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Speaker 1: Random creps, random creps. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random, random crap. Random crap. Random crap.
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Speaker 2: What the deuce? Oh, crap. Oh, crap. We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper. They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen City's favorite born in tandem. Mac and Bone. Random crap.
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Speaker 1: Mac and Bone.
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Speaker 2: And it is time for a little random crap. Let's have a little bit of fun. Coming up at 8 o'clock, and I'm not sure y'all are ready for this. It's a day early because of a Thursday night game, and I don't know if y'all are ready. The victory formula to beat the Packers coming up at 8 o'clock. How do we bounce back? Which we have this tendency to do and get a huge win again in Green Bay. But right now, let's stay calm and cool. Let's have a little fun. And let's laugh at Dan Orlovsky. Because Dan Orlovsky was on the McAfee Show on ESPN and revealed something, Bone, that feels pretty elementary when it comes to math. That the UConn grad... Did not learn until this week. Listen to Dan Orlowski. Not a good look for Connecticut people. It's not. Listen to Dan Orlowski.
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Speaker 3: Hand to God, true story. Do you guys know what percent, like the word percent, is derived from?
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Speaker 2: Percentile? Percentage?
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Speaker 1: What?
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Speaker 3: But from what? Like how come it's percent?
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Speaker 2: Pizzas.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so Hambo this morning was like, Joe Burrow, his sack rate is 4%. And I said, dumb this down for me. Why, like, no human's going to hear me say that I'm going to make them smarter. He goes, well, what do you mean? I said, what does that actually mean? He goes, well, out of every 100 dropbacks, he's getting sacked four times. And I said, is that really what it is? Like, it's always out of 100.
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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Speaker 3: He's like, per cent. All right, okay.
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Speaker 2: Per centile?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Centennial mark. Cent is 100, yeah, per 100. You're a jackass, dude. I think that sums it up. How can somebody that age that worked in sports and has been hearing, like, he had a completion percentage. Did he not know what his completion percentage meant? Maybe. I don't know. Maybe he should have done the math on the size of end zones. He definitely doesn't know that. I love Wawrowski, but that is.
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Speaker 2: Startling. It really is. Like, when he was told, here's your numbers, your 65% completions. Well, for them, it might have been lower. But anyway, you get the point. He didn't know that that was out of 100 passes? It was per 100?
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Speaker 4: That's... And he's been doing, and he's been studying quarterbacks and football and not just played the game.
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He's a grown person.
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Speaker 4: But like, how does he think all these stats that he knows about and reads about are accumulated? Also begs the question, Mac, what else doesn't he know? I know he doesn't know much about food. I thought his food takes were bad. That one was unbelievable.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, by the way, I need to need to point out on the McAfee beat, Boney, because there's news about McAfee every dang day. A couple of things. Utah apologized to him. Don't really feel like they had to for sending that video out from the official account of the kids having some fun at his expense. They're very upset about it. You call a person corny. You better throw out an apology. That is hurtful. Also, Bone, he told the same show on Monday, told everybody he declined a 60 Minutes interview and he declined all media requests forever.
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Speaker 4: Feels like a guy, Matt, that turns down a lot of opportunities in front of the media.
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Speaker 2: Oh, there was the crazy story from Front Office Sports, though, that says after the Charlie Kirk assassination, because he brought that up the other day and it felt kind of weird and out of place. Front Office Sports says the FBI advised McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest out in public at events after the Charlie Kirk assassination. Which is an insane thing. Were there threats maybe, I guess? I don't know.
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Speaker 4: Yes, they talked about him. There had to be some sort of threat against him that we don't know about, obviously. So all jokes aside. However, I do think that due to all this. He should probably sit out game day for the rest of the year.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man. All right. We also got ESPN news bone because poor Stephen A lost one of his most famous supporters for the Stephen A presidential campaign that he talks about. But we all know will never occur. Charles Barkley said he's out. Oh, Charles Barkley had been a Stephen A for president supporter. Charles Barkley is out. No word on who he will support bone in the presidential race in two years. But Stephen A no longer has his backing. So now Stephen A. Smith is down to no supporters. That was the one. That was the one that he had. Oh, my gosh. How about this one, Bone Man? Brent Brennan is the Arizona head coach. Don't look now, but T-Mac's alma mater is balling, man. They got a big game against Texas Tech. They're 6-1 right now. Ever since the BYU loss, they've been slaughtering people in the Big 12. But this is the cool random crap story. Brent Brennan, after their latest win... walked into a local bar there, Bone, in Tucson, ordered 300 tequila shots, paid the $ 2, 000 tab, and left all within five minutes. Just wanted to buy the fans some tequila and rolled out $ 2, 000 worth of tequila. He also, Bone, bought a Boys and Girls Club 1,000 tickets to an upcoming game. How about this guy? So this is cool stuff, dude. I love when coaches do stuff like this. Yeah, you're right, though.
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Speaker 4: Arizona's been sneaky good this year. There's been a lot of Big 12 teams talked about. They have not been.
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Speaker 2: One of them. No, they deserve a little bit of love, man. Texas Tech better bring it way better than they did against Cincy for this game.
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Speaker 4: How about Panthers beat the Packers, Mac? You walk in a bar and buy 300 shots.
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure I make the same amount of money as Coach, unfortunately, though.
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Speaker 4: I think you would buy maybe somebody one Shirley Temple and then it'd be out.
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Speaker 2: Uh, water's for everybody. That's what I'll do. I use water's for everybody at the Dilworth neighborhood grill as they're putting up the new Panther sign. Oh man. All right. So, uh, do you see what was their sign? Did you see their sign this week? What'd they have up this week? Uh, we got beat so bad. We got taken off a TV. Keep drinking. Keep drink. Oh, keep drinking.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We got to take off because of the direct. I saw it yesterday. My lunch, the direct TV outage. They were spoofing. All right. How about this one? Could you imagine Fitty getting involved in this, Bone? Cody Campbell, you know, the world's most famous booster, speaking of Texas Tech. Cody Campbell has threatened a local sports radio station in Lubbock that Texas Tech will pull all their guests from now until the end of civilization from their sports radio station because he's angry at one of the producers. at the sports radio station in Lubbock. This dude took a run at Cody Campbell. Cody Campbell tweeted out that the loss was unacceptable on Saturday and they have to do better. And the producer quote tweeted him and said, sometimes you just need to learn to shut your mouth and not talk. Oh, And Cody Campbell, of course he probably runs all of Lubbock and half of Texas, did not like it. So, Fitty, is this your next trick, Fitty, ticking off David Tepper or some very rich, powerful person in Charlotte?
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Speaker 5: Well, I did have my run-in with Steve Smith. He called the hotline and told me to keep my name out of his mouth, came into the studio. and addressed me after comments I made about him on the air.
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Speaker 2: So I've had one run in before. Bone, by the way, bone crawled so you could walk in that respect. Yeah. And someone will run. A future person will run. And Steve Smith gets mad at him. Like, Mac, you tell me who you want me to get into a feud with. I don't really want it. And I'll do it. For the sake of the station, I don't. Well, okay. It needs to be somebody that will not hurt the station. Like, it appears like this producer may bone severely hurt the station's programming. I want you to fight Kyle Bailey in the parking lot. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
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Speaker 4: I don't want you to mess up relationships outside of the station, but if someone here took a run at you, we could use that for content.
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Speaker 2: Did you see the very strange text out of nowhere that wanted Bailey and Smitty to fight for charity? Did you see that? Yeah, I don't know what. Where did that come from? They're pretty darn tight.
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Speaker 4: Why?
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Speaker 2: That was a weird one to me. me but for charity though for a good cause.
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Speaker 4: Do we lead the league at strange text we have to and i wonder is that because of the two hosts well.
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Speaker 2: That day that's all i was gonna say i um yeah i feel like i feel like the audience you know they say you start looking like your dog i feel like the audience starts acting like the hosts if i start.
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Speaker 4: Looking like murphy i'm in trouble he's got some jowls man is murphy becoming does murphy's fan following growing like mabel's or is there never going to be another mabel what do you know he he gets more facebook run than mabel got like that face uh people are drawn to that face i just haven't made him uh his own Twitter page or anything like that yet.
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Speaker 2: So that's the next step.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Did you see the text we got? Should I do that? I probably should. Did you see the next text, the text we got yesterday about you and Kirk Herbstreet? No. Somebody says, who does a better job marketing their dogs, Herbstreet or Bone? Oh, Herbstreet's got his dogs on commercials. Multiple commercials, dude. That's the next level for you. and Murph, dude. That's it, man.
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Speaker 4: No, he's got the ability to— To be a big star. I'm kind of easing him into the star life.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. More videos of his shenanigans could go over well. He's got some big footsteps to follow. That is true.
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Speaker 4: He had a video yesterday I didn't post yet where he had at the dog park just both sides of his mouth, shoestring slobber all the way to the ground.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you got to love that. You got to love that. Both shoestrings. And I'm thinking to myself, is this gross to post or not? I don't know. Maybe I should have posted it. That's what you have to do. Like with Mabel, you just marketed her. I mean, she was just so loveable.
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Speaker 4: I kind of crafted her personality a little bit because she didn't really do a whole lot of stuff. So I kind of had to take photos of her when she wasn't looking and do various stuff. Murphy's his own dude, man. There you go, man.
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Speaker 2: Yesterday I took him.
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Speaker 4: To the vet and he immediately walked behind the counter of the vet and stood up on his paws like he was working there.
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Speaker 2: While they were working. And I was like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. He thinks he works here. I'm telling you, you and Herbie need to teach dog marketing 101 to people, man. That could be a thing for you. Herbie's got Peter more advanced right now than Murphy is. Slightly. That sounded weird if you cut that off.
Speaker 1: Random creps, random creps. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random, random crap. Random crap. Random crap.
00:00:19
Speaker 2: What the deuce? Oh, crap. Oh, crap. We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper. They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen City's favorite born in tandem. Mac and Bone. Random crap.
00:00:33
Speaker 1: Mac and Bone.
00:00:42
Speaker 2: And it is time for a little random crap. Let's have a little bit of fun. Coming up at 8 o'clock, and I'm not sure y'all are ready for this. It's a day early because of a Thursday night game, and I don't know if y'all are ready. The victory formula to beat the Packers coming up at 8 o'clock. How do we bounce back? Which we have this tendency to do and get a huge win again in Green Bay. But right now, let's stay calm and cool. Let's have a little fun. And let's laugh at Dan Orlovsky. Because Dan Orlovsky was on the McAfee Show on ESPN and revealed something, Bone, that feels pretty elementary when it comes to math. That the UConn grad... Did not learn until this week. Listen to Dan Orlowski. Not a good look for Connecticut people. It's not. Listen to Dan Orlowski.
00:01:27
Speaker 3: Hand to God, true story. Do you guys know what percent, like the word percent, is derived from?
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Speaker 2: Percentile? Percentage?
00:01:36
Speaker 1: What?
00:01:37
Speaker 3: But from what? Like how come it's percent?
00:01:41
Speaker 2: Pizzas.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so Hambo this morning was like, Joe Burrow, his sack rate is 4%. And I said, dumb this down for me. Why, like, no human's going to hear me say that I'm going to make them smarter. He goes, well, what do you mean? I said, what does that actually mean? He goes, well, out of every 100 dropbacks, he's getting sacked four times. And I said, is that really what it is? Like, it's always out of 100.
00:02:06
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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Speaker 3: He's like, per cent. All right, okay.
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Speaker 2: Per centile?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Centennial mark. Cent is 100, yeah, per 100. You're a jackass, dude. I think that sums it up. How can somebody that age that worked in sports and has been hearing, like, he had a completion percentage. Did he not know what his completion percentage meant? Maybe. I don't know. Maybe he should have done the math on the size of end zones. He definitely doesn't know that. I love Wawrowski, but that is.
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Speaker 2: Startling. It really is. Like, when he was told, here's your numbers, your 65% completions. Well, for them, it might have been lower. But anyway, you get the point. He didn't know that that was out of 100 passes? It was per 100?
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Speaker 4: That's... And he's been doing, and he's been studying quarterbacks and football and not just played the game.
00:03:02
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He's a grown person.
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Speaker 4: But like, how does he think all these stats that he knows about and reads about are accumulated? Also begs the question, Mac, what else doesn't he know? I know he doesn't know much about food. I thought his food takes were bad. That one was unbelievable.
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Speaker 2: Anyway, by the way, I need to need to point out on the McAfee beat, Boney, because there's news about McAfee every dang day. A couple of things. Utah apologized to him. Don't really feel like they had to for sending that video out from the official account of the kids having some fun at his expense. They're very upset about it. You call a person corny. You better throw out an apology. That is hurtful. Also, Bone, he told the same show on Monday, told everybody he declined a 60 Minutes interview and he declined all media requests forever.
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Speaker 4: Feels like a guy, Matt, that turns down a lot of opportunities in front of the media.
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Speaker 2: Oh, there was the crazy story from Front Office Sports, though, that says after the Charlie Kirk assassination, because he brought that up the other day and it felt kind of weird and out of place. Front Office Sports says the FBI advised McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest out in public at events after the Charlie Kirk assassination. Which is an insane thing. Were there threats maybe, I guess? I don't know.
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Speaker 4: Yes, they talked about him. There had to be some sort of threat against him that we don't know about, obviously. So all jokes aside. However, I do think that due to all this. He should probably sit out game day for the rest of the year.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man. All right. We also got ESPN news bone because poor Stephen A lost one of his most famous supporters for the Stephen A presidential campaign that he talks about. But we all know will never occur. Charles Barkley said he's out. Oh, Charles Barkley had been a Stephen A for president supporter. Charles Barkley is out. No word on who he will support bone in the presidential race in two years. But Stephen A no longer has his backing. So now Stephen A. Smith is down to no supporters. That was the one. That was the one that he had. Oh, my gosh. How about this one, Bone Man? Brent Brennan is the Arizona head coach. Don't look now, but T-Mac's alma mater is balling, man. They got a big game against Texas Tech. They're 6-1 right now. Ever since the BYU loss, they've been slaughtering people in the Big 12. But this is the cool random crap story. Brent Brennan, after their latest win... walked into a local bar there, Bone, in Tucson, ordered 300 tequila shots, paid the $ 2, 000 tab, and left all within five minutes. Just wanted to buy the fans some tequila and rolled out $ 2, 000 worth of tequila. He also, Bone, bought a Boys and Girls Club 1,000 tickets to an upcoming game. How about this guy? So this is cool stuff, dude. I love when coaches do stuff like this. Yeah, you're right, though.
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Speaker 4: Arizona's been sneaky good this year. There's been a lot of Big 12 teams talked about. They have not been.
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Speaker 2: One of them. No, they deserve a little bit of love, man. Texas Tech better bring it way better than they did against Cincy for this game.
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Speaker 4: How about Panthers beat the Packers, Mac? You walk in a bar and buy 300 shots.
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Speaker 2: I'm not sure I make the same amount of money as Coach, unfortunately, though.
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Speaker 4: I think you would buy maybe somebody one Shirley Temple and then it'd be out.
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Speaker 2: Uh, water's for everybody. That's what I'll do. I use water's for everybody at the Dilworth neighborhood grill as they're putting up the new Panther sign. Oh man. All right. So, uh, do you see what was their sign? Did you see their sign this week? What'd they have up this week? Uh, we got beat so bad. We got taken off a TV. Keep drinking. Keep drink. Oh, keep drinking.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: We got to take off because of the direct. I saw it yesterday. My lunch, the direct TV outage. They were spoofing. All right. How about this one? Could you imagine Fitty getting involved in this, Bone? Cody Campbell, you know, the world's most famous booster, speaking of Texas Tech. Cody Campbell has threatened a local sports radio station in Lubbock that Texas Tech will pull all their guests from now until the end of civilization from their sports radio station because he's angry at one of the producers. at the sports radio station in Lubbock. This dude took a run at Cody Campbell. Cody Campbell tweeted out that the loss was unacceptable on Saturday and they have to do better. And the producer quote tweeted him and said, sometimes you just need to learn to shut your mouth and not talk. Oh, And Cody Campbell, of course he probably runs all of Lubbock and half of Texas, did not like it. So, Fitty, is this your next trick, Fitty, ticking off David Tepper or some very rich, powerful person in Charlotte?
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Speaker 5: Well, I did have my run-in with Steve Smith. He called the hotline and told me to keep my name out of his mouth, came into the studio. and addressed me after comments I made about him on the air.
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Speaker 2: So I've had one run in before. Bone, by the way, bone crawled so you could walk in that respect. Yeah. And someone will run. A future person will run. And Steve Smith gets mad at him. Like, Mac, you tell me who you want me to get into a feud with. I don't really want it. And I'll do it. For the sake of the station, I don't. Well, okay. It needs to be somebody that will not hurt the station. Like, it appears like this producer may bone severely hurt the station's programming. I want you to fight Kyle Bailey in the parking lot. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
00:08:37
Speaker 4: I don't want you to mess up relationships outside of the station, but if someone here took a run at you, we could use that for content.
00:08:44
Speaker 2: Did you see the very strange text out of nowhere that wanted Bailey and Smitty to fight for charity? Did you see that? Yeah, I don't know what. Where did that come from? They're pretty darn tight.
00:08:58
Speaker 4: Why?
00:08:58
Speaker 2: That was a weird one to me. me but for charity though for a good cause.
00:09:02
Speaker 4: Do we lead the league at strange text we have to and i wonder is that because of the two hosts well.
00:09:07
Speaker 2: That day that's all i was gonna say i um yeah i feel like i feel like the audience you know they say you start looking like your dog i feel like the audience starts acting like the hosts if i start.
00:09:20
Speaker 4: Looking like murphy i'm in trouble he's got some jowls man is murphy becoming does murphy's fan following growing like mabel's or is there never going to be another mabel what do you know he he gets more facebook run than mabel got like that face uh people are drawn to that face i just haven't made him uh his own Twitter page or anything like that yet.
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Speaker 2: So that's the next step.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Did you see the text we got? Should I do that? I probably should. Did you see the next text, the text we got yesterday about you and Kirk Herbstreet? No. Somebody says, who does a better job marketing their dogs, Herbstreet or Bone? Oh, Herbstreet's got his dogs on commercials. Multiple commercials, dude. That's the next level for you. and Murph, dude. That's it, man.
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Speaker 4: No, he's got the ability to— To be a big star. I'm kind of easing him into the star life.
00:10:10
Speaker 2: Yeah. More videos of his shenanigans could go over well. He's got some big footsteps to follow. That is true.
00:10:15
Speaker 4: He had a video yesterday I didn't post yet where he had at the dog park just both sides of his mouth, shoestring slobber all the way to the ground.
00:10:24
Speaker 2: Oh, you got to love that. You got to love that. Both shoestrings. And I'm thinking to myself, is this gross to post or not? I don't know. Maybe I should have posted it. That's what you have to do. Like with Mabel, you just marketed her. I mean, she was just so loveable.
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Speaker 4: I kind of crafted her personality a little bit because she didn't really do a whole lot of stuff. So I kind of had to take photos of her when she wasn't looking and do various stuff. Murphy's his own dude, man. There you go, man.
00:10:54
Speaker 2: Yesterday I took him.
00:10:55
Speaker 4: To the vet and he immediately walked behind the counter of the vet and stood up on his paws like he was working there.
00:11:02
Speaker 2: While they were working. And I was like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. He thinks he works here. I'm telling you, you and Herbie need to teach dog marketing 101 to people, man. That could be a thing for you. Herbie's got Peter more advanced right now than Murphy is. Slightly. That sounded weird if you cut that off.
