OM DENNE EPISODE
The Five Aside boys are back with another round of fearless predictions—and apparently Q’s government name is now Quadratic. 😭
We break down Brentford vs Chelsea, Brighton vs Arsenal, City vs Sunderland, Spurs vs Villa, Fulham vs Man United, Bournemouth vs Liverpool, Barcelona’s latest five-goal agenda, and the Madrid Derby. Expect questionable scorelines, Arsenal confidence, United slander, Barcelona propaganda, FPL Haaland doubts, and a potential Five Aside watch party.
Who’s cooking this weekend, and whose prediction is getting clipped for all the wrong reasons?
Timestamps
00:00 — Welcome to Five Aside + the birth of “Quadratic”
01:40 — Brentford vs Chelsea: upset incoming?
03:35 — Brighton vs Arsenal: champions ready to flex
06:35 — Man City vs Sunderland + Haaland/FPL doubts
08:40 — Spurs vs Aston Villa: battle of the disappointments
10:20 — Fulham vs Man United: the United entertainment tour
12:40 — Bournemouth vs Liverpool + storyline predictions
14:55 — Sevilla vs Barcelona: the five-goal agenda
16:35 — Atlético Madrid vs Real Madrid: game of the weekend
18:20 — Madrid Derby watch-party talk + free-drink chaos
19:45 — Five Aside jerseys, socials & outro
