Brandon Hackett and Barrett

Proud mother of 3, Martha Climpton (Alexa MacKell), returns from vacation to find her landscaper dead in the pool. She talks about the pool chemist priest, her indoor son, and the Church of the Muppets. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Dean Stauchveil (Paul Bates) is still covered head to toe in the blood of a fellow protestor at their construction site boycott. He talks about the preserve market, the current pit, Vincent D’Onofrio, and Teddy Roosebelt steamrolls in. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

UPS driver Fleabag McSkinnims (Malik Powell) finds another dead in the back of his truck along his Front St. route. Together with The Pres, they talk about driving into the sun and the drunk Italian snowman, on the tragic day Fleabag put his car in stop. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network

Ethel Frederickson Decimal (Laura Del Maschio), of the Dewey Decimal system dynasty, is part of a knitting club. But tragedy strikes when Marjorie Appel, another member of the group, is found murdered. Whether it be the party bus, the elevator to hell, or the Pool Keeper, the boys try to sort thro…