Planechase with Special Guest IamaSqurl: The Mimeoplasm vs Kang vs Laelia vs Squirrel Girl

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happened again. I'm so sorry you had to find
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out this way. It's another episode of Generic
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Commander. Hey, everyone. Everyone say hi. Hi.
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Excellent. Today's episode is a very special
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one, as they all are, because I believe that
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everything we do matters. But this is a very,
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very, even more special episode than the other
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ones. Y 'all stop that. For the listeners at
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home, they're shaking their heads. So the podcast
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people can be mad at y 'all too. We have a very
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special guest today. It's our first Patreon subscriber.
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In fact, introduce yourself. Hello, I'm Squirrel.
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And I play EDH, casual EDH almost every day.
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I love the game. And I am honored to be here
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tonight. Well, where can we find you, Squirrel?
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Don't you have a Twitch? Oh, yeah. I stream every
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Wednesday, 5 p .m. Pacific, casual EDH games
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with my community. You can find me at IamASquirrel
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on Twitch. We'll make sure that we... Yeah, I
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am a squirrel. But yeah, I am a S -Q -U -R -L.
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And that's important for the listeners. The viewers
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can see it. The listeners can't. And then the
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people that can absorb it through their skin,
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you're out of luck. So also, we asked Squirrel,
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hey, what do you want to do? What kind of game
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do you want to do? We were told Planes Chase,
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so it's also Planes Chase. So it's double special.
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Oh, pie, it's Planes Chase. So now that we've
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gotten Squirrel's introduction out of the way,
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we're going to go around the horn and hear what
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everybody's playing, including Squirrel again.
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And for the listeners at home, you'll never guess.
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You'll never guess what Squirrel's bringing.
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Because it's really like three options now, and
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I'm excited to see which one you think it is.
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Is Squirrel bringing Sexy back? Oh, Sexy never
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left. Oh, well, never mind. Yeah, I'm... Sexy's
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coming back. Russ, what are you doing? Hey, so
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I'm playing Karn, Temporal Tyrant. He's a 3 -4
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with... Nope. Hey, Russ, let's try that again.
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Karn? Karn, Temporal... Oh, Kang. Kids, at home.
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Don't get old. Don't get old. Don't need glasses.
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What's worse is I actually built this deck because
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I read the card and I'm like, oh, this is cool.
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Buy Focals, kids. Get them. Anyway. Happy Pride
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Month. Kang. Kang, Temporal Tyrant. Whenever
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he attacks, he connives. For those who don't
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know, connive is draw a card, then discard a
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card. If you discard a non -land card, you put
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a counter on the creature. He has a secondary
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ability of whenever I draw a second card each
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turn, each opponent loses one life and I gain
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one life. Now, it's specifically only my second
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card. So he's not as cool. as like... He's trying
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to say it's not as cool as Nekusar. Thank you.
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I am trying to say it's not. This happens. Anyway,
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it's not as cool as Nekusar, and it's also not
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as cool as some other effects. But it is Dimir,
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which means that I can do some funky shit. I
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am doing some funky shit. There is 100 % a howling
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mind in here. There's also 100 %... There's also
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100. I like that include because I don't see
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how it synergizes with anything in your deck.
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It doesn't. I added it just for you. I love yours.
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He's having us draw extra cards, so Mesmeric
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Orb will make it that we mill as well. Oh, right.
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Okay, it's part of the game. Yeah. I saw where
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he was coming from. No, no. I literally, I had
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an extra Mesmeric Orb and I'm like, jolly. I
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do love the shit out of a Mesmeric Orb. So, Squirrel,
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what you bringing with you? To no one's surprise,
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I am playing the unbeatable Squirrel Girl. So
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for anybody who wrote Chatterfang in the comments,
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you lose. You now have to unsubscribe. No, no,
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no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, unsubscribe,
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then resubscribe. It totally counts, right? I
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think you know it. But it's 4 green and 1 for
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a 4 -4. Do you like squirrels? Whenever Unbeatable
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Squirrel Girl enters or attacks, create a 1 -1
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green squirrel creature token. And I love squirrels.
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One colorless for green. Create X -1 -1 green
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squirrel creature tokens where X is the number
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of squirrels you control. The whole point is
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to get a ginormous amount of squirrels on the
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board and hopefully follow up with a crater hoof.
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Very good. I'm excited about this because Russ...
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killed us in a very similar way a few weeks ago.
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And so I'm seeing if history can repeat itself
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through somebody else. This is sort of like reincarnation,
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but the person who died and it possessed your
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body is still here. Uh, no, actually, actually,
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um, actually squirrel had his deck first. I played
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against it, loved it, pulled a squirrel girl,
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made my own. Wait a minute. So we lost juice.
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I am squirrel squirrel tech already. That's what
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happened. Great. Excellent. That's good. Jarvis,
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what's up? What happened? I'm just happy to be
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here. Great. Okay, my turn then. No, the deck
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I'm playing is a deck that you've seen many times.
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It's one of my favorites. It's Lelia. I'm going
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to go to combat. I'm going to grow Lelia. She's
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going to get big and strong. And hopefully kill
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a squirrel first. Lelia is a grower, not a shower.
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Oh, she's both. Because she also shows the top
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part of my library. Yeah, she exiles face up,
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so I think that she does both at the same time.
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Hello, nurse. Hello. Squirrel misunderstood the
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assignment. He brought mono green. Oh. I love
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how I've already become the target. Listen, I'll
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say this about Laylee, and that is that the deck
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is filled with a whole bunch of artifacts. So
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if you're doing any of the things that Green
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is good at, Jarvis will lose. Not necessarily.
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But in all seriousness, my cousin currently has
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a Toski Squirrel deck. He's like, oh, I'm thinking
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about changing to Squirrel Girl. I'm like, only
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do that if you want your commander removed a
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lot. Well, I'll say this. You don't got to worry
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about that for me, because my deck doesn't run
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that much removal. I'm playing... No, no, listen,
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I like Removal. Ham's the one that doesn't like
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it. Unfortunately, this one goes really hard
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on its theme. This is the Mimeoplasm. For two
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and... Oh, what is it? Not in Dotha. Zagoth.
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Yeah, for two in Zagoth, you get a 0 -0 Ooze.
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As it enters the battlefield, you may exile two...
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creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it
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enters as a copy of one of those cards with a
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number of additional plus one plus encounters
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on it equal to the power of the other card. So
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this is my singular targeted graveyard exile
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deck, right? Exile cards one at a time. I like
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to call it two and bad Dimir. No, it's good Dimir
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because it's Zagoth. If it was Sultai, it'd be
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bad Dimir, but Zagoth is good because that's
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Ikoria and that's the best magic set of all time.
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until kamigawa comes out next year oh my god
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i'm so excited they better let me mutate on an
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equipment creature either way let's figure out
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oh yeah another thing we're doing right right
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i don't think we explained this yet fractured
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power stone everybody could pay two mana to get
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a fractured power stone emblem it taps for one
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colorless mana or you can tap it to roll the
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planar die everybody understand you can only
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activate it as a sorcery yes everybody good Roger
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that. Good. You can only activate the plane or
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die mode as a sorcerer. You can tap it for mana
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whenever you want. True. This is correct. I'm
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here. Oh, good. And right when I got over here,
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my screen froze. So before I take my first turn,
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Russ, what is the first plane that we are on?
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Well, I thought it might be helpful to actually
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explain plane chase to some of our friends that
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don't know. Right. Okay. Yeah, get it, Russ.
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So. There is a deck of cards called a planer
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deck. Each card has a plane on it. This one is
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time distortion. When you encounter time distortion,
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it has the effect. It's a global effect. So this
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one, when you encounter time distortion, reverse
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the game's turn order. So it's like an Uno reverse.
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Okay, so now Russ is last. So that would be funny.
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If you stay on... To stay on the plane, you do
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nothing. If you want to leave the plane, you
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roll a plane or die. There's two sides. There's
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the planeswalker symbol and the chaos symbol.
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When you get the planeswalker symbol, you planeswalk
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to the next plane, getting rid of that card and
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flipping the next one. Well, to be fair, we would
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have... Well, that one, anyway, wasn't a static
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plane. That one was one that... Yeah, that was
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a phenomenon. Yeah. Phenomenon. I was just going
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to make the phenomenon joke. Oh no, Russ beat
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me to it. There's also an effect when you get
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the chaos symbol. It's called when chaos ensues.
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Sometimes it's cool, most of the time it's negative.
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But it's always good. And with that, let's kick
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it off. The first plane we're going to is the
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plane of MOAC. Fields of Summer. Whenever a player
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casts a spell, that player may gain two life.
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When chaos ensues, you may gain ten life. Interesting
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wording that you may. So, are we actually counting
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the phenomenon? No. No, that was... We'll just
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count that as a... That was a demonstration.
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Of course, Russ would say we're not counting
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it. Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
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Listen, listen, listen, listen. Okay, so one
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person is in favor of it being a demonstration.
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One person says, oh, no, that should be the case.
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I think personally, right, we have a guest who
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chose Planes Chase. We should let the guest decide
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if that phenomenon counts. No, no, I don't think
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so. No, it's good. Okay, okay, okay. You're good,
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Russ. You're good. I'm going to take my first
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turn. Bam. I'm going to play a Rejuvenating Springs.
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It's a Battle Bond land. It taps for green or
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blue. And it comes in untapped because I have
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opponents. It taps for two -thirds of Zagoth.
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Got it. Yeah, two -thirds Zagoth. Now you're
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getting it. Now you're cooking my gasoline. Let's
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Plains Chase. Here we go. I rolled nothing, but
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I can pay an additional mana. to roll again.
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But every other time I'd want to roll after this,
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I would have to pay increments increasing of
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one. So it's one the first time, two the next,
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three the next, to do it that many times on my
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turn. Let's go. What do we get? Nothing. Go ahead,
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Russ. Alrighty, alrighty. I'm going to draw.
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Oh, that's cool. I'm going to play an Aim Labs
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for a turn. It enters tapped, and I gain a life.
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Because we all love shooting purple tap lands.
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And I pass the turn. This is true. Are you going
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to try to planeswalk? No. You get a freebie.
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Well, yeah, but you could roll the thing to gain
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10 life. That's true. Okay, now you got me. Here
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we go. Chaos. No, nothing. Moving right along.
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Passing the turn. I will play a broccoli and
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the planes when I cast a spell. When you cast
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a spell. Is it one life or two life? Two life.
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Two life. Okay, I gain two life. I'm going to
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tap. My broccoli and play an Elvish Mystic. Alright,
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kill him. Gang 2 life. And then I will pass the
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turn as well. Oh wait, no, I'm gonna roll the
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play. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it. Nothing. Okay.
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Russ, can you roll the play to die for me, please?
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Roger that. Nothing. Okay. Mountain, I just topdeck
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this. Sol Ring. Oy. You gain two life? I will
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gain my two life. Pop, pop. Russ, can you roll
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that die for me again? Nothing. Okay, Jolly,
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it's your turn. Hey, y 'all. Okay, untap, upkeep,
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draw. Ooh. This isn't good right now, but it
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will be later. So I think I'm going to do this
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instead of going for the Fractured Power Stone
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play. Oh, that was dumb of me. I forgot about
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the Fractured Power Stone already. Now here's
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my question. When we do this, are we casting
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it? Yes. Okay. Well, maybe I will do it then.
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It's still a cast. Yeah, okay. I'll cast so I
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can gain two life then. Yeah, and I should have
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cast mine because it would have been the same
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exact thing, but, you know, I fucked up. Alright,
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so now let's roll to get out of here. That's
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nothing. But then I'm gonna tap to roll the planar
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die. And then nothing. Excellent stuff. Go ahead,
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Russ. All right, we're going to untivity tap,
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put in draw. Oh, that's cool. Can't do nothing
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with it, but it keeps. All right, I'm going to
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play an erotic orchard for turn. Oh, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa. Orchard? Orchard. Erotic? No. You
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said erotic, not exotic. I'm pretty sure you're
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just making that up. Sounds like Jarvis is a
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bit of a neurotic orchard. Am I right? Ayo. Now
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he's trying to gaslight us. That's what he's
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trying to do. Go to hell, Jarvis. You go to hell.
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Drinking beer out of a wine glass. It's not a
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wine glass. It's a wine glass. No, it's not.
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If you can hold it like this, it's a wine glass.
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Oh, that's not true at all. This is proper beer
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glassware. Get out of town. Russ, take your turn.
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I'm about to lose my mind. I, too, am going to
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play a Fractured Power Stone. You gain two life.
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Um, and then... Alright, cool. We're going to
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go ahead and see if I can get 10 life out of
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this. Nope. Tap the Fractured Power Stone. Nope.
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Pass the turn. We're going to be on this gain
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life playing the whole game and nothing interesting
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is going to happen. I don't want to be. I do
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not want to be either. I am going to play a Broccoli.
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I am going to roll for my Planet of Dice. Get
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us out of here, Squirrel. Nothing. Damn it. And...
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I'm going to pay two to cast Nature's Allure.
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Oh, you gained two life. So I gained two life,
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and I look for a forest. I will pass the turn
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at that while I do that. You don't want to roll
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no more? I don't. Those guys don't have any creatures.
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Yeah, I can do that. I'll do that and try again.
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Well, you could, well, I can't cast any shit.
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Well, yeah, you cuz the forest you get inners
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untapped, right? Um, I don't think so. Oh, it
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does never mind Yeah, so you can you can do that
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and do fractal These two just fractal and then
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tap the fractal to pay for the house and a castle.
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Yeah There you go. We already rolled. Yeah, I
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did. I got nothing. Oh, you're getting two more
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life though I put that out, so I'll shuffle,
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and yeah, I'll pass. Yeah, Nature's Rust, before
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I do anything else, can you roll that die? Roll
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that beautiful bean footage. I don't know where
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my planter die is, that's why I'm having Rust
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roll for me. I'm tapping for two and a red. I'm
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bringing out Lelia. So, if you don't know Lelia...
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Let's get down to business. This is my Mulan.
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Alter from Modfly Alters, he does fantastic work.
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But Lelea has haste. Whenever Lelea attacks,
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you exile the top card of your library. Whenever
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you exile a card from your library or from your
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graveyard, you get to go and put a plus one,
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plus one counter on Lelea. So I'm going to go
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right to combat. One of my favorite things that
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I like to think about in terms of, like, you
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know, maybe someday us getting, like, an ambassadorship
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or us getting invited as a group to, like, being,
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like, featured content creators. is I love the
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Riftbound playmat and the Disney -looking trading
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card in the command zone for this magic content.
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I think that's just great. I'm just doing Universes
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Beyond, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're hitting
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Lorkana and Riftbound. This is good. So I'm going
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to attack. I'm going to attack Squirrel. I do
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it. Exile the top card. I'm attacking you for
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a total of three, Squirrel. One, two, three.
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That's Commander, right? It is. Brazen Candidate
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is the card I exotic. I am not going to be able
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to play that this turn. I will go and play this
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Rogue's Passage as my land for turn. And then
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I'm going to tap that Rogue's Passage to try
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to spin that die again. I never gave my team
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for casting Lylia, so I just did. All right.
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Big bucks, no whammies. Big bucks, no whammies.
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Nope. I usually get beat up first. The first
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hit is always at me. It is the tradition. See?
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Is it me? Yeah, that's all you need. Untap, upkeep,
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draw. What is this? Another island. I don't necessarily
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want that. I would have been able to do more
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if I didn't mess up my first turn. And by more,
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I mean roll the die twice. Can I make an elk?
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Does Lylia have trample? No, not natively. This
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isn't very good. Yeah, nothing's very good right
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now. Do I just want to go for many, many rolls?
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Here is a swamp. I could try to get some bodies
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on the... Let the bodies hit the board. Let the
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bodies hit the board. Let the bodies hit the
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board. I'm going to play... I kind of just want
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to cast two guys. There's no cards in graveyards
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at all, though, is there? You know what? Let's
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do a roll first. Maybe we can get some mill going
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somehow. Oh, we're leaving. I got the plains
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chase. Let's go. Let's get here. Give me something
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good! Give me something good! Alright, so we've
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got... oh wait, hang on. Yeah, that's the one
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I flipped. There were two stuck together, but
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this is the one I flipped over, I didn't see
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that one. Plane is Chandelar. On the road to
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Chandelar. In the Aluren Wilds. Whenever a player
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taps a permanent for mana, that player adds one
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mana to his or her mana pool of any type of that
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permanent produced. When chaos ensues, you may
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roll. Target player can't cast spells until a
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player planes. Target player can't cast spells?
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That's what it says. Wait, so mana is doubled
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right now, yeah? Yeah. Not doubled, it's plus
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one. Plus one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, for
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the most part. It's just important because, you
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know, I have Sol Ring. Yes, I'm going to play
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Duelist of the Mind. It's a Flying Vigilant Star
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3 for 1 and a blue. Its power is equal to the
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number of cards I've drawn this turn, and whenever
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I commit a crime, I may draw a card. If I do
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discard a card, this ability triggers only once
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each turn. So I'm going to tap this to try to
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roll the Planar Die. I didn't hit anything good.
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And that's okay. Then what I'm going to do...
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Because if somebody rolls the thing, I'm not
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going to be able to cast spells. Yeah. Jolly.
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Oh, never mind. I was dumb. Ignore me. I typically
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do. I do have actually an idea for you, though.
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What's that? So you tap the planar die to roll
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the die. Right. Why don't you tap it for two
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mana and just use one of that mana to pay for
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rolling the die? Because I wouldn't have enough
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mana to do it again anyway. Oh, no. You'd have
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one mana left over for any spells you want to
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cast. Yeah, but the spells I want to cast don't
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matter. Okay. But no, you are correct. I should
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have done it that way. I'm going to do this,
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I guess. I guess just to try to make a body,
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and then if it dies, it dies. I'm going to pay
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four to cast Oko, the Ringleader. This one is
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for two and two -thirds Zagoth. This is a legendary
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planeswalker, Oko. At the beginning of combat
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on my turn, it becomes a copy of up to one target
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creature I control until the end of the turn,
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except it has hexproof. That doesn't matter right
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now. Plus one is draw two cards if I've committed
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a crime. This turn, I discard a card. Otherwise,
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I discard two cards. Minus one, create a 3 -3
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green elk. Minus five, for each other non -land
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permanent I control, I create a token that's
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a copy of it. I'm just going to minus one and
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elk myself. I'm going to get elky over here.
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For some reason, I didn't pay attention to what
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Oko it was. And I'm like, okay, I'm starting
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to write up an elk token. Well, no, you don't
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have to. We're going to give it just the good
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old -fashioned... It kind of looks like a giraffe,
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honestly. Yeah, this is not correct. Yeah, I
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messed up. I messed up bad. Oh no, it keeps getting
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worse. Why does it have wings? It doesn't even
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fly! Uh, anyway. Um, I'm... Why does a king want
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to have wings? Uh, that's fair. Are they wings?
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Are they considered wings? I guess so. I am done,
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Russ. Alright. I'm gonna untap, draw... What's
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this? Can I play a Shipwrecked Marsh for a turn?
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uh because i control two or more other lands
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nice let's get let's have a little shall we yeah
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yeah two mana so i'm gonna pay two black one
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two three four with one black or with one colorless
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oh man six mana for a witch king of angmar uh
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it's a five flying Whenever one or more creatures
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deal combat damage to you, each opponent sacrifices
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a creature that dealt combat damage to you this
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turn. The ring tempts you. I can discard a card
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to have it gain indestructible until end of turn
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and then tap it. Hey, that's very bad for me.
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Yeah, that's real awful for a go -like token's
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day. Well, no, because it's only one of the creatures
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that dealt combat damage, so it's not every creature.
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Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Maybe it's actually better
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for you because you're going to get rid of me
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and Jarvis' small board because you're going
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to have so many expendable guys. Then we're going
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to use that one floating mana and two black from
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Aim Labs to play a Cost of Brilliance. Target
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player draws two cards and loses two life. Put
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a plus one, plus one counter onto one target
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creature. I'm targeting myself, so I'm going
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to draw two cards. Really much? Nice. It's got
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to be Jelly because Jam don't get... Jelly like
00:24:00.569 --> 00:24:04.430
that? Huh? What? Yeah, I lost it about halfway
00:24:04.430 --> 00:24:10.150
through. Halfway, you think? Yes. I'm gonna put
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a plus one, plus one on the Witch King. So that
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thing's a 6 -4 that you can make indestructible.
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That's gross. Quick, Squirrel, cast Plymouth.
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I don't have it. Why? Because it's not my hand.
00:24:26.089 --> 00:24:31.140
Okay. And he casts broken wings anyway. Oh, that's
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true. I like broken wings. I'm going to discard
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a murky sewer for hand size. Are you going to
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roll the dice at all? Well, I haven't gone to...
00:24:38.819 --> 00:24:42.079
Oh, I was about to discard. Yeah. I kind of like
00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:44.640
it here, actually. Let's see if I can... Yeah,
00:24:44.700 --> 00:24:46.299
but if you roll the chaos, you can make someone
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not cast spells. Yeah. Yeah, that would be fun.
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Change of planes. No. Yes. Nothing. I will say,
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I'm a bit worried about mana doubling in a Squirrel
00:24:57.069 --> 00:24:59.230
Girl deck. I feel like there's a real chance
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that this might just be game right here. So we'll
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see. P to T, BB. Because that's Squirrel Girl
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plus activation. Okay, I will drop a turn. The
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Squirrel Girl activation irritates me so much
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because they put the OI once per turn or at sorcery
00:25:20.490 --> 00:25:24.160
speed on so many cards. But not her. It's so
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bad. It's so bad. We'll see how so bad it is.
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You know, the color that can make an obnoxiously
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large amount of mana with Outlaw and Infinite
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even. Let's go and make it. One, two, green,
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and then three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
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nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Springleaf Parade
00:25:52.529 --> 00:25:54.970
for 12. I don't even know what this fucking card
00:25:54.970 --> 00:25:58.069
does. Yeah, what the shit? When this enchantment
00:25:58.069 --> 00:26:01.329
enters, create X, 1, 1, colorless. Oh, it's 2
00:26:01.329 --> 00:26:04.509
green and X. When this enchantment enters, create
00:26:04.509 --> 00:26:07.130
X, 1, 1, colorless, shapeshift your creature
00:26:07.130 --> 00:26:10.049
tokens or change them. The creature tokens you
00:26:10.049 --> 00:26:13.470
control have tap, add 1 mana of any color. Oh,
00:26:13.470 --> 00:26:17.910
good. Is there a response? No, you get 10 squirrels,
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I guess. As well as gods. Oh yeah, sorry, 12.
00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:27.059
But yeah, they're changelings. So we have citizen
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squirrels. I'm gonna do secret squirrels, if
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you will. Or if you won't. Same thing. And I
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have 12 of those. That must have been in the
00:26:39.559 --> 00:26:44.559
elementals pre -con, yeah? It was. Oh, okay.
00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:48.559
And, uh... Yeah, at that I will pass the turn.
00:26:48.700 --> 00:26:54.759
Oh, wait. Now I'm going to roll for the plans.
00:26:57.220 --> 00:27:00.960
Nothing. And I will pass the turn. That would
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.980
be a good time for a blasphemous act, Jarvis.
00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:09.500
It would, 100%. I'd like that a lot. I don't
00:27:09.500 --> 00:27:11.759
know that I agree with you, but... Well, we're
00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:17.339
staring down 24 damage and chains. I can't protect
00:27:17.339 --> 00:27:20.640
my Oko under these conditions. Sorry, I'm in
00:27:20.640 --> 00:27:22.740
the process of it. And yes, it hurts. As bad
00:27:22.740 --> 00:27:24.900
as it's about to, if you don't figure out a solution.
00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:29.480
Well, I need to attack. Okay. I can't attack
00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:32.039
in a squirrel anymore. Wait, what are you looking
00:27:32.039 --> 00:27:34.859
for? I need to attack to try to get a better
00:27:34.859 --> 00:27:36.420
card off the top of my library, because what
00:27:36.420 --> 00:27:38.680
I have in hand does not save us. Yeah, bring
00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:43.019
it over here. Okay. Yeah, I won't kill it. Okay,
00:27:43.059 --> 00:27:48.099
I'll swing at you, Jolly. Yeah, I need you. It's
00:27:48.099 --> 00:27:51.359
a land. Do better, please. One, two, three, four.
00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:57.559
Well, that helped. Oh, it did? You tanking it
00:27:57.559 --> 00:28:00.160
helped because that allows me to go and cast
00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:05.359
this. Okay, okay, okay. I accept it happily.
00:28:05.700 --> 00:28:09.140
I'm going to do this. Floating a red mana for
00:28:09.140 --> 00:28:12.240
a... No, let's not do that. Let's just do this.
00:28:12.380 --> 00:28:14.900
I'm going to float a red mana for a... Light
00:28:14.900 --> 00:28:17.759
up the stage. I'll exile the top two cards in
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:19.519
my library until the end of my next turn. I can
00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:22.920
play those. There you go. Green Ignis and an
00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:27.579
Unexpected Windfall. Okay. I have one Red Floating.
00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:31.640
Oh no, I have a... To that Red Floating, I'm
00:28:31.640 --> 00:28:32.980
going to add two colors. I'm going to do a Sealing
00:28:32.980 --> 00:28:36.700
Song to add five Red Mana. Oh, I love Sealing
00:28:36.700 --> 00:28:40.400
Song. I'm going to use that Red Mana to go and
00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:43.460
cast the Unexpected Windfall. I'll have one Red
00:28:43.460 --> 00:28:47.359
Floating. I want to discard this Sunbird's Indication
00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:53.319
to create a treasure and draw two cards. Okay.
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:55.740
This will be my treasure token this time because
00:28:55.740 --> 00:28:57.339
I don't feel like that was the one that was on
00:28:57.339 --> 00:29:00.000
top. You made two treasures, right? Is it two
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:03.180
treasures? Why do I want it to just be one? It
00:29:03.180 --> 00:29:06.319
is two treasures. You're welcome. Blasphemous
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:13.259
act. Let's go. Come on. Please. Russ, roll that
00:29:13.259 --> 00:29:15.980
die. Come on, come on. We are walking planes.
00:29:15.980 --> 00:29:21.859
Oh, no! Okay. Hold on. Now, Jarvis, the thing
00:29:21.859 --> 00:29:24.579
is that when you roll that, it does put the trigger
00:29:24.579 --> 00:29:26.559
on the stack to planeswalk. So if you want to
00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:29.319
tap your mana in response, you can do that. I'll
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:33.539
float five mana. Okay. All right. We are going
00:29:33.539 --> 00:29:37.059
to Murraganda and the Feeding Grounds. Red spells
00:29:37.059 --> 00:29:41.740
cost one less to cast. Green spells cost... Yeah.
00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:48.519
That's not what we wanted. No, it's not what
00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.420
I wanted at all. Okay. Well, I mean, I guess
00:29:52.420 --> 00:29:54.839
it helps you, but also puts us in a worse position
00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:58.420
because Squirrel still is just getting... Using
00:29:58.420 --> 00:30:01.019
one of the colorless and a red, so I have one
00:30:01.019 --> 00:30:03.220
colorless, one red left. I want to cast my...
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:05.779
Fable of the Mirror Breaker. It's a saga. First
00:30:05.779 --> 00:30:08.460
step, I get to go and make a Goblin Shaman token
00:30:08.460 --> 00:30:12.240
that when it attacks, I get a treasure. Very
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:15.460
cool. What happens when you roll the symbol,
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:17.039
Russ? Did you read what happened when you rolled
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:20.180
the symbol? Yeah, that's... Oh, I didn't read
00:30:20.180 --> 00:30:23.700
it. Whenever you roll Chaos, put X plus one plus
00:30:23.700 --> 00:30:26.000
one counters on target creature where X is that
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:28.019
creature's converted man. Actually, I still have
00:30:28.019 --> 00:30:30.839
two colorless and one red left because my red
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:35.140
spells get discounted by one. Yep. Blasphemous
00:30:35.140 --> 00:30:40.680
act. Dude, I wish so hard. Wish harder. Make
00:30:40.680 --> 00:30:43.279
it come true. Believe in the heart of the cards,
00:30:43.339 --> 00:30:46.380
Jarvis. Or cheat. I'll let you cheat. I want
00:30:46.380 --> 00:30:48.180
to use one colorless in the red for my green
00:30:48.180 --> 00:30:51.279
Ignis. And then the last colorless I'll use for
00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:54.160
my currency converter. I gotta go down to the
00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:57.819
Tosche stake and pick a currency converter. Green
00:30:57.819 --> 00:31:01.890
Ignis. I could pay a red. and return it to my
00:31:01.890 --> 00:31:03.789
hand, and when I do, I get two colorless and
00:31:03.789 --> 00:31:06.029
a red, but I can only activate that as a sorcery.
00:31:06.289 --> 00:31:08.789
And Currency Converter has, whenever I discard
00:31:08.789 --> 00:31:11.190
a card, I may exile that card from my graveyard.
00:31:11.750 --> 00:31:14.250
For two untapping, I draw a card and then discard
00:31:14.250 --> 00:31:16.670
a card. And then for tapping, I put a card exiled
00:31:16.670 --> 00:31:19.710
with it from my graveyard into my graveyard.
00:31:19.809 --> 00:31:21.890
I'm sorry, from exile into my graveyard. If it's
00:31:21.890 --> 00:31:23.990
a land, I get a treasure. If it's a non -land,
00:31:24.109 --> 00:31:27.670
I get a black rook. Cool. And it is all you,
00:31:27.750 --> 00:31:31.450
Jolly. Um, did you have any creatures go to your
00:31:31.450 --> 00:31:35.269
graveyard by chance? Did you discard any? I did
00:31:35.269 --> 00:31:39.289
not. Cool. Alright. They're all spells. Alright,
00:31:39.410 --> 00:31:43.630
so I've drawn a card, which doesn't matter. Um,
00:31:43.829 --> 00:31:46.250
another island. Or do I want to play an island?
00:31:46.710 --> 00:31:50.750
Oh, there's a bat. Oh, butts. By the way, I was
00:31:50.750 --> 00:31:55.329
hoping to go and have chaos ensue to go and shut
00:31:55.329 --> 00:31:57.559
off Squirrel. Alright, here we go. I'm gonna
00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:01.819
roll. This is my freebie. That's a big goose
00:32:01.819 --> 00:32:04.700
egg. You know what? Let's go ahead. I'm gonna,
00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:08.559
even without having committed a crime, I'm just
00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:10.839
gonna plus one to draw two cards and discard
00:32:10.839 --> 00:32:12.440
two cards. Maybe I can do something cool here.
00:32:12.900 --> 00:32:17.339
Oh, man. We'll get rid of a psionic ritual. I
00:32:17.339 --> 00:32:20.740
just don't think that's gonna happen. And, um...
00:32:20.740 --> 00:32:25.400
Island? And then what? Well, okay, so I've drawn
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.180
three cards this turn. This is a 3 -3 Flying
00:32:28.180 --> 00:32:30.900
Vigilance. That's not nothing. That's not nothing.
00:32:32.180 --> 00:32:35.119
It's not anything good, but it's not nothing.
00:32:36.099 --> 00:32:38.559
You can deal combat damage. Yeah, I can. Yeah,
00:32:38.579 --> 00:32:40.240
I guess I can deal a little bit of combat damage.
00:32:40.660 --> 00:32:42.799
I just don't have any... I don't have anything
00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:47.960
good to do. Oh, but... Um... We're gonna pay
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:52.740
two, and I'm gonna cast the Ooze. It is a two
00:32:52.740 --> 00:32:55.880
mana artifact that says whenever a creature I
00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:57.720
control with a plus and plus encounter on it
00:32:57.720 --> 00:32:59.420
leaves the battlefield, I create a mutagen token
00:32:59.420 --> 00:33:01.920
for each plus and plus encounter on it. A mutagen
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:04.960
token, by the way, is the artifact with pay one
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.220
tap sacrifice that put a plus and plus encounter
00:33:07.220 --> 00:33:10.759
target creature activate only as a sorcery. In
00:33:10.759 --> 00:33:13.359
addition, it also has tap exile target card from
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:16.240
a graveyard create a mutagen token. So very cool.
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:20.579
Mutagen token. Anybody, it looks like goop, doesn't
00:33:20.579 --> 00:33:24.720
it? Like goop in a jar? Yep. It looks like...
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:30.500
It looks like the ooze. The ooze. Counter goop.
00:33:30.539 --> 00:33:33.099
I'm gonna write counter goop on this. I'm going
00:33:33.099 --> 00:33:39.420
to tap my the ooze to exile... Oh, hold on. I
00:33:39.420 --> 00:33:41.519
did have to discard a card, right? Whenever I
00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:43.500
commit a crime, I may draw a card. If I do, I
00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:46.660
discard a card. Yeah. So I will discard this
00:33:46.660 --> 00:33:51.420
Emperor of Bones. But then I'm going to tap the
00:33:51.420 --> 00:33:53.700
ooze. I'm going to exile Sunbird's Invocation,
00:33:53.779 --> 00:33:57.079
I guess. Okay. Oh, wait, no, I actually haven't
00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.500
even committed the crime yet. Now I have, because
00:33:59.500 --> 00:34:02.319
now I'm going to exile... What? When you exile,
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:05.660
I do get to grow Lelia. That's okay. For my graveyard,
00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:09.079
okay. I need her to be big. Now I'll discard
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:11.619
a card, and that will be the Emperor of Bones.
00:34:12.079 --> 00:34:15.500
So now I've drawn... I've drawn a total of four
00:34:15.500 --> 00:34:18.250
cards now with the duelist of the mine. And then
00:34:18.250 --> 00:34:22.289
I'm going to pay three. One, two, three. To cast
00:34:22.289 --> 00:34:26.670
a Teferi's Tutelage. Okay. For two and a blue,
00:34:26.869 --> 00:34:28.969
it's an enchantment that says, when it enters
00:34:28.969 --> 00:34:30.690
the battlefield, I draw a card, then discard
00:34:30.690 --> 00:34:33.329
a card. And whenever I draw a card, target opponent
00:34:33.329 --> 00:34:36.630
mills two cards. So let's draw a card. We're
00:34:36.630 --> 00:34:40.329
going to discard a City of Brass, just so I get
00:34:40.329 --> 00:34:45.150
hurt slightly less. And then because I've drawn
00:34:45.150 --> 00:34:47.719
a card, this will get plus or minus power. And
00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:49.300
then who am I going to mill for two? I'm going
00:34:49.300 --> 00:34:56.579
to mill, man. Yeah, squirrel. Yeah, that's good.
00:34:56.820 --> 00:35:01.239
Go ahead and get milled for two, please. Broccoli
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:08.579
and Tamiyo Seiki. Okay, well, I'm glad that you
00:35:08.579 --> 00:35:12.519
don't have the defense spell anymore. All right,
00:35:12.539 --> 00:35:16.239
let me move my non -creatures a little lower.
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:20.079
Fix my board state up some. Yep, so then I'm
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:22.559
going to go to combat with my Flying Vigilant,
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:25.780
Duelist of the Mind, and I'm going to hit Squirrel
00:35:25.780 --> 00:35:31.699
for five. And then, unfortunately, I have to
00:35:31.699 --> 00:35:33.099
just pass the turn. I see how you are treating
00:35:33.099 --> 00:35:39.679
your guests. Hey, listen. You got a good board
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:42.760
state. It's a good board state. You made a lot
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:46.440
of use out of the plane that we were on. And
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:48.320
you should be happy about that. I'm going to
00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:53.780
play an arcane lighthouse for a turn. Nice. I
00:35:53.780 --> 00:35:57.039
think what I have to do... Please, do it. If
00:35:57.039 --> 00:36:01.199
you have to do it, do it. Do it. Do it. None
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:03.340
of us will be sad. First of all, let's try and
00:36:03.340 --> 00:36:05.800
get the... Nope. Now we live here. No, we're
00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:08.559
not. That fell off my desk. Sorry. Still nope.
00:36:08.820 --> 00:36:13.219
Alright. Black, black, one, two. Diabolic Tutor.
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:19.139
Diabolic Tutor? Yeah, Diabolic Tutor. Oh. Search
00:36:19.139 --> 00:36:20.880
the library for a card, put that card into your
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:23.739
hand, then shuffle your library. Is this Odyssey?
00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:27.179
Is that from Odyssey? I don't know my sets well
00:36:27.179 --> 00:36:30.099
enough. I love that art. I've never seen this
00:36:30.099 --> 00:36:33.840
art for Diabolic Tutor. This is cool. I don't
00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:37.179
think it's Odyssey, though. Like a snake? There's
00:36:37.179 --> 00:36:38.860
a little cauldron thing behind it? The candles?
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:44.420
Rick Farrell. Yeah, that's cool. Man. Well, that
00:36:44.420 --> 00:36:47.239
one's the list printing, I'm sure, probably,
00:36:47.400 --> 00:36:52.099
but it's originally in... It is not a list printing,
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:55.059
sure. Oh, it's not the list printing? Because
00:36:55.059 --> 00:36:56.460
that's the same set symbol they use for the list
00:36:56.460 --> 00:36:58.860
as well. Now, if it was the list, it'd have the
00:36:58.860 --> 00:37:01.619
little Planeswalker symbol. If it were a list,
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:04.039
it would have the Planeswalker symbol. It is
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:07.300
Odyssey. That is Odyssey, cool. That's a cool
00:37:07.300 --> 00:37:09.610
printing in that card. But they also used that
00:37:09.610 --> 00:37:11.829
printing for 8th edition as well. 8th and 9th.
00:37:11.929 --> 00:37:16.550
So I'm going to go ahead and move to my combat
00:37:16.550 --> 00:37:22.190
fan. Yar? Again, I'm in danger. You are the danger.
00:37:22.809 --> 00:37:26.909
You are the danger. Go away, or I'm going to
00:37:26.909 --> 00:37:28.730
call the Brute Squad. I'll board the Brute Squad.
00:37:28.869 --> 00:37:31.449
You are the Brute Squad, Princess Bride fans.
00:37:32.210 --> 00:37:35.889
I was going to guess either Princess Bride or
00:37:35.889 --> 00:37:39.179
some Leslie Nielsen movie. I love how you're
00:37:39.179 --> 00:37:41.900
just like some Leslie Nielsen movie. Yeah, it
00:37:41.900 --> 00:37:45.119
could be. Alright, moving to combat. I'm gonna
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:47.940
go ahead and swing six in the air at squirking
00:37:47.940 --> 00:37:51.500
murder. So I gotta get my licks in now while
00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:54.400
I'm still alive. I have to sacrifice something,
00:37:54.539 --> 00:37:57.500
right? No, it's if you deal combat damage to
00:37:57.500 --> 00:38:02.099
Russ. Yeah, no, it's not that cool. Like, that
00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:06.099
would be stupid and I'm 100 % behind it. And
00:38:06.099 --> 00:38:08.699
then I pass the turn. But that enchantment just
00:38:08.699 --> 00:38:12.539
lets those tokens add mana, so there's a total
00:38:12.539 --> 00:38:18.099
of... Well, this is an emblem, right? Yeah, yeah,
00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:20.900
yeah. The enchantment you have lets your changelings
00:38:20.900 --> 00:38:23.420
tap for mana, right? Yeah, I know. So right now
00:38:23.420 --> 00:38:29.199
he has access to 17 mana, and all of his green
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:32.420
spells are discounted by one. Right, I forgot
00:38:32.420 --> 00:38:36.760
about the discount. Hell yeah, let's go. Yeah,
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:41.679
let's pay one, two... Yeah, that's all I need.
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:46.320
For a squirrel mob, it gets plus 12, plus 12.
00:38:46.820 --> 00:38:51.820
That's excellent. So it's a 14, 14 squirrel.
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:59.320
Yes. Excellent. I will then pay one, two, and
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:04.320
just use this as the tap, guys. And one item
00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:08.349
is tapped. And I will cast Squirrel Girl. Yep,
00:39:08.349 --> 00:39:13.190
so that enters and you make how many? I only
00:39:13.190 --> 00:39:16.909
make one squirrel when she enters. Ah, right,
00:39:17.030 --> 00:39:20.650
okay. So that's one squirrel. One squirrel ahead
00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:25.869
of the hitman. And then I'm gonna wait. I'll
00:39:25.869 --> 00:39:29.869
pass the turn. You're gonna pass the turn? Disgusting.
00:39:30.610 --> 00:39:33.949
Yeah, I can't attack with any of my big guys,
00:39:34.010 --> 00:39:36.190
just these. Guys that I want to use for better.
00:39:36.570 --> 00:39:41.530
Yeah, just the 11 2 -2s. Yeah. Yeah, I pass the
00:39:41.530 --> 00:39:45.489
turn. Draw. I'm going to go and discard 2. This
00:39:45.489 --> 00:39:47.050
is going to tick up just 2. I'm going to discard
00:39:47.050 --> 00:39:50.949
2 and draw 2. Very nice. I'll discard Impulsive
00:39:50.949 --> 00:39:55.849
Pilferer and Glittering Stockpile. Mm -hmm. And
00:39:55.849 --> 00:39:58.889
when I discard those, they actually trigger or
00:39:58.889 --> 00:40:03.309
they get exiled to Currency Converter. Right.
00:40:04.010 --> 00:40:06.789
And they technically exile to separate instances,
00:40:07.010 --> 00:40:10.710
so Lily goes up twice. Boop boop. Now I'll draw
00:40:10.710 --> 00:40:14.409
my two. Boop boop. Still not helping deck. Well,
00:40:14.630 --> 00:40:18.269
one, two, three, four. Remember, your red stuff
00:40:18.269 --> 00:40:21.809
costs less. Five. I'm going to cast Surge to
00:40:21.809 --> 00:40:24.789
Victory. Surge to Victory is a sorcery that exiles
00:40:24.789 --> 00:40:26.590
a target instant or sorcery card from my graveyard.
00:40:26.750 --> 00:40:28.510
Creatures I control get plus X plus zero until
00:40:28.510 --> 00:40:30.849
end of turn. It works as that card's mana value.
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:33.340
Whenever a creature I control deals combat damage
00:40:33.340 --> 00:40:35.920
to a player, copy the exile card. I may cast
00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:38.719
the copy without paying its mana cost. I want
00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:42.239
to exile Unexpected Windfall. That's a good one.
00:40:43.360 --> 00:40:44.820
Because you also don't have to pay the additional
00:40:44.820 --> 00:40:49.460
cost. That's true. So they now all get plus four,
00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:52.739
plus oh. So I'm going to go to combat. Nine.
00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:55.340
Put a few blocks. That's a lot of squirrels.
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:59.820
Oh no, because he just has a catapult. Fuck us.
00:41:00.539 --> 00:41:06.059
Fuck us hard. I do have bad news. Yeah? You are
00:41:06.059 --> 00:41:10.199
casting the copies. Yeah. So you would have to
00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:12.940
discard. Because that's an additional cost to
00:41:12.940 --> 00:41:16.179
cast it. Oh, because I'm casting. Oh, well, I
00:41:16.179 --> 00:41:17.639
don't care about the cards that much in my hand.
00:41:18.059 --> 00:41:19.539
Well, yeah, and it just gives you more exile
00:41:19.539 --> 00:41:22.079
fodder. Yeah, I need to dig more than anything
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:28.309
else. I'm going to split these up. You are? So
00:41:28.309 --> 00:41:31.110
that way you're both not just getting hit because
00:41:31.110 --> 00:41:35.869
I can't attack Squirrel. This is true. So I want
00:41:35.869 --> 00:41:39.929
to send Lelia at Russ and the Goblin Shaman and
00:41:39.929 --> 00:41:42.809
the Green Ignis at Jolly. I will make a treasure.
00:41:43.010 --> 00:41:47.010
I'll exile the top card. It's a Rousing Refrain.
00:41:47.070 --> 00:41:51.289
Not very helpful right now. So that's 14 at Russ,
00:41:51.570 --> 00:41:57.789
6, 12 at Jolly. 12 at me, huh? Yeah. I mean,
00:41:57.809 --> 00:41:59.250
I guess I'm gonna... What are you sacrificing?
00:41:59.730 --> 00:42:02.429
Well, I gotta deal the combat damage first. Well,
00:42:02.449 --> 00:42:04.469
I'll have to sacrifice Lelea, because it's only
00:42:04.469 --> 00:42:05.989
whatever is dealt combat damage to you, but at
00:42:05.989 --> 00:42:07.949
this point, I don't care if I'm sacrificing Lelea.
00:42:09.090 --> 00:42:11.329
You have to sacrifice the one that deals the
00:42:11.329 --> 00:42:15.230
combat damage, do you? Do you? Yeah. Oh yeah,
00:42:15.269 --> 00:42:17.030
that dealt combat damage. Oh yeah, so it would
00:42:17.030 --> 00:42:19.630
be Lelea, yeah. That dealt combat damage to you.
00:42:20.110 --> 00:42:22.050
Yeah. So I'm gonna end up having to sacrifice
00:42:22.050 --> 00:42:26.500
Lelea, which I don't care. I will block the Ignis
00:42:26.500 --> 00:42:31.179
with a 3 -3 Elk. Okay. So they'll trade? Yeah.
00:42:31.280 --> 00:42:34.719
And you'll take 6, and Russ took 14. That's a
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:41.840
lot. So I get to go... I get two copies of Unexpected
00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:48.000
Windfall. Yes. So... Discard land, draw 2, get
00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:50.880
2 treasures. That's pretty good. Discard Tarion
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:56.099
Soul Cleaver. Draw two. Get two treasures. What
00:42:56.099 --> 00:42:58.719
was the first thing you discarded? Carrion Soul
00:42:58.719 --> 00:43:02.500
Cleaver. Oh, okay. And for the other one? The
00:43:02.500 --> 00:43:04.900
other one was just a mountain. Oh, okay. Boo!
00:43:05.179 --> 00:43:06.760
Which I probably should have discarded the mountain
00:43:06.760 --> 00:43:10.239
because I don't have a mountain in my hand. But
00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:13.519
what I do have... Oh, yeah. It's a Fighting Spirit.
00:43:13.980 --> 00:43:15.739
But both of these actually get exiled underneath
00:43:15.739 --> 00:43:18.940
here. I want to tap this and put the mountain
00:43:18.940 --> 00:43:21.550
to here. Make another treasure. Uh -huh. And
00:43:21.550 --> 00:43:24.250
here's why I shouldn't, uh, I shouldn't have
00:43:24.250 --> 00:43:26.530
discarded the mountain. Because I wasn't paying,
00:43:26.710 --> 00:43:30.269
uh, playing with, uh, keeping my board wipes
00:43:30.269 --> 00:43:32.530
in hand. Actually, how much does this cost? This
00:43:32.530 --> 00:43:34.449
costs... Yeah, all your red spells cost one less,
00:43:34.550 --> 00:43:38.530
right? Yeah. Yeah, but I still wasn't, uh, dealing
00:43:38.530 --> 00:43:40.809
with board wipes in mind. Uh, how many cards
00:43:40.809 --> 00:43:43.570
does everyone have in hand? I have, uh, three.
00:43:43.969 --> 00:43:49.389
I have four. Five, six, seven. So Russ has seven.
00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:52.280
So this costs four. I'm going to sacrifice four
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:54.880
of these treasures and cast Rousing Refrain.
00:43:56.179 --> 00:44:00.059
It adds red mana for each card in target opponent's
00:44:00.059 --> 00:44:01.780
hand. Until I end of turn, I don't lose this
00:44:01.780 --> 00:44:04.800
mana. Steps and phases end, and then this gets
00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:07.539
exiled with three time counters on it. I love
00:44:07.539 --> 00:44:10.300
Rousing Refrain. So I will have seven red mana.
00:44:11.139 --> 00:44:13.420
Okay. Yeah, but what could you possibly do with
00:44:13.420 --> 00:44:19.449
it? Oh, I... I'm going to save us. Oh, yeah?
00:44:20.329 --> 00:44:23.170
Yeah. Or hopefully. Oh, I'm rooting for you,
00:44:23.230 --> 00:44:25.710
bud. As long as Squirrel doesn't have to give
00:44:25.710 --> 00:44:27.349
everything indestructible, I'm going to save
00:44:27.349 --> 00:44:29.670
it. Well, luckily, that's not in green. Right.
00:44:29.750 --> 00:44:31.550
Even though we saw Tamayo's safekeeping already
00:44:31.550 --> 00:44:33.989
go to the graveyard once. So that's seven rare
00:44:33.989 --> 00:44:36.010
mana. I'm going to sacrifice four more treasures.
00:44:37.090 --> 00:44:39.070
Heroic intervention, here it comes. So I sacrificed
00:44:39.070 --> 00:44:43.349
eight total treasures. Yar. With those four treasures,
00:44:43.449 --> 00:44:46.210
I'm going to cast a structural assault. Structural
00:44:46.210 --> 00:44:50.500
assault is a board wipe. It destroys all artifacts,
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:52.619
then structural assault deals damage to each
00:44:52.619 --> 00:44:54.300
creature equal to the number of artifacts that
00:44:54.300 --> 00:44:56.500
were put into graveyards from the battlefield
00:44:56.500 --> 00:44:59.360
this turn. Oh, so that's going to be a total
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:05.380
of... 8, 9, 10. I have a response. I also have
00:45:05.380 --> 00:45:09.440
a response. Oh, you're before me, Russ. Oh yeah,
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:11.179
that's true. I'm going to discard the Scepter
00:45:11.179 --> 00:45:13.860
of Deceit to make the Witch King indestructible.
00:45:14.739 --> 00:45:21.099
Yep. Okay. I have no responses. LP 2 and Heroic
00:45:21.099 --> 00:45:24.039
Intervention. Ah, there it is. Butts and stuff.
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:28.400
Well, that's all I could do. Yeah, and then I
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:30.800
lose my ooze and mutagen, so everything takes
00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:37.860
10. Yeah, well, 10, 11, 12. Yeah. Sick. Cool.
00:45:38.280 --> 00:45:40.579
Love that. And this stuff is exiled forever.
00:45:42.059 --> 00:45:44.960
Something like. I sort of feel bad. Y 'all need
00:45:44.960 --> 00:45:47.989
to kill me. No, we're trying. I like... Listen,
00:45:48.070 --> 00:45:51.849
I like a puzzle. I like a... I like a everybody
00:45:51.849 --> 00:45:54.449
has to team up on a guy thing. I want to use
00:45:54.449 --> 00:45:59.269
two mana here to cast a Seize the Spoils. Discard
00:45:59.269 --> 00:46:02.090
a card. Draw two cards. Create a treasure. So
00:46:02.090 --> 00:46:07.230
discard Squee the Immortal. Draw two cards. Get
00:46:07.230 --> 00:46:10.550
a treasure back. Lillian costs four. Chili's
00:46:10.550 --> 00:46:17.230
treasure back. Use 4 mana. Use 4 of my floating
00:46:17.230 --> 00:46:19.550
mana. This always throws me off when they make
00:46:19.550 --> 00:46:21.849
the Planeswalker symbol the 1 and not the 20.
00:46:22.329 --> 00:46:27.750
Recast Lelia. There she is. Mrs. Universe. Cast
00:46:27.750 --> 00:46:31.389
Refraction Power Stone. Russ. Wait a minute.
00:46:31.469 --> 00:46:34.190
I never drew the two cards off of... No, I did.
00:46:34.230 --> 00:46:36.949
Never mind. Yeah, I did. Russ, roll that die.
00:46:38.230 --> 00:46:43.579
Alright, here we go. That is Chaos Ensue. Ooh.
00:46:43.579 --> 00:46:46.719
That's plus one, plus one counters. On target
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:48.739
creature, where X is that creature's converted
00:46:48.739 --> 00:46:54.579
mana cost. Laylee is now five. Yep. Russ, play
00:46:54.579 --> 00:46:58.920
that fucking music white boy again. Nothing.
00:46:59.900 --> 00:47:03.639
Okay, I did everything I could do. Yeah. We'll
00:47:03.639 --> 00:47:07.639
see what I got going on. I tried my best. Who
00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:09.539
do I think has the most board wipes in their
00:47:09.539 --> 00:47:13.380
deck? Russ, I only have one more left. Russ,
00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:16.260
how many do you think you got? I know I have
00:47:16.260 --> 00:47:21.400
one in my hand. You have one in your hand? Yeah,
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:23.840
I tutored that. No, I know. How many do you have
00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:28.219
in your deck, though? Oh, four. Four. Okay, sick.
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:31.719
I'm going to draw my card for turn. Russ, I'm
00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:34.019
going to have you mill two cards. Let's see if
00:47:34.019 --> 00:47:38.860
we can find one. Lock, coal, and blade brand.
00:47:40.920 --> 00:47:43.840
Blade brand? What is that? Target creature gains,
00:47:44.019 --> 00:47:45.619
death touch, surrender turn, and draw effect.
00:47:46.639 --> 00:47:54.380
Interesting. Okay. I'm going to plus one my Oko,
00:47:54.400 --> 00:47:56.139
the ringleader, to draw two cards, and since
00:47:56.139 --> 00:47:58.360
I have committed a crime this turn by targeting
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:00.920
you with Teferi's Tutelage, I only have to discard
00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:07.840
one. Let us discard... I think an ancient tomb
00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:09.320
will kill me. I'll just throw it in the yard.
00:48:10.420 --> 00:48:13.559
You know what, Russ? Let's have you mill four.
00:48:14.099 --> 00:48:17.360
What do we got? Blue Sun's Twilight. Burnished
00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:21.739
Heart. Burnished Heart, okay. Starfield Vocalist.
00:48:21.980 --> 00:48:24.860
Starfield Vocalist isn't bad. Demir Guildgate.
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:28.159
Okay. Does anybody have any cool creatures in
00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:31.199
their graveyard by chance? I have a Squeezy Immortal
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:34.019
and an Impulsive Pilfer. Yeah, that's a fancy
00:48:34.019 --> 00:48:38.239
way to say no. I'm going to... And a Breeding
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:41.659
Ignis. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna do a Breeding
00:48:41.659 --> 00:48:45.820
Pool. Untapped. I'll take two damage. Bam, bam.
00:48:46.380 --> 00:48:48.880
I'm gonna roll this thing. Oh, we get to leave!
00:48:49.219 --> 00:48:53.760
Bladeswalk! Let's go! No. What do we got? Come
00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:58.280
on, blow up the world! We have Shadowmoor. Ravens
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:01.989
run. All creatures have wither. They deal damage
00:49:01.989 --> 00:49:03.989
to a creature in the form of minus one, minus
00:49:03.989 --> 00:49:07.070
one counters. Whenever you roll chaos, put a
00:49:07.070 --> 00:49:09.690
minus one, minus one on target creature, two
00:49:09.690 --> 00:49:12.070
minus one, minus ones on another target creature,
00:49:12.170 --> 00:49:14.590
and three minus ones, minus ones on a third target
00:49:14.590 --> 00:49:17.010
creature. Oh, you get to incremental blight.
00:49:17.570 --> 00:49:19.510
Can't you minus one, minus one on all creatures
00:49:19.510 --> 00:49:24.670
instead? No. I mean, you know what? I don't really
00:49:24.670 --> 00:49:27.130
got much else going on, and that sucks. Let's
00:49:27.130 --> 00:49:29.760
go for it. Okay, that's nothing. Can I afford
00:49:29.760 --> 00:49:33.780
to pay? Well, I did that one with just the regular
00:49:33.780 --> 00:49:37.440
roll. So I guess I could afford to pay one and
00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:40.159
hope something happens. Yeah, alright. I'll pay
00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:45.440
one. Oh! That's another planeswalk, baby! Where
00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:48.440
we going? Come on, give me a phenomenon. Reset
00:49:48.440 --> 00:49:53.860
the game. We got a phenomenon. What is it? Spatial
00:49:53.860 --> 00:49:56.599
merging. When you encounter spatial merging,
00:49:56.820 --> 00:49:58.739
reveal cards from the top of your planar deck
00:49:58.739 --> 00:50:01.739
until you reveal two plane cards. Simultaneously,
00:50:01.820 --> 00:50:03.920
planeswalk to both of them. Put all other cards
00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:05.579
revealed this way on the bottom of your planar
00:50:05.579 --> 00:50:09.880
deck in any order. Hell yeah, let's go! Alright,
00:50:09.980 --> 00:50:15.380
so... So first plane is Xerox. Okay. And second
00:50:15.380 --> 00:50:18.579
plane is Kel -Fi -Fi. Alright, so what do we
00:50:18.579 --> 00:50:25.079
got here? So we have... For Xerox, players have
00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:28.619
no maximum hand size. Okay. Whenever you roll
00:50:28.619 --> 00:50:33.699
the planar die, draw a card. Whenever chaos ensues,
00:50:33.699 --> 00:50:35.579
reveal the top card of your planar deck and you
00:50:35.579 --> 00:50:38.860
may put it on the bottom of your planar deck.
00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:43.980
Okay. And then Areopolis or Kephali, whatever.
00:50:44.260 --> 00:50:46.860
Whenever you planeswalk to Areopolis, at the
00:50:46.860 --> 00:50:48.760
beginning of your upkeep, put a scroll counter
00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:51.860
on Areopolis and you gain life equal to the number
00:50:51.860 --> 00:50:54.760
of scroll counters on it. Wait, whenever you
00:50:54.760 --> 00:50:57.599
planeswalk there and what else? At the beginning
00:50:57.599 --> 00:50:59.639
of your upkeep. So whenever you planeswalk there
00:50:59.639 --> 00:51:01.619
and whenever it's the beginning of your upkeep?
00:51:01.980 --> 00:51:05.179
Yep. Okay, so I gain one life and there needs
00:51:05.179 --> 00:51:08.280
to be a scroll counter on that. Right. On it.
00:51:08.670 --> 00:51:12.489
Uh, when you, when Areopolis has 10 or more scroll
00:51:12.489 --> 00:51:14.909
counters on it, planes walk. And the fun part
00:51:14.909 --> 00:51:18.730
about that is only Jolly. Um, whenever you chaos
00:51:18.730 --> 00:51:22.190
ensues, put a scroll counter on Areopolis, then
00:51:22.190 --> 00:51:24.670
draw cards equal to the number of scroll counters
00:51:24.670 --> 00:51:26.809
on it. Oh, that's pretty cool. What do you mean
00:51:26.809 --> 00:51:29.030
only Jolly gets it? Everyone gets it at the beginning
00:51:29.030 --> 00:51:31.230
of their upkeep. Yeah, I just got it because
00:51:31.230 --> 00:51:34.710
I planes walked there. Uh... I thought because
00:51:34.710 --> 00:51:36.949
it says when you planeswalk and at the beginning
00:51:36.949 --> 00:51:40.550
of your turn. It's everybody's turn. Okay, cool.
00:51:41.489 --> 00:51:44.750
I mean, but that said, I am done. Russ, go ahead.
00:51:45.590 --> 00:51:50.010
I'm going to untap. Scroll counter. Game life
00:51:50.010 --> 00:51:52.289
equals the number of scroll counters. Let's go,
00:51:52.369 --> 00:51:56.250
Bubby. I really don't want Russ to board wipe
00:51:56.250 --> 00:52:00.429
because I can't afford Lelia, but he needs to
00:52:00.429 --> 00:52:03.099
so we don't die. This is true. I would rather
00:52:03.099 --> 00:52:07.960
not die than whatever you're talking about. I'll
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:10.440
be sad, but it's for the greater good. I hope
00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:12.500
it's a toxic deluge so we can get around any
00:52:12.500 --> 00:52:15.659
weird indestructible hexproof stuff. Oh, jolly.
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:19.280
Once again. Did I do it again? Fuck, I'm sorry.
00:52:21.159 --> 00:52:25.179
That's going to be a toxic deluge for... Four?
00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:29.579
Four. No, not four. I think three does the job,
00:52:29.699 --> 00:52:33.000
right? No, Squirrel Girl's a four. Squirrel Girl's
00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:38.920
a four, but... To get all of them, but... This
00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:42.599
guy. Is four. No, that guy will go away as well.
00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:44.739
He goes away too because he loses his power and
00:52:44.739 --> 00:52:46.280
toughness when all the other squirrels go away.
00:52:46.980 --> 00:52:51.780
And he still gets a plus. He's a 14 -14. He's
00:52:51.780 --> 00:52:54.659
two of the pluses. No, but it's plus one, plus
00:52:54.659 --> 00:52:58.679
one for each other squirrel. So when he enters...
00:52:59.050 --> 00:53:00.869
No, they're not plus one, plus one. Oh, no. Okay,
00:53:00.949 --> 00:53:04.530
that's my bad. Yeah. Hey, no problem. So, yeah,
00:53:04.550 --> 00:53:08.530
you go. Um... Shit, I don't want to... I'd say...
00:53:08.530 --> 00:53:11.150
I don't want to kill my Witch King. I mean...
00:53:11.150 --> 00:53:15.489
I think that that's a small price to pay, but
00:53:15.489 --> 00:53:18.670
whatever. Even doing it for three, you lose your
00:53:18.670 --> 00:53:20.329
Witch King. What you could do is you could wait
00:53:20.329 --> 00:53:22.150
until... No, I got a plus one, plus one on the
00:53:22.150 --> 00:53:25.989
Witch King. It's a 5 -4, or a 6 -4. Do you have
00:53:25.989 --> 00:53:27.349
another piece of removal for Squirrel Barrel?
00:53:27.730 --> 00:53:31.090
Nope. I gotta do it. Alright, I'm doing it for
00:53:31.090 --> 00:53:32.750
four. Wait a minute, wait. When did you get a
00:53:32.750 --> 00:53:35.829
plus one plus one counter on it anyway? The thing
00:53:35.829 --> 00:53:38.090
that let him draw two cards and put a counter
00:53:38.090 --> 00:53:40.750
on something. Oh, okay. Okay. So you're doing
00:53:40.750 --> 00:53:43.889
it for four? Doing it for four. Get everything.
00:53:44.210 --> 00:53:49.710
Any responses, Squirrel? Sadness? Sadness is
00:53:49.710 --> 00:53:53.329
an instant speed. Sadness is state -based action.
00:53:54.909 --> 00:53:58.110
You do gotta pay the four life, Russ. I do gotta
00:53:58.110 --> 00:54:04.789
pay the four life. Can I cast nope? No, because
00:54:04.789 --> 00:54:07.090
that's in blue and you're playing green. Dang
00:54:07.090 --> 00:54:12.650
it. Alright. Then I'm gonna roll. Get the hell
00:54:12.650 --> 00:54:16.849
out of here. Get the hell out of here's. We're
00:54:16.849 --> 00:54:18.510
gonna tap the Fractured Power Stone to do it
00:54:18.510 --> 00:54:23.369
again. Chaos has ensued. You do both. What do
00:54:23.369 --> 00:54:27.719
we got? You do both. Okay, so whenever you roll
00:54:27.719 --> 00:54:31.239
for a scroll counter, then draw cards equal to
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:32.699
the number of scroll counters. So I draw three
00:54:32.699 --> 00:54:34.940
scroll counters. You draw three cards? Jesus!
00:54:35.659 --> 00:54:41.039
What does the other one do? When you roll counter,
00:54:41.239 --> 00:54:43.400
reveal the top card of your planar deck, you
00:54:43.400 --> 00:54:45.119
may put it on the bottom of your planar deck.
00:54:45.860 --> 00:54:48.519
Okay. We don't Planeswalk until it gets a ton
00:54:48.519 --> 00:54:53.420
of more counters. Yep. So let's see. It's going
00:54:53.420 --> 00:54:57.300
to be Zendikar. Creatures can't block. I don't
00:54:57.300 --> 00:55:01.380
like that one. Creatures can't block? I love
00:55:01.380 --> 00:55:07.659
that one. Nope. Russ, think about it this way.
00:55:08.260 --> 00:55:10.480
Laylee is guaranteed to get through on Squirrel
00:55:10.480 --> 00:55:13.179
if we planeswalk to Zendikar. That's not my problem.
00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:19.400
Squirrel only has five mana right now. That's
00:55:19.400 --> 00:55:22.539
totally not my problem. You kick Squirrel when
00:55:22.539 --> 00:55:26.059
he's down. I ain't kicking nothing. I'm just
00:55:26.059 --> 00:55:28.800
over here committing crimes and trying to exile
00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:30.980
cards from the graveyard and having a very hard
00:55:30.980 --> 00:55:35.559
time doing it. I'm going to pay one. I'm going
00:55:35.559 --> 00:55:40.239
to roll again. I got nothing. Yeah, that's all
00:55:40.239 --> 00:55:42.920
your boy can do, so I pass the turn. We have
00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:45.739
no maximum hand size, so I don't know. Alright,
00:55:46.780 --> 00:55:49.940
so beginning of upkeep, scroll counter, four
00:55:49.940 --> 00:55:54.329
life, right? Yeah, and I gain four life. Nice.
00:55:54.329 --> 00:55:56.570
I like this. I like this play. This one's silly.
00:55:56.889 --> 00:55:59.190
Oh, and I should have drew a card for each time
00:55:59.190 --> 00:56:01.789
I rolled the planter die. So that was one extra.
00:56:01.969 --> 00:56:05.309
Oh, right. Yeah, that's another thing. Yep. I
00:56:05.309 --> 00:56:11.190
am going to pay four and cast a metallic mimic
00:56:11.190 --> 00:56:16.329
choosing squirrel. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is a cute
00:56:16.329 --> 00:56:18.769
reprint. Is this from Marvel? Yeah, it's from
00:56:18.769 --> 00:56:25.639
Marvel. Roll. I got nothing. Now, you do get
00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:27.480
to draw a card whenever you roll, I think, right?
00:56:27.559 --> 00:56:31.639
That is correct, sir. Oh, yes. Oh, and I have
00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:33.880
no maximum hand size. I'm going to roll again.
00:56:34.659 --> 00:56:38.320
Let's go. Nothing. But I do draw a card. How
00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:42.119
stupid of us. I will pass the turn. Did you not
00:56:42.119 --> 00:56:44.579
find any lands and all that? I did not find any
00:56:44.579 --> 00:56:50.980
lands. Upkeep. Move that down to two. Draw. Hey,
00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:53.619
bros. Can you roll that play or die for me? Well,
00:56:53.639 --> 00:56:55.320
you need to gain five life, Jarvis. Oh, yeah.
00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:58.219
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. Nothing but your draw
00:56:58.219 --> 00:57:03.739
card. Hey, I found my game changer. Oh. Hey,
00:57:03.780 --> 00:57:04.840
Russ, how many cards do you have in your hand
00:57:04.840 --> 00:57:08.260
now? Thirteen. Oh, you muted yourself, Russ.
00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:11.280
You muted, yeah. That would be ten. So, Jessica's
00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:15.239
will for ten. Jessica's will for ten. Disgusting.
00:57:15.420 --> 00:57:19.860
I love that. Now, when do you get to cast those?
00:57:21.379 --> 00:57:25.400
Until the end of my turn. Okay. I'm going to
00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:28.079
hit, so that's nice. Yeah, I'm going to use three
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:30.139
of the mana right away, going down to seven for
00:57:30.139 --> 00:57:33.639
a sword. Now, don't you get a counter on Lelia
00:57:33.639 --> 00:57:36.619
when you do Jessica's Will, yeah? Oh, yeah, I
00:57:36.619 --> 00:57:40.179
do. Yeah, I do. Good to watch it on, Jolly. Yeah,
00:57:40.199 --> 00:57:42.039
I got you. This is a sort of hearth and home.
00:57:42.159 --> 00:57:45.920
It's pro white -green. It's flicker and ramp.
00:57:46.039 --> 00:57:50.380
Oh, I did forget one step. I get a Reflection
00:57:50.380 --> 00:57:54.900
to Kiki -Jiki now. Yeah, you do. It's Flicker
00:57:54.900 --> 00:57:56.599
Ramp. I exile up to one target creature and return
00:57:56.599 --> 00:57:58.840
to the battlefield under my control. And then
00:57:58.840 --> 00:58:01.460
also I get to go and tutor for a basic land card
00:58:01.460 --> 00:58:04.000
and put it onto the battlefield. Pretty nice.
00:58:04.760 --> 00:58:09.400
I want to use two more of that to equip it. So
00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:11.920
you've used a total of five mana so far. Yep,
00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:15.980
I'm down to five left. What do I have? You have
00:58:15.980 --> 00:58:18.980
an Arcane Signet, you can cast. Everyone else
00:58:18.980 --> 00:58:21.840
only has one artifact, so that doesn't work out.
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:24.980
I will cast the Arcane City. I have two artifacts.
00:58:25.599 --> 00:58:27.639
Oh yeah, Metallic mimics an artifact. Yeah, my
00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:29.940
mimics an artifact as well. Still doesn't really
00:58:29.940 --> 00:58:35.579
help. So I have three left? Yeah. I want to use
00:58:35.579 --> 00:58:37.800
as much of it as possible before I go and attack
00:58:37.800 --> 00:58:42.019
with Aaliyah. Fair. I'll go down to one for a
00:58:42.019 --> 00:58:45.880
Mind Stone. Okay. That one is going to just fizzle.
00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:48.820
I'm gonna, and this is when I deal combat damage.
00:58:49.420 --> 00:58:52.280
Oh, man, and it also is plus two, plus two. But,
00:58:52.300 --> 00:58:55.800
Squirrel? Yeah? I know you can block, but it's
00:58:55.800 --> 00:58:58.159
eight total coming your way. And, well, actually,
00:58:58.179 --> 00:58:59.659
I'm sorry, it's nine total because I do exile.
00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:05.260
I just kill my mimic. A Ben of the Dugbear. Ben
00:59:05.260 --> 00:59:09.079
of the Dugbear. It's no trample, right? No, not
00:59:09.079 --> 00:59:11.239
yet. I think you already hit me for about three.
00:59:11.599 --> 00:59:14.820
I didn't hit you for three before. I think Russ
00:59:14.820 --> 00:59:18.960
unfortunately took a 14 to the face at one point.
00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:23.260
You know what? I'm going to eat the 8. Interesting.
00:59:23.659 --> 00:59:27.099
It's 9. I forgot about the attack trigger. Okay,
00:59:27.139 --> 00:59:30.139
I'll eat the 9. Okay, then with the 9, what I
00:59:30.139 --> 00:59:35.079
want to do is I want to target with the... because
00:59:35.079 --> 00:59:39.599
I have that triggers here from the ramp. I want
00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:41.780
to target Reflections of Kiki Jiki and bring
00:59:41.780 --> 00:59:46.389
it back as a saga. That's really cool. I like
00:59:46.389 --> 00:59:50.469
that a lot. I get my shaman back. Hey, shaman.
00:59:51.409 --> 00:59:54.269
And then we go get my basic land. Does it inner
00:59:54.269 --> 00:59:56.630
tapped or untapped with that sword? I can't remember.
00:59:57.170 --> 00:59:59.909
Yep, just on the battlefield under control. Very
00:59:59.909 --> 01:00:01.690
nice. I'm just going to go and play. This is
01:00:01.690 --> 01:00:05.050
my land for turn. There you go. Exile. These
01:00:05.050 --> 01:00:08.230
are going to be exiled forever. Goodbye. I know
01:00:08.230 --> 01:00:11.329
I already rolled the planar die once. So let's
01:00:11.329 --> 01:00:16.099
do it again, Russ. Here we go. Nothing. But I
01:00:16.099 --> 01:00:20.519
did get to draw a card. I'm just going to pass
01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:26.519
the turn. Untap. Upkeep. I draw a card. Because
01:00:26.519 --> 01:00:29.079
I drew a card, I get to mill somebody for two.
01:00:31.139 --> 01:00:36.099
Who? I don't know. At this point, I truly have
01:00:36.099 --> 01:00:39.349
no idea. Because I know that Squirrel's just
01:00:39.349 --> 01:00:42.530
going to have Squirrel stuff and token mix stuff.
01:00:43.369 --> 01:00:46.369
That's not that good. You know what? Let's hit
01:00:46.369 --> 01:00:49.050
Squirrel for two. Mill two cards, Squirrel. What
01:00:49.050 --> 01:00:53.130
do you got? What's on the top? Arcane Signet.
01:00:54.010 --> 01:00:59.250
He could have a Toski. Nature's Claim. Nature's
01:00:59.250 --> 01:01:03.150
Claim, huh? You're going to have swords. This
01:01:03.150 --> 01:01:05.699
sword doesn't bother you. It actually doesn't.
01:01:06.539 --> 01:01:10.320
No, yeah, it is. I'm not perturbed by this sword.
01:01:10.420 --> 01:01:12.139
Oh, wait, shit. Hold on. Sorry. At the beginning
01:01:12.139 --> 01:01:14.159
of my turn, I gained six life, and we need another
01:01:14.159 --> 01:01:16.920
scroll counter. And since I gained six life,
01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:21.139
I'm just going to do a Watery Grave. Yeah, I
01:01:21.139 --> 01:01:23.619
mean, I guess I'm going to plus Oko to draw two,
01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:27.039
discard one. Well, should have done this in a
01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:31.000
different order, huh? That's a bummer. Well,
01:01:31.019 --> 01:01:32.199
could you have done it in a different order?
01:01:32.800 --> 01:01:35.780
I could have. I could have done things in a slightly
01:01:35.780 --> 01:01:38.960
different way. Whale. Are there any cool creatures
01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:41.360
in any graveyards? You already know the creatures
01:01:41.360 --> 01:01:43.420
I have in my graveyard. I can't remember them,
01:01:43.460 --> 01:01:44.940
though. What are, like, the abilities they got?
01:01:45.059 --> 01:01:46.820
What all do you have? Oh, you don't like any
01:01:46.820 --> 01:01:49.119
of my abilities. You have Witch King. That just
01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:52.500
has flying, right? No, it's also a grave pack.
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:55.639
Oh, right, right, right. You gotta sacrifice
01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:58.000
the creature that attacked you. And I can make
01:01:58.000 --> 01:02:00.380
it indestructible, right? If you discard a card.
01:02:01.380 --> 01:02:07.280
Yeah. um sure i'm gonna discard deep muck desperado
01:02:07.280 --> 01:02:09.820
oh my camera froze oh you also have to do you
01:02:09.820 --> 01:02:12.539
also have to mill someone for four yeah yeah
01:02:12.539 --> 01:02:14.960
but i have to finish doing the whole ability
01:02:14.960 --> 01:02:18.400
before we get to that um let's mill you know
01:02:18.400 --> 01:02:21.980
what let's do this time it's because it's two
01:02:21.980 --> 01:02:24.440
it's per card so this time i'm gonna hit rust
01:02:24.440 --> 01:02:29.099
for two and jarvis for two uh blast act and swift
01:02:29.099 --> 01:02:34.340
boots blast Dismal Backwater and Jace Belrod.
01:02:35.559 --> 01:02:40.320
A blasphemous act, you say? No, Jolly, don't
01:02:40.320 --> 01:02:45.360
do it. How big is that lately? Currently, it's
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:52.619
a 9 .9. Sick. I'm going to do this first. Oh,
01:02:52.679 --> 01:02:55.539
God, my thing is freezing so much. Let me roll.
01:02:55.699 --> 01:03:01.880
Come on. Yahoo! I got nothing. Yeah, I'm going
01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:06.179
to do this now. I'm going to pay four. I will
01:03:06.179 --> 01:03:09.000
make her grow a little bit. I'm going to cast
01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:12.679
Reenact the Crime. I'm going to exile a non -land
01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:14.719
card in a graveyard that was put there from anywhere
01:03:14.719 --> 01:03:17.300
this turn, and I copy it, and I may cast the
01:03:17.300 --> 01:03:19.179
copy without paying its mana cost. I'll grab
01:03:19.179 --> 01:03:22.900
Blast Act. Okay, so you're going to take that.
01:03:22.980 --> 01:03:28.280
Are you going to cast it? Absolutely. So that
01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:31.400
will make it a ten. Let's see, what do I have
01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:33.639
going for me? Can I do anything to save me here?
01:03:34.719 --> 01:03:37.019
Well, for what it's worth, you don't lose by
01:03:37.019 --> 01:03:38.800
any means. Oh, I did need to draw a card when
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:41.860
I rolled the planar die. No, I just lose my commander.
01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:44.940
Yeah, but you have plenty of mana. Well, I wanted
01:03:44.940 --> 01:03:47.000
to see if there's a way for me to go and save
01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:50.039
my commander. Oh, that's true, yeah. Yeah, if
01:03:50.039 --> 01:03:52.659
I were you, I would do that. What I want to do,
01:03:52.739 --> 01:03:56.239
I want to pay four. Uh -huh. And I want to pay,
01:03:56.360 --> 01:04:02.280
I'm also going to go... and pay the casualty
01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:05.480
ability. For Audacious Swap, I want to sacrifice
01:04:05.480 --> 01:04:10.400
my Goblin Shop. Okay. So Audacious Swap does.
01:04:11.260 --> 01:04:15.139
The owner of Target Non -Enchantment Permit shuffles
01:04:15.139 --> 01:04:18.340
it into their library, then exiles the top card
01:04:18.340 --> 01:04:20.639
of their library. If it's a land card, they put
01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:22.360
it onto the battlefield, otherwise they may cast
01:04:22.360 --> 01:04:25.159
it without paying its mana cost. And you get
01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:27.500
to do this twice? And I get to do that twice.
01:04:28.110 --> 01:04:31.590
So at most, it becomes a 12 -12? Unless you hit
01:04:31.590 --> 01:04:34.750
something with, like, Cascade, right? Well, yeah,
01:04:34.909 --> 01:04:37.429
correct. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I get it. You're fishing.
01:04:37.489 --> 01:04:41.110
That's good. Or a spell I could cast. Yeah. Other
01:04:41.110 --> 01:04:46.409
than Cascade. I want to exile a mountain and
01:04:46.409 --> 01:04:49.250
the Mind Stone. Well, shuffle them back in, but
01:04:49.250 --> 01:04:52.170
it's one at a time. So first, the mountain. Yarr.
01:04:53.110 --> 01:04:56.530
Boop. Boop. Anyone want to cut in any different
01:04:56.530 --> 01:05:02.739
way? Nah. Okay. Oh, I get a mountain back. Nice.
01:05:02.960 --> 01:05:06.320
Boop. Now let's do the Mind Stone. Oh, what can
01:05:06.320 --> 01:05:11.539
it be to save me? I think you have to hit something
01:05:11.539 --> 01:05:15.480
that either discovers or cascades. What can it
01:05:15.480 --> 01:05:19.880
be to save me? I don't know if there's anything.
01:05:20.360 --> 01:05:22.539
I know you've got some Discover and Cascade in
01:05:22.539 --> 01:05:27.050
the deck. Oh yeah, I do have that. Yeah. You
01:05:27.050 --> 01:05:29.230
just gotta hit it off the top. It's another plant.
01:05:30.110 --> 01:05:33.349
Hey, very cool. The metallic mimic did also die
01:05:33.349 --> 01:05:35.510
for what it's worth to the blasphemous heaven.
01:05:36.650 --> 01:05:41.590
Womp womp womp. And you know what? I want to
01:05:41.590 --> 01:05:43.730
play a weird card. It's a card I haven't really
01:05:43.730 --> 01:05:46.409
played before. Or do I just want to... No, I
01:05:46.409 --> 01:05:48.570
think I just want to play this as a blocker.
01:05:49.829 --> 01:05:53.809
And then use the rest of my mana to try to Planeschase
01:05:53.809 --> 01:05:57.730
walk away. I'm going to cast a Ruin Crab. Okay.
01:05:57.730 --> 01:06:00.010
Whenever a land enters, I mill everyone for three.
01:06:02.090 --> 01:06:05.610
Tap this to just do the roll. I didn't get anything,
01:06:05.769 --> 01:06:10.090
but I do draw a card. And then I think I did
01:06:10.090 --> 01:06:11.889
a freebie. I did this roll, so I think I can
01:06:11.889 --> 01:06:14.949
still pay one to roll. Yep. So let's do that.
01:06:16.110 --> 01:06:19.510
Oh, God. Well, I knocked away my loyalty, but
01:06:19.510 --> 01:06:21.750
we planeswalked. Get out of both of these. But
01:06:21.750 --> 01:06:23.309
you do get to still draw your card, right? Oh,
01:06:23.309 --> 01:06:24.800
yeah, I do still get to draw. Hell yeah, I'm
01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:26.460
sick of these places. I'm sick of everyone gaining
01:06:26.460 --> 01:06:30.059
life. I'm done with it. Where we going, Russ?
01:06:30.239 --> 01:06:34.340
Take me somewhere good. You're muted, I think,
01:06:34.360 --> 01:06:38.699
Russ. We went to Kamigawa, specifically Sokenzan.
01:06:38.940 --> 01:06:41.159
All creatures have plus one, plus one in haste.
01:06:41.380 --> 01:06:43.860
Whenever chaos ensues, untap all creatures that
01:06:43.860 --> 01:06:45.940
attack this turn. After the main phase, there's
01:06:45.940 --> 01:06:47.920
an additional combat phase followed by an additional
01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:53.300
main phase. Cool. Hate that. Interesting. Oh,
01:06:53.300 --> 01:06:59.679
wait. I can swing with Ruin Crab. No, I pass.
01:07:00.219 --> 01:07:01.940
Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:03.900
I've had triggers because I've been drawing cards.
01:07:04.139 --> 01:07:08.019
I rolled three times. Yeah. Well, two more. Yeah.
01:07:08.199 --> 01:07:10.980
Oh, a total of three. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:11.019 --> 01:07:13.800
So I need to mill. I need to mill one more for
01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:16.460
the... I think two more for the Plainschase rolls.
01:07:16.920 --> 01:07:20.519
So I would go back to... I am Squirrel to mill
01:07:20.519 --> 01:07:24.389
for two. And then I would go back to Jarvis to
01:07:24.389 --> 01:07:28.150
mill for two. Concordant Crossroads and El Broccoli.
01:07:28.449 --> 01:07:31.250
You know what? Great. I'm very happy about those.
01:07:32.110 --> 01:07:34.590
Concordant Crossroads is crazy. Great. The plane
01:07:34.590 --> 01:07:36.489
run doesn't matter. You'll be happy about mine
01:07:36.489 --> 01:07:40.710
as well. Knuckles and Mana Geyser. Oh, hell yeah.
01:07:40.889 --> 01:07:45.170
Man, golly, I'm hitting the hits today. All right,
01:07:45.170 --> 01:07:47.730
Russ, go ahead. All right, we're going to untippity
01:07:47.730 --> 01:07:51.639
tap. Upkeep it. Draw it. I'm going to play a
01:07:51.639 --> 01:07:55.340
Drowned Catacombs for turn. No, I'm not. I'm
01:07:55.340 --> 01:08:00.980
playing an Island for turn. Okay. Yeah. I'm going
01:08:00.980 --> 01:08:05.539
to pay one black, two black, one, two, three
01:08:05.539 --> 01:08:10.539
for a Gwenom Remorseless. Oh, God. Okay. And
01:08:10.539 --> 01:08:13.679
haste? Fuck. And haste. And plus one, plus one.
01:08:13.940 --> 01:08:18.550
Sick. Very cool for you. Gwenom is a 4 -4 for
01:08:18.550 --> 01:08:21.329
5 with that touch and lifelink. Whenever she
01:08:21.329 --> 01:08:23.270
attacks, until end of turn, you may look at the
01:08:23.270 --> 01:08:25.890
top card of your library at any time and may
01:08:25.890 --> 01:08:28.029
play the top cards from the top of your library.
01:08:28.109 --> 01:08:30.350
If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal
01:08:30.350 --> 01:08:35.029
to its mana value. Gross. Yeah. Very disgusting.
01:08:36.130 --> 01:08:40.789
I'm going to swing at everybody. Jarvis. I was
01:08:40.789 --> 01:08:44.479
waiting for it. Yeah, I was waiting for it. I'm
01:08:44.479 --> 01:08:46.260
going to go ahead and attack. I'm going to look
01:08:46.260 --> 01:08:48.239
at the top card of my library. I am going to
01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:50.960
go ahead and play that. But first, I'm going
01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:53.359
to hit Jarvis for five. And gain five. Oh, yeah.
01:08:54.180 --> 01:08:58.779
That's five, not four. Sokazan's crazy. Damn,
01:08:58.800 --> 01:09:03.159
Sokazan, you crazy. Then we're going to pay seven
01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:08.260
life. Jesus, that does not sound good. To play
01:09:08.260 --> 01:09:11.170
a Dream Harvest. Each opponent exiles cards from
01:09:11.170 --> 01:09:13.029
the top of their library until they have exiled
01:09:13.029 --> 01:09:15.729
cards with a total mana value of five or greater
01:09:15.729 --> 01:09:18.369
this way. Until end of turn, you may cast those
01:09:18.369 --> 01:09:20.310
cards without paying their money. Good lord.
01:09:20.489 --> 01:09:25.850
Okay. Okay. Everybody's doing this? Everybody.
01:09:26.189 --> 01:09:29.029
Everybody. What card is it again? It's called
01:09:29.029 --> 01:09:32.069
Dream Harvest. Yeah, for some reason, your camera
01:09:32.069 --> 01:09:35.649
is not being spell table friendly for me today.
01:09:35.869 --> 01:09:37.869
With total mana value, well, there's a lot of
01:09:37.869 --> 01:09:42.970
lands. Okay, Relic of Progenitus, Lobelia Sackville
01:09:42.970 --> 01:09:45.890
Baggins, so that's just four so far, and then
01:09:45.890 --> 01:09:49.689
a Dermotaxi. No, the lands count, too. Well,
01:09:50.109 --> 01:09:52.050
you can't cast the lands. You can only play.
01:09:52.350 --> 01:09:55.750
Right, you can only play them. Rust, I got two
01:09:55.750 --> 01:09:59.109
lands, and then I got two bangers. But one of
01:09:59.109 --> 01:10:00.829
them I care about, one of them Rust cares about.
01:10:01.609 --> 01:10:04.449
I don't think Rust will care about, but I got
01:10:04.449 --> 01:10:09.930
Bedlam and Shamil. Good lord! Oh, that's... Oh,
01:10:10.029 --> 01:10:14.729
gross. Okay. Bedlam was first. It was Bedlam,
01:10:14.789 --> 01:10:17.689
Mountain, Mountain, Shamil. I got Beast Within,
01:10:17.890 --> 01:10:23.649
Sylvan Library, and Broccoli. Beast Within. Yeah,
01:10:23.770 --> 01:10:26.170
alright. So you get to have a field day here,
01:10:26.289 --> 01:10:30.729
Russ. Alright, so first of all... Russ, at least
01:10:30.729 --> 01:10:35.210
it cost you seven life, right? It did cost me
01:10:35.210 --> 01:10:39.010
seven life, this is true. Alright, so we're gonna
01:10:39.010 --> 01:10:43.090
give Jolly that 3 -3 Beast and trade it out with
01:10:43.090 --> 01:10:48.529
the Ruin Crab. Oh, you butthole. You absolute
01:10:48.529 --> 01:10:53.130
butt. I'm gonna take Shimmel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:53.189 --> 01:10:55.649
What does that do again? I forget. Just right
01:10:55.649 --> 01:10:58.109
off the bat. Your spells can't be countered and
01:10:58.109 --> 01:10:59.369
at the beginning of your end step you discover
01:10:59.369 --> 01:11:02.590
a 5. I replaced my Ruin Crab with this very accurate
01:11:02.590 --> 01:11:07.460
Beast token. Hey! You know what? That kind of
01:11:07.460 --> 01:11:12.520
looks like an elk to me. How big is he? Shamil's
01:11:12.520 --> 01:11:15.300
an artifact, Russ. It's just an artifact. Alright,
01:11:15.380 --> 01:11:17.659
and then we're gonna play... What else is there?
01:11:18.800 --> 01:11:21.579
Relic of Progenitus. What does that do? I'm playing
01:11:21.579 --> 01:11:23.760
it. I don't care what it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:23.760 --> 01:11:26.960
It has tap, target, player, removes a... card
01:11:26.960 --> 01:11:28.840
from the graveyard from the game or you could
01:11:28.840 --> 01:11:31.659
pay one and exile it to remove all graveyards
01:11:31.659 --> 01:11:34.180
from the game and draw a card so this includes
01:11:34.180 --> 01:11:37.180
the statements as well right yeah he cast everything
01:11:37.180 --> 01:11:40.359
then yeah i have a silver library and i have
01:11:40.359 --> 01:11:44.300
a bedlam yeah that's coming too so tap to exile
01:11:44.300 --> 01:11:48.979
card from graveyard yeah tap to no target player
01:11:48.979 --> 01:11:53.079
exiles a card from their graveyard Or pay one
01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:57.020
and just exile it to exile all graveyards and
01:11:57.020 --> 01:11:59.319
draw a card. I'm playing Graveyard Accursion.
01:11:59.340 --> 01:12:04.000
That ain't happening. Yeah, I figure. So we got
01:12:04.000 --> 01:12:08.920
that. Next up, we've got Lobiela Sackville Baggins.
01:12:08.979 --> 01:12:11.680
Is that what I see over there? Yeah, but she's
01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:13.539
not going to do much. She's kind of just a flash
01:12:13.539 --> 01:12:16.239
to three because she enters and exiles a creature
01:12:16.239 --> 01:12:17.920
card from a graveyard that was put there from
01:12:17.920 --> 01:12:19.460
the battlefield, and you would make that many
01:12:19.460 --> 01:12:21.970
treasures, but nothing died this turn. I mean,
01:12:21.970 --> 01:12:24.430
I guess you could if you wanted to exile the
01:12:24.430 --> 01:12:26.189
Ruin Crab, but you would still make no treasures.
01:12:26.770 --> 01:12:29.210
I will exile the Ruin Crab because fuck you.
01:12:30.130 --> 01:12:33.670
I get you. I got you, dog. But yeah, she's a
01:12:33.670 --> 01:12:35.710
2 -3 otherwise. Oh, and she does have Menace,
01:12:35.710 --> 01:12:39.989
so I would jot that down. And then the last thing...
01:12:40.350 --> 01:12:43.609
is Dermotaxi. As it enters the battlefield, you
01:12:43.609 --> 01:12:46.109
exile a creature card from a graveyard, and then
01:12:46.109 --> 01:12:48.090
you can tap two untapped creatures you control
01:12:48.090 --> 01:12:50.430
to have it become a copy of the exiled card,
01:12:50.569 --> 01:12:52.329
except it's a vehicle in addition to its other
01:12:52.329 --> 01:12:55.270
types. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Spell
01:12:55.270 --> 01:12:58.329
table just crashed. Oh, okay. I got exiled. Alright,
01:12:58.390 --> 01:13:01.090
we're back. Time in. Alright, so what does that
01:13:01.090 --> 01:13:04.569
one do again? Dermotaxi is a piece of shit card.
01:13:04.750 --> 01:13:09.369
For two mana, you get a vehicle artifact. With
01:13:09.369 --> 01:13:12.109
imprint, as it enters the battlefield, exile
01:13:12.109 --> 01:13:15.329
a creature card from a graveyard. Then you can
01:13:15.329 --> 01:13:17.750
tap two untapped creatures you control to have
01:13:17.750 --> 01:13:20.189
it become a copy of the exiled card, except it's
01:13:20.189 --> 01:13:22.430
a vehicle artifact in addition to its other types.
01:13:22.770 --> 01:13:27.609
Oh, well, I don't have two creatures. That's
01:13:27.609 --> 01:13:30.130
just essentially the crew thing. You don't have
01:13:30.130 --> 01:13:33.430
to worry about that part. The more important
01:13:33.430 --> 01:13:35.270
thing is figuring out what creature you want
01:13:35.270 --> 01:13:37.470
to exile from a graveyard so that if you ever
01:13:37.470 --> 01:13:40.829
do... have it become a creature. Well, that's
01:13:40.829 --> 01:13:43.090
easy. Yeah, it doesn't have to be your graveyard.
01:13:43.170 --> 01:13:45.789
It can be anybody's. I understand that. Okay.
01:13:46.010 --> 01:13:49.829
I want my Witch King back. Nice. Good. I want
01:13:49.829 --> 01:13:52.409
my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby. And
01:13:52.409 --> 01:13:54.390
so I will just, I'm going to set these aside
01:13:54.390 --> 01:13:56.890
and I'll put them in my graveyard as they may
01:13:56.890 --> 01:14:01.029
die from Russ's control. Bedlam? That's everything
01:14:01.029 --> 01:14:05.170
has haste, right? No, nothing can block. There's
01:14:05.170 --> 01:14:09.880
no blockies allowed. Yep. You know what? I ain't
01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:15.340
playing that. Aww! No Bedlam? No Bedlam. But
01:14:15.340 --> 01:14:19.640
why not, Rust? Because I'm stupid? Stupid library.
01:14:20.140 --> 01:14:22.619
Now, Rust, do you know how massive your brain
01:14:22.619 --> 01:14:25.279
has to be to cast Bedlam right now? So nothing
01:14:25.279 --> 01:14:27.579
can block? I don't have anything to attack with
01:14:27.579 --> 01:14:31.739
and... What are you talking about? You got stuff
01:14:31.739 --> 01:14:33.859
to attack with? Let me read what's in combat,
01:14:34.020 --> 01:14:37.369
though. Yeah, but this is forever until the enchantment's
01:14:37.369 --> 01:14:40.149
removed. I forget what silver library. You draw
01:14:40.149 --> 01:14:42.550
two extra cards, or you may draw two extra cards,
01:14:42.689 --> 01:14:45.449
and you can keep them. But if you keep them,
01:14:45.489 --> 01:14:48.170
you pay four additional life per card. You have
01:14:48.170 --> 01:14:51.250
a lot of creatures all of a sudden. See? You
01:14:51.250 --> 01:14:52.850
have a lot of creatures. You need to bed them
01:14:52.850 --> 01:14:55.750
so they can't be blocked on your next turn. That
01:14:55.750 --> 01:14:57.710
or so that you have blockers if somebody has
01:14:57.710 --> 01:15:00.710
to make like a thousand squirrels somehow. Now
01:15:00.710 --> 01:15:03.170
granted, Iron Squirrel got pretty heftily dealt
01:15:03.170 --> 01:15:07.850
with, I think. Drew a thousand cards and is still
01:15:07.850 --> 01:15:10.949
missing. I don't have any creatures. You have
01:15:10.949 --> 01:15:16.750
Gwyn? Oh, I have Gwennam. And you can still cast
01:15:16.750 --> 01:15:19.829
more shit, Russ. Which is why you play Bedlam.
01:15:20.210 --> 01:15:24.510
Alright, then I'll play Bedlam. Yeah, you can
01:15:24.510 --> 01:15:27.069
still cast stuff off the top of your deck. I
01:15:27.069 --> 01:15:29.449
can still do it. It's like, okay, so it's...
01:15:29.449 --> 01:15:32.510
Alright, then yeah, let's play Bedlam. You're
01:15:32.510 --> 01:15:34.979
gonna cast Bedlam? Yeah, we're going to go ahead.
01:15:36.100 --> 01:15:41.779
I'm sad. No, you're not. That's true. Russ, don't
01:15:41.779 --> 01:15:44.279
you remember what I brought Gwen out when Spider
01:15:44.279 --> 01:15:47.979
-Man dropped? And I was a monster? It was disgusting.
01:15:48.539 --> 01:15:53.100
Don't you remember when I was a monster? It was
01:15:53.100 --> 01:15:55.960
made especially clear because we did have a turn
01:15:55.960 --> 01:15:59.140
three talks rule. There was a turn three Tox
01:15:59.140 --> 01:16:02.560
rule from Ham, and somehow Jarvis was still the
01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:05.819
monster that game. I'm going to play a... I'm
01:16:05.819 --> 01:16:07.380
going to pay four for a mechanized production.
01:16:08.380 --> 01:16:10.159
Enchanted artifact you control at the beginning
01:16:10.159 --> 01:16:12.039
of your upkeep. Create a token that's a copy
01:16:12.039 --> 01:16:14.319
of enchanted artifact, and if you control it
01:16:14.319 --> 01:16:16.640
or more, you win the game. I'm putting that on
01:16:16.640 --> 01:16:20.939
Shamil. Don't put it on Shamil. Oh, it's legendary.
01:16:21.640 --> 01:16:25.659
Shamil's legendary. Legendary. You do the Relic
01:16:25.659 --> 01:16:29.489
of Progenitus. Or Dermotaxi. Yeah, let's do Dermotaxi.
01:16:29.550 --> 01:16:34.449
Oh, interesting. Okay, that's cute. Token copies
01:16:34.449 --> 01:16:38.250
of Dermotaxi. Because that gives you an interesting...
01:16:38.250 --> 01:16:43.130
It's a 0 -0. It's just an artifact that doesn't
01:16:43.130 --> 01:16:46.189
do anything until you tap two creatures to make
01:16:46.189 --> 01:16:48.310
it become the Witch King. So you're saying it's
01:16:48.310 --> 01:16:50.829
like a platypus that doesn't do much? Yeah, but
01:16:50.829 --> 01:16:54.390
it's a cool rules interaction because of how
01:16:54.390 --> 01:16:58.020
mechanized production works. Well, no. I gotta
01:16:58.020 --> 01:17:01.640
double check, Dermotaxi. Except for it is...
01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:04.600
Except it's a vehicle artifact. Okay, so that's
01:17:04.600 --> 01:17:07.960
really cool. So whatever creature you exiled
01:17:07.960 --> 01:17:11.039
with it, you did a legendary one, so it's actually
01:17:11.039 --> 01:17:13.579
not that good. But with the mechanized production
01:17:13.579 --> 01:17:16.479
trigger on the stack, if you had any other creature
01:17:16.479 --> 01:17:21.090
exiled under it, you could just crew it. And
01:17:21.090 --> 01:17:23.270
then have it be that artifact creature so you
01:17:23.270 --> 01:17:26.649
make a copy of the creature that is not a Dermotaxi
01:17:26.649 --> 01:17:29.449
anymore. It's just an artifact creature whatever.
01:17:30.770 --> 01:17:34.949
Which is wild, but not that great with a legendary
01:17:34.949 --> 01:17:37.350
creature under the taxi. So instead, you'll just
01:17:37.350 --> 01:17:39.689
keep making different taxis exiling different
01:17:39.689 --> 01:17:43.069
creatures. Right. Which is very stupid. So many
01:17:43.069 --> 01:17:45.149
taxis? It's New York City. What are we playing,
01:17:45.229 --> 01:17:50.359
Spider -Man? Yeah. The Irmo Taxi was from Modern
01:17:50.359 --> 01:17:53.239
Horizons. We're gonna roll. Alright, I forgot
01:17:53.239 --> 01:17:56.380
that's an option. I pay the Fractured Power Stone
01:17:56.380 --> 01:18:02.359
to roll again. Yeah? Nope. Alright, so I'm going
01:18:02.359 --> 01:18:08.479
to... Discover 5 on your intercept? Yep. Hey,
01:18:08.560 --> 01:18:11.140
Russ, can you mark my commander damage on you?
01:18:12.100 --> 01:18:17.420
I've got 18. I thought you had 14. No, you hit
01:18:17.420 --> 01:18:20.600
me for four before that. No, I only ever attacked
01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:23.479
you once. You sure? I attacked Joy the first
01:18:23.479 --> 01:18:26.819
time. Oh, for some reason I have four recorded
01:18:26.819 --> 01:18:28.859
on my card twice. I have the four and then the
01:18:28.859 --> 01:18:31.579
fourteen. Okay, you just have fourteen on me.
01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:36.039
Two, three, hey, there we go. River Churn Monument.
01:18:36.060 --> 01:18:40.819
Churn Monument, let's go! Oh, hilarious. That
01:18:40.819 --> 01:18:41.739
would have been a good mechanized production
01:18:41.739 --> 01:18:45.579
target. Yeah, it would have. You're doing hilarious.
01:18:46.300 --> 01:18:48.640
Alright, Squirrel. And now I have to discard
01:18:48.640 --> 01:18:51.119
a hand sign. Yeah, you're good. You can do whatever
01:18:51.119 --> 01:18:55.420
the hell you want. I'm gonna discard a Fetid
01:18:55.420 --> 01:18:58.060
Pools and Murky Sewer to hand sign. Very good.
01:18:58.760 --> 01:19:01.640
So do you have any open mana right now, Russ?
01:19:02.560 --> 01:19:06.239
Okay. Alright, Squirrel, I think that's you.
01:19:06.720 --> 01:19:11.739
Oh, you passed, Russ? Yes, sir. Come on, land.
01:19:13.100 --> 01:19:17.180
Broccoli. Let's go! We brockled. We brockleed.
01:19:17.779 --> 01:19:20.039
But now I don't know what I want to do because
01:19:20.039 --> 01:19:22.180
if I put Squirrel Girl out, she's dead with no
01:19:22.180 --> 01:19:26.460
protection. So what? You can't block. Right?
01:19:26.500 --> 01:19:30.579
She can just get in. She's got haste. That's
01:19:30.579 --> 01:19:33.520
two squirrels, baby. She does have haste because
01:19:33.520 --> 01:19:39.060
we're on... We're on Kamigawa. It's Sokenzan.
01:19:40.560 --> 01:19:42.079
And there's no reason to leave her back because
01:19:42.079 --> 01:19:44.600
of Bedlam, so she can't block anyway. Yeah, I
01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:47.000
know. I know. I did. I'm just wondering if I
01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:51.600
want to cast something else. Why would you? No.
01:19:53.000 --> 01:19:56.899
That was silly thinking. So, six. I can't believe
01:19:56.899 --> 01:20:00.779
my room crab got blown the fuck out so bad. I
01:20:00.779 --> 01:20:03.460
can't. Wait a minute. Before we go any... Oh,
01:20:03.479 --> 01:20:05.899
never mind. What? I was done. Never mind. We're
01:20:05.899 --> 01:20:07.960
good. I remember. That was a Riverchair Monument.
01:20:08.420 --> 01:20:11.909
I will then... Yeah, I don't know. Russ is really
01:20:11.909 --> 01:20:15.550
scary at the moment. Can't block the block. I
01:20:15.550 --> 01:20:18.109
have giant life, and you beat me up really bad.
01:20:20.369 --> 01:20:24.369
But it was Russ with the board wipe, so I'm coming
01:20:24.369 --> 01:20:29.729
at you for board commander Russ, and yeah, Jarvis,
01:20:29.750 --> 01:20:32.029
I'm going to hit you with one. No, it's five
01:20:32.029 --> 01:20:33.449
commander because it gets plus one, plus one.
01:20:33.649 --> 01:20:37.170
And I'll take two. And you will also go and get
01:20:37.170 --> 01:20:40.600
another untapped squirrel. Oh, yes, I will. Yeah,
01:20:40.600 --> 01:20:43.020
I guess that's about it. Are you gonna roll the
01:20:43.020 --> 01:20:48.060
die at all? Um... Do I want to? Yeah. No, I'm
01:20:48.060 --> 01:20:50.979
not going to. Oh, you're right. I could get another
01:20:50.979 --> 01:20:54.640
combat. Uh, no, we won't. We're leaving! Where
01:20:54.640 --> 01:20:57.539
are we going? Let's go, Russ. Alright, let's
01:20:57.539 --> 01:21:00.479
go. We're going to... We gotta get you the Doctor
01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:04.199
Who ones. I got them all. Oh, you got the Doctor
01:21:04.199 --> 01:21:06.670
Who ones in there? Oh, shit, nice! Yeah, I've
01:21:06.670 --> 01:21:08.850
got all of them. Like, this has, thanks to you,
01:21:08.909 --> 01:21:11.689
I have the incomplete set of plane chase cards.
01:21:11.869 --> 01:21:15.470
Nice. Shiv in Dominaria. All creatures have pay
01:21:15.470 --> 01:21:18.529
red to get plus one, plus zero until end of turn.
01:21:18.710 --> 01:21:22.210
Well, that sucks for most of us. That sucks for
01:21:22.210 --> 01:21:25.930
me really bad. Because your tokens can tap for
01:21:25.930 --> 01:21:29.909
whatever. No, they can't. Whenever you roll chaos,
01:21:30.149 --> 01:21:33.069
create a 5 -5 red dragon with Y. Yes, they can,
01:21:33.289 --> 01:21:35.699
but I can't tap them. Oh yeah, they don't have
01:21:35.699 --> 01:21:38.960
haste anymore. Yeah. Alright, so we can make
01:21:38.960 --> 01:21:44.319
shivan dragons. Yep. So I'm assuming it's my
01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:46.319
turn because you don't have anything else that
01:21:46.319 --> 01:21:53.100
ticks down. I draw. I tick this up. I discard
01:21:53.100 --> 01:21:57.140
if I wanna. Do I wanna discard? Yeah, let's discard
01:21:57.140 --> 01:21:59.539
these. I'm discarding a cavern horde dragon and
01:21:59.539 --> 01:22:01.140
you find some prisoners and I'm drawing two.
01:22:01.600 --> 01:22:05.109
Seven. Lelea. You know what? I typically don't
01:22:05.109 --> 01:22:08.430
do this, but I will pave my mountain and equip
01:22:08.430 --> 01:22:13.090
the sword. So, here's where I'm torn. Do I go
01:22:13.090 --> 01:22:16.229
and backtrack off of what I said when the game
01:22:16.229 --> 01:22:18.569
started about attacking Squirrel every time?
01:22:19.550 --> 01:22:27.630
Or do I attack Russ here to go and limit his
01:22:27.630 --> 01:22:30.810
life total? I think you just commander damage
01:22:30.810 --> 01:22:33.159
him out of the game, right? Yeah, if you beat
01:22:33.159 --> 01:22:36.300
me, I think... No, Russ is only at 14 right now.
01:22:36.920 --> 01:22:39.020
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you'd hit him for 5?
01:22:39.600 --> 01:22:41.819
Yeah, I'm at 12. Yeah, that would just put me
01:22:41.819 --> 01:22:46.739
at 11. No, it would put you at 19. 19 commander
01:22:46.739 --> 01:22:49.619
damage, 11 life. You're at 14 right now, Russ.
01:22:50.380 --> 01:22:52.380
So that would put me even lower. So it would
01:22:52.380 --> 01:22:55.779
put you at 19 total. 19 commander damage, 11
01:22:55.779 --> 01:22:58.220
life. Yeah, it would put me at 11 life. No, you're
01:22:58.220 --> 01:23:00.520
at 16 life. Yeah, we're talking commander damage
01:23:00.520 --> 01:23:03.500
right now. You said about me commander damaging
01:23:03.500 --> 01:23:05.659
you out. No, you don't have to commander damage
01:23:05.659 --> 01:23:08.500
me out. I'm gonna die to loss of life here. Off
01:23:08.500 --> 01:23:10.199
of what? What are you gonna loss of life yourself
01:23:10.199 --> 01:23:15.479
with? Gonna find out. That's really funny. He's
01:23:15.479 --> 01:23:20.239
gonna just win himself out of the game. I respect
01:23:20.239 --> 01:23:24.600
it. I don't hate that either. But let's make
01:23:24.600 --> 01:23:26.510
it a little harder. Yeah, I have to... Russ,
01:23:26.649 --> 01:23:31.590
five. Let me see what I exile. I'm going to go
01:23:31.590 --> 01:23:34.930
back to this exact time stamp. Every time Jarvis
01:23:34.930 --> 01:23:37.810
goes, I never... Well, to be fair, I say I don't
01:23:37.810 --> 01:23:40.810
break deals. I never break a deal. Plus, I have
01:23:40.810 --> 01:23:43.550
to grow Aliyah. And I'm not going to flicker
01:23:43.550 --> 01:23:46.189
a creature by a will -go -and -ramp. And he also
01:23:46.189 --> 01:23:52.250
didn't kill you. Yeah. But did you die? That's
01:23:52.250 --> 01:23:55.090
true. Did you die? You can't be mad unless you
01:23:55.090 --> 01:23:57.479
died. And Russ, I really don't actually want
01:23:57.479 --> 01:24:00.399
you dead right now. But I'm going to die to my...
01:24:00.399 --> 01:24:02.300
I already told you that I was going to die to
01:24:02.300 --> 01:24:05.239
my own triggers. Because then I'd lose my bedlam.
01:24:06.060 --> 01:24:10.920
Tough titties. It's coming. Tough titties. It's
01:24:10.920 --> 01:24:17.840
coming. Yes! Get his ass! I am going to go and...
01:24:17.840 --> 01:24:20.359
I'll show you. I'm going to hurt myself. I will
01:24:20.359 --> 01:24:24.460
roll that plane or die. Nothing. I will roll
01:24:24.460 --> 01:24:29.779
it again. Nothing. I will pass the turn. Miso
01:24:29.779 --> 01:24:33.899
soup, baby! Let's go! Untap, upkeep, draw. What
01:24:33.899 --> 01:24:36.899
the hell are you? Oh, I like you. You're good.
01:24:37.840 --> 01:24:40.319
I mean, yeah, before I play a land, let's roll
01:24:40.319 --> 01:24:44.460
the plane. No, die. Well, if y 'all want me to
01:24:44.460 --> 01:24:47.300
re -roll it again, but it was a planeswalk. I
01:24:47.300 --> 01:24:49.159
think everyone's okay with planeswalking away.
01:24:49.760 --> 01:24:55.149
We are in Ravnica. Okay. Whenever a creature
01:24:55.149 --> 01:24:57.310
dies, return it to the battlefield under its
01:24:57.310 --> 01:24:58.869
owner's control at the beginning and the next
01:24:58.869 --> 01:25:00.770
end step. Whenever a non -white creature dies,
01:25:00.829 --> 01:25:02.489
return it to its owner's hand at the beginning.
01:25:02.789 --> 01:25:05.250
When chaos ensues, creatures can't attack you
01:25:05.250 --> 01:25:10.310
until a player planeswalks. Oh, that sounds dope.
01:25:10.430 --> 01:25:12.930
I'd really like for that to work. Let me have
01:25:12.930 --> 01:25:18.229
that work real quick. Okay, it didn't. Before
01:25:18.229 --> 01:25:21.470
we move any further, Jolly. Yeah. You did draw
01:25:21.470 --> 01:25:24.189
for your turn. oh yeah sorry thank you um let's
01:25:24.189 --> 01:25:28.529
mill i feel like russ is about to die uh you
01:25:28.529 --> 01:25:33.229
know what let's mill a squirrel no broccoli and
01:25:33.229 --> 01:25:37.390
uh chronicle of victory chronicle of oh chronicle
01:25:37.390 --> 01:25:41.609
of victory is a damn good card okay yeah i'm
01:25:41.609 --> 01:25:45.310
going to i think it's especially good in a green
01:25:45.310 --> 01:25:47.170
deck because you don't have to actually care
01:25:47.170 --> 01:25:50.890
about the mana cost of it i'm gonna crack a windswept
01:25:50.890 --> 01:25:56.260
heath um to go get a forest something i might
01:25:56.260 --> 01:26:00.220
just go get a basic yeah the basic forest do
01:26:00.220 --> 01:26:04.239
i just want to smack someone real real hard i
01:26:04.239 --> 01:26:07.939
could i could smack somebody so hard the question
01:26:07.939 --> 01:26:10.859
is who do i smack smack me i would smack me and
01:26:10.859 --> 01:26:15.819
smack me so hard yeah um do i think that russ
01:26:15.819 --> 01:26:18.399
can kill me on his turn or do i think he's just
01:26:18.399 --> 01:26:22.890
gonna do a bunch of horse I am 100 % guaranteeing
01:26:22.890 --> 01:26:24.550
that I'm going to die. Yeah, I had a feeling.
01:26:25.250 --> 01:26:27.609
But that doesn't mean he can't kill you. That's
01:26:27.609 --> 01:26:30.609
fair. No, that's absolutely fair. No, that's
01:26:30.609 --> 01:26:33.869
100 % what it means. Yes, I don't have any kind
01:26:33.869 --> 01:26:39.050
of cost reduction. Cool. I mean, I guess I'll
01:26:39.050 --> 01:26:42.250
plus one. Oh, go again to draw two, discard one.
01:26:42.550 --> 01:26:46.550
Oh, I like that. We'll discard a Flooded Strand
01:26:46.550 --> 01:26:49.659
since I don't have my Ruin Crab anymore. I think
01:26:49.659 --> 01:26:52.300
I'm going to cast my commander. So I'm going
01:26:52.300 --> 01:26:55.899
to cast the Mimeoplasm, which says as it enters
01:26:55.899 --> 01:26:58.279
the battlefield, I may exile two creature cards
01:26:58.279 --> 01:27:00.520
from graveyards. And if I do, it enters as a
01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:02.960
copy of those cards or a copy of one of them
01:27:02.960 --> 01:27:04.699
with a number of counters on them equal to the
01:27:04.699 --> 01:27:08.899
other. So I don't have to target anything. I
01:27:08.899 --> 01:27:11.399
just exile the creatures on resolution. So does
01:27:11.399 --> 01:27:13.800
anybody want to do anything while this card is
01:27:13.800 --> 01:27:18.640
on the stack? So, Russ, are you able to go and
01:27:18.640 --> 01:27:21.020
activate that Relica Progenitus, or do you want
01:27:21.020 --> 01:27:23.260
to activate that Relica Progenitus? Nope, fuck
01:27:23.260 --> 01:27:25.779
yeah. Because if you activate the Relica Progenitus,
01:27:25.920 --> 01:27:28.260
that Mimeoplasm comes in as a big ol' nothing.
01:27:29.159 --> 01:27:32.960
Well, he doesn't have the mana to exile all graveyards.
01:27:33.060 --> 01:27:35.680
He can do the tap activation if he wanted. Yeah,
01:27:35.680 --> 01:27:38.659
no. Go ahead. Treat yourself. Excellent. Cool.
01:27:39.229 --> 01:27:42.949
I'm going to have the Mimeoplasm enter the battlefield
01:27:42.949 --> 01:27:47.930
as a copy of Knuckles. So I'm going to exile
01:27:47.930 --> 01:27:50.989
Knuckles. And also, I think the biggest creature
01:27:50.989 --> 01:27:53.010
in any graveyard is the Cavern Horde Dragon.
01:27:53.390 --> 01:27:56.050
Yeah, it is six power. Yeah, so I'm going to
01:27:56.050 --> 01:28:01.130
have this be... Knuckles is a 2 -4, right? Yeah,
01:28:01.149 --> 01:28:04.319
but it's disgusting. Yeah, so a 2 -4 entering
01:28:04.319 --> 01:28:07.199
with six plus one plus one counters on it. It
01:28:07.199 --> 01:28:12.180
has double strike, trample, and haste. And also,
01:28:12.279 --> 01:28:14.180
it's my commander, so it deals commander damage.
01:28:15.859 --> 01:28:20.020
Knuckles. Fucking gross. Double strike, trample,
01:28:20.260 --> 01:28:32.380
haste, damage, treasure. And then also... And
01:28:32.380 --> 01:28:33.920
then there's this little... And then he's...
01:28:33.920 --> 01:28:37.939
Rolling around at the speed of sound. Got places
01:28:37.939 --> 01:28:41.819
to go. Gotta follow my rainbow. Alright, so there's
01:28:41.819 --> 01:28:45.460
big boy. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna hit the shit
01:28:45.460 --> 01:28:47.859
out of somebody. Jarvis, you got a million life.
01:28:48.779 --> 01:28:53.899
Right? Well, not a million. I have 42. Hold on,
01:28:53.939 --> 01:28:55.680
before I go to combat, I'm sorry. I actually
01:28:55.680 --> 01:28:57.260
did have two more mill triggers that I needed
01:28:57.260 --> 01:29:01.619
to do. And with me having 42... It means I'm
01:29:01.619 --> 01:29:05.439
ham in spirit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With these triggers,
01:29:05.659 --> 01:29:07.960
who did I mill the first of my turn? Squirrel.
01:29:08.600 --> 01:29:10.460
Yeah, that would be me. Okay, so, yeah, Russ
01:29:10.460 --> 01:29:13.220
milled two. Jarvis, you milled two. When I drew
01:29:13.220 --> 01:29:15.960
off my Oko. I missed it, and that's it. Watery
01:29:15.960 --> 01:29:19.220
Grave. Throws of Chaos and Season Pyromancer.
01:29:19.819 --> 01:29:26.960
So, here you go, Jarvis. It's, um... 16? Yeah,
01:29:27.000 --> 01:29:31.250
it's 16. Out of 26? And that's 16 commander damage.
01:29:31.569 --> 01:29:36.649
Yeah. And I make how many treasures? Just two?
01:29:37.149 --> 01:29:40.829
Two. Sick. Does that change what I want to do
01:29:40.829 --> 01:29:43.369
now that I have four mana? What's the next coolest
01:29:43.369 --> 01:29:45.350
card in anybody's graveyard that's a creature?
01:29:46.050 --> 01:29:48.770
I just want to see an Empiremancer there. Russ,
01:29:48.850 --> 01:29:51.829
you got any heat in there? That's what I'm looking
01:29:51.829 --> 01:29:54.310
for. I don't think I do. I got a Planeswalker.
01:29:54.449 --> 01:29:57.670
I have a Squee the Immortal. I got a Starfield
01:29:57.670 --> 01:30:02.399
Vocalist. Burnished Heart, Black Hole, a 2 -3
01:30:02.399 --> 01:30:04.119
with Death Touch and Lifelink. Whenever it deals
01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:06.159
combat damage, draw a card, then discard a card.
01:30:06.939 --> 01:30:11.939
That's it. Okay. So that's nothing that crazy.
01:30:13.640 --> 01:30:15.420
Nobody's got anything with Death Touch in their
01:30:15.420 --> 01:30:19.079
graveyard, do they? Nope. I have an Elvish Mystic
01:30:19.079 --> 01:30:22.779
in my squirrel mode. That's not very good. And
01:30:22.779 --> 01:30:25.680
a Metaphymic. Oh yeah, my Metaphymic. I thought
01:30:25.680 --> 01:30:29.600
he was XL. No. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to pay two.
01:30:32.399 --> 01:30:34.539
I'm just going to keep two treasures for now,
01:30:34.619 --> 01:30:37.579
and I'll denote that in a second. So here's two
01:30:37.579 --> 01:30:41.720
treasures. And I'm just going to cast a Lazav,
01:30:41.739 --> 01:30:45.319
wearer of faces. Whenever it attacks, I exile
01:30:45.319 --> 01:30:48.000
a card from a graveyard, and then investigate,
01:30:48.100 --> 01:30:50.460
and whenever I sacrifice a clue, I can have it
01:30:50.460 --> 01:30:55.239
become a copy of a card that I've exiled. But
01:30:55.239 --> 01:30:58.020
yeah, aside from that, I'm done. That was a good
01:30:58.020 --> 01:31:02.760
turn. I'm done Cheetle, baby. I got to Mimeoplasma
01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:05.100
Knuckles, and I'm actually so excited about that.
01:31:06.260 --> 01:31:08.840
Untap, upkeep, I make a... You know what, Charlie?
01:31:09.859 --> 01:31:12.859
I'm happy for you. I'm happy for me, too. I like
01:31:12.859 --> 01:31:16.279
making a... I like a Knuckles. I have a Knuckles
01:31:16.279 --> 01:31:18.939
somewhere, but I don't remember what box it's
01:31:18.939 --> 01:31:21.239
in. So you're saying that your Knuckles is deep
01:31:21.239 --> 01:31:24.300
in a box? No, okay. I guess I put Knuckles in
01:31:24.300 --> 01:31:25.859
a real deck somewhere, but I don't know what
01:31:25.859 --> 01:31:28.939
deck she's in. I tap up. Is he in my Shadow of
01:31:28.939 --> 01:31:33.920
the Hedgehog deck? Probably. Alright. So let's
01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:38.119
move to combat. Hell yeah. I can't block. I'm
01:31:38.119 --> 01:31:41.140
going to swing Gwinnum at Jarvis for four. Oh,
01:31:41.159 --> 01:31:43.899
wait. Russ, wait. Hold on. Sorry. At the beginning
01:31:43.899 --> 01:31:46.819
of your upkeep, did you make another Dermotaxi?
01:31:46.960 --> 01:31:50.180
Yeah, I did. What did you exile with? Oh, Starfield
01:31:50.180 --> 01:31:54.180
Buccalis. Okay, gotcha. Just making sure. Swinging
01:31:54.180 --> 01:31:56.619
Gwinnum at Jarvis for four. Because I need four
01:31:56.619 --> 01:31:59.079
life. Okay. Alright, let's see what I can kill
01:31:59.079 --> 01:32:04.100
myself with. Land! What a phrase. One with the
01:32:04.100 --> 01:32:06.699
machine. I'm going to pay four. I'm going to
01:32:06.699 --> 01:32:09.180
draw cards equal to the highest value of artifacts
01:32:09.180 --> 01:32:14.260
I control. Oh, Chimal is six, right? Yeah, jeez.
01:32:14.319 --> 01:32:18.039
You can draw six? Pretty nasty. Alright, that
01:32:18.039 --> 01:32:20.260
goes away. You have a lot of cards there, Russ.
01:32:21.239 --> 01:32:24.680
Yep, I sure do. Ain't none of them helping me.
01:32:26.680 --> 01:32:29.739
I'm gonna pay five life for a, uh, thought cast.
01:32:31.039 --> 01:32:34.000
Draw two cards. That's very funny, because, yeah,
01:32:34.039 --> 01:32:36.979
you don't get the reduction from the affinity
01:32:36.979 --> 01:32:41.960
with the Gwynum. That's very good. That's very,
01:32:41.979 --> 01:32:44.460
very good. You got a six mana something on your
01:32:44.460 --> 01:32:48.640
deck. I'm gonna play a Darkwater Catacombs for
01:32:48.640 --> 01:32:52.420
turn. Oh, there you go. That's hilarious. I see
01:32:52.420 --> 01:32:54.920
what that is, and that is so fucking funny, because
01:32:54.920 --> 01:33:00.810
that would kill you. I want to do this so bad.
01:33:01.350 --> 01:33:04.449
It's so funny. I'm trying to beat you, Russ.
01:33:05.510 --> 01:33:12.090
Master play? No. B -A -T -E. You could River
01:33:12.090 --> 01:33:14.170
Churn Monument to get it off the top of your
01:33:14.170 --> 01:33:17.029
deck and try to hit something else. Or you can
01:33:17.029 --> 01:33:20.189
cast it. Or you can cast it and die. Alternately.
01:33:21.270 --> 01:33:30.340
Uh -oh. Alternately. Oh, no. My knuckles. Takes
01:33:30.340 --> 01:33:32.420
me. I'm going to play a Dragonlord Silumgar.
01:33:32.779 --> 01:33:34.920
It's a 3 -5 with flying and death touch. When
01:33:34.920 --> 01:33:36.760
it enters the battlefield, gain control of the
01:33:36.760 --> 01:33:38.539
target creature or planeswalker for as long as
01:33:38.539 --> 01:33:42.439
you... Yuck. I'm going to take knuckles. Yeah,
01:33:42.500 --> 01:33:45.020
okay. You take the Mimeo Plasm knuckles with
01:33:45.020 --> 01:33:48.920
6 plus 1 plus 1 counters on it. Now, for what
01:33:48.920 --> 01:33:51.420
it's worth, it is still tapped right now. But...
01:33:51.420 --> 01:33:55.659
That sucks. And I wish that hadn't happened.
01:33:57.329 --> 01:33:59.949
Okay. Very cool. Very cool and good. I'm okay
01:33:59.949 --> 01:34:03.109
with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go.
01:34:03.510 --> 01:34:07.189
Ah! Piss in the trenches game. Well, where else
01:34:07.189 --> 01:34:10.470
are you supposed to piss? Huh? Where else are
01:34:10.470 --> 01:34:11.710
you supposed to piss if it's not in the trenches?
01:34:12.630 --> 01:34:15.710
That's fair. Why don't you have an exile, Jervis?
01:34:17.050 --> 01:34:20.069
Shit ton. How many lands do you have in exile?
01:34:20.630 --> 01:34:24.609
One, two, three, four, five. That's hilarious.
01:34:24.989 --> 01:34:29.699
Five. Nothing. Fractured Power Stone. Nothing.
01:34:31.140 --> 01:34:35.119
Yeah, I guess I gotta discard to hand size. I
01:34:35.119 --> 01:34:37.680
guess I gotta discard to hand... Well, before
01:34:37.680 --> 01:34:39.779
you do that, you should Chimmel. Yeah, I gotta
01:34:39.779 --> 01:34:44.000
Chimmel. We're gonna discover five. Oh, look
01:34:44.000 --> 01:34:47.859
at that. You can't discover the Citadel? No.
01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:51.340
But I can discover this Arcane Signet. You can
01:34:51.340 --> 01:34:54.420
discover the Arcane Signet. Yeah, let's get that
01:34:54.420 --> 01:34:59.199
the fuck out of here. Alright, so... And I can't
01:34:59.199 --> 01:35:01.000
roll the Arcane Signet. No, because it'll be
01:35:01.000 --> 01:35:03.760
on the end step. Right. Do you guys think you
01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:06.819
can only do it at sorcery speed? Discarding a
01:35:06.819 --> 01:35:11.060
Judor, Aristotic Capital, Aristocratic Capital,
01:35:11.340 --> 01:35:13.979
A Restless Reef, Undercity Stewards, Lobiela
01:35:13.979 --> 01:35:18.340
Sackbill Baggins, Distant Memory, Spire of Industry,
01:35:18.779 --> 01:35:21.739
Drawn Catacombs, and a Darksteel City. Very good.
01:35:23.640 --> 01:35:26.760
Then I'm assuming it's my turn. Yep. It's all
01:35:26.760 --> 01:35:29.800
you, buddy. So now Frust dies, the bedlam goes
01:35:29.800 --> 01:35:33.960
away, and I get Knuckles back. Yeah. And I can't
01:35:33.960 --> 01:35:35.760
even say good luck getting it back because I'm
01:35:35.760 --> 01:35:39.779
totes can't block. And I can't believe I let
01:35:39.779 --> 01:35:42.000
Jarvis talk me into playing it because I didn't
01:35:42.000 --> 01:35:48.140
want to fucking play it. That's what happens
01:35:48.140 --> 01:35:50.239
when you listen to Jarvis. Everything's bad.
01:35:51.380 --> 01:35:56.529
Whoa. Not everything. That's fair. I did get
01:35:56.529 --> 01:35:58.050
to hit you for a ton. Well, you didn't have a
01:35:58.050 --> 01:36:00.310
blocker anyway. Don't worry, Joey. I've got plans
01:36:00.310 --> 01:36:03.850
for you. Oh, nice. I love plans for me. I'm going
01:36:03.850 --> 01:36:10.529
to tap three for a Curious Forager. I am going
01:36:10.529 --> 01:36:15.250
to exile three cards. Oh, no. What are you getting
01:36:15.250 --> 01:36:20.010
back? I don't have a whole lot, but... You don't
01:36:20.010 --> 01:36:30.210
need a whole lot. Get rid of... Let's do Beast
01:36:30.210 --> 01:36:35.529
Within. According to Crossroads. No, he has to...
01:36:35.529 --> 01:36:38.710
He won't return Permit to the Sand. He has to
01:36:38.710 --> 01:36:43.270
exile three cards. And then I'm going to return...
01:36:43.270 --> 01:36:47.750
The Chronicle of Victory to my hand. Chronicle
01:36:47.750 --> 01:36:52.659
of Victory. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That still leads
01:36:52.659 --> 01:36:55.199
me now. Unless somebody has something to... I
01:36:55.199 --> 01:36:57.279
don't think you can interact. Maybe not. Well,
01:36:57.340 --> 01:37:00.840
Russ has the Signet, so if he wanted to, when
01:37:00.840 --> 01:37:03.199
you select the target, I guess he could sac the
01:37:03.199 --> 01:37:05.399
Relic of Progenitus to exile other graveyards,
01:37:05.560 --> 01:37:09.560
but... Yeah. I don't know if he wants to do that,
01:37:09.659 --> 01:37:13.159
but that is the only option that I see in play
01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:16.380
right now. Yeah, I don't have anything. Yes,
01:37:16.380 --> 01:37:18.319
you're good. You can get your Chronicle. And
01:37:18.319 --> 01:37:23.779
then Bedlam's still out, right? Yeah. Um, who
01:37:23.779 --> 01:37:27.579
have I hit so far? Russ, I think. I've been fairly
01:37:27.579 --> 01:37:30.899
unsquirreled. Yeah, I think, he didn't hit me,
01:37:30.920 --> 01:37:32.500
so it had to have been Russ, because it wasn't
01:37:32.500 --> 01:37:35.939
Jolly either. Okay, so, um. He's gonna pick Human.
01:37:36.060 --> 01:37:38.840
He's gonna cast it and pick Human. Uh, he doesn't
01:37:38.840 --> 01:37:40.520
have the mana to cast it. I don't have the mana
01:37:40.520 --> 01:37:43.539
to cast it just yet. Which is crazy to see in
01:37:43.539 --> 01:37:46.600
a green deck. That's so wild to me. To see the
01:37:46.600 --> 01:37:49.720
missing land drops. Don't hate on me. I feel
01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:51.979
just as bad about it. I mean, you don't have
01:37:51.979 --> 01:37:55.380
to feel worse. I'm going to swing my commander
01:37:55.380 --> 01:37:59.800
at... Let's go at you, Jolly. Oh, I'm miffed.
01:37:59.819 --> 01:38:03.420
One, two, three, four. I've been hit. I know.
01:38:03.520 --> 01:38:06.159
One, two, three, four. Super bad, and I'll pass
01:38:06.159 --> 01:38:08.140
the turn. Do you want to try to Planeswalk at
01:38:08.140 --> 01:38:11.840
all? No, I don't. No, I'm good with it. Okay,
01:38:11.939 --> 01:38:15.380
untap. I want Planeswalk. I don't like it here.
01:38:17.739 --> 01:38:22.260
Upkeep. This comes off Suspend. Nice. Russ has
01:38:22.260 --> 01:38:24.460
seven cards in hand, so I'll target Russ. What's
01:38:24.460 --> 01:38:26.539
going on? And I'll go back on Suspend. Oh, my
01:38:26.539 --> 01:38:29.420
Rouser of Praying comes off Suspend. Okay. So
01:38:29.420 --> 01:38:32.960
it does the mana portion of Jessica's Will. Gotcha.
01:38:33.859 --> 01:38:36.520
I love Jessica's Will. But it then goes back
01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:39.500
on Suspend. I'll have seven red mana, and it
01:38:39.500 --> 01:38:42.659
doesn't leave it as steps and phases. I'll draw.
01:38:43.659 --> 01:38:51.130
This triggers. This flips, this flips. It's untouchable.
01:38:51.470 --> 01:38:56.869
This flips, this flips. There we go. Cucky -jucky.
01:38:57.189 --> 01:39:00.829
I'm gonna use the seven mana right away. Oh dang,
01:39:00.850 --> 01:39:06.029
what do we got? Super state. Yes! Enchanted creature
01:39:06.029 --> 01:39:08.770
has base power and toughness. Nine mana and has
01:39:08.770 --> 01:39:11.050
flying first strike trample and haste. Whenever
01:39:11.050 --> 01:39:12.409
it deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals
01:39:12.409 --> 01:39:14.829
that much damage to each other opponent. Hell
01:39:14.829 --> 01:39:19.859
yeah. So it's a 10 -10? Currently, it's a 9 -9.
01:39:20.680 --> 01:39:23.960
For the one counter? Oh, wait, no, it's a 13
01:39:23.960 --> 01:39:26.479
-13? One counter, and then it's plus two, plus
01:39:26.479 --> 01:39:30.159
two. So it's a 12 -12 currently. Oh, that's awesome.
01:39:31.159 --> 01:39:35.300
I'm going to pay four mana. Uh -huh. And I'm
01:39:35.300 --> 01:39:39.859
going to discard this mountain to retrace my
01:39:39.859 --> 01:39:44.439
Throes of Chaos. Oh, okay. Yeah, I see. I see
01:39:44.439 --> 01:39:46.890
what we're doing. So for those of you that don't
01:39:46.890 --> 01:39:49.189
know how Cascade works with Lelia, since it has
01:39:49.189 --> 01:39:53.149
to check after every single card, every card
01:39:53.149 --> 01:39:56.369
I exile when I'm cascading puts a counter on
01:39:56.369 --> 01:40:01.970
Lelia. One. Two. Three. It has to be less. Four.
01:40:03.229 --> 01:40:06.390
Five. I get my Mind Stone. So that's five total,
01:40:06.590 --> 01:40:08.750
so I'll go up to six counters on Lelia. Yep,
01:40:08.750 --> 01:40:12.590
yep. Six counters on Lelia, so she is a nine.
01:40:13.590 --> 01:40:19.380
Ten, eleven. 17. 17? Yeah, yeah. Pretty gnarly.
01:40:19.739 --> 01:40:25.119
I have a problem. Oh, yeah, I guess. Well, what
01:40:25.119 --> 01:40:28.819
my problem is, is that I think I'm dead no matter
01:40:28.819 --> 01:40:34.760
what I do. Um, I do think I agree with that.
01:40:35.779 --> 01:40:40.220
Because of the bedlam. So, like, if you hit Russ,
01:40:40.340 --> 01:40:42.979
the Super State damage isn't going to be enough
01:40:42.979 --> 01:40:45.979
to kill me or Squirrel, and I'll get the Knuckles
01:40:45.979 --> 01:40:48.739
back? Yeah, I can hit either you or Squirrel.
01:40:49.060 --> 01:40:52.680
And in hitting either you or Squirrel, Oh, it
01:40:52.680 --> 01:40:56.659
kills Russ. It kills Russ. And you killed me
01:40:56.659 --> 01:40:59.500
with Commander damage. Yes, I can kill either
01:40:59.500 --> 01:41:01.560
one of you with Commander damage right now. And
01:41:01.560 --> 01:41:04.000
that would also kill Russ, yeah. And that would
01:41:04.000 --> 01:41:07.479
kill, yeah. Because, well... well no i can't
01:41:07.479 --> 01:41:10.779
kill oh wait uh 9 15 yeah i could kill jolly
01:41:10.779 --> 01:41:13.119
exact sees on jolly yeah you know exact sees
01:41:13.119 --> 01:41:15.239
me you got there with the last little bit of
01:41:15.239 --> 01:41:20.539
mana but i can't uh with squirrel squirrel would
01:41:20.539 --> 01:41:23.199
have the ability to go and cast the chronicles
01:41:23.199 --> 01:41:29.859
we'll get 6 9 15 to me i'd be at 7 so you are
01:41:29.859 --> 01:41:32.439
definitely the more lethal one what i'm gonna
01:41:32.439 --> 01:41:35.659
do I'm going to crack this Mind Stone to draw
01:41:35.659 --> 01:41:39.939
a card. Norse? Excellent. I'm going to Throes
01:41:39.939 --> 01:41:42.779
of Chaos again. Oh, hell yeah. There you go.
01:41:43.399 --> 01:41:47.319
Let's see if we can just get it. Unprofessional
01:41:47.319 --> 01:41:50.079
Facebreaker. So that's only two this time. Yep.
01:41:51.060 --> 01:41:53.600
Not a bad card, though. Love Professional Facebreaker.
01:41:54.619 --> 01:41:59.920
Wrong way. What is the ability on this plane,
01:42:00.020 --> 01:42:04.380
Russ? Whenever a white creature dies, you get
01:42:04.380 --> 01:42:06.520
it back at the beginning of the next end step.
01:42:06.579 --> 01:42:08.600
When a non -white creature dies, return to the
01:42:08.600 --> 01:42:12.619
ender's hand. And then for chaos ensuing, creatures
01:42:12.619 --> 01:42:17.000
you attack... Creatures can't attack you until
01:42:17.000 --> 01:42:21.119
the plains walks. Let's go to combat. Yeah, a
01:42:21.119 --> 01:42:27.060
little dark. Russ, my question to you was...
01:42:27.060 --> 01:42:31.279
Is that a spoiler? Because you've got the Arcane
01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:33.520
Signet, so if you've got the Darkness, you need
01:42:33.520 --> 01:42:36.140
to do it now before the Combat Damage connects
01:42:36.140 --> 01:42:39.100
and I die. No, I was talking about my own death.
01:42:39.880 --> 01:42:41.899
Oh, okay. I didn't know if you were being really,
01:42:41.939 --> 01:42:44.300
really subtle with that you had Darkness, or
01:42:44.300 --> 01:42:48.060
if you were... No, I wish I did. I do have Darkness
01:42:48.060 --> 01:42:51.680
in this deck, but not right now. That's 20 total
01:42:51.680 --> 01:42:55.640
at Jolly. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Which does 20 to
01:42:55.640 --> 01:42:59.670
both me and Ruz. Yeah. Yeah, I died in hell.
01:43:00.090 --> 01:43:04.609
And that kills us, right? No, because you don't
01:43:04.609 --> 01:43:06.470
get commander damage, Squirrel, so you only get
01:43:06.470 --> 01:43:10.750
20. But I will go and get two treasures from
01:43:10.750 --> 01:43:17.470
this. One from Knuckles and one from PFB. But
01:43:17.470 --> 01:43:21.930
you don't have Knuckles. Isn't this... Oh, never
01:43:21.930 --> 01:43:23.789
mind. I'm wrong. I thought this was any opponent.
01:43:24.090 --> 01:43:27.500
So yeah, okay, then I get one treasure. So I
01:43:27.500 --> 01:43:29.899
have two mana. I want to keep Russ involved in
01:43:29.899 --> 01:43:31.880
this. Oh, wait a minute. I also have a trigger
01:43:31.880 --> 01:43:35.600
from the sword. I'm going to flicker this again.
01:43:37.340 --> 01:43:44.939
Get my shot back. Go get my land untapped. So
01:43:44.939 --> 01:43:47.760
I have three mana. Russ, can you roll that planter
01:43:47.760 --> 01:43:52.140
die, please? Uh, sure. Nope. Russ, can you roll
01:43:52.140 --> 01:43:56.399
that planter die, please? Nope. I got one. Ask
01:43:56.399 --> 01:43:59.079
me to do it. Jolly, can you roll that play to
01:43:59.079 --> 01:44:02.899
die, please? Yeah, dude. Oh, we're planeswalked.
01:44:02.899 --> 01:44:05.960
We're planeswalking. I think I dropped a... Did
01:44:05.960 --> 01:44:09.119
I drop a card? When you planeswalk to Maelstrom
01:44:09.119 --> 01:44:11.199
at the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal
01:44:11.199 --> 01:44:12.779
the top card of your library. If it's permanent,
01:44:12.939 --> 01:44:15.989
you may put it on the battlefield. If you reveal
01:44:15.989 --> 01:44:17.850
the card and did put it in the battlefield, put
01:44:17.850 --> 01:44:19.470
it in the bottom of your library. When chaos
01:44:19.470 --> 01:44:21.710
ensues, return target card from your graveyard
01:44:21.710 --> 01:44:24.189
to the battlefield. Okay, so it's whenever you're
01:44:24.189 --> 01:44:25.689
planeswalking at the beginning of your upkeep.
01:44:25.949 --> 01:44:30.770
Permanent card, mountain. That gives me two more
01:44:30.770 --> 01:44:34.750
mana. One more time. I got you. Let Jolly do
01:44:34.750 --> 01:44:39.810
it? It's planeswalking again. Let's go. We're
01:44:39.810 --> 01:44:42.109
planeswalking again, baby. Is this thing fucking
01:44:42.109 --> 01:44:45.720
loaded? No? Okay, well. We're going to Ravnica
01:44:45.720 --> 01:44:47.939
again. If an effect would create one or more
01:44:47.939 --> 01:44:51.560
tokens, it creates twice that many tokens instead.
01:44:52.520 --> 01:44:55.180
If an effect would place one or more counters
01:44:55.180 --> 01:44:57.079
on a permanent, it places twice that many of
01:44:57.079 --> 01:44:59.319
those counters instead. Oh, doubling season!
01:44:59.779 --> 01:45:04.600
There we go! Welp. Okay. This is all I can do.
01:45:05.840 --> 01:45:08.640
Okay. At the end of your turn, I have something
01:45:08.640 --> 01:45:11.520
to do. Wait, what happens when chaos ensues?
01:45:13.059 --> 01:45:17.000
A bunch of bullshit. Whenever chaos enserves
01:45:17.000 --> 01:45:21.460
until the end of your turn, you may tap two lands
01:45:21.460 --> 01:45:27.119
for mana. Add one mana of your mana pool to any
01:45:27.119 --> 01:45:29.239
type that way. Oh, so you just get like a mana.
01:45:29.260 --> 01:45:32.340
You get a mana flare in addition. You get like
01:45:32.340 --> 01:45:35.939
a... That's cool. So I used my commander's ability.
01:45:36.020 --> 01:45:41.489
That is one, two... one two three four and that's
01:45:41.489 --> 01:45:46.210
one two three four squirrels eight so you make
01:45:46.210 --> 01:45:51.409
eight so there's two tapped and i make eight
01:45:51.409 --> 01:45:58.350
that's so funny that's so funny that we just
01:45:58.350 --> 01:46:01.149
went to double x season and then is it my turn
01:46:01.149 --> 01:46:05.810
now yes oh jesus i'm doing math quick i don't
01:46:05.810 --> 01:46:06.850
even know if we have to go through your turn
01:46:08.390 --> 01:46:12.390
I don't think you have to. The Chronicle is going
01:46:12.390 --> 01:46:16.390
to get plus 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. It's going to get
01:46:16.390 --> 01:46:20.729
24 counters on it. Well, it's 24 plus 2 plus
01:46:20.729 --> 01:46:22.909
2. So even if you have to tap one, you're still
01:46:22.909 --> 01:46:24.890
left with 11 that have plus 2, so that's 22.
01:46:25.250 --> 01:46:27.250
I can only block 2, so that takes me down to
01:46:27.250 --> 01:46:30.310
9 that I can block. So even if I block Squirrel
01:46:30.310 --> 01:46:33.609
Girl on that, I still... No. I'm taking... No,
01:46:33.710 --> 01:46:36.489
because I'd still be taking 9. I would be taking
01:46:36.489 --> 01:46:41.630
27, so yeah. That's so funny. Well, do it, Squirrel!
01:46:41.729 --> 01:46:44.789
You're here. Tap your Fractured Power Stone.
01:46:44.890 --> 01:46:47.250
Play the Chronicle. Jarvis got greedy with the
01:46:47.250 --> 01:46:52.050
planes. Jason got dunked on. 1, 2, 3, 4. Play
01:46:52.050 --> 01:46:57.890
Jason! 5, 6. I'm going to cast Chronicle of Victory.
01:46:58.430 --> 01:47:01.789
Now, hold on. What creature type? Squirrel. I
01:47:01.789 --> 01:47:05.750
saw the line. Creature, you control of the chosen
01:47:05.750 --> 01:47:07.810
type. Get plus two, plus two, and have first
01:47:07.810 --> 01:47:10.949
strike and trample. First strike and trample.
01:47:11.350 --> 01:47:13.550
And whenever you cast a spell, the chosen type
01:47:13.550 --> 01:47:19.489
draw a card. So let's do... I will all swing.
01:47:21.689 --> 01:47:23.770
I just saw a different line. I could have won
01:47:23.770 --> 01:47:29.380
the game on my turn. I was a fucking moron. So,
01:47:29.439 --> 01:47:31.960
yeah, if you can only block two, that's probably
01:47:31.960 --> 01:47:34.560
going to be my commander and this guy, which
01:47:34.560 --> 01:47:38.699
are the toughest, which still leaves. And even
01:47:38.699 --> 01:47:41.840
then, they're still trample. Yeah, they're...
01:47:41.840 --> 01:47:47.140
I saw the line. It opened up my eyes. I saw the
01:47:47.140 --> 01:47:50.920
line. So, do you guys want to... What could you
01:47:50.920 --> 01:47:53.699
have done? I could have cast City on fire instead
01:47:53.699 --> 01:47:56.100
of casting my Throes of Chaos. I would have just
01:47:56.100 --> 01:47:59.149
tripled damage. The triple damage would have
01:47:59.149 --> 01:48:04.069
gotten there? Yeah. Very easily. That was a great
01:48:04.069 --> 01:48:08.310
game. I appreciate it. I do think I only got
01:48:08.310 --> 01:48:11.510
there because you all left me alone after you
01:48:11.510 --> 01:48:15.350
initially beat the crap out of me. Well, the
01:48:15.350 --> 01:48:17.649
reason why I attacked Jolly on that last turn
01:48:17.649 --> 01:48:22.449
was if I didn't give you that plane, I could
01:48:22.449 --> 01:48:24.210
have survived your turn even with the Chronicles.
01:48:24.750 --> 01:48:28.050
I could not have survived Jolly at all. Yeah.
01:48:28.149 --> 01:48:32.149
The Knuckles Mimeo would have been rough. Alright,
01:48:32.250 --> 01:48:34.890
well you get to hit us with the sign -off and
01:48:34.890 --> 01:48:38.710
the end scene, buddy. Oh, yeah! Wait, what do
01:48:38.710 --> 01:48:41.130
I do? You get to hit us with the sign -off, like,
01:48:41.210 --> 01:48:44.770
you know, sign off the show and then get us with
01:48:44.770 --> 01:48:47.430
the end scene. Or since you won, you can say
01:48:47.430 --> 01:48:50.630
whatever you want. Yeah. You can do anything.
01:48:51.649 --> 01:48:55.720
Jesus Christ. So... I don't know. Great game.
01:48:56.500 --> 01:49:03.000
We're signing off. Thank you very much. That's
01:49:03.000 --> 01:49:07.819
about all I got. And scene. That's just what
01:49:07.819 --> 01:49:08.640
we do to end the show.