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feels like nights of the round table
here in Nashville. So we'll just get
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to this. You've been on this
before. We will call your very fun
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Mr John Heffron on very recently,
very recently, very recently. And then
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to my left the sprite young man
full of optimism. Right, the darkness
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will succeed into his soul. So
I can feel it at this table.
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Let's see it in look at the
smile on his face. There's so many
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dreams. Freshly married right, every
everything's a grounder. Right now. All
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you're doing is putting your mid down. It's coming right to them, my
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body in front of it. Mr
Ar Webber, Aaron, thank you for
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joining, thank you for having me
excited, happy man. And you started
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where here, here in Nashville.
Started right here in Nashville. Okay,
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so did you never thought of moving
at all? Huh No, I moved
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back here after college, lived to
my parents basement. I did all that
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kind of stuff. Waiting tables,
just started doing started doing open mics.
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And where do we go? Professional? Full on, full time. September
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twenty nineteen. So it was great
for about five or six months. I
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had all my ducks in a row
and then the world shut down then,
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but then the world kind of moved
to you, though. Yeah, in
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a you know way. You didn't
have to make that decision. You Go,
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why, why would I have to
move to any of the coast when
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the coast is all kind of moving
to Nashville? Maybe you started to wine.
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You go to college in China.
Tell me where you're really get semester
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bats. Yeah, why did you
know? Here on comedy we watched the
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video clips. I introduced them.
We dissect the bits spontificate if we got
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a story about them, so let's
just get into it right away. Envelope
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number one. Again, I don't
know who these are. Neither do as
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our panel and very about today's panels. So let's just get into Oh my
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God, I share a birthday with
this gentleman. This is awesome. Robin
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Williams. Have a deep affect Robin
Williams because I started at stand up New
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York on the upper west side of
New York City. That was one of
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the first clubs that had me as
a regular and uh, he lived maybe
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five or six blocks away, so
he would come in all the time.
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And the greatest night, one of
the greatest nights of my life, was
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this is before goodwill hunting was to
come out. He came in with Gus
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Van Sant, Matt Damon and another
actor. We had no idea who it
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was, Casey Affleck, and the
only reason I know is because I went
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over covid I went to my storage
closet and picked out all the pictures and
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Casey afflecks in the background just hanging
out and I was like, Oh my
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God, he's there too. But
but rob Williams came in that night like
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a Tuesday night and uh, he
came in. He said I'll go up
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last. He did. Forty five
minutes. The crowd went ballistic. There's
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maybe thirty people there and then we
kicked everybody out and then Rob William Gust
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Man, Sand Matt Damon. We
all hung out, uh there two hours
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and amazing. Listen to them swap
stories and they was telling us about good
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will hunting and we're like, Oh
my God, this is gonna be looking
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amazing. We can't wait to see
it. And then it turned into what
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I mean. What do you guys
thoughts when you hear wrong? I had
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the the only time I met him. I was that comedy Magic Club in
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Hermosa Beach and it's a club that
literally anyone could show up at. Is
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One of those you know places and
I'm on stage. I'm supposed to bring
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up whoever it is. You kind
of know. There's a sheet in the
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back. You look and go,
okay, it's yeah, it's gonna be
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get. Darren Carr is coming up
in seven minutes and you just want to
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get off stage. You can go
eat your steak. So I'm on stage
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and then I get a note passed
through the curtain say it's not gonna be
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there, Darvin Carter. It's gonna
be Robin Williams, but I gotta like
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halfway through my set and I'm just
now. All I'm thinking is I'm literally
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gonna Bring Up Robin Williams. So
so I I look backstage make sure he's
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there, and then somebody must have
said I was from Michigan, because he
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just looked at me and said what
high school you went to in Michigan?
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He went to like like uh rich
at school. I think he's like Berkeley
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or something, but anyway, Berkeley. And then I go and I go
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back and just when I said his
name, I got like goose bumps because
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the crowd was like, did he
just say? Is he saying the name
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we think he's saying and then he
just came out and he just ran,
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ran to the front. Watch was
that was the only interaction, but it
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was still. Did he come to
your parents basement at all? No,
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I would love to. have.
I created Morkan Mendy, so I've known
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him. Yeah, the whole egg
was my idea. Yeah, I was
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also very involved in happy days Aaron. That was a show that was on
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backward. He probably that guy I
used to selling Nano Nano t shirts after
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your shows. I've ever Lisa Lampanelli
always had the best joke. She's like
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remember the Sitcom when I was going
up, there was this guy named at
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funds. It was in the fifties. It was all white people. There's
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no black people at all on the
show when it was called happy days.
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Oh my God, Dude. I
remember everybody used to say, like when
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I first started hearing about Robin Williams, there like he's a hack, he's
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did you ever hear that? That
like he stole jokes, and the people
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that stories about him fighting with Letterman
or whatever. But every time, I
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mean I'm not saying that he didn't
take premises or whatever, but I never
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saw that guy and I only saw
him on TV. I never saw him
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live, but I never saw him
where his energy and what he was doing
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wasn't completely different than anybody else.
Like I don't know anything about him stealing
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jokes, but I know that every
time I saw him on television and anything,
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the guy was off the charts and
he did a lot of us o
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stuff, like tons, like would
go on Christmas Day and stuff like that,
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and I I just always thought the
guy was. He's like a Jamie.
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He just was talented acting. Yeah, comedy done, you know,
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like he just was unbelievable. Every
every time he'd come in, like when
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I started working the comedy store,
and hear stories about him how his manager
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back in the day. Somebody be
like, Oh my God, he did
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my bid on the tonight show.
Caught him a check for like two grand
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and just I don't think he intentionally
stole. I think he was just such
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a computer that he was storing all
this backlog of of material and information that
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he could put his own tinge on
it or whatever. It was like it
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was like adding ammo to a machine
gun. Yeah, I think he probably
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saw it and then he just went
up. But he didn't ever seem to
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me, and you guys would know
better than me, but he never seemed
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to me like he would be sitting
on the side going through a set list
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like, you know, first I'm
gonna talk about cocaine and then I'm gonna
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talk about about I can and then, you know, he don't seem like
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he was just I mean you watched
like those old old clips at him,
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like at the Improv or whatever.
He is literally in the audience sweat pouring
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down from his face because he's so
like you were talking about, so antic
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and energetic. Um. But every
time I'd see him at the store or
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the seller could be a nicer guy. I think the thing that I think,
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the thing that was stuck with me
is that comics would ask to take
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pictures with him after right and he
would hang out, he would take pictures
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with everybody, every everybody in the
crowd, any staff, anybody, always
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calm with his time. But then
you see the picture and he looks so
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sad. It was like it always
like that. That's the thing that always
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stuck with me. I'm like,
Oh my God, it looks horrible.
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And then he said all the pictures
from everybody and he just looks. So
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it was off. I guess the
light went off, you know, in
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that moment. I don't know,
but let's Uh with that depressing statement.
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Let's watch one of the best,
one of my favorites, Mr Rob Williams,
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one of the Harriest, a linguistic
adventure. Go drinking with a Scotsman
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because you can't understand them before you
land in Scotland and they're going to okay,
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I feel like, Oh yeah,
stuck taking up, but the bullets
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like dump in your nicking here.
Sure, O, fut, you right,
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and you know about my backside.
I'll treat you last. Oh,
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sure you don't fucking back. You're
realized it and you realize how drunk they
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get. They could wear a skirt
and not dead, and how they can
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invent a sport like golf. Here's
my idea for a fucking sport. And
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knock a ball in a gopher hole. Oh you mean like fuck off with
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a straight stick, with a little
fucked up stick. I Wa the ball
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and goes in a gopher hole.
Oh you mean like croquet? Fuck Croque.
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I put the whole hundreds of yards
away, big left. Yeah,
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that's G Oh, like a bowling
thing? Fuck, no, I put
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shit in the way like fees and
push out a high glass so you can
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lose your fucking ball and go waking
away with a fucking tire iron working away
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at each time you miss it,
feel like I'm gonna have a throat.
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Fuck that's what we'll call it,
a throke, because every time you miss
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you feel like I'm gonna fucking die. Just the charm. Yeah, just
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the charm, my God. That's
my favorite thing. With comics do and
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when they act out a bit and
the break into character without telling you it's
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a character. It wouldn't be funny
if you go and the and you NAV
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sounded like this and they kind of
set it up. I just love seeing
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comics that can. They just go
in and out of voices like you could
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do everything. Yeah, you could
do everything. It's like, you know
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the people that you hear about the
a stroke and then they wake up and
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they're fluent in French. It's like. I think Robin Williams, all the
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cokey did in the eighties, must
have like, you know, every three
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weeks he was able to did you? Did you notice the addiction part of
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that too? It's like not a
bottle of water, like we need to
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get this finished, line up,
a marathon. That's what it looked like.
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He's doing. Minutes there's like twenty
waters. Before the clips started I
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was like why does he need this
much? About a minute and you're like,
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oh, he's gonna kill all those. Sure that was that was maybe
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lab with comics because I need water
when I go on stage thing, but
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I've seen Hamilton's live a billion times. Not once did anybody singing the entire
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time on Hamilton's great for water.
I don't know why I think I need
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water at any point during an open
mic. is going up to do a
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five minute spot and he's got a
drink with him. He sits yeah,
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and then he sits down and then
notebook did you're doing five minutes? Like
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what did you write? Don't forget
the five minutes, like what's the why
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are you doing? It's like they
think it's a badge of like I'm so
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smart that I had to look.
You're so dumb. Before he turns a
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page, he takes a drink.
What do you guys want to talk about?
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Three minutes. I got merchant in
the back of t shirts. Say,
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what do you guys want to talk
about? Like I'm selling bumper stickers.
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You. You've had all day to
prepare for this face. I've done
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sets where I'm just waiting for a
laugh long enough to take a drink,
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and it happens like I just gotta
do one badly time. I'll just you.
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You end up doing your whole set
with the water bottle was just right
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at your lips. Just never enough. I'll say what I like about the
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bid is I think that that the
minute he starts doing as Scottish broke.
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I think he hung out with Billy
Conley and was shipping on him and I'm
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just guessing. I guess it's probably
coming from hanging out with him and then
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to dissect golf like that in a
way where the funk offline then becomes you
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know, it's like, okay,
this is this is setting up the the
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funk off is a laugh, but
it's the setup right, which is crazy.
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It's like the way, yeah,
he's dude. I that bit.
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I've seen that bit fifty times and
I still laugh just now, like,
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I mean, I've seen it,
people pass it around online and stuff and
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so freaking funny. I don't know
why that as a premise to uh,
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somebody doing something for the first time
is always funny to me. I didn't
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matter what it is, like somebody
who who ironed the clothes for the first
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time coming out. Everyone like,
what the what is is that the thing
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we got? Like I just no
matter what, it's just a funny like.
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It's just a funny like prime like
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the nineteen hundreds, like it was
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back then and they had like a
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thing. And then like there had
been some guy, the first guy,
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his wife going. He's like why
do we need the flu? Like it
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just I just love the premise and
could be done a million times and anything
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you think of, but I just
love it. I don't know why it's
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funny. I don't know why.
Here I am taking people through dark,
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haunted houses of comedy. Yeah,
tell me if you remember. Anytime I
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hear sears, I think of that
great joke. This comic did a joke
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about sears catalog. He's like,
we didn't have the Internet, so I'd
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have to get the series catalog and
I would open it and then, and
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then there would be these girls in
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the series catalog. But now we
have the Internet and it's so great because
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now I can go to sears dot
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is and it's one of the best
jokes that it's gonna be me on that.
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Or what do you think about when
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about good will hunting. I know
mostly as an actor. I am very
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unfamiliar with this stand up, like
I know that that's an iconic bit.
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People reference it all the time.
That's the first time I've watched it really.
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Yeah, just not familiar. was
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hole of him. He probably live
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stunting first came out? He wasn't
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while and they did like a Broadway
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store there. There were times you
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perform, but he I think one
of the last times he came in he
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relapsed at the store. So it
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time I was like, Oh fuck, do we not talk to him?
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It's like talking to a picture join
the no, no, he's like or
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whatever. I think you don't want
to be around. Yeah, but dude,
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I'm talking at the end of the
bar by himself, the jacket on,
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just one arm in it. Don't
talk, he's gonna lift a drink.
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I love that analogy. But the
greatest, the greatest with his time.
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But I'm telling you, go down
there's so many classic videos of him,
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like especially at the Hollywood improv where
he would just jump into the crowd,
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or even like any of those awards
shows. Remember Jack Nicholson was accepting
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that ward and he said, Robin, come up and accept this for me,
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and Robin Williams improvs for eight minutes
and does an impression to Nicholson,
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an oppression of Kevin Spacey, and
it is so humble in the moments too,
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but it's one of the fucking funniest
things when you're seeing Jack Nicholson crying,
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laughing and like going under sunglasses like
that's fucking unbelievable. I think Jim
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Carrey is the closest you can get
to that manic, impulsive Improv. That's
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Improv in a way, but I
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are kind of on par with each
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know what you do those old Um
what was the comic relief or whatever it
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was with Whoopie Goldberg and Billy Crystal
and Robin Williams for three yeah, you
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could tell Robin and billy were great. Yeah, yeah, absolutely honest each
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other. Yeah, I think we
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her either. But the but his
you could tell that Billy Crystal, they
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were legitimately die and laugh and not
knowing what he was gonna do when they
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and I know you probably haven't seen
him, but go back and look at
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him, because the just the introductions
of them coming out on the stage and
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him going Berserk, and a lot
of it was, you know, deck
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jokes and stuff like that, but
it's still you could tell. But then
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you see how good, how quick, billy crystal is too. Yeah,
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super quick. Yeah, yeah,
was there, and then the check from
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star track or whatever, she didn't
do that good. Yeah, a lot
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of companies don't go that far out
from the shore anymore. Everyone's pretty like
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he does. Yeah, you do, but but like, I mean,
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who's in the exactly? I don't
want to Grey Han, grey Han,
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oh, yeah, right, like
those type of guys that are literally you
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can't stop laughing because you just feel
like they're so off the rails right now.
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But it's all strategic. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, Greg, Greg.
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I think it's more material as opposed
to the impulsive nature of like Jim
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Carey, where he literally will see
the Cook can't and help with four minutes
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on that and it's up to you
to join in or just kick back and
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watch if you're on stage with him, because he would join up with with
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everybody. So I don't know.
I think live at the met, like
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you were referencing earlier. That was
one of the first things I saw as
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a kid, like twelve, thirteen
years old. I thing where that's at
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a man on the stage like wow, there's no canned laughter, it's not
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a Sitcom, there's not a set
piece, it's just a dude on stage
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making things so relatable and that was, I think, one of the first
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specials that I saw. I was
like Whoa, what the FUNK is this?
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Amazing. Yeah, what was your
first specially? You remember seeing him?
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Uh, Kevin James Sweat the small
stuff central. I memorize words for
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man. That is a great special
one. That is an all time great
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special. I will defend that special
to the death. You and him.
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You never worked with him, I
don't know him personally at all. I
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just know that special dude. Well, yeah, can I tell us some
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real quick? Do you remember Robin
Harris, them the COMEDIANS? Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, so years ago
I was at the laugh factory and I
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was doing a showcase and Ralphie may
was on it and I did this joke.
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I was like two D and sixty
pounds. I was like I bought
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the silver shiny shirt and I don't
feel I look like a baked potato in
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it. Whatever the joke was.
I come off stage and Ralph he's like
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Hey, man, I got that
same joke and I go Ralphie, don't
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do he's like Na, man,
seriously, man, I got that.
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I'm like, Ralphie, no,
dude, do not steal this. He's
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like no, man, goes is
how long ago it was. Goes on,
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Craig kilborn does it. I'm like, Damn, Ralphie. So for
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like fifteen, year, twenty,
whatever it's been, I talked to him
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and I'm like, you know you
said. He's like man, you know,
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I didn't mean to do it.
I go you stole that joke for
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me. You know you did,
Ralphie. So my wife now, when
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we first were dating, she's like
who made you laugh? And I was
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like, when I was in college
I watched this guy, Robin Harris.
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I watched his special I had on
VHS. I'd get hammered and come home.
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I've seen it two hundred times.
You gotta Watch it. Put It
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on. This big FAT lady gets
up to walk up the aisle in a
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silver dress and he goes, look
at you, walking up the aisle like
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a baked potato. I never got
to tell Ralphie. I was like,
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this was after he died. Ye, you're like. I'm like, Ralph,
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you know. The good news is, don't sweat the small stuff.
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All right, what do we get
that? One at a time. What
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do you guys give that? Dude? Tell a ten. It's fucking unbelievable.
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Ass to Rob Williams as expected.
Oh, here we go. Oh,
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how about it? Mark Norman,
a young man comment on the scene,
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making an impact out of New York. Very funny, Great Joke Teller.
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What are your thoughts there? I've
met mark a few times personally.
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He is super, super funny.
He's one of my favorite comedians right now.
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Very sweet guy. You guys,
any thoughts on mark? Not as
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familiar? I don't know. I
don't know. He's one of the young
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this is a perfect example of the
industry just fucking it up once again.
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This is a guy that is so
fucking talented, such a great uh joke
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writer, great writer, great performer
and very humble, sweet guy and has
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everything on paper and the industry goes
Nah, he self releases this on Youtube
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and it blows the funk up and
now they've got to come back around and
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go we were wrong. It's like, yeah, that's what I was gonna
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ask you if, because I heard
about this guy and like he couldn't get
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a Netflix thing and then he just
did his own deal and explode. Okay,
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cool, yeah, I want to
see it. So one of the
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first to kind of set the model, I think, where you know there's
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other comics that have done this released
it on Youtube. He's, I think,
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one of the first to have a
real major impact. That really popped.
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Yeah, I know a lot of
the New York guys are all supportive
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of one another and Joe List has
done it. A couple other guys did
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it before that. Bow Burm,
you know, he put what up on
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Youtube, right? He had ye, yeah, I thought you were talking
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about the Netflix one he did over
quarantine. No, he did. He
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did one which was like on Youtube, but he um, he had a
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poetry book. He did this poetry
book and during the special he pulls out
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this poetry book reads one poem to
they're kind of funnier. lighthearder. It's
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bow shows the show, not that. Uh, and he goes, by
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the way, you're probably watching this
for free. Um, UM, these
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are on sale on Amazon later,
maybe even a less sell than what I
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just did to you. I guess
he's sold like millions right free special on
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Youtube. Went after everybody. I
just want to plug my book halfway through
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this. And I'm sure all his
agents and everybody were like no, we
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have a figure it out. No, you need a Jip shot at a
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thing and if you know levity is
not attached, you're never gonna be in.
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And then he's what, I'M gonna
put it out like this and literally
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made millions of sold millions of books. He's he's a true artist. I
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remember the first time, I think, I went to Montreal. Yeah,
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he was fifteen at Montreal. was
like you're and I went to the Hockey
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Hall of Fame Museum with Him and
Godfrey and we're bringing this fifteen year old
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kid around and, uh, he
was shying, kind of goofy and and
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I was like this is the okay, I guess so. And then you
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go see him and you're like Holy
Shit, like, but enough about him.
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Let's let's watch. All right,
there we go. That was weird
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somebody to be shy on Godfrey.
Al Right, there we go. I
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could have used some therapy as a
kid. Weird Kid, bedwetter. Oh
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yeah, I went to bed every
day and I was thirteen years old.
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My mattress looked like a goddamn coffee
filter. I ruined a lot of sleepovers
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folks. Yeah, you start to
run out of excuses after a while and
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your friends like what happened here?
I was like, Jeez, I must
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have spilled a cup of Piss.
Yeah, they say a lot of bedwetters
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become serial killers, which I believe, because we learned how to clean up
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a stain pretty quick that's how embarrassing
it is. Wedding the bed. Almost
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rather be known as a murderer than
a bed wetter. You know, your
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friends sits on your mattress. Why
is it all crinkly? I'M gonna kill
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you, but they growing up now, thirty six years old. I grew
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up before the Internet. Maybe a
better time for a kid. Maybe a
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question back then, hey mom,
what's a capitalist out Dakota? She's like,
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I'm on the phone and you just
didn't know what a concept not knowing.
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Now we have so much information right
there. And now I have an
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Alexa. I love this thing,
and Alexa is like a mom without the
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passive aggressim asking. You want,
hey, Alexa, how many cups and
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a leader at four point two or
three cups. If I'm like hey,
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mom, how many cups in a
leader, she's like, why don't you
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check your mattress? Great Callbacka,
you think the bits done and then bank
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he brings it back in. It's
great. I mean, what more do
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you want with that? It's fucking
funny. Great Joke Writer. His voice,
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his whole cadence is it's almost I
don't know, people used to talk
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like that and now it's nobody talks
like that anymore. So it's so unique.
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There's nobody doing that comedy, you
know. It's definitely like, uh,
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it's so Kevin James, but it's
good. Who else does that?
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Does that? UH, Paul,
not Mooney? Um, anyway, never
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mind. There's another young guy,
John Mulaney, is a little bit of
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it. Old School Canadian. Is
He Canadian? He sounds like a newspaper
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salesman. That's my kids love them, you know, and it's like come
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on, you know, like he's
got like an old school it's it's awesome.
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MILANEY's incredibly gifted as a writer.
He's he's, I think, obviously
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one of the better, better comics
working out. But mark there's a reason
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guys like norm MacDonald or, it
pains me to say, Seinfeld, look
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back in and kind of almost anointed
him in the club, you know,
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and Uh Ruggan signed off on him
too. Yeah, everything. You know
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that. I mean, that's that's
our business, guys. So, so
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he's the only thing I didn't like
about the video I just saw is,
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yeah, I shot a special with
Edison Lights. So it's been done.
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Does the lights hanging behind him?
Is that what Edison like that? That's
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what they're called, Edison Bulbs.
Yeah, I'm just saying in bold have
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been done. Was An obese woman
in a silver dress, obviously a picture
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literally of Edison standing in front of
the bubble. I thought it was me.
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I thought that was my thing.
I'll tell you what I like about
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mark two is he's one of those
comics that is not only great on stage,
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obviously, but he's really good on
twitter, really really great on twitter.
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So you're you're reading things on twitter, you're like, why don't you
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say that? But I guess he's
maybe writing so much he doesn't need it.
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both. Maybe he's doing it on
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stage. But one of the guys
I would highly recommend going on twitter and
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following as well, because he's got
great, great singers, the big guy
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too. That would crush almost,
well, not almost, but any age
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in a crowd. You know something. Some guys, I think we've even
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talked about the last podcast, where
like I stay in a pocket of Gen
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xers or whatever. Twenty Year olds
come board with me. But he's the
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type of guy you could be a
sixty five seven year old person in the
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thing if you're just into it.
He's not even super dirty if you're just
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in with you know that. I
mean bed wedding starts young and goes all
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the way. Everybody, and now
the seventy people are bed wedding. They
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are so an all time great tweet. A buyer. He said let's go
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the saying, let's go as Ola
Hu ak bar for white people. Why
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did he say? Yeah, I've
seen I've seen stuff that he tweeted,
419
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:37.960
that he kind of throws out there
and if it does well, then he
420
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does it on stage, so maybe
it will. I couldn't even use twitter.
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I have I gain either plus two
people or minus two people a week,
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00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:48.839
no matter what. I can put
my pin number to my a t
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M and an address where my a
t M card is. Nobody's going to
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see it on twitter, like,
nobody's gonna like. Still got the same.
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00:30:02.680 --> 00:30:06.000
I'll give this. I'll give a
hundred grand to a person I randomly
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00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:11.200
select tweeting. It works for everybody
else, Dude. That's why I can't
427
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:15.519
go on there, because everything is
so passive aggressive. Like I've been sober
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for twenty three days, like me. If you are proud of me,
429
00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:22.599
like I don't even know you.
I've been sober for five years. I'll
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knock you out. I don't want
to see your twenty three days is nothing.
431
00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:29.440
I'm just on there for all the
betting APP passive, aggressive one.
432
00:30:29.559 --> 00:30:36.680
I'm not passive. Knock you out. There's no passive. It's just fight.
433
00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:41.079
Where were gonna take? I just
go on twitter for all the gambling
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APP ads. Yeah, that's all. That's all, ner. You found
435
00:30:48.440 --> 00:30:55.640
a hole. You have to get
the joker. I'll give him a ten.
436
00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:59.119
I Love Mark I gave Robin Williams
a tent. I'm not giving him
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a ten. I get I get
that at nine, five, ten,
438
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:06.559
because irobably nine. Yeah, I'M
gonna go eight minus one point out to
439
00:31:06.599 --> 00:31:14.119
share jealousy on my part and Edison. Yeah, yeah, well, I
440
00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:17.759
pray to God. This next one's
Kevin James. Oh, here we go,
441
00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:25.039
Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, I
mean not familiar. Maybe got canceled.
442
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:30.400
I'm my good I lad that guy. Any thoughts on Chappelle? What
443
00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:33.359
are your thoughts, Aaron? Ah, he's the he's he's the best man.
444
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.759
Yeah, he came up watching his
show when I was like in middle
445
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:40.160
school. That was your first that
was the first like comedy show that we
446
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.680
would all watch. So he has
a special place for me, you know.
447
00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:47.400
and WHO's better? Kevin James Dave
Chappelle? Like in terms of respect?
448
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:49.720
What was better? Sweat the small
stuff or Chappelle's last specials? Sweat
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00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:56.599
the small stuff. No comparison.
From what do you guys think when you
450
00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:59.920
hear Chappelle? I think, uh, I remember when I when I wanted,
451
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:01.759
when I was a kid, I
liked Eddie Murphy and I didn't really
452
00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:06.880
get Richard Pryor as a kid.
As I got older, I was like,
453
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:12.119
Oh wow, Richard Pryor was doing
something completely different than Mr t and
454
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.960
Desi Arnez and you know what I
mean, and and his without meaning to
455
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or whatever he was doing socially,
the way he changed things. I think
456
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Chapelle is there. I mean I
watch him in awe of how he's able
457
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:29.839
to loop back a story. It's
almost in Seinfeld, how they were able
458
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to just take it and maneuver it
and then put a bow on the end
459
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.400
of the episode. He kind of
does that and you don't see I don't
460
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:39.319
see it coming, and then he
just his his platform and what he's turned
461
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:44.039
stand up into for him. I
don't see anybody even close, man.
462
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:46.799
I mean I love Bill Burr,
I mean I love Brian Regan. There's
463
00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:50.839
a lot of guys I really liked, but I don't see anybody changing things
464
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:54.160
like Chappelle does. Heard of Gary
Valentine, Kevin James Brother. They're not
465
00:32:54.200 --> 00:33:01.480
brothers. They have different last names, like Amili and Charlie Sheen. They're
466
00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:07.039
not. That's not real. It's
not real. You would really have it
467
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:08.480
out for Kevin James. Yeah,
I feel like you have not looked at
468
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:12.799
me the same since I said that. I feel that I would have said
469
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:19.880
something else. That's like most inspirational
comedian, Jeff Dunham. No, look,
470
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:23.640
you have, you have an affinity
for somebody that meant something to you
471
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:28.039
at a moment in time, and
I completely respect that. I had just
472
00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:30.559
worked with him and had an experience
that I would never go on record,
473
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:34.279
you know, not here. I'll
keep that beyond closed doors, but I'll
474
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:38.359
just say I did not have a
pleasant experience with okay at all. So
475
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:42.279
it's tainted, like everything, the
same, same one with Seinfeld, like
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00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:45.039
one. Seinfeld is the only guy
a public will shift on, but after
477
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:47.720
years of being at the seller and
seeing how he treated like younger comics and
478
00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:51.359
ship, I'm just like this guy
is a fucking piece of ship. I
479
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:57.079
don't I don't appreciate anybody that's entitled
or anything, because I think comics were
480
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.480
all stocks. We go up,
we go down, and you know,
481
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:02.880
it's just matter how you treat people, whether you hear, whether you're there,
482
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:07.279
whatever. I think there's a great
barometer to be said. See robilames
483
00:34:07.279 --> 00:34:10.880
come and be sweets everybody. Then
Seinfeld's just like the I just I just
484
00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:14.960
don't fucking like him at all.
I don't like the way he treats people.
485
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:19.920
Good will hunting, Paul Blart,
Mall Cop. Where do you stand
486
00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:24.880
in between the like saying like second, do I want diarrhea or do I
487
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:29.239
want to throw up? And Paul
Blart made way more money than good will
488
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:30.440
hunting. That's all I have to
say about that. They made three of
489
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:39.280
them, dude, so combined good
will UN business, business. What do
490
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:42.840
you what do you think of?
I feel the same way what you guys
491
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:47.079
are talking about about any Jim Belushi
movie. Um, Chappell. I had
492
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:51.320
a running with him, at him, just for laughs. Yeah, yeah,
493
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:55.079
a good running nic a bad one. Oh, I thought Chappelle.
494
00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:59.559
No, okay, Jim. I've
heard things about Jim Belushi. Him At
495
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:01.840
me and he's very large. Fellow, he's a big guy. He came
496
00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:05.639
out, I said, we did
a gallop. That would be a huge
497
00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:08.199
mistake on his part. Where I
was little and he was and I have
498
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:13.679
a disposable camera just to show you
what era this was. It wasn't fun.
499
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:16.360
And I go to I think Harlan
Williams or some of the comics there.
500
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:20.480
I go, Hey, let's get
a picture. And then he he's
501
00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:24.440
walking and he goes no, and
I said, I didn't I didn't ask
502
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:28.639
you. I ask him, but
I didn't say, like Shitty, I
503
00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:31.519
didn't ask you. We literally but
he hosted, he's on. He was
504
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:35.199
the main host of this GALOP.
So I think it was me and Harror
505
00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:37.079
and I did that, you know, the old selfie back then, but
506
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:42.079
you kind of guessing where the picture
and the flash came off and he turned
507
00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:44.760
and then he goes, what the
fund did I just say to you?
508
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:47.039
And he started coming at me,
and I'll never forget the comics that were
509
00:35:47.079 --> 00:35:51.920
with me, like Harlan. All
this just all scattered. Everybody just go
510
00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:54.159
no loyalty or what. Everyone just
left and I go, I didn't take
511
00:35:54.199 --> 00:35:58.360
it to you. And then he
gets back there and then I was in
512
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:00.079
whatever green room in the hall.
He's like I want that kind of go.
513
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:05.159
It wasn't at you. Why do
you not get it about this?
514
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:08.679
But he's a giant of a man, but just like that, just yeah,
515
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:12.280
I think it was my first gallop, so I was all excited,
516
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.159
my first team, you know,
a little little clip. But Anyway,
517
00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:19.880
Chappelle, uh, he is Um
I don't even look at it. Obviously
518
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:22.280
he's a comic, but there's some
people that I could, I could just
519
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:24.239
listen to and I kind of wouldn't
to hear their opinions. I think he's
520
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:30.039
that a whole different level. I
almost think like I'm the same way when
521
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.000
I listened to Burr. There's a
couple of guys that, you know,
522
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:37.440
looking back thirty years from now,
where their narrators of what was going on.
523
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:42.519
Yeah, he I agree. I
don't go oh that that was I
524
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.400
get he's a comic because it's supposed
to be funny and some people are like,
525
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:47.079
well, that, but but I
think he's at a different he's that
526
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:52.480
dude I can watch because I know
nothing will seep into my head that I'll
527
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:57.119
accidentally say later, like there's nothing
Dave chappelle would do. You know,
528
00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:00.840
like some comics, I don't watch
him because I don't like the but he's
529
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:02.039
one guy where I'm like, dude, we're not even in the same game,
530
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:07.440
like your outlook and your ability to
tell a story and is such a
531
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:13.079
different style and the materials so separated
that I could feel comfortable watching it and
532
00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:15.880
not something Goll I'm mad at that. Toobe. He's in Ninja and we're
533
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:22.519
all taking taekwondo in a strip mall
and that's exactly Um. But he remember
534
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:25.039
he came. I was at the
DC Improv and he came with to with
535
00:37:25.280 --> 00:37:29.000
Tony Woods. He came to the
show to hang and I go come on,
536
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:30.599
man, just go up on stage. He's like no, I came
537
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.519
to just hang. Like get the
funk out, just please go on stage.
538
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.519
I'd love to see it. He's
like no, I'll tell you.
539
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:37.920
I got this new cosby bit and
the Cosby bit is the one that was
540
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.199
in I think, three specials ago, and I go he was telling me
541
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:43.039
about I was like, I'd love
to see it. Can You? Can
542
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:45.559
you go up and do it?
He's like it's like a fine wine,
543
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:49.039
you know, every now and then
I'll break it out, but I can't
544
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:52.079
break it out right now. I'm
like okay, and and then we went
545
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:55.880
to dinner afterwards and he was telling
me how he likes to fly his kids
546
00:37:55.960 --> 00:38:00.679
to museums and I he was explaining
to me it. He likes to travel
547
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:07.599
and get culture and I think the
exposure to culture is almost like expanding his
548
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:12.440
mind instead of doing acid. I
think he's he's putting himself in in situations
549
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:15.199
to absorb culture, to understand,
I think, a better sense of humanity
550
00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:20.360
and I think that that's why he
is doing the material he is. And
551
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:27.440
you know, we're all a comedy
club. motherfucking you know. He's flying
552
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:37.480
in a five to a museum and
I'm yelling at the well, let's watch,
553
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:43.480
let's watch. Yea. That's why
I don't have a snake deal,
554
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:45.800
because if you say something people don't
like, they'll take your shoes off.
555
00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:50.800
If Marl Luther King at a snake
of deal, we'd still be on the
556
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:53.559
back of the bus. Yeah,
that's true. The exactly come up,
557
00:38:53.679 --> 00:39:00.960
High Martin M we need you to
tone down though, talk of civil rights
558
00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:13.000
and blacks being humans. It's distributors. But I don't understand. I thought
559
00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:19.599
that's why I had a sneak a
deal in the first place. Not Quite
560
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:30.440
really. It's a walking shoe and
we like the marching trying to understand fuch.
561
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:36.039
Wow. Okay, well, Short
clip, but you get it all
562
00:39:36.039 --> 00:39:42.159
there, dude. It's a second's
coming up with that premise. Generally respect
563
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:46.880
one another. The Best White Voice
of any comedian he he does that white
564
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:50.239
voice I feel like he's done in
his whole career. Every specially does that
565
00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:52.599
white voice and it's the funniest thing
in the world to be every time.
566
00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:54.400
You know. Well, I'll tell
you what what, because you mentioned Chappelle
567
00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:59.079
show earlier and there's so many times
I watch his stand up thinking Oh,
568
00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:01.280
that could have been a great scary
and that's another example of like, man,
569
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:05.159
that would have been great. Sketch
him and rush that. Yeah,
570
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.440
you did. I still go back
and watch that show, the CHAPPELLE show,
571
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:12.880
if I'm in a bad mood.
I'm like done, Bam, you
572
00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.400
know what I mean. Like it. It's it's one of those things where
573
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:19.840
I watch it and I go,
dude, I couldn't have even thought of
574
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:23.800
that. How it Benson spent off
the air? God, Dude, comedy
575
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:28.239
central will still put it on like
Friday night at eight o'clock. Yeah,
576
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:32.480
it's like still, like that's how
relevant it still is. It's fucking crazy.
577
00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:36.840
Yeah, he hasn't done shipped since
hi, you know, in terms
578
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.880
of other than stand up. Like, name me a comic that can just
579
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:43.880
walk away from a show and then
become like this cult punk rock kind of
580
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:52.639
hero. Seinfeld was was Chappelle,
the first guy to hit his mic against
581
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:57.960
his leg. Okay, because everybody
does that now, everybody. That's one
582
00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:01.440
of his biggest influences in my generation. There's every open mic, every show,
583
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:05.880
there's just the dude. Well,
if you don't, well, when
584
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:07.960
I see other people do it,
not Chappella, when I see other people
585
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.599
to it, that's when I know
when to laugh. So it's helpful.
586
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:15.920
It's like taking the mic standing going
dunk. On my special I flashed the
587
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:21.880
Edison Bulbs in the background, did
I? I blink it every time.
588
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.639
Yeah, I have a bell,
like every bad good morning morning show.
589
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:34.840
Are In turns fat. He's gonna
lose weight. How gonna look on your
590
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:42.559
days? To play more of the
roses right after that. What do you
591
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.440
think when you when you watch that
bit? It's amazing. And then then,
592
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:49.320
anytime I see bits like that where
you go oh, that meanful,
593
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.840
then I think of random bits that
I have about boy, I don't know
594
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.639
how to load a dishwasher. We
go, what's the point? You know
595
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.159
what I mean? You Go,
well, what am I doing? WASTING
596
00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:02.719
EVERYBODY'S TIME? Yeah, but they're
like, I think there's people, there's
597
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:06.599
room, there's rooms for of course. Yeah, there's there's people that want
598
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:10.519
to go see good wall hunting on
a Friday at the cineplex or Paul Board.
599
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:15.559
I think there's enough room for everybody
and that's why I never got into
600
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:19.119
like remember, like in the late
nineties and early two thousands, all the
601
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:22.800
all comics were shipping on the with
the cable guy were shipping on carrot top
602
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:25.519
and it's like, guys, why
the fuck are you sweating these people when
603
00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:30.679
they're not sweating you? There's enough
room for everybody. Paul McCartney will never
604
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.519
ship on in seeing clown posse and
go well, that's not music. Music's
605
00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:37.920
music. There's there's there's enough for
everybody. So I I disagree with you.
606
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:42.519
I think I wouldn't sell yourself short. I think you're fucking hilarious and
607
00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:45.079
you bring joy laughter to people as
much as Dave does. Dave just has
608
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:47.440
a different gear. That's all,
by the way. I started, I
609
00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:51.599
think where we started, around the
same time. When I moved to l
610
00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:54.239
a. That alt comedy thing was
the thing. I'm a new guy from
611
00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:59.400
Detroit. Maybe did you know?
Hunter colleges a year. So I felt
612
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:02.199
like I had strong act and when
I got to L A. Everybody was
613
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:07.000
doing this alt thing and I'm a
big manager at the time who represented uh
614
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:10.239
Tom Allen's, like okay, if
I want to represent you, you have
615
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:16.480
to go comedy King. Yeah,
but but he had like yeah, yeah,
616
00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:21.760
exactly. He had like Garofalo,
just all all these people, and
617
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:29.559
I went and saw and then go
he's like what's an alternator? Yeah,
618
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:31.599
that was really good, but he
was but he was like yeah, there's
619
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:35.400
you know, what do you think
of this alt comedy? I'm like,
620
00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:39.039
well, back in Michigan we called
it bombing. Yeah, like, I
621
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:44.199
I don't this is you know.
And then then, growing up doing comedy,
622
00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:45.840
I'd hear yea, all those alt
guys would, you know, tell
623
00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:51.280
their road stories, which was just
finding parking for Largo, you know what
624
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:54.960
I mean? Once the biggest road
story they had like was their apartment to
625
00:43:55.480 --> 00:44:00.800
that place. So I could never
identify with that and I always just did
626
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:04.199
that was it was. So I'm
just gonna do comedy for the people who
627
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:07.719
spend money to come and see me
and not take a big dump on them
628
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:10.800
and read out of notebooks and go
what is? So when I did the
629
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:14.760
same, you and I went out
there about the same time to L A
630
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:17.239
and I've been on the road doing
like these comedy zone one night ers and
631
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:21.719
wearing out biker and you had to
be as funny as you could be and
632
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:23.880
the crowds were out of control,
so you had to be able to handle
633
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:28.039
and when I got out there,
and then you see guys who moved to
634
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.159
Los Angeles and then they come back
on the road and they're like when in
635
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:32.960
L A, I get stuck on
the four oh five, and then it's
636
00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:37.079
like, shut up, Dick,
you live in Jackson, Mississippi six weeks
637
00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:40.320
ago and now all of a sudden
the four oh five's got you in your
638
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:45.320
leather jacket, in your notebook like
you were doing the worst waffle house two
639
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:50.000
o'clock in the morning jokes, and
now it's like, oh, he's from
640
00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:52.360
l a. You know it was. It was so irritating and everything I'd
641
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:57.559
learned was thrown out the window as
far as what was cool. And people
642
00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:00.440
go up on stage and eat it. They walk off and at my agent
643
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.760
would be like that guy has just
hysterical and I'm like what are you watching
644
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:07.920
like? What do you see?
What where? What are the difference between
645
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:13.519
like ault comedy and what we know
as stand up comedy is the same difference.
646
00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:16.000
It's like watching a single cam show
on television and a multi cam show.
647
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:19.880
When you watch a multi caam show
like married with children or cheers,
648
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:23.599
there's jokes and you hear an audience
laughing right and there are times where a
649
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:28.800
joke is strong enough you'll laugh.
When you watch a single CAM show like
650
00:45:28.880 --> 00:45:30.840
thirty rock or the office, you
go oh man, that was funny,
651
00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:35.440
it's smart, but you never,
I laugh out loud as a single cam.
652
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:37.960
I rarely have ever laughed out loud
of Single Cam. So I think
653
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:43.960
that's the biggest difference to me between
the Alt scene and and and mainstream comedy.
654
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:47.920
But thirty rock was funny. I'm
talking about not funny like what Jane
655
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:52.920
Garofalo started. started a thing of
little piste off short girls with notebooks that
656
00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:59.000
just the country with combat boots and
they'd go out and it was the same.
657
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:02.880
It was garbage. Janine Garofalo great
actress. I found a lot of
658
00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:06.639
her bits to be funny when I
saw live, when I used to bartend
659
00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:08.719
at the punch line stuff. But
then what they leave behind them is a
660
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:13.519
whole bunch of wanna be like,
I'm so it's like it's like now it's
661
00:46:13.519 --> 00:46:15.920
like girls are trying to get in
trouble. I'm not. I'm not coming
662
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:22.679
out whore each other, like how
much can I go up and be like
663
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:27.119
you know what I did? That
you know, and it's like all of
664
00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:31.960
you are talking about the same thing
and it's like you can't be hot,
665
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:36.760
you can't be really hot and be
a good country singer and you can't be
666
00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:38.159
really hot and be a funny comedian. To me, well, the old
667
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:42.440
line in Hollywood is what do you
call a woman that's gorgeous and funny?
668
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:46.159
A movie star, because they're so
fucking a few of them around. And
669
00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:52.440
and even nowadays it's like all of
us are comics because we look a certain
670
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.000
way and probably weren't the homecoming king. And then you got, you know,
671
00:46:55.239 --> 00:47:00.639
this new inflection of guys that are, you know, kind of cool
672
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.760
and get laid and just like get
popular and just like, you know,
673
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:07.079
when I started comedy, comics were
broke and out of shape and that was
674
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:09.440
kind of the thing. Everything was
about that. I have a friend of
675
00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:14.159
mine, I want to say his
name Bro he looks like an ambercromy models
676
00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:16.840
done comedy forever. He would open
for me and he would do bits like
677
00:47:16.880 --> 00:47:22.519
so I'm having two way, the
two checks, come back to my room,
678
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.159
and don't hate it when, like
these two girls are back there and
679
00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:30.239
I had to go to him.
I go, Jeff, how many I'm
680
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.760
not gonna say his name, Jeff, how many people in the crowd here
681
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:37.119
like this guy's nailing what it's like
for having a three way? Good boy,
682
00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:43.559
that happens all the time. To
me. That's like I told you,
683
00:47:43.639 --> 00:47:45.599
hate it when you're like eight pack
is almost twelve and you have a
684
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.760
little bit of carbs. Didn't that
feel weird? Remember John Mayer came into
685
00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.199
the comedy seller. He started doing
stand up because you started hanging out with
686
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:58.280
Chappelle and he was talking about like
Yeo, I'm the guy that's like fucking
687
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:00.000
your girlfriend when they come to the
concerts and stuff, and it's just like
688
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:06.280
who is this for? Yeah,
who can relate to this? You're fucking
689
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:13.559
drip like your hands and yourself.
No one wants this. No one go
690
00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:17.440
home full full sets at the seller
and stuff. He would do like fifteen
691
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:21.679
minutes. Yeah, and how much
time did they give him before they stopped?
692
00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:24.519
Karen minutes. I think you always
get that grace period, whether you
693
00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:28.039
know, because I you know.
Look, we're all in the clubs.
694
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:32.559
You See Seinfeld or rock or Chappelle
comme in to do you know thirty minutes
695
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:37.159
to work on something. I think
every comic at that level you get maybe
696
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:40.239
three or four minutes of grace period
and then it's like you gotta come through
697
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:44.480
with something now. Um. So
I don't know, it was it was
698
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:45.960
weird. Weird watching them. But
what do you give? What do you
699
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:51.679
give Chappelle here? One out of
top twelve. The premise alone is just
700
00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:55.039
such a to take those two,
a sneaker endorsement deal, a Texas and
701
00:48:55.159 --> 00:49:01.920
Martin Lucar K. Yeah, it's
just I mean that is the premise I
702
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:07.079
think is stronger than the bit,
if that makes sense to me. I'm
703
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:12.239
like wow, I mean it's just
an educated mind note to put that together.
704
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:15.159
Yeah, I wonder if, when
he's writing, if he ever oh
705
00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:19.920
that's kind of too far like to
me, I see him as sitting there
706
00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:22.960
just writing, it flowing like there. He doesn't stop and go like,
707
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:27.360
because I'll do that. I'll be
like, I don't know, I think
708
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:30.239
he's going up at the stand.
Actually, he says he doesn't write anything
709
00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:31.719
down. Yeah, he remembers all
of it, but he sits down and
710
00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:36.800
he's he's jazz. He does jazz
for two hours and I think people get
711
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.400
excited when he comes in on Tuesday, like Oh my God, your pell
712
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:43.679
r Bella. It's like, well, hang tight because you're gonna sit through
713
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:47.760
a lot of a guy smoking and
talking and you're watching, you're you're watching
714
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:52.320
somebody vent basically, what what what
he's doing? He's venting, he's getting
715
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:55.320
it all out and then slowly over
time, you know, like when I
716
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:59.119
was in New York and I'd have
to m see every night, you'd see
717
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:02.119
it coalesce and slowly would start to
come together, but it would take,
718
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:06.920
you know, two hour sets to
to sit through that ship. It was
719
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:08.920
like, Oh my God. So
the first few times this young comic,
720
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:12.039
you're like, Oh, fuck your
palsy, this is great, and then
721
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.039
like give it a month, you're
like, man, I'm not getting home
722
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:17.559
to like four of them more.
I saw Chris Rock and coming. He
723
00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:22.400
did a little club thing years Agogo
and he went to Birmingham and everybody was
724
00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:27.880
beyond excited, like, Oh my
good Christ and he he did two hours
725
00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:31.840
of stuff and people walked out really
yeah, they were like I start him.
726
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:36.320
Yeah, because I mean the stuff. He was talking about abortion and
727
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:38.639
how you're killing a baby and you
can shake it and you can't. I
728
00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:44.000
mean this stuff, and it was
real raw sounding, like it wasn't there
729
00:50:44.039 --> 00:50:46.760
wasn't a flow, and that's all
he was doing. He just had tons
730
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:51.519
of stuff and just kind of throwing
it out there and you know, I
731
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:55.280
laughed the whole freaking time. That
was amazed. It amazes me guys who
732
00:50:55.320 --> 00:51:00.400
can say in that pocket and can
get on stage and not care about crushing
733
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:01.960
I think I have a little bit
of that where I get on stage and
734
00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:05.800
I just feel I have to do
well. It's a little bit too like
735
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:09.480
I'm too pleasing, you know,
like I'm like I just wanna like.
736
00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:14.039
I have a new bit just about
like a guy who worked at this first
737
00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:17.360
light house in Michigan and his he
saw five ships. So I've been trying
738
00:51:17.360 --> 00:51:20.840
to do a bit about this guy
just staring out of his window because he
739
00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:23.880
had a write down how many ships
were coming, and then consultant's coming,
740
00:51:23.920 --> 00:51:27.440
going there's only five. How are
you? Can you show us how are
741
00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:30.239
you and it's a whole thing.
But I get two minutes into that bit
742
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.920
if people are like staring em going. He's talking about a lighthouse. You
743
00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:37.280
know what I mean, like bet
and I do some bit that I know
744
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:40.280
work. Like I get too scared. You know, I can't even hang
745
00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:51.280
out with some controversial you flip out
and start Martin Luther King and Nike's yeah,
746
00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:53.000
yeah, I think we go.
Uh. I think of the comics
747
00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:57.639
you saw today. It is definitely
a tie between Chappelle Rob Williams. They're
748
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.760
both the winners today. Congratulations.
Day by no means everything to you.
749
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.039
Um. As you know, we
always show one of the comics clips at
750
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:06.679
the end of the show. So
we are on the hook. We're not
751
00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:08.800
just judging, we got to judge
ourselves. This is never a fun part
752
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:20.079
of the show. Let's see who
we've got here. Oh yeah, alright,
753
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:22.519
Aaron, Aaron, what are your
thoughts? I always asked what are
754
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:24.159
your thoughts when you see yourself?
Well, the thoughts is that that was
755
00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:29.800
this was about eighty pounds ago.
I'm gonna Guess where that can I guess
756
00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:37.239
by the curtain behind. So many
trucks have been through this wall and stuff
757
00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:43.719
the background TV. What do your
thoughts? When's the last time you watch
758
00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.920
yourself on video? Probably when I
uploaded this clips the last time I looked
759
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:51.159
out. Yeah, it's tough to
watch myself. I don't I was.
760
00:52:51.639 --> 00:52:54.079
This is me at my fattest,
first of all. So I don't like
761
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:57.880
the way I look in this at
all. And it was also the first
762
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.760
time I'd recorded anything seriously. So
that was tough to listen to and I
763
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:05.400
didn't feel like it was the best
these jokes I've ever done. But did
764
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.280
we do a vegas thing to go? I'm trying to think now. They
765
00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:13.760
would Florida, like like a Casino
Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida? Yeah,
766
00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:16.079
all right, well, let's watch. UH, fast food. It
767
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:21.079
is my weakness, Dude. It's
my Achilles cankle. That's what I call
768
00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:28.079
it. It's it's a real problem. Here's the worst fast food experience that
769
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:30.639
never happened to me. I was
in a McDonald's drive through here in Nashville.
770
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:32.760
I pull up, the lady in
the window goes, sir, the
771
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:37.280
guy in front of you just paid
for all your food and I said why
772
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:39.159
do you do that? She said
the woman in front of him paid for
773
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:42.960
his food. The guy in front
of her paid for her food. They're
774
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:46.400
all just paying it forward. This
has been going on for nineteen hours.
775
00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:52.480
Would you like to keep this thing
going and pay for the person behind you?
776
00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:59.119
I'm good, you know. Hey, that was my gut reaction.
777
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.480
I was like absolute really not.
Then I thought about it. I was
778
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:06.239
like, look, life is good, I met McDonald's. I'm hungry.
779
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:08.360
Let's spread the Gospel, you know, let's do it. She goes,
780
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:14.599
fantastic, sir, that will be
eighty one. I said, who got
781
00:54:14.719 --> 00:54:16.719
eighty one dollars worth? I look
back at a woman in a van with
782
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:21.880
like fifteen kids jumping around. I
was like, listen, I'll send them
783
00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:24.159
some happy meals. I'm not about
to feed the whole youth soccer team.
784
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:29.440
Okay, kids don't need McDonald's,
you know. Take them to where do
785
00:54:29.559 --> 00:54:30.880
kids eat? Costco? Take them
somewhere like that, right, and get
786
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:37.559
him some tuna, fish and some
sent him and, I don't know,
787
00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:42.719
uncrustables. What are they eating these
days? She goes, please, sir,
788
00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:45.239
the five o'clock news is coming out
here soon. They're gonna do a
789
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:47.880
story about this. It's gonna be
great pr for our McDonald's, and Lord
790
00:54:47.920 --> 00:54:52.840
knows we need good pr for this
McDonald's. Please keep this thing going.
791
00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:54.880
I said, you know what,
fine, I will pay for the person
792
00:54:54.920 --> 00:55:00.199
behind me, but I'm gonna get
right back in line because I'm gonna get
793
00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:02.599
my eighty one dollars worth tonight.
Okay, that's how you gained the system,
794
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:06.599
y'all. You ever ordered McDonald's with
eighty one dollars to blow? I
795
00:55:06.679 --> 00:55:08.920
was going off. Let me get
a tall MC chickens, eleven, mcdoubell's
796
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:10.920
a number nine. I don't even
know what that is. Y'All got club
797
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:16.639
Soda? It's getting wild out here. I nailed at eighty one dollars on
798
00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:21.000
the dot. I broke even I
was very proud because I'm not good at
799
00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:24.559
math, you know, school math, but McDonald's math. I'm a savant,
800
00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:29.159
I really am. I'm stood will
hunting. That's what my friends called
801
00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:32.840
eighty one dollars on the dot,
so I feel good. I pulled around
802
00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:36.440
the corner thinking I beat this thing
right, but the dude in front of
803
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:39.239
me is in a bit jacked up
pickup truck and the ladies talking to us,
804
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:44.159
so I'm just waiting it out right. He sticks his entire upper body
805
00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:49.159
out of his car, sees me
and just starts laughing. He Goes Hey,
806
00:55:49.239 --> 00:55:52.159
fat boy, but I ain't no
way in Hell I'm spending eighty one
807
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:58.440
dollars for just you to eat McDonald's. So that's how I spent a hundred
808
00:55:58.480 --> 00:56:07.559
and sixty two dollars and tough alright. Thank you, thank you. I
809
00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:10.599
love that cinnamon, like you know
when you when you don't have when you
810
00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:15.800
don't know what it is and you
just your timing was perfect. Good Kid,
811
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:21.119
cinnamon. That pause is good.
I've done this long enough the podcast
812
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:23.400
where it's not courtesy laughs, you
know, it's like genuine laughs. I
813
00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:28.360
love the McDonald's math. I love
the call back at the end. I
814
00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:30.280
love the fact that this is a
bit I've never heard. You know,
815
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:35.679
this is obviously a unique situation,
that obviously it happened to you. Yeah,
816
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.840
up to a point, yeah,
up to a point, but but
817
00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:40.679
to take the premise of that and
blow it up into this, I think
818
00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:45.599
it's fucking great. Again, you
think you've heard McDonald's bits a hundred times,
819
00:56:45.639 --> 00:56:47.559
but I've never heard that. It
was pretty great. I love thank
820
00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:51.639
you, guys. It's always fun
going Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, you
821
00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:55.800
know kids. Yeah, I would
have closed with the bit where you took
822
00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:00.199
out a five dollar gift card from
McDonald's and handed it to somebody in the
823
00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:02.360
front row and go. You keep
it going. Something you know you could.
824
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:06.599
You want to do a prop stop
pay for you go pay it for
825
00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:10.000
you're right there. What's the last
time you did that bit? If I'm
826
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:14.079
headlining clubs, I'll still do it
at the end. I haven't done it
827
00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:15.119
in a shorter set in a while. Here the kid. Can I tell
828
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:19.400
you a little writing trick, but
I'm horrible at actually doing I think I
829
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:22.719
told you about it. So I'm
big at on asking questions. If you
830
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:28.000
want to expand that bit. Okay, there's three. There's three people from
831
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:31.440
my short term memory. The guy
in the truck, the woman in the
832
00:57:31.519 --> 00:57:35.559
in the van with all the kids. To me, if you were to
833
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:39.559
circle those two people and dive deep
and I was to learn about the people
834
00:57:39.559 --> 00:57:42.840
in the van, she she has
a bunch of kids. These kids.
835
00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:45.039
Think you ever have kids? You
ever have to drive kids, you ever
836
00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:47.599
go to a use soccer game?
You ever? And then you're back in
837
00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:51.920
line at McDonald's again, guy in
front of use the truck. This guy
838
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:54.920
ever trucks, guy's got the balls. That back in line at McDonald's.
839
00:57:54.920 --> 00:57:59.679
So now the through line is you're
in line of McDonald's, but now you've
840
00:57:59.719 --> 00:58:05.000
just off on probably ten minutes of
things and then you know, so I'm
841
00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:07.559
back in line. Yeah, and
then you just keep going. So I'm
842
00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:08.639
back, and I like that because
I watched that and the first thing that
843
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:12.559
jumps out is we got I'm talking
so fast, and part of this is
844
00:58:12.599 --> 00:58:15.960
this is the first, this is
my first album recording where I talked fast
845
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:20.960
the entire time and everything felt so
compressed. And that was the advice everybody
846
00:58:20.960 --> 00:58:22.960
gave you, was slow down.
I was like, I got it,
847
00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:29.639
and then, yeah, but fast
is funny. You know that. That
848
00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:32.000
was the old adage. Fastest funny, and I think so many comics are
849
00:58:32.079 --> 00:58:37.920
guilty of that, especially your first
hour or two, because you're so excited
850
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:42.199
and you're getting through it. I
think one of the greatest instruments of comic
851
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:45.760
could have is when comedy clubs put
the clock on, and especially when you're
852
00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:50.000
filming something, like when you're doing
a late night set or you're doing an
853
00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:52.840
hour special. It's like you see
that clock and you know, Oh ship,
854
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:53.760
it's been ten minutes. I gotta
slow the funk down. Yeah,
855
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.559
I needed to do I needed to
and I need to have it in the
856
00:58:57.559 --> 00:59:00.760
back of my head, even if
it's short, even if it's ten minutes.
857
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.519
I wanted. Oh God, that
was only two minutes. Where am
858
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:07.719
I? Because when I when I
time something out in a club and then
859
00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:13.719
go to TV, it's never on
the same time and I tell stories.
860
00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:16.239
So it's like it's gotta be.
You know, if I'm halfway through it,
861
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:21.159
I'm screwed. Well on that.
We just did a show here together
862
00:59:21.239 --> 00:59:22.559
and I did you. I was
hosting in I had to do six minutes
863
00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:25.719
up front as the host, but
I haven't. I don't even know how
864
00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:29.440
to do six minutes. So I
looked at the producer guy I go,
865
00:59:29.519 --> 00:59:37.400
I'm gonna do forty eight. You
can just find the six. There's probably
866
00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:45.880
six and there's something. Yeah,
I'll tell y'all. There's. So there's
867
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:50.400
a line in that joke where it's
the food will hunting, which is great.
868
00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:52.960
I think it's so funny. It
never gets a big laugh. I'm
869
00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:55.760
kind of doing it for me,
but I did a weekend at a at
870
00:59:55.760 --> 01:00:00.559
a Looney bin a couple of years
ago with a with a crew ship guy.
871
01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:04.320
I won't say who, but he
watched me do that bit and he
872
01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:07.280
goes, you know, they're not
getting that joke. Here's how you need
873
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:09.559
to do that joke. You need
to go y'all, remember that movie good
874
01:00:09.559 --> 01:00:14.800
will hunting? Well, I'm food
will hunting. You know, that feels
875
01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:16.960
a little on the nose. And
I did it. I just try it
876
01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:20.199
out. I go okay. So
I did it the next night. I
877
01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:22.960
go, yeah, you'll remember that
movie good will hunting. Well, I'm
878
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:25.920
food will hunting, and it got
like from the back of the room and
879
01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:30.320
I was like, I never want
to be I never want that reaction.
880
01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:39.440
I never want to like a zing
from somebody in the crowd. Yeah,
881
01:00:39.639 --> 01:00:44.760
so I went right back to saying
it like that. That did not feel
882
01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:46.400
good. It's a great tack,
though, Food will hunting. I was
883
01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:50.239
like, Oh, it's fucking great. Thanks, I'm proud of it too.
884
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:53.679
I appreciate it, guess, but
he was born of the McDonald's meth
885
01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:57.440
which again, that was that was
the line that got me. I was
886
01:00:57.440 --> 01:01:00.840
like, I was fucking great,
it's great, because everybody knows your favorite
887
01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:05.599
meal or whatever. You yeah,
yeah, but all right, what do
888
01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:07.039
you guys or or like? Sorry, not, not that we're writing.
889
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:10.760
McDonald's, when you pull up and
the woman starts talking to you. To
890
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:15.679
me there's two different types of fast
food people. There's people who make no
891
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:19.960
eye contact and hand you, or
then there's the people that turn and they
892
01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:23.440
lean in because they're about to have
a longer conversation than you need. So
893
01:01:23.679 --> 01:01:28.039
that's another character you could ask.
What about learned about the truck guy,
894
01:01:28.320 --> 01:01:35.039
her and the thing before we even
get to questions, questions, and he
895
01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:38.360
wants you to walk him through the
Minutia. Who are these people? The
896
01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:42.000
good people, bad people? And
then, when a doubt, just go.
897
01:01:42.119 --> 01:01:44.639
So I'm eff and driving, I
pull up into an F and McDonald's
898
01:01:44.679 --> 01:01:46.400
and then I'm in the F and
car and the car in front of me
899
01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:52.599
does that time? That's time,
you know. Have you ever thought of
900
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:54.440
like adding like a would you get
them funk out of here or something like
901
01:01:54.480 --> 01:02:00.320
that? I think you and I
write a little differently. What a what
902
01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:05.039
about this? What about what about
this? Hey, that drive, that
903
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:09.840
drive through, ladies sounds like a
pilot. What about that? What about
904
01:02:09.880 --> 01:02:17.079
that? That's good, I'll do
it. Hey, everybody even find Delta
905
01:02:17.199 --> 01:02:25.239
McDonald's. If you ever make that, you should do that. You should
906
01:02:25.280 --> 01:02:29.440
do a bit how you drive away
and they didn't put in the sauces and
907
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:32.119
how they always fun with. I
mean, we'll work on work if you
908
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:35.199
want to be different, if you
just want to stay in the same lane
909
01:02:35.239 --> 01:02:39.519
you're in, but if you want
to really step outside the box, and
910
01:02:39.559 --> 01:02:44.360
if have you ever asked yourself,
what is it mcnugget? What is what
911
01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:45.960
part of the chicken is that?
Do stuff like that. All right,
912
01:02:46.199 --> 01:02:55.960
and then you get more you want. You want that? Kay, we'll
913
01:02:55.960 --> 01:03:00.199
write some stuff to get'll do it. Take Time. Well, of it
914
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:01.639
will. Workshop. You're young.
It's gonna be okay. You gotta Take
915
01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:06.119
Rena's class. Do you want to
take my comedy class? Yeah, you're
916
01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:08.800
doing a master class. Yeah,
master still get two points off your driver's
917
01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:13.000
license. If you haven't, you
get whatever you want. Just Tuesday's fast
918
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.239
food, so you're lucky. It's
all well. Actually, Wednesday's fast food
919
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:20.400
and so Thursday. But I went
to your breakup, your breakup one.
920
01:03:20.719 --> 01:03:22.880
That was good. Yeah, and
then, uh, and then, also,
921
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:28.320
I'm getting older. Yeah, I'm
getting older and and cats and dogs
922
01:03:28.320 --> 01:03:32.480
are weird coming up kids these days. You know what I'm saying? Well,
923
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:37.840
you gotta buy into the next play. That's eight for that day,
924
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:42.719
but then you get to do six
minutes of Zaying. He's who gets that.
925
01:03:43.159 --> 01:03:45.360
You know, at the Monday three
collection I took a class. I
926
01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:49.159
couldn't. I couldn't think it was
how to use the MIC stand in the
927
01:03:49.159 --> 01:03:52.320
bit like yeah, how to use
the MIC stand. I think that what
928
01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:58.239
the first like level was used it
as a metal detector. Yeah, and
929
01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:02.400
then and then your power point presentation, George Lopez, used it as a
930
01:04:02.440 --> 01:04:09.320
broom. Yeah, I don't think
you're allowed to say that, but why?
931
01:04:09.400 --> 01:04:12.000
That's why you have to take the
class. You'RE gonna it. Is
932
01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:16.039
it racist this Thursday? Yeah,
and that we do that one in Murphysboro
933
01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:23.800
actually. And it all is.
Every bit of it is. But what
934
01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:26.800
do you give this this bit?
One out of ten? I'll come out
935
01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:29.039
of the gates. I'll say it's
an eight out of ten. I love
936
01:04:29.079 --> 01:04:31.880
the bit and what I what I
really appreciated about it is that it's a
937
01:04:31.920 --> 01:04:35.800
static camera. Right. The other
bits we've seen, there's good editing whatever
938
01:04:36.079 --> 01:04:39.760
a bit is a bit. It
stands on its own. It's a great
939
01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:42.800
bit. It's a static shot and
it's still got me laughing. It was
940
01:04:42.840 --> 01:04:46.000
great material. Yeah, I'M gonna
go eight point five because there's so many
941
01:04:46.079 --> 01:04:55.840
unanswered questions. I want season two. I need to follow. I'M gonna
942
01:04:55.840 --> 01:05:00.119
say nine and yeah, and the
reason being is I've watched him him progress
943
01:05:00.960 --> 01:05:04.559
and move forward and his writing and
is performing and everything. I think he's
944
01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:09.639
one of the funniest. So now
you're selling stage and he'll be there and
945
01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:13.800
will be a guest speaker and uh
no, I I just I love watching
946
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:17.159
this kid move forward and and get
better and better and better, and he
947
01:05:17.760 --> 01:05:21.360
does very quickly. Like you know. You know guys that are really putting
948
01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:25.119
in the time and are really going
after he's one of those guys. I
949
01:05:25.119 --> 01:05:29.480
mean we worked together in Alabama and
Huntsville. It's been a couple few years
950
01:05:29.480 --> 01:05:31.760
ago when he first started and watching
him, I mean, dude, he's
951
01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:35.159
funnier than that now. You know
what I mean? Well, it's a
952
01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:43.360
little bar. Yeah. Well,
yeah, alright, I really did it
953
01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:46.039
here, comedy Opinionda, I got
affect our our our guests, Aaron,
954
01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:49.760
where can everybody keep up with Aaron
Webber Comedy Dot Com is by Myspace page.
955
01:05:49.880 --> 01:05:54.000
Check it out. Got Everything on. I'm serious, because check it
956
01:05:54.039 --> 01:05:58.519
out. I built my website to
look like a myspace page, like two
957
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:00.400
thousand five era in my space.
It's got my top eight on there.
958
01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:03.079
I built it from scratch. Yeah, not a lot of people get it.
959
01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:06.760
Everyone thinks it's dumb, but I'm
pretty I've been told multiple times it's
960
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:11.119
a terrible business decision, but I'm
sticking to it. I'M gonna change my
961
01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:19.559
to a seven, basically the unsubscribed. All Right, UH, Reno.
962
01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:23.880
Where can everybody keep up? Reno, call your comedy Dot Com. We're
963
01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:28.800
Nice. UH, John Heffron DOT
COM. It's mine. Looks like a
964
01:06:29.599 --> 01:06:33.559
personal lads page of newspaper. Nine, seven, Um, there's like a
965
01:06:33.559 --> 01:06:36.559
massage thing and then there's do you
like Pinut Coladas? And then you can
966
01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:41.360
click on. Then you keep click
on my tour dates. Also, check
967
01:06:41.400 --> 01:06:45.679
out the Heffrony podcast. There we
go, and you're touring. Are you
968
01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:48.280
still torn with reap? UH,
some man. We're doing another one this
969
01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:53.039
summer and those guys are going out
doing shows too, and beautiful. Maybe
970
01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:56.159
we'll get both man. Halens together
and you guys, Dude, I'd love
971
01:06:56.199 --> 01:06:59.840
to man. Yeah. Well,
thank you guys again as always, with
972
01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:02.320
to look forward to having you guys
back again. Thank you, everybody,
973
01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:06.159
for watching. Rate Review. Subscribe
comed Pinata life from Zanies again, thanks
974
01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:10.039
to Taylor, George and Adrian Colbert, producers. All right, we'll see
975
01:07:10.039 --> 01:07:11.519
you next time. H
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feels like nights of the round table
here in Nashville. So we'll just get
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to this. You've been on this
before. We will call your very fun
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Mr John Heffron on very recently,
very recently, very recently. And then
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to my left the sprite young man
full of optimism. Right, the darkness
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will succeed into his soul. So
I can feel it at this table.
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Let's see it in look at the
smile on his face. There's so many
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dreams. Freshly married right, every
everything's a grounder. Right now. All
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you're doing is putting your mid down. It's coming right to them, my
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body in front of it. Mr
Ar Webber, Aaron, thank you for
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joining, thank you for having me
excited, happy man. And you started
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where here, here in Nashville.
Started right here in Nashville. Okay,
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so did you never thought of moving
at all? Huh No, I moved
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back here after college, lived to
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kind of stuff. Waiting tables,
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twenty nineteen. So it was great
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had all my ducks in a row
and then the world shut down then,
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but then the world kind of moved
to you, though. Yeah, in
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a you know way. You didn't
have to make that decision. You Go,
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why, why would I have to
move to any of the coast when
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the coast is all kind of moving
to Nashville? Maybe you started to wine.
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You go to college in China.
Tell me where you're really get semester
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bats. Yeah, why did you
know? Here on comedy we watched the
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video clips. I introduced them.
We dissect the bits spontificate if we got
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a story about them, so let's
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number one. Again, I don't
know who these are. Neither do as
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our panel and very about today's panels. So let's just get into Oh my
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God, I share a birthday with
this gentleman. This is awesome. Robin
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Williams. Have a deep affect Robin
Williams because I started at stand up New
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York on the upper west side of
New York City. That was one of
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the first clubs that had me as
a regular and uh, he lived maybe
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five or six blocks away, so
he would come in all the time.
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And the greatest night, one of
the greatest nights of my life, was
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this is before goodwill hunting was to
come out. He came in with Gus
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Van Sant, Matt Damon and another
actor. We had no idea who it
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was, Casey Affleck, and the
only reason I know is because I went
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over covid I went to my storage
closet and picked out all the pictures and
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Casey afflecks in the background just hanging
out and I was like, Oh my
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God, he's there too. But
but rob Williams came in that night like
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a Tuesday night and uh, he
came in. He said I'll go up
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last. He did. Forty five
minutes. The crowd went ballistic. There's
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maybe thirty people there and then we
kicked everybody out and then Rob William Gust
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Man, Sand Matt Damon. We
all hung out, uh there two hours
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and amazing. Listen to them swap
stories and they was telling us about good
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will hunting and we're like, Oh
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amazing. We can't wait to see
it. And then it turned into what
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I mean. What do you guys
thoughts when you hear wrong? I had
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the the only time I met him. I was that comedy Magic Club in
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Hermosa Beach and it's a club that
literally anyone could show up at. Is
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One of those you know places and
I'm on stage. I'm supposed to bring
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up whoever it is. You kind
of know. There's a sheet in the
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back. You look and go,
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get. Darren Carr is coming up
in seven minutes and you just want to
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get off stage. You can go
eat your steak. So I'm on stage
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and then I get a note passed
through the curtain say it's not gonna be
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there, Darvin Carter. It's gonna
be Robin Williams, but I gotta like
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halfway through my set and I'm just
now. All I'm thinking is I'm literally
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gonna Bring Up Robin Williams. So
so I I look backstage make sure he's
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there, and then somebody must have
said I was from Michigan, because he
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just looked at me and said what
high school you went to in Michigan?
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He went to like like uh rich
at school. I think he's like Berkeley
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or something, but anyway, Berkeley. And then I go and I go
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back and just when I said his
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the crowd was like, did he
just say? Is he saying the name
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we think he's saying and then he
just came out and he just ran,
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ran to the front. Watch was
that was the only interaction, but it
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was still. Did he come to
your parents basement at all? No,
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I would love to. have.
I created Morkan Mendy, so I've known
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him. Yeah, the whole egg
was my idea. Yeah, I was
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also very involved in happy days Aaron. That was a show that was on
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backward. He probably that guy I
used to selling Nano Nano t shirts after
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your shows. I've ever Lisa Lampanelli
always had the best joke. She's like
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remember the Sitcom when I was going
up, there was this guy named at
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funds. It was in the fifties. It was all white people. There's
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no black people at all on the
show when it was called happy days.
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Oh my God, Dude. I
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I first started hearing about Robin Williams, there like he's a hack, he's
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did you ever hear that? That
like he stole jokes, and the people
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that stories about him fighting with Letterman
or whatever. But every time, I
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mean I'm not saying that he didn't
take premises or whatever, but I never
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saw that guy and I only saw
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live, but I never saw him
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wasn't completely different than anybody else.
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jokes, but I know that every
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the guy was off the charts and
he did a lot of us o
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stuff, like tons, like would
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and I I just always thought the
guy was. He's like a Jamie.
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He just was talented acting. Yeah, comedy done, you know,
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like he just was unbelievable. Every
every time he'd come in, like when
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I started working the comedy store,
and hear stories about him how his manager
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back in the day. Somebody be
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my bid on the tonight show.
Caught him a check for like two grand
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and just I don't think he intentionally
stole. I think he was just such
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a computer that he was storing all
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he could put his own tinge on
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was like adding ammo to a machine
gun. Yeah, I think he probably
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saw it and then he just went
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me, and you guys would know
better than me, but he never seemed
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to me like he would be sitting
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like, you know, first I'm
gonna talk about cocaine and then I'm gonna
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talk about about I can and then, you know, he don't seem like
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he was just I mean you watched
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like at the Improv or whatever.
He is literally in the audience sweat pouring
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down from his face because he's so
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and energetic. Um. But every
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the seller could be a nicer guy. I think the thing that I think,
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the thing that was stuck with me
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pictures with him after right and he
would hang out, he would take pictures
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with everybody, every everybody in the
crowd, any staff, anybody, always
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calm with his time. But then
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sad. It was like it always
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stuck with me. I'm like,
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And then he said all the pictures
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it was off. I guess the
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that moment. I don't know,
but let's Uh with that depressing statement.
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Let's watch one of the best,
one of my favorites, Mr Rob Williams,
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one of the Harriest, a linguistic
adventure. Go drinking with a Scotsman
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because you can't understand them before you
land in Scotland and they're going to okay,
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I feel like, Oh yeah,
stuck taking up, but the bullets
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like dump in your nicking here.
Sure, O, fut, you right,
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and you know about my backside.
I'll treat you last. Oh,
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sure you don't fucking back. You're
realized it and you realize how drunk they
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get. They could wear a skirt
and not dead, and how they can
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invent a sport like golf. Here's
my idea for a fucking sport. And
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knock a ball in a gopher hole. Oh you mean like fuck off with
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a straight stick, with a little
fucked up stick. I Wa the ball
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and goes in a gopher hole.
Oh you mean like croquet? Fuck Croque.
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I put the whole hundreds of yards
away, big left. Yeah,
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that's G Oh, like a bowling
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shit in the way like fees and
push out a high glass so you can
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lose your fucking ball and go waking
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at each time you miss it,
feel like I'm gonna have a throat.
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Fuck that's what we'll call it,
a throke, because every time you miss
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you feel like I'm gonna fucking die. Just the charm. Yeah, just
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the charm, my God. That's
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when they act out a bit and
the break into character without telling you it's
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a character. It wouldn't be funny
if you go and the and you NAV
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sounded like this and they kind of
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comics that can. They just go
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do everything. Yeah, you could
do everything. It's like, you know
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the people that you hear about the
a stroke and then they wake up and
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they're fluent in French. It's like. I think Robin Williams, all the
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cokey did in the eighties, must
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weeks he was able to did you? Did you notice the addiction part of
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that too? It's like not a
bottle of water, like we need to
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get this finished, line up,
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He's doing. Minutes there's like twenty
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was like why does he need this
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oh, he's gonna kill all those. Sure that was that was maybe
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lab with comics because I need water
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I've seen Hamilton's live a billion times. Not once did anybody singing the entire
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time on Hamilton's great for water.
I don't know why I think I need
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water at any point during an open
mic. is going up to do a
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five minute spot and he's got a
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and then he sits down and then
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what did you write? Don't forget
the five minutes, like what's the why
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are you doing? It's like they
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smart that I had to look.
You're so dumb. Before he turns a
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page, he takes a drink.
What do you guys want to talk about?
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Three minutes. I got merchant in
the back of t shirts. Say,
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what do you guys want to talk
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You. You've had all day to
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sets where I'm just waiting for a
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and it happens like I just gotta
do one badly time. I'll just you.
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You end up doing your whole set
with the water bottle was just right
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at your lips. Just never enough. I'll say what I like about the
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bid is I think that that the
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I think he hung out with Billy
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just guessing. I guess it's probably
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to dissect golf like that in a
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know, it's like, okay,
this is this is setting up the the
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funk off is a laugh, but
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It's like the way, yeah,
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people pass it around online and stuff and
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so freaking funny. I don't know
why that as a premise to uh,
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somebody doing something for the first time
is always funny to me. I didn't
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matter what it is, like somebody
who who ironed the clothes for the first
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time coming out. Everyone like,
what the what is is that the thing
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we got? Like I just no
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It's just a funny like prime like
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the nineteen hundreds, like it was
a replica of just seeing what people bought
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back then and they had like a
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thing. And then like there had
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his wife going. He's like why
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just I just love the premise and
could be done a million times and anything
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you think of, but I just
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funny. I don't know why.
Here I am taking people through dark,
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haunted houses of comedy. Yeah,
tell me if you remember. Anytime I
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hear sears, I think of that
great joke. This comic did a joke
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about sears catalog. He's like,
we didn't have the Internet, so I'd
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have to get the series catalog and
I would open it and then, and
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then there would be these girls in
Luge right and I would jerk off to
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the series catalog. But now we
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now I can go to sears dot
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is and it's one of the best
jokes that it's gonna be me on that.
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about good will hunting. I know
mostly as an actor. I am very
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unfamiliar with this stand up, like
I know that that's an iconic bit.
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People reference it all the time.
That's the first time I've watched it really.
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to stand up go down a rabbit
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hole of him. He probably live
at the met was. When did he
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stunting first came out? He wasn't
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of the last times he came in he
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the no, no, he's like or
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whatever. I think you don't want
to be around. Yeah, but dude,
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I'm talking at the end of the
bar by himself, the jacket on,
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just one arm in it. Don't
talk, he's gonna lift a drink.
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I love that analogy. But the
greatest, the greatest with his time.
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But I'm telling you, go down
there's so many classic videos of him,
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like especially at the Hollywood improv where
he would just jump into the crowd,
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or even like any of those awards
shows. Remember Jack Nicholson was accepting
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that ward and he said, Robin, come up and accept this for me,
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and Robin Williams improvs for eight minutes
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an oppression of Kevin Spacey, and
it is so humble in the moments too,
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but it's one of the fucking funniest
things when you're seeing Jack Nicholson crying,
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laughing and like going under sunglasses like
that's fucking unbelievable. I think Jim
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Carrey is the closest you can get
to that manic, impulsive Improv. That's
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Improv in a way, but I
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are kind of on par with each
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know what you do those old Um
what was the comic relief or whatever it
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was with Whoopie Goldberg and Billy Crystal
and Robin Williams for three yeah, you
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could tell Robin and billy were great. Yeah, yeah, absolutely honest each
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other. Yeah, I think we
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her either. But the but his
you could tell that Billy Crystal, they
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were legitimately die and laugh and not
knowing what he was gonna do when they
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and I know you probably haven't seen
him, but go back and look at
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him, because the just the introductions
of them coming out on the stage and
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him going Berserk, and a lot
of it was, you know, deck
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jokes and stuff like that, but
it's still you could tell. But then
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you see how good, how quick, billy crystal is too. Yeah,
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super quick. Yeah, yeah,
was there, and then the check from
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star track or whatever, she didn't
do that good. Yeah, a lot
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of companies don't go that far out
from the shore anymore. Everyone's pretty like
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he does. Yeah, you do, but but like, I mean,
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who's in the exactly? I don't
want to Grey Han, grey Han,
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oh, yeah, right, like
those type of guys that are literally you
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can't stop laughing because you just feel
like they're so off the rails right now.
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But it's all strategic. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, Greg, Greg.
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I think it's more material as opposed
to the impulsive nature of like Jim
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Carey, where he literally will see
the Cook can't and help with four minutes
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on that and it's up to you
to join in or just kick back and
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watch if you're on stage with him, because he would join up with with
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everybody. So I don't know.
I think live at the met, like
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you were referencing earlier. That was
one of the first things I saw as
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a kid, like twelve, thirteen
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a man on the stage like wow, there's no canned laughter, it's not
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a Sitcom, there's not a set
piece, it's just a dude on stage
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making things so relatable and that was, I think, one of the first
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specials that I saw. I was
like Whoa, what the FUNK is this?
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Amazing. Yeah, what was your
first specially? You remember seeing him?
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Uh, Kevin James Sweat the small
stuff central. I memorize words for
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man. That is a great special
one. That is an all time great
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special. I will defend that special
to the death. You and him.
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You never worked with him, I
don't know him personally at all. I
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just know that special dude. Well, yeah, can I tell us some
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real quick? Do you remember Robin
Harris, them the COMEDIANS? Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, so years ago
I was at the laugh factory and I
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was doing a showcase and Ralphie may
was on it and I did this joke.
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I was like two D and sixty
pounds. I was like I bought
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the silver shiny shirt and I don't
feel I look like a baked potato in
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it. Whatever the joke was.
I come off stage and Ralph he's like
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Hey, man, I got that
same joke and I go Ralphie, don't
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do he's like Na, man,
seriously, man, I got that.
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I'm like, Ralphie, no,
dude, do not steal this. He's
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like no, man, goes is
how long ago it was. Goes on,
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Craig kilborn does it. I'm like, Damn, Ralphie. So for
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like fifteen, year, twenty,
whatever it's been, I talked to him
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and I'm like, you know you
said. He's like man, you know,
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I didn't mean to do it.
I go you stole that joke for
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me. You know you did,
Ralphie. So my wife now, when
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we first were dating, she's like
who made you laugh? And I was
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like, when I was in college
I watched this guy, Robin Harris.
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I watched his special I had on
VHS. I'd get hammered and come home.
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I've seen it two hundred times.
You gotta Watch it. Put It
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on. This big FAT lady gets
up to walk up the aisle in a
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silver dress and he goes, look
at you, walking up the aisle like
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a baked potato. I never got
to tell Ralphie. I was like,
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this was after he died. Ye, you're like. I'm like, Ralph,
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you know. The good news is, don't sweat the small stuff.
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All right, what do we get
that? One at a time. What
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do you guys give that? Dude? Tell a ten. It's fucking unbelievable.
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Ass to Rob Williams as expected.
Oh, here we go. Oh,
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how about it? Mark Norman,
a young man comment on the scene,
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making an impact out of New York. Very funny, Great Joke Teller.
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What are your thoughts there? I've
met mark a few times personally.
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He is super, super funny.
He's one of my favorite comedians right now.
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Very sweet guy. You guys,
any thoughts on mark? Not as
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familiar? I don't know. I
don't know. He's one of the young
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this is a perfect example of the
industry just fucking it up once again.
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This is a guy that is so
fucking talented, such a great uh joke
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writer, great writer, great performer
and very humble, sweet guy and has
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everything on paper and the industry goes
Nah, he self releases this on Youtube
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and it blows the funk up and
now they've got to come back around and
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go we were wrong. It's like, yeah, that's what I was gonna
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ask you if, because I heard
about this guy and like he couldn't get
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a Netflix thing and then he just
did his own deal and explode. Okay,
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cool, yeah, I want to
see it. So one of the
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first to kind of set the model, I think, where you know there's
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other comics that have done this released
it on Youtube. He's, I think,
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one of the first to have a
real major impact. That really popped.
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Yeah, I know a lot of
the New York guys are all supportive
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of one another and Joe List has
done it. A couple other guys did
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it before that. Bow Burm,
you know, he put what up on
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Youtube, right? He had ye, yeah, I thought you were talking
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about the Netflix one he did over
quarantine. No, he did. He
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did one which was like on Youtube, but he um, he had a
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poetry book. He did this poetry
book and during the special he pulls out
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this poetry book reads one poem to
they're kind of funnier. lighthearder. It's
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bow shows the show, not that. Uh, and he goes, by
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the way, you're probably watching this
for free. Um, UM, these
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are on sale on Amazon later,
maybe even a less sell than what I
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just did to you. I guess
he's sold like millions right free special on
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Youtube. Went after everybody. I
just want to plug my book halfway through
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this. And I'm sure all his
agents and everybody were like no, we
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have a figure it out. No, you need a Jip shot at a
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thing and if you know levity is
not attached, you're never gonna be in.
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And then he's what, I'M gonna
put it out like this and literally
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made millions of sold millions of books. He's he's a true artist. I
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remember the first time, I think, I went to Montreal. Yeah,
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he was fifteen at Montreal. was
like you're and I went to the Hockey
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Hall of Fame Museum with Him and
Godfrey and we're bringing this fifteen year old
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kid around and, uh, he
was shying, kind of goofy and and
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I was like this is the okay, I guess so. And then you
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go see him and you're like Holy
Shit, like, but enough about him.
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Let's let's watch. All right,
there we go. That was weird
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somebody to be shy on Godfrey.
Al Right, there we go. I
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could have used some therapy as a
kid. Weird Kid, bedwetter. Oh
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yeah, I went to bed every
day and I was thirteen years old.
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My mattress looked like a goddamn coffee
filter. I ruined a lot of sleepovers
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folks. Yeah, you start to
run out of excuses after a while and
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your friends like what happened here?
I was like, Jeez, I must
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have spilled a cup of Piss.
Yeah, they say a lot of bedwetters
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become serial killers, which I believe, because we learned how to clean up
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a stain pretty quick that's how embarrassing
it is. Wedding the bed. Almost
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rather be known as a murderer than
a bed wetter. You know, your
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friends sits on your mattress. Why
is it all crinkly? I'M gonna kill
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you, but they growing up now, thirty six years old. I grew
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up before the Internet. Maybe a
better time for a kid. Maybe a
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question back then, hey mom,
what's a capitalist out Dakota? She's like,
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I'm on the phone and you just
didn't know what a concept not knowing.
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Now we have so much information right
there. And now I have an
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Alexa. I love this thing,
and Alexa is like a mom without the
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passive aggressim asking. You want,
hey, Alexa, how many cups and
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a leader at four point two or
three cups. If I'm like hey,
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mom, how many cups in a
leader, she's like, why don't you
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check your mattress? Great Callbacka,
you think the bits done and then bank
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he brings it back in. It's
great. I mean, what more do
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you want with that? It's fucking
funny. Great Joke Writer. His voice,
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his whole cadence is it's almost I
don't know, people used to talk
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like that and now it's nobody talks
like that anymore. So it's so unique.
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There's nobody doing that comedy, you
know. It's definitely like, uh,
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it's so Kevin James, but it's
good. Who else does that?
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Does that? UH, Paul,
not Mooney? Um, anyway, never
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mind. There's another young guy,
John Mulaney, is a little bit of
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it. Old School Canadian. Is
He Canadian? He sounds like a newspaper
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salesman. That's my kids love them, you know, and it's like come
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on, you know, like he's
got like an old school it's it's awesome.
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MILANEY's incredibly gifted as a writer.
He's he's, I think, obviously
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one of the better, better comics
working out. But mark there's a reason
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guys like norm MacDonald or, it
pains me to say, Seinfeld, look
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back in and kind of almost anointed
him in the club, you know,
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and Uh Ruggan signed off on him
too. Yeah, everything. You know
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that. I mean, that's that's
our business, guys. So, so
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he's the only thing I didn't like
about the video I just saw is,
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yeah, I shot a special with
Edison Lights. So it's been done.
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Does the lights hanging behind him?
Is that what Edison like that? That's
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what they're called, Edison Bulbs.
Yeah, I'm just saying in bold have
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been done. Was An obese woman
in a silver dress, obviously a picture
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literally of Edison standing in front of
the bubble. I thought it was me.
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I thought that was my thing.
I'll tell you what I like about
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mark two is he's one of those
comics that is not only great on stage,
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obviously, but he's really good on
twitter, really really great on twitter.
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So you're you're reading things on twitter, you're like, why don't you
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say that? But I guess he's
maybe writing so much he doesn't need it.
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But there are or maybe he's doing
both. Maybe he's doing it on
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stage. But one of the guys
I would highly recommend going on twitter and
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following as well, because he's got
great, great singers, the big guy
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too. That would crush almost,
well, not almost, but any age
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in a crowd. You know something. Some guys, I think we've even
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talked about the last podcast, where
like I stay in a pocket of Gen
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xers or whatever. Twenty Year olds
come board with me. But he's the
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type of guy you could be a
sixty five seven year old person in the
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thing if you're just into it.
He's not even super dirty if you're just
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in with you know that. I
mean bed wedding starts young and goes all
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the way. Everybody, and now
the seventy people are bed wedding. They
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are so an all time great tweet. A buyer. He said let's go
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the saying, let's go as Ola
Hu ak bar for white people. Why
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did he say? Yeah, I've
seen I've seen stuff that he tweeted,
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that he kind of throws out there
and if it does well, then he
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does it on stage, so maybe
it will. I couldn't even use twitter.
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I have I gain either plus two
people or minus two people a week,
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no matter what. I can put
my pin number to my a t
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M and an address where my a
t M card is. Nobody's going to
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see it on twitter, like,
nobody's gonna like. Still got the same.
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I'll give this. I'll give a
hundred grand to a person I randomly
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select tweeting. It works for everybody
else, Dude. That's why I can't
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go on there, because everything is
so passive aggressive. Like I've been sober
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for twenty three days, like me. If you are proud of me,
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like I don't even know you.
I've been sober for five years. I'll
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knock you out. I don't want
to see your twenty three days is nothing.
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I'm just on there for all the
betting APP passive, aggressive one.
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I'm not passive. Knock you out. There's no passive. It's just fight.
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Where were gonna take? I just
go on twitter for all the gambling
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APP ads. Yeah, that's all. That's all, ner. You found
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a hole. You have to get
the joker. I'll give him a ten.
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I Love Mark I gave Robin Williams
a tent. I'm not giving him
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a ten. I get I get
that at nine, five, ten,
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because irobably nine. Yeah, I'M
gonna go eight minus one point out to
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share jealousy on my part and Edison. Yeah, yeah, well, I
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pray to God. This next one's
Kevin James. Oh, here we go,
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Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle, I
mean not familiar. Maybe got canceled.
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I'm my good I lad that guy. Any thoughts on Chappelle? What
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00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:33.359
are your thoughts, Aaron? Ah, he's the he's he's the best man.
444
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:37.759
Yeah, he came up watching his
show when I was like in middle
445
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:40.160
school. That was your first that
was the first like comedy show that we
446
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:42.680
would all watch. So he has
a special place for me, you know.
447
00:31:42.759 --> 00:31:47.400
and WHO's better? Kevin James Dave
Chappelle? Like in terms of respect?
448
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:49.720
What was better? Sweat the small
stuff or Chappelle's last specials? Sweat
449
00:31:49.720 --> 00:31:56.599
the small stuff. No comparison.
From what do you guys think when you
450
00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:59.920
hear Chappelle? I think, uh, I remember when I when I wanted,
451
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:01.759
when I was a kid, I
liked Eddie Murphy and I didn't really
452
00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:06.880
get Richard Pryor as a kid.
As I got older, I was like,
453
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:12.119
Oh wow, Richard Pryor was doing
something completely different than Mr t and
454
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.960
Desi Arnez and you know what I
mean, and and his without meaning to
455
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:21.160
or whatever he was doing socially,
the way he changed things. I think
456
00:32:21.240 --> 00:32:25.200
Chapelle is there. I mean I
watch him in awe of how he's able
457
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:29.839
to loop back a story. It's
almost in Seinfeld, how they were able
458
00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:31.400
to just take it and maneuver it
and then put a bow on the end
459
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.400
of the episode. He kind of
does that and you don't see I don't
460
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:39.319
see it coming, and then he
just his his platform and what he's turned
461
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:44.039
stand up into for him. I
don't see anybody even close, man.
462
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:46.799
I mean I love Bill Burr,
I mean I love Brian Regan. There's
463
00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:50.839
a lot of guys I really liked, but I don't see anybody changing things
464
00:32:50.880 --> 00:32:54.160
like Chappelle does. Heard of Gary
Valentine, Kevin James Brother. They're not
465
00:32:54.200 --> 00:33:01.480
brothers. They have different last names, like Amili and Charlie Sheen. They're
466
00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:07.039
not. That's not real. It's
not real. You would really have it
467
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:08.480
out for Kevin James. Yeah,
I feel like you have not looked at
468
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:12.799
me the same since I said that. I feel that I would have said
469
00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:19.880
something else. That's like most inspirational
comedian, Jeff Dunham. No, look,
470
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:23.640
you have, you have an affinity
for somebody that meant something to you
471
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:28.039
at a moment in time, and
I completely respect that. I had just
472
00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:30.559
worked with him and had an experience
that I would never go on record,
473
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:34.279
you know, not here. I'll
keep that beyond closed doors, but I'll
474
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:38.359
just say I did not have a
pleasant experience with okay at all. So
475
00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:42.279
it's tainted, like everything, the
same, same one with Seinfeld, like
476
00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:45.039
one. Seinfeld is the only guy
a public will shift on, but after
477
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:47.720
years of being at the seller and
seeing how he treated like younger comics and
478
00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:51.359
ship, I'm just like this guy
is a fucking piece of ship. I
479
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:57.079
don't I don't appreciate anybody that's entitled
or anything, because I think comics were
480
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.480
all stocks. We go up,
we go down, and you know,
481
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:02.880
it's just matter how you treat people, whether you hear, whether you're there,
482
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:07.279
whatever. I think there's a great
barometer to be said. See robilames
483
00:34:07.279 --> 00:34:10.880
come and be sweets everybody. Then
Seinfeld's just like the I just I just
484
00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:14.960
don't fucking like him at all.
I don't like the way he treats people.
485
00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:19.920
Good will hunting, Paul Blart,
Mall Cop. Where do you stand
486
00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:24.880
in between the like saying like second, do I want diarrhea or do I
487
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:29.239
want to throw up? And Paul
Blart made way more money than good will
488
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:30.440
hunting. That's all I have to
say about that. They made three of
489
00:34:30.480 --> 00:34:39.280
them, dude, so combined good
will UN business, business. What do
490
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:42.840
you what do you think of?
I feel the same way what you guys
491
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:47.079
are talking about about any Jim Belushi
movie. Um, Chappell. I had
492
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:51.320
a running with him, at him, just for laughs. Yeah, yeah,
493
00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:55.079
a good running nic a bad one. Oh, I thought Chappelle.
494
00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:59.559
No, okay, Jim. I've
heard things about Jim Belushi. Him At
495
00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:01.840
me and he's very large. Fellow, he's a big guy. He came
496
00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:05.639
out, I said, we did
a gallop. That would be a huge
497
00:35:05.679 --> 00:35:08.199
mistake on his part. Where I
was little and he was and I have
498
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:13.679
a disposable camera just to show you
what era this was. It wasn't fun.
499
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:16.360
And I go to I think Harlan
Williams or some of the comics there.
500
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:20.480
I go, Hey, let's get
a picture. And then he he's
501
00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:24.440
walking and he goes no, and
I said, I didn't I didn't ask
502
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:28.639
you. I ask him, but
I didn't say, like Shitty, I
503
00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:31.519
didn't ask you. We literally but
he hosted, he's on. He was
504
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:35.199
the main host of this GALOP.
So I think it was me and Harror
505
00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:37.079
and I did that, you know, the old selfie back then, but
506
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:42.079
you kind of guessing where the picture
and the flash came off and he turned
507
00:35:42.199 --> 00:35:44.760
and then he goes, what the
fund did I just say to you?
508
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:47.039
And he started coming at me,
and I'll never forget the comics that were
509
00:35:47.079 --> 00:35:51.920
with me, like Harlan. All
this just all scattered. Everybody just go
510
00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:54.159
no loyalty or what. Everyone just
left and I go, I didn't take
511
00:35:54.199 --> 00:35:58.360
it to you. And then he
gets back there and then I was in
512
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:00.079
whatever green room in the hall.
He's like I want that kind of go.
513
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:05.159
It wasn't at you. Why do
you not get it about this?
514
00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:08.679
But he's a giant of a man, but just like that, just yeah,
515
00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:12.280
I think it was my first gallop, so I was all excited,
516
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.159
my first team, you know,
a little little clip. But Anyway,
517
00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:19.880
Chappelle, uh, he is Um
I don't even look at it. Obviously
518
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:22.280
he's a comic, but there's some
people that I could, I could just
519
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:24.239
listen to and I kind of wouldn't
to hear their opinions. I think he's
520
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:30.039
that a whole different level. I
almost think like I'm the same way when
521
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:32.000
I listened to Burr. There's a
couple of guys that, you know,
522
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:37.440
looking back thirty years from now,
where their narrators of what was going on.
523
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:42.519
Yeah, he I agree. I
don't go oh that that was I
524
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:45.400
get he's a comic because it's supposed
to be funny and some people are like,
525
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:47.079
well, that, but but I
think he's at a different he's that
526
00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:52.480
dude I can watch because I know
nothing will seep into my head that I'll
527
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:57.119
accidentally say later, like there's nothing
Dave chappelle would do. You know,
528
00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:00.840
like some comics, I don't watch
him because I don't like the but he's
529
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:02.039
one guy where I'm like, dude, we're not even in the same game,
530
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:07.440
like your outlook and your ability to
tell a story and is such a
531
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:13.079
different style and the materials so separated
that I could feel comfortable watching it and
532
00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:15.880
not something Goll I'm mad at that. Toobe. He's in Ninja and we're
533
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:22.519
all taking taekwondo in a strip mall
and that's exactly Um. But he remember
534
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:25.039
he came. I was at the
DC Improv and he came with to with
535
00:37:25.280 --> 00:37:29.000
Tony Woods. He came to the
show to hang and I go come on,
536
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:30.599
man, just go up on stage. He's like no, I came
537
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.519
to just hang. Like get the
funk out, just please go on stage.
538
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.519
I'd love to see it. He's
like no, I'll tell you.
539
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:37.920
I got this new cosby bit and
the Cosby bit is the one that was
540
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.199
in I think, three specials ago, and I go he was telling me
541
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:43.039
about I was like, I'd love
to see it. Can You? Can
542
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:45.559
you go up and do it?
He's like it's like a fine wine,
543
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:49.039
you know, every now and then
I'll break it out, but I can't
544
00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:52.079
break it out right now. I'm
like okay, and and then we went
545
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:55.880
to dinner afterwards and he was telling
me how he likes to fly his kids
546
00:37:55.960 --> 00:38:00.679
to museums and I he was explaining
to me it. He likes to travel
547
00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:07.599
and get culture and I think the
exposure to culture is almost like expanding his
548
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:12.440
mind instead of doing acid. I
think he's he's putting himself in in situations
549
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:15.199
to absorb culture, to understand,
I think, a better sense of humanity
550
00:38:15.480 --> 00:38:20.360
and I think that that's why he
is doing the material he is. And
551
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:27.440
you know, we're all a comedy
club. motherfucking you know. He's flying
552
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:37.480
in a five to a museum and
I'm yelling at the well, let's watch,
553
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:43.480
let's watch. Yea. That's why
I don't have a snake deal,
554
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:45.800
because if you say something people don't
like, they'll take your shoes off.
555
00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:50.800
If Marl Luther King at a snake
of deal, we'd still be on the
556
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:53.559
back of the bus. Yeah,
that's true. The exactly come up,
557
00:38:53.679 --> 00:39:00.960
High Martin M we need you to
tone down though, talk of civil rights
558
00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:13.000
and blacks being humans. It's distributors. But I don't understand. I thought
559
00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:19.599
that's why I had a sneak a
deal in the first place. Not Quite
560
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:30.440
really. It's a walking shoe and
we like the marching trying to understand fuch.
561
00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:36.039
Wow. Okay, well, Short
clip, but you get it all
562
00:39:36.039 --> 00:39:42.159
there, dude. It's a second's
coming up with that premise. Generally respect
563
00:39:42.239 --> 00:39:46.880
one another. The Best White Voice
of any comedian he he does that white
564
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:50.239
voice I feel like he's done in
his whole career. Every specially does that
565
00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:52.599
white voice and it's the funniest thing
in the world to be every time.
566
00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:54.400
You know. Well, I'll tell
you what what, because you mentioned Chappelle
567
00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:59.079
show earlier and there's so many times
I watch his stand up thinking Oh,
568
00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:01.280
that could have been a great scary
and that's another example of like, man,
569
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:05.159
that would have been great. Sketch
him and rush that. Yeah,
570
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:08.440
you did. I still go back
and watch that show, the CHAPPELLE show,
571
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:12.880
if I'm in a bad mood.
I'm like done, Bam, you
572
00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.400
know what I mean. Like it. It's it's one of those things where
573
00:40:15.760 --> 00:40:19.840
I watch it and I go,
dude, I couldn't have even thought of
574
00:40:19.880 --> 00:40:23.800
that. How it Benson spent off
the air? God, Dude, comedy
575
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:28.239
central will still put it on like
Friday night at eight o'clock. Yeah,
576
00:40:28.559 --> 00:40:32.480
it's like still, like that's how
relevant it still is. It's fucking crazy.
577
00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:36.840
Yeah, he hasn't done shipped since
hi, you know, in terms
578
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.880
of other than stand up. Like, name me a comic that can just
579
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:43.880
walk away from a show and then
become like this cult punk rock kind of
580
00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:52.639
hero. Seinfeld was was Chappelle,
the first guy to hit his mic against
581
00:40:52.639 --> 00:40:57.960
his leg. Okay, because everybody
does that now, everybody. That's one
582
00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:01.440
of his biggest influences in my generation. There's every open mic, every show,
583
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:05.880
there's just the dude. Well,
if you don't, well, when
584
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:07.960
I see other people do it,
not Chappella, when I see other people
585
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.599
to it, that's when I know
when to laugh. So it's helpful.
586
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:15.920
It's like taking the mic standing going
dunk. On my special I flashed the
587
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:21.880
Edison Bulbs in the background, did
I? I blink it every time.
588
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.639
Yeah, I have a bell,
like every bad good morning morning show.
589
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:34.840
Are In turns fat. He's gonna
lose weight. How gonna look on your
590
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:42.559
days? To play more of the
roses right after that. What do you
591
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.440
think when you when you watch that
bit? It's amazing. And then then,
592
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:49.320
anytime I see bits like that where
you go oh, that meanful,
593
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.840
then I think of random bits that
I have about boy, I don't know
594
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.639
how to load a dishwasher. We
go, what's the point? You know
595
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.159
what I mean? You Go,
well, what am I doing? WASTING
596
00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:02.719
EVERYBODY'S TIME? Yeah, but they're
like, I think there's people, there's
597
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:06.599
room, there's rooms for of course. Yeah, there's there's people that want
598
00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:10.519
to go see good wall hunting on
a Friday at the cineplex or Paul Board.
599
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:15.559
I think there's enough room for everybody
and that's why I never got into
600
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:19.119
like remember, like in the late
nineties and early two thousands, all the
601
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:22.800
all comics were shipping on the with
the cable guy were shipping on carrot top
602
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:25.519
and it's like, guys, why
the fuck are you sweating these people when
603
00:42:25.519 --> 00:42:30.679
they're not sweating you? There's enough
room for everybody. Paul McCartney will never
604
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.519
ship on in seeing clown posse and
go well, that's not music. Music's
605
00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:37.920
music. There's there's there's enough for
everybody. So I I disagree with you.
606
00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:42.519
I think I wouldn't sell yourself short. I think you're fucking hilarious and
607
00:42:42.800 --> 00:42:45.079
you bring joy laughter to people as
much as Dave does. Dave just has
608
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:47.440
a different gear. That's all,
by the way. I started, I
609
00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:51.599
think where we started, around the
same time. When I moved to l
610
00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:54.239
a. That alt comedy thing was
the thing. I'm a new guy from
611
00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:59.400
Detroit. Maybe did you know?
Hunter colleges a year. So I felt
612
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:02.199
like I had strong act and when
I got to L A. Everybody was
613
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:07.000
doing this alt thing and I'm a
big manager at the time who represented uh
614
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:10.239
Tom Allen's, like okay, if
I want to represent you, you have
615
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:16.480
to go comedy King. Yeah,
but but he had like yeah, yeah,
616
00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:21.760
exactly. He had like Garofalo,
just all all these people, and
617
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:29.559
I went and saw and then go
he's like what's an alternator? Yeah,
618
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:31.599
that was really good, but he
was but he was like yeah, there's
619
00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:35.400
you know, what do you think
of this alt comedy? I'm like,
620
00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:39.039
well, back in Michigan we called
it bombing. Yeah, like, I
621
00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:44.199
I don't this is you know.
And then then, growing up doing comedy,
622
00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:45.840
I'd hear yea, all those alt
guys would, you know, tell
623
00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:51.280
their road stories, which was just
finding parking for Largo, you know what
624
00:43:51.280 --> 00:43:54.960
I mean? Once the biggest road
story they had like was their apartment to
625
00:43:55.480 --> 00:44:00.800
that place. So I could never
identify with that and I always just did
626
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:04.199
that was it was. So I'm
just gonna do comedy for the people who
627
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:07.719
spend money to come and see me
and not take a big dump on them
628
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:10.800
and read out of notebooks and go
what is? So when I did the
629
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:14.760
same, you and I went out
there about the same time to L A
630
00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:17.239
and I've been on the road doing
like these comedy zone one night ers and
631
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:21.719
wearing out biker and you had to
be as funny as you could be and
632
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:23.880
the crowds were out of control,
so you had to be able to handle
633
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:28.039
and when I got out there,
and then you see guys who moved to
634
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.159
Los Angeles and then they come back
on the road and they're like when in
635
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:32.960
L A, I get stuck on
the four oh five, and then it's
636
00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:37.079
like, shut up, Dick,
you live in Jackson, Mississippi six weeks
637
00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:40.320
ago and now all of a sudden
the four oh five's got you in your
638
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:45.320
leather jacket, in your notebook like
you were doing the worst waffle house two
639
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:50.000
o'clock in the morning jokes, and
now it's like, oh, he's from
640
00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:52.360
l a. You know it was. It was so irritating and everything I'd
641
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:57.559
learned was thrown out the window as
far as what was cool. And people
642
00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:00.440
go up on stage and eat it. They walk off and at my agent
643
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.760
would be like that guy has just
hysterical and I'm like what are you watching
644
00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:07.920
like? What do you see?
What where? What are the difference between
645
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:13.519
like ault comedy and what we know
as stand up comedy is the same difference.
646
00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:16.000
It's like watching a single cam show
on television and a multi cam show.
647
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:19.880
When you watch a multi caam show
like married with children or cheers,
648
00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:23.599
there's jokes and you hear an audience
laughing right and there are times where a
649
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:28.800
joke is strong enough you'll laugh.
When you watch a single CAM show like
650
00:45:28.880 --> 00:45:30.840
thirty rock or the office, you
go oh man, that was funny,
651
00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:35.440
it's smart, but you never,
I laugh out loud as a single cam.
652
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:37.960
I rarely have ever laughed out loud
of Single Cam. So I think
653
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:43.960
that's the biggest difference to me between
the Alt scene and and and mainstream comedy.
654
00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:47.920
But thirty rock was funny. I'm
talking about not funny like what Jane
655
00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:52.920
Garofalo started. started a thing of
little piste off short girls with notebooks that
656
00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:59.000
just the country with combat boots and
they'd go out and it was the same.
657
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:02.880
It was garbage. Janine Garofalo great
actress. I found a lot of
658
00:46:02.880 --> 00:46:06.639
her bits to be funny when I
saw live, when I used to bartend
659
00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:08.719
at the punch line stuff. But
then what they leave behind them is a
660
00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:13.519
whole bunch of wanna be like,
I'm so it's like it's like now it's
661
00:46:13.519 --> 00:46:15.920
like girls are trying to get in
trouble. I'm not. I'm not coming
662
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:22.679
out whore each other, like how
much can I go up and be like
663
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:27.119
you know what I did? That
you know, and it's like all of
664
00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:31.960
you are talking about the same thing
and it's like you can't be hot,
665
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:36.760
you can't be really hot and be
a good country singer and you can't be
666
00:46:36.840 --> 00:46:38.159
really hot and be a funny comedian. To me, well, the old
667
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:42.440
line in Hollywood is what do you
call a woman that's gorgeous and funny?
668
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:46.159
A movie star, because they're so
fucking a few of them around. And
669
00:46:46.159 --> 00:46:52.440
and even nowadays it's like all of
us are comics because we look a certain
670
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.000
way and probably weren't the homecoming king. And then you got, you know,
671
00:46:55.239 --> 00:47:00.639
this new inflection of guys that are, you know, kind of cool
672
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:02.760
and get laid and just like get
popular and just like, you know,
673
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:07.079
when I started comedy, comics were
broke and out of shape and that was
674
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:09.440
kind of the thing. Everything was
about that. I have a friend of
675
00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:14.159
mine, I want to say his
name Bro he looks like an ambercromy models
676
00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:16.840
done comedy forever. He would open
for me and he would do bits like
677
00:47:16.880 --> 00:47:22.519
so I'm having two way, the
two checks, come back to my room,
678
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.159
and don't hate it when, like
these two girls are back there and
679
00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:30.239
I had to go to him.
I go, Jeff, how many I'm
680
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.760
not gonna say his name, Jeff, how many people in the crowd here
681
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:37.119
like this guy's nailing what it's like
for having a three way? Good boy,
682
00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:43.559
that happens all the time. To
me. That's like I told you,
683
00:47:43.639 --> 00:47:45.599
hate it when you're like eight pack
is almost twelve and you have a
684
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:49.760
little bit of carbs. Didn't that
feel weird? Remember John Mayer came into
685
00:47:49.760 --> 00:47:52.199
the comedy seller. He started doing
stand up because you started hanging out with
686
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:58.280
Chappelle and he was talking about like
Yeo, I'm the guy that's like fucking
687
00:47:58.280 --> 00:48:00.000
your girlfriend when they come to the
concerts and stuff, and it's just like
688
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:06.280
who is this for? Yeah,
who can relate to this? You're fucking
689
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:13.559
drip like your hands and yourself.
No one wants this. No one go
690
00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:17.440
home full full sets at the seller
and stuff. He would do like fifteen
691
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:21.679
minutes. Yeah, and how much
time did they give him before they stopped?
692
00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:24.519
Karen minutes. I think you always
get that grace period, whether you
693
00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:28.039
know, because I you know.
Look, we're all in the clubs.
694
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:32.559
You See Seinfeld or rock or Chappelle
comme in to do you know thirty minutes
695
00:48:32.559 --> 00:48:37.159
to work on something. I think
every comic at that level you get maybe
696
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:40.239
three or four minutes of grace period
and then it's like you gotta come through
697
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:44.480
with something now. Um. So
I don't know, it was it was
698
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:45.960
weird. Weird watching them. But
what do you give? What do you
699
00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:51.679
give Chappelle here? One out of
top twelve. The premise alone is just
700
00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:55.039
such a to take those two,
a sneaker endorsement deal, a Texas and
701
00:48:55.159 --> 00:49:01.920
Martin Lucar K. Yeah, it's
just I mean that is the premise I
702
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:07.079
think is stronger than the bit,
if that makes sense to me. I'm
703
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:12.239
like wow, I mean it's just
an educated mind note to put that together.
704
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:15.159
Yeah, I wonder if, when
he's writing, if he ever oh
705
00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:19.920
that's kind of too far like to
me, I see him as sitting there
706
00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:22.960
just writing, it flowing like there. He doesn't stop and go like,
707
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:27.360
because I'll do that. I'll be
like, I don't know, I think
708
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:30.239
he's going up at the stand.
Actually, he says he doesn't write anything
709
00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:31.719
down. Yeah, he remembers all
of it, but he sits down and
710
00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:36.800
he's he's jazz. He does jazz
for two hours and I think people get
711
00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.400
excited when he comes in on Tuesday, like Oh my God, your pell
712
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:43.679
r Bella. It's like, well, hang tight because you're gonna sit through
713
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:47.760
a lot of a guy smoking and
talking and you're watching, you're you're watching
714
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:52.320
somebody vent basically, what what what
he's doing? He's venting, he's getting
715
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:55.320
it all out and then slowly over
time, you know, like when I
716
00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:59.119
was in New York and I'd have
to m see every night, you'd see
717
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:02.119
it coalesce and slowly would start to
come together, but it would take,
718
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:06.920
you know, two hour sets to
to sit through that ship. It was
719
00:50:06.960 --> 00:50:08.920
like, Oh my God. So
the first few times this young comic,
720
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:12.039
you're like, Oh, fuck your
palsy, this is great, and then
721
00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.039
like give it a month, you're
like, man, I'm not getting home
722
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:17.559
to like four of them more.
I saw Chris Rock and coming. He
723
00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:22.400
did a little club thing years Agogo
and he went to Birmingham and everybody was
724
00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:27.880
beyond excited, like, Oh my
good Christ and he he did two hours
725
00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:31.840
of stuff and people walked out really
yeah, they were like I start him.
726
00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:36.320
Yeah, because I mean the stuff. He was talking about abortion and
727
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:38.639
how you're killing a baby and you
can shake it and you can't. I
728
00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:44.000
mean this stuff, and it was
real raw sounding, like it wasn't there
729
00:50:44.039 --> 00:50:46.760
wasn't a flow, and that's all
he was doing. He just had tons
730
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:51.519
of stuff and just kind of throwing
it out there and you know, I
731
00:50:51.639 --> 00:50:55.280
laughed the whole freaking time. That
was amazed. It amazes me guys who
732
00:50:55.320 --> 00:51:00.400
can say in that pocket and can
get on stage and not care about crushing
733
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:01.960
I think I have a little bit
of that where I get on stage and
734
00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:05.800
I just feel I have to do
well. It's a little bit too like
735
00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:09.480
I'm too pleasing, you know,
like I'm like I just wanna like.
736
00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:14.039
I have a new bit just about
like a guy who worked at this first
737
00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:17.360
light house in Michigan and his he
saw five ships. So I've been trying
738
00:51:17.360 --> 00:51:20.840
to do a bit about this guy
just staring out of his window because he
739
00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:23.880
had a write down how many ships
were coming, and then consultant's coming,
740
00:51:23.920 --> 00:51:27.440
going there's only five. How are
you? Can you show us how are
741
00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:30.239
you and it's a whole thing.
But I get two minutes into that bit
742
00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.920
if people are like staring em going. He's talking about a lighthouse. You
743
00:51:32.960 --> 00:51:37.280
know what I mean, like bet
and I do some bit that I know
744
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:40.280
work. Like I get too scared. You know, I can't even hang
745
00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:51.280
out with some controversial you flip out
and start Martin Luther King and Nike's yeah,
746
00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:53.000
yeah, I think we go.
Uh. I think of the comics
747
00:51:53.039 --> 00:51:57.639
you saw today. It is definitely
a tie between Chappelle Rob Williams. They're
748
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.760
both the winners today. Congratulations.
Day by no means everything to you.
749
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.039
Um. As you know, we
always show one of the comics clips at
750
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:06.679
the end of the show. So
we are on the hook. We're not
751
00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:08.800
just judging, we got to judge
ourselves. This is never a fun part
752
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:20.079
of the show. Let's see who
we've got here. Oh yeah, alright,
753
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:22.519
Aaron, Aaron, what are your
thoughts? I always asked what are
754
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:24.159
your thoughts when you see yourself?
Well, the thoughts is that that was
755
00:52:24.440 --> 00:52:29.800
this was about eighty pounds ago.
I'm gonna Guess where that can I guess
756
00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:37.239
by the curtain behind. So many
trucks have been through this wall and stuff
757
00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:43.719
the background TV. What do your
thoughts? When's the last time you watch
758
00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.920
yourself on video? Probably when I
uploaded this clips the last time I looked
759
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:51.159
out. Yeah, it's tough to
watch myself. I don't I was.
760
00:52:51.639 --> 00:52:54.079
This is me at my fattest,
first of all. So I don't like
761
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:57.880
the way I look in this at
all. And it was also the first
762
00:52:57.920 --> 00:53:00.760
time I'd recorded anything seriously. So
that was tough to listen to and I
763
00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:05.400
didn't feel like it was the best
these jokes I've ever done. But did
764
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.280
we do a vegas thing to go? I'm trying to think now. They
765
00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:13.760
would Florida, like like a Casino
Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida? Yeah,
766
00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:16.079
all right, well, let's watch. UH, fast food. It
767
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:21.079
is my weakness, Dude. It's
my Achilles cankle. That's what I call
768
00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:28.079
it. It's it's a real problem. Here's the worst fast food experience that
769
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:30.639
never happened to me. I was
in a McDonald's drive through here in Nashville.
770
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:32.760
I pull up, the lady in
the window goes, sir, the
771
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:37.280
guy in front of you just paid
for all your food and I said why
772
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:39.159
do you do that? She said
the woman in front of him paid for
773
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:42.960
his food. The guy in front
of her paid for her food. They're
774
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:46.400
all just paying it forward. This
has been going on for nineteen hours.
775
00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:52.480
Would you like to keep this thing
going and pay for the person behind you?
776
00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:59.119
I'm good, you know. Hey, that was my gut reaction.
777
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.480
I was like absolute really not.
Then I thought about it. I was
778
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:06.239
like, look, life is good, I met McDonald's. I'm hungry.
779
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:08.360
Let's spread the Gospel, you know, let's do it. She goes,
780
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:14.599
fantastic, sir, that will be
eighty one. I said, who got
781
00:54:14.719 --> 00:54:16.719
eighty one dollars worth? I look
back at a woman in a van with
782
00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:21.880
like fifteen kids jumping around. I
was like, listen, I'll send them
783
00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:24.159
some happy meals. I'm not about
to feed the whole youth soccer team.
784
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:29.440
Okay, kids don't need McDonald's,
you know. Take them to where do
785
00:54:29.559 --> 00:54:30.880
kids eat? Costco? Take them
somewhere like that, right, and get
786
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:37.559
him some tuna, fish and some
sent him and, I don't know,
787
00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:42.719
uncrustables. What are they eating these
days? She goes, please, sir,
788
00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:45.239
the five o'clock news is coming out
here soon. They're gonna do a
789
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:47.880
story about this. It's gonna be
great pr for our McDonald's, and Lord
790
00:54:47.920 --> 00:54:52.840
knows we need good pr for this
McDonald's. Please keep this thing going.
791
00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:54.880
I said, you know what,
fine, I will pay for the person
792
00:54:54.920 --> 00:55:00.199
behind me, but I'm gonna get
right back in line because I'm gonna get
793
00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:02.599
my eighty one dollars worth tonight.
Okay, that's how you gained the system,
794
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:06.599
y'all. You ever ordered McDonald's with
eighty one dollars to blow? I
795
00:55:06.679 --> 00:55:08.920
was going off. Let me get
a tall MC chickens, eleven, mcdoubell's
796
00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:10.920
a number nine. I don't even
know what that is. Y'All got club
797
00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:16.639
Soda? It's getting wild out here. I nailed at eighty one dollars on
798
00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:21.000
the dot. I broke even I
was very proud because I'm not good at
799
00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:24.559
math, you know, school math, but McDonald's math. I'm a savant,
800
00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:29.159
I really am. I'm stood will
hunting. That's what my friends called
801
00:55:30.480 --> 00:55:32.840
eighty one dollars on the dot,
so I feel good. I pulled around
802
00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:36.440
the corner thinking I beat this thing
right, but the dude in front of
803
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:39.239
me is in a bit jacked up
pickup truck and the ladies talking to us,
804
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:44.159
so I'm just waiting it out right. He sticks his entire upper body
805
00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:49.159
out of his car, sees me
and just starts laughing. He Goes Hey,
806
00:55:49.239 --> 00:55:52.159
fat boy, but I ain't no
way in Hell I'm spending eighty one
807
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:58.440
dollars for just you to eat McDonald's. So that's how I spent a hundred
808
00:55:58.480 --> 00:56:07.559
and sixty two dollars and tough alright. Thank you, thank you. I
809
00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:10.599
love that cinnamon, like you know
when you when you don't have when you
810
00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:15.800
don't know what it is and you
just your timing was perfect. Good Kid,
811
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:21.119
cinnamon. That pause is good.
I've done this long enough the podcast
812
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:23.400
where it's not courtesy laughs, you
know, it's like genuine laughs. I
813
00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:28.360
love the McDonald's math. I love
the call back at the end. I
814
00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:30.280
love the fact that this is a
bit I've never heard. You know,
815
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:35.679
this is obviously a unique situation,
that obviously it happened to you. Yeah,
816
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:37.840
up to a point, yeah,
up to a point, but but
817
00:56:37.960 --> 00:56:40.679
to take the premise of that and
blow it up into this, I think
818
00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:45.599
it's fucking great. Again, you
think you've heard McDonald's bits a hundred times,
819
00:56:45.639 --> 00:56:47.559
but I've never heard that. It
was pretty great. I love thank
820
00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:51.639
you, guys. It's always fun
going Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, you
821
00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:55.800
know kids. Yeah, I would
have closed with the bit where you took
822
00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:00.199
out a five dollar gift card from
McDonald's and handed it to somebody in the
823
00:57:00.239 --> 00:57:02.360
front row and go. You keep
it going. Something you know you could.
824
00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:06.599
You want to do a prop stop
pay for you go pay it for
825
00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:10.000
you're right there. What's the last
time you did that bit? If I'm
826
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:14.079
headlining clubs, I'll still do it
at the end. I haven't done it
827
00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:15.119
in a shorter set in a while. Here the kid. Can I tell
828
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:19.400
you a little writing trick, but
I'm horrible at actually doing I think I
829
00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:22.719
told you about it. So I'm
big at on asking questions. If you
830
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:28.000
want to expand that bit. Okay, there's three. There's three people from
831
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:31.440
my short term memory. The guy
in the truck, the woman in the
832
00:57:31.519 --> 00:57:35.559
in the van with all the kids. To me, if you were to
833
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:39.559
circle those two people and dive deep
and I was to learn about the people
834
00:57:39.559 --> 00:57:42.840
in the van, she she has
a bunch of kids. These kids.
835
00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:45.039
Think you ever have kids? You
ever have to drive kids, you ever
836
00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:47.599
go to a use soccer game?
You ever? And then you're back in
837
00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:51.920
line at McDonald's again, guy in
front of use the truck. This guy
838
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:54.920
ever trucks, guy's got the balls. That back in line at McDonald's.
839
00:57:54.920 --> 00:57:59.679
So now the through line is you're
in line of McDonald's, but now you've
840
00:57:59.719 --> 00:58:05.000
just off on probably ten minutes of
things and then you know, so I'm
841
00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:07.559
back in line. Yeah, and
then you just keep going. So I'm
842
00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:08.639
back, and I like that because
I watched that and the first thing that
843
00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:12.559
jumps out is we got I'm talking
so fast, and part of this is
844
00:58:12.599 --> 00:58:15.960
this is the first, this is
my first album recording where I talked fast
845
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:20.960
the entire time and everything felt so
compressed. And that was the advice everybody
846
00:58:20.960 --> 00:58:22.960
gave you, was slow down.
I was like, I got it,
847
00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:29.639
and then, yeah, but fast
is funny. You know that. That
848
00:58:29.760 --> 00:58:32.000
was the old adage. Fastest funny, and I think so many comics are
849
00:58:32.079 --> 00:58:37.920
guilty of that, especially your first
hour or two, because you're so excited
850
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:42.199
and you're getting through it. I
think one of the greatest instruments of comic
851
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:45.760
could have is when comedy clubs put
the clock on, and especially when you're
852
00:58:45.760 --> 00:58:50.000
filming something, like when you're doing
a late night set or you're doing an
853
00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:52.840
hour special. It's like you see
that clock and you know, Oh ship,
854
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:53.760
it's been ten minutes. I gotta
slow the funk down. Yeah,
855
00:58:53.800 --> 00:58:57.559
I needed to do I needed to
and I need to have it in the
856
00:58:57.559 --> 00:59:00.760
back of my head, even if
it's short, even if it's ten minutes.
857
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.519
I wanted. Oh God, that
was only two minutes. Where am
858
00:59:02.559 --> 00:59:07.719
I? Because when I when I
time something out in a club and then
859
00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:13.719
go to TV, it's never on
the same time and I tell stories.
860
00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:16.239
So it's like it's gotta be.
You know, if I'm halfway through it,
861
00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:21.159
I'm screwed. Well on that.
We just did a show here together
862
00:59:21.239 --> 00:59:22.559
and I did you. I was
hosting in I had to do six minutes
863
00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:25.719
up front as the host, but
I haven't. I don't even know how
864
00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:29.440
to do six minutes. So I
looked at the producer guy I go,
865
00:59:29.519 --> 00:59:37.400
I'm gonna do forty eight. You
can just find the six. There's probably
866
00:59:37.440 --> 00:59:45.880
six and there's something. Yeah,
I'll tell y'all. There's. So there's
867
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:50.400
a line in that joke where it's
the food will hunting, which is great.
868
00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:52.960
I think it's so funny. It
never gets a big laugh. I'm
869
00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:55.760
kind of doing it for me,
but I did a weekend at a at
870
00:59:55.760 --> 01:00:00.559
a Looney bin a couple of years
ago with a with a crew ship guy.
871
01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:04.320
I won't say who, but he
watched me do that bit and he
872
01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:07.280
goes, you know, they're not
getting that joke. Here's how you need
873
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:09.559
to do that joke. You need
to go y'all, remember that movie good
874
01:00:09.559 --> 01:00:14.800
will hunting? Well, I'm food
will hunting. You know, that feels
875
01:00:14.800 --> 01:00:16.960
a little on the nose. And
I did it. I just try it
876
01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:20.199
out. I go okay. So
I did it the next night. I
877
01:00:20.280 --> 01:00:22.960
go, yeah, you'll remember that
movie good will hunting. Well, I'm
878
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:25.920
food will hunting, and it got
like from the back of the room and
879
01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:30.320
I was like, I never want
to be I never want that reaction.
880
01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:39.440
I never want to like a zing
from somebody in the crowd. Yeah,
881
01:00:39.639 --> 01:00:44.760
so I went right back to saying
it like that. That did not feel
882
01:00:44.760 --> 01:00:46.400
good. It's a great tack,
though, Food will hunting. I was
883
01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:50.239
like, Oh, it's fucking great. Thanks, I'm proud of it too.
884
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:53.679
I appreciate it, guess, but
he was born of the McDonald's meth
885
01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:57.440
which again, that was that was
the line that got me. I was
886
01:00:57.440 --> 01:01:00.840
like, I was fucking great,
it's great, because everybody knows your favorite
887
01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:05.599
meal or whatever. You yeah,
yeah, but all right, what do
888
01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:07.039
you guys or or like? Sorry, not, not that we're writing.
889
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:10.760
McDonald's, when you pull up and
the woman starts talking to you. To
890
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:15.679
me there's two different types of fast
food people. There's people who make no
891
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:19.960
eye contact and hand you, or
then there's the people that turn and they
892
01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:23.440
lean in because they're about to have
a longer conversation than you need. So
893
01:01:23.679 --> 01:01:28.039
that's another character you could ask.
What about learned about the truck guy,
894
01:01:28.320 --> 01:01:35.039
her and the thing before we even
get to questions, questions, and he
895
01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:38.360
wants you to walk him through the
Minutia. Who are these people? The
896
01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:42.000
good people, bad people? And
then, when a doubt, just go.
897
01:01:42.119 --> 01:01:44.639
So I'm eff and driving, I
pull up into an F and McDonald's
898
01:01:44.679 --> 01:01:46.400
and then I'm in the F and
car and the car in front of me
899
01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:52.599
does that time? That's time,
you know. Have you ever thought of
900
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:54.440
like adding like a would you get
them funk out of here or something like
901
01:01:54.480 --> 01:02:00.320
that? I think you and I
write a little differently. What a what
902
01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:05.039
about this? What about what about
this? Hey, that drive, that
903
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:09.840
drive through, ladies sounds like a
pilot. What about that? What about
904
01:02:09.880 --> 01:02:17.079
that? That's good, I'll do
it. Hey, everybody even find Delta
905
01:02:17.199 --> 01:02:25.239
McDonald's. If you ever make that, you should do that. You should
906
01:02:25.280 --> 01:02:29.440
do a bit how you drive away
and they didn't put in the sauces and
907
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:32.119
how they always fun with. I
mean, we'll work on work if you
908
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:35.199
want to be different, if you
just want to stay in the same lane
909
01:02:35.239 --> 01:02:39.519
you're in, but if you want
to really step outside the box, and
910
01:02:39.559 --> 01:02:44.360
if have you ever asked yourself,
what is it mcnugget? What is what
911
01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:45.960
part of the chicken is that?
Do stuff like that. All right,
912
01:02:46.199 --> 01:02:55.960
and then you get more you want. You want that? Kay, we'll
913
01:02:55.960 --> 01:03:00.199
write some stuff to get'll do it. Take Time. Well, of it
914
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:01.639
will. Workshop. You're young.
It's gonna be okay. You gotta Take
915
01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:06.119
Rena's class. Do you want to
take my comedy class? Yeah, you're
916
01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:08.800
doing a master class. Yeah,
master still get two points off your driver's
917
01:03:08.880 --> 01:03:13.000
license. If you haven't, you
get whatever you want. Just Tuesday's fast
918
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.239
food, so you're lucky. It's
all well. Actually, Wednesday's fast food
919
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:20.400
and so Thursday. But I went
to your breakup, your breakup one.
920
01:03:20.719 --> 01:03:22.880
That was good. Yeah, and
then, uh, and then, also,
921
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:28.320
I'm getting older. Yeah, I'm
getting older and and cats and dogs
922
01:03:28.320 --> 01:03:32.480
are weird coming up kids these days. You know what I'm saying? Well,
923
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:37.840
you gotta buy into the next play. That's eight for that day,
924
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:42.719
but then you get to do six
minutes of Zaying. He's who gets that.
925
01:03:43.159 --> 01:03:45.360
You know, at the Monday three
collection I took a class. I
926
01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:49.159
couldn't. I couldn't think it was
how to use the MIC stand in the
927
01:03:49.159 --> 01:03:52.320
bit like yeah, how to use
the MIC stand. I think that what
928
01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:58.239
the first like level was used it
as a metal detector. Yeah, and
929
01:03:58.400 --> 01:04:02.400
then and then your power point presentation, George Lopez, used it as a
930
01:04:02.440 --> 01:04:09.320
broom. Yeah, I don't think
you're allowed to say that, but why?
931
01:04:09.400 --> 01:04:12.000
That's why you have to take the
class. You'RE gonna it. Is
932
01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:16.039
it racist this Thursday? Yeah,
and that we do that one in Murphysboro
933
01:04:16.119 --> 01:04:23.800
actually. And it all is.
Every bit of it is. But what
934
01:04:23.880 --> 01:04:26.800
do you give this this bit?
One out of ten? I'll come out
935
01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:29.039
of the gates. I'll say it's
an eight out of ten. I love
936
01:04:29.079 --> 01:04:31.880
the bit and what I what I
really appreciated about it is that it's a
937
01:04:31.920 --> 01:04:35.800
static camera. Right. The other
bits we've seen, there's good editing whatever
938
01:04:36.079 --> 01:04:39.760
a bit is a bit. It
stands on its own. It's a great
939
01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:42.800
bit. It's a static shot and
it's still got me laughing. It was
940
01:04:42.840 --> 01:04:46.000
great material. Yeah, I'M gonna
go eight point five because there's so many
941
01:04:46.079 --> 01:04:55.840
unanswered questions. I want season two. I need to follow. I'M gonna
942
01:04:55.840 --> 01:05:00.119
say nine and yeah, and the
reason being is I've watched him him progress
943
01:05:00.960 --> 01:05:04.559
and move forward and his writing and
is performing and everything. I think he's
944
01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:09.639
one of the funniest. So now
you're selling stage and he'll be there and
945
01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:13.800
will be a guest speaker and uh
no, I I just I love watching
946
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:17.159
this kid move forward and and get
better and better and better, and he
947
01:05:17.760 --> 01:05:21.360
does very quickly. Like you know. You know guys that are really putting
948
01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:25.119
in the time and are really going
after he's one of those guys. I
949
01:05:25.119 --> 01:05:29.480
mean we worked together in Alabama and
Huntsville. It's been a couple few years
950
01:05:29.480 --> 01:05:31.760
ago when he first started and watching
him, I mean, dude, he's
951
01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:35.159
funnier than that now. You know
what I mean? Well, it's a
952
01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:43.360
little bar. Yeah. Well,
yeah, alright, I really did it
953
01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:46.039
here, comedy Opinionda, I got
affect our our our guests, Aaron,
954
01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:49.760
where can everybody keep up with Aaron
Webber Comedy Dot Com is by Myspace page.
955
01:05:49.880 --> 01:05:54.000
Check it out. Got Everything on. I'm serious, because check it
956
01:05:54.039 --> 01:05:58.519
out. I built my website to
look like a myspace page, like two
957
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:00.400
thousand five era in my space.
It's got my top eight on there.
958
01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:03.079
I built it from scratch. Yeah, not a lot of people get it.
959
01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:06.760
Everyone thinks it's dumb, but I'm
pretty I've been told multiple times it's
960
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:11.119
a terrible business decision, but I'm
sticking to it. I'M gonna change my
961
01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:19.559
to a seven, basically the unsubscribed. All Right, UH, Reno.
962
01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:23.880
Where can everybody keep up? Reno, call your comedy Dot Com. We're
963
01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:28.800
Nice. UH, John Heffron DOT
COM. It's mine. Looks like a
964
01:06:29.599 --> 01:06:33.559
personal lads page of newspaper. Nine, seven, Um, there's like a
965
01:06:33.559 --> 01:06:36.559
massage thing and then there's do you
like Pinut Coladas? And then you can
966
01:06:36.599 --> 01:06:41.360
click on. Then you keep click
on my tour dates. Also, check
967
01:06:41.400 --> 01:06:45.679
out the Heffrony podcast. There we
go, and you're touring. Are you
968
01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:48.280
still torn with reap? UH,
some man. We're doing another one this
969
01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:53.039
summer and those guys are going out
doing shows too, and beautiful. Maybe
970
01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:56.159
we'll get both man. Halens together
and you guys, Dude, I'd love
971
01:06:56.199 --> 01:06:59.840
to man. Yeah. Well,
thank you guys again as always, with
972
01:07:00.440 --> 01:07:02.320
to look forward to having you guys
back again. Thank you, everybody,
973
01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:06.159
for watching. Rate Review. Subscribe
comed Pinata life from Zanies again, thanks
974
01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:10.039
to Taylor, George and Adrian Colbert, producers. All right, we'll see
975
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you next time. H
