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Hi, this is Michelle Chunkyard Barbie and welcome to my
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Junkyard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and
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here's my co host Rich.
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What's happening you?
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What you wanna do? That's your song? I know because
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you're a bad boy. So this is the first time
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you're listening. I own a nine acre completely pullet yard
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filled with the cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles, melers, boats, and
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much much more. Check out my website Chunkyard Barbie dot com.
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I am located in Marsville, Pennsylvania, open seven days a week.
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I also buy any conditioned vehicles of days a week.
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We can either pick it up or you can drop
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it off or the jeep yard starting to really it's
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good kick, Yeah, pretty excited.
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Totally separate. It's in the same yard, but he's in
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a separate section jeeps.
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And I'll tell you what.
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It's fucking cold is ship out there?
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No kidding, But I'm stripping tomorrow actually a next day,
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and I'm going to film it so that people can see.
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I'm going to take the hood off, the doors, both seats, okay,
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so and then time laps it.
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So it's going to be pretty cool because it's really
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fucking cold.
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You should put it to music.
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The guy that's going to be filming it, he said
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he would. He's amazing at this stuff. He's he's been
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so great helping me.
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Is name.
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I'm going to give Ron shout out, Erickson a shout out.
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He's the one with the Hurst that you talked to, Yeah,
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with the with the pities. So anyway, so check that out. Also,
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you'll see on the tabs all my social media give
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me a review, like do anything you want to do.
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And also there's a tab at the top and it
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shows you about the animal charities that I'm into, and
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on that we are going to listen to my little commercial. Hi,
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this is Michelle Junkyar Barbie. Are you looking for our
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fiery friend who needs a forever home? Right here in Oazy,
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local animal rescues are filled with lovable pets waiting for you.
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Dogs, cats, all.
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With hearts as big as their paws, ready to bring
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joy to your life. By adopting our fostering, you're not
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just getting a pet, You're saving a life. Every adoption
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helps make room for another animal I need. If you
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can't adopt right now, you can still make a huge
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difference by donating, fostering, or volunteering at your local shelter. Together,
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we can ensure every animal finds a loving home. Visit
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your local animal rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
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share people's posts. Be a hero for those who need
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it most. Your new best friend is waiting. Also, I
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like to add in there, please spay, please, newter, please microchip.
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And I've got to say this last time. If you're
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going to go to a shelter, please go to the
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euthanize list first or the longest residence.
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Yes. And I want to say this. This is your
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first time listening staring a commercial. You heard different stuff.
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Michelle don't have any fingers, so she's trying to work
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the board with her knuckles. So I don't want to
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lose it. Not none of this.
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Listen anybody, He lies, He tells freaking story.
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Okay, Mike calling me Nubby.
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Where her thumbs are?
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Are?
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Actually she had her toes put there.
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Oh my gosh.
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Listen.
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This is what we're gonna do though, Okay, smart ass,
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We're going to make a phone call. This is our
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second show in two thousand with my toes.
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That's a fetish.
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Wait.
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I want to talk about this mold.
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Hold on, We've gotta called karaoke kick.
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If you don't answer, we're going right into it.
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You know what.
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Let's hear his r oh ship. Hold on, hold on, listen,
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hold on, yes exactly.
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Oh sh.
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Fucking new Year, y'all.
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Yeah, Happy New Year. Taste the biscuits. You see what
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I'm dealing with.
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Man, you know what fucking five foot want and crazy?
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I know I'm five, by the way, Jesus ChRI going on.
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Happy New Year? Whatever I mean, Happy New Year?
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Come on you a rick man.
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I guess I guess the Holliy has been fucking nutty
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because like it shut everything down, Like we couldn't do this.
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We couldn't. You guys would call me. I couldn't bitch
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about nothing, Nah, we couldn't.
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My constant complaint is distracted motherfuckers, distracted fucking drivers.
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Give it.
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I drove the Hershey today.
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I drove the fucking Hirshey and back, and every motherfucker
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I pasted on Turnpike his own their goddamn phone, Like,
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what what is so interesting on you?
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Jergging off? Driving down the road.
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What the fuck are you looking at this that interesting?
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You're gonna put your life in my life, in fucking
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thousands of other people's lives risks because you want to
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be on your fucking phone.
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That's that's right. Listen, like the snow, you see.
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People off the fucking rod. What's the matter?
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You couldn't text and driving the snow. You probably can't
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drive in the fucking sunshine, dumb fuck.
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That's aw.
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Come on, so you've had rants? We because of the holidays, yes,
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we like you know, took a little break and stuff,
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but we beat Yeah, so come on, you've got a
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lots of ranch at Christmas?
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What about New Year's? Would you do for New Year's?
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You want to truthfully know what I did for New Years?
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I sat on my couch with d why watch fucking
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nothing on TV, watching my nineteen year old daughter fucking
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put together a photocollage, and at like eleven thirty I
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turned on the I put on like like a regular
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TV so I could watch that stupid fucking ball drop,
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and then I was like fuck it.
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On the bit was just another day.
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I watched my great my long ball and if I'm
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being real, Christmas Day was great.
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But oh that's nice.
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No, that's good, that's cool. No, you know what I
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did Christmas dinners?
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I bet my son which one Christopher, me.
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And him bet all the time. My sister goes over
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and my other sons with the cookie monster. Yeah, they
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all go over in my older son's house. So I
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get my younger son outside. I said, listen, as we're
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carrying gifts in from their car, I said, I'll bet
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you another dollar. My fat sister's sitting there eating before
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we get.
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In this door.
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Cookie monster.
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Sure enough, she had everybody's bringing gifts in. She's sitting
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down at the table. What a plate is?
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What?
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Yes? M yeah, her head is the size of a Uh,
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she should go to doctors, not that fa Listen, did
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you ever watch that show Doctor pimple Popper. That's her
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fucking head.
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Ironically enough, I actually saw that ship like Christmas Eve
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at the wife at the wife dad's house, and you're like,
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we watched this.
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I'm like, what the are you? You know what?
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It's crazy, but it's it's cool to look at.
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I know it's I don't know, because watch it and
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watch it in three D with then three D glass on.
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It's it's like watching It's like it's like getting sperm
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in your face. Yeah, that.
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Get close. You don't you don't have hold on speaking
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of that, do you? You don't have anything more to say?
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I mean, come on, how many? How many weeks have
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we not talked to them?
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Three?
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Yeah?
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Like you know, things have been calm, Like I switched
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positions at my job. I work at a different chopmail,
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So I'm not it's all that used to be.
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Okay, well what that's not good? That's not good.
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Ship.
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I'm happy.
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I don't want nobody happy in his shop about that?
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Fuck you you weren't happy.
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You wouldn't happy. Go to church, get the candle.
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I'll show you happy.
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Say hello to my little friend, motherfucker.
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Oh my god, No, all right, you could try. All right,
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let's try.
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Let's try, because I know that Mark, Oh my god,
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Mark is excited. Listen, we're just doing quick ones. Okay,
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all right, we're not even gonna you know what I mean,
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We're gonna be like, oh hey, how you doing, and
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then just quick fucking hang up because we haven't done this.
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Listen. He has to have his hip hop radio on.
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No listen, he's already short enough, take more of his phone, nail.
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He's four foot shot.
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Oh my god, I knew we're gonna call. He's not answering,
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and I have his kene.
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No, do you really smack the ship out of him?
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Listen when I give it back to them, I'm cutting
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it in half.
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He's there.
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You go walk with this fucking midget.
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He's not answering.
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Guess what?
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Fuck you?
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Whoof man?
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Are you? So?
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Tell me about this sud this moment and listen, listen, listen.
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I can't. I don't go to Turkey Hill. No more
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on before I come here.
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Yeah, because you got.
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Stuff. I had this woman's crotch half hanging in my
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cup of soup. I'm gonna get the fuck out. So
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I go to wah Wah. Right, I was like, you
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know what I'm playing. I'm I'm playing it safe today.
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I go in the wah wah and I get a
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cup of coffee. It's all I did. Good thing Because
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I'm standing behind this woman and she looks normal from
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the back. She got a hat on a bee. I'm like,
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all right, she looks normal.
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I got the heck up, right.
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So she pays, whips out her four coupons whatever. You
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know what I mean? Okay, so of course you're three dollars, right,
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she turns around more.
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Buy me.
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Listen? I want what the fuck she's Yes, she had
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a mole on her top lip to the corner. Now,
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what I wanted to ask her was, do you take
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that thing to the barber?
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Hold on?
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How big was it?
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Big enough to have more hair than my Saint Bernard's.
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I have a question.
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Hold on, I have a question. What hold on for
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a second.
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Hold on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, oh but
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I I you know, I want to ask you.
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You can permit for that?
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Put a leash on?
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How big was it?
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It was big enough where it went like underneath her?
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Was it like?
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Let me you know how like Lemmy from Motorhead had
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that huge mole.
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Yeah, it was on top of her lip, though.
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Like, oh gosh, I don't know why to get rid
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of it.
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I don't think he can hold on unless it was
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zap Finanien. The hair went like on her top lip.
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You know what I mean? If I had ordered something
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to eat at that point, I think I would have left,
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but I would listen when I was leaving.
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I was.
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No she was a customer.
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I was checking my coffee for hair. Okay. When I
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got my truck, I'm like, god, no, I had my
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flash light out. I'm scrolling around like if one of
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these fucking pieces wolf into my cup, I'm going to
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have a stroke. But yeah, this this thing, you know,
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her mom needed a flea collar. I'm like, what the
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fuck is going on here? So I'm like, no, man,
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this this I should have walked up like ask first,
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you know what I mean.
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And just didn't even go to these stores.
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Na, I can't.
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I can't.
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I'm am I gonna to order uber to get a
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cup of coffee.
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I can't.
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I'm like, come on, man, I just they can't.
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Oh my god, it was hideous.
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I was.
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I was taking a back. Let me say.
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That is just I mean, I'm like, no, I don't
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even know what to say.
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My had my head itches because I'm like.
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No, way, it was bad. It was bad. I was
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you go to the barber shop get that ship, guys.
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I mean, that is just nasty. She had like a
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quarter of a mustache, that's how big it was. I'm like, listen,
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it was in a corner of her mouth.
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The hair.
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I'm like, m M, no, dude.
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So listen, you meet so many different people. Yeah, that
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that that guy and is like a little white you
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know whatever with his hair.
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Can you help me do money?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, I put air and then you're eating the meatball sandwich.
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Then you got fuba and then you guys, now you got.
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The don't what to do.
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It's crazy.
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I'm going to put the darkest sunglasses I can find
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one with a cane, and I'm just going to start
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hitting people that in front of me. Oh, excuse me,
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excuse me, so I don't have to look at none
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of these motherfuckers. I want to stick you know, I
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mean unfolded on one so they can hear a click
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open and I'll be like, excuse me, just please please,
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I gotta get through this. My car's running, you know
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what I mean?
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You know what there was?
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There was a movie, not a not a movie. It's
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a show. Gosh, I watched it. Oh I love it.
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Real tall, blond, real pretty. She was blind and that's
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what she did. There was this long line and she's
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excuse me, excuse me. She to the front of the line.
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Can I have this to people like they were there?
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Yeah, just start working them. I gotta look at the
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funk out of I'm gonna get out.
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See, that's just every time you go there. And I
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don't know why this was wa I went to do
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you wait before you got here?
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Why do you do that?
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When I make the best coffee? You even say I
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make the best coffee? No, you do, And tell me
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about my piscottis.
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Your boyfriend can tell you about your Piscatti's.
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He loves them, I say, he loves them.
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But your cookies are good.
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You're such an you wouldn't even know that anyway.
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By the way, we're not listen. I'm not talking about
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your claim. I'm talking about that that is so gross.
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Listen, tell me that those are not the best cookies.
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Yes they are.
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Yeah, are you know what I do?
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I give them to people and then I do this,
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you have to eat them because I like to watch
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people's faces.
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Here's a cookie, you got to eat it?
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Got it?
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No?
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But it's like it's an Italian thing.
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I don't know, like when I make something like that,
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like I want to see, Like I sit there and
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I'm like, it's it good.
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They don't say anything.
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They eat, And then I like watching when the homeless
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I give them a prepslice to eat it, eat it best.
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You ain't selling it teeth.
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I got cheethe, so I got a story for you.
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This is how fucking fucked up people are.
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Okay, my guys are out yesterday in in my chalk,
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I steak body, pick a part on it, Junkyard Barbie,
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and they're in Jersey. They're ride in the ride. I
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always tell them, staying your own lane, no matter what
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the fuck happens, ride your ride.
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Don't.
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This woman tries to. I don't know what the fuck
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she was doing, but anyway, they have to stop. It's
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a whole big thing, long and short. The chick calls
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the cop, there's nothing that my guys did nothing. She
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said that they hit them. They didn't.
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She's trying to get money, earn her hold on. I
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want to say some more shit though. Her mother fucking
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dou's cut.
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Here's what happens. Okay, comes out. She got six kids
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in the car. She's happen yeah, in Jersey somewhere and
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playing all this bullshit. The cop comes. The cop basically said,
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there's nothing we did not. He did not hit your car.
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You're the one that came over, not him. You know
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you're trying to play your thing. You scraped your tire
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or you're on the on the curb. Okay, there's nothing there.
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They didn't do anything. Whole nine yards da da da da,
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she's you know, yeah, she's going off. Okay.
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I then find out that she called my yard towards
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the end of the day.
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Kimmy answered, Now, Kimmy didn't know much because my guy
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called me and he goes, ah, Michelle, it's the police
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calls me, Mama, Mama, got the police again. Anytime anything happens,
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I always get the phone call. So I was like, okay, fine,
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you know, I stayed on the phone with them. I
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herd what the cops said, everything, They're good. He's done.
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Woman calls Kimmy hands it over to my brother.
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The woman was irate and threatened my brother seeing whatever
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she said, which I'm not going to say.
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He said, fine, do whatever.
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I'm at home now after I left, right and I'm
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going through it, and all of a sudden, I say
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I got a review one star. I looked down. I'm like, okay,
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the fuck. Then I look down again, another one star
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from a different person. Again, another one star yes, and
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another one star yeah. So I said really. So now
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I'm not putting it together because I don't know what
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the woman's name is until the next day. So I
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started to look on Facebook. Could I find this person?
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The two you can't even find them. But when I
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looked at the one, none of them had done any reviews.
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And the one girl that did review, okay, all she
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did is write shitty shit about people. So but she
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was specific about everyone but me, okay, because she had
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never been there. And like you said, you fucking idiots,
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you all have three hours. So what they did was
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they hit all at the same time, like stud not.
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So what I did was disputed. Then I called Joan,
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you know Joan from Media Explosion, who does amazing websites people.
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If you want to do with anything, she's the one,
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and she got on it whole nine yards disputed it.
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She wrote something up for me.
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Now I got to post it everywhere good so that
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people can give me more reviews because she took my
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four point five reading and put it to four point four.
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And I got a car today. I did absolutely nothing,
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and there was a car. I actually got a car
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today from a guy that came in that said, I
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read your Google reviews and he had great reviews, so
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something like that is just absolute.
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Of course she's trying to your money exactly.
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Well, hold on, you want to hear what happen, stupid cunt.
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We get the police report, right, I wish I had it.
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I should read it. She has a d UI in Philadelphia.
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They were in Jersey, so they couldn't fucking arrest her.
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Yeah right, you fucking.
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One charge doesn't carry over. I'm like there to hear
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or hear.
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Oh, you know, like you said, she's looking for money,
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you know, and now you're harassing me.
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Of course she harassed me. Well she probably has to
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pay for attorney in Philly for the d UI.
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Well maybe we should have her come to Philly and
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set her up. Now she's gonna she's gonna get her.
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It's a real shame though, do you know what I'm
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trying to say.
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It's kind of like you have nothing.
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Here's here and I'm going to get one. It's the
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dash cans.
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Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
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If you have a cam when they do any of
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that ship comes up. Yeah, and now they're not big,
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they're very small, you know what I mean? You know
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you put them up on the dash you can't really
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see them, so when they do this dumb ship, you
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can just start laughing cops and then yeah, you just
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show them the dashcam footage.
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You know what.
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I'd like that, especially for the for the company vehicle,
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because people do see that like, oh look we're.
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Gonna well no, only that that will lower your insurance rates.
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So oh yeah, that's true too.
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I mean it takes the liability right right off for you.
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Yeah.
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Well it was really It's really funny too because.
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So yeah, you know what I mean.
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And it was crazy because now I remember when I
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got busted, not busted, I got pulled over what two
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years ago? Two three years ago? I'm going down from Trenton.
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What is that.
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One?
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No, I don't know whatever.
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I'm flying down and all of a sudden I get
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pulled over by a stay trooper.
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Then another one, then another one, like on the highway.
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I'm like, but the like serious, like fucking seriously, I go,
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what do you think I got my fucking kitty kaboodles
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fucking not?
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Yeah, like the heroine get the fuck out of here.
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No, you know what it was?
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It was that there was a woman that pulled me over,
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a police officer, so what.
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She couldn't handle it on her own fucking tool bags anyway,
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So I didn't get in trouble.
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But the thing is, I did have a warm rest
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in PA.
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But I was in Jersey. Okay, now I understand because
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everyone's like, how the fuck did you not get arrested? Okay,
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it works, And my my wasn't a DUI. Mine was
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something stupid, yeah, but ridiculous.
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I told him they pulled They pulled my wife over.
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She was going to work. She did nothing wrong in
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the in the truck, yes, yep, and they pulled her over.
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I remember that, and they took the truck, didn't I know.
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She was going to the groom shop, so they in
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her jeep. So she they pulled her over. They didn't
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ask for and he said any paid work, And they said,
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you know why he pulled you over? And she said no,
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why there's a warrn out for your husband's a rush, So.
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What the fuck does that have to do with her?
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Nothing?
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That's what I mean.
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Like, she gets to work and calls me, I said,
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not a ring? Which township? So I went there, Oh
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good you? And I gave him my drivers. I said,
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I understand there's a warning out for my rush. Yeah,
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I'm here to turn myself in. And they were like,
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I'm hold on, there's nothing here. I said, can you
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tell me why your officer pulled my wife over and
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said there's a worn out for my arrest? What they say, No,
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I can't. I said, well, how about you call him
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in here and let him see I'm standing here. That's bullshit,
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rich Oh no, no, we can't do that. He's busy.
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I'm like the funk he's busy.
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I said, give my license.
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Back, man, Yeah, you gotta be kidding me.
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Just listen. That's just what they do.
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Yeah, you know what, they can go funk off seriously,
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because you know what, let me tell you something.
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Some state.
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It's just like any cop. You got good ones and
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you got bad ones. Like I'll tell you which is
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a bad one.
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Oh my goodness, penis pump, penis.
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Pump, pump, pump, pump pump.
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Dude, that is so awesome.
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So that was awesome.
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Oh my gosh, what on?
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But I.
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Mean that was fucking awesome.
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Dude.
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That's it. That's it. That's our new song.
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Oh my gosh.
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Well we haven't mentioned him. So I'm sitting with somebody.
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What are you doing for Christmas?
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I was talking with somebody.
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What the fuck?
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I just want to say, I said, every time I
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say it, I.
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Know, you know the pump.
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00:26:46.920 --> 00:26:50.079
So I didn't realize I went like the pup. So
501
00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:52.640
every time I talked down, they're like, we love that.
502
00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:54.000
You're like, yeah, and.
503
00:26:56.880 --> 00:26:59.039
Imagine what's going on down at that house.
504
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:01.039
Dude, we're fucked up.
505
00:27:01.400 --> 00:27:03.119
I bet you got a lot of fix a flat.
506
00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:11.680
It's like, yeah, you know, yeah, you think we should
507
00:27:11.720 --> 00:27:12.799
try and call somebody?
508
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:19.839
Ah, it's your Do you think she'd answer if we
509
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:24.319
called her? You could try Let's try never we've never
510
00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:25.119
done it before.
511
00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:25.880
Let's try it.
512
00:27:26.440 --> 00:27:27.759
And then we're just gonna do what.
513
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:28.480
We usually do.
514
00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:30.119
Hmm.
515
00:27:31.240 --> 00:27:34.680
I met a lot of people too. I met a
516
00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:36.079
lot of people in the last week.
517
00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:39.119
It's really funny, though, I have to I have to
518
00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:41.839
tell you sometimes people talk too much.
519
00:27:42.319 --> 00:27:43.240
So I was down.
520
00:27:43.160 --> 00:27:48.000
Somewhere and uh, they're like, yo, two days ago, Oh,
521
00:27:48.119 --> 00:27:49.359
you're in the neighborhood, you know.
522
00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:52.839
And I said, I'm slumming.
523
00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:55.720
Right because the best neighborhood.
524
00:27:56.200 --> 00:27:59.559
They're like, and I said, I'm going, you know, right here,
525
00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:04.279
and it goes yeah, and he said he said, yeah,
526
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:06.559
I'm not too far to him. So I didn't say anything,
527
00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:10.200
and I'm like, oh, oh, you know, okay, and you
528
00:28:10.279 --> 00:28:15.319
know what's up. And he was just like, well, you know,
529
00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:17.640
I said, well business wise, He's like, you know, he
530
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:21.279
I said, business is business, do you know what I mean?
531
00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:25.480
So he was like, oh, okay, hold on, let me
532
00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:31.920
see if she answers come on.
533
00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:36.640
Usually sleeping now, she's not gonna answer because she knows
534
00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:39.200
that you're here and doing the show or doing the show.
535
00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:50.279
Fucking bitch, Rich, I can't witch, don't make fun of
536
00:28:50.359 --> 00:28:50.799
that kid.
537
00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:53.920
Please leave your message for bitch.
538
00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:57.599
That's it.
539
00:28:58.400 --> 00:29:00.559
Damn that's it anyway.
540
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:03.039
So the guy should have. So he said what he said,
541
00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:10.799
and I go, oh really, I go, hmmm, oh yeah, okay,
542
00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:16.880
listen you should You shouldn't know. Sometimes you just keep
543
00:29:16.920 --> 00:29:17.640
your mouth shut.
544
00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:22.880
I like to go. Listen. We got to get the
545
00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:27.559
Homeless game up and running. Okay, Homeless dating game. We
546
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:28.319
got some stuff.
547
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:34.039
Bang listen, listen over the spin, Medilda.
548
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:35.920
We gotta get Cindy back in here.
549
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:44.960
Yes and Carb Carbo, Christy, Chrissy her she dude, so
550
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:49.240
everybody knows she was what in a rehab home or
551
00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:50.599
orf Way house.
552
00:29:50.680 --> 00:29:51.599
But guess what she did.
553
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:53.480
She moved out.
554
00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:55.880
She's into her own place.
555
00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:01.039
Now she's got her she's in a sober house.
556
00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:05.319
Does she need a collection of boxes? Is she? That's
557
00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:06.319
what I'm trying to find out.
558
00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:16.200
Hey, hey, listen, right listen. Taste the biscuit. Taste the
559
00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:19.559
goodness got me on the show, right.
560
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:25.160
The honey shows got me on the motherfucking show.
561
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:29.480
Right now, Rich, that's going on, I Rich, listen, how
562
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:30.640
are you good?
563
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:30.880
What?
564
00:30:31.319 --> 00:30:34.000
So when you Atlantic City trip, did you get any cock?
565
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:39.599
Oh? My god, you're talking about Atlantic City, Michelle.
566
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:46.000
Listen, now you didn't even get I didn't get any God,
567
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:47.440
that's fucking terrible.
568
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:50.519
You know what got dirty dick anywhere? I didn't want
569
00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:51.799
to listen.
570
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:54.319
You get arrested, the cops will give you something.
571
00:30:57.480 --> 00:30:57.839
Christy.
572
00:30:58.119 --> 00:31:01.960
No, no, Apparently, apparently when he smokes the crack, he
573
00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:04.240
gets really like freaked nasty.
574
00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:07.079
And he told me he took it in the ass
575
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:09.799
one time and he liked it. And then he told
576
00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:13.359
me he like sings in his asshole, and he's taking
577
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:14.799
hot dogs in his asshole.
578
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:22.359
Hot dogs. At that point, at that point, I would
579
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:24.160
have got a traffic cone and say see if you
580
00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:25.160
can fit this up there.
581
00:31:28.480 --> 00:31:32.039
Whatever. Yeah, that's the kind of ment I get.
582
00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:45.759
Jest. At least the hot dog was warm. Was it
583
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:53.759
plump when you cook it down? Oh my god Jesus.
584
00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:02.359
Yeah, my daughter says, I gotta stop telling people like
585
00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:04.240
that story like matter of factly, like.
586
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:08.000
Saying conversations.
587
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:10.200
What are we talking about?
588
00:32:10.319 --> 00:32:12.279
I think it's funny about Dominic.
589
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:14.839
We're talking about Dominic sticking hot dogs in his ass.
590
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:18.240
That that piece of trash ship that's awesome.
591
00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:20.000
Why don't you tell everybody?
592
00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:23.640
I see now, if I had known that, I would said, yo,
593
00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:29.359
pop one out, here's a bun I want. I want chocolate.
594
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:31.920
Can you imagine being that.
595
00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:36.319
Like and just to be like, oh, looking at the
596
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:38.640
hot dogs saying, let me stick that hot book in
597
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:39.000
my ass.
598
00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:40.559
Yeah, that's I have a question.
599
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:42.359
Now, you don't look at it like food.
600
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:44.480
Was it frozenyeh?
601
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:44.880
There you go.
602
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:47.680
That's interesting.
603
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:50.160
He was. He was cracking up lift and telling me
604
00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:52.480
about it like I'm supposed to. He's lying.
605
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:55.279
He it wasn't a hot dog. It was someone's dish,
606
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:56.440
probably a sausage.
607
00:32:56.799 --> 00:32:59.599
Well, he already had the dick in there, said.
608
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:02.400
That that's why he likes it. He's like all into it.
609
00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:04.400
Never he walks around.
610
00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:07.200
He walks now, he walks around naked all the time,
611
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:10.480
putting vasilin on his thing and then putting freaking e
612
00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:11.599
condom on top of it.
613
00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:13.359
Sarah Won's is born.
614
00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:17.039
You know my laptop because he's so fucked up. That's anyway,
615
00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:20.279
let's go into something positive. You're in a sober house now,
616
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:23.680
so you're out of there and you have your own life.
617
00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:24.680
Now, how cool is that?
618
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:27.440
Yeah, Emily House, I'm out of there.
619
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:29.880
Okay, you in charge of this one.
620
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:34.240
Now, I'm not in charge. I'm just I'm just like
621
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:36.640
a really chill member, which.
622
00:33:36.519 --> 00:33:38.880
Is cool, which means she can come hang out here more.
623
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:41.400
Christy, Yeah, I can.
624
00:33:41.599 --> 00:33:48.960
All right get here. Yeah, leave your boyfriend, not my boyfriend.
625
00:33:49.079 --> 00:33:53.559
Now, he's gone. He died, he's he's my he died.
626
00:33:56.079 --> 00:34:01.480
He's dead, Jesus Christ.
627
00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:06.519
Instead, he's a crack smoking junky ass.
628
00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.480
We don't want to talk about him. We want to
629
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:12.280
talk about how great you're doing. You got your car,
630
00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:14.159
you're in a sober house now.
631
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:16.880
And I got my car, and my best friend is
632
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:18.000
supposed to get me a mirror.
633
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:18.679
I am I.
634
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:20.840
Promise that I will pull it off for you tomorrow,
635
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:24.679
I promise. I'd just been it's been crazy. It's been
636
00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:26.760
extremely cold down thereselves.
637
00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:30.159
I know it's cold as hell. I'm feel bad, but
638
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:35.159
was like looking for a marr for the card.
639
00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:36.519
Of you.
640
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:41.719
I wasn't it just just it just snowed, and I'm
641
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:43.920
going like looking, and she's like, you wanted me to
642
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:45.119
come down and do it myself.
643
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:48.280
I'm gonna pick a par I can't even a press.
644
00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:54.320
I was going to answer my daughter to which because
645
00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:56.639
I know my I don't know how to do it.
646
00:34:56.800 --> 00:34:56.880
Now.
647
00:34:56.920 --> 00:34:59.239
I was doing it. You're doing You're doing really good.
648
00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:01.840
You're doing it. I always say this, but you are.
649
00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:04.840
You're doing really good. You went through a lot of ship.
650
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:10.559
And you came. Now I'm a gym I'm a gym rat.
651
00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:12.920
I'm going to the gym. I'm training for sex.
652
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:18.079
And she's got a new buddy. And now that new
653
00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:19.199
buddy is my buddy.
654
00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:21.960
Yeah, my buddy, stephan.
655
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:28.760
Oh god, steph listen, step Stephans not giving you any cock.
656
00:35:29.119 --> 00:35:30.199
I mean that name right there.
657
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:33.760
He's done, and that's why he's my new best friend. Yeah,
658
00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:36.199
he got on the phone. I was like, hey, twinkletoes.
659
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:39.119
He loves me.
660
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:42.320
Did he knows what he's doing now, he knows what
661
00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:45.599
he's doing at the gym though. You sets the three
662
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:46.639
on this third?
663
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:50.440
Can he uh spin a doo?
664
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:51.400
Oh?
665
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:54.239
Hell yeah, okay, I'm introducing him to Johnny.
666
00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:56.159
Yeah, so we can have him up here.
667
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:58.639
Yeah we get Oh my gosh, that's what we're doing.
668
00:35:59.000 --> 00:35:59.159
Yeah.
669
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:01.920
Why are we having play spin the dil dough?
670
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:05.800
Because it's funnier with gay guys doing and listen to them.
671
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:08.519
That's what I'm trying to say. Let's have guys do it.
672
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:11.679
Why are we having chicks do well?
673
00:36:11.719 --> 00:36:11.880
Then?
674
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:14.320
Why don't we have Chrissy play the homeless game?
675
00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:16.760
We can have a dude up here, but we're not having.
676
00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:19.360
We're not homeless game.
677
00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:21.360
No, I'm talking about the doos.
678
00:36:21.400 --> 00:36:22.599
We're talking about the dil dough.
679
00:36:22.960 --> 00:36:25.400
I'm not calling it a homeless game.
680
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:26.480
I didn't mean to say that.
681
00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:31.239
No, no, no, I'm not having here we go with
682
00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:31.960
the cardboard.
683
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:37.440
No, no, no, no, I'm not having a spinning it.
684
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:40.159
I'm all about that.
685
00:36:40.920 --> 00:36:43.519
Yeah, I know, Chrissy, were you a homeless broke?
686
00:36:43.840 --> 00:36:48.599
No, listen, what she's referring to is the homeless dating
687
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:51.880
game where I get three homeless homeless game.
688
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:53.360
Yeah, d you didn't hear about that.
689
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:56.320
Yeah, here's here's okay, I came up with.
690
00:36:56.360 --> 00:36:58.599
A homeless dating game. Rich came up with spin the
691
00:36:58.679 --> 00:36:59.079
dil dough.
692
00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:03.119
Right, We're going to it three homeless guys Michelle. I'm
693
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:05.639
going to have her back to them and she's going
694
00:37:05.719 --> 00:37:07.960
to ask them questions. She ain't gonna know who, what
695
00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:11.559
they look like, nothing, And then at the end of
696
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:14.960
the game, she's going to pick out which one is
697
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:17.559
going to take her out on a date.
698
00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:21.559
And listen, taking her out with his food stamps?
699
00:37:22.159 --> 00:37:26.320
Yes, basically so, but I want regular I want homeless
700
00:37:26.360 --> 00:37:29.840
people to do it. So that's what I want.
701
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:32.639
And I think you should go pick up the homeless
702
00:37:32.639 --> 00:37:40.719
people in Camden. They got good ones over there. That's
703
00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:43.559
why I was. I was homeless for six months in Camden.
704
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:44.880
They got some winners out there.
705
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:46.440
Okay, well listen, hold.
706
00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:59.719
On, Hi, I'm Michelle and I suit her number one.
707
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:01.519
Do you have any teeth?
708
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:05.559
No? Suitor number two.
709
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:09.280
Suitor number two, when is the long When is the
710
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:11.519
longest you haven't taken a shower?
711
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:12.800
Eight months?
712
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:18.480
Suitor number three, have you ever had lice?
713
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:21.159
I can't answer that, but I got teeth in my pocket.
714
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:27.679
Oh my god.
715
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:32.159
Yeah, we're gonna have and I'm going to be asking
716
00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:37.079
the questions. Oh my god, this is going for a
717
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:37.599
lot of fun.
718
00:38:38.679 --> 00:38:38.880
You know.
719
00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:40.360
You know you would have played Christie.
720
00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:45.880
That's it.
721
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:49.239
You can't And maybe I might just meet.
722
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:51.199
Mister right, yeah, mister.
723
00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:56.280
You know what that could happen.
724
00:38:56.800 --> 00:38:59.760
I'm going to have more, bring your presence, like bar so,
725
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:04.960
some extra strength, probably grip, you know.
726
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:09.360
Yeah, what are you busting on people that don't have teeth?
727
00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:17.400
Do you take extra strength or just regular? Comeboy, you
728
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:18.840
can tell us. We won't tell no about it.
729
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:24.039
Whatever, I don't take anything.
730
00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:27.400
Don't lie. You probably got the extra because you sucked
731
00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:28.480
for a garden hose.
732
00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:36.079
Oh my god, Chrissy, hold on, this is really important though, rich.
733
00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:39.599
So I took Chrissy for the first time to a
734
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:42.400
sex shot. We took her to Spice tonight, and she
735
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:43.440
got herself a dildo.
736
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:47.039
Okay, it's not a vibrator.
737
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:52.159
Sorry, right, let's clean that saup. So it's a vibrator, yeah, okay.
738
00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:54.800
And then she's like, I'm so tired.
739
00:39:54.960 --> 00:40:05.400
She had me put the batteries in wait, so she
740
00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:07.599
wanted to know, she wanted.
741
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:10.760
She wanted to get me this, this, this huge fucking
742
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:20.960
rocket ship. Okay, you can vibrate your eye list screaming
743
00:40:21.039 --> 00:40:21.840
at her in the store.
744
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:22.559
I don't know that.
745
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:23.280
That's crazy.
746
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:23.920
A little one.
747
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:26.159
Were you gonna do with that? Put it onto your tits? Listen?
748
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:30.800
Should Michelle get you wanted? Any glasses? When you're done,
749
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.920
you're you're right much? Yeah, you're right. Are going to
750
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:35.159
get detached? I get it.
751
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:39.960
Somebody if I'm away from me, She's going to get
752
00:40:39.960 --> 00:40:40.960
me a really big toy.
753
00:40:41.159 --> 00:40:44.280
Oh my god, I said, we're gonna, We're gonna she's
754
00:40:44.400 --> 00:40:48.159
guess what she's Should we have her do the homeless
755
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:48.719
dating game?
756
00:40:48.800 --> 00:40:50.039
Then you do it?
757
00:40:50.800 --> 00:40:53.039
That's right, you're doing spin the dildough.
758
00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:54.199
You know.
759
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:55.719
We got to come up with the third one.
760
00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:57.199
Christy?
761
00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:00.400
What kind of game would you like to play? And
762
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.840
whatever the game is, you have to be the person
763
00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:03.360
that's in it.
764
00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:06.800
You can think about it, but I don't know.
765
00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:11.559
I have to come up with something. Okay, how about
766
00:41:11.599 --> 00:41:13.079
you can't put me on the spot like that. My
767
00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:13.840
brain don't right.
768
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:18.800
How about this so I got it?
769
00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:21.000
How about smoke too much crack my brain cells?
770
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:32.440
How about sell your underwear to the homeless people. They
771
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:34.679
got no money, but we'll watch them fights for it.
772
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:40.719
No, I think you know, no, you know what we're
773
00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:44.280
gonna do. What we're gonna get. We're gonna get people
774
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:47.280
with bicycle tires and get the pumps.
775
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:48.199
That's it.
776
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:49.119
Find out.
777
00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:56.320
Came up with rich came up with a new song.
778
00:41:56.440 --> 00:41:58.199
Ready ready to say it.
779
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:16.480
Pump that's that's right, Pump, pump the cop pump. That's
780
00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:17.159
for a Rex.
781
00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:24.119
Well, I have I have information about somebody getting fours
782
00:42:25.000 --> 00:42:31.760
yo because of welfare, welfare.
783
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:32.079
Who got four bad reviews.
784
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:37.440
We're not gonna say we actually we actually just I
785
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:42.119
talked about that earlier before, like on this show. That's
786
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:45.280
funny you brought it up. Yeah, piece of ship, she's
787
00:42:45.320 --> 00:42:48.519
a piece of ship. Mm hmm, yep.
788
00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:52.719
She probably got fake tits in the government, I mean
789
00:42:53.159 --> 00:42:58.679
fake teeth. Probably got our eyebrows tattooed. Get the out
790
00:42:58.679 --> 00:42:58.920
of there.
791
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:02.760
Yeah, I know that that looks so ridiculous when they
792
00:43:02.800 --> 00:43:03.519
get their eyebrows.
793
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.559
I know, because when you like, if you look up
794
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:08.360
to your eyebrows go up or.
795
00:43:08.440 --> 00:43:16.960
Not, they just stay the same. You look like a joker.
796
00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:19.280
Twenty four I don't.
797
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:20.000
I don't get it.
798
00:43:20.280 --> 00:43:20.960
I don't get it.
799
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:26.039
Either. I never even understand. I'm lucky.
800
00:43:26.239 --> 00:43:29.920
My eyebrows are pretty good for my age. Yeah, because
801
00:43:29.960 --> 00:43:32.719
you lose them. I don't have to like paint them on.
802
00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:36.840
Hold, you lose your eyebrows, Yeah, you lose they do.
803
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.159
Actually, yeah, they come out.
804
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:42.039
How much they don't grow back? No?
805
00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:44.440
No, they don't grow back. Fuck.
806
00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:47.079
I can't wait to see you eyebrows.
807
00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:54.800
I guess why next time might come in, I'm gonna
808
00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:56.440
put me up for something.
809
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:02.000
That's all Yo. How about how about these people that
810
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:04.639
had their eyebrows and then they put like they shave
811
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:06.760
line through it.
812
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:07.480
I don't get it.
813
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:09.559
I don't care in jail.
814
00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:11.119
I think they do that in jail.
815
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:18.239
Yeah, be stylish, just like that with the eye drops.
816
00:44:18.280 --> 00:44:21.079
I'm like, listen, a couple of things happened here. They're like,
817
00:44:21.199 --> 00:44:22.440
this girl's fucking nuts.
818
00:44:22.679 --> 00:44:25.079
Did you kill somebody? Or you crying for your mom?
819
00:44:26.760 --> 00:44:28.159
Or is that a cry for the mom?
820
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:30.159
They're like, what the fuck?
821
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:34.400
This bitch is nuts? Make up your mind.
822
00:44:35.320 --> 00:44:37.280
Oh you know what, though, you remember how I told
823
00:44:37.320 --> 00:44:40.480
you that someone took five inmates with them and they
824
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:42.639
had to they accomplished what they needed.
825
00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:44.599
And I said, are you taking them out and making
826
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:45.639
them some cheat chees?
827
00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:52.519
Yeah, that's there.
828
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:53.119
I just said.
829
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:54.239
They were five inmates.
830
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:55.880
So I figured out.
831
00:44:59.239 --> 00:45:03.679
My father in look to make chee chi cann That's
832
00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:04.440
where I just heard.
833
00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:05.760
I had chee chee.
834
00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:07.719
A little bird told me.
835
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:14.280
Little bird told you, yeah, listen, I want.
836
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:16.079
To know we could We could do that at the
837
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:17.079
next family event.
838
00:45:17.559 --> 00:45:26.000
Okay, what I would know? What corner your ex is
839
00:45:26.000 --> 00:45:29.760
standing on Atlantic? That's that's what I want to find out.
840
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:32.559
He's not standing on the corner.
841
00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:33.960
Down.
842
00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:35.119
He lives behind the chop.
843
00:45:35.519 --> 00:45:36.679
He lives behind the chop of.
844
00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:39.559
Oh my god, he's a human slot.
845
00:45:39.480 --> 00:45:42.639
The writs now and it's the writs.
846
00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:45.519
In the rits.
847
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:49.360
Oh my god, it's cardboard.
848
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:52.360
It's it's the cardboards.
849
00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:54.480
I think cardboard.
850
00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:58.800
I think my brother's rich.
851
00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:04.119
He's trolling around the neighborhood somewhere looking for.
852
00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:07.519
Well, you know what. So that means and I mean this,
853
00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:09.880
and I said this to my son, and it's true
854
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:14.840
great line in true romance. Are sitting in there, and
855
00:46:14.920 --> 00:46:17.480
he said, you smoke enough of that siren or whatever
856
00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:20.719
you be up in, you know, sucking dudes, dicks. So
857
00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:24.400
that's what happens. It doesn't really matter. I've been in that.
858
00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:26.880
I've been in the rooms, and I've heard that, like
859
00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:29.239
big burly men say, you know what, let me tell
860
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:29.639
you something.
861
00:46:29.920 --> 00:46:33.280
You keep on that road, and that's what eventually happens.
862
00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:34.639
You'll do whatever you need to do.
863
00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:37.039
So that's probably what he's doing, getting it up, the
864
00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:41.559
smoking smoking dick and getting whatever he needs to get
865
00:46:42.079 --> 00:46:42.679
what happens.
866
00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:50.239
He should be doing commercials for. That's what.
867
00:46:53.559 --> 00:46:58.639
I wish an Oscar ma yourwen or to be up Domina.
868
00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:03.039
We'll put him right in the super Bowl commercials.
869
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.639
He's looking at his name.
870
00:47:10.400 --> 00:47:13.800
We can, though we can't, we can do it. Christy said,
871
00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:15.679
when are you gonna come hang out and stay over?
872
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:17.519
Taylor? Taylor said, it's Bobio.
873
00:47:17.639 --> 00:47:18.000
I don't know.
874
00:47:18.599 --> 00:47:19.599
Is Taylor right there.
875
00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:23.480
I've got Taylor on the phone.
876
00:47:24.079 --> 00:47:26.880
Get her here, phone, get her on here.
877
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:32.079
It's my girl. Oh my guys, I can't believe he
878
00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:33.159
have the tailor on.
879
00:47:34.519 --> 00:47:37.320
Taylor. I love you. You're you're my child. This is
880
00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:38.000
my daughter.
881
00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:38.639
I love you.
882
00:47:39.239 --> 00:47:44.480
She calls me her second mom. Yeah, I love Taylor, Taylor.
883
00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:45.960
You know Ryan.
884
00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:48.800
This is Ryan's wife.
885
00:47:49.039 --> 00:47:49.360
Taylor.
886
00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:52.119
Okay, which is Chrissy.
887
00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:53.400
This is Chrissie's daughter.
888
00:47:53.719 --> 00:47:58.119
Okay, oh god, is this a bad thing?
889
00:47:58.280 --> 00:47:58.440
Rich?
890
00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:01.400
Yeah, yeah, this is all cool.
891
00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:02.400
Cool.
892
00:48:02.719 --> 00:48:09.320
I'm not going to abuse you yet, not till you
893
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:09.920
come up here.
894
00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:12.159
Yeah, you need to come in here with your mom
895
00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:17.079
and I Suppo sit here. She's been on the show before, Ryan, Okay,
896
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:18.000
love Taylor.
897
00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:20.840
Yeah, you and your mom come up and Taylor's got some.
898
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:23.280
Good I'll tell you what. Taylor's a hard ass, kick
899
00:48:23.360 --> 00:48:25.199
ass pit. You'll beat the ship out of people.
900
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:25.440
Man.
901
00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:30.880
Okay, she don't put up with no one. Ship go back.
902
00:48:31.119 --> 00:48:31.960
I'll tell you what.
903
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:33.119
I have fun.
904
00:48:33.400 --> 00:48:36.280
You'll have the best time. Oh my gosh, she's so
905
00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:44.159
fucking you uny. Okay, when your mom stays over, how
906
00:48:44.199 --> 00:48:47.159
about next Thursday? Can she stay over next Thursday?
907
00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:49.559
You're going to ask her mom that question, not her.
908
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.639
No, I'm asking her to ask her mom. Can she
909
00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:52.880
stay over next Thursday?
910
00:48:52.920 --> 00:48:53.280
Ask her?
911
00:48:54.679 --> 00:48:58.800
She said, the week after I'll be no, No, you'll
912
00:48:58.800 --> 00:48:59.360
be here still.
913
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:03.480
I leave the twenty Thursday, two thursdays from now, all right,
914
00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:04.599
show the sixteenth.
915
00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:07.519
When sixteenth?
916
00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:10.639
You have to excuse me, Michaelle. She's still on last
917
00:49:10.639 --> 00:49:11.480
September's count.
918
00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:14.000
No, I'm not.
919
00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:16.960
He's such a smart ass.
920
00:49:19.480 --> 00:49:21.000
What is this twenty third?
921
00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:22.920
Oh you were right, Rich, I was wrong.
922
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:24.599
Shut up, Bam.
923
00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:26.159
Let's sing it.
924
00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:27.079
Let's sing our songs.
925
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:28.000
Do I get a gold star?
926
00:49:28.920 --> 00:49:29.239
Sing it?
927
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:39.199
Taste the biscuits, Yeah, with the honey sauce.
928
00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:40.679
Jesus Christ.
929
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:44.079
All right, Taylor, So not the twenty third. Then you
930
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:46.039
guys are gonna have to come in the thirtieth. We're
931
00:49:46.119 --> 00:49:47.559
not doing to show the twenty third.
932
00:49:49.079 --> 00:49:51.639
Okay, all right, all right, then we'll have some We'll
933
00:49:51.639 --> 00:49:54.719
have some fun. It's a lot of Yeah, it's a
934
00:49:54.760 --> 00:49:55.519
lot of fun in here.
935
00:49:55.719 --> 00:49:56.280
It is fun.
936
00:49:56.440 --> 00:49:59.840
I walked in here. We were away for the Christmas break,
937
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:06.880
Years break, Honika, Kwanza, Easter whatever. She's got an al Yeah,
938
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:10.239
she got an altar here, you know what I mean?
939
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:13.000
She got an alder. She got an now sitting over it.
940
00:50:13.079 --> 00:50:13.440
I don't know.
941
00:50:13.760 --> 00:50:16.199
I know, He's like, what the fuck is going on?
942
00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:19.079
You have an altar here? What is this an exorcism?
943
00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:19.480
Yeh?
944
00:50:21.559 --> 00:50:24.239
I need to be exercised, man.
945
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:27.360
Oh yeah, yeah. We have a good time. And I
946
00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:29.800
got a Rubbert Doldo sitting in my spot.
947
00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:31.039
You know what, It's really funny.
948
00:50:31.119 --> 00:50:31.639
Rich I am.
949
00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:32.480
I'm looking at it.
950
00:50:33.320 --> 00:50:34.880
You haven't said one.
951
00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:35.480
Word about it.
952
00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:37.760
I've seen it. When I came up here, I.
953
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:39.760
Was gonna push your head down, so it hit it.
954
00:50:44.199 --> 00:50:46.559
I love it. It's all good, It is all good.
955
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:48.280
Can we talk to your mom now?
956
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:50.400
Yep? I love you.
957
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:51.360
I love you so much.
958
00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:53.199
By I told you soon.
959
00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:55.719
Ready watch us watch all right? Yeah?
960
00:50:55.920 --> 00:51:02.280
Yeah, hold on, I did not. I'm not hanging up
961
00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:07.079
on Taylor like that ship is not happening. Gotta hang up.
962
00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:09.159
You're gonna love Taylor.
963
00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:12.320
God, he sticking hot dogs up his ass?
964
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:12.679
Ude?
965
00:51:12.719 --> 00:51:15.800
Can we just that is to me? That's a sterical
966
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:17.239
I'm laughing all the way home.
967
00:51:17.599 --> 00:51:20.320
We're going to have her tell you exactly this story.
968
00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:25.039
Oh no, she's calling right.
969
00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:34.119
You don't think you're calling back here and hanging up.
970
00:51:34.360 --> 00:51:37.360
It ain't happening. This is our neighborhood.
971
00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:42.719
It's mean your neighborhood. And on that note, you know
972
00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:45.199
what this is. I like this show.
973
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:46.119
This was a good show.
974
00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:47.159
Shows we're good.
975
00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:53.199
We talked about motorcycles, good stuffing, karaoke, King, Carb Cursey.
976
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:55.400
A lot of people tell me something.
977
00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:56.679
They're both doing good though.
978
00:51:57.199 --> 00:51:57.880
It's good stuff.
979
00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:00.840
You know what I'm saying, we gotta find miserable people now.
980
00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:05.199
No, I want to find somebody that found Jesus and
981
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:10.360
ruin their fucking That's what I want to do.
982
00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:14.599
Yeah, yeah, we need to find something.
983
00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:15.159
We need to go.
984
00:52:15.440 --> 00:52:17.320
Where would we go for something like that.
985
00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:20.199
I need to find an older boy who found God
986
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:22.199
and I'm going to and.
987
00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:24.079
Then the priest found the Boultar boys.
988
00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:28.719
Yes, uh rolled him around that confessional. Turn that confessional
989
00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:30.360
into a fucking gloryhole.
990
00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:34.280
You know they have one of those up an adult world.
991
00:52:34.840 --> 00:52:38.760
Listen. I don't care about about the church, you know.
992
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:42.119
And that is a shame. Come well, father Freddy, you
993
00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:44.679
know what, and that is a shame because I'm going
994
00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:45.559
to tell you something.
995
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:46.199
Ship.
996
00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:49.119
It's get we're running over this, but we're going to
997
00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:52.000
bring it up to the next one. Is that somebody
998
00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:56.440
that a lot of people now did that to a stepdaughter.
999
00:52:57.599 --> 00:53:02.599
He's in he's in jail right now and he's denying it.
1000
00:53:03.239 --> 00:53:07.480
All kinds of ship. But obviously he got arrested. I
1001
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:09.880
get a question, I got a pictures you you know what.
1002
00:53:10.159 --> 00:53:12.960
I got a question for what you know, Tammy Faye
1003
00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:20.360
Baker right, Yes, I think she was a guy more
1004
00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:24.679
of a man than her old man. No, I don't
1005
00:53:24.719 --> 00:53:28.760
think a big church. She was rough looking, do you
1006
00:53:28.840 --> 00:53:29.159
think so?
1007
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:30.239
Yeah?
1008
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:33.440
I think she just wore a lot of makeup. When
1009
00:53:33.519 --> 00:53:36.639
people when people are what was she hoding?
1010
00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:37.559
I don't know.
1011
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:42.480
But when people are, were you a multi multi millionaire?
1012
00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:43.159
Yeah?
1013
00:53:43.679 --> 00:53:44.960
He was a multi millionaire.
1014
00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:46.079
I know.
1015
00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:50.480
I didn't know that their church they had so many
1016
00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:55.159
venues out in Las Vegas, concert halls, really churches? Okay,
1017
00:53:55.800 --> 00:53:56.800
oh I got yeah.
1018
00:53:57.039 --> 00:53:58.800
So it was all about money. It wasn't about God.
1019
00:53:59.320 --> 00:54:00.400
It was money.
1020
00:54:00.400 --> 00:54:02.639
And you know what, that's why I call people hippocrites,
1021
00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:04.320
and I call them Jimmy Bakers and a lot of
1022
00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:05.760
people they say, why do you say that?
1023
00:54:05.840 --> 00:54:07.480
Go because he was a fucking hippocrite.
1024
00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:09.360
It wasn't about the church. It was about money.
1025
00:54:09.519 --> 00:54:11.599
You don't have to know that Bible, by the way
1026
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:13.920
to have such faith.
1027
00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:17.280
Well, he was a fraud because he got exposed.
1028
00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:20.360
Because he was fucking got caught fucking Jessica Han.
1029
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:21.800
Yeah, he got exposed.
1030
00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:24.920
And then they made Jessica Han look like she was bad.
1031
00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:28.039
Oh well she was a prostitute. Hold on, so you're
1032
00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:31.519
gonna yeah, who gives a fuck? Dude, she's not saying
1033
00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:33.440
that she's anything different, right, who cares?
1034
00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:36.719
You were the one running this church and give me
1035
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:38.960
money saying how.
1036
00:54:38.840 --> 00:54:44.320
You're holier than thal. Yes, yeah, so it doesn't it
1037
00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:45.119
doesn't matter.
1038
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:50.719
Actually, when uh, I leave to go to Missouri, I
1039
00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:55.719
go by there. Really listen, it's a big that place
1040
00:54:55.800 --> 00:55:00.320
out there in Branson. They actually have their own spring break. Hell.
1041
00:55:01.559 --> 00:55:04.320
When it's all season, there's nobody there. But if you
1042
00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:09.079
go in the summer, oh my god, that place is
1043
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:12.679
it's incredibly it triples in size.
1044
00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:19.800
My nephew went and did his the Army out there.
1045
00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:24.800
Whatever that is. It's basic training, and I saw him
1046
00:55:24.880 --> 00:55:25.639
graduate there.
1047
00:55:26.119 --> 00:55:31.519
But if you go down the main strip, there's nothing
1048
00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:35.679
but churches and live theaters.
1049
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:37.360
I don't even remember.
1050
00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:42.760
Yes, all the stars go out there, really warm, live
1051
00:55:43.679 --> 00:55:46.880
all down the strip. Oh yeah, you can go every
1052
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:53.559
every night seeing somebody different at a concert out there.
1053
00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:54.280
It's crazy.
1054
00:55:54.679 --> 00:55:56.039
That is that is.
1055
00:55:56.440 --> 00:55:58.760
So you've been out there obviously.
1056
00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:02.880
Yeah, and listen, and I liked it. I liked it.
1057
00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:05.280
It was it was really clean, you know what I mean.
1058
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:07.480
It's not it's open.
1059
00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:08.920
Isn't that nice?
1060
00:56:09.519 --> 00:56:09.719
You know?
1061
00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:13.400
You go to other places because you know from Philadelphia.
1062
00:56:13.559 --> 00:56:15.320
So it's just so different.
1063
00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:17.599
You grow up like that and you you know what
1064
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:19.719
I mean, and like you go to like the Spectrum
1065
00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:21.840
and I don't know, and then you go to other.
1066
00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:24.599
Places that are out west, like I did with them
1067
00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:25.840
their wife.
1068
00:56:26.760 --> 00:56:30.079
Right, there's there's few places and I've been to a
1069
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:35.880
lot of places, a lot that when I leave, I
1070
00:56:35.960 --> 00:56:37.760
say to myself, Man, I want to go back there.
1071
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:39.760
That was really, really nice.
1072
00:56:41.159 --> 00:56:46.519
And so far the only two places are in Branson, Missouri,
1073
00:56:47.679 --> 00:56:52.000
and Puerto Rico. That's interesting. Puerto Rico. I didn't stay
1074
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:55.559
in a resort, none of that crazy bullshit. I stayed
1075
00:56:58.119 --> 00:57:03.159
with the regular people, the locals, the locals. Yeah, and listen,
1076
00:57:03.400 --> 00:57:06.360
I had a ball. I had a ball. I wouldn't
1077
00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:09.440
stay anywhere else. I wouldn't because that you get the real,
1078
00:57:09.960 --> 00:57:10.719
the real deal.
1079
00:57:11.079 --> 00:57:13.920
And you know what, and I respect that because that's
1080
00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:16.880
how I live. When I go to England, right, my
1081
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:19.760
family's from England. So I'm not touring, you know what
1082
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:23.320
I mean. We're in the Liverpool, we're with the people
1083
00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:26.360
in the ship sections or whatever. I went to Jamaica.
1084
00:57:26.880 --> 00:57:29.800
Friend was married, we got to go. Yeah, it's different,
1085
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.840
you see, a whole different man, yes, you do sing
1086
00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:33.599
a little crazy.
1087
00:57:33.840 --> 00:57:40.440
Listen, Puerto Rico. They have wild dogs running around.
1088
00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:41.440
It's crazy.
1089
00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:46.280
They have wild horses running around. They have lizards that
1090
00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:50.280
are like the size of his table. Okay, and I'm
1091
00:57:50.320 --> 00:57:53.519
standing outside now. I had the dog come by. I
1092
00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:57.159
fed them, you hung out with me and told its
1093
00:57:57.199 --> 00:58:00.760
owner decided to come by on some I wouldn't even
1094
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:04.400
call a tractor. It was something that he made. And
1095
00:58:04.519 --> 00:58:07.039
he came by and he called the dog and the
1096
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:10.159
dog followed him home. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Then
1097
00:58:10.199 --> 00:58:14.360
I tried to catch a lizard, one of them big ones. No,
1098
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:18.159
didn't happen. They were too fists. So I told the
1099
00:58:18.239 --> 00:58:20.880
person where I was staying at. I said, listen, I'm
1100
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:23.360
going to get a horse and I'm bringing it in here.
1101
00:58:23.559 --> 00:58:28.159
They're like, I'm like whatever I'm getting? Yeah, I don't know.
1102
00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:31.039
I said whatever, I'm getting a fucking horse. So I
1103
00:58:31.159 --> 00:58:35.599
waited and I had this rope, right, is it really? Yes?
1104
00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:39.199
And I heard them. I hear them, and I heard
1105
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:41.840
him coming up the road. You know, I'm like, yeah,
1106
00:58:41.960 --> 00:58:44.840
this motherfucker, I'm getting it. So when I went over
1107
00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:48.119
to get it, it wanted no parts of me, like
1108
00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:49.320
I couldn't. I couldn't.
1109
00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:50.400
You couldn't last that way.
1110
00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:53.039
No, No, you can't do you know?
1111
00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:55.679
Oh my oh?
1112
00:58:55.719 --> 00:58:57.559
They were like, well how would you get this home?
1113
00:58:57.639 --> 00:59:01.519
The people I went with playing I'll pay for it.
1114
00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:03.599
I mean, you're going to take it home.
1115
00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:05.960
Yeah, that was the whole point of me catching one.
1116
00:59:06.079 --> 00:59:07.920
Oh I thought you were being just as smart ass.
1117
00:59:08.039 --> 00:59:10.599
No, I want to take it home. If I caught
1118
00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:13.079
the dog, he was coming home. If I caught the iguana,
1119
00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:14.400
it was called I was taking salt.
1120
00:59:14.519 --> 00:59:15.880
Holy, I was taking it.
1121
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:17.400
So yeah, I was taking salt.
1122
00:59:17.559 --> 00:59:18.719
Oh my gosh.
1123
00:59:19.280 --> 00:59:19.320
No.
1124
00:59:19.440 --> 00:59:22.159
My friend lives in Puerto Rico, and then Raoul lives
1125
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:26.920
in Costa Rica. He's from Costa Rica. Okay, so I
1126
00:59:27.039 --> 00:59:30.360
want to go to Costa Rica. I've been to Puerto
1127
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:33.079
Rico once. It was beautiful, but I wasn't there that long.
1128
00:59:33.159 --> 00:59:36.880
It was like a it was a layover on my honeymoon.
1129
00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:41.039
No, yeah, it didn't work out. The will now listen
1130
00:59:41.360 --> 00:59:44.000
now it didn't. We go to this bar, ended up
1131
00:59:44.000 --> 00:59:44.559
back in prison.
1132
00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:48.280
We go to the bar Puerto Rico, right, and it's
1133
00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:53.159
it was pouring. Okay, It's like eleven o'clock and I'm
1134
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:56.800
standing outside the bar with some friends and we're getting
1135
00:59:56.840 --> 00:59:59.719
soaked and I didn't care. It was one Puerto Rico.
1136
01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:02.480
It was worm, wasn't it too.
1137
01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:08.760
Yeah, I don't care. So the waitress stands underneath like
1138
01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:11.199
this overhang, and she's waiting, come in, come in. It's raining,
1139
01:00:11.239 --> 01:00:13.559
and I said, nah, I said, why don't you come
1140
01:00:13.599 --> 01:00:16.280
out here? So she comes out to.
1141
01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:17.039
Where we are.
1142
01:00:18.599 --> 01:00:23.760
And she says, you want more? Uh whatever? Yeah, I had.
1143
01:00:24.559 --> 01:00:26.800
I had a shot at jack, right, I said, give
1144
01:00:26.800 --> 01:00:30.519
me no shot jack. So she comes back out and
1145
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:33.800
she says, where are you from? I said, originally I'm
1146
01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:37.199
from South Philly. She's like me too. I'm like, what yocht?
1147
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:39.760
I said, shut the fuck up.
1148
01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:44.719
So she moved from South Philly to Puerto Rico, talks
1149
01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:46.719
fluent Puerto Rican.
1150
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:47.760
And that it means Spanish.
1151
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:52.039
Yeah, whatever. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like,
1152
01:00:52.119 --> 01:00:52.920
what the fuck?
1153
01:00:53.320 --> 01:00:54.280
What's the chances of.
1154
01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:57.480
Moon eating somebody in Puerto Rico?
1155
01:00:57.840 --> 01:00:58.679
That's insane?
1156
01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:00.440
From South Philly and it's cool.
1157
01:01:00.599 --> 01:01:02.400
I'm like, that's very very cool.
1158
01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:04.639
I'm like, no fucking way. So I started saying stuff
1159
01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:08.920
like and she understood. She understood exactly what I was saying.
1160
01:01:08.760 --> 01:01:09.559
That's so cool.
1161
01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:13.599
I'm like, man, this is nuts. That crazy.
1162
01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:15.840
Yeah, you never you never know, you don't know.
1163
01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:18.840
That's like going down to Florida. It's like there's so
1164
01:01:19.039 --> 01:01:21.119
many people from Pennsylvania.
1165
01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:24.480
Everybody moves to floor. Why because why?
1166
01:01:25.800 --> 01:01:26.000
Why?
1167
01:01:26.840 --> 01:01:28.280
Yeah, it's disgusting.
1168
01:01:28.639 --> 01:01:31.559
Well, the problem is it's it's so hot in the summer.
1169
01:01:31.880 --> 01:01:32.679
It's unbearable.
1170
01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:33.199
Yep.
1171
01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:35.639
But my sister in law just told me, you know, Jill,
1172
01:01:36.119 --> 01:01:39.719
she just told me that it was thirty degree twenty
1173
01:01:39.800 --> 01:01:42.119
degrees down where she was, same same as here.
1174
01:01:42.719 --> 01:01:43.519
Oh that's crazy.
1175
01:01:43.679 --> 01:01:44.719
That's that's what I mean.
1176
01:01:44.920 --> 01:01:45.679
I fuck that.
1177
01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:49.840
I like it up here. I like the seasons. I
1178
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:52.000
love the fucking fall. The fall in the summer.
1179
01:01:52.320 --> 01:01:53.679
Well that's it familiar is to fall.
1180
01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:55.920
And I like the and I like the snow. It's
1181
01:01:56.119 --> 01:01:59.199
it's nice to see the snow, like a couple's snow story.
1182
01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:01.440
I don't mind the snow. Were just cold is crazy.
1183
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:05.639
Yeah, it's like nineteen degrees.
1184
01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:07.199
Yeah.
1185
01:02:07.320 --> 01:02:09.960
By the way, if you see any animals outside, please
1186
01:02:10.719 --> 01:02:12.320
call nine one one.
1187
01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:14.880
I know, I told somebody.
1188
01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:18.199
They called me the other day and I said, you
1189
01:02:18.320 --> 01:02:21.239
call nine one one immediately and they'll send somebody out,
1190
01:02:21.280 --> 01:02:24.519
and they send somebody out. You do not keep your
1191
01:02:24.679 --> 01:02:31.920
fucking animals outside. You ask fuckers fucking pieces of ship. Oh,
1192
01:02:33.199 --> 01:02:36.119
we have a lot of really cool guests, so that
1193
01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:38.039
are going to be coming up. We're doing a lot
1194
01:02:38.079 --> 01:02:40.559
of live stuff, me and you. We're going to be
1195
01:02:40.639 --> 01:02:43.679
going to all different places. We have the car shows
1196
01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:49.039
coming up, like I always say, yeah, so yeah, we're
1197
01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:51.840
gonna have like a lot of cool people, especially in
1198
01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:55.360
the auto world, and just you know everything.
1199
01:02:55.679 --> 01:02:57.320
Yeah. I mean, look, we took a little break over
1200
01:02:57.320 --> 01:02:59.679
the holidays. Yeah we need it to Yeah, that's it's
1201
01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:01.519
over now. Yeah, back at it. Ye.
1202
01:03:02.599 --> 01:03:04.800
And then each week we're only going to have one
1203
01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:11.920
show a week now, meaning like one one show, no, no,
1204
01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:13.679
but that goes into the next week.
1205
01:03:13.800 --> 01:03:16.480
Okay, yeah, I get it, you know what I mean.
1206
01:03:17.639 --> 01:03:20.039
Until someone picks us up. We got a lot of
1207
01:03:20.119 --> 01:03:24.280
sponsors we got to start talking about again. Go ahead,
1208
01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:25.840
why don't you plug some of the sponsors.
1209
01:03:26.079 --> 01:03:28.440
Anybody from porn World wants to sponsors?
1210
01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:33.679
Ruin, I should considering us. Sit there, but gahead, who
1211
01:03:33.719 --> 01:03:37.239
do we have? We have Black Farm run? No, it's
1212
01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:39.920
why didn't I just say Black Farm runs?
1213
01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:41.920
So I'm thinking of the dog.
1214
01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:46.280
I'm thinking of the dog sponsors. We're getting kicked out
1215
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:51.000
right now. So this is why we got problems.
1216
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:57.960
Grooming, I said, black farm, Okay, go ahead, farm dog grooming.
1217
01:03:58.159 --> 01:04:02.800
You got Princeton cycles on farm dog grooming, Princeton cycles.
1218
01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:10.639
You got check or Flag motorcycle transport. Okay, you got Colcottsats.
1219
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:16.159
So who else? No, we have somebody else?
1220
01:04:18.440 --> 01:04:20.000
Who Otsville Police Department?
1221
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:20.199
Home?
1222
01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:22.679
Now damn are they really in on us?
1223
01:04:22.760 --> 01:04:27.599
Thank you so much? I thought there was someone else. No,
1224
01:04:28.239 --> 01:04:28.639
that's it.
1225
01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:29.519
That's it.
1226
01:04:29.719 --> 01:04:31.000
I think there's someone else.
1227
01:04:33.000 --> 01:04:33.320
Hmmm.
1228
01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:35.519
I don't see no checks in front of us.
1229
01:04:35.840 --> 01:04:38.000
I don't see any checks in front of us either.
1230
01:04:39.239 --> 01:04:40.320
That's it. That's it.
1231
01:04:41.119 --> 01:04:41.400
That's it.
1232
01:04:42.039 --> 01:04:42.880
All right, Well, that's not.
1233
01:04:42.960 --> 01:04:43.800
Bad for right now.
1234
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:46.960
I could have sworn there was someone else.
1235
01:04:48.679 --> 01:04:51.199
No, if they did, they didn't renew their contract.
1236
01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:52.199
Fucking tics.
1237
01:04:52.559 --> 01:04:54.880
So oh well, that one we were gonna have, but
1238
01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:59.639
he ended up being a piece of ship, right, So cardboard.
1239
01:04:59.280 --> 01:05:02.800
Chrissy, Yes, what's the name of the house she's staying?
1240
01:05:03.960 --> 01:05:05.000
I actually don't know.
1241
01:05:05.320 --> 01:05:10.079
We gotta find out why, because we should have they
1242
01:05:10.119 --> 01:05:13.159
should be one of our sponsors because if somebody needs
1243
01:05:13.239 --> 01:05:14.400
help get somewhere to go.
1244
01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:17.119
You know what, that's a great idea. Well, she did
1245
01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:20.280
give a plug to somebody, but she didn't say anything.
1246
01:05:21.039 --> 01:05:22.920
She gave a plugger right to a rex with a
1247
01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:23.639
hot dog.
1248
01:05:23.639 --> 01:05:24.320
With the hot.
1249
01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:26.559
The ritz.
1250
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:33.280
Carlton, Yeah, yeah, it's Carlton. Were back back at Atlantic
1251
01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:34.960
City when Atlantic City.
1252
01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:38.800
Used to be in the seventies sixties, Atlantic City where
1253
01:05:38.840 --> 01:05:40.000
all the casinos came.
1254
01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:41.000
It's just trashed.
1255
01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:44.800
Yeah, it's trashed again. It's just it was trashed then.
1256
01:05:44.960 --> 01:05:47.880
Then they tried to like bring it out and it didn't.
1257
01:05:47.639 --> 01:05:49.840
Work, No, because they keep building casinos.
1258
01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:53.199
So they casinos everywhere, right, the high.
1259
01:05:53.079 --> 01:05:56.679
Rollers go in, spend their money, staying in the rooms
1260
01:05:56.719 --> 01:05:58.760
for notting, and then fly out.
1261
01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:01.719
Yep, that's what they do on the junkets. They have
1262
01:06:01.840 --> 01:06:02.519
the junkets.
1263
01:06:02.920 --> 01:06:08.079
I can't those casinos have never helped the neighborhoods ever.
1264
01:06:08.800 --> 01:06:11.079
No, they just make it worse. I don't understand what
1265
01:06:11.239 --> 01:06:16.440
nobody understands. You get, you get pimps, you get the prostitutes,
1266
01:06:16.639 --> 01:06:22.320
you get the drug dealers, the drug addicts, degenerate gamblers.
1267
01:06:22.840 --> 01:06:28.559
Just like Ben Salem on the Green with you no different.
1268
01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:30.559
I heard it got really bad there.
1269
01:06:31.480 --> 01:06:32.280
I go through there.
1270
01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:34.880
I heard it got really bad. Is that true?
1271
01:06:35.320 --> 01:06:38.079
Trashed? It is, it's trashed.
1272
01:06:38.480 --> 01:06:44.280
Okay, what do you expect for penny fucking uh? Slots man,
1273
01:06:45.719 --> 01:06:49.239
It's it's it's so you've been through there. Yeah, remember
1274
01:06:49.239 --> 01:06:51.719
I used to live there, so yeah, that's right. That's
1275
01:06:52.039 --> 01:06:52.840
ship I forgot.
1276
01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:54.920
Seems like so long ago.
1277
01:06:55.400 --> 01:06:57.719
Yeah, it's it's well, yeah it is.
1278
01:06:57.800 --> 01:07:00.119
Now, but well they have all the casinos now to
1279
01:07:00.360 --> 01:07:01.119
down and phill it.
1280
01:07:02.239 --> 01:07:03.840
It's just they're going to put another one.
1281
01:07:05.760 --> 01:07:08.039
Oh that's right, and you can lose everything too. Why
1282
01:07:08.039 --> 01:07:10.039
don't we just lose it on our phone. We could
1283
01:07:10.079 --> 01:07:12.519
sit at home and lose our whole house on our phone. Right,
1284
01:07:13.159 --> 01:07:16.639
It's it's crazy. I mean, it's like any addiction, do
1285
01:07:16.679 --> 01:07:17.239
you know what I mean?
1286
01:07:17.400 --> 01:07:21.000
Like gambling, Yeah, gambons.
1287
01:07:20.599 --> 01:07:22.679
It's oh, gotcha.
1288
01:07:22.760 --> 01:07:24.639
I never realized how bad it was, And my mom
1289
01:07:24.760 --> 01:07:28.199
told me that a friend of theirs, the wife came
1290
01:07:28.280 --> 01:07:34.599
home and everything was gone, like legitimate. No. I was like, mom, no,
1291
01:07:34.920 --> 01:07:37.760
the guy did her husband did underneath her and sold
1292
01:07:37.800 --> 01:07:44.159
the house to get Yeah, no, I can't. I never
1293
01:07:44.239 --> 01:07:46.280
really realized. My mom just told me, like a couple
1294
01:07:46.320 --> 01:07:49.280
of months ago. I never really knew anybody that that
1295
01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:53.440
had happened to, So like that blew my mind. It's like, holy.
1296
01:07:53.280 --> 01:07:57.400
Shit, gambling is set up for you to lose. No,
1297
01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:01.840
you're right, they're and their continos fit a way in
1298
01:08:01.920 --> 01:08:03.480
their favor, and it's so.
1299
01:08:03.639 --> 01:08:04.519
Insane, Like.
1300
01:08:06.039 --> 01:08:06.800
I don't I don't know.
1301
01:08:07.159 --> 01:08:09.440
I don't. I don't get it because I work so hard.
1302
01:08:10.079 --> 01:08:12.239
So it's like me giving I told you.
1303
01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:15.199
It's like it's like playing. You get the lottery, right,
1304
01:08:15.239 --> 01:08:18.720
it was up to a billion? Yeah, okay, No, I
1305
01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:23.159
will buy one ticket, really one ticket, that's all because
1306
01:08:23.520 --> 01:08:28.359
the odds and winning are so far against you. Why
1307
01:08:28.399 --> 01:08:30.920
am I giving them all my money? I'll give them
1308
01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:31.319
a dollar.
1309
01:08:31.960 --> 01:08:32.640
That's how I feel.
1310
01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:35.520
Roll the number, whatever you pick, that's what I got.
1311
01:08:36.119 --> 01:08:38.039
You know what Dave said to me one time. This
1312
01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:40.960
is like a month ago, he says, Michelle, because I
1313
01:08:41.000 --> 01:08:43.680
guess they play all that. He goes, give me a
1314
01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:48.000
number from whatever to whatever, and I'm like, or he
1315
01:08:48.119 --> 01:08:50.119
gave me numbers and he goes, which one should I pick?
1316
01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:52.159
And I go five thirteen.
1317
01:08:52.279 --> 01:08:55.800
I forget the numbers and he's like, why I said,
1318
01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:58.079
you just asked me to give you a number. What
1319
01:08:58.199 --> 01:09:00.520
the I don't even know what we're doing. So he
1320
01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:04.119
gets it and he said, listen, don't add me to
1321
01:09:04.199 --> 01:09:06.039
gamble because you're gonna lose.
1322
01:09:06.119 --> 01:09:09.039
I'm telling you, I can't pick it. What happened? He
1323
01:09:09.159 --> 01:09:09.840
fucking lost?
1324
01:09:10.079 --> 01:09:10.760
Yeah, I told you.
1325
01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:13.600
Then he picked the number he won wanted, and he
1326
01:09:13.680 --> 01:09:14.279
fucking won.
1327
01:09:14.960 --> 01:09:16.039
Don't ask.
1328
01:09:17.479 --> 01:09:19.960
I did that with a Chinese guy with when my.
1329
01:09:21.680 --> 01:09:25.399
My dead husband said. We were sitting at the table
1330
01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:28.359
and it was like a high rolling table and he said,
1331
01:09:28.439 --> 01:09:30.720
you know, he asked me, and I said, well, are
1332
01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:33.039
you gonna get mad if I say the wrong thing?
1333
01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:36.520
And he goes, no, guy was loaded, so he listened
1334
01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:36.760
to me.
1335
01:09:37.319 --> 01:09:37.880
He lost.
1336
01:09:38.880 --> 01:09:41.760
Listen, you want to gamble, go buy a fucking soft
1337
01:09:41.840 --> 01:09:44.920
pretzel off the guy at the intersection on the Roosevelt Boulevard.
1338
01:09:45.319 --> 01:09:47.720
It's either going to taste like the streak or it's
1339
01:09:47.760 --> 01:09:50.279
going to be worn. There's your gambling.
1340
01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:51.000
You know why.
1341
01:09:51.399 --> 01:09:54.840
I'm glad that you brought that up. I used to
1342
01:09:55.159 --> 01:09:58.920
love that you're hitting down the boulevard. You got a guy,
1343
01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:01.000
you just stick your hand out the window.
1344
01:10:01.560 --> 01:10:02.159
He sees it.
1345
01:10:02.279 --> 01:10:05.479
He runs over. He gives you a fucking bag with
1346
01:10:05.680 --> 01:10:08.760
four fucking pretzels in it for a fucking dollar.
1347
01:10:09.319 --> 01:10:10.920
I used to feed the kids in there. When we
1348
01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:12.840
go down the shore, you put it all of a.
1349
01:10:12.840 --> 01:10:16.159
Sudden, his hues in his chick and he's pissing, and
1350
01:10:16.239 --> 01:10:17.840
then put who gives this ship?
1351
01:10:18.119 --> 01:10:18.359
Listen?
1352
01:10:18.560 --> 01:10:19.520
Give me my pretzel?
1353
01:10:19.760 --> 01:10:22.680
I would. I would go to work, right, I would
1354
01:10:22.720 --> 01:10:23.159
go to work.
1355
01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:24.880
Gosh, I forgot that.
1356
01:10:25.119 --> 01:10:27.279
I would walk out of my apartment.
1357
01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:32.039
I know exactly what you're talking about.
1358
01:10:32.039 --> 01:10:33.960
Right across the street, the federal pretzel.
1359
01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:36.279
Yep, I know exactly what you're talking about.
1360
01:10:36.359 --> 01:10:39.119
It would come down the belt, the belt, yes, and
1361
01:10:39.239 --> 01:10:44.520
I would pick them yep. Okay, and then I will get.
1362
01:10:44.479 --> 01:10:46.039
Them up of Washington Avenue.
1363
01:10:46.479 --> 01:10:49.439
Well no, well damn too. Yeah, I would. You can
1364
01:10:49.960 --> 01:10:52.479
listen your soot if you stayed home from work, there'd
1365
01:10:52.520 --> 01:10:55.800
be soot on your car. And I'm making a pre yes,
1366
01:10:56.239 --> 01:10:58.760
but you could walk in in where the belt came.
1367
01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:00.479
I know exactly where you're talking thing about.
1368
01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:03.159
You grab four there was bags there, You put them
1369
01:11:03.199 --> 01:11:04.960
in a bag, you went up front.
1370
01:11:05.560 --> 01:11:07.239
Okay, Oh no, I didn't do that.
1371
01:11:07.359 --> 01:11:09.359
Then they would pull them off themselves.
1372
01:11:09.399 --> 01:11:11.520
No, no, weekend you would pull them out so as
1373
01:11:11.560 --> 01:11:13.199
they were coming down, you could choose, you know, have
1374
01:11:13.319 --> 01:11:15.560
much salt or whatever. I would put four in the bag.
1375
01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:18.800
I would take the bag, walk up to the front.
1376
01:11:19.439 --> 01:11:21.960
I got four. Oh, and the bag was so hot
1377
01:11:22.159 --> 01:11:23.680
they were you couldn't hold the press.
1378
01:11:23.960 --> 01:11:26.760
I know, I know the bag.
1379
01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:28.840
I would grab a thing of soda.
1380
01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:32.880
Okay, would you put your hot mustard on?
1381
01:11:33.479 --> 01:11:33.520
No?
1382
01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:36.399
And I would go to work. And that was that was,
1383
01:11:36.760 --> 01:11:40.880
you know, breakfast launch or whatever. Yeah you can't, you
1384
01:11:40.960 --> 01:11:41.159
know what.
1385
01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:43.560
And you're right there because they had them on Washington
1386
01:11:43.600 --> 01:11:44.239
Avenue too.
1387
01:11:44.880 --> 01:11:47.479
So what I would do is i'd stop and I
1388
01:11:47.600 --> 01:11:49.520
remember they'd be so hot, and i'd get them for
1389
01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:51.960
all the guys when we had the thing down there,
1390
01:11:52.680 --> 01:11:52.960
and I.
1391
01:11:53.119 --> 01:11:56.359
Just like hold on to them, so fucking good.
1392
01:11:56.680 --> 01:11:58.760
Yeah, God, I got somewhere now.
1393
01:11:59.399 --> 01:12:02.079
Yeah, that's that's that's damn.
1394
01:12:02.760 --> 01:12:03.840
I forgot about that.
1395
01:12:04.279 --> 01:12:04.479
Yeah.
1396
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:06.680
I used to hand them out when I got down
1397
01:12:06.720 --> 01:12:08.479
there at all the guys when we were working in
1398
01:12:08.600 --> 01:12:10.079
the in the warehouse.
1399
01:12:10.479 --> 01:12:11.800
Man, it was the way to go.
1400
01:12:12.079 --> 01:12:12.239
Yep.
1401
01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:14.279
But you know what, why can't they bring back I
1402
01:12:14.359 --> 01:12:17.199
bet you they should bring back the pretzels. I guarantee
1403
01:12:17.239 --> 01:12:19.680
if someone did something, don't bring the pretzels back.
1404
01:12:19.920 --> 01:12:24.039
Well, no, no, no, they're back. No, but there's up
1405
01:12:24.079 --> 01:12:26.520
by there won't they're up by me too, but they're
1406
01:12:26.600 --> 01:12:27.239
not federal.
1407
01:12:27.920 --> 01:12:29.680
You got to go in no, no, no, I'm mean
1408
01:12:29.800 --> 01:12:32.199
on the boulevard selling them on the boulevard again.
1409
01:12:32.880 --> 01:12:35.720
I don't think that's going to happen. But why, because,
1410
01:12:37.159 --> 01:12:39.880
gosh damn it, that was so great At different times.
1411
01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:42.920
Even the kids would remember that. They'd be like mom,
1412
01:12:43.560 --> 01:12:45.960
and they try to stick their little hands out the window.
1413
01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:50.840
When I was little, living, you know, my mother and
1414
01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:53.920
father's house, the pretzel guy would come up the street.
1415
01:12:54.319 --> 01:12:57.880
What oh, yeah, he had a cart. No yes, and
1416
01:12:58.000 --> 01:13:01.159
they were warm, they weren't hot, but he he would,
1417
01:13:01.279 --> 01:13:04.600
you know, yell pretzels, pretzels, and he would come down
1418
01:13:04.640 --> 01:13:06.800
the street and he would walk. It was always an
1419
01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:09.359
old guy. And the cart was made out of wood
1420
01:13:09.720 --> 01:13:12.039
and it had like plexi glass little windows that you
1421
01:13:12.079 --> 01:13:15.800
could see the pretzels and yeah, and had like wagon
1422
01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:20.039
wheels on side. So he would push it and you know,
1423
01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:21.359
it was a little I guess you got two for
1424
01:13:21.439 --> 01:13:24.279
a quarter or whatever. And you know I said, oh, man,
1425
01:13:24.359 --> 01:13:26.359
give me a quarter, give me and go out. And
1426
01:13:26.399 --> 01:13:28.760
I said, oh, pretzels. And they give him to it's
1427
01:13:28.840 --> 01:13:29.439
so cute.
1428
01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:34.119
So you know what we say, bring the times like that.
1429
01:13:34.319 --> 01:13:36.520
Back then, they had a thing called the whip.
1430
01:13:37.239 --> 01:13:37.520
What's that?
1431
01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:42.560
It was an amusement. It was a truck, okay, and
1432
01:13:42.960 --> 01:13:47.399
it had amusement on the on the bed of the
1433
01:13:47.479 --> 01:13:50.199
truck and had a cage around it and it was
1434
01:13:50.319 --> 01:13:52.439
like sort of like the Tilder World and wild Wood.
1435
01:13:52.640 --> 01:13:54.760
Oh gosh, yeah yeah, yeah, I was on the chain.
1436
01:13:55.000 --> 01:13:55.239
Yeah.
1437
01:13:55.399 --> 01:13:58.079
So, uh, the whip will come down and play music,
1438
01:13:58.560 --> 01:14:02.920
so you run down to the corner. Yeah. I really
1439
01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:05.479
don't remember how much it was because my parents would
1440
01:14:05.479 --> 01:14:07.840
give me money, but all the kids from the neighborhood
1441
01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:11.239
would run down to the corner the whip, and it
1442
01:14:11.359 --> 01:14:14.119
was just it was just to me. He was old.
1443
01:14:15.039 --> 01:14:16.840
I guess he might have been in his forties. Didn't
1444
01:14:16.840 --> 01:14:18.079
have no teeth, you know what I mean. But to
1445
01:14:18.159 --> 01:14:19.399
me it looked like he was one hundred.
1446
01:14:19.600 --> 01:14:19.800
Yeah.
1447
01:14:21.279 --> 01:14:23.359
I would give him a nickel or a dime whatever,
1448
01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:25.439
it was no more than that, and he would give
1449
01:14:25.439 --> 01:14:28.520
you a stick of gum and then you would get
1450
01:14:28.560 --> 01:14:32.039
on okay, and you'd sit there until a ride got
1451
01:14:32.119 --> 01:14:37.000
filled up. And it was only like maybe six you know, things,
1452
01:14:37.079 --> 01:14:40.279
and they would spend and go around, you know what
1453
01:14:40.319 --> 01:14:42.920
I mean, that's cool, and he played music. When the
1454
01:14:43.039 --> 01:14:44.359
song was over, you got off.
1455
01:14:44.840 --> 01:14:48.039
You know what were you? I'm like, were you around
1456
01:14:48.239 --> 01:14:49.680
when they brought the ponies around?
1457
01:14:50.079 --> 01:14:53.880
Yeah? Okay, I never We never got on them, my dad.
1458
01:14:54.000 --> 01:14:55.199
I don't know if you ever seen.
1459
01:14:55.359 --> 01:14:56.800
I guess from being in South Philly.
1460
01:14:56.880 --> 01:14:59.159
There's a picture of him sitting on the fucking pony.
1461
01:14:59.399 --> 01:15:02.039
Yeah, I listen. I thought that was cool when I
1462
01:15:02.119 --> 01:15:05.399
got the job I got. That was there for thirty
1463
01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:05.880
six years.
1464
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:06.079
Four.
1465
01:15:08.000 --> 01:15:10.720
There was two guys who wound up working for me
1466
01:15:11.560 --> 01:15:16.800
with the city, and they were the dudes who would
1467
01:15:17.000 --> 01:15:20.760
bring the ponies around. I didn't know these people, you
1468
01:15:20.800 --> 01:15:22.880
know what I mean, but they would explain, you know,
1469
01:15:23.000 --> 01:15:28.479
over time, I got to know them. So I'm the
1470
01:15:28.680 --> 01:15:34.239
boss now, right. So the one guy comes in and
1471
01:15:34.359 --> 01:15:37.159
he says, hey, boss, I want to ask you a
1472
01:15:37.239 --> 01:15:40.039
question as here. What's up? He said, Pete wants to
1473
01:15:40.119 --> 01:15:41.920
bar in my teeth. He needs to go on a date.
1474
01:15:42.079 --> 01:15:43.960
Oh you told me this story already.
1475
01:15:44.159 --> 01:15:48.439
Yeah. Yeah, I'm like I had. People would't give him
1476
01:15:48.439 --> 01:15:50.720
his teeth back and they wound up fist fighting over
1477
01:15:50.800 --> 01:15:53.960
the teeth. I'm nobody would ever believe this.
1478
01:15:54.199 --> 01:15:56.800
That that's Chrissy, that's Christy's boyfriend.
1479
01:15:57.039 --> 01:16:00.319
Oh my god. So yeah, there there's some. Yeah, I
1480
01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:02.359
remember the ponies. I never went on one.
1481
01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:04.439
Now my dad has picture of some of them. I
1482
01:16:04.479 --> 01:16:07.359
thought it was the coolest thing. Yeah, my dad made
1483
01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:11.159
like living in Philly like that was the way to be.
1484
01:16:11.359 --> 01:16:13.479
So I'd always be like, I want to be from Philly.
1485
01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:14.760
I want to be from Philly.
1486
01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:18.800
And I'm so glad I'm not. Yeah, no, listen, I
1487
01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:20.399
like my little valley world.
1488
01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:24.079
No. My father used to I said, oh Dad, it's hot.
1489
01:16:24.760 --> 01:16:29.479
It's fucking hot. He'd be like, really, you're really that hot.
1490
01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:32.399
I was like, yeah, can I sleep in the air
1491
01:16:32.479 --> 01:16:35.159
you guys got like the only the air conditioning just
1492
01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:38.520
came out. I mean, I'm like, yo, come on, man, please,
1493
01:16:38.560 --> 01:16:42.039
He's like, no, sleep on the front step. That's what
1494
01:16:42.279 --> 01:16:42.680
we did.
1495
01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:44.000
What the yuck?
1496
01:16:44.279 --> 01:16:45.680
We had to sleep on the front step.
1497
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:49.199
That's fucked up. He taught you something that didn't he.
1498
01:16:49.279 --> 01:16:51.600
Yeah, And also we hear is his air conditioner home,
1499
01:16:51.680 --> 01:16:53.039
and I.
1500
01:16:53.119 --> 01:16:55.720
Know the conversation for it chilled down and I.
1501
01:16:55.800 --> 01:16:57.920
Told my sister, yo, try to grab that hit man.
1502
01:16:57.960 --> 01:16:58.840
I'm fining a thirst.
1503
01:17:01.960 --> 01:17:03.199
Who was that Kathy cooking?
1504
01:17:06.119 --> 01:17:09.920
All right on that one. We are gonna, We're out,
1505
01:17:10.119 --> 01:17:13.640
We're out. I gotta find how to get the funk
1506
01:17:13.680 --> 01:17:14.000
out of here.
1507
01:17:14.079 --> 01:17:14.479
Here we go.