Manic Edging

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You two are bad friends.
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Who are these two idiots?
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A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
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You two are something.
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We're bad friends.
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Yesterday, I saw it. Odyssey. Everyone's in it! Juno, Private Ryan, Twilight.
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Everyone's in it, dude.
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Catwoman.
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You from the neck down, isn't it? Carlos.
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What's that joke?
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Cyclops. That was your body. Oh, okay.
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Oh, he's like ripped and tall?
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Yeah, just like famished. Oh. Yeah. And there's an island
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full of Andreases in the movie. The siren?
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Yes.
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Olé.
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Olé, olé, olé to you. We don't care. England's out.
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The semis, right? You don't like football. And, you know, uh...
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That's it, dude.
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All right.
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I love Spanish people, by the way. I really do.
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But I just didn't like, it's always, it's always span,
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it's span. It's always the same. Germany, you know, and
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you saw that I have a new car.
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You want me to talk now?
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That was the monologue.
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I was like, I let you rock. You came in,
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you punched some of the boxes in the back and
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I said, I got to let him go for a
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little while.
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I'm not going to interrupt. Yeah, but you didn't. And
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you know what that is? That's being a compatriot and
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a compadre. Okay? I'm both, dude. You're both, dude.
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And you know what?
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Yeah, and a sidekick.
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It's a companion, compadre, and a patriot. I'm a compatriot.
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You are.
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You're dressed as a flamingo or whatever.
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I'm a flamingo.
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Whatever that dress is. And you came in with an air, Andreas, like...
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We won. And it's like, I get it. Okay.
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He texted us the moment. This episode is going to
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be way out after it's over. But today we just
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saw the World Cup and majorly disappointed. Majorly disappointed.
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Yeah.
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I think the whole country.
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Did you see it?
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The World Cup?
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The Odyssey. No. Why? Everyone was great in the movie.
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I didn't have time to go see it.
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Are you going to watch it?
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I don't know. I actually know.
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No, you have to watch it. I won't. Let me
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just say something. I just don't care. It's an epic
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cinematic experience. You haven't seen a movie like this since
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Lawrence of Arabia.
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Didn't see that either.
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Or Braveheart.
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Didn't see that either.
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Right?
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So it's like, it's right grand. I think he handled
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the mythological aspects of it in a very... Grounded. Grounded Way, yeah.
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What's it about?
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Thank you.
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What's it about?
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The Odyssey.
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What is that?
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Odysseus. The boat? Well, there's Matt Damon. Well, there is
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a boat in it.
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Yeah, that's the boat, right?
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There's a cave, a boat, buildings.
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I like boats and buildings.
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I know you do. Let me pitch it to you. Caves?
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no caves.
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Okay.
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Pitch me up. There are trails.
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Love trails.
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Okay. There's beaches.
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Ugh. I can do without beaches. I'm not a sand guy.
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Yeah.
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There's Whirlpools. You love Whirlpools, dude.
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You know that a lot.
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You love it, dude.
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Always have.
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Yeah. And you always will. Witches?
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I do love witches.
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Me too, dude.
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Wait a minute. So the movie is about what again?
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I am dumb.
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I don't know.
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What is the movie about?
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It's about Odysseus after the Trojan War. He's coming home.
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Yes, I would love to see it. What country does
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it take place in?
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Greece.
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Does anybody in the movie speak Greek?
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No, they all have Boston accents.
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Interesting. My first hiccup when I saw the trailer. Why
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is no one... Why is this in English?
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I think after five minutes, you get kind of used
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to the dialect and stuff like that.
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And you know what? We get used to stuff that's
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wrong all the time. Look at the way that this
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city is being run. You're just used to it.
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Gas $ 9.
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You're just used to the bass way.
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The bass way.
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You're used to the bass way.
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Yeah.
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Bad bass way.
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We need a damn Mom Donnie.
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No.
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Oh, we don't? Anyway, I would recommend the movie highly.
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Here's why I can't see it.
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Why?
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It's three and a half hours.
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Three.
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I don't have three hours to spare.
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Let me see the review from you're in it. You know, sirens.
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You know what I mean? Come on.
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10 out of 10.
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Loved it. 10 out of 10.
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10 out of 10. Yeah.
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How about you, Carlo?
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Nine out of 10.
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How about you, McCone?
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Nine and a half out of 10.
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Are you being real?
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I haven't seen it yet.
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Oh my gosh. God damn it, you fucking bastard. Why
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haven't you seen it?
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It's hard to get tickets.
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I got my ticket and it's in like a month
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from now.
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Take your Adderall, dude.
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You're going to... Oh, sorry.
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Did you take it?
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No.
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I don't have Adderall. We got to get you Adderall.
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Yeah, I have... I'm on Lexapro.
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Oh, and you're cruising right now.
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No, last night I took it. Every night I take it. You.
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Honestly, your energy is phenomenal.
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It's too much?
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No, I love it.
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I'm sorry. I'll take a step back. No. Look, no.
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Tune it up.
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I really.
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You're going to get me hard. I'd like to say
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gracias to Spain because it won me money. I bet
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on Spain.
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Yeah.
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Congratulations.
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Whatever.
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I was so excited.
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Whatever.
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Anyway.
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Thank you, España.
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Yeah.
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So I got in a car accident.
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I pull into the lot. He pulls out. He jumps
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out of a Nissan Altima. And I go, what is that?
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What's going on? He goes, don't ask about it. And
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I said, come on. Are you okay? He goes, bad.
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It's real bad.
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I said, what's going on? The engine of my blue
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car was dragging on the road. The actual engine.
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That's impossible.
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It is not impossible. Not the way I drive it.
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What did you do?
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I did a U-turn and I hit a curb super hard, right?
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And then the engine started dragging and make sparks. I
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like to make sparks.
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You're a sparks fly kind of guy.
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Yeah, and then I was driving to therapy. So I
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did therapy and then afterwards I looked down there and
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the engine was like on the ground.
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Oh my God.
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So I had to take an Uber home. No, I
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took an Uber to Enterprise, got the car and then
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just called my guy and goes, hey, here's the address.
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Tow my car.
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Cut to the boardroom at Hyundai being like, I don't
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think we can give him cars anymore.
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Actually, I paid for it. Why? I just ended up
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paying for it.
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You paid for the car?
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Yeah.
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Oh my God. So you just totaled a car and
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then that's it?
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I have two cars. I have an Audi. Remember the Audi?
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Yeah, but that's gone.
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No, it's coming tomorrow.
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You got three cars now.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah. Yes, sir. That's crazy. It's not crazy. It's America.
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It is America.
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And it's the American way. Soundtrack was great in Odyssey too, right?
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You called me that night. I called you. I go,
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was it good?
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Well, you called me during the whirlpool scene and I
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left the theater to take your call because I thought
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something was wrong.
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So I missed you.
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Why don't you just text and go?
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Why do you keep bringing it to Travis Scott?
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Because he did the soundtrack with two other white guys.
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He did the soundtrack.
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He was great in this.
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Yeah.
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There's not a performance in this where I was like,
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you know, people had problems with the casting.
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What was the problem?
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That they were all- Too many famous people.
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American?
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No, too many.
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No, like Helen of Troy was Lupita.
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Lupita Nyong'o?
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Yeah.
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Phenomenal.
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She's beautiful. And she's great in the movie.
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Give me the cast. Give me the cast.
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Look at me right now.
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Yeah.
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I'll tell you. You got it all? Don't look at
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the- I got it right here.
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IMDB.
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Let's go.
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Private.
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He won't see it.
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Private Ryan, I said.
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Private Ryan.
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Yeah. Saving?
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No.
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Not saving.
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We were saved in the movie, but his name was Private.
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He wasn't saving Private Ryan. He was Private Ryan. No,
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don't look. Just look. Don't turn it off.
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No, I want to see while you name it.
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You don't look. Okay.
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Go.
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Fast?
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Yeah.
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Matt Damon. Lupita. Billy Elliot. No, Elliot Page. Charlize Theron.
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Travis Scott.
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Yeah, good.
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Okay. We also have Anne Hathaway.
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Yeah.
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We have, oh, Robert Pattinson. Golly.
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What?
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What was the budget? Tom Holland. What was the budget?
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Tom Holland. Zendaya.
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And they all got someone.
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Zendaya.
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Zendaya, yeah.
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Zendaya. Who else is in? You almost have. Oh, John Barenthal.
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John Barenthal, yeah.
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Yeah.
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The Witch.
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Another.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Samantha Morton.
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Another John was in there.
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Yeah.
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Famous John. John, comedian, stand-up, famous.
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No.
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Yeah.
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John who?
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John Leguizamo.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blind Puerto Rican. He played a
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blind Puerto Rican.
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Himesh Patel, Mia Goth, Ryan Hurst, John Leguizamo, Corey Hawkins,
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Lupita Nyong'o, Benny Safdie, you missed.
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Yeah, Benny Safdie, yeah. I mean, just a lot.
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Keep going down.
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Mia Goff. Did I say that? You said that.
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So everybody's in here, huh?
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Everyone's in it.
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Couldn't find a role for us, eh?
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There's no Asians in it, really. There's one Asian guy,
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William Lee.
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Very whitewashed.
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William Lee.
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Yeah, but he's Korean, I think. But he was so standout. Like,
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I was like, this China.
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Guy, Chinese man. The one Chinese guy.
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In the boat.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Yeah, there he is.
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So this is about Greek mythology.
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Yeah.
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And not one person, everyone spoke in English.
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Yeah. Okay.
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What's the problem?
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Huge problem.
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No.
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Dude, you're just being argumentative. What I'm telling you.
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You're poking.
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Now you get it. No. Now you get it.
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No, fuck you, dude.
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No, you don't. Now you get it. Now you don't.
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When's the last Chris Nolan film you saw and was like, oh,
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that was bad?
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No I didn't say it was bad. I didn't see
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anything that was bad. I just don't want to see it.
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They don't need my money. They made enough. There was
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a guy, I sent a video to McCone and Carlos,
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a guy went to go see it 11 times in
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a row. 11 times.
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I'm going to watch it again in the theater.
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This is him. Play this. This is hilarious.
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7 a.m. said he walk 11 a.m. also at CityWalk,
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3 p.m. CityWalk, 7 p.m. CityWalk, and then I will
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be going to Regal LA Live for 11 p.m., 3 a.m.,
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and then I'll be shifting over to TCL, the Chinese theater,
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7 a.m., and then 11 a.m.
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On Saturday. This is a little different.
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Pause this.
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This is why I didn't want to go.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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This guy turned me off immediately.
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Yeah, I get it.
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I texted Carlos and McCone and I wrote literally McCone.
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I regret watching it.
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That's literally McCone.
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Watching the video, I regret it.
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I don't think he represents the audience.
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I think he does. I think it's exactly, I think
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it's exactly who's the audience. I think this is literally
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who is the audience. The guy wearing the 70 millimeter
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hoodie and fucking, and going 11 times. That's who goes.
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I know.
335
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Not me, your honor.
336
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I understand. Not I. I, I, I. Not I.
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They are playing it 24-7.
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I know.
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Yeah. I know. It's sick. That's why I'm not. I cannot.
340
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It's too much.
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It's so good. It's so good.
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I'm out.
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I'm out.
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I'm out.
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I'm out.
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I cannot.
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You saw Project Hail Mary.
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That movie was incredible.
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I know.
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So is this.
351
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Can't do it.
352
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See, that's your stubbornness. You're no longer a patriot.
353
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I'm a compatriot.
354
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Yeah, you're a compadre. You're not a compadre or a patriot.
355
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You're a compatriot.
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I'm a compatriot.
357
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No, no, no.
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You're no longer. And I think we're more in line.
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You know, I'll tell you this, guy.
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If it was all foreigners, I'd see it.
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Yeah.
362
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Give me some fucking Greek. How many people in the
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cast were Greek?
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Zero.
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Where's Stavros?
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The Cyclops.
367
00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:48.309
Where's Stavros? Our boy. He should have been in it.
368
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He speaks Greek.
369
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Okay.
370
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Jesus's depiction. John Stamos.
371
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Right. Is always a white dude, right?
372
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No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
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No, it's not.
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Jesus's depiction is always a white dude.
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Not in my house. We have black Jesus where I
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grew up. My mom has a big framed black Jesus.
378
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What he looks like in real life is Middle East.
379
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Yeah, he's Middle Eastern. We have black Jesus at my
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mom's house.
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See that? See it right down there? Yeah, that's what normally,
382
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and that's what.
383
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He probably looks like. That's one of the door guys
384
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from the comedy school.
385
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I know, I know.
386
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Ramsey.
387
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Yeah.
388
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Let me tell you something.
389
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Yeah.
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I agree.
391
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This is wrong. And this is basically what he looks like.
392
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Hmm.
393
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Yeah.
394
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So they say.
395
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I mean, that looks pretty Middle Eastern to me.
396
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So they say.
397
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So what says? Who's they?
398
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Exactly. Who is they?
399
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Yeah.
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Who's controlling the media? I won't go see it. I promise.
401
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You promise you won't see the Odyssey?
402
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I promise I won't see it. My hand to God,
403
00:12:47.730 --> 00:12:50.370
I cannot. I won't. I don't care. I want to care.
404
00:12:50.389 --> 00:12:53.929
I don't care. Christopher Nolan is the man. I just
405
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don't give a.
406
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He is a man.
407
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But I don't care about the story. No, he's the man. Yeah.
408
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He's him.
409
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It's your... You know what? It's your loss.
410
00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:02.500
Thank you.
411
00:13:03.460 --> 00:13:05.669
Like who cares if you're not going to see it?
412
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You do, obviously.
413
00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:08.740
No, I don't care. I'm just saying.
414
00:13:08.899 --> 00:13:10.279
You're mad I'm not going to go see it.
415
00:13:10.570 --> 00:13:12.490
It's your loss. It's like when you don't want to
416
00:13:12.529 --> 00:13:15.129
watch a movie that's really good, how does that bother
417
00:13:15.169 --> 00:13:15.850
anybody else?
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00:13:16.029 --> 00:13:16.470
I'll tell you what.
419
00:13:16.490 --> 00:13:17.549
It's your loss, fuckface.
420
00:13:17.590 --> 00:13:20.669
I don't like to go see movies anymore. I don't belong.
421
00:13:20.690 --> 00:13:23.649
You saw Obsession. You saw Project Hail Mary in the
422
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movie theater.
423
00:13:24.230 --> 00:13:26.070
50-50. One of the two I liked.
424
00:13:26.370 --> 00:13:26.590
Yeah.
425
00:13:26.830 --> 00:13:27.870
You liked Obsession, Dan.
426
00:13:28.509 --> 00:13:29.730
Not only did I like it, I loved it. I
427
00:13:29.750 --> 00:13:30.470
wouldn't watch it again.
428
00:13:31.620 --> 00:13:32.139
Are you being real?
429
00:13:32.299 --> 00:13:33.860
I saw it again just to prove myself that I
430
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was incorrect.
431
00:13:35.539 --> 00:13:36.179
Were you incorrect?
432
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I was right.
433
00:13:39.340 --> 00:13:39.659
You were?
434
00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:40.379
No, I liked it.
435
00:13:40.870 --> 00:13:41.269
You liked it?
436
00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:41.710
Yeah, of course.
437
00:13:42.110 --> 00:13:42.269
Yeah.
438
00:13:42.409 --> 00:13:44.750
And then- But this story doesn't intrigue me.
439
00:13:46.470 --> 00:13:50.809
Really? The original epic story doesn't intrigue you?
440
00:13:50.990 --> 00:13:51.350
It doesn't.
441
00:13:51.649 --> 00:13:52.029
Really?
442
00:13:52.049 --> 00:13:53.919
Do you even know? Tell me what it's about.
443
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Okay.
444
00:13:54.740 --> 00:13:55.019
Okay.
445
00:13:55.500 --> 00:13:59.379
Matt Damon and Lupita Nyong'o- They meet up with Elliot Page.
446
00:14:00.009 --> 00:14:01.419
They're hanging out at a coffee shop.
447
00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:05.879
Did you see this movie? I feel like you saw
448
00:14:05.899 --> 00:14:06.299
this movie.
449
00:14:06.340 --> 00:14:09.039
I know nothing about it. Yeah. I know nothing about
450
00:14:09.059 --> 00:14:11.360
The Odyssey. I never read it. I never read it.
451
00:14:11.500 --> 00:14:12.879
Did you read it?
452
00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:14.490
I did. I never read it.
453
00:14:14.659 --> 00:14:15.759
It was a poem, by the way.
454
00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:17.120
No, it turned into a book.
455
00:14:17.259 --> 00:14:18.340
It's an epic poem.
456
00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:19.159
Isn't it a book?
457
00:14:19.379 --> 00:14:23.470
It's an epic poem by Homer, and it's like... And
458
00:14:23.570 --> 00:14:28.509
also it was told by, it wasn't written. It was told.
459
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Another reason I don't want to see it.
460
00:14:31.470 --> 00:14:31.710
Okay.
461
00:14:32.070 --> 00:14:33.389
Anyway. It was told?
462
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Yeah.
463
00:14:34.090 --> 00:14:34.710
So who wrote it?
464
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It's oral tradition.
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00:14:36.080 --> 00:14:37.039
Oral tradition, dude.
466
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Thing I don't trust.
467
00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:42.279
Yeah, it probably changed over the generations, but maybe the
468
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changes were good.
469
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Rewrites. Nolan rewrote it.
470
00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:49.029
No, I just think through time, maybe it was rewritten.
471
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It is written.
472
00:14:50.529 --> 00:14:53.750
Yeah. So I want to say this and I don't,
473
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I'm just.
474
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Throwing little nuggets out there just for the, they're little
475
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tiny nuggets.
476
00:14:59.480 --> 00:14:59.720
Yeah.
477
00:15:00.220 --> 00:15:04.200
So can I talk about, cause by the time this airs,
478
00:15:04.259 --> 00:15:06.059
it's been out for a while, right?
479
00:15:06.100 --> 00:15:06.320
Yeah.
480
00:15:07.700 --> 00:15:12.350
So he used what a 60 foot, 70 foot real
481
00:15:12.450 --> 00:15:16.850
puppet for Carlos. Really?
482
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Yeah.
483
00:15:17.230 --> 00:15:17.409
Yeah.
484
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For Cyclops.
485
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Yeah.
486
00:15:21.679 --> 00:15:25.600
And then it ended up looking like that. So that's
487
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what he used. And then he just edged it out
488
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with a little bit like, you know, CGI.
489
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Yeah, I don't want to see it.
490
00:15:32.940 --> 00:15:33.059
Okay.
491
00:15:34.139 --> 00:15:34.399
Why?
492
00:15:34.419 --> 00:15:35.919
I don't think I like it.
493
00:15:37.070 --> 00:15:39.129
That scene, Carlos, you have to admit.
494
00:15:39.250 --> 00:15:39.629
So often.
495
00:15:39.690 --> 00:15:42.370
And Andreas, it was terrifying.
496
00:15:42.389 --> 00:15:43.350
So good.
497
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Because it was the first mythological thing that happens in
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the movie. And when it happens, it's so fucking terrifying.
499
00:15:51.779 --> 00:15:52.820
How big he is.
500
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He's big.
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Fuck you, dude.
502
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My chair broke.
503
00:15:59.100 --> 00:15:59.799
Just now?
504
00:16:00.100 --> 00:16:00.679
Yeah.
505
00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:00.940
Why?
506
00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:04.220
I don't know. Okay. Yeah, he's big.
507
00:16:04.299 --> 00:16:04.960
He's big, huh?
508
00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:05.460
Yeah, he's big.
509
00:16:05.480 --> 00:16:06.370
He's a big scary guy?
510
00:16:07.269 --> 00:16:09.129
Yeah, he's a big scary guy, dude. How about this?
511
00:16:09.149 --> 00:16:12.220
But there's also a lot of empathy you feel toward
512
00:16:12.250 --> 00:16:15.039
him because he's just a dude that like, you know,
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makes cheese and like.
514
00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:17.240
He's just a shepherd.
515
00:16:17.399 --> 00:16:20.960
He's a shepherd, you know? And then these guys come
516
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in and, you know, he's kind of dumb too. He's
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a simple kind of a creature. What are you nodding
518
00:16:28.000 --> 00:16:29.259
your head for, McCone? You haven't seen it.
519
00:16:29.500 --> 00:16:30.720
I know, but I've read the story.
520
00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:33.990
I watched the old one. Yeah, yeah. And... This is
521
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a remake.
522
00:16:35.289 --> 00:16:37.070
There's been a lot of adaptations of the Odyssey.
523
00:16:37.190 --> 00:16:37.990
I don't do remakes.
524
00:16:38.669 --> 00:16:40.690
God, you're so stubborn. It's so dumb.
525
00:16:41.169 --> 00:16:41.970
I don't do remakes.
526
00:16:42.210 --> 00:16:42.870
Yeah, okay.
527
00:16:43.289 --> 00:16:47.370
Unless it's something- It's your loss.
528
00:16:47.490 --> 00:16:49.509
I see on TikTok a lot of, I'll refuse to
529
00:16:49.549 --> 00:16:51.970
see because of the casting and this and that. It's like, well,
530
00:16:51.990 --> 00:16:54.110
then it's your loss. It's a great movie.
531
00:16:54.149 --> 00:16:55.970
I don't refuse because of the casting. I don't care.
532
00:16:56.409 --> 00:16:58.470
I just don't- You don't go with the hype.
533
00:16:59.490 --> 00:17:00.909
I just don't care about the hype of things.
534
00:17:01.389 --> 00:17:01.629
Right.
535
00:17:01.769 --> 00:17:02.669
That's why you went to the wedding.
536
00:17:04.829 --> 00:17:09.819
Touché How is that a touché? He's restoring that Those
537
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two things have nothing to do with.
538
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It Yeah, that's the hype-iest hype wedding No, it's not hype.
539
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Because I got invited Because you get invited I went
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to the Odyssey If Christopher Nolan invites me to go
541
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see it I'll go see it with him Hey Chris,
542
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invite me to go see the movie with you I'll
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come see it Get me invited Did you get invited?
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No.
545
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Oh, you went uninvited.
546
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North Hollywood, the Regal Theater at 3 p.m.
547
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I'm not that good.
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Saturday.
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I don't go uninvited. I want to be invited.
550
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It's so gross that you even say that.
551
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Am I going to go? Am I going to watch this?
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You're going to watch it.
553
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No.
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100% you are.
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I don't have time.
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Yeah, you do.
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Okay.
558
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What's the difference between a two-hour movie and a three-hour movie?
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An hour.
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I understand that. I understand that.
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A full hour.
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But in terms of, like, you're... All right, I'm going
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to tell you the truth.
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Can I tell you the truth?
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60 Minutes.
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Can I tell you the truth?
567
00:18:02.369 --> 00:18:03.950
And I could go home and watch 60 Minutes. I
568
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love that show.
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Yeah.
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I'll tell you the truth.
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Today, Bobby Lee crashed his third car. Have you ever
572
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seen an Asian man so bad at driving that the
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engine falls out? Tonight on 60 Minutes. The curb. I
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feel bad for the curb.
575
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Yeah, the curb.
576
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What happened to the fucking curb?
577
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Did you break it?
578
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Yeah, I broke it. You did die?
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I can't see it, though.
580
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I'll have to admit something.
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Ah, I'll watch it at home.
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No, it won't do it justice.
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I have a 4K TV. It shot in 4K.
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No, no, no.
585
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It won't, right? It won't do it justice. Andreas, back
586
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me up here.
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Yeah.
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Also, you didn't see it in IMAX, which is insane.
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Oh, fuck you, snob. I got the vibrating, the wind scenes.
590
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Is the IMAX with the glasses?
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No.
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What is that one?
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3D.
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It's just a bigger form.
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No, I went to go see Minions with the glasses.
596
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That was great. That I loved. Nolan did that one,
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I think, too.
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Minions and Monsters?
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Yeah, Minions and Monsters, and I watched with glasses. And
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they have Minions running through the theater during the movie.
601
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It was fantastic. Shout out to Minions and Monsters. One
602
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of the most successful franchises of all time, Minions.
603
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Yeah, okay. You love it. All right, so... You make
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me so mad. So you're saying that this is a better.
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Minions and Monsters is better than Odyssey. Not even close.
606
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Not even close.
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What?
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Call the Academy.
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Okay.
610
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And the only reason they won't nominate this movie is
611
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because it's too fun.
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Oh, it's too fun.
613
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It's too fun.
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The Odyssey is too dark.
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Dude.
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Dark.
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They like dark. Oh, we're the Academy. We like dark. Well,
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I like fun Academy.
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Okay. You like fun. So I have to admit though,
620
00:19:58.789 --> 00:20:01.970
the morning of, I woke up a little early and
621
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I was kind of dreading it.
622
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Yeah.
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Because it's like, I had so much expectation. And after
624
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talking to you Thursday night, Late at night I was like,
625
00:20:11.710 --> 00:20:15.000
there's no way Carlos knows about anything, you know?
626
00:20:15.019 --> 00:20:17.660
Oh yeah, because I said that you would never make
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it home in the Odyssey.
628
00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:21.599
Yeah, you said that. You did say that. You wouldn't
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make it home either.
630
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It's not a competition.
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I'm just saying you wouldn't make it home either. You
632
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know where you would have died? In the horse.
633
00:20:29.079 --> 00:20:30.240
No, I would make it one island.
634
00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:31.839
No, you would have... Oh, in the horse.
635
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This is with the big horse.
636
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Fuck you! What do you mean the horse?
637
00:20:35.839 --> 00:20:37.240
It's the horsey with wheels, right?
638
00:20:37.740 --> 00:20:41.000
Yeah, it has no wheels in this. They drag it.
639
00:20:41.019 --> 00:20:43.609
But it had wheels. The original story had wheels.
640
00:20:45.430 --> 00:20:48.200
I like it better this way. They dragged it.
641
00:20:49.470 --> 00:20:52.589
Trojan horse. This is what USC, this is what their
642
00:20:52.630 --> 00:20:53.539
mascot is based on.
643
00:20:53.569 --> 00:20:57.130
Yeah, but this is the horse in the movie, right?
644
00:20:57.170 --> 00:21:02.819
This one? And it's... I'm just going to give it away. There's...
645
00:21:04.329 --> 00:21:07.660
A bunch of dudes in there. I don't know how many.
646
00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:08.079
Spoiler.
647
00:21:08.980 --> 00:21:11.420
Shut up. Like 40 or 50 dudes in there. And
648
00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:12.599
Christopher Nolan's like shooting in there.
649
00:21:12.640 --> 00:21:14.220
So it's just like any bar in West Hollywood.
650
00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:15.299
Yeah, exactly.
651
00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:18.089
They should make a gay bar in West Hollywood called
652
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the Trojan horse. And it's a horse you party in
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all night.
654
00:21:21.230 --> 00:21:22.470
And you're packed in there tight.
655
00:21:22.490 --> 00:21:22.690
Yeah.
656
00:21:22.769 --> 00:21:24.450
Well, they're packed in there tight.
657
00:21:24.630 --> 00:21:25.049
Yeah.
658
00:21:25.109 --> 00:21:26.029
That's a fun idea.
659
00:21:26.390 --> 00:21:27.970
Something enters every once in a while.
660
00:21:28.289 --> 00:21:28.819
I love that.
661
00:21:28.890 --> 00:21:31.940
Now, was Helen of Troy was in this? Helen was there?
662
00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:32.200
Yes.
663
00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:36.390
Who played Helen? That was Lupita Nyong'o. And how was Helen?
664
00:21:36.619 --> 00:21:38.400
She was beautiful. Okay.
665
00:21:38.420 --> 00:21:39.920
I mean, her performance, I'm saying.
666
00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:42.900
She was beautiful. Great. But in the horse.
667
00:21:43.019 --> 00:21:44.099
How was Matthew Damon?
668
00:21:45.099 --> 00:21:46.519
Matthew Damon was amazing.
669
00:21:46.740 --> 00:21:47.519
Incredible actor.
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00:21:47.799 --> 00:21:49.339
He's incredible. Can I talk about the horse?
671
00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:50.339
I've got to see this movie.
672
00:21:50.619 --> 00:21:52.960
There's... like a bunch of dudes in the horse and
673
00:21:52.980 --> 00:21:55.400
they've been there for days and they're like shitting and
674
00:21:55.460 --> 00:21:59.089
pissing in this horse waiting to, you know, and then
675
00:21:59.180 --> 00:22:03.269
you could just see them like just sitting there for days.
676
00:22:04.069 --> 00:22:06.509
Some people drown in their own piss in them in it.
677
00:22:06.809 --> 00:22:09.559
And it's just an incredible thing.
678
00:22:10.039 --> 00:22:13.920
It was the water from the beach, not their own pee.
679
00:22:13.940 --> 00:22:17.519
There's not so much pee. You're like swimming in yellow pee.
680
00:22:18.089 --> 00:22:19.690
Okay, they've been there for days, though, no?
681
00:22:20.109 --> 00:22:20.849
Yeah, but that's not enough.
682
00:22:20.869 --> 00:22:21.890
Did you hold in the pee?
683
00:22:22.150 --> 00:22:23.049
That's not enough time.
684
00:22:23.250 --> 00:22:26.490
So it's a mixture of pee, poo, and ocean water.
685
00:22:26.509 --> 00:22:28.059
Are you telling me they didn't put a hole at
686
00:22:28.099 --> 00:22:30.799
the bottom to pee out of? These guys were idiots.
687
00:22:31.160 --> 00:22:32.240
No, I don't think there was a hole.
688
00:22:32.279 --> 00:22:33.960
There was one hole. You should have made a pee hole.
689
00:22:34.119 --> 00:22:36.559
Yeah, I know. The horse's dick.
690
00:22:36.859 --> 00:22:37.859
Yeah, you could pee out of that.
691
00:22:37.880 --> 00:22:41.289
Google it. See if there was pee. It didn't really happen.
692
00:22:42.410 --> 00:22:43.130
Yeah, it's not a real thing.
693
00:22:43.150 --> 00:22:43.670
In the movie!
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In the movie!
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In the movie!
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Hungry Rook.
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You know what?
698
00:22:46.829 --> 00:22:48.309
I love making a digital cookbook.
699
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Here's what they do at Hungry Rook. They have digital cookbooks.
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And I'm telling you, you put all these ingredients together.
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You get all your grocery items together in a digital cookbook.
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And what it does, it shows you what your recipes
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are going to create to help you live a healthier,
704
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happier life. Wow.
705
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I was only doing it mentally.
706
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Mentally, you can't do it. You got to get a
707
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digital cookbook. Right now, I got a Mediterranean diet. I'm
708
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trying to get back into fish.
709
00:23:09.859 --> 00:23:10.259
That's great.
710
00:23:10.279 --> 00:23:13.089
Trying to get into fish and things of the sea. Salmon,
711
00:23:13.109 --> 00:23:13.910
I do love some salmon.
712
00:23:13.930 --> 00:23:14.470
And some olives.
713
00:23:14.490 --> 00:23:16.660
I did that turmeric chicken. I've told you that turmeric
714
00:23:16.680 --> 00:23:18.740
chicken got in the digital cookbook from this.
715
00:23:18.940 --> 00:23:19.180
Wow.
716
00:23:19.240 --> 00:23:23.579
Thank you for helping me create this. And another meal
717
00:23:23.599 --> 00:23:25.599
that you made, you made a Kung Pao chicken.
718
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I did.
719
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Digital cookbook.
720
00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:27.380
Oh, sure I did.
721
00:23:27.660 --> 00:23:29.180
So I was using the digital cookbook. What I did,
722
00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:32.049
I was making these salmon salads. I had edamame, I
723
00:23:32.069 --> 00:23:34.529
had salmon, I had cabbage, I had carrots, and I
724
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put it all together. thank you to Hungry Root, which
725
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created this perfect little window into my world of health.
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So I know what I'm creating and I know how
727
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to portion stuff out. You know, I'm not, I'm not
728
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good at portioning. I'm just not good at it.
729
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You're not really good at it.
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I'm not good at it. And thank God for Hungry Root.
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I was able to put all that together. And if
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you are looking to get yourself a Hungry Root digital
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cookbook and find recipes that are right for you, you
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can explore ours, Bobby and I's, on Hungry Root today.
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Check it out, dude.
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Find those recipes that are right for you. Go to HungryRoot.com
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People get scammed all the time in money transfer apps.
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798
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And did they drown in their own urine? Google it.
799
00:26:39.910 --> 00:26:43.109
No, soldiers did not drown in their own pee. They
800
00:26:43.150 --> 00:26:46.069
do dramatically drown in seawater from the sea.
801
00:26:46.130 --> 00:26:46.849
Which is what I said.
802
00:26:47.579 --> 00:26:51.319
It's exactly what you said, and I'm sorry. Well, I
803
00:26:51.339 --> 00:26:52.400
jumped to that conclusion because.
804
00:26:52.420 --> 00:26:53.740
Bob's version is more dramatic.
805
00:26:54.640 --> 00:26:57.819
Yeah, drowning on pee is an unlikely dramatic scenario.
806
00:26:57.859 --> 00:26:58.299
That's right.
807
00:26:58.339 --> 00:26:59.480
Doesn't sound like a Nolan move.
808
00:27:00.180 --> 00:27:00.339
Yeah.
809
00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:01.420
Nolan doesn't do that.
810
00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:03.500
I know, but in my mind, I'm like.
811
00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:04.779
Lee does that, the director Lee.
812
00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:06.799
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert Young Lee.
813
00:27:06.900 --> 00:27:07.539
Robert Young Lee.
814
00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:11.059
Yeah, they'd be drowning in Pee cum and poo.
815
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:11.559
Yeah.
816
00:27:11.599 --> 00:27:12.140
PCP.
817
00:27:12.349 --> 00:27:18.990
Yeah. PCP, dude. You know what I mean?
818
00:27:19.730 --> 00:27:21.950
In the poem, Homer completely skips over the gross realities
819
00:27:21.970 --> 00:27:24.269
to focus purely on the military tension of it. So
820
00:27:24.430 --> 00:27:26.660
if Homer made the film, I'd probably watch it.
821
00:27:26.660 --> 00:27:27.940
I call him homie. Homie.
822
00:27:27.980 --> 00:27:28.660
If homie made it.
823
00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:28.920
Yeah.
824
00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:30.319
Homie.
825
00:27:30.700 --> 00:27:31.839
If he made it, I'd watch it.
826
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:32.380
Yeah.
827
00:27:33.579 --> 00:27:34.680
Do I like Christopher Nolan?
828
00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:35.500
Yeah. Flawless.
829
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:38.240
I just, the story doesn't interest me.
830
00:27:38.420 --> 00:27:38.700
Okay.
831
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:39.720
Isn't that okay?
832
00:27:40.039 --> 00:27:42.500
No, it's not. Because you don't know the story. I do.
833
00:27:42.779 --> 00:27:45.000
What is it? I keep asking you, what is the story?
834
00:27:45.019 --> 00:27:45.460
You don't know.
835
00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:48.160
You're saying that- They hijack two planes. They crash them
836
00:27:48.180 --> 00:27:48.720
into big buildings.
837
00:27:48.740 --> 00:27:50.920
Matt Damon and Lupita and Tom Holland are having, at
838
00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:52.259
a campfire, hanging out.
839
00:27:52.460 --> 00:27:54.309
Is Zendaya and Tom Holland hanging out in the movie?
840
00:27:54.440 --> 00:27:55.369
No, never.
841
00:27:55.630 --> 00:27:55.890
Good.
842
00:27:56.349 --> 00:27:57.089
That's a Spider-Man.
843
00:27:57.269 --> 00:27:59.369
That's a Spider-Man. That's a Spider-Man, dude.
844
00:28:00.950 --> 00:28:02.210
Maybe I don't want to see it because it's too
845
00:28:02.230 --> 00:28:03.150
many famous people.
846
00:28:03.990 --> 00:28:04.910
Yeah. Yeah.
847
00:28:05.069 --> 00:28:07.309
I like not so famous movies.
848
00:28:07.329 --> 00:28:08.230
You know what? What?
849
00:28:08.470 --> 00:28:11.589
That's why Obsession was good. Fucking no one was famous.
850
00:28:12.029 --> 00:28:14.630
I believe those characters because I didn't see... You go
851
00:28:14.670 --> 00:28:18.220
see Odyssey and you just said it. You see fucking
852
00:28:19.140 --> 00:28:20.880
Billy Elliot or whatever.
853
00:28:20.900 --> 00:28:21.579
Yeah.
854
00:28:22.420 --> 00:28:25.740
You see Good Will Hunting. You know, you see a
855
00:28:25.779 --> 00:28:26.880
music video girl.
856
00:28:28.829 --> 00:28:29.210
Who's that?
857
00:28:30.670 --> 00:28:31.569
Who's the girl, Zendaya?
858
00:28:31.589 --> 00:28:31.710
Yeah.
859
00:28:31.730 --> 00:28:32.430
She's a musician.
860
00:28:32.470 --> 00:28:33.289
She's a musician.
861
00:28:34.289 --> 00:28:34.630
She is?
862
00:28:35.049 --> 00:28:37.769
Doesn't she do music too? She's a Disney girl, right? Yeah,
863
00:28:37.789 --> 00:28:38.569
they did songs.
864
00:28:38.789 --> 00:28:39.029
Yeah.
865
00:28:39.910 --> 00:28:42.650
And then you see Monster.
866
00:28:43.630 --> 00:28:44.349
Monster who?
867
00:28:44.690 --> 00:28:46.069
Charlize Theron. Oh, yeah.
868
00:28:46.130 --> 00:28:47.670
Monster's in it. Yeah, Monster's in it.
869
00:28:47.710 --> 00:28:49.279
So you don't even get to see the characters.
870
00:28:49.319 --> 00:28:52.240
I say Furiosa. Yeah, Furiosa's in it.
871
00:28:52.259 --> 00:28:53.180
I think Monster was better.
872
00:28:54.619 --> 00:28:54.880
Okay.
873
00:28:55.640 --> 00:28:57.740
But I'm just saying you see all these movies. You
874
00:28:57.759 --> 00:28:58.920
don't see the people anymore.
875
00:28:58.940 --> 00:28:59.759
She plays a sea nymph.
876
00:29:01.019 --> 00:29:01.619
No, I got to go.
877
00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:04.640
Yeah, I love sea nymphs. In fact, you know, in
878
00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:06.000
the movie, I would have not left.
879
00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:06.619
Oh, yeah.
880
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:07.710
That's where you would have stayed.
881
00:29:07.910 --> 00:29:11.710
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he ends up 10 years, giving
882
00:29:11.750 --> 00:29:13.789
away spoilers, but- Eating the lotus plant.
883
00:29:14.369 --> 00:29:14.789
Seven.
884
00:29:14.829 --> 00:29:15.390
Seven years.
885
00:29:15.490 --> 00:29:16.390
Is there any sex scenes?
886
00:29:16.759 --> 00:29:17.019
No.
887
00:29:17.170 --> 00:29:18.759
Don't give anything away. What if I go see it?
888
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:21.460
I don't want you to see it now. Okay.
889
00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:22.380
Yeah, yeah.
890
00:29:22.500 --> 00:29:24.319
You have no right to see it now.
891
00:29:24.460 --> 00:29:25.670
Now I don't deserve to see it?
892
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:28.420
You don't have any right or, yeah, you don't deserve
893
00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:28.769
to see it.
894
00:29:28.960 --> 00:29:29.240
Shucks.
895
00:29:30.029 --> 00:29:32.640
Because of your resistance to it.
896
00:29:33.170 --> 00:29:33.710
I resist.
897
00:29:33.849 --> 00:29:35.769
Yeah, and so it's like, it's dumb.
898
00:29:36.130 --> 00:29:36.670
We resist.
899
00:29:36.710 --> 00:29:37.990
No, you're going to watch it, McCone.
900
00:29:38.069 --> 00:29:38.450
Of course.
901
00:29:38.650 --> 00:29:38.910
Yeah.
902
00:29:39.259 --> 00:29:39.559
Power.
903
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:41.079
What's this power for?
904
00:29:41.099 --> 00:29:41.779
Fight the power.
905
00:29:41.980 --> 00:29:42.480
Resist.
906
00:29:42.619 --> 00:29:43.039
Yeah.
907
00:29:43.619 --> 00:29:45.380
You're going to resist too? Me?
908
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:46.539
No, that's for Lupita.
909
00:29:46.559 --> 00:29:47.220
That's for Lupita.
910
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:48.619
Resist. Okay.
911
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:50.480
We must resist.
912
00:29:50.619 --> 00:29:51.359
No, we must not.
913
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:52.079
We must.
914
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:53.160
We must go with the flow.
915
00:29:53.779 --> 00:29:54.500
Flow is bad.
916
00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:58.049
No, like Bruce Lee said, you got to be like water.
917
00:29:59.430 --> 00:30:00.089
He didn't say that.
918
00:30:00.150 --> 00:30:00.789
He didn't say that.
919
00:30:00.809 --> 00:30:02.210
It was a line that he's reading.
920
00:30:03.230 --> 00:30:04.190
No, he said that in an interview.
921
00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:05.650
He did say that.
922
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:06.910
Thank you, Andreas.
923
00:30:07.380 --> 00:30:08.180
You know what he really said.
924
00:30:08.220 --> 00:30:10.880
Hey, fuck you. Hey, hey, hey. I know Bruce Lee.
925
00:30:10.920 --> 00:30:13.160
I know my Bruce Lee. Yeah, I know how water works.
926
00:30:14.779 --> 00:30:15.920
We know how water works, dude.
927
00:30:16.140 --> 00:30:17.980
Be like water.
928
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:19.859
I know how water works.
929
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:22.119
Okay, okay.
930
00:30:22.140 --> 00:30:23.980
And I know that it gets into the Trojan horse.
931
00:30:24.900 --> 00:30:25.500
Guys die.
932
00:30:25.740 --> 00:30:25.880
Yeah.
933
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:27.700
They're storming the beaches of Normandy.
934
00:30:27.980 --> 00:30:28.579
No, there's no Normandy.
935
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:29.859
People are firing bullets at them.
936
00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:32.740
There's no bullets. There's no guns. There's no guns. There's arrows,
937
00:30:32.779 --> 00:30:33.500
but there's no guns.
938
00:30:34.259 --> 00:30:37.059
I can't. It's a mythological story.
939
00:30:37.420 --> 00:30:37.579
Yeah.
940
00:30:37.740 --> 00:30:39.380
It's a lot. You know what's interesting, though? It's like
941
00:30:39.559 --> 00:30:42.630
you go, what's Nolan's take on this? It's always fun.
942
00:30:43.750 --> 00:30:49.170
Because his take on Batman was different than the other universe.
943
00:30:49.210 --> 00:30:50.490
What was it?
944
00:30:50.569 --> 00:30:50.970
Schumacher.
945
00:30:50.990 --> 00:30:54.660
Tim Burton and Schumacher, where it was cartoony. you know,
946
00:30:54.759 --> 00:30:59.079
he grounded Batman and made it more realistic. And then
947
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:05.369
you're watching the Odyssey going, what's his interpretation of this material?
948
00:31:06.150 --> 00:31:07.650
And then when you're watching it, you're like, oh, this
949
00:31:07.710 --> 00:31:10.809
is cool because it's grounded. And here's another thing. It's
950
00:31:10.829 --> 00:31:13.079
like when you watch Troy or any of these movies
951
00:31:13.190 --> 00:31:16.180
or Clash of the Titans, anything from that time period, whatever,
952
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:21.210
You think to yourself, oh, I'm watching a movie, right?
953
00:31:21.589 --> 00:31:23.890
But with the Odyssey, you're like, no, you're not ever
954
00:31:23.970 --> 00:31:30.230
thinking that. You're like, it seems pretty real. Like you're encapsulated.
955
00:31:30.250 --> 00:31:31.910
Something like that, yeah.
956
00:31:32.109 --> 00:31:32.869
No, no, tell me the word.
957
00:31:33.109 --> 00:31:34.990
I think, I don't know it either, so I'm agreeing.
958
00:31:35.250 --> 00:31:35.990
You're enchanted?
959
00:31:37.049 --> 00:31:37.349
Yeah.
960
00:31:38.670 --> 00:31:39.910
There's Brad Pitt and Troy as a couple.
961
00:31:39.970 --> 00:31:42.170
See, I love that. No, I don't like it. Because
962
00:31:42.230 --> 00:31:42.970
I like Bradley.
963
00:31:44.009 --> 00:31:46.990
I love Bradley too, but it's very Hollywood looking.
964
00:31:47.690 --> 00:31:49.869
Yeah, look at how hot that guy is. See, that's
965
00:31:49.890 --> 00:31:52.309
what I like. Old school, hot Hollywood.
966
00:31:53.190 --> 00:31:56.089
Yeah, you're dumb, dude. Yeah, I don't trust you.
967
00:31:57.349 --> 00:31:58.150
Hot Hollywood.
968
00:31:58.170 --> 00:32:01.210
Yeah. Look at that. Eric Bond, Orlando Bloom. No, this
969
00:32:01.269 --> 00:32:01.809
is not real.
970
00:32:02.299 --> 00:32:03.130
Look at the bloomer.
971
00:32:07.019 --> 00:32:07.759
Yeah, the bloomer's good.
972
00:32:07.859 --> 00:32:08.920
The bloomer's so good.
973
00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:10.079
You'd go in the horse with them.
974
00:32:10.579 --> 00:32:10.740
Yep.
975
00:32:11.089 --> 00:32:11.460
Oh, yeah.
976
00:32:11.529 --> 00:32:12.519
That's the horse he'd go in.
977
00:32:12.529 --> 00:32:13.490
That's the horse I'd go in.
978
00:32:13.549 --> 00:32:13.809
Yeah.
979
00:32:13.990 --> 00:32:15.230
Look at him staring at you, too.
980
00:32:15.430 --> 00:32:16.789
Yeah.
981
00:32:16.849 --> 00:32:17.630
Come on in the horse.
982
00:32:17.750 --> 00:32:20.670
Yeah. They'd be like, hey, scoot over. No, the thigh.
983
00:32:20.690 --> 00:32:21.009
To me.
984
00:32:21.230 --> 00:32:21.809
You hang there.
985
00:32:22.170 --> 00:32:24.589
Yeah. I'm cold.
986
00:32:24.690 --> 00:32:27.500
Take our armor off. We should hug tightly to keep
987
00:32:27.579 --> 00:32:28.339
warm at night.
988
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:29.940
Yeah, sure. Why not?
989
00:32:30.940 --> 00:32:33.319
Maybe, you know what it is? I told McCone I
990
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:35.619
can't see movies or TV shows anymore because I don't
991
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:37.579
work in Hollywood anymore, so I think I don't want
992
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:38.359
to see it anymore.
993
00:32:39.980 --> 00:32:41.640
Yeah, but when you let it go like I have
994
00:32:42.460 --> 00:32:45.759
and think to yourself, oh, they don't want me, then
995
00:32:45.779 --> 00:32:47.400
you can kind of go, all right, I'm going to
996
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:50.480
watch what they're doing. It'll be time.
997
00:32:50.619 --> 00:32:50.940
I'll go.
998
00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:52.160
Another thing is this.
999
00:32:52.180 --> 00:32:54.180
Michael Jordan doesn't play basketball anymore.
1000
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:56.299
You know what I mean?
1001
00:32:57.180 --> 00:32:57.460
Yeah.
1002
00:32:57.579 --> 00:32:59.799
And he doesn't go watch pickup games because he doesn't play.
1003
00:33:00.220 --> 00:33:02.079
I don't play in Hollywood anymore. I don't want to
1004
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:02.509
go see it.
1005
00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:04.539
I think that's your fault.
1006
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:05.880
All I watch.
1007
00:33:06.869 --> 00:33:08.160
You're in the magic movie.
1008
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:10.359
I paid to be in that.
1009
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:12.279
No, you didn't. You were in the magic movie. You
1010
00:33:12.299 --> 00:33:14.220
were in Happy Gilmore 2.
1011
00:33:14.220 --> 00:33:15.460
You were in Happy Gilmore 2.
1012
00:33:15.460 --> 00:33:16.599
I know, but that's not, you know.
1013
00:33:16.619 --> 00:33:17.700
Well, and they should have cut us out.
1014
00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:19.680
No, I thought we were good in it.
1015
00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:20.359
You think we did good?
1016
00:33:20.460 --> 00:33:22.220
Yeah. It was fun to snap to us.
1017
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:24.480
It was fun to shoot it. Benny Safdie, he was
1018
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:24.980
in this as well.
1019
00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:25.619
Yeah, it was in here.
1020
00:33:26.220 --> 00:33:26.819
It was in this room.
1021
00:33:26.859 --> 00:33:27.099
Yeah.
1022
00:33:27.569 --> 00:33:28.009
So it's like.
1023
00:33:28.049 --> 00:33:30.210
I can't watch it. All I watch now is, I
1024
00:33:30.230 --> 00:33:31.349
like the Food Network.
1025
00:33:32.509 --> 00:33:32.809
I know.
1026
00:33:33.910 --> 00:33:34.630
British Bake Off.
1027
00:33:36.349 --> 00:33:36.829
I miss that.
1028
00:33:36.910 --> 00:33:37.869
I'm a body bizarre guy.
1029
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:39.400
Love Body Bazaar.
1030
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:39.700
Yeah.
1031
00:33:39.900 --> 00:33:40.079
Oh, yeah.
1032
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:42.859
And then I watch Beachfront Bargain.
1033
00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:43.769
Yeah.
1034
00:33:43.869 --> 00:33:44.609
On HGTV.
1035
00:33:45.109 --> 00:33:45.309
Yeah.
1036
00:33:45.349 --> 00:33:46.210
Watch the fucking movie.
1037
00:33:46.250 --> 00:33:46.990
Move that bus.
1038
00:33:47.329 --> 00:33:48.170
Watch the fucking movie.
1039
00:33:48.210 --> 00:33:53.690
Give me the song. Give me the song. I don't
1040
00:33:53.730 --> 00:33:54.250
like that song.
1041
00:33:54.369 --> 00:33:57.069
Okay. It's just the sirens during the sirens.
1042
00:33:57.089 --> 00:33:58.049
And that was Travis Scott?
1043
00:33:58.710 --> 00:33:59.410
No, dude.
1044
00:33:59.859 --> 00:34:01.480
That was Travis Scott that did that soundtrack.
1045
00:34:01.779 --> 00:34:01.980
No.
1046
00:34:02.220 --> 00:34:02.380
No.
1047
00:34:03.460 --> 00:34:04.279
That was Travis Scott.
1048
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:05.119
That wasn't Travis Scott.
1049
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:06.619
He's the last song.
1050
00:34:06.700 --> 00:34:09.679
He's in the movie too. Does anybody die around him
1051
00:34:09.719 --> 00:34:10.440
during a concert?
1052
00:34:11.579 --> 00:34:12.400
That's so funny.
1053
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:15.920
Is that why the guys in the horse died?
1054
00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:18.469
Some of the suitors died. Yeah, he was great in it.
1055
00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:21.110
How much of this is a joke do you think
1056
00:34:21.449 --> 00:34:23.650
when we talk on this show? 99%.
1057
00:34:23.650 --> 00:34:24.070
Okay.
1058
00:34:24.269 --> 00:34:26.750
What do you mean?
1059
00:34:26.889 --> 00:34:27.659
I'm not going to go see it.
1060
00:34:28.670 --> 00:34:29.409
Shut up. I don't care.
1061
00:34:29.429 --> 00:34:31.590
Well, I'm going to Scotland tomorrow. I don't have time. Yeah.
1062
00:34:31.789 --> 00:34:33.860
I'm going to be out in Scottsville. And then I
1063
00:34:33.900 --> 00:34:35.159
go to jolly old England.
1064
00:34:35.179 --> 00:34:35.949
You know what I'm going to try?
1065
00:34:35.969 --> 00:34:38.219
I'm going to look for my wife's phone. I'm flying down.
1066
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:38.860
Oh, good, good, good.
1067
00:34:39.250 --> 00:34:41.110
I'm trying to find the guy who stole my wife's
1068
00:34:41.170 --> 00:34:44.849
phone a year ago. Were we there a year ago already?
1069
00:34:44.989 --> 00:34:45.630
We were, yeah.
1070
00:34:45.789 --> 00:34:46.849
It's playing in Glasgow.
1071
00:34:47.409 --> 00:34:48.409
Yeah, watching Glasgow.
1072
00:34:48.570 --> 00:34:49.710
They don't have movie theaters up there.
1073
00:34:49.730 --> 00:34:49.969
They do.
1074
00:34:50.030 --> 00:34:51.710
It's an immersive 2D, it says.
1075
00:34:51.789 --> 00:34:52.070
Yeah.
1076
00:34:52.590 --> 00:34:53.349
I'm not in Glasgow.
1077
00:34:53.449 --> 00:34:54.989
It's so immersive.
1078
00:34:55.230 --> 00:34:58.349
See if there's an IMAX in Edinburgh. That's where we're going.
1079
00:34:59.110 --> 00:34:59.570
I doubt it.
1080
00:34:59.750 --> 00:35:00.510
Obviously. Obviously.
1081
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:04.519
No, there are no IMAGES. Oh, it does.
1082
00:35:04.579 --> 00:35:04.920
Yeah.
1083
00:35:05.780 --> 00:35:09.280
I would watch it. In Edinburgh, that'd be even cooler.
1084
00:35:09.300 --> 00:35:10.699
The St. James Quarter.
1085
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:11.559
Yeah, dude.
1086
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:13.079
I'm staying there.
1087
00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:17.980
You know what I want to try? What? Psychosploria.
1088
00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:19.719
Psychosploria?
1089
00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:20.099
Yeah.
1090
00:35:20.219 --> 00:35:20.619
What is that?
1091
00:35:21.219 --> 00:35:23.030
The diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea.
1092
00:35:23.409 --> 00:35:23.730
Oh, yeah.
1093
00:35:23.750 --> 00:35:25.610
It's made its way to California. We finally have it.
1094
00:35:26.489 --> 00:35:27.260
Don't you want to try it?
1095
00:35:27.269 --> 00:35:29.090
This is a new GLP-1.
1096
00:35:29.110 --> 00:35:31.599
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1097
00:35:31.659 --> 00:35:32.460
It's making its way out.
1098
00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:35.889
Because they say explosive. I'm like, I've had explosive before.
1099
00:35:36.119 --> 00:35:37.829
I think it's cool. That lifts you off the toilet.
1100
00:35:37.849 --> 00:35:39.630
Yeah. I want to see how it measures up.
1101
00:35:39.690 --> 00:35:40.809
It's little tiny explosion.
1102
00:35:40.869 --> 00:35:41.329
Yeah.
1103
00:35:41.829 --> 00:35:44.369
Taco Bell lettuce linked. Oh, we could go. We go
1104
00:35:44.389 --> 00:35:45.170
to Taco Bell tonight.
1105
00:35:45.269 --> 00:35:45.650
Yeah.
1106
00:35:46.409 --> 00:35:51.690
Iceberg lettuce recalled 27 states due to potential cyclosporia contamination.
1107
00:35:52.110 --> 00:35:54.469
Well, you're leaving Tuesday, right? For Scotland?
1108
00:35:54.900 --> 00:35:55.340
Yeah.
1109
00:35:55.380 --> 00:35:55.599
Yeah.
1110
00:35:55.619 --> 00:35:56.019
Not tomorrow.
1111
00:35:56.059 --> 00:35:56.400
Tuesday.
1112
00:35:56.460 --> 00:35:56.820
Yeah.
1113
00:35:56.840 --> 00:35:57.019
Yeah.
1114
00:35:57.039 --> 00:35:58.739
So don't eat. Don't get it now.
1115
00:35:59.900 --> 00:36:01.300
On the plane would be so funny.
1116
00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:03.179
Remember I had diarrhea next to you?
1117
00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:03.840
Yeah, you did.
1118
00:36:04.110 --> 00:36:04.300
Yeah.
1119
00:36:04.340 --> 00:36:07.269
You did. The whole flight. And in my mind, I'm like,
1120
00:36:07.409 --> 00:36:09.130
thank God Andrew's next to me.
1121
00:36:09.469 --> 00:36:10.909
That would have been so bad if you sat next
1122
00:36:10.929 --> 00:36:11.250
to someone.
1123
00:36:11.289 --> 00:36:13.070
Yeah, because I kept going. I didn't have to go,
1124
00:36:13.150 --> 00:36:14.170
excuse me, excuse me.
1125
00:36:14.210 --> 00:36:16.769
But you farted the whole flight.
1126
00:36:16.909 --> 00:36:17.210
I know.
1127
00:36:17.289 --> 00:36:19.550
You farted the whole flight to the point where the
1128
00:36:19.590 --> 00:36:21.570
flight attendant came over. She's like, is everybody okay?
1129
00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:22.289
Yeah, it was bad.
1130
00:36:22.329 --> 00:36:23.429
She was nervous. It was bad.
1131
00:36:25.050 --> 00:36:27.429
But I remember I kept saying, thank God, because I
1132
00:36:27.429 --> 00:36:29.159
didn't have to say, excuse me.
1133
00:36:29.219 --> 00:36:31.000
No, I said, I know my boy's stomach was upset.
1134
00:36:31.019 --> 00:36:33.480
I felt bad. Zoom in on the CDC report says
1135
00:36:34.300 --> 00:36:38.079
this stuff gets into you. Ingestion of contaminated food or water.
1136
00:36:38.900 --> 00:36:39.679
Oh, no, dude.
1137
00:36:40.010 --> 00:36:40.300
What?
1138
00:36:41.469 --> 00:36:42.150
What?
1139
00:36:42.210 --> 00:36:44.170
It gets into your nervous system.
1140
00:36:44.289 --> 00:36:45.869
I know it's bad. I was kidding.
1141
00:36:46.010 --> 00:36:46.610
This is bad.
1142
00:36:46.789 --> 00:36:47.250
I was kidding.
1143
00:36:47.670 --> 00:36:48.469
We can't have this.
1144
00:36:48.750 --> 00:36:49.289
We can't have it.
1145
00:36:50.190 --> 00:36:53.190
Is this COVID too? That's what they're doing? Are we
1146
00:36:53.210 --> 00:36:56.079
going to have to wear masks on our ass when
1147
00:36:56.099 --> 00:36:59.300
we walk around? We'll have to cover up our buttholes
1148
00:36:59.340 --> 00:36:59.800
in public?
1149
00:37:00.300 --> 00:37:03.670
Another thing is that those wildfires from Canada... People aren't
1150
00:37:03.690 --> 00:37:05.610
wearing masks in like New York and Chicago.
1151
00:37:05.739 --> 00:37:06.920
Because the smoke is so bad.
1152
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:07.400
Yeah.
1153
00:37:07.579 --> 00:37:09.650
The smoke, I saw the Chicago, who sent that to me?
1154
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:11.920
You guys did? The smoke in Chicago was so bad,
1155
00:37:11.940 --> 00:37:13.440
they couldn't see like 10 feet in front of them.
1156
00:37:13.579 --> 00:37:14.159
Yeah, it's bad.
1157
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:16.050
Look at that. That's New York.
1158
00:37:16.469 --> 00:37:18.889
How do you walk around? You got to wear, because
1159
00:37:18.949 --> 00:37:20.929
it's not, you're not just getting trees.
1160
00:37:21.010 --> 00:37:22.869
First of all, we live in a place that looks
1161
00:37:22.889 --> 00:37:23.530
like that every day.
1162
00:37:23.869 --> 00:37:25.909
I know, we're used to it. Our bodies adapted to that.
1163
00:37:25.929 --> 00:37:26.510
We did adapt.
1164
00:37:26.760 --> 00:37:27.010
Yeah.
1165
00:37:27.059 --> 00:37:28.280
That's gangster of us, though.
1166
00:37:28.380 --> 00:37:29.659
Wow, look at that. That's nuts.
1167
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.360
That's nuts. But people should be wearing masks. I mean,
1168
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:34.380
I'm not one to tell you how to live your life.
1169
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:36.650
Who started the wildfire up there?
1170
00:37:36.670 --> 00:37:37.250
Canada did.
1171
00:37:37.269 --> 00:37:37.750
Tom Green.
1172
00:37:38.309 --> 00:37:39.289
Tom Green, probably.
1173
00:37:39.329 --> 00:37:40.130
Started it, our boy.
1174
00:37:40.150 --> 00:37:40.710
We love Tom.
1175
00:37:40.949 --> 00:37:41.210
Yeah.
1176
00:37:42.030 --> 00:37:42.869
Look at that, dude.
1177
00:37:42.949 --> 00:37:47.480
It's bad. And people are like... that's new york they
1178
00:37:47.500 --> 00:37:49.760
said it'll go away they're i know but they said
1179
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:52.599
that breathing that air is like smoking 12 cigarettes.
1180
00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:55.739
A day carlos's explanation for everything it'll go away yeah
1181
00:37:55.820 --> 00:37:56.309
everything goes.
1182
00:37:56.260 --> 00:37:58.329
Away i i mean i do the equivalent of 20
1183
00:37:58.329 --> 00:37:59.190
cigarettes a day.
1184
00:37:58.989 --> 00:38:01.289
Your gonorrhea went away that's not what.
1185
00:38:01.190 --> 00:38:04.329
I have it's the other one syphilis no you had
1186
00:38:04.389 --> 00:38:06.820
you had um no you had the other one what's.
1187
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:08.059
The other one called no i have the trump one
1188
00:38:08.099 --> 00:38:10.840
syphilis oh you had it it's dormant.
1189
00:38:16.219 --> 00:38:18.599
According to who? Science. No.
1190
00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:19.539
Who's science?
1191
00:38:20.179 --> 00:38:20.599
Doctors.
1192
00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:21.940
This too shall pass.
1193
00:38:22.380 --> 00:38:22.920
Exactly.
1194
00:38:23.059 --> 00:38:23.889
Is that in the movie?
1195
00:38:24.789 --> 00:38:24.969
What?
1196
00:38:25.230 --> 00:38:26.170
This too shall pass?
1197
00:38:26.250 --> 00:38:27.230
Yeah, sure. Why not?
1198
00:38:27.630 --> 00:38:29.369
It's a different movie.
1199
00:38:29.429 --> 00:38:32.610
Oh, that is? I gotta go see this movie.
1200
00:38:33.190 --> 00:38:33.809
Are you being real?
1201
00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:34.469
Nah.
1202
00:38:36.329 --> 00:38:38.349
I don't know. You know what? You know what?
1203
00:38:38.550 --> 00:38:39.190
I love this.
1204
00:38:39.329 --> 00:38:40.289
Okay. You know what?
1205
00:38:40.570 --> 00:38:40.750
Yeah.
1206
00:38:41.170 --> 00:38:44.050
I don't ever want you to watch this fucking movie.
1207
00:38:45.820 --> 00:38:49.760
If you watch it, I'd be deeply offended. Why? Because
1208
00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:54.559
you're playing like devil's advocate right now and it's pissing
1209
00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:57.769
me off. So I don't want you to ever watch it.
1210
00:38:58.199 --> 00:39:00.130
Fuck off. You don't deserve to watch it.
1211
00:39:00.139 --> 00:39:01.119
Okay.
1212
00:39:01.139 --> 00:39:01.360
Okay.
1213
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:02.760
McCone, you want to go see it with me?
1214
00:39:03.179 --> 00:39:03.360
Mm-hmm.
1215
00:39:04.820 --> 00:39:06.000
You think it's going to win an award?
1216
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:07.559
It's going to win everything.
1217
00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:11.119
Oh, cool. That's what we do it for, the awards.
1218
00:39:12.050 --> 00:39:14.989
Okay. Some things, right, they do it for the trophy,
1219
00:39:15.550 --> 00:39:17.769
but I think this is something different.
1220
00:39:18.170 --> 00:39:18.570
Yeah, how?
1221
00:39:19.489 --> 00:39:20.059
Don't watch it.
1222
00:39:20.050 --> 00:39:20.519
Okay.
1223
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:22.420
How is it different?
1224
00:39:22.420 --> 00:39:24.860
I mean, look, I think- I don't watch it.
1225
00:39:24.909 --> 00:39:28.840
Mongolia saw it. Okay?
1226
00:39:28.900 --> 00:39:29.480
Pakistan.
1227
00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:33.380
They rode a horse, all right? A horse?
1228
00:39:33.420 --> 00:39:33.599
Yeah.
1229
00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:34.400
To go see the horse.
1230
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:34.920
What?
1231
00:39:35.019 --> 00:39:35.780
To go see the horse.
1232
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:40.840
To see the horse. 30 miles, right? And eagles guiding
1233
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:48.349
them to the theater, right? And they happened to see it, okay?
1234
00:39:48.590 --> 00:39:51.150
You could see it anytime. Okay, let's move on. Let's
1235
00:39:51.170 --> 00:39:54.800
not talk about the Odyssey again. Okay. Congratulations on Spain
1236
00:39:54.889 --> 00:39:55.539
for winning the World Cup.
1237
00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:58.039
Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup.
1238
00:39:58.579 --> 00:39:59.099
Ole.
1239
00:39:59.500 --> 00:40:00.360
Ole, ole.
1240
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:01.260
Go ahead. Let it out.
1241
00:40:01.280 --> 00:40:01.900
Let it out.
1242
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:05.079
Ole, ole. Vamos, España.
1243
00:40:05.500 --> 00:40:06.980
Vamos, España.
1244
00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:10.420
Well, you know, Mikel Mourinho is on the team, and
1245
00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:12.900
he's an Arsenal player, so I'm very excited. There was
1246
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:16.260
no one on the Argentinian team that is an Arsenal player,
1247
00:40:16.389 --> 00:40:20.239
so I'm happy for Spain. You know, after England was
1248
00:40:20.460 --> 00:40:22.219
thrown out, I was like, I want Spain to win.
1249
00:40:23.579 --> 00:40:26.980
And you guys play great football. Oh, David Raya's on
1250
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:27.559
the team too?
1251
00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:27.909
Yep.
1252
00:40:28.260 --> 00:40:29.909
Yeah. And he's an Arsenal article.
1253
00:40:29.969 --> 00:40:32.650
Beyond pride, because I'm not familiar, how much money do
1254
00:40:32.670 --> 00:40:35.170
they get for winning? Do the team get a crazy
1255
00:40:35.309 --> 00:40:36.550
check for winning the World Cup?
1256
00:40:38.070 --> 00:40:45.190
I don't know. $ 50 million in prize money. For the share?
1257
00:40:45.610 --> 00:40:48.659
To share between the team. Yeah, awarded directly to the Nationals.
1258
00:40:48.699 --> 00:40:49.400
How many teams?
1259
00:40:49.420 --> 00:40:51.579
Record high payout for the tournament, increasing by $ 8 million
1260
00:40:51.599 --> 00:40:54.449
from last year. Total prize money. What's that?
1261
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:55.139
Arsenal.
1262
00:40:56.239 --> 00:41:00.050
Okay. What are you doing, dude? You trying to bond
1263
00:41:00.090 --> 00:41:00.510
with me again?
1264
00:41:01.309 --> 00:41:04.369
I cleaned everything, so I knew that we had Arsenal.
1265
00:41:04.409 --> 00:41:07.869
So they get $ 50 million for winning, and the entire
1266
00:41:07.909 --> 00:41:09.349
total prize money for all 48 teams is $ 655 million.
1267
00:41:09.389 --> 00:41:09.469
Wow.
1268
00:41:09.550 --> 00:41:17.119
Yeah, but there's 26 players on the team. Yeah, 50
1269
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:19.800
million divided by 26. You all get almost a couple million.
1270
00:41:19.820 --> 00:41:20.420
That's pretty good.
1271
00:41:20.500 --> 00:41:21.900
Well, there's some players that didn't play.
1272
00:41:22.579 --> 00:41:24.239
They deserve it. They're supportive of the team.
1273
00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:24.460
Okay.
1274
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:27.860
I'll tell you who deserves all the money. That goalie,
1275
00:41:27.900 --> 00:41:29.889
that goalkeeper. Jesus Christ.
1276
00:41:30.760 --> 00:41:31.139
From what?
1277
00:41:31.389 --> 00:41:33.809
That Argentinian goal player. That guy deserves money. That guy
1278
00:41:33.849 --> 00:41:36.070
busted his ass. He got shot on like 10 times
1279
00:41:36.449 --> 00:41:38.289
within the first like 30 minutes. I was like, this
1280
00:41:38.349 --> 00:41:39.010
poor bastard.
1281
00:41:39.250 --> 00:41:39.800
Oh, you saw it?
1282
00:41:40.949 --> 00:41:41.889
Yeah, I watched the World Cup.
1283
00:41:42.409 --> 00:41:42.789
You did?
1284
00:41:43.070 --> 00:41:43.170
Yeah.
1285
00:41:43.190 --> 00:41:43.969
You don't like the sports?
1286
00:41:44.409 --> 00:41:45.730
No, it's the World Cup.
1287
00:41:45.789 --> 00:41:46.980
I know, but you don't like it.
1288
00:41:47.349 --> 00:41:48.489
Everybody watches it.
1289
00:41:48.789 --> 00:41:49.340
I didn't watch it.
1290
00:41:49.969 --> 00:41:50.760
Let me tell you something, dude.
1291
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:51.139
Yeah.
1292
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.199
It's like back in the day when they would do
1293
00:41:53.260 --> 00:41:55.119
beheadings or stonings in a town square.
1294
00:41:55.139 --> 00:41:55.679
You would show up.
1295
00:41:55.739 --> 00:41:56.599
You got to show up.
1296
00:41:56.639 --> 00:41:57.699
Yeah, I would show up too.
1297
00:41:57.800 --> 00:41:58.420
I don't even like it.
1298
00:41:58.420 --> 00:42:00.320
I would cover my eyes a little bit and then look.
1299
00:42:00.530 --> 00:42:01.210
You want to see.
1300
00:42:01.389 --> 00:42:01.710
Yeah.
1301
00:42:01.789 --> 00:42:02.849
To be in the conversation.
1302
00:42:02.989 --> 00:42:04.829
Tell me this. This is what I'm interested in. How
1303
00:42:04.849 --> 00:42:06.710
many people watched this World Cup this year?
1304
00:42:06.730 --> 00:42:06.789
Oh.
1305
00:42:07.780 --> 00:42:08.900
Oh, my God. Can I guess?
1306
00:42:09.119 --> 00:42:11.900
Yeah. Well, see, I guess the United States is going
1307
00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:13.199
to be a different number than a global scale.
1308
00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:16.570
No, but the global scale, probably 120 million.
1309
00:42:17.070 --> 00:42:18.550
Way more. What are you talking about?
1310
00:42:18.570 --> 00:42:20.110
There's 300... 220... 1.5 billion.
1311
00:42:20.110 --> 00:42:24.380
1.5 billion? The globe has 7 billion people.
1312
00:42:24.909 --> 00:42:29.289
Yeah, but that's... wow mongolia went to see fucking odyssey
1313
00:42:29.309 --> 00:42:34.269
they were gonna watch the world cup man wow 8.3 8.3
1314
00:42:34.269 --> 00:42:37.130
billion on the earth yeah and so 1.5 so in
1315
00:42:37.150 --> 00:42:38.599
the united states what how many.
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People because not a lot no no that would be
1317
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close to probably half like it'd be a super bowl
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number like 100 120 up to 42 million viewers that's
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pretty good hey oh you got a tan come sit
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down dude you get a tan Ladies and gentlemen, Dax
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You got a tan?
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I guess so.
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What do you mean you guess so? Have you been
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laying out? No, no.
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Did you watch the World Cup? We were just talking
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about the World Cup.
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No, I watched the Odyssey.
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You like it?
1388
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Yes, you ought to see it.
1389
00:45:33.590 --> 00:45:34.269
Right out of the gate.
1390
00:45:34.889 --> 00:45:36.510
I don't even know if you saw it because of
1391
00:45:36.550 --> 00:45:37.329
that joke.
1392
00:45:37.750 --> 00:45:39.880
Yeah, I could tell you anything that happened.
1393
00:45:41.409 --> 00:45:41.840
Really?
1394
00:45:42.050 --> 00:45:42.239
Yes.
1395
00:45:42.510 --> 00:45:43.159
Okay, tell me.
1396
00:45:43.429 --> 00:45:46.000
Did guys die of drowning in their own piss inside
1397
00:45:46.019 --> 00:45:46.659
the Trojan horse?
1398
00:45:47.139 --> 00:45:47.599
A couple.
1399
00:45:47.820 --> 00:45:48.880
Yeah, he saw it.
1400
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:49.500
Yeah, you did see it.
1401
00:45:49.500 --> 00:45:50.280
This guy saw the movie.
1402
00:45:50.300 --> 00:45:50.699
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1403
00:45:51.320 --> 00:45:52.030
Did you really see it?
1404
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:52.340
Yes.
1405
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:52.900
Yeah.
1406
00:45:53.099 --> 00:45:54.179
Tell me about the story then.
1407
00:45:55.079 --> 00:46:00.360
So Odysseus is the dad of Tom Holland. And then he...
1408
00:46:00.690 --> 00:46:08.530
has to do the Trojan Trojan horse and then Tom
1409
00:46:08.550 --> 00:46:11.690
Holland goes to look for him and then Charlize Theron
1410
00:46:11.730 --> 00:46:17.030
is like a magic person sea nymph yes um and
1411
00:46:17.070 --> 00:46:19.769
then there's the Cyclops.
1412
00:46:19.230 --> 00:46:21.809
Did you watch it with the sound off no it
1413
00:46:21.829 --> 00:46:23.860
sounds like the volume was off yeah yeah this is
1414
00:46:23.880 --> 00:46:25.659
like if I try to interpret it without any noise
1415
00:46:26.860 --> 00:46:30.000
and then and then what happens then what happens.
1416
00:46:30.769 --> 00:46:31.429
Can I spoil it?
1417
00:46:31.510 --> 00:46:32.030
Yeah, no.
1418
00:46:32.050 --> 00:46:32.849
Yeah, yeah.
1419
00:46:32.889 --> 00:46:34.010
People are going to be really mad.
1420
00:46:34.110 --> 00:46:35.489
It's been out for 3,000 years.
1421
00:46:36.889 --> 00:46:39.369
And that's a joke that you see on TikTok a lot.
1422
00:46:40.110 --> 00:46:44.150
The same people saying that joke. And it's so shameful
1423
00:46:44.250 --> 00:46:46.510
that you would even say that out loud.
1424
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:47.219
What does it mean?
1425
00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:49.320
The story's been out for thousands of years.
1426
00:46:49.340 --> 00:46:52.000
Thousands of years. But you've seen so many TikToks, people
1427
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:54.360
making that joke. And anyone making that joke is a
1428
00:46:54.380 --> 00:46:57.909
shameful person. It's hacky. It's dumb.
1429
00:46:58.380 --> 00:46:59.739
So you went today to go watch it.
1430
00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:00.019
No, no, no.
1431
00:47:00.059 --> 00:47:03.579
Let's sit in it. All right? Did you create that
1432
00:47:04.139 --> 00:47:06.360
joke or did you see it on TikTok or social media?
1433
00:47:06.460 --> 00:47:08.699
I created that joke, but I can assume that other
1434
00:47:08.739 --> 00:47:09.239
people can.
1435
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:12.019
Yeah. Like when I went Private Ryan's in a Juno,
1436
00:47:12.059 --> 00:47:12.840
that was original.
1437
00:47:13.219 --> 00:47:13.480
Yes.
1438
00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:14.579
Yeah, yeah.
1439
00:47:15.019 --> 00:47:15.280
Right?
1440
00:47:15.460 --> 00:47:15.659
Yes.
1441
00:47:15.800 --> 00:47:17.139
Okay. So go ahead.
1442
00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:17.360
Tell me.
1443
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:20.820
He has the big fight scene at the end and
1444
00:47:20.860 --> 00:47:21.739
kills all the suitors.
1445
00:47:21.820 --> 00:47:24.110
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you loved it.
1446
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:26.190
Out of 10, what do you rank it?
1447
00:47:27.150 --> 00:47:28.449
Rate it.
1448
00:47:28.449 --> 00:47:28.670
9.5.
1449
00:47:28.670 --> 00:47:33.070
Yeah, that's what McCone... He didn't even see it. Yeah,
1450
00:47:33.170 --> 00:47:36.769
he didn't even see it, yeah. He refuses to watch it.
1451
00:47:38.409 --> 00:47:39.050
You ought to see it.
1452
00:47:40.349 --> 00:47:42.929
Convince him to watch it. Why should he watch it?
1453
00:47:42.940 --> 00:47:43.039
Um.
1454
00:47:45.809 --> 00:47:48.989
Well, honestly, I probably wouldn't if it's just getting spoiled.
1455
00:47:49.030 --> 00:47:51.960
I haven't been listening to anything.
1456
00:47:51.980 --> 00:47:54.920
Well, this story's been out for 3,000 years according to Andreas.
1457
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:00.139
Why don't you want to see it?
1458
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:03.760
It's Greek mythology and no one speaks Greek in it. Yeah.
1459
00:48:04.320 --> 00:48:04.909
That is weird.
1460
00:48:04.929 --> 00:48:09.750
Thank you. Thank you. It's just kind of too many stars.
1461
00:48:10.130 --> 00:48:10.250
Mm-hmm.
1462
00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:18.590
Defend the movie, man Oh, okay The stars are fun
1463
00:48:18.630 --> 00:48:20.690
to watch They're good actors.
1464
00:48:23.789 --> 00:48:24.349
That's it?
1465
00:48:24.409 --> 00:48:28.869
In your face, dude Is that in my face? The
1466
00:48:28.929 --> 00:48:31.150
reason why they're stars is they're the best actors out
1467
00:48:31.190 --> 00:48:32.050
there That's.
1468
00:48:31.929 --> 00:48:34.190
Right Well, Travis Scott, I've never seen him act before
1469
00:48:34.650 --> 00:48:37.190
He was good, though He was in the very first character.
1470
00:48:37.389 --> 00:48:40.239
He was, yeah And then Billy Elliot was second, right?
1471
00:48:41.989 --> 00:48:44.219
Elliot Page. Yeah, Elliot Page. My bad. Yeah.
1472
00:48:44.510 --> 00:48:46.400
You know that Tom Holland played Billy Elliot.
1473
00:48:48.579 --> 00:48:49.039
No, he didn't.
1474
00:48:49.260 --> 00:48:50.440
Yeah, on stage first.
1475
00:48:50.699 --> 00:48:51.139
Yeah, he did.
1476
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:51.880
But not in the movie.
1477
00:48:52.320 --> 00:48:53.639
No, no, on stage.
1478
00:48:54.059 --> 00:48:54.199
Yeah.
1479
00:48:54.500 --> 00:48:56.420
Maybe I will go see it. What I'm more interested
1480
00:48:56.460 --> 00:48:57.820
in is what... I'm not going to see the movie.
1481
00:48:57.840 --> 00:48:59.840
I'm not interested in it. What I'm interested in is
1482
00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:04.780
Dax's movie food order. I'd like to guess. I think
1483
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:07.780
we should guess. So I'm going to say you got
1484
00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:12.179
yourself a small popcorn. Don't answer. Because I don't, I
1485
00:49:12.219 --> 00:49:14.179
was joking. I didn't, I think you did not get
1486
00:49:14.219 --> 00:49:19.300
a popcorn. So I think just say it you got
1487
00:49:19.340 --> 00:49:23.980
a small soda don't react don't react dude Because you
1488
00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:26.380
got a water is what I'm going to say, not
1489
00:49:26.420 --> 00:49:26.800
a soda.
1490
00:49:26.840 --> 00:49:29.519
You can't just hop around like that because I have
1491
00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:30.739
my own thing. I'm hopping.
1492
00:49:31.380 --> 00:49:32.519
You do yours. I'm doing mine.
1493
00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:35.230
Let me do mine then first. No, fuck you. Fuck you.
1494
00:49:35.260 --> 00:49:36.500
You're hopping around.
1495
00:49:36.820 --> 00:49:36.960
Hey.
1496
00:49:36.980 --> 00:49:39.420
You first say popcorn. Then he had a facial reaction.
1497
00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:40.699
I thought about popcorn.
1498
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:41.579
He didn't say anything.
1499
00:49:41.619 --> 00:49:42.719
Coca-Cola or whatever.
1500
00:49:42.739 --> 00:49:44.510
No, I said a small drink, but you got yourself
1501
00:49:44.570 --> 00:49:45.110
a water.
1502
00:49:45.469 --> 00:49:46.360
He gets water.
1503
00:49:46.449 --> 00:49:48.789
And you got a pretzel and raisinets, maybe.
1504
00:49:48.869 --> 00:49:51.289
No, no, no. He gets like a Swedish fishy kind
1505
00:49:51.329 --> 00:49:51.590
of thing.
1506
00:49:51.610 --> 00:49:51.789
All right.
1507
00:49:51.809 --> 00:49:53.530
What did he get? Like a sweet little gummy thing.
1508
00:49:54.909 --> 00:49:55.469
Just water.
1509
00:49:55.989 --> 00:50:02.269
I hate popcorn, but my friend got like a Swedish gummy.
1510
00:50:03.289 --> 00:50:05.219
No, your friend didn't get Swedish fish. Your friend got,
1511
00:50:05.260 --> 00:50:07.639
go ahead. Nerd clusters?
1512
00:50:07.860 --> 00:50:10.679
No, some kind of a cloud. Like it was called
1513
00:50:10.719 --> 00:50:12.460
some cloud, some gummy cloud.
1514
00:50:12.579 --> 00:50:14.760
Gummy cloud. Okay.
1515
00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:15.420
Did you eat some?
1516
00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:15.960
Yes.
1517
00:50:16.619 --> 00:50:18.269
So why don't you like popcorn, Dax?
1518
00:50:19.050 --> 00:50:21.010
The texture. I don't like popcorn or cereal.
1519
00:50:21.510 --> 00:50:24.840
Here's another, I can defend that. It makes me break out.
1520
00:50:26.539 --> 00:50:27.159
Caught popcorn.
1521
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:28.159
No?
1522
00:50:28.849 --> 00:50:29.110
No.
1523
00:50:29.409 --> 00:50:29.570
Okay.
1524
00:50:31.739 --> 00:50:34.179
Does popcorn cause breakouts? I've never heard of that in
1525
00:50:34.199 --> 00:50:34.610
my life.
1526
00:50:34.780 --> 00:50:36.309
I feel like I am going to break out.
1527
00:50:36.369 --> 00:50:37.769
Are you rubbing the butter on your face?
1528
00:50:38.030 --> 00:50:40.690
No, but it's just like, it's so buttery that it's like,
1529
00:50:40.730 --> 00:50:43.130
it gets on my fingers. And then you touch your face.
1530
00:50:43.190 --> 00:50:44.090
Sometimes I touch my face.
1531
00:50:44.110 --> 00:50:45.179
Well, that's exactly right.
1532
00:50:45.219 --> 00:50:45.360
Yeah.
1533
00:50:45.389 --> 00:50:45.579
Yeah.
1534
00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:46.500
But I forget.
1535
00:50:46.699 --> 00:50:47.400
Right. Greasy popcorn.
1536
00:50:47.420 --> 00:50:50.179
That greasy popcorn's, you know, the juices on my fingers.
1537
00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:50.599
Right.
1538
00:50:50.820 --> 00:50:51.659
They get into your pores.
1539
00:50:51.860 --> 00:50:51.940
Yeah.
1540
00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:52.059
Yeah.
1541
00:50:52.630 --> 00:50:52.989
That's okay.
1542
00:50:53.010 --> 00:50:55.059
Yeah, so just water, huh?
1543
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:55.699
Just a slow sip.
1544
00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:58.260
But you're drinking a Sprite now. You're drinking a Sprite now. Yes.
1545
00:50:58.619 --> 00:50:59.079
Yeah, yeah.
1546
00:50:59.420 --> 00:51:01.380
But not in the movie. Who'd you see it with?
1547
00:51:01.739 --> 00:51:02.559
My friend Joel.
1548
00:51:03.139 --> 00:51:04.039
Oh, did he like it?
1549
00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:05.280
Not really.
1550
00:51:06.679 --> 00:51:07.590
Can we get him on the phone?
1551
00:51:08.849 --> 00:51:11.570
Yeah, I could call him. He is hanging out with
1552
00:51:11.610 --> 00:51:12.530
someone right now, though.
1553
00:51:12.889 --> 00:51:14.550
That's okay. We're hanging out here, too.
1554
00:51:14.570 --> 00:51:15.650
Yeah.
1555
00:51:15.670 --> 00:51:17.670
Let's call Joel real fast. I'd love to. I just
1556
00:51:17.710 --> 00:51:18.210
want to chat up.
1557
00:51:18.210 --> 00:51:18.820
He didn't like it.
1558
00:51:19.789 --> 00:51:22.579
Uh, yeah, I think he'll, he'll probably post a letterbox
1559
00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:23.460
review of it too.
1560
00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:26.099
Awesome. We'll have to read it. Can you put him on,
1561
00:51:26.139 --> 00:51:27.239
put it up to the, can you put up to
1562
00:51:27.260 --> 00:51:32.260
the mic? Tell him he's on the pod and everything.
1563
00:51:32.380 --> 00:51:32.659
Okay.
1564
00:51:32.699 --> 00:51:34.840
Yeah. Just to show he doesn't feel uncomfortable, you know?
1565
00:51:36.900 --> 00:51:40.139
I was just telling them about that. We saw bad friends. So, um,
1566
00:51:40.550 --> 00:51:43.269
I was saying, yeah, yeah. That we saw the odyssey.
1567
00:51:43.449 --> 00:51:44.349
Tell him he's on the pod.
1568
00:51:44.489 --> 00:51:45.550
And then you're on the podcast.
1569
00:51:45.570 --> 00:51:46.550
We just want to pick your brain.
1570
00:51:47.619 --> 00:51:49.780
All right, pick my brain. What's going on here?
1571
00:51:49.860 --> 00:51:53.619
So I thought that the Odyssey was a masterpiece. You know,
1572
00:51:54.019 --> 00:51:57.400
Dax gave it a 9.5 out of 10. But apparently
1573
00:51:57.519 --> 00:51:58.550
you didn't like it.
1574
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:03.809
Oh, it was fine. A good 6 out of 10.
1575
00:52:03.809 --> 00:52:06.610
Joel, now what was your biggest problem with the movie?
1576
00:52:07.940 --> 00:52:11.860
I think I just can't stand the Nolanism of everything
1577
00:52:11.900 --> 00:52:15.510
being a montage. And for the first 20 or 30 minutes,
1578
00:52:15.630 --> 00:52:21.349
it's all edited so breakneck speed. I'm not being invited
1579
00:52:21.429 --> 00:52:25.250
into this world. I'm just being thrusted into it in
1580
00:52:25.309 --> 00:52:27.530
an exposition dump way.
1581
00:52:27.650 --> 00:52:28.050
I don't know.
1582
00:52:28.670 --> 00:52:31.090
And I never lost that feeling by the end.
1583
00:52:31.389 --> 00:52:38.369
Everybody knows a McCone. That's what I just realized. Everybody
1584
00:52:38.409 --> 00:52:39.210
knows another.
1585
00:52:39.409 --> 00:52:42.679
Hey, Joel. Joel, I haven't seen the movie. This is
1586
00:52:42.860 --> 00:52:46.179
Andrew Santino. I haven't seen the movie. Bobby is mad
1587
00:52:46.219 --> 00:52:48.059
because I haven't seen it. Do you think I should
1588
00:52:48.139 --> 00:52:49.780
stand my ground and not see the film?
1589
00:52:51.239 --> 00:52:54.909
No, you should still see it. Everyone's got to see it.
1590
00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:58.619
It's the odyssey, man. Homer would love for you.
1591
00:52:58.539 --> 00:52:59.099
To see this.
1592
00:53:00.059 --> 00:53:02.019
Homer's been dead for thousands of years.
1593
00:53:03.670 --> 00:53:06.150
I know, but I feel like he would have wanted
1594
00:53:06.170 --> 00:53:07.650
you specifically to see it.
1595
00:53:07.869 --> 00:53:10.469
Now, does the Homer estate receive any sort of residuals
1596
00:53:10.510 --> 00:53:12.139
from this? Do you think from Nolan?
1597
00:53:13.400 --> 00:53:17.639
Unfortunately, the negotiations are all tied up, but I think
1598
00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:20.119
they're going to get an island in Greece.
1599
00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:24.219
Ah, careful with islands. Thank you, Joel. We'll talk to
1600
00:53:24.260 --> 00:53:25.900
you soon.
1601
00:53:25.940 --> 00:53:26.300
Bye.
1602
00:53:27.300 --> 00:53:28.059
Bye.
1603
00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:28.619
Bye, Joel.
1604
00:53:28.800 --> 00:53:29.920
That guy's fantastic.
1605
00:53:29.940 --> 00:53:30.219
Yeah.
1606
00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:32.230
Can we get him with you on the show one day?
1607
00:53:32.250 --> 00:53:33.989
Would he come on? Yeah. What does Joel do for
1608
00:53:34.010 --> 00:53:34.309
a living?
1609
00:53:34.730 --> 00:53:36.389
He makes movies and YouTube videos.
1610
00:53:36.429 --> 00:53:38.650
Sounds like it. It sounds like it.
1611
00:53:38.730 --> 00:53:41.130
It sounded like McCollum, no? It did, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1612
00:53:41.269 --> 00:53:42.309
Just arrogant, snobby.
1613
00:53:42.329 --> 00:53:45.349
Now, let me say this. Was there any validity, Carlos
1614
00:53:45.550 --> 00:53:47.690
and Fancy, to what Joel said at all?
1615
00:53:48.329 --> 00:53:53.670
I couldn't disagree more, but- I like that Nolanism.
1616
00:53:53.849 --> 00:53:55.369
He does that in all his movies. It's like a
1617
00:53:55.409 --> 00:53:57.010
trademark of his, and I like it.
1618
00:53:57.050 --> 00:53:59.409
Yeah, it's told in- It's like.
1619
00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:00.800
Oppenheimer, the way that he said it.
1620
00:54:01.059 --> 00:54:01.440
Yeah.
1621
00:54:01.460 --> 00:54:01.980
In a good way.
1622
00:54:02.139 --> 00:54:04.460
I didn't see that. It's like Pulp Fiction-y, where it's like,
1623
00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:05.059
you know what I mean?
1624
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:06.280
We do that sometimes.
1625
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:07.820
Nonlinear. What's so funny?
1626
00:54:08.780 --> 00:54:11.320
First of all, you can't compare, this is not like
1627
00:54:11.409 --> 00:54:12.409
Pulp Fiction.
1628
00:54:12.650 --> 00:54:14.730
In terms of like, you know what I mean, going
1629
00:54:14.750 --> 00:54:16.030
into the future past.
1630
00:54:16.090 --> 00:54:17.550
He's saying it was a montage.
1631
00:54:18.840 --> 00:54:20.639
But it has flashes of the past.
1632
00:54:20.699 --> 00:54:22.300
Yeah, flashes of the past.
1633
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:25.539
Flashbacks? I don't do flashbacks.
1634
00:54:25.579 --> 00:54:26.019
I know you don't.
1635
00:54:26.099 --> 00:54:29.099
I'm a little offended Nolan does flashbacks. He's better than that.
1636
00:54:29.500 --> 00:54:32.360
The story is told from other people's point of view, too.
1637
00:54:32.619 --> 00:54:33.179
Oh, who?
1638
00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:36.610
It's not like Family Guy flashbacks.
1639
00:54:36.750 --> 00:54:39.590
That'd make a better movie. Have you seen that show,
1640
00:54:39.610 --> 00:54:40.949
He Fights the Chicken? I love that.
1641
00:54:41.949 --> 00:54:42.670
Yeah, great bit.
1642
00:54:43.070 --> 00:54:46.329
I'm running right now. My phone is loving it. I'm
1643
00:54:46.389 --> 00:54:47.550
sitting in my little pocket.
1644
00:54:49.340 --> 00:54:52.719
It's a disgusting pocket. You know what I mean? It's anti-art.
1645
00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:54.340
No, it's pro-art.
1646
00:54:54.380 --> 00:54:55.320
No, it's anti-art.
1647
00:54:55.340 --> 00:54:56.699
This is commercial art at its worst.
1648
00:54:56.900 --> 00:54:58.679
Because I believe this is pure art.
1649
00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:01.139
90 movie stars. No?
1650
00:55:01.559 --> 00:55:02.619
Yes, yeah.
1651
00:55:02.699 --> 00:55:04.619
Don't agree with me. Just agree with me.
1652
00:55:05.090 --> 00:55:05.869
Well, you're a bully.
1653
00:55:06.190 --> 00:55:07.030
I'm not bullying you.
1654
00:55:07.090 --> 00:55:07.809
I'm asking you.
1655
00:55:07.849 --> 00:55:08.610
Listen to your tone.
1656
00:55:08.670 --> 00:55:10.349
Fuck you. See? Be honest.
1657
00:55:10.429 --> 00:55:10.750
Bully.
1658
00:55:10.829 --> 00:55:11.500
Did you like it?
1659
00:55:11.710 --> 00:55:11.889
Yes.
1660
00:55:13.739 --> 00:55:16.699
Manic edging right now Take your.
1661
00:55:16.599 --> 00:55:19.260
Pill We're cutting close on the time You.
1662
00:55:19.179 --> 00:55:23.389
Gotta take your pill It's at home Okay, okay, okay
1663
00:55:24.409 --> 00:55:26.590
It's manic edging.
1664
00:55:26.309 --> 00:55:26.650
What is it?
1665
00:55:26.650 --> 00:55:32.250
I'll punch you Sorry, I'm not wrong.
1666
00:55:31.650 --> 00:55:33.610
I'm letting you get away with it for now What.
1667
00:55:33.889 --> 00:55:34.449
Do you have to do?
1668
00:55:35.469 --> 00:55:38.239
I take my Lexapro Are you on any medication?
1669
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:42.659
There's nothing Wow. So do you take even like vitamins
1670
00:55:42.699 --> 00:55:43.800
or anything like that during the day?
1671
00:55:44.010 --> 00:55:44.159
Yes.
1672
00:55:44.179 --> 00:55:44.909
Multivitamin.
1673
00:55:45.489 --> 00:55:46.489
Like a little Flintstone?
1674
00:55:47.570 --> 00:55:48.050
Yeah. Yeah.
1675
00:55:48.210 --> 00:55:49.610
Not a Flintstone one, but yeah.
1676
00:55:49.809 --> 00:55:50.309
I love those.
1677
00:55:50.530 --> 00:55:52.110
Like your sling blade shoes.
1678
00:55:53.590 --> 00:55:54.469
These? Yeah.
1679
00:55:54.789 --> 00:55:55.429
Are those Hoka's?
1680
00:55:55.690 --> 00:55:55.849
Yes.
1681
00:55:56.070 --> 00:55:59.369
I love the Hoka's. They're so comfortable. They're fantastic.
1682
00:55:59.550 --> 00:55:59.769
Yeah.
1683
00:55:59.809 --> 00:56:02.380
He was mocking your shoes. I celebrated them.
1684
00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:03.070
Thank you.
1685
00:56:03.159 --> 00:56:05.239
The point is we don't make fun of Dax's shoes.
1686
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:06.739
I'm kidding.
1687
00:56:06.900 --> 00:56:08.320
But he took it serious. It hurt his feelings.
1688
00:56:08.340 --> 00:56:09.260
It did hurt your feelings.
1689
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:10.739
Yeah. No, it's fine.
1690
00:56:10.960 --> 00:56:11.320
Yeah, yeah.
1691
00:56:11.400 --> 00:56:13.139
It did though.
1692
00:56:14.139 --> 00:56:16.550
Maybe you trying to hurt my feelings hurts my feelings.
1693
00:56:16.590 --> 00:56:16.840
Wow.
1694
00:56:19.650 --> 00:56:20.170
Breakthrough.
1695
00:56:20.190 --> 00:56:22.170
Dude, therapy.
1696
00:56:22.369 --> 00:56:22.610
Yeah.
1697
00:56:22.769 --> 00:56:26.530
This kid has been through therapy. No medication. Have I not?
1698
00:56:27.329 --> 00:56:30.570
Dax, have I not, when we've done shows together live,
1699
00:56:31.050 --> 00:56:32.360
been very supportive of you?
1700
00:56:32.940 --> 00:56:33.219
Yeah. Yeah.
1701
00:56:33.530 --> 00:56:35.289
And giving you good words of wisdom.
1702
00:56:35.849 --> 00:56:37.170
Your Honor, leading. Leading the witness.
1703
00:56:37.210 --> 00:56:38.869
I'm not leading the witness. No, I'm asking.
1704
00:56:38.909 --> 00:56:39.829
Have I not?
1705
00:56:40.070 --> 00:56:40.690
Have I not?
1706
00:56:40.710 --> 00:56:41.949
So you can't ask that way in court.
1707
00:56:42.570 --> 00:56:48.719
Yeah, you'll always be like, have fun, and yeah.
1708
00:56:48.820 --> 00:56:49.539
That's good, right?
1709
00:56:49.619 --> 00:56:51.400
Yeah, to try to get me high.
1710
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:53.420
That's good advice. Yeah, yeah. Have fun.
1711
00:56:53.599 --> 00:56:55.460
Am I supportive of you when we're doing live shows?
1712
00:56:55.539 --> 00:56:55.980
Yes, yes.
1713
00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:56.719
Who's more supportive?
1714
00:56:57.969 --> 00:57:00.110
Like, Andrew. Andrew.
1715
00:57:03.110 --> 00:57:05.239
And I don't make fun of your shoes because I
1716
00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:05.929
like your fucking shoes.
1717
00:57:05.949 --> 00:57:08.719
What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean?
1718
00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:09.880
See, bully, bully.
1719
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:11.159
I'm not bullying. I'm just offended.
1720
00:57:11.179 --> 00:57:11.880
No, you're a manic-edged bully.
1721
00:57:11.900 --> 00:57:14.940
So you're saying that I don't, he's more supportive at
1722
00:57:15.019 --> 00:57:15.539
live shows.
1723
00:57:17.139 --> 00:57:21.250
Yeah, but both of y'all are super generous for giving
1724
00:57:21.489 --> 00:57:23.489
me the opportunity to- No.
1725
00:57:23.650 --> 00:57:24.230
Fuck off.
1726
00:57:24.250 --> 00:57:24.989
It was super fun.
1727
00:57:25.110 --> 00:57:26.530
Yeah, yeah. I don't want to hear that.
1728
00:57:26.690 --> 00:57:27.269
I love you, buddy.
1729
00:57:27.469 --> 00:57:30.110
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1730
00:57:30.210 --> 00:57:30.690
I love you, Dax.
1731
00:57:30.710 --> 00:57:32.329
All right, you know what? I should be more supportive then.
1732
00:57:32.769 --> 00:57:35.590
I fucked up. I mean, my actions.
1733
00:57:35.699 --> 00:57:36.949
What's new in the world of Dax that we need
1734
00:57:37.010 --> 00:57:37.639
to find out about?
1735
00:57:38.539 --> 00:57:39.280
I went to New York.
1736
00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:40.739
What's going on in New York?
1737
00:57:41.079 --> 00:57:41.280
Yeah.
1738
00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:45.219
I was just filming some videos. I met Shane Gillis there.
1739
00:57:45.539 --> 00:57:45.840
Oh, nice.
1740
00:57:46.059 --> 00:57:46.889
Did you film with him?
1741
00:57:47.079 --> 00:57:47.380
No, no.
1742
00:57:47.420 --> 00:57:49.239
I was just walking on the street and saw him.
1743
00:57:50.619 --> 00:57:51.389
Seriously? Are you being real?
1744
00:57:51.730 --> 00:57:51.929
Yeah.
1745
00:57:52.030 --> 00:57:52.650
Did he say hi?
1746
00:57:53.590 --> 00:57:54.929
Yes.
1747
00:57:55.050 --> 00:57:56.170
Did he recognize you first?
1748
00:57:57.769 --> 00:58:01.699
I think that he recognized me once I nodded at him.
1749
00:58:02.400 --> 00:58:04.260
And then what did he say? Hey, buddy.
1750
00:58:04.400 --> 00:58:05.139
He fist bumped me.
1751
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:07.260
And that's all?
1752
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:11.449
And he said, nice to meet you.
1753
00:58:11.650 --> 00:58:12.289
That's really nice.
1754
00:58:12.329 --> 00:58:12.530
Yeah.
1755
00:58:12.829 --> 00:58:14.210
But I think he, yeah.
1756
00:58:14.829 --> 00:58:17.030
He set the Guinness World Records for most tickets sold
1757
00:58:17.150 --> 00:58:19.349
at one live event. 76,000. 76,000.
1758
00:58:19.349 --> 00:58:20.210
Yeah.
1759
00:58:21.190 --> 00:58:24.739
Largest of any stand-up comedian. The most tickets sold for
1760
00:58:24.760 --> 00:58:28.940
a solo comedy show, 77,447. And the largest audience for
1761
00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:31.539
a comedian, 73,946. That's incredible.
1762
00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:31.860
No?
1763
00:58:32.099 --> 00:58:34.679
Yeah. No. I can't do that in two years.
1764
00:58:35.260 --> 00:58:36.059
I'd say three, maybe.
1765
00:58:36.280 --> 00:58:38.360
Yeah. Yeah.
1766
00:58:38.940 --> 00:58:41.940
That's incredible. What's the biggest crowd you've played?
1767
00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:46.829
Y'all's shows... The Lincoln one and the....
1768
00:58:47.860 --> 00:58:48.219
YouTube.
1769
00:58:48.460 --> 00:58:48.980
Yeah, YouTube.
1770
00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:49.679
YouTube Theater.
1771
00:58:49.920 --> 00:58:50.360
That was big.
1772
00:58:50.780 --> 00:58:53.019
And I met someone at the airport who came over
1773
00:58:53.059 --> 00:58:54.300
and said they saw the Lincoln one.
1774
00:58:55.199 --> 00:58:58.460
I feel like I'm more positive. What do you think?
1775
00:59:00.010 --> 00:59:00.889
About the Odyssey?
1776
00:59:00.989 --> 00:59:01.690
No, in general.
1777
00:59:01.710 --> 00:59:03.130
About the Odyssey, yeah.
1778
00:59:03.289 --> 00:59:03.769
In general.
1779
00:59:03.889 --> 00:59:04.389
In general?
1780
00:59:04.570 --> 00:59:04.789
Yeah.
1781
00:59:04.989 --> 00:59:07.110
Who has the more positive just about life?
1782
00:59:07.289 --> 00:59:07.630
Yeah.
1783
00:59:09.190 --> 00:59:09.889
Maybe Andrew.
1784
00:59:12.659 --> 00:59:12.800
What?
1785
00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:14.860
So I'm negative?
1786
00:59:14.929 --> 00:59:15.159
No.
1787
00:59:16.949 --> 00:59:18.090
I'm a negative person.
1788
00:59:18.110 --> 00:59:22.039
Uh, It's the tone. The tone doesn't help.
1789
00:59:22.059 --> 00:59:22.699
Yeah, I do.
1790
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:23.940
Stop yelling at him.
1791
00:59:23.960 --> 00:59:27.380
I do this tone on the pod, you know, but
1792
00:59:27.460 --> 00:59:28.679
it's for, you know.
1793
00:59:28.969 --> 00:59:29.360
I guess.
1794
00:59:29.429 --> 00:59:30.429
We don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1795
00:59:30.449 --> 00:59:31.230
I mean, all of us don't know.
1796
00:59:31.250 --> 00:59:33.829
I don't yell at you when the cameras are off.
1797
00:59:34.269 --> 00:59:34.469
Right.
1798
00:59:35.289 --> 00:59:35.389
Right?
1799
00:59:35.409 --> 00:59:36.949
I'm very high. Hey, Dax.
1800
00:59:37.210 --> 00:59:37.409
Yeah.
1801
00:59:38.889 --> 00:59:39.340
It's okay.
1802
00:59:39.840 --> 00:59:40.440
What does this mean?
1803
00:59:41.039 --> 00:59:43.460
This is an international sign for help for kidnapping.
1804
00:59:43.579 --> 00:59:45.619
Yeah. I'm sorry about the shoe. No, you don't.
1805
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:47.780
Yeah, yeah.
1806
00:59:47.849 --> 00:59:48.449
You don't do it.
1807
00:59:48.469 --> 00:59:49.429
I apologize for the shoe.
1808
00:59:49.469 --> 00:59:49.809
You don't.
1809
00:59:50.070 --> 00:59:52.070
Yeah, yeah. The kidnapper doesn't do it.
1810
00:59:52.309 --> 00:59:53.909
Yeah, yeah. The kidnapper doesn't get to do it.
1811
00:59:53.909 --> 00:59:54.539
Yeah, I'm doing it.
1812
00:59:54.590 --> 00:59:54.750
No.
1813
00:59:55.050 --> 00:59:57.010
Yeah, yeah. So, okay.
1814
00:59:57.789 --> 00:59:58.570
It's a good trick though.
1815
00:59:58.670 --> 00:59:58.949
Yeah.
1816
00:59:59.179 --> 00:59:59.889
No, that's not.
1817
00:59:59.949 --> 01:00:00.760
Yeah, that's me.
1818
01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:02.380
So you went to New York to film some stuff
1819
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:06.780
and you filmed some videos. And then where do you
1820
01:00:06.820 --> 01:00:07.659
stay when you're in New York?
1821
01:00:07.820 --> 01:00:08.280
A hotel.
1822
01:00:08.460 --> 01:00:09.500
I just got a hotel there.
1823
01:00:09.519 --> 01:00:10.619
You don't ever stay with friends out there?
1824
01:00:10.820 --> 01:00:11.000
No.
1825
01:00:11.619 --> 01:00:12.380
You have friends in New York?
1826
01:00:12.579 --> 01:00:12.760
Yes.
1827
01:00:13.300 --> 01:00:15.219
My friend Dimitri lives in Queens.
1828
01:00:15.780 --> 01:00:16.000
Yeah.
1829
01:00:16.579 --> 01:00:17.440
Can you give us his address?
1830
01:00:18.179 --> 01:00:18.719
I don't know it.
1831
01:00:18.719 --> 01:00:20.000
Do you get late night munchies?
1832
01:00:20.889 --> 01:00:21.119
Yeah.
1833
01:00:21.820 --> 01:00:22.239
What do you get?
1834
01:00:22.260 --> 01:00:23.289
What do you get in New York?
1835
01:00:23.309 --> 01:00:23.869
Oh, in New York?
1836
01:00:24.369 --> 01:00:24.610
Yeah.
1837
01:00:24.710 --> 01:00:25.309
How many slices?
1838
01:00:25.909 --> 01:00:26.010
One.
1839
01:00:26.400 --> 01:00:26.760
That's it?
1840
01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:28.280
One can satiate you?
1841
01:00:29.409 --> 01:00:29.619
Yeah.
1842
01:00:29.869 --> 01:00:30.710
Just one and you're done.
1843
01:00:31.369 --> 01:00:32.829
Actually, I'll get two if I'm hungry.
1844
01:00:32.889 --> 01:00:34.449
Sounds good, yeah. What do we get on them?
1845
01:00:34.909 --> 01:00:37.989
Pepperoni and then the hot honey. That place that was
1846
01:00:38.030 --> 01:00:39.050
close to the hotel had that.
1847
01:00:39.230 --> 01:00:39.849
It's good, right?
1848
01:00:40.030 --> 01:00:41.070
Hot honey. I'm not a fan.
1849
01:00:42.110 --> 01:00:44.059
It's taking over. A lot of places have it now.
1850
01:00:44.199 --> 01:00:44.699
It's too much.
1851
01:00:44.800 --> 01:00:45.699
It's becoming the new fad.
1852
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:48.159
It's too much hot honey. I agree.
1853
01:00:48.400 --> 01:00:50.380
I can't do it. At first, when you went, wow!
1854
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:51.699
Back in the day, pineapple.
1855
01:00:51.960 --> 01:00:52.320
Everywhere.
1856
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:54.239
Everywhere. And then you're like, nah, fuck you.
1857
01:00:54.280 --> 01:00:54.699
Too much.
1858
01:00:54.820 --> 01:00:55.469
Yeah, it's too much.
1859
01:00:55.980 --> 01:00:57.320
Who do y'all think is more positive?
1860
01:00:59.099 --> 01:01:02.750
We're six exits on the freeway past that.
1861
01:01:02.909 --> 01:01:03.150
Okay.
1862
01:01:03.250 --> 01:01:04.530
We can't even get off and go back.
1863
01:01:04.809 --> 01:01:05.050
Okay.
1864
01:01:05.630 --> 01:01:09.110
But it is definitely Bobby. But I love the comedy
1865
01:01:09.130 --> 01:01:12.469
that you bring. You're so beautiful, man.
1866
01:01:12.710 --> 01:01:13.010
Yeah.
1867
01:01:13.110 --> 01:01:14.199
You're one of the most beautiful people I've ever met.
1868
01:01:14.210 --> 01:01:16.639
I don't want to rip on you anymore. You shouldn't.
1869
01:01:16.659 --> 01:01:17.659
You shouldn't have done it from the beginning.
1870
01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:19.480
I shouldn't have made fun of your shoes earlier.
1871
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:21.380
So tell me this. You skipped the World Cup.
1872
01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:21.960
Did you see Sling Blade?
1873
01:01:21.980 --> 01:01:23.809
Yeah. No, I've never seen it. Okay.
1874
01:01:23.929 --> 01:01:27.989
You skipped the World Cup to watch Odyssey. You don't
1875
01:01:28.010 --> 01:01:28.710
like soccer at all.
1876
01:01:29.449 --> 01:01:30.070
No, not really.
1877
01:01:30.369 --> 01:01:30.829
Good for you.
1878
01:01:31.090 --> 01:01:32.489
Can you name me five soccer players?
1879
01:01:32.510 --> 01:01:32.829
Messi.
1880
01:01:33.329 --> 01:01:33.610
Five.
1881
01:01:34.150 --> 01:01:34.610
Ronaldo.
1882
01:01:34.989 --> 01:01:35.250
Whoa.
1883
01:01:36.300 --> 01:01:36.929
Yamama.
1884
01:01:37.340 --> 01:01:38.039
Yeah, Yamama.
1885
01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:39.320
Yamama.
1886
01:01:39.619 --> 01:01:40.000
Yamama.
1887
01:01:40.460 --> 01:01:41.760
Yamama. I get what he's saying.
1888
01:01:43.380 --> 01:01:44.260
Oh, Holland.
1889
01:01:44.860 --> 01:01:45.519
Yeah. Tom Holland.
1890
01:01:45.539 --> 01:01:45.860
One more.
1891
01:01:47.260 --> 01:01:48.079
Odyssey and FIFA?
1892
01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:49.039
That's crazy.
1893
01:01:49.059 --> 01:01:49.599
Pretty good, Tom.
1894
01:01:50.539 --> 01:01:50.880
My bad.
1895
01:01:51.860 --> 01:01:52.300
Mbappe.
1896
01:01:52.809 --> 01:01:53.190
Mbappe.
1897
01:01:53.230 --> 01:01:53.909
He was trying to do it.
1898
01:01:54.070 --> 01:01:55.070
No, David Beckham, I was saying.
1899
01:01:55.130 --> 01:01:55.849
Beckham, yeah.
1900
01:01:55.869 --> 01:01:57.190
Have you heard of David Beckham?
1901
01:01:57.230 --> 01:01:57.409
Yes.
1902
01:01:57.710 --> 01:01:58.329
Handsome, you think?
1903
01:01:59.010 --> 01:01:59.170
Yeah.
1904
01:01:59.469 --> 01:02:01.190
Yeah. Very handsome. Striking.
1905
01:02:02.090 --> 01:02:04.829
Why don't you like soccer, though? I'm not a soccer fan, so.
1906
01:02:04.719 --> 01:02:07.619
I'm- I don't really know. It's just, yeah, it's like
1907
01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:12.739
two goals over the course of 90 minutes. So it's- Listen, listen, listen.
1908
01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:13.500
Dax.
1909
01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:15.860
Let him finish his statement. I'm sorry. For Christ's sake.
1910
01:02:16.340 --> 01:02:16.820
Go ahead, Dax.
1911
01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:17.550
You're allowed to speak.
1912
01:02:17.909 --> 01:02:20.070
So that, I think that's awesome.
1913
01:02:20.130 --> 01:02:20.820
It's boring to you.
1914
01:02:20.829 --> 01:02:21.489
Yeah. Yeah.
1915
01:02:22.010 --> 01:02:24.599
Yeah, I think, because I can't really tell what's happening
1916
01:02:25.099 --> 01:02:26.039
in between those goals.
1917
01:02:26.780 --> 01:02:28.239
There's a lot. It's a lot of passing.
1918
01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:28.900
Yeah.
1919
01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:33.420
A lot of defending, passing. A lot of flopping. Yeah, yeah.
1920
01:02:33.440 --> 01:02:35.300
A lot of people falling down, writhing around.
1921
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:36.280
Like basketball.
1922
01:02:36.539 --> 01:02:36.719
Yeah.
1923
01:02:36.739 --> 01:02:38.159
A lot of flopping these days.
1924
01:02:39.239 --> 01:02:39.400
Yeah.
1925
01:02:42.489 --> 01:02:43.070
Yeah, make your point.
1926
01:02:43.090 --> 01:02:43.369
Okay.
1927
01:02:43.570 --> 01:02:44.110
Okay.
1928
01:02:46.050 --> 01:02:48.869
I've made this point before. Okay. I want to be,
1929
01:02:50.730 --> 01:02:53.429
I'm being real. I want to be precise with my wording.
1930
01:02:53.570 --> 01:02:53.789
Yeah.
1931
01:02:54.010 --> 01:02:57.550
Okay. Let me ask you something. Would you rather come
1932
01:02:57.710 --> 01:03:01.570
one time or a thousand times? Little mini comes.
1933
01:03:03.530 --> 01:03:06.300
Which one? How does it feel? Like how do the
1934
01:03:06.320 --> 01:03:06.760
two feel?
1935
01:03:07.530 --> 01:03:11.619
But one big come is like, you know, and little
1936
01:03:11.659 --> 01:03:15.280
comes like, but there's not. See, to me, that's what
1937
01:03:15.380 --> 01:03:16.980
basketball is like. Oh, okay.
1938
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:17.440
Right.
1939
01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:20.880
Except the come is a dunk. You know what I mean?
1940
01:03:20.900 --> 01:03:23.639
And you get to see someone go, cha-cha-cha-choo! And these
1941
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:28.360
guys are like, ow, ow, ow.
1942
01:03:28.409 --> 01:03:33.369
Ow, ow! When it's 0-0, there's five minutes left to play,
1943
01:03:34.309 --> 01:03:37.110
and your team scores, that's a big cum.
1944
01:03:41.050 --> 01:03:42.250
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
1945
01:03:42.389 --> 01:03:42.590
Yeah?
1946
01:03:43.050 --> 01:03:44.750
So would you rather have a bunch of mini orgasms
1947
01:03:44.809 --> 01:03:45.670
or just one big one?
1948
01:03:47.920 --> 01:03:49.260
I just like basketball better.
1949
01:03:49.340 --> 01:03:51.719
Yeah.
1950
01:03:51.840 --> 01:03:54.539
God damn it, dude. You and I just don't get along.
1951
01:03:55.219 --> 01:03:55.679
No, we do.
1952
01:03:55.780 --> 01:03:58.199
I don't think we do. I don't think we get along, dude.
1953
01:03:58.340 --> 01:03:58.840
I think they do.
1954
01:03:59.099 --> 01:04:02.849
Aside from the Odyssey, we're far off on every topic.
1955
01:04:04.489 --> 01:04:05.949
Maybe there's some... Oh, Odyssey.
1956
01:04:06.550 --> 01:04:07.409
That's what I just said.
1957
01:04:08.590 --> 01:04:10.349
Let's see if we can create something else between you
1958
01:04:10.389 --> 01:04:13.429
guys that you both like. Yeah. What's your favorite band
1959
01:04:13.510 --> 01:04:14.659
or a band you really enjoy?
1960
01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:16.340
The Velvet Underground.
1961
01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:16.940
Yes.
1962
01:04:16.980 --> 01:04:17.460
He loves them.
1963
01:04:18.019 --> 01:04:18.800
Do you really like them?
1964
01:04:19.039 --> 01:04:20.710
Yeah, yeah. I was trying to pick one that I
1965
01:04:20.750 --> 01:04:21.429
thought you liked too.
1966
01:04:23.989 --> 01:04:25.269
But that's very intuitive of you.
1967
01:04:25.349 --> 01:04:25.570
Yeah.
1968
01:04:26.289 --> 01:04:28.030
And you're very intuitive also.
1969
01:04:30.590 --> 01:04:31.010
Thank you.
1970
01:04:31.300 --> 01:04:32.340
This date is going well.
1971
01:04:32.780 --> 01:04:34.780
It's going well. So we have the Odyssey and the
1972
01:04:34.820 --> 01:04:35.699
Velvet Underground together.
1973
01:04:35.719 --> 01:04:37.320
Have you been going on dates at all?
1974
01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:41.260
A few months ago, I went on a... I was
1975
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:43.110
going on some dates with someone.
1976
01:04:43.630 --> 01:04:43.849
Nice.
1977
01:04:44.250 --> 01:04:45.710
Did it end it, unfortunately?
1978
01:04:45.929 --> 01:04:46.949
Yeah, yeah.
1979
01:04:47.010 --> 01:04:49.050
Was it because of you or them? Are they both mutual?
1980
01:04:50.309 --> 01:04:52.909
Because I think maybe because of them.
1981
01:04:52.929 --> 01:04:54.010
Oh, no.
1982
01:04:54.389 --> 01:04:55.510
Okay.
1983
01:04:55.570 --> 01:04:57.139
Because they still loved someone else.
1984
01:04:57.940 --> 01:04:59.199
Oh, no.
1985
01:04:59.260 --> 01:05:00.840
Did this break your heart a little bit?
1986
01:05:00.860 --> 01:05:02.099
Just a little, but it's okay.
1987
01:05:02.559 --> 01:05:03.679
That's difficult.
1988
01:05:04.179 --> 01:05:06.760
Now, did you express this to this person?
1989
01:05:08.389 --> 01:05:09.050
Yeah, yeah.
1990
01:05:09.329 --> 01:05:10.670
You said, this kind of broke my heart a little bit.
1991
01:05:11.389 --> 01:05:13.309
Um, not that specifically.
1992
01:05:13.989 --> 01:05:14.659
You know what you do?
1993
01:05:14.989 --> 01:05:15.530
We should call him.
1994
01:05:16.099 --> 01:05:18.860
No, what you do is this, Dax, okay? Are you
1995
01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:20.980
returning her phone calls or texts or anything?
1996
01:05:21.139 --> 01:05:21.360
Yes.
1997
01:05:21.820 --> 01:05:26.380
That's, you don't do that. You don't do that. You
1998
01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:29.780
gotta cut her off, dude. You gotta cut the cord.
1999
01:05:29.960 --> 01:05:32.360
He cares about her as a person. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2000
01:05:32.380 --> 01:05:33.679
She's playing you for a fool.
2001
01:05:34.750 --> 01:05:36.030
So just don't reply to anything.
2002
01:05:36.050 --> 01:05:38.570
Don't reply or she's in love with another man.
2003
01:05:40.659 --> 01:05:41.300
Holding my tongue.
2004
01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:46.579
You know what? You haven't held your tongue all episode.
2005
01:05:46.619 --> 01:05:50.880
Might as well go free, dude. You lipless coward.
2006
01:05:51.440 --> 01:05:53.300
It's do as I say, not as I do.
2007
01:05:53.590 --> 01:05:53.909
Yeah.
2008
01:05:54.070 --> 01:05:54.840
What he's thinking.
2009
01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:57.070
What I'm telling you, Dax, is that.
2010
01:05:58.590 --> 01:05:59.030
What's going on?
2011
01:05:59.690 --> 01:06:01.269
They're the boys. Okay, the boys.
2012
01:06:01.289 --> 01:06:03.550
We love the boys. Am I right or wrong?
2013
01:06:03.889 --> 01:06:04.269
You're right.
2014
01:06:05.610 --> 01:06:06.030
Carlos?
2015
01:06:06.250 --> 01:06:06.710
Oh, yeah.
2016
01:06:06.989 --> 01:06:07.550
No, be real.
2017
01:06:08.130 --> 01:06:09.670
No you should not be talking to her but I
2018
01:06:09.690 --> 01:06:10.650
just yeah.
2019
01:06:10.590 --> 01:06:12.889
If you let wait let him finish you feel what.
2020
01:06:13.289 --> 01:06:15.590
No I feel I've been in Dax's position before it
2021
01:06:15.630 --> 01:06:17.630
can be difficult but it's so have I can.
2022
01:06:17.530 --> 01:06:19.980
You work with them could you work with.
2023
01:06:19.880 --> 01:06:26.039
Them alright alright okay okay okay this is over the
2024
01:06:26.039 --> 01:06:32.000
3000 year story.
2025
01:06:29.679 --> 01:06:33.230
Dax if you like this person still as a human
2026
01:06:33.309 --> 01:06:35.690
you do whatever makes you happy no you do whatever
2027
01:06:35.730 --> 01:06:36.090
makes you.
2028
01:06:36.030 --> 01:06:40.309
Happy Dax cut the cord That's the only way she's
2029
01:06:40.329 --> 01:06:40.849
gonna like you.
2030
01:06:41.829 --> 01:06:43.469
No, no, he doesn't, he likes her, they like each
2031
01:06:43.510 --> 01:06:46.210
other as humans. He doesn't need to be, he's not,
2032
01:06:46.969 --> 01:06:49.050
it's platonic, right?
2033
01:06:50.099 --> 01:06:50.500
Wait, what?
2034
01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:54.340
The relationship is now platonic. Yes, yes. Yeah, right.
2035
01:06:54.420 --> 01:06:56.679
But do you desire sexual engagement?
2036
01:06:57.139 --> 01:06:59.960
Well, not if she's in love with someone else.
2037
01:07:00.039 --> 01:07:01.260
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
2038
01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:01.599
Oh my God.
2039
01:07:01.719 --> 01:07:04.010
He's a respectable man. He's respecting her.
2040
01:07:04.130 --> 01:07:06.670
So your feelings for her has changed?
2041
01:07:07.769 --> 01:07:07.989
Yeah.
2042
01:07:08.010 --> 01:07:08.090
Yeah.
2043
01:07:08.949 --> 01:07:11.019
So there's no more limerence or.
2044
01:07:11.619 --> 01:07:12.280
Right, yes.
2045
01:07:12.559 --> 01:07:17.619
Watches one movie. Watches one film.
2046
01:07:17.860 --> 01:07:19.619
What movie do they say that in?
2047
01:07:19.780 --> 01:07:23.550
Obsession? Is that Obsession? Limerence.
2048
01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:25.130
I love you.
2049
01:07:26.210 --> 01:07:29.550
I've been talking about limerence for years, right? Yes.
2050
01:07:29.590 --> 01:07:30.409
No, we know you have.
2051
01:07:30.530 --> 01:07:30.789
I know.
2052
01:07:30.829 --> 01:07:35.230
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not a movie. Fucked hard. Okay, okay, okay.
2053
01:07:35.250 --> 01:07:36.590
She's going hard at Andrew today.
2054
01:07:36.949 --> 01:07:39.380
He's got a hot attitude. This episode is 100% called
2055
01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:43.719
fucking manic edging. You're hot today. But Dax, overall, are
2056
01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:44.519
you happy right now?
2057
01:07:45.039 --> 01:07:45.539
Yeah, yeah.
2058
01:07:45.780 --> 01:07:46.699
So you're happy? Yes.
2059
01:07:47.139 --> 01:07:47.320
Good.
2060
01:07:47.760 --> 01:07:52.059
What would make you happier? What are you missing right now?
2061
01:07:52.300 --> 01:07:52.760
That girl.
2062
01:07:53.980 --> 01:07:54.679
Another girl.
2063
01:07:55.639 --> 01:07:57.139
Let's get you a new girl, man.
2064
01:07:57.460 --> 01:07:57.719
Yeah.
2065
01:07:58.239 --> 01:07:59.239
Can we get this going?
2066
01:07:59.570 --> 01:08:00.610
So easy. Carlos in the booth.
2067
01:08:00.780 --> 01:08:02.409
We tried it once. We tried to line him up
2068
01:08:02.449 --> 01:08:04.510
with someone. Remember this? It didn't work. He didn't want
2069
01:08:04.550 --> 01:08:07.230
any of those girls. Or didn't some, what was it
2070
01:08:07.269 --> 01:08:08.789
that you tried to get, you just weren't interested in
2071
01:08:08.829 --> 01:08:09.349
some of those women?
2072
01:08:09.449 --> 01:08:11.269
Oh, the Orange County girl, that's right.
2073
01:08:11.289 --> 01:08:13.110
Yeah, whatever happened to that girl? Did you ever reach
2074
01:08:13.159 --> 01:08:14.179
out to her? She reach out to you?
2075
01:08:14.559 --> 01:08:14.719
No.
2076
01:08:14.900 --> 01:08:17.180
All right, I want to date that.
2077
01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:19.779
It's effort. Yeah, yeah. It's on you.
2078
01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:20.399
Yeah.
2079
01:08:20.659 --> 01:08:23.380
To make the effort, to take risks, to go in
2080
01:08:23.420 --> 01:08:24.000
for a kiss.
2081
01:08:25.859 --> 01:08:26.359
What?
2082
01:08:26.659 --> 01:08:27.350
This is the 50s?
2083
01:08:28.859 --> 01:08:30.489
Call her hand at the bus stop to walk her
2084
01:08:30.510 --> 01:08:30.829
to work?
2085
01:08:30.949 --> 01:08:31.050
What?
2086
01:08:34.149 --> 01:08:36.380
Like a transatlantic, yeah. Yeah.
2087
01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:37.520
It's up to you, kid.
2088
01:08:37.539 --> 01:08:38.319
It's up to you, kid.
2089
01:08:38.500 --> 01:08:40.119
Get a bus token and wait out there for hours.
2090
01:08:40.140 --> 01:08:42.060
When you see a pretty girl, follow her to her home.
2091
01:08:42.859 --> 01:08:43.699
Know that you're making a move.
2092
01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:46.659
You got to yell at her outside her window. Say, hey, darling,
2093
01:08:46.779 --> 01:08:47.380
I need you.
2094
01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:47.739
Okay.
2095
01:08:49.180 --> 01:08:50.229
It's like a Norm Macdonald joke.
2096
01:08:50.239 --> 01:08:54.069
I know, but what I'm saying is that you have
2097
01:08:54.130 --> 01:08:57.789
to be, how do I say it? You have to
2098
01:08:57.810 --> 01:09:03.939
be more forthright in your intentions. This is unacceptable. This
2099
01:09:03.979 --> 01:09:06.699
is unacceptable of a girl saying, I'm in love with
2100
01:09:06.739 --> 01:09:09.779
somebody else. That's unacceptable to me.
2101
01:09:10.100 --> 01:09:10.899
But she might be.
2102
01:09:12.020 --> 01:09:14.000
Why is she even going on dates with Dax?
2103
01:09:14.439 --> 01:09:16.199
Why did she go on a date with you if
2104
01:09:16.229 --> 01:09:17.210
she loves somebody else, do you think?
2105
01:09:18.130 --> 01:09:20.710
Well, because I don't think that he wanted to get
2106
01:09:20.770 --> 01:09:22.369
back together.
2107
01:09:22.390 --> 01:09:23.510
Right.
2108
01:09:23.909 --> 01:09:26.050
So she's never going to go back. That's how silly
2109
01:09:26.090 --> 01:09:27.729
this girl is. She's a silly girl.
2110
01:09:28.310 --> 01:09:29.869
Well, then he did come back.
2111
01:09:30.470 --> 01:09:30.850
Oh, he did?
2112
01:09:30.869 --> 01:09:30.949
Yeah.
2113
01:09:31.529 --> 01:09:36.140
Oh, she's not that silly. The clever girl.
2114
01:09:36.199 --> 01:09:36.920
Clever girl.
2115
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:38.659
Yeah, yeah. I didn't know the information.
2116
01:09:38.680 --> 01:09:39.520
Clever girl.
2117
01:09:39.560 --> 01:09:39.899
Yeah.
2118
01:09:40.380 --> 01:09:41.279
And did that break your heart?
2119
01:09:41.859 --> 01:09:42.659
It's okay.
2120
01:09:42.699 --> 01:09:47.050
No, it didn't break your heart, Dax. No. Okay, buddy.
2121
01:09:49.229 --> 01:09:52.640
Carlosinthebooth at gmail.com ladies please throw us a middle of
2122
01:09:52.659 --> 01:09:55.039
the photo of yourself your name and age and where
2123
01:09:55.060 --> 01:09:57.239
you're located and why maybe you'd want to date Dax
2124
01:09:57.319 --> 01:09:58.720
and you can try to make something happen if you
2125
01:09:58.739 --> 01:10:01.640
live here in the Southern California area carlosinthebooth at gmail.com
2126
01:10:01.659 --> 01:10:03.800
we'd love to see that we are trying to find
2127
01:10:03.840 --> 01:10:06.399
you love we did it before I just think you
2128
01:10:06.420 --> 01:10:09.359
didn't really want to follow through yeah yeah but you.
2129
01:10:09.279 --> 01:10:10.960
Gotta follow through we're so busy doing your own yeah
2130
01:10:10.979 --> 01:10:12.220
you're right you have to follow through.
2131
01:10:12.140 --> 01:10:13.819
But he is busy you're right no no he is
2132
01:10:13.859 --> 01:10:15.399
busy doing his own thing I think you're focused on
2133
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:18.819
you're making videos yeah focused on your videos How many
2134
01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:19.340
videos a day?
2135
01:10:19.899 --> 01:10:20.100
Two?
2136
01:10:20.560 --> 01:10:21.199
No, no.
2137
01:10:21.899 --> 01:10:26.180
I try to film every day, but I don't always
2138
01:10:26.300 --> 01:10:27.359
turn them into a video.
2139
01:10:28.479 --> 01:10:29.760
So you do a video every day?
2140
01:10:31.800 --> 01:10:33.100
Well, I post maybe two a week.
2141
01:10:33.159 --> 01:10:35.300
Yeah, but you do a video a day, and then
2142
01:10:35.319 --> 01:10:37.159
you go, that's not good enough, and so you don't
2143
01:10:37.220 --> 01:10:37.659
post it.
2144
01:10:37.899 --> 01:10:38.140
Yeah.
2145
01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:41.039
So you do a video a day. Why'd you lie?
2146
01:10:43.000 --> 01:10:44.579
Actually, I'm lying now just to agree with you. I
2147
01:10:44.600 --> 01:10:46.189
don't really do it every day.
2148
01:10:47.239 --> 01:10:49.180
See, that's why we don't really get along. Okay.
2149
01:10:49.659 --> 01:10:49.899
Yeah.
2150
01:10:50.039 --> 01:10:50.239
I'll start.
2151
01:10:50.300 --> 01:10:52.399
There's no honesty in truth. Yeah.
2152
01:10:53.539 --> 01:10:55.300
Will you do like a little pitch yourself to the
2153
01:10:55.319 --> 01:10:57.960
camera like it's a dating show saying, hey, it's Dax.
2154
01:10:58.079 --> 01:11:01.279
I'm just looking for love. Please email carlosinthebooth at gmail.com.
2155
01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:01.600
Yes.
2156
01:11:01.699 --> 01:11:03.510
And add some stuff to it. Add some jazz to it.
2157
01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:03.800
Go ahead.
2158
01:11:04.239 --> 01:11:09.350
Hey, I'm Dax. And I'm looking for love. And I
2159
01:11:09.359 --> 01:11:11.489
just love hanging out.
2160
01:11:11.510 --> 01:11:14.069
What's your sign?
2161
01:11:14.109 --> 01:11:18.680
I'm a Scorpio. And I'm 34. And I'm single, and
2162
01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:25.220
please email Carlos in the booth. I eat healthy, but
2163
01:11:26.239 --> 01:11:28.289
I'm having a sprite right now, but that's fine.
2164
01:11:28.369 --> 01:11:29.050
That's fine.
2165
01:11:29.310 --> 01:11:29.689
How tall?
2166
01:11:30.050 --> 01:11:30.579
I'm 5'8.
2167
01:11:30.569 --> 01:11:33.970
Weight? I don't know how much I weigh, actually.
2168
01:11:34.069 --> 01:11:34.770
Okay, shoe size?
2169
01:11:35.109 --> 01:11:37.390
Shoe size, I think a 9 1⁄2.
2170
01:11:37.390 --> 01:11:38.930
Waist?
2171
01:11:39.010 --> 01:11:39.829
Waist size?
2172
01:11:39.829 --> 01:11:42.069
32. 32. Very good. Very nice. So you're not fat?
2173
01:11:42.880 --> 01:11:43.000
No.
2174
01:11:43.140 --> 01:11:44.619
And your morning routine is? Tell him.
2175
01:11:45.779 --> 01:11:46.359
Have a smoothie.
2176
01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:46.979
Meditate.
2177
01:11:47.380 --> 01:11:48.500
And lay in bed.
2178
01:11:48.659 --> 01:11:49.079
Meditate.
2179
01:11:49.579 --> 01:11:50.420
I don't really meditate.
2180
01:11:50.699 --> 01:11:53.029
No, but laying in bed is meditation. I meditate.
2181
01:11:56.689 --> 01:11:57.859
Thank you for being a bad friend.
2182
01:12:16.560 --> 01:12:16.970
Yeah.