00:41.44
braggchestercity
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to push a boogie board underwater and let it fly up out of the water and uppercut you into the stratosphere.
00:52.78
gav
a
00:54.81
Mad Dog
a
00:55.84
Bevo
we've all been there
00:56.17
gav
I'd be, I'd be interested in and has i't or if that's a bit of an Australianism.
00:56.66
Mad Dog
Everyone's done it.
00:57.42
Bevo
yeah
01:00.72
gav
Sure. Is that drinking that's global?
01:01.97
Bevo
um
01:02.05
braggchestercity
I think anywhere that a boogie board's in a water, are someone has held that thing under and let it go, and it has absolutely fucking given them the Mike Tyson.
01:07.44
Mad Dog
It's broken your fucking nose.
01:11.28
gav
That was my, that was my introduction to cock and ball torture at eight years old was just like doing that, doing exactly that, but holding it between my legs and just letting it repeatedly ram my k nuts.
01:11.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.
01:17.52
braggchestercity
so Just let it, repeatedly, just come at me, Ocean.
01:22.53
Bevo
We've all been there.
01:24.71
braggchestercity
Be filthier, you blake.
01:28.09
Bevo
Can we just briefly talk about the brand new theme song that Dan's done for us?
01:33.61
braggchestercity
hmm okay
01:34.05
Mad Dog
Pretty good.
01:34.15
gav
yeah
01:35.23
Bevo
Tell me, this is my thought pattern. Tell me if it's the same for you guys.
01:37.71
braggchestercity
yeah it's a slot it's a slide slide guitar that makes it a link
01:37.99
Bevo
First couple of lines, I'm like, I thought the other one had a bit of charm. And then the rest of the band comes in. It's like a big warm hug.
01:44.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.
01:44.55
Bevo
And you're like, Oh yeah, he's got it.
01:45.36
gav
yeah I love it.
01:45.71
Mad Dog
yeah
01:47.19
Bevo
Yeah.
01:48.20
gav
Yeah, I messaged him afterwards and I was just like, is that fucking pedal steel guitar?
01:48.23
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:51.96
gav
And he's like, it's not, but it's made to sound like pedal steel.
01:54.56
Bevo
yeah i told it i actually messaged him and i was like i want to put some pedal steel on this so i will eventually
01:58.29
gav
Oh, that's so sick. I fucking love a bit of pedal steel.
02:00.44
braggchestercity
I didn't write anything after he said it until he said, are you alive?
02:00.78
Bevo
vilet when
02:03.84
braggchestercity
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
02:04.27
Bevo
yeah
02:05.97
gav
yeah Yeah, good job. Fuck you.
02:10.21
braggchestercity
ah
02:10.65
gav
I love that. I love that he put the effort in.
02:11.59
braggchestercity
ah Yeah.
02:12.57
gav
That was that was dope. um Yeah, I think it's a a nice and nice ah nice update.
02:16.79
braggchestercity
Yeah, actually he messaged me as well and wants to come back on. He wants to do a song from Willy Wonka or something. And I'm like, yeah, we could do that.
02:22.04
gav
Oh, that's a good idea. We should do a um we should do a movie soundtrack week or something. like ah Yeah, let's do it.
02:27.71
Bevo
Yeah, that'd be good.
02:29.79
braggchestercity
Yeah.
02:29.81
Bevo
Song from movies.
02:31.58
braggchestercity
Nuts, what business you insult?
02:33.70
gav
We should forget that we've had this conversation. And in a few weeks when Jazz Catches up, she can text us and be like, dude do do the do the movie soundtrack week like you suggested.
02:38.64
braggchestercity
Shit, that's normally how it goes.
02:41.12
Bevo
Well, remember we were going to do the, we were going to do the um Willy Wonka script as it like a table read.
02:46.28
braggchestercity
Yeah, I've got the script. I've still got it saved in my Google Drive, the entire script. And we were going to do a scene awake as a Patreon thing where we act out the entire movie.
02:52.20
Bevo
Yeah.
02:52.59
gav
Oh, oh, can fucking we?
02:53.31
Bevo
Table read.
02:55.21
braggchestercity
Yeah, but instead but instead I ended up with a, um if you choose, fo if you give a song a five, you get the weak gutted dog.
03:07.73
gav
Yeah, okay.
03:08.80
Mad Dog
a
03:09.11
gav
That's, that's a pretty fair trade off.
03:10.31
Mad Dog
You chose the wakest kind of dog as well.
03:11.58
braggchestercity
be it yeah yeah Thank you.
03:14.41
gav
You've only got so much time in your, in your, you know, so much space in your calendar. And I'm glad that you filled it with the weak gutted dog.
03:18.98
Bevo
And it's it's like, I see you subscribe to the weak gutted dog tier of Patreon.
03:19.06
braggchestercity
Thanks.
03:19.58
gav
That's
03:23.68
gav
ah
03:26.37
Bevo
So here's what you get.
03:26.63
gav
a
03:27.16
braggchestercity
Yeah, I should rename the things.
03:28.41
gav
so wait
03:29.72
braggchestercity
Anyway, what do we know by Jimin?
03:52.59
Bevo
Before I forget, does anyone else hear that that that old song?
03:53.43
braggchestercity
Yeah.
03:54.95
gav
By
03:57.00
Bevo
It's a beautiful night.
03:58.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.
03:59.97
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does have that vibe, doesn't it?
04:00.68
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.
04:01.30
gav
tab of and Yeah, yeah.
04:02.58
Mad Dog
Absolutely.
04:02.62
braggchestercity
Yeah, that never came out in Korea.
04:04.61
Bevo
Oh, it's a beautiful life.
04:05.40
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:07.21
gav
Or his producer doesn't know it came out in Korea.
04:09.82
braggchestercity
yeah Maybe it was North Korea only that came out.
04:13.61
gav
They use it to torture Southern South Koreans?
04:17.12
Bevo
Ace of bass.
04:18.14
braggchestercity
Ah, how good was Ace of Base?
04:18.87
Bevo
What are you doing?
04:19.78
braggchestercity
Is that the sign? Ace of Base did the sign?
04:21.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:21.87
Bevo
Yeah, and um and all that she wants is another baby.
04:22.09
braggchestercity
Ah, I saw the sign.
04:22.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:24.20
gav
Oh, nice.
04:25.98
braggchestercity
All that she wants is another baby.
04:26.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:27.99
gav
here's
04:30.66
gav
um ah
04:32.12
braggchestercity
I think
04:32.76
Bevo
We got it. Have we done that? We got to do that one.
04:35.22
Mad Dog
We got to do that,
04:35.32
gav
We should, I reckon we could probably, we could probably get a member of Ace of Base on the pod, I reckon.
04:36.30
braggchestercity
we have done an Ace of Base song.
04:40.28
braggchestercity
I think we have done an Ace of Base song.
04:41.22
Bevo
Now that's South Clark episode where there's that guy that was frozen in 1996.
04:42.20
braggchestercity
I think we have. I'd have to go back.
04:47.55
Bevo
He's listening to the sign in his room.
04:50.31
Mad Dog
That'd be a great era to be frozen.
04:50.45
gav
ah
04:53.62
braggchestercity
That's great.
04:54.26
gav
hey
04:54.34
braggchestercity
That's so good.
04:55.55
gav
Did you see that that those guys bought Casa Bonita and are opening?
04:58.91
braggchestercity
Yes. There's a whole documentary coming out about it.
05:01.01
gav
Yeah, on on on um Paramount.
05:01.90
braggchestercity
Yeah.
05:02.98
gav
I saw the ad for it earlier.
05:03.41
braggchestercity
Yeah.
05:04.26
gav
That's what made me think of it.
05:05.28
braggchestercity
Yeah.
05:05.34
gav
It's fucking looks so good.
05:05.67
braggchestercity
Yeah. Looks like something funny. um Trusty Beverage is here.
05:09.92
Bevo
yes i've said all i need to say
05:12.04
gav
How you doing?
05:12.50
braggchestercity
Gavin. Mad Dog.
05:16.97
braggchestercity
sweet lord so not not at all not at all uh the southern's not here he got arrested fucking idiot right he stole a stop sign um but then he tried to sell it on facebook marketplace and he gave the address of like where to pick it up from
05:17.02
gav
Jesus Christ.
05:18.44
Mad Dog
nothing weak got it about that though
05:19.64
gav
There's a lot of sick dogs on this fucking podcast.
05:27.18
gav
ah
05:34.88
Bevo
Yes, I've said all I need to say.
05:40.53
braggchestercity
yeah I don't know if he's going to go to jail, he'll probably get a fine, you know, slap on the wrist.
05:43.59
Mad Dog
it
05:43.90
gav
Yeah, that's a slap on the wrist for sure.
05:44.21
Mad Dog
a
05:45.41
braggchestercity
But still, you're certainly selling it for 25 bucks. andlu yeah yeah Yeah, that's true, that's it.
05:48.76
gav
ah
05:49.84
Mad Dog
Easing 25.
05:54.60
braggchestercity
Jimin. Not to be confused with Jiminy Cricket, or Jimoan, or, you know, Jimbo, Jojo.
05:56.63
gav
Who?
06:04.26
Bevo
know going to The act of going to the gym.
06:06.50
braggchestercity
Yeah. A game.
06:09.14
gav
I
06:09.84
Mad Dog
go
06:12.15
braggchestercity
e he kicks He kicks off with a chorus, because the Koreans don't fuck around.
06:18.00
Mad Dog
Nah, about efficiency, yeah.
06:18.76
gav
respect that.
06:19.63
braggchestercity
So do I. So do I. It says, we never met, and but she's all I see at night.
06:27.71
gav
Oh God.
06:28.63
braggchestercity
Never met, but she's always on my mind. Want to give her the world and so much more. Who is my heart waiting for?
06:40.96
gav
Do you think he's a peeping Tom?
06:44.15
braggchestercity
It sort of stinks of you, you know, the Netflix show, You.
06:48.24
gav
Yeah.
06:48.95
Bevo
Oh, yeah.
06:49.33
gav
Yep.
06:49.81
Bevo
Yeah.
06:50.09
gav
Forget who. Here's you.
06:51.99
braggchestercity
Like if you just sort of said it, like it's the one with like Penn Badgley and he stalks chicks and he's really, he's a psychopath, but he, he, hinderrates he narrates, he narrates everything.
06:52.14
Mad Dog
Which one's you?
06:57.36
Bevo
Yeah. And he's fucked up.
07:00.76
gav
super murdering Super murdery, murdery show.
07:03.52
Mad Dog
Oh, I haven't seen that yet.
07:03.92
braggchestercity
So it'll have him just looking through the windows and and you get the narration. It's like, we never met, but she's all I see at night.
07:12.81
Bevo
Yeah.
07:12.90
Mad Dog
Oh okay, okay alright.
07:13.01
Bevo
Yeah. And it somehow makes you kind of root for him a little bit.
07:14.02
braggchestercity
ah
07:17.20
braggchestercity
Yeah, he's ah the protagonist.
07:19.62
Bevo
like and yeah Yeah.
07:20.12
gav
ah Yeah, any show that can turn a psychopath into the protagonist is okay in my book.
07:20.99
braggchestercity
Yeah.
07:24.99
braggchestercity
Yeah.
07:25.77
Mad Dog
This is 100% peeping Tom.
07:25.74
Bevo
What do you reckon is more than the world that offering like the atmosphere?
07:28.46
Mad Dog
That's a great call.
07:29.29
braggchestercity
Hmm.
07:30.37
gav
yeah
07:34.38
gav
The world and half of Mars.
07:37.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.
07:38.70
braggchestercity
Could be, it could be collecting space junk.
07:38.81
Mad Dog
One million dollars.
07:44.80
gav
Yeah.
07:45.11
Bevo
Yeah.
07:45.53
gav
Yep.
07:45.82
Mad Dog
What does, what does the world count as?
07:45.90
Bevo
Oh, debris.
07:46.32
gav
That's off world.
07:47.49
braggchestercity
Yeah.
07:49.03
Mad Dog
ah Is it earth or all cosmos?
07:51.62
gav
I think it's, I think it's, I think it's earth, but I think wasn't there, um, they had to update the legal fucking, Oh, what was this?
07:54.48
Mad Dog
Right.
08:01.98
gav
Do you remember this chips? There was a thing a few years ago where I think something to do with music, downloading or streaming or something. And, and they were universe.
08:08.00
braggchestercity
Oh, that's right. They, they had to change it to universe. Like it's within the universe.
08:13.48
gav
Yeah.
08:13.50
braggchestercity
It is out.
08:13.72
gav
Because people were bouncing shit off satellites being like, it's not in the, it's not in the world.
08:15.76
braggchestercity
Yeah. No, that's right.
08:18.38
gav
Like.
08:18.82
braggchestercity
It was like on in the world, we have the rights to this and they had to change things to the universe.
08:19.01
Mad Dog
Okay. World.
08:23.50
Bevo
universe
08:24.35
gav
Yeah, which sounds dope.
08:24.93
braggchestercity
Yeah.
08:25.00
Mad Dog
Okay.
08:25.00
Bevo
just case It's like those jokes of like the aliens are watching this universe and not seeing any aliens.
08:26.80
Mad Dog
That's ridiculous.
08:31.60
gav
ah
08:32.44
braggchestercity
Oh, this chick said ugly as shit.
08:33.38
Mad Dog
This seems very speciesist.
08:34.66
Bevo
could
08:35.19
gav
I like the idea, though, that that's what I was gonna say in in in, you know, in, I guess, probably what, the next four years when they discover Intellir is an alien life, they're gonna be like, oh, yeah, sorry, we laid down a bunch of laws that now apply to your homeland. And I'm like, like, fuck, you did.
08:52.19
braggchestercity
Yeah, no, no.
08:53.06
gav
motherfucker.
08:53.72
Bevo
colonization of the universe.
08:54.97
gav
Our entire fucking planet is based on pirating your music.
08:58.03
braggchestercity
Yeah.
08:58.06
gav
You can fuck off with those laws. I'd like to see that holed up in a fucking gra court, bitch.
09:04.13
braggchestercity
He seems confused here that he's saying he's never met this person, but he sees them. He's never met them, but constantly on his mind, like this guy can't get through his day. he got He's sitting there at his office job in his cubicle, just staring like a raw dog on his computer.
09:15.96
gav
ah
09:20.63
gav
yeah ah so
09:21.90
braggchestercity
And and hes just cannot he can't do anything because she's always on his mind.
09:22.29
gav
ah ah
09:26.66
braggchestercity
and then ah But then he's confused.
09:26.95
gav
god
09:29.36
braggchestercity
as ah Who is his heart waiting for? so it it that It really is just some nameless woman that he follows you know on his lunch break or something.
09:42.19
Bevo
I reckon, well, he says at the start, we've never met, but she's all I see at night.
09:43.86
gav
so...
09:45.77
Bevo
So maybe he's got one of those like eye masks that has a picture of her on the inside.
09:49.84
gav
um means so
09:50.73
braggchestercity
a
09:50.83
Bevo
you
09:53.33
braggchestercity
that would be a real sneaky place to hide a shrine wouldn't it it's just like turns out there was a shrine to aware on the inside of his sleeping mask yeah yeah
09:55.41
gav
sir ah ah oh like
10:03.22
Mad Dog
Mask.
10:04.93
gav
I love, I love to, you fucking cracked me a bit there when you said on his lunch break is Jimin is globally famous pop star in the very famous band BTS and um just the idea of him having a fucking lunch break from a cubicle is so fucking funny.
10:20.20
braggchestercity
I just, I just, there is something it something, there is something that's so, yeah there's something so manufactured about K-pop that it would not surprise me that there is an office building with cubicles that all of these pop stars are put into and they clock, like they have the card that gets punched.
10:24.08
Mad Dog
and Working it in a cubicle.
10:29.80
gav
that They might just be in a cubicle. Yep.
10:33.54
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Clock in.
10:34.11
gav
Yep.
10:34.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.
10:37.98
Bevo
Yeah.
10:38.35
gav
Yep.
10:39.68
Bevo
The punch card, yeah.
10:40.71
braggchestercity
Yeah.
10:41.59
gav
Yep.
10:41.65
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah. They're not thinking for themselves.
10:42.90
braggchestercity
Yeah.
10:44.80
Mad Dog
They're fucking, they're robots.
10:44.87
braggchestercity
Nah. Well, I'll tell you what Jimin is. Jimin's thinking for himself, thinking about this chick that he doesn't know. That's what he's thinking about.
10:53.24
gav
yeah
10:53.58
braggchestercity
ah We'll see if we get any more context in verse one that says, if every day I think about her, yeah, every day of my life, then tell me why I haven't found her.
11:04.81
gav
yeah
11:08.19
braggchestercity
Why, why, why, why, why?
11:10.11
Mad Dog
all right this is this is not only fucking peeping tom shit this is full blown mental illness like this guy's got some yeah yeah
11:18.97
braggchestercity
hey
11:19.12
Bevo
Psychosis.
11:19.93
braggchestercity
yeah yeah there is
11:20.19
gav
Yeah, he's seeing shit that's not there. Yeah.
11:23.50
Bevo
If every day I think about her, why haven't I found her, she doesn't exist.
11:23.75
gav
She does. She definitely doesn't exist, right?
11:29.11
gav
and
11:29.18
braggchestercity
That's in your head Jimin. Your head isn't real.
11:31.31
Mad Dog
yeah
11:35.67
gav
Oh, fucking hell.
11:36.14
braggchestercity
And I like the tantrum at the end. It's like he's stamping his foot.
11:38.19
gav
Why? Why?
11:38.68
Mad Dog
Why?
11:38.79
gav
Why?
11:39.01
Bevo
Why, why, why?
11:39.15
gav
Why? Why?
11:42.08
braggchestercity
Why, why, why?
11:43.58
Bevo
This is his um his Roman Empire.
11:43.74
gav
um Yeah.
11:45.91
braggchestercity
yeah It really is.
11:47.95
gav
I feel like Y is one of those words as well that when, like, I didn't even notice that he said it five times while listening to it. Cause it's kind of one of those like, he's singing just like, wow why by but when you say Y repeatedly, it's so fucking annoying.
11:56.57
braggchestercity
Yeah.
12:00.36
braggchestercity
So annoying.
12:01.80
Mad Dog
Yeah, it is.
12:01.96
braggchestercity
Yeah.
12:02.43
gav
No fucking annoying.
12:02.72
Mad Dog
i
12:03.81
braggchestercity
Every day of his life as well, which means from from birth, he he came out psychotic.
12:03.88
Mad Dog
and
12:07.36
gav
He was thinking about her when she was, yeah. ha
12:15.12
Mad Dog
Just go ahead.
12:15.77
braggchestercity
He came out needing to be on anti-psychotics, but they didn't pick up on that until he was maybe eight.
12:16.08
gav
to
12:23.83
gav
He came out, his mum was just like, his mum tried to give him some skin to skin and he was just like, this is the wrong bitch.
12:24.21
Mad Dog
I really don't do anything by halves.
12:30.39
gav
Where's where's where's the woman I'm picturing?
12:30.83
braggchestercity
where i duck yeah yeah yeah Why haven't I found her?
12:32.59
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah
12:36.39
Bevo
I just imagine he's like, he imagines her in and ah in his mind and it's just like this cut out of where a woman would be.
12:43.79
gav
ah
12:44.41
Bevo
Just a woman shaped hole.
12:45.68
braggchestercity
It's just a silhouette.
12:47.02
gav
so super shapely you she's just hourglass figure
12:47.54
Bevo
yeah yeah
12:52.08
braggchestercity
is that Is that Wilma Flintstone?
12:55.13
Bevo
I'm imagining like a woman symbol.
12:58.31
gav
ah
12:58.95
Bevo
I'm imagining the woman shaped like toilet sign.
13:02.53
braggchestercity
yeah
13:06.27
gav
oh like
13:07.58
Mad Dog
Oh, shit.
13:08.23
braggchestercity
and The pre-chorus. There's so many people to see. There's so many people to see. And places to go. There's so many places to go. I still haven't found your love.
13:23.88
gav
Oh Jesus.
13:25.16
braggchestercity
Okay, so he is famous at this point. He's doing a lot of meet and greets and everything, but he stands there every time they introduce a new person into the room to meet BTS or whatever he's like.
13:37.81
braggchestercity
oh
13:39.83
Bevo
you guys have ever seen that movie, the Disney, Disney movie, The Emperor's New Groove, where he he's got like the lineup of women that he's he's going to potentially marry and he's like, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes.
13:40.07
gav
Every, every single person. Yes. Classic.
13:51.52
gav
a Fuck it.
13:54.30
Bevo
That is a good movie.
13:54.43
braggchestercity
um
13:55.32
gav
I forgot about that shit that would not yeah that that hasn't aged well Yeah,
13:56.73
braggchestercity
Jazz was telling me, she really wants me to watch The Road to El Dorado. I've never seen that.
14:03.92
Bevo
Oh yeah.
14:05.77
braggchestercity
And she's like, they fucking it.
14:08.26
gav
the colonized is just a fuck yeah Yeah
14:10.35
braggchestercity
And I'm like, what are you talking to me about?
14:10.57
Bevo
Yeah.
14:12.27
braggchestercity
She's like, at least watch this scene. And I'm like, okay. And they fucking it.
14:18.30
Bevo
Yeah.
14:18.41
Mad Dog
who's Who's they?
14:18.69
Bevo
Yeah.
14:19.57
braggchestercity
The chick and the dude, it's a kid's movie.
14:21.91
gav
So the dude is like a conquistador, sort of.
14:23.09
Bevo
The shape, the shapely woman and the black haired guy.
14:23.52
Mad Dog
Oh is it?
14:25.75
braggchestercity
Yeah.
14:25.87
gav
Yeah.
14:27.04
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.
14:27.40
Mad Dog
Damn!
14:30.00
braggchestercity
um Yeah, it's pretty, some hardcore stuff.
14:30.18
Mad Dog
Okay.
14:33.05
Bevo
Hmm.
14:33.79
Mad Dog
but
14:33.79
gav
yeah Yeah.
14:34.64
braggchestercity
That's what the gold will do to ya.
14:34.83
Bevo
That's your dream work dream works animation for you. Yeah.
14:37.78
braggchestercity
Dreamworks, yeah, it's not it's not Pixar or Disney.
14:40.87
Bevo
yeah
14:40.94
gav
No, the DreamWorks crew were all just sitting there jerking off on their lunch break and they were in their cubicle.
14:41.34
braggchestercity
Dreamworks.
14:42.41
Mad Dog
Yeah, those filth merchants.
14:45.38
braggchestercity
Filth merchants.
14:46.60
gav
They were in their cubicle jerking off.
14:48.08
Bevo
There's a good podcast I listen to it's, um, it was actually, I thought it was actually about Shrek, the making of Shrek and how like DreamWorks was meant to Disney and like, they would jump off the back of, I think it was El Dorado or maybe Prince of Egypt or something, but yeah, good, good podcast.
14:48.47
braggchestercity
Yeah, they were. The Road to We're gonna tell you where the gold is next week.
14:56.47
gav
ah union next week
14:58.39
Mad Dog
Okay.
15:00.02
braggchestercity
Oh, right.
15:07.49
gav
There was heaps of shenanigans with Shrek wasn't there where they the entirety Chris Farley was a Chris Farley that um was meant to voice Shrek and Then he died like part way through.
15:07.54
braggchestercity
Yeah, okay.
15:08.49
Mad Dog
got
15:10.70
Bevo
Yeah, the whole podcast is, yeah, he was, he was the voice of Shrek and like that.
15:12.99
braggchestercity
What's the trick?
15:16.95
Bevo
I think that most of the movie and then, and then, um, Mike Myers came on board and like, he was like, I want to do a Scottish accent.
15:19.55
gav
Yeah
15:23.96
Bevo
They're like, yeah, I'll link, I'll put in the show notes or something.
15:28.65
braggchestercity
Which is so funny because like way, way before Shrek, one of the funniest Mike Myers movies is So I Married an Axe Murderer.
15:35.02
Mad Dog
it
15:37.01
Bevo
ah Yeah. Where's the Scottish?
15:38.42
Mad Dog
Yes.
15:38.98
braggchestercity
And he goes he goes to his parents' house and his dad's the Scottish dude that just yells at his younger brother about how big his head is.
15:41.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.
15:46.73
Bevo
Here's the shit.
15:48.07
braggchestercity
Yeah.
15:48.16
Mad Dog
yeah
15:48.30
Bevo
yeah I've only seen that scene where he talks about like the fucking the w Rothschild.
15:50.57
gav
I've not seen that, I've not seen it.
15:53.91
braggchestercity
It's the same thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:56.17
Bevo
Yeah.
15:57.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.
15:58.46
braggchestercity
It's all about the conspiracy and the pentavrit.
16:02.26
Mad Dog
and It's not for it.
16:03.18
braggchestercity
But then, but then he Mike Myers then made the pentavrit for Netflix like two years ago.
16:04.58
gav
Oh, that's so good.
16:09.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.
16:10.51
braggchestercity
And it's all based on this stupid Scottish dad's rant in So I Married an Axe Murderer.
16:10.47
Bevo
Hmm.
16:10.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.
16:13.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.
16:16.83
Mad Dog
Look look at the head. but It's like an orange on a toothpick.
16:22.39
braggchestercity
and he just yells like head move head yeah yeah no there's a few i think yeah we got we got a decent scottish uh uk based um i know the scots and the the english nor like each other but
16:26.19
gav
ha
16:27.14
Mad Dog
Head!
16:30.47
gav
she Shout out to our Scottish listeners. I know there's at least two.
16:34.88
Mad Dog
Is it?
16:35.75
gav
All right.
16:38.47
Mad Dog
sorry
16:42.25
gav
Yeah. well No, no. Nor should they.
16:47.49
braggchestercity
yeah ye Luckily Australian made a movie about it.
16:48.51
gav
Nor should they.
16:54.64
gav
We do that.
16:54.82
braggchestercity
A Jew hating Australian.
17:01.15
braggchestercity
ah What do we got?
17:01.60
gav
Oh fuck.
17:02.68
braggchestercity
A chorus. We're up to a chorus.
17:06.15
Mad Dog
again
17:06.12
braggchestercity
That's it. It's the same thing. So verse two.
17:08.56
Bevo
Yeah, never met.
17:08.70
Mad Dog
but Yeah.
17:09.68
gav
Yeah, yep.
17:10.33
Bevo
It's all I see at night.
17:11.71
braggchestercity
yeah Verse two. I'll take her places they ain't found yet. Oh, Jesus. I'll put it all on the line. I'll be that someone she can count on.
17:25.90
braggchestercity
One, two, three, four, five.
17:29.41
Bevo
Don't count at the end of your words.
17:29.72
gav
Okay.
17:29.95
braggchestercity
I need the psycho music now.
17:31.56
gav
matt Mad Dog, you know you know what fun we're in, don't you buddy?
17:32.07
braggchestercity
I know. I really do.
17:36.14
gav
this is were We're officially in Fritzel territory.
17:37.48
braggchestercity
but Yeah.
17:38.69
Bevo
It's salivating.
17:39.76
braggchestercity
yeah
17:40.45
gav
I'll take it to places they ain't found yet, cause I dug it out under my house.
17:43.91
Mad Dog
Exactly.
17:44.58
braggchestercity
And if anyone was putting it all on the line, it was Joseph.
17:48.65
gav
Yeah, man it was man was playing with all of his cards, that's it.
17:49.14
braggchestercity
Yeah.
17:49.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.
17:51.87
braggchestercity
Yeah.
17:52.03
Mad Dog
Thank you for bringing it up before I got there because it was coming.
17:54.86
gav
ah This, yeah.
17:56.71
braggchestercity
And she could only count on him as well.
17:59.67
gav
Yeah.
17:59.76
Mad Dog
you
17:59.87
gav
Well, if there's, there's wasn't much else down there to count on.
18:02.54
braggchestercity
No.
18:03.30
Mad Dog
He was the main man in her life.
18:08.43
gav
a
18:09.87
braggchestercity
And the counting?
18:10.51
gav
well Oh, God.
18:11.14
braggchestercity
What do you think the counting is exactly?
18:16.23
Mad Dog
Probably threw her a couple of dot to dot books down there.
18:19.90
gav
ha
18:20.52
braggchestercity
Pass the time!
18:22.70
Bevo
It is like, it's like, it's a funny, like idiot bit, be like, you can count on me. Look, one, two.
18:29.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.
18:30.04
gav
yeah yeah
18:33.19
gav
Oh god.
18:33.58
braggchestercity
they so This is where if you if you you forget that it is a K-pop song and then you just start to read these, you start to just realize that so much of this shit is just throwing in, like it's so much filler.
18:47.03
Mad Dog
It doesn't mean anything.
18:47.07
braggchestercity
It's just in there.
18:47.36
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.
18:47.69
gav
Yeah, yeah.
18:47.76
Bevo
Yeah.
18:47.95
braggchestercity
like I'm going to say why a bunch.
18:49.28
Bevo
I think that.
18:50.69
braggchestercity
I'm going to count to five.
18:50.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.
18:53.13
Bevo
The word ain't makes it really like gangstery think places they ain't found yet mysterious woman that he This idea of a woman that he has in her in his head little Cinderella situation, isn't it?
18:55.83
gav
Yeah.
18:56.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.
18:56.88
braggchestercity
Yeah.
18:58.50
gav
Ha ha ha!
19:01.60
Mad Dog
yes
19:02.64
braggchestercity
So, unexplored regions of the Earth is where he's supposed to take her.
19:02.87
gav
Yeah, I didn't, there's been, yeah, he's taking her deep, deep in the Amazon.
19:08.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.
19:08.75
braggchestercity
Deep in the Amazon, the Tasmanian wilderness.
19:11.74
Mad Dog
the The Mariana Trench.
19:11.89
gav
Yeah.
19:13.40
braggchestercity
Yeah, it's just, just, there he is.
19:14.36
gav
Yeah.
19:14.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.
19:17.67
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's right. I hope you picked the right one. Yeah, he seems real confused.
19:23.37
Mad Dog
So we're assuming what he's saying, what he'll do when he finds up.
19:29.00
braggchestercity
Well yes, he hadn't found her in verse 1. Maybe at some point between verse 1 and verse 2, he tracked her down, or he thinks he has.
19:38.45
gav
Yeah. Hmm. Maybe this is like, maybe maybe he's hot on a trail and the now he's starting to fantasize about what...
19:40.00
Bevo
So hypothetical, I think.
19:40.13
Mad Dog
Because that's because
19:44.06
braggchestercity
It's a carbon San Diego situation, yes.
19:45.85
gav
Yeah.
19:47.62
braggchestercity
A henchman just ran across the the screen.
19:50.25
gav
Where in the world is...
19:50.47
braggchestercity
We're onto him here.
19:52.57
gav
ah so Yeah.
19:52.68
Mad Dog
if he's trying to woo this woman, I'll take her places they aren't found yet is one hop away from I'll take you places they'll never find you.
20:03.64
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
20:04.01
braggchestercity
it really is
20:04.39
Bevo
Imagine using that as a line on a woman like, hey babe, do you want to go somewhere that no human has ever been before?
20:07.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.
20:11.38
braggchestercity
yeah yeah
20:11.42
Bevo
she' got Never go to a second location.
20:12.64
Mad Dog
No, it's safety numbers.
20:16.48
braggchestercity
I know a spot we can go to.
20:16.95
gav
yeah we got it oh
20:19.53
braggchestercity
yeah No one's ever been there.
20:20.08
gav
ah
20:24.72
braggchestercity
Bridge.
20:24.88
gav
oh
20:25.24
braggchestercity
The bridge.
20:25.74
Bevo
It's my pants.
20:26.97
braggchestercity
It
20:27.38
gav
yeah
20:29.41
braggchestercity
My name is Jimin.
20:31.89
gav
and All right.
20:33.69
braggchestercity
Bridge.
20:33.92
Mad Dog
Jimin.
20:34.80
braggchestercity
it Who is my heart? Heart waiting for. Who is my heart?
20:38.08
Bevo
Oh, actually yeah the second course has an extra half that we did.
20:39.21
braggchestercity
Heart waiting for. Who is my heart?
20:40.97
gav
Oh, hang on a second.
20:42.37
braggchestercity
What?
20:45.97
gav
There's actually a different course in between before the bridge.
20:47.12
braggchestercity
Shut up.
20:48.02
Bevo
Yeah.
20:48.32
braggchestercity
What? It's got new stuff in it?
20:49.25
Mad Dog
Oh.
20:49.77
gav
Yep.
20:49.75
Bevo
New stuff. Yeah. New content.
20:50.76
braggchestercity
Okay. All right. Here we go. Chorus. We never met, but she's all I see at night. Never met, but she's always on my mind. Want to give her the world and so much more.
21:01.69
braggchestercity
Who is my heart waiting for? If she's someone that I see every day, is she someone a thousand miles away? Want to give her the world and so much more.
21:13.62
braggchestercity
Who is my heart waiting for?
21:16.92
gav
Hang on, is she someone that I see every day? Is he fucking serious?
21:23.42
gav
He's fairly enticed on me like, I can't find this woman.
21:24.20
Mad Dog
You were here all along Yeah Yeah
21:24.17
Bevo
Go off, King. Go off.
21:26.22
gav
Then he's like, it's possible that I see her every day.
21:26.25
braggchestercity
my entire life I've been searching. I know the person because I see them every day and night in my mind.
21:33.55
gav
ah
21:34.89
braggchestercity
They never leave my mind. From birth, this person's learning my mind. Did I see him today? Maybe?
21:41.16
gav
No, maybe I, maybe I saw him on the street this week a few times.
21:44.13
braggchestercity
It's either I either saw them today or they're a thousand miles away from me.
21:48.64
Mad Dog
yeah It's nothing in between.
21:49.96
braggchestercity
It's one or the other.
21:51.97
gav
I'd love it if it was just like he's 80 year old landlady or something and he was just like, ah, fuck.
21:56.62
braggchestercity
ah
21:57.37
Mad Dog
It's Mavis.
21:58.87
braggchestercity
ah no
21:59.24
gav
I really invested a lot of years of my life into this fantasy and...
21:59.36
Mad Dog
nay
22:01.91
braggchestercity
Now I'll have to dishonor my family with suicide.
22:05.59
gav
up But only after I fucked this old broad.
22:08.23
braggchestercity
Yeah, definitely after.
22:09.89
Mad Dog
yeah
22:10.01
braggchestercity
Yeah. yeah definitely um yeah
22:11.53
Mad Dog
I've been waiting for this out of the womb.
22:15.74
gav
She probably looked reasonable when he was born.
22:17.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, reasonable.
22:18.82
braggchestercity
To be fair, right that's the but that's the best compliment you can give a lady.
22:26.84
gav
ah
22:27.72
braggchestercity
right
22:28.80
gav
Oh darling, you are looking you are looking so reasonable tonight.
22:28.89
Mad Dog
30 years ago ago, I was very reasonable.
22:28.83
Bevo
What a reasonable lady.
22:32.32
braggchestercity
I'll tell you what, you are a reasonable looking lady.
22:36.67
Mad Dog
No, you're a handsome woman.
22:37.96
Bevo
Sounds like the next like Michael Buble hit or something.
22:38.67
gav
ah yeah
22:44.07
braggchestercity
Reasonable one!
22:44.25
Bevo
like
22:45.32
gav
yeah well She's such a reasonable lady.
22:52.15
braggchestercity
Reasonable!
22:54.88
Bevo
It's right up there with agreeable.
22:56.73
braggchestercity
It is, it's really good. yeah Yeah, it's really good.
23:00.55
gav
ah Oh, there it is. but yeah Oh fuck.
23:05.07
braggchestercity
yeah
23:08.68
braggchestercity
The bridge, I get, you just bang it on, who's my heart waiting for? We figured it out. we It took us all some minutes. He's an 80-year-old landlord.
23:20.92
gav
Oh fuck.
23:21.36
braggchestercity
ah A reasonable woman.
23:26.46
gav
but
23:27.71
braggchestercity
And then he bangs another chorus out again.
23:31.46
gav
Yeah, double chorus same thing.
23:32.10
braggchestercity
ye Double chorus, same thing.
23:32.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.
23:33.10
gav
Yeah. Yeah.
23:34.13
braggchestercity
Cool.
23:34.91
Mad Dog
Not much meat on that bone.
23:36.09
gav
Oh Fucking hell Reasonable amount of meat Yeah That was the three that was a three three was that two or three verse two two verses in a two verses with three choruses and bridges though That's that's that's all right He's put some work in
23:37.15
braggchestercity
and Enough, ah enough, enough meat, you know.
23:39.61
Mad Dog
There.
23:39.59
braggchestercity
but We're not going hungry. We're not going hungry.
23:42.47
Mad Dog
True.
23:43.37
braggchestercity
Released on the not...
23:46.69
braggchestercity
Two verse, two verse and a double chorus. Yeah, yeah. It was released on the 19th of July 2024. It's written by Ghostloop, Ten Rock, P-Dog, John Bellion and Pete Nappy.
24:05.25
gav
Jesus Christ.
24:05.32
Bevo
I've heard of John Bellion. He's, he's, he does lots of stuff.
24:09.70
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:09.97
Mad Dog
Okay.
24:10.27
Bevo
He does a Lawrence.
24:12.73
braggchestercity
John Bellion releases stuff under his own name, I think.
24:13.13
Mad Dog
Okay.
24:17.17
braggchestercity
he's had a ah In he had a song that went to number 16 on the Billboard charts called All Time Low.
24:25.63
Bevo
Hmm.
24:27.02
Mad Dog
Yay. And he's, he's got Bieber and Miley Cyrus to his credits.
24:29.52
Bevo
Yeah. and thank you le
24:31.81
braggchestercity
Okay, right, yeah. I'm more of a P-dog fan.
24:35.96
Mad Dog
Also maroon five M&M.
24:38.04
braggchestercity
f Everyone's got Maroon 5. Has Maroon 5 worked with every single producer and songwriter in the world?
24:43.08
gav
I suspect so.
24:43.20
Bevo
Must have you.
24:43.92
Mad Dog
Hang on a second. Do you know what else he's done? Seven by Jungkook.
24:49.38
gav
Oh shit!
24:51.56
Bevo
We did that one, didn't we?
24:54.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.
24:54.72
braggchestercity
That's it.
24:57.16
braggchestercity
and yeah Hey, Nappy is in a pop punk band called Ocean Park Standoff.
24:57.42
Bevo
Seven days a week, of course.
24:58.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.
24:58.54
Bevo
Right, it's all coming together.
25:04.17
Mad Dog
Wicked.
25:04.53
braggchestercity
Like anything with standoff in the name, it's always good.
25:07.74
gav
That is pretty good.
25:08.49
braggchestercity
Jimin is a member of BTS. What does BTS stand for, Gavin?
25:14.30
gav
Uh, big thirsty slurs.
25:18.76
braggchestercity
that's thats That's what I thought.
25:22.10
gav
I actually don't know. I should know that. I don't know why I don't.
25:24.31
braggchestercity
No, no, it's a big thirsty slot.
25:25.52
gav
Um, I would have said why in the sense that, um,
25:25.96
braggchestercity
You got it. That's that's what it is.
25:27.79
Bevo
Behind the scenes.
25:29.53
braggchestercity
No, that's too obvious. That's too obvious. You've got it in your thinking.
25:33.30
Mad Dog
Bind. Torture.
25:34.51
braggchestercity
Yeah.
25:35.62
Mad Dog
Shit.
25:37.85
gav
Yeah, I'm not a sh- Oh.
25:38.24
Bevo
Battle the South.
25:40.46
braggchestercity
settle the south that's good they are north korean band that's for heaps more that's rad that's cool yeah yeah it's so much cooler yeah that makes way more sense
25:43.17
gav
Holy shit, that's actually hilarious. The, uh, BTS, I have no idea how to actually- Oh, hang on. Uh, apologies, I'm gonna butch this, but Bangtan, uh, Son Yeon Dan, and apparently that translates to bulletproof boy scouts.
26:00.42
Bevo
all right
26:02.93
gav
That's- that's actually way doper than I expected.
26:03.59
Mad Dog
That's pretty good.
26:07.69
gav
Bulletproof Boy Scout, they should have just gone with Bulletproof Boy Scouts.
26:10.22
braggchestercity
Yeah, 100%.
26:10.73
gav
That's fire as fuck.
26:11.53
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's great. This song and the whole album was recorded before he went to the military.
26:19.50
gav
They all went to the military, I think.
26:20.45
braggchestercity
Yeah on November 22nd, 2023 they announced that hit hit him alongside his bandmates RMV and Jung Kook had started their enlistment process to carry out the mandatory military service.
26:21.18
Mad Dog
I have to do it.
26:24.69
Bevo
All right.
26:33.57
braggchestercity
He enlisted as an active duty soldier on December 12th at the Army 5th Division Recruit Training Center and he completed his basic training ah and yeah took the oaths and all that sort of shit he was appointed into the artillery unit in the fifth infantry division now what's cool about that it's like they went and did that and that's pretty rad so there's a thing in south korea for athletes if they win a major trophy they don't have to do their military things
27:05.01
gav
Oh, fuck.
27:06.13
Bevo
Service here.
27:07.08
braggchestercity
Yeah, so South Korea, we're in the um Asian Cup for the soccer a few years ago, and they were like desperate to win it.
27:07.20
Mad Dog
Wow.
27:19.27
braggchestercity
So because the thing is, like, there's people like, yeah, there's
27:20.79
gav
Oh, so they're they're in a corner of the globe where shit can quite easily go wrong.
27:21.52
Mad Dog
It's good motivation.
27:22.32
Bevo
The stakes are quite high.
27:27.48
braggchestercity
Yeah, pop off.
27:28.95
gav
Yeah.
27:28.97
braggchestercity
So you there's a guy, a son, who plays for Tottenham Hotspur in the English Premier League, who's making, he's probably making yeah you know like a million bucks a week getting paid to play soccer over there.
27:29.46
Mad Dog
yeah
27:42.31
braggchestercity
And that's a big pay cut if he can't turn up to his job but because he's got to go do military service.
27:46.76
Mad Dog
so
27:47.01
gav
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
27:49.08
braggchestercity
So they're so desperate. and But they didn't realize that FIFA is the most corrupt um
27:55.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.
27:56.49
gav
Organization in the world.
27:56.72
braggchestercity
Like organization ever it's basically a like an evil empire in a bond movie Yeah, and have you seen the FIFA boardroom?
28:00.02
Mad Dog
It is.
28:06.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.
28:07.17
braggchestercity
It's a bond villains lair.
28:07.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.
28:08.73
braggchestercity
It's under an underground bunker in Switzerland.
28:09.22
gav
I've not actually seen that.
28:10.98
braggchestercity
It's all Dome curve like it looks like a dr. Evil set it's hilarious like you couldn't write it you couldn't write it and So they could say
28:16.00
gav
Is it for real?
28:16.24
Mad Dog
It's there.
28:18.46
Bevo
Oh, it is too.
28:18.54
gav
Let's dig.
28:21.40
Mad Dog
They're not even trying to hide it.
28:23.62
Bevo
We go got like a map in the middle of the the room.
28:25.49
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 100%.
28:26.64
gav
ah
28:27.81
braggchestercity
They, you're expecting a phone call to come from the president, like through to there.
28:35.47
braggchestercity
They made a little bit of the final of the Asian Cup, but because FIFA had decided to give the World Cup to Qatar, who they're like, Qatar have never won a professional game of soccer before.
28:46.77
braggchestercity
How did you give these people the World Cup?
28:47.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.
28:48.89
braggchestercity
They're like, no, no, Qatar are good. they went They basically nationalized a bunch of South Americans as Qataris.
28:58.22
gav
Oh, fuck.
28:59.35
braggchestercity
And the entire Qatari team was made up other than two people that had slightly Arab names. or we like you know blazeio reando yeah no and so yeah And they're from Qatar.
29:10.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.
29:11.31
gav
ah
29:12.93
Mad Dog
guitar
29:13.38
braggchestercity
They are Qatari.
29:14.30
gav
Fuck.
29:15.71
braggchestercity
And they won the Asian Cup.
29:15.85
gav
ah
29:19.57
braggchestercity
They beat South Korea in the final. And Efrain had to go do their military service.
29:22.00
gav
ah
29:25.95
braggchestercity
And it was the most corrupt tournament of all time.
29:26.13
Bevo
Imagine the end of that game, it's walking off like hang dog expressions at the end of the game.
29:31.80
gav
Fuck.
29:32.27
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah.
29:34.17
Bevo
I'd let him win, personally. I'd take a loss.
29:37.71
braggchestercity
No, not the Kataris.
29:39.28
Mad Dog
would never take a loss.
29:39.38
gav
I would say the the the twist is the the guitar fuck.
29:40.98
braggchestercity
Not like Young Gravy.
29:43.10
Bevo
What's up, young gravy? No pearls.
29:46.67
braggchestercity
No, no elves for Young Gravy. yeah twitter It does.
29:52.01
Mad Dog
Okay.
29:52.06
Bevo
this song This song sounds like our AI theme songs that we've been using lately.
29:56.71
braggchestercity
Yeah, it does.
29:57.06
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah.
29:57.23
braggchestercity
It does. You reckon that we're just onto AI well before everyone else with this stuff?
30:01.09
Bevo
Maybe. i'm i'm waiting for I'm waiting for them to reveal that Jimin and the others are robots and have been the whole time.
30:02.11
braggchestercity
Do you think Ghost Loop is just an algorithm?
30:03.29
gav
honest right
30:06.14
Mad Dog
Absolutely.
30:11.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.
30:11.43
braggchestercity
wouldn't make sense. I don't like his voice as much as Jungkook.
30:12.46
Bevo
yeah
30:15.18
braggchestercity
I've got really, like, I've got strong opinions about my K-pop, apparently. but When I was confirming them, I'm like, I just don't think he's as talented as Jungkook.
30:19.92
gav
That's fair. That's fair.
30:23.08
braggchestercity
I thought he was much better.
30:23.70
Mad Dog
Oh, shit's all over this bloke, mate.
30:24.67
braggchestercity
But, it the yeah, there's something about these Korean producers that are just making absolute bangers of tracks, like, equivalent to early 2000s pop music.
30:33.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.
30:33.93
Bevo
Well, this one, this is, I will survive.
30:36.40
gav
Yeah, yep.
30:37.65
Bevo
It's the cause that I will survive again.
30:39.70
braggchestercity
Right, yeah, okay.
30:40.58
Bevo
So with that, they trot that out every couple of years.
30:42.02
braggchestercity
I just feel like every U.S. pop star that we do, the songs are just so, so bang average. I wonder if there's just way more cash in the K-pop market that they get in all the good stuff and all the Katy Perrys or whatever are getting the leftovers.
30:52.42
gav
They've actually, yeah, they can pay the fucking. Yeah.
31:00.12
braggchestercity
It's like when we did Women's World and they went, this is lit leftovers from Dr. Luke.
31:04.39
Bevo
It could also be that like it's the same same old people over and over again.
31:04.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.
31:04.82
gav
yeah
31:07.54
Bevo
They can only write so many like chord progressions, you know what I mean?
31:10.74
braggchestercity
Yeah.
31:11.02
Bevo
like like All the chart people are all ghostwritten by the same like three or four writers.
31:17.17
gav
Yeah.
31:18.42
Bevo
you know
31:19.06
braggchestercity
so i suss I was sussing out this guy that was part of was in this pop punk band, Ocean Park Standoff, that gets the um songwriting credits and production credits on it.
31:29.70
Bevo
Yeah.
31:30.67
braggchestercity
and Apparently, ah it's they've they've given him songwriting and production credits to make it seem like it was a song ah for them to release.
31:42.35
braggchestercity
so Ocean Park Standoff, we're going to release this song. And a labels got involved and went, um, how about I just give you money and Jimin does this.
31:54.32
braggchestercity
So this was meant to be a pop punk song.
31:55.80
gav
Fuck.
31:57.58
Mad Dog
That's weird.
31:57.62
gav
That's so weird.
31:58.45
braggchestercity
Yeah.
31:58.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.
31:59.30
braggchestercity
And somehow they've got, they've got ahold of it and been like, that's a Jimin song. Now they gave him a bunch of money and got, gave him the production credits and the songwriting credits.
32:07.86
Bevo
i am I wrote a song that I sold to someone like that once.
32:10.17
Mad Dog
Sweet.
32:11.57
braggchestercity
Really?
32:12.26
gav
Really?
32:12.44
Bevo
Yeah, I wrote it with a friend, my old guitar teacher actually, and we we sold it to a band, like a pop punk band, and and it was basically like, you get to pay out and see you later.
32:22.27
braggchestercity
How would you have felt if it had become a hit?
32:22.51
Mad Dog
sweet
32:24.92
Bevo
I'd be pretty, I'd like, you know, whatever. I'd be proud of it, but I wouldn't be chasing the money or anything because I sold it.
32:30.23
braggchestercity
Fair enough.
32:30.41
Mad Dog
yeah
32:30.61
Bevo
I thought the song was average.
32:31.66
gav
um think I think I'd say you'd be pissed that you like didn't didn't make it the hit that it became.
32:35.63
Bevo
Yeah, but you know, like who's to say I would have made it a hit.
32:37.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.
32:38.82
gav
Yeah, true.
32:39.38
Bevo
It was just something we wrote together in a room that had no like soul.
32:44.08
braggchestercity
Perfect song to sell. Is there a video, Bebo?
32:45.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.
32:47.43
Bevo
Yes, there is mad dog. who
32:50.66
Mad Dog
Why, why, why, why, why?
32:54.75
gav
yeah
33:07.70
Bevo
Jimin dances on a dark street seemingly the same one that Marty McFly arrives in at the end of Back to the Future.
33:14.71
Mad Dog
me
33:15.17
Bevo
As usual in these videos there are multiple assassination attempts on the life of the artist but fortunately or unfortunately depending on your stance on Jimin a shopping trolley on fire is very easily dodged.
33:28.39
braggchestercity
ah Right, that was the that was the weapon used.
33:28.59
gav
ah
33:31.94
Bevo
but Among other things there is a shopping trolley on fire that just
33:33.71
Mad Dog
yeah a yeah hundred yeah Not really,
33:34.53
braggchestercity
Well, he is part of the, what was it? The boistster the bulletproof Boy Scouts.
33:38.63
gav
Bulletproof Boy Scouts, I feel like this film clip is really encapsulating that spirit. He's wearing a fucking sick jacket in the film clip though.
33:44.85
braggchestercity
Don't you think even even the K-pop videos just have early 2000 Backstreet Boys vibes?
33:45.08
gav
I want his- Absolutely, absolutely.
33:50.99
Bevo
yeah I didn't get that far yet, let's have a look.
33:51.37
gav
Yep.
33:51.70
braggchestercity
Yeah.
33:52.17
gav
Yep.
33:53.34
braggchestercity
um Any YouTube comments?
33:57.58
Mad Dog
it's...
33:57.94
braggchestercity
I don't have anything.
33:58.31
gav
a lot A lot of them are in Korean, if you won't. ah Yeah, if you believe that.
34:02.27
braggchestercity
Yeah. I do believe it. Yeah.
34:05.48
Mad Dog
I always hope I'm going to find something gold when I click on the translation, but no.
34:09.45
braggchestercity
Nah.
34:11.31
gav
No. Yeah, no, I'm just straight up scrolling. Wait, two days ago, oh shit, I wonder if this is true. Two days ago, happy birthday Jimin, love you.
34:24.47
braggchestercity
ah
34:25.23
gav
I wonder if she actually does love him.
34:25.62
Bevo
And that was from, that was from Gavin Parkinson.
34:25.87
Mad Dog
Someone's come.
34:28.30
gav
ah
34:29.80
Mad Dog
hu
34:31.56
braggchestercity
Yeah, I'm about to fall off a verandah in again So positive
34:32.75
gav
He's good.
34:36.79
Bevo
yeah Oh, here's he's a good run. Me again. Jimin did so great. I love this song. Me again.
34:45.67
gav
Me again.
34:46.41
Mad Dog
Me again.
34:47.03
gav
I'd love to, I'd love to be one of those prolific, I'd love to be one of those prolific, prolific commenters and start every comment with me again.
34:47.16
Bevo
I love this song. I can't get enough of this wonderful song.
34:53.73
braggchestercity
Yeah.
34:55.66
gav
That'd be great.
34:56.07
Bevo
yeah making
34:57.15
braggchestercity
Me again.
34:58.07
Bevo
Eventually, they were like, oh, him again.
34:59.64
braggchestercity
Oh, you must do lots of stuff here. That's how you should just start everything whether you've been there or not.
35:07.26
gav
Me again.
35:07.64
braggchestercity
Yeah. And they'll be like, oh, yeah, I know you. Sure.
35:12.56
Bevo
I've got one guy that's just commenting over and over again.
35:12.69
gav
hu
35:15.06
Bevo
We've got, this is l u a dash Y3N and first comment is Jim Erika, then King Spotify, then King Min, then Perfect, then Dancing Genius.
35:26.56
braggchestercity
Oh, he's a psychopath like Jimin.
35:27.25
Bevo
and it's
35:30.25
gav
Oh.
35:30.52
Bevo
Dancing Genius.
35:31.67
Mad Dog
Dancing genius
35:32.10
braggchestercity
Dancing genius is good.
35:33.64
gav
this This has way more likes than it should. um Two months ago, we've got blonde hair, top tier visual, heavenly vocals, smooth moves, all screams perfection.
35:46.92
braggchestercity
Oh, how many lives? How many lives?
35:50.23
gav
1,700 likes.
35:52.35
braggchestercity
Sweet lord.
35:53.24
Bevo
I think a lot of these comments are people just fighting to get this to like a billion streams.
35:53.55
braggchestercity
didt
35:53.75
Mad Dog
wow
35:57.41
braggchestercity
Okay.
35:57.41
Bevo
It's like, it's like a campaign almost.
35:57.83
gav
Yeah, they're probably Russian bots.
35:59.99
braggchestercity
It's probably the people in the cubicles at K-pop headquarters.
36:03.21
Bevo
Yeah.
36:04.09
braggchestercity
Doing all this stuff. Do you know what it's time to do, fellas?
36:06.73
Bevo
ah Don't say set this game because there is a one.
36:07.09
gav
Ooh.
36:10.79
gav
ah
36:11.10
Bevo
yeah like
36:13.14
Mad Dog
It's the ultimate skill.
36:14.30
braggchestercity
It's the ultimate skill and we can't perform it.
36:15.92
gav
it
36:16.46
Bevo
Well, okay. Well, there is one technically. So the ultimate skill is, uh, this is a one song set list from the tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon on July 22nd, 2024.
36:19.29
gav
Okay.
36:25.64
braggchestercity
Yeah.
36:25.95
gav
Sick.
36:26.77
braggchestercity
Second last.
36:29.03
gav
ah um i'm going i reckon I reckon he's opening with it.
36:30.12
Bevo
Correct.
36:31.37
braggchestercity
Yeah.
36:32.79
Mad Dog
Last.
36:34.84
braggchestercity
First and last.
36:36.33
Bevo
He's opening a with it. He's closing with it. It's, a yeah um, the only time pre-recorded on an unknown date in 2023.
36:38.85
gav
Fuck yes. We've we've all got... but but We've all got the ultimate skill.
36:45.31
braggchestercity
Yeah, well done. We all have the ultimate skill. Very good.
36:49.61
Bevo
so I'll put that on my resume.
36:50.24
braggchestercity
Legacy here. It debuted at number 14 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2014.
36:54.89
gav
14!
36:57.11
braggchestercity
In 2016, Jimin was ranked the 14th most popular idol in the annual survey survey conducted by Gullip Korea. I assume that's something.
37:06.98
Bevo
yeah look
37:09.06
gav
ah I think you're wrong Hang on hang on is Is this is this fucking so hang on Jimin's from BTS is he like the Harry Styles of BTS?
37:09.61
braggchestercity
He subsequently ranked seventh in 2017, then consecutively ranked first in 2018 and 19 as the only idol to top the survey for two consecutive years.
37:22.47
braggchestercity
In 2018, yeah.
37:27.69
braggchestercity
Yeah.
37:29.88
gav
He's about to leave him in the fucking Dust and is this his breakout career?
37:31.42
Mad Dog
Is he the big dog?
37:32.25
braggchestercity
I don't know, I thought Jungkook was.
37:32.64
Bevo
No, well I would imagine, what's his name? Yeah, I would have picked him for it, more than Jimin.
37:37.96
gav
I Okay.
37:39.45
braggchestercity
I think it's maybe it's shared around.
37:39.73
gav
Yeah, fair enough.
37:42.11
braggchestercity
I don't know. It's not the cast of friends.
37:45.30
Mad Dog
Right.
37:45.63
braggchestercity
Yeah.
37:45.88
gav
Shit.
37:45.95
Bevo
They shared each other around all the time.
37:46.17
braggchestercity
You know, one of them will do ketamine and drown in a hot tub.
37:47.08
gav
Shit.
37:51.22
Mad Dog
ah Yeah.
37:51.37
gav
How long, how long do you reckon the rest of them do ketamine and drowning up, dub?
37:54.41
braggchestercity
yeah efron efron or Efron does it eventually.
37:55.42
gav
I saw how well it worked out for him. He's, he's hooked in numbers after that.
37:58.39
braggchestercity
In 2018, Jimin was the ninth most tweeted about celebrity and the eighth most tweeted tweeted about musician globally. He was named the 17th best boy band member in history by the Guardian.
38:07.87
Mad Dog
Really.
38:07.88
gav
Fuck.
38:13.78
Mad Dog
Really.
38:14.02
Bevo
Yeah, that's a short history.
38:14.06
gav
I just don't... I mean, fair and short history, but this motherfucker was not on my radar at all.
38:21.29
braggchestercity
no Now he is. so
38:23.07
gav
I mean, he was clearly on everyone else's.
38:23.06
Bevo
It feels, it's one of those things where it just feels like, like fake from, the from off.
38:23.47
braggchestercity
Now he's going to be all over your algorithm.
38:25.43
gav
I'm 100% off the fucking...
38:31.17
braggchestercity
That was racist. ah Yeah, are you ready?
38:35.69
gav
We've come to expect that from Ryan.
38:41.31
Bevo
Thank you.
38:50.13
gav
So it feels fake Bevo, is that what you were saying?
38:53.73
Bevo
Just that there's so many fans and it's like, I don't know.
38:56.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.
38:56.40
braggchestercity
Yeah. Stinks.
38:57.50
Bevo
It just, I don't know.
38:58.43
Mad Dog
It's weird though.
38:58.57
braggchestercity
Stinks. Yeah.
38:59.57
Bevo
Yeah.
38:59.96
Mad Dog
It stinks.
39:00.07
gav
Yeah, something something's amiss.
39:00.33
Mad Dog
yeah
39:00.82
Bevo
Because it's not our demographic and it's like, does your daughter like any of this K-pop stuff, Chibs?
39:06.06
braggchestercity
na ah No.
39:07.45
Bevo
So do you reckon she knows anyone that likes the K-pop stuff?
39:11.62
gav
I've got, him I've got a friend, I've got a friend who's heavily into it.
39:14.49
braggchestercity
I think it's a whole, it's a, it's a subculture.
39:14.99
gav
And she's like.
39:18.00
Bevo
Yeah, it's any any subculture country music another example.
39:18.56
Mad Dog
By country music.
39:19.05
braggchestercity
Yeah.
39:21.77
Bevo
It's like I personally don't know anyone so it mustn't exist.
39:25.10
braggchestercity
Yeah, I think the more mainstream for 13-year-old girls is your Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Taylor Swift.
39:26.10
gav
no
39:31.05
Bevo
Yeah, Cap Rone the big four.
39:31.97
braggchestercity
That's that's that's that's a trifecta.
39:32.91
Mad Dog
Right.
39:33.33
gav
Chapel Rhone. Yep.
39:35.79
braggchestercity
ah Or um if whatever that big dogs song by the Indian rapper.
39:41.96
gav
What the fuck?
39:42.37
braggchestercity
Whatever that is.
39:42.61
Bevo
the the one
39:43.48
braggchestercity
Yeah, then I don't know.
39:43.67
gav
I don't know that one.
39:44.76
braggchestercity
Well, you don't have a 13-year-old.
39:47.51
gav
but
39:47.92
Mad Dog
Big dogs.
39:48.58
braggchestercity
Yeah, actually my it's more my seven year olds like dad put big dogs on them like okay, we'll put big dogs.
39:55.74
Mad Dog
I think he showed me big dogs.
39:57.56
braggchestercity
Yeah, if he does he puts it on top.
39:57.92
gav
Oh, that's a good fucking song, man.
39:58.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.
39:59.02
Bevo
My son likes Linga by the cranberries. How good is that?
40:01.41
braggchestercity
yeah
40:02.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.
40:03.73
gav
That's a good song.
40:03.76
braggchestercity
ah Best thing that chick ever did was fucking have a bath.
40:09.40
gav
I'm talking about a lot of celebrities dying in barbs this evening. This is um is some quality content.
40:11.72
braggchestercity
They do it. Yeah. ah Net worth. We got it. What do you think Jimin is worth in 2024, doggy?
40:16.44
gav
All right.
40:20.48
Mad Dog
fuck ah I wish I had.
40:21.50
braggchestercity
Fuck.
40:22.67
Mad Dog
yeah For me, this is the ultimate skill.
40:26.83
braggchestercity
Okay. and
40:27.62
Mad Dog
Guessing net worth.
40:30.42
Mad Dog
I don't know if they actually pay these cunts or not.
40:36.30
gav
Yeah, his handler is worth fucking bang, man.
40:38.83
braggchestercity
Yeah.
40:39.06
Mad Dog
Yeah. All right. Fuck it. I'll say 11 million.
40:44.04
braggchestercity
Uh, Gav?
40:44.89
gav
I reckon you've swung low, but not by as much as I...
40:48.38
Mad Dog
Hmm.
40:48.47
gav
Yeah, not by as much as you reckon. I'm going... Fuck. I'm going 18. I'm going 18.
40:54.20
braggchestercity
Bebe?
40:55.70
Bevo
I remember when we did Jungkook and the answer was surprising and I can't remember if it was surprising one way or the other.
41:01.03
gav
but
41:03.34
Bevo
yeah
41:04.17
gav
but
41:04.30
braggchestercity
look
41:04.75
Bevo
um So I'm going to say 50 mil, I'm going to go high.
41:07.46
gav
Swing for the fences then.
41:09.85
Mad Dog
Oh.
41:10.13
braggchestercity
Okay, yeah, Bebe is close. This is $40 million. dollars
41:13.13
Mad Dog
Jesus.
41:13.19
Bevo
Yeah, it was high, yeah.
41:13.26
gav
All right, all right.
41:14.77
Mad Dog
Okay.
41:15.77
gav
That's, yeah, that is kind of surprising.
41:16.43
braggchestercity
It's not bad. It's not bad, is it?
41:17.73
gav
Yeah.
41:18.29
braggchestercity
Not really.
41:18.52
Mad Dog
I'll remember that for the next K-pop song we do.
41:20.66
gav
Yeah.
41:21.35
braggchestercity
No, you won't.
41:22.63
Mad Dog
No, I won't.
41:22.94
gav
ah
41:23.89
Mad Dog
I won't. I won't.
41:27.81
Bevo
I won't, you know.
41:33.50
braggchestercity
All right. What are we running out of here?
41:36.55
gav
Wise.
41:37.60
Bevo
um what we What was it?
41:38.63
braggchestercity
Uh, reason, uh, like, yeah.
41:39.22
Bevo
Why, why, why? yeah
41:40.55
gav
Wise, yeah. At one point he does, you know, we do count on him. We could do it on how much we count on him, one through.
41:47.21
braggchestercity
How reasonable you are.
41:49.29
gav
ah
41:50.79
Mad Dog
degrees of mental illness.
41:51.75
braggchestercity
yeah Ten, you would rather die than ever hear the song ever again. One, and it's going to be on the Spotify wrapped. What do you give this out of ten, Bevo?
42:00.86
Bevo
ah Like I said before it sounds like
42:02.89
braggchestercity
I'm getting the dog single thing up here. yeah
42:06.27
Bevo
it's He's played anyway while I talk.
42:12.22
Bevo
It sounds like one of your AI Fiverr things that you've put on the podcast, like the singing, the music.
42:15.50
braggchestercity
Yeah, it does.
42:17.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.
42:18.42
braggchestercity
Who doesn't?
42:19.41
Bevo
it like I can't deny, I love the chord progression of I Will Survive and it's it's good anytime anyone anyone uses it. But this song does fucking nothing for me. So I'm going to give it eight out of 10.
42:31.65
Mad Dog
yeah ah
42:32.04
braggchestercity
I could tell.
42:32.19
gav
shit
42:34.12
braggchestercity
I could tell as soon as it was Asians. Gav.
42:39.49
gav
Um, gear that fucking button up, mate. It's going to be a motherfucking five. It just, I don't, I don't like it. I don't dislike it.
42:50.35
gav
It is. I could not be more down the middle on this one.
42:52.61
Bevo
For you listeners, that's the weak dog fight.
42:53.41
gav
It is just, that's my cow, weak gutted dog, cowardly five.
42:55.51
braggchestercity
That's the weak gutted dog.
42:57.62
Mad Dog
Yeah. Sitting on the fucking fence.
43:00.08
gav
I'm on the fence. Um, I don't apologize for it.
43:01.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.
43:03.15
gav
I just, this one is just straight up like, I will, I will forget that we did this song in about two weeks time.
43:07.53
braggchestercity
You know what? I did the research for this song so long ago.
43:11.54
Bevo
Yeah, because we get postponed here, didn't we?
43:11.67
gav
but Well, that's the thing.
43:11.75
Mad Dog
yeah
43:12.30
braggchestercity
Because it's just been on it's just been on the back burner.
43:13.11
gav
It got put off.
43:14.46
braggchestercity
It kept getting put off.
43:14.61
gav
It got put off like six fucking times.
43:14.99
Mad Dog
It adds.
43:16.35
braggchestercity
That I don't i don't remember it, but I did put my score down here.
43:16.81
gav
like
43:20.66
Bevo
Oh yeah.
43:22.07
braggchestercity
So we'll see. Doggy, what did you give it?
43:24.97
Mad Dog
Um yeah I'm definitely there in the ballpark um it's oh no no I hate it I hate it more than being a weak gutted fucking filthy fucking mutt um a seven I'm a seven
43:32.17
braggchestercity
is how How weak is this dog? Okay, alright, okay. yeah
43:42.35
braggchestercity
yeah
43:46.29
gav
All right. All right.
43:46.91
Bevo
Fair enough.
43:47.67
braggchestercity
yeahoon Look, I don't remember this song at all.
43:54.07
gav
Yeah.
43:54.23
braggchestercity
I didn't listen to it again, but ah two months ago when I did all of the stuff for it, I gave it a four.
44:06.99
Mad Dog
Ooh!
44:07.08
gav
Okay.
44:07.14
Bevo
Crazy frog four.
44:08.39
braggchestercity
Yeah, ring-a-ding-ding, airbams.
44:09.01
Mad Dog
Loves it!
44:09.11
gav
I'm going to bring you a ding ding.
44:10.61
Mad Dog
Fucking hell. Absolutely loves it.
44:12.09
gav
Jesus.
44:13.85
braggchestercity
I must have thought it was okay at the time. I don't remember it, to be honest with you. and don't I mean, I've got this section.
44:19.49
gav
ahha
44:19.81
braggchestercity
like I mean, that's pretty cool, I guess.
44:24.23
Bevo
what
44:24.69
gav
Production production value production value is pretty fucking high on this I will say that's that's probably the standout thing like beva you were saying you love that co-op regression The production is pretty fucking died
44:24.83
Bevo
i and
44:25.16
braggchestercity
that was Sure.
44:27.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.
44:30.39
braggchestercity
Yeah.
44:33.77
Bevo
Well, put it this way, I'm going to go and listen to Beautiful Life by Ace of Bass.
44:37.34
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:38.78
gav
but
44:38.89
braggchestercity
Ace of base of the real winners tonight. Thank you, fellas. Everybody else, go and fuck yourself.
braggchestercity
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to push a boogie board underwater and let it fly up out of the water and uppercut you into the stratosphere.
00:52.78
gav
a
00:54.81
Mad Dog
a
00:55.84
Bevo
we've all been there
00:56.17
gav
I'd be, I'd be interested in and has i't or if that's a bit of an Australianism.
00:56.66
Mad Dog
Everyone's done it.
00:57.42
Bevo
yeah
01:00.72
gav
Sure. Is that drinking that's global?
01:01.97
Bevo
um
01:02.05
braggchestercity
I think anywhere that a boogie board's in a water, are someone has held that thing under and let it go, and it has absolutely fucking given them the Mike Tyson.
01:07.44
Mad Dog
It's broken your fucking nose.
01:11.28
gav
That was my, that was my introduction to cock and ball torture at eight years old was just like doing that, doing exactly that, but holding it between my legs and just letting it repeatedly ram my k nuts.
01:11.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.
01:17.52
braggchestercity
so Just let it, repeatedly, just come at me, Ocean.
01:22.53
Bevo
We've all been there.
01:24.71
braggchestercity
Be filthier, you blake.
01:28.09
Bevo
Can we just briefly talk about the brand new theme song that Dan's done for us?
01:33.61
braggchestercity
hmm okay
01:34.05
Mad Dog
Pretty good.
01:34.15
gav
yeah
01:35.23
Bevo
Tell me, this is my thought pattern. Tell me if it's the same for you guys.
01:37.71
braggchestercity
yeah it's a slot it's a slide slide guitar that makes it a link
01:37.99
Bevo
First couple of lines, I'm like, I thought the other one had a bit of charm. And then the rest of the band comes in. It's like a big warm hug.
01:44.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.
01:44.55
Bevo
And you're like, Oh yeah, he's got it.
01:45.36
gav
yeah I love it.
01:45.71
Mad Dog
yeah
01:47.19
Bevo
Yeah.
01:48.20
gav
Yeah, I messaged him afterwards and I was just like, is that fucking pedal steel guitar?
01:48.23
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:51.96
gav
And he's like, it's not, but it's made to sound like pedal steel.
01:54.56
Bevo
yeah i told it i actually messaged him and i was like i want to put some pedal steel on this so i will eventually
01:58.29
gav
Oh, that's so sick. I fucking love a bit of pedal steel.
02:00.44
braggchestercity
I didn't write anything after he said it until he said, are you alive?
02:00.78
Bevo
vilet when
02:03.84
braggchestercity
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
02:04.27
Bevo
yeah
02:05.97
gav
yeah Yeah, good job. Fuck you.
02:10.21
braggchestercity
ah
02:10.65
gav
I love that. I love that he put the effort in.
02:11.59
braggchestercity
ah Yeah.
02:12.57
gav
That was that was dope. um Yeah, I think it's a a nice and nice ah nice update.
02:16.79
braggchestercity
Yeah, actually he messaged me as well and wants to come back on. He wants to do a song from Willy Wonka or something. And I'm like, yeah, we could do that.
02:22.04
gav
Oh, that's a good idea. We should do a um we should do a movie soundtrack week or something. like ah Yeah, let's do it.
02:27.71
Bevo
Yeah, that'd be good.
02:29.79
braggchestercity
Yeah.
02:29.81
Bevo
Song from movies.
02:31.58
braggchestercity
Nuts, what business you insult?
02:33.70
gav
We should forget that we've had this conversation. And in a few weeks when Jazz Catches up, she can text us and be like, dude do do the do the movie soundtrack week like you suggested.
02:38.64
braggchestercity
Shit, that's normally how it goes.
02:41.12
Bevo
Well, remember we were going to do the, we were going to do the um Willy Wonka script as it like a table read.
02:46.28
braggchestercity
Yeah, I've got the script. I've still got it saved in my Google Drive, the entire script. And we were going to do a scene awake as a Patreon thing where we act out the entire movie.
02:52.20
Bevo
Yeah.
02:52.59
gav
Oh, oh, can fucking we?
02:53.31
Bevo
Table read.
02:55.21
braggchestercity
Yeah, but instead but instead I ended up with a, um if you choose, fo if you give a song a five, you get the weak gutted dog.
03:07.73
gav
Yeah, okay.
03:08.80
Mad Dog
a
03:09.11
gav
That's, that's a pretty fair trade off.
03:10.31
Mad Dog
You chose the wakest kind of dog as well.
03:11.58
braggchestercity
be it yeah yeah Thank you.
03:14.41
gav
You've only got so much time in your, in your, you know, so much space in your calendar. And I'm glad that you filled it with the weak gutted dog.
03:18.98
Bevo
And it's it's like, I see you subscribe to the weak gutted dog tier of Patreon.
03:19.06
braggchestercity
Thanks.
03:19.58
gav
That's
03:23.68
gav
ah
03:26.37
Bevo
So here's what you get.
03:26.63
gav
a
03:27.16
braggchestercity
Yeah, I should rename the things.
03:28.41
gav
so wait
03:29.72
braggchestercity
Anyway, what do we know by Jimin?
03:52.59
Bevo
Before I forget, does anyone else hear that that that old song?
03:53.43
braggchestercity
Yeah.
03:54.95
gav
By
03:57.00
Bevo
It's a beautiful night.
03:58.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.
03:59.97
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does have that vibe, doesn't it?
04:00.68
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.
04:01.30
gav
tab of and Yeah, yeah.
04:02.58
Mad Dog
Absolutely.
04:02.62
braggchestercity
Yeah, that never came out in Korea.
04:04.61
Bevo
Oh, it's a beautiful life.
04:05.40
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:07.21
gav
Or his producer doesn't know it came out in Korea.
04:09.82
braggchestercity
yeah Maybe it was North Korea only that came out.
04:13.61
gav
They use it to torture Southern South Koreans?
04:17.12
Bevo
Ace of bass.
04:18.14
braggchestercity
Ah, how good was Ace of Base?
04:18.87
Bevo
What are you doing?
04:19.78
braggchestercity
Is that the sign? Ace of Base did the sign?
04:21.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:21.87
Bevo
Yeah, and um and all that she wants is another baby.
04:22.09
braggchestercity
Ah, I saw the sign.
04:22.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:24.20
gav
Oh, nice.
04:25.98
braggchestercity
All that she wants is another baby.
04:26.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:27.99
gav
here's
04:30.66
gav
um ah
04:32.12
braggchestercity
I think
04:32.76
Bevo
We got it. Have we done that? We got to do that one.
04:35.22
Mad Dog
We got to do that,
04:35.32
gav
We should, I reckon we could probably, we could probably get a member of Ace of Base on the pod, I reckon.
04:36.30
braggchestercity
we have done an Ace of Base song.
04:40.28
braggchestercity
I think we have done an Ace of Base song.
04:41.22
Bevo
Now that's South Clark episode where there's that guy that was frozen in 1996.
04:42.20
braggchestercity
I think we have. I'd have to go back.
04:47.55
Bevo
He's listening to the sign in his room.
04:50.31
Mad Dog
That'd be a great era to be frozen.
04:50.45
gav
ah
04:53.62
braggchestercity
That's great.
04:54.26
gav
hey
04:54.34
braggchestercity
That's so good.
04:55.55
gav
Did you see that that those guys bought Casa Bonita and are opening?
04:58.91
braggchestercity
Yes. There's a whole documentary coming out about it.
05:01.01
gav
Yeah, on on on um Paramount.
05:01.90
braggchestercity
Yeah.
05:02.98
gav
I saw the ad for it earlier.
05:03.41
braggchestercity
Yeah.
05:04.26
gav
That's what made me think of it.
05:05.28
braggchestercity
Yeah.
05:05.34
gav
It's fucking looks so good.
05:05.67
braggchestercity
Yeah. Looks like something funny. um Trusty Beverage is here.
05:09.92
Bevo
yes i've said all i need to say
05:12.04
gav
How you doing?
05:12.50
braggchestercity
Gavin. Mad Dog.
05:16.97
braggchestercity
sweet lord so not not at all not at all uh the southern's not here he got arrested fucking idiot right he stole a stop sign um but then he tried to sell it on facebook marketplace and he gave the address of like where to pick it up from
05:17.02
gav
Jesus Christ.
05:18.44
Mad Dog
nothing weak got it about that though
05:19.64
gav
There's a lot of sick dogs on this fucking podcast.
05:27.18
gav
ah
05:34.88
Bevo
Yes, I've said all I need to say.
05:40.53
braggchestercity
yeah I don't know if he's going to go to jail, he'll probably get a fine, you know, slap on the wrist.
05:43.59
Mad Dog
it
05:43.90
gav
Yeah, that's a slap on the wrist for sure.
05:44.21
Mad Dog
a
05:45.41
braggchestercity
But still, you're certainly selling it for 25 bucks. andlu yeah yeah Yeah, that's true, that's it.
05:48.76
gav
ah
05:49.84
Mad Dog
Easing 25.
05:54.60
braggchestercity
Jimin. Not to be confused with Jiminy Cricket, or Jimoan, or, you know, Jimbo, Jojo.
05:56.63
gav
Who?
06:04.26
Bevo
know going to The act of going to the gym.
06:06.50
braggchestercity
Yeah. A game.
06:09.14
gav
I
06:09.84
Mad Dog
go
06:12.15
braggchestercity
e he kicks He kicks off with a chorus, because the Koreans don't fuck around.
06:18.00
Mad Dog
Nah, about efficiency, yeah.
06:18.76
gav
respect that.
06:19.63
braggchestercity
So do I. So do I. It says, we never met, and but she's all I see at night.
06:27.71
gav
Oh God.
06:28.63
braggchestercity
Never met, but she's always on my mind. Want to give her the world and so much more. Who is my heart waiting for?
06:40.96
gav
Do you think he's a peeping Tom?
06:44.15
braggchestercity
It sort of stinks of you, you know, the Netflix show, You.
06:48.24
gav
Yeah.
06:48.95
Bevo
Oh, yeah.
06:49.33
gav
Yep.
06:49.81
Bevo
Yeah.
06:50.09
gav
Forget who. Here's you.
06:51.99
braggchestercity
Like if you just sort of said it, like it's the one with like Penn Badgley and he stalks chicks and he's really, he's a psychopath, but he, he, hinderrates he narrates, he narrates everything.
06:52.14
Mad Dog
Which one's you?
06:57.36
Bevo
Yeah. And he's fucked up.
07:00.76
gav
super murdering Super murdery, murdery show.
07:03.52
Mad Dog
Oh, I haven't seen that yet.
07:03.92
braggchestercity
So it'll have him just looking through the windows and and you get the narration. It's like, we never met, but she's all I see at night.
07:12.81
Bevo
Yeah.
07:12.90
Mad Dog
Oh okay, okay alright.
07:13.01
Bevo
Yeah. And it somehow makes you kind of root for him a little bit.
07:14.02
braggchestercity
ah
07:17.20
braggchestercity
Yeah, he's ah the protagonist.
07:19.62
Bevo
like and yeah Yeah.
07:20.12
gav
ah Yeah, any show that can turn a psychopath into the protagonist is okay in my book.
07:20.99
braggchestercity
Yeah.
07:24.99
braggchestercity
Yeah.
07:25.77
Mad Dog
This is 100% peeping Tom.
07:25.74
Bevo
What do you reckon is more than the world that offering like the atmosphere?
07:28.46
Mad Dog
That's a great call.
07:29.29
braggchestercity
Hmm.
07:30.37
gav
yeah
07:34.38
gav
The world and half of Mars.
07:37.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.
07:38.70
braggchestercity
Could be, it could be collecting space junk.
07:38.81
Mad Dog
One million dollars.
07:44.80
gav
Yeah.
07:45.11
Bevo
Yeah.
07:45.53
gav
Yep.
07:45.82
Mad Dog
What does, what does the world count as?
07:45.90
Bevo
Oh, debris.
07:46.32
gav
That's off world.
07:47.49
braggchestercity
Yeah.
07:49.03
Mad Dog
ah Is it earth or all cosmos?
07:51.62
gav
I think it's, I think it's, I think it's earth, but I think wasn't there, um, they had to update the legal fucking, Oh, what was this?
07:54.48
Mad Dog
Right.
08:01.98
gav
Do you remember this chips? There was a thing a few years ago where I think something to do with music, downloading or streaming or something. And, and they were universe.
08:08.00
braggchestercity
Oh, that's right. They, they had to change it to universe. Like it's within the universe.
08:13.48
gav
Yeah.
08:13.50
braggchestercity
It is out.
08:13.72
gav
Because people were bouncing shit off satellites being like, it's not in the, it's not in the world.
08:15.76
braggchestercity
Yeah. No, that's right.
08:18.38
gav
Like.
08:18.82
braggchestercity
It was like on in the world, we have the rights to this and they had to change things to the universe.
08:19.01
Mad Dog
Okay. World.
08:23.50
Bevo
universe
08:24.35
gav
Yeah, which sounds dope.
08:24.93
braggchestercity
Yeah.
08:25.00
Mad Dog
Okay.
08:25.00
Bevo
just case It's like those jokes of like the aliens are watching this universe and not seeing any aliens.
08:26.80
Mad Dog
That's ridiculous.
08:31.60
gav
ah
08:32.44
braggchestercity
Oh, this chick said ugly as shit.
08:33.38
Mad Dog
This seems very speciesist.
08:34.66
Bevo
could
08:35.19
gav
I like the idea, though, that that's what I was gonna say in in in, you know, in, I guess, probably what, the next four years when they discover Intellir is an alien life, they're gonna be like, oh, yeah, sorry, we laid down a bunch of laws that now apply to your homeland. And I'm like, like, fuck, you did.
08:52.19
braggchestercity
Yeah, no, no.
08:53.06
gav
motherfucker.
08:53.72
Bevo
colonization of the universe.
08:54.97
gav
Our entire fucking planet is based on pirating your music.
08:58.03
braggchestercity
Yeah.
08:58.06
gav
You can fuck off with those laws. I'd like to see that holed up in a fucking gra court, bitch.
09:04.13
braggchestercity
He seems confused here that he's saying he's never met this person, but he sees them. He's never met them, but constantly on his mind, like this guy can't get through his day. he got He's sitting there at his office job in his cubicle, just staring like a raw dog on his computer.
09:15.96
gav
ah
09:20.63
gav
yeah ah so
09:21.90
braggchestercity
And and hes just cannot he can't do anything because she's always on his mind.
09:22.29
gav
ah ah
09:26.66
braggchestercity
and then ah But then he's confused.
09:26.95
gav
god
09:29.36
braggchestercity
as ah Who is his heart waiting for? so it it that It really is just some nameless woman that he follows you know on his lunch break or something.
09:42.19
Bevo
I reckon, well, he says at the start, we've never met, but she's all I see at night.
09:43.86
gav
so...
09:45.77
Bevo
So maybe he's got one of those like eye masks that has a picture of her on the inside.
09:49.84
gav
um means so
09:50.73
braggchestercity
a
09:50.83
Bevo
you
09:53.33
braggchestercity
that would be a real sneaky place to hide a shrine wouldn't it it's just like turns out there was a shrine to aware on the inside of his sleeping mask yeah yeah
09:55.41
gav
sir ah ah oh like
10:03.22
Mad Dog
Mask.
10:04.93
gav
I love, I love to, you fucking cracked me a bit there when you said on his lunch break is Jimin is globally famous pop star in the very famous band BTS and um just the idea of him having a fucking lunch break from a cubicle is so fucking funny.
10:20.20
braggchestercity
I just, I just, there is something it something, there is something that's so, yeah there's something so manufactured about K-pop that it would not surprise me that there is an office building with cubicles that all of these pop stars are put into and they clock, like they have the card that gets punched.
10:24.08
Mad Dog
and Working it in a cubicle.
10:29.80
gav
that They might just be in a cubicle. Yep.
10:33.54
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Clock in.
10:34.11
gav
Yep.
10:34.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.
10:37.98
Bevo
Yeah.
10:38.35
gav
Yep.
10:39.68
Bevo
The punch card, yeah.
10:40.71
braggchestercity
Yeah.
10:41.59
gav
Yep.
10:41.65
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah. They're not thinking for themselves.
10:42.90
braggchestercity
Yeah.
10:44.80
Mad Dog
They're fucking, they're robots.
10:44.87
braggchestercity
Nah. Well, I'll tell you what Jimin is. Jimin's thinking for himself, thinking about this chick that he doesn't know. That's what he's thinking about.
10:53.24
gav
yeah
10:53.58
braggchestercity
ah We'll see if we get any more context in verse one that says, if every day I think about her, yeah, every day of my life, then tell me why I haven't found her.
11:04.81
gav
yeah
11:08.19
braggchestercity
Why, why, why, why, why?
11:10.11
Mad Dog
all right this is this is not only fucking peeping tom shit this is full blown mental illness like this guy's got some yeah yeah
11:18.97
braggchestercity
hey
11:19.12
Bevo
Psychosis.
11:19.93
braggchestercity
yeah yeah there is
11:20.19
gav
Yeah, he's seeing shit that's not there. Yeah.
11:23.50
Bevo
If every day I think about her, why haven't I found her, she doesn't exist.
11:23.75
gav
She does. She definitely doesn't exist, right?
11:29.11
gav
and
11:29.18
braggchestercity
That's in your head Jimin. Your head isn't real.
11:31.31
Mad Dog
yeah
11:35.67
gav
Oh, fucking hell.
11:36.14
braggchestercity
And I like the tantrum at the end. It's like he's stamping his foot.
11:38.19
gav
Why? Why?
11:38.68
Mad Dog
Why?
11:38.79
gav
Why?
11:39.01
Bevo
Why, why, why?
11:39.15
gav
Why? Why?
11:42.08
braggchestercity
Why, why, why?
11:43.58
Bevo
This is his um his Roman Empire.
11:43.74
gav
um Yeah.
11:45.91
braggchestercity
yeah It really is.
11:47.95
gav
I feel like Y is one of those words as well that when, like, I didn't even notice that he said it five times while listening to it. Cause it's kind of one of those like, he's singing just like, wow why by but when you say Y repeatedly, it's so fucking annoying.
11:56.57
braggchestercity
Yeah.
12:00.36
braggchestercity
So annoying.
12:01.80
Mad Dog
Yeah, it is.
12:01.96
braggchestercity
Yeah.
12:02.43
gav
No fucking annoying.
12:02.72
Mad Dog
i
12:03.81
braggchestercity
Every day of his life as well, which means from from birth, he he came out psychotic.
12:03.88
Mad Dog
and
12:07.36
gav
He was thinking about her when she was, yeah. ha
12:15.12
Mad Dog
Just go ahead.
12:15.77
braggchestercity
He came out needing to be on anti-psychotics, but they didn't pick up on that until he was maybe eight.
12:16.08
gav
to
12:23.83
gav
He came out, his mum was just like, his mum tried to give him some skin to skin and he was just like, this is the wrong bitch.
12:24.21
Mad Dog
I really don't do anything by halves.
12:30.39
gav
Where's where's where's the woman I'm picturing?
12:30.83
braggchestercity
where i duck yeah yeah yeah Why haven't I found her?
12:32.59
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah
12:36.39
Bevo
I just imagine he's like, he imagines her in and ah in his mind and it's just like this cut out of where a woman would be.
12:43.79
gav
ah
12:44.41
Bevo
Just a woman shaped hole.
12:45.68
braggchestercity
It's just a silhouette.
12:47.02
gav
so super shapely you she's just hourglass figure
12:47.54
Bevo
yeah yeah
12:52.08
braggchestercity
is that Is that Wilma Flintstone?
12:55.13
Bevo
I'm imagining like a woman symbol.
12:58.31
gav
ah
12:58.95
Bevo
I'm imagining the woman shaped like toilet sign.
13:02.53
braggchestercity
yeah
13:06.27
gav
oh like
13:07.58
Mad Dog
Oh, shit.
13:08.23
braggchestercity
and The pre-chorus. There's so many people to see. There's so many people to see. And places to go. There's so many places to go. I still haven't found your love.
13:23.88
gav
Oh Jesus.
13:25.16
braggchestercity
Okay, so he is famous at this point. He's doing a lot of meet and greets and everything, but he stands there every time they introduce a new person into the room to meet BTS or whatever he's like.
13:37.81
braggchestercity
oh
13:39.83
Bevo
you guys have ever seen that movie, the Disney, Disney movie, The Emperor's New Groove, where he he's got like the lineup of women that he's he's going to potentially marry and he's like, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes.
13:40.07
gav
Every, every single person. Yes. Classic.
13:51.52
gav
a Fuck it.
13:54.30
Bevo
That is a good movie.
13:54.43
braggchestercity
um
13:55.32
gav
I forgot about that shit that would not yeah that that hasn't aged well Yeah,
13:56.73
braggchestercity
Jazz was telling me, she really wants me to watch The Road to El Dorado. I've never seen that.
14:03.92
Bevo
Oh yeah.
14:05.77
braggchestercity
And she's like, they fucking it.
14:08.26
gav
the colonized is just a fuck yeah Yeah
14:10.35
braggchestercity
And I'm like, what are you talking to me about?
14:10.57
Bevo
Yeah.
14:12.27
braggchestercity
She's like, at least watch this scene. And I'm like, okay. And they fucking it.
14:18.30
Bevo
Yeah.
14:18.41
Mad Dog
who's Who's they?
14:18.69
Bevo
Yeah.
14:19.57
braggchestercity
The chick and the dude, it's a kid's movie.
14:21.91
gav
So the dude is like a conquistador, sort of.
14:23.09
Bevo
The shape, the shapely woman and the black haired guy.
14:23.52
Mad Dog
Oh is it?
14:25.75
braggchestercity
Yeah.
14:25.87
gav
Yeah.
14:27.04
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.
14:27.40
Mad Dog
Damn!
14:30.00
braggchestercity
um Yeah, it's pretty, some hardcore stuff.
14:30.18
Mad Dog
Okay.
14:33.05
Bevo
Hmm.
14:33.79
Mad Dog
but
14:33.79
gav
yeah Yeah.
14:34.64
braggchestercity
That's what the gold will do to ya.
14:34.83
Bevo
That's your dream work dream works animation for you. Yeah.
14:37.78
braggchestercity
Dreamworks, yeah, it's not it's not Pixar or Disney.
14:40.87
Bevo
yeah
14:40.94
gav
No, the DreamWorks crew were all just sitting there jerking off on their lunch break and they were in their cubicle.
14:41.34
braggchestercity
Dreamworks.
14:42.41
Mad Dog
Yeah, those filth merchants.
14:45.38
braggchestercity
Filth merchants.
14:46.60
gav
They were in their cubicle jerking off.
14:48.08
Bevo
There's a good podcast I listen to it's, um, it was actually, I thought it was actually about Shrek, the making of Shrek and how like DreamWorks was meant to Disney and like, they would jump off the back of, I think it was El Dorado or maybe Prince of Egypt or something, but yeah, good, good podcast.
14:48.47
braggchestercity
Yeah, they were. The Road to We're gonna tell you where the gold is next week.
14:56.47
gav
ah union next week
14:58.39
Mad Dog
Okay.
15:00.02
braggchestercity
Oh, right.
15:07.49
gav
There was heaps of shenanigans with Shrek wasn't there where they the entirety Chris Farley was a Chris Farley that um was meant to voice Shrek and Then he died like part way through.
15:07.54
braggchestercity
Yeah, okay.
15:08.49
Mad Dog
got
15:10.70
Bevo
Yeah, the whole podcast is, yeah, he was, he was the voice of Shrek and like that.
15:12.99
braggchestercity
What's the trick?
15:16.95
Bevo
I think that most of the movie and then, and then, um, Mike Myers came on board and like, he was like, I want to do a Scottish accent.
15:19.55
gav
Yeah
15:23.96
Bevo
They're like, yeah, I'll link, I'll put in the show notes or something.
15:28.65
braggchestercity
Which is so funny because like way, way before Shrek, one of the funniest Mike Myers movies is So I Married an Axe Murderer.
15:35.02
Mad Dog
it
15:37.01
Bevo
ah Yeah. Where's the Scottish?
15:38.42
Mad Dog
Yes.
15:38.98
braggchestercity
And he goes he goes to his parents' house and his dad's the Scottish dude that just yells at his younger brother about how big his head is.
15:41.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.
15:46.73
Bevo
Here's the shit.
15:48.07
braggchestercity
Yeah.
15:48.16
Mad Dog
yeah
15:48.30
Bevo
yeah I've only seen that scene where he talks about like the fucking the w Rothschild.
15:50.57
gav
I've not seen that, I've not seen it.
15:53.91
braggchestercity
It's the same thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:56.17
Bevo
Yeah.
15:57.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.
15:58.46
braggchestercity
It's all about the conspiracy and the pentavrit.
16:02.26
Mad Dog
and It's not for it.
16:03.18
braggchestercity
But then, but then he Mike Myers then made the pentavrit for Netflix like two years ago.
16:04.58
gav
Oh, that's so good.
16:09.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.
16:10.51
braggchestercity
And it's all based on this stupid Scottish dad's rant in So I Married an Axe Murderer.
16:10.47
Bevo
Hmm.
16:10.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.
16:13.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.
16:16.83
Mad Dog
Look look at the head. but It's like an orange on a toothpick.
16:22.39
braggchestercity
and he just yells like head move head yeah yeah no there's a few i think yeah we got we got a decent scottish uh uk based um i know the scots and the the english nor like each other but
16:26.19
gav
ha
16:27.14
Mad Dog
Head!
16:30.47
gav
she Shout out to our Scottish listeners. I know there's at least two.
16:34.88
Mad Dog
Is it?
16:35.75
gav
All right.
16:38.47
Mad Dog
sorry
16:42.25
gav
Yeah. well No, no. Nor should they.
16:47.49
braggchestercity
yeah ye Luckily Australian made a movie about it.
16:48.51
gav
Nor should they.
16:54.64
gav
We do that.
16:54.82
braggchestercity
A Jew hating Australian.
17:01.15
braggchestercity
ah What do we got?
17:01.60
gav
Oh fuck.
17:02.68
braggchestercity
A chorus. We're up to a chorus.
17:06.15
Mad Dog
again
17:06.12
braggchestercity
That's it. It's the same thing. So verse two.
17:08.56
Bevo
Yeah, never met.
17:08.70
Mad Dog
but Yeah.
17:09.68
gav
Yeah, yep.
17:10.33
Bevo
It's all I see at night.
17:11.71
braggchestercity
yeah Verse two. I'll take her places they ain't found yet. Oh, Jesus. I'll put it all on the line. I'll be that someone she can count on.
17:25.90
braggchestercity
One, two, three, four, five.
17:29.41
Bevo
Don't count at the end of your words.
17:29.72
gav
Okay.
17:29.95
braggchestercity
I need the psycho music now.
17:31.56
gav
matt Mad Dog, you know you know what fun we're in, don't you buddy?
17:32.07
braggchestercity
I know. I really do.
17:36.14
gav
this is were We're officially in Fritzel territory.
17:37.48
braggchestercity
but Yeah.
17:38.69
Bevo
It's salivating.
17:39.76
braggchestercity
yeah
17:40.45
gav
I'll take it to places they ain't found yet, cause I dug it out under my house.
17:43.91
Mad Dog
Exactly.
17:44.58
braggchestercity
And if anyone was putting it all on the line, it was Joseph.
17:48.65
gav
Yeah, man it was man was playing with all of his cards, that's it.
17:49.14
braggchestercity
Yeah.
17:49.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.
17:51.87
braggchestercity
Yeah.
17:52.03
Mad Dog
Thank you for bringing it up before I got there because it was coming.
17:54.86
gav
ah This, yeah.
17:56.71
braggchestercity
And she could only count on him as well.
17:59.67
gav
Yeah.
17:59.76
Mad Dog
you
17:59.87
gav
Well, if there's, there's wasn't much else down there to count on.
18:02.54
braggchestercity
No.
18:03.30
Mad Dog
He was the main man in her life.
18:08.43
gav
a
18:09.87
braggchestercity
And the counting?
18:10.51
gav
well Oh, God.
18:11.14
braggchestercity
What do you think the counting is exactly?
18:16.23
Mad Dog
Probably threw her a couple of dot to dot books down there.
18:19.90
gav
ha
18:20.52
braggchestercity
Pass the time!
18:22.70
Bevo
It is like, it's like, it's a funny, like idiot bit, be like, you can count on me. Look, one, two.
18:29.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.
18:30.04
gav
yeah yeah
18:33.19
gav
Oh god.
18:33.58
braggchestercity
they so This is where if you if you you forget that it is a K-pop song and then you just start to read these, you start to just realize that so much of this shit is just throwing in, like it's so much filler.
18:47.03
Mad Dog
It doesn't mean anything.
18:47.07
braggchestercity
It's just in there.
18:47.36
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.
18:47.69
gav
Yeah, yeah.
18:47.76
Bevo
Yeah.
18:47.95
braggchestercity
like I'm going to say why a bunch.
18:49.28
Bevo
I think that.
18:50.69
braggchestercity
I'm going to count to five.
18:50.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.
18:53.13
Bevo
The word ain't makes it really like gangstery think places they ain't found yet mysterious woman that he This idea of a woman that he has in her in his head little Cinderella situation, isn't it?
18:55.83
gav
Yeah.
18:56.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.
18:56.88
braggchestercity
Yeah.
18:58.50
gav
Ha ha ha!
19:01.60
Mad Dog
yes
19:02.64
braggchestercity
So, unexplored regions of the Earth is where he's supposed to take her.
19:02.87
gav
Yeah, I didn't, there's been, yeah, he's taking her deep, deep in the Amazon.
19:08.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.
19:08.75
braggchestercity
Deep in the Amazon, the Tasmanian wilderness.
19:11.74
Mad Dog
the The Mariana Trench.
19:11.89
gav
Yeah.
19:13.40
braggchestercity
Yeah, it's just, just, there he is.
19:14.36
gav
Yeah.
19:14.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.
19:17.67
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's right. I hope you picked the right one. Yeah, he seems real confused.
19:23.37
Mad Dog
So we're assuming what he's saying, what he'll do when he finds up.
19:29.00
braggchestercity
Well yes, he hadn't found her in verse 1. Maybe at some point between verse 1 and verse 2, he tracked her down, or he thinks he has.
19:38.45
gav
Yeah. Hmm. Maybe this is like, maybe maybe he's hot on a trail and the now he's starting to fantasize about what...
19:40.00
Bevo
So hypothetical, I think.
19:40.13
Mad Dog
Because that's because
19:44.06
braggchestercity
It's a carbon San Diego situation, yes.
19:45.85
gav
Yeah.
19:47.62
braggchestercity
A henchman just ran across the the screen.
19:50.25
gav
Where in the world is...
19:50.47
braggchestercity
We're onto him here.
19:52.57
gav
ah so Yeah.
19:52.68
Mad Dog
if he's trying to woo this woman, I'll take her places they aren't found yet is one hop away from I'll take you places they'll never find you.
20:03.64
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.
20:04.01
braggchestercity
it really is
20:04.39
Bevo
Imagine using that as a line on a woman like, hey babe, do you want to go somewhere that no human has ever been before?
20:07.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.
20:11.38
braggchestercity
yeah yeah
20:11.42
Bevo
she' got Never go to a second location.
20:12.64
Mad Dog
No, it's safety numbers.
20:16.48
braggchestercity
I know a spot we can go to.
20:16.95
gav
yeah we got it oh
20:19.53
braggchestercity
yeah No one's ever been there.
20:20.08
gav
ah
20:24.72
braggchestercity
Bridge.
20:24.88
gav
oh
20:25.24
braggchestercity
The bridge.
20:25.74
Bevo
It's my pants.
20:26.97
braggchestercity
It
20:27.38
gav
yeah
20:29.41
braggchestercity
My name is Jimin.
20:31.89
gav
and All right.
20:33.69
braggchestercity
Bridge.
20:33.92
Mad Dog
Jimin.
20:34.80
braggchestercity
it Who is my heart? Heart waiting for. Who is my heart?
20:38.08
Bevo
Oh, actually yeah the second course has an extra half that we did.
20:39.21
braggchestercity
Heart waiting for. Who is my heart?
20:40.97
gav
Oh, hang on a second.
20:42.37
braggchestercity
What?
20:45.97
gav
There's actually a different course in between before the bridge.
20:47.12
braggchestercity
Shut up.
20:48.02
Bevo
Yeah.
20:48.32
braggchestercity
What? It's got new stuff in it?
20:49.25
Mad Dog
Oh.
20:49.77
gav
Yep.
20:49.75
Bevo
New stuff. Yeah. New content.
20:50.76
braggchestercity
Okay. All right. Here we go. Chorus. We never met, but she's all I see at night. Never met, but she's always on my mind. Want to give her the world and so much more.
21:01.69
braggchestercity
Who is my heart waiting for? If she's someone that I see every day, is she someone a thousand miles away? Want to give her the world and so much more.
21:13.62
braggchestercity
Who is my heart waiting for?
21:16.92
gav
Hang on, is she someone that I see every day? Is he fucking serious?
21:23.42
gav
He's fairly enticed on me like, I can't find this woman.
21:24.20
Mad Dog
You were here all along Yeah Yeah
21:24.17
Bevo
Go off, King. Go off.
21:26.22
gav
Then he's like, it's possible that I see her every day.
21:26.25
braggchestercity
my entire life I've been searching. I know the person because I see them every day and night in my mind.
21:33.55
gav
ah
21:34.89
braggchestercity
They never leave my mind. From birth, this person's learning my mind. Did I see him today? Maybe?
21:41.16
gav
No, maybe I, maybe I saw him on the street this week a few times.
21:44.13
braggchestercity
It's either I either saw them today or they're a thousand miles away from me.
21:48.64
Mad Dog
yeah It's nothing in between.
21:49.96
braggchestercity
It's one or the other.
21:51.97
gav
I'd love it if it was just like he's 80 year old landlady or something and he was just like, ah, fuck.
21:56.62
braggchestercity
ah
21:57.37
Mad Dog
It's Mavis.
21:58.87
braggchestercity
ah no
21:59.24
gav
I really invested a lot of years of my life into this fantasy and...
21:59.36
Mad Dog
nay
22:01.91
braggchestercity
Now I'll have to dishonor my family with suicide.
22:05.59
gav
up But only after I fucked this old broad.
22:08.23
braggchestercity
Yeah, definitely after.
22:09.89
Mad Dog
yeah
22:10.01
braggchestercity
Yeah. yeah definitely um yeah
22:11.53
Mad Dog
I've been waiting for this out of the womb.
22:15.74
gav
She probably looked reasonable when he was born.
22:17.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, reasonable.
22:18.82
braggchestercity
To be fair, right that's the but that's the best compliment you can give a lady.
22:26.84
gav
ah
22:27.72
braggchestercity
right
22:28.80
gav
Oh darling, you are looking you are looking so reasonable tonight.
22:28.89
Mad Dog
30 years ago ago, I was very reasonable.
22:28.83
Bevo
What a reasonable lady.
22:32.32
braggchestercity
I'll tell you what, you are a reasonable looking lady.
22:36.67
Mad Dog
No, you're a handsome woman.
22:37.96
Bevo
Sounds like the next like Michael Buble hit or something.
22:38.67
gav
ah yeah
22:44.07
braggchestercity
Reasonable one!
22:44.25
Bevo
like
22:45.32
gav
yeah well She's such a reasonable lady.
22:52.15
braggchestercity
Reasonable!
22:54.88
Bevo
It's right up there with agreeable.
22:56.73
braggchestercity
It is, it's really good. yeah Yeah, it's really good.
23:00.55
gav
ah Oh, there it is. but yeah Oh fuck.
23:05.07
braggchestercity
yeah
23:08.68
braggchestercity
The bridge, I get, you just bang it on, who's my heart waiting for? We figured it out. we It took us all some minutes. He's an 80-year-old landlord.
23:20.92
gav
Oh fuck.
23:21.36
braggchestercity
ah A reasonable woman.
23:26.46
gav
but
23:27.71
braggchestercity
And then he bangs another chorus out again.
23:31.46
gav
Yeah, double chorus same thing.
23:32.10
braggchestercity
ye Double chorus, same thing.
23:32.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.
23:33.10
gav
Yeah. Yeah.
23:34.13
braggchestercity
Cool.
23:34.91
Mad Dog
Not much meat on that bone.
23:36.09
gav
Oh Fucking hell Reasonable amount of meat Yeah That was the three that was a three three was that two or three verse two two verses in a two verses with three choruses and bridges though That's that's that's all right He's put some work in
23:37.15
braggchestercity
and Enough, ah enough, enough meat, you know.
23:39.61
Mad Dog
There.
23:39.59
braggchestercity
but We're not going hungry. We're not going hungry.
23:42.47
Mad Dog
True.
23:43.37
braggchestercity
Released on the not...
23:46.69
braggchestercity
Two verse, two verse and a double chorus. Yeah, yeah. It was released on the 19th of July 2024. It's written by Ghostloop, Ten Rock, P-Dog, John Bellion and Pete Nappy.
24:05.25
gav
Jesus Christ.
24:05.32
Bevo
I've heard of John Bellion. He's, he's, he does lots of stuff.
24:09.70
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:09.97
Mad Dog
Okay.
24:10.27
Bevo
He does a Lawrence.
24:12.73
braggchestercity
John Bellion releases stuff under his own name, I think.
24:13.13
Mad Dog
Okay.
24:17.17
braggchestercity
he's had a ah In he had a song that went to number 16 on the Billboard charts called All Time Low.
24:25.63
Bevo
Hmm.
24:27.02
Mad Dog
Yay. And he's, he's got Bieber and Miley Cyrus to his credits.
24:29.52
Bevo
Yeah. and thank you le
24:31.81
braggchestercity
Okay, right, yeah. I'm more of a P-dog fan.
24:35.96
Mad Dog
Also maroon five M&M.
24:38.04
braggchestercity
f Everyone's got Maroon 5. Has Maroon 5 worked with every single producer and songwriter in the world?
24:43.08
gav
I suspect so.
24:43.20
Bevo
Must have you.
24:43.92
Mad Dog
Hang on a second. Do you know what else he's done? Seven by Jungkook.
24:49.38
gav
Oh shit!
24:51.56
Bevo
We did that one, didn't we?
24:54.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.
24:54.72
braggchestercity
That's it.
24:57.16
braggchestercity
and yeah Hey, Nappy is in a pop punk band called Ocean Park Standoff.
24:57.42
Bevo
Seven days a week, of course.
24:58.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.
24:58.54
Bevo
Right, it's all coming together.
25:04.17
Mad Dog
Wicked.
25:04.53
braggchestercity
Like anything with standoff in the name, it's always good.
25:07.74
gav
That is pretty good.
25:08.49
braggchestercity
Jimin is a member of BTS. What does BTS stand for, Gavin?
25:14.30
gav
Uh, big thirsty slurs.
25:18.76
braggchestercity
that's thats That's what I thought.
25:22.10
gav
I actually don't know. I should know that. I don't know why I don't.
25:24.31
braggchestercity
No, no, it's a big thirsty slot.
25:25.52
gav
Um, I would have said why in the sense that, um,
25:25.96
braggchestercity
You got it. That's that's what it is.
25:27.79
Bevo
Behind the scenes.
25:29.53
braggchestercity
No, that's too obvious. That's too obvious. You've got it in your thinking.
25:33.30
Mad Dog
Bind. Torture.
25:34.51
braggchestercity
Yeah.
25:35.62
Mad Dog
Shit.
25:37.85
gav
Yeah, I'm not a sh- Oh.
25:38.24
Bevo
Battle the South.
25:40.46
braggchestercity
settle the south that's good they are north korean band that's for heaps more that's rad that's cool yeah yeah it's so much cooler yeah that makes way more sense
25:43.17
gav
Holy shit, that's actually hilarious. The, uh, BTS, I have no idea how to actually- Oh, hang on. Uh, apologies, I'm gonna butch this, but Bangtan, uh, Son Yeon Dan, and apparently that translates to bulletproof boy scouts.
26:00.42
Bevo
all right
26:02.93
gav
That's- that's actually way doper than I expected.
26:03.59
Mad Dog
That's pretty good.
26:07.69
gav
Bulletproof Boy Scout, they should have just gone with Bulletproof Boy Scouts.
26:10.22
braggchestercity
Yeah, 100%.
26:10.73
gav
That's fire as fuck.
26:11.53
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's great. This song and the whole album was recorded before he went to the military.
26:19.50
gav
They all went to the military, I think.
26:20.45
braggchestercity
Yeah on November 22nd, 2023 they announced that hit hit him alongside his bandmates RMV and Jung Kook had started their enlistment process to carry out the mandatory military service.
26:21.18
Mad Dog
I have to do it.
26:24.69
Bevo
All right.
26:33.57
braggchestercity
He enlisted as an active duty soldier on December 12th at the Army 5th Division Recruit Training Center and he completed his basic training ah and yeah took the oaths and all that sort of shit he was appointed into the artillery unit in the fifth infantry division now what's cool about that it's like they went and did that and that's pretty rad so there's a thing in south korea for athletes if they win a major trophy they don't have to do their military things
27:05.01
gav
Oh, fuck.
27:06.13
Bevo
Service here.
27:07.08
braggchestercity
Yeah, so South Korea, we're in the um Asian Cup for the soccer a few years ago, and they were like desperate to win it.
27:07.20
Mad Dog
Wow.
27:19.27
braggchestercity
So because the thing is, like, there's people like, yeah, there's
27:20.79
gav
Oh, so they're they're in a corner of the globe where shit can quite easily go wrong.
27:21.52
Mad Dog
It's good motivation.
27:22.32
Bevo
The stakes are quite high.
27:27.48
braggchestercity
Yeah, pop off.
27:28.95
gav
Yeah.
27:28.97
braggchestercity
So you there's a guy, a son, who plays for Tottenham Hotspur in the English Premier League, who's making, he's probably making yeah you know like a million bucks a week getting paid to play soccer over there.
27:29.46
Mad Dog
yeah
27:42.31
braggchestercity
And that's a big pay cut if he can't turn up to his job but because he's got to go do military service.
27:46.76
Mad Dog
so
27:47.01
gav
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
27:49.08
braggchestercity
So they're so desperate. and But they didn't realize that FIFA is the most corrupt um
27:55.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.
27:56.49
gav
Organization in the world.
27:56.72
braggchestercity
Like organization ever it's basically a like an evil empire in a bond movie Yeah, and have you seen the FIFA boardroom?
28:00.02
Mad Dog
It is.
28:06.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.
28:07.17
braggchestercity
It's a bond villains lair.
28:07.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.
28:08.73
braggchestercity
It's under an underground bunker in Switzerland.
28:09.22
gav
I've not actually seen that.
28:10.98
braggchestercity
It's all Dome curve like it looks like a dr. Evil set it's hilarious like you couldn't write it you couldn't write it and So they could say
28:16.00
gav
Is it for real?
28:16.24
Mad Dog
It's there.
28:18.46
Bevo
Oh, it is too.
28:18.54
gav
Let's dig.
28:21.40
Mad Dog
They're not even trying to hide it.
28:23.62
Bevo
We go got like a map in the middle of the the room.
28:25.49
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 100%.
28:26.64
gav
ah
28:27.81
braggchestercity
They, you're expecting a phone call to come from the president, like through to there.
28:35.47
braggchestercity
They made a little bit of the final of the Asian Cup, but because FIFA had decided to give the World Cup to Qatar, who they're like, Qatar have never won a professional game of soccer before.
28:46.77
braggchestercity
How did you give these people the World Cup?
28:47.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.
28:48.89
braggchestercity
They're like, no, no, Qatar are good. they went They basically nationalized a bunch of South Americans as Qataris.
28:58.22
gav
Oh, fuck.
28:59.35
braggchestercity
And the entire Qatari team was made up other than two people that had slightly Arab names. or we like you know blazeio reando yeah no and so yeah And they're from Qatar.
29:10.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.
29:11.31
gav
ah
29:12.93
Mad Dog
guitar
29:13.38
braggchestercity
They are Qatari.
29:14.30
gav
Fuck.
29:15.71
braggchestercity
And they won the Asian Cup.
29:15.85
gav
ah
29:19.57
braggchestercity
They beat South Korea in the final. And Efrain had to go do their military service.
29:22.00
gav
ah
29:25.95
braggchestercity
And it was the most corrupt tournament of all time.
29:26.13
Bevo
Imagine the end of that game, it's walking off like hang dog expressions at the end of the game.
29:31.80
gav
Fuck.
29:32.27
braggchestercity
Yeah. Yeah.
29:34.17
Bevo
I'd let him win, personally. I'd take a loss.
29:37.71
braggchestercity
No, not the Kataris.
29:39.28
Mad Dog
would never take a loss.
29:39.38
gav
I would say the the the twist is the the guitar fuck.
29:40.98
braggchestercity
Not like Young Gravy.
29:43.10
Bevo
What's up, young gravy? No pearls.
29:46.67
braggchestercity
No, no elves for Young Gravy. yeah twitter It does.
29:52.01
Mad Dog
Okay.
29:52.06
Bevo
this song This song sounds like our AI theme songs that we've been using lately.
29:56.71
braggchestercity
Yeah, it does.
29:57.06
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah.
29:57.23
braggchestercity
It does. You reckon that we're just onto AI well before everyone else with this stuff?
30:01.09
Bevo
Maybe. i'm i'm waiting for I'm waiting for them to reveal that Jimin and the others are robots and have been the whole time.
30:02.11
braggchestercity
Do you think Ghost Loop is just an algorithm?
30:03.29
gav
honest right
30:06.14
Mad Dog
Absolutely.
30:11.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.
30:11.43
braggchestercity
wouldn't make sense. I don't like his voice as much as Jungkook.
30:12.46
Bevo
yeah
30:15.18
braggchestercity
I've got really, like, I've got strong opinions about my K-pop, apparently. but When I was confirming them, I'm like, I just don't think he's as talented as Jungkook.
30:19.92
gav
That's fair. That's fair.
30:23.08
braggchestercity
I thought he was much better.
30:23.70
Mad Dog
Oh, shit's all over this bloke, mate.
30:24.67
braggchestercity
But, it the yeah, there's something about these Korean producers that are just making absolute bangers of tracks, like, equivalent to early 2000s pop music.
30:33.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.
30:33.93
Bevo
Well, this one, this is, I will survive.
30:36.40
gav
Yeah, yep.
30:37.65
Bevo
It's the cause that I will survive again.
30:39.70
braggchestercity
Right, yeah, okay.
30:40.58
Bevo
So with that, they trot that out every couple of years.
30:42.02
braggchestercity
I just feel like every U.S. pop star that we do, the songs are just so, so bang average. I wonder if there's just way more cash in the K-pop market that they get in all the good stuff and all the Katy Perrys or whatever are getting the leftovers.
30:52.42
gav
They've actually, yeah, they can pay the fucking. Yeah.
31:00.12
braggchestercity
It's like when we did Women's World and they went, this is lit leftovers from Dr. Luke.
31:04.39
Bevo
It could also be that like it's the same same old people over and over again.
31:04.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.
31:04.82
gav
yeah
31:07.54
Bevo
They can only write so many like chord progressions, you know what I mean?
31:10.74
braggchestercity
Yeah.
31:11.02
Bevo
like like All the chart people are all ghostwritten by the same like three or four writers.
31:17.17
gav
Yeah.
31:18.42
Bevo
you know
31:19.06
braggchestercity
so i suss I was sussing out this guy that was part of was in this pop punk band, Ocean Park Standoff, that gets the um songwriting credits and production credits on it.
31:29.70
Bevo
Yeah.
31:30.67
braggchestercity
and Apparently, ah it's they've they've given him songwriting and production credits to make it seem like it was a song ah for them to release.
31:42.35
braggchestercity
so Ocean Park Standoff, we're going to release this song. And a labels got involved and went, um, how about I just give you money and Jimin does this.
31:54.32
braggchestercity
So this was meant to be a pop punk song.
31:55.80
gav
Fuck.
31:57.58
Mad Dog
That's weird.
31:57.62
gav
That's so weird.
31:58.45
braggchestercity
Yeah.
31:58.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.
31:59.30
braggchestercity
And somehow they've got, they've got ahold of it and been like, that's a Jimin song. Now they gave him a bunch of money and got, gave him the production credits and the songwriting credits.
32:07.86
Bevo
i am I wrote a song that I sold to someone like that once.
32:10.17
Mad Dog
Sweet.
32:11.57
braggchestercity
Really?
32:12.26
gav
Really?
32:12.44
Bevo
Yeah, I wrote it with a friend, my old guitar teacher actually, and we we sold it to a band, like a pop punk band, and and it was basically like, you get to pay out and see you later.
32:22.27
braggchestercity
How would you have felt if it had become a hit?
32:22.51
Mad Dog
sweet
32:24.92
Bevo
I'd be pretty, I'd like, you know, whatever. I'd be proud of it, but I wouldn't be chasing the money or anything because I sold it.
32:30.23
braggchestercity
Fair enough.
32:30.41
Mad Dog
yeah
32:30.61
Bevo
I thought the song was average.
32:31.66
gav
um think I think I'd say you'd be pissed that you like didn't didn't make it the hit that it became.
32:35.63
Bevo
Yeah, but you know, like who's to say I would have made it a hit.
32:37.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.
32:38.82
gav
Yeah, true.
32:39.38
Bevo
It was just something we wrote together in a room that had no like soul.
32:44.08
braggchestercity
Perfect song to sell. Is there a video, Bebo?
32:45.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.
32:47.43
Bevo
Yes, there is mad dog. who
32:50.66
Mad Dog
Why, why, why, why, why?
32:54.75
gav
yeah
33:07.70
Bevo
Jimin dances on a dark street seemingly the same one that Marty McFly arrives in at the end of Back to the Future.
33:14.71
Mad Dog
me
33:15.17
Bevo
As usual in these videos there are multiple assassination attempts on the life of the artist but fortunately or unfortunately depending on your stance on Jimin a shopping trolley on fire is very easily dodged.
33:28.39
braggchestercity
ah Right, that was the that was the weapon used.
33:28.59
gav
ah
33:31.94
Bevo
but Among other things there is a shopping trolley on fire that just
33:33.71
Mad Dog
yeah a yeah hundred yeah Not really,
33:34.53
braggchestercity
Well, he is part of the, what was it? The boistster the bulletproof Boy Scouts.
33:38.63
gav
Bulletproof Boy Scouts, I feel like this film clip is really encapsulating that spirit. He's wearing a fucking sick jacket in the film clip though.
33:44.85
braggchestercity
Don't you think even even the K-pop videos just have early 2000 Backstreet Boys vibes?
33:45.08
gav
I want his- Absolutely, absolutely.
33:50.99
Bevo
yeah I didn't get that far yet, let's have a look.
33:51.37
gav
Yep.
33:51.70
braggchestercity
Yeah.
33:52.17
gav
Yep.
33:53.34
braggchestercity
um Any YouTube comments?
33:57.58
Mad Dog
it's...
33:57.94
braggchestercity
I don't have anything.
33:58.31
gav
a lot A lot of them are in Korean, if you won't. ah Yeah, if you believe that.
34:02.27
braggchestercity
Yeah. I do believe it. Yeah.
34:05.48
Mad Dog
I always hope I'm going to find something gold when I click on the translation, but no.
34:09.45
braggchestercity
Nah.
34:11.31
gav
No. Yeah, no, I'm just straight up scrolling. Wait, two days ago, oh shit, I wonder if this is true. Two days ago, happy birthday Jimin, love you.
34:24.47
braggchestercity
ah
34:25.23
gav
I wonder if she actually does love him.
34:25.62
Bevo
And that was from, that was from Gavin Parkinson.
34:25.87
Mad Dog
Someone's come.
34:28.30
gav
ah
34:29.80
Mad Dog
hu
34:31.56
braggchestercity
Yeah, I'm about to fall off a verandah in again So positive
34:32.75
gav
He's good.
34:36.79
Bevo
yeah Oh, here's he's a good run. Me again. Jimin did so great. I love this song. Me again.
34:45.67
gav
Me again.
34:46.41
Mad Dog
Me again.
34:47.03
gav
I'd love to, I'd love to be one of those prolific, I'd love to be one of those prolific, prolific commenters and start every comment with me again.
34:47.16
Bevo
I love this song. I can't get enough of this wonderful song.
34:53.73
braggchestercity
Yeah.
34:55.66
gav
That'd be great.
34:56.07
Bevo
yeah making
34:57.15
braggchestercity
Me again.
34:58.07
Bevo
Eventually, they were like, oh, him again.
34:59.64
braggchestercity
Oh, you must do lots of stuff here. That's how you should just start everything whether you've been there or not.
35:07.26
gav
Me again.
35:07.64
braggchestercity
Yeah. And they'll be like, oh, yeah, I know you. Sure.
35:12.56
Bevo
I've got one guy that's just commenting over and over again.
35:12.69
gav
hu
35:15.06
Bevo
We've got, this is l u a dash Y3N and first comment is Jim Erika, then King Spotify, then King Min, then Perfect, then Dancing Genius.
35:26.56
braggchestercity
Oh, he's a psychopath like Jimin.
35:27.25
Bevo
and it's
35:30.25
gav
Oh.
35:30.52
Bevo
Dancing Genius.
35:31.67
Mad Dog
Dancing genius
35:32.10
braggchestercity
Dancing genius is good.
35:33.64
gav
this This has way more likes than it should. um Two months ago, we've got blonde hair, top tier visual, heavenly vocals, smooth moves, all screams perfection.
35:46.92
braggchestercity
Oh, how many lives? How many lives?
35:50.23
gav
1,700 likes.
35:52.35
braggchestercity
Sweet lord.
35:53.24
Bevo
I think a lot of these comments are people just fighting to get this to like a billion streams.
35:53.55
braggchestercity
didt
35:53.75
Mad Dog
wow
35:57.41
braggchestercity
Okay.
35:57.41
Bevo
It's like, it's like a campaign almost.
35:57.83
gav
Yeah, they're probably Russian bots.
35:59.99
braggchestercity
It's probably the people in the cubicles at K-pop headquarters.
36:03.21
Bevo
Yeah.
36:04.09
braggchestercity
Doing all this stuff. Do you know what it's time to do, fellas?
36:06.73
Bevo
ah Don't say set this game because there is a one.
36:07.09
gav
Ooh.
36:10.79
gav
ah
36:11.10
Bevo
yeah like
36:13.14
Mad Dog
It's the ultimate skill.
36:14.30
braggchestercity
It's the ultimate skill and we can't perform it.
36:15.92
gav
it
36:16.46
Bevo
Well, okay. Well, there is one technically. So the ultimate skill is, uh, this is a one song set list from the tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon on July 22nd, 2024.
36:19.29
gav
Okay.
36:25.64
braggchestercity
Yeah.
36:25.95
gav
Sick.
36:26.77
braggchestercity
Second last.
36:29.03
gav
ah um i'm going i reckon I reckon he's opening with it.
36:30.12
Bevo
Correct.
36:31.37
braggchestercity
Yeah.
36:32.79
Mad Dog
Last.
36:34.84
braggchestercity
First and last.
36:36.33
Bevo
He's opening a with it. He's closing with it. It's, a yeah um, the only time pre-recorded on an unknown date in 2023.
36:38.85
gav
Fuck yes. We've we've all got... but but We've all got the ultimate skill.
36:45.31
braggchestercity
Yeah, well done. We all have the ultimate skill. Very good.
36:49.61
Bevo
so I'll put that on my resume.
36:50.24
braggchestercity
Legacy here. It debuted at number 14 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2014.
36:54.89
gav
14!
36:57.11
braggchestercity
In 2016, Jimin was ranked the 14th most popular idol in the annual survey survey conducted by Gullip Korea. I assume that's something.
37:06.98
Bevo
yeah look
37:09.06
gav
ah I think you're wrong Hang on hang on is Is this is this fucking so hang on Jimin's from BTS is he like the Harry Styles of BTS?
37:09.61
braggchestercity
He subsequently ranked seventh in 2017, then consecutively ranked first in 2018 and 19 as the only idol to top the survey for two consecutive years.
37:22.47
braggchestercity
In 2018, yeah.
37:27.69
braggchestercity
Yeah.
37:29.88
gav
He's about to leave him in the fucking Dust and is this his breakout career?
37:31.42
Mad Dog
Is he the big dog?
37:32.25
braggchestercity
I don't know, I thought Jungkook was.
37:32.64
Bevo
No, well I would imagine, what's his name? Yeah, I would have picked him for it, more than Jimin.
37:37.96
gav
I Okay.
37:39.45
braggchestercity
I think it's maybe it's shared around.
37:39.73
gav
Yeah, fair enough.
37:42.11
braggchestercity
I don't know. It's not the cast of friends.
37:45.30
Mad Dog
Right.
37:45.63
braggchestercity
Yeah.
37:45.88
gav
Shit.
37:45.95
Bevo
They shared each other around all the time.
37:46.17
braggchestercity
You know, one of them will do ketamine and drown in a hot tub.
37:47.08
gav
Shit.
37:51.22
Mad Dog
ah Yeah.
37:51.37
gav
How long, how long do you reckon the rest of them do ketamine and drowning up, dub?
37:54.41
braggchestercity
yeah efron efron or Efron does it eventually.
37:55.42
gav
I saw how well it worked out for him. He's, he's hooked in numbers after that.
37:58.39
braggchestercity
In 2018, Jimin was the ninth most tweeted about celebrity and the eighth most tweeted tweeted about musician globally. He was named the 17th best boy band member in history by the Guardian.
38:07.87
Mad Dog
Really.
38:07.88
gav
Fuck.
38:13.78
Mad Dog
Really.
38:14.02
Bevo
Yeah, that's a short history.
38:14.06
gav
I just don't... I mean, fair and short history, but this motherfucker was not on my radar at all.
38:21.29
braggchestercity
no Now he is. so
38:23.07
gav
I mean, he was clearly on everyone else's.
38:23.06
Bevo
It feels, it's one of those things where it just feels like, like fake from, the from off.
38:23.47
braggchestercity
Now he's going to be all over your algorithm.
38:25.43
gav
I'm 100% off the fucking...
38:31.17
braggchestercity
That was racist. ah Yeah, are you ready?
38:35.69
gav
We've come to expect that from Ryan.
38:41.31
Bevo
Thank you.
38:50.13
gav
So it feels fake Bevo, is that what you were saying?
38:53.73
Bevo
Just that there's so many fans and it's like, I don't know.
38:56.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.
38:56.40
braggchestercity
Yeah. Stinks.
38:57.50
Bevo
It just, I don't know.
38:58.43
Mad Dog
It's weird though.
38:58.57
braggchestercity
Stinks. Yeah.
38:59.57
Bevo
Yeah.
38:59.96
Mad Dog
It stinks.
39:00.07
gav
Yeah, something something's amiss.
39:00.33
Mad Dog
yeah
39:00.82
Bevo
Because it's not our demographic and it's like, does your daughter like any of this K-pop stuff, Chibs?
39:06.06
braggchestercity
na ah No.
39:07.45
Bevo
So do you reckon she knows anyone that likes the K-pop stuff?
39:11.62
gav
I've got, him I've got a friend, I've got a friend who's heavily into it.
39:14.49
braggchestercity
I think it's a whole, it's a, it's a subculture.
39:14.99
gav
And she's like.
39:18.00
Bevo
Yeah, it's any any subculture country music another example.
39:18.56
Mad Dog
By country music.
39:19.05
braggchestercity
Yeah.
39:21.77
Bevo
It's like I personally don't know anyone so it mustn't exist.
39:25.10
braggchestercity
Yeah, I think the more mainstream for 13-year-old girls is your Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Taylor Swift.
39:26.10
gav
no
39:31.05
Bevo
Yeah, Cap Rone the big four.
39:31.97
braggchestercity
That's that's that's that's a trifecta.
39:32.91
Mad Dog
Right.
39:33.33
gav
Chapel Rhone. Yep.
39:35.79
braggchestercity
ah Or um if whatever that big dogs song by the Indian rapper.
39:41.96
gav
What the fuck?
39:42.37
braggchestercity
Whatever that is.
39:42.61
Bevo
the the one
39:43.48
braggchestercity
Yeah, then I don't know.
39:43.67
gav
I don't know that one.
39:44.76
braggchestercity
Well, you don't have a 13-year-old.
39:47.51
gav
but
39:47.92
Mad Dog
Big dogs.
39:48.58
braggchestercity
Yeah, actually my it's more my seven year olds like dad put big dogs on them like okay, we'll put big dogs.
39:55.74
Mad Dog
I think he showed me big dogs.
39:57.56
braggchestercity
Yeah, if he does he puts it on top.
39:57.92
gav
Oh, that's a good fucking song, man.
39:58.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.
39:59.02
Bevo
My son likes Linga by the cranberries. How good is that?
40:01.41
braggchestercity
yeah
40:02.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.
40:03.73
gav
That's a good song.
40:03.76
braggchestercity
ah Best thing that chick ever did was fucking have a bath.
40:09.40
gav
I'm talking about a lot of celebrities dying in barbs this evening. This is um is some quality content.
40:11.72
braggchestercity
They do it. Yeah. ah Net worth. We got it. What do you think Jimin is worth in 2024, doggy?
40:16.44
gav
All right.
40:20.48
Mad Dog
fuck ah I wish I had.
40:21.50
braggchestercity
Fuck.
40:22.67
Mad Dog
yeah For me, this is the ultimate skill.
40:26.83
braggchestercity
Okay. and
40:27.62
Mad Dog
Guessing net worth.
40:30.42
Mad Dog
I don't know if they actually pay these cunts or not.
40:36.30
gav
Yeah, his handler is worth fucking bang, man.
40:38.83
braggchestercity
Yeah.
40:39.06
Mad Dog
Yeah. All right. Fuck it. I'll say 11 million.
40:44.04
braggchestercity
Uh, Gav?
40:44.89
gav
I reckon you've swung low, but not by as much as I...
40:48.38
Mad Dog
Hmm.
40:48.47
gav
Yeah, not by as much as you reckon. I'm going... Fuck. I'm going 18. I'm going 18.
40:54.20
braggchestercity
Bebe?
40:55.70
Bevo
I remember when we did Jungkook and the answer was surprising and I can't remember if it was surprising one way or the other.
41:01.03
gav
but
41:03.34
Bevo
yeah
41:04.17
gav
but
41:04.30
braggchestercity
look
41:04.75
Bevo
um So I'm going to say 50 mil, I'm going to go high.
41:07.46
gav
Swing for the fences then.
41:09.85
Mad Dog
Oh.
41:10.13
braggchestercity
Okay, yeah, Bebe is close. This is $40 million. dollars
41:13.13
Mad Dog
Jesus.
41:13.19
Bevo
Yeah, it was high, yeah.
41:13.26
gav
All right, all right.
41:14.77
Mad Dog
Okay.
41:15.77
gav
That's, yeah, that is kind of surprising.
41:16.43
braggchestercity
It's not bad. It's not bad, is it?
41:17.73
gav
Yeah.
41:18.29
braggchestercity
Not really.
41:18.52
Mad Dog
I'll remember that for the next K-pop song we do.
41:20.66
gav
Yeah.
41:21.35
braggchestercity
No, you won't.
41:22.63
Mad Dog
No, I won't.
41:22.94
gav
ah
41:23.89
Mad Dog
I won't. I won't.
41:27.81
Bevo
I won't, you know.
41:33.50
braggchestercity
All right. What are we running out of here?
41:36.55
gav
Wise.
41:37.60
Bevo
um what we What was it?
41:38.63
braggchestercity
Uh, reason, uh, like, yeah.
41:39.22
Bevo
Why, why, why? yeah
41:40.55
gav
Wise, yeah. At one point he does, you know, we do count on him. We could do it on how much we count on him, one through.
41:47.21
braggchestercity
How reasonable you are.
41:49.29
gav
ah
41:50.79
Mad Dog
degrees of mental illness.
41:51.75
braggchestercity
yeah Ten, you would rather die than ever hear the song ever again. One, and it's going to be on the Spotify wrapped. What do you give this out of ten, Bevo?
42:00.86
Bevo
ah Like I said before it sounds like
42:02.89
braggchestercity
I'm getting the dog single thing up here. yeah
42:06.27
Bevo
it's He's played anyway while I talk.
42:12.22
Bevo
It sounds like one of your AI Fiverr things that you've put on the podcast, like the singing, the music.
42:15.50
braggchestercity
Yeah, it does.
42:17.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.
42:18.42
braggchestercity
Who doesn't?
42:19.41
Bevo
it like I can't deny, I love the chord progression of I Will Survive and it's it's good anytime anyone anyone uses it. But this song does fucking nothing for me. So I'm going to give it eight out of 10.
42:31.65
Mad Dog
yeah ah
42:32.04
braggchestercity
I could tell.
42:32.19
gav
shit
42:34.12
braggchestercity
I could tell as soon as it was Asians. Gav.
42:39.49
gav
Um, gear that fucking button up, mate. It's going to be a motherfucking five. It just, I don't, I don't like it. I don't dislike it.
42:50.35
gav
It is. I could not be more down the middle on this one.
42:52.61
Bevo
For you listeners, that's the weak dog fight.
42:53.41
gav
It is just, that's my cow, weak gutted dog, cowardly five.
42:55.51
braggchestercity
That's the weak gutted dog.
42:57.62
Mad Dog
Yeah. Sitting on the fucking fence.
43:00.08
gav
I'm on the fence. Um, I don't apologize for it.
43:01.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.
43:03.15
gav
I just, this one is just straight up like, I will, I will forget that we did this song in about two weeks time.
43:07.53
braggchestercity
You know what? I did the research for this song so long ago.
43:11.54
Bevo
Yeah, because we get postponed here, didn't we?
43:11.67
gav
but Well, that's the thing.
43:11.75
Mad Dog
yeah
43:12.30
braggchestercity
Because it's just been on it's just been on the back burner.
43:13.11
gav
It got put off.
43:14.46
braggchestercity
It kept getting put off.
43:14.61
gav
It got put off like six fucking times.
43:14.99
Mad Dog
It adds.
43:16.35
braggchestercity
That I don't i don't remember it, but I did put my score down here.
43:16.81
gav
like
43:20.66
Bevo
Oh yeah.
43:22.07
braggchestercity
So we'll see. Doggy, what did you give it?
43:24.97
Mad Dog
Um yeah I'm definitely there in the ballpark um it's oh no no I hate it I hate it more than being a weak gutted fucking filthy fucking mutt um a seven I'm a seven
43:32.17
braggchestercity
is how How weak is this dog? Okay, alright, okay. yeah
43:42.35
braggchestercity
yeah
43:46.29
gav
All right. All right.
43:46.91
Bevo
Fair enough.
43:47.67
braggchestercity
yeahoon Look, I don't remember this song at all.
43:54.07
gav
Yeah.
43:54.23
braggchestercity
I didn't listen to it again, but ah two months ago when I did all of the stuff for it, I gave it a four.
44:06.99
Mad Dog
Ooh!
44:07.08
gav
Okay.
44:07.14
Bevo
Crazy frog four.
44:08.39
braggchestercity
Yeah, ring-a-ding-ding, airbams.
44:09.01
Mad Dog
Loves it!
44:09.11
gav
I'm going to bring you a ding ding.
44:10.61
Mad Dog
Fucking hell. Absolutely loves it.
44:12.09
gav
Jesus.
44:13.85
braggchestercity
I must have thought it was okay at the time. I don't remember it, to be honest with you. and don't I mean, I've got this section.
44:19.49
gav
ahha
44:19.81
braggchestercity
like I mean, that's pretty cool, I guess.
44:24.23
Bevo
what
44:24.69
gav
Production production value production value is pretty fucking high on this I will say that's that's probably the standout thing like beva you were saying you love that co-op regression The production is pretty fucking died
44:24.83
Bevo
i and
44:25.16
braggchestercity
that was Sure.
44:27.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.
44:30.39
braggchestercity
Yeah.
44:33.77
Bevo
Well, put it this way, I'm going to go and listen to Beautiful Life by Ace of Bass.
44:37.34
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:38.78
gav
but
44:38.89
braggchestercity
Ace of base of the real winners tonight. Thank you, fellas. Everybody else, go and fuck yourself.
