.

00:57:13
Speaker 3: The last time was great, but this time really fell short.

00:57:17
Speaker 1: And who do you who's your supervisor out there? Pedro? No, no, no, Pedro Palestine Pedro is definitely.

00:57:25
Speaker 2: Did Palestine oversee this segment?

00:57:28
Speaker 1: Palestine? Palestine is there?

00:57:34
Speaker 2: Did you oversee this segment? Palistine? And you didn't think that was way too long and boring? No?

00:57:40
Speaker 3: No, I liked the stories, but they went for like call it to cut one off.

00:57:45
Speaker 2: It went for two minutes.

00:57:47
Speaker 1: Everything was longer than a minute, and they were dramatized recreations of the stories.

00:57:52
Speaker 2: He needed the like annoyingness for you to decide if the person was an asshole.

00:57:58
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm going to have to start coming to some of the meat.

00:58:00
Speaker 2: YEP, I think it's required.

00:58:02
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, after all these years, I've got to go back to the meeting. Hit reset. Don't you get aren't you giving a girl? Well?

00:58:11
Speaker 3: I know what's happening. I just don't oversee all of the audio.

00:58:15
Speaker 1: You know what I'm bringing back, corporal punishment from tomorrow. You'll be getting six of the best if if she got like this. Kids on the radio, the good old.

00:58:23
Speaker 2: Cane wouldn't mind a little whip and Jackie are.

00:58:34
Speaker 7: Okay, we're talking about really bad wingmen.

00:58:37
Speaker 3: You know how you have a wingman who's supposed to help you get a girl.

00:58:40
Speaker 2: And beat you up to the girl.

00:58:43
Speaker 3: Well, in Matt's situation, who's called us his best mate was a pretty bad wingman.

00:58:49
Speaker 1: Matt is that the deal?

00:58:50
Speaker 7: He sealed the deal. But it's what happened after he sealed the deal.

00:58:54
Speaker 1: Matt sealed the deal without the wingman, or we did.

00:58:57
Speaker 2: I don't know about that part, Matt.

00:58:58
Speaker 10: Okay, So I was out at a pub with my mate.

00:59:01
Speaker 16: I was a couple of us, and he didn't wing near me at the start that we took two girls back to the hostel room.

00:59:08
Speaker 3: The hotel room, man, is that one of those hostels that has like five bunk beds.

00:59:13
Speaker 1: In the one room? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So what was your plan there? Obviously just to chat and yeah, yeah.

00:59:20
Speaker 16: That was my first intention. But then I was pretty drunk, so so we started, like we started doing it. And then because at the hostel beds, they're pretty cheap in their loud so you can hear everything is like squeeze, you know, yeah, like you know when your parents are having sex next door, you know what's going on, like because I'm bad, Yeah, that's what happened to us. And then and then I was We said the start, and then my mate he started ripping into me saying well, he asked to get or how.

00:59:46
Speaker 1: Did you do?

00:59:47
Speaker 26: Like, well, like.

00:59:49
Speaker 2: Was your mate in He wasn't in the room when you were having He was on top of me, Like he was on the top bunk and you're on the bottom bunk having sex.

00:59:59
Speaker 3: And then when and then after you'd finished your what'd your mate say?

01:00:04
Speaker 10: He asked her what I was out of like a rating out of ten?

01:00:07
Speaker 1: He asked her what her rating was for you?

01:00:10
Speaker 12: No, yeah, for me like was her good route?

01:00:12
Speaker 10: Apparently just sit route?

01:00:13
Speaker 5: Like how was he?

01:00:14
Speaker 10: And I was there like seriously yeah? And then she's like, oh he was a he was a four out of talent.

01:00:20
Speaker 1: She ripped to me four out of ten. She gave you, Oh, no him, the poison was out. What do you care?

01:00:28
Speaker 2: He cares? No. One wants to be rated a four out of ten. Right after you just finished, I was.

01:00:33
Speaker 16: A bit of a stuffish. I was just kind of laying there it with a big night.

01:00:36
Speaker 3: Well, you're in a hostel and your mate was on top like you probably wanted to be quiet.

01:00:42
Speaker 1: Simulated an earthquake for your old mate up on the top bunk. I get it.

01:00:45
Speaker 16: Yeah, I told him to get out, but he didn't know.

01:00:47
Speaker 1: Of course he didn't.

01:00:48
Speaker 3: Mate was now we got your mate on the phone is Nick, and we decided we'd get him in on this conversation.

01:00:55
Speaker 1: You knew you knew, you knew he was going to get a low rating, did you?

01:01:00
Speaker 10: I knew he was a bad route. I didn't know he was happy?

01:01:02
Speaker 1: And why do you why do you continually say he's a bad route? Is he indeed no good?

01:01:06
Speaker 10: Or is he like he's been in we traveled for three months and it wasn't the first time this.

01:01:12
Speaker 1: Happened, right, So you've been on the top bunk many times while he's been getting busy.

01:01:16
Speaker 10: I've been in the same room as him, not really the top one, but the top bunk was like an earthquake when he was going.

01:01:21
Speaker 1: Now listen, this is what you've got to remember. Why are you not also rooting? At least he's getting a bird back there?

01:01:29
Speaker 10: My girl, My girl ended up leaving, so I was a big over there.

01:01:34
Speaker 3: So you didn't get to do anything with the girl you were trying to pick up.

01:01:37
Speaker 10: I did, but then she decided to leave because I mean, he's got a bit annoying. But then, yeah, it's the smarter I thought, that's like best mates.

01:01:45
Speaker 1: Okay.

01:01:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.

01:01:47
Speaker 3: And you knew though, by asking in front of your mate what his rating was, that it would be low, didn't you.

01:01:53
Speaker 10: I didn't know what to be low. I thought it would be like maybe average. But if you get and when when did he ask?

01:02:00
Speaker 1: Do it? Matt?

01:02:00
Speaker 2: What happened to Max?

01:02:02
Speaker 16: We weren't a big route at at a like in Australia, in a group in a pub. Sorry, And then me and him have had sex with the.

01:02:09
Speaker 1: Same girl at the same time.

01:02:11
Speaker 16: No, no, at different times.

01:02:12
Speaker 10: And then he's asked her who was better, and then she's like, she said he kind of it was about mates.

01:02:18
Speaker 25: And then she's like, yeah, Matt, I'm sorry.

01:02:20
Speaker 16: Nick was a better route.

01:02:22
Speaker 2: Everyone was ok.

01:02:27
Speaker 10: I just had to get some confidence and Nick to get conident.

01:02:31
Speaker 1: Have you?

01:02:32
Speaker 2: What do you rate yourself?

01:02:33
Speaker 1: Nick?

01:02:34
Speaker 2: Out of interest?

01:02:35
Speaker 10: Definitely higher than four.

01:02:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think you're really good compared to Matt.

01:02:41
Speaker 10: I wouldn't sound the best, but I'm a lot better than him.

01:02:43
Speaker 1: How old are you, guys? How old?

01:02:45
Speaker 10: Twenty two?

01:02:45
Speaker 1: Okay, twenty two, I get it. So I used to be all about the rating at twenty two. Now now I could care less whether they rate me one or ten. Like when you get older, when you get older, you just take care of you know, it's not about that.

01:03:01
Speaker 15: Let me set the scene for you, right, You're you're at your little coffee shop with John Abraham there and you run into someone who you once had sex and John goes, hey, what would you rate Cayle out of ten in the bedroom?

01:03:12
Speaker 1: And she goes, ah, Four'd be devast you would never do it to me.

01:03:16
Speaker 2: There you go, You wouldn't know what I'm saying. This guy is the worst wingman ever.

01:03:20
Speaker 1: Nick, you know, good as a wingman, and you know what, you're up there on the top and backing off because your girl's gone. Poor old Matt's down there going well, not hard, but like no he's not even given So you gave it an effort.

01:03:38
Speaker 6: Matt, Yeah, oh yeah I did.

01:03:42
Speaker 16: She was from she was from America.

01:03:44
Speaker 10: So apparently they're all crazy.

01:03:46
Speaker 1: I know American girls. Let me tell everyone right now that if you've never slept with an American girl, American girls are like like a twenty two year old guy here in Australia's just sex obsessed really, and because they go to college over there, and you think that's like UNI here, but college in America is like he's like really teaching you how to drink and have as much sex as possible.

01:04:09
Speaker 11: Yeah.

01:04:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a different kind of culture.

01:04:11
Speaker 1: It's a real eye opener. Like, you know, like girls here in Australia that you know, you've got to be nice and you've gotta try.

01:04:18
Speaker 2: To work for it, a little work over there.

01:04:20
Speaker 1: Like hey, you want to you want to have sex, and you're like, what are you talking to me? What you're looking around?

01:04:28
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, bad wingman, Nick.

01:04:31
Speaker 3: I'm sure you're not alone, Matt, And that's why we wanted to open the lines.

01:04:35
Speaker 2: Do you have a bad wingman? What did he do to you?

01:04:38
Speaker 1: That's why you bring us up. You've got a story.

01:04:41
Speaker 3: Did you not get the girl because your wingman was so bad? He said something he shouldn't cock block?

01:04:46
Speaker 1: Did he not help? Did he not do what a wingman should do?

01:04:49
Speaker 2: Do you humiliate you? Yes? Please dob in your bad wingman.

01:04:55
Speaker 1: You have terrible wingman that you go out with your single your single mate goes out with you're out there in his job as your mate is to help you convince whatever girl you got your eye on, or guy, Hey, this is the right guy for you. Oh he's so nice, you know, he's the perfect gentleman. Whatever the lies or whatever the yeah, whatever the ruse is.

01:05:21
Speaker 3: We should have included wing girls because there are wing girls out there too.

01:05:25
Speaker 1: I'll take wing girls as well.

01:05:26
Speaker 2: Jake is called through Hijake.

01:05:29
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're well, you got a wingman story and the clubs every night I'm single soul dancing girls.

01:05:35
Speaker 10: One of the girlfriends. One of the girlfriend and he was dancing on me. Hosexual.

01:05:42
Speaker 3: He was acting as a homosexual your friend, Yeah, yeah, making out like you're the boyfriend you mean, yeah, exactly.

01:05:53
Speaker 1: Wow.

01:05:53
Speaker 2: Wow, that's actually really funny though.

01:05:55
Speaker 1: I your friend like that.

01:05:58
Speaker 2: I think that's hilarious.

01:05:59
Speaker 1: So did you get the girl or not?

01:06:01
Speaker 6: No?

01:06:03
Speaker 1: You ended up with no one.

01:06:04
Speaker 7: Maybe he is secretly in love with you, well one.

01:06:08
Speaker 12: Of the girls.

01:06:10
Speaker 10: If we were a couple.

01:06:11
Speaker 1: Of you know, you're not going to get anywhere.

01:06:16
Speaker 2: If that's the case, Hey, pres called three.

01:06:18
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey you.

01:06:20
Speaker 6: Guys, pretty good.

01:06:21
Speaker 1: What's your wing man story?

01:06:24
Speaker 12: My man used to really throw him under the buck.

01:06:26
Speaker 10: He's come up to me and say stuff like, hey.

01:06:28
Speaker 17: Man, has that rash cleaned up?

01:06:29
Speaker 6: As response disappeared?

01:06:32
Speaker 10: How's your wife?

01:06:32
Speaker 1: And he's trying throw it off.

01:06:37
Speaker 10: He's to purposefully trying to like kill it off pretty much. But now I've met my beautiful wife now, so I'm happy there.

01:06:44
Speaker 1: Good. Luckily he wasn't around through him, right, he didn't help you, He wasn't involved in his Thank the Lord, and you've actually found someone. See that was that's a trick. Sometimes the wingman is like an anchor. No good mate, very good. Wing men's story. You got a good one or a bad one?

01:07:05
Speaker 9: Oh, a pretty good one to me, I guess. So I was doing a security.

01:07:09
Speaker 16: Shift down at a pub but Oxford Street, I mean close, madam Wine.

01:07:13
Speaker 17: I was trying to pick up this bird that comes through.

01:07:15
Speaker 10: It was very pretty talking to but just about to get a number. My main trips, No, No, you don't want to take him. He's never early to his day, He's always late.

01:07:24
Speaker 26: He's a lawyer.

01:07:25
Speaker 10: Is this is that?

01:07:26
Speaker 26: And then you know the little bugger come swoops in and takes the bird number instead of me.

01:07:30
Speaker 2: Oh that's so light, that crosses so long.

01:07:33
Speaker 1: That's a grass cutter.

01:07:35
Speaker 6: Yeah, grass cutter and bloody blocker and editing.

01:07:40
Speaker 2: There's a lot of bad women out there.

01:07:42
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be your mate.

01:07:43
Speaker 2: You wing me, you can't. You can't take the girl's number of him?

01:07:48
Speaker 1: Moniques rung through for a female wing woman story Home many are.

01:07:52
Speaker 2: You as a female?

01:07:55
Speaker 9: I'm not quite.

01:07:56
Speaker 5: I'm actually my ex girlfriend, and I just want to say that I can confirm he's definitely a four out of ten.

01:08:04
Speaker 1: The original call of Matt.

01:08:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so.

01:08:08
Speaker 1: You're saying sexually in bed Matt YEP, definitely four out of ten. That's an average markets like that ring. Why I am your.

01:08:17
Speaker 5: Bad Look, I don't want to give details, but I want details in the net. I've had a lot better now. So we were together for like four years and you think, yeah, yeah, that's that's the one, like, you know, not bad, and then yeah, I've just seen a whole nother world really so.

01:08:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're talking sexually.

01:08:38
Speaker 2: He was just boring by the sounds of it, Is that right?

01:08:41
Speaker 26: Oh?

01:08:42
Speaker 5: Just yeah, just the same old kind of thing.

01:08:44
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't, he didn't. Didn't. He didn't sort of switch up his routine of bit or anything like that.

01:08:49
Speaker 5: No, yeah, that's right, like you want you want something you know a little bit different.

01:08:54
Speaker 1: But right, so he never put an effort in them satisfying you first or doing any of those things.

01:09:00
Speaker 5: Well sometimes, but it was just kind of the same thing, you know, the same dance routine every time.

01:09:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'd get it.

01:09:07
Speaker 5: Yeah, mad, Oh he's not.

01:09:10
Speaker 2: He's now been outed by the ex as well. I thought that was just.

01:09:13
Speaker 3: A bad night for Matt because he was in the hostel and other people were in the room and.

01:09:17
Speaker 2: He's trying to be quiet.

01:09:18
Speaker 1: Was he ever so romantic with human that he'd take you to a beautiful hostel with other people in the room.

01:09:23
Speaker 5: No, I was never that lucky. I wish that would have been, that would have been different, that would have.

01:09:28
Speaker 1: Been enough to mix it up.

01:09:31
Speaker 17: Yes, I never got that.

01:09:33
Speaker 1: Has met a good looking guy. He's all right, So he's not bad looking, and he's a decent he's a decent guy. Like his character's good.

01:09:44
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, he's a good person.

01:09:46
Speaker 1: He's just a four out of ten the rooting area.

01:09:48
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's got to work on that.

01:09:52
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe his wingman can give him some tips.

01:09:55
Speaker 1: You girls, he's so hard to please I've noticed over the years. Not really, Yeah, come on, and then you being the jilted ext girlfriend who broke up with.

01:10:04
Speaker 5: Who, well, I broke up with him. Oh well we kind of agreed, like we were young when we got together, and we just thought, you know what if there's something else out there, so we just kind of ended it. And then I found someone else and you were someone else?

01:10:22
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, and you would you rate him out of ten?

01:10:27
Speaker 22: Oh?

01:10:27
Speaker 5: Turn out of ten?

01:10:31
Speaker 2: It gets worse for you, bet you. We should never called through. This hasn't ended well for him at all. We've tried to get him on the line. I think he keeps hanging up.

01:10:41
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't he wouldn't want to come back.

01:10:45
Speaker 5: No, No, he's a good guy. He'll find the right girl that you enjoyed, enjoys it, but not not for me.

01:10:53
Speaker 14: Not for me.

01:10:55
Speaker 1: Wow, Thanksnique, I'm laughing inside. But I also you're putting yourself. I was Jackie's going the top five. What have we got today?

01:11:09
Speaker 2: Today?

01:11:09
Speaker 3: We've got the death wishes of celebrities, you know, things that they've put in their will or said to friends they want done.

01:11:16
Speaker 2: Should they die.

01:11:17
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And when we're talking about Wills coming in at number five, there's quite a few celebrities that want to leave quite a bit of their fortune to their dogs.

01:11:27
Speaker 2: You hear of this happening all the time.

01:11:29
Speaker 3: But even Alexander McQueen, the fashion designer who died like ten years ago, he left one hundred thousand Australian to his dogs.

01:11:38
Speaker 16: And four.

01:11:40
Speaker 3: You have someone who cares for them and that money has to I don't know, but.

01:11:44
Speaker 1: Oh, I see. So the money goes to whoever's caring for the.

01:11:47
Speaker 3: Dogs that they're not just palmed off and not being looked after, and you.

01:11:52
Speaker 1: Wouldn't get the money unless you looked after the dogs.

01:11:55
Speaker 2: Correct, Yeah, it's it's someone.

01:11:57
Speaker 1: I can't just say I'll look after the dogs the RSPC.

01:12:00
Speaker 2: No, I no, no, absolutely not.

01:12:03
Speaker 3: And then Oprah Winfrey, even though she's not dead, she also has it in her will she wants to leave thirty million to her dogs, Sonny, Sadie and Lauren.

01:12:12
Speaker 1: Thirty million dollars.

01:12:14
Speaker 2: Thirty million of it goes to the dogs.

01:12:16
Speaker 1: Well, they are your best friends. So I died today, I'd like all my animals looked after until they died.

01:12:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's never No one would buy a pet if it cost twelve million or thirty million to look after night.

01:12:28
Speaker 1: But once you're in love with them, you're in love with them. What can you do? You can't do anything like you're in love.

01:12:32
Speaker 2: At number four, Janis Joplin, she did not.

01:12:35
Speaker 3: She died of a drug overdose, and she didn't want a sad, miserable funeral, so instead she left three thousand dollars and demanded her friends had a massive all nighter with drugs, dancing, drinking. Now, three thousand, back in the day in the seventies was actually quite a lot of money. To spend on that, so you know in the seventies.

01:12:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's equivalent of like like fifteen grand now.

01:12:57
Speaker 3: Right, God, I don't know with him what that would be. Yeah, how do you make that happen? And especially how do you tell the parents as well?

01:13:04
Speaker 2: Like this is what he wanted.

01:13:07
Speaker 3: Coming in at number three, Steve Aoki. He's still alive. But I mentioned this not long ago in and I News. He wants to be cryogenically frozen with his family. So his mum and sister also have to be cryogenically frozen, because if they.

01:13:19
Speaker 1: Do, I hang on, do they have to be dead first?

01:13:22
Speaker 2: Yes?

01:13:22
Speaker 28: Oh?

01:13:22
Speaker 1: Does he die and then they just have to be frozen?

01:13:25
Speaker 6: No?

01:13:25
Speaker 3: No, no, they once they die as well, they'll be with him. And provided that science works and they can bring people back to life who are frozen, he wants to be able to do that. Now it costs two hundred and twenty thousand per person to do this.

01:13:40
Speaker 1: Now, you know that there are certain frogs in the northern part of the world where it freezes and snows that the frog actually freezes, dies, freezes to death. Yeah, and then when the snow thaws out, they've got something in their blood which when the frog thaws out, they come back to life.

01:14:02
Speaker 2: Oh, which I thought, you go, it's a possibility.

01:14:05
Speaker 1: If one animal can do it, science might be able to take that.

01:14:08
Speaker 3: They may, but who knows in what year Steve Aoki will be waking up?

01:14:14
Speaker 2: Now that's the scary thought, isn't it.

01:14:16
Speaker 16: Like?

01:14:16
Speaker 3: I mean, if you've come from say, let's say, nineteen thirties, and then you wake up today, for like that, we.

01:14:25
Speaker 1: Go down to the train station, what a jolly day it is. Why did they talk like that back then? I don't know, are you hungry? Yes? What are sergeant's pies? Sergeant's pies? Like? Why did they talk like that? We talked like weir those back then.

01:14:40
Speaker 3: I think they'll even look back on some journos that talk really.

01:14:44
Speaker 2: You know, they'll look at them and go, why did all journals speak like this?

01:14:49
Speaker 3: You know they will because they're even putting on a voice Number two.

01:14:53
Speaker 2: We've got two.

01:14:53
Speaker 3: Pac And he actually had a line in one of his songs where he wanted his friends to smoke his ashes, and.

01:15:00
Speaker 2: That's what they did.

01:15:01
Speaker 21: Crew.

01:15:02
Speaker 3: Yep, the crew actually followed through with this request and smoked his ashes mixed with weed.

01:15:07
Speaker 2: So tupacsashes.

01:15:09
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't mind, but Jesus, you.

01:15:13
Speaker 3: Want to be smoking your friend, I feel like that's lack of respect.

01:15:17
Speaker 2: But it was just in a song. Do we know he was serious?

01:15:20
Speaker 1: He might have just rhymed. Yeah, I didn't expect to be actually smoked. Like, I don't know whether i'd like smoking someone's ashes. Yeah, Like normally I'll smoke anything that you can smoke.

01:15:32
Speaker 2: But human ashes ashes.

01:15:34
Speaker 3: And then the number one is Jeffrey Epstein, who, as you know, nineteen, But it was widely known by all his friends that he wanted to have his brain and penis cryogenically frozen and brought back to life at a future time and place. Apparently he'd spent years telling scientists about his dream to seed the human race with his DNA, and wanted to use his ranch in New Mexico is a base where women would be inseminated with his sperm and give birth to his babies.

01:16:05
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well we knew this guy was a freak. Let's just hope no one's running down that line.

01:16:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I don't think that ever happened.

01:16:13
Speaker 1: Obviously he killed himself, didn't he? Or was it suss he died in Yeah, yeah, a lot of people think the Clintons were behind that. Yeah, Heedra, do you believe that you're a conspiracy theorist?

01:16:26
Speaker 8: I'm not sorry.

01:16:27
Speaker 1: You know you don't think the Clinton's got rid of that? Jeffrey Epstein, Yeah, sorry, but yes, yes, or even like they say Trump as well Trump because there's one photo of him with Trump at a function. I'm just telling you, everyone loves to pretend that Trump was all part of that. He wasn't. Bill Clinton was, And yeah, one of those princes who knows the best of that guy's dead, I think, no good.

01:16:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well there you go. That's your top five celebrity death.

01:17:01
Speaker 1: Do you have a wish for your death?

01:17:07
Speaker 3: I like the idea of this being frozen thing. I don't mind this idea.

01:17:12
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm going to be frozen.

01:17:14
Speaker 3: The more people are starting to do it, the more I'm starting to think this could be a thing. And wouldn't it be nice to know that if you are dying and you know you're going to be frozen, there's there's this thing in your head of hope of like, oh but I could actually come back in the future.

01:17:29
Speaker 1: Imagine though, if we're in heaven or wherever it is we.

01:17:31
Speaker 2: Go, and Heaven's amazing, and we're like.

01:17:34
Speaker 1: This is the best blade like they they don't even know how good. And then then all of a sudden you start going, oh my god, I'm going down the tube, guys, and you go back.

01:17:44
Speaker 3: And you'll be there going you got frozen, remembered, Jackie.

01:17:48
Speaker 1: I brought you back to life and the world burning with like the climate change is heatd this joint up like Mars and yeah, and I'm.

01:17:58
Speaker 2: Like it's even wor than it was.

01:18:00
Speaker 1: You're like, heaven was great. I'm like, sos, sos about that.

01:18:06
Speaker 2: That's true. You know, that's so true. That could happen.

01:18:09
Speaker 1: I think people should take their natural Yeah, whatever.

01:18:12
Speaker 2: It's meant to be is, don't mess with that.

01:18:14
Speaker 1: You say, wherever we go once we're dead, if that's nowhere, if that's heaven, if that's flying around like Bloody Adams in the universe, who knows. None of us really know a lot of thin we know. I want to feel that it's good. I think something's good, but yeah, you just don't know. But coming back, forget.

01:18:33
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, it might be a bit freaky coming back.

01:18:35
Speaker 1: And what are you coming back? Is like an eighty year old bloody what sort of life's that?

01:18:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, because you've got to you've got to think about the age of when you're dying.

01:18:45
Speaker 1: You died at twenty five, Yeah, yourself, if you died at ninety nine.

01:18:51
Speaker 3: My bother, maybe by the time you come back, there's a pill that can reverse aging.

01:18:57
Speaker 1: Jaggio, Kyle and Jackie as.

01:19:03
Speaker 2: Ever had.

01:19:05
Speaker 1: That's a tough question. We got someone on the phone that wants to ask question.

01:19:09
Speaker 3: Indeed a great Actually, I'm not sure why you want to ask this guy because just to kind of set the backstory on this, they dated for four years in total, but six months ago Luke broke it off with her just out of the blue, and she reckons he did that because he wanted to just sleep with other women.

01:19:30
Speaker 2: For a while, because you know, I think I don't think.

01:19:33
Speaker 3: He'd been with that many women anyway. So they got back together after a few months.

01:19:37
Speaker 1: I had to break, had a break.

01:19:38
Speaker 3: He did sleep I'm sure with a bunch of women, and then they got back together, and just two weeks ago she noticed he was being suss and weird and he came clean that yes, he had cheated on her again coughed he coughed it up, and now she wants to find out how she the best six.

01:19:58
Speaker 1: Right?

01:19:58
Speaker 2: Tell correct me if I've got something wrong there, or do we need to know more information?

01:20:03
Speaker 20: Hey, guys, you know you pretty much got it down pat. So, yeah, we were together for about four years. We broke up in April, got back together during lockdown, you know, perfect time you get back with your ex, blah blah blah. And then yeah, two weeks ago found out he cheated on me.

01:20:22
Speaker 1: Okay, so what was he doing? What was he doing that made you think something's off here, something's going on?

01:20:28
Speaker 20: Well, he came home at like two am in the morning and like didn't really speak to me, and then was acting very quiet The next morning. I questioned it. He denied it, but then I think he felt guilty, so he ended up confessing.

01:20:40
Speaker 3: Wow, And why is it that you want to know after being scorned?

01:20:45
Speaker 1: Oh, she wants to say something positive out of the experience.

01:20:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, is there anything inside you that believes you might be Has he mentioned anything before?

01:20:53
Speaker 20: Well, we kind of were sleeping together when we were single, and we have slept together since we broke up.

01:21:00
Speaker 21: So I don't know.

01:21:00
Speaker 20: We've got a bit of a connection.

01:21:02
Speaker 3: I know you're drawn to each other, rightly.

01:21:05
Speaker 1: Drawn to each other, even though the emotions and the trust and everything that's roded away.

01:21:09
Speaker 2: And she wants you want to know are you?

01:21:12
Speaker 3: Are you the girl for convenience or you the girl that he can't get enough of?

01:21:18
Speaker 1: Yeah?

01:21:18
Speaker 29: That's right.

01:21:19
Speaker 1: Exactly does that matter to you? Guys that stuff?

01:21:22
Speaker 2: Yeah?

01:21:27
Speaker 21: Yeah, you got a jacket?

01:21:29
Speaker 1: Is this you're still friends with this dude?

01:21:31
Speaker 2: Obviously?

01:21:32
Speaker 4: Yeah?

01:21:33
Speaker 20: I say, well, we've got a nice friendship, which is which is nice? If you've got that, I say you should hold onto.

01:21:38
Speaker 1: It, and yeah, I agree. But when when once you've had sex and then as soon as it's over, do you feel now get out? Or is it awkward then? Or is it still friendly?

01:21:48
Speaker 20: Still friendly? I guess?

01:21:51
Speaker 1: Does he come to your place or do you go to his? Or what happens?

01:21:54
Speaker 21: Oh?

01:21:55
Speaker 1: No, he comes to mind, he comes to your place. Do you live alone?

01:21:59
Speaker 17: Yes?

01:21:59
Speaker 1: I do.

01:22:01
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get phone. We're trying to get him on the phone now.

01:22:04
Speaker 20: Oh god, I'm really nervous.

01:22:07
Speaker 1: Get nervous. Hey Luke is on, Hey Luke, hi leg Hey, do you remember that chick that hottie used to bang and used to go out with. Grace. Yeah, she's here on the phone. Hey, Grace here, here's Luke.

01:22:19
Speaker 20: Hey, how are you?

01:22:23
Speaker 2: I can feel Grace is like, am I really going to do this right now?

01:22:28
Speaker 1: Hey? Look, don't stress. It's a good thing.

01:22:30
Speaker 3: It's just a question that you need to be honest with your answer.

01:22:34
Speaker 1: Luke, go ahead, And he seems like quite an honest guy because he gives himself up a lot.

01:22:39
Speaker 17: Yeah, so, Luke, I.

01:22:40
Speaker 20: Just wanted to know. Am I the best that you've ever had?

01:22:44
Speaker 6: Oh?

01:22:45
Speaker 12: My god? Yeah, no doubt, no.

01:22:49
Speaker 2: Doubt, says that's nice to hear Grace.

01:22:53
Speaker 1: What is it about Grace that makes her so much more superior than the other ladies?

01:22:58
Speaker 27: Oh?

01:22:59
Speaker 12: Have you seen her?

01:23:00
Speaker 1: I have not what she looked like. She's hot. Man, someone's giving me a photo okay, oh yeah, yeah, she just laid there. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

01:23:13
Speaker 2: Why did you break up? Out of the blue?

01:23:16
Speaker 12: I think just going through his impersonal stuff, you know, this big changes.

01:23:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to root around.

01:23:23
Speaker 2: You want to talk?

01:23:24
Speaker 1: I feel like that's all right. Did you guys get pretty rough head? That wasn't Hey, you've got a rough head? No?

01:23:33
Speaker 3: Did you guys ever have the conversation of how many guys?

01:23:36
Speaker 2: How many girls you slept with?

01:23:37
Speaker 6: Luke?

01:23:39
Speaker 2: I don't think so, let's have it now. How many.

01:23:43
Speaker 20: You don't want to please?

01:23:44
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I won't do that.

01:23:46
Speaker 1: Okay, what are you trying to do? Just because you're not getting a doesn't mean that these guys have to go without?

01:23:53
Speaker 2: Okay?

01:23:53
Speaker 1: Now, so and Luke, Grace has told us that you guys are pretty much friends with all the men. If that's all the bells and whistles as well? Is that suiting you at the moment or not?

01:24:07
Speaker 12: I'm feeling a bit on the squat here.

01:24:09
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to commit to anything. You're enjoying that? Or do you do you think that you guys could blossom back into a proper relationship or just bang buddies?

01:24:19
Speaker 12: No, there's always hope. There's always hope, it isn't there?

01:24:23
Speaker 2: Yeah? All the baggage and history, Yeah.

01:24:27
Speaker 1: You can get through that. Listen, you're only how old are you guys? Early twenties and twenty five? Oh, the greatest age ever?

01:24:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best.

01:24:36
Speaker 1: Now, now, Grace, can I ask you know, is it Luke's penis that keeps you going back, like, is that spectacular?

01:24:44
Speaker 20: I'm not gonna lie it, but I'm pretty good.

01:24:46
Speaker 1: Is that?

01:24:48
Speaker 20: Yeah?

01:24:49
Speaker 1: What's good about it?

01:24:51
Speaker 20: I don't want to get into detail, but you know.

01:24:53
Speaker 3: File loves hearing all about penises, so please just give him something.

01:24:58
Speaker 1: That comes across it. Mirror. Sorry, question sry, the gaze will ask the question. Okay, Who's who's representing the gaze today? Okay, Tom's gonna ask cut. There we go. There's a question. Circumcised or uncircumcised.

01:25:15
Speaker 17: You can go for it.

01:25:18
Speaker 20: Let Luke answer this.

01:25:19
Speaker 18: I don't know.

01:25:20
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. Sees it when it's a raging but she doesn't know because it's all ready to go. Luke, have you got the hoodie there? Or have you cut that off? Yeah? Snip? Wow, Look at all the gays. Okay, I'll tell us calm down. A bunch of like you guys have predators.

01:25:38
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are so funny. You're the one that wanted to know. I bet Kyle.

01:25:44
Speaker 1: I didn't prompt them to ask, did you not?

01:25:47
Speaker 2: I reckon you did.

01:25:48
Speaker 1: Listen. Stop trying to make it on.

01:25:50
Speaker 20: Gays, Ikyle. We all know you are I'm not.

01:25:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that it's okay.

01:25:58
Speaker 1: This is unbelievable.

01:26:00
Speaker 20: We were listening to you for twenty years to know, Kyle, I'm woman only that's where I'm at my happiest.

01:26:07
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I can't believe it now.

01:26:15
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, Kyle, I felt really bad the other day because we can't find Kitty's guitar at the moment, like for school.

01:26:24
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happened.

01:26:25
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like that would be something that would be easily lost, right I know.

01:26:28
Speaker 3: So anyways, we're looking for this guitar. I said to Lee, I don't have it. I would notice if there's a guitar here. Sure, And and anyway, this, I said, this is what happened with the mouthguard. So Kitty has a plate, you know, for her for dental reasons, like she's trying to fix her teeth sleep, and she puts her plate in at night.

01:26:49
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've known.

01:26:51
Speaker 3: And anyway, the plate went missing about six months ago, right, And I said, Lee, And Kitty said, Mum, we dropped it over here. When when I was dropped over by Dad, he had it in a bag for sure. And I said, you guys always make out like I'm the one losing everything.

01:27:10
Speaker 2: I flipped it.

01:27:13
Speaker 3: I see, Yeah, you're gaslighting me though, But I said, I'm not the one losing it because I have literally looked everywhere. And when I say, I'm a good looker, right, So that means I don't just open a drawer and go, well, mouthguard's not in there. No, I open up the drawer and I pick up every single thing in that drawer to make sure it's not hiding under And I even did that in her underwear drawer, and I know it's not going to be there, but I'm going to check check because I then know I've checked the whole place and it can't possibly be there.

01:27:46
Speaker 1: Crime scene investigator, you're covering every bit.

01:27:49
Speaker 3: There is nothing that I haven't flipped over in the house to find this mouthguard because I don't want to have to pay.

01:27:56
Speaker 2: For a new one. They're quite expensive. Anyway.

01:28:00
Speaker 3: I said to late can you please turn your house upside down like I have, and I'm sure you'll find it because it is with you, it's not with me. You knew he did that. We gave up. We ended up getting a new mouthplayed right, and it just couldn't be found and it was literally two nights ago when the guitar went missing. That's when I had the little kind of flip out of like, guys, you're constantly blaming me.

01:28:25
Speaker 2: For losing everything. You can't blame you, you're blaming me.

01:28:28
Speaker 3: You blame me for losing the dog collar. You guys, you never dropped the dog collar over. Okay, it's still at your house. And now you blame me for the guitar. And then it goes back to the mouthplate. You blame me for that, Like, I'm not the one losing way getting on and anyway, Lee hangs up the phone, right, and I'm saying to Kitty, listen, Kitty, it's not me, right, it's not me losing it.

01:28:52
Speaker 1: Family member against each other. That always worked.

01:28:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.

01:28:54
Speaker 3: So anyway, we're walking and we're going into the what's called the scullery of the kitchen where all the kettles and the posters are, right what.

01:29:01
Speaker 2: Is called the benchlory.

01:29:04
Speaker 1: Write that down, guys, we're wrong. It's the kitchen. It's now the scullery whatever that is.

01:29:10
Speaker 3: So the scullery part, and next to the scullery is the laundry. And I'm still going on about me being to blame for all these things.

01:29:20
Speaker 2: And then Kitty.

01:29:20
Speaker 3: Goes, Mum, mum, and she points and she goes, there's a dog collar there on the bench in the.

01:29:26
Speaker 2: In the laundry, open on the bench where for everyone. I went, ah, right, but where's okay, where's the lead? Though?

01:29:34
Speaker 3: Anyway, I tried to like brush that one because it's so embarrassing when you're blaming other people, and then it really Anyway, yesterday, cleaning out the dog food section of the drawers, the.

01:29:46
Speaker 1: Dog food section. What is is your place like Woolworths or something? Do you have a dog food section in your place. I've had dogs my lot. I don't have a dog food section.

01:29:57
Speaker 3: I have a dog food section in my house right quite the anyway, So we're cleaning that out and I can see the dog bag has got some big dog you know, biscuits, and there's a couple of other treats at the bottom.

01:30:10
Speaker 1: Of the bag junk bag full of dog ship.

01:30:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some treats, and then there's the dried food in there, and sometimes a lead might be thrown in and bla. Anyway, what did I find the mouthplate? The mouthplate was in that bag. See, Lee had put it in that bag when he'd given me all the dog food stuff and you just threw it. I just threw it in the dog food cupboard section, not thinking I would ever have to check the dog food bag for a mouthplate. And now I feel so so the guitar is not at my house.

01:30:44
Speaker 1: I'm not sure whether you're even I don't know if I am.

01:30:51
Speaker 3: The chances of finding the mouthplate in the dog food bag, well would it would have been the only place I wouldn't have looked, because.

01:30:59
Speaker 1: I would have and I've been given a bag with things, I would have looked through the bag and put all the things in the right area. Yeah, but it was easy, single lady throwing things in the comings.

01:31:09
Speaker 2: And you know I was.

01:31:10
Speaker 3: I was wondering, like people out there, if you've been looking for an item for like a year or two years, seven years, something went missing and one day you found it, where where actually was it? Because no doubt you've turned your house upside down, And usually they're in the dumbest of places. So they are the stories I wanted to hear them, like where did you find that one thing you've been looking for forever?

01:31:32
Speaker 1: I think we've all been down this road before.

01:31:34
Speaker 3: Well, I was actually watching Andy Cohen's show the other day. He was doing an interview and he realized he's wearing his suit and he found something in his suit jacket that he'd been looking for for years.

01:31:46
Speaker 1: And guess what I.

01:31:47
Speaker 2: Was about to come out?

01:31:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just found these sunglasses.

01:31:51
Speaker 16: I've been looking for them for over a year, which was the last time I wore this freaking suit.

01:31:57
Speaker 1: That's happened to me. I think I've found lost a car key and was going out of my mind, and that when I found out to replace the car key was several thousands.

01:32:08
Speaker 2: It's a lot for a car key. Yeah.

01:32:10
Speaker 1: It's not like a Toyota key, Like it's one of those little square blocks that don't actually look like a key. Yeah. And then I found the bloody key in this old suit jacket. Same deal.

01:32:20
Speaker 3: You would think if you guys are finding so much in these suit jackets, they would be the first place you would go.

01:32:25
Speaker 1: Look. Thank you very much, miss dog collar, guitar, mouthguard. You're not the greatest of this losing everything in your place?

01:32:33
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, tell me about it, all right, let's open the lines. Where was that one thing that went missing?

01:32:38
Speaker 2: Where did you end up finding it.

01:32:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter how long it was lost for. We want to hear bring us up lost and found. Like this Jackie is just discovered after abusing the ex husband and child.

01:32:54
Speaker 2: Would I say abusing, I'd say accusing.

01:32:57
Speaker 1: Oh, pardon me? Yeah. Apparently then she found everything. The guitar is still missing, but I'm thinking that can't be that hard to find.

01:33:04
Speaker 2: It's no, it's a full guitar in the case.

01:33:10
Speaker 1: But a guitar in a guitar case.

01:33:13
Speaker 2: That's not easy to miss.

01:33:14
Speaker 1: You can't hide that under the sink in a plastic coals bad, that's right.

01:33:18
Speaker 3: Anyway, I did end up finding it, But Alyssa, what did you find all these years later?

01:33:23
Speaker 2: Where was it?

01:33:23
Speaker 1: Hello?

01:33:25
Speaker 29: So you know how you buy a set of couches and you always end up with some stupid chase that you never end up using and you just throw like in a corner or just so. I had to accept it louder than I had in the chase. So I'm living in an apartment, you know, like you don't want to leave cash laying around. So I decided to put it in a bag, and I thought, where's the best place to hire it? Looked on that it had a zipper opened there, and I shoved the money in the chase. So I thought, I'll forget about it. I want to put in the bank or just leave it there. So a couple of years later, I've totally forgotten about the money that I put there. I decided to still the couches because I was moving out. So you know, you call the carpet cleaner to come out doing the couch is angry and whatever. So he's moving it around and he flips it over and he's like, there's something he opened because of this belonged to you. And I was just like, this is like three years later.

01:34:12
Speaker 1: We found you five hundred. Lucky you didn't sell.

01:34:14
Speaker 4: That velvet, not five hundred.

01:34:18
Speaker 2: What the hell are you doing? God, we have to stay put it.

01:34:23
Speaker 29: I don't want to leave it lying around. We want to have an account.

01:34:25
Speaker 21: I want to have.

01:34:28
Speaker 1: The bank because then you've got to prove where that money came from.

01:34:32
Speaker 26: Claire by Claire him we have a winter doner.

01:34:39
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we do too. Yeah, I love them the summer doing the winter dinner.

01:34:43
Speaker 26: Yeah, And I was convinced that my husband threw it out when he was doing a clean up, and every night when we went to bed, I would accuse him of throwing out our winter doner and I could not find it anywhere.

01:34:55
Speaker 1: And imagine, and that's hard.

01:34:57
Speaker 2: That's hard to lose.

01:34:58
Speaker 3: And I can understand why you would think he would have thrown it, because if it's not anywhere, then what is the other alternative?

01:35:06
Speaker 1: Where is it?

01:35:07
Speaker 26: Danny said to me one night and it clicked. He's like, well, did you look at the dry cleaners? Because I always get it dry clean And the next day I found it. It was at the dry cleaners and it had been there for ten months.

01:35:19
Speaker 15: Oh, it was your faults.

01:35:22
Speaker 26: And I was cold every night, and every night I would.

01:35:28
Speaker 20: Accuse him of throwing that winter dinner at all.

01:35:32
Speaker 2: I didn't thrown, always copying it every time.

01:35:35
Speaker 3: Get a katie, what did you lisen? Then find somewhere random?

01:35:39
Speaker 4: I didn't lose it. It was actually my beautiful grandmother, rest her soul. She cross most amazing food. And one day she told us that she had lost her rest. So we searched her house for about six months, and six months later we found it in the freezer.

01:35:57
Speaker 1: The reason she.

01:35:58
Speaker 2: Wouldn't she go to the free is on a regular basis.

01:36:01
Speaker 4: She would, but she was extremely short.

01:36:03
Speaker 2: She didn't half flying.

01:36:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feeling around.

01:36:09
Speaker 2: That actually makes sense.

01:36:10
Speaker 1: Thank you Katie, Thank you Hayden. Well what did you lose and where did you find it? So?

01:36:17
Speaker 17: I was digging in the backyard as a kid and I found this gold ring and I ran inside to tell my parents, and my dad goes, that's mine, and I'm like, no, you're taking the piss.

01:36:26
Speaker 10: It turns out of his wedding they lost ten years ago.

01:36:29
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you found it just digging around in the yard as a kid.

01:36:32
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's it.

01:36:33
Speaker 2: That's good. That's a good find, isn't it.

01:36:36
Speaker 1: I didn't believe your dad. I love that you just thought he was trying to rip your Yeah, exactly, Jody, your last Hello, how are you pretty good? What do you find?

01:36:46
Speaker 14: I found two and a half thousand dollars where in a.

01:36:51
Speaker 21: Denim jacket pocket that I had put away from my wedding dress.

01:36:55
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like a beautiful wedding dress. A denim dress. That's a rare thing you.

01:36:59
Speaker 3: See every Thursday.

01:37:02
Speaker 21: I'll take you out.

01:37:03
Speaker 5: Fifty buck white reading dress on the note showing in the jacket. Yeah, I'll be sweet, come for my wedding.

01:37:10
Speaker 20: Couldn't find the money anywhere.

01:37:12
Speaker 14: Forget two and a half years later, just out to dinner, put myself down looking for a tissue.

01:37:21
Speaker 3: What a good score though, all those all that time later, you're like, you've got extra two and a half grand.

01:37:26
Speaker 1: There's so much money, and like, I've found a million different things in jackets. So you know, I've got about eight hundred different suits at home. Yeah, because every every TV show I was on, I took the suit home, even though you weren't allowed to. I was like, we'll take it off me as I'm walking out the door, and I've got I'm gonna go home and check every suit jacket, popcor.

01:37:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll find lots of treasure, I'm sure.

01:37:50
Speaker 1: God, I hope I find a certain thing. Being a Friday, that'd be great.

01:37:53
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, guys, we've got Gordy coming up, and he has got these songs as well.

01:37:58
Speaker 1: Jack you go bye, love your Kyle and Jackie. Oh yeah, m hm